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[theme music plays]
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♪ One, two
One, two, three ♪
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[vocalizing]
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[Cricket]
Hey, Gloria,
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what are you
setting up all this
sound equipment for?
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You gonna sing
a little song?
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No. Didn't you read
the flyer?
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I refuse to read anything
I do not have to.
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I'm setting up for
the Big Coffee Open Mic.
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[gasps] Wow!
Wait, what is that?
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It's an event to show off
your talent on the big stage.
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I'm working
on my slam poetry.
Would you like to hear some?
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-[Cricket] Remy, Tilly!
-And... he's gone.
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Did you hear about
the open mic?
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You realize you're supposed
to be working, right?
Ugh, whatever.
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Gloria says you can perform
any talent you want on stage.
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I myself will be doing
an epic stunt spectacular!
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And I'll do my special talent
of assisting you, Cricket.
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Good man. And what talent
will you be displaying
at the open mic, Tilly?
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Oh, gee. I don't know
if I have a talent.
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Sure, you do.
You're funny. You're weird.
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You say a lot of stuff
I don't understand.
You're full of talents!
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You think so?
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I know so!
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[Tilly]
Okay, Tilly,
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Cricket says you gotta
find your talent,
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and this old,
disorganized garage is
where you're gonna find it.
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Because the show is tomorrow,
and we're desperate.
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Maybe music is my talent.
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-[gasps]
-[flies buzzing]
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Aah! Spiders,
spiders, everywhere!
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Maybe fashion
is my passion?
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I'd say it's a talent
to look this dandy.
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Oh.
Oh that's grim.
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I've got feet for hands!
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That's the whole trick.
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Well, Tilly, maybe
you'll never find your talent.
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What's this, now?
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[gasps]
This will do nicely!
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-[humming tune]
-You know, I used to
give you baths in that sink.
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-Ma!
-I used to wash your cute
little butt right there.
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We eat on these plates!
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You see, Remy,
for an exciting act,
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you gotta introduce
an element of danger.
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Huh? Hold on.
No, you won't.
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Dad, the open mic is tomorrow.
What am I supposed to juggle?
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Well, uh, how about juggling
some nice, soft sponges?
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-They're fun!
-Lame!
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I know what
I'm gonna do.
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Look what I found
in the old garage!
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What... the... heck?
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[Tilly]
This is Hiya Henry.
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Say, hello
to everyone, Henry.
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[high voice]
Hello to everyone, Henry!
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Not like that.
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-[all laughing]
-[shudders]
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I can't believe it.
My old ventriloquist dummy.
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[high voice]
I can't believe it either.
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A real, live dinosaur!
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Who's he callin' a dinosaur?
Oh. [chuckles]
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You meant me!
[laughing]
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Hey, you're pretty good
at that, Tilly.
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Farmer Bill, I hope
your crops aren't
as dead as your...
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sense of fashion!
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It is bad!
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[high-pitched laughing]
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-Nothing's funny about that.
-Ooh, ooh!
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Do me next! Do me!
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And I thought I was
the only adorable dummy here!
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You think I'm adorable?
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[giggles, exclaims]
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Remy, don't you think Henry
is a little... creepy?
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Ha! If by "creepy,"
you mean
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"creeping into my heart,"
then yeah!
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[Bill laughing]
All right, that's it.
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-Henry, you're staying forever!
-Yay!
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[Bill, Tilly laughing,
exclaiming]
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Yum, yum, yum, yum!
Yum, yum, yum, yum!
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Oh, Henry's hungry!
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Does anyone else think
this joke's a little... cheesy?
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Cheesy!
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So, ventriloquism
is cool and all, Tilly,
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but is it really
your best talent?
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I guess you're right. I could
find something else to do.
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Yeah! Find something
respectable
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instead of stickin'
your hand up someone's--
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Henry!
We're at the dinner table!
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Okay, okay, I just think
you don't need Henry.
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Get rid of him. You've got
plenty of other talents.
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Oh, I know
what's going on here.
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I think
somebody's been bitten
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by the big, green monster
of jealousy.
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I'm sure your act will be
impressive too, son.
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What?
I'm not jealous!
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It's okay to be
a little jealous.
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Stay outta this, Henry!
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-I'm not jealous, I swear!
-Well, you should be.
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The girl's like
a beautiful young Gepetto.
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Tilly made that dang puppet
so lifelike,
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you'd think
he's really alive!
