Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:11,829 --> 00:00:16,555
♪ Shake it like a ladder
to the sun ♪
2
00:00:19,685 --> 00:00:22,978
♪ Makes me feel like a madman
on the run ♪
3
00:00:25,377 --> 00:00:26,417
Can I call you right back?
4
00:00:26,442 --> 00:00:27,843
I'm just in the middle
of something.
5
00:00:27,871 --> 00:00:28,991
You need to come home, Abby.
6
00:00:29,015 --> 00:00:30,834
I know it's not ideal.
7
00:00:30,869 --> 00:00:32,167
I haven't seen you
in six months.
8
00:00:33,798 --> 00:00:35,495
Oh, uh... I'm so sorry.
9
00:00:35,530 --> 00:00:36,730
I'm gonna call you right back.
10
00:00:38,059 --> 00:00:39,887
No, I'm not auditioning
for the mom role,
11
00:00:39,922 --> 00:00:41,453
I'm reading for Cindy.
12
00:00:41,487 --> 00:00:44,382
♪ You're a zero ♪
13
00:00:45,381 --> 00:00:47,610
♪ What's your name?
No one's gonna ask ♪
14
00:00:47,645 --> 00:00:51,539
♪ You better find out
where they want you to go ♪
15
00:00:52,538 --> 00:00:54,135
Couple of months.
That was the deal.
16
00:00:54,169 --> 00:00:55,133
It's been half a year.
17
00:00:55,167 --> 00:00:56,132
I can't leave now.
18
00:00:56,162 --> 00:00:57,682
I'm just starting
to get some traction.
19
00:00:57,706 --> 00:00:59,128
This city is all about momentum.
20
00:00:59,162 --> 00:01:00,992
♪ Climb, climb, climb, oh ♪
21
00:01:01,991 --> 00:01:05,086
Two, three,
four, five, six, seven, eight.
22
00:01:05,121 --> 00:01:07,948
♪ Can you climb, climb,
climb higher ♪
23
00:01:10,445 --> 00:01:13,274
Three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
24
00:01:13,308 --> 00:01:16,970
One, two, three, four,
five, six, seven, eight,
25
00:01:17,004 --> 00:01:18,334
And break!
26
00:01:19,567 --> 00:01:20,567
Breathe,
27
00:01:20,594 --> 00:01:22,475
And you gotta bring
bring water to these things.
28
00:01:22,499 --> 00:01:24,226
You're doing great.
29
00:01:24,260 --> 00:01:25,260
And again, ladies.
30
00:01:25,292 --> 00:01:27,488
♪ Shake it like a ladder
to the sun ♪
31
00:01:28,341 --> 00:01:29,662
Well, babe,
you can still audition
32
00:01:29,686 --> 00:01:30,749
For stuff up here, yeah?
33
00:01:30,784 --> 00:01:32,281
I don't think you
really understand
34
00:01:32,315 --> 00:01:33,645
How it works down here.
35
00:01:33,680 --> 00:01:34,910
And you do?
36
00:01:34,945 --> 00:01:37,107
Well, I'm figuring it out.
37
00:01:39,805 --> 00:01:44,296
♪ No you're never,
never far gone ♪
38
00:01:45,296 --> 00:01:47,493
Man, I saw your set
at the laugh factory last night.
39
00:01:47,527 --> 00:01:49,290
Oh yeah?
40
00:01:49,324 --> 00:01:50,388
It was an off night,
41
00:01:50,423 --> 00:01:52,586
And, uh, there was a problem
with the mic...
42
00:01:59,909 --> 00:02:01,705
I'm crazy with work now.
43
00:02:01,740 --> 00:02:04,002
Can I please call you back?
44
00:02:06,100 --> 00:02:07,197
Abby, are you okay?
45
00:02:07,232 --> 00:02:09,328
Uh, no, I'm fine.
Everything's great.
46
00:02:14,662 --> 00:02:15,662
Hello?
47
00:02:15,686 --> 00:02:16,184
What's taking so long?
48
00:02:16,219 --> 00:02:17,550
I'm on my way back.
49
00:02:17,584 --> 00:02:19,514
Dynasty wants apple
pan burgers for lunch.
50
00:02:19,548 --> 00:02:21,111
Wha?
That's the opposite end of town.
51
00:02:21,141 --> 00:02:22,502
Ding, ding,
ding, ding, ding, ding!
52
00:02:22,526 --> 00:02:23,974
That's 10 points, Tariq.
Good answer.
53
00:02:24,009 --> 00:02:25,672
Hey, jay,
I was wondering if later
54
00:02:25,707 --> 00:02:28,402
Maybe I could play you guys
a couple of my beats?
55
00:02:28,436 --> 00:02:29,832
Jamaica jay?
56
00:02:29,867 --> 00:02:33,394
♪ You better find out
where they want you to go ♪
57
00:02:33,428 --> 00:02:34,393
Okay, look, I'm just saying.
58
00:02:34,423 --> 00:02:35,983
You haven't booked anything,
I know how-
59
00:02:36,007 --> 00:02:37,788
Okay, I've been close
a couple times.
60
00:02:37,822 --> 00:02:39,852
Remember?
The eggo commercial?
61
00:02:39,886 --> 00:02:41,549
And the student film?
62
00:02:41,584 --> 00:02:43,313
I'm not happy.
63
00:02:43,348 --> 00:02:46,608
I don't think you are either,
Abby.
64
00:02:46,642 --> 00:02:49,338
It's me or Los Angeles.
65
00:02:53,234 --> 00:02:55,230
I'm really sorry,
I have to call you back!
66
00:02:58,793 --> 00:03:00,789
Abby! I have an audition.
I need my stuff!
67
00:03:00,824 --> 00:03:03,184
Oh no, no, no, no, no, no.
Abby!
68
00:03:05,982 --> 00:03:07,845
Thanks, we got it.
69
00:03:07,879 --> 00:03:09,310
Is that okay?
70
00:03:09,345 --> 00:03:11,273
It's more than okay, connor.
71
00:03:11,308 --> 00:03:12,272
'Cause you have to tell me
72
00:03:12,307 --> 00:03:13,903
If you're not getting
what you need.
73
00:03:13,938 --> 00:03:14,968
Couple of months,
74
00:03:15,002 --> 00:03:16,866
This is gonna be on
every billboard in town.
75
00:03:16,900 --> 00:03:18,796
♪ Was it the cure?
Shellshock ♪
76
00:03:18,830 --> 00:03:21,459
♪ Was it the cure?
Hope not ♪
77
00:03:21,493 --> 00:03:23,123
No, you pay me my rent, Abby!
78
00:03:23,157 --> 00:03:24,921
I don't know
what you think you're doing!
79
00:03:24,955 --> 00:03:26,552
I'm really sorry, alex!
80
00:03:26,586 --> 00:03:27,586
That bag is collateral.
81
00:03:27,618 --> 00:03:29,747
You don't pay rent,
I get your stuff.
82
00:03:29,782 --> 00:03:31,145
That's my hockey bag!
83
00:03:31,180 --> 00:03:34,073
This lady stole my hockey bag!
84
00:03:34,108 --> 00:03:35,905
Abby!
85
00:03:35,939 --> 00:03:37,304
Abby!
86
00:03:37,338 --> 00:03:38,901
You give me my money!
87
00:03:38,935 --> 00:03:40,666
I just want my money!
88
00:03:44,385 --> 00:03:45,385
+
89
00:03:55,911 --> 00:03:57,707
Look, I'm sorry.
90
00:03:57,742 --> 00:03:58,706
Pick up the phone, chris.
91
00:03:58,741 --> 00:04:01,569
I didn't mean to hang up,
I just...
92
00:04:01,603 --> 00:04:03,200
I'm calling you back.
93
00:04:05,863 --> 00:04:07,127
Seriously?
94
00:04:33,026 --> 00:04:34,923
My engine is on fire!
95
00:04:34,989 --> 00:04:37,318
Do engines just do that?
Do they just catch fire?
96
00:04:37,385 --> 00:04:39,548
It sounds like
you just overheated.
97
00:04:39,616 --> 00:04:41,113
Do you have any bottles
of water?
98
00:04:41,181 --> 00:04:43,376
No. Can you please
just come pick me up?
99
00:04:43,444 --> 00:04:45,075
I'm late for
the first real audition
100
00:04:45,142 --> 00:04:46,406
I've had in months.
101
00:04:46,472 --> 00:04:47,804
I can't.
102
00:04:47,871 --> 00:04:48,880
Dynasty is working on
some beats for drake
103
00:04:48,904 --> 00:04:50,266
And it's not going so hot.
104
00:04:50,330 --> 00:04:51,970
They might finally
let me pitch something.
105
00:04:51,994 --> 00:04:54,260
Tariq, this audition
is for alan bernstein.
106
00:04:54,328 --> 00:04:56,457
Do you have any idea
who that is?
107
00:04:56,525 --> 00:04:57,989
I can't leave.
108
00:04:58,057 --> 00:04:59,220
Call a cab.
109
00:04:59,288 --> 00:05:01,517
And pay with what money?
110
00:05:01,585 --> 00:05:02,883
Please!
111
00:05:02,949 --> 00:05:05,279
Please, I'm begging you.
112
00:05:05,346 --> 00:05:07,242
♪ I want to be young ♪
113
00:05:08,176 --> 00:05:10,571
♪ To be a??
And?? To fun?? ♪
114
00:05:11,503 --> 00:05:12,768
Ah! Okay, okay.
115
00:05:12,830 --> 00:05:14,591
Be honest now,
what do you think of this one?
116
00:05:14,615 --> 00:05:16,863
Yeah, okay.
I think of all my bags,
117
00:05:16,930 --> 00:05:19,625
My favorite bag is this one bag
I keep under the sink.
