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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 20 00:01:43,392 --> 00:01:45,425 Whoo! 21 00:01:48,458 --> 00:01:50,091 Hey. 22 00:01:50,091 --> 00:01:52,192 You Look Good, Baby. Mm. 23 00:01:52,192 --> 00:01:53,759 I Could Treat You Right. 24 00:01:53,759 --> 00:01:56,492 You Know, I'm Crazy In Bed. 25 00:01:56,492 --> 00:02:00,058 I Can Lick My Shoulder Blades. 26 00:02:00,058 --> 00:02:03,091 I Love... That Song! 27 00:02:03,091 --> 00:02:05,258 Mm. Love It! 28 00:02:05,258 --> 00:02:08,091 You Got It On, Baby! 29 00:02:08,091 --> 00:02:10,759 I Got Nothin'. 30 00:02:10,759 --> 00:02:12,759 You Know What You Are, Mr. Nothin'? 31 00:02:12,759 --> 00:02:14,425 Mm? Poignant. 34 00:02:25,225 --> 00:02:27,158 Mmm. 35 00:02:27,158 --> 00:02:30,392 Well, Look At Us. 36 00:02:30,392 --> 00:02:32,492 Two Storms In A Port. 38 00:02:35,725 --> 00:02:38,258 I'm Greta. I'm Michael. 39 00:02:38,258 --> 00:02:40,258 I Just Got Here About An Hour Ago, 40 00:02:40,258 --> 00:02:41,592 Or Something Like That. 41 00:02:41,592 --> 00:02:43,492 I Don't Know Where I Am. 42 00:02:43,492 --> 00:02:46,425 Well, Nobody Knows Where They Are, Baby. 43 00:02:46,425 --> 00:02:48,158 Everybody's Just Faking It. 44 00:02:48,158 --> 00:02:49,592 Okay. 45 00:02:49,592 --> 00:02:52,125 Well, Since You're Asking, 46 00:02:52,125 --> 00:02:54,091 I've Quit My Life. 47 00:02:54,091 --> 00:02:56,559 I've Left It All Behind. 48 00:02:56,559 --> 00:02:58,392 Talk About It, Baby. 49 00:02:58,392 --> 00:03:01,458 Everything I Thought Was Reality 50 00:03:01,458 --> 00:03:03,392 Was A Fucking Lie. 51 00:03:03,392 --> 00:03:06,625 Including You. 52 00:03:06,625 --> 00:03:09,192 Yeah, I've Been There. 53 00:03:09,192 --> 00:03:10,759 Full-Time Resident. 54 00:03:10,759 --> 00:03:13,258 No, You Don't Want To Hear That. 55 00:03:13,258 --> 00:03:14,725 It's Gut-Wrenching. 56 00:03:16,692 --> 00:03:18,158 Wrench Away. 57 00:03:18,158 --> 00:03:19,991 Well... 58 00:03:21,991 --> 00:03:24,292 It All Began 59 00:03:24,292 --> 00:03:27,258 When We Were Humping In A Stretch Limo. 63 00:03:57,091 --> 00:03:59,058 Oh! 64 00:04:16,692 --> 00:04:18,392 Stretch Limo? 65 00:04:18,392 --> 00:04:20,525 Cool Surprise. 66 00:04:20,525 --> 00:04:21,958 What's The Occasion? 67 00:04:21,958 --> 00:04:23,492 Hmm. Us. 68 00:04:23,492 --> 00:04:24,958 Oh. 70 00:04:27,392 --> 00:04:28,991 You're Scared Of Heights. 71 00:04:28,991 --> 00:04:30,225 What Are You Talking About? 72 00:04:30,225 --> 00:04:31,725 I Saw It In Your Eyes 73 00:04:31,725 --> 00:04:34,358 When We Were Driving Over That Bridge In San Pedro. 74 00:04:34,358 --> 00:04:36,458 Never Admit It, Do You? Being Scared? 75 00:04:36,458 --> 00:04:38,058 Having Doubts. 76 00:04:38,058 --> 00:04:40,158 Wondering Who You Can Count On And For How Long. 77 00:04:40,158 --> 00:04:42,958 My Ex-Shrink Told Me That We're All Scared Of Something. 78 00:04:42,958 --> 00:04:44,592 You Went To A Shrink? Why? 79 00:04:44,592 --> 00:04:47,692 I Will Tell You Sometime, When You Don't Expect It. 80 00:04:47,692 --> 00:04:49,358 It'll Be More Interesting That Way. 82 00:04:51,091 --> 00:04:53,325 What If I Told You I'm Scared Of Myself... 