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What is the meaning of this check?
Do you want me to cheat?
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No. I’m just the middleman.
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Are you playing a joke on me,
or trying to cause trouble?
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Do you think you can
replace me if l fail?
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Look at this!
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I’m the only Golden Leg !
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- Make sure you remember that.
- It's not that.
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l just want a kickback.
Please don't tell anybody.
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You're trash !
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I’m sorry. Catch you later.
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Golden Leg ! Golden Leg !
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You've been number one ever since
Fung got his golden leg broken.
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First as a player, then as a coach.
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I’m better than Fung ever was.
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Team Evil has won the Supercup
the last five years.
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- What's your secret?
- Secret?
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They just have the best coach.
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So you're confident
that your team will win again?
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Are you new?
Don't ask stupid questions.
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Good morning.
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Golden Leg.
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Hung ! Good morning.
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Hung, your shoe's dirty.
Let me clean it for you.
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It's okay. I’ll do it.
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Hung, I’ll get the car.
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Hung, you said if l worked hard
l could coach my own team.
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I’m ready!
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l think l can train a team
to be as good as Team Evil.
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Do you really think
I’d let you coach?
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But you said-
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Get real.
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You're a joke.
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Take a look at yourself.
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This tattoo is all that's left
of your fame.
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Hung. . .
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I’ve served you for 20 years.
How can you say that?
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Let's be honest.
Things have changed.
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You used to be a great player,
but now you're nothing.
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I’ve had enough.
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I’ve kept you around for 20 years. . .
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but it's time for you
to take care of yourself.
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Hung !
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You've got a lot of nerve.
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lf you hadn't tricked me
with a bad check 20 years ago. . .
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you'd be working for me right now.
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lt was your idea to throw the game.
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Are you throwing a tantrum?
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Say it a bit louder.
Did you guys hear that?
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Make sure the reporters can hear it.
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Say what you want.
Take a look at yourself.
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Do you think anyone would believe
a crippled has-been like you?
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- You-
- Don't be angry.
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lf you want to blame anyone,
blame yourself.
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Blame your own greediness.
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Get lost.
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One more thing. . .
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l hired that mob to break your leg.
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Yuppies.
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They're not very skilled
at playing soccer.
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What was that?
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l said. . .
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they're not very skilled
at playing soccer.
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You think you can do better?
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There must be a fusion
of mind and foot.
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What kind of fusion?
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My late idol, Master Bruce Lee. . .
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invented the ultimate kick.
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lf you want to learn about it,
I’ll give you kung fu lessons.
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Kung fu lessons?
You look like a janitor.
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My job as janitor is only temporary.
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I’m a postgraduate student.
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Postgraduate student?
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I’m trying to develop
an effective method. . .
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of promoting Shaolin kung fu.
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Here's my card.
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Authentic Shaolin school.
Mighty Steel Leg.
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Look! l know what I’m talking about.
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l don't need kung fu.
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I’m more of an intellectual.
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lt doesn't matter.
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Look at this woman.
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Yeah, she's sexy. So what?
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No.
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Watch this!
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lf she knew Shaolin kung fu. . .
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she wouldn't have fallen.
Get me?
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Shaolin kung fu
can work for everyone!
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Excuse me!
Do you want to learn kung fu?
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Are you crazy?
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Look over there.
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lf she had studied Shaolin lron Hand
parking would be much easier.
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Kung fu is wonderful.
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- Excuse me, do you want to learn-
- Here. Get lost.
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Hey, you should share that with me.
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Let's not fight. See that guy?
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What are you doing?
You're way too slow.
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That's it! You're fired !
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- I’m sorry.
- Get lost!
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lf he knew Shaolin Flying Sword. . .
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he'd still have a job!
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You think Shaolin
is the answer to everything.
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There is nothing more powerful.
All kung fu derives from it.
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People have the wrong idea
about kung fu.
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lt isn't really about fighting.
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Kung fu is a complete way of life.
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I’m looking for a good way
to show people. . .
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how it can make their lives better.
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- Enough already!
- But-
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l have important things to do.
I’ve heard enough.
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Please seize this opportunity!
Cripples can still learn kung fu.
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Who are you calling a cripple!
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This leg has kicked hundreds of goals.
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I’m sorry!
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Do you know who you're talking to?
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I’m the famous Golden Leg.
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You're. . .
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just a bum !
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- You think I’m impressed?
- Get these cans out of here.
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- Okay.
- Right away.
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Cheap trick.
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Get lost.
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Excuse me!
Can you help me move this?
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No problem !
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Your leg's amazing !
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Twenty cents!
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Only twenty cents?
How about an advance?
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No way! Get lost.
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SWEET BUNS
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Mui, ten steamed buns please!
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Using Tai Chi kung fu to make
steamed buns is a brilliant idea
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They look so sweet and tasty
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Your mastery is astonishing
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It shows in your every movement
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00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:08,132
What are you doing?
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00:16:08,258 --> 00:16:13,846
Singing is the best way for me
to express my greatest esteem.
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00:16:15,099 --> 00:16:17,558
Wow, what a beauty!
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I’m not beautiful.
Don't laugh at me!
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l bet the steamed buns are wonderful.
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Delicious!
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00:16:30,948 --> 00:16:33,741
Was that Shifting Bodies
and Transposing Shadows?
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00:16:33,867 --> 00:16:37,662
No, it's Shove A Thousand Cattle
with Four Tails.
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Right!
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That's why the buns
are so tender, yet firm.
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Sixty cents each.
Two for a dollar.
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That much?
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They're worth every penny.
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This is all l have.
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- Can l pay tomorrow?
- No!
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Spoken with the grace and economy
of a true kung fu master.
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I’m a Shaolin master too.
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- Can l pay tomorrow?
- No!
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Okay!
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Here are some fine sneakers.
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I’ll give them to you,
if you let me have one more bun.
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- I’ll call the cops.
- Fine.
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Come on, give me a break.
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You're so beautiful.
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Shut up!
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Please stop singing.
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Just pay and get out of here.
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lf you want to sing,
do it on the mountain.
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Only crazy people sing here.
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l disagree with the young lady.
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Just because you sing out loud here
doesn't make you a lunatic.
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My name is Dynamite.
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My dream is to become
a great composer one day.
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This gentleman's song
is very creative and sincere.
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- Thank you !
- You're welcome!
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l also love to sing.
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When I’m inspired
l feel so passionate. . .
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l could explode.
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My dream is to become
a great choreographer.
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Let's go!
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Have you lost your mind?
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Stand straight! Put your hands down !
Get to work!
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Lunatics!
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What's going on here?
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l never should have gone
for a facial. . .
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and left the place in your hands!
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What do you want?
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Relax. We were just having fun.
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I’m here for the buns.
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What about my buns?
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Okay! Okay! Just a minute!
Did that bum pay?
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He did.
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These are disgusting.
Get rid of them !
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First Brother!
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Okay, okay. Keep working !
Clean everything !
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Are you sick, First Brother?
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I’ve got a bit of a hangover.
What do you want?
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- I’ve had a revelation.
- A revelation?
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How to promote kung fu
in a brand new way.
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Not again.
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Singing !
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You know we're great singers.
You can't deny it.
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- Leave me alone.
- We owe it to our teacher.
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He's dead.
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- It's worth a try.
- Forget it.
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l told you to be down-to-earth.
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There's an opening here.
You can clean toilets.
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Don't waste your life
chasing dreams.
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Without dreams,
we're no different than anchovies.
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You are an anchovy,
you shoeless small fry.
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- Why chase your dream?
- Why not.
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The fire in my heart
can't be easily extinguished.
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Why not? Just blow it out.
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00:21:42,926 --> 00:21:45,928
- But l can light it up again.
- Enough already!
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We both have our own lives.
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00:21:48,390 --> 00:21:52,018
Please don't bother me.
l have to work to support my family.
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You're just going to forget about
your lron Head after all that work?
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Never!
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l still practice my lron Head. . .
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every single day!
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Fei !
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Boss.
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You idiot!
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You forgot to book
a band for tonight.
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- Don't worry, l have an idea.
- Tell me.
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00:22:16,626 --> 00:22:19,962
Let's combine Shaolin kung fu
with singing and dancing.
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00:22:20,088 --> 00:22:22,548
- What kind of Shaolin kung fu?
- Observe.
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ls he good enough
to perform on stage?
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00:22:28,597 --> 00:22:31,682
- He's good enough.
- How about you?
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Me?
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Shit.
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How about your lron Head?
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lf you don't perform well,
I’ll kill you tomorrow.
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- Sure.
- First Big Brother, thank you.
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- Shaolin kung fu is great
- Really great
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- Shaolin kung fu is wonderful
- Wonderful
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- I'm Iron Head
- Iron Head
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- He's Mighty Steel Leg
- Mighty Steel Leg
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Be serious!
