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- Synced and corrected by chamallow -
- www.addic7ed.com -
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If they're not black and blue,
they're not gettin' through.
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Time to send in the clown.
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Let's clear a path.
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Line me up.
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Fuck, that was cool!
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These cops can't drive for shit! Ha!
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- Uh, they're still alive!
- I noticed! The gun is jammed.
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Take the wheel!
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Watch your left. Swerve!
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Stop backseat driving and
fix that fucking thing.
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I am!
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Fixed!
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Jell-O, Lawman!
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Why do you always say
"Jell-O" like that?
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- It means "good-bye."
- What? No, it doesn't.
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- It's a dessert, you moron.
- No, it's insider slang.
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A dude said it after dinner before he...
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Oh, God damn it!
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- Behind!
- Behind!
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Aw, I always knew you
two would work things out,
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and I love what you've
done with the car.
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Hey, thanks, man.
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Love what you've done
with your, uh, fire hair.
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Looks really good.
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Aw, I'm just trying something new.
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Hey, I heard you got a beef with Stone.
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Beef? I got a whole butcher shop.
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Stone is mine. Ta!
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Bye!
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- Screw you, man!
- Holy shit!
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It's... I wanna say, uh, Blue?
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No, it begins with "S."
It's on the tip of my tongue.
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- Stu! Stu!
- Stu!
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- Haha, that's my guy!
- Oh, my God. Oh, shit!
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Duck, duck, goose!
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Oh!
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You're welcome!
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Fuck!
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Come on, baby, come on, baby.
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Follow me, follow me...
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Oh, no, too close.
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Here's your kiss from mama, baby!
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No!
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Oh, shit!
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Now's your chance to skedaddle.
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We can't leave you to fight this.
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The fuck you can't.
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I'm tired of y'all.
You're bogarting my kills.
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Juggernaut to Twister, we're flying in.
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Amber, you keep laying down that fire.
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These chickens are flying the coop.
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Thanks a lot. This next round's on us.
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Shit. Would someone
kill this fucking truck?
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You got it, sir!
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Amber!
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Where do you think you're going, Stone?
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You can't hide from me.
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Ice cream? No, you scream.
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No! No! Amber!
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Why'd you do that?
They were on our side!
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There are no sides, Stubert!
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Everybody burns!
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Fuck this shit.
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Gotcha!
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Okay, Stubie,
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now's your chance to show me your fangs.
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Pull the trigger, and
put your doggy down.
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Do it!
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- Come on, do it!
- Do it!
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Come on.
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Come on, Stewie. You can do this.
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- Holy shit!
- Mike, let's go!
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You saved my ass!
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I-I think I skinned my wang.
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Oh, don't talk about your wang, man.
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I don't want to look at it, man.
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Stubert!
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You'll abide by the law, clown.
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Harold, take the wheel.
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Get off my car!
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You! Took! Everything! From! Me!
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What the fuck?
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Hey! You're dripping
eye blood on the hoo...
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Oh, fuck it.
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Oh, shit!
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Did I... Did I kill him?
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I don't know. You want to turn
around, and check for a pulse?
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Let's get the hell outta here! Let's go!
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Get outta here! Let's go!
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Holy shit, I think we're gonna make it.
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God, I'm so tired of running
from Officer Dick Cheese.
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- Hang on.
- Thanks for the warning.
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Whoa!
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Oh, okay, we can play chicken.
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Come on, fuckers!
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- Now!
- Now!
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John?
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John! John!
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Get outta there!
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Well, oh, well.
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It's just you and me again.
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You know, when I was
walking a beat in Topeka,
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I used to see pieces
of trash just like you.
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They'd mock me, call
me names, spit on me,
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just because I was tryin'
to keep the streets safe.
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When the power grid blew,
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all of those same
fuckheads came to my door
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wanting to be protected,
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wanting to be safe,
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but you know what they really wanted?
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They just wanted to be kept in line.
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What's so fuckin' funny?
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You talk so much.
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All this talk about rules and laws,
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it's all bullshit.
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You're just a sad, lonely man,
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and you think you're in control.
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I am in control.
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No.
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You're just the one holdin' the gun.
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Any last words?
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- Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
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I'm gonna give you a tough choice.