118
00:05:19,688 --> 00:05:21,409
And all the other bags
know it's my favorite
119
00:05:21,433 --> 00:05:22,855
Because they have to go
inside it.
120
00:05:22,921 --> 00:05:24,120
So they're like,
121
00:05:24,185 --> 00:05:25,906
"man, next time nick needs
to take a banana"
122
00:05:25,930 --> 00:05:26,971
And a juice box somewhere,
123
00:05:27,030 --> 00:05:28,246
I'm a goner.
124
00:05:28,313 --> 00:05:30,409
But look at ol'
miracle mart bag,
125
00:05:30,477 --> 00:05:32,940
"He ain't even scared."
126
00:05:35,670 --> 00:05:38,499
That's, that's the joke.
That's the whole joke.
127
00:05:38,565 --> 00:05:40,230
Oh, I probably
just didn't understand.
128
00:05:40,296 --> 00:05:41,095
Tell it to me again. I'm finally
part of a decent line-up tomorrow,
129
00:05:41,162 --> 00:05:42,791
And I'm gonna blow it.
130
00:05:42,859 --> 00:05:45,220
Tell it to me one more time.
I'm so scattered with the move.
131
00:05:45,517 --> 00:05:47,546
Jokes don't get funnier
the second time.
132
00:05:47,609 --> 00:05:49,370
Why're you taking my opinion,
what do I know?
133
00:05:49,394 --> 00:05:50,457
Whoa-ho!
134
00:05:52,275 --> 00:05:53,672
Are you throwing these out?
135
00:05:53,734 --> 00:05:55,855
You don't throw out pills.
What's the matter with you?
136
00:05:55,879 --> 00:05:56,800
Can I have these?
137
00:05:56,869 --> 00:05:57,698
What're you gonna do with them?
138
00:05:57,738 --> 00:05:58,845
I'm gonna sell them
to this guy I work with.
139
00:05:58,869 --> 00:06:00,310
He buys anything
in an orange bottle.
140
00:06:00,368 --> 00:06:01,975
I think he's doing really well
in his personal life.
141
00:06:01,999 --> 00:06:03,173
You know they cast
that other doctor part?!
142
00:06:03,197 --> 00:06:05,027
I thought you were gonna
get me an audition.
143
00:06:05,095 --> 00:06:06,857
Yeah, I asked.
No-no, you're the lead.
144
00:06:06,925 --> 00:06:08,523
You don't ask, you tell.
145
00:06:08,590 --> 00:06:10,885
"I want my sandwich,
I want the crust cut off,
146
00:06:10,953 --> 00:06:13,582
And I want my friend
on the show."
147
00:06:13,642 --> 00:06:15,963
They wanted a different type.
It had nothing to do with me.
148
00:06:15,987 --> 00:06:17,343
Have you seen the bitch
they cast?
149
00:06:17,411 --> 00:06:19,573
We're the exact sa...
150
00:06:19,640 --> 00:06:21,270
How is she a different type?
151
00:06:21,338 --> 00:06:23,302
They said they wanted someone
closer to my age.
152
00:06:23,369 --> 00:06:24,433
Oh...
153
00:06:28,140 --> 00:06:30,967
Next time you're "lonely"
at two in the morning,
154
00:06:31,035 --> 00:06:33,265
Call somebody else.
155
00:06:33,332 --> 00:06:35,895
Maybe someone closer
to your age.
156
00:06:35,962 --> 00:06:37,925
Raquel, I didn't mean to...
157
00:06:37,993 --> 00:06:39,989
great.
158
00:06:40,056 --> 00:06:41,487
Hey, Tariq, what's up?
159
00:06:46,579 --> 00:06:48,243
Thank you so much.
160
00:06:48,276 --> 00:06:49,241
You're saving my life.
161
00:06:49,275 --> 00:06:50,706
Oh, no problem.
162
00:06:50,741 --> 00:06:53,369
Tariq got me backstage passes
for lupe fiasco at the greek.
163
00:06:53,398 --> 00:06:55,279
Really impressed this girl
I was trying to date,
164
00:06:55,303 --> 00:06:56,331
So I owe him.
165
00:06:56,366 --> 00:06:57,629
I love lupe fiasco.
166
00:06:57,664 --> 00:06:58,927
Yeah, so did she.
167
00:06:58,962 --> 00:07:00,592
She had sex with him backstage
168
00:07:00,626 --> 00:07:02,921
While I tried to find out
where backstage was.
169
00:07:02,956 --> 00:07:04,430
You know, they should put
a map on those lanyards...
170
00:07:04,454 --> 00:07:06,028
Nick, um, I don't wanna be rude,
171
00:07:06,052 --> 00:07:08,514
But I really, really,
have to get going.
172
00:07:08,549 --> 00:07:10,877
Oh, yeah.
No, I'm done.
173
00:07:11,939 --> 00:07:13,899
I think maybe running
the air conditioning on full
174
00:07:13,923 --> 00:07:15,805
With no back window
overtaxed it.
175
00:07:15,838 --> 00:07:17,967
Right. And you should
probably pay those,
176
00:07:17,997 --> 00:07:19,637
'cause they're booting
every car they can.
177
00:07:19,661 --> 00:07:21,358
You don't wanna get into it
with the city.
178
00:07:22,636 --> 00:07:23,636
Ron, I know.
179
00:07:23,660 --> 00:07:24,990
I'll be there in 20 minutes.
180
00:07:25,025 --> 00:07:26,887
So, hi.
You missed it.
181
00:07:26,922 --> 00:07:29,651
No, I can't miss it!
182
00:07:29,686 --> 00:07:31,016
Are they seeing people tomorrow?
183
00:07:31,050 --> 00:07:33,212
Can you please get me in there?
184
00:07:33,246 --> 00:07:35,874
I'll see what I can do,
but probably not.
185
00:07:39,766 --> 00:07:41,596
Everything okay?
186
00:07:42,862 --> 00:07:44,357
I missed it.
187
00:07:45,824 --> 00:07:48,052
Um, why don't I follow you
back to your place,
188
00:07:48,087 --> 00:07:50,516
Make sure you get home
without breaking down again?
189
00:07:50,550 --> 00:07:54,111
I got evicted;
This is my home.
190
00:07:54,146 --> 00:07:56,475
I eat in the front seat,
I sleep in the back seat.
191
00:07:56,508 --> 00:07:58,589
Okay, but don't tell me
what you do in the glove box.
192
00:07:58,618 --> 00:08:00,378
'Cause I feel that's kind of
a personal thing
193
00:08:00,402 --> 00:08:02,498
Between you and the car.
194
00:08:02,532 --> 00:08:04,662
You know, I don't even car
that I live out of my car,
195
00:08:04,696 --> 00:08:08,523
Just as long as it gets me
to auditions.
196
00:08:11,021 --> 00:08:12,752
I think I can help you.
197
00:08:12,786 --> 00:08:15,481
You can get me
into that audition?
198
00:08:15,515 --> 00:08:16,515
No. Uh...
199
00:08:17,511 --> 00:08:20,773
But follow me,
I have another idea.
200
00:08:24,037 --> 00:08:25,833
Are they always this long?
201
00:08:25,867 --> 00:08:27,331
They're only short
if you get cut.
202
00:08:27,365 --> 00:08:29,428
We need to see more of seven,
203
00:08:29,462 --> 00:08:32,988
Twelve, twenty,
thirty-five, forty-six,
204
00:08:33,023 --> 00:08:34,786
And fifty-one.
205
00:08:34,821 --> 00:08:38,148
The rest of you can go,
thank you.
206
00:08:38,183 --> 00:08:40,578
Hey, I thought you did
really well.
207
00:08:41,712 --> 00:08:43,708
Fifty-one,
are you coming or going?
208
00:08:48,429 --> 00:08:50,469
I can't let her stay here
without a security deposit
209
00:08:50,493 --> 00:08:51,595
And the first week's rent.
210
00:08:51,629 --> 00:08:53,038
Aw, come on, Eddie, she
just moved here from Canada,
211
00:08:53,062 --> 00:08:54,735
And the bank screwed up the wire
to her american account.
212
00:08:54,759 --> 00:08:56,666
But she's good for it.
You're good for it, right?
213
00:08:56,690 --> 00:08:58,097
Totally. I-I mean,
this isn't the first tim...
214
00:08:58,121 --> 00:08:59,801
And it's not like
you're loosing any money.
215
00:09:00,042 --> 00:09:01,721
It is an empty room Eddie.
Come on.
216
00:09:09,072 --> 00:09:11,301
Chocolate or vanilla?
217
00:09:12,268 --> 00:09:13,931
Um...
218
00:09:13,966 --> 00:09:15,362
Chocolate?
219
00:09:15,396 --> 00:09:17,526
Eddie Demir.
Pleasure.
220
00:09:17,560 --> 00:09:19,822
I need to get paid Friday
at the latest.
221
00:09:19,857 --> 00:09:23,118
Yeah, no,
that's no problem at all.
222
00:09:23,152 --> 00:09:25,281
Huge problem, I'm super broke.
223
00:09:25,315 --> 00:09:26,280
Aw, come on.
224
00:09:26,314 --> 00:09:27,278
Look, we got you outta your car,
225
00:09:27,308 --> 00:09:28,629
Bought you a few more days
in I.A.
226
00:09:28,653 --> 00:09:29,475
I mean...
227
00:09:29,510 --> 00:09:32,471
I think we're winning.
That's a win, right?
228
00:09:32,506 --> 00:09:33,870
Hmm? Great.
229
00:09:33,904 --> 00:09:35,367
Well, there's a party here
tonight.
230
00:09:35,401 --> 00:09:37,830
I propose we get like
obnoxiously drunk
231
00:09:37,864 --> 00:09:39,560
And try to wash this day away.
