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Colin Robinson for Staten
Island Comptroller headquarters.
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Sean had to bow out of the race.
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Apparently, in Staten Island,
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there's a rule that a candidate
can't have more than nine DUIs.
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Most Staten Island office holders
only have two or three.
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Oh, hi, Barbara.
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[COLIN] He needed someone
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to take his place, and my record
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is absolutely, completely clean.
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Yo. Robby Robinson, get over here.
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You're on the tube. Quick.
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[BARBARA] With all due
respect, my new opponent
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seems like a nice man, but he has
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no government experience.
He was working as a server...
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I can't wait to flex my blue collar
bona fides on the debate stage.
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[LAUGHS] Up top.
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There it is.
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["YOU'RE DEAD" BY NORMA TANEGA PLAYING]
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♪♪ Don't sing if you
want to live long ♪♪
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♪♪ They have no use for your song ♪♪
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♪♪ You're dead, you're
dead, you're dead ♪♪
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♪♪ You're dead and out of this world ♪♪
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♪♪ Now your hope and
compassion is gone ♪♪
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♪♪ You sold out your
dream to the world ♪♪
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♪♪ Stay dead, stay dead, stay dead ♪♪
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♪♪ You're dead and out of this world. ♪♪
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♪♪ ♪♪
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[NANDOR] I have been spending
more time at this new gym lately.
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I have asked Guillermo to join me,
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but he always seems to have
something else going on these days.
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Guillermo! Guillermo,
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- where are you?
- Shit!
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- [GUILLERMO] I've been avoiding Nandor.
- Oh.
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[GUILLERMO] It's been hard,
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physically and emotionally.
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- Guillermo?
- [GUILLERMO] I just don't
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want him to get suspicious that
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- I'm a vampire now. Or half a vampire.
- [EXCLAIMS]
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Or whatever I am.
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- [SIGHS]
- [NANDOR] Guillermo?
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[NANDOR] And so I have decided
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to hunt for a new companion.
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Need a spot?
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Uh, sure, why not?
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Great.
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Looks like it's just me and
you in here tonight, huh, buddy?
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Um, yeah.
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Uh, it's usually pretty
empty on Easter Sunday.
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I guess all the gentiles
are out hunting for eggs.
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You are Jewish?
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Yep.
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Very cool.
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Mm-hmm.
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Alexander.
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- Nandor.
- Thanks for the spot, pal.
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It was my pleasure.
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So, what meshuggaas...
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that means stuff...
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is everyone doing tonight?
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If you're only asking
us what we're doing
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so you can tell us what
you're doing, we don't care.
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Relax, I'm just kibitzing. Besides,
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I have acquired a new friend.
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- [LASZLO] Oh.
- [NANDOR] And now we are going to the movies
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together.
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We are mishpocha.
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Oh, yes.
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My new friend... he's the total package.
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Has a great sense of
humor, loves to work out
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and he's Jewish.
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What difference does
it make if he's Jewish?
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It doesn't, but back in Al Qolnidar,
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I always heard stories about the Jews.
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Exceptionally proud
people, fierce warriors,
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but I never actually got to meet one.
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I had no idea there were
Jews in New York City.
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And now I am proud
to call one my friend.
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Oh. That's great. What-What's his name?
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Well, look who suddenly reappeared
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now that I'm kvelling
about my new friend.
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- I've been here the whole time.
- [NANDOR] Well, if you must know,
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his name is Alexander.
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Alexander the Jew.
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Nope. I don't think that's his name.
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[NANDOR] Quit your kvetching.
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[COLIN] I really couldn't care
less about being comptroller.
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Hello! I am Colin Robinson.
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I am running for comptroller.
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- Can she vote?
- Uh, no.
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- Okay, then don't.
- Ooh.
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I'd rather it lay on the ground
than go into her hands.
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I'm only doing it
because the debate stage
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is a great place for a mega drain.
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You know, it's really
no surprise the amount
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- of energy vampires in politics.
- Uh, we're good.
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- [SEAN] Colin, stop it.
- What are you running for?
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- Touch this.
- [SEAN] What are you doing?
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- Touch it.
- [SEAN] Stop doing that.
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[COLIN] But the perfect
campaign needs the perfect wife.
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I have an old flame that comes here.
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Once we accept that they
are never coming back
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to sweep us off our feet
with an unexpected...
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[COLIN CLEARS THROAT]
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E-Evie Russell?
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Colin Robinson.
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W-What are you doing here?
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Evie, please. I-I need you.
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I didn't think I'd ever see you again
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after you fled the scene of the accident
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that left me partially blind.
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- [GROUP GASPS]
- And completely unable to move my legs.
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- [GROUP MURMURS]
- [MAN] Oh, Evie.
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[COLIN] Evie Russell
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is an emotional vampire.
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The doctor said, "She'd
be better off dead."
