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(第二集)
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2046年,地球發生巨變
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Saka星的外星人
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不斷用輻射摧毀地球人的生殖能力
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99%的地球男人已經無法只傳宗接當
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聯合國選出一個最健康的女孩
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叫做美萊
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計劃運送她去2011年的地球
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找一個健康的男性來做愛
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拿她的健康基因為人類傳宗接當
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但是,外星人派出她們最厲害的
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Saka1號和Saka2號要阻止美萊
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(被打)
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(被打)
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你别动了
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(大廈)
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(雙方)
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你不要再生气了
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你别动了
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(大廈)
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(大廈)
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(狂暴)
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(大廈)
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(狂奉)
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(大人)
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快點 走
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(大廈)
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(大廈)
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(大廈)
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(大廈)
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(大廈)
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(大廈)
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你别动了
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你别动了
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怪度
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wide
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ags
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也最明确
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我
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倒霉
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我跟你说
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為什麼
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因为小優
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为了你
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可
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不
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还有
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冷了
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阿
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原浦
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没
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不
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你
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他就是魅龍
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我和你追去2011年
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只要把他奸壞地球人就絕種糧
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只要將他奸賣地球人就絕種良
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哈哈哈哈
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(第四集)
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(第八集)
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(第四集)
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(第四集)
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我的千千是IT大學的學生
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我是法律系的
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志願是成為一個
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為女性爭取權益的大律師
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幫我看看
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媽媽
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媽媽
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你沒事的
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這個無事無刻不停在放電的女孩
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是我的好姐妹以後系的西西
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她對人體構造非常熟悉
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尤其是男人
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但娘妹的課室裡學的
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也在床上
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是
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這個是牙尖嘴裡的珍珍
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跟我一起讀法律系的
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她的口很壞
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沒用的責任經常被她罵得哭
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這個叫米芽, 是大學一年級生
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純粹像一杯水一樣
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以前被媽媽管到什麼都不懂
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現在大解放了, 什麼都很好奇
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說個秘密給你們聽
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還是處女
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現在還在擔心
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第一次應該被誰…
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你老爸戴水牛,你老母戴風舞
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你爺爺這麼大個魔
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到我看了 別看了
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你瘋了
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你以為自己是大哥嗎
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這個鏡頭我們也有分賣
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早就說到我看了
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很坦白,不然我教你們買這個
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超級夜市師傅鏡頭
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你們今晚哪兒來市不看
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這東西真的可以看到市不看
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當然
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就是為了晚上給你們夾女兒用
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我含身如虎
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日頭那麼大
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太陽都站在這裡幫你夾好我度數
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就是為了幫你們兩條爛坦
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晚上看東西看得舒服一點
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你們都還要私言
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我找你們品天
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為什麼這個世界
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可以這麼不公平
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你冷靜點
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你慢慢教我
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我決定早餐等你過來吃
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我去幫忙手絲
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怕不當加多隻雞腿
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在看甚麼
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沒有,在做人體動力學的研究
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來吧
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沒有了
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千千他們搬了對面
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還有珍珍、西西、米亞他們幾個
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他們幾個有沒有好看
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以後每天都見到
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那何解他們會搬來
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就來客北協士
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我們都搬來這裡找書
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人家不是一樣
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會不會是他們有所企圖呢
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為什麼
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誕生和廢茶兩條屋嘴不好看
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只是我和你這麼計
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都靠死女母命陪
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抱心你
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正在這裡發夢
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回學
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學生哥好溫功波
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每天都掛著對波
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又怎麼樣
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應該是昨晚吃了牛邊三文治
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現在春代錯了眼袋
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正在挖頭巾
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你先走吧
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你慢點
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我們這些做大事的人
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當然是溝女行頭
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零分都罷了
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讓我拿些秘密武器出來
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千千, 你們都搬來了?
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是呀, 你們也是
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是呀, 不業少家有
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看好你的, 未來大律師
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走吧, 再見
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再見
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千千千千
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你不是一直都很喜歡他嗎?
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吃眼他
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你說吧, 他也沒有表示
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他是賞盤來的
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你問完的話, 就我要的
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哪有你這麼慢的?
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那我要的
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這個洗手間就是誰先洗澡
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我先洗澡
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我先洗澡
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這個小小的
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什麼都拿
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拿男人拿出風頭
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連廁所也拿了
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真是受不了
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一場好姊妹又一起住
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就她吧
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是
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(碎水)
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(小姐,你怎麼這麼晚了?)
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(小姐,你怎麼這麼晚了?)
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我去找他
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陪你走
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陪你去救我
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好 来吧
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anderen是终者
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克陛意狻集中凭尽
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快點… 上去吧…
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現在沒有信心,就少了
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有… 很快有東西看
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很大 只是五分球而已
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你看那邊
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再看看這邊
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原來是武功領域
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還要很多
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別哭了, 我受不了
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你是不是又想去犧牲你天才
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問問子孫了?
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對, 不要急著一件
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還有另外三件
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有道理
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是受了武功, 放遠一點
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是這件
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真是一波, 雷承, 一波又來
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這小小真是心不可拆
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你幹什麼?
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喂
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開
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好
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快撲街
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燒鴿
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為什麼
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為什麼?
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他還算是低聲的
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這麼多年來
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你幫我立下這麼多豐功、偉職
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按巴功勞
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過得千千萬萬對波
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你的事不要差跡
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聖爺
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你沒理我
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人不傷心是不會流眼淚的
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且
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快點
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你怎麼在跑? 怕我死掉了
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小子
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你怎麼這麼晚?
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吃飯了
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快點出來吃飯
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聖爺呢?
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不是去找書吧?
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甚麼? 甚麼?
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甚麼家人?
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龍珠, 魔童莊
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你還沒吃飯?
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吃飯也這麼八卦
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看什麼?看藍絲?
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播幻小說
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播什麼?播幻小說
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是說那些未來人
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透過時光機來到21世紀
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用科技拯救地球
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未來戰士?
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究竟?
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究竟是什麼?
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這條橋也算是
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驚天地一鬼神的絕世好橋
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是時候爆頭爐 灑熱精
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你還要血吧
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你喜歡出血就出血
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我去準備一下
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那信不信他
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信就吃自己
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不信他也是吃自己
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不如你遠一點
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三條又不錯
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我想這個電機工程
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是自南州星星
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應該不會這麼修手
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那怎麼辦
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那怎麼玩
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耍他
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說得對
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一定要教訓他們
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如果說的是你娘, 你會不會半梯半酒
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你們別亂說
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我這次來這裡是要準備畢業事
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其他事不想的
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暫時不考慮
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你不是多事
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對不起, 挨輝沒有貨
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挨風就利用了
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聖兒, 跟著怎麼樣?
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等女兒出來, 等一會包你又一天
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什麼事?
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去看看
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地球人聽著
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地球人聽著
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你們的地球中的響
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2012年歸年
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我們是沒有介紹人
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是打救你們的
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真的嗎?
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珍珠也沒有真銀
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你們速速取光你們的衣服
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之後我們將能量拉上
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在這裡, 亂來亂來
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依靈求命毀滅之時就想帶著
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老公救命
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我們就會出來打著你
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我到這裡來了
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怎麼這麼擔心我們知道
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跟著我們來
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真的
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這樣就沒味覺了
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(你真是好)
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(你真是好)
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(你真是好)
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(你真是好)
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(你真是好)
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聖爺,你說今天一定有東西吃
298
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有,你沒吃早餐嗎?
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老公沒得吃
300
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小弟,那些東西還要不要?
301
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不要給我
302
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你不要管我
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聖爺,很曬
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曬得腰子很痛
305
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能曬得好像古天樂
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我又不怕曬
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古天樂曬腰子是甚麼
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千千
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你還沒走
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他已經跟我做項目了
311
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還有一個禮拜就考試了
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來吧
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拿回來做參考書的
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是呀
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那天阿星他們...
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那天阿星他們玩大了
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別怪他們
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我們也有做過他們
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當打和吧
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我回去就罵他們了
321
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你要回去嗎
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來吧
323
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那不如一起坐車回去吧
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好,我幫你
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千千
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大哥, 吃
327
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我們別管他
328
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怎麼看見我走
329
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放學就走
330
00:14:08,480 --> 00:14:09,480
我去吃大力嘢
331
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我不有空
332
00:14:10,480 --> 00:14:12,080
跟他走交易就有空
333
00:14:12,080 --> 00:14:14,480
跟我吃飯就沒空, 不是這樣
334
00:14:14,480 --> 00:14:15,680
人家也說了沒空
335
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你想打, 帥哥
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放手… 誰
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放手… 誰
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放手…
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你再這樣弄我就揸爆你
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好…
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走
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不如先吃點東西
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好 丟臉
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我去怕醫生的鎖匙
345
00:14:33,360 --> 00:14:35,360
不如你衝個樑才回去
346
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行不行
347
00:14:36,360 --> 00:14:38,360
不如你先把梁先生帶回去
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行不行
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(用手擦)
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(用手擦)
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00:14:43,360 --> 00:14:45,360
(放入冰箱)
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(放入冰箱)
353
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(放入冰箱)
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(放入冰箱)
355
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(放入冰箱)
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(放入冰箱)
357
00:14:55,360 --> 00:14:57,360
(放入冰箱)
358
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(放入冰箱)
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(放入冰箱)
360
00:15:01,360 --> 00:15:03,360
(放入冰箱)
361
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(放入冰箱)
362
00:15:05,360 --> 00:15:07,360
(放入冰箱)
363
00:15:07,360 --> 00:15:09,360
(放入冰箱)
364
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(放入冰箱)
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(小明星)
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(小白)
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(小火)
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00:15:17,360 --> 00:15:19,360
(小黃瓜)
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(小丁)
370
00:15:21,360 --> 00:15:23,360
(小丁)
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00:15:23,360 --> 00:15:25,360
(小白)
372
00:15:25,360 --> 00:15:27,360
(小禮物)
373
00:15:27,360 --> 00:15:29,360
(小黃瓜)
374
00:15:29,360 --> 00:15:31,360
(小白)
375
00:15:31,360 --> 00:15:33,360
(音樂)
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(小白)
377
00:15:35,360 --> 00:15:37,360
(詞曲:陳雅雯)
378
00:15:37,360 --> 00:15:39,360
(詞曲:林宇霖)
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歡迎收看
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(詞:賴宗盛 曲:賴宗盛)
381
00:15:46,160 --> 00:15:48,160
(詞曲:林宗盛)
382
00:15:48,160 --> 00:15:50,160
(詞曲:黃宇峰)
383
00:15:50,160 --> 00:15:52,160
(詞曲:黃宇峰)
384
00:15:52,160 --> 00:15:54,160
(詞曲:張宇琳)
385
00:15:54,160 --> 00:15:56,160
(詞曲:林宇辰)
386
00:15:56,160 --> 00:15:58,160
(詞曲:陳宇霄)
387
00:15:58,160 --> 00:16:00,160
(詞曲:黃宇芙)
388
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(我愛你)
389
00:16:02,160 --> 00:16:04,160
(詞曲:朱雅詞:朱雅)
390
00:16:04,160 --> 00:16:25,160
(詞曲:朱雅)
391
00:16:25,160 --> 00:16:53,160
(詞曲:朱雅)
392
00:16:53,160 --> 00:17:14,160
(詞曲:朱雅)
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我好想你啊
394
00:17:15,160 --> 00:17:17,160
我还以为你会这样做
395
00:17:17,160 --> 00:17:19,160
我还以为你会这样做
396
00:17:19,160 --> 00:17:21,160
我还以为你会这样做
397
00:17:21,160 --> 00:17:23,160
我还以为你会这样做
398
00:17:23,160 --> 00:17:25,160
我还以为你会这样做
399
00:17:25,160 --> 00:17:27,160
我还以为你会这样做
400
00:17:27,160 --> 00:17:29,160
我还以为你会这样做
401
00:17:29,160 --> 00:17:31,160
我还以为你会这样做
402
00:17:31,160 --> 00:17:33,160
我还以为你会这样做
403
00:17:33,160 --> 00:17:35,160
我还以为你会这样做
404
00:17:35,160 --> 00:17:37,160
我还以为你会这样做
405
00:17:37,160 --> 00:17:39,160
我还以为你会这样做
406
00:17:39,160 --> 00:17:41,160
我还以为你会这样做
407
00:17:41,160 --> 00:17:44,160
我还以为你会这样做
408
00:17:44,160 --> 00:17:46,160
我还以为你会这样做
409
00:17:46,160 --> 00:17:48,160
我还以为你会这样做
410
00:17:48,160 --> 00:17:50,160
我还以为你会这样做
411
00:17:50,160 --> 00:17:52,160
我还以为你会这样做
412
00:17:52,160 --> 00:17:54,160
你还以为我会这样做
413
00:17:54,160 --> 00:17:56,160
我还!!!
414
00:17:56,160 --> 00:17:57,760
你也经常这样女信
415
00:17:57,760 --> 00:17:58,160
不是
416
00:17:58,160 --> 00:17:59,360
你其实属于
417
00:17:59,360 --> 00:18:00,160
她出来的
418
00:18:00,160 --> 00:18:02,160
就是要心情绀化
419
00:18:02,160 --> 00:18:03,160
想要娴这个
420
00:18:03,160 --> 00:18:04,220
你的型 stuck
421
00:18:04,220 --> 00:18:04,400
再次闲
422
00:18:04,400 --> 00:18:05,160
自己 found
423
00:18:05,160 --> 00:18:05,160
还有来玩
424
00:18:05,160 --> 00:18:08,640
你就是选择
425
00:18:08,640 --> 00:18:08,000
跟孙莉
426
00:18:08,640 --> 00:18:09,760
(小姐,你怎麼走)
427
00:18:09,760 --> 00:18:10,840
(你怎麼走)
428
00:18:10,840 --> 00:18:11,920
(你怎麼走)
429
00:18:11,920 --> 00:18:13,000
(你怎麼走)
430
00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:14,080
(你怎麼走)
431
00:18:14,080 --> 00:18:15,160
(你怎麼走)
432
00:18:15,160 --> 00:18:16,240
(你怎麼走)
433
00:18:16,240 --> 00:18:17,320
(你怎麼走)
434
00:18:17,320 --> 00:18:18,400
(你怎麼走)
435
00:18:18,400 --> 00:18:19,480
(你怎麼走)
436
00:18:19,480 --> 00:18:20,560
(你怎麼走)
437
00:18:20,560 --> 00:18:21,640
(你怎麼走)
438
00:18:21,640 --> 00:18:22,720
(你怎麼走)
439
00:18:22,720 --> 00:18:23,800
(你怎麼走)
440
00:18:23,800 --> 00:18:24,880
(你怎麼走)
441
00:18:24,880 --> 00:18:25,960
(你怎麼走)
442
00:18:25,960 --> 00:18:27,040
(你怎麼走)
443
00:18:27,040 --> 00:18:28,120
(你怎麼走)
444
00:18:28,120 --> 00:18:29,200
(你怎麼走)
445
00:18:29,200 --> 00:18:30,280
(你怎麼走)
446
00:18:30,280 --> 00:18:31,360
(你怎麼走)
447
00:18:31,360 --> 00:18:32,440
(你怎麼走)
448
00:18:32,440 --> 00:18:33,520
(你怎麼走)
449
00:18:33,520 --> 00:18:34,600
(你怎麼走)
450
00:18:34,600 --> 00:18:35,680
(你怎麼走)
451
00:18:35,680 --> 00:18:36,760
(你怎麼走)
452
00:18:36,760 --> 00:18:37,840
(你怎麼走)
453
00:18:37,920 --> 00:18:39,920
今天這個天氣這麼奇怪
454
00:18:39,920 --> 00:18:41,920
硬閃電又不打雷
455
00:18:41,920 --> 00:18:42,920
你們有沒有看過
456
00:18:42,920 --> 00:18:44,920
有多奇怪
457
00:18:44,920 --> 00:18:48,920
那裡還有黑色報
458
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Hello,Hello,美女
459
00:18:53,920 --> 00:18:54,920
Hi
460
00:18:54,920 --> 00:18:56,920
兩個女生聊天喝酒
461
00:18:56,920 --> 00:18:57,920
有沒有好玩
462
00:18:57,920 --> 00:18:59,920
不如猜一晚
463
00:18:59,920 --> 00:19:01,920
猜妹妹有甚麼好玩
464
00:19:01,920 --> 00:19:03,920
去你家
465
00:19:03,920 --> 00:19:08,920
衝浪特骨, 穿了穿後身非二千六, 別還好
466
00:19:08,920 --> 00:19:10,720
二千六?