232
00:09:39,595 --> 00:09:42,224
What do you say?
That sounds amazing.
233
00:09:42,258 --> 00:09:44,254
Well, welcome to the lux.
234
00:10:03,469 --> 00:10:05,963
♪ Big city lover ♪
235
00:10:07,063 --> 00:10:10,057
♪ Always undercover... ♪
236
00:10:26,402 --> 00:10:27,700
What?
237
00:10:27,734 --> 00:10:29,664
We loved teenage wasteland.
238
00:10:29,698 --> 00:10:31,162
You were great in it.
239
00:10:31,192 --> 00:10:32,472
Why did they cancel it so quick?
240
00:10:32,496 --> 00:10:33,692
We had a bad time slot.
241
00:10:33,726 --> 00:10:36,121
Creators have a new show
set up at CW, right?
242
00:10:36,156 --> 00:10:38,018
You, uh, gonna be involved
in that?
243
00:10:38,052 --> 00:10:40,681
Uh, we're figuring that out.
244
00:10:40,715 --> 00:10:42,678
I'm sure they're gonna
want me to read it.
245
00:10:42,712 --> 00:10:44,509
I can't believe
you don't work more.
246
00:10:44,544 --> 00:10:46,373
Uh, I'm actually pretty choosy.
247
00:10:46,408 --> 00:10:47,338
Right, right.
248
00:10:47,372 --> 00:10:48,933
And I'm thinking about
firing my agents.
249
00:10:48,964 --> 00:10:50,326
And, uh,
the climate right now is-
250
00:10:50,360 --> 00:10:53,063
Yeah, yeah, we wrote a movie.
251
00:10:53,097 --> 00:10:54,461
I don't do internet videos.
252
00:10:54,496 --> 00:10:56,225
Neither do we.
It's a feature.
253
00:10:56,259 --> 00:10:58,989
You'd be great for the lead.
254
00:10:59,023 --> 00:11:00,453
Would you read it?
255
00:11:01,886 --> 00:11:04,048
I'm pretty busy, guys.
256
00:11:04,082 --> 00:11:05,346
You know we live here, right?
257
00:11:05,381 --> 00:11:07,743
We see you laying
by the pool all day.
258
00:11:07,777 --> 00:11:10,172
Can I be in your movie?
259
00:11:11,971 --> 00:11:13,667
Gimme your stupid script.
260
00:11:13,702 --> 00:11:14,702
Okay.
261
00:11:20,892 --> 00:11:24,319
So did you, um,
pitch your beats today?
262
00:11:24,353 --> 00:11:25,318
No.
263
00:11:25,352 --> 00:11:26,948
Jamaica jay needed me
to take his dogs
264
00:11:26,983 --> 00:11:28,580
To get their dreads tightened.
265
00:11:28,614 --> 00:11:30,111
Seriously?
266
00:11:30,145 --> 00:11:32,241
Do you know how many tracks
I had to submit
267
00:11:32,276 --> 00:11:33,839
To get this internship?
268
00:11:33,874 --> 00:11:35,171
Why did they even care?
269
00:11:35,205 --> 00:11:37,068
I mean, they said
they wanted a go-getter,
270
00:11:37,102 --> 00:11:39,698
But all they really want
is somebody to go get.
271
00:11:39,733 --> 00:11:41,661
I'm sure they'll give you
a chance soon.
272
00:11:41,695 --> 00:11:43,025
Nine months.
273
00:11:43,060 --> 00:11:45,089
They haven't listened
to a single idea.
274
00:11:45,124 --> 00:11:46,987
Well, then force them to listen.
275
00:11:47,021 --> 00:11:49,717
Have you listened to rap music?
276
00:11:49,747 --> 00:11:51,347
All it's about is how
you can't force 'em
277
00:11:51,371 --> 00:11:52,613
To do anything.
278
00:11:52,647 --> 00:11:54,377
Fine.
Then stop complaining
279
00:11:54,411 --> 00:11:56,673
And enjoy your life
as a dog chauffeur.
280
00:11:56,708 --> 00:11:58,704
You guys want some e?
281
00:11:58,738 --> 00:11:59,738
Yes!
282
00:12:11,588 --> 00:12:14,582
♪ Late night street talk
through the hood ♪
283
00:12:14,615 --> 00:12:17,610
♪ Head back hood
loose in the world ♪
284
00:12:17,644 --> 00:12:20,573
♪ Inside fly, fly,
wish I could ♪
285
00:12:20,607 --> 00:12:22,304
♪ Stay out here for good... ♪
286
00:12:28,462 --> 00:12:30,358
Ooh! Hawt!
Wrong hole, Eddie.
287
00:12:30,393 --> 00:12:32,689
Alicia!
Do mine eyes deceive me?
288
00:12:32,723 --> 00:12:34,420
Yourn eyes do not
deceive you, eddie.
289
00:12:34,454 --> 00:12:35,585
That's Shakespeare.
290
00:12:35,613 --> 00:12:37,774
Do you know that I once did
a production of The Tempest
291
00:12:37,798 --> 00:12:38,514
With Adam Arkin?
292
00:12:38,549 --> 00:12:39,346
Yeah, you told me.
293
00:12:39,377 --> 00:12:40,778
What brings you
to our little party?
294
00:12:40,802 --> 00:12:42,941
You never come to the parties.
295
00:12:42,972 --> 00:12:44,492
Well, I have dance class
most mornings.
296
00:12:44,516 --> 00:12:46,569
I thought you were already
a dancer.
297
00:12:46,603 --> 00:12:47,667
I am.
298
00:12:47,696 --> 00:12:49,577
It's just something
you have to keep working at.
299
00:12:49,601 --> 00:12:50,863
Yeah. Never mind. I just...
300
00:12:50,897 --> 00:12:52,326
I decided to treat myself.
301
00:12:52,361 --> 00:12:54,358
I got this really great audition
302
00:12:54,392 --> 00:12:55,722
For this Usher tour today.
303
00:12:55,757 --> 00:12:56,955
Ye-ah!
304
00:12:56,988 --> 00:12:59,217
Yeah!
Oh, the song.
305
00:12:59,252 --> 00:13:01,116
Ye-ah!
When do you hear?
306
00:13:01,146 --> 00:13:02,427
By three tomorrow,
at the latest.
307
00:13:02,451 --> 00:13:05,110
Oh, tomorrow and tomorrow,
and tomorrow,
308
00:13:05,144 --> 00:13:07,705
Creeps at our petty pace.
309
00:13:08,664 --> 00:13:10,345
Macbeth? No!
You're not supposed to say it!
310
00:13:10,369 --> 00:13:13,065
Now something totally bad's
gonna happen to you.
311
00:13:13,099 --> 00:13:14,063
Sorry.
312
00:13:14,098 --> 00:13:17,159
Wanna go smoke a joint with me?
313
00:13:17,193 --> 00:13:18,501
Why don't we take you
to your room?
314
00:13:18,525 --> 00:13:19,489
You know you're so nice
315
00:13:19,523 --> 00:13:20,921
That doesn't even seem
dirty to me.
316
00:13:23,351 --> 00:13:25,680
Abby. Abby, I just wanted
to introduce you to connor.
317
00:13:25,715 --> 00:13:27,811
This is his party
and he paid for all the booze.
318
00:13:27,845 --> 00:13:29,408
So drink up.
319
00:13:29,442 --> 00:13:31,706
Uh, Abby's moving
into your room.
320
00:13:31,739 --> 00:13:33,836
Congrats!
That's the lucky room.
321
00:13:33,869 --> 00:13:35,467
No one's died there.
322
00:13:35,497 --> 00:13:37,057
Yeah, Connor's pilot
just got picked up,
323
00:13:37,081 --> 00:13:38,528
So he's leaving us common folk
324
00:13:38,563 --> 00:13:40,392
And moving into
a big new mansion.
325
00:13:40,426 --> 00:13:41,824
It's just a house.
326
00:13:41,858 --> 00:13:43,089
It does have a bidet, though.
327
00:13:43,123 --> 00:13:44,320
Does that make me a jerk?
328
00:13:44,354 --> 00:13:46,417
Yeah, it really does.
329
00:13:46,452 --> 00:13:47,616
So, you an actress?
330
00:13:47,650 --> 00:13:51,410
Um, I think you actually have
to have an acting job
331
00:13:51,445 --> 00:13:52,409
To be called that.
Uh, technically,
332
00:13:52,444 --> 00:13:54,906
I'm as much as a ninja
as I am an actress.
333
00:13:54,941 --> 00:13:56,270
Aw, come on now,
334
00:13:56,304 --> 00:13:58,167
You look like you'd be
a way better actress.
335
00:13:58,201 --> 00:14:00,897
I don't know, man,
I'm pretty sneaky.
336
00:14:00,932 --> 00:14:01,796
Well, it's your first night
here,
337
00:14:01,825 --> 00:14:03,266
You can't spend it all
on the stairs.
338
00:14:03,290 --> 00:14:04,425
Come on.
Your cup's empty,
339
00:14:04,459 --> 00:14:05,990
Let's get you another drink.
340
00:14:06,025 --> 00:14:07,025
If you insist.
341
00:14:13,479 --> 00:14:15,776
Were you trying to get them
to sleep together?
342
00:14:15,809 --> 00:14:17,240
What? No.
343
00:14:17,274 --> 00:14:18,905
You just brought
the best looking,
344
00:14:18,935 --> 00:14:20,216
Most successful dude
at the party
345
00:14:20,240 --> 00:14:22,900
Over to meet the girl
that you like.
346
00:14:22,934 --> 00:14:26,094
Did the whole lupe fiasco thing
teach you nothing?