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But-But we all know
he's not, right?
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Come on, everyone.
Lay off of Cricket.
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Why, he's the one
who brought
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me and Henry together
in the first place.
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So what I'm tryin' to say is,
thank you, Cricket.
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Oh, well, Tilly, when you
put it like that, I--
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And Henry also has
something he wants to say.
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-Thanks for lendin' Tilly...
-No, no, no. it's okay,
it's okay.
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...a hand!
[laughing hysterically]
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Don't mention it.
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[owl hooting]
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Uhh!
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All right, Henry,
I need sleep
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so I'll be in tip-top shape
for my amazing stunt show!
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Henry? Cricket,
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were you trying to make Henry
more comfortable?
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I was trying
to smother Henry.
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You were trying
to mother Henry?
That is so sweet!
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-He'll be much more comfortable
up here with you.
-No, no, no, no!
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-In you go!
-[whimpering]
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Two little bugs
in a rug.
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-Tilly, don't turn off the...
-Good night!
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...light.
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Okay, Henry,
I'm just gonna close
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your horrifying peepers
here.
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There we go.
No. No, no, no.
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No, no, no!
[exclaims]
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[whimpering]
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Okay, I'm just gonna shut
my eyes and wait till morning.
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Mm!
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[gasps] Tilly!
Henry's gone!
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I-I mean...
oh no, Henry's gone.
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Tilly? Hello, Tilly!
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Hello!
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Well, hiya, Cricket!
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-Wh-What? Aah!
-Hiya, Cricket!
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Knock, knock.
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Who's there?
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You're gonna die!
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That wasn't even a joke!
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There was no punch line!
Aah!
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Get your freaky little
baby hands away from me!
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[deep voice]
Hiya, Cricket!
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Who's the dummy now?
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[exclaiming]
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[screams, shouts]
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[gasping]
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I can't take this anymore!
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I can't tell Tilly to
get rid of you because
that would break her heart.
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So I'm gonna do
the next best thing.
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We're gonna have
our own little show!
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Act one: I bury you
in a deep, deep hole.
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Act two...
[chuckles]
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You die!
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[sinister laughter]
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[vocalizing tune]
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Ooh, someone's
in a good mood.
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Buddy, you have no idea.
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So, were you able to find
a Samurai sword?
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Well, no, but I thought
this stick was just as good.
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What-- Remy!
Fine, I'll make it work.
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Hello, everyone. Welcome to
Big Coffee's Open Mic.
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-Hey, guys, I made it.
-Hey, Nancy.
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Just wait till you see
Tilly and Henry's show!
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-You mean Tilly and Cricket.
-Who?
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Hey, fellas, have you seen Henry
anywhere? I can't find him.
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Oh, gosh,
no, I haven't.
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Oh, shoot. Henry's missing?
Oh, man, that's the worst.
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But, hey, you know what?
You don't need him.
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You're rife
with talents.
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I was really looking forward
to doing open mic.
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Wait wait, wait.
What about feet for hands?
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[gasps] Oh, my gosh,
that's so funny!
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You should just do that,
and it'll be great.
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Yeah, I guess I could try that.
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That's the spirit.
[whistling tune]
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Little bean in the tree,
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do you feel as sad as me?
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I grind up the beans
like they grind up my soul.
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Corporate greed
is evil and cold.
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The best part
of waking up...
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-until we wake up no more.
-[shatters]
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-[shatters]
-Thank you.
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Why'd everything rhyme
but the last line?
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My art is wasted
on you people.
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[seethes]
Up next is Cricket Green.
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Finally, some real
entertainment!
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Behold!
I, Cricket the Crazy,
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will attempt a death-defying,
scarifying leap...
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of insanity!
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I will jump over the audience
and slash the target
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with my...
Samurai sword.
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Drum roll, please!
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[exclaiming]
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[shouting]
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Wha?!
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[gasping]
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Hiya!
Looky who I found!
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Phoenix dug him out
of the backyard.
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Henry must've been
playing hide-and-seek.
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-But you're dead.
-What was that?
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Uh, I said,
knock 'em dead.
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Up next is Tilly Green.
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Saved ya a seat, buddy,
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-right up front.
-Yay.
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[ragtime piano plays]
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[Tilly imitating
tap shoes clicking]
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♪ I'm a little wooden boy ♪
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♪ And I'm a little
Normal girl ♪
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♪ We'll tell some jokes
Entertain some folks ♪
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♪ Now let's start the show ♪
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[deep voice] You can't
get rid of me, Cricket!