467
00:19:10,720 --> 00:19:14,920
是雞?我成叔這麼帥, 用什麼叫雞?沒病
468
00:19:14,920 --> 00:19:18,920
你沒錢就沒錢, 死窮鬼
469
00:19:18,920 --> 00:19:24,920
你走前半步, 球都打爆你, 死窮鬼
470
00:19:24,920 --> 00:19:25,560
快點
471
00:19:25,560 --> 00:19:27,560
(雷神)
472
00:19:27,560 --> 00:19:31,360
你不要再生了我了,我一定会死的
473
00:19:31,360 --> 00:19:32,080
快走
474
00:19:32,080 --> 00:19:51,500
close scope
475
00:19:52,400 --> 00:19:55,500
Geshe
476
00:19:55,500 --> 00:20:15,380
怎麼了
477
00:20:15,380 --> 00:20:17,660
姐最後在把硭 percussion
478
00:20:17,660 --> 00:19:57,160
真是
479
00:20:17,660 --> 00:20:18,660
不是吧
480
00:20:18,660 --> 00:20:19,660
不是吧
481
00:20:19,660 --> 00:20:21,660
好
482
00:20:21,660 --> 00:20:22,660
別說了
483
00:20:22,660 --> 00:20:24,660
又不是Terminator
484
00:20:24,660 --> 00:20:25,660
又不是Terminator
485
00:20:25,660 --> 00:20:26,660
又不是Terminator
486
00:20:26,660 --> 00:20:27,660
又不是Terminator
487
00:20:27,660 --> 00:20:28,660
又不是Terminator
488
00:20:28,660 --> 00:20:29,660
又不是Terminator
489
00:20:29,660 --> 00:20:30,660
又不是Terminator
490
00:20:30,660 --> 00:20:31,660
又不是Terminator
491
00:20:31,660 --> 00:20:32,660
又不是Terminator
492
00:20:32,660 --> 00:20:33,660
又不是Terminator
493
00:20:33,660 --> 00:20:34,660
又不是Terminator
494
00:20:34,660 --> 00:20:35,660
又不是Terminator
495
00:20:35,660 --> 00:20:36,660
又不是Terminator
496
00:20:36,660 --> 00:20:37,660
又不是Terminator
497
00:20:37,660 --> 00:20:38,660
又不是Terminator
498
00:20:38,660 --> 00:20:39,660
又不是Terminator
499
00:20:39,660 --> 00:20:40,660
又不是Terminator
500
00:20:40,660 --> 00:20:41,660
又不是Terminator
501
00:20:41,660 --> 00:20:42,660
又不是Terminator
502
00:20:42,660 --> 00:20:43,660
又不是Terminator
503
00:20:43,660 --> 00:20:45,660
這裡是2011年香港地球人
504
00:20:45,660 --> 00:20:49,260
你別玩了 你要小心到哪裡
505
00:20:49,260 --> 00:20:51,260
我們沒那麼快讓你偷拍的
506
00:20:51,260 --> 00:20:53,660
你什麼 水哥布還是什麼電視台
507
00:20:53,660 --> 00:20:55,660
我們沒那麼容易讓你拍到的
508
00:20:55,660 --> 00:21:04,660
這個人自相超低 十足低等動物
509
00:21:04,660 --> 00:21:08,660
那老子只有暴力 略識和性格
510
00:21:08,660 --> 00:21:12,660
這種這麼低等的動物 早就應該在四十年自己的地球滅亡
511
00:21:12,660 --> 00:21:14,260
我都不知道你欺負什麼
512
00:21:14,260 --> 00:21:16,580
兄弟, 我去拼命幫我解決他
513
00:21:16,580 --> 00:21:17,900
幫我等我來, 好嗎?
514
00:21:17,900 --> 00:21:18,980
大哥, 你沒睡嗎?
515
00:21:18,980 --> 00:21:21,020
排隊嘛, 我上完就到你了
516
00:21:21,020 --> 00:21:21,900
到你了?
517
00:21:21,900 --> 00:21:24,220
無所謂, 大佬一向不阻礙人
518
00:21:24,220 --> 00:21:25,420
那你先去吧
519
00:21:25,420 --> 00:21:42,460
大哥, 不會…
520
00:21:42,500 --> 00:21:44,980
我約了人 我先走了 你們慢慢玩
521
00:21:44,980 --> 00:21:46,780
你不是想跟我做愛嗎
522
00:21:46,780 --> 00:21:48,700
下次見 媽媽…
523
00:21:48,700 --> 00:21:50,460
說笑而已
524
00:21:50,460 --> 00:21:53,340
你老公這麼威武 你們已經很幸福了
525
00:21:53,340 --> 00:21:55,260
我們聽假話笑就好了
526
00:21:55,260 --> 00:21:57,380
有沒有見過一個女孩子叫未來
527
00:21:57,380 --> 00:21:59,180
她跟我們一樣沒穿衣服
528
00:21:59,180 --> 00:22:00,980
沒有呀,大哥
529
00:22:00,980 --> 00:22:04,140
地球日 你們不是喜歡以形保形嗎
530
00:22:04,140 --> 00:22:05,420
吃了她
531
00:22:05,420 --> 00:22:10,820
(智力者)
532
00:22:10,820 --> 00:22:14,380
(小馬記者)
533
00:22:14,380 --> 00:22:12,700
她已經身上上湊了
534
00:22:14,500 --> 00:22:16,500
要阻止他
535
00:22:16,500 --> 00:22:19,500
要先放心, 非是引人注意
536
00:22:19,500 --> 00:22:25,500
你幹什麼?
537
00:22:25,500 --> 00:22:27,500
你真是個死人
538
00:22:27,500 --> 00:22:30,500
救命, 救我死人了
539
00:22:30,500 --> 00:22:35,500
你們說買這條裙子好不好?
540
00:22:35,500 --> 00:22:37,500
我看好像還好
541
00:22:37,500 --> 00:22:41,500
為什麼我這樣? 怎麼了?
542
00:22:41,500 --> 00:22:43,500
一定有隔壁的東西搞鬼
543
00:22:43,500 --> 00:22:45,500
我…
544
00:22:45,500 --> 00:22:48,500
(你打開我)
545
00:22:48,500 --> 00:22:52,500
(我們是碰不到你)
546
00:22:52,500 --> 00:22:55,500
(最殺死的)
547
00:22:55,500 --> 00:22:58,500
真是害怕
548
00:22:58,500 --> 00:22:59,500
我站在行李
549
00:22:59,500 --> 00:23:01,500
如果我明白我喜歡看B-Handicall
550
00:23:01,500 --> 00:23:02,500
朱恩也被我拋了
551
00:23:02,500 --> 00:23:04,500
勝爺,你很痛
552
00:23:04,500 --> 00:23:05,500
不是,臭喜
553
00:23:05,500 --> 00:23:09,660
我看見了, 真是好看…
554
00:23:09,660 --> 00:23:10,660
你幹什麼?
555
00:23:10,660 --> 00:23:12,660
你幹什麼?
556
00:23:12,660 --> 00:23:15,660
什麼事啊? 什麼事啊?
557
00:23:15,660 --> 00:23:21,660
抓住你 拿東西吃吧
558
00:23:21,660 --> 00:23:26,660
怎麼這麼難呢?
559
00:23:26,660 --> 00:23:41,660
這次又想搞什麼?
560
00:23:41,660 --> 00:23:44,660
加上女人真的這麼變態也有
561
00:23:44,660 --> 00:23:46,660
家中喜歡藏這麼多垃圾桶
562
00:23:46,660 --> 00:23:49,660
我對家中喜歡藏三個垃圾桶的女人
563
00:23:49,660 --> 00:23:50,660
沒興趣
564
00:23:50,660 --> 00:23:51,660
她們的包
565
00:23:51,660 --> 00:23:52,660
垃圾都不知道在擠
566
00:23:52,660 --> 00:23:53,660
不是臭喜
567
00:23:53,660 --> 00:23:56,660
為了安慰自己和兄弟
568
00:23:56,660 --> 00:23:59,660
我決定拿私人珍藏的波霸葉子味
569
00:23:59,660 --> 00:24:01,660
和金珠大俠鞋
570
00:24:01,660 --> 00:24:02,660
說出來給大家印象
571
00:24:02,660 --> 00:24:04,660
哇 她們的老齊板肉
572
00:24:04,660 --> 00:24:05,660
蠔團之偷情保鑑
573
00:24:05,660 --> 00:24:07,660
好正的
574
00:24:07,660 --> 00:24:08,660
一起轉模一下
575
00:24:10,660 --> 00:24:14,100
當我求求你們來, 讓我找輸了好不好
576
00:24:14,100 --> 00:24:16,860
只不過那部電視機就想聽
577
00:24:16,860 --> 00:24:18,060
走吧
578
00:24:18,060 --> 00:24:19,260
你們喜歡怎樣就怎樣
579
00:24:19,260 --> 00:24:20,820
我回房睡覺了
580
00:24:20,820 --> 00:24:23,900
走開
581
00:24:23,900 --> 00:24:26,260
你整個說一句, 怎麼開電視
582
00:24:26,260 --> 00:24:27,660
你先走
583
00:24:27,660 --> 00:24:30,660
幫忙拿遙控, 看
584
00:24:30,660 --> 00:24:32,660
哪有手
585
00:24:32,660 --> 00:24:33,780
King
586
00:24:33,780 --> 00:24:34,780
好 走
587
00:24:34,780 --> 00:24:36,780
好 走走走
588
00:24:37,140 --> 00:24:37,500
はい
589
00:24:37,500 --> 00:24:38,500
快点
590
00:24:38,500 --> 00:24:39,500
好, 走
591
00:24:39,500 --> 00:24:41,460
故隆
592
00:24:41,460 --> 00:24:42,460
快点
593
00:24:42,620 --> 00:24:45,860
快 medi
594
00:24:45,860 --> 00:24:46,860
快快快快
595
00:24:46,860 --> 00:24:50,760
慢点
596
00:24:50,920 --> 00:24:54,320
快快快
597
00:24:54,320 --> 00:24:59,640
糟糕
598
00:24:59,640 --> 00:25:03,340
快快快快
599
00:25:18,540 --> 00:25:20,540
(大廈)
600
00:25:20,540 --> 00:25:32,540
你是誰
601
00:25:32,540 --> 00:25:34,540
請問這裡是否2011年的香港
602
00:25:34,540 --> 00:25:37,540
小姐, 你變位了
603
00:25:37,540 --> 00:25:40,540
我叫魅來
604
00:25:40,540 --> 00:25:42,540
請問這裡是否2011年的香港
605
00:25:42,540 --> 00:25:46,540
你…你…你為甚麼沒有穿衣服
606
00:25:46,540 --> 00:25:47,540
我從來沒有穿衣服的
607
00:25:47,540 --> 00:25:49,620
我從來沒有穿衣服的
608
00:25:49,620 --> 00:25:50,620
從來沒有穿衣服的
609
00:25:50,620 --> 00:25:51,620
從來沒有穿衣服的
610
00:25:51,620 --> 00:25:52,420
是呀
611
00:25:52,420 --> 00:25:53,620
我知道了
612
00:25:53,620 --> 00:25:55,420
是千千她派你來的
613
00:25:55,420 --> 00:25:56,700
想玩我?
614
00:25:56,700 --> 00:25:57,700
我相信你子祺
615
00:25:57,700 --> 00:25:58,700
你別走
616
00:25:58,700 --> 00:25:59,540
你別走
617
00:25:59,540 --> 00:26:00,580
你別走
618
00:26:00,580 --> 00:26:03,300
我是二零四六年聯合國派來的代表
619
00:26:03,300 --> 00:26:04,500
從來沒有穿衣服的
620
00:26:04,500 --> 00:26:06,100
找健康男人的精子
621
00:26:06,100 --> 00:26:07,780
為全人類傳宗接待
622
00:26:07,780 --> 00:26:09,380
我的直覺告訴我
623
00:26:09,380 --> 00:26:10,700
你的身體很健康
624
00:26:10,700 --> 00:26:11,700
讓我檢查一下
625
00:26:11,700 --> 00:26:12,860
你想怎麼樣
626
00:26:12,860 --> 00:26:15,060
他們給了多少次派來的
627
00:26:15,060 --> 00:26:16,500
讓我檢查一下
628
00:26:16,500 --> 00:26:19,300
我不是那種人
629
00:26:19,300 --> 00:26:21,980
我真的很想看
630
00:26:21,980 --> 00:26:25,660
你想怎麼樣?神經病
631
00:26:25,660 --> 00:26:26,860
我不會相信你
632
00:26:26,860 --> 00:26:28,940
我現在回去女武雀衣服, 走
633
00:26:28,940 --> 00:26:35,300
大姐 你們搞什麼?
634
00:26:35,300 --> 00:26:37,100
我現在回去個武雀衣服的女人
635
00:26:37,100 --> 00:26:38,260
千千她來派你
636
00:26:38,260 --> 00:26:40,500
你怎麼這麼不開心?