83 00:04:53,325 --> 00:04:54,525 When I'm With You? 84 00:04:54,525 --> 00:04:57,325 Tell Me Something I Don't Know. 85 00:04:58,559 --> 00:05:00,991 So Have I Told You 86 00:05:00,991 --> 00:05:03,525 How Much I Love Your Cock Inside Of Me? 88 00:05:07,492 --> 00:05:09,991 I Don't Know Whether To Say Thanks 89 00:05:09,991 --> 00:05:11,759 Or To Feel Sexually Exploited. 90 00:05:11,759 --> 00:05:14,091 Thanks. 91 00:05:20,158 --> 00:05:22,625 What About You? 92 00:05:22,625 --> 00:05:25,091 What Are You Scared Of? 93 00:05:25,091 --> 00:05:27,492 I Don't Know. Control, I Guess. 94 00:05:27,492 --> 00:05:29,225 Losing It Or Having Too Much? 95 00:05:29,225 --> 00:05:31,625 They're The Same Thing, Aren't They? 96 00:05:34,692 --> 00:05:36,125 No. No. 97 00:05:36,125 --> 00:05:38,592 No. No. No. 98 00:05:41,725 --> 00:05:44,192 Kimberly Is Wearing Our French Bra And Panties, 99 00:05:44,192 --> 00:05:47,958 Made From A Delicious, Absorbent Cotton/Silk Blend. 100 00:05:47,958 --> 00:05:51,091 My God, Michael. This Is Beyond Arousing. 101 00:05:51,091 --> 00:05:54,192 Random Hotties Spilling Out Into Our Corridor. 102 00:05:54,192 --> 00:05:57,958 My Dick Is Fighting To Get Out Like Some Crazed Rodeo Animal. 103 00:05:57,958 --> 00:06:01,358 Quiet. Alana's An Important Client. 104 00:06:01,358 --> 00:06:03,425 Don't Do Anything Stupid. Right. 105 00:06:05,225 --> 00:06:08,091 How Absorbent Do You Suppose That Cotton Is? 106 00:06:08,091 --> 00:06:11,659 Do You Think I Could Use It To Make A Little Cup Of Tea? 107 00:06:11,659 --> 00:06:13,125 Down, Boy. 108 00:06:13,125 --> 00:06:14,559 And Roxie Is Wearing 109 00:06:14,559 --> 00:06:17,425 Our Latest Design From The Vulnerable Collection. 110 00:06:17,425 --> 00:06:18,958 It's So Sheer. 111 00:06:18,958 --> 00:06:20,559 It's Like Being Naked. 112 00:06:20,559 --> 00:06:22,358 Marvelous. 113 00:06:22,358 --> 00:06:25,091 You Can Never Overdo Naked. That's My Motto. 114 00:06:26,325 --> 00:06:30,058 What's Your Guess? Quiet. 115 00:06:30,058 --> 00:06:33,125 What's Going On Underneath Alana's Power Suit? 116 00:06:33,125 --> 00:06:37,025 Winterized Or Terra Shave-A? 118 00:06:45,392 --> 00:06:47,625 Whoo! 119 00:06:47,625 --> 00:06:50,991 Ride 'Em, Cowgirl! Whoo! 120 00:06:50,991 --> 00:06:52,991 Oh, Yes! Faster! Harder! 122 00:06:54,659 --> 00:06:57,325 Whoo! Oh, My God! 123 00:06:57,325 --> 00:06:59,392 Oh, Yes. 124 00:07:01,091 --> 00:07:04,425 Hmm. A Fabulous Collection, Alana. 125 00:07:04,425 --> 00:07:07,292 The State-Of-The-Art Factory You Opened Up In Thailand 126 00:07:07,292 --> 00:07:08,991 Is Turning Up Top-Notch Work. 127 00:07:08,991 --> 00:07:10,492 And With The New Facility In Taiwan, 128 00:07:10,492 --> 00:07:13,225 We Make Them For Less And Ship Directly. 129 00:07:13,225 --> 00:07:15,725 Profits Doubled. Well, How About 130 00:07:15,725 --> 00:07:17,458 The Warning You Received From The Human Rights Commission? 131 00:07:17,458 --> 00:07:20,125 It's A Stickup. Extortion. Tell Them. 132 00:07:20,125 --> 00:07:21,991 The Report They're About To Release 133 00:07:21,991 --> 00:07:23,659 Says Your Dyes May Be Toxic 134 00:07:23,659 --> 00:07:26,258 And There Could Be Some Labor Exploitation Charges. 