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- Shaolin kung fu is great
- Really great
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- Shaolin kung fu is wonderful
- Wonderful
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- I'm Mighty Steel Leg
- Mighty Steel Leg
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00:23:44,506 --> 00:23:46,924
He's Iron Head
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I’m choking.
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lt sounds like you're
strangling a cat.
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This song sucks.
240
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You sounded like a dying animal.
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00:24:30,343 --> 00:24:31,886
Who wrote that garbage?
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00:24:32,012 --> 00:24:34,013
- Yeah, who?
- Who?
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00:24:37,976 --> 00:24:43,314
Creative work is highly subjective,
so I’ll accept your criticism.
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But it's only
the beginning of the show.
245
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Wait until we show you why we're called
Mighty Steel Leg and lron Head.
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lron Head?
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00:24:50,822 --> 00:24:52,948
l told you the lyrics
were too intellectual.
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- I’m not lron Head. He's-
- lron Head?
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- Mighty Steel Leg !
- He's Mighty Steel Leg !
250
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That's your Mighty Steel Leg?
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- I’ll kill you.
- Mighty Steel Leg.
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I’m the real Mighty Steel Leg.
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- lron Head.
- Don't you understand?
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- He's the real-
- lron Head.
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00:25:16,181 --> 00:25:17,723
You're so stubborn.
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00:25:19,434 --> 00:25:21,602
Do you want to fight
with a customer?
257
00:25:24,272 --> 00:25:28,400
Thank you so much.
Happy hour went by fast.
258
00:25:28,527 --> 00:25:31,237
It's time for us to say
good night right now.
259
00:25:31,363 --> 00:25:34,156
Let's listen to some music.
260
00:25:34,282 --> 00:25:36,534
You crazy guy.
261
00:25:39,412 --> 00:25:43,415
- Let's see how much you can take.
- Thank you.
262
00:26:44,311 --> 00:26:45,853
You're a bum.
263
00:27:49,751 --> 00:27:51,418
Come on. Nothing to see.
264
00:27:53,296 --> 00:27:56,090
You want some more?
Sure you want to fight us all?
265
00:27:58,593 --> 00:28:01,470
l promised my master
I’d never fight.
266
00:28:02,138 --> 00:28:04,765
l told you he'd wimp out!
267
00:28:04,891 --> 00:28:07,393
But l expect an apology!
268
00:28:08,269 --> 00:28:11,397
An apology?
You should apologize to us!
269
00:28:30,083 --> 00:28:33,168
You said you wouldn't use
kung fu to fight.
270
00:28:43,179 --> 00:28:46,014
I’m not here to fight.
I’m here to play soccer.
271
00:28:53,565 --> 00:28:55,607
So much for your kung fu-
272
00:29:00,655 --> 00:29:03,615
Don't be such a baby. What?
273
00:29:39,861 --> 00:29:41,737
l give up. l apologize!
274
00:29:58,963 --> 00:30:01,048
Do you have any change?
275
00:30:02,175 --> 00:30:03,509
Yes.
276
00:30:06,387 --> 00:30:07,721
Thirty cents.
277
00:30:08,389 --> 00:30:10,557
- Are you stealing my money?
- Yes.
278
00:30:10,683 --> 00:30:12,851
- Was that Praying Mantis Style?
- Yes.
279
00:30:12,977 --> 00:30:15,187
You should learn Shaolin instead.
280
00:30:43,758 --> 00:30:47,678
Can l see your leg?
281
00:30:47,804 --> 00:30:51,181
l don't care.
Do what you want.
282
00:31:02,193 --> 00:31:04,695
It's the real deal.
283
00:31:11,286 --> 00:31:13,954
lt looks like an ordinary leg.
284
00:31:14,664 --> 00:31:17,249
It's Shaolin Mighty Steel Leg.
It's patented.
285
00:31:19,794 --> 00:31:21,962
You could use your kung fu
to play soccer.
286
00:31:24,299 --> 00:31:25,757
You think so?
287
00:31:25,884 --> 00:31:27,259
Yes, why not.
288
00:31:28,595 --> 00:31:29,678
Of course.
289
00:31:30,555 --> 00:31:33,140
That's a great idea. Kung fu soccer.
290
00:31:33,266 --> 00:31:36,935
Why didn't l think of that?
How do l go about it?
291
00:31:37,812 --> 00:31:39,688
You'll need my help.
292
00:31:39,814 --> 00:31:42,107
I’m Golden Leg, the soccer star.
293
00:31:42,233 --> 00:31:44,276
Now I’m a coach.
294
00:31:44,402 --> 00:31:47,029
- Great! You can teach me soccer.
- l don't know.
295
00:31:47,155 --> 00:31:49,072
It's a great idea.
296
00:31:49,198 --> 00:31:52,534
I’ll think about it!
297
00:31:52,660 --> 00:31:56,872
There's nothing to think about.
We should start right now!
298
00:31:57,540 --> 00:32:00,334
We've got nothing to lose.
299
00:32:04,422 --> 00:32:06,924
lt takes a lot of training.
300
00:32:07,050 --> 00:32:09,509
Let's do it! What do l need?
301
00:32:10,595 --> 00:32:12,471
A pair of shoes.
302
00:32:18,019 --> 00:32:20,520
Do you have the money for the buns?
303
00:32:20,647 --> 00:32:23,148
- No, but-
- l threw them out.
304
00:32:23,274 --> 00:32:24,566
Oh, my God !
305
00:32:24,692 --> 00:32:28,195
Those sneakers were a mess.
They were all worn out.
306
00:32:28,321 --> 00:32:29,738
l know, l know.
307
00:32:29,864 --> 00:32:34,409
lf my boss sees you,
she'll start yelling.
308
00:32:43,169 --> 00:32:46,546
l couldn't bring myself to toss them.
l fixed them instead.
309
00:33:11,489 --> 00:33:15,242
First Brother, what's wrong?
Are you okay?
310
00:33:17,328 --> 00:33:19,079
I’m fine.
311
00:33:20,873 --> 00:33:22,290
What do you want?
312
00:33:22,417 --> 00:33:25,752
l finally found a great way
to promote Shaolin kung fu.
313
00:33:26,838 --> 00:33:29,256
Soccer!
314
00:33:31,676 --> 00:33:33,135
Please leave me alone!
315
00:33:33,261 --> 00:33:36,096
You got me into a lot of trouble.
They demoted me.
316
00:33:36,222 --> 00:33:38,682
Now l have to clean the toilets.
317
00:33:38,808 --> 00:33:42,894
- But we'd be great.
- No! Absolutely not!
318
00:33:43,021 --> 00:33:46,690
lf you humiliate me again, my family
will commit suicide in front of you.
319
00:33:46,816 --> 00:33:49,359
Committing suicide
is not the answer.
320
00:33:49,485 --> 00:33:51,820
Be brave.
Believe in yourself.
321
00:33:51,946 --> 00:33:55,282
I’m a complete loser. Please!
Please don't ever come here again.
322
00:33:55,408 --> 00:33:58,910
lf you want to form a soccer team,
just ask the other brothers.
323
00:34:00,121 --> 00:34:02,831
Please, no more!
324
00:34:02,957 --> 00:34:04,791
Hopeless.
325
00:34:10,882 --> 00:34:12,340
Good morning, Fourth Brother.
326
00:34:12,467 --> 00:34:15,010
Good morning, Sing.
How are you?
327
00:34:15,136 --> 00:34:17,471
Let me introduce you
to a great guy. He's-
328
00:34:22,977 --> 00:34:25,187
Nice to meet you !
329
00:34:25,313 --> 00:34:26,563
I’m Fung.
330
00:34:26,689 --> 00:34:29,316
It's an honor to meet
such a great businessman.
331
00:34:29,442 --> 00:34:31,777
- He's got a lot of style.
- Fung is a soccer coach.
332
00:34:31,903 --> 00:34:33,195
Soccer coach !
333
00:34:33,321 --> 00:34:36,490
The world famous soccer coach.
334
00:34:36,616 --> 00:34:38,408
You play soccer with your legs, right?
335
00:34:38,534 --> 00:34:40,952
So, do you have a job for me?
336
00:34:41,079 --> 00:34:43,872
- l want you to join my soccer team.
- Soccer team?
337
00:34:43,998 --> 00:34:45,999
l haven't had a job in six months.
338
00:34:46,125 --> 00:34:49,086
You can use your Empty Hand
to be the goalkeeper.
339
00:34:49,212 --> 00:34:52,255
What's Empty Hand?
It's been so long.
340
00:34:52,381 --> 00:34:54,341
You know, l even forgot
when our master died.
341
00:34:54,467 --> 00:34:57,969
Listen. We're going to sign up
for the Supercup Tournament.
342
00:34:58,096 --> 00:35:00,305
The prize is one million dollars.
343
00:35:00,431 --> 00:35:03,141
Really? You must be the smart one.
344
00:35:03,267 --> 00:35:05,602
You see? You're dressed up.
