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[TV STATIC DRONES]
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[BRIGHT TONE]
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Ta-dah! Look who it is.
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Oh, this motherfucker.
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Children, do I got a doozy for you.
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Baby Billy, what are you trying
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to hit us up for now, man?
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Lionel need gold baby
teeth or some shit?
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Let me guess, this
time, you want a harem
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full of professional
rub-and-tuggists from Thailand?
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- [LAUGHS]
- Y'all just dirty.
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What, you want to ask
permission to sell tickets
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for people to dig up Mama's
grave and do pee on her?
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- Oh, God.
- That ain't right.
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Now all three y'all about to look like
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a bunch of smiling dickheads
with the news I got.
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What you got, Uncle Baby Billy?
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I'm friends with Dusty Daniels,
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the Slick Bandit himself.
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I partied with his ass over in Monaco
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after my second bankruptcy.
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- ALL: Eight, seven, six...
- Gonna get us all, Y2K!
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ALL: Five, four, three, two, one!
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- _
- [CHEERING]
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[UPBEAT MUSIC]
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That Y2K shit didn't happen,
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so we partied our dicks off that night.
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Me, and Dusty Daniels, and Gene Hackman
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lost our fucking minds, man.
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The actor Gene Hackman?
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Well, it was either him
or some unfortunate fella
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who looked just like him.
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Gene, Gene, Gene!
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It's Gene fucking Hackman! Whoo!
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We went hard, everybody talking
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about the end of the world.
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Felt like God was
giving us a second shot.
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- Get it, Gene!
- Get it, Gene!
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So we took some shots,
a whole bunch of 'em.
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[UPBEAT ELECTRONIC MUSIC]
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? ?
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We found an after-party.
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[PANTING]
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We hung out for a bit.
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[BOTH GRUNTING]
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? ?
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Wait, hold up. Did
you fuck Dusty Daniels?
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I doubt it. But you never know.
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Y2K.
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We threw caution to the wind, boy.
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So y'all for sure touched dicks.
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Well, we might have touched dicks.
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Look, that ain't the
important part of the story.
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I put in a good word
for y'all with Dusty.
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Now he's getting bored
with the Simkins crew.
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Says they whine too much
about their dead parents.
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I think that door might
still be open for you now.
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Okay, I'll bite.
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What do we have to do to get him back?
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Well, you know how old Dusty
likes himself a competition.
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So it seemed like the
best bet would be for y'all
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to prove your worth
by going head to head
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with the Simkins family
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on the premier episode of
"Baby Billy's Bible Bonkers."
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- Oh, God.
- Ha, the winner gets Dusty!
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Imagine that, two
famous Christian families
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just duking it out for Dusty.
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Come on, again with this
"Bible Bonkers" bullshit?
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Give it up.
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If you want Dusty back,
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green light my fucking show.
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Pew, pew.
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Whoo-whee, sucker.
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? Praise ?
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? ?
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? Praise ?
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Jesus.
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Son of a...
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So what we coming here for?
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Well, I gotta use their
coin counting machine.
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There's maybe... I don't know...
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Right there, 30 bucks right there.
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30 bucks won't even get
us half a tank of gas.
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Well, that's half a tank more
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than we got right now, smart guy.
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All we gotta do is get to the Gemstones.
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You need to learn the value of a dollar.
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- Have fun.
- Come on.
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Let's go do the Coinstar together, huh?
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Maybe get you a candy bar,
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depending on how much
we got left, but...
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You do the coins. I
don't need a candy bar.
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I'll stand watch.
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All right.
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I appreciate you, Chuck.
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You're a good boy,
standing up with your pa
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while the rest of the
world turns their backs.
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You know, you're all I've got left.
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[CHUCKLES]
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I love you, buddy.
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I love you too, Pa.
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[SOFT MUSIC]
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[UPBEAT MUSIC]
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? ?
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What?
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12.38? God damn it.
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[EXPLOSION]
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[ALARM BLARING]
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[PEOPLE SHOUTING]
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[COUGHING]
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[SOFT MUSIC]
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[CAR ALARMS BLARING]
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? ?
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Chuck!
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Chuck!
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Authorities are still searching
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for this person of interest.
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Peter Montgomery, 64,
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had rented the truck with the bomb.
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It's still unknown whether he
escaped or died in the blast.
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We will continue to follow
this story as it develops.
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How come they ain't said
nothing about Chuck, Mama?
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Why do you think?
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'Cause there ain't nothing left of him.
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- Oh, don't say that.
- Let's stay positive.
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Chuck, poor, poor Chuck.
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[SOBBING]
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Daddy.
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Psst, Daddy.
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Remember how we were talking about how
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we were doing "Bible Bonkers"?
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We need to get two more
members to round out our team.
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We were hoping to get some ringers.
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We were thinking, maybe you
be one of our team members,
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maybe, you know, Big
Karl or Aunt May-May.
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What the hell is he talking about?
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Baby, maybe out of respect
for Chuck, we just...
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Oh, no, that's the thing, though, Amber,
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was we were gonna ask Chuck
'cause he is a huge Bible nerd,
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but it's like, obviously, now...
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So now we have to settle
for Karl or May-May.
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- Still good choices.
- That's enough.
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Hey, y'all, let's do
it for Chuck, you know?
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If he's dead like the news is making it
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really, really seem like he is,
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he would want us to win Dusty back.
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He would.
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- My son!
- Mama?
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We could do an in memorandums title card
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in the credits for him.
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- In memorials.
- It's "in memoriam."
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- The memoriams?
- Dad, that would be sick.
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To Chuck.
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[LAUGHTER]
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How many times have you heard me
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give that speech?
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Something about this time
that even some Hebrews
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came up to me.
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[LAUGHTER]
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Oh, looky here.
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Boys, boys, boys, are we doing chuckles?
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[LAUGHS]
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Simkins, I really hope
you've enjoyed your time
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with the Slick Bandit.
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We'll see where old Dusty
lands after my family
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whips your family's
ass on "Bible Bonkers."
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Better hush that cussing, Jesse,
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lest ye want another white slap.
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Don't you know who you
are up against, Jesse?
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Vance here knows the entire
New Testament by heart.
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His biblical knowledge runs deep.
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Hell, my family's biblical
knowledge runs deep too.
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Your family don't stand a chance, Jesse.
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We're gonna humiliate
you on "Bible Bonkers"
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on your own network.
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Let all your followers see how far
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the mighty Gemstone empire has fallen.
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They're all gonna leave you.
Even God will forsake you.
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- Son of a bitch.
- [BELL RINGS]
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No acts of violence will be
tolerated in the chambers.
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A black slap will be administered if so.
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- What the hell's a black slap?
- You get naked for that one.
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I dare you. Get the black slap.
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Boys, boys.
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Save it for the quiz show.
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Fine, the quiz show
it shall be saved for.
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Can't wait.
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Jesse.
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- Jesse.
- [MOCKINGLY] Jesse, Jesse.
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You keep on truckin'.
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Don't you tell me how to walk.
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- I truck everywhere I walk.
- Uh-huh.
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This'll be your face at the quiz show.
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Oh, yeah? How about this?
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How's that?
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Yeah, don't get dizzy on your way out.
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[SOFT ORGAN MUSIC]
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[SOMBER MUSIC]
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[CRYING] They took my son away from me.
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And what now?
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What am I supposed to do now?
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I don't...
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[SIGHS]
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Lord.
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Lord Jesus.
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I am in my darkest hour.
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I am but a lost sheep
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in the need of a shepherd, please.
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Please give me a sign, Lord Jesus.
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Please.