135 00:07:26,258 --> 00:07:28,392 Michael, I Need A Word With You. 136 00:07:31,559 --> 00:07:34,192 What Are You Doing Out There? 137 00:07:34,192 --> 00:07:36,158 This Deal Is Worth Millions To The Firm. 138 00:07:36,158 --> 00:07:38,058 I'm Trying To Have A Conscience, Arthur. 139 00:07:38,058 --> 00:07:39,991 Can This Law Firm Afford To Have A Conscience? 140 00:07:39,991 --> 00:07:42,625 Conscience Is A Subjective Term Here. 141 00:07:42,625 --> 00:07:45,192 Well, So Is Hypocrisy. You're Being Ridiculous. 142 00:07:45,192 --> 00:07:46,659 The Locals Are Getting Jobs They Never Would've Had 143 00:07:46,659 --> 00:07:48,458 If Alana Hadn't Built The Factory There. 144 00:07:48,458 --> 00:07:50,991 Not To Mention Asthmatic Working Conditions And Slave Wages. 145 00:07:50,991 --> 00:07:52,292 The World Isn't Perfect. 146 00:07:52,292 --> 00:07:55,392 Neither Is Alana Fisher. 147 00:07:55,392 --> 00:07:57,125 We Can't Represent Someone 148 00:07:57,125 --> 00:07:59,625 Who's Subjecting Workers To Those Conditions. 149 00:07:59,625 --> 00:08:02,058 What Are You Suggesting? 150 00:08:02,058 --> 00:08:03,525 We Drop Her As A Client. 151 00:08:03,525 --> 00:08:06,258 No, We're Not Doing That. 152 00:08:06,258 --> 00:08:08,192 Either She Goes Or I Do. 153 00:08:08,192 --> 00:08:10,425 Well, She Isn't Going, And Neither Are You. 154 00:08:10,425 --> 00:08:12,325 Really? 155 00:08:12,325 --> 00:08:13,692 Watch. 156 00:08:20,458 --> 00:08:22,025 You All Right, Arthur? 157 00:08:22,025 --> 00:08:24,158 He Just Quit. 158 00:08:24,158 --> 00:08:26,659 Fix It. 160 00:08:34,125 --> 00:08:36,325 Michael, I Wish I Had Your Ethics. 161 00:08:36,325 --> 00:08:37,659 You Wish You Had Anyone's Ethics. 162 00:08:37,659 --> 00:08:40,125 Point Taken. But Don't Forget. 163 00:08:40,125 --> 00:08:43,692 A Lawyer With Too Much Conscience Can't Do His Job. 165 00:08:45,525 --> 00:08:47,058 Where'd You Graduate From, The Dick Cheney Law School? 166 00:08:47,058 --> 00:08:50,058 Oh, Michael. Be Practical. 167 00:08:50,058 --> 00:08:52,692 Don't Work On The Account, But Don't Quit. 168 00:08:52,692 --> 00:08:54,991 Pass. 169 00:08:54,991 --> 00:08:57,425 What's Really Eating You? 170 00:08:57,425 --> 00:08:58,991 Me. 171 00:09:03,492 --> 00:09:06,525 Ignoring Your Instincts Is A Big Mistake. 172 00:09:06,525 --> 00:09:10,458 We All Have That Voice Inside Us That Only We Can Hear-- 173 00:09:10,458 --> 00:09:13,425 The One That's Incapable Of Bullshit. 174 00:09:13,425 --> 00:09:16,559 Even If We Ignore It, It Waits Until We're Sleeping. 175 00:09:16,559 --> 00:09:18,525 We Call It 'Em Dreams. 176 00:09:18,525 --> 00:09:20,425 They're Actually Memos From Our Unconscious 177 00:09:20,425 --> 00:09:23,192 Trying To Save Our Stupid Ass. 178 00:09:23,192 --> 00:09:25,292 I Worked Hard To Make My Marriage Work 179 00:09:25,292 --> 00:09:29,058 With My Third Husband, Taylor. 180 00:09:29,058 --> 00:09:31,458 The Voice Knew Taylor Liked Men, 181 00:09:31,458 --> 00:09:33,991 Even Though I Denied It. 182 00:09:33,991 --> 00:09:36,258 Well, The Voice Was Right, 183 00:09:36,258 --> 00:09:37,991 And I Finally Believed It. 184 00:09:37,991 --> 00:09:42,392 And Taylor Ran Off With An Acrobat From Blue Man Group. 