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You can die slowly, or...
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You can die fast.
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You have a good day now,
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motherfucker.
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Oh! Oh! Oh!
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Oh, I fucking thought I lost you again.
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Oh, where's...
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I'm sorry.
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Those fuckers are gonna pay.
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Hey, Bill, I'm back! You miss me?
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Bill got promoted.
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You do not have clearance to approach.
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Look, I know you're just
trying to do your job,
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but I have a life-changing opportunity
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that's going to expire
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if I don't deliver this package
in one minute and 17, 16, 15...
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You see where I'm going with this?
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- Yeah, that's not my problem.
- Uh, it will be
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if Raven hears her delivery
expired right outside her gate.
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Holy shit.
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Tell Raven the Milkman made it.
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Let's go.
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Open the gate!
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You didn't tell me she was so hot.
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Someone's had a busy ten days.
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And I'm not the only one.
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Hey, congratulations
on the promotion, Bill!
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She treatin' you well?
Good pay? Good benefits?
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Just give her the package, John.
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Wow. Fuck you, Bill.
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How do we know she's
actually going to pay up?
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This is how Milkman deliveries work.
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Only person who's making
it weird right now is you.
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Congratulations, John.
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Welcome to New San Francisco.
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Hey, hey, whoa! Hold on, man.
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Bill, calm down. She's with me.
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John, she's not allowed to enter.
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Well, you wouldn't have
it if it wasn't for her.
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We had a deal, John,
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you and me.
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And she's with me. That's
all you need to know.
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If she can't go in, fine.
I'm not goin' in either.
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John, don't do this.
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You wanted this your whole life, right?
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- Yeah, but...
- Then you need to go.
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What are you doin'?
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I'm not gonna be the
reason you don't go inside,
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so you're gonna go in,
and you're gonna be happy.
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You got it?
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Don't, John.
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I mean it.
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Quiet...
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Aah!
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He needs medical
attention. Get him inside.
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Go on.
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What? Quiet, no! Quiet!
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Quiet!
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Jell-O, John.
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Stop, now!
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Here. John usually makes this run,
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but since he's retired...
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What the hell am I
supposed to do with this?
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Deliver it. We need a new Milkman.
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Hey! Hey! Hey!
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That was for San Diego.
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Fuck San Diego.
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The Milkman has stabilized.
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Doc said he'll be fine, but the girl...
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Couldn't you have let her in?
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She complicates things.
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Imagine what John went through,
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driving halfway across the country,
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all to deliver...
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this.
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Yeah.
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What do you think?
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It's fine. I ordered pistachio.
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Of course, they fucked up my order.
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- I meant about John.
- Oh.
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He passed his test,
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and Calypso kept his end of the bargain.
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Mostly.
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Marshmallow. Blech.
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So it's time that we start
prepping him for his new position?
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Not yet, let him acclimate,
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get a feel for the good life inside.
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Then we'll talk about what comes next.
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That's a nice dick.
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All right, jerkoff,
it's just me and you.
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Now are we gonna work
it out today, or not.
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Come on!
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Yagh!
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Oh, fuck!
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This...
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Fuck you, fuckin'...
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Come on.
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Why do you make me do this to you?
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Don't be such a fuckin' asshole!
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Fuckin' bike.
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What?!
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- Good morning, John.
- Hi
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Hey, what's up, John?
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Hey, John.
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Good morning, John.
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- Oh my God.
- I'm telling ya.
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Look, the weirdest thing
I've ever eaten was an owl.
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- No shit?
- Yeah!
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Why?
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I got the midnight munchies.
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You know what I'm talkin' about!
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You're such a badass, John.
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Oh, God, you must have,
like, killed so many people.
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Uh, yeah, yeah. A few, yeah.
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- Yeah.
- Mmm.
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Yeah.
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But, like how many?
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Aw, I mean, I don't keep count, dude.
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He doesn't keep count!
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Okay, like I said, you're a badass.
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Oh! You gotta tell 'em about the clown!
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This is so crazy.
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I think he had, like,
bondage stuff, I don't know.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. It
was a lot of leather
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- and sweat.
- This guy!
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Hi.
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Hi.
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- Diane, right?
- Yeah.
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Come in.