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[COLIN] She drains people
by feeding on their emotions.
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And then he hung himself
while he was masturbating.
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- [WOMAN] Oh.
- [COLIN] When we dated,
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she destroyed me and
fed off of the remnants
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of what used to be my heart.
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She's the best.
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Oh, I've never stopped
thinking about you.
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I mean, even after all these years.
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To me, you are perfect.
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Love Actually, 2003.
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I wish I knew how to quit you.
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Brokeback Mountain, 2005.
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- I got you this necklace.
- [PEOPLE GASP]
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Titanic, 1997.
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- It looks beautiful on you.
- [EVIE] Thank you.
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[SPEAKING GREEK]
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[NADJA] Ever since I stumbled on
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the neighborhood of Little Antipaxos,
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I have been spending my nights
with a delightful family.
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No, I-I have eaten...
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Being with them makes
me feel almost human.
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I've been helping my new
family by actually working.
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And maybe these simple acts
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of kindness, compassion, and friendship
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might help lift this
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pissing Antipaxon curse
that I have all over me.
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But... [SIGHS] they keep
asking to meet Laszlo.
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Laszlo is not from Antipaxos,
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and Antipaxons are very,
very suspicious of outsiders.
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[MEN SHOUTING]
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He's coming tonight. [SIGHS]
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[LASZLO] Now you see, what you
must understand is courting a partner's
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family is just as important
as courting the lover.
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So, I have done deep research
into these simple island folk.
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I learned their customs, their dress.
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What the fuck are you wearing?
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I'm dressed as an islander.
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These people are peasants.
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It's important I fit in, my darling.
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Their way of speaking.
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Me, Laszlo.
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Do you people have names
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or do you communicate with sticks?
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I had become one of them.
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I think this is going well.
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This is the matriarch of this
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very important family to me,
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- okay? Yes?
- Yeah, yeah.
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- Yia-Yia.
- Yia-Yia.
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Lovely to meet you, I'm sure.
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[NADJA SPEAKING GREEK]
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He was dropped on his head as a baby.
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[SPEAKING GREEK]
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Any big plans for the summertime?
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Not really.
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So, I met Nandor at the gym. I was doing
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my reps, and he, uh, I don't know,
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he-he seemed harmless and
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kind of lonely, and, uh...
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then he asked me here, and...
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I don't know, I'm
here. Uh, I don't know.
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- It just happened.
- [NANDOR EXCLAIMS]
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[SIREN WAILING ON SCREEN]
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- You are enjoying the movie?
- [WOMAN] Shh!
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[CHUCKLES]
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I remember the first time I went to one.
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There was a locomotion film playing.
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And we all thought,
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"This train's gonna kill
us!" And, of course...
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- [MAN] Shut up!
- Shh.
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Yes. Yes, you're right.
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Zero is the amount of
paperwork you'd have to file
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after I replace -Excuse me.
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our entire outdated system...
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[CLEARS THROAT]
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Mr. Robinson, are you all right?
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Yeah. No, no. It's not my turn. You go.
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With a seamless, user-friendly,
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digital platform.
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Eliminate bureaucracy.
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Say goodbye to paperwork.
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- And hello to anarchy.
- [APPLAUSE]
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You're-you're clapping
for an anarchist.
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[BARBARA] Thank you.
Thank you very much.
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[LOUD, DISTORTED] Four weeks ago,
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- when I started this...
- [CROWD EXCLAIMING]
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Check, check. Microphone, microphone.
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With the debate stage,
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what you have is a captive audience.
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- Do you know how this...
- [MICROPHONE FEEDBACK]
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It's like a smorgasbord.
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[INHALES] Four weeks ago,
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I was sitting down
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for breakfast with my
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beautiful wife, Evie.
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Evie and I were sitting
down with our two
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beautiful little boys,
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Connor and C-C... Cah... ristopher,
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and Christopher
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looks up to me... he's
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six years old and full of the dickens...
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[SPEAKING ACCELERATES]
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And I said, "Well, it's
because of the taxes,
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Conno... Christopher."
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[SPEAKING ACCELERATES]
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And I'll be damned if there's
anyone in this hall right now...
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[SPEAKING ACCELERATES]
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... smells often of beef stew,
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as all young children do.
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[SPEAKING ACCELERATES]
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Your allowance is being cut
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because mommy lost her job.
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Mommy lost her job to
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an M'er-F'ing machine.
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A machine that ran over my foot
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on a factory floor.
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- [MAN] Unbelievable.
- [EVIE] And is a-a
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machine gonna tuck my two sons...
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who are full of the dickens... into bed?
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You think that machine can give my boys
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their goodnight kissies?
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How's that gonna work?
Bleep, bloop, bloop, mwah.
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I sure would like to meet that machine
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and tell it to pay for
my medical bills. [GASPS]
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[CROWD GASPS]
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[COLIN] That machine ruined our
gosh darn C-Chrosstopher's life.