637
00:26:40,500 --> 00:26:41,540
不知道你說什麼
638
00:26:41,540 --> 00:26:44,180
她在說我
639
00:26:46,380 --> 00:26:48,380
我真的從2046年來的
640
00:26:48,380 --> 00:26:50,380
人類幾乎已經完全失去生殖能力
641
00:26:50,380 --> 00:26:52,380
男的有99%
642
00:26:52,380 --> 00:26:53,380
女的也有80%
643
00:26:53,380 --> 00:26:56,380
我是唯一一個萬女挑一的健康女生
644
00:26:56,380 --> 00:26:57,380
我從時光機過來
645
00:26:57,380 --> 00:27:00,380
一定要找到一個身體健康的男生交配
646
00:27:00,380 --> 00:27:02,380
然後為人類延續後大
647
00:27:02,380 --> 00:27:04,380
你說到喪屍片嗎
648
00:27:04,380 --> 00:27:05,380
不是喪屍
649
00:27:05,380 --> 00:27:06,380
是外星人
650
00:27:06,380 --> 00:27:07,380
塞迦星人
651
00:27:07,380 --> 00:27:09,380
向地球發放了大量輻射
652
00:27:09,380 --> 00:27:11,380
令我們不可以生容
653
00:27:11,380 --> 00:27:13,380
哇 你說到喊濕電腦機
654
00:27:13,380 --> 00:27:14,380
你們一定要相信我
655
00:27:14,380 --> 00:27:16,380
而且不能把我的話說出去
656
00:27:16,380 --> 00:27:19,380
因為Sucker聲派了兩個殺手來阻止我
657
00:27:19,380 --> 00:27:22,380
一個叫Sucker一號,一個叫Sucker二號
658
00:27:22,380 --> 00:27:23,380
他們身上的腹瀉
659
00:27:23,380 --> 00:27:24,380
一個叫Sucker二號
660
00:27:24,380 --> 00:27:26,380
他們身上的腹瀉都很大
661
00:27:26,380 --> 00:27:28,380
如果我讓他們強姦
662
00:27:28,380 --> 00:27:29,380
就會失去生育能力
663
00:27:29,380 --> 00:27:31,380
甚至變成白癡
664
00:27:31,380 --> 00:27:35,380
我們會順利的
665
00:27:35,380 --> 00:27:37,380
我們會生育能力的
666
00:27:37,380 --> 00:27:43,380
不用怕,讓我幫你
667
00:27:43,380 --> 00:27:44,380
(小聲)
668
00:27:44,380 --> 00:27:49,540
有些料子, 幫我弄垃圾桶
669
00:27:49,540 --> 00:27:53,220
行, 相信我沒有
670
00:27:53,220 --> 00:27:54,380
你來信不信?
671
00:27:54,380 --> 00:27:55,420
凡真我早就信了
672
00:27:55,420 --> 00:27:57,220
你無非只是想找人捐精
673
00:27:57,220 --> 00:27:59,940
這些慈善活動我年中也做過一百多個
674
00:27:59,940 --> 00:28:01,980
來吧, 喪事
675
00:28:01,980 --> 00:28:03,740
我決定犧牲已經一條精神給你
676
00:28:03,740 --> 00:28:05,220
不過我溫柔一點也不開心
677
00:28:05,220 --> 00:28:07,220
(小聲)
678
00:28:07,220 --> 00:28:16,220
好厲害, 沒什麼意思
679
00:28:16,220 --> 00:28:19,220
你又吃煙又喝酒, 不吃蔬菜、水果
680
00:28:19,220 --> 00:28:21,220
身體吸收太多垃圾食物
681
00:28:21,220 --> 00:28:22,220
達不到健康要求
682
00:28:22,220 --> 00:28:24,220
而且你的遺傳因子也不夠好
683
00:28:24,220 --> 00:28:26,220
不要你的了
684
00:28:26,220 --> 00:28:28,220
我爸爸菇九寒
685
00:28:28,220 --> 00:28:30,220
我老婆不是波分別是亞洲先生
686
00:28:30,220 --> 00:28:31,220
和亞洲小姐
687
00:28:31,220 --> 00:28:33,220
你說我遺傳因子不好
688
00:28:33,220 --> 00:28:34,740
今晚想插人插不到
689
00:28:34,740 --> 00:28:36,140
反而被人刀插兩嘢
690
00:28:36,140 --> 00:28:37,340
真實白
691
00:28:37,340 --> 00:28:39,500
都是今晚留在這裡看葉子味好過
692
00:28:39,500 --> 00:28:44,820
我要睡了, 不要煩我
693
00:28:44,820 --> 00:28:46,540
我有事想跟你談
694
00:28:46,540 --> 00:28:47,860
我沒事跟你談
695
00:28:47,860 --> 00:28:49,340
你們別亂說, 你好談
696
00:28:49,340 --> 00:28:51,540
我真的從2046年過來
697
00:28:51,540 --> 00:28:53,300
好心就省一口氣
698
00:28:53,300 --> 00:28:54,740
你當了自己的王家衛
699
00:28:54,740 --> 00:28:56,620
你要怎樣才肯相信我
700
00:28:56,620 --> 00:28:57,700
怎樣也不肯相信
701
00:28:57,700 --> 00:29:00,380
我已經說過了, 天亮
702
00:29:00,380 --> 00:29:01,740
就算你外面坐到天光
703
00:29:01,740 --> 00:29:02,820
我也不會理你
704
00:29:02,820 --> 00:29:03,820
快點
705
00:29:03,820 --> 00:29:11,820
你騙完了沒有?
706
00:29:11,820 --> 00:29:13,820
鬼啊 我不是鬼
707
00:29:13,820 --> 00:29:15,820
(小姐姐)
708
00:29:15,820 --> 00:29:35,820
身體也挺健康
709
00:29:35,820 --> 00:29:38,820
你的健康指數是97.8
710
00:29:38,820 --> 00:29:39,820
非常理想
711
00:29:39,820 --> 00:29:41,820
你想幹什麼
712
00:29:41,820 --> 00:29:44,420
我想跟你做愛令我懷孕
713
00:29:44,420 --> 00:29:45,460
怎麼可以這樣?
714
00:29:45,460 --> 00:29:46,780
有沒有感情做基礎?
715
00:29:46,780 --> 00:29:48,900
我讀過2011年的歷史
716
00:29:48,900 --> 00:29:51,980
這個年代的人對性愛比較隨便
717
00:29:51,980 --> 00:29:54,980
晚上剛好就可以隨便做愛
718
00:29:54,980 --> 00:29:56,660
人家是怎樣我不管
719
00:29:56,660 --> 00:29:57,580
我就不行
720
00:29:57,580 --> 00:29:59,220
太可惜了
721
00:29:59,220 --> 00:30:04,420
你真的不是聶小善、狐狸精之女吧?
722
00:30:04,420 --> 00:30:07,180
我叫美萊,來自2046年
723
00:30:07,180 --> 00:30:08,620
美萊,我問你
724
00:30:08,620 --> 00:30:10,020
你們那個年代的科技水平
725
00:30:10,020 --> 00:30:11,260
去到什麼程度?
726
00:30:11,260 --> 00:30:12,740
iPhone出100枚
727
00:30:12,740 --> 00:30:14,340
還有iPod、iPad呢
728
00:30:14,340 --> 00:30:15,420
概念不一樣
729
00:30:15,420 --> 00:30:16,820
而藉在身體裡面
730
00:30:16,820 --> 00:30:18,420
我們想上網的
731
00:30:18,420 --> 00:30:21,820
嘩
732
00:30:21,820 --> 00:30:23,220
好酷
733
00:30:23,220 --> 00:30:24,580
你真的不想跟我做
734
00:30:24,580 --> 00:30:26,300
我也不勉強你
735
00:30:26,300 --> 00:30:27,100
但是
736
00:30:27,100 --> 00:30:27,940
有沒有跟你一樣
737
00:30:27,940 --> 00:30:29,580
身體健康的人
738
00:30:29,580 --> 00:30:30,940
我等到三天
739
00:30:30,940 --> 00:30:31,780
三天之後
740
00:30:31,780 --> 00:30:33,660
我就一定要回去未來的
741
00:30:33,660 --> 00:30:35,020
或者
742
00:30:35,020 --> 00:30:36,820
我們可以回學校看看
743
00:30:36,820 --> 00:30:37,700
說真的
744
00:30:37,700 --> 00:30:38,420
是那好吧
745
00:30:38,420 --> 00:30:40,140
那你明天帶我回學校
746
00:30:40,140 --> 00:30:42,740
先喝一份,明天帶我去
747
00:30:42,740 --> 00:30:44,380
你不能睡在這裡
748
00:30:44,380 --> 00:30:46,740
孤男寡女怎麼可以共處一室
749
00:30:46,740 --> 00:30:49,260
對不起
750
00:30:49,260 --> 00:30:51,100
如果我真的在外面睡
751
00:30:51,100 --> 00:30:53,300
他們會不會對我
752
00:30:53,300 --> 00:30:54,980
我不想要不好的因子
753
00:30:54,980 --> 00:30:55,860
有辦法
754
00:30:55,860 --> 00:31:00,700
這個天胎可以反鎖,你來這裡睡
755
00:31:00,700 --> 00:31:02,780
這裡不錯
756
00:31:02,780 --> 00:31:05,660
我喜歡這裡,我喜歡大自然
757
00:31:05,660 --> 00:31:07,860
(你怎麼會跟那個女生在天台?)
758
00:31:07,860 --> 00:31:09,020
(剛才我們中)
759
00:31:09,020 --> 00:31:11,780
(原來她也是個不心老闆)
760
00:31:11,780 --> 00:31:13,660
(我看她的樣子)
761
00:31:13,660 --> 00:31:15,740
(她很像一個女生)
762
00:31:15,740 --> 00:31:17,540
(我看她的樣子)
763
00:31:17,540 --> 00:31:19,220
(她很像一個女生)
764
00:31:19,220 --> 00:31:20,940
(我看她的樣子)
765
00:31:20,940 --> 00:31:22,580
(我看她的樣子)
766
00:31:22,580 --> 00:31:24,500
(她很像一個女生)
767
00:31:24,500 --> 00:31:26,140
(我看她的樣子)
768
00:31:26,140 --> 00:31:27,540
(我看她的樣子)
769
00:31:27,540 --> 00:31:29,300
(她很像一個女生)
770
00:31:29,300 --> 00:31:30,660
(我看她的樣子)
771
00:31:30,660 --> 00:31:32,020
(我看她的樣子)
772
00:31:32,020 --> 00:31:33,420
(我看她的樣子)
773
00:31:33,420 --> 00:31:34,940
(我看她的樣子)
774
00:31:35,020 --> 00:31:36,020
多多心了
775
00:31:36,020 --> 00:31:41,460
我感覺到
776
00:31:41,460 --> 00:31:43,460
你感覺到什麼
777
00:31:43,460 --> 00:31:46,900
你的血液流得快了很多
778
00:31:46,900 --> 00:31:49,700
而我老爸留在下半身
779
00:31:49,700 --> 00:31:52,380
我對不起
780
00:31:52,380 --> 00:31:54,780
你對我有好感
781
00:31:54,780 --> 00:31:57,580
或者我們明天就可以完成任務
782
00:31:57,580 --> 00:32:00,380
但是 未來
783
00:32:00,380 --> 00:32:02,660
我就是相信你來自未來
784
00:32:03,380 --> 00:32:06,300
不過我已經有個喜歡的女孩子了
785
00:32:06,300 --> 00:32:08,300
這樣也不是很好
786
00:32:08,300 --> 00:32:11,980
那好吧, 明天明天可以找到一個
787
00:32:11,980 --> 00:32:15,420
跟你一樣那麼健康的男生了, 早安
788
00:32:15,420 --> 00:32:17,020
早安
789
00:32:17,020 --> 00:32:29,820
救了什麼?你寫完句話就像這樣?
790
00:32:29,820 --> 00:32:31,780
真厲害
791
00:32:32,380 --> 00:32:34,420
我第一次看見葉子眉、葉玉卿、葉德閒
792
00:32:34,420 --> 00:32:35,420
和葉童的戲
793
00:32:35,420 --> 00:32:36,660
每次看見他自己拍一次
794
00:32:36,660 --> 00:32:38,460
令人精信
795
00:32:38,460 --> 00:32:39,500
葉德閒你也行?
796
00:32:39,500 --> 00:32:40,660
葉德閒,你葉德閒
797
00:32:40,660 --> 00:32:42,740
當然不是,是滴奶
798
00:32:42,740 --> 00:32:44,340
滴得閒而已
799
00:32:44,340 --> 00:32:46,340
滴得閒?
800
00:32:46,340 --> 00:32:47,620
滴奶
801
00:32:47,620 --> 00:32:50,020
你早安,吃早餐吧,幫你
802
00:32:50,020 --> 00:32:51,460
阿嫂
803
00:32:51,460 --> 00:32:55,940
早安
804
00:32:55,940 --> 00:33:00,300
你這道菜很豐富,你怎麼做
805
00:33:00,300 --> 00:33:02,060
阿嫂…
806
00:33:02,100 --> 00:33:03,340
我看歷史才知道
807
00:33:03,340 --> 00:33:04,700
這個年代的人吃的
808
00:33:04,700 --> 00:33:06,020
全都是垃圾成物
809
00:33:06,020 --> 00:33:08,700
所以我早就出去找成物給你們
810
00:33:08,700 --> 00:33:12,220
未來, 你看衣服哪有找回來的
811
00:33:12,220 --> 00:33:14,380
可不可以看, 我自己做的
812
00:33:14,380 --> 00:33:17,460
小子, 跟你哥哥、兄弟、嫂子搬過來
813
00:33:17,460 --> 00:33:18,780
我們沒所謂的
814
00:33:18,780 --> 00:33:20,100
不過不要弄完古靈精怪
815
00:33:20,100 --> 00:33:21,100
玩我們
816
00:33:21,100 --> 00:33:22,220
對, 假裝鬼鬼的
817
00:33:22,220 --> 00:33:24,100
不一樣找不到寫的
818
00:33:24,100 --> 00:33:25,740
其實家裡多個女人
819
00:33:25,740 --> 00:33:26,940
我們沒問題的
820
00:33:26,940 --> 00:33:28,220
你們在說什麼?
