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- Oh, my God.
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That's hot.
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If my mom weren't such a
stupid bitch, I'd do it, too.
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At least she's
good for one thing.
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- No way.
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Oh, my God, I've been
dying for a ciggy all day.
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- Me, too.
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I heard Gwyneth Paltrow
smokes, like, two packs a day.
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- Oh, my God.
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Hello, there, ladies.
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I saw that.
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I get it.
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You wanna be adults,
and that makes sense,
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two beautiful young women.
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- Sketchy much?
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- No, I was just giving
you a compliment.
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- Okay, perv,
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you're old enough to be my dad.
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Eww.
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- And you're old
enough to know the law.
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Now, give me the cigarettes,
and I'll forget about this.
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- Or what? You'll arrest us?
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I mean, you're
just some mall cop.
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- No, I'm-I'm-I'm a
member of the Topeka P.D.
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- Oh, ooh.
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Oh, my God.
- I'm calling my mom.
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She's a lawyer.
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- I thought she
didn't pass the bar.
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- Shut up, Bianca.
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What the hell?
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I knew I should've
gotten a Razr.
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- What the
fuck? What's going on?
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- Free money!
- Oh, my god.
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- Oh, hell, yeah!
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- That's for not doing
what you're told.
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- Yeah, follow directions!
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- Why don't you stay in the car?
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- Strip 'em and zip 'em.
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- I'm gonna take your
jacket off, okay?
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I'll give it back to
you when we're all done.
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And your gloves, too, actually.
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- Stu, you don't
have to explain.
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Just do it.
- Okay.
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Let me know if it's too tight.
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Hands up, please.
- Stop saying, "Please."
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- Okay, sorry.
- Hey, there.
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Oh, yeah, that wound
is still fresh, huh?
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Hmm...
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Tell me, tough guy,
this your main squeeze,
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or is this some sort of
transactional arrangement?
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Send 'em down the purple line.
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- You got it, boss.
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- Oh, my God. It's a DMV.
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- A what?
- You have been detained
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for driving without
an open road license.
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You will now be
issued a license.
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If you decline, you
will walk the red line.
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If you are caught driving
without a license again,
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you will walk the red line.
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- What's down the red line?
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- No, no, wait!
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- Cool, screams.
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- Take 'em away.
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- Have fun, losers.
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- Just to be clear,
I fucking hate you.
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- Same.
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- Open, you stupid
trunk. Damn.
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- Cocoa butter?
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Mike, you ever
tried cocoa butter?
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- Tried it?
- Ugh.
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- Come on.
Just fuckin'...
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Come on.
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- Hey, do-do you think Agent
Stone is kinda intense?
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I do not like it when he smiles.
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- Shepard already gave me
the lowdown on Stone, okay?
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He's a legit hero.
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Get this, when the
fall happened, right,
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this terrorist group took
over this man's hometown.
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This guy stepped up himself
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and single handedly
annihilated everybody
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with extreme prejudice.
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- Extreme prejudice, cool.
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- Fuck.
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Man, you need to fix this shit.
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- Yoo-hoo, Mikey-Mike.
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Mmm, what's up?
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I really love the way you
tased that twat like...
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- Ahh!
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- Uh-oh. Speaking of twats...
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What you got there, big guy?
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- You know, you-you
can just call me Stu,
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and it's trash.
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- Well, you know, uh,
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as Stone says, one
man's trash is a...
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- Is what?
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- Oh, Goddamn.
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- Hey, how'd you know that
old ratty cop out there,
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Shepard or whatever?
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So, we're back to this now?
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Fine, I can play
the quiet game, too.
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W-why won't you talk?
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Why won't you talk?
Why won't you talk?
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Why won't you talk?
- Why do you talk so much?
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- Look, this mouth
has gotten me out
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of a lotta sticky situations.
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- Eww.
- Not like that.
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I mean, that happened,
too.
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Look, out here, silence
can get you killed.
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- Silence has kept me alive.
- Oh, yeah?
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So, why'd you tell that
cop to eat your ass?
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- Well, hello.
