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Previously on Moonshine...
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- Oh my God!
- I'm glad to run into you.
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I still think your design sucks.
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You're the perfect person
to un-suckify it.
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What?
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- Don't take that job.
- Duh! Of course I won't.
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It would be a game-changer.
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Anything for a fan!
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I'm not a fan.
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You can text it to Terry.
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And tell him Nancy says hi.
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Ani?
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Hey, Ryan.
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Ever hear of the game sunk the junk?
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'Course not, because the game
was a Finley-Cullen original.
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High off rocket pops,
we'd break into the yard
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of the only rich assholes in Foxton
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and toss crap in their pool.
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Equal parts junk
removal and science experiment.
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What made the biggest splash?
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What was the heaviest thing
we could hurl?
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Most importantly, how long
could we go till we got caught?
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Cannonballing into chaos.
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Totally cool getting trapped
in a cesspool of our own making?
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Yeah, no thanks.
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I could make the mess
but I couldn't embrace it.
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So instead of ripping off
the band-aid and diving in,
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I'd suffer,
waiting for the inevitable.
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Oh, I hated that game...
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As such, I stand by my decision
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to design the new resort.
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Do you stand by my decision?
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Is this you standing by?
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I stand by the fact that
you have a death wish.
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You just promised Rhian
that you would not
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aid in the obliteration
of the Moonshine,
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and now all of a sudden
you are the lead architect
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of that bougie doomsday resort? Uh-uh!
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See, that kind of
inflammatory rhetoric
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is exactly why I'm
calling this family meeting!
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It's not gonna be bougie, okay?
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I'm actually going for coastal chic.
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Ugh!
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Ooh, my world-famous
blueberry muffins!
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The perfect carb choice to lull
our family into submission
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so they can understand
that this opportunity
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is an opportunity for all of us.
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There mind-altering drugs in these?
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There should be.
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- It's incredible.
- Good?
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- I tried almond flour.
- No!
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Your self-delusion!
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You actually believe that you can spin
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the Moonshine's imminent death
into a good thing?
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It's not gonna happen.
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The Moonshine is not gonna die!
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I'm gonna prevent that
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by working this build from the inside.
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Oh, that is so your M.O.
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You think that if you
avoid the carnage,
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the carnage does not exist.
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So dry. These need butter.
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That is not my M.O.!
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You avoided telling your husband
you wanted out for 20 years.
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Okay, that is a little my M.O.
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Nora, come on, I need your help here.
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Ehh...
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I need you to get everyone
on board, Rhian especially.
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If she's cool, the rest of the family
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will be too afraid to not be cool.
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Consider it your penance
for making a podcast
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about my dumpster fire of a life.
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It's not my fault that
you are an endless well
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of depraved dumpster fire gold.
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I just thought of a podcast title:
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"Sororicide By Design:
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"How one woman's effed-up quest
to get her life back on track
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"destroys the family business
and then gets her murdered
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"by her psychotic step-sister."
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Too wordy?
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Ow!
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- Hey, Ani!
- Hey!
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Come here! I am so happy to see you!
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You know when I'll be happy?
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When you make some
hot shit viking discovery.
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- Get in!
- I'm just gonna unpack.
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Oh, you want me to start now?
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I need answers by 3 pm.
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If pushed,
I'd be amenable to end of day.
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Okay, well...
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I mean, I ran a rough field survey
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by where dad found the dagger,
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and I found some shard samples,
some ground depressions.
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It's not viking-guaranteed,
but it's a pretty good start.
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Sammy, you field-walked!
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- Yeah!
- Radiating or traversing?
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How long is the dig going to take?
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Um, well, once we set up
our grid, it will be, like,
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a month, tops.
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A month?!
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This asshat developer's
breaking ground in two weeks.
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We are talking heavy
machinery, noise, dirt!
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We're gonna lose all our campers!
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Well, if we move fast,
it could be less,
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but I can't make any guarantees.
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Hey, honeybuns,
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we have a code blue in cabin 4.
I repeat, code blue in cabin 4!
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Two weeks. Get it together, people!
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Welcome back?
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And with, uh, a few swift moves,
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you too could be
a stove-cleaning expert.
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Ah, one sec.
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Listen, do you, uh, scrub up and down
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or, like, little circles?
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Don't imitate me, Ry!
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Um, improvise. You know?
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Like, find a cleaning style that
only Ryan Finley-Cullen can do.
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But... but don't over-think it, babe.
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You do you!
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Put your shirt on!
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This is a food prep area! Unsanitary!
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What's your problem?
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Oh, that campaign stress.
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She's running for president
of the Foxton Cove
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Business Association.
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- Ooh!
- It's in the bag.
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I bribed or intimidated
every member for their vote.
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Our problem is that Ani
is the slowest archaeologist
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in history,
Sammy just proved how useless
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his fancy university education
is, and Oscar's being...
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I don't know. Not Oscar.
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Listen, Rhi, I care.
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I really do.
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But I can't figure out who Oscar is
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until I figure out who Ryan is...
when he's cleaning.
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Yeah!
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Also, I don't know if I would
stress so much, you know?
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Like, the developer
can't build the hotel
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until they finalize the land deal.
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The land deal isn't finalized?
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Oh, no! It's funny.
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Okay, so the notary messed up
and wrote "Lablanc,"
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L-a-b, instead of "Leblanc," L-e-b!
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And so they had to restart all
of the contract from scratch!
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It is taking forever.
My mom is super cranky.
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No land deal, no resort...
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I can work with this!
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I can work with this.
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Ry! 30 likes!
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- Oh!
- Your video is blowing up!
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Oh my God, it's like someone
came into his cleaning voice!
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Ah, life.
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What is it, but an endless
parade of new experiences
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knocking at your door?
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Every day, a chance to grow,
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to support the people closest to you
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as they explore new
career-changing opportunities.
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Can I have one of those?
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Yes.
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Maybe a time machine
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and we can go back
and buy doughnuts instead?
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It's unanimous... the muffins suck.
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What were you saying, Lidia?
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It was a word salad, message unclear.
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Hmm.
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Wesworld is owned
by the Lonergan family.
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Notoriously cutthroat.
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Okay, but Wes isn't like that.
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He wants to help the community.
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How do you know that?
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Just a vibe... that I get?
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Could be wrong.
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All this to say I have
a way that we can strategically
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control the sitch.
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Change is constant, but how
do we promote positive change?
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Destroying our enemies?
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Jill's land deal isn't closed.
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What?! How?
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Some asshat lawyer can't spell,
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which means window
of opportunity, bitches!
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Gives us more time to dig, make
the Moonshine a historical site,
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and shut Wesworld down for good.
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I think Lidia was on the precipice
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of pitching a solution of her own.
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You were saying, Lidia?
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Just... so...
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Happy...
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Ani is here!
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- Aww!
- Yay!
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And it's great to be back,
though I could use extra hands.
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Diggin' up dirt is my speciality.
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Great! Team dig is a go.
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Rest of us are team obliterate Jill.
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No can do, sis.
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Crystal Clean's got me
scrubbing gold toilets
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in fancy-pants Chester today.
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Uh-huh?
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But you've got my back
on this, right, sis?
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Mmm!
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Ugh!
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Death to Wesworld!
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Writes itself!
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Sorry!