185 00:09:42,392 --> 00:09:45,625 They Say What Draws Two People Together Is... 186 00:09:45,625 --> 00:09:47,958 Is Always What Pushes Them Apart. 189 00:09:52,392 --> 00:09:54,058 Oh, That Turned Out Good. 190 00:09:54,058 --> 00:09:55,559 Thank You, Mario Batali. 191 00:09:55,559 --> 00:09:58,358 Phenomenal. Thank You... 192 00:09:58,358 --> 00:10:01,258 For Coming Over And Making Dinner. 193 00:10:01,258 --> 00:10:03,325 Oh, And I Have Something 194 00:10:03,325 --> 00:10:05,492 For You. 195 00:10:07,592 --> 00:10:09,958 Happy Third Anniversary. 197 00:10:21,492 --> 00:10:23,158 I Can't Accept This. 198 00:10:23,158 --> 00:10:24,958 Ah. 201 00:11:05,325 --> 00:11:07,058 What, You Tell Me In A Card? 202 00:11:07,058 --> 00:11:10,125 You Didn't Even Have The Decency To Text Me? 203 00:11:10,125 --> 00:11:14,225 I'm Not Good At This, Michael. 204 00:11:14,225 --> 00:11:15,759 This Has Been Torturing Me. 205 00:11:15,759 --> 00:11:18,125 Well, You Could've Fooled Me. In Fact, You Did. 206 00:11:18,125 --> 00:11:21,659 I Didn't See This Coming. 207 00:11:21,659 --> 00:11:25,991 Casey Is That Singer That I Met At The Conference In Denver. 208 00:11:25,991 --> 00:11:27,425 Conference? The One Who Gave Me "The Secret." 209 00:11:27,425 --> 00:11:29,692 Wait. Whoa, Whoa, Whoa. The--"The Secret"? 210 00:11:29,692 --> 00:11:32,192 That Stupid Book About How We Create Our Own Fate? 211 00:11:32,192 --> 00:11:33,559 And Who Is This Casey? 212 00:11:33,559 --> 00:11:35,592 I've Mentioned Casey Several Times. 213 00:11:35,592 --> 00:11:37,425 You Just Weren't Listening, 214 00:11:37,425 --> 00:11:38,725 Like Always. 216 00:11:40,958 --> 00:11:42,592 I Knew You'd Take This Badly. 217 00:11:42,592 --> 00:11:44,559 No. No, No, No. Not At All. 218 00:11:44,559 --> 00:11:46,692 Rejection, Reprisal-- What A Perfect Evening. 219 00:11:46,692 --> 00:11:49,058 Did You Poison My Food, Too? 220 00:11:49,058 --> 00:11:50,592 I'm Not Leaving You For Casey. 221 00:11:52,091 --> 00:11:54,592 I'm Leaving You For Myself. 222 00:11:54,592 --> 00:11:58,325 Well, I Hope You And Yourself Are Very Happy. 224 00:12:02,325 --> 00:12:04,225 Michael, I've Spent A Lifetime 225 00:12:04,225 --> 00:12:06,325 Compromising For The Men In My Life, 226 00:12:06,325 --> 00:12:08,091 Starting With My Dad. 227 00:12:08,091 --> 00:12:10,759 Casey Doesn't Require That. 228 00:12:10,759 --> 00:12:12,458 She's An Artist. 229 00:12:12,458 --> 00:12:15,659 She's--She's Not So Cerebral Like You And Dad. 230 00:12:15,659 --> 00:12:17,425 I've Had Too Much Of That In My Life. 231 00:12:17,425 --> 00:12:18,991 Whoa, Whoa, Whoa. 232 00:12:18,991 --> 00:12:21,625 Uh, Did You Say "She?" As In Vagina? 233 00:12:21,625 --> 00:12:24,058 She Said You'd Say Something Like That. 234 00:12:24,058 --> 00:12:25,258 Well, It's Fate. 235 00:12:25,258 --> 00:12:27,458 She Probably Read "The Secret." 236 00:12:27,458 --> 00:12:31,258 Okay, The Point Is That Gender Doesn't Enter Into This. 237 00:12:31,258 --> 00:12:33,025 I Guess She Won't Either. 238 00:12:33,025 --> 00:12:36,292 Okay, Stop It. My Relationship With Casey Is Not Sexual, Okay? 239 00:12:36,292 --> 00:12:38,258 We Are Not Lesbians. 