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♪ Hear the legends
of the Kung Fu Panda! ♪
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♪ Doo-doo-doo-doo doo-bom
doo boom-boom! ♪
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♪ Raised in a noodle shop ♪
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♪ never seeking glory or fame ♪
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♪ he climbed the mountain top ♪
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♪ and earned
the Dragon Warrior name. ♪
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♪ Hu! Ah! Ya! ♪
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♪ Kung Fu Panda! ♪
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♪ Doo-doo-doo-doo-
sho-bom, doom-doom-doom! ♪
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♪ Master Shifu
saw the warrior blossom ♪
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♪ and master the skills
of bodacious and awesome ♪
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♪ Kung Fu Panda. ♪
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♪ Doo-doo-doo-doo-
doom-doom-doom-doom! ♪
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♪ He lives, he trains ♪
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♪ and he fights
with the Furious Five ♪
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♪ protect the valley
somethin' somethin' ♪
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♪ somethin' somethin' alive ♪
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♪ Oh! Ah! Uh! ♪
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♪ Kung Fu Panda ♪
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♪ Legends of awesomeness. ♪
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Sweet!
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..:: 1x23 - Love Stings ::..
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Dad!
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I got your... ooh! Ooh.
Stuff.
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Hello?
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Okay. just gotta do a little
squeezy squeeze action here.
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Need to work on my...
squeezy squeeze.
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Po!
What are you doing?
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Just, uh, hanging.
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Stop goofing around.
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The autumn festival's in a week,
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and we need
to bake moon cakes!
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Dad, I, uh...
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I'm kinda too busy to help
this year, you know?
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I mean, important
Dragon warrior business.
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What could be more important
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than baking 2,700 moon cakes?
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Oh, boy.
Oh, boy.
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And making enough scratch
to get that deluxe spatula
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I've had my eye on?
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responsible for the safety
of all who reside
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in the Valley of peace.
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Oh!
That reminds me.
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Your autumn festival
clown costume!
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Goodie goodie.
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Oh, so happy!
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Dad.
Dragon warrior. Me.
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I can't be the autumn festival
clown anymore.
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And I don't have time
to help you make moon cakes!
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Okay?
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Why are you laughing?
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It's that costume!
So funny.
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Mm.
Not so funny now.
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Fine, Po.
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Don't worry about
your poor old dad,
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working his wings to the bone.
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Go! Go.
Go have your fun.
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Not fun, Dad.
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Dragon warrior business.
Serious stuff.
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Whoa!
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Monkey, get ready for the...
whoa.
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Whoa.
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Dizzy.
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Ki-cha!
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Wha... ooh!
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Except for that puking part,
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that might've been
the best idea we've ever had.
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Wh... ah!
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Oh, yeah.
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Wow, you're really getting good
at dizzy kung fu.
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Ah, you can't fight the dizzy.
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You gotta use the dizzy.
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See, if I aim over there,
then I hit over here.
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Cool, huh?
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Official Dragon warrior
business, huh?
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And this is why you
leave me all alone? Humph.
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Dad, wait.
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I think Dad's gotten lonely
since I moved out.
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And I guess I've sorta
been ditching him lately. A lot.
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Ditch your dad?
That's mean.
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- You're mean!
- No, I'm not!
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It's just...
I'm Dragon warrior now.
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I have my own life,
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and I... he... I...
he... oh.
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Maybe I am mean... ish.
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You should make it up to him.
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Get him something
to keep him company.
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Like a plant.
Or a drawing of a mountain.
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That's it!
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- You're getting him a plant?
- No...
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A girlfriend!
Read it.
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"Business owner.
Father of Dragon warrior."
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"Seeks full-time girlfriend.
No old goats need apply."
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And let the ladies pour in.
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Uh, Dad?
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Uh, sorry I haven't been
around much.
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Oh, that's okay, son.
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I know you have important
Dragon warrior business
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to attend to like upchucking
with your monkey friend.
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Yeah.
