All language subtitles for VER Bai Ji Kuttange (2022)_track3_[eng]

"Behave properly
otherwise Baiji will thrash hard."

"Baiji will thrash you all hard."

'It is said that there are
seven wonders in this world.'

'We are witness to those seven.'

'You will be happy to know
that all seven are here today.'

'Let me introduce them to you.
Beware.'

'The passenger is responsible
for his own luggage'

'Because the first wonder
is very dangerous.'

'He is the owner of this mansion
Yaadwinder Singh.'

'People respectfully address him
as Baiji.'

'He has his own set of rules
on which he does not compromise.'

'Another specialty of Baiji is'

'that he is very fond
of imparting knowledge.'

'And whenever he imparts knowledge,
he imparts by the kilometer'

'If rumors are to be believed then'

'Baiji killed half of his enemies
by imparting knowledge to them.'

'This is our second wonder.'

'Baiji's younger sister Aman.'

'Baiji loves her a lot.'

'And she loves imported things
even if they are fake.'

'Just like this pistol.'

'This is Baiji's Biji.'

'Old model in new style.'

'Just like old wine in new bottle.'

'Biji is very fond of watching TV.'

'People say that she has got spoilt
by watching too much TV.'

'Meet our beautiful fourth wonder.'

'She is Biji's
physiotherapist Harleen.'

'In some time you will come to know'

'what she up to is under
the pretext of physiotherapy.'

Sorry Biji.

Greetings, Baiji.

Biji, why do you keep
watching TV the entire day?

Your eyesight is already very weak.

What are you saying?

I cannot hear anything.

I watch TV with just an idea.

Meenu.
- Yes, Baiji.

Where is Biji's hearing machine?

Land?

I have transferred
the land in your name.

Nothing remains with me.

Nothing. Land, land, land...

Greedy dog like your father.

Baiji, Biji again got her
machine washed in surf yesterday.

I tried hard to stop Biji.

I told her that this machine
would get spoiled with water.

She said that she is
the queen of this house

and only her order
will be complied with.

Baiji, she gave the order
but the machine got spoiled.

Yes, Baiji.

Baiji, the boys who had gone
to take control of the NRI's factory

have come back after being thrashed.

"Oh, no."

You are five and
they were just fifteen.

Rascals, even then you got thrashed.

You must have thought that Baiji
would be happy and praise you all.

Baiji, I think I have
heard this dialogue before.

You don't have to kill my dialogue,
you have to kill people.

The amount of ammunition with

which I had sent you take
control of the factory with

that much ammunition I would have
got Kashmir freed from Pakistan.

Baiji, Kashmir is
already a part of us.

"Baiji... oh no."

Yes Baiji, Kashmir is with us.

"Baiji..."

Whatever I know is only known by me.

All I know is that
you do not know anything.

If you knew everything
then you must also be knowing

that what Baiji does with
those who come back unsuccessful.

But Baiji you do not know
why did we come back unsuccessful.

Baiji...

Sorry Baiji. Really sorry Baiji.

No problem.

It is courageous enough
to escape from so many people.

Baiji, our driver
Bhinda betrayed us.

He ran away with the van
containing ammunition.

Bhinda...

"Baiji..."

Hey, I will count till three.

If you do not vacate the factory,
then I will not count the bullets.

One...

Two...

Baiji, you said
that you will count till three.

I usually turn back
on my commitment.

What are you looking at rascals?
Thrash him.

"Baiji..."

"Baiji..."

"Baiji got angry."

"I started trembling."

"Baiji got angry."

"I started trembling."

"I may get fever."

"Baiji will thrash hard..."

"Behave properly
otherwise Baiji will thrash hard."

"Behave properly
otherwise Baiji will thrash hard."

"The one whom Baiji thrashes."

"Never gets up again."

"Baiji has experience
and he will thrash hard."

"Behave properly
otherwise Baiji will thrash hard."

Chhote.

Think before you thrash me?

Do you think I am scared of you?

Am I scared of you?

Baiji, I am saying
that I am scared of you.

Baiji, I made a mistake.
Give me another chance.

You will surely get a chance.

But that will be
given by this pistol.

Baiji, don't forget that I had gone
with you to buy this pistol.

I remember that

but now I want to see whether
pistol remembers that or not.

I will count till three.

If you can escape and save your life
then do it.

But Baiji,
this time count till three.

His death is near
so he is running away.

He thinks he will save himself.

One.

Two.

Three.

That rascal escaped.

Just a difference
of four feet was left.

Nowadays there is adulteration
in weapons also.

They do not have that much strength.

The bullet doesn't end up
hitting the aim.

But earlier the
bullet hit the bottle.

That time also there
was a difference of four feet.

I had shot the bullet at Bhinda's
thigh but it hit the bottle.

Is it my duty to explain you?
- No, no...

Till the registry of this factory
is not done,

its control is your responsibility.

This driver is gone.

Find another driver.

'This is Buta Singh.'

'Our fifth wonder.'

'He is not a wonder
but call him a sample.'

'Such a sample that even'

'God would not have been able
to make someone like him again.'

'People lovingly call him
Buta Jhoota or Buta Gabbi.'

'But Buta does not say
anything to anyone.'

Mr. Buta Singh.

You are again two hours late today.

No, not two hours but I am
two hours and nine minutes late.

But if you think I am at
fault in this, I am not at fault.

Yes, of course it is not your
fault but that of scooter's.

It must have broken down
again today. Isn't it?

It is not even the fault of scooter.
What will the scooter do?

Only I know how I am
dragging this scooter since long.

Your company does not pay me
enough that I buy a scooter.

Thanks to my in-laws
who gave me scooter in dowry.

I will have to marry again
if I think of buying a new scooter.

Raju, show him.

The black color is not going well
with this turban...

it should have been
some other color.

Forget about the black color
but look at your evil deed.

Grease.

Don't think yourself
to be very smart.

Do you think I had no idea
that you are making my video?

My scooter broke down.

If I had not applied grease

then your video
would have become useless.

I knew
you will show this video to boss.

If it did not have any matter,

then neither boss nor you would
be able to understand anything.

So kind of you to think about boss.

Now do you want boss
to come and fire you

or will you leave at my order?

I respect you a lot.

I will leave if you have fired me.

In future if you do not get
an employee of my level

then you can call me back.

You can call me
even in the middle of the night.

I will come in the morning

as it would be difficult
to come late at night.

Will you leave on your own
or shall I kick you?

There is no need to kick me.
I'll go.

Okay.

'This is Buta's wife Pammi.'

'She is Buta's
only wife according to law.'

'But she is equivalent to 10.'

'As she insults Buta
ten times a day.'

Take.

This had fallen.

Even those people fired you?

Do you have any shame?

There is nothing in your house.

Your younger sister
is of marriageable age.

Idiot, your wife has never worn
anything nice.

Rascal, can't you work at one place?

Again you have been kicked out.

No. I did not let them kick me.

They fired me from job
and I came back in reverse.

I did not give them
a chance to kick me.

At least, upgrade your curses.

What respect will we have
if neighbors listen?

My grandmother
use to curse me like this.

I cannot understand whether
I am your husband or grandson.

I will tell you.

I will tell you
what relation you have with me.

Listen to me.

Wait, listen to me.
- Idiot, stupid...

Idiot.
- Listen to me.

Listen to me.

I can't show my face
in society any more.

You have hurt me terribly.

What have I done?

I married you and since then
you have gained 28 kg weight.

Oh, God! Again you are saying lies.

I have gained only 26kg weight.
You rascal...

'She is our seventh wonder, Gagan.'

'She is Buta's younger sister and
she is also a tube light (duffer)'

'She retaliates late but
when she does she is amazing.'

Sister-in-law, what are you doing?

Make him understand.

You could not hit brother even once.

Hit him properly.

You are right.

Idiot, rascal...
- Listen.

Why are you instigating,
sister-in-law?

Idiot, rascal...
- Listen to me.

Shameless,
again you are being thrashed today.

Excuse yourself someday.
- Come and help me to escape.

I have to give you so much money.
At lease have some respect.

You should have made
two glasses of lemonade.

Someone else may also wish to drink.

I shall make Rooh
Afza for you later.

You are still angry with me
about being fired from the job.

What is the problem if I go
two-four hours late in the morning?

I also come back two hours
early to make up for it.

Actually that manager
does not like my face.

That is why he has fired me.

If anyone could fire someone
because of looks

then I would have thrown you
out of the house long ago.

Tell me what is your problem
and what do you want from me.

Money.

That's it.

Because of money you are
insulting such a great person

Just get aside... get aside...

My money?

This is my family matter and
you are talking about your money.

Don't interfere. Keep quiet.

Why are you bothered to
whom am I giving your money?

Take this money and be happy.

What are you doing, brother?

Does it look nice to loot
a few thousands from friends?

Listen to what she is saying?

If you wish to loot
then loot lakhs of rupees.

Now you listen to her.

Brother, return him the money.

And instead you can break my FD.

At least, ration for three-four
months can be bought with that.

We will not break your FD.

No one in this house will
talk about breaking her FD.

Why?

This is my order.

Okay sister-in-law,
then we will sell my bangles.

Great and intelligent idea.

Shakespeare has rightly said

that if you do not have
solution to a problem

then you yourself are a big problem.