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It's a mystery how our
paths just keep crossing.
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My men say
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you have a darling little voice.
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I'm excited to hear
what comes out of it.
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- Go ahead, drink up.
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Where we're sitting,
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there once flowed
a powerful river.
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Then they built this
architectural marvel.
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My father used to bring
me here for the tour
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when I was a child.
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The tour was a bit dry.
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- Ha!
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- Just a little
dam humor for ya.
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But now, the roads have
all become wild rivers,
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so I'm building my own
blockade, a dam, if you will.
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It runs from Southern Arizona
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all the way to the
Canadian wastes,
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but the only way through...
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is here.
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- Wow, cool story.
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There's been a
misunderstanding, all right?
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I'm not a criminal.
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I'm a milkman on a delivery.
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Now I know you got a
beef with the girl.
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Pfft, that ain't got nothin'
to do with me, right?
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- I don't give a fuck
about your delivery.
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What I do give a fuck about,
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is how you would
happen to have this.
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I have spent decades building
outposts and checkpoints,
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but this map manages to
avoid damn near every one.
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I want the name of
your cartographer.
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- My carta-ta... my what?
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- Your mapmaker.
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- Oh, no, man. I found that
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on the side of the road, dude.
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Come on. You want it, take it.
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- You really think
I'm that stupid?
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- No. No, no, no,
no, no, not at all.
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I know how this
world works, officer.
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- A little respect,
I appreciate that,
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but for the record, it's Agent.
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- Even better, Agent, uh, Stone.
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I didn't know this map
avoided your routes.
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I did not know.
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Now, I do know.
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So, how about I get
one of those licenses
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I keep hearing so much about,
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and I go on my merry way?
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Whoa!
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Why'd you do that?
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Oh, that was unnecessary.
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- Couldn't even do it yourself.
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- We'll revisit that
attitude in a few hours.
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- Can't wait.
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- Get the name of the mapmaker.
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One leak could bring
the whole dam down.
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- Come on, come on, hurry.
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- Let's go. Get in back.
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- Don't matter
if it's legal.
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- That's the last one.
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- Hey, neighbor, need some help?
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- Thanks, Margie.
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How are you and Rick holding up?
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- Oh, it's scary out there.
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Looters hit us the other day.
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We went to the station
for help, but...
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- The station burned down.
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Yeah, bastards
torched it on Tuesday.
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It's every man for
himself.
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Margie, what are you doing?
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- Rick, get in here!
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Get the gun.
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- Sorry, bro.
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- Check the back for his rifles.
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Check the cabinets, too!
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- Ain't nothing
back here but "Juggs!"
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- Of what? Of-of water?
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00:10:06,898 --> 00:10:08,692
- No, like the magazine,
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two Gs, big boob porn.
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- Of course, Officer
Stone is into big titties.
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Pig.
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- I got 'em. Let's jet.
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- Why are you guys doing this?
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- Like you said,
every man for himself.
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We're getting out of this
city before it all goes up,
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and you've always been
kind of an asshole.
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Go.
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Later, officer.
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- While I give you points
for velocity and precision,
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spit washing his face was
a stupid fuckin' idea.
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I was this close to
talking us outta here.
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Why did you do that?
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- Why didn't you tell him
who made your shitty map?
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- That's none of your business.
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- Oh, look at that. You
answer your own questions.
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- Yo, you're a pain in my ass.
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- Oh, blow me.
- You wish.
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- Pfft, not likely.
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Prick.
- Asshole.
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- Stone is really counting
on us to get this info, man.
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So, we can't fuck this up, Stu.
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- You say that like
I'm gonna fuck it up.
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- All I'm saying is,
we gotta go hard, okay?
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Put your game face on.
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Now what's our motto?
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- Big, swinging...
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00:11:16,009 --> 00:11:17,486
- We got big swinging dicks.
- Swinging dicks.
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- That's right, and we're
in motherfucking charge.
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- Fuck you.
- Fuck you.
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What the fuck is that?
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- It's American sign
language for big balls.
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- Y'all got saws and shit
in there to torture us?