821
00:33:28,220 --> 00:33:31,060
我和未來都是長晚第一次見面
822
00:33:31,140 --> 00:33:34,220
一次生,兩次熟,三次打著局
823
00:33:34,220 --> 00:33:35,820
四次有你親君肉
824
00:33:35,820 --> 00:33:36,700
鬆死我
825
00:33:36,700 --> 00:33:38,500
好了,別吵了…
826
00:33:38,500 --> 00:33:40,620
快點吃早餐,我們一起上學吧
827
00:33:40,620 --> 00:33:44,500
跟上學之前
828
00:33:44,500 --> 00:33:48,380
那借錢和滴玻拉都可以說沒事了
829
00:33:48,380 --> 00:33:51,980
吊,四條女兒上學吧
830
00:33:51,980 --> 00:33:53,300
我來跟著她
831
00:33:53,300 --> 00:33:56,300
不,你…
832
00:33:56,300 --> 00:33:58,780
你才是
833
00:33:58,860 --> 00:34:01,700
別這樣, 姐姐不用了
834
00:34:01,700 --> 00:34:03,500
我先走了, 再見
835
00:34:03,500 --> 00:34:05,860
別管他們
836
00:34:05,860 --> 00:34:14,300
那些馬車 怎麼?哪有什麼事?一起吧
837
00:34:14,300 --> 00:34:18,020
聽說你那裡好像來了個美女
838
00:34:18,020 --> 00:34:20,460
這些重大機密, 我勸你不知道那支
839
00:34:20,460 --> 00:34:23,060
否則恐慌你會有生命危險
840
00:34:24,700 --> 00:34:29,860
那就是說我做了你女朋友就不用死
841
00:34:29,860 --> 00:34:31,180
這層就當然了
842
00:34:31,180 --> 00:34:33,580
我發人向來都只准周官放屁
843
00:34:33,580 --> 00:34:35,820
不准百姓賴屎的
844
00:34:35,820 --> 00:34:41,380
傻的, 他們, 別管他們
845
00:34:41,380 --> 00:34:43,380
你呀
846
00:34:43,380 --> 00:34:46,180
都明知道他們是這樣的
847
00:34:46,180 --> 00:34:48,420
我還要把頭髮給他們插上去
848
00:34:48,420 --> 00:34:50,060
真失敗
849
00:34:50,060 --> 00:34:51,260
日照你
850
00:34:53,380 --> 00:34:55,380
阿姐, 我就自買來了, 交換機
851
00:34:55,380 --> 00:34:56,340
四機女
852
00:34:56,340 --> 00:34:58,540
你怎麼這麼快?
853
00:34:58,540 --> 00:35:01,220
Sue, 不好意思…
854
00:35:01,220 --> 00:35:02,180
對不起
855
00:35:02,180 --> 00:35:04,980
只有57.1的指數, 50歲也不過
856
00:35:04,980 --> 00:35:05,620
對不起
857
00:35:05,620 --> 00:35:08,420
你別看見人家插, 好不好?
858
00:35:08,420 --> 00:35:10,220
是對的, 你想跟我說
859
00:35:10,220 --> 00:35:12,500
我就幫你跟人家說, 叫人家給你插
860
00:35:12,500 --> 00:35:14,900
那請下次幫我說, 找人家插兩件
861
00:35:14,900 --> 00:35:16,140
好呀
862
00:35:16,140 --> 00:35:17,700
你三天天 真有趣
863
00:35:17,700 --> 00:35:18,940
你死得這麼重
864
00:35:18,940 --> 00:35:20,740
你這麼矛盾, 又要罵他們
865
00:35:20,740 --> 00:35:22,260
又要跟他們一起住
866
00:35:22,340 --> 00:35:23,340
別計算了
867
00:35:23,340 --> 00:35:26,060
我叫他們從小跟我一起玩大
868
00:35:26,060 --> 00:35:27,620
誰知道大祖會這樣
869
00:35:27,620 --> 00:35:29,980
我們去那邊看看好不好
870
00:35:29,980 --> 00:35:33,580
那天我們闖了兩個外星人
871
00:35:33,580 --> 00:35:34,900
幸好我國民團會打
872
00:35:34,900 --> 00:35:36,820
只不過強途得搶了一條鎮
873
00:35:36,820 --> 00:35:38,380
希望我們能過得回
874
00:35:38,380 --> 00:35:39,740
見到還是留的
875
00:35:39,740 --> 00:35:41,180
見的, 還夠平平
876
00:35:41,180 --> 00:35:42,900
還要把我拼了, 我不肯
877
00:35:42,900 --> 00:35:44,340
誰要把你拼了?
878
00:35:44,340 --> 00:35:45,580
隨便殺死吧
879
00:35:45,580 --> 00:35:48,340
你好…
880
00:35:48,340 --> 00:35:49,980
省回南平溫書吧
881
00:35:49,980 --> 00:35:51,740
我是不會跟你去吃飯的
882
00:35:51,820 --> 00:35:54,420
我這裏讀大壩的, 何必讀書
883
00:35:54,420 --> 00:35:55,780
出來是否要當CEO
884
00:35:55,780 --> 00:35:58,580
別亂聊女孩, CEO
885
00:35:58,580 --> 00:36:00,980
聽說你昨晚差點被人扭斷
886
00:36:00,980 --> 00:36:03,340
再來, ICU也有你入
887
00:36:03,340 --> 00:36:07,980
你叫死女這麼囂張?
888
00:36:07,980 --> 00:36:09,820
我幫你不來, 你還要我給你擔過
889
00:36:09,820 --> 00:36:10,980
我就不叫大哥死
890
00:36:10,980 --> 00:36:16,820
老低分, 只有13.3分
891
00:36:16,820 --> 00:36:18,020
美女, 我處理的
892
00:36:18,020 --> 00:36:19,460
讓你這樣插, 插進去破了我處理
893
00:36:19,460 --> 00:36:20,700
什麼環境讓我破發好
894
00:36:20,740 --> 00:36:22,860
你先去看醫生,你身體很差
895
00:36:22,860 --> 00:36:24,820
你別走,我說真的
896
00:36:24,820 --> 00:36:27,100
你不讓我拿兩下就不用自走,來吧
897
00:36:27,100 --> 00:36:38,460
怎麼了…
898
00:36:38,460 --> 00:36:41,900
怎麼了… 怎麼了…
899
00:36:41,900 --> 00:36:43,660
那怎麼辦?
900
00:36:43,660 --> 00:36:46,260
我手有腹解 什麼?
901
00:36:46,260 --> 00:36:47,300
我手有腹解 什麼?
902
00:36:47,300 --> 00:36:48,780
確保車不夠慘
903
00:36:48,780 --> 00:36:49,780
好
904
00:36:49,780 --> 00:36:56,220
卡馬斯塔的說法
905
00:36:56,220 --> 00:36:58,260
一個男人加一個女人
906
00:36:58,260 --> 00:37:02,220
就等於擔定等
907
00:37:02,220 --> 00:37:03,500
你好
908
00:37:03,500 --> 00:37:05,340
你好
909
00:37:05,340 --> 00:37:10,820
到底在你家裡的那個美女
910
00:37:10,820 --> 00:37:12,140
是甚麼人
911
00:37:12,140 --> 00:37:14,620
我不能說,我不可以出賣我的朋友
912
00:37:14,620 --> 00:37:17,780
真的不可以告訴我嗎
913
00:37:17,860 --> 00:37:18,660
不行的
914
00:37:18,660 --> 00:37:22,700
中間有顆黑葡萄
915
00:37:22,700 --> 00:37:29,380
你幹什麼?
916
00:37:29,380 --> 00:37:31,780
沒有, 實在太精彩了
917
00:37:31,780 --> 00:37:33,900
想不到這個方法可以這樣
918
00:37:33,900 --> 00:37:36,140
放程式有多重, 留心一點
919
00:37:36,140 --> 00:37:40,700
有譬如李玄、王雅、姓馬
920
00:37:40,700 --> 00:37:45,900
說吧, 告訴我聽的是誰
921
00:37:46,980 --> 00:37:47,980
不行
922
00:37:47,980 --> 00:37:59,180
不要,這裡有很多人
923
00:37:59,180 --> 00:38:09,260
快告訴我吧
924
00:38:09,260 --> 00:38:12,140
不是我走的了
925
00:38:12,140 --> 00:38:15,340
不要,打死我,我不會說的
926
00:38:15,340 --> 00:38:21,340
不是…其實未來他是外星人
927
00:38:21,340 --> 00:38:26,340
你猜你胡說, 我就相信你了
928
00:38:26,340 --> 00:38:32,340
不是…其實未來他是朗爹福經來的表妹
929
00:38:32,340 --> 00:38:39,340
等等, 你還沒搞定嗎?你去哪裡?
930
00:38:39,340 --> 00:38:42,340
你又搞哪兒?
931
00:38:43,340 --> 00:38:44,460
我…我不行了
932
00:38:44,460 --> 00:38:45,340
我…
933
00:38:45,340 --> 00:38:53,260
對不起
934
00:38:53,260 --> 00:38:56,540
他們好像說了這櫃子
935
00:38:56,540 --> 00:38:57,660
如果是就好了
936
00:38:57,660 --> 00:38:58,940
你讓我查到了
937
00:38:58,940 --> 00:39:00,220
什麼?查到什麼?
938
00:39:00,220 --> 00:39:01,900
原來那個女孩子
939
00:39:01,900 --> 00:39:03,820
是小子畢竟來的兵會
940
00:39:03,820 --> 00:39:05,980
那怎麼樣?兵會大了嗎?
941
00:39:05,980 --> 00:39:08,940
你人家這麼多幹什麼?
942
00:39:08,940 --> 00:39:11,100
要男人的話就算也是
943
00:39:13,180 --> 00:39:15,180
喂, 什麼意思?
944
00:39:15,180 --> 00:39:17,180
很明顯, 越裝沒事越大劑
945
00:39:17,180 --> 00:39:19,180
我看他和朗仔是禮真
946
00:39:19,180 --> 00:39:20,180
那怎麼辦?
947
00:39:20,180 --> 00:39:22,180
什麼叫姐妹?
948
00:39:22,180 --> 00:39:24,180
連多餘的波子千千採回我宅回來
949
00:39:24,180 --> 00:39:25,180
Let's go
950
00:39:25,180 --> 00:39:26,180
Yes, 走
951
00:39:26,180 --> 00:39:29,180
好, 人工來的
952
00:39:29,180 --> 00:39:31,180
來吧
953
00:39:31,180 --> 00:39:33,180
天氣這麼熱, 有沒有過濕?
954
00:39:33,180 --> 00:39:34,180
嫂子這麼嚴重
955
00:39:34,180 --> 00:39:36,180
我們做兄弟真的做得無話可說
956
00:39:36,180 --> 00:39:37,180
走
957
00:39:37,180 --> 00:39:40,180
跑一個小時回來, 我就可以做好飯了
958
00:39:40,180 --> 00:39:42,180
嫂子, 嫂子…
959
00:39:42,180 --> 00:39:44,380
快點… 走…
960
00:39:44,380 --> 00:39:53,460
原來他們真的和他住在一起
961
00:39:53,460 --> 00:39:55,820
這孩子想玩什麼?不如喝吧
962
00:39:55,820 --> 00:39:56,940
(小姐,你別走)
963
00:39:56,940 --> 00:39:58,020
(小姐,你別走)
964
00:39:58,020 --> 00:39:59,100
(小姐,你別走)
965
00:39:59,100 --> 00:40:00,220
(小姐,你別走)
966
00:40:00,220 --> 00:40:01,260
(小姐,你別走)
967
00:40:01,260 --> 00:40:02,300
(小姐,你別走)
968
00:40:02,300 --> 00:40:03,460
(小姐,你別走)
969
00:40:03,460 --> 00:40:04,500
(小姐,你別走)
970
00:40:04,500 --> 00:40:05,700
(小姐,你別走)
971
00:40:05,700 --> 00:40:06,980
(小姐,你別走)
972
00:40:06,980 --> 00:40:07,980
(小姐,你別走)
973
00:40:07,980 --> 00:40:08,980
(小姐,你別走)
974
00:40:08,980 --> 00:40:10,100
(小姐,你別走)
975
00:40:10,100 --> 00:40:11,180
(小姐,你別走)
976
00:40:11,180 --> 00:40:12,220
(小姐,你別走)
977
00:40:12,220 --> 00:40:13,220
(小姐,你別走)
978
00:40:13,220 --> 00:40:14,220
(小姐,你別走)
979
00:40:14,220 --> 00:40:15,300
(小姐,你別走)
980
00:40:15,300 --> 00:40:16,220
(小姐,你別走)
981
00:40:16,220 --> 00:40:17,340
(小姐,你別走)
982
00:40:17,340 --> 00:40:18,420
(小姐,你別走)
983
00:40:18,420 --> 00:40:19,420
(小姐,你別走)
984
00:40:19,420 --> 00:40:24,420
真棒, 真可憐
985
00:40:24,420 --> 00:40:30,420
美人春水, 引我犯罪
986
00:40:30,420 --> 00:40:32,420
弟弟又好食了
987
00:40:32,420 --> 00:40:45,420
你別叫, 我好容易出
988
00:40:46,420 --> 00:40:49,420
死在地上的一架砍, 背翼你呢
989
00:40:49,420 --> 00:40:58,420
幹什麼?
990
00:40:58,420 --> 00:40:59,420
是…
991
00:40:59,420 --> 00:41:00,420
大神婆
992
00:41:00,420 --> 00:41:03,420
未來…
993
00:41:03,420 --> 00:41:05,420
左人方野
994
00:41:05,420 --> 00:41:08,420
再出來打他
995
00:41:08,420 --> 00:41:10,420
你們在幹什麼?
996
00:41:10,420 --> 00:41:11,420
他想強姦你
997
00:41:11,420 --> 00:41:13,420
你是不是學校的人?