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[GROANS] I'm gonna...
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[METAL MUSIC PLAYING]
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[TENSE MUSIC]
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Oh, shoot.
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[SOFT MUSIC]
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I will not fear the terror of the night,
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nor the arrow that flies by day,
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nor the pestilence that
stalks the darkness,
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nor the plague that destroys the midday.
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Dear Lord, you are our
fortress and our refuge.
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- Amen.
- Amen.
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[SOBBING]
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Crying won't do no
good, son. Stay strong.
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The Lord's will shall be done.
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Hello, Mama.
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Karl.
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Chuck, Chuck!
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- Chuck, you're alive!
- Thank you, God.
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Chuck, oh, my gosh!
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- Oh, Chucky!
- Thank you.
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- Oh, my God, Chuck!
- My son!
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Oh!
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- Mama.
- Oh, Chuck.
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Oh!
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The Lord has delivered him back to us.
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Actually, I just hitchhiked here.
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That explosion was meant
for y'all Gemstones.
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Chuck saved you.
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I made sure there were no people nearby
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when I set it off.
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I needed to break away.
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I started to realize it
right after you left, Karl.
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Why were you, like, super mean to us
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the whole time we were held captive?
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I didn't want y'all to die or get hurt.
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I just wanted Pa to get that money.
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I thought y'all could afford it.
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I'm sorry, cousins.
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Uncle. I know it ain't no excuse.
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But I am sorry.
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I have to admit, you
keeping us from blowing up
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in an explosion is a pretty
good way to make it up to us.
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00:11:53,128 --> 00:11:55,839
- Very thoughtful.
- Creative too.
263
00:11:55,922 --> 00:11:58,499
Well, I, for one,
264
00:11:59,009 --> 00:12:01,387
do not accept this betrayer's words.
265
00:12:01,388 --> 00:12:04,391
So if you'll excuse me,
I have a quiz show program
266
00:12:04,392 --> 00:12:06,249
to make preparations for.
267
00:12:06,733 --> 00:12:09,528
[PAUL GILREATH'S "STAND ON YOUR OWN"]
268
00:12:09,604 --> 00:12:14,567
? ?
269
00:12:14,733 --> 00:12:17,194
? There comes a time ?
270
00:12:17,195 --> 00:12:21,319
? When you face the truth alone ?
271
00:12:21,741 --> 00:12:25,161
? Stand up and fight your battle ?
272
00:12:25,162 --> 00:12:28,832
? Leaving your own inhibitions behind ?
273
00:12:28,833 --> 00:12:31,333
? Stand on your own ?
274
00:12:31,341 --> 00:12:36,304
? There's no retreat,
there's no surrender ?
275
00:12:36,305 --> 00:12:37,547
? Stand on your own ?
276
00:12:37,548 --> 00:12:39,262
Hey, cuz.
277
00:12:39,263 --> 00:12:42,850
? For you must choose
what your heart tells you ?
278
00:12:43,119 --> 00:12:45,079
Jesse.
279
00:12:45,230 --> 00:12:46,815
? ?
280
00:12:46,899 --> 00:12:49,777
Look, I don't expect you to forgive me
281
00:12:49,778 --> 00:12:51,821
or be cool cousins with me anymore.
282
00:12:51,822 --> 00:12:53,063
I know I done you wrong.
283
00:12:53,064 --> 00:12:54,926
I just... I wanted to
see what it'd be like
284
00:12:54,927 --> 00:12:58,055
to have my daddy again,
see what he could teach me.
285
00:12:59,195 --> 00:13:00,571
Wasn't what I expected.
286
00:13:00,572 --> 00:13:01,781
Homie's a damn militia leader.
287
00:13:01,782 --> 00:13:03,158
I don't know what sort
of daddy/son lessons
288
00:13:03,159 --> 00:13:04,575
you were hoping to snag from that.
289
00:13:04,576 --> 00:13:06,161
That's easy for you to say.
290
00:13:06,251 --> 00:13:08,962
You got your daddy around,
and he helps you all.
291
00:13:08,963 --> 00:13:11,799
Barely, I mean, yeah, sure,
he gave us our houses, and,
292
00:13:11,800 --> 00:13:14,418
you know, fancy stuff, and the church,
293
00:13:14,419 --> 00:13:15,461
but that's fucking all.
294
00:13:15,462 --> 00:13:17,036
That other stuff is a lot.
295
00:13:17,037 --> 00:13:19,131
Well, I'd trade every bit of it
296
00:13:19,132 --> 00:13:21,509
if he'd just act like he was
proud of me every now and then
297
00:13:21,510 --> 00:13:22,552
instead of always looking at me
298
00:13:22,553 --> 00:13:24,386
like he's half-ass embarrassed.
299
00:13:24,387 --> 00:13:26,264
An old man looking at you like
that your whole entire life,
300
00:13:26,265 --> 00:13:28,932
I'd say that's worse than
having no daddy at all.
301
00:13:28,933 --> 00:13:31,340
I guess we do have that in common.
302
00:13:31,651 --> 00:13:33,862
Look to our daddies for guidance.
303
00:13:34,020 --> 00:13:37,274
But we're grown. It's up to us now.
304
00:13:37,275 --> 00:13:38,318
[SOFT MUSIC]
305
00:13:38,319 --> 00:13:40,989
Yeah, it is. I'll tell you what.
306
00:13:40,990 --> 00:13:43,117
You promise not to betray my family
307
00:13:43,118 --> 00:13:45,949
or participate in any
sort of kidnapping plots
308
00:13:45,950 --> 00:13:47,786
against me or people
that are important to me,
309
00:13:47,787 --> 00:13:48,955
then I will forgive you.
310
00:13:48,956 --> 00:13:50,954
Just know that if you
go back on your promise,
311
00:13:50,955 --> 00:13:52,999
then I will kill you, and it'll be fair,
312
00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:54,540
and there'll be nothing
you can say about it.
313
00:13:54,541 --> 00:13:56,960
- How would you kill me?
- I don't know.
314
00:13:56,961 --> 00:13:58,325
Maybe shoot you.
315
00:13:58,326 --> 00:13:59,797
I can stab you, cut you up,
316
00:13:59,798 --> 00:14:01,174
chop your little body into pieces.
317
00:14:01,175 --> 00:14:04,004
Maybe radiation poisoning.
Anything I desire.
318
00:14:04,005 --> 00:14:06,738
You won't see it coming,
but you will be dead.
319
00:14:06,739 --> 00:14:09,849
It won't matter anyway.
I'll never betray you again.
320
00:14:09,850 --> 00:14:12,311
- Or do kidnappings?
- Or do kidnappings.
321
00:14:12,477 --> 00:14:14,479
Cool cousins again?
322
00:14:15,822 --> 00:14:17,490
Cool cousins.
323
00:14:17,573 --> 00:14:20,326
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
324
00:14:20,327 --> 00:14:23,413
Gemstones and Montgomerys,
oil and vinegar,
325
00:14:23,612 --> 00:14:26,490
fire and ice, but not
tonight, dear Lord.
326
00:14:26,491 --> 00:14:28,910
Tonight we thank you for joining us here
327
00:14:28,911 --> 00:14:30,622
together as one.
328
00:14:30,794 --> 00:14:33,755
One family to defeat another family
329
00:14:33,756 --> 00:14:36,175
to win the riches of yet another man,
330
00:14:36,176 --> 00:14:37,845
a race car man.
331
00:14:38,003 --> 00:14:39,963
Please, dear heavenly
Father, give us the strength,
332
00:14:39,964 --> 00:14:42,758
courage, and dexterity
to beat the Simkins.