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- Tell us who made that map,
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and you'll never
need to find out.
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- Ooh, you do this a lot.
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- Fill out these
forms in triplicate.
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- That's scary.
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- Oh, it will be.
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- Yeah, it will be.
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- So, what if I
don't know my DOB?
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- It means date of birth.
- Okay.
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So, what if I don't
know that either?
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- Turn it on.
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- You're lucky I love this song!
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- Not for long.
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Louder!
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- Get writing!
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00:12:56,067 --> 00:12:58,695
- Why is
the pencil so small?
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- That's all we
got! Keep writing!
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- n-p-x-t-z.
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- Now, you.
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- f-u-c-k-u.
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00:13:10,915 --> 00:13:12,184
- Eyes look a little
dry, don't they?
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- Aww, come on, man. Ahh!
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- No, no, no, no! Oh, God!
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Sorry. Oh, my God. Ugh!
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- Give us the mapmaker
or meet yours.
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- Wait, did you mean
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you wanna meet the mapmaker
or meet your maker?
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That would have
been a cool line,
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but you fucked it up, player.
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- No! No!
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00:14:08,348 --> 00:14:10,642
- That used to be
my jam back in the day.
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00:14:10,684 --> 00:14:15,563
So, you have anything
you'd like to share?
257
00:14:15,605 --> 00:14:18,149
- Yeah.
258
00:14:18,191 --> 00:14:20,944
I've known the mapmaker
for a long time.
259
00:14:20,985 --> 00:14:23,154
He's probably the only
person on this earth
260
00:14:23,196 --> 00:14:25,115
that I really trust.
261
00:14:25,156 --> 00:14:29,244
That's why I'll never
tell you his name.
262
00:14:30,662 --> 00:14:33,915
You can give me 1,000
more forms to fill out.
263
00:14:33,957 --> 00:14:36,167
They're fun.
264
00:14:36,209 --> 00:14:38,169
- I guess we're just
gonna have to send you
265
00:14:38,211 --> 00:14:40,964
down the red line then.
266
00:14:41,006 --> 00:14:44,134
And you, you must be thrilled.
267
00:14:44,175 --> 00:14:46,928
You get to hug your
brother, again.
268
00:14:48,596 --> 00:14:50,682
To think that he took
a bullet for you,
269
00:14:50,724 --> 00:14:51,850
and you just threw it away.
270
00:14:54,853 --> 00:14:56,688
Shame.
271
00:14:56,730 --> 00:14:57,605
Take 'em away.
272
00:15:01,026 --> 00:15:03,194
- I'll find you.
273
00:15:03,236 --> 00:15:05,488
- Oh, yeah? Where?
274
00:15:05,530 --> 00:15:08,324
In the afterlife?
275
00:15:08,366 --> 00:15:10,118
Spooky.
276
00:15:13,872 --> 00:15:17,625
- Let's go.
277
00:15:19,711 --> 00:15:21,022
- Listen, if there's
more maps out there,
278
00:15:21,046 --> 00:15:22,839
we could be compromised.
279
00:15:22,881 --> 00:15:26,009
- Want me to head to HQ?
- No.
280
00:15:26,051 --> 00:15:27,802
I'll handle it myself.
281
00:15:43,109 --> 00:15:46,071
- Officer, are you in here?
282
00:15:46,112 --> 00:15:48,239
I saw your police car
out in the driveway.
283
00:15:48,281 --> 00:15:49,949
- I cannot help you.
284
00:15:49,991 --> 00:15:51,993
- These guys,
these-these terrorists,
285
00:15:52,035 --> 00:15:54,329
they threw me out
of my restaurant.
286
00:15:54,371 --> 00:15:56,998
- Don't you get it?
The world is over.
287
00:15:57,040 --> 00:15:59,084
- That's why we need you.
288
00:16:02,587 --> 00:16:05,757
Too bad... I thought
you were a cop.
289
00:16:40,458 --> 00:16:44,462
B67... that's B67.
290
00:17:13,658 --> 00:17:18,079
- Guess I'm not gonna
finish this job.