Brother,
Shakespeare did not say this.

Why not? He should have said this.

He thinks himself to be intelligent.

They do not say good things
and think themselves to be scholars.

It is my order to
sell these bangles.

Those bangles cannot be sold.

Why can't those bangles be sold?

I bought it for her.

They are artificial.

Sister-in-law,

unnecessarily I am keeping
them safe in the locker.

Shame on my family.

You have locked Rs. 20 worth bangles
in a locker worth Rs. 250.

Let's not sit among
these penniless people.

Let's go out and sit in fresh air.
- Let's go.

Shall I make lemonade for you?

Leave it sister-in-law.

I do not have faith on you.

You might put artificial
lemon in that.

Buta, till when will all this go on?

Why don't you take
any job seriously?

I take every job seriously
but no job takes me seriously.

I felt very bad

when Gagan told you to break
her FD to run the house.

I felt happy when you said
that no one will break her FD.

But you will again
feel bad on hearing

that I have already broken that FD.

What?

Don't give such an expression.

The FD was for Rs. 30,000

and you are giving an expression
as if it was of 2.5 lakhs.

I did not break the FD for fun.

I wanted to give money
to someone for a job.

Neither did I get the job
nor was that man seen ever.

Daara, you work with
such a great personality

and by now you must have
got acquainted with rich people.

Recommend my name
to someone for job.

If I wish I can talk
directly with Baiji.

But I am scared of your stupidity.

Baiji is ever ready to shoot
even for petty matters.

A bullet kills a person once

but because of these household
problems and taunts I die every day.

I may laugh out on many things

but this is true that Gagan
is of marriageable age.

Pammi is also fed up of me.

Buddy, please find a job for me.

I will not do anything wrong.

Yaad is showing his class.

He has forgotten

that I brought him in this line.
I did.

I have introduced him
to every police officer,

goon and politician of this city.

Now he is doing what he wishes
for instead of thanking me.

Sandhu's factory is
at a very opportune location.

It is a deal worth crores.
- Shall I say something, Mr. Grewal?

Baiji is not worthy of having faith.

Look at me. I was his right hand.

What not have I done for him?
And he shot at me.

He is an ungrateful person.

He is new in this line
and thinks himself to be great.

But he does not know that
master is after all a master.

Good you came here Bhinda.

No one can harm you now.

Hello, sister...

clever and problematic.

Tell me.
- Good news.

Your dear brother
is coming to India.

Why do you want to come to India?

Can't you stay there?

Very often you come here
to spend Baiji's money.

This time I will come
and thrash you hard.

Give the phone to Baiji.

He did not receive my call.

It is urgent madam.

Of course you would want
him to book your ticket.

What else an international
beggar like you has to say?

Excuse me.

I am an international student.

Beggars are those who ask me
to get things for them.

As now you would ask me to get.

I have sent you
my entire list on whatsapp.

If you miss out on anything
then I will thrash you hard.

You will thrash me.
International beggar.

Drop by drop I drank
the entire bottle.

I don't know what pain I had.

Seeing the empty bottle

I cannot make out
whether it was vodka or rum.

Wow! What a poetry!

I was very small when those
goons killed my brave father.

Later my mother also died.

What was my age at that time?

How old were you, Baiji?
- 21 years.

I was 21 years old.

See. 21 is a very young age.

At that age a person

doesn't even know
how to wipe his nose

but life took you for a ride.

Then I got angry
and killed each one of them.

Did I kill them or not?

Look. There is no one
in comparison to our Baiji.

Greetings, Baiji.

Didn't I kill each one of them?

You did not spare any one of them.

17 people...

No, 11
- You...

They must be 17.

You did not give
me a chance to count.

You shot at them
as soon as you reached there.

That is the case. That is the case.

I have found a new driver, Baiji,

Call him.
- Okay.

'Make me talk to Baiji now.'

I will. Wait.

Baiji, this was it.
I swear I did not drink.

Baiji, Vicky is on line.
He is coming to India.

Vicky is coming.

I want to talk to him.
- Here he is.

Hello. Welcome to India
my younger brother.

Oh, wow! English?

I think Baiji is in full mood today.

I think you've had big pegs.

It is nonsense to count
chapattis and eat.

And it is a total nonsense
to count pegs and drink.

You know very well that your
brother doesn't like anything

by counting and measurement.

When you flying?

Baiji, I fly on Sunday
and reaching India on Monday.

Coming with foreigner.
He knows little Punjabi.

Hey, foreigner...
Sam, come and say hi to Baiji.

I am not bad at heart.
I am Sam from Canada.

Greetings, Baiji.

He is really a foreigner.
He speaks Punjabi as well.

Greetings, foreigner brother.

Baiji, he too has just finished
studies and likes Punjabi a lot.

He said he too wants
to learn Punjabi.

That is why he is coming
with me to Punjab.

I have taught him all the bad words.

And now Aman will teach him
rest of Punjabi.

We will teach him such Punjabi
that he will forget his English.

Okay Baiji, bye. See you soon.

Bye Baiji.

Good bye.
- Bye Aman.

So you did not tell me
that you are coming to India.

No problem,
I will welcome you in a grand way.

Biji, it is fine.

No, it is wrong.

No Biji, I have taken
the reading very carefully.

Your BP is absolutely fine.

I have also taken
the reading carefully.

All your intentions are wrong.

Are you in love with someone?

What are you talking, Biji?

Look here.
Look into my eyes and talk.

You are not single.
You are in a relationship.

You will be of no use now.

That is not the case, Biji.

Why not?
You must be of 23-24 years old.

Till when will you remain single?

Aren't you ashamed of it?

Stupid girl.

Everyone else except me knows
that you are coming to India.

Why didn't you tell me?
Don't I have any importance?

My dear, I had thought
of giving you a surprise.

I shall come and
stand in front of you.

But Aman is a bit crazy.

Your entire family is crazy.

And I am the craziest of all,
working as a servant here.

Not a servant but you are
the younger queen of the house.

Not only of that house but you are
the queen of my heart as well.

On the face of it
I am really important.

But the reality would hit
when Baiji comes to know about it.

You know well

Baiji keeps only professional
relationships with his employees.

If Baiji comes to know
that I have broken the rule

then he would shoot me.

So what if he shoots you?

Can't you take a bullet for me?
That is ridiculous.

Say hi to my friend Sam.

Hello, sister-in-law. Greetings.

To hell with you, you idiot, liar...

You should be cursed, stupid...

You did not even spare
the FD of your sister.

By working hard she had
saved it for her marriage.

What did you do with money?

Which pig have you
given the money to?

I gave money to your pig brother.
- My brother?

Daara, your loving brother
looted Rs. 30,000 from me under

the pretext of getting me
a permanent job.

He took the money
but did not find a job for me.

I will break his legs
if he comes in front of me.

Here I am.

Break my legs.

No. No. Who is going to break legs?
It is just a thing to say.

I was just telling them.
Rs. 30,000 that I gave you.

You would refuse to have
taken that money from me.

I know that I have given you.

I would repeatedly say that
I had given and you would refuse.

They will get confused
whether I had given or not.

I had given or not.
- Stop talking nonsense.

I have talked to Baiji
about your job of a driver.

Just remember one thing.

Your drama and lies
are not going to work there.

Baiji will shoot you immediately.

Brother, get him a job with Baiji.
So what if he shoots him?

I will have to wear white clothes.

What are you saying, sister-in-law?

Will you look beautiful
in white clothes?

No one believes
these things nowadays.

You will continue
to wear colorful clothes.

Oh my duffer sister.

She is talking about
your brother's death.

Will you ever use the brain
that God has given

or will you return it to him unused?

I will work with Baiji
if you talked to him about me.

That is not a big deal.

Ask Baiji to come
and meet me anytime tomorrow.

Listen to what he is saying.

Okay, if Baiji is busy
then I will go and meet him.

I don't have that kind of ego.

I do not have ego problem.

Tell him that I will come
at exact 11 o'clock.

Or I will come at the time
Baiji calls me.

We don't have any
third option. Okay.

Let me go and wash my undergarments.

I have to start
driving from tomorrow.

Here comes Baiji.

Greetings, Baiji.

"Baiji!"

"Oh no"

Baiji, I have brought him
in place of Bhinda.

Why did we kill Bhinda?

Baiji, we did not kill him but
thrashed him hard and threw him out.

Baiji, do you kill people as well?

Not daily.

But when my mood is bad
then I kill one or two people.

Where were you working earlier?

I have worked at
many places earlier.

I have had experience of many
kinds of work at different places.

That means you could
not stay for long anywhere.

You have tucked your shirt in
from front and out from back.

This shows that you
are double faced person.

I have tucked it in because of you.

You should have good personality
when you have to work

and walk with a person like you.

And I have kept it out from back
so that I can hide weapons as

I have to walk and work with you.

"Baiji!"

Hey!
We never thought about this thing.

That is why I have brought him.

I have learnt all this things
from underworld.

I mean I keep searching on Google.

You can use Google as well?

Driving cars is not enough
to work with great people.

You should know
how to use Google as well.

Daara, you have brought
an intelligent person

otherwise till now
we had hired duffer people.

That is why I have brought him.

Yes Daara,
you have tested people well.

Let's talk about my knowledge.