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[gasps, screams]
Tell me you heard that,
Remy. Tell me!
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That adorable little song?
You bet I heard it!
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[groans, pants]
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Hiya! I'm Tilly,
and this is my friend, Henry.
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We're practically the same,
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except she's a smarty
and I'm a dummy!
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Oh, Henry,
you flatter me.
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I'll give you your money
after the show.
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[laughter, applause]
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[Cricket thinking]
This is my life now.
Henry's never going away.
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Everyone loves him but me,
and I can't say anything
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because I can't
hurt Tilly.
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[deep voice]
That's right Cricket.
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Everybody loves me.
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We're gonna be pals
forever!
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And ever and ever
and ever...
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Hey, Henry, why don't
we sing a song?
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♪ Well... ♪
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[exclaiming]
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-What?
-Is this part of the act?
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I can't hurt
Tilly's feelings,
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so I'm gonna
hurt you instead!
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[exclaiming]
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-[all gasp]
-[maniacal raving]
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I feel so much better.
[chuckles]
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What has gotten
into you, son?
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You just couldn't handle
sharing the spotlight with
your sister, could you?
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What?
This isn't about Tilly!
It's about the evil puppet!
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Evil puppet?
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Cricket,
do you not like Henry?
243
00:10:20,370 --> 00:10:23,543
Of course I don't.
He's horrifying!
244
00:10:23,543 --> 00:10:26,126
I didn't say anything 'cause
I didn't want to ruin your fun,
245
00:10:26,126 --> 00:10:28,338
and, well,
I guess I went ahead
246
00:10:28,338 --> 00:10:30,460
and did that anyway, huh?
247
00:10:30,460 --> 00:10:32,422
Yep, you did.
248
00:10:32,422 --> 00:10:35,135
-[sighs]
-Okay, people.
249
00:10:35,135 --> 00:10:36,806
This has been... bizarre.
250
00:10:36,806 --> 00:10:38,678
But thanks for coming.
But also, I'm sorry.
251
00:10:38,678 --> 00:10:40,810
Wait. Tilly hasn't
finished her act.
252
00:10:40,810 --> 00:10:43,353
But, Cricket, I have
no dummy to speak of.
253
00:10:43,353 --> 00:10:46,356
No, you got
the biggest dummy around--
254
00:10:46,356 --> 00:10:48,528
-me.
-[gasps]
255
00:10:48,528 --> 00:10:50,860
Say hi to everyone,
Cricket!
256
00:10:50,860 --> 00:10:53,072
Hi to everyone, Cricket!
257
00:10:53,072 --> 00:10:55,195
Not like that!
258
00:10:55,195 --> 00:10:56,986
[all laughing]
259
00:11:02,662 --> 00:11:05,335
-Whoa, look at that guy.
-[Tilly] Ooh, spiky.
260
00:11:05,335 --> 00:11:07,667
[Nancy] How is he moving
with his pants like that?
261
00:11:07,667 --> 00:11:09,839
[Cricket laughs]
That's not how you walk a dog!
262
00:11:09,839 --> 00:11:12,712
Here in Big City. you see
a new face every day, Mama.
263
00:11:12,712 --> 00:11:15,845
Back in the country,
you saw the same five people,
264
00:11:15,845 --> 00:11:19,849
and you knew
all their secrets.
265
00:11:19,849 --> 00:11:21,681
Yeah, it's weird
living someplace
266
00:11:21,681 --> 00:11:23,353
where you don't know
all your neighbors.
267
00:11:23,353 --> 00:11:26,105
-You don't know
these people? I do.
-What?
268
00:11:26,105 --> 00:11:28,107
Their names,
jobs, everything.
269
00:11:28,107 --> 00:11:30,610
-Wow, Mama.
-Yeah, how do you already
know all that stuff?
270
00:11:30,610 --> 00:11:32,732
Easy.
The people-watching game.
271
00:11:32,732 --> 00:11:34,734
Oh, boy.
Not this game again.
272
00:11:34,734 --> 00:11:37,697
You just don't like it
'cause you ain't creative.
273
00:11:37,697 --> 00:11:39,579
Hey!
I'm plenty creative!
274
00:11:39,579 --> 00:11:42,412
Bill, you once told me
your favorite food was water.
275
00:11:42,412 --> 00:11:45,825
It's good enough for my crops,
it's good enough for me.