291
00:17:28,423 --> 00:17:30,133
So, Stone killed
your brother, huh?
292
00:17:30,175 --> 00:17:32,194
- You know, sometimes it's
okay to shut the fuck up.
293
00:17:32,218 --> 00:17:33,678
- I was just... you know what?
294
00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:36,181
Never mind, asshole.
295
00:17:47,567 --> 00:17:49,235
- Stone...
296
00:17:52,364 --> 00:17:53,531
He made my brother...
297
00:17:56,743 --> 00:17:59,079
He made him shoot himself.
298
00:18:01,539 --> 00:18:05,085
- That's messed up.
299
00:18:05,126 --> 00:18:07,587
Was he your only family?
300
00:18:10,423 --> 00:18:13,385
You know, I had a family, too.
301
00:18:13,426 --> 00:18:14,719
- What a stunning admission.
302
00:18:14,761 --> 00:18:16,721
- If you let me finish...
303
00:18:21,184 --> 00:18:24,854
I was gonna say I
don't remember them.
304
00:18:24,896 --> 00:18:29,192
Like, my memory
is not that good.
305
00:18:31,695 --> 00:18:34,364
And no matter how hard I
try, I can't remember 'em.
306
00:18:34,406 --> 00:18:35,990
I can't see their faces.
307
00:18:40,078 --> 00:18:41,555
So, you were lucky
to have as much time
308
00:18:41,579 --> 00:18:43,331
with your brother as you did.
309
00:18:46,042 --> 00:18:49,754
'Cause all I have is a
burnt photo and feelings.
310
00:18:51,840 --> 00:18:55,802
- Wow. That is
supremely fucked.
311
00:18:55,844 --> 00:18:57,220
- Yeah, I know.
312
00:18:57,262 --> 00:18:59,347
That's why this delivery
job for New San Francisco...
313
00:18:59,389 --> 00:19:02,726
It was supposed to help
me get it back, you know.
314
00:19:02,767 --> 00:19:07,022
I mean, not the family, but...
315
00:19:07,063 --> 00:19:10,650
the feeling,
316
00:19:10,692 --> 00:19:13,278
being a part of somethin'.
317
00:19:18,450 --> 00:19:25,415
B68... that's B68.
318
00:19:25,457 --> 00:19:27,310
- Maybe we should try and
kill each other right here
319
00:19:27,334 --> 00:19:28,710
for old times sakes.
320
00:19:31,338 --> 00:19:33,590
- All right, bud, you're up.
321
00:19:33,631 --> 00:19:35,425
Whoa, whoa, whoa. No.
322
00:19:35,467 --> 00:19:37,594
You, do it.
323
00:19:37,635 --> 00:19:38,529
- I'll handle these
douche nozzles.
324
00:19:38,553 --> 00:19:40,388
- Mm-hmm.
325
00:19:45,602 --> 00:19:46,871
- Hey, listen, Stu.
It's Stu, right?
326
00:19:46,895 --> 00:19:48,021
I mean, or you go by Stuart?
327
00:19:48,063 --> 00:19:49,165
Like, what is your...
What do you go by?
328
00:19:49,189 --> 00:19:52,233
- Sh-shut up.
- My bad, big man.
329
00:19:54,444 --> 00:19:57,655
- Big man? Go fuck yourself!
330
00:19:57,697 --> 00:20:00,033
You don't think I know
what "big man" means
331
00:20:00,075 --> 00:20:03,620
or, uh, "papa bear", or "boss,"
332
00:20:03,661 --> 00:20:06,206
or "Plus Size Polly,"
333
00:20:06,247 --> 00:20:07,957
or "Big-titted Timmy,"
334
00:20:07,999 --> 00:20:09,793
or, "Hey, you know what
who you look like?"
335
00:20:09,834 --> 00:20:12,671
Oh, let me guess,
fuckin' Bruce Vilanch.
336
00:20:12,712 --> 00:20:15,256
I get it. I'm
not petite, okay?
337
00:20:15,298 --> 00:20:17,258
So, don't patronize me.
