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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:04,281 --> 00:01:07,241 Fuck off. 2 00:01:08,503 --> 00:01:09,765 Didn't you hear me? 3 00:01:09,808 --> 00:01:11,375 I said fuck off, you fucking fucks. 4 00:01:11,419 --> 00:01:13,160 Hi. 5 00:01:13,203 --> 00:01:15,510 My name's Vivian. I live just over there. 6 00:01:17,512 --> 00:01:19,557 Can I ask what your name is? 7 00:01:22,125 --> 00:01:26,129 Look, I've had a million panic attacks. 8 00:01:26,173 --> 00:01:27,826 Sometimes it helps if you-- 9 00:01:27,870 --> 00:01:30,002 I'm not having a panic attack, you stupid bitch. 10 00:01:30,046 --> 00:01:32,527 I've been strangled. 11 00:01:32,570 --> 00:01:34,616 Amy, call an ambulance. 12 00:01:36,183 --> 00:01:38,141 Amy, ambulance. Now. 13 00:01:38,185 --> 00:01:39,838 Yep. Yeah. 14 00:01:40,796 --> 00:01:43,059 Is this your hype track? 15 00:01:44,626 --> 00:01:47,324 Can I ask who did this to you? 16 00:01:47,368 --> 00:01:49,370 Who do you fuckin' think? 17 00:01:49,413 --> 00:01:52,721 Well, you have to know this is his problem, okay? 18 00:01:52,764 --> 00:01:55,376 Not yours. 19 00:01:57,465 --> 00:01:59,467 I'm meant to be in court in an hour. 20 00:01:59,510 --> 00:02:01,947 Are you a lawyer? No, cleaner. 21 00:02:01,991 --> 00:02:03,775 Of course I'm a lawyer. I'm a fucking shark. 22 00:02:03,819 --> 00:02:05,908 They shit themselves when I walk into a courtroom. 23 00:02:05,951 --> 00:02:07,518 I built that. 24 00:02:07,562 --> 00:02:08,911 They respect me. 25 00:02:10,042 --> 00:02:11,914 I go in like this, 26 00:02:11,957 --> 00:02:13,611 that's all they'll see. 27 00:02:13,655 --> 00:02:15,352 All of that will be gone. 28 00:02:15,396 --> 00:02:17,093 - That's not true-- - Yes, it will. 29 00:02:17,137 --> 00:02:18,268 They'll start talking to me like you are now. 30 00:02:18,312 --> 00:02:20,096 Patronizing bullshit. 31 00:02:20,140 --> 00:02:22,229 Offer to rep me pro-bono. 32 00:02:22,272 --> 00:02:24,187 I'm not that woman. I'm not. 33 00:02:32,108 --> 00:02:34,632 I'm ashamed. I'm ashamed, okay? 34 00:02:36,199 --> 00:02:38,506 So just fuck off and let me go. 35 00:02:38,549 --> 00:02:40,812 I'm ashamed. 36 00:02:40,856 --> 00:02:43,206 I fucked up a long time ago. I'm still fucking up. 37 00:02:43,250 --> 00:02:45,904 Is this meant to be inspiring? 38 00:02:45,948 --> 00:02:47,384 It was. 39 00:02:47,428 --> 00:02:49,256 I was letting you know you're not alone. 40 00:02:49,299 --> 00:02:51,475 Oh! 41 00:02:58,352 --> 00:02:59,701 What are you doing? 42 00:02:59,744 --> 00:03:01,006 Following your lead. 43 00:03:02,094 --> 00:03:03,835 What? We feel ashamed so we just 44 00:03:03,879 --> 00:03:05,228 fucking give up, I guess. 45 00:03:05,272 --> 00:03:07,578 Oh, fuck you, you piece of shit. 46 00:03:07,622 --> 00:03:09,014 Are you over? Is your life over? 47 00:03:09,058 --> 00:03:10,886 It never really started, mate. 48 00:03:10,929 --> 00:03:11,974 You won't. 49 00:03:12,017 --> 00:03:14,933 Why? Fuck off, please. 50 00:03:14,977 --> 00:03:16,805 Why do you get to go and not me? 51 00:03:17,980 --> 00:03:20,591 It's not going to stop me-- oh, fuck, you fucking maniac! 52 00:03:20,635 --> 00:03:22,202 Why? 53 00:03:22,245 --> 00:03:23,377 Because you're gonna die! You're gonna die, 54 00:03:23,420 --> 00:03:24,595 do you hear me? 55 00:03:24,639 --> 00:03:27,598 Stop. 56 00:03:27,642 --> 00:03:29,600 Stop. 57 00:03:33,604 --> 00:03:35,389 Hey, hey. 58 00:03:35,432 --> 00:03:36,738 Show me. 59 00:03:36,781 --> 00:03:38,043 Show me. 60 00:03:39,044 --> 00:03:40,481 Just me. That's all. 61 00:03:57,672 --> 00:03:59,108 What's your name? 62 00:04:00,544 --> 00:04:01,763 Caitlin. 63 00:04:04,679 --> 00:04:07,116 You still look like Caitlin to me. 64 00:04:11,033 --> 00:04:12,252 Yeah? 65 00:04:21,130 --> 00:04:22,827 Shh, come on. 66 00:04:22,871 --> 00:04:25,917 ♪ 67 00:04:31,401 --> 00:04:32,533 ♪ 68 00:04:32,576 --> 00:04:35,275 Jesus Christ. What? 69 00:04:35,318 --> 00:04:37,189 It's my brother's... 70 00:04:37,233 --> 00:04:38,495 I don't know what he is. 71 00:04:38,539 --> 00:04:40,584 Hey, Vivian, hello. 72 00:04:42,325 --> 00:04:44,588 I'm your PINOP. Neighbors called emergency services. 73 00:04:44,632 --> 00:04:46,808 The police have already filed an Apprehended Violence Order. 74 00:04:46,851 --> 00:04:49,419 My, um, he can't come within a hundred meters. 75 00:04:49,463 --> 00:04:51,247 I own the place. 76 00:04:51,291 --> 00:04:54,337 I already refused aid from the ambulance at the scene. 77 00:04:54,381 --> 00:04:56,296 Oh. Would you prefer a female paramedic? 78 00:04:56,339 --> 00:04:57,906 Oh, you're fine. I mean, yeah, no, 79 00:04:57,949 --> 00:04:59,081 let's just get this done. 80 00:04:59,124 --> 00:05:00,300 Okay, come on. 81 00:05:02,476 --> 00:05:04,478 I am so sorry this happened to you. 82 00:05:05,566 --> 00:05:06,828 I'll live. 83 00:05:12,050 --> 00:05:13,965 Are you two okay? 84 00:05:14,009 --> 00:05:15,619 I'll see you later. 85 00:05:25,325 --> 00:05:26,761 Heart of a fucking lion? 86 00:05:26,804 --> 00:05:28,328 What happened to being my sidekick? 87 00:05:28,371 --> 00:05:29,851 I'm sorry. 88 00:05:31,592 --> 00:05:33,768 I mean, technically, lions actually have 89 00:05:33,811 --> 00:05:36,074 very small hearts, and they can't run very fast 90 00:05:36,118 --> 00:05:38,207 and if they do, it's only for a couple of meters-- 91 00:05:39,643 --> 00:05:42,037 So what you're saying is, you do have the heart of a lion. 92 00:05:42,080 --> 00:05:43,473 Mm. 93 00:05:46,520 --> 00:05:48,478 What time's your twin flame picking you up? 94 00:05:48,522 --> 00:05:51,220 Um, this afternoon, I think. After work. 95 00:05:55,311 --> 00:05:57,357 ♪ 96 00:06:05,843 --> 00:06:07,367 ♪ 97 00:06:16,201 --> 00:06:17,420 The ashes ceremony. 98 00:06:17,464 --> 00:06:19,030 The ashes ceremony! 99 00:06:22,512 --> 00:06:23,905 It's all right. 100 00:06:23,948 --> 00:06:25,602 She's coming. Is she? 101 00:06:25,646 --> 00:06:28,126 Because she's forgotten the last four Christmases. 102 00:06:30,520 --> 00:06:31,869 Shit. 103 00:06:33,480 --> 00:06:34,698 Hey. 104 00:06:36,483 --> 00:06:37,788 Hello! 105 00:06:39,181 --> 00:06:40,530 I'm Amy. 106 00:06:42,402 --> 00:06:43,838 Who's Amy? 107 00:06:43,881 --> 00:06:46,797 Oh, John! Remember, I was telling you about Amy. 108 00:06:46,841 --> 00:06:49,409 This is the lovely woman that Vivian saved. 