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Uh, I've been very supportive
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of your secret fling with Wes.
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Where the hell was
my assist back there?
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I tried, but I'm Switzerland!
I'm always Switzerland.
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Switzerland isn't neutral
if Switzerland is sneaking over
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to Germany's party van every
night for a screw and a latte.
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You're right!
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I let a suit in hipster's clothing
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suck me in with his... dimples.
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- Wes has dimples?
- Not on his face...
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Oh my God.
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I'm sorry, that was gross. I just...
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I don't know.
I think my Finley-Cullenness
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is starting to surface:
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The lying, the self-loathing,
the drinking before noon.
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The banging guys that have
the power to destroy our family?
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Was banging. Wes is ghosting me.
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Oh.
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Want me to talk to him for you?
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A little creative spin
goes a long way.
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Please, no. I'm done spinning.
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And you should be too.
Just rip off the band-aid.
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Tell Rhian that you're banging
the enemy, too... professionally.
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Not banging, containing!
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And she'll thank me when
this is over and there's not
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an infinity pool where
our broken-down trailer park
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should be.
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Lids, not everyone's
gonna like you all the time.
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And, well, maybe that's okay.
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It's the advice I'm giving myself...
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Hey!
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Lose the smile, bucko!
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Right.
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When do I get my phone call?
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You okay, bud?
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Yeah... no... maybe. I don't know.
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I just really thought the
slip 'n slide vulva may have...
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Wow, oof!
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Yeah, it's a long, slippery story,
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which I thought was gonna
make me feel more like me.
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Instead I felt trapped
in a dark, flesh-coloured,
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pillowy tunnel.
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Hey, man. One baby is a big
enough adjustment, but twins?
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It's not just the twins, it's Rhian.
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I... I thought she would need me more.
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I was supposed to be her
nurturer, her mighty pillar.
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Instead I feel more
like a rotting porch.
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You can relate, right?
You were married to her.
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I never understood Rhian.
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You're the only guy who's
ever been able to bring out her,
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would you call it, human side?
255
00:11:13,529 --> 00:11:16,299
I just want to be
more like you and Nora:
256
00:11:16,369 --> 00:11:19,499
A delicious, foot-long
relationship sub
257
00:11:19,539 --> 00:11:21,839
with a little bit of
Terry and Nora in every bite.
258
00:11:21,879 --> 00:11:23,215
The grass ain't always greener, bro.
259
00:11:23,239 --> 00:11:24,939
Ah.
260
00:11:27,879 --> 00:11:30,278
So you played "hide
the kielbasa" while I was gone.
261
00:11:30,279 --> 00:11:31,685
Big deal. I'm over it.
262
00:11:31,712 --> 00:11:32,781
That's not what happened.
I didn't cheat on you.
263
00:11:32,782 --> 00:11:34,469
You don't have to lie to me,
Terr, okay?
264
00:11:34,494 --> 00:11:35,534
I was gone for ten months.
265
00:11:35,559 --> 00:11:37,527
What guy can keep it
in his pants for that long?
266
00:11:37,552 --> 00:11:39,122
Pass, I'll give you a pass.
267
00:11:39,152 --> 00:11:40,792
Done. Conversation over.
268
00:11:40,822 --> 00:11:44,262
It's not over, okay?
I need to make things clear.
269
00:11:44,392 --> 00:11:46,622
Nancy invited me over after church.
270
00:11:46,662 --> 00:11:48,861
- You went to church?
- Yes.
271
00:11:48,862 --> 00:11:50,392
I've been going back to church.
272
00:11:50,432 --> 00:11:52,462
What, did you bump uglies in the pew?
273
00:11:52,602 --> 00:11:55,532
- Terry!
- Nora, please, come on!
274
00:11:55,572 --> 00:11:59,503
Look, I think you should know
that, yes, we got close,
275
00:11:59,528 --> 00:12:01,472
and not in that way,
276
00:12:01,612 --> 00:12:03,812
but close.
277
00:12:03,842 --> 00:12:07,281
She's got this sweet,
little boy, Aiden.
278
00:12:07,282 --> 00:12:09,612
He's four, and...
279
00:12:09,622 --> 00:12:11,882
We would have movie nights,
280
00:12:11,892 --> 00:12:13,691
and one time we had a picnic.
281
00:12:13,692 --> 00:12:15,292
A picnic?
282
00:12:15,362 --> 00:12:18,580
Yeah, so I am sorry
283
00:12:18,643 --> 00:12:21,024
that you had
this awkward run-in with her.
284
00:12:21,049 --> 00:12:23,012
Clearly she's gotten
her signals crossed,
285
00:12:23,013 --> 00:12:25,213
which is completely my fault.
286
00:12:25,238 --> 00:12:27,953
But in a weird way,
I don't even think it was about
287
00:12:27,983 --> 00:12:29,734
Nancy or Aiden,
288
00:12:29,773 --> 00:12:34,423
I think I just saw
what our life could be,
289
00:12:34,493 --> 00:12:36,293
and I can't help but want that.
290
00:12:37,923 --> 00:12:39,823
With you.
291
00:12:43,363 --> 00:12:45,503
I wish you'd just boned her!
292
00:12:52,173 --> 00:12:56,173
Uh, whatcha doin'?
293
00:12:56,313 --> 00:12:59,013
Brainstorming.
294
00:12:59,083 --> 00:13:01,052
Uh...
295
00:13:01,053 --> 00:13:05,123
Can we talk for a second
about the new resort?
296
00:13:05,148 --> 00:13:07,148
Yes! Let's spitball.
297
00:13:07,293 --> 00:13:09,253
I'm thinking blackmail,
298
00:13:09,393 --> 00:13:11,993
unless you learned any torture
tactics from the Marauders.
299
00:13:12,123 --> 00:13:14,392
Sadly, no. Um...
300
00:13:14,393 --> 00:13:17,393
I just need to backtrack for a minute.
301
00:13:17,433 --> 00:13:20,403
Um, so last summer... Wasn't my best.
302
00:13:20,473 --> 00:13:23,673
Got, uh, distracted by a man.
303
00:13:23,703 --> 00:13:26,272
Very, very hot, beautiful biker man.
304
00:13:26,273 --> 00:13:28,412
Admittedly, went a little nuts, right?
305
00:13:28,413 --> 00:13:32,413
But, Rhian, back in
New York, I-I never...
306
00:13:32,483 --> 00:13:35,212
reached for the things
I really wanted, you know?
307
00:13:35,213 --> 00:13:36,998
I-I got lost in my marriage
308
00:13:37,023 --> 00:13:39,598
and compromised my needs, my career...
309
00:13:39,623 --> 00:13:41,552
That sucks, but I need ideas.
310
00:13:41,553 --> 00:13:43,493
No more bullshit.
311
00:13:46,033 --> 00:13:47,033
What? What's wrong?
312
00:13:47,093 --> 00:13:49,293
That's what we need.
313
00:13:49,433 --> 00:13:51,402
Your bullshit!
314
00:13:51,403 --> 00:13:54,033
That thing you do
where you talk for hours
315
00:13:54,073 --> 00:13:56,233
without saying anything,
and people get so bored
316
00:13:56,243 --> 00:13:58,549
they want to kill themselves,
so eventually they just agree
317
00:13:58,573 --> 00:14:01,412
to whatever it is you want
just to get you to shut up?