338
00:20:17,300 --> 00:20:20,762
How would you like to
be called, uh, uh...
339
00:20:20,804 --> 00:20:21,989
How are you so
Goddamn good-lookin'?
340
00:20:22,013 --> 00:20:23,807
- I mean, his breath
smells like shit.
341
00:20:23,848 --> 00:20:24,992
- Why would you even say that?
- Oh, God,
342
00:20:25,016 --> 00:20:27,560
I can smell it from here.
343
00:20:27,602 --> 00:20:29,270
- Oh, shit.
344
00:20:32,357 --> 00:20:35,819
- Open it.
345
00:20:35,860 --> 00:20:38,446
Open it. Go on.
346
00:20:44,744 --> 00:20:46,287
- Oh, it's so
high! It's so high!
347
00:20:46,329 --> 00:20:48,498
It's so high! Oh, God,
I fuckin' hate heights!
348
00:20:48,540 --> 00:20:50,083
- Yeah, I hate
fuckin' hate dyin'!
349
00:20:50,125 --> 00:20:51,710
Hey, look, we're
not gonna jump, man.
350
00:20:51,751 --> 00:20:53,003
- And I'm not negotiating.
351
00:20:53,044 --> 00:20:54,838
This is where the red line ends.
352
00:20:54,879 --> 00:20:57,632
- Look, Stu, your
friend has a cold heart,
353
00:20:57,674 --> 00:20:59,592
but I see you, Stu.
354
00:20:59,634 --> 00:21:01,344
You're not that guy.
You're a good guy.
355
00:21:02,762 --> 00:21:08,143
- Either you jump, or you fall.
356
00:21:08,184 --> 00:21:10,353
- Then go ahead and
fuckin' shoot us!
357
00:21:10,395 --> 00:21:11,688
We're not gonna do your job.
358
00:21:11,730 --> 00:21:12,856
Go ahead. Fire away!
359
00:21:12,897 --> 00:21:15,191
Blow our fuckin' heads off!
360
00:21:15,233 --> 00:21:18,236
- Stone played this game
with me and my brother, Stu.
361
00:21:18,278 --> 00:21:19,571
It's about power!
362
00:21:19,612 --> 00:21:21,990
You wanna feel that power?
You wanna be like Stone?
363
00:21:22,032 --> 00:21:24,034
Then go ahead. Shoot us.
364
00:21:24,075 --> 00:21:26,244
But you have to finish the job!
365
00:21:26,286 --> 00:21:28,371
- Do it!
- Come on, do it!
366
00:21:28,413 --> 00:21:30,874
Do it!
- Do it!
367
00:21:30,915 --> 00:21:32,709
- If I don't kill you, I'm dead.
368
00:21:32,751 --> 00:21:33,835
- Not if you're in the car
369
00:21:33,877 --> 00:21:36,254
speeding your ass outta
here with us, Stu.
370
00:21:40,091 --> 00:21:41,468
- Fuck.
371
00:21:45,347 --> 00:21:46,699
- You gonna get a
commemorative t-shirt?
372
00:21:46,723 --> 00:21:48,159
I thought you were more
of a snow globe guy.
373
00:21:48,183 --> 00:21:50,560
- Do you ever stop talking?
- No.
374
00:21:50,602 --> 00:21:51,936
- Come on. Yeah, okay.
375
00:21:55,607 --> 00:21:57,150
- Keys, keys, keys, right here.
376
00:21:57,192 --> 00:21:58,276
Here we go.
377
00:21:59,527 --> 00:22:01,654
What do your keys look like?
- Keys.
378
00:22:01,696 --> 00:22:04,199
- Okay, how many
ridges are on them or teeth?
379
00:22:04,240 --> 00:22:05,134
- They
look like keys.
380
00:22:05,158 --> 00:22:06,493
I don't know. It's-it's a key.
381
00:22:06,534 --> 00:22:08,953
- Please be more
specific. I don't know keys.
382
00:22:08,995 --> 00:22:10,997
I'm not a locksmith
or a keymaster.