347
00:14:26,129 --> 00:14:28,590
I was just...
Don't worry, it doesn't matter anyway.
348
00:14:28,625 --> 00:14:29,822
She's got a boyfriend.
349
00:14:29,852 --> 00:14:31,253
Why isn't she staying
with him then?
350
00:14:31,277 --> 00:14:33,118
Well, he's back in Toronto.
351
00:14:33,152 --> 00:14:34,816
Long distance?!
Oh please.
352
00:14:34,850 --> 00:14:36,713
I can work with
long distance, okay?
353
00:14:36,747 --> 00:14:38,088
Trust me, eventually
he's gonna do something
354
00:14:38,112 --> 00:14:39,175
To really piss her off,
355
00:14:39,210 --> 00:14:41,140
And then all you have to say
is something like...
356
00:14:41,170 --> 00:14:42,451
For a guy who claims
to love you,
357
00:14:42,475 --> 00:14:44,267
He's not very supportive.
358
00:14:44,302 --> 00:14:45,566
Right?
359
00:14:45,601 --> 00:14:47,531
I mean, it takes time,
360
00:14:47,560 --> 00:14:49,520
But if you're talented,
it's not a question of if,
361
00:14:49,544 --> 00:14:51,359
It's just a question
of when, you know?
362
00:14:51,392 --> 00:14:52,433
Most people come down here
363
00:14:52,460 --> 00:14:53,861
And they give it
a couple of months,
364
00:14:53,885 --> 00:14:56,218
They get frustrated,
so they pack up and go home
365
00:14:56,248 --> 00:14:57,609
With their tail
between their legs.
366
00:14:57,633 --> 00:14:58,949
But the trick is to stay,
367
00:14:58,983 --> 00:15:01,977
'cause it's all about momentum,
you know?
368
00:15:02,010 --> 00:15:04,273
I literally said the same thing
this morning.
369
00:15:04,303 --> 00:15:05,943
He doesn't understand
why I can't just try
370
00:15:05,967 --> 00:15:07,869
And be an actress in toronto.
371
00:15:07,903 --> 00:15:11,097
Then he doesn't really
understand you.
372
00:15:12,497 --> 00:15:14,526
Enough about me.
373
00:15:14,561 --> 00:15:16,422
This is your night.
374
00:15:16,457 --> 00:15:18,386
Your show got picked up!
375
00:15:18,421 --> 00:15:19,585
Aren't you just so excited?
376
00:15:19,619 --> 00:15:22,081
Your parents must be
bursting with pride.
377
00:15:22,110 --> 00:15:24,070
Uh, I haven't really seen
my mom since I was a kid
378
00:15:24,094 --> 00:15:26,909
And my dad doesn't really
care either way.
379
00:15:26,943 --> 00:15:29,138
I'm not sure
he even knows about it.
380
00:15:29,172 --> 00:15:30,070
I'm sorry.
381
00:15:30,100 --> 00:15:31,541
No, don't worry about it.
It's, uh...
382
00:15:31,565 --> 00:15:34,863
And yeah, I am totally excited.
383
00:15:34,894 --> 00:15:36,414
I haven't even really done
a guest spot
384
00:15:36,438 --> 00:15:38,269
And now I'm a lead.
385
00:15:38,892 --> 00:15:40,722
I hate you.
386
00:15:40,756 --> 00:15:41,756
Well, I fooled 'em good
387
00:15:41,784 --> 00:15:43,624
'cause I'm pretty sure
they're gonna figure out
388
00:15:43,648 --> 00:15:45,981
That they've made
a terrible mistake soon enough.
389
00:15:46,016 --> 00:15:47,213
Well, if it doesn't work out,
390
00:15:47,247 --> 00:15:50,840
Maybe I'll let you be
a ninja with me.
391
00:15:52,403 --> 00:15:53,883
I'm pretty upset
that you're moving in
392
00:15:53,907 --> 00:15:55,634
Just as I'm moving out.
393
00:15:55,668 --> 00:15:58,663
You should be.
I'm pretty awesome.
394
00:16:02,093 --> 00:16:06,485
You know, if you need to crash
in your room one more night,
395
00:16:06,519 --> 00:16:08,849
I'm sure we could work
something out.
396
00:16:13,243 --> 00:16:16,505
Sorry.
I shouldn't be doing that.
397
00:16:38,676 --> 00:16:40,174
Good morning.
398
00:16:40,208 --> 00:16:41,208
Yeah...
399
00:16:42,137 --> 00:16:43,137
Um...
400
00:16:44,867 --> 00:16:46,397
Say, chum,
401
00:16:46,431 --> 00:16:48,993
You wore a condom
last night, right?
402
00:16:49,028 --> 00:16:50,824
No...
403
00:16:50,859 --> 00:16:52,721
No.
404
00:16:52,756 --> 00:16:53,756
Why the hell not?
405
00:16:53,783 --> 00:16:55,583
I thought you said
that you were on something.
406
00:16:55,607 --> 00:16:56,483
Yeah, drugs.
407
00:16:56,518 --> 00:16:59,778
What, you couldn't feel
that it was just skin?
408
00:16:59,811 --> 00:17:01,409
I was on e, dude.
409
00:17:01,444 --> 00:17:03,739
The whole world felt like skin.
410
00:17:03,773 --> 00:17:06,336
I'm clean.
I just got tested, so...
411
00:17:06,370 --> 00:17:07,534
Yeah, me too.
412
00:17:07,568 --> 00:17:11,462
Well, I didn't get tested,
but I was with only one guy.
413
00:17:13,094 --> 00:17:14,789
Uh...
Well, I guess we should
414
00:17:14,824 --> 00:17:17,220
Get one of those, you know,
415
00:17:17,254 --> 00:17:19,017
Morning after things.
416
00:17:20,017 --> 00:17:22,513
Yeah, I guess we should.
417
00:17:24,312 --> 00:17:26,041
Look, I'm sorry.
418
00:17:26,075 --> 00:17:29,369
Um, I was pretty drunk
last night.
419
00:17:29,404 --> 00:17:30,367
I...
I should know better.
420
00:17:30,402 --> 00:17:33,896
No, I was there too,
it's not all on you.
421
00:17:33,930 --> 00:17:35,627
Um...
422
00:17:35,661 --> 00:17:37,059
This is gonna sound really lame,
423
00:17:37,093 --> 00:17:38,989
But, uh, you're gonna
have to buy it
424
00:17:39,023 --> 00:17:40,455
Because I'm super broke.
425
00:17:40,488 --> 00:17:41,785
Oh, of course.
426
00:17:42,785 --> 00:17:44,847
Come on, I'll get you
some breakfast too.
427
00:17:44,882 --> 00:17:47,410
Breakfast and an abortion pill!
428
00:17:47,445 --> 00:17:49,873
And they say there are
no good guys in L.A.
429
00:17:49,907 --> 00:17:51,405
Well, there's one.
430
00:17:55,063 --> 00:17:56,983
Okay, I just don't why
I had to find out about it
431
00:17:57,007 --> 00:17:58,371
At a party.
432
00:17:58,929 --> 00:18:00,126
I downloaded the breakdowns.
433
00:18:00,161 --> 00:18:02,356
They've been casting for a week.
434
00:18:02,385 --> 00:18:04,225
Come on, I have a great
relationship with them,
435
00:18:04,249 --> 00:18:06,316
You have to get me in there.
436
00:18:06,351 --> 00:18:08,114
Well, call 'em again.
437
00:18:09,114 --> 00:18:10,844
Okay, bye.
Hey!
438
00:18:14,373 --> 00:18:16,569
I uh...
I just wanted...
439
00:18:17,568 --> 00:18:18,999
I had a bad audition
440
00:18:19,033 --> 00:18:22,593
And I saw that girl they cast
on your stupid show,
441
00:18:22,628 --> 00:18:23,992
And um...
442
00:18:25,990 --> 00:18:27,488
I was a bitch yesterday.
443
00:18:27,521 --> 00:18:28,486
Yesterday?
444
00:18:28,520 --> 00:18:29,485
Hey, idiot,
445
00:18:29,516 --> 00:18:30,756
I'm trying to apologize to you.
446
00:18:30,780 --> 00:18:33,977
Oh. Please,
don't let me stop you.
447
00:18:34,012 --> 00:18:36,108
I know you think you did
everything you could
448
00:18:36,142 --> 00:18:37,572
To get me an audition
for your show,
449
00:18:37,607 --> 00:18:38,737
So...
450
00:18:39,737 --> 00:18:41,633
Thank you,
451
00:18:41,667 --> 00:18:42,998
And I'm sorry.
452
00:18:43,998 --> 00:18:44,998
Wow!
453
00:18:45,029 --> 00:18:48,657
So that is what an apology
from you sounds like.
454
00:18:48,691 --> 00:18:50,788
- Are we good?
- Uh, depends.
455
00:18:50,821 --> 00:18:53,983
Can I call you at two
in the morning?
456
00:18:54,017 --> 00:18:55,614
Maybe.
457
00:18:55,648 --> 00:18:57,710
Ready. Sorry.
458
00:18:59,342 --> 00:19:00,606
Oh my god,
459
00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:02,237
Are you Raquel Westbrook?
460
00:19:02,271 --> 00:19:03,336
Sure am.
461
00:19:03,370 --> 00:19:06,065
Oh. I was completely addicted
to Teenage Wasteland.
462
00:19:06,099 --> 00:19:07,497
I grew up idolizing you.
463
00:19:07,531 --> 00:19:09,328
We had a bad time slot.
464
00:19:09,362 --> 00:19:11,325
What're you doing here?
She lives here.
465
00:19:11,359 --> 00:19:12,522
You do?! Why?
466
00:19:12,557 --> 00:19:14,253
Okay, we should...