318
00:14:01,413 --> 00:14:05,483
- Uh, that's not a thing...
- Yes, yes, it is.
319
00:14:05,613 --> 00:14:08,353
And we need to lean into that.
320
00:14:08,413 --> 00:14:11,383
We're going to co-host
a tea party for Jill.
321
00:14:14,123 --> 00:14:18,662
Look at us, sisters,
bound by killer weeds,
322
00:14:18,663 --> 00:14:22,993
a failing campground,
and dry-ass muffins.
323
00:14:23,033 --> 00:14:26,403
Bring some. 2 pm, lodge.
324
00:14:26,433 --> 00:14:28,073
Sharp!
325
00:14:36,883 --> 00:14:39,282
- You chicken shit.
- I know!
326
00:14:39,283 --> 00:14:41,212
What's wrong with me?
327
00:14:41,213 --> 00:14:42,878
I'm a grown woman acting
like a ten-year-old
328
00:14:42,902 --> 00:14:44,378
worried her little sister's
gonna slaughter
329
00:14:44,402 --> 00:14:45,472
her pet turtle for soup.
330
00:14:45,653 --> 00:14:47,291
It was really good soup.
331
00:14:47,623 --> 00:14:49,453
No. Not while I'm venting.
332
00:14:49,493 --> 00:14:52,163
I'm not recording you.
I am cyber-stalking Nancy.
333
00:14:52,233 --> 00:14:55,093
- Who's Nancy?
- The aggro chick from the spa.
334
00:14:55,133 --> 00:14:57,963
Terry had an emotional affair
with her and her stupid kid.
335
00:14:58,103 --> 00:15:00,263
- God, that's bad!
- Yeah.
336
00:15:00,303 --> 00:15:02,433
Why couldn't he just
mow someone else's lawn
337
00:15:02,473 --> 00:15:04,773
like a normal scumbag?
338
00:15:04,803 --> 00:15:06,303
Ugh.
339
00:15:08,343 --> 00:15:11,675
Someone else's lawn...!
340
00:15:13,153 --> 00:15:14,812
Yes!
341
00:15:14,813 --> 00:15:18,123
All I have to do
is make sure Jill sells Wes
342
00:15:18,153 --> 00:15:20,053
a different piece of land!
343
00:15:20,193 --> 00:15:22,169
The Leblancs own property
all over the south shore.
344
00:15:22,193 --> 00:15:23,553
"Own" is generous, but yeah,
345
00:15:23,593 --> 00:15:25,469
they shook down the Harnishes
for some gambling debt
346
00:15:25,493 --> 00:15:29,263
in the '90s... Lidia, don't!
347
00:15:32,333 --> 00:15:34,403
You think you're so cute...
348
00:15:40,543 --> 00:15:43,212
So, how's it been going with your dad?
349
00:15:43,213 --> 00:15:45,543
I mean... your brother.
350
00:15:45,583 --> 00:15:47,283
I mean... Ryan.
351
00:15:47,353 --> 00:15:49,813
Um, honestly, I haven't seen
him much since I've been back.
352
00:15:49,853 --> 00:15:52,352
He's been really busy
with Crystal Clean.
353
00:15:52,353 --> 00:15:53,552
It's really taking off.
354
00:15:53,553 --> 00:15:55,553
Good for Ryan.
355
00:15:55,593 --> 00:15:57,399
There's nothing more
important than having a job
356
00:15:57,423 --> 00:15:59,562
you're passionate about. Like me.
357
00:15:59,563 --> 00:16:02,833
Nothing makes me more
excited than 800 tiny flags
358
00:16:02,903 --> 00:16:05,403
and a bunch of twine
to keep me busy all summer.
359
00:16:05,473 --> 00:16:07,203
Who needs a personal life?
360
00:16:12,473 --> 00:16:16,443
Woo-hoo! Goddammit, you're mine!
361
00:16:16,583 --> 00:16:17,743
Ha-ha!
362
00:16:17,783 --> 00:16:20,343
Here comes Christine!
363
00:16:20,383 --> 00:16:21,553
Look out!
364
00:16:21,583 --> 00:16:23,252
No! Stop!
365
00:16:23,253 --> 00:16:25,182
Hey!
366
00:16:25,183 --> 00:16:26,323
Stop it!
367
00:16:26,393 --> 00:16:28,392
What are you...
368
00:16:28,393 --> 00:16:29,853
Ken!
369
00:16:29,923 --> 00:16:32,593
Ken!
370
00:16:32,663 --> 00:16:34,533
What are you doing?
371
00:16:34,593 --> 00:16:36,333
Excavatin', baby!
372
00:16:36,403 --> 00:16:40,203
This is an archaeological dig,
not a monster truck rally!
373
00:16:40,233 --> 00:16:42,473
Monster truck?
374
00:16:42,603 --> 00:16:45,403
This little honey has
got advanced hydraulics
375
00:16:45,473 --> 00:16:46,873
and a bong-holder.
376
00:16:46,913 --> 00:16:49,213
It doesn't get better than Christine.
377
00:16:49,343 --> 00:16:52,782
Okay, but Christine
can't break up this site
378
00:16:52,783 --> 00:16:55,213
into two-metre grid squares,
equidistant.
379
00:16:55,353 --> 00:16:57,413
Trust me on this, Ken. It's my field.
380
00:16:57,423 --> 00:17:00,253
Last time I checked, it was my field.
381
00:17:01,323 --> 00:17:02,692
Dad, please, don't be stubborn.
382
00:17:02,693 --> 00:17:04,723
Can you at least try it our way?
383
00:17:04,763 --> 00:17:06,523
"Our way"?
384
00:17:06,533 --> 00:17:10,093
What about our way?
385
00:17:10,233 --> 00:17:12,563
I'm gonna need a bigger bong.
386
00:17:16,543 --> 00:17:18,342
Uh, you've reached Crystal Clean!
387
00:17:18,343 --> 00:17:19,503
How can we provide a sparkle
388
00:17:19,643 --> 00:17:21,442
to your home and/or work space today?
389
00:17:21,443 --> 00:17:24,583
You want the Ryan deep clean special?
390
00:17:24,713 --> 00:17:26,313
Oh, hold on one sec.
391
00:17:26,353 --> 00:17:27,659
Oh, sorry, please hold!
392
00:17:27,683 --> 00:17:28,783
Sorry, one second.
393
00:17:28,853 --> 00:17:30,383
Oh my God. Hi!
394
00:17:30,453 --> 00:17:32,222
You've reached Crystal Clean!
395
00:17:32,223 --> 00:17:35,893
Uh, Ryan is actually
not available, but I am...
396
00:17:35,963 --> 00:17:38,593
Hello...?
397
00:17:38,623 --> 00:17:40,343
Hey, babe. Um, I was just wondering
398
00:17:40,393 --> 00:17:42,263
if I should come and pick you up
399
00:17:42,393 --> 00:17:44,633
because you've been gone
for like five hours!
400
00:17:44,703 --> 00:17:47,402
Also, the board is full
401
00:17:47,403 --> 00:17:51,273
and I feel like we should celebrate!
402
00:18:00,313 --> 00:18:01,883
Workin' hard?