383
00:22:13,458 --> 00:22:15,377
- Got it.
384
00:22:15,418 --> 00:22:17,796
- Where'd your friend go?
- Goddamn it, Quiet.
385
00:22:19,172 --> 00:22:20,340
Fuck it. We gotta leave her.
386
00:22:28,807 --> 00:22:29,950
- The terrorists are in there?
387
00:22:29,974 --> 00:22:32,936
- Yeah, and they're armed.
388
00:22:32,977 --> 00:22:35,438
I'll handle this.
389
00:23:01,589 --> 00:23:02,549
- Shh, be quiet.
390
00:23:02,590 --> 00:23:03,883
- Why?
391
00:23:03,925 --> 00:23:05,236
- Hey, come on,
honey. Come over here.
392
00:23:05,260 --> 00:23:06,237
- Hey, who's out there?
393
00:23:06,261 --> 00:23:08,596
- Freeze in the name of the law!
394
00:23:12,559 --> 00:23:14,144
Wait, you are the terrorists?
395
00:23:14,185 --> 00:23:16,938
- Officer?
- We had nowhere else to go.
396
00:23:16,980 --> 00:23:18,898
The grocery stores
were all looted.
397
00:23:18,940 --> 00:23:20,859
We only came here to get
food for our families,
398
00:23:20,900 --> 00:23:23,028
and then the owner freaked out.
399
00:23:23,069 --> 00:23:24,630
There's enough snake-sketti
and coconut shrimp here
400
00:23:24,654 --> 00:23:26,573
to feed hundreds of people.
401
00:23:26,614 --> 00:23:28,575
- Look, lots of people
are struggling, right now,
402
00:23:28,616 --> 00:23:31,995
but hunger is not an
excuse to break the law.
403
00:23:32,037 --> 00:23:35,999
Leave now.
- Wait, I know you.
404
00:23:36,041 --> 00:23:37,667
I see him around
here all the time.
405
00:23:37,709 --> 00:23:40,170
This dude is a
fucking rent-a-cop.
406
00:23:40,211 --> 00:23:42,130
- Uh, the mall is
part of my patrol.
407
00:23:42,172 --> 00:23:45,091
I'm a real cop.
- You don't act like one.
408
00:23:45,133 --> 00:23:47,052
Tellin' folks not
to double park.
409
00:23:47,093 --> 00:23:49,346
Sweating little
kids stealing candy.
410
00:23:49,387 --> 00:23:51,348
That make you feel like
a big, powerful man?
411
00:23:51,389 --> 00:23:54,851
- I need you to vacate
the premises, please.
412
00:23:54,893 --> 00:23:57,437
- "Vacate the premises, please."
413
00:23:59,731 --> 00:24:02,317
Look at you trying
to look tough.
414
00:24:02,359 --> 00:24:04,027
That uniform barely
has a crease in it.
415
00:24:04,069 --> 00:24:06,112
Shoes still shiny.
416
00:24:06,154 --> 00:24:09,699
How is a pathetic, worthless,
pencil dick of a mall cop...
417
00:24:15,997 --> 00:24:18,667
- I told you! I am
a man of the law!
418
00:24:33,848 --> 00:24:35,725
Oh, no.
419
00:24:44,526 --> 00:24:47,237
You did this! I
was here to help!
420
00:24:47,278 --> 00:24:50,031
You had to resist!
This is your fault!
421
00:24:50,073 --> 00:24:51,700
You broke the law!
422
00:25:22,272 --> 00:25:23,898
- Oh, shit! Sorry, boss.
423
00:25:23,940 --> 00:25:25,775
I thought you were
already headed to HQ.
424
00:25:25,817 --> 00:25:27,444
- Where is Stone?
425
00:25:31,322 --> 00:25:34,325
- I got two stones
for you, right here.
426
00:25:34,367 --> 00:25:37,912
- Oh, are we flirting now?
427
00:25:39,080 --> 00:25:41,166
More like pebbles.
428
00:25:41,207 --> 00:25:43,126
I remember what your
fuckhead boss said
429
00:25:43,168 --> 00:25:44,645
about how if someone
tells your story,
430
00:25:44,669 --> 00:25:47,130
it lives on forever.