109 00:06:51,672 --> 00:06:53,238 Mm. Mm. 110 00:07:10,038 --> 00:07:11,343 Shit. 111 00:07:17,045 --> 00:07:19,917 I hate fake plants! Fuck! 112 00:07:22,659 --> 00:07:24,095 May we go in? 113 00:07:24,139 --> 00:07:25,532 Yeah. Sure. 114 00:07:25,575 --> 00:07:28,448 Just, um, have to wait a moment. 115 00:07:28,491 --> 00:07:29,666 Why's that? 116 00:07:30,624 --> 00:07:34,105 Because--there he is! 117 00:07:34,149 --> 00:07:36,891 The guest of honor! 118 00:07:36,934 --> 00:07:39,502 Everyone, this is... 119 00:07:39,546 --> 00:07:40,503 Louis. 120 00:07:40,547 --> 00:07:41,548 Louis. 121 00:07:41,591 --> 00:07:43,724 Vivian's paperboy. 122 00:07:43,767 --> 00:07:44,725 Oh! 123 00:07:44,768 --> 00:07:46,030 Help me. 124 00:07:46,074 --> 00:07:48,206 Yep, that's, ah, that's me. 125 00:07:48,250 --> 00:07:49,556 That girl loves her paper. 126 00:07:49,599 --> 00:07:51,253 Ahh. 127 00:07:51,296 --> 00:07:53,255 And actually wanted me to tell you 128 00:07:53,298 --> 00:07:54,648 that we have a refer-a-friend discount 129 00:07:54,691 --> 00:07:55,736 going on at the moment-- 130 00:07:55,779 --> 00:07:57,607 We need to go in, thank you. 131 00:08:02,003 --> 00:08:03,395 Can you get that? Oh. 132 00:08:03,439 --> 00:08:04,788 Good, thank you. 133 00:08:08,923 --> 00:08:11,316 If she's set up a crack den, you should just tell me. 134 00:08:11,360 --> 00:08:12,840 Vivian! Don't be silly! 135 00:08:12,883 --> 00:08:15,625 She's just cleaning. 136 00:08:18,236 --> 00:08:20,325 I mean, masturbating. 137 00:08:20,369 --> 00:08:21,892 Mm-hmm. 138 00:08:22,937 --> 00:08:24,155 Vivian! 139 00:08:24,199 --> 00:08:25,374 Hi! 140 00:08:25,417 --> 00:08:28,116 Hey, Viv. You all right? 141 00:08:28,159 --> 00:08:30,161 Yeah. Sorry. 142 00:08:31,380 --> 00:08:32,773 I was just getting the ashes. 143 00:08:32,816 --> 00:08:35,993 Yeah, I keep them in the backyard. Louis? 144 00:08:36,037 --> 00:08:37,647 Right. 145 00:08:37,691 --> 00:08:39,127 Okay, Alejandro's on his way. 146 00:08:39,170 --> 00:08:40,650 These need to go in the fridge. 147 00:08:40,694 --> 00:08:44,001 And, um, if we can all just be... 148 00:08:44,045 --> 00:08:45,699 calm, hmm? 149 00:08:45,742 --> 00:08:47,875 And Vivian and little friend, 150 00:08:47,918 --> 00:08:49,833 if they could put some clothes on, that'd be great. 151 00:08:49,877 --> 00:08:51,835 We're not just gonna throw him out? 152 00:08:51,879 --> 00:08:53,402 No, like I said Alejandro's not here yet. 153 00:08:53,445 --> 00:08:55,447 Oh, Alejandro won't mind. 154 00:08:55,491 --> 00:08:57,362 He'll arrive just in time for the nibblies, 155 00:08:57,406 --> 00:08:59,974 which is what we're all here for, anyway. 156 00:09:00,017 --> 00:09:02,454 Hola! Did someone call emergency? 157 00:09:04,979 --> 00:09:07,068 I'm sorry for being late. 158 00:09:07,111 --> 00:09:08,852 Oh! Oh, it's all right. 159 00:09:08,896 --> 00:09:10,288 Vivian. 160 00:09:10,332 --> 00:09:12,595 Hey, you were amazing this morning. 161 00:09:12,639 --> 00:09:14,597 This morning? What happened this-- 162 00:09:14,641 --> 00:09:17,121 What--what--what happened this morning? 163 00:09:17,165 --> 00:09:18,949 Your sister didn't tell you? 164 00:09:18,993 --> 00:09:21,604 Oh, she saved a life. 165 00:09:21,648 --> 00:09:23,824 She went out onto the ledge and helped 166 00:09:23,867 --> 00:09:26,740 a distressed woman to my ambulance. 167 00:09:26,783 --> 00:09:29,525 It was a very brave thing for you to do. 168 00:09:30,526 --> 00:09:32,441 What'd I say, huh? 169 00:09:32,484 --> 00:09:34,225 Oh, that's fuckin' amazing, Viv. 170 00:09:34,269 --> 00:09:37,098 It really was. Yeah, that's, um, 171 00:09:37,141 --> 00:09:40,057 uh, wow. Yeah. 172 00:09:42,712 --> 00:09:43,844 We should do the ceremony. 173 00:09:43,887 --> 00:09:45,585 Yeah, we should. 174 00:09:45,628 --> 00:09:48,805 Oh, this idea to commemorate your abuelo, wonderful. 175 00:09:48,849 --> 00:09:51,112 I am honored to have been invited to this... 176 00:09:51,155 --> 00:09:53,070 special family event. Thank you. 177 00:09:53,114 --> 00:09:55,551 Well. Yes, I'm gonna hurry up. 178 00:09:55,595 --> 00:09:58,162 John brought my special suit. 179 00:09:58,206 --> 00:09:59,599 Gracias, portes d'amour. 180 00:10:00,687 --> 00:10:02,732 Hmm. Sorry. 181 00:10:02,776 --> 00:10:05,561 ♪ 182 00:10:12,089 --> 00:10:14,309 Hmm. 183 00:10:14,352 --> 00:10:15,745 ♪ 184 00:10:15,789 --> 00:10:18,792 ♪ 185 00:10:20,358 --> 00:10:21,577 ♪ 186 00:10:25,494 --> 00:10:27,888 Come on. The urn. 187 00:10:34,372 --> 00:10:35,635 He was a golfer, 188 00:10:37,593 --> 00:10:38,681 grandfather, 189 00:10:40,204 --> 00:10:41,249 and friend. 190 00:10:43,077 --> 00:10:44,905 He taught me the importance of family. 191 00:10:46,123 --> 00:10:49,213 He actually met Laura, my wife, first. 192 00:10:49,257 --> 00:10:53,348 He was the marshal at the high school running carnival, 193 00:10:53,391 --> 00:10:55,567 and he insisted that I snap her up. 194 00:10:56,960 --> 00:10:58,658 She, um, 195 00:10:58,701 --> 00:11:01,182 she sends her apologies, today. 196 00:11:01,225 --> 00:11:02,313 She had a work Zoom with Jeremy-- 197 00:11:02,357 --> 00:11:03,924 Just wrap it up, Hendrix! 198 00:11:09,190 --> 00:11:10,582 I love you, Granddad. 199 00:11:12,541 --> 00:11:14,064 Rest easy, buddy. 200 00:11:15,500 --> 00:11:17,241 Love you, Granddad. Bye. 201 00:11:17,285 --> 00:11:18,503 Ah... 202 00:11:20,244 --> 00:11:21,855 You don't want to say anything, do you? 203 00:11:21,898 --> 00:11:24,466 Actually, yes. Yes, I would. 204 00:11:24,509 --> 00:11:27,425 Thank you. Thank you. 205 00:11:35,477 --> 00:11:37,871 I've been thinking about the greatest lesson 206 00:11:37,914 --> 00:11:39,873 Walter Cunningham passed on to me. 207 00:11:41,135 --> 00:11:43,964 Growing up, Granddad largely left me 208 00:11:44,007 --> 00:11:45,574 to my own devices. 209 00:11:47,097 --> 00:11:49,491 When I fractured my tibia after slipping 210 00:11:49,534 --> 00:11:52,581 on a pile of my siblings' dirty laundry, 211 00:11:52,624 --> 00:11:54,583 I drove myself to the hospital. 212 00:11:55,802 --> 00:11:58,021 When the wasp nest in the attic was taunted 213 00:11:58,065 --> 00:12:00,589 into a frenzy by Vivian and Hendrix's 214 00:12:00,632 --> 00:12:03,592 secondhand marijuana smoke, 215 00:12:03,635 --> 00:12:05,463 Granddad--yeah? 216 00:12:05,507 --> 00:12:07,335 Accidentally locked me in the house 217 00:12:07,378 --> 00:12:09,467 with the enraged swarm. 