403
00:18:02,013 --> 00:18:03,583
Today's not our cribbage day, is it?
404
00:18:03,723 --> 00:18:05,528
No, I'm not here for cards.
405
00:18:06,144 --> 00:18:09,604
Seems your girls are having
some kind of abandonment issues
406
00:18:09,629 --> 00:18:11,159
since your wife's been gone.
407
00:18:11,363 --> 00:18:13,663
They invited me over for tea.
408
00:18:13,733 --> 00:18:15,888
Bea'll be home soon.
409
00:18:16,563 --> 00:18:18,602
Say it enough times and...
410
00:18:18,603 --> 00:18:20,233
Click your heels...
411
00:18:20,373 --> 00:18:22,503
Might actually come true.
412
00:18:22,573 --> 00:18:25,173
Jill?
413
00:18:25,303 --> 00:18:28,042
You've known me for a dog's age.
414
00:18:28,043 --> 00:18:31,382
Am I... stubborn?
415
00:18:31,383 --> 00:18:32,683
Difficult?
416
00:18:32,813 --> 00:18:34,512
Depends.
417
00:18:34,513 --> 00:18:37,983
You ready to cash in,
stop working so hard?
418
00:18:38,023 --> 00:18:39,483
Not a chance.
419
00:18:39,493 --> 00:18:40,783
Hmph!
420
00:18:40,853 --> 00:18:42,723
Stubborn as ever.
421
00:18:42,763 --> 00:18:45,792
Kinda cute.
422
00:18:45,793 --> 00:18:51,433
And Bea's a brave woman leaving
a man like you here on your own.
423
00:19:01,643 --> 00:19:04,482
Voilà, your number two has come up
424
00:19:04,483 --> 00:19:06,483
with a number one plan
to stop Jill from building
425
00:19:06,553 --> 00:19:07,813
the resort next door.
426
00:19:07,883 --> 00:19:09,713
It's foolproof. Total win-win.
427
00:19:09,853 --> 00:19:11,553
Good!
428
00:19:11,583 --> 00:19:14,823
But just in case your plan to
stop Jill from selling Wesworld
429
00:19:14,893 --> 00:19:18,023
that land sucks, I've come up with...
430
00:19:18,063 --> 00:19:19,623
Foolproof plan B.
431
00:19:19,663 --> 00:19:20,793
Tea?
432
00:19:20,933 --> 00:19:22,432
Brewed by yours truly with leaves
433
00:19:22,433 --> 00:19:23,863
picked from this very campground.
434
00:19:24,003 --> 00:19:25,763
Oh, organic. Nice touch.
435
00:19:25,803 --> 00:19:28,902
Yup!
436
00:19:28,903 --> 00:19:30,702
It's Belladonna season,
437
00:19:30,703 --> 00:19:34,243
and Belladonna Morte
is especially poisonous.
438
00:19:34,373 --> 00:19:37,573
If plan a fails, we stir in
a little honey, and whammo,
439
00:19:37,643 --> 00:19:39,983
works within seconds,
and that Moonshine-hating bitch
440
00:19:40,113 --> 00:19:43,083
won't know what hit her...
but we will!
441
00:19:43,123 --> 00:19:44,522
Poison?
442
00:19:44,523 --> 00:19:46,723
Pissed you didn't think of it first?
443
00:19:46,793 --> 00:19:50,353
Rhian? Uh, you can't kill her.
444
00:19:50,363 --> 00:19:52,663
I'm not gonna kill her!
445
00:19:52,693 --> 00:19:55,663
The neurotoxin in the poison's
gonna do all the heavy lifting.
446
00:19:55,703 --> 00:19:59,463
Mint leaves, Belladonna leaves,
honest mistake!
447
00:19:59,503 --> 00:20:00,933
- Rhian!
- Oh, relax!
448
00:20:01,073 --> 00:20:02,733
It's not usually fatal.
449
00:20:02,773 --> 00:20:05,002
It'll paralyse her for a few days.
450
00:20:05,003 --> 00:20:06,473
Comma if we're lucky.
451
00:20:06,543 --> 00:20:09,413
But if Jill does die,
Crystal, her only heir,
452
00:20:09,483 --> 00:20:11,682
inherits the land,
which means we'll be home-free.
453
00:20:11,683 --> 00:20:14,413
At the very least, it's more
time for Ani to discover
454
00:20:14,483 --> 00:20:16,482
viking loot, which means
we'll have protected land,
455
00:20:16,483 --> 00:20:18,853
which means my foot
way up that resort's ass!
456
00:20:18,883 --> 00:20:23,593
Voilà, the poisoned chalice!
457
00:20:23,723 --> 00:20:25,423
Rhian...
458
00:20:25,463 --> 00:20:28,433
I'm so happy that
you and I are dealing
459
00:20:28,463 --> 00:20:30,963
with this crisis as a team.
460
00:20:31,103 --> 00:20:33,033
However, I'd like to remind you
461
00:20:33,173 --> 00:20:36,833
that my idea won't
earn you a life sentence.
462
00:20:36,843 --> 00:20:38,373
Oh.
463
00:20:38,403 --> 00:20:41,773
Uh, I won't be taking the fall.
464
00:20:41,913 --> 00:20:44,642
If we get caught, who'd get the blame?
465
00:20:44,643 --> 00:20:46,913
Hardworking mother of two
466
00:20:46,983 --> 00:20:50,052
or the felon with the ankle monitor?
467
00:20:50,053 --> 00:20:51,983
Good luck with plan A!
468
00:21:03,703 --> 00:21:05,403
Hey.
469
00:21:08,573 --> 00:21:11,872
I'm sorry, I've been in a mood.
470
00:21:11,873 --> 00:21:14,772
Been a tough day without your mom.
471
00:21:14,773 --> 00:21:16,827
Love is a bitch-slap...
472
00:21:17,456 --> 00:21:18,586
To the nuts.
473
00:21:18,843 --> 00:21:20,710
Don't I know it.
474
00:21:21,853 --> 00:21:26,167
I met someone and,
uh, I already screwed it up.
475
00:21:26,593 --> 00:21:29,692
Well...
476
00:21:29,693 --> 00:21:34,493
When you care about
someone and you have history,
477
00:21:34,633 --> 00:21:38,632
no matter how long it's been, um...
478
00:21:38,633 --> 00:21:42,072
You should be honest
with them about how you feel.
479
00:21:42,073 --> 00:21:43,789
Right?
480
00:21:44,243 --> 00:21:47,703
Well, I've known him for a week
and I don't know how I feel.
481
00:21:47,713 --> 00:21:52,683
Sammy, love is like an excavator.
482
00:21:52,713 --> 00:21:55,013
I say go big or go home.
483
00:21:55,053 --> 00:21:57,052
Make a grand gesture.
484
00:21:57,053 --> 00:22:01,523
It's like the heavy
machinery of feelings.
485
00:22:01,553 --> 00:22:03,693
Ha-ha!
486
00:22:22,273 --> 00:22:24,883
- Ry?
- Show me more!
487
00:22:30,753 --> 00:22:34,152
Yeah!
488
00:22:34,153 --> 00:22:36,753
Nice wood!
489
00:22:39,193 --> 00:22:44,533
Bring it here, Sonny!
490
00:22:44,603 --> 00:22:46,803
Hey!