276
00:11:45,825 --> 00:11:48,828
Oh! Aah! Oh, this
vanilla ice cream is so spicy!
277
00:11:48,828 --> 00:11:51,211
So, the people-watching game.
It's simple.
278
00:11:51,211 --> 00:11:53,833
You just pick a random person
and imagine what they're like.
279
00:11:53,833 --> 00:11:57,337
See that lady by the window?
That's Winifred Miltington.
280
00:11:57,337 --> 00:12:00,099
She just got a new job
as a window washer.
281
00:12:00,099 --> 00:12:02,011
She's determined
to be great at it,
282
00:12:02,011 --> 00:12:04,264
except there's
just one problem--
283
00:12:04,264 --> 00:12:06,396
She's deathly afraid
of heights.
284
00:12:06,396 --> 00:12:08,558
[Tilly] Oh, no!
So what'd she do?
285
00:12:08,558 --> 00:12:10,770
[Nancy] Well, Winifred
wasn't ready to give up,
286
00:12:10,770 --> 00:12:14,484
so to overcome her fear,
she put on a blindfold
287
00:12:14,484 --> 00:12:16,526
so she couldn't see
how high she was.
288
00:12:16,526 --> 00:12:18,358
It was dangerous,
but she cleaned
289
00:12:18,358 --> 00:12:21,321
every window
on the building.
290
00:12:21,321 --> 00:12:23,663
Of course, she didn't do
a very good job 'cause she
couldn't see anything,
291
00:12:23,663 --> 00:12:26,626
but she overcame her fear.
292
00:12:26,626 --> 00:12:28,328
[Cricket] Whoa, Mom.
How'd you know all that?
293
00:12:28,328 --> 00:12:29,829
Can you read minds?
294
00:12:29,829 --> 00:12:32,171
No, no, no.
That's the game.
295
00:12:32,171 --> 00:12:34,173
You can just make up
whatever you want.
296
00:12:34,173 --> 00:12:37,427
-So what happens next?
-Anything. Like, uh,
297
00:12:37,427 --> 00:12:39,759
-she suddenly grew wings!
-[screeches]
298
00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:42,932
And flew awa-a-a-y!
299
00:12:42,932 --> 00:12:45,885
-Truly inspiring.
-Okay, Dad, now you try.
300
00:12:45,885 --> 00:12:48,598
-Maybe you'll like it this time.
-I don't know.
301
00:12:48,598 --> 00:12:52,482
I can never think of ideas.
I just can't find
the inspiration.
302
00:12:52,482 --> 00:12:53,853
Come on, Bill.
303
00:12:53,853 --> 00:12:56,656
The worst you could do
is deeply disappoint us.
304
00:12:56,656 --> 00:12:58,818
All right, all right. Hmm.
305
00:12:58,818 --> 00:13:00,950
Uh... Aha!
306
00:13:00,950 --> 00:13:02,702
-That's, uh, Bill!
-[Cricket] Dad!
307
00:13:02,702 --> 00:13:06,286
[Bill] No, no.
I-I mean, Phil! Yeah. Phil.
308
00:13:06,286 --> 00:13:08,748
Phil lives in a house
309
00:13:08,748 --> 00:13:11,461
on a street...
next to more houses.
310
00:13:11,461 --> 00:13:13,673
And his house has four--
311
00:13:13,673 --> 00:13:16,045
no, that's ridiculous--
three windows.
312
00:13:16,045 --> 00:13:19,048
[Nancy] Good start.
But, um, how about more details?
313
00:13:19,048 --> 00:13:22,181
-What color's the house?
-[Tilly] Is it rainbow?
314
00:13:22,181 --> 00:13:24,344
[Bill]
Even better. It's white.
315
00:13:24,344 --> 00:13:25,635
[Tilly] Oh.
316
00:13:25,635 --> 00:13:27,347
All right, that's enough!
317
00:13:27,347 --> 00:13:29,018
Dad, I love you,
you know that,
318
00:13:29,018 --> 00:13:31,140
but this story is going
absolutely nowhere.
319
00:13:31,140 --> 00:13:34,354
Aw, what? I was really
having fun with Phil's story.
320
00:13:34,354 --> 00:13:37,737
I didn't even get to
talk about his walls.
They're also white!
321
00:13:37,737 --> 00:13:40,279
Nope! Too boring.
I'm taking over.