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Listen, uh, I thought maybe
you could use a little company.
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Oh!
You got me the spatula?
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No. But would
that have done it?
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She's here!
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Dad, I got you a date.
With a girl.
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Mrs. Yoon?
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Okay, maybe "girl"
was a stretch.
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But, uh, I know you've always
had a thing for sassy spinsters.
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Oh, Po.
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I haven't had a date
since the Chin dynasty.
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Ah, but that was
a great dynasty.
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Still, I don't think this is
a good idea.
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Sure it is, Dad!
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You're cooped up in here all day
with your noodles.
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You need to spend time
with someone... that isn't me.
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Well, I-I-I-I don't know.
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Dad...
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Here's the romantic dinner combo!
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Two soups in one large bowl.
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And I made us some nice
steamed buns for the occasion.
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What?
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You dare besmirch the purity
of my noodle soup
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with these... these...
these buns?
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What kind of monster
are you?
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Oh, well, I just, uh...
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Do I come out
to your bun cart
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and make Chao Wa
all over it?
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Because that's what
you are doing to me!
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Uh...
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Now, get out of my shop,
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and take your steamy buns
with you!
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Ah! Well, uh,
I had a lovely ti...
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Thanks again.
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- Chao Wa?
- I made it up.
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So, I like you.
Do you like me?
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Well, you don't sweat
much for a pig.
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So, what are you looking for
in a woman?
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Well, antennae creep me right out.
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Are you sure
you're a woman?
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Ouch!
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- Dad, what's going on?
- I don't know what you mean.
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You're being rude, obnoxious.
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You challenged that one lady
to a fist fight!
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- Well, she was eyeballing me!
- Dad!
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Oh, all right.
I'll let you in on my secret.
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I was trying to get rid
of those ladies.
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Because?
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I already...
have a girlfriend.
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What?
Really?
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That's... great!
This... this is so...
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Hang on, Dad.
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Scorpion!
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Let me out of here!
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Dad, Scorpion's back
to seek her revenge!
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Run!
Get the Five!
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Uh... no, Po!
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Po, Po!
You don't understand!
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No, you don't understand!
Scorpion is dang... ah!
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Scorpion is...
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Nooo!
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- My girlfriend!
- Huh?
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Nooo!
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Dad, watch out!
Scorpion's on you!
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No, Po!
No!
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If you just move...
will you please...
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You're making this difficult.
I gotta save you!
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Ooh.
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I'm telling you!
She's my girlfriend.
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You and scorpion?
Together?
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No. Really? No.
Really? No!
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Really!
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This can't be happening.
I...
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She's brainwashed you
with her scorpion poison.
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Quick, how many fingers
am I holding up?
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- None.
- Right.
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- But she could've coached you.
- Oh, Po.
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You're thinking of the old me.
I'm not evil anymore.
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Really?
What changed you?
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The love of a good goose.
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Uh, Dad, can I talk
to you privately?
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Away from your...
girlfriend?
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Be right back.
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What are you thinking?
You can't date Scorpion!
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She's a convicted, villainous,
evil, criminal mastermind!
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Ah, ah, ah!
Never convicted.
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Whatever!
She's still, like, banished.
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In exile!
Not allowed to be here!
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The sweet allure
of forbidden love. Ah.
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Dad, I don't care what she says.
She is evil!
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Oh, honey.
You seem upset.
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- Want a cookie?
- I... yes.
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But it doesn't
change the fact that...
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Wow, this is
a really good cookie.
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I know. All this
and she can cook, too!
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- She's like my dream bug.
- Oh, charmer.
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And you.
You're staying for dinner.
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Dinner? Pfft.
No way.
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So, Po.
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Did you know that Scorpion once
won a baking competition?
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Really?
That's interesting.
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Hey, here's another fun fact.
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Did you know that Scorpion
once tried to kill me?
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Po!
Now you are being rude.
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But Dad!
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Just look at her.
Isn't she beautiful?
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And those eyes...
All those gorgeous eyes.