345
00:35:05,728 --> 00:35:08,980
Our master taught us
that kung fu was sacred.
346
00:35:09,107 --> 00:35:12,234
Now, you have this crazy idea
to use Shaolin for soccer.
347
00:35:12,360 --> 00:35:13,527
Look.
348
00:35:13,653 --> 00:35:15,403
This is the group picture
of our master and brothers.
349
00:35:15,530 --> 00:35:17,739
l keep it under my pillow.
350
00:35:17,865 --> 00:35:19,699
Great! Let's sit down
to talk about the picture.
351
00:35:22,078 --> 00:35:24,913
I’ll call you.
Keep a spot open for me.
352
00:35:27,375 --> 00:35:31,419
Get lost! l really can't talk now.
My clients are waiting for me.
353
00:35:31,546 --> 00:35:33,880
I’m doing a million dollar deal.
Can you hear me?
354
00:35:34,006 --> 00:35:36,258
My driver's off today.
355
00:35:36,384 --> 00:35:40,554
l lent my car to a friend
and left my wallet in my office.
356
00:35:40,680 --> 00:35:43,390
l can't have lunch.
l never do.
357
00:35:43,516 --> 00:35:45,517
I’m late! Please leave me alone.
358
00:35:46,060 --> 00:35:50,272
Third Brother, you could use your
lron Shirt technique as a fullback-
359
00:35:50,398 --> 00:35:53,024
What's lron Shirt?
360
00:35:53,151 --> 00:35:55,777
Look. There are planes in the sky.
361
00:35:55,903 --> 00:35:57,737
There are computers everywhere.
362
00:35:57,864 --> 00:36:00,031
It's the 21 st century.
Please don't daydream.
363
00:36:00,158 --> 00:36:03,243
l think we should combine
kung fu with soccer.
364
00:36:03,369 --> 00:36:06,621
- We could win a lot of money.
- Are you crazy?
365
00:36:06,747 --> 00:36:10,584
There's no way I’m taking time off
to play soccer.
366
00:36:10,710 --> 00:36:12,919
Sorry, your odds are terrible.
367
00:36:13,045 --> 00:36:16,298
We don't know anything about soccer.
368
00:36:16,424 --> 00:36:18,175
And let's be honest.
369
00:36:18,301 --> 00:36:21,094
We wouldn't stand a chance.
370
00:36:21,220 --> 00:36:23,471
ln fact, the probability
of winning is 0% .
371
00:36:23,598 --> 00:36:25,849
- Proba-
- Probability.
372
00:36:25,975 --> 00:36:27,267
Watch.
373
00:36:27,393 --> 00:36:32,355
lf l toss a coin it will be heads
or it will be tails.
374
00:36:32,481 --> 00:36:37,319
The probability that we'd win is the
same as a coin landing on its edge.
375
00:36:37,445 --> 00:36:39,988
- Let me try!
- Get lost!
376
00:36:40,740 --> 00:36:43,241
I’m having lunch with a client!
377
00:36:43,367 --> 00:36:45,911
You said you never eat lunch.
378
00:36:46,662 --> 00:36:51,583
Time is money.
I’ve lost a lot just talking to you !
379
00:37:09,393 --> 00:37:12,229
He's Sixth Small Brother,
Weight Vest.
380
00:37:12,355 --> 00:37:14,439
This is the famous soccer coach, Fung.
381
00:37:16,108 --> 00:37:17,442
Fung, how are you?
382
00:37:18,778 --> 00:37:20,862
- Lead Weight?
- Shaolin Light Weight.
383
00:37:20,988 --> 00:37:22,697
Nice to meet you, Mr. Weight.
384
00:37:23,366 --> 00:37:25,617
Fifth Brother,
you want to play soccer?
385
00:37:25,743 --> 00:37:29,621
Yes. lf you use your
Light Weight skills as a winger. . .
386
00:37:29,747 --> 00:37:33,041
- our offense would be perfect.
- Are you sure?
387
00:37:33,167 --> 00:37:34,501
- Of course.
- Great.
388
00:37:34,627 --> 00:37:36,503
Do they sell diet pills here?
389
00:37:37,672 --> 00:37:39,130
It's useless.
390
00:37:39,257 --> 00:37:43,051
Ever since the virus got into my brain,
l just can't lose any weight.
391
00:37:43,177 --> 00:37:46,846
I’m no longer able to use
Shaolin kung fu Weight Vest. . .
392
00:37:46,973 --> 00:37:49,975
and l can't run anymore.
393
00:37:51,060 --> 00:37:53,728
Okay, you're a little overweight,
but it's not that important.
394
00:37:53,854 --> 00:37:55,855
Forget it.
395
00:37:57,024 --> 00:37:58,525
This was me.
396
00:38:00,444 --> 00:38:04,197
l can't even get a date
looking like this.
397
00:38:04,323 --> 00:38:06,283
You don't know what it's like.
398
00:38:06,409 --> 00:38:09,369
- l do. l can't get a date either.
- Really?
399
00:38:09,495 --> 00:38:11,746
I’ve read stories about your dates
in newspapers and magazines.
400
00:38:11,872 --> 00:38:14,666
- What kind of papers and magazines?
- I’m sorry.
401
00:38:15,584 --> 00:38:17,877
l can no longer control myself.
402
00:38:20,256 --> 00:38:21,923
Please leave me alone.
403
00:38:23,217 --> 00:38:24,884
Small Brother!
404
00:38:25,386 --> 00:38:28,388
Believe in yourself.
l know you can do it.
405
00:38:29,223 --> 00:38:31,141
Everyone calls me Lazy Pig now.
406
00:38:31,267 --> 00:38:33,685
You're the only one
who still calls me Small Brother.
407
00:38:36,731 --> 00:38:37,856
Thank you.
408
00:38:37,982 --> 00:38:40,942
Lazy Pig, get me that roll
of toilet paper.
409
00:38:44,905 --> 00:38:46,364
The red one.
410
00:39:08,888 --> 00:39:11,431
- Soccer?
- Yes, Second Brother!
411
00:39:11,557 --> 00:39:15,477
lf you use Hooking Leg
as a fullback, l think-
412
00:39:15,603 --> 00:39:17,729
- We'd be perfect!
- Right!
413
00:39:17,855 --> 00:39:20,732
You think l can still do Hooking Leg?
414
00:39:22,234 --> 00:39:23,985
You just need practice.
415
00:39:24,111 --> 00:39:26,613
Believe in yourself,
and you'll get it back fast.
416
00:39:26,739 --> 00:39:28,490
l doubt it.
417
00:39:28,616 --> 00:39:31,326
Why are you washing dishes?
418
00:39:31,452 --> 00:39:33,411
l thought you were a waiter.
419
00:39:33,537 --> 00:39:36,706
Why? There are so many whys.
420
00:39:36,832 --> 00:39:37,957
l don't know.
421
00:39:38,084 --> 00:39:40,251
Why isn't my dad the rich?
422
00:39:41,337 --> 00:39:44,547
Why am l going bald
even though I’m so handsome?
423
00:39:44,673 --> 00:39:47,133
Why aren't you going bald
since you're so ugly?
424
00:39:47,259 --> 00:39:51,679
Everyone else enjoyed their youth,
but l had to study Shaolin?
425
00:39:51,806 --> 00:39:55,350
Just to become a dishwasher?
To clean up after people?
426
00:39:56,852 --> 00:39:58,561
Calm down, Second Brother.
427
00:39:58,687 --> 00:40:00,897
You should try to enjoy life.
428
00:40:01,023 --> 00:40:05,527
Enjoy life? Stay here,
and I’ll enjoy killing you !
429
00:40:07,029 --> 00:40:08,696
Enjoy life?
430
00:40:10,157 --> 00:40:13,451
You call that toilet clean?
lt smells awful.
431
00:40:13,577 --> 00:40:17,330
lf it ever smells this bad again,
you'll clean it with your tongue.
432
00:40:56,954 --> 00:41:01,082
Your apartment looks great!
It's well furnished.
433
00:41:01,208 --> 00:41:03,585
l can't believe you work
as a janitor. . .
434
00:41:03,711 --> 00:41:07,881
but live in the penthouse
on the 59th floor.
435
00:41:08,007 --> 00:41:10,049
You've got good taste.
436
00:41:10,718 --> 00:41:16,055
This kind of apartment is so popular,
l can't even get one.
437
00:41:16,724 --> 00:41:21,561
The ventilation is okay.
It's just a bit noisy.
438
00:41:21,687 --> 00:41:24,522
Can l move in with you?
439
00:41:38,120 --> 00:41:42,415
Forget it.
Your brothers aren't coming.
440
00:41:42,541 --> 00:41:45,001
We can find other players.
441
00:41:45,127 --> 00:41:47,754
It's my fault.
I’m not persuasive enough.
442
00:41:48,756 --> 00:41:54,219
Not true.
You persuaded me, didn't you?
443
00:42:56,657 --> 00:42:58,866
We don't have much time. . .