We should go.
467
00:19:14,287 --> 00:19:15,252
Okay, well, I just moved in,
468
00:19:15,286 --> 00:19:16,417
So we're neighbors.
469
00:19:16,452 --> 00:19:17,981
Awesome!
See you around, okay?
470
00:19:18,015 --> 00:19:19,180
Can't wait.
471
00:19:20,546 --> 00:19:21,644
So cute.
472
00:19:21,678 --> 00:19:23,741
- Bye.
- Bye.
473
00:19:33,727 --> 00:19:34,990
- Hi, Nick!
- Morning.
474
00:19:35,025 --> 00:19:36,556
Hi. Hello.
475
00:19:36,589 --> 00:19:39,485
Man, that guy does not
waste any time.
476
00:19:39,520 --> 00:19:40,483
Can you blame her?
477
00:19:40,518 --> 00:19:44,577
He's like the Australian
Josh Du-ham-el.
478
00:19:44,611 --> 00:19:45,611
No good.
479
00:19:53,998 --> 00:19:55,862
Hey, D, if you have a second,
480
00:19:55,896 --> 00:19:57,136
I thought I could play you
a couple of my beats.
481
00:19:57,160 --> 00:19:58,921
Tariq, do I look
like I have time to help you
482
00:19:58,950 --> 00:19:59,781
With your songs right now?
483
00:19:59,816 --> 00:20:01,020
I don't want your help,
484
00:20:01,054 --> 00:20:02,285
I wanna help you.
485
00:20:02,319 --> 00:20:04,182
What did you just say?
486
00:20:04,216 --> 00:20:05,348
'Kay, that came out wrong.
487
00:20:05,382 --> 00:20:06,979
This man doesn't
need your help, Tariq.
488
00:20:07,013 --> 00:20:08,343
Look, you've all felt
kinda stuck
489
00:20:08,378 --> 00:20:09,675
On these new Drake beats.
490
00:20:09,709 --> 00:20:10,851
I got some really good
stuff here,
491
00:20:10,875 --> 00:20:12,281
And I thought I could give you
some jumping-off points
492
00:20:12,305 --> 00:20:13,305
You hadn't considered.
493
00:20:13,338 --> 00:20:14,402
Yo, um, Tariq,
494
00:20:14,436 --> 00:20:15,744
Why don't you just
get the hell out of here?
495
00:20:15,768 --> 00:20:17,807
- Why don't you just
- Look, you hired me because I was good,
496
00:20:17,831 --> 00:20:19,061
You listened to my stuff-
497
00:20:19,090 --> 00:20:20,771
You ain't good, man!
We chose you at random
498
00:20:20,795 --> 00:20:22,123
From a stack of packages.
499
00:20:22,154 --> 00:20:23,435
You got passed
the security check
500
00:20:23,459 --> 00:20:24,554
And got hired.
That's it!
501
00:20:24,588 --> 00:20:27,217
Ain't nobody ever
heard your tracks.
502
00:20:27,251 --> 00:20:29,780
Come on now, D,
these are good beats.
503
00:20:29,815 --> 00:20:32,941
There's something
you can use here.
504
00:20:33,941 --> 00:20:35,970
'Kay, I'm gonna give you
one shot.
505
00:20:36,004 --> 00:20:38,001
Play one track.
506
00:20:38,035 --> 00:20:39,366
All right.
507
00:20:43,128 --> 00:20:44,459
Stop. Stop!
508
00:20:45,459 --> 00:20:47,255
Man, they
sampled this already, man.
509
00:20:47,290 --> 00:20:48,852
"Snitches be bitches"
back in the '90s.
510
00:20:48,886 --> 00:20:50,194
Two seconds later,
I do something coo-
511
00:20:50,218 --> 00:20:51,182
Then maybe that's where
512
00:20:51,216 --> 00:20:52,580
You should've started the track.
513
00:20:52,615 --> 00:20:54,811
'Cause all I heard was
just the derivative part.
514
00:20:54,845 --> 00:20:56,252
You know what?
Guys, let's get back to work.
515
00:20:56,276 --> 00:20:57,385
Okay, wait, wait, wait, D,
let me just play one-
516
00:20:57,409 --> 00:20:59,737
No, no, no, no, no.
You had your chance, man.
517
00:20:59,772 --> 00:21:01,734
Now why don't you
just clean all this up,
518
00:21:01,769 --> 00:21:02,733
And when you're done,
519
00:21:02,768 --> 00:21:04,198
Find some other stuff
to clean up,
520
00:21:04,232 --> 00:21:05,561
Then clean up yourself.
521
00:21:08,592 --> 00:21:10,022
I'm glad they slept together.
522
00:21:10,056 --> 00:21:11,986
Honestly.
I mean, why am I down here?
523
00:21:12,020 --> 00:21:14,750
To date girls?
To work at a cafe of the stars?
524
00:21:14,784 --> 00:21:17,346
No, I'm down here
to focus on my career.
525
00:21:17,381 --> 00:21:18,843
Anything that's
not comedy related
526
00:21:18,878 --> 00:21:20,208
Is a distraction anyway,
527
00:21:20,243 --> 00:21:23,670
And she would have been
really distracting.
528
00:21:23,704 --> 00:21:26,732
Hey, you have your first
big show tonight.
529
00:21:26,766 --> 00:21:28,962
Focus on that, you'll be great.
530
00:21:28,996 --> 00:21:30,294
Okay, you're right.
531
00:21:33,258 --> 00:21:34,258
Hello?
532
00:21:34,788 --> 00:21:37,717
Yeah...
I can work tonight.
533
00:21:37,750 --> 00:21:39,348
Okay, thanks.
534
00:21:41,712 --> 00:21:42,942
Whoa, whoa.
What?
535
00:21:42,972 --> 00:21:44,413
This Usher tour
was the best audition
536
00:21:44,437 --> 00:21:45,938
I've ever done,
537
00:21:45,972 --> 00:21:48,435
And I haven't heard a thing.
538
00:21:48,469 --> 00:21:49,966
It was only yesterday.
539
00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:50,897
I know.
540
00:21:50,932 --> 00:21:53,460
I was hoping
I would've heard by now.
541
00:21:53,494 --> 00:21:54,991
We all should've heard by now.
542
00:21:58,355 --> 00:21:59,686
Forty-eight dollars.
543
00:21:59,720 --> 00:22:01,317
Okay.
544
00:22:01,351 --> 00:22:02,980
Say, uh,
545
00:22:03,015 --> 00:22:05,178
Where's the price break at
with these things?
546
00:22:05,213 --> 00:22:06,176
I'm sorry?
547
00:22:06,211 --> 00:22:08,738
Like if we bought 6 or 12,
do they get cheaper?
548
00:22:08,768 --> 00:22:10,169
We don't sell
the morning after pill
549
00:22:10,193 --> 00:22:11,602
By the dozen, sir.
550
00:22:11,636 --> 00:22:14,930
No. Yeah, I know.
Just a long shot here.
551
00:22:14,964 --> 00:22:15,928
Would it be
totally inappropriate
552
00:22:15,962 --> 00:22:18,425
If I asked for your number?
553
00:22:18,459 --> 00:22:19,424
We'll go now.
554
00:22:19,458 --> 00:22:20,423
And thank you for your this;
555
00:22:20,457 --> 00:22:22,287
I'm sure we'll be seeing
a lot of each other.
556
00:22:25,915 --> 00:22:27,712
I had to try, she was so pretty.
557
00:22:27,746 --> 00:22:29,609
You understand.
Absolutely.
558
00:22:29,644 --> 00:22:31,207
So how do you wanna do this?
559
00:22:31,241 --> 00:22:32,438
You want me to hang around
560
00:22:32,467 --> 00:22:34,668
Or is this the type of thing
you'd like to be alone for?
561
00:22:34,692 --> 00:22:36,600
Naw, this is probably gonna
knock me on my ass
562
00:22:36,635 --> 00:22:38,963
And I don't want you to see
what I look like clammy.
563
00:22:38,997 --> 00:22:40,760
Besides, you have to move
into your mansion.
564
00:22:40,790 --> 00:22:42,270
It's not a mansion,
it's just a house.
565
00:22:42,294 --> 00:22:43,855
And, I mean,
I don't really want to,
566
00:22:43,889 --> 00:22:46,353
It's just my manager said
it was a good investment.
567
00:22:46,387 --> 00:22:48,150
But anyway I'm more
than happy to hang out
568
00:22:48,184 --> 00:22:49,681
And take care of you if...
569
00:22:49,715 --> 00:22:52,677
Last night was a mistake, right?
570
00:22:52,707 --> 00:22:53,988
You mean the totally
reckless sex
571
00:22:54,012 --> 00:22:55,739
Or the whole thing?
572
00:22:55,773 --> 00:22:57,736
I have a boyfriend.
573
00:22:57,770 --> 00:22:59,267
Look,
574
00:22:59,297 --> 00:23:00,618
You have some stuff
to figure out,
575
00:23:00,642 --> 00:23:04,926
And I can't help you
because I'm super biased.
576
00:23:04,960 --> 00:23:06,756
So take your time,
figure it out,
577
00:23:06,790 --> 00:23:08,886
And when you do,
gimme a call me.
578
00:23:10,186 --> 00:23:12,116
Or not, if you...
579
00:23:12,150 --> 00:23:13,150
Depending.
580
00:23:21,478 --> 00:23:22,478
Bye.
581
00:23:22,502 --> 00:23:23,502
Bye.
582
00:23:45,669 --> 00:23:46,669
Hi, Ron.
583
00:23:46,700 --> 00:23:47,665
So, hi.