240 00:12:38,258 --> 00:12:42,325 We Are Two Women Who Share A Very Deep Emotional Bond. 241 00:12:42,325 --> 00:12:45,091 Oh, Sure. I Get It. It's Like Mick Jagger And Keith Richards. 242 00:12:45,091 --> 00:12:48,192 I'm Sorry For Hurting You, Michael. 243 00:12:48,192 --> 00:12:50,325 I Think You Should Know 244 00:12:50,325 --> 00:12:53,725 That Casey And I Are Leaving For Kauai Tomorrow. 245 00:12:56,458 --> 00:12:58,659 Kauai? 246 00:13:04,091 --> 00:13:06,292 That's A Terrible Idea. 248 00:13:10,192 --> 00:13:11,559 Mm. 250 00:13:14,492 --> 00:13:16,425 Wait, Isn't Kauai Where We First Vacationed? 251 00:13:16,425 --> 00:13:19,925 Or Am I Just Spiraling Into Sentimental Tragedy? 252 00:13:19,925 --> 00:13:21,525 Michael, You Are Priceless To Me. 253 00:13:21,525 --> 00:13:23,058 Don't You Know That? 254 00:13:23,058 --> 00:13:24,592 No, Not Really. 255 00:13:24,592 --> 00:13:26,058 Some Part Of You Must Be Relieved. 256 00:13:26,058 --> 00:13:27,458 Which Part Did You Have In Mind? 257 00:13:27,458 --> 00:13:29,192 We Both Know 258 00:13:29,192 --> 00:13:31,525 That Our Hearts Haven't Been Into This Relationship 259 00:13:31,525 --> 00:13:33,025 For Quite A While. 260 00:13:36,559 --> 00:13:39,991 You're Right. 261 00:13:39,991 --> 00:13:41,692 We Have Never Been Truly Intimate. 262 00:13:43,292 --> 00:13:46,692 But That's What Made Us Compatible. 263 00:13:46,692 --> 00:13:48,225 See? 264 00:13:48,225 --> 00:13:50,125 We Do Create Our Own Fate. 265 00:13:52,192 --> 00:13:54,492 We Don't Know. We Think We Do, But We Don't, 266 00:13:54,492 --> 00:13:58,492 And That Is What Makes Life So Mysterious. 267 00:13:58,492 --> 00:14:01,292 What We Can't Quite Touch 268 00:14:01,292 --> 00:14:04,425 Is What Always Touches Us Most Deeply. 269 00:14:04,425 --> 00:14:07,358 This Is Something That I Wrote 270 00:14:07,358 --> 00:14:09,625 For A New Friend Of Mine, 271 00:14:09,625 --> 00:14:12,659 And It's Called "Touch." 274 00:14:25,192 --> 00:14:27,991 You're Wrong, Okay? 275 00:14:27,991 --> 00:14:30,292 She Didn't Dump Me For Some Poetic Dyke. 276 00:14:30,292 --> 00:14:32,559 She'll Be Back. 277 00:14:32,559 --> 00:14:34,358 She'll Do What She Has To Do, 278 00:14:34,358 --> 00:14:37,958 And She'll Be Back, And We'll See Where We Stand. 279 00:14:37,958 --> 00:14:40,258 Okay, Can I Tell You Where You're Gonna Be Standing? 280 00:14:40,258 --> 00:14:42,458 Over Her And Her New Girlfriend, 281 00:14:42,458 --> 00:14:45,292 Watching Them Use Each Other As Tongue Depressors. Jeez. 282 00:14:45,292 --> 00:14:47,525 Take Everything Right Into The Basement, Why Don't You? 283 00:14:47,525 --> 00:14:49,659 Oh, I'm Sorry. Did I Offend You, St. Thomas Aquinas? 284 00:14:49,659 --> 00:14:52,458 Oh, Excuse Me, 285 00:14:52,458 --> 00:14:54,592 But, Uh, Weren't You The One Who Was Banging The Cop 286 00:14:54,592 --> 00:14:57,425 While Still Engaged, Technically, To Jocelyn? 287 00:14:57,425 --> 00:14:59,292 I Mean, Come On. 288 00:14:59,292 --> 00:15:00,492 Did You Really Think You Were Gonna Get Away With That Shit? 289 00:15:00,492 --> 00:15:03,158 I Did. You're Delusional. 