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Okay, What's The Deal?
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I Thought You Liked It
When I Do This.
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You're A Maestro.
That's Not It.
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Then What?
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Oh, God.
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Abigail, I...
I'm A Fraud.
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I've Led You To Believe
I'm Something I'm Not.
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Many Things I'm Not.
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I'm Not Simple.
I'm Not Hulking.
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I'm Not Even A Lesbian. I Have
A Boyfriend Back In Palo Alto.
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What?!
I'm Not Done.
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I Am A Damn Good
Beach Volleyball Player,
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And I've Got Even Better
Over The Past Six Months--
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Good Enough To Turn Pro.
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However, I'm Also
A Phd Candidate At Stanford.
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And I've Been Living
An Assumed Life
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So I Could Write
My Doctoral Thesis
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About A Woman Living
An Assumed Life.
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What?! I'm Not Done.
The Assumed Identify
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Was To Give Me The Freedom
To Gage How People Would React
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To This Odd Person I Created.
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But I Never Really
Thought Through The Ending,
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Which Is Where I Am Now,
And Where I Am Now
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Is Very Much In Love With You,
Abigail.
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And...
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I Just Wanna Be With You...
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No Matter Who I Am.
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H-Hold On.
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Hold On.
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You're Not Some Monosyllabic
Freak Of Nature?
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No.
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And You've Been Lying To Me
This Whole Fucking Time,
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Deceiving Me With
This Elaborate Twisted Persona?
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Yes.
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Wh--
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Oh.
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Interesting.
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I Mean, I Only Really Put Up
With How Bizarre You Were
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Because You Were Killer In Bed.
But This?
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This Means
We Can Actually Talk.
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What? You Aren't Filled
With Contempt And Dismissal
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For The Betrayal Of Your Heart?
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Oh, See, I Am So Digging
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That You Can Come Up
With Stuff Like That.
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Okay, Now This Whole...
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You Love Me Thing,
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You For Real?
Completely.
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Yeah.
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Mm. Small World,
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Because...
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Maybe I Love You, Too.
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"Filled The Contempt
And Dismissal
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For The Betrayal
Of Your Heart."
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That Shit Rocks.
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Hey.
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What A Surprise.
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Can I Come In?
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Yeah. Yeah.
Sure. Come On In.
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Can I Get You Something
To Drink?
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Are You Kiddin'? Scotch.
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All Right.
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So, Uh...
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What's Going On?
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Fact Is,
I Stink At Small Talk.
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You? No.
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Michael,
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I Came Over Because
I'm Concerned About You.
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You're Off Your Game.
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Yeah, I Know.
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I Can't Go Into It.
Don't Have To.
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What?
There Are No Secrets Between
Joce And Her Mother,
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But...
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It Wouldn't Kill
If They Just Had A Few.
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So Who's This Cop?
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Man, I Can't Believe
Joce Said Something About It.
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Michael, A Lot Of Guys
Have... Things
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That Happen In Their Lives.
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We're Men.
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We're Libidos In 3-Piece Suits.
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Talk To Me.
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Her Name Is Liz.
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I Was Hanging Upside-Down
In My Car, Dying,
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And Suddenly She Was There
Saving Me.
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It's Probably The Last Time
We Actually Got Along.
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We're Like--Like Molecules
In Chaos.
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It's Insane Between Us.
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I Blew It, Arthur.
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I Blew It.
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Liz--Moving In
With Some Guy Named Highway.
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Highway?
Highway.
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I Always Wanted
A Cool Name Like That.
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My Pop Always Says,
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"When You're Unhappy,
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The Best Strategy Is To Look
At Things Differently."
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I Told Him That Was A Cliche.
You Know What He Says?
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He Says, "Mikey, One Man's
Cliche Is Another Man's God.
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I Tried Calling Him Earlier.
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He's Off Buying
Some Floating Casino In France.
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Ahh.
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I Could Really Use Some Advice.
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Well I'm Not Very Good
At Relationship Counseling.
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I've Been Married
To The Same Woman A Long Time,
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And I Have No Idea Who She Is.
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But In This Life,
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You Need A Woman
Who Can See Right Through You
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And Points It Out.
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A Lot Of Stuff Is Hidden
Way Down Deep Inside Every Man,
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Underneath The Heartache
And Cigar Smoke,
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It Gets Ignored In A Way.
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Eh.
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Maybe I'm Just Overthinking It.
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Pop Always Says, "Let Your Dick
Lead The Way."
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Well, With His Alimony,
He Should Know.
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Well, I Gotta Head Back. Mm.