491
00:22:46,833 --> 00:22:48,203
Let's go!
492
00:22:53,543 --> 00:22:56,043
- Come on, Marge!
- Woo!
493
00:23:02,783 --> 00:23:04,723
Woo! Shake it!
494
00:23:10,163 --> 00:23:11,923
Tell your friends!
495
00:23:11,963 --> 00:23:13,663
Make it rain!
496
00:23:13,733 --> 00:23:15,533
Yeah!
497
00:23:15,563 --> 00:23:16,863
Take it off, take it off!
498
00:23:17,003 --> 00:23:20,002
- This?
- Take it off!
499
00:23:20,003 --> 00:23:24,302
Take it off! Take it off!
500
00:23:27,373 --> 00:23:28,673
Yummy!
501
00:23:28,743 --> 00:23:30,812
Woo!
502
00:23:35,583 --> 00:23:36,953
Come to mama!
503
00:23:50,603 --> 00:23:51,893
Muffin?
504
00:23:54,373 --> 00:23:56,933
The secret is truffle honey.
505
00:24:00,013 --> 00:24:03,043
This muffin's dry as a bone!
506
00:24:03,113 --> 00:24:04,242
Seriously?
507
00:24:04,243 --> 00:24:06,643
Alright, why am I here?
508
00:24:06,783 --> 00:24:09,852
Besides morbid curiosity.
509
00:24:09,853 --> 00:24:12,323
Jill, we're both aware
510
00:24:12,383 --> 00:24:15,053
that building a new summer resort
511
00:24:15,123 --> 00:24:17,253
next door to the Moonshine is...
512
00:24:17,263 --> 00:24:19,093
Causing some friction.
513
00:24:19,223 --> 00:24:20,663
Ain't life grand.
514
00:24:20,733 --> 00:24:21,932
Sure could be.
515
00:24:21,933 --> 00:24:22,993
If...
516
00:24:23,063 --> 00:24:25,533
We move the proposed build site...
517
00:24:25,663 --> 00:24:28,673
a few miles down the coast!
518
00:24:28,703 --> 00:24:30,033
Bear with me.
519
00:24:30,043 --> 00:24:33,103
You own this stretch of
beach right off the highway,
520
00:24:33,243 --> 00:24:34,943
close to that cute little café
521
00:24:34,968 --> 00:24:37,238
with the hummus combo
and that tasty pastry chef.
522
00:24:37,483 --> 00:24:40,882
It's a piece of land
infinitely more suited
523
00:24:40,883 --> 00:24:43,113
than that old piece of swamp.
524
00:24:43,253 --> 00:24:45,283
Wes can double the size of his build,
525
00:24:45,423 --> 00:24:50,093
which means double
the money for you, Jill.
526
00:24:50,123 --> 00:24:51,393
Double my money, eh?
527
00:24:51,423 --> 00:24:52,563
Mm-hm!
528
00:24:53,993 --> 00:24:56,633
All you need to do is
change the address on your deal
529
00:24:56,763 --> 00:24:58,963
when they fix the spelling of Leblanc.
530
00:24:59,003 --> 00:25:00,733
You get to have your cake,
531
00:25:00,873 --> 00:25:03,902
and said cake won't be
pissed on by Finley-Cullens,
532
00:25:03,903 --> 00:25:06,173
the Moonshine,
or our two-star clientele,
533
00:25:06,313 --> 00:25:09,173
none of which...
let's get real here...
534
00:25:09,313 --> 00:25:13,312
Wesworld wants
in their swanky backyard.
535
00:25:13,313 --> 00:25:15,883
So, what do you think?
536
00:25:18,753 --> 00:25:19,883
I think...
537
00:25:21,423 --> 00:25:23,723
I think...
538
00:25:23,793 --> 00:25:28,263
You're nuts if you think
a multi-million-dollar developer
539
00:25:28,293 --> 00:25:31,733
is gonna change the location
of their new hotel
540
00:25:31,763 --> 00:25:34,603
two weeks before they break ground.
541
00:25:34,628 --> 00:25:36,598
Did you get a few brain cells
knocked out of that head
542
00:25:36,622 --> 00:25:38,861
when you fell off the stage last week?
543
00:25:38,886 --> 00:25:40,946
But this is win-win, Jill,
544
00:25:41,043 --> 00:25:43,073
in the way that nobody needs to lose.
545
00:25:43,143 --> 00:25:47,413
Because, let's face it,
one of us was gonna lose big!
546
00:25:47,483 --> 00:25:50,013
Well, you sisters should have
known this would never fly.
547
00:25:50,153 --> 00:25:52,953
I mean, just redoing the permits
would set them back months,
548
00:25:53,023 --> 00:25:54,823
and by then they'd lose interest.
549
00:25:54,893 --> 00:25:58,823
See, rich people are like
puppies with platinum cards.
550
00:25:58,893 --> 00:26:02,633
So you're more interested
in a win-lose situation.
551
00:26:02,763 --> 00:26:04,962
Is that what I'm hearing?
552
00:26:11,403 --> 00:26:13,343
Lidia?
553
00:26:17,043 --> 00:26:18,643
Why don't we treat our guest here
554
00:26:18,783 --> 00:26:20,713
to some calming, restorative tea?
555
00:26:20,753 --> 00:26:22,453
Jill...
556
00:26:22,583 --> 00:26:24,683
I'm just trying to protect our home.
557
00:26:26,993 --> 00:26:30,253
Don't bullshit me.
558
00:26:30,323 --> 00:26:33,293
You've always got
your own angle, dollface.
559
00:26:33,363 --> 00:26:38,263
You might be a pretty blonde,
but you're full of ugly secrets.
560
00:26:40,233 --> 00:26:42,902
Don't you think it's time
to tell your sister
561
00:26:42,903 --> 00:26:47,003
about your fancy new job
with Wesworld?
562
00:26:47,013 --> 00:26:48,413
Nice try, Leblanc.
563
00:26:48,543 --> 00:26:50,942
I'm well aware of Lidia's job offer.
564
00:26:50,943 --> 00:26:54,043
You're obviously not aware that
she turned that job offer down.
565
00:26:54,113 --> 00:26:57,353
Yeah, sure she did, sweetheart...
566
00:27:10,263 --> 00:27:12,062
Oh, now you're embarrassed?
567
00:27:12,063 --> 00:27:14,163
Like I've never seen you naked?
568
00:27:14,233 --> 00:27:15,773
I know.
569
00:27:15,903 --> 00:27:18,843
It just feels weird having
other people see you see me...
570
00:27:18,873 --> 00:27:20,503
Naked.
571
00:27:20,543 --> 00:27:24,473
Oh, exploiting my employee
and my boyfriend
572
00:27:24,483 --> 00:27:26,313
at the same time?
573
00:27:26,383 --> 00:27:28,453
You should be ashamed of yourselves!
574
00:27:28,583 --> 00:27:30,252
Oh, no, no, Crystal, don't blame them!
575
00:27:30,253 --> 00:27:32,383
This was my idea!
576
00:27:32,423 --> 00:27:34,523
- Your idea?
- Yeah!
577
00:27:34,653 --> 00:27:37,123
You told me to find my cleaning voice.
578
00:27:37,263 --> 00:27:39,193
It was kismet, babe!