322
00:13:40,279 --> 00:13:43,863
A good story needs action,
intrigue, and lots of twists.
323
00:13:43,863 --> 00:13:45,244
Allow me to demonstrate.
324
00:13:45,244 --> 00:13:47,497
Hmm. Aha!
325
00:13:47,497 --> 00:13:49,499
Hiding beneath that
completely average appearance
326
00:13:49,499 --> 00:13:53,122
is the world-renowned super spy
Falcon Tuxedo.
327
00:13:53,122 --> 00:13:55,004
Falcon is
a businessman lawyer
328
00:13:55,004 --> 00:13:58,337
and citizen
of Explosion City.
329
00:13:58,337 --> 00:14:00,800
Time to go to work.
330
00:14:00,800 --> 00:14:02,341
Order in the court!
331
00:14:02,341 --> 00:14:03,633
We find this man guilty
332
00:14:03,633 --> 00:14:05,725
of not selling
enough money!
333
00:14:05,725 --> 00:14:08,177
Objection!
Why sell money
334
00:14:08,177 --> 00:14:10,770
when you can buy it?
335
00:14:10,770 --> 00:14:12,351
[gasping]
336
00:14:12,351 --> 00:14:15,395
No! Aah!
337
00:14:15,395 --> 00:14:17,857
[Tilly] Wow, that was
a great story, Cricket.
338
00:14:17,857 --> 00:14:19,439
[Cricket]
I'm not done yet!
339
00:14:19,439 --> 00:14:21,651
Thanks for getting rid
of the judge, Falcon.
340
00:14:21,651 --> 00:14:23,823
But I was guilty
the whole time.
341
00:14:23,823 --> 00:14:24,944
[exclaims]
342
00:14:24,944 --> 00:14:28,988
I love crime!
[sinister laughter]
343
00:14:28,988 --> 00:14:31,951
-[Bill]
Why is there a helicopter?
-There's always a helicopter!
344
00:14:31,951 --> 00:14:33,703
Falcon blasted off
after the criminal,
345
00:14:33,703 --> 00:14:36,125
but the criminal was ready
with a giant rocket launcher!
346
00:14:36,125 --> 00:14:37,707
But Falcon's dance moves
were too good!
347
00:14:37,707 --> 00:14:39,088
And then the helicopter
exploded
348
00:14:39,088 --> 00:14:40,550
and the criminal was hurled
through the sky,
349
00:14:40,550 --> 00:14:42,592
but Falcon swept in
and saved him!
350
00:14:42,592 --> 00:14:45,925
You saved me right after
I betrayed you. Why?
351
00:14:45,925 --> 00:14:48,888
'Cause I could never
let you die... brother.
352
00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:50,640
-Huh?
-What?
353
00:14:50,640 --> 00:14:52,271
-What?
-[both exclaim]
354
00:14:54,564 --> 00:14:58,938
[shouting, exclaiming]
355
00:14:58,938 --> 00:15:00,399
[panting]
356
00:15:00,399 --> 00:15:03,192
And that's...
how you tell a story.
357
00:15:03,192 --> 00:15:06,446
-Bravo, brother!
-What a thrill ride!
358
00:15:06,446 --> 00:15:08,948
You call that a story?
That was phooey!
359
00:15:08,948 --> 00:15:12,291
All flash and cheap thrills.
There was no point to it!
360
00:15:12,291 --> 00:15:14,293
Let me show you
how it's done.
361
00:15:14,293 --> 00:15:15,995
Hmm. Oh!
362
00:15:15,995 --> 00:15:18,417
You see that girl over there
with a gallon of attitude?
363
00:15:18,417 --> 00:15:21,921
Well, she didn't used to
be this way.
364
00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:25,715
Once upon a time,
she was a nice girl named Grace.
365
00:15:25,715 --> 00:15:28,427
She grew up
in an idyllic village,
366
00:15:28,427 --> 00:15:31,641
and her days were filled
with hard but rewarding work.
367
00:15:31,641 --> 00:15:34,934
One day, her mother told her
to set off for plumbing school,
368
00:15:34,934 --> 00:15:37,316
but Grace was tempted away
by the woods
369
00:15:37,316 --> 00:15:41,481
'cause it had free Wi-Fi
and degrees in art!
370
00:15:41,481 --> 00:15:43,983
There in the woods,
she switched her dress
371
00:15:43,983 --> 00:15:46,906
for a skimpy skirt,
shaved her head,
372
00:15:46,906 --> 00:15:50,660
and worst of all,
got an eyebrow piercing!