998
00:41:13,420 --> 00:41:15,420
死了, 我打不上你沒辦法
999
00:41:15,420 --> 00:41:16,420
又來呀
1000
00:41:16,420 --> 00:41:28,420
什麼呀?你女兒超人兩隻的手呀
1001
00:41:28,420 --> 00:41:31,420
都得法龍
1002
00:41:31,420 --> 00:41:34,420
看什麼?還沒見過你這個男的
1003
00:41:34,420 --> 00:41:37,420
還沒見過那個瘋子打大擊斤的解
1004
00:41:37,420 --> 00:41:38,420
白癡
1005
00:41:38,420 --> 00:41:40,420
還沒見到那條蚱蚱打打擊
1006
00:41:40,420 --> 00:41:41,420
快點
1007
00:41:41,420 --> 00:41:48,420
露出來
1008
00:41:48,420 --> 00:41:49,420
流什麼
1009
00:41:49,420 --> 00:41:54,420
現在是什麼情況
1010
00:41:54,420 --> 00:42:06,420
怎麼一個人在化肚子
1011
00:42:06,420 --> 00:42:07,420
我哪有
1012
00:42:07,420 --> 00:42:09,420
你以為吃眼腦仔
1013
00:42:09,420 --> 00:42:10,540
誰知道現在來了個厲害地
1014
00:42:10,540 --> 00:42:11,540
現在十五十六了
1015
00:42:11,540 --> 00:42:13,300
哪兒是這樣
1016
00:42:13,300 --> 00:42:15,300
你別再騙我們了
1017
00:42:15,300 --> 00:42:17,180
我們是好姐妹
1018
00:42:17,180 --> 00:42:18,420
一定會幫你的
1019
00:42:18,420 --> 00:42:20,140
我們勾引她三個兄弟
1020
00:42:20,140 --> 00:42:21,340
給她點壓力就可以了
1021
00:42:21,340 --> 00:42:23,340
那個女孩子的確挺可愛的
1022
00:42:23,340 --> 00:42:24,660
我心裡比較主動
1023
00:42:24,660 --> 00:42:26,420
沒錯, 要是甚麼年代
1024
00:42:26,420 --> 00:42:28,260
等兒子溝不如主動出擊
1025
00:42:28,260 --> 00:42:29,620
真的嗎
1026
00:42:29,620 --> 00:42:30,940
過去她家裡
1027
00:42:30,940 --> 00:42:32,940
宣示主權正面挑戰
1028
00:42:32,940 --> 00:42:34,980
男人最喜歡一個踏兩船
1029
00:42:34,980 --> 00:42:36,300
拖拖拉拉
1030
00:42:36,420 --> 00:42:38,420
你去找他 如果他不找我呢
1031
00:42:38,420 --> 00:42:40,100
那就是他沒眼光了
1032
00:42:40,100 --> 00:42:42,580
今晚眼光的男人 回去早點休息
1033
00:42:42,580 --> 00:42:54,300
美來
1034
00:42:54,300 --> 00:42:56,660
怎麼了
1035
00:42:56,660 --> 00:42:59,780
我來這裡是想跟你道歉的
1036
00:42:59,780 --> 00:43:03,300
留下你的家裡很對不起
1037
00:43:03,300 --> 00:43:05,500
還差點被大哥強姦了你
1038
00:43:05,500 --> 00:43:07,740
對不起,對不起
1039
00:43:07,740 --> 00:43:09,420
不要緊,我是超能力的
1040
00:43:09,420 --> 00:43:11,300
就算給不健康的精子入侵
1041
00:43:11,300 --> 00:43:12,700
我也能逼他出來
1042
00:43:12,700 --> 00:43:15,220
不過如果讓Sucker一學強姦的話
1043
00:43:15,220 --> 00:43:17,060
就會怕為我整個生育機能
1044
00:43:17,060 --> 00:43:18,660
那我就等於廢了
1045
00:43:18,660 --> 00:43:21,380
這就是他們來這裡的目的
1046
00:43:21,380 --> 00:43:23,380
那剛才怎麼突然間暈倒
1047
00:43:23,380 --> 00:43:25,060
因為我剛才看到老鼠
1048
00:43:25,060 --> 00:43:25,900
老鼠?
1049
00:43:25,900 --> 00:43:27,060
我們那個時代
1050
00:43:27,060 --> 00:43:28,900
老鼠因為腹瀉變得很大
1051
00:43:28,900 --> 00:43:31,060
所以我看到老鼠也會怕
1052
00:43:31,060 --> 00:43:32,140
剛才嚇了一跳
1053
00:43:32,140 --> 00:43:34,420
所以身體部電腦裝置短露了
1054
00:43:34,460 --> 00:43:36,460
不過幸好又重新啟動功能
1055
00:43:36,460 --> 00:43:38,460
那你為什麼可以控制她身體?
1056
00:43:38,460 --> 00:43:40,460
因為我的腦電波比你們強很多
1057
00:43:40,460 --> 00:43:43,460
所以可以控制你們的腦子
1058
00:43:43,460 --> 00:43:44,460
指揮你們的身體
1059
00:43:44,460 --> 00:43:47,460
那…
1060
00:43:47,460 --> 00:43:52,460
如果是要別人喜歡你呢?
1061
00:43:52,460 --> 00:43:54,460
愛是一種很複雜的東西
1062
00:43:54,460 --> 00:43:57,460
再大的能量也控制不了
1063
00:43:57,460 --> 00:43:59,460
例如我可以弄死你
1064
00:43:59,460 --> 00:44:01,460
但是就控制不了你的意志
1065
00:44:01,460 --> 00:44:02,460
也好一點
1066
00:44:02,460 --> 00:44:06,460
如果有一種方法可以幫別人洗腦的話
1067
00:44:06,460 --> 00:44:07,700
令人失去意志
1068
00:44:07,700 --> 00:44:09,540
這個話做人也沒意思
1069
00:44:09,540 --> 00:44:12,340
放心吧 外星人科技這麼厲害
1070
00:44:12,340 --> 00:44:14,460
他們也沒辦法控制人的意志
1071
00:44:14,460 --> 00:44:18,340
未來今天找到合適的人選了沒有
1072
00:44:18,340 --> 00:44:20,700
還沒有 不過我會再努力的
1073
00:44:20,700 --> 00:44:22,340
來 先吃飯
1074
00:44:22,340 --> 00:44:26,340
湯水 湯水 你沒…
1075
00:44:26,340 --> 00:44:27,140
吃飯
1076
00:44:27,140 --> 00:44:27,460
讓我來
1077
00:44:27,460 --> 00:44:29,020
肥女 嘔吐電
1078
00:44:29,020 --> 00:44:29,700
真棒
1079
00:44:31,460 --> 00:44:32,460
你好
1080
00:44:32,460 --> 00:44:34,460
我煮了大鍋 去給我
1081
00:44:34,460 --> 00:44:35,460
不如一起吃
1082
00:44:35,460 --> 00:44:36,460
你好
1083
00:44:36,460 --> 00:44:37,460
你好
1084
00:44:37,460 --> 00:44:39,460
過來吧, 過來坐
1085
00:44:39,460 --> 00:44:44,460
很豐富
1086
00:44:44,460 --> 00:44:47,460
有朋友來了, 需要加菜嗎
1087
00:44:47,460 --> 00:44:48,460
不用了, 我們吃了
1088
00:44:48,460 --> 00:44:50,460
過來吃飯
1089
00:44:50,460 --> 00:44:51,460
大家一起吃
1090
00:44:51,460 --> 00:44:52,460
好
1091
00:44:52,460 --> 00:44:53,460
你也過來吃
1092
00:44:53,460 --> 00:44:55,460
吃飯
1093
00:44:55,460 --> 00:44:56,460
這鍋煙, 怎麼會有人看到你
1094
00:44:56,460 --> 00:44:57,460
吃吧, 吃吧
1095
00:44:57,460 --> 00:44:59,460
這個真棒
1096
00:45:00,460 --> 00:45:02,460
乾杯…
1097
00:45:02,460 --> 00:45:07,060
我要吃蛋糕了
1098
00:45:07,060 --> 00:45:10,020
不要吵了, 吃吧…
1099
00:45:10,020 --> 00:45:14,420
吃吧…
1100
00:45:14,420 --> 00:45:20,620
多喝一點, 吃完再不死
1101
00:45:20,620 --> 00:45:25,620
兩瓣, 誰喝了? 誰喝了?
1102
00:45:25,620 --> 00:45:27,900
別喝了 誰喝了?
1103
00:45:27,900 --> 00:45:30,100
我喝了 喝吧…
1104
00:45:30,100 --> 00:45:31,500
過敵 不用了
1105
00:45:31,500 --> 00:45:33,500
再來…
1106
00:45:33,500 --> 00:45:34,820
來吧…
1107
00:45:34,820 --> 00:45:37,180
這倒是喝蕩, 你知道喝蕩的
1108
00:45:37,180 --> 00:45:39,620
誰喝蕩的 喝吧, 來吧…
1109
00:45:39,620 --> 00:45:41,740
喝吧… 喝吧…
1110
00:45:41,740 --> 00:45:43,900
你早點喝吧 喝吧…
1111
00:45:43,900 --> 00:45:45,340
喝吧… 喝吧…
1112
00:45:45,340 --> 00:45:47,340
不如我們玩輸我的日子吧
1113
00:45:47,340 --> 00:45:49,180
好… 好…
1114
00:45:49,180 --> 00:45:50,540
厲害…
1115
00:45:50,540 --> 00:45:53,460
轉了聲音, 快點吧
1116
00:45:53,460 --> 00:45:55,780
你試試雜音, 你真是…
1117
00:45:55,780 --> 00:45:59,140
你真是不玩了 你聽聽我…
1118
00:45:59,220 --> 00:46:00,860
老實回答這個問題
1119
00:46:00,860 --> 00:46:02,620
不想拿電話和不回答
1120
00:46:02,620 --> 00:46:05,100
如果不回答, 就罰你做了一件事
1121
00:46:05,100 --> 00:46:08,780
好吧, 你和小子有沒有上過床
1122
00:46:08,780 --> 00:46:11,980
沒有…
1123
00:46:11,980 --> 00:46:16,460
來…
1124
00:46:16,460 --> 00:46:18,340
先走 緊張
1125
00:46:18,340 --> 00:46:19,500
你又說你孫子, 你哭
1126
00:46:19,500 --> 00:46:22,580
又是我? 你在哪裡?
1127
00:46:22,580 --> 00:46:25,340
我是從2046年來的
1128
00:46:25,340 --> 00:46:27,660
我來的目的是找健康基因
1129
00:46:27,660 --> 00:46:28,660
快點
1130
00:46:28,660 --> 00:46:32,660
快點, 我們才不會相信你
1131
00:46:32,660 --> 00:46:34,660
快點在我們家裡
1132
00:46:34,660 --> 00:46:36,660
把我們四個人都穿上衣服
1133
00:46:36,660 --> 00:46:37,660
好, 說真的
1134
00:46:37,660 --> 00:46:39,660
很多人要跟我們那邊笑
1135
00:46:39,660 --> 00:46:40,660
把衣服拿走
1136
00:46:40,660 --> 00:46:42,660
衣服, 沒事
1137
00:46:42,660 --> 00:46:45,660
快點, 快點, 衣服
1138
00:46:45,660 --> 00:46:47,660
快點, 過來
1139
00:46:47,660 --> 00:46:48,660
不要
1140
00:46:48,660 --> 00:46:52,660
怎麼這麼多人
1141
00:46:52,660 --> 00:46:54,660
你們衣服很漂亮, 很合你
1142
00:46:54,660 --> 00:46:55,660
你喜歡嗎
1143
00:46:56,660 --> 00:46:58,660
你還好嗎? 拿吧
1144
00:46:58,660 --> 00:47:05,660
搞不好我睡了, 這麼搞的… 好的…
1145
00:47:05,660 --> 00:47:09,660
走吧… 怎麼這麼多?
1146
00:47:09,660 --> 00:47:15,660
過來吧
1147
00:47:15,660 --> 00:47:18,660
怎麼辦? 三個過來吧
1148
00:47:18,660 --> 00:47:19,660
我們要幫千千珍珍多點時間
1149
00:47:19,660 --> 00:47:21,660
你們快點上去吧 走吧
1150
00:47:25,660 --> 00:47:27,660
靚女
1151
00:47:27,660 --> 00:47:31,900
你們還沒回來
1152
00:47:31,900 --> 00:47:33,660
也沒解釋
1153
00:47:33,660 --> 00:47:35,060
我們兩個就在這裡
1154
00:47:35,060 --> 00:47:36,260
想幹什麼
1155
00:47:36,260 --> 00:47:38,660
想做功課
1156
00:47:38,660 --> 00:47:42,420
你想 你就過來
1157
00:47:42,420 --> 00:47:45,660
今晚你們爆了
1158
00:47:45,660 --> 00:47:50,020
糟糕
1159
00:47:50,020 --> 00:47:54,780
剛才三對二不穩
1160
00:47:54,860 --> 00:47:57,220
如果二對二, 問對就好
1161
00:47:57,220 --> 00:48:01,180
這件衣服真的穿得很漂亮
1162
00:48:01,180 --> 00:48:02,940
還有多少件呢
1163
00:48:02,940 --> 00:48:05,540
這件衣服這麼漂亮, 只能二十件還可以
1164
00:48:05,540 --> 00:48:19,900
先頂上去
1165
00:48:19,900 --> 00:48:23,020
去哪裡
1166
00:48:23,020 --> 00:48:24,660
你怎麼這麼晚?
1167
00:48:24,660 --> 00:48:32,060
請你吃飯吧
1168
00:48:32,060 --> 00:48:47,340
怎麼了?你? 幫你吧
1169
00:48:47,340 --> 00:48:49,220
子彈呢?