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Just Wanted To Make Sure
Your Head Wasn't In The Oven.
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Ah. Thanks For Checking Up
On Me.
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You're My Best Attorney.
You Unravel, I'm Screwed.
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So Don't.
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I Won't.
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And, Arthur,
I Just Want You To Know
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I Do Love Your Daughter.
It's Just...
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I Know.
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People Aren't Simple, Michael,
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But It Makes It
All Worth Showing Up For.
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Mm.
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We Never Lost It, Did We?
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Mm.
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'Whatever Love Is Infinite."
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William Blake.
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You Gave Me That Book
On My 25Th Birthday.
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I Remember. Yosemite.
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That Was A Great Weekend.
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Except For That Damn Bear.
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I Know.
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Mm.
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Highway?
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Yeah?
I've Never Lived With A Guy.
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It's No Big Deal.
We Just, Um...
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Take Care Of Each Other.
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I Never Saw That As A Kid.
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Neither Did It. But Everything's
Gonna Be Fine, Baby.
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Don't You Worry.
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You Always Have A Way
Of Making Me Feel Okay.
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It's Just That, I...
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I'm Not Easy To Live With.
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Wait. Are You Trying To Talk
You Out Of This Or Me?
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Mm. Just Talking.
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Mm. So You Never Told Me.
How Did Michael Take It?
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Bad.
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Good.
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He Should Have.
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Mm.Mh.
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You're A Hell Of A Lot To Lose,
Honey.
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Mm.
A Hell Of A Lot To Lose.
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Right. I Gotta Go Pee, Okay?
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Lizzie.
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What?
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I Don't Know.
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Maybe We Should Just Drop This
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Before The Next Thing
One Of Us Says Is "Fuck You."
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I'd Hate It If You Did
'Cause I'm Dying To.
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Walk Out, Liz.
It's Not Temporary.
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With You And Me, Michael,
Everything Is Temporary.
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Now Have I Told You
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How Much I Love Your Cock Inside Of Me?
Mmm.
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What's The Occasion?
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Mm. Us.
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Wow.
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Oh, My God!
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I Missed You.
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I Missed You More.
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Oh!
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It Doesn't Get Better
Than This.
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Hi.
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Hi.
Oh, Come On In.
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Michael, Meet Hal
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And... Casey.
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Which One's Which?
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Who Might This Be?
I'm Kidding. Come On. Come On.
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We're Very Gracious. We, Uh,
We--We Brought Champagne.
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Oh. Thank You. Thank You.
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So If I May...
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Michael Shared With Me
That A Woman He's Known
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And Recently Dated
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Since Casey And I Began
To Explore Our Connection,
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Has, Uh, Left Him
For Another Man.
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A Man Named Freeway?
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Highway.
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That's, Um, That's Painful.
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I'm Sorry, Michael.
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Thanks, Hal.
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Feelings Are Tender Things.
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Thank You, Casey.
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Can I Say Something?
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This May Not Be A Good Time
For You To Be Alone.
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To The End Of Sadness.
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Ahh.
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Let's Be Honest, Michael.
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You're A Man, And Men Like
To Go Into The Cave.
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I Think
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That You Could...
Use A Hug.
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Oh, God, Casey.
Look At Your Nipples.
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Just Being Close To Him...
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Made Them Hard.
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You Have Such A Strong Energy,
Michael.
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It's Very Strong.
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I've Never Seen Your Nipples
React So Fast, Case.
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It Could Be A.C.
I've Got A Strong... Unit.
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Oh, I Can Vouch For That.
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Don't Hide Away.
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You Need Support,
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And We Are Here.
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It's Good To Connect
When We're In Pain.
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Mm. Amen.
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And, Yes...
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Casey's Got
The Tightest Pussy
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Your Cock Has Ever Been In.
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Oh.
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That Right There--
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That's Why I Got Into
This Polyamory Shit.
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Mm.
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I Want You Inside Me,
Michael.
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I Want You.
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Let The Voice Mail Get It.
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The Mood.
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Chantal, What's Going On?
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Michael's Expecting Me.
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Hey, Mom.
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How Are You, Darling?
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Terrible.
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Ahh.
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How Was Your Flight?
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Oh. French Airline.
They Serve Wine With Breakfast.
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Claude Sends His Regrets
And His Condolences.
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He's In Chad With Sarkozy.
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Figures.
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How Is Claude, Anyway?
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Who Knows?
The French Never Open Up.
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Thank God.
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You Look Beautiful, Mom.
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I Can't Help That.