579
00:27:39,263 --> 00:27:42,132
Hilda was hosting the
book club and the ladies
580
00:27:42,133 --> 00:27:43,932
could not get into the third volume
581
00:27:43,933 --> 00:27:45,932
of the Chowder St. Clair mysteries;
582
00:27:45,933 --> 00:27:48,263
they got distracted by
how my tricep flexes when I...
583
00:27:48,333 --> 00:27:51,473
Ryan, you didn't even vacuum!
584
00:27:51,503 --> 00:27:56,942
What good is a cleaning voice
if you don't use it to clean?!
585
00:27:56,943 --> 00:27:58,513
Come on!
586
00:27:58,643 --> 00:28:01,383
Let's go!
587
00:28:01,453 --> 00:28:03,083
Okay.
588
00:28:05,183 --> 00:28:07,423
Why don't you dust your own table?
589
00:28:07,453 --> 00:28:09,493
Lap dances are not included
590
00:28:09,523 --> 00:28:11,823
in the Crystal Clean clean guarantee!
591
00:28:11,963 --> 00:28:14,963
- Aww...
- That's too bad.
592
00:28:14,993 --> 00:28:16,163
Bye-bye, book club!
593
00:28:16,203 --> 00:28:18,432
Bye!
594
00:28:18,433 --> 00:28:20,563
- Come on!
- Come anytime!
595
00:28:21,533 --> 00:28:23,903
Lidia?
596
00:28:23,973 --> 00:28:28,103
Please tell me...
597
00:28:28,113 --> 00:28:32,113
You didn't agree to
facilitate and design a resort
598
00:28:32,183 --> 00:28:37,113
that's gonna destroy our
livelihood and childhood home...
599
00:28:37,123 --> 00:28:40,183
Did you?
600
00:28:40,223 --> 00:28:45,393
As you know, um, I'm in between jobs,
601
00:28:45,463 --> 00:28:50,993
and when Weston Lonergan, uh, uh...
602
00:28:51,033 --> 00:28:53,532
Reached out to have me,
603
00:28:53,533 --> 00:28:55,633
uh, do some consulting for him...
604
00:28:55,773 --> 00:28:57,603
Lidia's the lead architect.
605
00:28:57,673 --> 00:29:01,543
She's overseeing everything,
from the pastry chef,
606
00:29:01,673 --> 00:29:05,283
apparently,
right down to the last crapper.
607
00:29:05,343 --> 00:29:08,883
It's a done deal.
608
00:29:09,013 --> 00:29:12,923
And I know that's Belladonna
Morte tea, by the way.
609
00:29:12,993 --> 00:29:16,823
You think I can't see the
telltale rash on your fingers?
610
00:29:16,963 --> 00:29:20,123
Ugh, idiots, all of ya!
611
00:29:22,263 --> 00:29:23,433
Rhian?
612
00:29:23,503 --> 00:29:25,833
Um...
613
00:29:25,963 --> 00:29:28,503
Yes, I am the lead architect,
614
00:29:28,633 --> 00:29:30,791
but please just listen.
615
00:30:17,523 --> 00:30:19,553
Rhian! Okay... stop!
616
00:30:19,593 --> 00:30:22,193
Stop! Oh, God!
617
00:30:22,323 --> 00:30:24,153
Augh! Can't we just talk about this?!
618
00:30:24,293 --> 00:30:25,963
Only 'cause I ran outta nails!
619
00:30:26,023 --> 00:30:28,202
You have 30 seconds before I reload!
620
00:30:28,227 --> 00:30:30,382
They're gonna build this
resort with or without us.
621
00:30:30,407 --> 00:30:32,409
Isn't it better if I'm
working this from the inside?
622
00:30:32,433 --> 00:30:34,063
I know you don't see it right now,
623
00:30:34,088 --> 00:30:35,658
but I'm doing this
for all of us, Rhian!
624
00:30:35,683 --> 00:30:36,700
I'm trying to protect you!
625
00:30:36,724 --> 00:30:37,984
Horse shit!
626
00:30:38,173 --> 00:30:40,272
You said you were
z-typing it this summer!
627
00:30:40,273 --> 00:30:43,673
You said you weren't gonna add
any more shit to the shit pile!
628
00:30:43,683 --> 00:30:46,812
But you're the living embodiment
of a shit pile, you traitor!
629
00:30:46,813 --> 00:30:49,713
You Judas, or whatever
the female version of Judas is...
630
00:30:49,783 --> 00:30:54,723
Judette!
631
00:30:54,793 --> 00:30:57,723
Do you honestly think this
was an easy decision for me?
632
00:30:57,793 --> 00:30:59,493
That I haven't suffered over this?
633
00:30:59,523 --> 00:31:01,339
Oh, you don't know suffering
until you've straddled
634
00:31:01,363 --> 00:31:03,462
a lawnmower with episiotomy stitches!
635
00:31:05,463 --> 00:31:08,003
I have to do everything around here!
636
00:31:08,073 --> 00:31:10,133
The last thing I need is my own sister
637
00:31:10,203 --> 00:31:13,373
stabbing me in the back, again!
638
00:31:13,513 --> 00:31:16,813
This is your cesspool too, Lidia.
639
00:31:16,843 --> 00:31:20,613
When will you finally
take responsibility for it?
640
00:31:32,563 --> 00:31:34,763
So they had built
a little cowboy out of scallops
641
00:31:34,833 --> 00:31:36,093
on top of the lobster, so...
642
00:31:36,233 --> 00:31:37,563
We're gonna talk...
643
00:31:37,703 --> 00:31:41,233
About that Nancy church lady
snotty brat thing you did.
644
00:31:44,643 --> 00:31:48,103
I will go check on...
645
00:31:48,173 --> 00:31:50,673
police things.
646
00:31:50,813 --> 00:31:53,182
- Godspeed, Terr.
- Thanks, D.
647
00:31:53,183 --> 00:31:54,583
I forgive you.
648
00:31:54,613 --> 00:31:56,583
No, no, no, don't speak!
649
00:31:56,723 --> 00:31:59,182
I'm fully taking this serious here.
650
00:31:59,183 --> 00:32:01,353
I forgive you, okay?
651
00:32:01,423 --> 00:32:03,753
I was gone a long time and I was busy,
652
00:32:03,793 --> 00:32:06,623
and I'm not always great
at picking up the phone,
653
00:32:06,763 --> 00:32:10,063
and I know that everybody
needs someone to talk to.
654
00:32:10,133 --> 00:32:14,363
That said, I want to be
the someone that you talk to,
655
00:32:14,433 --> 00:32:18,173
not some rando at some
stupid church thing, okay?
656
00:32:18,203 --> 00:32:21,343
I-I want to be there to...
657
00:32:21,473 --> 00:32:26,283
Meet your emotional needs.
658
00:32:30,553 --> 00:32:33,753
Did Nora Finley-Cullen just say
"emotional needs"?
659
00:32:33,823 --> 00:32:36,292
If you ever doubt how committed I am,
660
00:32:36,293 --> 00:32:38,492
remember this puke-free moment, okay?
661
00:32:38,493 --> 00:32:40,293
But you still suck.
662
00:32:40,433 --> 00:32:42,363
I'm sorry.
663
00:32:42,493 --> 00:32:46,502
I shouldn't have let things
get as far as they did.