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It's okay. I won't bite.
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So, uh, I've never been set up on
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- a thing like this before.
- Oh.
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But Chester told me
you're a guard with him.
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You don't remember me?
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You do not have clearance to approach.
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Oh, shit! Bill's replacement!
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- Mm-hmm.
- I didn't even recognize you.
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Well, must be the hair.
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I didn't even see past the gun.
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Let me get you a drink.
265
00:19:22,330 --> 00:19:23,706
Do you like wine?
266
00:19:23,748 --> 00:19:25,917
Uh, toilet or sink?
267
00:19:25,958 --> 00:19:28,169
How about red?
268
00:19:28,211 --> 00:19:29,462
Yeah?
269
00:19:29,463 --> 00:19:30,570
- Okay.
- Okay.
270
00:19:31,255 --> 00:19:32,632
Oh, that's the pizza.
271
00:19:32,673 --> 00:19:34,425
Would you mind grabbing that?
272
00:19:34,467 --> 00:19:35,760
Sure.
273
00:19:39,013 --> 00:19:41,307
Hey, got a cheese pizza for you.
274
00:19:41,349 --> 00:19:43,184
Wow.
275
00:19:43,226 --> 00:19:46,562
I've never been on the
other side of a delivery.
276
00:19:46,604 --> 00:19:48,439
I'm supposed to give
you something, right?
277
00:19:48,481 --> 00:19:50,566
Here you go.
278
00:19:50,608 --> 00:19:52,151
Bullets.
279
00:19:52,193 --> 00:19:54,654
Would you prefer gasoline?
280
00:19:54,695 --> 00:19:56,697
There is cash right there, dude.
281
00:20:01,452 --> 00:20:03,579
I hope that makes a warm fire for you.
282
00:20:03,621 --> 00:20:04,914
And hey, thanks.
283
00:20:04,956 --> 00:20:07,750
I really appreciate what you
went through to get this here.
284
00:20:07,792 --> 00:20:09,627
It's not a big deal, man.
285
00:20:18,511 --> 00:20:22,140
So this is pizza.
286
00:20:22,181 --> 00:20:23,683
You've never had pizza?
287
00:20:23,725 --> 00:20:26,853
Oh, my gosh, you've never had pizza?!
288
00:20:26,894 --> 00:20:28,229
No.
289
00:20:28,271 --> 00:20:31,232
I'm honored to be here
for your first time.
290
00:20:34,235 --> 00:20:35,235
Thanks.
291
00:20:40,908 --> 00:20:42,535
Good?
292
00:20:42,577 --> 00:20:44,454
Uh-huh.
293
00:21:16,778 --> 00:21:19,572
I know you're out there.
294
00:21:19,614 --> 00:21:21,991
You don't know who you're messin' with.
295
00:21:25,620 --> 00:21:26,788
If you're gonna kill me, do it quick,
296
00:21:26,829 --> 00:21:28,122
you goddamn vulture.
297
00:21:28,164 --> 00:21:29,874
I'm not a vulture, you buttmunch.
298
00:21:29,916 --> 00:21:31,709
And I don't want to kill you.
299
00:21:31,751 --> 00:21:35,588
Your delivery. I want half.
300
00:21:35,630 --> 00:21:36,964
I heard of you.
301
00:21:37,006 --> 00:21:39,926
You're the one who's
been robbin' milkmen?
302
00:21:39,967 --> 00:21:42,887
I've scratched my taint
with twigs bigger than you.
303
00:21:42,929 --> 00:21:45,348
You ain't gettin' shit!
304
00:21:53,689 --> 00:21:54,982
Next one I throw, you'll
be drivin' with your feet.
305
00:21:54,982 --> 00:21:57,276
So, half!
306
00:21:57,318 --> 00:21:59,612
Fine! It's in the back.
307
00:21:59,654 --> 00:22:01,114
I hope you choke on it!
308
00:22:03,116 --> 00:22:05,159
It's not for me, you jag-off.
309
00:22:05,201 --> 00:22:08,121
The insiders have been runnin'
this shit for far too long.
310
00:22:08,162 --> 00:22:10,164
It's time somebody shared the wealth.