1170
00:48:49,220 --> 00:48:51,220
(電梯)
1171
00:48:51,220 --> 00:48:53,220
(自動轉動)
1172
00:48:53,220 --> 00:48:55,220
(看著)
1173
00:48:55,220 --> 00:48:57,220
(字幕製作:貝爾)
1174
00:48:57,220 --> 00:49:07,220
(字幕製作:貝爾)
1175
00:49:07,220 --> 00:49:09,220
(聽不懂)
1176
00:49:09,220 --> 00:49:11,220
(聽不懂)
1177
00:49:11,220 --> 00:49:13,220
(聽不懂)
1178
00:49:13,220 --> 00:49:15,220
(聽不懂)
1179
00:49:15,520 --> 00:49:17,520
(聽不懂)
1180
00:49:17,520 --> 00:49:19,520
(字幕製作:貝爾)
1181
00:49:19,520 --> 00:49:21,520
(口誤)
1182
00:49:21,520 --> 00:49:23,520
(小聲)
1183
00:49:23,520 --> 00:49:25,520
(字幕製作:HipHop)
1184
00:49:25,520 --> 00:49:27,520
(我現在要去找一個好玩的地方)
1185
00:49:27,520 --> 00:49:29,520
(我現在要去找一個好玩的地方)
1186
00:49:29,520 --> 00:49:31,520
(我現在要去找一個好玩的地方)
1187
00:49:31,520 --> 00:49:33,520
(我現在要去找一個好玩的地方)
1188
00:49:33,520 --> 00:49:35,520
(我現在要去找一個好玩的地方)
1189
00:49:35,520 --> 00:49:37,520
(我現在要去找一個好玩的地方)
1190
00:49:37,520 --> 00:49:39,520
(我現在要去找一個好玩的地方)
1191
00:49:39,520 --> 00:49:41,520
(我現在要去找一個好玩的地方)
1192
00:49:41,520 --> 00:49:43,520
(我現在要去找一個好玩的地方)
1193
00:49:43,520 --> 00:49:45,520
(我現在要去找一個好玩的地方)
1194
00:49:45,520 --> 00:49:47,520
(我現在要去找一個好玩的地方)
1195
00:49:47,520 --> 00:49:49,520
(我現在要去找一個好玩的地方)
1196
00:49:49,520 --> 00:49:51,520
(我現在要去找一個好玩的地方)
1197
00:49:51,520 --> 00:49:53,520
(我現在要去找一個好玩的地方)
1198
00:49:53,520 --> 00:49:55,520
(我現在要去找一個好玩的地方)
1199
00:49:55,520 --> 00:49:57,520
(我現在要去找一個好玩的地方)
1200
00:49:57,520 --> 00:49:59,520
(我現在要去找一個好玩的地方)
1201
00:49:59,520 --> 00:50:01,520
(我要去找一個好玩的地方)
1202
00:50:01,520 --> 00:50:03,520
(我要去找一個好玩的地方)
1203
00:50:03,520 --> 00:50:05,520
(我要去找一個好玩的地方)
1204
00:50:05,520 --> 00:50:07,520
(我現在要去找一個好玩的地方)
1205
00:50:07,520 --> 00:50:09,520
(我現在要去找一個好玩的地方)
1206
00:50:09,520 --> 00:50:11,520
(我現在要去找一個好玩的地方)
1207
00:50:11,520 --> 00:50:13,520
(我現在要去找一個好玩的地方)
1208
00:50:13,520 --> 00:50:15,520
(我現在要去找一個好玩的地方)
1209
00:50:15,520 --> 00:50:17,520
(我現在要去找一個好玩的地方)
1210
00:50:17,520 --> 00:50:19,520
(我現在要去找一個好玩的地方)
1211
00:50:19,520 --> 00:50:21,520
(我現在要去找一個好玩的地方)
1212
00:50:21,520 --> 00:50:23,520
(我現在要去找一個好玩的地方)
1213
00:50:23,520 --> 00:50:25,520
(我現在要去找一個好玩的地方)
1214
00:50:25,520 --> 00:50:27,520
(我現在要去找一個好玩的地方)
1215
00:50:27,520 --> 00:50:29,520
(我現在要去找一個好玩的地方)
1216
00:50:29,520 --> 00:50:31,520
(我現在要去找一個好玩的地方)
1217
00:50:31,520 --> 00:50:33,520
(我現在要去找一個好玩的地方)
1218
00:50:33,520 --> 00:50:35,520
(我要去找一個好玩的地方)
1219
00:50:35,520 --> 00:50:37,520
(我要去找一個好玩的地方)
1220
00:50:37,520 --> 00:50:39,520
(我要去找一個好玩的地方)
1221
00:50:39,520 --> 00:50:41,520
(我要去找一個好玩的地方)
1222
00:50:41,520 --> 00:50:43,520
(我要去找一個好玩的地方)
1223
00:50:43,520 --> 00:50:45,520
(我要去找一個好玩的地方)
1224
00:50:45,520 --> 00:50:47,520
(我要去找一個好玩的地方)
1225
00:50:47,520 --> 00:50:49,520
(我要去找一個好玩的地方)
1226
00:50:49,520 --> 00:50:50,520
好痛
1227
00:50:50,520 --> 00:50:52,520
怎麼了
1228
00:50:52,520 --> 00:50:54,520
第一次而已
1229
00:50:54,520 --> 00:50:57,520
這麼巧嗎
1230
00:50:57,520 --> 00:50:59,520
我今天也是第一次而已
1231
00:50:59,520 --> 00:51:01,520
我今天只是第一次而已
1232
00:51:01,680 --> 00:51:03,080
我只爲大家團結了
1233
00:51:03,080 --> 00:51:04,180
哈哈
1234
00:51:04,740 --> 00:51:10,480
啊啊啊啊啊
1235
00:51:10,480 --> 00:51:12,480
(音乐)
1236
00:51:12,480 --> 00:51:14,480
(音樂)
1237
00:51:14,480 --> 00:51:16,480
(我愛你)
1238
00:51:16,480 --> 00:51:18,480
(我愛你)
1239
00:51:18,480 --> 00:51:20,480
(詞曲:陳宇芙)
1240
00:51:20,480 --> 00:51:22,480
(我愛你)
1241
00:51:22,480 --> 00:51:24,480
(音乐)
1242
00:51:24,820 --> 00:51:25,860
(音乐)
1243
00:51:53,860 --> 00:51:55,740
我来帮你打个电话吧
1244
00:51:56,340 --> 00:52:00,440
2
1245
00:52:00,440 --> 00:52:05,800
2
1246
00:52:05,800 --> 00:52:08,960
3
1247
00:52:08,960 --> 00:52:12,040
4
1248
00:52:12,040 --> 00:52:14,040
5
1249
00:52:14,040 --> 00:52:16,480
6
1250
00:52:16,480 --> 00:52:18,880
8
1251
00:52:18,880 --> 00:52:21,820
8
1252
00:52:21,820 --> 00:52:24,600
大的
1253
00:52:25,420 --> 00:52:26,420
妈妈
1254
00:52:26,760 --> 00:52:27,500
妈
1255
00:52:27,500 --> 00:52:44,840
妈
1256
00:52:44,840 --> 00:52:45,840
我去找你
1257
00:52:46,080 --> 00:52:50,860
你哪有
1258
00:52:51,120 --> 00:52:52,540
我們 battle
1259
00:52:53,000 --> 00:52:54,540
你
1260
00:52:54,540 --> 00:53:08,740
你
1261
00:53:08,740 --> 00:53:10,240
我
1262
00:53:10,240 --> 00:53:13,240
我
1263
00:53:13,240 --> 00:53:12,340
你
1264
00:53:12,340 --> 00:53:15,860
呀
1265
00:53:15,860 --> 00:53:17,740
大哥
1266
00:53:17,740 --> 00:53:20,140
你
1267
00:53:20,420 --> 00:53:21,420
妈
1268
00:53:21,420 --> 00:53:23,420
妈
1269
00:53:23,420 --> 00:53:25,420
妈
1270
00:53:25,420 --> 00:53:27,420
妈
1271
00:53:27,420 --> 00:53:29,420
妈
1272
00:53:29,420 --> 00:53:31,420
妈
1273
00:53:31,420 --> 00:53:34,420
妈
1274
00:53:34,420 --> 00:53:36,420
妈
1275
00:53:36,420 --> 00:53:40,420
妈
1276
00:53:40,420 --> 00:53:42,420
妈
1277
00:53:42,420 --> 00:53:44,420
妈
1278
00:53:44,420 --> 00:53:46,420
妈
1279
00:53:46,420 --> 00:53:48,740
(我愛你)
1280
00:53:48,740 --> 00:54:12,060
我要走了
1281
00:54:12,060 --> 00:54:14,620
先別走, 我還有很多, 先過來試試
1282
00:54:14,620 --> 00:54:16,380
你們玩我, 我不玩了
1283
00:54:16,380 --> 00:54:19,380
你不要走,你不能走,你不能走
1284
00:54:19,380 --> 00:54:27,380
怎麼會這樣
1285
00:54:27,380 --> 00:54:32,380
很痛
1286
00:54:43,380 --> 00:54:45,380
沒有東西吃還要被人撐一腳
1287
00:54:45,380 --> 00:54:47,380
我真的沒有任何工作
1288
00:54:47,380 --> 00:54:49,380
(我心裡有多麼的愛)
1289
00:54:49,940 --> 00:54:51,460
(我心裡有多麼的愛)
1290
00:54:51,780 --> 00:54:53,540
(我心裡有多麼的愛)
1291
00:54:53,540 --> 00:55:21,360
對不起
1292
00:55:21,360 --> 00:55:25,360
你之前的老人家跟我說
1293
00:55:25,360 --> 00:55:27,360
愛情是最傷人的
1294
00:55:27,360 --> 00:55:29,360
千萬不要愛上2011年的人
1295
00:55:29,360 --> 00:55:31,360
我現在明白了
1296
00:55:31,360 --> 00:55:33,360
原來我真的喜歡這個男人
1297
00:55:33,360 --> 00:55:35,360
我的心很酸
1298
00:55:35,360 --> 00:55:39,360
輕鬆一點,我對溫州來的
1299
00:55:39,360 --> 00:55:42,360
大哥,小轉彎我就見過
1300
00:55:42,360 --> 00:55:43,360
你打了卡卡這麼厲害
1301
00:55:43,360 --> 00:55:44,360
我還沒見過
1302
00:55:44,360 --> 00:55:46,360
我敬你個死婚,好痛
1303
00:55:46,360 --> 00:55:48,360
大哥,你想怎樣
1304
00:55:48,360 --> 00:55:49,360
大力你又話痛
1305
00:55:49,360 --> 00:55:53,360
你又能打得很厲害, 你整了兩窩了, 整手也是
1306
00:55:53,360 --> 00:55:56,360
那怎麼辦? 要不要給你代支
1307
00:55:56,360 --> 00:55:59,360
不是, 大佬, 不如你去看醫生
1308
00:55:59,360 --> 00:56:01,360
看什麼醫生? 鐵打網?
1309
00:56:01,360 --> 00:56:02,360
去看急席
1310
00:56:02,360 --> 00:56:06,360
好, 他們說女生要吹球
1311
00:56:06,360 --> 00:56:09,360
用力打也好, 總之選擇打擊
1312
00:56:09,360 --> 00:56:11,360
這樣也讓你想到嗎?
1313
00:56:11,360 --> 00:56:14,360
小子, 你要死
1314
00:56:14,360 --> 00:56:18,360
如果讓你幾隻英島, 得頭條, 我還想出來走
1315
00:56:18,360 --> 00:56:21,360
不是呀, 大佬, 誰把你弄成這樣
1316
00:56:21,360 --> 00:56:24,360
那天我下了一句有趣的妹妹
1317
00:56:24,360 --> 00:56:26,360
原來她是超能力的
1318
00:56:26,360 --> 00:56:28,360
我那天跟她幫了幾顆琴子
1319
00:56:28,360 --> 00:56:29,360
誰知道她手指一指
1320
00:56:29,360 --> 00:56:30,360
只算我老邦周
1321
00:56:30,360 --> 00:56:32,360
不知道為什麼要這樣拼拼
1322
00:56:32,360 --> 00:56:34,360
就不知道為什麼打錯我的臉
1323
00:56:34,360 --> 00:56:36,360
那個女孩在哪裡?
1324
00:56:36,360 --> 00:56:38,360
誰叫我呀
1325
00:56:38,360 --> 00:56:41,360
又是你們兩位
1326
00:56:41,360 --> 00:56:43,360
快點告訴我們
1327
00:56:43,360 --> 00:56:45,360
有超能力那個女孩在哪裡
1328
00:56:45,360 --> 00:56:47,360
她現在和我的同學一起
1329
00:56:47,360 --> 00:56:48,920
但是皮肚不見了
1330
00:56:48,920 --> 00:56:50,000
帶我們去
1331
00:56:50,000 --> 00:56:51,960
他怎麼這麼厲害?
1332
00:56:51,960 --> 00:56:54,160
你也很厲害, 把他借了
1333
00:56:54,160 --> 00:57:04,000
我想你這麼厲害, 有沒有玩?
1334
00:57:04,000 --> 00:57:05,160
沒有了
1335
00:57:05,160 --> 00:57:08,640
沒有停…
1336
00:57:08,640 --> 00:57:13,920
怎麼這麼厲害?
1337
00:57:13,920 --> 00:57:15,760
怎麼能夠用得著?
1338
00:57:15,760 --> 00:57:18,560
怎麼不可以?
1339
00:57:18,560 --> 00:57:20,360
是我們星球的奪命怪花
1340
00:57:20,360 --> 00:57:22,360
它已經生在你的身體裡面
1341
00:57:22,360 --> 00:57:24,000
如果我們不幫你解釋
1342
00:57:24,000 --> 00:57:25,280
在七十個小時之後
1343
00:57:25,280 --> 00:57:27,440
你就會變成一檔外星怪花
1344
00:57:27,440 --> 00:57:32,160
那我就散花了, 醫生
1345
00:57:32,160 --> 00:57:33,760
低等動物
1346
00:57:33,760 --> 00:57:36,560
跟蹤奪命花的信號就可以找到它
1347
00:57:36,560 --> 00:57:39,360
阿常, 是真的
1348
00:57:39,360 --> 00:57:40,840
我被那兩個外星人抓到臉
1349
00:57:40,840 --> 00:57:42,520
抓了一抓就不知道怎麼搞成這樣
1350
00:57:42,520 --> 00:57:45,080
不知道是不是散花了, 你相信我吧
1351
00:57:45,200 --> 00:57:49,440
我生花樓, 我就想外星人
1352
00:57:49,440 --> 00:57:52,080
你知外不睡, 還沒請教
1353
00:57:52,080 --> 00:57:55,080
我就是光頭神探, 屠應林
1354
00:57:55,080 --> 00:57:57,520
我最厲害的就是英爪功
1355
00:57:57,520 --> 00:57:59,920
你股市上見到我都怕的
1356
00:57:59,920 --> 00:58:01,960
那你信不信我才行
1357
00:58:01,960 --> 00:58:04,240
你走來報案, 告訴外星人
1358
00:58:04,240 --> 00:58:07,520
教你生花樓, 還打給我結
1359
00:58:07,520 --> 00:58:08,920
你叫我怎麼信你
1360
00:58:08,920 --> 00:58:10,200
你信我吧, 你不信我哪兒去
1361
00:58:10,200 --> 00:58:11,400
你去看吧 走開
1362
00:58:11,400 --> 00:58:13,880
幹什麼?想老闆?