333
00:14:42,856 --> 00:14:45,775
Let us be victorious
today, united as one.
334
00:14:45,783 --> 00:14:47,743
- BOTH: Amen.
- Whoo!
335
00:14:47,744 --> 00:14:50,014
I'm really feeling like we
might be able to pull this off.
336
00:14:50,015 --> 00:14:52,433
Mm-hmm, me too.
Thanks for joining the squad, cuzzes.
337
00:14:52,434 --> 00:14:54,310
We know y'all are huge Bible nerds.
338
00:14:54,311 --> 00:14:55,771
So fuck yes.
339
00:14:55,772 --> 00:14:57,730
We are. We know our stuff.
340
00:14:57,772 --> 00:14:59,857
- [KNOCK AT DOOR]
- Hey, knock-knock.
341
00:14:59,858 --> 00:15:01,860
Oh, hey, come to say hi before the show?
342
00:15:01,861 --> 00:15:04,270
I came to say thank you.
343
00:15:04,778 --> 00:15:06,822
Now, having my own game show
344
00:15:06,823 --> 00:15:08,615
has always been a dream of mine.
345
00:15:08,616 --> 00:15:10,284
And y'all made that come true, now.
346
00:15:10,285 --> 00:15:12,495
You've always dreamt of
being a game show host?
347
00:15:12,496 --> 00:15:14,289
- You're goddamn right, Jesse.
- Okay.
348
00:15:14,454 --> 00:15:16,498
Now, I know y'all see
me as a mentor figure.
349
00:15:16,499 --> 00:15:19,085
It's no mystery that y'all
are basically orphans.
350
00:15:19,086 --> 00:15:21,877
I mean, your mama's dead,
your daddy's out to lunch,
351
00:15:21,878 --> 00:15:23,130
but who stepped up?
352
00:15:23,131 --> 00:15:25,884
Me, I had to step up,
and I had to guide you,
353
00:15:25,885 --> 00:15:28,217
and counsel you, and hold you.
354
00:15:28,218 --> 00:15:29,511
Well, I feel like I'm your daddy.
355
00:15:29,512 --> 00:15:30,512
- Oh.
- Yeah.
356
00:15:30,513 --> 00:15:32,474
You didn't do any of
those things you just said.
357
00:15:32,475 --> 00:15:34,391
I've done all of it.
I am all y'all's daddy.
358
00:15:34,392 --> 00:15:35,560
- BOTH: Not my daddy.
- You're not my daddy.
359
00:15:35,561 --> 00:15:37,355
- Now, I'm your daddy.
- You ain't my daddy, boy.
360
00:15:37,356 --> 00:15:39,396
- Yes, I am.
- You are not our daddy.
361
00:15:39,397 --> 00:15:40,857
- I am your daddy.
- Not our daddy.
362
00:15:40,858 --> 00:15:42,735
- You ain't my fucking daddy.
- Hush!
363
00:15:42,859 --> 00:15:44,401
- Okay.
- I said I'm your daddy.
364
00:15:44,402 --> 00:15:46,152
- You ain't my daddy.
- Listen to me.
365
00:15:46,153 --> 00:15:48,655
I know you got a lot
riding on this game tonight.
366
00:15:48,697 --> 00:15:51,909
So to show you my appreciation
and to let you know
367
00:15:51,910 --> 00:15:54,662
how much I love you, I'ma get distracted
368
00:15:54,663 --> 00:15:58,248
and leave these here deck
of cards with the answers
369
00:15:58,249 --> 00:16:00,293
to tonight's questions on
them in your dressing room.
370
00:16:00,368 --> 00:16:02,607
Oh, I'm distracted. I'm
not paying attention.
371
00:16:02,608 --> 00:16:05,110
I don't know. Did I
leave something here?
372
00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:10,594
Get over here. Good luck.
373
00:16:10,669 --> 00:16:11,887
- Judy.
- Okay.
374
00:16:11,888 --> 00:16:14,307
What the fuck is going on right now?
375
00:16:14,641 --> 00:16:18,473
Now be a star. And hey.
376
00:16:18,603 --> 00:16:20,939
Uh-huh.
377
00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:22,941
I'm proud of you.
378
00:16:23,031 --> 00:16:25,409
Now go cheat.
379
00:16:26,736 --> 00:16:29,614
- Seems dishonest to me.
- Yeah, no duh, Chuck.
380
00:16:29,615 --> 00:16:32,492
With those, there's no way
in hell we would lose to them.
381
00:16:33,576 --> 00:16:34,952
You know I ain't above cheating.
382
00:16:34,953 --> 00:16:37,539
Use our family's
wealth to purchase a win
383
00:16:37,662 --> 00:16:39,789
or hire some fellas to go
into their dressing room
384
00:16:39,790 --> 00:16:42,127
and beat the fuck out of
them, so they're incapacitated
385
00:16:42,128 --> 00:16:43,584
for the tournament tonight.
386
00:16:43,585 --> 00:16:45,295
Okay, let's do that.
387
00:16:45,311 --> 00:16:47,647
But that would not be the
behavior of a righteous man.
388
00:16:47,798 --> 00:16:51,093
Tonight we beat these
motherfuckers fair and square.
389
00:16:51,094 --> 00:16:54,556
Tonight we fucking earn this one.
390
00:16:56,182 --> 00:16:58,142
- Whoo!
- God damn it.
391
00:16:58,143 --> 00:17:00,478
Well, I am so proud of you, Jesse.
392
00:17:00,561 --> 00:17:02,646
That being said, we are
definitely gonna lose now.
393
00:17:02,647 --> 00:17:04,654
You know what, this
is gonna take too long.
394
00:17:05,326 --> 00:17:08,756
- Oh.
- Oh, God dang.
395
00:17:08,757 --> 00:17:12,239
There, now no one look at the cards
396
00:17:12,240 --> 00:17:14,117
'cause they got my cock cooties on them.
397
00:17:14,199 --> 00:17:15,992
Now let's go win.
398
00:17:15,993 --> 00:17:17,045
- Amen.
- Whoo!
399
00:17:17,046 --> 00:17:18,279
- Let's win!
- Come on!
400
00:17:18,280 --> 00:17:20,532
- Let's go!
- Okay.
401
00:17:20,747 --> 00:17:23,291
I never thought I'd see the
day when our grown children
402
00:17:23,292 --> 00:17:25,420
were together on a quiz show, Eli.
403
00:17:25,421 --> 00:17:28,926
- [BOTH LAUGH]
- That is kind of crazy.
404
00:17:29,049 --> 00:17:32,061
Oh, my God, is that who I think it is?
405
00:17:32,592 --> 00:17:35,716
Damn, it's Peter. That is him.
406
00:17:35,717 --> 00:17:38,850
[TENSE MUSIC]
407
00:17:38,851 --> 00:17:41,437
Follow him discreetly.
408
00:17:41,519 --> 00:17:45,519
? ?
409
00:17:47,067 --> 00:17:49,235
Amen.
410
00:17:49,319 --> 00:17:51,751
[WHISPERING] Go bonkers.
411
00:17:52,045 --> 00:17:54,156
[UPBEAT MUSIC]
412
00:17:54,157 --> 00:17:56,701
Who did Jesus bring back to life?
413
00:17:56,825 --> 00:17:58,410
ALL: Lazarus!
414
00:17:58,411 --> 00:18:01,539
What is the color of
death's great horse?
415
00:18:01,540 --> 00:18:03,041
ALL: Pale!
416
00:18:03,042 --> 00:18:05,626
And who put all the animals on the boat?
417
00:18:05,627 --> 00:18:07,712
ALL: Noah!