Let me tell you something about you.

Why do you pick
up your pistol often?

This shows how fast
a decision maker you are.

You take decisions quickly.

You sit comfortably
against the chair

because you have
a lot of confidence in you.

Why have you worn this blue outfit?

I know why have I worn it?
You tell me.

So you are testing a poor person.
Okay, I will tell you.

What is blue?

Sky. The sky is vast... big.

Your heart is also very vast. It
is quite evitable from blue outfit.

Blue color is my favorite as well.

Baiji, that day you broke
the arms of the tailor

for stitching this color shirt.

Today, after wearing it
I have come to know

that blue color is my favorite.

Okay.

Okay.
- Forget everything.

None of them must be aware of it
but I know

why you have got your
house painted yellow.

I know why I have got
the house painted yellow.

If you already know then why bother.

No no, you tell us why.

We should also know
if you know anything or not.

What is of yellow color? Tell me.

Turmeric?
- No, no...

Gram flour?

Come out of turmeric,
gram flour and think.

Mustard flowers are
of yellow color, Baiji.

Mustard seeds is extracted from them

and from those seeds
mustard oil is extracted.

Anything to which mustard oil
is applied become slippery.

You are like mustard oil.

You just slip away
from any situation.

Hug me, buddy. You won my heart.

Daara, the man you have
got is very intelligent.

That is why I got him.

Henceforth,
you are my advisor as well.

My brother and his friend
are coming from foreign.

You have to get them from airport.

Should I go and get them?

I have hired you as a driver.

I have given you additional
charge of an advisor.

Okay then, I will go and get them.

He is Daara, Mr. Grewal.

Baiji's right hand.

Other than him
there are 10 people here.

He has made proper arrangement.

Find out what his intentions are.

As of now he is waiting
for the owner of the factory.

When he comes

then he would get power of attorney
in his name for the amount

which would be half of market value.

And then he will
sell it at high rate.

Get in touch with the owner
of the factory somehow.

We are ready to give him more
money if he decided to deal with us.

I shall find out about this.

Take the car back.

India is good.
- Yes.

If I want to tell someone

that you are good
then how do I say it in Punjabi.

I had told you, buddy.

You will say,
"You are very useless."

What?

You are very useless.

You are very useless. Wow!
- Yes.

Wow! How do I say wow in Punjabi?

Wow is to hell with you?

To hell with you.
- Yes.

To hell with you.
- Okay.

Dear, why are you teaching
wrong Punjabi to the foreigner?

Brother, he was insisting

so I thought of getting him here
and teaching him Punjabi.

Dear, I have heard that a man
marries a man in foreign country.

That is very common there.

Is he your friend or wife?

You...
you just keep quiet and drive.

Younger son has arrived.

Younger son has arrived.

Younger son has arrived.

Come on dear. Great.
- Come on.

Baiji.
- Here comes my younger brother.

You have become weaker.

Greet grandmother first.

Salutations, Biji.

Live a long life
and enjoy your youth.

Hello.
- Hello.

How do you do, Mr. Foreigner?

Baiji, his name is Sam.

Whatever it may be
but he is a foreigner.

How are you, man?

I am fine.

To hell with you. You are useless.

What?

Sam, this line was
not meant for Baiji.

Baiji, I had taught
some sentences in Punjabi.

Sometimes he makes a mistake.

Make him understand.

Otherwise, I will make
his condition such that

he will not come to remember
his country. Kenya or Canada.

Go and enjoy delicacies
made for you.

Why do you want to
get thrashed by Baiji?

What? Did I say something wrong?

What I said downstairs
was taught to me by Vicky.

Vicky taught you wrong.

Wrong?

Useless means waste.

Waste?

To hell with you is an abuse.

You insulted Baiji.

Oh, my God.

I will kill Vicky.

Okay, I have to apologize to Baiji.

But in right Punjabi now. Okay?
- Yes.

You should apologize to Baiji.

I will teach you.

I will teach you.
- Okay.

First you say.
Baiji, you are so nice.

Baiji...

You are so nice.

Baiji, you are so nice.

That means Baiji, you are so nice.

Okay.

Baiji, you are so nice.
Baiji, you are so nice.

Yes.
- Baiji...

Aman, you are so nice.

Thank you.

Bhola.
- Yes.

Do you know the
history of foreigners?

I don't know Baiji.

Okay then, listen from me.

At first India and England
were one country.

When Sikander attacked
then both countries got divided.

But Baiji,
I have never heard this in history.

Oh, yes.

I had heard it in fifth class book.

It was long back.
I must have forgotten.

What is the worst thing
about foreigners?

They don't wash their hands
after passing stool.

Dirty people.
- Dirty people Baiji.

Dirty.
- Very dirty, Baiji.

Give me the gun.
- Yes.

Baiji, the foreigner is here.

Welcome, Mr. Foreigner.

Have a seat.

Sit down. Sit.
- Okay.

How do you do?

I am fine. Thank you, Baiji.

I am very sorry for saying
bad words to you.

Vicky had taught me that.

But Baiji, you are so nice.

Great foreigner.
You speak Punjabi so well.

I mean, you speak good Punjabi.
Good. Cira.

CIRA.

Thank you, Baiji.
Aman taught me good Punjabi.

Baiji, he is saying
that I have taught him.

Our family has taught to many people
then why not this foreigner.

Thank you, Baiji.

Bhola.
- Yes, Bhaiji.

We need to change
the culture of this foreigner.

How will we do that?

Keep toilet mug in his bathroom.

Okay, Baiji. Okay.

Pammi, Gagu...

Wow!

Why is the candle burning?

Whose birthday are you celebrating?

We are not celebrating
birthday but mourning.

For last three months neither
electricity bill has been paid

nor house rent.

The landlord had come

and he disconnected
the electricity supply.

We have not paid rent and
electricity bill for three months

and he disconnected the supply.

Last time,
he disconnected after five months.

He has no fix timings.

Didn't you tell him that
your husband has got a job?

I told him.
- Then?

Then he laughed.

He said that he gets
a job thrice in a month.

But does not get salary even once.

He was saying something else also.

No problem.
People say bad words. Don't bother.

Along with bad words he was
saying something else also.

What else is in fashion now?
Mainly it is bad words.

What was he saying?

He called me Pam.

Did he call you Pam?

How dare that rascal call you Pam?
What else was he saying?

He called me Pam.

Did he just say Pam
or said something else?

What did he say?

He asked me to do something.

What to do? What to do?

He asked me to do a job.

He said that this man

will not be able to change
the situation of the house.

Will he tell us how the situation
of our house will change?

Is he very intelligent?
What does he think of himself?

His moustaches are
so small and thin. Rascal.

He is very stingy.

No problem.

I am thinking of
finding a job for Gagan.

Brother, job for me?

Sister-in-law, did you hear
the same thing me?

Yes. Now your brother
has made the base.

And will manipulate things.

You will get trapped in his talks
as I have been trapped all my life.

I will manipulate
things but for good.

Just wait and watch.

Where are you looking
for a job for me, brother?

I am still thinking
where you will get a job.

Look, now enjoy what he says.

Here she comes.

Come here. Come here.

Vicky, what are you doing?

Leave me.

I have not held you to leave.

Why have you held me?

Some things need not be spoken.

And some things are not
to be done before marriage.

Don't hold me if you cannot speak.

Why does a person hold someone?

To hug you and make you mine.

If you want to make me yours
then we have to get married.

Why are girls always
in a hurry to get married?

Don't worry. We will get married.

But there is something
called romance.

Let us first enjoy
that to the fullest.

"I shall buy beautiful bangles
for my beloved."

"I shall buy beautiful bangles
for my beloved."

"You are proud
of your fair complexion"

"but I am fan of your figure."

"You are proud of
your fair complexion"

"but I am fan of your figure."

"Today, you may demand
diamond jewelry from me."

"Forget about I-phone,
you may demand car from me."

"Today, you may demand
diamond jewelry from me."

"Forget about I-phone,
you may demand car from me."

"For you, your lover..."

"For you, your lover has kept
all his earnings to spend on you."

"I shall buy beautiful bangles
for my beloved."

"You are proud of
your fair complexion"

"but I am fan of your figure."

"I am fan of your figure."

"Choose the colour
of your skirt today."

"I shall get you a tight top
stitched from your waist."

"Choose the colour
of your skirt today."

"I shall get you a tight top
stitched from your waist."

"Tell me about the boutique..."

"Tell me about the boutique"

"from where you need
to get embroidery done."

"I shall buy beautiful bangles
for my beloved."

"You are proud
of your fair complexion"

"but I am fan of your figure."

"I shall buy beautiful bangles
for my beloved."

"You are proud
of your fair complexion"

"but I am fan of your figure."

Vicky.

That ordinary girl is standing
so close to our boy from Canada.

She will put lice in his head.

What is happening?

Baiji, I had come
to check Harleen's BP.

He means to say,
that I had come to check his BP.

Yes.

First both of you decide
who was checking whose BP.

Baiji, I...

Where is your BP checking machine?

Here it is with me, Baiji.

Baiji, this is for checking high BP.

You can come to know
about low BP from your pulse.

Isn't it, Aman?

Yes Baiji. If therapist understands
the patient's heart

then BP can be checked
by holding hand...

Shut up.