373
00:15:50,660 --> 00:15:53,412
[high voice]
"What mother don't know
won't hurt her!"
374
00:15:53,412 --> 00:15:56,335
But on her way to get
a face tattoo,
375
00:15:56,335 --> 00:15:58,788
she tripped
and fell into a bush!
376
00:15:58,788 --> 00:16:02,041
-Her piercing got
tangled in the thorns...
-[animal roars]
377
00:16:02,041 --> 00:16:05,464
and sure enough,
a forest beast gobbled her up!
378
00:16:05,464 --> 00:16:07,466
She spent
the rest of her days
379
00:16:07,466 --> 00:16:09,759
wishing she had listened
to her mother,
380
00:16:09,759 --> 00:16:11,591
who, by the way,
died of disappointment
381
00:16:11,591 --> 00:16:13,933
because her daughter
was so dumb.
382
00:16:13,933 --> 00:16:17,096
And that's why you should
always listen to your mother.
383
00:16:17,096 --> 00:16:20,189
Ma, that was...
pretty heavy.
384
00:16:20,189 --> 00:16:23,192
Of course it was!
That's what makes it good!
385
00:16:23,192 --> 00:16:26,866
You know what you call a story
without a moral? A poem!
386
00:16:26,866 --> 00:16:28,868
I'd like to see you
do better.
387
00:16:28,868 --> 00:16:30,910
You know what?
I think I can.
388
00:16:30,910 --> 00:16:32,702
I was getting hung up
on details before,
389
00:16:32,702 --> 00:16:34,243
but after hearing
some examples,
390
00:16:34,243 --> 00:16:36,075
I think I got
the hang of it now.
391
00:16:36,075 --> 00:16:37,827
Good for you, Papa.
392
00:16:37,827 --> 00:16:40,169
Just don't forget to use
your imagination.
393
00:16:40,169 --> 00:16:43,382
My imagination, huh?
Well let's see.
394
00:16:43,382 --> 00:16:46,836
I imagine Phil was hungry
and wanted to cook a steak.
395
00:16:46,836 --> 00:16:48,928
But the steak was cold.
396
00:16:48,928 --> 00:16:52,181
[Nancy] Okay, he's got
a problem to solve. Good start.
397
00:16:52,181 --> 00:16:54,764
[Bill] So I imagine
he had a microwave.
398
00:16:54,764 --> 00:16:56,556
-[Nancy] What?
-[Bill] Yeah.
399
00:16:56,556 --> 00:16:58,768
And I imagine
it's got all the settings--
400
00:16:58,768 --> 00:17:01,310
reheat, defrost, potato.
401
00:17:01,310 --> 00:17:04,273
-Stop, stop, stop.
-I can't take it.
402
00:17:04,273 --> 00:17:06,105
I want to cut
my ears off.
403
00:17:06,105 --> 00:17:07,567
Tilly, why don't
you go next?
404
00:17:07,567 --> 00:17:09,488
-Aw, but--
-Don't worry, Papa.
405
00:17:09,488 --> 00:17:10,990
Just sit back, relax,
406
00:17:10,990 --> 00:17:12,652
and let Tilly
take a turn.
407
00:17:12,652 --> 00:17:14,283
-But I--
-See that guy over there?
408
00:17:14,283 --> 00:17:18,207
I'd like you to meet
Dr. Nelson P. Candycorn.
409
00:17:18,207 --> 00:17:20,580
The "P" stands for "Peanut."
410
00:17:22,461 --> 00:17:24,373
Dr. Candycorn lives
411
00:17:24,373 --> 00:17:26,335
in the crowded village
of Shoeville
412
00:17:26,335 --> 00:17:29,428
with his many, many,
beautiful children.
413
00:17:29,428 --> 00:17:33,432
But lately, their home
has grown a bit tight on space.
414
00:17:33,432 --> 00:17:35,595
Luckily, Dr. Candycorn
415
00:17:35,595 --> 00:17:37,767
was able to hatch
the perfect plan.
416
00:17:37,767 --> 00:17:39,729
"I'll fly to outer space."
417
00:17:47,777 --> 00:17:50,359
And so,
after a long journey,
418
00:17:50,359 --> 00:17:53,152
the doctor found
the perfect planet.