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His Fiancee Said
He Went Out Laughing.
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I Think I Know Why.
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Giant Part Of My Life.
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Mine, Too.
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Never Stopped.
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He Never Stopped Loving You.
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I Never Stopped Loving Him.
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We Used To Talk
Two Or Three Times A Week.
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Really? He Never Said.
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I Was His Therapist.
He Did Like To Talk About Himself.
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Oh, God.
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Your Father's Ideal Companion
Was A Full-Length Mirror.
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Pop Was His Own Religion,
Minus A Commandment Or Two.
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Mm.
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Oh, Michael,
I-I Assume That You Do Know
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That I'm The One Who's Really
Been Running These Companies
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All These Years,
Keeping Them In The Black.
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Yeah, I Knew.
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He Never Told Me, But I Did.
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Oh.
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Well, Thanks To
My Unstinting Efforts,
319
00:17:04,377 --> 00:17:06,777
He Was Ridiculously Wealthy.
320
00:17:06,777 --> 00:17:09,177
When Your Father
Was Planning His Estate,
321
00:17:09,177 --> 00:17:10,710
I Insisted That He Leave
322
00:17:10,710 --> 00:17:12,910
A Nice Chunk To Chantal
And The Other Exes.
323
00:17:12,910 --> 00:17:14,810
Very Nice Of You, Mom.
324
00:17:14,810 --> 00:17:16,110
By The Way, Um...
325
00:17:16,110 --> 00:17:17,643
Jocelyn Called Me.
326
00:17:17,643 --> 00:17:19,643
She Told Me The Whole Story.
327
00:17:19,643 --> 00:17:21,144
I Hope Not.
328
00:17:21,144 --> 00:17:23,110
People Change, Michael.
329
00:17:23,110 --> 00:17:25,144
There Is Someone Else
Out There For You.
330
00:17:25,144 --> 00:17:27,643
And I Think
I Already Found Her.
331
00:17:29,044 --> 00:17:31,044
And Then I Lost Her.
332
00:17:31,044 --> 00:17:32,344
Then Find Her Again.
333
00:17:36,743 --> 00:17:37,977
I'm Gonna Miss Him, Mom.
334
00:17:40,010 --> 00:17:41,643
Forever.
335
00:17:43,977 --> 00:17:46,977
Who Am I Gonna Call
At 2:00 In The Morning?
337
00:17:48,177 --> 00:17:49,810
Me?
338
00:17:51,311 --> 00:17:53,044
Mm.
342
00:18:17,044 --> 00:18:20,643
Michael, I'm So Sorry.
343
00:18:20,643 --> 00:18:22,610
I Loved Vic.
344
00:18:22,610 --> 00:18:24,110
He Loved You.
345
00:18:24,110 --> 00:18:26,944
If You Ever Wanna Talk,
I Am Here For You,
346
00:18:26,944 --> 00:18:28,643
No Matter What.
347
00:18:28,643 --> 00:18:30,244
Thanks, Joce.
348
00:18:30,244 --> 00:18:32,743
I Felt So Connected
349
00:18:32,743 --> 00:18:35,610
When We Made Love.
350
00:18:35,610 --> 00:18:37,610
Maybe It's Not Over.
351
00:18:37,610 --> 00:18:40,144
So... No Casey And Hal?
352
00:18:40,144 --> 00:18:42,643
Yeah. We Had A Fight.
353
00:18:42,643 --> 00:18:44,044
Long Story.
354
00:18:44,044 --> 00:18:45,643
Let Me Guess.
Hal's An Asshole.
355
00:18:45,643 --> 00:18:47,977
Mm. They Both Are.
356
00:18:52,244 --> 00:18:54,710
You Okay?
No.
357
00:18:54,710 --> 00:18:57,144
You Take
All The Time You Need.
358
00:18:57,144 --> 00:18:58,677
I'll Handle It.
359
00:19:01,144 --> 00:19:02,977
Michael.
360
00:19:02,977 --> 00:19:04,643
Vic Was One-Of-A-Kind.
361
00:19:04,643 --> 00:19:08,244
Luther, I Didn't Recognize You
With Shoes.
362
00:19:08,244 --> 00:19:11,244
Am I To Assume I'll Be Seeing
You In The Office Tomorrow?
363
00:19:11,244 --> 00:19:12,977
Absolutely, Sir,
364
00:19:12,977 --> 00:19:16,844
Bright And Early,
Ready To Embrace Lady Justice.
365
00:19:16,844 --> 00:19:18,211
Mm.