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No, really, you were so good.
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I-I doubt I'll get a
single vote. [LAUGHING]
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Oh. Very nice.
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So, what do you want to do now?
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Oh, I don't know. We could catch up.
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I really have thought about you
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quite a bit these last few years.
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- I guess our Uber is here.
- Yeah.
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- Oh.
- [COLIN] Not our Uber.
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- [EVIE] Oh! Ow.
- [GRUNTS]
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[COLIN] What the hell?!
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[COLIN] European Middle Ages, in
which monks wore hoods or cowls...
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[EVIE] This is triggering
because I was blind as a child,
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and I'm having flashbacks.
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[MAN] Enough! Be quiet!
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You guys can join us,
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but if you're hoping to
get any interesting footage,
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you came to exactly the wrong place.
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[LEVER CLANGS]
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- [EVIE] Ow.
- [COLIN] Where-where are we?
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Wait, a-are you...
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Okay. Uh, so,
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calling to order this emergency meeting
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of the Supreme Council
of Energy Vampires.
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[EVIE] It's real?
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I'd always heard rumors, but...
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A-Are we in trouble?
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Well, uh, what we have here
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- is a situation in...
- [PHONE CHIMES]
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Sorry, let me turn that off.
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So annoying, right?
Like, "Okay, Boomer."
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As I-I was saying, uh,
what we do have here
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- is a situation in which we...
- [PHONE CHIMES]
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- Hey.
- [GREGG] Uh, what you're gonna want to do
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is go to your home screen
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and look for "Settings."
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- I'm not... I'm not seeing that.
- [GREGG] And you open that up,
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and you're looking for "Alerts."
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- It should be listed alphabetical,
- [JO] I...
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- so "Alerts" would be at the top of that.
- [JO] I am not seeing that.
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[GREGG] It could also be
under "Sounds and Haptics."
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I don't know what operating
system you're running.
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Sorry I'm late. What'd I miss?
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You're not late. You were actually
sitting there the whole time.
287
00:12:01,340 --> 00:12:03,044
Yeah, but I-I wasn't listening,
288
00:12:03,055 --> 00:12:05,878
so could somebody bring
me up to speed, please?
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[JO] They were asking if they're
in trouble, and I was saying that
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- what we have here is a situation in which...
- [PHONE CHIMES]
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- Shucks.
- [GREGG] Home screen.
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- [JO] Okay. Mm.
- "Settings."
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Alert settings, and then
what you're gonna need to do
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- is find the, uh...
- My God, they are fantastic.
295
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Oh, yeah. This is awful.
296
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[LOW VOLUME] Maybe we should move on
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to the business at hand?
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- We can't hear you.
- [JO] Just speak up.
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[LOW VOLUME] Oh, sorry. One moment.
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[JO] Just speak up.
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Shake it.
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[LOW VOLUME] Okay. How about now?
303
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- No, no. Shake it.
- Mm-mmm.
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[JO] Y-You're gonna need to speak up.
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[LOW VOLUME] Maybe it's the Wi-Fi
connection. I'm literally shouting.
306
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That would literally have
nothing to do with it.
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[COLIN] Uh, why don't you check
the XLR cable connection.
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[LOW VOLUME] Colin
Robinson, Evie Russell,
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you have been summoned here...
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Does somebody want to
interrupt her and let her know
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that, at this point, she
is completely inaudible?
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Yeah, no problem. You're
not-you're not audible
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due to the low volume
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- of your microphone.
- [LOW VOLUME] I'm shouting.
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[PHONE CHIMES]
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I am blowing up today.
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Listen, uh, if we don't survive this,
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I-I just want you to know that
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- I've always loved...
- [APARNA] Colin Robinson,
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no side conversations, please.
321
00:13:15,240 --> 00:13:16,942
- [VOLUME FADES]
- [HANNIBAL] I am at a loss.
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- Do we have an agenda?
- [PHONE CHIMES]
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[GREGG] System settings.
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00:13:19,604 --> 00:13:21,047
[JO] I have something called Settings?
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00:13:21,058 --> 00:13:22,729
[NANDOR] My good friend Alexander
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00:13:22,740 --> 00:13:24,811
has yet to call me
back on the telephone.
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00:13:24,822 --> 00:13:26,883
- [WHISPERING INDISTINCTLY]
- Who is that? Is that Alexander?
328
00:13:26,894 --> 00:13:28,764
No. Why would I be talking to Alexander?
329
00:13:28,775 --> 00:13:31,848
I gave Alexander your number
because I do not have a phone.
330
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Does this fill me with a
crippling sense of self-doubt?
331
00:13:35,983 --> 00:13:37,313
Sometimes.
332
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It's not fair!
333
00:13:38,663 --> 00:13:41,769
Perhaps we are just too
different to be friends.