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And that exoskeleton.
Wowee!
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Seriously, Dad, I don't know
how this happened, but...
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It was you, son.
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- You brought us together.
- Me?
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It's true.
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Once I saw that flyer
you put up, I thought,
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"this is a person I could be
with until the day he dies."
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Dies?
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Look, you can see
my lair from here.
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Wonderful.
Where?
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No!
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Dad!
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How could you let this happen?
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I'm... Dad!
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Gotta save Dad!
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Gotta save Dad.
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Save Dad...
Stairs...
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Dad!
She's trying to ki...
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Did you come to cut
vegetables with those?
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I thought I saw...
you were... I was...
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Son, this has got to stop.
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You've got to get used to
the fact that
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I'm with scorpion now
because... I love her.
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Oh, I love you too!
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Right. You could hear that.
Sorry.
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I want you to be happy, Dad.
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Scorpion, I apologize.
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It's not entirely your fault, Po.
I just have one of those faces.
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- And you did try to kill me.
- True.
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I promise to be more supportive
of your relationship, Dad.
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Might take me a while, though.
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But I wouldn't count on Shifu
and the Furious Five.
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Oh, do you have to tell them?
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They might not be as
understanding as you are.
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Uh, please, son.
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Okay.
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You two have a good night.
I'm really... happy for you.
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Nooo!
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We heard that!
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Sorry.
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Greetings and salutations.
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No, that's not it.
Greetings and salutations.
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What's master Shifu doing?
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He's practicing his yearly...
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autumn festival speech for tonight.
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Mm, that reminds me.
256
00:14:18,558 --> 00:14:20,859
I've gotta practice sleeping
with my eyes open.
257
00:14:20,861 --> 00:14:23,194
Oh! Good one.
258
00:14:23,196 --> 00:14:25,597
- What?
- Skip it.
259
00:14:31,438 --> 00:14:35,874
- Po? You seem upset.
- What do you mean?
260
00:14:42,915 --> 00:14:46,284
I take it you're not so happy
your dad found a girlfriend.
261
00:14:46,286 --> 00:14:49,787
I don't mind
him having a girlfriend,
262
00:14:49,789 --> 00:14:52,457
it's just not THIS girlfriend.
263
00:14:52,459 --> 00:14:54,626
You guys know what she's like.
264
00:14:54,628 --> 00:14:58,263
- How would we know that?
- No....
265
00:14:58,265 --> 00:15:01,299
Not her, per se.
You just, um, I mean...
266
00:15:01,301 --> 00:15:02,934
You guys know what
women are like.
267
00:15:04,905 --> 00:15:07,105
Oh! No!
That's not...
268
00:15:07,107 --> 00:15:09,274
I mean...
269
00:15:09,276 --> 00:15:12,110
Go ahead.
270
00:15:12,112 --> 00:15:15,046
Po, give your dad's girlfriend
a chance.
271
00:15:15,048 --> 00:15:17,348
Thanks, Viper.
I'm gonna do that.
272
00:15:20,887 --> 00:15:23,254
- Monkey!
- Ooh. Sorry!
273
00:15:23,256 --> 00:15:25,123
I thought
we were doing a thing.
274
00:15:25,125 --> 00:15:27,859
Seriously, Po.
Viper's right.
275
00:15:27,861 --> 00:15:31,129
You should give her a chance.
276
00:15:31,131 --> 00:15:33,464
Dad?
277
00:15:33,466 --> 00:15:36,334
He's delivering moon cakes
for the festival.
278
00:15:36,336 --> 00:15:38,303
Nice costume!
279
00:15:38,305 --> 00:15:41,205
Yeah.
Wore it for my Dad.
280
00:15:41,207 --> 00:15:42,640
Got him a new spatula.
281
00:15:42,642 --> 00:15:45,643
Thought we could all use it
to make moon cakes together.
282
00:15:45,645 --> 00:15:47,045
Sweet!
283
00:15:47,047 --> 00:15:49,747
I mean, you guys
care about each other...