311
00:22:32,145 --> 00:22:33,771
So tell me,
312
00:22:33,813 --> 00:22:36,357
how is John adjusting?
313
00:22:36,399 --> 00:22:37,859
He's doin' greet.
314
00:22:37,900 --> 00:22:39,569
Uh, we all get along.
315
00:22:39,610 --> 00:22:40,903
I-I mean I think me and the guys
316
00:22:40,945 --> 00:22:42,238
would be friends with him
whether or not we had to,
317
00:22:42,280 --> 00:22:43,656
right, fellas?
318
00:22:43,698 --> 00:22:44,698
- Yeah.
- Oh, yeah.
319
00:22:44,699 --> 00:22:46,868
- Mm-hmm.
- And Diane?
320
00:22:46,909 --> 00:22:48,202
She-she set him up well.
321
00:22:48,244 --> 00:22:50,288
She's pushing for a second date.
322
00:22:50,329 --> 00:22:51,831
Good.
323
00:22:51,873 --> 00:22:53,750
Make sure that happens.
324
00:22:53,791 --> 00:22:56,753
I want John to be happy.
325
00:22:56,794 --> 00:23:00,590
And because I want it,
you should want that, too.
326
00:23:00,631 --> 00:23:02,675
John is happy.
327
00:23:02,717 --> 00:23:05,553
I mean, he'll... he'll be ready
to drive for you any day now.
328
00:23:05,595 --> 00:23:07,013
Raven.
329
00:23:07,055 --> 00:23:09,140
Just got word that John
Doe's only two blocks away.
330
00:23:17,023 --> 00:23:19,984
Right? Yeah!
331
00:23:20,026 --> 00:23:22,236
John! You wanna join us for a beer?
332
00:23:22,278 --> 00:23:24,197
No thanks, Chester.
333
00:23:24,238 --> 00:23:26,282
I'm leavin'.
334
00:23:33,915 --> 00:23:37,460
You really wanna leave after I
gave you everything I promised?
335
00:23:37,502 --> 00:23:40,546
I even heard things are
going swimmingly with Diane.
336
00:23:40,588 --> 00:23:42,799
How do you know about Diane?
337
00:23:42,840 --> 00:23:44,342
It's my job to know everything.
338
00:23:47,011 --> 00:23:49,389
The only thing I don't know
339
00:23:49,430 --> 00:23:52,308
is what else I could possibly give you.
340
00:23:52,350 --> 00:23:55,478
Something you can't give me.
341
00:23:55,520 --> 00:23:56,729
The girl?
342
00:23:59,357 --> 00:24:01,734
John, you're seriously
gonna give all of this up
343
00:24:01,776 --> 00:24:05,071
for some chick you knew for 10 days?
344
00:24:05,113 --> 00:24:06,447
I've had colds last longer.
345
00:24:06,489 --> 00:24:08,241
Her name's Quiet.
346
00:24:08,282 --> 00:24:10,368
No way that's her real name.
347
00:24:10,410 --> 00:24:13,955
You do know her real name, don't you?
348
00:24:13,996 --> 00:24:17,708
- Also, didn't she shoot you?
- Yeah, that happened.
349
00:24:17,750 --> 00:24:21,504
John, that doesn't sound healthy.
350
00:24:21,546 --> 00:24:24,006
Okay, look, if that's
really how you feel,
351
00:24:24,048 --> 00:24:25,925
I will escort you to the gate myself.
352
00:24:25,967 --> 00:24:28,386
We just have to make
one quick stop first.
353
00:24:28,428 --> 00:24:30,263
Come on.
354
00:24:34,016 --> 00:24:38,062
What the fuck is wrong with you now?
355
00:24:38,104 --> 00:24:39,856
It finally happened.
356
00:24:39,897 --> 00:24:42,108
I'm talking to a car.
357
00:24:42,150 --> 00:24:44,402
I know something didn't die in you.
358
00:24:44,444 --> 00:24:45,445
Last time that happened,
359
00:24:45,486 --> 00:24:47,029
you smelled like burnt baby raccoon.
360
00:24:47,071 --> 00:24:49,031
Thank you, by the way.
That was delicious.
361
00:24:49,073 --> 00:24:50,992
Maybe something shifted
362
00:24:51,033 --> 00:24:53,911
when I slammed into that
Milkman the other week?