334
00:13:41,780 --> 00:13:43,717
But I can fix.
335
00:13:44,559 --> 00:13:46,565
Master, you know I would
do anything for you, but
336
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I'm not gonna circumcise you.
337
00:13:48,491 --> 00:13:49,928
Here's me in the corner.
338
00:13:50,185 --> 00:13:53,358
Here's me in the spotlight
at my circumcision.
339
00:13:53,369 --> 00:13:54,462
Master, you just can't get circumcised
340
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for a friend you met at the gym.
341
00:13:55,642 --> 00:13:57,079
Guillermo, there's no other way.
342
00:13:57,090 --> 00:13:58,259
How can two men be friends
343
00:13:58,270 --> 00:13:59,475
when they are so different?
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You and I are different.
345
00:14:00,539 --> 00:14:02,709
You are. I am not.
346
00:14:02,720 --> 00:14:04,990
It's time for you
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00:14:05,001 --> 00:14:07,906
to snip my tip.
348
00:14:08,814 --> 00:14:10,545
Enjoy. [CHUCKLES]
349
00:14:12,109 --> 00:14:15,560
- [LAUGHS]
- Hello, my sexy, Greek, extended family.
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00:14:15,571 --> 00:14:17,449
Ah, Laszlo.
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00:14:17,460 --> 00:14:19,322
Gather round. I have
something I want to say.
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00:14:19,333 --> 00:14:21,337
[NADJA] Oh, Laszlo, Yia-Yia.
353
00:14:21,348 --> 00:14:24,141
[LASZLO] The memory of a song,
when executed properly,
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00:14:24,152 --> 00:14:26,179
can be a powerful gift.
355
00:14:26,190 --> 00:14:28,228
[SPEAKS GREEK]
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00:14:28,239 --> 00:14:31,012
[SINGING IN GREEK]
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[SHOUTS IN GREEK]
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[NADJA] Had my sweet love, Laszlo,
consulted me before just
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00:14:38,081 --> 00:14:40,208
putting on a big concert
in front of my new family,
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00:14:40,219 --> 00:14:43,058
I would have probably said
maybe don't sing the battle hymn
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00:14:43,069 --> 00:14:45,807
of our neighboring
island, Nisida Mongonisi,
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00:14:45,818 --> 00:14:48,558
because that place is the
home of our mortal enemies,
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00:14:48,569 --> 00:14:51,135
the Nisida Mongonisans. [SPITS]
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00:14:51,146 --> 00:14:53,070
- Hold on a second, my...
- Shut up!
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00:14:53,730 --> 00:14:55,300
[NADJA] Who told you
that was a good idea?!
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00:14:55,311 --> 00:14:56,747
- All right, my darling.
- [NADJA] You were singing,
367
00:14:56,758 --> 00:14:58,328
"Kill them, kill them, kill them."
368
00:14:58,339 --> 00:15:00,711
How many times have I
said that to you in Greek?
369
00:15:01,954 --> 00:15:03,925
- [PHONE CHIMES]
- [GREGG] We can't hear you.
370
00:15:03,936 --> 00:15:05,572
You're just gonna need to speak up.
371
00:15:06,129 --> 00:15:09,621
Feels like we should turn this over
to the chairman at this point.
372
00:15:09,632 --> 00:15:12,965
Yes. Uh, so, uh, do we...
373
00:15:12,976 --> 00:15:15,985
- Um...
- Hello. Yes.
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00:15:15,996 --> 00:15:17,866
I can take it from here.
375
00:15:19,396 --> 00:15:21,604
Thank you for softening them up.
376
00:15:21,615 --> 00:15:23,487
Okay. Now, who is this?
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00:15:23,498 --> 00:15:25,125
- [JO] The Chairman.
- [GREGG] Uh, you've worked with her
378
00:15:25,136 --> 00:15:27,388
- for 15 years now.
- [HANNIBAL] Is that right?
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00:15:27,399 --> 00:15:28,790
Did she get a haircut or something?
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00:15:28,801 --> 00:15:30,333
Colin Robinson.
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00:15:30,344 --> 00:15:33,089
Your opponent Barbara Lazarro's platform
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00:15:33,100 --> 00:15:35,472
is a direct threat to the lifeblood
383
00:15:35,483 --> 00:15:38,079
of energy vampires, which is...
384
00:15:38,483 --> 00:15:39,865
what's the word...
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00:15:40,519 --> 00:15:41,923
bureaucracy.
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00:15:41,991 --> 00:15:44,715
- Bureaucracy.
- [MARTHA] And bureaucracy is...
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00:15:44,726 --> 00:15:47,365
How do I put this? I feel like there's
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00:15:47,376 --> 00:15:48,746
- a slogan...
- Oh.
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00:15:48,856 --> 00:15:50,558
Bureaucracy is the gum
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00:15:50,569 --> 00:15:53,547
that clogs the gears
of every human endeavor.