I did not understand you, girl.

You came here to
straighten Biji's legs

and now you are looking
into your interest.

Before Baiji says anything,

let me tell you that your service
has been terminated.

Get a cab.

Vicky is not going to drop you.
Isn't it Baiji?

How is this possible?

Who are you to fire Harleen
from her job?

Baiji will do whatever he wishes to.

Then consider as
if I am saying this.

You know that it is my rule.

You can only have professional
relationship with an employee

and not personal.

This girl has broken my rule
so she cannot stay in this house.

Hello.

Look down, my dear.

What are you doing here?

I am calling my darling.

You could have done
that from your home as well.

But I could not see you from home.

Don't do buttering.

What are you going to get
by looking at me?

Baiji has fired me from job.

He has fired you from job
but not from my heart.

And he cannot do that.

You are my life
and future wife, dear.

Stop getting angry
and come down quickly.

We are going on a date.

We are going on a date

but have brought this
foreigner along with you.

Listen to me.

Till Baiji does not accept
our relationship

no meeting, no dating.

No problem.

First I will make him accept
our relationship and then go out.

Bye.
- Bye, baby.

I think she has
refused to go with you.

Yes.
- Why?

She said date after marriage.

Date after marriage?
Isn't that funny?

Yes, everything is funny here.

You date someone,
marry someone else,

after marriage love someone else...
La ra, la ra...

What are you saying?

I am saying... you date someone,
marry someone else,

after marriage love
with someone else...

Let's go.

What did you say in the end?

In the end?
Lara Dutta married Brian Lara

so she became La, Ra, La ra...

To hell with that.

Buta was right in saying

that I easily believe in people
and they break my faith.

Harleen has not only broken
the rule but my faith as well.

Don't get angry
on what I say, Baiji.

It is entirely your fault.

Explain clearly what nonsense
statement you just made.

If I like it I will appreciate,
otherwise shoot you.

Baiji, what I meant was that

you easily believe people

without even judging
about their faithfulness.

I do not have faith on you, by God.

Before believing in
someone you should find out

from a reliable source
about their faithfulness.

The girl that you had hired

did not know what duty
is she doing and at which place.

Such a girl is needed
who is intelligent,

experienced and knows
the traditions of this house.

She should know the dignity
and nobility of this house.

Just find out amongst your employees
that someone's sister or daughter

would be a physiotherapist.

I know of a girl and she is my...

No...

Two members of the same
family cannot work here.

This is my rule too.

When two members of the
same family work at one place

then they do not do
work but hatch conspiracies.

Okay.

Do you know that those who cheated
my father were our two employees?

Okay.
- And they were father and son.

It is your duty to find
a physiotherapist for Biji.

Keep this in mind.
- Yes.

That she should not be
a relative of our employee.

Okay?
- Okay.

She shouldn't be a sister as well...

Okay... a sister is also a relative.

It did not strike me.

He takes out pistol at every moment

just like people take out
handkerchief while having cold.

To hell with that.
This is a foolish thing.

What kind of rule is this?

No two people of the
same family can work there.

Brother, that girl was
a physiotherapist there

and you want me to take her place.

I do not even know
the spelling of physiotherapy.

Physiotherapy is not difficult.

You just have to lift the arms
and legs of the patient.

And the point where the patient

starts screaming
you have to stop it.

Just remember at what
point the patient screamed.

Next day bring it back
just before that point.

And then the patient starts
saying that he is feeling better.

As it is his grandmother
is very fancy lady.

Do physiotherapy for 10 minutes

and rest of the time do make up.

Yes. Then there is no problem.

Problem is there of Baiji's rules.

I will get you a job there.

We will have to do one thing.

Oh, God. Be careful.

Don't lose your job
while trying to get her a job.

She will not be working there.

Sargun Bajwa will be working there.

I am Sargun Bajwa.

Why have you come here?

I am a physiotherapist
and have come for a job.

Come.

Greetings.

Civil hospital's nurse
sister Raman has sent me here.

Do you need a physiotherapist
for your Biji?

But I do not know any sister Raman.

You do not know her.
Mr. Gupta had told her.

The one who has a medical
store near Civil Hospital.

What?

I do not know Mr. Gupta.

Yes, you do not know Mr. Gupta.
Mr. Buta Singh told him about this.

And I do not know
who this Buta Singh is.

Do you know anyone
else in this city?

I know her, Baiji.
Her name is Sargun Bajwa.

She has done physiotherapy
course from Delhi.

She has won a gold medal.

Earlier she used to work
in Rohtak and then in Delhi.

Amazing bio data, Baiji.

I have hired you for the job.

Biji is inside and you can go in.

That is the door... go, go...

Yes.

"These crazy eyes"

"cannot survive without a beloved."

"The eyes are not able
to sleep at night"

"The eyes are not able to sleep
at night but just count stars."

Stop.

Rascal, how dare

you introduced Gagan as Sargun
and got here a job at Baiji's house?

People are scared
of even caged lions.

Only your friend has the courage
to go close to a lion.

Buta, you will be chopped
into pieces

if Baiji comes to know about it.

And I am also going
to get thrashing.

So what? Can't you
get thrashed for a friend?

I am ready to get thrashed
but what if he kills me.

Dear, in battlefield
along with warriors,

horses and elephants
are also killed.

How will it matter
if you are killed?

Listen to me.

You will have to suffer alone
for what you are doing.

I am not going to stand with you.

I know that.

But being my friend
will you do me a favor?

What?
- Just keep your mouth shut.

Rest Buta will handle.

"O beloved..."

You are a good girl.

I like you.

Dear, are you married or single?

I am single.

Is this the real status
or that of Facebook?

What?

The one who worked here earlier
also said the same thing.

She said she was single but
when the entire profile was revealed

then we came to know
that she is having an affair.

That too with my son.

She trapped him over the phone.

When my elder son came
to know then he fired her.

She was an employee, Biji.

So the entire anger
got vented out on her.

Even if both were at fault.

If she was an employee
then why did she do such a thing?

Why did Mr. Vicky
give her the liberty?

If she makes the first move

then it is obvious
that he will grab the opportunity.

You should have
explained it to her Biji

that she should not go near him.

It was obvious that he
would take advantage of her.

Madam, Baiji is calling
you in his room.

Biji, I will just be back.

Yes.

I think

she is also falling in love
with her own rules and regulations.

What are you doing, Baiji?

You have called an employee
in your room, that too a girl.

What will everyone think?

Forget about everyone else

but what will that employee girl
think about you.

Just give it a thought.

Okay, relax.

Whatever had to happen
has taken place.

I will make sure not to talk
any nonsense with that girl.

I will just talk
with her professionally

and no personal talks.

Sir, did you call me?

Yes... no, why would I call you?

But Meenu told me
that you called me.

Really? Did Meenu tell
you that I called you?

Yes.

But I don't remember
that I called you.

Okay then, I will leave.

Leave? No.
- What?

I remember
that I told Meenu to ask you

to meet me in your free time.

But I do not remember

why I told Meenu to ask you
to meet me in your free time.

No problem. Sometimes it happens

Does it happen sometimes?

Shall I leave?

Yes.

One minute.

When I remember why I called
you then I shall call you again.

Yaad.

Biji, did you call me?
- Yes.

Sit down.

Why don't you get married?

Biji, you know that
I have promised myself

that first I will settle
Vicky and Aman

and then think about myself.

When your wife comes then
she will also think along with you.

Look, I have found a girl for you.

Where? In a serial or on Redflix?

I would not let these girls
of Redflix enter my house.

I have found a girl Sargun for you.

Who Sargun?

Our employee Sargun.

This Sargun.
- Yes.

She is a very nice girl.
I really like her.

She is a simple girl.

Biji, do you know
she is our employee.

I only keep professional
relationship with my employees.

Then were you staring
at your mother secretly?

I know everything.

From the time
she has come in this house

you seem to have changed.

Biji, I have no feeling
for her in my heart.

It is my rule that my employee
will always remain my employee.

If you think I have feelings for her

then fire her from
job tomorrow morning.

Listen to me.

I will fire her from the job

but you will not
be able to forget her.

Biji, just watch less of TV serials.

Go, I will manage everything.

"It is entirely the fault of eyes."

"It is entirely the fault of eyes."

"They lured my heart."

"The moment my eyes
met hers I fell in love."

"It is entirely the fault of eyes."

"They lured my heart."

"The moment my eyes
met hers I fell in love."

"It is entirely the fault of eyes."

"It is entirely the fault of eyes."

"Whenever I look into
the mirror I see you."

"All around your fragrance is
spread just as God is everywhere."

"Open eyes look lively, dear."

"The closed eyes think, beloved."

"You too think of something dear
and take care of my house."

"We will not get a chance
to love again if we lose it once."

"It is entirely the fault of eyes."

Buta.

Yes, Biji.

Come here.

Coming.

Yes, Biji.

This girl must be tired from
giving me rounds since morning.

Now you do it.

Okay. Sargun, you go.

Address her properly.

You should address girls
with respect.

Today, she is a physiotherapist.

Maybe tomorrow she becomes
daughter-in-law of a rich family.

Call her with respect.

No.

Address her as Madam.

She is eight years seven months
and 13 days younger to me.

You know too much about her.

Biji, before getting me hired here

he had asked for
my birth certificate.