363
00:24:53,953 --> 00:24:57,165
Oh, my God, now I'm fucking
asking the car a God damn question.
364
00:24:57,206 --> 00:24:58,875
That's great. That's really great.
365
00:24:58,916 --> 00:25:00,543
That's super healthy.
366
00:25:02,211 --> 00:25:06,007
Why won't you work, you
rusted piece of shit?
367
00:25:11,429 --> 00:25:12,472
I'm very sorry.
368
00:25:12,513 --> 00:25:14,640
Um, that was very rude.
369
00:25:14,682 --> 00:25:15,808
You did not deserve that.
370
00:25:15,850 --> 00:25:17,185
It's not your fault that you're rusted.
371
00:25:17,226 --> 00:25:18,811
It's just, we've been together a month,
372
00:25:18,853 --> 00:25:22,398
and I have no clue how you work.
373
00:25:22,440 --> 00:25:24,233
Oil goes in your mouth,
and fuel goes up your butt.
374
00:25:24,275 --> 00:25:28,237
Everything in the middle makes no sense.
375
00:25:30,239 --> 00:25:34,327
I guess I just keep trying
pieces until I find one that...
376
00:25:34,368 --> 00:25:38,247
You just try different pieces
'til you find the one that fits.
377
00:25:38,289 --> 00:25:41,250
Fits.
378
00:25:41,292 --> 00:25:43,169
You better not be fuckin' with me.
379
00:25:49,217 --> 00:25:51,886
Aah! Holy shit! I did it!
380
00:25:51,928 --> 00:25:54,555
I fucking did it!
381
00:25:54,597 --> 00:25:56,307
What the fuck did I do?
382
00:25:58,643 --> 00:26:01,062
Where are you taking me?
383
00:26:01,104 --> 00:26:03,981
- Here.
- Nice house.
384
00:26:04,023 --> 00:26:07,026
I'm glad you think so. It's yours.
385
00:26:08,528 --> 00:26:11,072
You think a residential
upgrade is gonna keep me here?
386
00:26:11,114 --> 00:26:14,117
- Pass.
- No, John.
387
00:26:14,158 --> 00:26:16,702
This is yours.
388
00:26:16,744 --> 00:26:18,663
This is where you grew up.
389
00:26:22,917 --> 00:26:24,711
Wait.
390
00:26:34,429 --> 00:26:37,014
I lived here?
391
00:26:37,056 --> 00:26:39,016
You've got mail.
392
00:26:42,019 --> 00:26:44,230
When I first heard of
John Doe the Milkman,
393
00:26:44,272 --> 00:26:45,398
I did a little digging,
394
00:26:45,440 --> 00:26:47,942
and when I learned
that you had roots here,
395
00:26:47,984 --> 00:26:49,986
I dug some more.
396
00:26:50,027 --> 00:26:51,904
I'm sure you'll have lots of questions,
397
00:26:51,946 --> 00:26:54,657
and if you stay, you'll get answers.
398
00:26:58,995 --> 00:27:02,999
I don't know what name I was
born with or who I am really.
399
00:27:38,076 --> 00:27:39,744
Drive!
400
00:27:46,084 --> 00:27:48,711
It's just like I promised you.
401
00:27:48,753 --> 00:27:51,547
I brought you home.
402
00:28:02,225 --> 00:28:04,894
This isn't my home.
403
00:28:04,936 --> 00:28:06,771
It's his,
404
00:28:06,813 --> 00:28:10,149
whatever his name is.
405
00:28:10,191 --> 00:28:12,985
This isn't me anymore.
406
00:28:13,027 --> 00:28:15,405
I found my home out there with Quiet.
407
00:28:17,615 --> 00:28:19,450
Hmm.
408
00:28:19,492 --> 00:28:21,244
Wow, I never took you
for such a romantic,
409
00:28:21,285 --> 00:28:23,413
but if that's your decision...
410
00:28:23,454 --> 00:28:25,706
This isn't normally
how I like to do things,
411
00:28:25,748 --> 00:28:29,752
but, hey, I'm flexible.
412
00:28:29,794 --> 00:28:31,421
I have a job for you.