1363
00:58:14,200 --> 00:58:15,200
想我扮你
1364
00:58:15,200 --> 00:58:16,200
不要
1365
00:58:16,200 --> 00:58:19,200
就你這個女性人
1366
00:58:19,200 --> 00:58:24,200
都搶不進去
1367
00:58:24,200 --> 00:58:26,200
現在相信
1368
00:58:26,200 --> 00:58:29,200
地強的火力就是這樣
1369
00:58:29,200 --> 00:58:32,200
我對不起,你們的事已經濕濕了
1370
00:58:32,200 --> 00:58:34,200
讓我自我介紹
1371
00:58:34,200 --> 00:58:37,200
我是光頭神探塗英
1372
00:58:37,200 --> 00:58:40,200
你這個兒子這麼像日本AV
1373
00:58:40,200 --> 00:58:43,200
那個男友加藤英
1374
00:58:43,200 --> 00:58:46,000
你英雄我英雄, 大家都是英雄
1375
00:58:46,000 --> 00:58:47,600
自己人, 隨便隨便
1376
00:58:47,600 --> 00:58:48,760
帶他走…
1377
00:58:48,760 --> 00:58:51,560
未來在哪裡
1378
00:58:51,560 --> 00:58:53,720
我知道你在哪裡
1379
00:58:53,720 --> 00:58:55,800
我帶你去, 你別殺我
1380
00:58:55,800 --> 00:58:57,400
對了, 走吧…
1381
00:58:57,400 --> 00:58:59,200
如果遲了沒地鐵, 坐著坐著
1382
00:58:59,200 --> 00:59:00,600
快點, 再見
1383
00:59:00,600 --> 00:59:03,000
你這麼漂亮, 一起去
1384
00:59:03,000 --> 00:59:05,000
別動…
1385
00:59:05,000 --> 00:59:07,200
如果你不去, 我就扭斷你
1386
00:59:07,200 --> 00:59:10,440
你們怎麼可以這樣對他
1387
00:59:10,440 --> 00:59:11,720
他有沒有在身上
1388
00:59:11,720 --> 00:59:13,720
你不要再怪她了
1389
00:59:13,720 --> 00:59:15,720
一天都是我不好
1390
00:59:15,720 --> 00:59:17,720
你要怪就怪我一個
1391
00:59:17,720 --> 00:59:20,720
我…我不是怪你
1392
00:59:20,720 --> 00:59:23,720
只是我覺得未來她很可憐
1393
00:59:23,720 --> 00:59:26,720
外面還有兩個很危險的外星人在找她
1394
00:59:26,720 --> 00:59:29,720
萬一被她們捉走了怎麼辦
1395
00:59:29,720 --> 00:59:32,720
她真的來自未來世界
1396
00:59:32,720 --> 00:59:34,720
她真的有槍握力
1397
00:59:34,720 --> 00:59:36,720
她一知道就用她的手
1398
00:59:36,720 --> 00:59:38,720
我的手就自己抓自己了
1399
00:59:38,720 --> 00:59:42,000
我一手就自己抓自己了 還很痛
1400
00:59:42,000 --> 00:59:43,520
我要快點找她
1401
00:59:43,520 --> 00:59:46,200
你昨晚只有我一個是廚藍
1402
00:59:46,200 --> 00:59:47,400
我一定是最努力的那個
1403
00:59:47,400 --> 00:59:49,400
讓我幫忙找她們 那就一起去吧
1404
00:59:49,400 --> 00:59:50,800
女孩子有沒有代表
1405
00:59:50,800 --> 00:59:53,760
記事我搞出來的
1406
00:59:53,760 --> 00:59:55,440
讓我去吧
1407
00:59:55,440 --> 00:59:56,720
剛好是
1408
00:59:56,720 --> 01:00:02,360
有沒有搞錯
1409
01:00:02,360 --> 01:00:04,520
連真的也跟他們出去
1410
01:00:04,520 --> 01:00:05,760
不用擔心
1411
01:00:05,760 --> 01:00:07,400
我們兩個怎麼都會站在你那邊
1412
01:00:08,400 --> 01:00:11,640
這個男人的身體不在你身上
1413
01:00:11,640 --> 01:00:13,240
你做甚麼都沒用
1414
01:00:13,240 --> 01:00:14,720
他要走就走
1415
01:00:14,720 --> 01:00:16,640
不管他說的是不是真的
1416
01:00:16,640 --> 01:00:19,240
總之這次我輸了
1417
01:00:19,240 --> 01:00:27,400
妹妹,你不認得我了
1418
01:00:27,400 --> 01:00:31,640
未來在哪裡
1419
01:00:31,640 --> 01:00:34,320
他走了
1420
01:00:34,320 --> 01:00:35,280
走了去哪裡
1421
01:00:35,280 --> 01:00:36,560
你們甚麼人
1422
01:00:36,640 --> 01:00:38,640
就不走我報警
1423
01:00:38,640 --> 01:00:42,640
你們是外星人
1424
01:00:42,640 --> 01:00:46,640
朗仔在哪兒
1425
01:00:46,640 --> 01:00:48,640
我不會說的
1426
01:00:48,640 --> 01:00:49,640
那我來了
1427
01:00:49,640 --> 01:00:55,640
跟我做完愛你們就會說
1428
01:00:55,640 --> 01:00:57,640
到時候你們就會變成星桑師
1429
01:00:57,640 --> 01:00:58,640
聽我說
1430
01:00:58,640 --> 01:00:59,640
你聽到沒有
1431
01:00:59,640 --> 01:01:09,640
不要
1432
01:01:09,640 --> 01:01:10,640
什麼不好
1433
01:01:10,640 --> 01:01:11,640
現在你踏我
1434
01:01:11,640 --> 01:01:12,640
不要
1435
01:01:12,640 --> 01:01:13,640
哪裡不好
1436
01:01:13,640 --> 01:01:14,640
不要
1437
01:01:14,640 --> 01:01:15,640
這裡不好
1438
01:01:15,640 --> 01:01:16,640
哪裡不好
1439
01:01:16,640 --> 01:01:17,640
不要
1440
01:01:17,640 --> 01:01:21,640
不要
1441
01:01:21,640 --> 01:01:22,640
不要
1442
01:01:22,640 --> 01:01:32,640
沒有
1443
01:01:32,640 --> 01:01:41,640
別過來
1444
01:01:41,640 --> 01:01:43,640
沒有
1445
01:01:49,640 --> 01:01:50,640
甚麼?
1446
01:01:50,640 --> 01:01:51,640
我弟弟
1447
01:01:51,640 --> 01:01:54,640
他很大
1448
01:01:54,640 --> 01:01:56,640
別過來
1449
01:01:56,640 --> 01:01:58,640
不要
1450
01:01:58,640 --> 01:02:01,640
別過來,不要
1451
01:02:01,640 --> 01:02:06,640
我又戰爛了
1452
01:02:06,640 --> 01:02:16,640
不要,不要
1453
01:02:16,640 --> 01:02:17,640
不要
1454
01:02:18,640 --> 01:02:19,640
起來
1455
01:02:19,640 --> 01:02:20,640
不要
1456
01:02:21,640 --> 01:02:30,440
對
1457
01:02:30,440 --> 01:02:30,520
是
1458
01:02:30,520 --> 01:02:31,020
是
1459
01:02:31,020 --> 01:02:31,520
是
1460
01:02:31,520 --> 01:02:31,560
是
1461
01:02:31,560 --> 01:02:31,920
是
1462
01:02:31,920 --> 01:02:32,660
是
1463
01:02:32,660 --> 01:02:32,640
是
1464
01:02:32,660 --> 01:02:50,660
好
1465
01:02:50,660 --> 01:02:51,580
你别动了
1466
01:02:51,580 --> 01:02:53,580
(鞋子)
1467
01:02:53,580 --> 01:02:55,580
(寶貝)
1468
01:02:55,580 --> 01:03:23,140
你是女人,可以對我怎樣?
1469
01:03:23,140 --> 01:03:28,140
我們塞卡星人都是知熊同體
1470
01:03:28,140 --> 01:03:31,140
我們塞卡星人都是知熊同體
1471
01:03:31,140 --> 01:03:33,140
(我愛你)
1472
01:03:33,140 --> 01:03:41,580
(你情願夠成真)
1473
01:03:41,580 --> 01:03:42,580
你别动了
1474
01:03:42,580 --> 01:03:43,580
(咳嗽)
1475
01:03:43,700 --> 01:03:44,700
(豁凍之魔)
1476
01:04:11,420 --> 01:04:13,420
是你最後一次做妹妹
1477
01:04:13,420 --> 01:04:15,620
好好享受一下
1478
01:04:15,620 --> 01:04:16,620
哈哈
1479
01:04:16,620 --> 01:04:27,620
嘿嘿
1480
01:04:27,620 --> 01:04:38,740
啊
1481
01:04:45,180 --> 01:04:46,180
啊
1482
01:04:46,180 --> 01:04:47,240
啊
1483
01:04:47,240 --> 01:05:03,380
嗯
1484
01:05:03,380 --> 01:05:04,740
嗯
1485
01:05:04,740 --> 01:05:09,100
啊
1486
01:05:09,100 --> 01:05:13,380
啊
1487
01:05:13,380 --> 01:05:14,380
妈妈
1488
01:05:14,660 --> 01:05:16,940
妈妈
1489
01:05:16,940 --> 01:05:25,380
妈妈
1490
01:05:25,380 --> 01:05:27,380
(笑)
1491
01:05:27,380 --> 01:05:28,980
Yes
1492
01:05:28,980 --> 01:05:29,980
走
1493
01:05:29,980 --> 01:05:30,980
走
1494
01:05:30,980 --> 01:05:31,620
好
1495
01:05:32,100 --> 01:05:33,240
说
1496
01:05:33,600 --> 01:05:34,860
武士
1497
01:05:34,860 --> 01:05:37,540
武士
1498
01:05:37,540 --> 01:05:39,640
武士
1499
01:05:39,640 --> 01:05:42,500
武士
1500
01:05:42,500 --> 01:05:48,060
武士
1501
01:05:48,060 --> 01:05:54,240
打
1502
01:05:59,860 --> 01:06:04,780
我看見了, 還不夠, 還不夠…
1503
01:06:04,780 --> 01:06:05,420
好
1504
01:06:05,420 --> 01:06:13,860
他看來已經有我的基因
1505
01:06:13,860 --> 01:06:17,060
他們以後就會聽我的指揮
1506
01:06:17,060 --> 01:06:20,660
大佬, 搞了半年
1507
01:06:20,660 --> 01:06:22,580
不讓我搞半天, 會很慘
1508
01:06:22,580 --> 01:06:24,660
那我給你搞吧
1509
01:06:24,660 --> 01:06:26,660
我…
1510
01:06:26,660 --> 01:06:39,660
為何找個健康的男人這麼難
1511
01:06:39,660 --> 01:06:43,660
幾乎沒有一個是沒怎麼過有動物質
1512
01:06:43,660 --> 01:06:47,660
我只剩下幾個小時, 怎麼辦
1513
01:06:47,660 --> 01:06:53,660
你走進去…
1514
01:06:53,660 --> 01:06:55,300
你走那邊, 我放在這裡
1515
01:06:55,300 --> 01:06:56,540
我討厭你, 走吧
1516
01:06:56,540 --> 01:06:58,940
哥哥, 走…
1517
01:06:58,940 --> 01:07:00,180
你又想硬死我臉
1518
01:07:00,180 --> 01:07:01,900
不是, 我找人了
1519
01:07:01,900 --> 01:07:02,940
你找甚麼人
1520
01:07:02,940 --> 01:07:04,820
你有沒有見過這麼高、這麼大
1521
01:07:04,820 --> 01:07:06,020
多漂亮的女孩子
1522
01:07:06,020 --> 01:07:07,300
你是不是傻的
1523
01:07:07,300 --> 01:07:08,020
這間老闆
1524
01:07:08,020 --> 01:07:10,220
一千上萬這樣的女孩子
1525
01:07:10,220 --> 01:07:13,660
那又是, 好, 謝謝
1526
01:07:13,660 --> 01:07:16,660
你別再打這麼多飛機, 沒意義
1527
01:07:16,660 --> 01:07:17,780
我現在搞清楚了
1528
01:07:17,780 --> 01:07:19,900
我根本不是千千
1529
01:07:19,900 --> 01:07:21,500
我我是你
1530
01:07:21,500 --> 01:07:23,540
但我們只認識了兩天而已
1531
01:07:23,540 --> 01:07:25,540
你怎麼知道
1532
01:07:25,540 --> 01:07:26,580
我現在知道了
1533
01:07:26,580 --> 01:07:27,700
我現在知道了
1534
01:07:27,700 --> 01:07:28,700
我現在知道了
1535
01:07:28,700 --> 01:07:29,820
我現在知道了
1536
01:07:29,820 --> 01:07:30,820
我現在知道了
1537
01:07:30,820 --> 01:07:31,820
我現在知道了
1538
01:07:31,820 --> 01:07:32,820
我現在知道了
1539
01:07:32,820 --> 01:07:33,820
我現在知道了
1540
01:07:33,820 --> 01:07:34,820
我現在知道了
1541
01:07:34,820 --> 01:07:35,820
我現在知道了
1542
01:07:35,820 --> 01:07:36,820
我現在知道了
1543
01:07:36,820 --> 01:07:37,820
我現在知道了
1544
01:07:37,820 --> 01:07:38,820
我現在知道了
1545
01:07:38,820 --> 01:07:39,820
我現在知道了
1546
01:07:39,820 --> 01:07:40,820
我現在知道了
1547
01:07:40,820 --> 01:07:41,820
我現在知道了
1548
01:07:41,820 --> 01:07:42,820
我現在知道了
1549
01:07:42,820 --> 01:07:43,820
我現在知道了
1550
01:07:43,820 --> 01:07:44,820
我現在知道了
1551
01:07:44,820 --> 01:07:45,780
我現在知道了
1552
01:07:45,900 --> 01:07:48,620
我現在終於都順利一見鍾情
1553
01:07:48,620 --> 01:07:51,820
我願意把我的基因交給你
1554
01:07:51,820 --> 01:07:53,820
真的嗎?
1555
01:07:53,820 --> 01:07:59,620
這幕好為天地動容
1556
01:07:59,620 --> 01:08:00,620
相信他們翻台
1557
01:08:00,620 --> 01:08:03,900
一定會使出芭蕾鐵塔反轉再反轉
1558
01:08:03,900 --> 01:08:06,900
朗仔始終都是喜歡美女
1559
01:08:06,900 --> 01:08:08,980
看來這次千千要失望
1560
01:08:08,980 --> 01:08:10,260
失望甚麼?
1561
01:08:10,260 --> 01:08:12,900
我不是一條混不上女兒的可憐蟲
1562
01:08:12,900 --> 01:08:15,620
說甚麼?現在是想混我嗎?