418
00:18:07,754 --> 00:18:11,754
? ?
419
00:18:16,763 --> 00:18:20,057
- ? Let's go ?
- ? Bible bonkers ?
420
00:18:20,058 --> 00:18:23,019
? Buzzing in in the name of the Lord ?
421
00:18:23,020 --> 00:18:25,729
? Bible bonkers ?
422
00:18:25,730 --> 00:18:28,315
? Where Jesus has the highest score ?
423
00:18:28,316 --> 00:18:31,402
? From Abraham and
Sarah to Adam and Eve ?
424
00:18:31,403 --> 00:18:35,907
? A little burning
bush to an olive tree ?
425
00:18:35,908 --> 00:18:39,243
? Let's go Bible bonkers ?
- ? It's time to play ?
426
00:18:39,244 --> 00:18:43,039
- ? God's favorite game ?
- ? Bible bonkers ?
427
00:18:43,040 --> 00:18:46,585
? Bible bonkers ?
- ? God's favorite game ?
428
00:18:46,586 --> 00:18:49,297
Whoo!
429
00:18:49,504 --> 00:18:52,173
Welcome to the very first episode
430
00:18:52,174 --> 00:18:55,801
of a soon-to-be Christian
cultural phenomenon,
431
00:18:55,802 --> 00:18:58,313
"Baby Billy's Bible Bonkers"!
432
00:18:58,389 --> 00:18:59,932
I'm so blessed to have you here.
433
00:18:59,933 --> 00:19:02,933
You're from all over the
world, and that's a big ask,
434
00:19:03,016 --> 00:19:05,352
considering the price
of gasoline these days.
435
00:19:05,353 --> 00:19:07,978
Everything is so expensive, even wood.
436
00:19:07,979 --> 00:19:09,606
If Noah was alive today,
437
00:19:09,607 --> 00:19:11,691
he couldn't have built
the ark out of wood.
438
00:19:11,692 --> 00:19:13,277
He would have had to make a dinghy.
439
00:19:13,278 --> 00:19:15,196
[LAUGHTER]
440
00:19:15,197 --> 00:19:18,408
All righty, let's bring
out our first contestants.
441
00:19:18,575 --> 00:19:23,121
Bonker Boys, bring out
the Gemstone family!
442
00:19:23,164 --> 00:19:25,790
Yes! Come on, baby!
443
00:19:25,791 --> 00:19:29,791
? ?
444
00:19:32,212 --> 00:19:33,422
All right, all right.
445
00:19:33,423 --> 00:19:34,966
Now let's bring out their opponents,
446
00:19:34,967 --> 00:19:37,843
the Simkin family!
447
00:19:37,851 --> 00:19:41,851
? ?
448
00:19:44,851 --> 00:19:46,238
All right, all right.
449
00:19:46,239 --> 00:19:48,441
Let's have the team captains
please come up here...
450
00:19:48,442 --> 00:19:49,902
- You got it, Jesse, go on now.
- To the buzzer podiums.
451
00:19:49,903 --> 00:19:51,483
Let's go, there's a
lot on the line tonight.
452
00:19:51,484 --> 00:19:53,694
So let's get at 'em.
First question, here we go.
453
00:19:53,917 --> 00:19:56,503
How long was Lazarus dead for
454
00:19:56,529 --> 00:19:58,990
when Jesus brought him back to life?
455
00:19:58,991 --> 00:20:00,200
[BUZZER CHIMES]
456
00:20:00,201 --> 00:20:02,993
- Four days.
- Four days, that is correct.
457
00:20:02,994 --> 00:20:04,793
That's a point, Simkins.
458
00:20:04,794 --> 00:20:06,630
Next one. Next person come up.
459
00:20:06,631 --> 00:20:08,165
- That's my brother!
- Let's go, Gemstones!
460
00:20:08,166 --> 00:20:10,621
Shake it off, shake it off.
461
00:20:10,853 --> 00:20:12,544
Judy, you got this!
462
00:20:12,545 --> 00:20:14,464
- Give me some sugar now.
- Okay.
463
00:20:14,465 --> 00:20:15,496
Whoa!
464
00:20:15,497 --> 00:20:17,132
It's fine! He's my uncle!
465
00:20:17,133 --> 00:20:18,152
Next question.
466
00:20:18,153 --> 00:20:21,386
What is the shortest Bible verse?
467
00:20:21,387 --> 00:20:23,013
[BUZZER CHIMES]
468
00:20:23,014 --> 00:20:25,308
John 11:35, "Jesus wept."
469
00:20:25,309 --> 00:20:26,894
- Yeah, duh.
- All right!
470
00:20:26,895 --> 00:20:28,772
Another point for the Simkins.
471
00:20:28,773 --> 00:20:30,020
- Judy!
- See, I knew that.
472
00:20:30,021 --> 00:20:31,410
Don't worry. I got this.
473
00:20:31,411 --> 00:20:34,262
- Yeah, go on, get on up there.
- All right.
474
00:20:40,289 --> 00:20:42,208
Kelvin Gemstone!
475
00:20:42,325 --> 00:20:43,534
Finish the scripture:
476
00:20:43,535 --> 00:20:48,246
James 1:5, "If any of you
lack wisdom, let him..."
477
00:20:48,247 --> 00:20:50,082
- [BUZZER CHIMES]
- Ask of God!
478
00:20:50,083 --> 00:20:52,210
- God, I knew it.
- That is correct!
479
00:20:52,211 --> 00:20:53,796
- Yes!
- [MOUTHING]
480
00:20:53,797 --> 00:20:56,175
- Nicodemus.
- Correct!
481
00:20:56,284 --> 00:20:58,887
- An ark of bulrushes.
- Correct!
482
00:20:59,355 --> 00:21:01,885
Another point for the Simkins!
483
00:21:01,886 --> 00:21:04,472
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
484
00:21:04,473 --> 00:21:06,824
Where's he going?
485
00:21:08,142 --> 00:21:10,019
He's going to the church.
486
00:21:10,020 --> 00:21:11,771
What?
487
00:21:11,862 --> 00:21:15,862
? ?
488
00:21:26,744 --> 00:21:28,746
Peter, what the hell are you doing?
489
00:21:28,747 --> 00:21:30,206
Stop!
490
00:21:30,248 --> 00:21:32,262
Don't come any closer!
491
00:21:32,758 --> 00:21:35,927
? ?
492
00:21:36,004 --> 00:21:38,465
- Ha!
- It's my new bomb!
493
00:21:40,082 --> 00:21:42,917
Young and eager, don't you try it.
494
00:21:43,386 --> 00:21:44,970
See this here?
495
00:21:44,971 --> 00:21:47,590
I Bluetooth connected
the bomb to my Fitbit.
496
00:21:48,182 --> 00:21:50,184
Acts as a dead man's switch.
497
00:21:50,268 --> 00:21:51,602
If my heartbeat stops,
498
00:21:51,603 --> 00:21:54,814
Mr. Fitbit here tells
Mr. Bomb to explode.
499
00:21:54,815 --> 00:21:56,440
So don't try anything!
500
00:21:56,441 --> 00:21:58,318
What is with you and bombs now?
501
00:21:58,483 --> 00:22:01,278
Pfft, you're a damn fool, Peter!
502
00:22:01,279 --> 00:22:03,676
I got nothing left!
503
00:22:04,331 --> 00:22:06,625
Don't you know?
504
00:22:08,952 --> 00:22:12,706
We lost him, May-May. We lost our boy.
505
00:22:12,707 --> 00:22:14,959
He's the only thing I
had left in this world,
506
00:22:14,960 --> 00:22:16,334
and now he's gone.