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00:15:53,558 --> 00:15:55,852
The petty BS, in triplicate,
392
00:15:55,863 --> 00:15:57,002
- [GROANS]
- that reminds
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00:15:57,013 --> 00:15:59,473
the common man that
he is a useless speck
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and has kept energy vampires
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00:16:01,401 --> 00:16:04,347
everywhere well-fed, fat, and happy.
396
00:16:04,358 --> 00:16:06,770
[OTHERS] All hail bureaucracy.
397
00:16:06,781 --> 00:16:09,252
Enough. I can't take it anymore.
398
00:16:09,263 --> 00:16:12,217
Why are we here? W-What
do you want us to do?
399
00:16:12,228 --> 00:16:14,837
You must beat Barbara Lazarro,
400
00:16:14,848 --> 00:16:15,917
or else.
401
00:16:15,928 --> 00:16:18,663
How do you expect me
to beat Barbara Lazarro?
402
00:16:18,674 --> 00:16:19,943
I-I can't win.
403
00:16:19,954 --> 00:16:21,142
Even if I could,
404
00:16:21,153 --> 00:16:23,350
I don't even want to be comptroller.
405
00:16:23,361 --> 00:16:25,585
This is how we feed, dummy.
406
00:16:25,596 --> 00:16:28,201
You need to protect our way of life.
407
00:16:28,212 --> 00:16:29,214
What if I don't?
408
00:16:29,935 --> 00:16:34,020
We have certain methods
for persuading the reluctant.
409
00:16:34,393 --> 00:16:36,697
[WHEELS SQUEAKING]
410
00:16:36,786 --> 00:16:38,592
Turn it around. It's backwards.
411
00:16:38,603 --> 00:16:40,014
- [MARTHA] I can't see it.
- [APARNA] It's backwards.
412
00:16:40,025 --> 00:16:43,453
Turn it so it faces them,
but also is facing me.
413
00:16:43,464 --> 00:16:46,002
[APARNA] Turn it so
the screen is facing us.
414
00:16:46,013 --> 00:16:47,607
- [MARTHA] No, they can't see it.
- [HANNIBAL] To the left more.
415
00:16:47,618 --> 00:16:48,916
- Left, left.
- [GREGG] Please be more expedient.
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00:16:48,927 --> 00:16:50,003
Thank you.
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00:16:50,014 --> 00:16:53,574
Slide one of 543:
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"Hurry Up and Wait: An Argument for
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- and Statistical Review...
- [SIGHS]
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00:16:57,130 --> 00:16:59,697
- [EVIE] Make it stop.
- ... of Energy Vampire Preservation...
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00:16:59,708 --> 00:17:01,549
- It's too much.
- ... Via Bureaucracy,
422
00:17:01,567 --> 00:17:03,399
- Secured Only Through..."
- [COLIN] Fine. Fine.
423
00:17:03,410 --> 00:17:04,985
We-We'll do it, just...
424
00:17:04,996 --> 00:17:06,921
please let us out of here.
425
00:17:06,932 --> 00:17:08,965
Thanks, but we-we're
still gonna read it.
426
00:17:08,976 --> 00:17:10,839
- [COLIN SIGHS]
- Just to reiterate. Still gonna
427
00:17:10,850 --> 00:17:13,250
- watch it and read it.
- [MARTHA] "Part One, Section One... "
428
00:17:15,912 --> 00:17:18,772
And I'm here to fight for
the change you deserve,
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00:17:18,783 --> 00:17:22,292
Staten Island. And with
all of you, my Colin-izers,
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00:17:22,303 --> 00:17:24,322
by my side, I can't lose.
431
00:17:24,333 --> 00:17:27,068
[LAUGHS] I'm so full of passion,
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00:17:27,079 --> 00:17:28,616
I just want to scream!
433
00:17:28,627 --> 00:17:31,035
[LAUGHS, SCREAMS, WHOOPS]
434
00:17:31,046 --> 00:17:34,119
And now we're off to Mariners Harbor,
435
00:17:34,130 --> 00:17:35,365
Midland Beach,
436
00:17:35,376 --> 00:17:38,482
Randall Manor. Yee-haw!
437
00:17:38,500 --> 00:17:40,537
Okay. I'm just gonna take
438
00:17:40,548 --> 00:17:42,999
a quick break now to settle down.
439
00:17:43,010 --> 00:17:45,662
[WHIMPERS] I can't keep doing this.
440
00:17:45,673 --> 00:17:48,390
Uh, I can't keep pretending to be
441
00:17:48,401 --> 00:17:51,050
Mr. Charisma to all these nimrods.
442
00:17:51,061 --> 00:17:52,214
It's awful.
443
00:17:52,225 --> 00:17:54,322
But the Energy Vampire Council said
444
00:17:54,333 --> 00:17:57,005
we have to win, or else.