Yes.

Okay. You go inside madam.

Where does this girl belong to?

I don't know.
She belongs to somewhere this side.

Okay. I thought
she was from that side.

Idiot. I am asking you about
her family and where is she from.

She has a very innocent brother
and a very shrewd sister-in-law.

Why are you asking this?
Do you have any doubt?

Completely.

Because Yaad has started
liking this girl.

He would have liked her. I found
the best physiotherapist for you.

I have to find out how
the best physiotherapist

will become
the best daughter-in-law.

I mean to say my Yaad's wife.

How can this happen?
This is ridiculous.

You are so rich and she
leaves in a rented house.

Her family is unable
to give house rent

and the landlord comes and
disconnects their electricity.

Her rascal brother
is at fault in this.

Girls do not pay
the rent of the house.

Biji, I am sure there
must be some misunderstanding.

Yaad sir has no such feelings.

No, Buta.

Yesterday night I saw myself,
when Yaad was sleeping

then Sargun's photo was
there on his computer.

And Major Rajasthani's
song was playing.

"I am unable to sleep..."

"maybe you are able to sleep."

My son who watches wrestling,

tells me in the morning
to turn on the movie.

'Hum Dil De Chuke Sanam'.

No, Baiji always keeps professional
relationship with his employees.

He cannot go beyond that.
This is Baiji's rule.

Rules are made to
be broken when needed.

Now there is a crack in this rule.

And now what is needed
is to trap your leg in it.

Buta, my legs do not work so you
will have to get everything done.

What do you say?

I... I...

Biji, Sant Karauli have arrived
in Barnala for a three day program.

Go and attend that program.
It will help you calm your mind.

Baiji is calling me.

I did not hear.

If situation remains
like this then very soon

Baiji is going to shoot me
and hang me.

Baiji, we should send
Biji to spiritual discourse.

I felt shy listening
to what she said.

What did Biji say?

I think Biji has
not read your rule book.

What nonsense are you talking?
Will you tell me?

Baiji, Biji is trying to get you
married to one of your employees.

That is against your rules.

I know you are true to your rules
and will not do this cheap act.

Will you tell me clearly
or shall I kill you?

Baiji, that physiotherapist Gagan...

Gagan? She is Sargun.

Sargun.

I know she is Sargun.
I purposely said Gagan.

Just to check whether
you remember her name or not.

But you remember the name Sargun
well. This means Biji is right.

She is asking me to call her family.

Baiji, I want to
remind you of history.

This matter is just three days old.

When you fired your employee Harleen

because she had an affair
with your brother Vicky.

And today you are wooing
the girl hired in her place.

Wooing?

It is in our local language.

It is wrong if I look
at her with wrong intentions.

But it is not wrong when
we talk about relationships.

But what about rules Baiji? Rules?

Once Biji is involved in a matter
then rules are bound to break.

If you do not bring
Sargun's family till tomorrow

then Baiji will thrash.

Aman, Aman...

Aman...
- Yes.

What if I have to say someone
that I like you so much?

Okay. This is how you say.

Okay.
- I...

I...

Like you a lot.
- Like you a lot.

Yes.
- I like you a lot.

Okay. Cool. Okay.
Let's go to Vicky's room.

I want to tell him this.

I want him to be
Vicky's brother-in-law.

And he is trying
to be my brother-in-law.

Idiot.

Vicky.

Vicky.

I want to tell you
something in Punjabi.

Aman, have you taught
him a bad word?

No. He is going to tell you
something which will shock you.

What does that mean?

Gay, gay... the foreigner is a gay.

Okay. Your opera is very beautiful.
But can I say something.

I like you... sorry...

I like Aman very much.

Hello.

You were missing me. Right?

Such a cool breath.

I have started feeling cold.

Everything will be fine soon.

Then I will come with marriage
procession to your house.

And you will come to my house.

Smile and have fun.

What fun are you
talking about Vicky?

I don't feel like doing anything.

I think it was a mistake
to fall in love with you.

This mistake is good dear.

Because of this I could
come to India from Canada.

Then take me along
with you somewhere.

I don't feel good without you.

Okay.

Just close your eyes
and I will be there.

"I tried to stop a lot
but these eyes did not stop."

"I have seen many beautiful
girls but no one like you."

"Eyes of both met and had a fight."

"Emotions and eyes
worked as pen and ink."

"And wrote each
other's name on heart."

To hell with you.

"It is entirely the fault of eyes."

"O beloved..."

"Once my eyes met yours
they yearn for you."

"Tears start falling
if my eyes do not see you."

"Because of you my eyes shine
and dance like conch bells."

"Because of you my eyes shine
and dance like conch bells."

"My eyes just look out for you."

"My eyes became painful
after falling for you."

"It is entirely the fault of eyes."

"It is entirely the fault of eyes."

"They lured my heart."

"The moment my eyes met hers..."

"The moment my eyes met hers
I fell in love."

"It is entirely the fault of eyes."

"They lured my heart."

"The moment my eyes met hers
I fell in love."

"It is entirely the fault of eyes."

"It is entirely the fault of eyes."

"O beloved..."

Greetings, Baiji.
- Yes, Buta.

Did you go to Sargun's house?

Not at their house
but I met them at railway station.

Why?

The landlord threw them out of
the house for non-payment of rent.

The house was locked. The entire
family slept at the railway station.

Tell me the name and
address of the landlord.

Why?

I will shoot him in his chest.

Will Baiji's marriage procession

go on the platform?
- Marriage procession?

Will the guests dance
on railway lines?

What song will the band play?

Get a side dear,
our goods train has arrived.

No Baiji. Why should we
say anything to their landlord?

Those people are worthy
of staying at railway station.

They are mannerless.

Do you know
what her brother was saying?

They think themselves
to be rich people.

We know that his father killed
his brother and took over the house.

Nonsense. They are talking nonsense.

We had killed
father's elder brother.

His younger brother was on our side.

If the girl's family says

then we will not invite uncle
for the wedding.

No... do you know
what her sister-in-law said?

I feel ashamed telling you.

She said that Baiji only knows
how to shoot but is 12th std fail.

Nonsense... total nonsense.

I got compartment in English.

If they say then somehow I will
clear the compartment as well.

They said many more things.

They said that Baiji
expressed his feelings

but did he ask the
girl about her feelings.

That is also nonsense.

Nonsense.

Yes?
- No.

This is not nonsense.
This is absolutely right.

It is right to ask the girl
about her feelings.

You will ask the girl
about her feelings.

If she refuses
then you will forget her.

Then I will have to forget her.

That means no anger,
no pistol... nothing.

Then why are you delaying, Baiji?
Ask the girl and finish the matter.

It is a suggestion.
I am your advisor after all.

Yes brother, tell me.
Do you want to ask something?

I just wanted to know that has

Baiji behaved strangely
with you in any of these days?

Yes, he did.

What?

He stopped me in the compound
and asked hesitatingly...

What?

That once Biji is fine
can we make her join the gym.

This is a very strange thing.

This is not strange. He wanted to
ask something else but he could not.

Listen to me carefully.
Baiji likes you.

It is possible
that he might stop you again and ask

what is in your heart.

You know what your answer should be?

I will tell him that

I had a hole in my heart
in childhood

but later it was treated.

Stupid. He will ask
whether you love him or not.

Accept his love immediately.

Yes, accept it.

And then tell him the truth
that I am your real brother.

I lied to him
and got you a job there.

I do not even know the
spelling of physiotherapy.

Send few people there to
collect my chopped body parts.

What an amazing lady you are!

While settling her life
you are destroying your house.

Oh God, I did not think about this.

Don't try to think.
Only intelligent people think.

You just relax.

Listen to me, girl.

When Baiji asks such a question just
refuse and say you don't like him.

How can I say that to him?

By speaking or else
you will type and give.

You don't like him and that is it.

But there must be some
reason for not liking him.

Don't interfere in every matter.

A girl could have 100 constraints.

Oh God, we were getting marriage
proposal from such a rich family.

And we are refusing the proposal.

Are they great or we?
What are you talking!

Look, what is she saying.

God, give me strength.

Sargun...

Don't be scared.
The tiger is inside.

I wanted to talk to you.
- I know.

You would ask me about my feelings.
And I won't tell you.

You will ask me about my
feelings for you and I will refuse.

You would ask me
whether I like you or not.

And I would say no.

But why Sargun?

How can I answer this question?
I don't love you means I don't.

A girl could have 100 constraints.

Forget about many constraints.

Just tell me one reason
and we can work out something.

Brother Buta did not tell me
the answer to this question.

What? I understood Sargun.

You like me but do not
want to tell me your constraint...

Because I myself do not about it.

All I know is that a girl
could have 100 constraints.

Is it even love
if the girl accepts easily?

It is really fun to convince
love with constraints.

Sargun.
- Yes?

You are a very
different kind of girl.

Why?

You are looking so good
in spite of 100 constraints.

"Baiji."

Greetings, Baiji.

Do you know Buta, how many
constraints does a girl have?

No Baiji. I have an estimate
but do not know exactly.

Then you know nothing.

Unnecessarily,
you do search on Google.

I'll tell you.

A girl could have 100 constraints.

Neither one less nor one more.

I did a lot of search
but reached till 78

I couldn't find
any more constraints.