584
00:23:47,699 --> 00:23:48,980
They're seeing people again
today
585
00:23:49,010 --> 00:23:49,974
For the bernstein thing,
586
00:23:50,008 --> 00:23:51,593
And I got you in.
587
00:23:51,627 --> 00:23:52,824
You did?!
588
00:23:52,859 --> 00:23:54,423
It's a singing part.
589
00:23:54,457 --> 00:23:55,953
You're cool with that, right?
590
00:23:55,987 --> 00:23:58,084
I'm totally cool with that.
591
00:23:58,118 --> 00:24:00,347
Good. I'll confirm you.
592
00:24:00,381 --> 00:24:02,477
You have an hour
to get to the lot.
593
00:24:02,512 --> 00:24:03,476
Good luck, kiddo.
594
00:24:03,510 --> 00:24:05,174
Thanks.
I'll be there.
595
00:24:06,938 --> 00:24:08,635
"Taking this medication
will cause extreme
596
00:24:08,669 --> 00:24:10,633
And debilitating nausea."
597
00:24:10,667 --> 00:24:11,667
Of course!
598
00:24:15,893 --> 00:24:17,688
Of course.
599
00:24:21,185 --> 00:24:22,185
Of course.
600
00:24:26,285 --> 00:24:27,978
I would totally give you a lift,
601
00:24:28,007 --> 00:24:29,767
But I just got called back in
for a re-shoot.
602
00:24:29,791 --> 00:24:30,607
I'm already late.
603
00:24:30,641 --> 00:24:31,772
Dammit.
604
00:24:31,807 --> 00:24:33,347
Everyone else I know
isn't picking up their phone.
605
00:24:33,371 --> 00:24:35,092
I think there's maybe
a bus you could catch,
606
00:24:35,122 --> 00:24:36,218
It might get you close.
607
00:24:36,253 --> 00:24:37,097
A bus, eh?
608
00:24:37,128 --> 00:24:38,688
Well, I don't think
I've ever met anyone
609
00:24:38,712 --> 00:24:40,260
Who's taken public transit
in L.A.
610
00:24:40,295 --> 00:24:41,626
How bad could it be?
611
00:24:41,659 --> 00:24:42,824
Guess I'm about to find out.
612
00:24:42,854 --> 00:24:44,174
Please tell my parents
I love them
613
00:24:44,198 --> 00:24:45,786
When I end up murder raped.
614
00:24:45,820 --> 00:24:48,282
Ah, will do.
Break a leg, huh?
615
00:24:48,317 --> 00:24:49,317
Bye.
616
00:24:53,239 --> 00:24:54,439
Well, I should be on the list.
617
00:24:54,463 --> 00:24:56,438
I'm friends with samantha,
the producer.
618
00:24:56,472 --> 00:24:58,801
I'm sure she's fine with it.
619
00:24:59,834 --> 00:25:01,063
Raquel?
620
00:25:01,098 --> 00:25:02,762
Samantha! Hey!
621
00:25:03,827 --> 00:25:05,890
Um, they say they don't
have me on the list,
622
00:25:05,924 --> 00:25:07,953
But my agents said
I was confirmed,
623
00:25:07,988 --> 00:25:11,150
So I don't know
what happened there.
624
00:25:11,184 --> 00:25:12,415
Can I still audition?
625
00:25:12,449 --> 00:25:15,610
Uh... I think your agents
made a mistake.
626
00:25:15,645 --> 00:25:17,673
Um, well, I'm here already,
627
00:25:17,707 --> 00:25:19,604
And I know I can kill
this beatrice role.
628
00:25:19,639 --> 00:25:21,002
So, let me just read for you?
629
00:25:21,036 --> 00:25:25,729
We kind of decided to go
another way with beatrice.
630
00:25:25,763 --> 00:25:27,294
How so?
631
00:25:27,328 --> 00:25:29,124
Well...
632
00:25:29,158 --> 00:25:31,155
We're going black.
633
00:25:33,119 --> 00:25:34,583
You're...
634
00:25:34,617 --> 00:25:37,546
So, sorry for the mix up.
635
00:25:38,612 --> 00:25:40,475
It says colorblind casting
though.
636
00:25:40,509 --> 00:25:42,639
That's kind of code
for "ideally not white."
637
00:25:42,672 --> 00:25:45,068
I mean, I don't want
an all white show, you know?
638
00:25:45,103 --> 00:25:47,398
It doesn't really
reflect reality, so...
639
00:25:47,433 --> 00:25:51,226
Okay, so you're making
the best friend black.
640
00:25:51,260 --> 00:25:52,225
That's just kind of a cliche,
641
00:25:52,259 --> 00:25:53,489
Don't you think?
642
00:25:53,524 --> 00:25:54,588
Excuse me?
643
00:25:54,622 --> 00:25:56,718
Well, I mean,
who has a black best friend?
644
00:25:56,752 --> 00:25:57,817
Right?
645
00:25:57,851 --> 00:25:58,881
Like, in real life?
646
00:25:58,916 --> 00:26:01,312
If you are trying to be
all authentic,
647
00:26:01,346 --> 00:26:02,876
I mean, like, you?
648
00:26:02,911 --> 00:26:05,239
Do you have a white best friend?
649
00:26:05,273 --> 00:26:07,037
Do any of you have
a white best friend?
650
00:26:07,072 --> 00:26:08,868
No. Right? See?
651
00:26:08,903 --> 00:26:11,731
It's just kind of a...
It's a tv-only thing.
652
00:26:13,064 --> 00:26:15,126
Uh, I'd just really
like to read,
653
00:26:15,161 --> 00:26:16,125
That's all I'm saying.
654
00:26:16,159 --> 00:26:18,321
This is the way
the network wants it.
655
00:26:18,355 --> 00:26:19,753
Okay.
656
00:26:19,788 --> 00:26:21,816
Sometimes I can pull off latina?
657
00:26:21,850 --> 00:26:22,981
We'll keep you in mind.
658
00:26:23,015 --> 00:26:24,015
Okay.
659
00:26:34,733 --> 00:26:36,895
Hey, did you hear about
the usher audition yet?
660
00:26:36,928 --> 00:26:39,224
No. They said we'd hear
by three.
661
00:26:39,259 --> 00:26:41,355
Call me if you wanna celebrate!
662
00:26:41,389 --> 00:26:42,720
Or garden!
663
00:26:43,953 --> 00:26:45,815
♪ When I'm alone ♪
664
00:26:45,850 --> 00:26:48,545
♪ I wanna see you tonight ♪
665
00:26:48,579 --> 00:26:51,208
♪ I wanna see you
when I'm alone ♪
666
00:26:51,243 --> 00:26:53,937
♪ I wanna see you tonight ♪
667
00:26:53,971 --> 00:26:55,468
♪ I wanna see you ♪
668
00:27:20,667 --> 00:27:21,998
Hey, guys, I'm Abby.
669
00:27:22,032 --> 00:27:24,261
Hi there.
Alan bernstein.
670
00:27:24,296 --> 00:27:25,959
Have you had a chance
to look at the song?
671
00:27:25,993 --> 00:27:27,456
Um... Honestly,
no.
672
00:27:28,556 --> 00:27:31,417
Oh.
That's a refreshing approach.
673
00:27:31,452 --> 00:27:33,681
Well, my agent just told me
about this like an hour ago
674
00:27:33,715 --> 00:27:34,757
And then I had to take
the bus here,
675
00:27:34,781 --> 00:27:35,679
Which made me kind of late
676
00:27:35,713 --> 00:27:36,677
And then they said
you had to leave soon,
677
00:27:36,711 --> 00:27:38,840
So I kind of just got shoved
in here.
678
00:27:38,875 --> 00:27:40,704
You see my car got booted
and I'm broke
679
00:27:40,734 --> 00:27:42,134
And I have a lot
of parking tickets,
680
00:27:42,158 --> 00:27:45,431
But you don't need
to know any of that.
681
00:27:45,465 --> 00:27:46,563
I've blown it, haven't I?
682
00:27:46,597 --> 00:27:47,562
Yeah, very possibly.
683
00:27:47,596 --> 00:27:49,625
Look, Abby,
uh, the song doesn't matter.
684
00:27:49,660 --> 00:27:52,288
Okay? We just need to know
if you can sing.
685
00:27:52,321 --> 00:27:53,786
Can I sing an original?
686
00:27:53,820 --> 00:27:55,950
No.
You need to take requests.
687
00:27:55,984 --> 00:27:58,311
Uh...
"taking care of business"!
688
00:27:58,346 --> 00:28:00,643
You know,
"8:15, into the city..."
689
00:28:00,677 --> 00:28:02,740
I'm joking.
Sing whatever you want.
690
00:28:02,774 --> 00:28:04,770
Okay...
691
00:28:04,804 --> 00:28:06,867
Do you mind?
Sorry.
692
00:28:12,726 --> 00:28:16,986
All right, uh, yeah.
We'll, uh, try this out.
693
00:28:17,020 --> 00:28:19,416
♪ You get up every morning ♪
694
00:28:19,449 --> 00:28:22,512
♪ From your alarm
clock's warning ♪
695
00:28:22,546 --> 00:28:24,809
♪ Take the 8:15
into the city ♪
696
00:28:29,069 --> 00:28:32,430
Send these three
tracks to Drake's people.
697
00:28:32,465 --> 00:28:33,396
You got the address?
698
00:28:33,429 --> 00:28:34,195
Yeah, I got the address.
699
00:28:34,229 --> 00:28:35,893
Well, what're you waiting for?
700
00:28:35,927 --> 00:28:37,334
And when you're done make sure
you get me that burger,
701
00:28:37,358 --> 00:28:39,920
That cheeseburger
from "in and out burger," okay?
702
00:28:39,955 --> 00:28:40,955
Cheeseburger, no cheese.