445
00:17:57,016 --> 00:17:58,051
[EXHALES]
446
00:17:58,062 --> 00:17:59,799
No. No. No.
447
00:17:59,837 --> 00:18:02,412
Enough. It ends now.
448
00:18:02,423 --> 00:18:04,360
What?
449
00:18:04,371 --> 00:18:06,240
Okay, where was I?
450
00:18:06,251 --> 00:18:08,922
- Let's see here. Meiers Corners.
- [VOTERS CHEERING]
451
00:18:08,933 --> 00:18:11,683
Graniteville. How about Fort Wadsworth?
452
00:18:11,694 --> 00:18:13,031
Do I hear anyone from
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00:18:13,042 --> 00:18:14,744
Randall Manor?!
454
00:18:14,755 --> 00:18:17,427
- [WOMAN GASPS]
- [LAUGHS] All right!
455
00:18:17,733 --> 00:18:19,070
What?
456
00:18:19,081 --> 00:18:22,153
Oh, i-it-it's not what it looks like.
457
00:18:22,164 --> 00:18:24,133
I was just beating off
458
00:18:24,144 --> 00:18:25,981
to all your beautiful faces
459
00:18:25,992 --> 00:18:27,823
during the break, and I-I guess
460
00:18:27,834 --> 00:18:31,174
I forgot to pull up my-my pants.
461
00:18:31,705 --> 00:18:34,577
[NANDOR] So, I waited, like,
462
00:18:34,588 --> 00:18:36,072
five hours at the gym
463
00:18:36,083 --> 00:18:38,254
to bump into my friend Alexander.
464
00:18:38,627 --> 00:18:41,201
Then, when he finally did show up...
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00:18:41,212 --> 00:18:44,294
Alexander! Come on. Oh, Alexander!
466
00:18:44,305 --> 00:18:45,775
I don't know.
467
00:18:45,786 --> 00:18:48,425
Maybe I rushed things a
little with my big reveal.
468
00:18:48,475 --> 00:18:51,748
Alexander! Ta-da!
469
00:18:51,759 --> 00:18:52,994
Twins.
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00:18:53,378 --> 00:18:54,680
Alexander, wait.
471
00:18:54,691 --> 00:18:56,163
I got to get out of this fucking city.
472
00:18:56,174 --> 00:18:57,209
[NANDOR] Alexander!
473
00:18:57,239 --> 00:18:58,809
The excitement of our friendship
474
00:18:58,820 --> 00:19:01,195
made me overlook my vampire powers.
475
00:19:01,206 --> 00:19:02,212
Hi.
476
00:19:02,223 --> 00:19:04,962
My foreskin grew back very fast.
477
00:19:04,973 --> 00:19:06,910
Now he thinks I'm meshuggener,
478
00:19:07,118 --> 00:19:10,086
which means he thinks I'm
a little bit of a putz.
479
00:19:12,721 --> 00:19:14,992
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
480
00:19:17,799 --> 00:19:19,470
Shh.
481
00:19:21,234 --> 00:19:22,403
Shh. Pss, pss, pss, pss.
482
00:19:22,414 --> 00:19:25,352
[LASZLO] No, don't stop,
not on my account. Keep going.
483
00:19:25,363 --> 00:19:28,650
Now, I know I'm different from
you people, but I am who I am.
484
00:19:28,661 --> 00:19:30,746
"And who are you?" I hear you ask.
485
00:19:30,757 --> 00:19:32,714
- Fuck's sake.
- [LASZLO] Well, that's a good question.
486
00:19:32,725 --> 00:19:34,496
- [SPEAKING GREEK]
- I...
487
00:19:34,507 --> 00:19:36,879
am an esteemed British gentleman,
488
00:19:37,051 --> 00:19:38,721
well-bred to the manor born.
489
00:19:38,732 --> 00:19:40,536
I can speak 14 languages,
490
00:19:40,547 --> 00:19:42,023
as long as they are English.
491
00:19:42,034 --> 00:19:43,625
I can play any instrument,
492
00:19:43,636 --> 00:19:45,203
apart from bagpipes.
493
00:19:45,214 --> 00:19:47,352
They sound fucking terrible to everyone.
494
00:19:47,363 --> 00:19:49,021
I can fashion any tree,
495
00:19:49,032 --> 00:19:50,888
any hedge, into a vulva.
496
00:19:50,899 --> 00:19:55,553
In the days before medicine,
I survived gonorrhea, chlamydia,
497
00:19:55,564 --> 00:19:58,437
the plague, clubfoot, leprosy,
498
00:19:58,448 --> 00:20:01,020
black fever, yellow fever,
499
00:20:01,374 --> 00:20:03,043
night fever.
