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♪ T-E-E-N ♪
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♪ T-I-T-A-N-S ♪
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♪ Teen Titans, let's go ♪
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♪ Teen Titans, go ♪
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Oh, man!
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Ha... Ha-ha.
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Listen up, Titans.
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Today, we need
to address an issue
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that all of you have
been neglecting.
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Personal hygiene.
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When it comes
to personal hygiene,
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there are four main
problem areas.
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Hair, face, teeth and hands,
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which you can remember
with this simple acronym.
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Say it with me.
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Excellent.
Now...
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Beast Boy, you need to do a better
job keeping your hair clean.
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That includes fur.
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You's asking too much
of me, fool.
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Cyborg, you need
to wash your face more.
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It's very oily.
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Because I oil it.
My face is half robot, man.
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I gotta lubricate.
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Raven, you need
to brush your teeth more.
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You have bad breath.
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I have evil breath.
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And last,
but certainly not least,
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Starfire.
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You, uh, know I don't like
finding fault with you,
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but we've got one more problem
area left to talk about.
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Hands.
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Come on, let's see them.
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They're spotless.
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Indeed. I have been
washing the hands quite often.
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Excellent. At least one of you understands
the importance of keeping germs at bay.
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Oh, you misunderstand.
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I have been washing the hands
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in the event that an evil witch casts a spell upon me
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and a handsome prince must kiss my hand
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to wake me from the slumber
and rescue me from the tower.
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Smart.
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I cannot approve of that.
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Hands are filthy appendages.
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Kissing them is a surefire
way to spread disease.
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But it is the most brief
of lip-to-hand contact.
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Allow me to demonstrate
by kissing upon your hand.
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I...
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I approve of that.
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Baby hands!
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Quiet!
This is my destiny.
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I will never wash this hand again.
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Okay, what about all that stuff
you just said about hygiene?
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None of that applies
to hands kissed by Starfire.
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Precious, precious kiss.
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I promise to protect you.
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Bro's, you gonna get mad stinky.
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Yeah. How are you gonna take a shower
without getting your hand wet?
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I'll bag it.
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Good evening, Titans.
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Ooh, crispy tots.
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Robin, it's been three months and
you still haven't washed your hand.
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So?
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We are concerned that your hand has
become hygienically-challenged.
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Impossible.
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The hand is bagged at all times.
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And the rubber band around my
wrist makes an airtight seal.
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That airtight seal is just
trapping germs in there.
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Indeed. You have created the environment
in which the bacterium flourish.
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Bro, your hand is probably gonna
fall off from all those bacteriums.
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That's ridiculous.
My hand isn't going to fall off.
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It was perfectly clean
when I put it in the bag.
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Therefore, it must still
be perfectly clean.
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Prove it.
Take off the bag.
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Break the seal?
Are you crazy?
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I can't risk exposing the kiss.
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Take off the bag!
Take off the bag!
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Take off the bag!
Take off...
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Okay, okay.
I'll show you.
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See? It's fine.
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Dude, your hand just fell off!
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No. No, no, no, no, no!
This is terrible!
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I love that hand!
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Now all I have is this worthless left one.
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Don't look at me like that.
You know how I feel.
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It's okay, dude. Lots of cool
guys only have one hand.
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Like Rick Allen, or a pirate or...
Did that thing just move?
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My hand... It's alive.
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True love's kiss...
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Of course! It's the only
thing that makes sense.
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Because Starfire is a princess,
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her true love's kiss must have
awakened my hand from its slumber.
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It's probably moving because it's
infected by so much bacteria.
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Like a hand zombie.
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It's just a matter of time before that hand zombie tries to eat someone's brains.
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That's not a hand zombie!
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It's fairy tale magic.
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Therefore, I will never wash it,
whether it is attached to me or not.
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Dude, it's just a
mindless hand zombie.
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Oh, yeah?
Hand, do a flip.
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Can a mindless
hand zombie do that?
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Gee, I don't know, I've never
seen a hand zombie before.
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Crime alert.
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Mind lending a "hand"?
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Titans, and hand, go!
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We'll "handle" this one.
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Nice. Pound it.
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Whoo-hoo.
Such martial prowess.
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No!
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Too close.
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That water could've rinsed
Starfire's kiss off.
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The enchantment that gives
you life would disappear.
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Again, there's no enchantment.
It's a hand zombie.
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We need to be more careful.
Here, let's get you back in the bag.
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Hey, you're my hand
and I say, get in the bag.
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Such confidence.
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Fine. If you're not
going in the bag,
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just stay away from water,
soap, anti-bacterial gel,
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moist towelettes or anything else that might
wash away the kiss that brings you life.
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Hand!
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Hand!
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Hey, have you guys seen my hand?
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The magic one, not this one.
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- I think it's in the shower.
- The shower?
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Hand! You'd better be
wearing a bag in there.
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If you washed off
Starfire's kiss...
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No!
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No!
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Starfire's kiss
has been washed away.
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Now you will fade back
into eternal slumber.
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Rest gently, dear friend.
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Rest now.
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Why aren't you resting gently?
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Hand, are you prepared?
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Prepared, for what?
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Hand and I have
the date tonight.
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You and my hand have a date?
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- You and my hand have a date?
- Yes.
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We have the mutually reciprocating
feelings of the romance.
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- You and my hand?
- Yes.
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You...
You and my hand...
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- Yes.
- Are going on a date?
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- That is correct.
- You and my hand?
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- Yes.
- You and my hand?
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Yes.
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- Can I come?
- No.
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I am sorry, Robin. But three is
a number that is often crowded.
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You makes a beautiful couple.
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You kids have fun now!
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So happy for you.
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You guys knew about this?
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- It was kinda obvious.
- Saw it coming a mile away.
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Ever since that
fateful first kiss.
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Oh. You could just feel the
chemistry between those two.
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How could I have been so blind?
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All this time I thought that
hand was an enchanted gift.
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Instead, it was a...
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Oh, no.
Star's in trouble.
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Thank you, the hand.
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I really have
to "hand" it to you.
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You had us all fooled.
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Robin, please, do not
ruin the pleasant evening
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with the jealouses
and the hand puns.
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Star, that hand
didn't want a date.
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It wants your brain.
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It's a hand zombie!
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Hand-to-hand combat, it is.
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You've left me no other choice.
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I'm biting a hand that feeds me.
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No! Not the brain!
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Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
Yes!
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You saved our brains.
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That hand of yours was planning
on going after all of us.
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I'm sorry, Titans.
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I put fairy tales ahead of hygiene and
unknowingly let my hand become a zombie.
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I'll never let it happen again.
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But you did the savings
of my brain.
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Please, allow me
to express the gratitude.
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Bag it!12994
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