703
00:28:40,987 --> 00:28:42,816
Just the cheese sauce
dripping on the burger.
704
00:28:42,851 --> 00:28:45,079
Perfect.
How I like it.
705
00:28:45,113 --> 00:28:46,113
You got it.
706
00:29:24,591 --> 00:29:27,886
♪ I've been taking
care of business ♪
707
00:29:28,886 --> 00:29:30,848
♪ 'til nine ♪
708
00:29:30,883 --> 00:29:32,713
♪ taking care of business ♪
709
00:29:33,711 --> 00:29:35,974
♪ And working overtime ♪
710
00:29:36,009 --> 00:29:37,605
♪ Work out ♪
711
00:29:40,468 --> 00:29:42,432
Abby, that was...
That was actually...
712
00:29:42,466 --> 00:29:44,163
Pretty not bad.
713
00:29:44,197 --> 00:29:45,894
Listen, if you have time,
714
00:29:45,928 --> 00:29:48,224
Uh, we can get you some sides.
Maybe you could...
715
00:29:52,019 --> 00:29:53,515
Oh my god!
716
00:29:53,549 --> 00:29:55,213
I am so, so sorry.
717
00:29:55,248 --> 00:29:57,577
I was really concentrating on
not throwing up.
718
00:29:57,611 --> 00:29:59,741
I thought I had it licked.
719
00:29:59,775 --> 00:30:01,138
You did not.
720
00:30:01,173 --> 00:30:02,503
I'm not contagious or anything.
721
00:30:02,537 --> 00:30:04,335
I just took
the morning after pill
722
00:30:04,369 --> 00:30:06,796
Like an hour ago.
Oh...
723
00:30:06,831 --> 00:30:08,527
You don't need to know
any of that.
724
00:30:08,562 --> 00:30:12,856
Um... What were you saying again
about those sides?
725
00:30:12,890 --> 00:30:15,219
Maybe you should come back
when you're feeling better.
726
00:30:15,253 --> 00:30:18,448
No-no-no,
I'm feeling better right now.
727
00:30:18,482 --> 00:30:21,775
Abby, there's an old saying
in show business:
728
00:30:21,810 --> 00:30:23,573
When there's vomit on the piano,
729
00:30:23,606 --> 00:30:26,668
It's time to stop the audition.
730
00:30:27,935 --> 00:30:29,731
Yeah, okay.
731
00:30:49,292 --> 00:30:50,412
Paul F.
Ladies and gentlemen,
732
00:30:50,436 --> 00:30:51,401
Thank you so much
for being here.
733
00:30:51,435 --> 00:30:52,400
Give yourselves
a round of applause
734
00:30:52,433 --> 00:30:54,296
For coming out tonight.
735
00:30:54,330 --> 00:30:56,926
That's enough, that's enough.
736
00:30:56,956 --> 00:30:58,556
Well, ladies and gentlemen,
the other day
737
00:30:58,580 --> 00:31:01,120
A friend and I were talking
about genetic engineering -
738
00:31:01,155 --> 00:31:03,217
And no, we weren't high.
739
00:31:04,349 --> 00:31:06,812
And my friend was saying
how great it would be
740
00:31:06,846 --> 00:31:10,040
If you could have, um, a cat
741
00:31:11,040 --> 00:31:13,036
And make it as big as a dog,
right?
742
00:31:13,071 --> 00:31:15,499
Like take a regular old
house cat and...
743
00:31:15,529 --> 00:31:16,850
You're standin'
right next to her.
744
00:31:16,874 --> 00:31:20,035
I am, yeah.
I'm a really big fan.
745
00:31:20,794 --> 00:31:22,190
And I of you.
746
00:31:22,225 --> 00:31:23,921
You... Are you?
747
00:31:23,956 --> 00:31:24,919
That's... Okay,
748
00:31:24,949 --> 00:31:26,749
You're gonna have to tell me
if you're joking.
749
00:31:26,773 --> 00:31:27,482
You're so funny.
750
00:31:27,516 --> 00:31:30,012
I don't think I have to.
751
00:31:32,743 --> 00:31:36,337
Okay, your story about
dating Rush Limbaugh?
752
00:31:36,371 --> 00:31:37,335
That's like...
753
00:31:37,369 --> 00:31:38,666
I watch it over and over again,
754
00:31:38,701 --> 00:31:39,665
I'll tell all my friends
about it.
755
00:31:39,700 --> 00:31:42,560
That's a Mary Lynn
Rajskub story.
756
00:31:42,595 --> 00:31:46,255
Yeah. Very famous,
beloved, iconic story
757
00:31:47,388 --> 00:31:48,586
Told by Mary Lynn Rajskub.
758
00:31:48,620 --> 00:31:50,117
That's why I...
759
00:31:50,151 --> 00:31:51,915
I'm Sarah Silverman.
760
00:31:51,949 --> 00:31:54,644
You're... Just because
we're both female comics,
761
00:31:54,679 --> 00:31:55,679
And we're both jewish,
762
00:31:55,707 --> 00:31:57,267
We're just interchangeable
in your mind?
763
00:31:57,291 --> 00:32:00,702
No, I didn't say that.
You're Jewish?
764
00:32:00,736 --> 00:32:02,133
I didn't mean it
like that at all.
765
00:32:02,168 --> 00:32:04,230
Oh, so now I can't be Jewish.
766
00:32:04,264 --> 00:32:06,028
You can absolutely be Jewish,
or anything...
767
00:32:06,063 --> 00:32:07,384
What is wrong with you?
Seriously!
768
00:32:07,414 --> 00:32:08,555
There's a lot wrong.
I'm just... I'm nervous.
769
00:32:08,579 --> 00:32:10,621
Why don't you just call me
Whoopi Goldberg?
770
00:32:10,656 --> 00:32:12,552
Uh, I have
to go for a little bit.
771
00:32:12,586 --> 00:32:15,148
I will be back, uh, as a reward
772
00:32:15,182 --> 00:32:17,811
For your sitting through
this next comedian,
773
00:32:17,845 --> 00:32:18,976
Ladies and gentlemen.
774
00:32:19,010 --> 00:32:21,006
Uh, this is a guy
I've never heard of,
775
00:32:21,041 --> 00:32:22,837
And don't expect to
in the future.
776
00:32:22,872 --> 00:32:25,101
Please welcome, uh, Rick Banger.
777
00:32:25,136 --> 00:32:26,532
Rick Banger,
ladies and gentlemen.
778
00:32:26,566 --> 00:32:28,031
That's not my name, but okay.
779
00:32:33,356 --> 00:32:36,451
It's, uh... It's, uh, wagner.
Nick Wagner.
780
00:32:36,485 --> 00:32:38,182
Get it right next time, Paul!
781
00:32:38,216 --> 00:32:39,713
Paul F.
No.
782
00:32:39,748 --> 00:32:40,748
Right.
783
00:32:40,780 --> 00:32:42,276
Uh, uh...
784
00:32:43,276 --> 00:32:45,006
So the other day
I'm at this diner
785
00:32:45,040 --> 00:32:48,300
And this guy demands
two straws - two.
786
00:32:49,667 --> 00:32:54,192
I mean, is his glass...
I forgot to bring up my water.
787
00:32:54,227 --> 00:32:56,589
I need it for this to, um...
788
00:32:56,624 --> 00:32:58,520
Waitress, uh, can I have a...?
I just...
789
00:32:58,554 --> 00:33:00,383
Sorry, I'm just doing a...
790
00:33:00,418 --> 00:33:01,083
Look, you know what?
791
00:33:01,117 --> 00:33:02,357
I'm gonna come back to it later
792
00:33:02,383 --> 00:33:04,663
And it'll be like a bonus,
like a joke bonus for you guys.
793
00:33:04,687 --> 00:33:07,507
Oh my god.
794
00:33:07,541 --> 00:33:09,370
Okay, pressing on.
795
00:33:09,405 --> 00:33:10,736
I think of all my bags,
796
00:33:10,770 --> 00:33:13,165
My favorite bag is this one bag
I keep under the sink.
797
00:33:13,200 --> 00:33:14,530
This is really hard hitting.
798
00:33:14,565 --> 00:33:16,428
And all the other
bags know it's my favorite
799
00:33:16,463 --> 00:33:18,791
Because they have to go
inside it.
800
00:33:18,825 --> 00:33:22,119
So they're like "man, next time
nick needs to take a banana"
801
00:33:22,153 --> 00:33:24,749
And a juice box somewhere,
I'm a goner.
802
00:33:24,784 --> 00:33:27,579
But look at that
old miracle mart bag,
803
00:33:27,613 --> 00:33:29,709
He ain't even scared.
804
00:33:29,743 --> 00:33:32,472
Doesn't even make any sense.
805
00:33:33,470 --> 00:33:34,501
Uh...
806
00:33:35,501 --> 00:33:38,629
Um, everyone here
does laundry, right?
807
00:33:45,339 --> 00:33:47,802
- Yup, never wear deodorant.
- Not never?
808
00:33:47,835 --> 00:33:48,967
Thanks, guys. Great show.
809
00:33:49,001 --> 00:33:51,329
Hey! I liked it.
It was like a warm bath.
810
00:33:51,364 --> 00:33:53,260
You know,
like a warm unfunny bath
811
00:33:53,291 --> 00:33:54,572
That made everybody
uncomfortable
812
00:33:54,596 --> 00:33:55,691
And wanna get out.
813
00:33:55,725 --> 00:33:57,055
No, Nick, don't listen to her.
814
00:33:57,090 --> 00:33:59,885
I thought it was
a soothing bunch of nothing.
815
00:33:59,919 --> 00:34:01,949
Yeah, it kinda reminded me
of like prop comedy,
816
00:34:01,983 --> 00:34:03,312
But with no props.