290 00:15:03,158 --> 00:15:05,192 She Let You Think You Were Getting Away With It. 291 00:15:05,192 --> 00:15:06,392 It's A Girl Trick. 292 00:15:06,392 --> 00:15:08,991 You Really Think She Knew? 293 00:15:08,991 --> 00:15:11,192 Okay. Let Me Take A Wild Guess Here. Let's See. 294 00:15:11,192 --> 00:15:15,392 Uh, After Jocelyn Finished Working You Over, 295 00:15:15,392 --> 00:15:17,258 You Went To See The Cop 296 00:15:17,258 --> 00:15:20,025 'Cause You Were Feeling So Tragic. 298 00:15:22,492 --> 00:15:23,692 Come In. 300 00:15:26,058 --> 00:15:27,559 Hey. 301 00:15:27,559 --> 00:15:30,258 What's Going On? 302 00:15:30,258 --> 00:15:32,958 You Name It. 303 00:15:32,958 --> 00:15:34,559 You Don't Look So Hot. 304 00:15:34,559 --> 00:15:37,125 Well, I'm A Man Without A Country. 305 00:15:37,125 --> 00:15:38,692 I Quit My Job Today. 306 00:15:38,692 --> 00:15:41,958 Welcome To The Human Race! 307 00:15:41,958 --> 00:15:43,692 You Think I'll Be Accepted? 308 00:15:43,692 --> 00:15:46,091 Oh. 309 00:15:46,091 --> 00:15:47,991 Mm. 310 00:15:47,991 --> 00:15:49,325 What's That For? 311 00:15:49,325 --> 00:15:51,325 For Coming To Me. 315 00:16:33,025 --> 00:16:36,192 Oh, My God! 316 00:16:36,192 --> 00:16:38,958 Oh! Oh, My God! 317 00:16:38,958 --> 00:16:40,958 Oh, Baby! Oh! 318 00:16:40,958 --> 00:16:42,225 Oh, My God. 321 00:16:56,125 --> 00:16:59,225 Oh! 323 00:17:00,492 --> 00:17:02,192 What? 324 00:17:02,192 --> 00:17:03,625 I Was Wrong. 325 00:17:03,625 --> 00:17:07,025 You're Not Afraid Of Heights. 329 00:17:28,592 --> 00:17:31,192 You Look... 330 00:17:32,458 --> 00:17:34,058 I Like That. 331 00:17:34,058 --> 00:17:36,958 Alana, What Are You Doing? Celebrating Victory. 332 00:17:36,958 --> 00:17:38,225 Whose? 333 00:17:38,225 --> 00:17:40,392 Yours... Meaning Mine. 334 00:17:40,392 --> 00:17:42,058 What Did We Win? 335 00:17:42,058 --> 00:17:43,659 Dignity. 336 00:17:43,659 --> 00:17:46,192 When I Heard That You Quit Because Of Your Conscience, 337 00:17:46,192 --> 00:17:47,559 I Was Floored. 338 00:17:47,559 --> 00:17:49,692 You Helped Me To See What I Was Doing. 339 00:17:49,692 --> 00:17:51,991 Yeah, Exploiting The Shit Out Of Those People. 340 00:17:51,991 --> 00:17:53,659 Mm, Pretty Much. 341 00:17:53,659 --> 00:17:56,492 So I'm Building A School And A Hospital At The Factory. 342 00:17:56,492 --> 00:17:57,725 I'm Proud Of You. 343 00:17:57,725 --> 00:17:59,158 I'm Proud Of Me. 344 00:17:59,158 --> 00:18:02,492 Now Pop The Dom. I Need To Pee. 345 00:18:15,358 --> 00:18:16,891 All Set. 346 00:18:16,891 --> 00:18:20,091 Me, Too. 347 00:18:25,592 --> 00:18:28,025 Now... 348 00:18:28,025 --> 00:18:30,325 For The Real... 349 00:18:30,325 --> 00:18:32,091 Celebration. 350 00:18:32,091 --> 00:18:33,659 No. No! 351 00:18:33,659 --> 00:18:35,991 Fucker! That's My Champagne! 353 00:18:37,991 --> 00:18:39,592 That Was The Final Straw. 354 00:18:39,592 --> 00:18:42,125 I Drank The Entire Bottle Of Champagne On The Way Out Here. 355 00:18:42,125 --> 00:18:45,058 You Know, I Don't Get It-- You. 356 00:18:45,058 --> 00:18:47,958 I Mean, What Are All These Chicks Seeing That I'm Not? 357 00:18:47,958 --> 00:18:49,258 That's A Good Question. 