664
00:32:46,503 --> 00:32:48,633
But...
665
00:32:48,773 --> 00:32:50,902
The kid, the house,
I still want those things.
666
00:32:50,903 --> 00:32:52,268
Whoa, whoa, whoa, slow down.
667
00:32:52,293 --> 00:32:54,110
I-I don't think we're speaking
the same love language here.
668
00:32:54,134 --> 00:32:56,434
Kid and house?
669
00:32:56,783 --> 00:32:58,513
Church?
670
00:32:58,583 --> 00:33:00,443
Ugh, I'd rather be raptured.
671
00:33:00,483 --> 00:33:01,963
Fair enough.
672
00:33:01,988 --> 00:33:04,553
Okay, so you're gonna dump
the Norman Rockwell bitch
673
00:33:04,583 --> 00:33:05,583
and her ugly toddler?
674
00:33:05,623 --> 00:33:08,323
Sever all ties?
675
00:33:08,453 --> 00:33:10,422
Done.
676
00:33:10,423 --> 00:33:12,663
Okay.
677
00:33:12,793 --> 00:33:15,263
You got it.
678
00:33:19,933 --> 00:33:23,272
Babe, I swear, it never
went further than twerking!
679
00:33:23,273 --> 00:33:25,433
And the occasional
wheelchair lap dance,
680
00:33:25,503 --> 00:33:27,603
but I had a very strict
no-touching policy,
681
00:33:27,613 --> 00:33:29,213
which most of the ladies obliged.
682
00:33:29,343 --> 00:33:30,409
Except Marge.
683
00:33:30,434 --> 00:33:31,734
She's real pinchy
684
00:33:31,759 --> 00:33:33,317
and that wheelchair
puts her right at ass level.
685
00:33:33,341 --> 00:33:36,444
Ry, I'm not jealous of
a bunch of horny old ladies!
686
00:33:36,623 --> 00:33:38,413
Then why are you
cancelling all my bookings?
687
00:33:38,483 --> 00:33:40,423
Babe, I made so much in tips!
688
00:33:40,493 --> 00:33:41,923
And a little in savings bonds.
689
00:33:41,993 --> 00:33:43,593
At this rate,
690
00:33:43,723 --> 00:33:46,193
we'll be able to get
our second van by next month!
691
00:33:46,223 --> 00:33:48,823
It's not just about
the second van, Ry.
692
00:33:48,863 --> 00:33:51,763
Crystal Clean is my baby.
693
00:33:51,903 --> 00:33:54,603
I gave birth to her my way,
694
00:33:54,633 --> 00:33:59,302
and I need to raise her my way.
695
00:33:59,303 --> 00:34:01,343
Your way.
696
00:34:01,373 --> 00:34:05,773
I still get to be your corporate
liaison, though, right?
697
00:34:05,813 --> 00:34:10,383
I need to succeed or
fail on my own terms.
698
00:34:12,853 --> 00:34:15,623
On my own.
699
00:34:18,563 --> 00:34:21,263
Ry, you had a good run!
700
00:34:21,333 --> 00:34:25,963
You know, and one day, you
are gonna make an amazing CEO.
701
00:34:26,103 --> 00:34:31,233
You just need to find
your own thing to CEO!
702
00:34:31,373 --> 00:34:33,473
I really thought...
703
00:34:37,583 --> 00:34:39,082
I'll figure something else out.
704
00:34:39,083 --> 00:34:41,613
Yeah! You will!
705
00:34:41,683 --> 00:34:46,483
I mean, you're...
Mr. figure stuff out, right?
706
00:34:46,553 --> 00:34:48,552
Oh! I know!
707
00:34:48,553 --> 00:34:51,493
Maybe Lidia can get
you in with Wesworld!
708
00:34:51,523 --> 00:34:54,323
Yes, I bet there will be
a bunch of jobs open
709
00:34:54,363 --> 00:34:56,833
when the hotel is up and running.
710
00:34:56,863 --> 00:35:01,633
Why would Lidia have
an in with the hotel?
711
00:35:01,703 --> 00:35:03,503
Uh...
712
00:35:03,643 --> 00:35:05,833
Um...
713
00:35:05,873 --> 00:35:08,973
Well, I don't... I mean,
I don't really know for sure,
714
00:35:09,113 --> 00:35:11,913
but my mom might have
mentioned something
715
00:35:11,983 --> 00:35:15,783
about Lidia designing it...?
716
00:35:19,783 --> 00:35:22,023
But I could be wrong!
717
00:35:25,593 --> 00:35:27,963
Alright.
718
00:35:33,403 --> 00:35:34,403
Phew!
719
00:35:36,403 --> 00:35:37,672
Half done.
720
00:35:37,673 --> 00:35:40,503
Not bad, considering.
721
00:35:42,943 --> 00:35:44,973
Sorry we couldn't use her today.
722
00:35:45,113 --> 00:35:46,483
Ah.
723
00:35:46,513 --> 00:35:49,483
And I'm sorry about all the tension.
724
00:35:49,613 --> 00:35:54,752
Every time I come back to
the Moonshine, stuff comes up.
725
00:35:54,753 --> 00:35:56,692
I know you must be missing Bea.
726
00:35:56,693 --> 00:35:58,523
Yeah.
727
00:35:58,593 --> 00:36:01,393
And that's not the worst part.
728
00:36:02,763 --> 00:36:05,393
I-I don't know if she's
missing me back.
729
00:36:07,633 --> 00:36:09,973
You built 40 years of marriage.
730
00:36:10,003 --> 00:36:12,903
If grand gestures are the thing,
731
00:36:12,973 --> 00:36:17,112
then maybe it's time
you take your own advice.
732
00:36:17,113 --> 00:36:19,583
Hm.
733
00:36:19,643 --> 00:36:24,313
How about a... a small gesture?
734
00:36:24,383 --> 00:36:27,553
Put her there, partner.
735
00:36:51,843 --> 00:36:53,983
Okay, okay.
736
00:36:58,823 --> 00:37:00,683
I do actually go to Oxford, okay?
737
00:37:00,753 --> 00:37:02,492
Uh... okay.
738
00:37:02,493 --> 00:37:03,493
But other than England,
739
00:37:04,823 --> 00:37:06,809
I haven't ever stepped foot
outside of Nova Scotia.
740
00:37:06,833 --> 00:37:08,423
And I also have two moms.
741
00:37:08,563 --> 00:37:09,893
Sammy, that's fine.
742
00:37:10,033 --> 00:37:12,502
Not like two moms like
"two moms," but I-I just...
743
00:37:12,503 --> 00:37:14,163
I mean I was raised
by my grandparents,
744
00:37:14,173 --> 00:37:15,832
who I thought were
my adoptive parents,
745
00:37:15,833 --> 00:37:18,572
and then I just met my
biological mom last year.
746
00:37:18,573 --> 00:37:20,172
Okay, well, then maybe...
maybe three moms
747
00:37:20,173 --> 00:37:21,743
if you count my bio dad's girlfriend.
748
00:37:21,873 --> 00:37:23,913
And that dad and I were
actually raised as brothers.
749
00:37:23,943 --> 00:37:26,043
And I have three sisters
who are actually my aunts,
750
00:37:26,083 --> 00:37:27,413
and they're crazy.