444
00:42:58,993 --> 00:43:01,035
and you guys have a lot to learn.
445
00:43:01,161 --> 00:43:04,539
So listen up and work as a team.
446
00:43:04,665 --> 00:43:06,874
All right! Let's go!
447
00:43:14,091 --> 00:43:18,803
Sell all my shares.
Yes, all five of them !
448
00:43:18,929 --> 00:43:20,888
Don't laugh.
449
00:43:21,015 --> 00:43:22,932
Hold on, l have another call.
450
00:43:23,058 --> 00:43:25,226
It's coming down !
451
00:43:32,026 --> 00:43:34,319
You finally decided
to come back down, huh?
452
00:43:34,445 --> 00:43:36,279
We waited over an hour for you.
453
00:43:39,116 --> 00:43:41,576
- What are you doing?
- Playing soccer!
454
00:43:41,702 --> 00:43:43,536
The ball is over there!
455
00:43:50,252 --> 00:43:52,086
You ! Come here!
456
00:43:52,880 --> 00:43:55,256
Let me see you kick the ball.
457
00:43:55,382 --> 00:43:58,259
- The ball is over there.
- Yes. It's over there.
458
00:43:58,385 --> 00:44:01,554
How can you kick it
if you can't even find it?
459
00:44:03,098 --> 00:44:06,893
Now, there are four basic soccer drills:
pass, dribble, hold and shoot.
460
00:44:07,019 --> 00:44:08,895
- Coach !
- Shut up!
461
00:44:09,021 --> 00:44:11,189
Let's get started.
462
00:44:12,232 --> 00:44:13,900
Here.
463
00:44:16,570 --> 00:44:17,862
Hold it.
464
00:44:17,988 --> 00:44:21,032
Watch it. Concentrate.
465
00:44:24,870 --> 00:44:27,538
Don't lose it.
You can do better than that.
466
00:44:27,665 --> 00:44:30,083
Have you never seen a ball before?
467
00:44:30,959 --> 00:44:33,086
You play like an old woman.
468
00:44:34,129 --> 00:44:36,673
Fung, why can't l practice with them?
469
00:44:36,799 --> 00:44:40,760
Your leg is strong,
but you have no control.
470
00:44:40,886 --> 00:44:43,638
What if you kick the ball up
and hit a plane?
471
00:44:43,764 --> 00:44:46,516
- Ever thought of that?
- No.
472
00:44:46,642 --> 00:44:48,601
Small Brother.
l borrowed your eggs.
473
00:44:48,727 --> 00:44:49,811
What?
474
00:44:50,479 --> 00:44:53,731
lf you can kick an egg without
breaking it, you can play with us.
475
00:44:53,857 --> 00:44:55,400
No problem.
476
00:44:56,694 --> 00:44:59,112
See. It's not easy.
477
00:45:08,080 --> 00:45:10,581
Small Brother, stop it.
478
00:45:16,171 --> 00:45:18,673
Oh, my God ! My egg.
479
00:45:18,799 --> 00:45:20,508
I’ll get you another one.
480
00:45:20,634 --> 00:45:23,886
I’ll get you !
How could you do that!
481
00:45:24,012 --> 00:45:26,472
Concentrate.
482
00:45:30,018 --> 00:45:32,478
My egg !
483
00:45:48,245 --> 00:45:49,912
Yes! Yes!
484
00:45:54,042 --> 00:45:55,543
Go!
485
00:46:41,757 --> 00:46:43,758
Yes. Go!
486
00:47:03,445 --> 00:47:07,365
What are you doing?
How could you miss that one?
487
00:47:07,491 --> 00:47:10,368
Get it! Come on !
488
00:47:51,952 --> 00:47:56,455
- He's great.
- He could win a game by himself.
489
00:47:57,624 --> 00:48:01,627
No. lt takes teamwork to win.
490
00:48:11,346 --> 00:48:15,516
The game is 30 minutes,
with no breaks.
491
00:48:15,642 --> 00:48:18,144
We'll follow the standard rules.
I’ll referee.
492
00:48:18,270 --> 00:48:20,187
- Anyone object?
- Of course not.
493
00:48:20,314 --> 00:48:24,692
We're honored
to have Golden Leg referee.
494
00:48:24,818 --> 00:48:27,320
All of us are big fans.
495
00:48:27,988 --> 00:48:29,739
- This is Fung !
- Fung !
496
00:48:29,865 --> 00:48:31,490
Okay.
497
00:48:31,617 --> 00:48:36,704
Sing has already had
one run-in with your gang.
498
00:48:36,830 --> 00:48:41,542
Let's be civilized,
and just play a clean game.
499
00:48:41,668 --> 00:48:44,337
Their tidy uniform
and friendly faces. . .
500
00:48:44,463 --> 00:48:48,674
- indicate that they are sincere.
- Thank you.
501
00:48:52,220 --> 00:48:55,181
Relax. I’m a mechanic.
502
00:48:55,307 --> 00:48:58,059
l carry this with me
so l won't lose it.
503
00:48:58,185 --> 00:49:00,645
- I’m always on call.
- Yes, of course.
504
00:49:03,523 --> 00:49:06,943
As l said, I’m a mechanic. . .
505
00:49:07,069 --> 00:49:09,320
and that's why l carry a hammer.
506
00:49:09,446 --> 00:49:13,115
I’m familiar with
your team's unusual reputation.
507
00:49:13,241 --> 00:49:14,533
Don't worry.
508
00:49:14,660 --> 00:49:19,246
Oh, good. I’m glad
we understand each other.
509
00:49:19,373 --> 00:49:23,042
You better watch out.
Shake hands.
510
00:49:50,737 --> 00:49:51,946
I’m open !
511
00:51:49,564 --> 00:51:51,315
Third Brother!
512
00:52:18,343 --> 00:52:22,429
We're under attack.
Send reinforcements.
513
00:52:22,556 --> 00:52:24,390
We need reinforcements!
514
00:52:36,403 --> 00:52:37,736
Stand up.
515
00:52:39,739 --> 00:52:42,199
Get up! Stand up now!
516
00:52:43,451 --> 00:52:44,869
l said now!
517
00:52:46,246 --> 00:52:49,748
- What are you doing?
- They're killing us.
518
00:52:49,875 --> 00:52:51,876
What did you expect?
519
00:52:52,002 --> 00:52:55,713
You're going to let them
get away with this?
520
00:52:55,839 --> 00:52:57,840
You're ejected !
521
00:52:58,884 --> 00:53:00,718
Are you nuts?
522
00:53:03,763 --> 00:53:05,181
This is a test.
523
00:53:05,307 --> 00:53:08,684
lf you guys can't pass it,
you shouldn't even bother playing !
524
00:53:08,810 --> 00:53:12,271
We just want to play soccer,
not fight a war.
525
00:53:12,397 --> 00:53:15,441
Soccer is war.
You must learn that.
526
00:53:24,117 --> 00:53:29,580
l surrender!
527
00:53:40,967 --> 00:53:42,676
l surrender.
528
00:53:43,762 --> 00:53:46,680
You can't surrender.
We're still at war.
529
00:53:46,806 --> 00:53:48,682
We're not letting you go home.
530
00:53:51,686 --> 00:53:53,646
l can't take it anymore.
531
00:53:53,772 --> 00:53:57,775
We're not good enough
to play with you.
532
00:53:59,152 --> 00:54:01,320
Let me go to a doctor.
533
00:54:07,494 --> 00:54:09,495
Put this on your head.
534
00:54:10,705 --> 00:54:12,790
Look at you,
you look like a stray dog.
535
00:54:13,917 --> 00:54:17,378
Where's your dignity?
l don't ever want to see you again.
536
00:54:17,504 --> 00:54:19,964
Put it on your head
then you can go see a doctor.
537
00:54:31,184 --> 00:54:35,062
Yes, I’m a dog. l have no dignity.
538
00:54:36,064 --> 00:54:37,523
Give it to me.
539
00:55:11,433 --> 00:55:13,726
Now it's our turn.
540
00:55:14,728 --> 00:55:16,353
What?
541
00:55:16,479 --> 00:55:19,523
Their powers are back.
l can feel it.
542
00:57:32,615 --> 00:57:34,366
- Get your shoes ready!
- All right!
543
00:57:34,492 --> 00:57:35,492
The final attack!
544
00:58:07,275 --> 00:58:09,943
l can't believe l missed.
545
00:58:10,904 --> 00:58:12,404
Help!
546
00:58:13,239 --> 00:58:16,575
Thank you for helping us
get our kung fu back.
547
00:58:18,077 --> 00:58:20,412
I’m honored to have you back.
548
00:58:20,538 --> 00:58:22,206
It's our honor.
549
00:58:25,543 --> 00:58:26,835
Just a second.
550
00:58:26,961 --> 00:58:29,379
I’m the one who is honored.
551
00:58:30,423 --> 00:58:33,634
You're going to make me rich !