366
00:19:24,144 --> 00:19:25,977
Thanks For Cleaning Up
For My Dad.
367
00:19:25,977 --> 00:19:28,110
I'm Honored
To Have Known Him,
368
00:19:28,110 --> 00:19:29,877
But...
369
00:19:29,877 --> 00:19:32,710
That's Not Why I Cleaned Up.
370
00:19:32,710 --> 00:19:35,677
The Fact Is,
Our Fates Have Tumbled.
371
00:19:35,677 --> 00:19:38,177
Taintedtush.Com Has Crashed.
372
00:19:38,177 --> 00:19:40,144
We've Lost It All.
We're Broke.
373
00:19:40,144 --> 00:19:42,277
I'm Canceling My Boots.
374
00:19:46,110 --> 00:19:47,344
You're Not Devastated.
375
00:19:50,344 --> 00:19:51,977
No.
376
00:19:54,177 --> 00:19:55,810
I've Just Grown Up.
377
00:19:55,810 --> 00:19:57,910
And, Luther, Your Boots--
378
00:19:57,910 --> 00:19:59,311
I'm Buying Them For You.
379
00:20:01,177 --> 00:20:03,044
Oh! Okay.
381
00:20:13,077 --> 00:20:15,010
Ahem.
383
00:20:24,077 --> 00:20:26,344
I Had This Whole Speech Planned
384
00:20:26,344 --> 00:20:28,910
About My Dad,
385
00:20:28,910 --> 00:20:31,110
How He Was This Force Of Nature,
386
00:20:31,110 --> 00:20:33,977
Which... Everybody Said He Was,
387
00:20:33,977 --> 00:20:36,810
And Lusty
388
00:20:36,810 --> 00:20:39,643
And Rich... And Lusty.
389
00:20:39,643 --> 00:20:42,010
All Things That Would Make Him
Bust Out Of That Urn
390
00:20:42,010 --> 00:20:43,743
And Smack The Crap Out Of Me
391
00:20:43,743 --> 00:20:45,277
'Cause It Didn't
Come From The Heart.
392
00:20:45,277 --> 00:20:47,743
You See, With My Father,
393
00:20:47,743 --> 00:20:49,710
Nothing Separated
394
00:20:49,710 --> 00:20:52,377
Him And His Passion
For The Rest Of The World.
395
00:20:52,377 --> 00:20:54,944
He Blurted Things Out.
396
00:20:56,977 --> 00:20:58,810
And It Was Always...
397
00:21:00,710 --> 00:21:02,677
Right There In Front Of Me.
398
00:21:02,677 --> 00:21:05,677
But I Never Really Got
His Message,
399
00:21:05,677 --> 00:21:09,910
Which Was To Live Life
Without Fear.
400
00:21:09,910 --> 00:21:13,010
Vic Strathmore Was Fearless,
401
00:21:13,010 --> 00:21:16,977
Which Also Meant
He Lived Life Without Regret.
402
00:21:16,977 --> 00:21:20,010
How Did I Miss This?
403
00:21:20,010 --> 00:21:23,044
Because I Do Not Live Fearlessly
Like My Father Did.
404
00:21:23,044 --> 00:21:26,743
So... I Hedge My Bets
405
00:21:26,743 --> 00:21:30,610
And I Miss Precious Things
406
00:21:30,610 --> 00:21:33,743
Because I'm Scared,
407
00:21:33,743 --> 00:21:35,377
Or I Bury My Emotions,
408
00:21:35,377 --> 00:21:39,344
Or I Don't Listen
To What My Heart Is Telling Me.
409
00:21:42,311 --> 00:21:44,810
I Let Fear Get The Best Of Me.
410
00:21:44,810 --> 00:21:47,411
Why Couldn't I Figure This Out
Yesterday?
411
00:21:47,411 --> 00:21:49,677
It Would've Changed My Life.
412
00:21:51,311 --> 00:21:54,010
I Want You To Know This--
413
00:21:54,010 --> 00:21:57,344
You Didn't Miss
A Minute Of Life.
414
00:21:57,344 --> 00:21:59,877
From Now On,
415
00:21:59,877 --> 00:22:02,377
Neither Will I.
417
00:22:05,910 --> 00:22:09,244
I Love You.
418
00:22:10,877 --> 00:22:12,810
My Mom
419
00:22:12,810 --> 00:22:15,044
And My Almost-Stepmom Chantal
And I Need To Take My Pop Out
420
00:22:15,044 --> 00:22:18,643
And Give Him The Burial At Sea
He Always Wanted.