That means I know 22
more constraints than you.

That is why you are called Baiji.

Young boys must not be having
idea of more than 17-18 constraints.

They have no knowledge.

Baiji, how can I sit next to you?

I met Sargun yesterday, Buta.

No problem. Don't take it to heart.

Girls often refuse.

Buta, I feel like
thrashing and hitting.

It would not look good
if you thrash and hit girls.

Not her but you.

Who told you that she refused?

I am sure she must have refused.
I think you have forgotten.

I am sure she must have refused.

It's impossible she hasn't refused.
- No, Buta.

She neither refused
nor accepted my love.

She said that she
has her own constraints.

Now you have to find out
about her constraints.

How can I find out Baiji?
There may be 100 constraints.

I told you that a girl might have
100 constraints.

Okay, I give you a week's time.

Find out about
15-16 constraints in a day

and in one week you will
come to know about 100 constraints,

Buta Singh.

Baiji...

If you are not able to find out
about these constraints, Buta.

Then a film will be made.

Do you know what would be its title?

Shaheed-E-Mohabat Buta Singh.

Part 2.

"Yaad dances at his own wedding...

Which idiot, stupid person told
you that a girl has 100 constraints?

You. You had told sister-in-law that
a girl could have 100 constraints.

I didn't mean it.

You just said it like that to
sister-in-law but I too have ears.

If you had used your ears then was
it necessary to use your tongue too?

Couldn't you keep quiet?

I thought an intelligent person said
this thing so it would be correct.

An intelligent person said it

but the one who is listening
should also be intelligent.

He is duffer. He shoots at the mango
on the tree and says it with pride.

Today I hunted mangoes,
tomorrow I will shoot chickoos.

He is so dumb that he
has asked me to do research

on 100 constraints of girls.

As if I am Balwant Gargi.

It is your fault.

Why did you hire her
in that fool's house?

If you had hired me

then first I would have
straightened Biji's legs

And then I would
have straightened Baiji.

Brother,
he finds excuses to stop me.

Sometimes he says that
did you twist Biji's fingers?

Sometimes he asks if
Biji's knee makes noises.

That day he asked me if
Biji wouldn't get well soon.

I hope her physiotherapy
will continue.

He has gone mad.

Stay with the girl all the time.

Don't give him an opportunity
to ask her stupid questions.

Really? Should I hire anyone
else as a driver?

I am his driver and not her guard.

So what if I am with her.

Day before yesterday
he wanted to talk to her.

So he asked me to go
to market and buy sweetmeat.

He called me from behind and asked
me to get fresh sweetmeat made.

It takes six hours
to make fresh sweetmeat.

I am thinking of quitting his job.

Dare not think of quitting the job.

With great difficulty there is
a hope of prosperity in the house.

Other than necessities

now few more things
have started to come in the house.

Do you know yesterday
I made sweet dish after six years?

Oh, God.

One minute.

What if this sweet dish is made
at Baiji's house with raisins?

And you could keep an
eye on Gagan as well. What say?

Whose?

Yours.

But brother there
is no vacancy there.

Was there a vacancy for you?

I created that vacancy.

So will create for her as well.

Oh, God... how?

"Your husband has great ideas."

Wow!

"You sell combs to bald men,
this is not a good thing"

"You sell combs to bald men,
this is not a good thing"

"Think carefully,
Baiji will thrash hard."

"Behave properly
otherwise Baiji will thrash hard."

"Buta has great ideas."

Meenu, what do you
have to say about all this?

I swear on God,
I have not stolen these things.

She stole the incense stick
burning in front of God,

on whom she is swearing.

Here it is.

If you did not steal then how were
these things found in your room.

You idiot, I wouldn't have cared
if you took all these things.

But you were stealing the scarf
I wore on my marriage day.

Tell. Meenu, you were like
our family member.

That is the problem
of getting close.

Only these things
have been discovered yet.

God knows
since when are you doing this!

And what all have
you stolen from here.

I do not know about what things

but listen to what I am
going to say with courage.

That day secretly she was
eating your favorite sweet

from the refrigerator.

Meenu, I can tolerate everything

but not that someone
should eat my sweet.

Baiji, I swear...

Yes. That's all you know... you
have not left anything else to eat.

Baiji, I have heard
when she came to this house

she 34kgs and now she is 54kgs.

Such servants surely drink two sips

from the glass of
milk before giving.

If there was anyone else
in your place I would have shot her.

Baiji, I...
- Dare not say anything.

Get lost. Go. Come on.

Buta, how and when will
we be able to return your favor?

But this house cannot run
without a cook.

What will we do of that, Biji?

Baiji, don't take tension of that.

If I have found this problem then
I will get its solution as well.

Hello, you rascal
wearing black uniform.

Hello... just move a little.

Sister-in-law, you?

Whose sister-in-law?

My name is Lichhmi.
And people lovingly call me Lichhmi.

What is the difference between
the two? It is the same name.

But does everyone love me?

Laxmi...

Laxmi...

Buta, how are you?
Did you bear any fruit or not?

I am fine. How are you?
- Yes.

She is Laxmi.
We have hired her in place of Meenu.

New appointment. Come in.

Most welcome.
- Move.

Is your husband fine?
- Don't talk about him.

Your husband is very smart.
I have met him.

She is the one
who would replace Meenu.

She used to work in the
residence of that factory

owner where I worked earlier.

A servant teased her once.

She removed her slippers
and thrashed him.

The cook rescued him and asked him
that how dare he teased my sister.

She removed the other slipper
and thrashed the cook as well.

Why did you do that girl?
She addressed you as a sister.

No, she is of the opinion
that a job is just a job.

No love or relationships
at work place.

She has some rules.

Mr. Paudha told us about you.
- Paudha?

Buta is called Paudha in Hindi.

There also she used
to address me as Paudha.

Sorry, Mr. Buta.

He told me that you
are a man of rules.

So I decided to work here
otherwise will stay at home.

Your face is like
people of Hoshiarpur

and your language
is like from Gorakhpur.

My father was from Punjab.

And my mother was from Gonda.

They escaped and got married in
Jaunpur and I was born in Bijnour.

Then I worked in Punjab.
So I would be like this.

Isn't it, Mr. Buta?
- Yes.

Dear, are you married or single?

I am married single.

What does that mean?

I got married.
He asked for motorcycle in dowry

and then slapped me.

I thrashed him hard

so he left me and his cycle.

I have sold that cycle for Rs. 750

I don't know
where my husband would be.

Biji, she is brave
but short tempered.

Biji, your breakfast
is late by half an hour.

Is anyone worried about Biji?

I am really worried.

But dear, I had breakfast long back.

But Biji,
I did not see you having it.

Biji, that is wrong.

Dear, you can check in CCTV cameras.

Biji, it is about breakfast

and not a murder that we need
to check in cameras.

When Sargun is saying

that you haven't done breakfast
means you haven't.

You will have to
eat breakfast, Biji.

Yaad, I am full
and have still not burped.

Forget about burping, Biji.
- Yes.

Whatever Baiji is
saying will happen.

That's it.
- Yes.

Not Baiji
but whatever Sargun is saying.

The world can be wrong
but not Sargun.

We have hired you Touch me.

My name is not Touch me but Lichhmi.

Whatever it is?

Take Biji
and make her eat breakfast.

Biji, we will go out for round
and not go back home.

This is wrong, dear.

Don't make me over eat.

I have eaten my breakfast.

Biji, how will it matter if you
eat a little more for your grandson?

Why did you bring
sister-in-law here?

Just as Gagan came.

What if Baiji come to know?

The punishment for two murders
is the same as one murder.

Okay, I will tell Baiji now.
- Go and tell.

I just remembered a poem.
Listen to it before you go.

I will drown, dear.

But I will drown you too.

Here she comes.

Sargun, I know you have your
constraints but I am helpless too.

What can I do?
I cannot restrain myself...

Why are you afraid? I there.

Keep your gun down.

What are you doing here?
Biji is calling you inside.

I just met Biji.

She asked me to leave.
- She asked me to get you.

Laxmi...
- Yes.

Sometimes you speak Bhojpuri,
sometimes Punjabi.

I think your parents love
was a total mismatch.

You are right. You are very jovial.

Madam, come on.

Come on.

Sir shows his gun very well.

She does not anything
about the pistol.

This is the difference
between a Punjabi and a Bihari.

Baiji is trapped
because of this girl.

She neither says yes nor no.

I had asked Buta to find
out about the girl's constraints

and he couldn't do that either.

Hero, get up.

Vicky, we have got
some good news for you.

Has Baiji changed
his mind about Harleen?

No.

But he himself wants
to get married to someone.

Baiji can only marry a gun.

She really is a gun!
Biji's physiotherapist Sargun.

Baiji got trapped in
the beauty of her eyes.

Has Baiji now realized

that low BP can be checked
by holding the pulse too.

I will ask Baiji to swear on me
to not break the rule now.

I will not let Baiji break his rule.

How does that help you?

Let Baiji modify his rule?

Exactly.
You let Baiji change his rules.

You cannot marry your employee
except for physiotherapist.

Then the physiotherapist
could be new or old.

But Sargun has neither
expressed her love nor rejected.

She has some constraint

and to know that
Baiji has put Buta on duty.