218 00:12:11,252 --> 00:12:14,211 Then came 2013, the year of my... 219 00:12:14,255 --> 00:12:16,561 university graduation. 220 00:12:16,605 --> 00:12:19,695 I was Dux, I had topped the Dean's list, 221 00:12:19,739 --> 00:12:21,262 and I'd been voted most likely 222 00:12:21,305 --> 00:12:23,394 to have a nervous breakdown by my peers, 223 00:12:23,438 --> 00:12:26,571 but I don't emote that way, so the joke's on them. 224 00:12:28,660 --> 00:12:31,011 I was ready to take my qualification 225 00:12:31,054 --> 00:12:34,841 and revel in my achievements with my family. 226 00:12:36,364 --> 00:12:38,801 This moment, I told my myself, was... 227 00:12:38,845 --> 00:12:41,804 when I would know that the over-the-counter 228 00:12:41,848 --> 00:12:44,111 amphetamines abuse and the sleep deprivation 229 00:12:44,154 --> 00:12:46,853 was worth it. 230 00:12:46,896 --> 00:12:48,811 So there I stood, 231 00:12:48,855 --> 00:12:51,292 covered with fear-sweat 232 00:12:51,335 --> 00:12:53,773 and heat rash, 233 00:12:53,816 --> 00:12:58,212 and I looked out into the audience, 234 00:12:59,953 --> 00:13:01,781 only to realize that Granddad wasn't there. 235 00:13:02,869 --> 00:13:04,218 No one was there. 236 00:13:06,176 --> 00:13:08,091 And yes, I see you all 237 00:13:08,135 --> 00:13:10,050 shocked at this, 238 00:13:10,093 --> 00:13:13,705 and I tell you what, it was really, really easy 239 00:13:13,749 --> 00:13:15,925 to be angry at Granddad for... 240 00:13:17,013 --> 00:13:18,710 missing out on things. 241 00:13:21,365 --> 00:13:23,193 But then he'd leave me two Scotch Fingers 242 00:13:23,237 --> 00:13:25,500 next to a cup of tea every day after school 243 00:13:25,543 --> 00:13:27,676 and when I took up marathon running 244 00:13:27,719 --> 00:13:29,983 to cure my anxiety, he used to just... 245 00:13:30,026 --> 00:13:32,202 untie my shoelaces 246 00:13:32,246 --> 00:13:34,117 every morning before I came down, 247 00:13:34,161 --> 00:13:36,685 just to help me get ready. 248 00:13:38,469 --> 00:13:41,733 Um, I guess what I'm trying to say is that 249 00:13:41,777 --> 00:13:44,475 Walter Cunningham 250 00:13:44,519 --> 00:13:47,174 taught me how to love in the little ways, 251 00:13:47,217 --> 00:13:50,830 when big ways are hard for some people. 252 00:13:51,918 --> 00:13:53,920 And for that, 253 00:13:53,963 --> 00:13:55,747 I'm truly grateful. 254 00:13:59,012 --> 00:14:00,578 And I'm really gonna miss him. 255 00:14:04,278 --> 00:14:05,583 He always... 256 00:14:10,066 --> 00:14:11,198 He always... 257 00:14:11,241 --> 00:14:13,156 ♪ 258 00:14:15,767 --> 00:14:16,812 He always... 259 00:14:34,743 --> 00:14:36,571 Fuck! John! 260 00:14:36,614 --> 00:14:37,920 John! 261 00:14:39,356 --> 00:14:41,402 - John! - You should probably go. 262 00:14:41,445 --> 00:14:42,751 Yeah, I agree. 263 00:14:42,794 --> 00:14:44,666 Yeah. 264 00:14:48,017 --> 00:14:49,279 ♪ 265 00:14:49,323 --> 00:14:51,629 ♪ 266 00:14:51,673 --> 00:14:52,935 John! 267 00:15:01,683 --> 00:15:03,032 John, what are you doing? 268 00:15:03,076 --> 00:15:04,512 ♪ 269 00:15:04,555 --> 00:15:05,948 You tell them what I'm doing, Vivian. 270 00:15:05,992 --> 00:15:07,341 You tell them what I'm doing! 271 00:15:07,384 --> 00:15:09,038 I don't--I don't know-- 272 00:15:10,213 --> 00:15:11,954 Drink it. What the fuck! 273 00:15:11,998 --> 00:15:13,216 Go on, drink it. 274 00:15:13,260 --> 00:15:14,739 Querido, your grief, it is-- 275 00:15:14,783 --> 00:15:16,480 Chocolate mix. 276 00:15:16,524 --> 00:15:18,613 It's fucking hot chocolate mix. 277 00:15:18,656 --> 00:15:22,008 She--she's replaced our grandfather's ashes 278 00:15:22,051 --> 00:15:23,357 with chocolate mix. 279 00:15:23,400 --> 00:15:25,141 Perhaps my English is not-- 280 00:15:25,185 --> 00:15:26,534 No, no, no, no, no. You heard correctly. 281 00:15:26,577 --> 00:15:29,363 She--she opened this jar and she scooped it 282 00:15:29,406 --> 00:15:31,452 into his urn. Drink it. 283 00:15:31,495 --> 00:15:35,195 It's not-- It's not? Oh. 284 00:15:35,238 --> 00:15:36,413 Oh! 285 00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:44,508 Oh! 286 00:15:44,552 --> 00:15:48,034 Oh. My love, that was dairy. 287 00:15:49,992 --> 00:15:52,690 Okay, I bulked it up with hot chocolate mix, 288 00:15:52,734 --> 00:15:55,563 but there was still a little bit of Granddad stuck to the edge. 289 00:16:05,007 --> 00:16:06,052 John, I'm sorry-- 290 00:16:06,095 --> 00:16:07,401 Get out! 291 00:16:07,444 --> 00:16:09,620 I just wanted today to go well. 292 00:16:09,664 --> 00:16:12,362 So you threw him out beforehand? 293 00:16:13,450 --> 00:16:15,017 It was an accident. 294 00:16:15,061 --> 00:16:17,063 There was this old lady, Beatrice. 295 00:16:17,106 --> 00:16:18,716 We'd had weed. We were gonna-- 296 00:16:18,760 --> 00:16:20,457 You were high. 297 00:16:20,501 --> 00:16:22,155 It was Granddad's! 298 00:16:22,198 --> 00:16:23,591 He wanted us to! 299 00:16:25,071 --> 00:16:26,768 You are fucked. 300 00:16:26,811 --> 00:16:29,162 This whole ceremony was your idea. 301 00:16:29,205 --> 00:16:30,902 No, it wasn't. It was yours! 302 00:16:34,471 --> 00:16:35,907 Hendrix. 303 00:16:43,611 --> 00:16:45,700 For a split second, 304 00:16:45,743 --> 00:16:48,137 I believed this bullshit. 305 00:16:49,878 --> 00:16:52,272 I actually thought that you'd changed. 306 00:16:52,315 --> 00:16:54,274 John, I said it was an accident! 307 00:16:54,317 --> 00:16:56,711 An accident? 308 00:16:56,754 --> 00:16:58,278 You. 309 00:16:59,322 --> 00:17:01,933 It's always you. 310 00:17:02,978 --> 00:17:06,286 It's always your fault! 311 00:17:09,245 --> 00:17:11,073 I'm gonna sue you. 312 00:17:13,206 --> 00:17:14,468 What? 313 00:17:14,511 --> 00:17:16,252 I've had enough. 314 00:17:18,254 --> 00:17:19,908 I'm gonna sue you 315 00:17:19,951 --> 00:17:21,605 for burning down my truck. 316 00:17:39,971 --> 00:17:41,930 It was a beautiful ceremony. 317 00:17:44,933 --> 00:17:46,717 Until the screaming. 318 00:17:57,598 --> 00:17:58,729 Viv. 319 00:18:00,209 --> 00:18:02,081 Hey. Don't. 320 00:18:02,124 --> 00:18:03,604 What happened to the new you? 321 00:18:03,647 --> 00:18:04,866 You heard him. 322 00:18:04,909 --> 00:18:06,476 She doesn't exist. 323 00:18:09,175 --> 00:18:10,959 Do you know how my day started? 324 00:18:12,352 --> 00:18:14,136 Traumatizing. 325 00:18:14,180 --> 00:18:16,660 And it actually got worse. 326 00:18:16,704 --> 00:18:20,011 So I'd like to forget, thanks. 327 00:18:20,751 --> 00:18:22,101 Vendrix? 