817
00:34:03,347 --> 00:34:05,043
Well, I'm still smoothing out
some of the-
818
00:34:05,078 --> 00:34:06,941
Yes, that will help.
819
00:34:06,975 --> 00:34:08,839
It needs to be smoother.
820
00:34:08,873 --> 00:34:10,402
Okay, Nick,
821
00:34:10,437 --> 00:34:12,233
The question is, who are you?
822
00:34:12,268 --> 00:34:14,397
You know, besides the paper bags
823
00:34:14,432 --> 00:34:16,095
And the straws and the cat food.
824
00:34:16,129 --> 00:34:17,959
Well, no, see,
I find it refreshing
825
00:34:17,993 --> 00:34:19,289
To see an up and comer
826
00:34:19,324 --> 00:34:21,753
Who has genuinely
zero point of view.
827
00:34:21,782 --> 00:34:23,703
Look, if you guys have
any constructive criticism
828
00:34:23,727 --> 00:34:25,058
I'd love to hear it.
829
00:34:25,816 --> 00:34:27,012
Okay, I know.
830
00:34:28,012 --> 00:34:29,875
You should try playing
smaller rooms.
831
00:34:29,910 --> 00:34:31,972
Like, uh, your apartment,
832
00:34:32,006 --> 00:34:34,635
Or in the bathroom,
talking into the mirror.
833
00:34:34,669 --> 00:34:36,133
You know, I'd go even smaller.
834
00:34:36,166 --> 00:34:37,731
Like maybe
if there's an open mic
835
00:34:37,765 --> 00:34:39,462
In a vortex of some kind.
836
00:34:39,496 --> 00:34:42,657
You know, a space that holds
minus people.
837
00:34:42,691 --> 00:34:43,656
Okay. Okay.
838
00:34:43,690 --> 00:34:45,787
No, nick, don't go.
839
00:34:45,821 --> 00:34:47,750
Ask for constructive
criticism again!
840
00:34:47,785 --> 00:34:49,615
She beat me to it.
Gimme the set-up!
841
00:34:49,649 --> 00:34:50,612
You're drunk.
842
00:34:50,646 --> 00:34:51,677
Yes.
843
00:34:51,708 --> 00:34:53,148
Listen, I'm gonna say
something nice.
844
00:34:53,172 --> 00:34:55,139
Okay.
845
00:34:55,173 --> 00:34:56,504
You should quit.
846
00:34:58,935 --> 00:35:00,798
That wasn't nice.
847
00:35:00,827 --> 00:35:02,628
Well, it sounded like
it was going to be nice.
848
00:35:02,652 --> 00:35:03,652
Right.
Yeah.
849
00:35:13,489 --> 00:35:14,489
D, I'm-
850
00:35:14,513 --> 00:35:16,073
We gave you three beats
to send to drake
851
00:35:16,097 --> 00:35:17,841
And somehow he ended up
getting four.
852
00:35:17,875 --> 00:35:20,870
Any idea on how that happened?
853
00:35:22,335 --> 00:35:24,164
All right.
Look, D,
854
00:35:24,198 --> 00:35:26,171
I didn't move down here,
away from everyone that I love,
855
00:35:26,195 --> 00:35:27,676
To run around town
getting hamburgers.
856
00:35:27,707 --> 00:35:29,803
You got to be inside
a professional recording studio
857
00:35:29,837 --> 00:35:30,855
For nine months!
858
00:35:30,889 --> 00:35:32,420
You got to see
how all this works,
859
00:35:32,455 --> 00:35:33,984
How I run my business.
860
00:35:34,018 --> 00:35:36,148
You're a kid,
this is how it's done,
861
00:35:36,182 --> 00:35:38,245
And you're welcome.
862
00:35:43,538 --> 00:35:46,467
Wait. Did Drake
like my beat?
863
00:35:47,733 --> 00:35:49,430
Drake liked my beat.
864
00:35:49,463 --> 00:35:51,793
No, Drake liked my beat.
865
00:35:51,827 --> 00:35:55,020
It had my name on it,
so it belongs to me now.
866
00:35:55,054 --> 00:35:56,152
Am I still fired?
867
00:35:56,187 --> 00:35:59,148
Did I say you were fired?
868
00:35:59,183 --> 00:36:03,242
Get up out of here
before I change my mind.
869
00:36:08,603 --> 00:36:09,734
Hey.
870
00:36:09,769 --> 00:36:11,230
Did you guys
actually write this?
871
00:36:11,265 --> 00:36:12,029
Yeah.
872
00:36:12,063 --> 00:36:13,528
Did you actually read it?
873
00:36:13,562 --> 00:36:15,192
Yeah.
874
00:36:15,226 --> 00:36:16,257
And?
875
00:36:16,287 --> 00:36:18,208
Do you have any money
to put this thing together?
876
00:36:18,232 --> 00:36:19,020
Not yet.
877
00:36:19,054 --> 00:36:20,152
But you wanna direct it?
878
00:36:20,186 --> 00:36:21,151
Absolutely.
879
00:36:21,185 --> 00:36:22,483
Not up for debate.
880
00:36:22,516 --> 00:36:24,280
Have you directed anything else?
881
00:36:24,314 --> 00:36:26,144
Um, some shorts.
882
00:36:26,178 --> 00:36:28,439
We went to USC.
883
00:36:28,474 --> 00:36:30,537
Right, so you're never
getting money for this then.
884
00:36:30,571 --> 00:36:32,201
Uh, wait,
885
00:36:32,235 --> 00:36:33,836
I think we only need
like a million five.
886
00:36:33,867 --> 00:36:35,030
Oh!
Only a million five.
887
00:36:35,065 --> 00:36:36,895
Okay, that should be easy
888
00:36:36,928 --> 00:36:39,791
For two guys who don't even
have an imdb page.
889
00:36:39,825 --> 00:36:42,419
Stop.
Okay, why're you being so mean?
890
00:36:42,454 --> 00:36:44,583
Here's what I'm gonna do
for you.
891
00:36:44,618 --> 00:36:46,647
I'm with the biggest agency
in town,
892
00:36:46,681 --> 00:36:48,977
And I'm gonna walk this
into them.
893
00:36:49,011 --> 00:36:51,674
I'm gonna sell them
on your "unique style"
894
00:36:51,709 --> 00:36:53,405
And your "singular vision"
895
00:36:53,439 --> 00:36:55,502
And they're gonna package
this up
896
00:36:55,537 --> 00:36:57,166
And get it made.
897
00:36:58,165 --> 00:37:01,360
What's in it for you?
I'm playing the lead.
898
00:37:01,394 --> 00:37:02,394
Okay?
899
00:37:03,458 --> 00:37:05,222
Okay.
900
00:37:05,256 --> 00:37:07,185
I'll be in touch.
901
00:37:07,220 --> 00:37:10,380
You liked it, didn't you?
902
00:37:11,547 --> 00:37:12,547
It was all right.
903
00:39:09,113 --> 00:39:10,113
Hey.
904
00:39:11,244 --> 00:39:12,840
You just moved in here, right?
905
00:39:12,874 --> 00:39:14,239
Yeah, I'm Abby.
906
00:39:15,239 --> 00:39:17,301
Alicia. Helps if you unpack.
907
00:39:18,301 --> 00:39:21,296
I'm thinking about going home.
908
00:39:23,094 --> 00:39:25,090
Yeah. A lot of that
going around.
909
00:39:26,689 --> 00:39:28,652
My parents don't want me
down here,
910
00:39:28,686 --> 00:39:32,214
And my boyfriend just told me
to move back or else...
911
00:39:32,248 --> 00:39:35,342
And I threw up
on my favourite director, so...
912
00:39:35,377 --> 00:39:36,674
Maybe I don't belong down here.
913
00:39:38,007 --> 00:39:40,102
I mean, even if I get in
the right room,
914
00:39:40,136 --> 00:39:42,065
With the right people,
with the right outfit,
915
00:39:42,100 --> 00:39:43,430
What are the odds?
916
00:39:43,465 --> 00:39:45,628
I still have to be the funniest,
917
00:39:45,662 --> 00:39:47,359
Or the hottest
or the most talented
918
00:39:47,393 --> 00:39:49,356
Or whatever crazy,
specific thing
919
00:39:49,390 --> 00:39:51,120
They want that day.
920
00:39:51,154 --> 00:39:53,084
You can give everything
you have here
921
00:39:53,118 --> 00:39:56,379
And it still might not
be enough.
922
00:39:57,945 --> 00:40:01,671
So the smartest move
is to leave.
923
00:40:01,705 --> 00:40:02,705
Makes sense.
924
00:40:09,627 --> 00:40:11,191
You need help unpacking?
925
00:40:13,556 --> 00:40:15,752
I'm gonna get evicted next week;
I'm broke.
926
00:40:15,786 --> 00:40:19,079
All you need is money.
Money's easy.
927
00:40:19,113 --> 00:40:21,109
I'm an illegal immigrant;
I can't work here.
928
00:40:21,144 --> 00:40:24,639
I can get you an under
the table job like tonight.
929
00:40:24,673 --> 00:40:27,468
Seriously?!
That would be amazing.
930
00:40:27,502 --> 00:40:28,534
What kind of job?
65837
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bengali
Bosnian
Bulgarian
Catalan
Cebuano
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Dutch
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Finnish
French
Frisian
Galician
Georgian
German
Gujarati
Haitian Creole
Hawaiian
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Khmer
Korean
Kurdish (Kurmanji)
Kyrgyz
Lao
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Portuguese
Romanian
Russian
Samoan
Serbian
Sesotho
Shona
Sinhala
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swahili
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Turkish
Ukrainian
Urdu
Uzbek
Vietnamese