751
00:37:27,553 --> 00:37:29,143
And that's why I lied to you!
Because...
752
00:37:29,183 --> 00:37:31,113
You know, I didn't want
them to scare you away,
753
00:37:31,123 --> 00:37:32,783
because my family is...
754
00:37:32,853 --> 00:37:34,522
A mess!
755
00:37:34,523 --> 00:37:36,353
And I'm a mess.
756
00:37:36,493 --> 00:37:37,753
Ugh!
757
00:37:37,763 --> 00:37:42,192
But I'm here,
I'm standing here, owning it.
758
00:37:42,193 --> 00:37:44,663
So...
759
00:37:44,733 --> 00:37:47,503
Take it or leave it.
760
00:37:49,833 --> 00:37:52,133
Sammy, I live in a van,
761
00:37:52,203 --> 00:37:53,873
I'm using my dad's money to prove
762
00:37:54,013 --> 00:37:56,272
that I have some sort of future,
763
00:37:56,273 --> 00:37:59,983
and I have Dave Matthews Band
tattooed on my ass.
764
00:38:00,113 --> 00:38:03,653
Does that sound like someone
who has their shit together?
765
00:38:03,783 --> 00:38:08,023
Uh, it's possible I may have
been over-thinking some things.
766
00:38:09,993 --> 00:38:12,523
Look, I'm just happy you're
being honest with me, okay?
767
00:38:12,663 --> 00:38:14,423
That's all I want!
768
00:38:14,493 --> 00:38:17,763
I don't care about
anything else, okay?
769
00:38:17,803 --> 00:38:19,363
We can be messes together.
770
00:38:29,773 --> 00:38:32,583
Hello, Bea?
771
00:38:32,643 --> 00:38:35,913
It's me. Um...
772
00:38:36,053 --> 00:38:38,853
I hope... hope you're doing good.
773
00:38:38,923 --> 00:38:41,923
Uh, it's a...
774
00:38:42,053 --> 00:38:45,123
Real big mess up here.
775
00:38:45,193 --> 00:38:48,793
Well, the usual, I guess.
776
00:38:48,863 --> 00:38:52,862
Uh, I hope you're
getting the space you need.
777
00:38:52,863 --> 00:38:58,003
Uh, I mean, the space we need, right?
778
00:38:58,143 --> 00:39:02,612
I know it's supposed to be
good for both of us, but...
779
00:39:02,613 --> 00:39:05,273
I don't need it.
780
00:39:07,983 --> 00:39:10,153
I mean...
781
00:39:10,183 --> 00:39:13,583
Oh, I don't know what I mean.
782
00:39:16,153 --> 00:39:19,222
Aw, hell.
783
00:39:23,833 --> 00:39:26,703
I love you. Come on home.
784
00:39:58,063 --> 00:40:00,863
Mm.
785
00:40:00,933 --> 00:40:05,033
Remember that game we used
to play when we were kids,
786
00:40:05,073 --> 00:40:07,643
where we'd toss a bunch
of crap in the water
787
00:40:07,713 --> 00:40:09,212
and then dive into the middle?
788
00:40:09,213 --> 00:40:13,213
Sunk the junk?
789
00:40:13,243 --> 00:40:15,683
Nope.
790
00:40:18,023 --> 00:40:20,883
Well, I'm in it now.
791
00:40:20,923 --> 00:40:22,953
Tits deep.
792
00:40:27,693 --> 00:40:29,063
Dad...
793
00:40:31,703 --> 00:40:33,632
I'm taking a job
794
00:40:33,633 --> 00:40:36,103
as lead architect
for the new Wesworld Resort.
795
00:40:36,233 --> 00:40:39,242
And I know that's
extremely disappointing,
796
00:40:39,243 --> 00:40:42,643
and I know it makes
me an asshole, and...
797
00:40:42,713 --> 00:40:45,173
I'm sorry.
798
00:40:50,053 --> 00:40:53,122
Well...
799
00:40:53,123 --> 00:40:56,023
That's a sucker punch!
800
00:40:56,093 --> 00:40:58,053
I know!
801
00:40:58,063 --> 00:40:59,993
I tried to reason with Jill,
802
00:41:00,063 --> 00:41:02,993
convince her not to finalize
the land deal, but it's done.
803
00:41:03,063 --> 00:41:06,262
There's nothing we can do.
804
00:41:06,263 --> 00:41:09,003
The dig is what we can do.
805
00:41:09,073 --> 00:41:11,403
What we're doing,
it'll protect us from those
806
00:41:11,443 --> 00:41:15,203
greasy Wesworld hacks.
807
00:41:15,243 --> 00:41:18,983
What's your mother gonna say?
808
00:41:19,113 --> 00:41:20,813
What is she gonna do...
809
00:41:20,853 --> 00:41:24,653
When she finds she doesn't
have a home to come back to?
810
00:41:31,323 --> 00:41:33,093
Shit.
811
00:41:33,123 --> 00:41:35,833
Ryan, stop. Ryan!
812
00:41:35,963 --> 00:41:37,762
What, so everyone
in town knew except me?
813
00:41:37,763 --> 00:41:38,763
Ryan, stop!
814
00:41:39,903 --> 00:41:41,379
I-I'm sure that Lidia had
a reason not to tell you
815
00:41:41,403 --> 00:41:42,702
that's not insulting.
816
00:41:42,703 --> 00:41:44,033
You were next on my list, Ry.
817
00:41:44,103 --> 00:41:46,472
I tried this morning with the muffins.
818
00:41:46,473 --> 00:41:48,343
What, am I a big joke to everyone?
819
00:41:48,373 --> 00:41:50,373
- No!
- Do I not get to have a say
820
00:41:50,443 --> 00:41:52,043
in anything that goes on around here?
821
00:41:52,113 --> 00:41:53,989
Alright, can everyone
just chill out for a second?
822
00:41:54,013 --> 00:41:55,182
Thank you!
823
00:41:55,183 --> 00:41:56,352
I hate to say I told you so.
824
00:41:56,353 --> 00:41:57,413
Oh, wait, no, I don't.
825
00:41:57,438 --> 00:41:59,228
Can you just let Lidia
get out what she has to say
826
00:41:59,252 --> 00:42:00,329
and then have your little tantrum?
827
00:42:00,353 --> 00:42:01,483
Why is everyone yelling?
828
00:42:01,779 --> 00:42:03,809
Lidia's sleeping with the enemy!
829
00:42:04,223 --> 00:42:07,292
Fine.
830
00:42:07,293 --> 00:42:10,733
I'm designing the new Wesworld Resort.
831
00:42:10,863 --> 00:42:13,803
But I'm doing it to make sure
the Moonshine stays untouched!
832
00:42:13,873 --> 00:42:15,133
I have Wes's word.
833
00:42:15,173 --> 00:42:18,072
He's a decent guy, I swear.
834
00:42:18,073 --> 00:42:20,443
Right, Sammy?
835
00:42:49,403 --> 00:42:53,173
Okay, hate me.
836
00:42:53,198 --> 00:42:56,007
You don't want to support me, fine!
837
00:42:56,113 --> 00:42:59,673
But just know I'm doing this for you!
838
00:43:02,183 --> 00:43:03,939
And you're welcome!
839
00:43:14,234 --> 00:43:19,333
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