284
00:15:49,749 --> 00:15:51,015
I guess, and...
285
00:15:51,017 --> 00:15:54,886
maybe someday, I can care
about you, too. Maybe.
286
00:15:54,888 --> 00:15:58,222
Aww, honey. Sit.
287
00:15:58,224 --> 00:16:01,326
Fresh out of the oven!
288
00:16:01,328 --> 00:16:03,995
Aren't we supposed to wait
until after Shifu's speech?
289
00:16:03,997 --> 00:16:05,730
I won't tell anyone.
290
00:16:05,732 --> 00:16:10,234
I'm starting
to care about you already.
291
00:16:10,236 --> 00:16:12,303
Mm!
These are seriously good.
292
00:16:12,305 --> 00:16:14,238
- Oh! Mm.
- It's a new recipe.
293
00:16:14,240 --> 00:16:17,175
Mm. No wonder
you won that baking contest.
294
00:16:17,177 --> 00:16:21,579
Truth be told, I won because
I brainwashed the judges.
295
00:16:21,581 --> 00:16:23,147
To be honest...
296
00:16:23,149 --> 00:16:25,550
I thought you were going to
brainwash my Dad.
297
00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:29,287
That's silly.
298
00:16:29,289 --> 00:16:30,855
Why would I want to
brainwash your dad
299
00:16:30,857 --> 00:16:32,991
when I have
the opportunity to...
300
00:16:32,993 --> 00:16:36,327
poison everyone
in the valley?!
301
00:16:36,329 --> 00:16:39,497
Oh! Yeah, good question.
What?
302
00:16:39,499 --> 00:16:42,667
Poison their brains!
In fact...
303
00:16:42,669 --> 00:16:45,403
I'm poisoning you right now.
304
00:16:45,405 --> 00:16:47,338
Poison?
Moon cakes?
305
00:16:49,075 --> 00:16:52,844
Oh, it won't kill you,
but it will make you defenseless!
306
00:16:56,249 --> 00:17:01,452
I was right not to trust you!
307
00:17:01,454 --> 00:17:06,057
This is going to be easier
than I thought!
308
00:17:10,530 --> 00:17:13,197
I'll take good care
of your father!
309
00:17:13,199 --> 00:17:18,669
No!
310
00:17:26,546 --> 00:17:30,214
Hi, honey. Po stopped by
and left you a message.
311
00:17:30,216 --> 00:17:33,184
- He did?
- Yes. He said,
312
00:17:33,186 --> 00:17:35,720
now, oh, let me make sure
I'm getting this right,
313
00:17:35,722 --> 00:17:38,523
the Dragon warrior doesn't
have time for you
314
00:17:38,525 --> 00:17:41,659
and never wants to see
your face again.
315
00:17:41,661 --> 00:17:44,395
- Tea?
- What?
316
00:17:44,397 --> 00:17:45,730
Wha... ?
317
00:17:45,732 --> 00:17:48,566
- He said that?
- Yes.
318
00:17:48,568 --> 00:17:51,069
No.
319
00:17:51,071 --> 00:17:54,839
- Did you hear that?
- Oh, it's the neighbors.
320
00:17:54,841 --> 00:17:57,008
I think they're building
a rumpus room.
321
00:17:57,010 --> 00:18:00,111
Shall we?
The festival awaits!
322
00:18:01,881 --> 00:18:04,449
Come on.
If Po really loves you,
323
00:18:04,451 --> 00:18:06,851
then he'll find you
at the festival.
324
00:18:06,853 --> 00:18:10,321
I... I guess you're right.
325
00:18:17,097 --> 00:18:18,896
Where's Po?
326
00:18:18,898 --> 00:18:21,666
Maybe he's bonding
with his dad and his girlfriend.
327
00:18:21,668 --> 00:18:24,802
More likely, he's bonding
with a bag of almond cookies.
328
00:18:24,804 --> 00:18:29,006
Ooh,
you're on fire today, Tigress.