507
00:22:16,335 --> 00:22:18,671
Chuck ain't dead, you idiot!
508
00:22:18,755 --> 00:22:21,924
He's in the studio
you're trying to blow up!
509
00:22:21,925 --> 00:22:26,096
Chuck set the bomb off! He
did it to get away from you.
510
00:22:26,152 --> 00:22:28,363
Wait.
511
00:22:30,788 --> 00:22:34,645
Now, the Gemstone family
lost that first round,
512
00:22:34,646 --> 00:22:37,565
which means the team captain is sent
513
00:22:37,690 --> 00:22:39,730
to the Hurricane Booth!
514
00:22:39,731 --> 00:22:41,653
? ?
515
00:22:41,654 --> 00:22:43,779
- The hell's a Hurricane Booth?
- You about to find out.
516
00:22:43,780 --> 00:22:46,574
Bonker Boys, take him away!
517
00:22:46,575 --> 00:22:47,824
- No.
- Let's go!
518
00:22:47,825 --> 00:22:49,832
- No, no.
- Yeah, come on out.
519
00:22:49,833 --> 00:22:51,578
Oh, get him out.
520
00:22:51,662 --> 00:22:54,415
Great going! In the box!
521
00:22:54,416 --> 00:22:57,419
Let's go. Get him over.
522
00:22:57,420 --> 00:22:58,919
Keep going to the Hurricane Booth.
523
00:22:58,920 --> 00:23:02,507
This is the bonkers part of the program!
524
00:23:02,508 --> 00:23:05,509
Now every single time the
Gemstones get one wrong,
525
00:23:05,510 --> 00:23:08,303
we gon' blast Jesse
in the Hurricane Booth!
526
00:23:08,304 --> 00:23:10,723
[SCREAMING]
527
00:23:10,724 --> 00:23:13,518
[LAUGHTER]
528
00:23:18,939 --> 00:23:22,192
So you turned Chuck against me too, huh?
529
00:23:22,201 --> 00:23:25,621
It's all your fault any
of this happened, Eli.
530
00:23:25,779 --> 00:23:27,614
It's always been your fault.
531
00:23:27,697 --> 00:23:29,090
You don't gotta do this.
532
00:23:29,091 --> 00:23:31,762
You know it's not
what Christ would want.
533
00:23:32,604 --> 00:23:35,315
Well, come to think of it,
534
00:23:35,316 --> 00:23:40,238
nowadays, I don't even
know what Christ wants.
535
00:23:40,545 --> 00:23:43,048
[SOFT MUSIC]
536
00:23:43,104 --> 00:23:48,485
But I do know he always seems
to have the Gemstones' backs.
537
00:23:48,636 --> 00:23:51,055
There's one thing I keep telling myself
538
00:23:51,056 --> 00:23:53,321
to make me feel better.
539
00:23:53,732 --> 00:23:56,401
The Lord builds them up,
540
00:23:56,443 --> 00:23:58,653
so when they fall,
541
00:23:58,730 --> 00:24:02,692
they fall harder than
any of these righteous...
542
00:24:03,972 --> 00:24:05,223
What is that?
543
00:24:05,224 --> 00:24:08,364
A bug just knocked
its ass on your mouth.
544
00:24:08,365 --> 00:24:10,102
[CHUCKLES] Ugh.
545
00:24:10,909 --> 00:24:12,344
- Whoa.
- Whoa!
546
00:24:12,345 --> 00:24:14,912
Hey, hey! Damn.
547
00:24:14,920 --> 00:24:17,089
Hey! Whoa!
548
00:24:17,248 --> 00:24:19,083
Look!
549
00:24:19,084 --> 00:24:21,961
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
550
00:24:22,053 --> 00:24:26,053
? ?
551
00:24:30,511 --> 00:24:34,098
Now, from the book of Leviticus...
552
00:24:34,099 --> 00:24:35,266
[INSECTS BUZZING]
553
00:24:35,267 --> 00:24:38,352
- Everybody get inside!
- Agh!
554
00:24:38,353 --> 00:24:42,353
? ?
555
00:24:54,851 --> 00:24:56,495
Go, go, go, go, go!
556
00:24:56,496 --> 00:24:59,165
[SCREAMS]
557
00:24:59,166 --> 00:25:02,044
[ALL SCREAMING]
558
00:25:02,210 --> 00:25:06,210
? ?
559
00:25:09,834 --> 00:25:11,293
Fuck!
560
00:25:11,344 --> 00:25:13,138
[GRUNTS]
561
00:25:13,228 --> 00:25:17,228
? ?
562
00:25:22,510 --> 00:25:24,792
Son of bitches!
563
00:25:24,983 --> 00:25:28,445
? ?
564
00:25:28,486 --> 00:25:31,031
[METAL CREAKING]
565
00:25:31,114 --> 00:25:32,907
? ?
566
00:25:32,999 --> 00:25:35,877
[SCREAMING]
567
00:25:35,952 --> 00:25:37,912
? ?
568
00:25:37,913 --> 00:25:39,790
Baby Billy!
569
00:25:39,791 --> 00:25:41,918
? ?
570
00:25:42,175 --> 00:25:45,011
[WHIMPERING]
571
00:25:45,086 --> 00:25:46,862
Chuck!
572
00:25:47,172 --> 00:25:49,174
Karl!
573
00:25:49,257 --> 00:25:53,257
? ?
574
00:25:57,849 --> 00:26:00,331
I got you, Dusty! Let's go!
575
00:26:00,980 --> 00:26:02,190
Oh, no!
576
00:26:02,191 --> 00:26:03,317
Oh, God.
577
00:26:03,605 --> 00:26:04,814
[STAGGERING]
578
00:26:04,815 --> 00:26:06,440
Jesse, where are you?
579
00:26:06,441 --> 00:26:08,068
Jesse!
580
00:26:08,069 --> 00:26:09,902
Amber! Amber!
581
00:26:09,903 --> 00:26:11,667
Dad! Go, go, I got 'em.
582
00:26:11,668 --> 00:26:13,569
- I got 'em.
- Come on, let's get Jesse!
583
00:26:13,570 --> 00:26:14,864
Let's go!
584
00:26:15,136 --> 00:26:17,659
Jesse, Jesse, where is Eli?
585
00:26:17,660 --> 00:26:20,175
- Go! Come on!
- Come on!
586
00:26:20,955 --> 00:26:22,374
My boys!
587
00:26:23,128 --> 00:26:25,116
- [CRYING]
- May-May!
588
00:26:25,117 --> 00:26:26,809
May-May!
589
00:26:26,810 --> 00:26:28,087
Come on, let's get her.
590
00:26:28,088 --> 00:26:29,839
Get in! In here.
591
00:26:29,840 --> 00:26:31,175
Let's go.
592
00:26:31,176 --> 00:26:32,261
Oh, oh!
593
00:26:32,262 --> 00:26:34,551
Ah! Get down here.
594
00:26:34,552 --> 00:26:38,973
[GRUNTING]
595
00:26:38,974 --> 00:26:40,183
BJ!
596
00:26:40,270 --> 00:26:41,771
Judy!
597
00:26:42,018 --> 00:26:43,686
Keefe! No!
598
00:26:43,687 --> 00:26:45,647
Come on, Pa. Pa! Pa, come on.
599
00:26:45,707 --> 00:26:47,542
Come on, let's go.
600
00:26:47,607 --> 00:26:49,359
Let's go!
601
00:26:49,433 --> 00:26:50,754
Don't you let go of me.