Thank you !
552
00:58:35,803 --> 00:58:36,929
We're sorry.
553
00:58:37,055 --> 00:58:39,515
Can we join your team?
Please give us a chance!
554
00:58:39,641 --> 00:58:40,974
Please!
555
00:59:56,759 --> 00:59:58,760
Not a bad kick.
556
00:59:58,886 --> 01:00:01,930
A bit more work
and Team Evil will be unbeatable.
557
01:00:08,354 --> 01:00:09,688
Who is this?
558
01:00:10,690 --> 01:00:12,316
The cripple?
559
01:00:12,442 --> 01:00:14,401
- What's wrong?
- I’m sorry!
560
01:00:14,527 --> 01:00:18,530
lf it's an open tournament,
why won't you let me sign up?
561
01:00:19,198 --> 01:00:21,491
Golden Leg !
What are you doing?
562
01:00:21,618 --> 01:00:22,951
- Hung !
- He-
563
01:00:23,077 --> 01:00:23,702
It's okay.
564
01:00:23,828 --> 01:00:26,246
Hung, my team wants to sign up.
565
01:00:26,372 --> 01:00:28,999
Anyone can sign up
for an open tournament.
566
01:00:29,125 --> 01:00:30,584
That's not how it works.
567
01:00:30,710 --> 01:00:32,294
I’m the chairman.
568
01:00:32,420 --> 01:00:34,504
l decide who signs up.
569
01:00:34,631 --> 01:00:36,590
- You get me?
- Yes.
570
01:00:36,716 --> 01:00:38,467
What's the name of your team?
571
01:00:38,593 --> 01:00:40,636
Come here.
572
01:00:40,762 --> 01:00:42,387
This is Hung.
573
01:00:42,513 --> 01:00:44,181
Hung !
574
01:00:59,197 --> 01:01:00,864
This is quite a team.
575
01:01:00,990 --> 01:01:02,783
I’ve gotta see them play.
576
01:01:02,909 --> 01:01:04,618
What's the name again?
577
01:01:04,744 --> 01:01:05,994
This is Shaolin-
578
01:01:06,120 --> 01:01:07,913
Okay.
579
01:01:08,039 --> 01:01:10,207
Go ahead and sign them up.
580
01:01:10,333 --> 01:01:12,793
I’ll even pay your application fee.
581
01:01:12,919 --> 01:01:14,795
- Thank you !
- Don't mention it.
582
01:01:14,921 --> 01:01:18,090
Cripple, you are my brother.
583
01:01:19,967 --> 01:01:21,968
My shoe is dirty again.
584
01:01:23,137 --> 01:01:25,097
White shoes get dirty a lot.
585
01:01:25,223 --> 01:01:26,264
So-
586
01:01:26,933 --> 01:01:28,392
I’ll clean it for you !
587
01:01:28,518 --> 01:01:30,769
I’m good at cleaning. Let me try.
588
01:01:31,521 --> 01:01:33,230
It's my duty.
589
01:01:33,356 --> 01:01:35,023
Let me try!
590
01:01:59,382 --> 01:02:00,382
Hi.
591
01:02:05,096 --> 01:02:07,806
What's going on?
592
01:02:13,229 --> 01:02:15,188
Where are we going?
593
01:02:15,314 --> 01:02:17,357
Why are you so quiet?
594
01:02:18,151 --> 01:02:20,360
l need to go home.
595
01:02:26,909 --> 01:02:30,662
- You're late.
- l won't be long.
596
01:03:02,737 --> 01:03:04,029
Try it on.
597
01:03:04,155 --> 01:03:06,573
No, l just want to see
the quality of it.
598
01:03:06,699 --> 01:03:07,991
Touch it.
599
01:03:08,117 --> 01:03:09,618
I’ll get it dirty.
600
01:03:09,744 --> 01:03:11,369
- Don't worry. Go ahead !
- No!
601
01:03:11,496 --> 01:03:13,914
- Touch it!
- No.
602
01:03:16,876 --> 01:03:19,628
- Like it?
- So smooth.
603
01:03:19,754 --> 01:03:23,423
- Want one?
- l touched it. That's enough.
604
01:03:24,842 --> 01:03:27,803
Tomorrow, I’m going to play
in a professional soccer game.
605
01:03:27,929 --> 01:03:29,304
Really?
606
01:03:29,430 --> 01:03:31,932
I’ll be famous.
607
01:03:32,809 --> 01:03:35,685
But if you hadn't fixed my shoes. . .
608
01:03:35,812 --> 01:03:37,896
none of this would've happened.
609
01:03:38,981 --> 01:03:40,941
You're very important to me.
610
01:03:42,777 --> 01:03:44,528
I’ll get you anything you want.
611
01:03:44,654 --> 01:03:46,738
I’ll have money soon.
612
01:03:50,284 --> 01:03:53,912
lf you become rich and famous,
please buy me sneakers.
613
01:03:54,580 --> 01:03:57,040
You deserve more!
614
01:03:57,166 --> 01:03:59,960
You should have more
confidence in yourself.
615
01:04:00,086 --> 01:04:03,338
You're such a beautiful girl,
and you're a kung fu master.
616
01:04:03,464 --> 01:04:05,090
You've got it all.
617
01:04:05,216 --> 01:04:08,343
You shouldn't let your hair
cover your face.
618
01:04:09,178 --> 01:04:10,804
Come on !
619
01:04:10,930 --> 01:04:12,889
- Come on. Look at me!
- No.
620
01:04:13,015 --> 01:04:14,933
Look at me!
621
01:04:16,477 --> 01:04:18,937
You're beautiful !
622
01:04:20,022 --> 01:04:21,439
Really?
623
01:04:21,566 --> 01:04:23,275
Sure.
624
01:04:28,865 --> 01:04:31,408
- ls that a fly?
- Yes, but l missed it.
625
01:04:32,368 --> 01:04:34,452
- Did you get it?
- l did.
626
01:04:34,579 --> 01:04:36,413
Sorry. l made your hand dirty.
627
01:04:36,539 --> 01:04:37,914
It's okay.
628
01:04:38,040 --> 01:04:40,125
You're such a beautiful girl.
629
01:04:42,461 --> 01:04:44,170
Do you know that?
630
01:04:44,297 --> 01:04:45,380
l guess.
631
01:04:45,506 --> 01:04:48,800
Thank you ! Thanks so much !
You sure you know?
632
01:04:51,387 --> 01:04:52,679
Where were you?
633
01:04:52,805 --> 01:04:55,891
l let you bring a girl here because
you promised to clean the floor.
634
01:04:56,017 --> 01:04:58,476
l will get punished
if you don't clean it.
635
01:04:58,603 --> 01:05:01,104
Go home. I’ll call you later.
636
01:05:07,445 --> 01:05:11,197
Remember: be confident.
You're the best.
637
01:05:16,329 --> 01:05:18,580
- l like your shirt.
- l like your socks.
638
01:05:18,706 --> 01:05:19,998
- Let's trade.
- Good.
639
01:05:20,124 --> 01:05:23,793
Guys, don't be nervous.
Just try to have fun.
640
01:05:23,920 --> 01:05:26,046
There'll be tons of reporters
and a big crowd.
641
01:05:26,172 --> 01:05:28,673
Try to smile for the photographers.
642
01:05:28,799 --> 01:05:31,927
Be sure to thank the fans.
643
01:05:32,053 --> 01:05:33,887
Thank you !
644
01:05:37,892 --> 01:05:40,852
Thanks for your support!
Thank you !
645
01:05:40,978 --> 01:05:43,563
- They're just janitors.
- They're still our audience.
646
01:05:43,689 --> 01:05:45,231
Thank you !
647
01:05:45,358 --> 01:05:47,192
Shut up!
648
01:05:48,444 --> 01:05:50,904
Where is everyone. You said-
649
01:05:51,030 --> 01:05:52,447
It's just the first round.
650
01:05:52,573 --> 01:05:55,200
We have to make it to the finals.
651
01:05:55,326 --> 01:05:58,745
- Great! Let's get to the finals!
- Shut up!
652
01:06:06,587 --> 01:06:08,713
Team Shaolin?
653
01:06:12,760 --> 01:06:14,260
Look at this guy.
654
01:06:18,140 --> 01:06:19,891
Look at that guy.
655
01:06:23,521 --> 01:06:25,105
What's wrong?
656
01:06:25,231 --> 01:06:26,898
No smoking?
657
01:06:41,205 --> 01:06:42,747
What happened?
658
01:06:44,125 --> 01:06:46,751
It's impossible. Just a trick.
659
01:06:55,136 --> 01:06:57,137
What's going on?
660
01:06:59,181 --> 01:07:01,474
Okay, it's a trick.
661
01:07:01,600 --> 01:07:03,685
Let's show them what we can do.
662
01:07:03,811 --> 01:07:04,811
All right!
663
01:07:08,024 --> 01:07:09,649
Oh, come on !