419
00:17:53,152 --> 00:17:56,365
[sneezes] However,
the whole planet was sick.
420
00:17:56,365 --> 00:17:57,867
And also a puppy.
421
00:17:57,867 --> 00:18:01,250
So, Dr. Candycorn played
his magic flute
422
00:18:01,250 --> 00:18:04,664
to call all his majestic
space whale friends.
423
00:18:04,664 --> 00:18:06,545
They danced so beautifully
424
00:18:06,545 --> 00:18:09,088
that they cured
the puppy planet's illness.
425
00:18:09,088 --> 00:18:11,801
And inside its mouth
were even more puppies,
426
00:18:11,801 --> 00:18:15,845
and one of them had
a human face.
427
00:18:15,845 --> 00:18:19,639
And then they all lived
happily ever after. The end.
428
00:18:19,639 --> 00:18:22,812
-It was weird, but it was funny.
-Well done, Tilly!
429
00:18:22,812 --> 00:18:24,523
Whoo!
That was a trip.
430
00:18:24,523 --> 00:18:26,145
Thanks, Mama.
431
00:18:26,145 --> 00:18:28,527
Every story needs
a little whimsy.
And puppies.
432
00:18:28,527 --> 00:18:31,150
Yeah, that was great. Of course,
nothing really exploded,
433
00:18:31,150 --> 00:18:34,363
but still pretty good,
you know, despite the fact
that nothing really exploded.
434
00:18:34,363 --> 00:18:36,285
Well, that's enough
lollygagging.
435
00:18:36,285 --> 00:18:38,738
Sun's going down,
and I gotta put on
my night creams.
436
00:18:38,738 --> 00:18:40,449
Yep. Let's go.
437
00:18:40,449 --> 00:18:42,872
Those were really
cool stories, guys.
438
00:18:42,872 --> 00:18:45,454
Oh, this family's full
of great storytellers.
439
00:18:45,454 --> 00:18:48,087
-Now, wait just a minute.
-[all] Hmm?
440
00:18:48,087 --> 00:18:49,799
I'm not done
telling my story.
441
00:18:49,799 --> 00:18:52,341
-You mean there's more?
-Sorry, Bill.
442
00:18:52,341 --> 00:18:55,304
It's just getting late,
and we're all a little tired.
443
00:18:55,304 --> 00:18:57,056
Just give me
one last try.
444
00:18:57,056 --> 00:18:59,138
Fine, but you better not
screw it up,
445
00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:01,891
or else I'll disown you.
446
00:19:01,891 --> 00:19:04,894
O-Okay, I'll make it quick.
Here we go.
447
00:19:04,894 --> 00:19:06,525
When we last saw Phil,
448
00:19:06,525 --> 00:19:08,317
he was waiting on his steak
to finish cooking.
449
00:19:08,317 --> 00:19:10,820
-[all groan]
-[gasps]
450
00:19:10,820 --> 00:19:13,032
[thinking] Dang it, Bill,
you're losing them already.
451
00:19:13,032 --> 00:19:14,824
Think, Bill, think!
452
00:19:14,824 --> 00:19:17,236
What would the boy do?
453
00:19:17,236 --> 00:19:20,489
All of a sudden,
Phil's microwave came to life!
454
00:19:20,489 --> 00:19:23,492
Then the monster
burst through his house!
455
00:19:23,492 --> 00:19:25,584
[roars]
456
00:19:25,584 --> 00:19:27,626
It put itself
on the highest setting
457
00:19:27,626 --> 00:19:29,749
and started torching
the neighborhood!
458
00:19:29,749 --> 00:19:33,052
[Cricket] Whoa! Now, that's
what I call action! Aah!
459
00:19:33,052 --> 00:19:35,214
[Bill] Phil knew he had
to do something, but what?
460
00:19:35,214 --> 00:19:38,057
He was just a boring old man.
But maybe...
461
00:19:38,057 --> 00:19:39,719
Maybe he wasn't! Yeah!
462
00:19:39,719 --> 00:19:42,641
Maybe he was a retired
fire-fighter the whole time!
463
00:19:42,641 --> 00:19:45,604
[Nancy]
Oh, cool. What an awesome
character detail.
464
00:19:45,604 --> 00:19:49,068
[Bill] So Phil set to work
saving his neighbors.
465
00:19:49,068 --> 00:19:50,860
[Nancy] All right!
466
00:19:50,860 --> 00:19:55,024
[Bill] But his renegade
appliance had other plans.