1563
01:08:15,700 --> 01:08:17,700
畫公仔畫出場了
1564
01:08:17,700 --> 01:08:24,700
起來
1565
01:08:24,700 --> 01:08:25,700
小姐 起來
1566
01:08:25,700 --> 01:08:27,700
怎麼樣
1567
01:08:27,700 --> 01:08:28,700
請一下
1568
01:08:28,700 --> 01:08:30,700
誰來過
1569
01:08:30,700 --> 01:08:32,700
外星人SK1號跟SK2號
1570
01:08:32,700 --> 01:08:34,700
怎麼辦 千千去哪裡了
1571
01:08:34,700 --> 01:08:39,700
我是一號 未來 你走不掉的
1572
01:08:39,700 --> 01:08:42,700
如果你想要回千千 就用未來交換
1573
01:08:42,700 --> 01:08:44,700
你們找我 別傷害千千
1574
01:08:44,700 --> 01:08:46,260
就憑你們這些人女
1575
01:08:46,260 --> 01:08:48,380
走你一個小時內去廢治廠房
1576
01:08:48,380 --> 01:08:50,260
我會用老電波傳給你
1577
01:08:50,260 --> 01:08:53,300
我知道了
1578
01:08:53,300 --> 01:08:54,860
如果過了閒時也不來
1579
01:08:54,860 --> 01:08:57,300
我會斬我的幾塊放在那裡
1580
01:08:57,300 --> 01:09:00,860
那怎麼辦
1581
01:09:00,860 --> 01:09:01,900
不如我們報警吧
1582
01:09:01,900 --> 01:09:04,220
你們現在的警力不足
1583
01:09:04,220 --> 01:09:05,300
還是讓我去吧
1584
01:09:05,300 --> 01:09:05,940
未來
1585
01:09:05,940 --> 01:09:07,860
不要犧牲自己
1586
01:09:07,860 --> 01:09:08,980
那我也要盡力的
1587
01:09:08,980 --> 01:09:09,820
真的不行的
1588
01:09:09,820 --> 01:09:10,740
我就走
1589
01:09:10,740 --> 01:09:12,140
不過要計劃好
1590
01:09:12,140 --> 01:09:14,300
我替你幫你
1591
01:09:14,300 --> 01:09:15,580
我精神上支持你
1592
01:09:15,580 --> 01:09:17,580
我真的看不起你
1593
01:09:17,580 --> 01:09:19,580
不用吊,肉看也支持
1594
01:09:19,580 --> 01:09:21,700
不如這樣,讓我留在這裡
1595
01:09:21,700 --> 01:09:24,220
照顧女兒,請救地球的事
1596
01:09:24,220 --> 01:09:25,660
就交給你們吧
1597
01:09:25,660 --> 01:09:26,340
要
1598
01:09:26,340 --> 01:09:27,340
要
1599
01:09:27,340 --> 01:09:37,660
喂…大太太…
1600
01:09:37,660 --> 01:09:39,580
你還想幹甚麼?我雖然你喝死
1601
01:09:39,580 --> 01:09:41,300
但我不合味
1602
01:09:41,300 --> 01:09:43,300
好,我想把花都傳給你
1603
01:09:43,380 --> 01:09:44,380
大家有個盤子
1604
01:09:44,380 --> 01:09:46,620
沒有, 你是獨一無二的
1605
01:09:46,620 --> 01:09:48,940
我又怎麼跟你爭食呢
1606
01:09:48,940 --> 01:09:50,540
我喜歡, 吹人
1607
01:09:50,540 --> 01:09:55,140
不敢吵…我又怎麼吵你
1608
01:09:55,140 --> 01:10:02,980
我們趕快走…
1609
01:10:02,980 --> 01:10:08,500
有人來找
1610
01:10:08,500 --> 01:10:10,740
看好他們
1611
01:10:10,740 --> 01:10:11,540
是
1612
01:10:11,540 --> 01:10:12,540
快走
1613
01:10:12,540 --> 01:10:13,540
不要乱野
1614
01:10:13,540 --> 01:10:15,540
不要買東西
1615
01:10:40,540 --> 01:10:43,540
不要, 我怕怕的
1616
01:10:43,540 --> 01:10:51,620
花流哥, 不如打個車子也不拘
1617
01:10:51,620 --> 01:10:55,540
我找你?不要, 我說突然沒兒子
1618
01:10:55,540 --> 01:10:56,540
不要
1619
01:10:56,540 --> 01:11:02,540
快點… 千千, 你沒事吧
1620
01:11:02,540 --> 01:11:07,540
快點, 快點
1621
01:11:07,540 --> 01:11:08,540
快點走吧
1622
01:11:08,540 --> 01:11:11,140
你解開我,我是警察
1623
01:11:11,140 --> 01:11:12,700
我為人民服務
1624
01:11:12,700 --> 01:11:17,420
孫子
1625
01:11:17,420 --> 01:11:22,500
你還算了,他已經被我控制了
1626
01:11:22,500 --> 01:11:32,420
我幫你變成性喪屍了
1627
01:11:32,420 --> 01:11:35,300
小姐,你別這樣
1628
01:11:35,300 --> 01:11:36,300
阿霞
1629
01:11:36,300 --> 01:11:46,300
他也不知道我另一個卓步
1630
01:11:46,300 --> 01:11:48,300
叫做神龍雙響鴨
1631
01:11:48,300 --> 01:11:52,300
我不敢你 救命
1632
01:11:52,300 --> 01:11:53,300
快點
1633
01:11:53,300 --> 01:12:06,300
我以為甚麼這麼厲害
1634
01:12:06,300 --> 01:12:08,300
打我頭就打死你了
1635
01:12:08,300 --> 01:12:09,300
你不要死
1636
01:12:09,300 --> 01:12:12,300
我就是幫頭神探頭的女兒
1637
01:12:12,300 --> 01:12:13,300
阿Sir沒有這麼多時間
1638
01:12:13,300 --> 01:12:14,300
我們去救未來
1639
01:12:14,300 --> 01:12:16,300
是呀, 還有一件案
1640
01:12:16,300 --> 01:12:17,300
怎麼打死他
1641
01:12:17,300 --> 01:12:19,300
還要問, 當然打爆他頭
1642
01:12:19,300 --> 01:12:20,300
是呀…
1643
01:12:20,300 --> 01:12:23,300
是呀, 沒錢能打敗她的頭啊!
1644
01:12:23,300 --> 01:12:46,300
你抗未來的追口成女
1645
01:12:47,300 --> 01:12:51,500
我做愛之後, 就會失去生殖能力
1646
01:12:51,500 --> 01:13:04,500
那個空氣多漂亮
1647
01:13:04,500 --> 01:13:09,700
不過很快就會變成性喪事
1648
01:13:15,100 --> 01:13:18,100
那些…那些…
1649
01:13:18,100 --> 01:13:20,100
不要前面…
1650
01:13:20,100 --> 01:13:22,100
別動…
1651
01:13:22,100 --> 01:13:24,100
走…
1652
01:13:24,100 --> 01:13:35,100
終點輸了
1653
01:13:35,100 --> 01:13:36,100
時間到了
1654
01:13:36,100 --> 01:13:38,100
終點輸了
1655
01:13:38,100 --> 01:13:40,100
我就不出去了
1656
01:13:40,100 --> 01:13:40,820
快点
1657
01:13:41,140 --> 01:13:43,860
来
1658
01:13:43,860 --> 01:14:00,340
还作孽
1659
01:14:00,340 --> 01:14:06,220
放开
1660
01:14:06,220 --> 01:14:07,220
好
1661
01:14:07,220 --> 01:14:21,220
未來, 去看她
1662
01:14:21,220 --> 01:14:30,220
承鄧副招
1663
01:14:30,220 --> 01:14:32,220
陳探哥哥, 你有沒有事
1664
01:14:32,220 --> 01:14:34,220
想不想跟你下警署去罰口供
1665
01:14:34,220 --> 01:14:36,220
你也傻的, 你這麼情節
1666
01:14:36,220 --> 01:14:38,220
拍到被英明人罵
1667
01:14:38,220 --> 01:14:41,220
總之我看不到
1668
01:14:41,220 --> 01:14:43,220
你們也看不到
1669
01:14:43,220 --> 01:14:45,220
回去過我的日子
1670
01:14:45,220 --> 01:14:47,220
就這樣說, Bye Bye
1671
01:14:47,220 --> 01:14:57,220
這樣也不死, 這麼像有牌生
1672
01:14:57,220 --> 01:14:59,220
(今晚的夜)
1673
01:14:59,220 --> 01:15:02,580
(電梯)
1674
01:15:02,580 --> 01:15:12,580
(Light, wild fire)
1675
01:15:12,580 --> 01:15:18,580
(Now that we're here on the road)
1676
01:15:18,580 --> 01:15:23,580
(The signage flies through the road)
1677
01:15:23,580 --> 01:15:27,580
(The night is long, why don't we make love)
1678
01:15:27,580 --> 01:15:32,580
(It is love, why don't we make love till dawn?)
1679
01:15:32,580 --> 01:15:37,580
(Turn off the light, you can whisper my name)
1680
01:15:37,580 --> 01:15:42,580
(Touch me again and again and again)
1681
01:15:42,580 --> 01:15:47,580
(Kiss my lips, put your arms around my hips)
1682
01:15:47,580 --> 01:15:51,580
(Stay with me, hold me, comfort me)
1683
01:15:51,580 --> 01:15:55,580
(Touch me, kiss me, set me free)
1684
01:15:55,580 --> 01:16:02,840
light my fire set me free and let us get higher
1685
01:16:02,840 --> 01:16:07,340
you can do whatever
1686
01:16:07,340 --> 01:16:12,000
water, hotter
1687
01:16:12,000 --> 01:16:18,100
light my fire hold me tight and keep me warm
1688
01:16:18,100 --> 01:16:21,900
(On the stairs and the reds room)
1689
01:16:21,900 --> 01:16:27,260
(Tonight we're not alone)
1690
01:16:27,260 --> 01:16:31,900
(Light a lot of fire)
1691
01:16:31,900 --> 01:16:38,020
(Turn off the lights)
1692
01:16:38,020 --> 01:16:40,460
(You can whisper my name)
1693
01:16:40,460 --> 01:16:41,820
(And touch me again)
1694
01:16:41,820 --> 01:16:45,300
(And again and again)
1695
01:16:45,300 --> 01:16:50,740
Kiss my lips, put your arms around my hips
1696
01:16:50,740 --> 01:16:54,340
But stay with me, hold me, comfort me
1697
01:16:54,340 --> 01:17:00,620
Touch me, kiss me, set me free
1698
01:17:00,620 --> 01:17:04,940
Light my fire, set me free
1699
01:17:04,940 --> 01:17:07,740
And let us get higher
1700
01:17:07,740 --> 01:17:11,980
You can do whatever
1701
01:17:11,980 --> 01:17:15,980
(Wall down, harder)
1702
01:17:15,980 --> 01:17:18,980
(light my fire)
1703
01:17:18,980 --> 01:17:22,980
(Hold me tight and keep me warm)
1704
01:17:22,980 --> 01:17:25,980
(Understand some of the reality)
1705
01:17:25,980 --> 01:17:30,980
(Tonight we know the night)
1706
01:17:30,980 --> 01:17:34,980
(light my fire)
1707
01:17:38,580 --> 01:17:41,940
(light my fire)
1708
01:17:41,940 --> 01:17:44,380
(set me free of my last hand)
1709
01:17:44,380 --> 01:17:49,380
(I know you can do whatever)
1710
01:17:49,380 --> 01:17:51,940
(I'm the one)
1711
01:17:51,940 --> 01:17:54,900
(other one)
1712
01:17:54,900 --> 01:17:57,220
(light my fire)
1713
01:17:57,220 --> 01:18:01,060
(on this hand to keep me warm)
1714
01:18:01,060 --> 01:18:05,100
(on those days of my last friend)
1715
01:18:05,100 --> 01:18:10,100
Tonight we're not alone
1716
01:18:10,100 --> 01:18:14,100
light my fire
1717
01:18:14,100 --> 01:18:18,100
朗仔雖然吃過那些蛋糕
1718
01:18:18,100 --> 01:18:19,100
但睡不著多
1719
01:18:19,100 --> 01:18:21,100
沒有影響他的基因
1720
01:18:21,100 --> 01:18:23,100
他卻知道也給了我基因
1721
01:18:23,100 --> 01:18:26,100
我已經改成一次就可以懷孕
1722
01:18:26,100 --> 01:18:28,100
所以我成功了
1723
01:18:29,100 --> 01:18:31,100
朗仔雖然吃過那些蛋糕
1724
01:18:31,100 --> 01:18:32,100
但睡不著多
1725
01:18:32,100 --> 01:18:34,100
沒有影響他的基因
1726
01:18:34,100 --> 01:18:36,100
他卻知道也給了我基因
1727
01:18:36,100 --> 01:18:37,100
我成功了
1728
01:18:37,100 --> 01:18:38,100
朗仔雖然吃過那些蛋糕
1729
01:18:38,100 --> 01:18:39,100
但睡不著多
1730
01:18:39,100 --> 01:18:40,100
沒有影響他的基因
1731
01:18:40,100 --> 01:18:42,100
他卻知道也給了我基因
1732
01:18:42,100 --> 01:18:44,100
朗仔雖然吃過那些蛋糕
1733
01:18:44,100 --> 01:18:45,100
但睡不著多
1734
01:18:45,100 --> 01:18:47,100
沒有影響他的基因
1735
01:18:47,100 --> 01:18:48,100
他卻知道也給了我基因
1736
01:18:48,100 --> 01:18:49,100
朗仔雖然吃過那些蛋糕
1737
01:18:49,100 --> 01:18:50,100
但睡不著多
1738
01:18:50,100 --> 01:18:51,100
沒有影響他的基因
1739
01:18:51,100 --> 01:18:52,100
他卻知道也給了我基因
1740
01:18:52,100 --> 01:18:53,100
朗仔雖然吃過那些蛋糕
1741
01:18:53,100 --> 01:18:54,100
但睡不著多
1742
01:18:54,100 --> 01:18:55,100
沒有影響他的基因
1743
01:18:55,100 --> 01:18:57,100
(王子)
1744
01:18:57,100 --> 01:19:03,100
朗仔, 我會記得你
1745
01:19:03,100 --> 01:19:05,100
有一天我會再回來
1746
01:19:05,100 --> 01:19:08,100
可能還會帶多幾個姐妹
1747
01:19:08,100 --> 01:19:09,100
再見
1748
01:19:09,100 --> 01:19:15,100
一年了, 未來沒回來
1749
01:19:15,100 --> 01:19:18,100
朗仔彈散和廢柴都搬走了
1750
01:19:18,100 --> 01:19:20,100
只剩下我一支弓樓向道
1751
01:19:20,100 --> 01:19:21,100
為什麼?
1752
01:19:21,100 --> 01:19:23,100
因為我養了三條性喪屍
1753
01:19:23,100 --> 01:19:25,100
他們晚晚都很傻
1754
01:19:25,100 --> 01:19:29,100
救命呀 精信人亡呀
1755
01:19:29,100 --> 01:19:53,100
(音乐)
1756
01:19:53,100 --> 01:20:18,100
(音乐)
1757
01:20:18,100 --> 01:20:41,100
(音乐)
1758
01:20:41,100 --> 01:21:06,100
(音乐)
1759
01:21:06,100 --> 01:21:11,820
Shibirah Bambam Bambam Bambiye Shibirah Bambam Bambam Bambia
1760
01:21:11,820 --> 01:21:15,980
Shibirah Bambam Bambiye Ratsi Ratsiye
1761
01:21:15,980 --> 01:21:20,620
Shibirah Bambam Bambam Bambam Bambam Bambam Bambam Bambam
1762
01:21:20,620 --> 01:21:25,100
Bara Zidara
1763
01:21:25,100 --> 01:21:29,220
Bara Na Na
1764
01:21:29,220 --> 01:21:34,020
Shibirah Bambam Ha
1765
01:21:34,020 --> 01:21:38,400
Shibirah Bambam Bambam Bambam Bambam bambam bambam biye
1766
01:21:38,400 --> 01:21:46,460
Bara Zidara
1767
01:21:46,460 --> 01:21:48,460
(字幕製作:貝爾)
1768
01:21:48,460 --> 01:22:09,460
(字幕製作:貝爾)
1769
01:22:09,460 --> 01:22:10,460
老師 never said hello
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