328 00:18:22,144 --> 00:18:24,407 No, no no. No, I've gotta go home. 329 00:18:24,451 --> 00:18:26,757 Vendrix. I have to see Laura. 330 00:18:26,801 --> 00:18:28,107 I haven't seen her in weeks. 331 00:18:28,150 --> 00:18:30,152 And I can't do designated friend tonight. 332 00:18:30,196 --> 00:18:31,458 Amy. 333 00:18:32,676 --> 00:18:34,113 Hey. George! 334 00:18:38,204 --> 00:18:39,596 God, it's good to see you. 335 00:18:41,555 --> 00:18:43,774 I need to stay. 336 00:18:43,818 --> 00:18:45,994 Oh. Okay. 337 00:18:46,037 --> 00:18:47,256 Why? 338 00:18:47,300 --> 00:18:49,693 Ah, for a drink. 339 00:18:49,737 --> 00:18:52,305 Vivian needs a designated friend. 340 00:18:52,348 --> 00:18:53,871 A designated what? 341 00:18:53,915 --> 00:18:55,656 Oh, it's the sucker who looks after the people 342 00:18:55,699 --> 00:18:57,397 with alcohol poisoning. 343 00:18:57,440 --> 00:18:59,355 Viv, I think you should take it easy. 344 00:18:59,399 --> 00:19:01,836 There was a hot chocolate mix incident. 345 00:19:01,879 --> 00:19:04,143 Don't ask. 346 00:19:04,186 --> 00:19:05,840 I'll have what you're having, Viv. 347 00:19:05,883 --> 00:19:08,147 Okay, why don't I make you a cocktail, Amy? 348 00:19:08,190 --> 00:19:11,759 Everyone. I am a master. 349 00:19:11,802 --> 00:19:14,544 All right. It's a party. Farewell drinks. 350 00:19:14,588 --> 00:19:16,981 Oh no, I can't do a party. 351 00:19:17,025 --> 00:19:18,157 What would the animal say? 352 00:19:19,897 --> 00:19:21,551 Hang on, what? 353 00:19:21,595 --> 00:19:24,075 At school, everyone called him The Animal because-- 354 00:19:24,119 --> 00:19:26,861 Because he has kind eyes, like one. 355 00:19:28,123 --> 00:19:29,733 No, no, no, no, 356 00:19:29,777 --> 00:19:31,518 because I used to party hard like it-- 357 00:19:31,561 --> 00:19:33,172 Not anymore, apparently. 358 00:19:33,215 --> 00:19:36,044 Ah. Wife got you locked down? Kids? 359 00:19:36,087 --> 00:19:38,829 No, no, no, no, no. I... 360 00:19:38,873 --> 00:19:41,354 I badgered her for kids. For years, actually. 361 00:19:41,397 --> 00:19:43,356 And, um, one of the kids hates the babysitter, 362 00:19:43,399 --> 00:19:44,661 so I'd better-- 363 00:19:44,705 --> 00:19:45,880 Vendrix... 364 00:19:45,923 --> 00:19:48,752 needs both Vivian and Hendrix. 365 00:19:48,796 --> 00:19:50,885 Hendrix. 366 00:19:50,928 --> 00:19:52,365 Please. 367 00:19:53,366 --> 00:19:54,671 You guys are related, right? 368 00:19:54,715 --> 00:19:56,238 Yeah. 369 00:19:56,282 --> 00:19:58,501 Oh, brothers and sisters can have party couple names. 370 00:19:59,633 --> 00:20:01,722 Sure. Come on, man. 371 00:20:01,765 --> 00:20:03,898 Stay for one drink. 372 00:20:05,856 --> 00:20:07,380 I'm on a juice fast. 373 00:20:07,423 --> 00:20:09,425 Gin's a fruit. 374 00:20:09,469 --> 00:20:10,557 Bro. 375 00:20:12,733 --> 00:20:14,735 Let's not let this get out of hand. 376 00:20:16,911 --> 00:20:18,913 ♪ Spinning around... 377 00:20:21,437 --> 00:20:23,047 Hey! 378 00:20:23,091 --> 00:20:26,312 Vendrix means no texting bitches, remember? 379 00:20:26,355 --> 00:20:29,140 For the last time, don't call Laura a bitch. 380 00:20:29,184 --> 00:20:31,055 And I'm trying to text her so that I can tell her 381 00:20:31,099 --> 00:20:32,318 that I'm thinking about her. 382 00:20:32,361 --> 00:20:34,189 You won state champs? 383 00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:36,713 Oh, yeah! 384 00:20:36,757 --> 00:20:38,324 How many years ago? 385 00:20:38,367 --> 00:20:40,282 Oh, yeah. That's nothing. 386 00:20:40,326 --> 00:20:42,110 See, ah, see this one here? 387 00:20:42,153 --> 00:20:44,025 So I had a dislocated shoulder. 388 00:20:44,068 --> 00:20:46,332 I was trapped underneath the boat. 389 00:20:46,375 --> 00:20:49,204 I was technically dead for thirty seconds. 390 00:20:49,248 --> 00:20:51,032 - Amazing! - Yeah. 391 00:20:51,075 --> 00:20:53,295 The concussion made him a cheap drunk for weeks. 392 00:20:55,819 --> 00:20:57,604 How did you and Amy get together? 393 00:20:57,647 --> 00:21:00,955 Oh, she worked in the clothing store near my office. 394 00:21:00,998 --> 00:21:03,218 I saw her and bought a shirt a day 395 00:21:03,262 --> 00:21:05,002 until she agreed to go out with me. 396 00:21:05,046 --> 00:21:07,396 Oh, wow. That's so romantic. 397 00:21:07,440 --> 00:21:09,964 Yeah, we've been smitten ever since. Twin flames. 398 00:21:10,007 --> 00:21:11,748 Then she left him at the altar. 399 00:21:11,792 --> 00:21:14,055 - Viv! - Sorry, it's just true. 400 00:21:14,098 --> 00:21:15,709 It's okay. Yeah, it is. 401 00:21:15,752 --> 00:21:17,841 But Amy is a free spirit. 402 00:21:17,885 --> 00:21:19,713 I'll have her however she wants me. 403 00:21:19,756 --> 00:21:21,410 Wedding or no wedding. 404 00:21:21,454 --> 00:21:22,846 Doesn't matter to me. 405 00:21:22,890 --> 00:21:23,978 Lovely. 406 00:21:24,021 --> 00:21:25,327 So, what do you do? 407 00:21:25,371 --> 00:21:26,502 Have you heard of The Well? 408 00:21:26,546 --> 00:21:28,112 Yeah, the app? 409 00:21:28,156 --> 00:21:29,810 Yeah, I've got it on my phone. 410 00:21:29,853 --> 00:21:31,333 Yeah, I run it. But it was Amy's idea. 411 00:21:31,377 --> 00:21:32,465 What? 412 00:21:33,553 --> 00:21:34,858 You never told me that. 413 00:21:34,902 --> 00:21:36,164 You said you were a shop assistant. 414 00:21:36,207 --> 00:21:37,992 What? 415 00:21:38,035 --> 00:21:39,385 She came up with all the features. 416 00:21:39,428 --> 00:21:41,212 I could not have done it without her. 417 00:21:41,256 --> 00:21:43,345 - She is a genius. - What is it? 418 00:21:43,389 --> 00:21:45,739 The Well finds all the wellness classes 419 00:21:45,782 --> 00:21:47,349 in your area, and rates them. 420 00:21:47,393 --> 00:21:50,047 But the twist is, it's tailored for men. 421 00:21:50,091 --> 00:21:51,440 I mean, why should we miss out 422 00:21:51,484 --> 00:21:53,137 on all the alternative therapies? 423 00:21:53,181 --> 00:21:54,225 It's empowering. 424 00:21:55,270 --> 00:21:57,359 I'm so glad you're empowering men. 425 00:21:57,403 --> 00:21:59,405 It sounds like really important work. 426 00:21:59,448 --> 00:22:02,016 Thank you. It's our little dream. 427 00:22:04,279 --> 00:22:05,498 I've got it. 428 00:22:07,674 --> 00:22:09,371 What's up? 429 00:22:09,415 --> 00:22:10,720 What do you mean? 430 00:22:10,764 --> 00:22:12,853 Well you're not talking incessantly. 431 00:22:12,896 --> 00:22:14,245 Oh, I'm having fun. 432 00:22:14,289 --> 00:22:15,508 Vendrix! 