467
00:19:55,024 --> 00:19:58,157
Phil fought bravely,
but he was no match
for the microwave's
468
00:19:58,157 --> 00:20:01,080
five billion watts
of destructive power!
469
00:20:01,080 --> 00:20:03,322
He was running out of options,
but luckily,
470
00:20:03,322 --> 00:20:05,414
something whimsical happened.
471
00:20:05,414 --> 00:20:08,878
His friends from outer space
arrived as reinforcements!
472
00:20:08,878 --> 00:20:11,881
[Tilly] Always nice
to have a little whimsy.
473
00:20:15,384 --> 00:20:17,636
[Bill] With the microwave
monster distracted,
474
00:20:17,636 --> 00:20:19,638
Phil knew exactly
what to do.
475
00:20:19,638 --> 00:20:22,261
Sometimes the best solution
is the simplest one.
476
00:20:23,973 --> 00:20:25,975
[powering down]
477
00:20:25,975 --> 00:20:28,557
[Cricket] Oh, my gosh,
does it? Does it?
478
00:20:28,557 --> 00:20:30,730
[Bill] Yep.
479
00:20:30,730 --> 00:20:32,611
It explodes.
480
00:20:32,611 --> 00:20:34,483
[Cricket] All right!
481
00:20:34,483 --> 00:20:37,777
[Bill] And so, the microwave
monster was destroyed!
482
00:20:37,777 --> 00:20:39,318
[all cheer]
483
00:20:39,318 --> 00:20:41,620
-[Bill] But so was the town.
-[all] Aw.
484
00:20:41,620 --> 00:20:44,283
[Bill] Luckily,
Phil's mom told him
to buy insurance.
485
00:20:44,283 --> 00:20:48,247
-And he listened to her,
so everything was fixed.
-[all cheer]
486
00:20:48,247 --> 00:20:51,080
And that's why you always
listen to your mother.
487
00:20:51,080 --> 00:20:53,923
[Gramma] Finally.
The lesson.
488
00:20:53,923 --> 00:20:57,426
And they all lived
happily ever after. The end.
489
00:20:57,426 --> 00:20:58,758
[cheering, exclaiming]
490
00:20:58,758 --> 00:21:00,800
Papa, that was fantastic!
491
00:21:00,800 --> 00:21:02,641
Very creative.
492
00:21:02,641 --> 00:21:04,934
I wouldn't read the book,
but I'd see the movie.
493
00:21:04,934 --> 00:21:06,936
Aw, thanks.
I guess creativity's
494
00:21:06,936 --> 00:21:08,938
all about finding
the right inspiration.
495
00:21:08,938 --> 00:21:11,480
And for me, that's,
well, all of you.
496
00:21:11,480 --> 00:21:13,652
Bravo, Dad.
Well put, well put.
497
00:21:13,652 --> 00:21:15,694
That said,
I do have some notes
about your treatment
498
00:21:15,694 --> 00:21:17,736
of my creation, Falcon Tuxedo.
499
00:21:17,736 --> 00:21:19,568
First of all, Falcon would
never need to be saved.
500
00:21:19,568 --> 00:21:21,200
Also, he's immune to fire.
501
00:21:21,200 --> 00:21:22,992
And his bow tie
is a throwing star.
502
00:21:22,992 --> 00:21:24,904
That never came up,
but I figured
I'd mention it here.
503
00:21:24,904 --> 00:21:27,076
[scoffs]
What's their story?
504
00:21:27,076 --> 00:21:29,078
Eh, tourists.
505
00:21:30,910 --> 00:21:33,292
♪ I got sweat in my eyes ♪
506
00:21:33,292 --> 00:21:36,876
♪ I lost a bet and got bit
By a hundred flies ♪
507
00:21:36,876 --> 00:21:39,678
♪ And I fell out
A big, old tree ♪
508
00:21:39,678 --> 00:21:42,972
♪ Hit every branch
And scraped up both my knees ♪
509
00:21:42,972 --> 00:21:46,595
♪ A got chased by a dog
Bit by a frog ♪
510
00:21:46,595 --> 00:21:50,309
♪ Got a rash on my legs
Dropped a dozen eggs ♪
511
00:21:50,309 --> 00:21:53,853
♪ I got splinters
At seven and 10 ♪
512
00:21:53,853 --> 00:21:56,695
♪ And tomorrow
I'll do it all again ♪
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