Let us go and ask Buta.

He has not told Baiji
about her constraint

then what will he tell us.

Right. He won't tell us anything.

Let us request Biji.
- Yes.

When Biji will scold
Buta then he will speak up.

Biji!
- Biji!

Speak up!

Biji...

So you are saying
that Yaad likes Sargun.

Exactly. Sargun also likes Baiji.

Exactly. But Sargun is helpless.

Exactly. Sargun has some constraint.

Baiji had asked Buta
to find out that constraint.

Buta did not find out.

So now you want me to scold Buta.

Exactly.

So then Yaad marries
Sargun and Vicky gets Harleen.

I think you both are also in love.

Do you like her?

Exactly.

No problem. I am broad minded.

Greetings.

Buta, you did not
tell me the constraint.

No problem, Biji... if there
is any then I will tell you, Biji.

It is just about money problems.
Rest all is fine.

I don't think you
have money problems,

you have brain problems.

I had asked you to find
the constraint of Sargun.

Oh, yes. I found that, Baiji.

Unfortunately,
her kidney was stolen.

Actually she had gone
for an appendix operation

but the doctor removed her kidney.

Either he removed it
or forgot to put it back.

How can we blame anyone?
But her kidney is gone.

She must be having the other kidney.

She did,
but the other kidney was probably

feeling alone and thus failed too.

Someone can donate a kidney to her.

Her aunt had donated
a kidney in good condition

but it failed inside her body.

I have not failed in 10th std

as many times as
her kidney has failed.

Baiji, in our village too the kidney
of the girl of this age failed.

She died after four
days of marriage.

Her mother-in-law was crying

that the entire village
had not given a gift yet

and this inauspicious thing
happened. Yes.

Yaad, we can get this girl treated

but she cannot be
our daughter-in-law.

Biji, don't worry
about kidney failure.

We will get something
done about that.

Enough. My decision is final.

I was wondering why the girl
is getting weaker day by day.

Don't change your
statements every day, Biji.

Yesterday, you said
that she is very strong.

She twists the muscles well.
- No Baiji.

You need to pay attention here.

Biji is hard of hearing.

She must be twisting the muscles

but nobody knows
whether the sound is coming

from Biji's muscles or hers.

Oh, God! That is why I was wondering

whenever she passes me,
why do I hear strange sounds.

What will we do about
this strange sound? Tell me.

Biji, it is time for your exercise.

Dear, forgetting your ailment
you are busy in treating me.

Which ailment, Biji?

You are very courageous girl.
Great courage.

Baiji, I think you should
forget marrying her now.

Enough!

Baiji, it would be great
if we knew everything clearly.

Let me clear you.

I am not forcing you.
You can refuse for marriage later.

Move ahead.

Move...

Hurry up.

Well done brother. Couldn't
you make up some small disease?

What would I tell him?

The girl has got cold
so she cannot get married.

What will I say? Why didn't I tell?

Say that a girl could
have 100 constraints.

We have already told
them about 100 constraints.

100 old and 100 new.
Total 200 constraints.

He will keep busy
in all this confusion.

I am trapped.
How will I speak such a big lie?

It is not a big deal to say lies.

Saying lies is just
like scratching your body.

Scratching of lies always
remains on your body.

But brother,
what am I supposed to do now?

Nothing.

As soon as you cross him,
keep a hand on your kidney

and cry in pain.

But where is the kidney in our body?

Kidney is here.

Why are you teaching
wrong things to the girl?

Kidney is here near the hips.

Forget about the position.
He too is not much educated.

He is so much in
love with her that even

if she puts hand on her shoulder

he would believe
the kidney is there.

Brother, what if we keep a condition
that if you want to get married

then you will have
to arrange for two kidneys.

He wouldn't be able
to arrange for that.

For God's sake,
do not keep this condition.

Otherwise, till evening
he is going to kill 10 men

and keep kidneys in front of you
just like sweet potatoes are kept.

But what will I do, sister-in-law?

Don't worry, I am there with you.

Where Bunty is of no use,
Babli will handle things.

Ouch!

Ouch!

Ouch!

It is done Biji.
- Oh, God!

You really twisted my arms
as if they are of rubber.

Are you really a physiotherapist?

Yes, Biji. I have a degree.

The earlier one also had a degree.

But he never twisted
my arms in this way.

She had no need
of twisting your arms.

As she had already
wooed your grandson.

Sargun.

Yes.

From the time I have come to know
- Yes.

about your kidney problem
I am very upset.

It is really painful.

Accident took place.

Forgive me madam.
The water fell on you by mistake.

Can't you see, Laxmi?

I can see. I can see everything.

Couldn't you walk properly?

You spoiled the clothes of Sargun.

She can get more clothes Baiji,
but not life.

Don't talk nonsense.

Baiji, you are a flirt.

Let's go madam.
You are no less. Yes.

She does not know the difference
between true love and flirting.

Let's go.

What kind of a man is he?

Even after knowing about kidneys
he has not stopped wooing you.

Idiot.

Sister-in-law, speak in Punjabi.

Even after knowing about kidneys
he has not stopped wooing you.

Idiot.

Guge, if a man or
a bee stick to you,

it is difficult to get rid of them.

You have to remove them with love.

Whenever you go near Baiji,

get emotional and
start doing drama...

What kind of journey is life?

Nobody understands, nobody knows.

Sister-in-law,
I will not be able to do this.

I will forget everything
when I face him.

Don't worry. I will write and give
you all the dialogues. Okay?

You never know when
life takes a turn.

And then unwillingly
you have to change arms...

What?
- Change the paths.

Then stop and say...

Our paths are different.
Let me go out of your life.

Our journeys are different.

That's it.

We will go on in this journey
of life together, Sargun.

I shall get you treated
whether in Delhi, Mumbai,

Bhatinda,
Barnala or anywhere possible.

Money is not a problem.

But I will not leave you.

"O beloved..."

Baiji is so clingy.

The matter of kidney did
not have any effect on him.

I will get you treated anywhere.

He has become like Devdas.

I think other than kidney

if you fail all other organs also,
he is not going to stop.

Biji was saying that sir wanted

to get my scanning done
and show to a good doctor.

We will not let
Gagan's scanning take place

otherwise everything will be clear.

Kidneys are shining
like fresh cucumbers.

For the first time a family
would cry on getting normal reports.

Dear, if scanning takes place
then we will be finished.

You will still not be saved.

Move.

So just to get a job
for your sister Sargun...

I mean Gagan you got Harleen fired.

And you got Meenu fired
to get your wife in.

How dare you cheat Baiji?

No, you cannot be forgiven.

Baiji should know about this.

Don't call Baiji.

I am not calling Baiji.
I am calling the hospital.

Three dead bodies
will come for postmortem.

Send the ambulance.

We know that we are at fault.
You can...

Don't speak in Punjabi.
Bhojpuri suits you better.

We know it is our fault.

Forget about this job
we will leave the city. Yes.

You will go only when we let you go.

What will you get by killing
poor people like us, Vicky?

We have upset everything
while trying to set ourselves.

Just see if anything can be done.

If he feels sorry then maybe
we should give him a chance.

Great.

I had heard there is great sympathy
in the hearts of foreigners.

Today, I have seen it is there.

Thanks to you, Mr. Foreigner.

On one condition
you can be forgiven.

Set all those matters straight
which you have spoiled.

Just like before.

Yes, I will set it right.

I guarantee that I will set
everything as it was before.

Yes.
- Yes.

Not only that, you will also
have to get Harleen and me married.

If everything goes well,
then maybe Baiji will marry Gagan.

Now you have to decide

your relationship with Baiji.

Relative or target.

Hello.
- Hello Baiji, Buta speaking.

I had got Sam and Vicky for shopping

and there Bhinda's men
attacked Vicky.

What?

Yes Baiji, he has got injured.

I have brought him to Saraswati
Hospital. Come as soon as possible.

Yes. Stop playing this game
and put bandage on him.

Why are you thrashing me?

Baiji, what is the matter?
Why are you thrashing me?

Why are you thrashing me?

What is this? Why are you
thrashing me without a reason?

"Baiji will thrash hard."

"Behave properly
otherwise Baiji will thrash hard."

"Behave properly
otherwise Baiji will thrash hard."

I don't understand that
why is Baiji thrashing?

"To see cat pigeon says
why closes the eyes."

"Baiji will thrash hard."

"Behave properly
otherwise Baiji will thrash hard."

"Behave properly
otherwise Baiji will thrash hard."

Rascal.

Sir you have come.
- How is Vicky?

He had a narrow escape.
- What do you mean?

No, no. Vicky is fine.

I mean to say
he had a narrow escape.

How are you Vicky? Are you fine?

Yes, Baiji.
My arm is hurt very badly.

Baiji, calm yourself.

Whatever had to happen
has already taken place.

No, Buta.
Brothers are like your arms.

And they have broken my arm's arms.

They have not broken
his arm, he is just wounded.

Don't worry.
He will be fine by tomorrow.

Maybe you will not
be able to see a mark here.

Idiot, have they thrashed him

or written on his body
that he has been wounded here.

I was saying to just stop
you from thrashing Bhinda.

I have come to hospital
after sending Bhinda to hospital.

Baiji, this is not the time
to get angry but to thank someone.