433 00:22:17,597 --> 00:22:20,121 ♪ Baby, baby, baby... 434 00:22:20,164 --> 00:22:22,384 Anyone for some of Walt's peach schnapps? 435 00:22:22,428 --> 00:22:24,038 Oh, God, no. No for me. 436 00:22:24,081 --> 00:22:25,387 Do you want some schnapps, George? 437 00:22:25,431 --> 00:22:26,736 Why not? 438 00:22:26,780 --> 00:22:28,129 Never Have I Ever. Oh! 439 00:22:28,172 --> 00:22:29,478 What, the kids' game? 440 00:22:29,522 --> 00:22:31,698 Amy? Yes, I love that idea! 441 00:22:31,741 --> 00:22:33,090 - Whoa! No, come on. - Hendrix? 442 00:22:33,134 --> 00:22:34,527 Nah, it's a stupid game, Viv. 443 00:22:34,570 --> 00:22:36,224 See? 444 00:22:36,267 --> 00:22:38,487 You used to love Never Have I Ever. 445 00:22:38,531 --> 00:22:40,620 Nope, nope, it's a stupid kids' game. 446 00:22:40,663 --> 00:22:42,404 Yep. You need to catch up. 447 00:22:42,448 --> 00:22:43,884 I don't need a game to drink 448 00:22:43,927 --> 00:22:45,364 and I don't think this one does, either. 449 00:22:45,407 --> 00:22:47,191 Oh, shhh. 450 00:22:47,235 --> 00:22:48,715 Oh, were you expecting someone? 451 00:22:48,758 --> 00:22:50,064 Robber. Hopefully. 452 00:22:50,107 --> 00:22:51,326 Liven things up a bit. 453 00:22:51,370 --> 00:22:52,545 Hi. 454 00:22:54,460 --> 00:22:56,418 PT? Ooh, must be. 455 00:22:56,462 --> 00:22:58,464 I, ah, can go. 456 00:22:58,507 --> 00:22:59,682 What are you wearing? 457 00:22:59,726 --> 00:23:01,728 It's for training. 458 00:23:01,771 --> 00:23:03,207 Ooh, you were right! 459 00:23:03,251 --> 00:23:04,513 For suicide prevention. 460 00:23:04,557 --> 00:23:06,254 You've never worn that before. 461 00:23:06,297 --> 00:23:07,951 Ah, well, it's the evening. 462 00:23:07,995 --> 00:23:10,432 These are my evening clothes. 463 00:23:10,476 --> 00:23:12,608 Very cute. 464 00:23:12,652 --> 00:23:15,176 Well, I can see you forgot we had a session, which is fine. 465 00:23:15,219 --> 00:23:16,395 Um, we can reschedule-- 466 00:23:16,438 --> 00:23:19,702 No! No, no, no, no, no, stay. 467 00:23:19,746 --> 00:23:22,444 The mood's fucking dead, and I'd pay good money 468 00:23:22,488 --> 00:23:24,315 to see you play Never Have I Ever. 469 00:23:25,404 --> 00:23:26,883 ♪ Oh 470 00:23:30,974 --> 00:23:32,323 John! 471 00:23:32,367 --> 00:23:34,369 I can't believe you left me! 472 00:23:34,413 --> 00:23:35,936 I had to walk, 473 00:23:35,979 --> 00:23:38,547 and I was cat-called by four rude women. 474 00:23:39,592 --> 00:23:42,029 John, are you here? 475 00:23:43,204 --> 00:23:44,248 John. 476 00:23:46,773 --> 00:23:48,383 My shoes! 477 00:23:48,427 --> 00:23:50,951 These shoes are faux-leather. 478 00:23:50,994 --> 00:23:52,692 They don't hold up to long walking. 479 00:23:52,735 --> 00:23:54,955 You will be buying me new ones. John! 480 00:23:56,260 --> 00:23:59,220 ♪ 481 00:24:08,577 --> 00:24:09,970 ♪ 482 00:24:12,276 --> 00:24:16,585 Never Have I Ever assaulted a bouncer. 483 00:24:17,630 --> 00:24:20,067 Did you win? 484 00:24:20,110 --> 00:24:22,243 Obviously. Oh, my God. 485 00:24:22,286 --> 00:24:24,550 Never Have I Ever woken up 486 00:24:24,593 --> 00:24:28,379 to a severed finger in my bag. 487 00:24:28,423 --> 00:24:29,380 Whose was it? 488 00:24:29,424 --> 00:24:30,817 No fucking idea. 489 00:24:30,860 --> 00:24:32,383 Oh. 490 00:24:32,427 --> 00:24:34,124 The mysterious nine-fingered man! 491 00:24:35,648 --> 00:24:37,040 Wait. 492 00:24:37,084 --> 00:24:40,653 Never Have I Ever chased a police horse 493 00:24:40,696 --> 00:24:42,524 down in bare feet. 494 00:24:42,568 --> 00:24:44,787 Wait, seriously? 495 00:24:44,831 --> 00:24:46,093 Ah, George. 496 00:24:48,138 --> 00:24:49,400 Never Have I Ever been called George. 497 00:24:49,444 --> 00:24:50,880 Ah, I've had enough. 498 00:24:50,924 --> 00:24:52,665 Bullshit. You're not even playing. 499 00:24:52,708 --> 00:24:54,449 - Seriously, I'm good. - You're not that drunk. 500 00:24:54,493 --> 00:24:56,320 I don't think you've even finished your first drink. 501 00:24:56,364 --> 00:24:57,321 You're crazy. 502 00:24:57,365 --> 00:24:58,845 Yeah, you're crazy, Viv. 503 00:24:58,888 --> 00:25:02,109 And you're trashed, Hendrix. Go on, George. 504 00:25:07,680 --> 00:25:09,682 All right, I'm in. 505 00:25:09,725 --> 00:25:13,599 Never Have I Ever had a hot chocolate mix incident. 506 00:25:13,642 --> 00:25:15,165 Oh! 507 00:25:15,209 --> 00:25:17,341 What? What is that? 508 00:25:17,385 --> 00:25:19,300 No idea. What is it? 509 00:25:20,388 --> 00:25:22,433 She replaced our Granddad's ashes 510 00:25:22,477 --> 00:25:24,044 with hot chocolate powder. 511 00:25:24,087 --> 00:25:25,567 Jesus Christ! 512 00:25:27,221 --> 00:25:29,528 - Classic Viv. - Really, that is classic Viv? 513 00:25:29,571 --> 00:25:31,138 Ever since we were kids. 514 00:25:31,181 --> 00:25:33,532 This is why we can't have nice things. 515 00:25:33,575 --> 00:25:35,316 It's hilarious. 516 00:25:35,359 --> 00:25:37,753 Fucken disaster. 517 00:25:37,797 --> 00:25:39,886 Never the designated friend Viv. 518 00:25:39,929 --> 00:25:41,583 Never the designated friend! 519 00:25:41,627 --> 00:25:42,932 Right, who's next? 520 00:25:42,976 --> 00:25:44,281 Me, me, me, me, me, me, me! 521 00:25:44,325 --> 00:25:45,587 Nah, I think you've had enough, big boy. 522 00:25:45,631 --> 00:25:47,284 No, no, no, one more. 523 00:25:47,328 --> 00:25:49,025 I promise, it's a good one. Okay, everyone listen. 524 00:25:49,069 --> 00:25:53,508 Never Have I Ever had sex with more than one person. 525 00:25:54,770 --> 00:25:57,294 Hey, man, I thought you were The Animal. 526 00:25:57,338 --> 00:25:59,209 - Oh, even as The Animal-- - Wait up. 527 00:26:00,646 --> 00:26:02,082 You've only had sex with one person? 528 00:26:03,170 --> 00:26:05,172 - Um, no, I-- - What do you mean? 529 00:26:05,215 --> 00:26:06,608 I--I--I-- 530 00:26:06,652 --> 00:26:08,349 The question means you're supposed to drink 531 00:26:08,392 --> 00:26:09,829 if you've had sex with more than one person. 532 00:26:09,872 --> 00:26:11,482 - No, I haven't-- - But you just said 533 00:26:11,526 --> 00:26:13,572 you haven't had sex with just one person. 534 00:26:13,615 --> 00:26:16,444 - I-- - Oh, my God. 535 00:26:16,487 --> 00:26:18,054 Are you saying you're a virgin-- 536 00:26:18,098 --> 00:26:19,490 Oh, Dane, 537 00:26:19,534 --> 00:26:21,144 you didn't understand the question. 538 00:26:21,188 --> 00:26:23,973 Oh, he thought it was, 'Never Have I Ever had sex 539 00:26:24,017 --> 00:26:26,149 with more than one person at once. 540 00:26:26,193 --> 00:26:27,673 - Oh! - Yeah. 541 00:26:27,716 --> 00:26:29,805 Ooh, I haven't had a threesome, either. 