421
00:22:18,643 --> 00:22:22,211
Thank You.
Thank You, All, For Coming.
422
00:22:29,244 --> 00:22:31,844
That Was Just Lovely,
Michael.
423
00:22:31,844 --> 00:22:33,977
Hmm.
424
00:22:33,977 --> 00:22:36,944
I Suppose I Should Let Your
Father's Attorney Tell You This.
425
00:22:36,944 --> 00:22:39,344
But... Oh, God.
He's Such A Bore.
427
00:22:40,910 --> 00:22:43,944
The Thing Is,
Vic Left You This Boat.
428
00:22:45,377 --> 00:22:47,377
This Boat.
You're Kidding.
429
00:22:47,377 --> 00:22:50,344
No. He Knew You Loved It.
430
00:22:50,344 --> 00:22:54,177
So It's Specified In His Will
That The Boat Is Yours.
431
00:22:54,177 --> 00:22:56,177
With One Caveat--
432
00:22:56,177 --> 00:22:57,810
You Have To Go Somewhere
Once A Year
433
00:22:57,810 --> 00:22:59,411
And Have A Big Adventure.
435
00:23:01,144 --> 00:23:03,044
And I Assume That Means
Fistfights And Pirates.
436
00:23:03,044 --> 00:23:05,110
Mm. Lots Of Pirates.
Call Me When They Get There.
438
00:23:06,444 --> 00:23:07,877
Oh, Mom.
440
00:23:21,010 --> 00:23:24,977
Beautiful Service.
441
00:23:24,977 --> 00:23:28,244
I Came To Pay My Respects.
442
00:23:28,244 --> 00:23:30,010
I Thought Your Dad Was Great.
443
00:23:30,010 --> 00:23:31,977
He Felt The Same About You.
444
00:23:34,377 --> 00:23:36,777
Where's Highway?
445
00:23:36,777 --> 00:23:38,144
We're Over.
446
00:23:38,144 --> 00:23:39,643
How Come?
447
00:23:39,643 --> 00:23:41,311
The More I Thought About
Being With Him,
448
00:23:41,311 --> 00:23:43,010
The More I Couldn't Sleep.
449
00:23:43,010 --> 00:23:44,710
And I Kept On Looking At
450
00:23:44,710 --> 00:23:48,211
A Photograph Of You And Me
From Catalina, And...
451
00:23:48,211 --> 00:23:49,877
You Know What I Saw?
452
00:23:49,877 --> 00:23:52,411
Guy You Thought
Would Ruin Everything?
453
00:23:52,411 --> 00:23:55,944
No. A Girl Who Never Looked
Happier In Her Whole Life,
454
00:23:55,944 --> 00:23:58,810
And A Girl Who Would Die
If She Played It Safe.
455
00:24:01,944 --> 00:24:05,844
So Those Things That
You Said In Your Speech...
456
00:24:05,844 --> 00:24:07,144
Did You Mean 'Em?
457
00:24:07,144 --> 00:24:09,810
I Never Meant Anything More
In My Life.
458
00:24:09,810 --> 00:24:15,677
So Now That You're Not Playing
It Safe, Uh, What's Next?
459
00:24:15,677 --> 00:24:18,144
I Wanna Be With You.
460
00:24:18,144 --> 00:24:20,710
Deal.
461
00:24:20,710 --> 00:24:22,944
Just Like That?
I Auditioned You Long Enough.
462
00:24:22,944 --> 00:24:24,177
I Auditioned You.
463
00:24:24,177 --> 00:24:26,910
You've Got The Part.
464
00:24:28,344 --> 00:24:31,311
My Father Wanted
His Ashes Spread At Sea.
465
00:24:33,044 --> 00:24:34,944
You Wanna Come?
466
00:24:37,110 --> 00:24:38,777
Yeah.
469
00:24:50,377 --> 00:24:53,710
He Always Loved
Going Swimming.
470
00:24:53,710 --> 00:24:58,010
I Had A Feeling
Liz Would Come Back.
473
00:25:12,277 --> 00:25:15,677
Life Is Short.
474
00:25:15,677 --> 00:25:20,910
It's Longer With You In It.
475
00:25:20,910 --> 00:25:22,977
How About We Drop Off
My Mom And Chantal
476
00:25:22,977 --> 00:25:24,877
And Go Somewhere
In My New Boat?
477
00:25:24,877 --> 00:25:27,311
Like Where?
478
00:25:27,311 --> 00:25:29,044
Anywhere.
479
00:25:29,044 --> 00:25:49,211
I Always Wanted To Go There.
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