664
01:07:17,324 --> 01:07:21,327
Please play fair.
Give us a chance.
665
01:07:25,124 --> 01:07:26,958
Hung, it's for you.
666
01:07:30,796 --> 01:07:34,174
Your tricks don't scare me!
667
01:08:08,876 --> 01:08:11,711
What? Forty to zip?
668
01:08:21,514 --> 01:08:23,014
Yeah !
669
01:08:39,865 --> 01:08:42,200
lron Head scores!
670
01:09:17,319 --> 01:09:19,362
We bring the power of Shaolin
to soccer.
671
01:09:19,488 --> 01:09:22,282
Kung fu is great. It's wonderful !
672
01:09:22,950 --> 01:09:27,162
l want to say hi to my parents and
my Shaolin master, but they're all dead.
673
01:09:27,288 --> 01:09:29,038
l also want to say hi
to my friend, Mui.
674
01:09:29,165 --> 01:09:30,957
Mui, how are you?
675
01:09:31,083 --> 01:09:33,334
I’ll see you soon.
676
01:09:44,180 --> 01:09:46,139
Hi. Can l help you?
677
01:09:46,265 --> 01:09:48,349
- l want-
- l understand.
678
01:09:48,475 --> 01:09:50,476
I’ll take care of you.
679
01:09:59,278 --> 01:10:00,904
Show us something.
680
01:10:01,030 --> 01:10:02,864
Sure. Small Brother!
681
01:10:05,284 --> 01:10:06,618
Great!
682
01:10:07,286 --> 01:10:09,037
Can you show us more?
683
01:10:09,163 --> 01:10:10,496
Sure!
684
01:10:27,223 --> 01:10:29,057
Take it easy.
685
01:10:32,811 --> 01:10:38,566
My brothers, today we say good-bye
to our old lives and old shoes.
686
01:10:43,280 --> 01:10:45,782
- Hey, don't throw those around.
- Sorry.
687
01:10:53,874 --> 01:10:54,874
Mui?
688
01:10:55,542 --> 01:10:56,876
What's up?
689
01:10:58,128 --> 01:11:00,088
You look great tonight.
690
01:11:02,549 --> 01:11:03,508
Just a little.
691
01:11:03,634 --> 01:11:06,386
It's a big difference.
You're so heavily made up.
692
01:11:07,763 --> 01:11:09,055
So you think l look nice?
693
01:11:09,181 --> 01:11:12,600
l have big news for you.
We won the soccer match.
694
01:11:12,726 --> 01:11:16,104
l know. l saw you guys on TV.
695
01:11:16,230 --> 01:11:17,230
Congratulations.
696
01:11:18,274 --> 01:11:20,275
This is for you.
697
01:11:27,199 --> 01:11:28,116
Thank you.
698
01:11:28,242 --> 01:11:30,201
Let me introduce you to my friends.
699
01:11:31,245 --> 01:11:32,537
Nice outfit.
700
01:11:32,663 --> 01:11:35,415
Hey, let me introduce you guys
to a new friend.
701
01:11:35,541 --> 01:11:37,000
ls she a ghost?
702
01:11:37,126 --> 01:11:39,502
This is my friend.
703
01:11:39,628 --> 01:11:41,504
- Girlfriend?
- No.
704
01:11:41,630 --> 01:11:44,507
This is Mui, the Tai Chi Master
l told you guys about.
705
01:11:44,633 --> 01:11:47,218
- Oh, nice to meet you.
- Your girlfriend is quite unique.
706
01:11:47,344 --> 01:11:49,762
- Yes.
- That's great.
707
01:11:50,597 --> 01:11:53,099
I’ve never seen
shoulder pads so big.
708
01:11:53,225 --> 01:11:55,935
I’ve decided to start a new trend.
709
01:11:56,061 --> 01:11:57,979
See? It's fashionable.
710
01:11:59,273 --> 01:12:02,233
Don't walk around at night.
711
01:12:02,359 --> 01:12:03,985
It's quite scary.
712
01:12:04,111 --> 01:12:08,197
It's okay.
People will get used to it soon.
713
01:12:08,324 --> 01:12:11,326
lt will work pretty well in football.
714
01:12:11,452 --> 01:12:13,411
You want to borrow them?
715
01:12:14,330 --> 01:12:16,581
Stop it. It's not proper to talk
to a lady like this.
716
01:12:16,707 --> 01:12:19,167
It's okay, l can take it.
717
01:12:19,293 --> 01:12:22,628
Although she's a girl,
she has a great sense of humor.
718
01:12:24,298 --> 01:12:26,799
Mui, show us a sexy pose.
719
01:12:32,848 --> 01:12:34,932
Give us a kiss.
720
01:12:43,442 --> 01:12:44,942
- What's wrong?
- Don't touch me.
721
01:12:49,114 --> 01:12:50,448
Are you mad?
722
01:12:52,117 --> 01:12:55,828
- No, I’m not mad.
- Then-
723
01:13:02,586 --> 01:13:04,087
I’m sorry.
724
01:13:05,339 --> 01:13:06,923
We were just joking.
725
01:13:07,049 --> 01:13:09,384
l know you were just joking.
726
01:13:10,636 --> 01:13:12,553
I’m sorry,
l didn't mind at all-
727
01:13:12,679 --> 01:13:14,180
Don't be like this.
728
01:13:14,306 --> 01:13:16,391
Then why are you like this?
729
01:13:25,943 --> 01:13:27,735
Take your hand off me-
730
01:13:27,861 --> 01:13:29,195
Boss!
731
01:13:29,321 --> 01:13:31,072
What the hell are you doing?
732
01:13:31,198 --> 01:13:32,865
l was just out playing mah-jongg.
733
01:13:32,991 --> 01:13:36,744
Look at what you did to yourself?
You look like a ghost.
734
01:13:36,870 --> 01:13:39,038
Have you no shame?
You are such a disgrace.
735
01:13:39,164 --> 01:13:40,373
Hey, enough !
736
01:13:41,875 --> 01:13:44,752
Mui has the right
to dress how she wants.
737
01:13:44,878 --> 01:13:47,171
Can't you respect that?
738
01:13:47,297 --> 01:13:49,924
- l think she looks very nice today.
- Yes.
739
01:13:50,050 --> 01:13:52,218
- She looks great.
- Don't be mean to her.
740
01:13:54,513 --> 01:13:57,598
I’ll yell at her if l want to.
Who the hell are you guys?
741
01:13:58,559 --> 01:13:59,892
They are my friends.
742
01:14:03,605 --> 01:14:05,940
l agree with them completely.
743
01:14:08,902 --> 01:14:10,903
l think l look beautiful now.
744
01:14:12,197 --> 01:14:14,323
And l like the way l am.
745
01:14:16,368 --> 01:14:18,244
lf you don't like it. . .
746
01:14:18,954 --> 01:14:20,746
you can simply go away.
747
01:14:22,458 --> 01:14:24,750
Who do you think
you're talking to?
748
01:14:26,044 --> 01:14:27,879
I’m talking to you.
749
01:14:28,922 --> 01:14:31,048
You are a mean
and coldhearted boss.
750
01:14:31,175 --> 01:14:32,758
You're asking for it!
751
01:14:34,386 --> 01:14:37,263
How dare you hit me?
752
01:14:45,898 --> 01:14:49,108
l can't believe this.
Who do you think you are?
753
01:14:51,820 --> 01:14:55,198
l am who l am.
l am Mui.
754
01:14:55,324 --> 01:14:58,284
I’m gonna tell
your mother about this.
755
01:15:03,874 --> 01:15:05,416
Mui, well done!
756
01:15:05,542 --> 01:15:08,419
We were just joking earlier.
Please forgive us.
757
01:15:08,545 --> 01:15:12,507
We weren't laughing at you,
your sexy pose really was sexy.
758
01:15:16,470 --> 01:15:17,637
Really?
759
01:15:26,313 --> 01:15:27,855
Do you. . .
760
01:15:27,981 --> 01:15:30,233
like the way l look?
761
01:15:30,359 --> 01:15:31,442
Well-
762
01:15:31,568 --> 01:15:34,946
You certainly have more confidence.
763
01:15:41,995 --> 01:15:43,913
l want to tell you something.
764
01:15:44,039 --> 01:15:45,706
What?
765
01:15:46,875 --> 01:15:48,251
l like you.
766
01:15:48,377 --> 01:15:50,294
l like you too.
767
01:15:53,257 --> 01:15:55,675
ls this love?
768
01:15:59,263 --> 01:16:01,055
You-
769
01:16:01,181 --> 01:16:02,682
You're joking.
770
01:16:03,600 --> 01:16:07,311
No. I’m serious.
771
01:16:08,313 --> 01:16:10,356
Absolutely not. This is not love.
772
01:16:14,820 --> 01:16:17,196
We're friends forever.
773
01:16:18,615 --> 01:16:20,741
Don't you think we should be friends?