358 00:18:49,258 --> 00:18:50,492 Mm. 359 00:18:50,492 --> 00:18:52,025 Really? 360 00:18:52,025 --> 00:18:53,458 Again? 361 00:18:55,158 --> 00:18:56,425 Okay. 363 00:19:00,592 --> 00:19:04,559 Mm, Mister, I Think You Might Need To Go Home. 364 00:19:04,559 --> 00:19:06,158 I'm Never Going Home. 366 00:19:07,358 --> 00:19:09,158 I'm Starting Over. Mm-Hmm. 367 00:19:09,158 --> 00:19:12,392 From Here On In, I Live Anonymously. 368 00:19:12,392 --> 00:19:14,392 Mm. 369 00:19:14,392 --> 00:19:15,958 No One Knows Where I Am. 370 00:19:15,958 --> 00:19:17,425 What Are You Doing Here? 371 00:19:17,425 --> 00:19:19,625 And Don't Say "Dancing." 372 00:19:19,625 --> 00:19:21,058 This Must Be Liz. 373 00:19:21,058 --> 00:19:23,458 Liz! Say Hello To Greta. 374 00:19:23,458 --> 00:19:25,592 Hey, Greta. Has He Been A Bad Boy? 375 00:19:25,592 --> 00:19:27,292 No Such Luck. 376 00:19:27,292 --> 00:19:29,692 I'm Gonna Take Him Off Your Hands Now. 377 00:19:29,692 --> 00:19:32,091 Come On, Michael. Let's Go Walking. 378 00:19:32,091 --> 00:19:34,692 Mwah. How Did You Find Me? 379 00:19:34,692 --> 00:19:37,458 I'm A Cop-- The Original Googler. 380 00:19:37,458 --> 00:19:39,192 You're Scarier Than Shit. 381 00:19:39,192 --> 00:19:40,492 You Know Where I Am When I Don't. 382 00:19:40,492 --> 00:19:43,091 I Gotta Go. She Found Me. 383 00:19:43,091 --> 00:19:46,292 I've Been Waiting My Whole Life For Someone To Do That. 384 00:19:46,292 --> 00:19:49,025 Hey, Thanks For Being My Friend. 385 00:19:49,025 --> 00:19:52,058 You Were There Through Thick And Thin, The Darts, 386 00:19:52,058 --> 00:19:53,292 Bad Dancing. 387 00:19:53,292 --> 00:19:54,659 Any Time. 388 00:19:54,659 --> 00:19:57,358 Wait, No. Hey, Hey, Wait. Check This Out. 389 00:19:57,358 --> 00:19:58,692 You Take Greta, And You Change The Letters Around, 390 00:19:58,692 --> 00:20:00,225 You Get "Great." 391 00:20:00,225 --> 00:20:02,492 Coincidence? 392 00:20:02,492 --> 00:20:04,158 Maybe. 393 00:20:04,158 --> 00:20:06,158 I'll See Ya Later, Big Guy. 394 00:20:06,158 --> 00:20:07,559 Come On. Let's Go. 395 00:20:13,358 --> 00:20:15,058 Where The Hell Are We? 396 00:20:15,058 --> 00:20:16,625 Catalina. 397 00:20:16,625 --> 00:20:18,458 Catalina? 398 00:20:18,458 --> 00:20:21,592 That's Outrageous. What Would I Be Doing In Catalina? 399 00:20:21,592 --> 00:20:23,258 Tell Me What Happened, Michael. 400 00:20:23,258 --> 00:20:25,292 I Wanna Know The Truth. Did You Get Canned? 401 00:20:25,292 --> 00:20:28,158 Yeah, By Jocelyn. 402 00:20:28,158 --> 00:20:30,192 She's Moving On. 403 00:20:30,192 --> 00:20:31,692 She Got A Girlfriend. 404 00:20:31,692 --> 00:20:33,991 A Singer/Songwriter. 405 00:20:33,991 --> 00:20:35,225 She's A Dyke? 407 00:20:36,759 --> 00:20:39,358 Plot Twist. Why Did You Not Tell Me? 408 00:20:39,358 --> 00:20:41,292 Ah. 409 00:20:41,292 --> 00:20:43,258 I Didn't Think You Wanted To Hear About My Stuff With Her-- 410 00:20:43,258 --> 00:20:44,559 Her Feelings And My Feelings. 411 00:20:44,559 --> 00:20:46,659 And With Jocelyn Out Of The Picture, 412 00:20:46,659 --> 00:20:48,625 I Just Thought That... 413 00:20:48,625 --> 00:20:51,125 What? I'd Feel The Pressure To Step Up? 414 00:20:51,125 --> 00:20:52,325 Maybe. 