431
00:25:47,172 --> 00:25:48,691
You'll be remembered
as the guy who died
432
00:25:48,715 --> 00:25:50,425
with his dick in his hand.
433
00:26:28,088 --> 00:26:29,673
- What the fuck did you do, Stu?
434
00:26:31,591 --> 00:26:33,385
The prisoners are loose.
435
00:26:37,722 --> 00:26:40,100
- hq.
436
00:26:52,529 --> 00:26:53,190
- Oh, Ev.
437
00:26:54,155 --> 00:26:56,282
Oh, what did they do to
your beautiful body, baby?
438
00:26:56,324 --> 00:26:59,285
Fuck. Damn it!
439
00:27:01,329 --> 00:27:02,706
Come on, baby.
440
00:27:05,959 --> 00:27:08,420
Which one of you assholes
left the dome light on?
441
00:27:08,461 --> 00:27:10,005
- Uh, who was in the car last?
442
00:27:10,046 --> 00:27:12,424
Uh, uh...
- Get out and push!
443
00:27:12,465 --> 00:27:14,676
- Okay. Wasn't me.
444
00:27:29,065 --> 00:27:30,608
Go! I got it!
445
00:27:37,407 --> 00:27:39,200
- Stu, you're my hero!
446
00:27:39,242 --> 00:27:40,344
We couldn't have
did it without you!
447
00:27:40,368 --> 00:27:43,705
- He's not here.
- I gotta fix that trunk.
448
00:27:43,747 --> 00:27:46,708
Should we go back and get him?
- Are you shitting me?
449
00:27:46,750 --> 00:27:47,876
- You're right.
450
00:27:47,917 --> 00:27:49,919
Jello, Stu.
451
00:28:12,400 --> 00:28:16,321
- Mike, they overpowered me.
452
00:28:16,363 --> 00:28:19,282
- If you ain't with
us, you're against us.
453
00:28:25,121 --> 00:28:27,350
- Did they really
have to strip all your guns?
454
00:28:27,374 --> 00:28:28,583
That's just mean.
455
00:28:28,625 --> 00:28:30,377
- They take everything?
- Yeah, no weapons,
456
00:28:30,418 --> 00:28:32,021
which means I'm gonna
be clinching my cheeks
457
00:28:32,045 --> 00:28:35,256
all the way to New Chicago.
458
00:28:35,298 --> 00:28:38,218
Aww, man, they took
my cocoa butter.
459
00:28:38,259 --> 00:28:40,178
Now, I'm gonna be ashy, too.
460
00:28:40,220 --> 00:28:41,280
Look, I need to
make up some time,
461
00:28:41,304 --> 00:28:42,406
so is there any
way I can drop you
462
00:28:42,430 --> 00:28:44,474
between here and New Chicago?
463
00:28:46,810 --> 00:28:49,354
- Yeah, there is.
464
00:28:49,396 --> 00:28:50,414
Growing up, my brother,
he used to tell me
465
00:28:50,438 --> 00:28:53,066
about how before the fall,
466
00:28:53,108 --> 00:28:57,862
people lived in cities
without walls, without fear.
467
00:28:57,904 --> 00:29:00,365
We were trying to get
to a place like that.
468
00:29:00,407 --> 00:29:02,343
- Well, I'm sorry to break
the news to you, sister,
469
00:29:02,367 --> 00:29:04,285
but all those cities are gone.
470
00:29:04,327 --> 00:29:06,496
- No, not all of them.
471
00:29:08,415 --> 00:29:11,710
There's a sanctuary
city in the Midwest.
472
00:29:11,751 --> 00:29:13,191
That's where we were
headed before...
473
00:29:16,089 --> 00:29:18,008
things got fucked.
474
00:29:20,969 --> 00:29:24,014
- Well, does this
sanctuary city have a name?
475
00:29:29,144 --> 00:29:36,151
- HQ. Topeka.
475
00:29:37,305 --> 00:30:37,847
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