774
01:16:20,867 --> 01:16:22,660
It's fine.
775
01:16:29,876 --> 01:16:34,547
So you'll still come see me?
776
01:16:35,632 --> 01:16:38,217
l can still fix your shoes.
777
01:16:38,343 --> 01:16:42,054
No, thanks. l can buy new ones.
778
01:16:42,723 --> 01:16:45,433
Things have changed.
779
01:16:45,559 --> 01:16:48,185
l have to think about the future.
780
01:16:56,903 --> 01:16:58,779
Don't be like this.
781
01:16:59,823 --> 01:17:01,907
You're crying.
782
01:17:03,577 --> 01:17:05,411
Don't be that way.
783
01:17:17,507 --> 01:17:19,300
l understand.
784
01:17:20,719 --> 01:17:22,053
Sorry.
785
01:17:25,641 --> 01:17:28,893
- Congratulations!
- Sit with us.
786
01:17:29,019 --> 01:17:30,478
Cheers!
787
01:17:38,445 --> 01:17:40,529
lf we win this, we'll go to the finals.
788
01:17:40,656 --> 01:17:41,739
To the finals!
789
01:17:41,865 --> 01:17:44,283
- But don't underestimate our opponent.
- Underestimate our opponent!
790
01:17:48,246 --> 01:17:51,165
You don't have a chance.
791
01:17:51,291 --> 01:17:53,292
We haven't lost all year.
792
01:18:02,719 --> 01:18:04,261
How'd they do that?
793
01:18:04,388 --> 01:18:06,097
lt must be special effects.
794
01:19:25,719 --> 01:19:28,179
- Good morning, Hung.
- Good morning.
795
01:19:28,305 --> 01:19:29,764
Come here.
796
01:19:29,890 --> 01:19:32,183
You're a lucky guy.
797
01:19:32,309 --> 01:19:34,268
You're lucky to coach
such a great team.
798
01:19:34,394 --> 01:19:35,311
Thank you.
799
01:19:35,437 --> 01:19:38,898
lron Head and lron Shirt is practiced
as performance art on the street.
800
01:19:39,024 --> 01:19:41,066
It's amusing to see your team
use kung fu to play soccer. . .
801
01:19:41,193 --> 01:19:42,902
and make it to the finals.
802
01:19:43,028 --> 01:19:44,945
You did a good job.
803
01:19:45,071 --> 01:19:46,989
Don't waste our time.
804
01:19:48,617 --> 01:19:51,243
lf you forfeit the game
you can join my Evil Team.
805
01:19:53,079 --> 01:19:56,123
It's not a bad check this time.
806
01:19:56,249 --> 01:19:58,918
You can get the money
before you sign the deal.
807
01:19:59,753 --> 01:20:01,378
That's a lot of money.
808
01:20:01,505 --> 01:20:03,464
Enough to retire.
809
01:20:03,590 --> 01:20:06,550
Of course. We're like brothers.
810
01:20:06,676 --> 01:20:09,804
Thank you.
But l don't think l can accept it.
811
01:20:10,889 --> 01:20:13,724
What? Do you think
I’m trying to trick you?
812
01:20:13,850 --> 01:20:16,644
l think you've
put a great team together.
813
01:20:16,770 --> 01:20:18,687
I’d like you to come work for me.
814
01:20:18,814 --> 01:20:20,606
Don't get upset.
815
01:20:20,732 --> 01:20:23,400
Think about your future.
Forget about our past, okay?
816
01:20:24,319 --> 01:20:27,321
Hung, I’m not mad at you anymore.
817
01:20:27,989 --> 01:20:32,117
l know it was all my faults.
l can't blame anyone else.
818
01:20:33,870 --> 01:20:35,496
You're lying.
819
01:20:35,622 --> 01:20:38,457
l know you too well.
You're too greedy to pass this up.
820
01:20:41,253 --> 01:20:42,837
You're right.
821
01:20:43,588 --> 01:20:46,507
l am greedy.
My team is greedy too.
822
01:20:46,633 --> 01:20:49,134
But we don't care about the money.
823
01:20:49,261 --> 01:20:51,178
We care about the championship.
824
01:20:52,556 --> 01:20:53,806
See you on the soccer field.
825
01:21:28,842 --> 01:21:30,509
Pull over.
826
01:21:36,182 --> 01:21:38,517
- Mui !
- She's dead !
827
01:21:39,185 --> 01:21:40,853
How?
828
01:21:41,521 --> 01:21:43,898
- l killed her!
- lmpossible!
829
01:21:44,024 --> 01:21:47,651
Mui is a kung fu master.
You could never hurt her.
830
01:21:47,777 --> 01:21:49,820
What do you want?
831
01:21:49,946 --> 01:21:52,114
Revenge!
832
01:21:52,782 --> 01:21:54,992
Come on. lt was only a joke.
833
01:21:55,118 --> 01:21:57,703
She's still alive.
She just doesn't work here anymore.
834
01:21:58,788 --> 01:22:00,581
Why not?
835
01:22:00,707 --> 01:22:03,459
Well, we're famous for our
sweet steamed buns. . .
836
01:22:03,585 --> 01:22:06,545
and Mui made
the sweetest ones of all.
837
01:22:06,671 --> 01:22:10,591
But now they're salty and bitter.
She was ruining my business.
838
01:22:10,717 --> 01:22:12,009
There was salt in them?
839
01:22:12,135 --> 01:22:13,761
Yes.
840
01:22:13,887 --> 01:22:16,180
Now is there anything else
l can do for you, sir?
841
01:22:20,018 --> 01:22:22,019
No thanks.
842
01:23:26,543 --> 01:23:27,835
Hey!
843
01:23:28,420 --> 01:23:30,295
We've got a game to play!
844
01:25:08,520 --> 01:25:12,106
Will Team Evil
score a lot of goals today?
845
01:25:12,232 --> 01:25:14,775
Scoring goals is not
the only way to win.
846
01:25:15,985 --> 01:25:18,070
But make no mistake, we will win.
847
01:27:56,145 --> 01:27:57,437
No way!
848
01:28:01,985 --> 01:28:04,569
Those American drugs
work better than l expected.
849
01:28:26,259 --> 01:28:28,343
Actually, the referee, linesman. . .
850
01:28:28,469 --> 01:28:32,264
soccer association, soccer federation
and soccer committee. . .
851
01:28:32,390 --> 01:28:35,809
all stand on my side.
How can they possibly beat me?
852
01:29:08,843 --> 01:29:12,012
No problem !
853
01:29:14,057 --> 01:29:15,640
- You rule!
- Good job!
854
01:29:16,309 --> 01:29:17,351
You the man !
855
01:30:16,702 --> 01:30:20,539
Throw-in? Are you crazy?
856
01:30:20,665 --> 01:30:23,583
How can you call that a throw-in?
857
01:30:23,709 --> 01:30:26,211
Hung, are you here to fight
or play soccer?
858
01:30:26,963 --> 01:30:29,381
l should break their legs
like l broke yours!
859
01:30:29,507 --> 01:30:32,175
Then you'd have
a whole team of cripples!
860
01:30:32,301 --> 01:30:35,887
Cripples! Cripples!
At least you'd have company.
861
01:30:38,808 --> 01:30:41,017
I’m sorry. l should take a break.
862
01:30:41,144 --> 01:30:43,812
It's okay.
Your body may leave the field. . .
863
01:30:43,938 --> 01:30:46,440
but your spirit will stay behind.
864
01:31:03,708 --> 01:31:05,917
Get ready! It's my turn.
865
01:31:24,854 --> 01:31:26,229
Small Brother!
866
01:32:02,934 --> 01:32:05,810
Wake up! The clock already ran out.
867
01:32:12,818 --> 01:32:15,362
It's only halftime.
Their team is already badly injured.
868
01:32:15,488 --> 01:32:17,447
They won't be able to play
the second half. Go home!
869
01:32:17,573 --> 01:32:19,533
You won't be able
to finish the game.
870
01:32:19,659 --> 01:32:21,076
Boring.
871
01:32:21,202 --> 01:32:23,495
I’ll dance to provide
some entertainment.
872
01:32:23,621 --> 01:32:26,623
No, you're not going to dance.
l am !
873
01:32:31,754 --> 01:32:33,171
I’ve had enough.
874
01:32:49,564 --> 01:32:51,189
Break it up!
875
01:32:53,234 --> 01:32:55,235
You want me to eject someone?
876
01:32:56,195 --> 01:32:58,113
Who did that?
877
01:32:58,239 --> 01:32:59,781
Did anyone see?
878
01:33:01,033 --> 01:33:02,909
I’d like to see you do that
to my face!
879
01:33:03,786 --> 01:33:05,078
Gently.
880
01:33:05,204 --> 01:33:07,914
What kind of kung fu was that?
881
01:33:08,040 --> 01:33:11,459
l can't take much more!
882
01:33:12,587 --> 01:33:15,547
l knew they would play dirty.