415 00:20:52,325 --> 00:20:54,258 Yeah, I Guess. 416 00:20:54,258 --> 00:20:57,458 I Just Thought I Knew Her Better. 417 00:20:57,458 --> 00:20:58,991 It's Complicated. 418 00:20:58,991 --> 00:21:00,525 Oh, No, It's Not. It's Simple. 419 00:21:00,525 --> 00:21:02,258 Well, You Just Say That 420 00:21:02,258 --> 00:21:04,392 Because You Can't See How Complicated It Is. 422 00:21:06,158 --> 00:21:07,759 You Complicate Everything, Michael. Oh. 423 00:21:07,759 --> 00:21:10,625 You Overthink Everything, And You're Missing The Point. 424 00:21:10,625 --> 00:21:12,025 Oh, Yeah? What's The Point? 425 00:21:12,025 --> 00:21:13,759 That Life Is Out Of Control, 426 00:21:13,759 --> 00:21:15,425 And People Like You Who Try To Control It 427 00:21:15,425 --> 00:21:17,525 Are The Craziest Ones Of All. 428 00:21:17,525 --> 00:21:19,225 Well, You Oughta Know. 429 00:21:19,225 --> 00:21:21,258 You're The Most Controlling Person I Ever Met. 430 00:21:21,258 --> 00:21:24,392 Walking Around With Your Gun, 431 00:21:24,392 --> 00:21:28,592 Using Your Siren, And... Poking At People With Your Baton. 432 00:21:28,592 --> 00:21:31,058 Hunting Down Guys In Little Of Bars 433 00:21:31,058 --> 00:21:33,292 Who Were Perfectly Happy. 434 00:21:33,292 --> 00:21:35,125 You Will Never Be Perfectly Happy, Michael, 435 00:21:35,125 --> 00:21:37,058 And That's One Of Your Best Qualities. 436 00:21:37,058 --> 00:21:38,592 Come On. Let's Go Home. 437 00:21:38,592 --> 00:21:41,358 No. Control. See That? Right There. 438 00:21:41,358 --> 00:21:43,125 No. 439 00:21:43,125 --> 00:21:45,292 Attica. 440 00:21:45,292 --> 00:21:48,492 Attica! 441 00:21:48,492 --> 00:21:50,492 Attica! 442 00:21:50,492 --> 00:21:52,158 Attica! 443 00:21:52,158 --> 00:21:54,991 Attica! 444 00:21:54,991 --> 00:21:57,058 Attica! I Will Not-- 445 00:21:57,058 --> 00:21:59,125 I Will Not Be Going Home With You. 446 00:21:59,125 --> 00:22:00,525 Oh. 447 00:22:00,525 --> 00:22:03,158 I Can Get Home By Myself, Thank You Very Much. 448 00:22:03,158 --> 00:22:05,425 Oh. Okay, Then. 449 00:22:05,425 --> 00:22:08,592 Exactly. Okay, Then. On That Note... 450 00:22:08,592 --> 00:22:10,592 It's Always-- It's Always Good Seeing You. 451 00:22:10,592 --> 00:22:12,492 I Will Be Swimming Home. 452 00:22:12,492 --> 00:22:15,325 Good Idea. Take Care! 453 00:22:15,325 --> 00:22:18,525 Oh, I Will! 454 00:22:18,525 --> 00:22:20,091 Swim Fast! 457 00:22:31,525 --> 00:22:34,692 Well, Look Who's Here. How Was Your Swim? 458 00:22:34,692 --> 00:22:37,559 I Got To Hawaii, Then I Decided To Come Back And Get You. 459 00:22:37,559 --> 00:22:39,258 Oh. 460 00:22:39,258 --> 00:22:40,492 You Cold? 461 00:22:40,492 --> 00:22:42,458 Uh-Huh. 462 00:22:42,458 --> 00:22:45,025 Let's Take This Shirt Off You. 463 00:22:45,025 --> 00:22:47,991 464 00:22:47,991 --> 00:22:49,625 465 00:22:49,625 --> 00:22:51,225 Here. 466 00:22:51,225 --> 00:22:52,725 Ahh. 467 00:22:56,192 --> 00:22:57,725 Come Here. 468 00:23:06,692 --> 00:23:09,258 Is That A... 469 00:23:09,258 --> 00:23:10,492 That Is Him. 470 00:23:10,492 --> 00:23:11,692 Oh. Yeah. 471 00:23:11,692 --> 00:23:30,325 Great. 27657

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