542 00:26:29,849 --> 00:26:32,547 Yeah. I mean, this guy fucks. 543 00:26:32,591 --> 00:26:34,244 Yeah, I'm actually surprised you haven't had a threesome. 544 00:26:34,288 --> 00:26:35,637 Oh, I bet he's just being modest. 545 00:26:35,681 --> 00:26:37,291 I mean, look at those cheekbones. 546 00:26:37,334 --> 00:26:38,597 Insane Dane. 547 00:26:41,861 --> 00:26:44,690 I gotta piss. That was fun. 548 00:26:45,952 --> 00:26:48,868 ♪ 549 00:26:51,653 --> 00:26:53,133 ♪ 550 00:27:00,227 --> 00:27:03,273 ♪ 551 00:27:07,538 --> 00:27:09,932 Hey, big daddy! 552 00:27:13,632 --> 00:27:14,763 ♪ 553 00:27:25,992 --> 00:27:27,036 Breathe. 554 00:28:14,388 --> 00:28:17,260 - Hey-- - Argh! 555 00:28:17,304 --> 00:28:19,001 - You all right? - Yeah, of course. 556 00:28:20,524 --> 00:28:22,570 I fuck all the time. 557 00:28:22,613 --> 00:28:25,094 Like too much, almost. 558 00:28:25,138 --> 00:28:27,531 Right. But it wouldn't matter-- 559 00:28:27,575 --> 00:28:29,316 Insane Dane! 560 00:28:29,359 --> 00:28:32,623 Oh, my God. Hendrix, look at this rig. 561 00:28:32,667 --> 00:28:34,582 Us uggos don't stand a chance. 562 00:28:34,625 --> 00:28:36,279 - I'm glad you're here-- - Yeah, right. I have to-- 563 00:28:42,198 --> 00:28:43,460 George. 564 00:28:43,504 --> 00:28:44,679 Yeah? 565 00:28:47,377 --> 00:28:51,033 I think you need to be more careful with people sometimes. 566 00:28:53,035 --> 00:28:55,864 Sometimes I think you hurt feelings without meaning to. 567 00:29:02,088 --> 00:29:03,959 Christ. 568 00:29:05,482 --> 00:29:08,659 I'm sorry. I'm so sorry, babe. 569 00:29:08,703 --> 00:29:12,663 I just--I don't know what the fuck is going on here. 570 00:29:12,707 --> 00:29:15,014 Oww! 571 00:29:15,057 --> 00:29:16,450 Oh, it's a splinter. 572 00:29:17,756 --> 00:29:19,366 It's just you say you wanna marry me, 573 00:29:19,409 --> 00:29:20,802 and then you run away. 574 00:29:20,846 --> 00:29:22,325 And then you say you wanna try again 575 00:29:22,369 --> 00:29:24,588 and it's like you don't even want me here. 576 00:29:24,632 --> 00:29:26,286 I'm just trying to keep my head above water 577 00:29:26,329 --> 00:29:28,244 in this absurd situation. 578 00:29:30,377 --> 00:29:32,074 Who is that girl? 579 00:29:32,118 --> 00:29:33,641 Vivian? 580 00:29:33,684 --> 00:29:35,251 Is she okay? 581 00:29:35,295 --> 00:29:37,340 Yeah, she's fine. 582 00:29:37,384 --> 00:29:39,821 A brolga led me to her, who actually turned out 583 00:29:39,865 --> 00:29:41,214 to be her grandfather. 584 00:29:41,257 --> 00:29:42,868 It's been a confusing few days, George. 585 00:29:52,703 --> 00:29:54,662 I've been doing some reading. 586 00:29:54,705 --> 00:29:56,359 About twin flames. 587 00:29:56,403 --> 00:29:59,406 And this book, it says it can be hard at first, 588 00:29:59,449 --> 00:30:01,103 because we mirror each other. 589 00:30:02,888 --> 00:30:04,933 Look, I know wedding prep was stressful 590 00:30:04,977 --> 00:30:07,283 and I know how sensitive you are to that, my love. 591 00:30:09,285 --> 00:30:11,810 But we can't give up at the first hurdle. 592 00:30:11,853 --> 00:30:13,246 I mean, this is what this is. 593 00:30:13,289 --> 00:30:16,249 It's me and you, working it out together. 594 00:30:18,555 --> 00:30:21,167 Hey, these past few days, 595 00:30:21,210 --> 00:30:23,343 without you, I mean, that-- 596 00:30:23,386 --> 00:30:26,172 that house without you. 597 00:30:26,215 --> 00:30:30,350 Really? It's like an ice box. 598 00:30:30,393 --> 00:30:31,960 And your wind chimes are all tangled. 599 00:30:32,004 --> 00:30:35,442 Are they? 600 00:30:35,485 --> 00:30:38,097 You're my one, Amy. 601 00:30:38,140 --> 00:30:40,012 I know that now. 602 00:30:40,055 --> 00:30:41,100 I will wait... 603 00:30:45,887 --> 00:30:47,236 as long as it takes. 604 00:31:09,606 --> 00:31:12,566 Hey. 605 00:31:12,609 --> 00:31:14,002 George. 606 00:31:14,046 --> 00:31:15,090 What do we think? 607 00:31:21,227 --> 00:31:23,055 Hey! Hey, hey, hey! 608 00:31:23,098 --> 00:31:25,492 Whoa! What the fuck? 609 00:31:25,535 --> 00:31:29,409 He's right. I am an uggo. 610 00:31:29,452 --> 00:31:31,541 What? Look at him. 611 00:31:31,585 --> 00:31:34,457 And Dane. I mean, especially Dane. 612 00:31:34,501 --> 00:31:38,113 I mean, he's so hot, in this totally unassuming way. 613 00:31:39,985 --> 00:31:41,334 No, he's not. 614 00:31:45,555 --> 00:31:47,383 Where's this going? 615 00:31:47,427 --> 00:31:49,385 Laura's not attracted to me anymore. 616 00:31:49,429 --> 00:31:51,648 Bullshit! No, it's true. 617 00:31:51,692 --> 00:31:52,998 No, she's never coming home 618 00:31:53,041 --> 00:31:54,956 and she's always going on about this 619 00:31:55,000 --> 00:31:58,177 German interior designer that she's collaborating with. 620 00:31:58,220 --> 00:32:01,267 I mean, what--what-- what does "collaborating" mean? 621 00:32:01,310 --> 00:32:03,356 Probably collaborating. 622 00:32:03,399 --> 00:32:05,662 You guys have been together since you were sixteen. 623 00:32:05,706 --> 00:32:07,969 It's totally normal to have less sex than back then. 624 00:32:08,013 --> 00:32:12,539 No, no, everything was fine until last year. 625 00:32:12,582 --> 00:32:14,889 Now she can't even look at me. 626 00:32:17,326 --> 00:32:20,764 Something happens to your body when you have kids, Viv. 627 00:32:20,808 --> 00:32:22,549 It's not your own anymore. 628 00:32:23,942 --> 00:32:25,378 I've let myself go. 629 00:32:25,421 --> 00:32:27,032 - My hair's falling out-- - No, it's not. 630 00:32:27,075 --> 00:32:29,469 - Yes, it is. - Oh, shit. 631 00:32:34,039 --> 00:32:35,954 All I see is sexy. 632 00:32:42,003 --> 00:32:45,485 Always thought Mom would be here to talk about stuff like this. 633 00:32:48,836 --> 00:32:50,316 I just wanna talk to Mom. 634 00:32:55,799 --> 00:32:58,759 Hey, hey. 635 00:32:58,802 --> 00:33:00,804 It's fine. 636 00:33:00,848 --> 00:33:03,546 Hey. I'm going to get another drink. 637 00:33:05,026 --> 00:33:06,462 Hey. 638 00:33:06,506 --> 00:33:07,986 You still have the Cunningham ass. 639 00:33:08,029 --> 00:33:09,770 Yeah. But... 640 00:33:15,080 --> 00:33:16,733 Look. 641 00:33:16,777 --> 00:33:19,214 You just grab her and fuck her. 642 00:33:21,086 --> 00:33:23,131 Don't get caught up in stupid conversations. 643 00:33:24,524 --> 00:33:25,699 That sounds a bit rapey. 644 00:33:25,742 --> 00:33:27,135 No! 645 00:33:27,179 --> 00:33:29,050 Listen... 