883
01:33:15,673 --> 01:33:17,591
l just didn't think
they would play this dirty.
884
01:33:17,717 --> 01:33:19,467
They've never been this good.
885
01:33:19,594 --> 01:33:21,761
They must be cheating.
886
01:33:21,887 --> 01:33:23,430
Call the police.
887
01:33:23,556 --> 01:33:26,099
We just have to play harder.
888
01:33:26,225 --> 01:33:27,642
We can still win this!
889
01:33:27,768 --> 01:33:29,728
l forgot. l left the oven on !
890
01:33:29,854 --> 01:33:32,772
My wife needs me.
She's about to have a baby.
891
01:33:32,898 --> 01:33:36,192
Can't she wait until the game's over?
892
01:33:36,319 --> 01:33:38,153
But they're killing us!
893
01:33:38,279 --> 01:33:40,071
Please. I’m begging you.
894
01:33:40,197 --> 01:33:43,700
- I’m begging you too.
- Wait. Wait!
895
01:33:45,411 --> 01:33:48,413
Calm down.
896
01:33:48,539 --> 01:33:49,998
Calm down !
897
01:33:51,542 --> 01:33:54,377
He's right!
898
01:33:54,962 --> 01:33:58,173
We must pull together.
899
01:33:58,841 --> 01:34:00,634
We only have eight players left.
900
01:34:00,760 --> 01:34:04,679
lf one more is injured,
we have to forfeit.
901
01:34:04,805 --> 01:34:07,766
We'll have to show these guys
that we can block their killer kicks!
902
01:34:07,892 --> 01:34:10,644
That's easy for you to say.
You try blocking one of them.
903
01:34:10,770 --> 01:34:12,771
What are you talking about?
904
01:34:13,689 --> 01:34:15,148
Calm down.
905
01:34:15,274 --> 01:34:18,068
Calm down !
906
01:34:18,194 --> 01:34:19,944
Shut up.
907
01:34:26,285 --> 01:34:28,328
l wonder if l can block them.
908
01:34:44,762 --> 01:34:46,346
Shaolin Barricade Shield !
909
01:34:49,642 --> 01:34:50,850
Barricade?
910
01:34:53,938 --> 01:34:56,314
They can't even block one kick!
911
01:34:58,317 --> 01:34:59,943
- Are you okay?
- I’m fine.
912
01:35:39,650 --> 01:35:41,651
Chun, it's Tin.
913
01:35:43,446 --> 01:35:48,032
I’ve kept this secret for 20 years.
914
01:35:48,159 --> 01:35:50,994
l love you.
915
01:36:37,041 --> 01:36:38,792
Are we playing too dirty?
916
01:36:38,918 --> 01:36:41,836
- l don't think so.
- Really?
917
01:36:41,962 --> 01:36:43,755
Play even dirtier!
918
01:37:16,080 --> 01:37:18,289
Brothers! Go!
919
01:37:19,458 --> 01:37:20,333
What?
920
01:37:24,046 --> 01:37:26,089
Look out!
921
01:37:52,366 --> 01:37:53,658
Get it!
922
01:37:56,745 --> 01:37:57,996
l don't believe it.
923
01:38:23,731 --> 01:38:25,982
Get up! lf you're injured,
you forfeit!
924
01:38:27,067 --> 01:38:29,569
You're right. I’m fine.
925
01:38:34,575 --> 01:38:37,160
The game's almost over!
Use the special attack!
926
01:38:37,286 --> 01:38:39,037
Special attack?
927
01:39:11,236 --> 01:39:15,782
That's it. They're out of players.
We won !
928
01:39:22,039 --> 01:39:25,458
Team Shaolin,
l only see seven players.
929
01:39:25,584 --> 01:39:29,295
lf you don't have a substitute
you'll forfeit the game.
930
01:39:29,421 --> 01:39:31,422
Those are the rules.
931
01:39:36,929 --> 01:39:38,930
Any substitutes?
932
01:39:40,265 --> 01:39:42,642
Congratulations!
933
01:39:45,270 --> 01:39:47,063
I’m here.
934
01:39:47,189 --> 01:39:49,399
I’m their substitute.
935
01:39:49,525 --> 01:39:51,526
I’m a goalie.
936
01:39:57,574 --> 01:39:59,450
Why do you look like E.T.?
937
01:40:00,452 --> 01:40:03,121
You said l should
get rid of the hair in my eyes.
938
01:40:03,247 --> 01:40:04,414
What are you doing here?
939
01:40:04,540 --> 01:40:06,290
l want to help.
940
01:40:06,417 --> 01:40:08,167
How can you help?
941
01:40:08,293 --> 01:40:10,586
Phone home.
You don't belong on Earth.
942
01:40:10,713 --> 01:40:12,964
l really want to help.
Trust me.
943
01:40:13,090 --> 01:40:15,508
- Let me try.
- No way!
944
01:40:15,634 --> 01:40:18,845
Look. You can't play in those.
945
01:40:20,973 --> 01:40:22,640
Put these on.
946
01:41:07,978 --> 01:41:09,812
The other side.
947
01:41:21,950 --> 01:41:23,117
Go!
948
01:41:23,243 --> 01:41:24,702
All right!
949
01:41:39,968 --> 01:41:41,385
Watch out!
950
01:43:49,681 --> 01:43:54,393
What happened?
951
01:43:54,519 --> 01:43:57,396
- Boss, watch out!
- Don't touch me!
952
01:44:00,859 --> 01:44:06,030
Boss!
953
01:45:31,616 --> 01:45:36,120
Shaolin Team wins the championship.
954
01:45:38,332 --> 01:45:40,791
Evil Team's drug use leads to
permanent suspension.
955
01:45:40,917 --> 01:45:43,252
Coach Hung sentenced
to five years in jail.
956
01:46:58,870 --> 01:47:00,371
Wait.
957
01:47:00,497 --> 01:47:02,832
Stop the bus.
958
01:47:27,566 --> 01:47:30,734
Phone home.
You don't belong on Earth.
959
01:47:31,611 --> 01:47:34,029
I’m talking about thousands of dollars.
960
01:47:34,156 --> 01:47:36,949
You're a bunch of losers-
961
01:47:37,075 --> 01:47:38,951
Don't laugh.
962
01:47:39,077 --> 01:47:41,203
The grand prize is a lot of money.
963
01:47:45,125 --> 01:47:46,834
l can't get it out.
964
01:47:46,960 --> 01:47:49,962
I’m a postgraduate student.
965
01:47:50,088 --> 01:47:52,006
Postgraduate student?
966
01:47:52,132 --> 01:47:53,215
Let's start over.
967
01:47:53,341 --> 01:47:56,594
I’m a postgraduate student.
968
01:47:58,221 --> 01:48:00,264
- What's wrong?
- Don't touch me.
969
01:48:00,932 --> 01:48:01,974
Are you mad?
970
01:48:02,100 --> 01:48:04,602
No, I’m not mad.
971
01:48:10,775 --> 01:48:12,943
- What's wrong?
- Don't touch me.
972
01:48:13,778 --> 01:48:14,945
Are you mad?
973
01:48:15,071 --> 01:48:17,072
- I’m not mad.
- Then-
974
01:48:26,500 --> 01:48:28,834
l am begging you.
975
01:48:28,960 --> 01:48:31,629
Don't do this.
976
01:48:32,631 --> 01:48:34,882
You have to help me.
977
01:48:35,008 --> 01:48:37,009
Please, don't!
978
01:48:39,554 --> 01:48:41,472
It's great
979
01:48:41,598 --> 01:48:43,766
l don't know the lyrics. Sorry.
980
01:48:46,311 --> 01:48:47,978
Don't you dare!
981
01:48:54,110 --> 01:48:56,612
- They're just janitors.
- They're still our-
982
01:48:58,907 --> 01:49:01,867
l heard you have amazing legs.
983
01:49:04,120 --> 01:49:04,954
Cut!
984
01:49:05,080 --> 01:49:09,875
This is a crescent wrench.
It's for screwing-
985
01:49:10,001 --> 01:49:11,877
- Are you sure?
- You're so sick.
986
01:49:12,003 --> 01:49:14,672
My team is greedy too.
987
01:49:14,798 --> 01:49:17,383
But we don't care
about this plane ticket-
988
01:49:17,509 --> 01:49:19,218
Plane ticket?
Are you going somewhere?
989
01:49:43,326 --> 01:49:46,662
Chun, it's Tin.
990
01:49:47,414 --> 01:49:51,375
I’ve kept this secret for 20 years.
991
01:49:51,501 --> 01:49:54,086
l love you.
992
01:49:54,212 --> 01:49:56,672
This is not Chun.
This is Kung.
993
01:49:56,798 --> 01:49:58,841
Sorry, Kung.
994
01:49:58,967 --> 01:50:01,969
Please tell your wife
what l just told you.
995
01:50:06,969 --> 01:50:10,969
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