602
00:26:50,755 --> 00:26:52,090
Never!
603
00:26:53,279 --> 00:26:55,031
- Go!
- I got you, Keefe!
604
00:26:55,081 --> 00:26:56,614
- Jesse!
- Come on, get in there!
605
00:26:56,615 --> 00:26:58,951
? ?
606
00:26:58,952 --> 00:26:59,952
No!
607
00:26:59,953 --> 00:27:01,204
Jesse, where are you going?
608
00:27:01,205 --> 00:27:02,828
I gotta find my daddy!
609
00:27:02,829 --> 00:27:03,872
[MOUTHS WORDS]
610
00:27:03,873 --> 00:27:05,583
What did he say?
611
00:27:05,625 --> 00:27:07,627
He went to find some titty!
612
00:27:09,598 --> 00:27:11,141
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
613
00:27:11,142 --> 00:27:12,393
Goddamn!
614
00:27:12,716 --> 00:27:16,011
? ?
615
00:27:16,044 --> 00:27:18,005
[GRUNTS] Daddy!
616
00:27:18,137 --> 00:27:21,432
Daddy! Daddy!
617
00:27:21,440 --> 00:27:25,444
[COUGHING]
618
00:27:25,445 --> 00:27:27,062
- Jesse!
- Dad!
619
00:27:27,071 --> 00:27:32,071
? ?
620
00:27:33,702 --> 00:27:36,496
[PEOPLE SCREAMING]
621
00:27:36,573 --> 00:27:39,451
[SOMBER MUSIC]
622
00:27:39,534 --> 00:27:46,708
? ?
623
00:28:13,977 --> 00:28:17,022
[PENSIVE WESTERN MUSIC]
624
00:28:17,113 --> 00:28:22,113
? ?
625
00:28:32,837 --> 00:28:34,837
We gonna have to do some reshoots.
626
00:28:34,838 --> 00:28:38,838
? ?
627
00:28:40,978 --> 00:28:42,096
Dusty, you okay?
628
00:28:42,097 --> 00:28:43,973
I've been so worried about you.
629
00:28:44,015 --> 00:28:48,015
? ?
630
00:28:50,972 --> 00:28:52,974
[WHISPERING HOARSELY]
Whoo-whee, sucker.
631
00:28:53,024 --> 00:28:56,410
Well, Dusty, come on, now.
632
00:28:57,070 --> 00:28:59,072
[SIGHS]
633
00:28:59,080 --> 00:29:02,032
Oh, hey, guys. I was
looking all over for you.
634
00:29:02,033 --> 00:29:04,004
Where were you? Come here.
635
00:29:05,161 --> 00:29:06,496
What?
636
00:29:06,538 --> 00:29:10,538
? ?
637
00:29:31,563 --> 00:29:33,273
You all right?
638
00:29:33,274 --> 00:29:34,776
Okay, good.
639
00:29:35,308 --> 00:29:37,018
You all right?
640
00:29:37,292 --> 00:29:38,737
That was God.
641
00:29:38,818 --> 00:29:40,612
That was God talking to us,
642
00:29:40,613 --> 00:29:42,154
just as sure as I'm talking to you.
643
00:29:42,155 --> 00:29:43,824
That was God's hand, Peter.
644
00:29:43,825 --> 00:29:46,327
I know it was.
645
00:29:46,418 --> 00:29:49,471
Chuck didn't die in
that explosion, Papa.
646
00:29:50,252 --> 00:29:51,749
He sees that, Karl.
647
00:29:51,750 --> 00:29:53,752
And I'm glad.
648
00:29:53,917 --> 00:29:55,419
I thought I got you killed.
649
00:29:55,420 --> 00:29:58,256
[TENDER MUSIC]
650
00:29:58,380 --> 00:29:59,923
Seems like me getting out of prison's
651
00:29:59,924 --> 00:30:01,259
the worst thing could've happened
652
00:30:01,260 --> 00:30:03,345
to this family.
653
00:30:03,477 --> 00:30:05,103
I should never have come home
654
00:30:05,179 --> 00:30:07,139
and brought all this misery upon y'all.
655
00:30:07,140 --> 00:30:09,017
No, no.
656
00:30:09,141 --> 00:30:10,476
The worst thing that
happened to this family
657
00:30:10,477 --> 00:30:11,936
was when you got locked up.
658
00:30:12,103 --> 00:30:14,605
I blamed everyone else, even Eli,
659
00:30:14,614 --> 00:30:16,824
but truth is,
660
00:30:16,825 --> 00:30:19,452
this all happened cause
we had our own problems.
661
00:30:19,611 --> 00:30:22,113
I mean, you were just trying
to make our lives better,
662
00:30:22,114 --> 00:30:24,792
more comfortable, and I...
663
00:30:25,784 --> 00:30:28,151
I never supported you.
664
00:30:28,378 --> 00:30:31,005
I'm really sorry for that, Peter.
665
00:30:31,330 --> 00:30:32,998
I don't think I've ever heard you say
666
00:30:32,999 --> 00:30:34,564
you're sorry before, Mama.
667
00:30:34,565 --> 00:30:36,126
Yeah, 'cause she's never said it before.
668
00:30:36,127 --> 00:30:37,629
Well, I'm saying it now.
669
00:30:37,712 --> 00:30:39,756
? ?
670
00:30:39,839 --> 00:30:41,632
I love you guys.
671
00:30:41,633 --> 00:30:43,593
? ?
672
00:30:43,676 --> 00:30:46,178
- I love you, Dad.
- [CHUCKLES]
673
00:30:46,179 --> 00:30:48,515
God moves in mysterious ways.
674
00:30:48,598 --> 00:30:52,598
? ?
675
00:30:55,146 --> 00:30:57,107
I feel like I got my family back.
676
00:30:57,189 --> 00:30:58,482
Oh, jeez.
677
00:30:58,483 --> 00:31:01,403
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
678
00:31:01,477 --> 00:31:02,937
? ?
679
00:31:02,938 --> 00:31:05,276
The dead man's switch.
680
00:31:05,596 --> 00:31:09,596
? ?
681
00:31:11,454 --> 00:31:13,832
[QUAVERS]
682
00:31:13,833 --> 00:31:16,652
The bomb! It's set to explode!
683
00:31:16,653 --> 00:31:17,960
What did he say, a bomb?
684
00:31:18,002 --> 00:31:19,503
- [ENGINE TURNS OVER]
- Oh, shit.
685
00:31:19,504 --> 00:31:20,839
It's gonna vaporize this whole place!
686
00:31:20,840 --> 00:31:22,089
There's only one thing I can do,
687
00:31:22,090 --> 00:31:24,008
and that's drive it out of here!
688
00:31:24,009 --> 00:31:26,469
But Pa, you'll... You'll blow up.
689
00:31:26,511 --> 00:31:28,638
[RESOLUTE MUSIC]
690
00:31:28,639 --> 00:31:29,807
Peter, no!
691
00:31:29,808 --> 00:31:31,894
- Pa!
- Daddy, no!
692
00:31:32,099 --> 00:31:35,602
To tomorrow's fires!
693
00:31:35,603 --> 00:31:37,253
- No!
- No, no!
694
00:31:37,254 --> 00:31:38,731
No, Daddy!
695
00:31:38,732 --> 00:31:39,858
Pa!
696
00:31:39,906 --> 00:31:42,826
[SOMBER MUSIC]
697
00:31:42,861 --> 00:31:46,861
? ?
698
00:31:52,143 --> 00:31:53,894
Pa...
699
00:31:55,527 --> 00:31:56,915
Papa, no!
700
00:31:56,916 --> 00:32:00,962
? ?