329
00:18:29,008 --> 00:18:31,275
- What?
- Skip it.
330
00:18:31,277 --> 00:18:33,678
Everyone,
please grab a moon cake
331
00:18:33,680 --> 00:18:35,246
for the ceremonial speech,
332
00:18:35,248 --> 00:18:37,882
followed by the ceremonial
eating of the moon cakes,
333
00:18:37,884 --> 00:18:40,318
followed by
the ceremonial ceremony.
334
00:18:45,825 --> 00:18:47,325
Aw, pingy.
335
00:18:47,327 --> 00:18:53,231
Looks like Po didn't show up
and doesn't love you.
336
00:18:55,902 --> 00:18:56,934
Got it!
337
00:19:03,710 --> 00:19:05,176
And so, per tradition,
338
00:19:05,178 --> 00:19:09,247
we raise our moon cakes
to honor the harvest.
339
00:19:10,250 --> 00:19:13,784
Happy autumn festival, everyone.
340
00:19:13,786 --> 00:19:14,886
No!
341
00:19:14,888 --> 00:19:16,754
It's the autumn festival clown!
342
00:19:16,756 --> 00:19:19,757
Don't you eat that!
343
00:19:19,759 --> 00:19:21,425
Love this bit!
344
00:19:24,427 --> 00:19:27,832
No, clown! You're not
getting my moon cake this year!
345
00:19:38,710 --> 00:19:40,778
Look at him dance!
346
00:19:45,851 --> 00:19:50,388
Nooo!
347
00:19:53,993 --> 00:19:55,993
What's going on?
348
00:19:57,897 --> 00:20:01,399
I...
349
00:20:01,401 --> 00:20:03,100
What's happening to everyone?
350
00:20:04,938 --> 00:20:07,405
You... you...
351
00:20:07,407 --> 00:20:11,909
Yes, dear.
Me.
352
00:20:11,911 --> 00:20:14,512
How'd you all like my
moon cakes?
353
00:20:17,250 --> 00:20:20,484
Ew! That's disgusting.
But it doesn't matter.
354
00:20:20,486 --> 00:20:24,155
One bite is enough to destroy
your motor skills.
355
00:20:25,858 --> 00:20:30,428
You banished me from the valley,
but now I get my revenge!
356
00:20:30,430 --> 00:20:33,164
Hey!
357
00:20:33,166 --> 00:20:37,435
By the way, you look
ridiculous in that costume.
358
00:20:54,921 --> 00:20:58,522
So dizzy... I...
359
00:21:05,631 --> 00:21:08,132
Aim over there,
hit over here.
360
00:21:27,587 --> 00:21:32,657
You... you can fight me?
How?
361
00:21:32,659 --> 00:21:35,626
It's called dizzy kung fu.
362
00:21:35,628 --> 00:21:38,663
Made it up myself.
363
00:21:38,665 --> 00:21:45,736
- Po!
- Dad!
364
00:21:45,738 --> 00:21:48,306
I want you to be happy!
365
00:21:50,476 --> 00:21:53,844
And I want you to be
the Dragon warrior!
366
00:22:15,168 --> 00:22:19,203
Scorpion, you're a villainous,
evil, criminal mastermind,
367
00:22:19,205 --> 00:22:22,039
and I think we should see
other people.
368
00:22:28,880 --> 00:22:31,849
See, what's more fun than
spending time together, Po?
369
00:22:31,851 --> 00:22:35,286
Making 2,700
antidote-filled noodles.
370
00:22:35,288 --> 00:22:36,587
Oh, boy. Oh, boy.
Oh, boy.
371
00:22:36,589 --> 00:22:39,390
And with a brand-new spatula!
372
00:22:39,392 --> 00:22:42,426
This is great, Dad.
And by the way,
373
00:22:42,428 --> 00:22:45,830
I think you have some
lady admirers over there.
374
00:22:48,334 --> 00:22:51,401
This could be a very good dynasty.
375
00:22:52,103 --> 00:22:54,671
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