646 00:33:29,094 --> 00:33:32,749 fuckability is an attitude, yeah? 647 00:33:33,663 --> 00:33:35,665 You are so fuckable. 648 00:33:40,105 --> 00:33:41,410 Maybe we are weird. Mm. 649 00:33:42,672 --> 00:33:45,110 - Fuck it. - Vendrix. 650 00:33:45,153 --> 00:33:48,069 As a coping mechanism after the accident, 651 00:33:48,113 --> 00:33:50,854 Vendrix definitely had its drawbacks, Viv. 652 00:33:50,898 --> 00:33:53,292 I mean, I can't remember about thirty percent 653 00:33:53,335 --> 00:33:55,294 of my adolescence, and I've got this weird tendon strain 654 00:33:55,337 --> 00:33:57,339 from fingering too many girls. 655 00:34:00,125 --> 00:34:03,128 My family's everything I've ever wanted. 656 00:34:03,171 --> 00:34:05,608 I don't want to black out from them. 657 00:34:05,652 --> 00:34:09,047 Wait up, wait up, wait up. Amy. 658 00:34:10,570 --> 00:34:13,094 ♪ ...everything but you 659 00:34:13,138 --> 00:34:15,923 ♪ I break the yolks and make a smiley face ♪ 660 00:34:15,966 --> 00:34:17,968 Come on. 661 00:34:18,012 --> 00:34:20,101 ♪ I kinda like it in my brand new place ♪ 662 00:34:20,145 --> 00:34:22,538 ♪ Wipe the spots up off the mirror ♪ 663 00:34:22,582 --> 00:34:25,019 ♪ Don't leave my keys in the door ♪ 664 00:34:25,063 --> 00:34:28,762 ♪ I never put wet towels on the floor anymore ♪ 665 00:34:28,805 --> 00:34:33,506 ♪ 'Cause dreams last for so long ♪ 666 00:34:33,549 --> 00:34:37,684 ♪ Even after you're gone 667 00:34:37,727 --> 00:34:40,861 ♪ I know that you love me 668 00:34:40,904 --> 00:34:41,992 ♪ And soon you will see 669 00:34:42,036 --> 00:34:44,169 That's so beautiful. 670 00:34:45,866 --> 00:34:47,955 ♪ You were meant for me 671 00:34:47,998 --> 00:34:51,045 ♪ And I was meant for you 672 00:34:54,353 --> 00:34:57,617 No. Fuck! No! 673 00:34:57,660 --> 00:35:01,360 That is not the vibe. That is not Vendrix. 674 00:35:02,578 --> 00:35:04,014 ♪ 675 00:35:04,058 --> 00:35:05,364 You know what is? 676 00:35:08,671 --> 00:35:10,238 Oh, shit! 677 00:35:10,282 --> 00:35:12,458 Yes, yes, yes! 678 00:35:12,501 --> 00:35:15,983 ♪ One, two, three 679 00:35:16,026 --> 00:35:18,377 ♪ I'm spinning around 680 00:35:18,420 --> 00:35:21,075 ♪ Move outta my way 681 00:35:21,119 --> 00:35:24,731 ♪ I know you're feeling me 'cause you like it like this ♪ 682 00:35:24,774 --> 00:35:26,689 ♪ I'm breaking it down 683 00:35:26,733 --> 00:35:28,952 ♪ I'm not the same 684 00:35:28,996 --> 00:35:32,956 ♪ I know you're feeling me 'cause you like it like this ♪ 685 00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:36,960 ♪ For some joy that I borrowed ♪ 686 00:35:37,004 --> 00:35:39,746 ♪ From back in the day 687 00:35:39,789 --> 00:35:43,706 ♪ Threw away my old clothes got myself a better wardrobe ♪ 688 00:35:44,925 --> 00:35:49,712 ♪ I got something to say, I'm through with the past ♪ 689 00:35:49,756 --> 00:35:52,976 ♪ Ain't no point in looking back ♪ 690 00:35:53,020 --> 00:35:55,196 ♪ The future will be 691 00:35:55,240 --> 00:35:57,590 ♪ And did I forget to mention ♪ 692 00:35:57,633 --> 00:36:00,680 ♪ That I found a new direction ♪ 693 00:36:00,723 --> 00:36:04,162 ♪ And it leads back to me, yeah ♪ 694 00:36:04,205 --> 00:36:09,079 ♪ I'm spinning around move outta my way ♪ 695 00:36:09,123 --> 00:36:12,605 ♪ I know you're feeling me 'cause you like it like this ♪ 696 00:36:12,648 --> 00:36:14,955 ♪ I'm breaking it down 697 00:36:14,998 --> 00:36:17,218 ♪ I'm not the same 698 00:36:17,262 --> 00:36:19,220 ♪ I know you're feeling me 'cause you like it like this ♪ 699 00:36:19,264 --> 00:36:21,744 - Wait! - Slut drop! 700 00:36:21,788 --> 00:36:22,789 ♪ 701 00:36:24,094 --> 00:36:26,358 Oh, my God! 702 00:36:26,401 --> 00:36:28,664 Argh! 703 00:36:55,169 --> 00:36:56,953 Wrap it in cardboard first. 704 00:36:59,086 --> 00:37:00,348 What are you doing? 705 00:37:03,133 --> 00:37:05,832 - Hey, are you all right? - Go away. 706 00:37:05,875 --> 00:37:08,443 Why are you speaking weird? 707 00:37:08,487 --> 00:37:11,664 Because if I talk normally, I will be sick. 708 00:37:11,707 --> 00:37:13,448 Leave me alone. 709 00:37:13,492 --> 00:37:15,494 Dane, if it's gonna come, it's gonna come. 710 00:37:15,537 --> 00:37:19,628 Yeah, I don't subscribe to that kind of insane fatalism. 711 00:37:19,672 --> 00:37:23,284 I am in... 712 00:37:23,328 --> 00:37:25,286 ...control. 713 00:37:25,330 --> 00:37:26,896 Go away. 714 00:37:26,940 --> 00:37:29,421 Dane, everyone has a few public vomits in their life. 715 00:37:29,464 --> 00:37:31,901 No, I have only vomited once in my life 716 00:37:31,945 --> 00:37:35,514 and it was controlled, deliberate, lesser of two evils. 717 00:37:35,557 --> 00:37:37,298 What was the greater evil? 718 00:37:37,342 --> 00:37:38,952 Gastro. 719 00:37:38,995 --> 00:37:41,389 I had to choose an end and I chose mouth. 720 00:37:41,433 --> 00:37:42,825 That's not true. 721 00:37:42,869 --> 00:37:44,131 - There's no choice with gastro. - No. 722 00:37:44,174 --> 00:37:46,307 - It just comes out-- - There is. 723 00:37:46,351 --> 00:37:48,570 You can control it all out of your mouth. 724 00:37:48,614 --> 00:37:50,311 No diarrhea. 725 00:37:50,355 --> 00:37:53,923 None. And people don't know it, but it's true. 726 00:37:53,967 --> 00:37:55,882 Okay. 727 00:37:55,925 --> 00:37:57,971 What's the worst that happens if it comes out? 728 00:37:59,799 --> 00:38:01,670 Humiliation. Pain. 729 00:38:07,937 --> 00:38:11,114 What are you do-- 730 00:38:11,158 --> 00:38:13,943 what are you do-- what are you do-- 731 00:38:13,987 --> 00:38:15,249 Stop! 732 00:38:15,293 --> 00:38:17,425 Oh! Stop! 733 00:38:29,872 --> 00:38:31,309 See? 734 00:38:31,352 --> 00:38:32,832 Not so bad. 735 00:38:42,102 --> 00:38:43,625 That was, um-- 736 00:38:47,194 --> 00:38:48,935 I don't know. 737 00:38:52,417 --> 00:38:53,461 Come on. 738 00:38:53,505 --> 00:38:54,984 No. 739 00:38:55,028 --> 00:38:56,551 No. Dane. 740 00:38:56,595 --> 00:38:57,726 No. Dane! 741 00:38:57,770 --> 00:39:00,207 No. No, leave me by the bins. 742 00:39:00,250 --> 00:39:02,340 Fine! Fine. 743 00:39:02,383 --> 00:39:04,037 Jesus, you weirdo. 