701
00:32:00,963 --> 00:32:02,511
Oh, jeez!
702
00:32:05,258 --> 00:32:08,136
[CRYING]
703
00:32:16,728 --> 00:32:18,438
Friends, we are here today
704
00:32:18,529 --> 00:32:21,741
to say goodbye to a wonderful man,
705
00:32:21,742 --> 00:32:23,703
a true legend,
706
00:32:23,704 --> 00:32:26,832
NASCAR's own Dusty Daniels.
707
00:32:27,072 --> 00:32:29,741
People knew him as the Slick Bandit.
708
00:32:29,783 --> 00:32:31,659
He lived big,
709
00:32:31,660 --> 00:32:33,537
drove fast,
710
00:32:33,703 --> 00:32:36,081
and spoke from the heart.
711
00:32:36,204 --> 00:32:38,165
Our family was lucky enough
712
00:32:38,166 --> 00:32:40,168
to get close to Dusty.
713
00:32:40,251 --> 00:32:43,713
Before he passed away
peacefully in his sleep,
714
00:32:43,763 --> 00:32:46,910
he entrusted his estate to us,
715
00:32:47,340 --> 00:32:49,593
and we couldn't be happier
716
00:32:49,601 --> 00:32:54,089
to put his money to
good use in his name.
717
00:32:54,932 --> 00:32:56,225
He will be missed
718
00:32:56,226 --> 00:32:57,727
but not forgotten.
719
00:32:58,059 --> 00:33:00,096
So together,
720
00:33:00,097 --> 00:33:01,932
we say
721
00:33:02,107 --> 00:33:03,775
"Whoo-whee, sucker"
722
00:33:03,899 --> 00:33:05,442
one last time
723
00:33:05,443 --> 00:33:08,331
for the fastest man on four wheels.
724
00:33:08,409 --> 00:33:11,147
ALL: Whoo-whee, sucker.
725
00:33:11,282 --> 00:33:15,282
? ?
726
00:33:18,247 --> 00:33:19,373
How do you fix your life
727
00:33:19,374 --> 00:33:21,354
when everything goes up in smokes?
728
00:33:21,355 --> 00:33:23,127
Good question.
729
00:33:23,128 --> 00:33:25,183
It's one that I ask
myself every single day,
730
00:33:25,184 --> 00:33:27,812
because marriage isn't easy.
731
00:33:28,007 --> 00:33:29,341
But by using the System,
732
00:33:29,342 --> 00:33:32,137
my wife and I are now
doing better than ever.
733
00:33:32,260 --> 00:33:34,179
Trust me, I did not think
734
00:33:34,180 --> 00:33:36,557
the System would be any good at all.
735
00:33:36,558 --> 00:33:38,517
Getting handed this box of the System,
736
00:33:38,518 --> 00:33:41,646
we were so mad. We wanted to kill.
737
00:33:41,647 --> 00:33:44,524
We thought, "What is
this scam? Why is it $500?
738
00:33:44,525 --> 00:33:46,525
"Why is Amber at our
house, giving it to us?
739
00:33:46,526 --> 00:33:49,029
Like, everything about this is shady."
740
00:33:49,194 --> 00:33:51,113
- [CLEARS THROAT]
- But then we tried it,
741
00:33:51,114 --> 00:33:53,531
and it helped everything:
742
00:33:53,532 --> 00:33:56,972
our friendship, our love, our laughter.
743
00:33:57,010 --> 00:33:58,879
Thank you so much, the System.
744
00:33:58,908 --> 00:34:01,472
See what the System can do for you.
745
00:34:02,166 --> 00:34:03,542
I really was off about you.
746
00:34:03,543 --> 00:34:06,087
I mean, I used to dread
if I had to go something
747
00:34:06,088 --> 00:34:07,379
and I knew you were gonna be there.
748
00:34:07,380 --> 00:34:09,341
- Mm.
- Like, "Oh, man, fuck me.
749
00:34:09,342 --> 00:34:11,381
"Now I'm gonna have to,
like, make conversation
750
00:34:11,382 --> 00:34:14,386
with the dumb, mean bitch
my brother's married to."
751
00:34:14,469 --> 00:34:16,263
Because you don't feel that way anymore.
752
00:34:16,346 --> 00:34:18,640
I mean, I'm not trying
753
00:34:18,641 --> 00:34:19,976
to, like, be best friends or nothing.
754
00:34:19,977 --> 00:34:21,102
Right.
755
00:34:21,177 --> 00:34:23,012
I'm doing compliments.
756
00:34:23,103 --> 00:34:25,706
This is a cool moment for you.
757
00:34:26,190 --> 00:34:28,025
I'll never forget it.
758
00:34:28,109 --> 00:34:30,195
Here we are again,
759
00:34:30,277 --> 00:34:32,596
parked outside of another shop of sin.
760
00:34:32,597 --> 00:34:34,531
God's work is never done.
761
00:34:34,532 --> 00:34:36,700
Should we wait for the other
Smut Busters to get here,
762
00:34:36,701 --> 00:34:39,954
or just do, like, a
test run, me and you?
763
00:34:39,955 --> 00:34:42,790
Yeah, let them know we are watching,
764
00:34:42,956 --> 00:34:44,542
judging their lifestyle,
765
00:34:44,543 --> 00:34:46,584
you know, what they
do in their spare time.
766
00:34:46,585 --> 00:34:48,087
Yeah, like,
767
00:34:48,088 --> 00:34:49,880
judge what people do in their bedrooms,
768
00:34:49,881 --> 00:34:51,089
- behind closed doors.
- Yeah.
769
00:34:51,090 --> 00:34:52,547
Yeah.
770
00:34:54,052 --> 00:34:56,012
Or...
771
00:34:56,013 --> 00:34:58,015
we could just let this one go.
772
00:34:58,181 --> 00:34:59,348
Let it go?
773
00:34:59,349 --> 00:35:03,101
Yeah, like, maybe there are
other ways to serve the Lord.
774
00:35:03,102 --> 00:35:05,229
Maybe this is the kind of situation
775
00:35:05,230 --> 00:35:08,008
where you live and let live, you know?
776
00:35:08,607 --> 00:35:10,859
Live and let live, you say?
777
00:35:10,942 --> 00:35:12,319
Yeah.
778
00:35:12,320 --> 00:35:13,988
That was just an expression I made up
779
00:35:13,989 --> 00:35:15,489
on the spot right there.
780
00:35:15,497 --> 00:35:17,563
Popped to my head like magic.
781
00:35:18,410 --> 00:35:20,120
Wow.
782
00:35:20,203 --> 00:35:22,831
[MILITARISTIC MUSIC]
783
00:35:22,954 --> 00:35:24,289
I look like an asshole.
784
00:35:24,290 --> 00:35:25,417
Your journey to becoming
785
00:35:25,418 --> 00:35:27,710
a man worthy of the Gemstone name
786
00:35:27,711 --> 00:35:28,983
begins today.
787
00:35:28,984 --> 00:35:30,422
There comes a time in every kid's life
788
00:35:30,423 --> 00:35:32,339
where he's gotta move
out of his parents' house,
789
00:35:32,340 --> 00:35:34,050
strike out into the world on your own,
790
00:35:34,051 --> 00:35:37,054
push yourself to achieve things
you never thought possible.
791
00:35:37,055 --> 00:35:38,262
You didn't do that.
792
00:35:38,345 --> 00:35:39,513
You literally live
793
00:35:39,514 --> 00:35:41,265
on the same property as Granddad.