500
00:20:03,078 --> 00:20:05,282
But most important, and I must emphasize
501
00:20:05,293 --> 00:20:07,630
that this is the most
important thing about me:
502
00:20:08,555 --> 00:20:12,090
I am a certified master cocksman.
503
00:20:12,101 --> 00:20:13,704
- [SIGHS]
- To cut this short
504
00:20:13,715 --> 00:20:15,185
and to get straight to the point,
505
00:20:15,196 --> 00:20:18,068
you can all go f-f-fuck yourselves.
506
00:20:18,079 --> 00:20:19,505
- [OTHERS GROAN]
- Oh, for fuck's sake, Laszlo.
507
00:20:19,516 --> 00:20:21,540
- [ALL SPEAKING GREEK]
- Very hard.
508
00:20:21,583 --> 00:20:24,022
[SPEAKING GREEK]
509
00:20:25,866 --> 00:20:27,354
What's she doing, my love?
510
00:20:27,426 --> 00:20:28,777
What's happening?
511
00:20:28,788 --> 00:20:31,025
[ALL SPEAKING GREEK]
512
00:20:35,809 --> 00:20:38,473
[NADJA] By some stroke of dumb luck,
513
00:20:38,484 --> 00:20:41,736
my new family absolutely
bloody love Laszlo.
514
00:20:41,747 --> 00:20:43,995
You see, there is a tale in my country
515
00:20:44,006 --> 00:20:45,977
that has been passed
down through generations
516
00:20:45,988 --> 00:20:47,876
of a wet-headed,
517
00:20:47,887 --> 00:20:50,058
wide-bodied, ignorant oaf,
518
00:20:50,069 --> 00:20:52,071
with the brains of a chewing gums.
519
00:20:52,082 --> 00:20:55,517
This spirit is said to
continually reincarnate itself,
520
00:20:55,528 --> 00:20:58,680
but always as a pompous, perverted oaf.
521
00:20:58,691 --> 00:21:01,039
And my family think it is, well,
522
00:21:01,050 --> 00:21:02,228
Laszlo.
523
00:21:02,239 --> 00:21:04,992
And when you are in the
presence of this spirit,
524
00:21:05,003 --> 00:21:07,973
it brings good luck and
good fortune to everyone.
525
00:21:07,984 --> 00:21:11,469
- Hello there. How are you?
- Vasiliás Pyuroni.
526
00:21:11,480 --> 00:21:13,651
The king of pigs.
527
00:21:13,662 --> 00:21:16,120
My king of pigs.
528
00:21:16,131 --> 00:21:17,366
[CHEERING]
529
00:21:17,377 --> 00:21:20,283
- He's very, very, very stupid.
- [LAUGHS]
530
00:21:20,519 --> 00:21:23,859
I want to say to my young boys,
531
00:21:24,186 --> 00:21:26,490
uh, Connor and Cra...
532
00:21:26,501 --> 00:21:28,505
Christoph... pher,
533
00:21:28,516 --> 00:21:32,090
to them, I say I'm sorry,
Daddy's coming home.
534
00:21:33,766 --> 00:21:36,438
I-I'd like to say a few words myself.
535
00:21:36,449 --> 00:21:37,585
[CLEARS THROAT]
536
00:21:37,759 --> 00:21:39,931
Thank you in advance
537
00:21:40,098 --> 00:21:43,638
for respecting my family's privacy...
538
00:21:43,998 --> 00:21:46,407
don't touch me...
539
00:21:46,418 --> 00:21:50,426
while we deal with
this isolated incident
540
00:21:51,116 --> 00:21:53,220
in which my husband
541
00:21:53,231 --> 00:21:55,737
flashed and mooned
542
00:21:56,044 --> 00:21:59,872
the beautiful voters of Staten Island
543
00:21:59,883 --> 00:22:02,529
after a poorly-timed
544
00:22:02,540 --> 00:22:04,377
masturbation sesh.
545
00:22:04,560 --> 00:22:08,930
As well as the isolated
incident in which
546
00:22:08,941 --> 00:22:10,584
we woke up to
547
00:22:10,595 --> 00:22:13,134
what sounded like a
burglar in our house,
548
00:22:13,145 --> 00:22:15,424
and my husband immediately yelled,
549
00:22:15,435 --> 00:22:18,307
"Take her and my kids, don't take me"
550
00:22:18,318 --> 00:22:19,774
- before realizing...
- [PEOPLE GASP]
551
00:22:19,785 --> 00:22:22,589
... it was just a
racoon outside our house.
552
00:22:23,164 --> 00:22:25,291
This man has let us all down.
553
00:22:25,302 --> 00:22:26,839
But I will make it up to you
554
00:22:26,850 --> 00:22:30,841
by becoming your next
borough comptroller.
555
00:22:30,852 --> 00:22:31,947
[CHEERING]
556
00:22:31,958 --> 00:22:33,562
[SEAN] All right!