Come, Harleen.

Greetings, Baiji.

Why is she here?

Don't think why she is here.

Rather think why she was
there where Vicky needed her.

All autos refused to take him.

Thanks to this girl that he brought
Vicky to hospital on her scooter.

Harleen.
- Yes.

You have done a great
favor to the family

who threw you out of
the house by insulting you.

I promise that you will be
the daughter-in-law of that family.

Yaad has now dared enough

to attack my people on the road.

And thrash them hard.

Did you do anything wrong with him?

No. we were going
to buy Roasted Chicken.

He thrashed us hard.
You can ask anyone.

Tell him.

We kept asking him the reason
for thrashing us.

I have heard NRI Sandhu
is coming to India.

He is getting factory's registry
in the name of Baiji.

He will get registry done

only when he has the possession.

Bhinda.
- Yes.

Start making preparation
for possession.

Okay. Let's go.
- Come.

The experience of my life was such

that unwillingly
I had to make some rules.

Because of those rules

I not only fired
Harleen from her job

but also threw her out of our house.

Whatever Harleen did for us

made me realize that I was wrong.

Today, we have come to
take Harleen back to our house.

And that too as our daughter-in-law.

We want her to marry Vicky.

We know that Harleen
and Vicky love each other.

We are of the opinion that
children's choice is our choice.

Then have some sweetmeat

and start making preparation
for engagement.

Yes, have some sweetmeat.
- Congratulations.

Congratulations, bro.

Thank you.

"You are very lucky."

"It seems you have
touched God's feet."

"You are very lucky."

"It seems you have
touched God's feet."

"Once we get married."

"We have to take blessings
from our parents."

"This guy is like homemade whiskey."

"With whom you are going
to take nuptial rounds."

"This guy is like homemade whiskey."

"With whom you are going
to take nuptial rounds."

"Your boyfriend is handsomest
in the entire village."

"He is going to
reside in your heart."

"Your parents are so lucky
to have son-in-law like me."

"Wherever I have
expressed my love to you."

"We will do pre-edding shoot there."

"This guy is like homemade whiskey."

"With whom you are going
to take nuptial rounds."

"This guy is like homemade whiskey."

"With whom you are going
to take nuptial rounds."

"Your boyfriend is six feet tall."

"And you will look with him."

"You will be proud of him."

"And he looks at no one else
except you."

"I will treat you as a queen."

"And will not let
any evil eye fall on you."

"This guy is like homemade whiskey."

"With whom you are going
to take nuptial rounds."

"This guy is like homemade whiskey."

"With whom you are going
to take nuptial rounds."

"That there is happiness
and excitement in the house."

"There is celebration in the house."

"On account of younger
brother's engagement."

"You stay blessed
ever my younger brother."

"I just got emotional
on such a happy moment today."

"I just got emotional
on such a happy moment today."

"This guy is like homemade whiskey."

"With whom you are going
to take nuptial rounds."

"This guy is like homemade whiskey."

"With whom you are going
to take nuptial rounds."

"This guy is like homemade whiskey."

"This guy is like homemade whiskey."

Welcome, Mr. Sandhu.
There is no problem.

Come home Mr. Sandhu.
I am waiting for you.

Yes. Okay.

Where are you all going?

We are going for
shopping with Mr. Buta.

But Mr. Buta is going
to the factory with ration.

No problem, Buta.

After dropping ration at
the factory take them for shopping.

Take them.

Okay. Sit down. Come.

Mr. Grewal, they are younger
brother and sister of Baiji.

Bhinda...

Not only will we get possession
of the factory

but registry will also be done
in our name.

Take and tie them.

Don't worry about factory,
Mr. Sandhu.

I really do not
know how to thank you.

If you wished you could have
bought my factory for half price.

You not only saved
it from Mr. Grewal

but are also buying at market price.

Baiji...
- Thank you.

Baiji...

Baiji, a problem has come up.

Baiji. Baiji, a problem has come up.

Baiji...

Relax, take a deep breath.
What has happened?

Mr. Grewal had called.

He has kidnapped Vicky,
Aman, Sam and Buta in the factory.

Talk to him.

Hello.

How are you Yaad Singh?

Now you have started
dealing with my parties.

I am dealing with your party,
Grewal.

But if you harm my brother
and his friends

then you cannot imagine
how wild I can go.

Don't scream.

Just attack.

The one who has Sandhu will
get the registry of factory done.

Listen to me carefully.

If you want your family members
to be safe and sound.

Then bring Sandhu to the factory.

It takes 20 minutes to reach
the factory from your house.

I give you 30 minutes. But remember.

If you do not reach on time.

then with every minute
family members will be thrashed.

Okay, Grewal.

Set the time in your watch.
I am coming.

I advise you to escape from there
before I reach.

Otherwise your dead body
will leave the factory.

Let's go, Mr. Sandhu.

Baiji, I request
you to save my husband.

Otherwise, they will kill him.

Your husband?

I will tell you.

Baiji, neither I am Laxmi
nor she is Sargun.

I am Buta's wife Pammi.

And she is Buta's sister Gagan.

Will you save him, Baiji?

Listen to me Grewal.
I give you two options.

First, leave with your men
and the fight ends here.

Second, you have twenty men.

I give you 20 minutes.

If they are able
to touch Mr. Sandhu,

then the entire factory is yours.

Tell me which option you will pick.

I am Grewal.

I know how to fight for my right
by thrashing the enemy.

Go and get him.

Go.

We have a tradition of thrashing
in our family, not getting thrashed.

Thrash him hard.

That is great.

You...

Why isn't our hand reaching him?

Brother...

"Oh no"

Baiji, I will tell you the truth.

No, you better not speak.

Now only my pistol will speak.

Baiji, tell me which lie
of mine has made you more angry.

Your first lie that
you have never lied.

Baiji, I had warned him that
you don't tolerate lies at all.

You had just told
Me. You did not stop me.

I would have been at fault if
he stopped me and I did not listen

Your second lie.

You got Gagan hired
as Physiotherapist

Sargun Bajwa in this house.

I told brother

that I might be prettier
than Neeru Bajwa and Sargun Mehta.

There is no doubt about this.

But my name cannot be
a combination of both of them.

Your third lie.

You got an honest servant
Meenu fired from her job.

I had said that stolen
things are found in her room.

I never said that
she did the stealing.

Maybe a person might have
stolen things and kept in her room.

And you fired the girl from her job.

Your fourth lie.

Didn't you portray Pammi as Laxmi
and got her a job in this house?

No. Pammi had asked me to lie to you
because I had lied so much already.

Baiji...
- Fifth lie.

You got Bhinda thrashed
by me without any reason.

No, that was a noble deed.

He had made the life of people hell.

Only you could have thrashed him.
So I got it done from you.

By speaking the sixth lie you
got Vicky and Harleen engaged.

I was not at fault.

Vicky blackmailed me.
- Why are you lying?

He made me swear on his love.

It was just a promise
and nothing delicious

that you could not resist eating.

Six chances,
six lies and six bullets.

Okay, I give you one option.

You decide at which points
you want to be shot at.

Yaad, don't get angry anymore.

I agree whatever
Buta has done is wrong.

But he has also done something good.

Yes, Biji. For the first time I have
seen everyone happy in the house.

Baiji, look how happy everyone is.

Even you are happy.

When did I say that I am happy?

Baiji, you smile while sleeping.

Do angels come and tickle
while you are sleeping?

So many times Biji has made
your video and showed to all of us.

Are you really not happy?

When did I say that I am not happy?

Dear, forgive everyone for my sake.

Because of this liar Buta, there is
happiness in this house after years.

Forgive him, my dear.

Okay Biji, I will forgive
his six lies for your sake.

But I will never forgive
his seventh lie.

Baiji, please forgive my seventh
lie. Don't forgive my eighth one.

Which is the seventh?

Gagan's kidneys. Her kidneys
are fit, fine and healthy.

You...

Forgive me.

"The girl has attitude
as big as Burj Khalifa."

"Her beauty is like black magic."

"And on top of that
is her mascara of eyes."

"The girl has attitude
as big as Burj Khalifa."

"Her beauty is like black magic."

"And on top of that
is her mascara of eyes."

"Her sweet talk has"

"made the life of boys' hell"

"Do not put liner in the eyes.
Boys are weak at heart."

"Do not put liner in the eyes.
Boys are weak at heart."

"Do not put liner in the eyes.
Boys are weak at heart."

"Your eyes are more
intoxicating than whisky."

"Where are you going
wearing black suit?"

"Your eyes are more
intoxicating than whisky."

"Where are you going
wearing black suit?"

"Step out of the house and dance
As the band is playing."

"Do not put liner in the eyes.
Boys are weak at heart."

"Do not put liner in the eyes.
Boys are weak at heart."

"Do not put liner in the eyes.
Boys are weak at heart."

"Do not put liner in the eyes.
Boys are weak at heart."

"You are enjoying a lot with me."

"I would throw money
at you like Sheikhs."

"You are enjoying a lot with me."

"I would throw money
at you like Sheikhs."

"Your walk in high heels
Makes my heart restless."

"Do not put liner in the eyes.
Boys are weak at heart."

"Do not put liner in the eyes.
Boys are weak at heart."

"Do not put liner in the eyes.
Boys are weak at heart."