794
00:35:41,266 --> 00:35:43,267
You know, there was a time
when I would've slapped the taste
795
00:35:43,268 --> 00:35:45,143
out of your fucking mouth
for saying that to me,
796
00:35:45,144 --> 00:35:46,437
but not anymore,
797
00:35:46,520 --> 00:35:47,896
because you're right.
798
00:35:47,897 --> 00:35:49,733
I didn't earn it.
799
00:35:49,734 --> 00:35:51,688
It was given to me.
800
00:35:52,193 --> 00:35:53,444
I wonder who I would've been
801
00:35:53,445 --> 00:35:55,280
if I would've had to work for it,
802
00:35:55,284 --> 00:35:58,371
if I had to fight tooth
and nail to survive.
803
00:35:58,491 --> 00:36:00,758
I'd like to think I could've done it,
804
00:36:01,286 --> 00:36:03,246
but I'll never know.
805
00:36:03,288 --> 00:36:04,831
I don't want that for you.
806
00:36:04,996 --> 00:36:07,916
I'm fine with that
being how it goes for me.
807
00:36:07,999 --> 00:36:09,126
Seriously, Dad.
808
00:36:09,127 --> 00:36:10,545
You're gonna earn it.
809
00:36:10,710 --> 00:36:13,088
You're gonna be a better
man than me when it's done.
810
00:36:13,089 --> 00:36:14,591
It's my gift to you.
811
00:36:14,592 --> 00:36:15,927
A gift?
812
00:36:16,092 --> 00:36:19,720
You're making me go to a
fucking military school.
813
00:36:19,721 --> 00:36:22,807
I'm making sure you
learn how to fly, my son.
814
00:36:22,931 --> 00:36:24,266
Come here.
815
00:36:24,349 --> 00:36:25,934
I love you.
816
00:36:25,935 --> 00:36:28,605
[WHISTLE BLOWS]
817
00:36:28,646 --> 00:36:30,148
? ?
818
00:36:30,149 --> 00:36:33,053
They're gonna eat his fucking ass alive.
819
00:36:34,067 --> 00:36:35,235
Now that you're all healed,
820
00:36:35,236 --> 00:36:36,780
I take it you'll be leaving me
821
00:36:36,781 --> 00:36:38,789
looking for a new driver.
822
00:36:40,867 --> 00:36:43,327
Well, Granddad, if I
stayed and didn't leave...
823
00:36:43,328 --> 00:36:45,538
You can drive for me
as long as you want,
824
00:36:45,539 --> 00:36:48,852
but don't let it keep you
from following your calling.
825
00:36:49,542 --> 00:36:52,073
Well, Grandad, that's the thing. Uh...
826
00:36:53,296 --> 00:36:54,797
if I wanted to learn to do what you do,
827
00:36:54,798 --> 00:36:56,440
would you teach me?
828
00:36:56,940 --> 00:36:59,901
[SOFT MUSIC]
829
00:36:59,977 --> 00:37:02,073
You wanna preach?
830
00:37:04,391 --> 00:37:06,476
Yeah, I think I might.
831
00:37:06,518 --> 00:37:10,518
? ?
832
00:37:12,899 --> 00:37:14,650
- Got one.
- Oh!
833
00:37:14,651 --> 00:37:16,091
Ease on.
834
00:37:16,313 --> 00:37:17,861
- There it is.
- Come on, keep him.
835
00:37:17,862 --> 00:37:20,782
[UPBEAT BANJO MUSIC]
836
00:37:20,865 --> 00:37:24,865
? ?
837
00:37:31,876 --> 00:37:34,629
? Give me a word, give me a sign ?
838
00:37:34,630 --> 00:37:36,213
? Show me where to look ?
839
00:37:36,214 --> 00:37:39,217
? And tell me, what will I find? ?
840
00:37:39,218 --> 00:37:42,281
? What will I find? ?
841
00:37:43,275 --> 00:37:46,056
? Lay me on the ground,
fly me in the sky ?
842
00:37:46,057 --> 00:37:47,350
? Show me where to look ?
843
00:37:47,351 --> 00:37:50,479
? And tell me, what will I find? ?
844
00:37:50,488 --> 00:37:54,492
? What will I find? ?
845
00:37:54,607 --> 00:37:57,068
? ?
846
00:37:57,069 --> 00:37:58,237
? Yeah ?
847
00:37:58,238 --> 00:37:59,990
? ?
848
00:38:00,196 --> 00:38:02,407
? Oh ?
849
00:38:02,408 --> 00:38:04,575
? Heaven let your light shine down ?
850
00:38:04,576 --> 00:38:05,827
? ?
851
00:38:05,828 --> 00:38:07,622
? Oh ?
852
00:38:07,623 --> 00:38:10,921
? Heaven let your light shine ?
853
00:38:11,281 --> 00:38:12,916
Oh, wow.
854
00:38:12,917 --> 00:38:14,294
[INDISTINCT CONVERSATION]
855
00:38:14,295 --> 00:38:19,842
? ?
856
00:38:20,049 --> 00:38:21,467
? Love is in the water ?
857
00:38:21,468 --> 00:38:23,136
? Love is in the air ?
858
00:38:23,137 --> 00:38:24,553
? Show me where to go ?
859
00:38:24,554 --> 00:38:28,054
? And tell me, will love be there? ?
860
00:38:28,055 --> 00:38:30,768
? Will love be there? ?
861
00:38:30,769 --> 00:38:31,895
? ?
862
00:38:31,896 --> 00:38:34,524
? Teach me how to speak,
teach me how to share ?
863
00:38:34,525 --> 00:38:35,939
? Teach me where to go ?
864
00:38:35,940 --> 00:38:37,984
? And tell me will love be there? ?
865
00:38:38,150 --> 00:38:39,985
My turn, fuckers!
866
00:38:39,986 --> 00:38:41,904
? Will love be there? ?
867
00:38:41,905 --> 00:38:45,283
? ?
868
00:38:45,365 --> 00:38:47,659
[SCREAMING] Yeah!
869
00:38:47,660 --> 00:38:49,329
? ?
870
00:38:49,330 --> 00:38:50,707
? Oh ?
871
00:38:50,708 --> 00:38:53,916
? Heaven let your light shine down ?
872
00:38:56,627 --> 00:38:59,213
? Heaven let your light shine down ?
873
00:38:59,214 --> 00:39:00,298
? ?
874
00:39:00,423 --> 00:39:02,466
? Oh ?
875
00:39:02,467 --> 00:39:06,763
? Heaven let your light shine ?
876
00:39:06,764 --> 00:39:10,764
? ?
877
00:39:18,350 --> 00:39:21,770
Let's fucking go!
878
00:39:21,771 --> 00:39:23,939
? ?
879
00:39:23,940 --> 00:39:25,066
[LAUGHING MANIACALLY]
880
00:39:25,074 --> 00:39:30,619
? Heaven let your light shine down ?
881
00:39:30,620 --> 00:39:33,206
? Let it shine, let it shine ?
882
00:39:33,207 --> 00:39:36,461
? Let it shine ?
883
00:39:36,667 --> 00:39:40,504
? Heaven let your light shine down ?
884
00:39:40,505 --> 00:39:42,298
? Let it shine ?
885
00:39:42,299 --> 00:39:47,054
? Heaven let your light shine down ?
886
00:39:47,178 --> 00:39:52,475
? Shine ?
887
00:39:52,517 --> 00:39:56,938
? Heaven let your light shine down ?
888
00:39:56,939 --> 00:39:58,231
? ?
889
00:39:58,232 --> 00:40:03,696
? Heaven let your light shine down ?
890
00:40:03,746 --> 00:40:08,296
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