557
00:22:38,474 --> 00:22:40,817
[COLIN] I was surprised that
558
00:22:40,828 --> 00:22:43,183
Evie ran in my place.
559
00:22:43,194 --> 00:22:46,186
Only 18 people voted.
560
00:22:46,197 --> 00:22:47,933
So, with the write-in votes
561
00:22:47,944 --> 00:22:49,685
that Evie got from her
562
00:22:49,696 --> 00:22:51,166
breakup group...
563
00:22:51,861 --> 00:22:54,133
well, it was enough to carry the day.
564
00:22:54,144 --> 00:22:56,400
I think she'll do the council proud.
565
00:22:56,411 --> 00:22:59,416
- I-I'm happy for her.
- Colin Robinson.
566
00:22:59,883 --> 00:23:02,315
Evie Russell. What are you doing here?
567
00:23:02,326 --> 00:23:04,564
I wanted to let you know...
568
00:23:04,575 --> 00:23:06,913
[CLEARS THROAT]
569
00:23:07,186 --> 00:23:08,355
I'm sad.
570
00:23:08,494 --> 00:23:11,968
Why? I thought you'd
enjoy being comptroller.
571
00:23:12,375 --> 00:23:14,285
I'm sad because
572
00:23:14,747 --> 00:23:16,885
we can't see each other anymore.
573
00:23:17,827 --> 00:23:20,301
But maybe you and I
574
00:23:20,312 --> 00:23:23,720
could meet up every once in a while
575
00:23:23,731 --> 00:23:26,133
- and later...
- I don't want to do that.
576
00:23:26,144 --> 00:23:28,181
- But maybe w-we can...
- I-I'm sorry.
577
00:23:28,192 --> 00:23:30,998
- I should give this back to you.
- Yeah, I want this back.
578
00:23:31,026 --> 00:23:32,980
I hope you didn't pay too much for it.
579
00:23:32,991 --> 00:23:35,250
It gave me a rash, so
I think it's made of
580
00:23:35,261 --> 00:23:36,863
some kind of really cheap metal.
581
00:23:36,874 --> 00:23:38,378
It's not metal.
582
00:23:38,389 --> 00:23:40,289
Oh. Well...
583
00:23:40,545 --> 00:23:43,284
I wish it didn't have to be this way.
584
00:23:44,687 --> 00:23:46,291
[SIGHS]
585
00:23:46,336 --> 00:23:48,641
Evie, wh-why?
586
00:23:48,809 --> 00:23:51,214
It's...
587
00:23:51,687 --> 00:23:53,757
complicated.
588
00:23:56,264 --> 00:23:57,947
- [DOOR OPENS]
- Nancy Meyers,
589
00:23:58,047 --> 00:23:59,817
- 2009.
- [DOOR CLOSES]
590
00:24:01,767 --> 00:24:05,442
♪♪ Don't say goodbye,
don't make me cry ♪♪
591
00:24:05,453 --> 00:24:07,907
♪♪ Doo-wop, doo-wop ♪♪
592
00:24:07,918 --> 00:24:11,556
♪♪ It would only break my heart ♪♪
593
00:24:11,567 --> 00:24:13,716
♪♪ Doo-wop, doo-wop... ♪♪
594
00:24:13,727 --> 00:24:14,982
[TIRES SCREECHING ON SCREEN]
595
00:24:14,993 --> 00:24:17,074
Nothing like spending some
quality time with old frien...
596
00:24:17,085 --> 00:24:18,503
Shh! Shut the fuck up.
597
00:24:18,514 --> 00:24:20,819
I'm trying to watch a movie here.
598
00:24:20,830 --> 00:24:22,334
[SIGHS]
599
00:24:23,511 --> 00:24:27,370
♪♪ Don't say goodbye,
don't make me cry ♪♪
600
00:24:27,381 --> 00:24:29,572
♪♪ Doo-wop, doo-wop ♪♪
601
00:24:29,583 --> 00:24:33,287
♪♪ It would only break my heart ♪♪
602
00:24:33,298 --> 00:24:35,568
♪♪ Doo-wop, doo-wop ♪♪
603
00:24:35,579 --> 00:24:39,053
♪♪ If you ever, ever leave ♪♪
604
00:24:39,122 --> 00:24:41,439
♪♪ Doo-wop, doo-wop ♪♪
605
00:24:41,450 --> 00:24:44,122
♪♪ Then you know ♪♪
606
00:24:44,219 --> 00:24:48,146
♪♪ Don't say goodbye,
don't make me cry ♪♪
607
00:24:50,505 --> 00:24:54,346
♪♪ Don't ever take your love from me ♪♪
608
00:24:56,344 --> 00:25:00,172
♪♪ Our love could last eternally ♪♪
609
00:25:00,183 --> 00:25:03,491
♪♪ Eternally. ♪♪
610
00:25:06,369 --> 00:25:11,369
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