413
00:28:31,462 --> 00:28:33,756
I'm not gonna be your Milkman.
414
00:28:33,798 --> 00:28:34,882
Milkman?
415
00:28:36,467 --> 00:28:39,011
No, those days for you are long gone,
416
00:28:39,053 --> 00:28:40,972
but you're still a driver.
417
00:28:41,013 --> 00:28:42,473
Best I've ever seen.
418
00:28:42,515 --> 00:28:45,435
You proved that to me when
you made my little run.
419
00:28:45,476 --> 00:28:47,520
See, you passed the test, John,
420
00:28:47,562 --> 00:28:51,566
and now I need your skills.
421
00:28:51,607 --> 00:28:54,110
There's gonna be a tournament,
422
00:28:54,152 --> 00:28:56,195
the first of its kind
423
00:28:56,237 --> 00:28:58,823
where the best drivers
from all across the country,
424
00:28:58,865 --> 00:29:03,703
from all walks of life, are
gonna be invited to compete.
425
00:29:03,745 --> 00:29:07,415
See, the tournament only has one rule:
426
00:29:07,457 --> 00:29:09,959
Survive.
427
00:29:10,001 --> 00:29:14,213
And you better believe who
you face won't play fair.
428
00:29:14,255 --> 00:29:17,050
This is where you come in, John.
429
00:29:17,091 --> 00:29:21,095
You are my horse, and I need you to win,
430
00:29:21,137 --> 00:29:24,766
because Calypso is
offering quite a prize.
431
00:29:24,807 --> 00:29:27,435
The winner gets their heart's desire,
432
00:29:27,477 --> 00:29:30,271
their greatest wish come true.
433
00:29:30,313 --> 00:29:32,523
You're gonna help me win, John,
434
00:29:32,565 --> 00:29:35,068
and you're gonna do it by
getting behind the wheel
435
00:29:35,109 --> 00:29:36,903
and turning every car and contestant
436
00:29:36,944 --> 00:29:38,365
that crosses your path into nothing
437
00:29:38,366 --> 00:29:41,449
but a flaming pile of twisted metal.
438
00:29:41,491 --> 00:29:44,619
You will drive, John Doe,
439
00:29:44,660 --> 00:29:46,746
and you will win.
440
00:29:53,753 --> 00:29:56,172
Okay.
441
00:29:56,214 --> 00:29:58,841
Where to next?
442
00:30:21,197 --> 00:30:23,032
Hey, girl.
443
00:30:23,074 --> 00:30:25,910
I've been dying to talk to you.
444
00:30:25,952 --> 00:30:28,204
I heard you know my brother.
445
00:30:28,246 --> 00:30:31,791
He goes by John.
446
00:31:17,462 --> 00:31:20,214
I told you we'd find it, and we did.
447
00:31:20,256 --> 00:31:22,592
Shangri-fuckin'-la.
448
00:31:22,633 --> 00:31:25,053
We got everything we need:
449
00:31:25,094 --> 00:31:29,891
Ladies, liquor, and long dogs.
450
00:31:29,932 --> 00:31:31,142
This is Strawberry.
451
00:31:31,184 --> 00:31:34,062
She's a doctor and a lawyer.
452
00:31:34,103 --> 00:31:35,396
I met her in a strip club.
453
00:31:35,438 --> 00:31:37,190
Okay. Okay. This is Cleopatra.
454
00:31:37,231 --> 00:31:39,525
She, uh, specializes in French cuisine.
455
00:31:39,567 --> 00:31:42,528
- Ooh-la-la.
- She, uh, is also a stripper.
456
00:31:42,570 --> 00:31:43,613
I'm thinkin' about takin' a swim.
457
00:31:43,654 --> 00:31:44,822
What do you guys think?
458
00:31:44,864 --> 00:31:46,282
No, she'll sink right to the bottom.
459
00:31:46,324 --> 00:31:47,325
I've tried before.
460
00:31:47,326 --> 00:31:48,326
Good evening.
461
00:31:48,326 --> 00:31:50,620
Holy shit!
462
00:31:50,661 --> 00:31:53,706
Actually, I have a better idea.
463
00:32:06,886 --> 00:32:09,347
Oh, no! Mike! Aah!
464
00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:19,000
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