744 00:39:04,080 --> 00:39:06,387 Just come back in once you're done. 745 00:39:06,431 --> 00:39:07,432 Viv. 746 00:39:10,304 --> 00:39:12,872 That George guy. 747 00:39:12,915 --> 00:39:14,439 - Narcissist-- - Cunt. 748 00:39:21,489 --> 00:39:24,536 ♪ 749 00:39:35,024 --> 00:39:37,375 Ohh! 750 00:39:50,692 --> 00:39:51,693 ♪ 751 00:39:51,737 --> 00:39:52,781 Shit. 752 00:39:55,436 --> 00:39:57,699 - Hey. - Hey. 753 00:39:57,743 --> 00:40:00,180 I just wanted to say thank you. 754 00:40:00,223 --> 00:40:02,791 For? Taking care of Amy. 755 00:40:02,835 --> 00:40:04,358 I know she can be a bit much. 756 00:40:05,925 --> 00:40:07,579 What do you mean? 757 00:40:07,622 --> 00:40:10,146 The whole twin flames talking birds bullshit. 758 00:40:11,626 --> 00:40:12,888 I mean, I love it because I love her, 759 00:40:12,932 --> 00:40:15,543 but yeah, I know it can be a lot. 760 00:40:17,284 --> 00:40:18,633 Right. 761 00:40:18,677 --> 00:40:20,983 Anyway, ah, I'm gonna take her home. 762 00:40:21,027 --> 00:40:22,463 - She's having a lay down, so-- - George. 763 00:40:22,507 --> 00:40:23,508 Yeah? 764 00:40:25,771 --> 00:40:28,600 You can't bullshit a bullshitter. 765 00:40:28,643 --> 00:40:30,253 What? 766 00:40:30,297 --> 00:40:32,821 You've been pretending to drink this whole night. 767 00:40:32,865 --> 00:40:35,345 That's fucking weird. 768 00:40:35,389 --> 00:40:39,219 And all this unironic alpha bullshit? 769 00:40:39,262 --> 00:40:41,700 No, I haven't. Go home. 770 00:40:41,743 --> 00:40:44,659 Fuck off. 771 00:40:44,703 --> 00:40:46,444 I'm the alpha. 772 00:40:54,626 --> 00:40:59,500 Get... the fuck... out. 773 00:40:59,544 --> 00:41:01,328 Now. 774 00:41:33,229 --> 00:41:36,189 ♪ 775 00:41:40,498 --> 00:41:41,499 Hey. 776 00:41:42,543 --> 00:41:43,631 Hola, hola. 777 00:41:48,244 --> 00:41:49,550 ♪ 778 00:41:49,594 --> 00:41:53,162 Um, how did you find me? 779 00:41:53,206 --> 00:41:56,209 I searched every Kebab Kastle in Sydney. 780 00:41:56,252 --> 00:41:58,037 There are a lot, hmm? 781 00:41:58,080 --> 00:42:00,953 Hmm. 782 00:42:00,996 --> 00:42:03,346 How did you know that I... 783 00:42:03,390 --> 00:42:05,131 Because you always come home 784 00:42:05,174 --> 00:42:07,916 smelling of meat on a stick when you are stressed. 785 00:42:11,180 --> 00:42:12,704 I don't understand. 786 00:42:12,747 --> 00:42:15,489 I don't under... understand why you're here. 787 00:42:15,533 --> 00:42:17,665 What exactly do you think is happening, John? 788 00:42:19,798 --> 00:42:21,016 You're leaving me. 789 00:42:21,060 --> 00:42:25,455 I'm giving you time to leave me. 790 00:42:25,499 --> 00:42:27,196 Why? 791 00:42:27,240 --> 00:42:30,286 Because I'm not-- because I'm not Holiday John. 792 00:42:30,330 --> 00:42:31,940 I'm not that guy. 793 00:42:31,984 --> 00:42:35,030 I'm the guy who drinks his grandfather's ashes 794 00:42:35,074 --> 00:42:36,989 and who sues his sister, and... 795 00:42:38,468 --> 00:42:41,602 Ale, I'm so ugly inside, and you-- 796 00:42:41,646 --> 00:42:43,430 Who is this Holiday John? 797 00:42:45,867 --> 00:42:49,523 It--it's me. On holiday. 798 00:42:49,567 --> 00:42:53,135 Being cool and fun and-- 799 00:42:53,179 --> 00:42:55,573 and sexy. 800 00:42:55,616 --> 00:42:57,313 But I can't be him all the time. 801 00:42:57,357 --> 00:42:59,838 Yeah, but I know this. 802 00:42:59,881 --> 00:43:03,232 I know you are not Juan de Vacaciones. 803 00:43:03,276 --> 00:43:05,017 Whoo! Please. 804 00:43:06,105 --> 00:43:08,150 - What? - The first time we met 805 00:43:08,194 --> 00:43:11,023 you were having a panic attack. 806 00:43:12,328 --> 00:43:15,593 I'm here because we are partners. 807 00:43:15,636 --> 00:43:18,421 And I love all the parts of you. 808 00:43:18,465 --> 00:43:21,294 Even the parts that are not on holiday. 809 00:43:25,777 --> 00:43:27,605 What is so confusing for you? 810 00:43:30,172 --> 00:43:31,870 No one chooses me. 811 00:43:33,915 --> 00:43:35,003 I'm not the priority. 812 00:43:35,047 --> 00:43:36,439 I'm never the priority. 813 00:43:36,483 --> 00:43:38,311 And that's fine 'cause that's how I made it-- 814 00:43:38,354 --> 00:43:39,878 Hey, listen. 815 00:43:39,921 --> 00:43:41,619 You are my priority. 816 00:43:45,710 --> 00:43:49,148 No, no, there's meat juice... 817 00:43:49,191 --> 00:43:50,976 on everything. 818 00:44:01,987 --> 00:44:03,902 You want to talk about what happened today? 819 00:44:03,945 --> 00:44:05,077 It was crazy. 820 00:44:08,689 --> 00:44:12,084 I--I can't talk about my sister. 821 00:44:12,127 --> 00:44:13,520 Not yet. 822 00:44:16,871 --> 00:44:18,264 - I'm sorry. - There. 823 00:44:20,875 --> 00:44:23,182 No. 824 00:44:23,225 --> 00:44:26,272 ♪ 825 00:44:33,453 --> 00:44:34,497 ♪ 826 00:44:35,629 --> 00:44:37,370 Sorry, I'm going. 827 00:44:37,413 --> 00:44:38,501 You can stay. 828 00:44:40,112 --> 00:44:41,156 What? 829 00:44:42,854 --> 00:44:45,204 You can stay. 830 00:44:45,247 --> 00:44:47,119 You don't have to go with him. 831 00:44:53,821 --> 00:44:55,127 He never hit me. 832 00:44:57,520 --> 00:44:59,044 I'm not like Caitlin. 833 00:45:04,745 --> 00:45:06,616 It's really hard to-- 834 00:45:11,709 --> 00:45:14,799 Sometimes I think he's right about me. 835 00:45:24,547 --> 00:45:25,984 I love you. 836 00:45:28,116 --> 00:45:30,771 That's a really fucking weird thing to say right now. 837 00:45:35,210 --> 00:45:38,257 ♪ 838 00:46:00,888 --> 00:46:02,585 ♪ 839 00:46:21,300 --> 00:46:22,823 It's okay. 840 00:46:36,489 --> 00:46:37,533 Hey. 841 00:46:39,448 --> 00:46:40,885 Here. 842 00:46:42,147 --> 00:46:43,844 Mom. 843 00:46:48,849 --> 00:46:51,286 Do you think John's really gonna sue me? 844 00:46:58,076 --> 00:46:59,381 You. 845 00:46:59,425 --> 00:47:01,209 What? 846 00:47:01,253 --> 00:47:03,646 Designated friend. 847 00:47:11,698 --> 00:47:14,744 ♪ 848 00:47:26,365 --> 00:47:27,888 ♪ Breathless 849 00:47:27,932 --> 00:47:31,022 ♪ Waiting for fresh air 850 00:47:31,065 --> 00:47:34,547 ♪ To fix my broken lungs 851 00:47:38,638 --> 00:47:41,684 ♪ I'm lifeless in a city 852 00:47:41,728 --> 00:47:46,776 ♪ That is running dry on borrowed blood ♪ 853 00:47:53,000 --> 00:47:55,829 ♪ If I don't find life 854 00:47:55,873 --> 00:47:59,224 ♪ I'll be sinking like a stone ♪ 855 00:47:59,267 --> 00:48:02,270 ♪ Swimming with the dead 856 00:48:02,314 --> 00:48:05,317 ♪ I'll be killing you softly 857 00:48:05,360 --> 00:48:08,407 ♪ If I don't find life 858 00:48:08,450 --> 00:48:11,845 ♪ I'll be sinking like a stone ♪ 859 00:48:11,889 --> 00:48:14,761 ♪ Swimming with the dead 860 00:48:14,804 --> 00:48:17,982 ♪ I'll be killing you softly 861 00:48:22,638 --> 00:48:25,598 ♪ Fake trees and little lights ♪ 862 00:48:25,641 --> 00:48:30,690 ♪ Hang from the rooftop rafters ♪ 863 00:48:32,300 --> 00:48:34,085 ♪ 57534

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