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- We don't have time for this.
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You're hurt. I get it.
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Now, there's a way out of this.
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Okay?
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This never happened
to me before.
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Really. Man.
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Oh, man.
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Damn it.
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You never get a second chance
to make a first impression.
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You know?
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Hey! Oh, no, no, no, no! No!
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This time it's loaded.
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Six bullets, each
with your name on it
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if you don't get out
of my car right now!
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That said, I'm
willing to negotiate.
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Oh, I guess Evelyn doesn't
like you very much.
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I'll make you a deal.
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You scooch over, I'll get
you out of this alive.
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But you better think fast,
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'cause that ain't
no birthday clown.
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Okay, go!
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Oh, shit.
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Okay, L1, R1, up, down,
left, right, right, down, up.
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All right, Evelyn,
we have nine days
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to get away from this clown,
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ditch this psychopathic
hitchhiker,
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and make it to New Chicago.
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Hey, look! You
forgot your seatbelt.
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Agh!
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- Here for the show?
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- I'm definitely
here for the show!
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Oh, shit!
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- You're not coming to my show?
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Well, then the show
is coming to you!
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- Suppertime!
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- Stu, I love you, but
this is all your fault.
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- How was I supposed to know
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the woods would be
crawling with butchers.
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- They're talking about
getting us exiled.
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You had to get caught
sleeping on duty!
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- Hey! You were sleeping, too!
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- I wasn't the one snoring
like a goat in heat!
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- It's called sleep apnea.
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It's a real medical condition.
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And it would be a
lot more manageable
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if you hadn't traded in
my CPAP machine for porno.
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- Well, excuse me for trying
to get you something dope
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for your birthday!
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- You know what's dope?
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A full eight hours of sleep.
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Dreaming is dope!
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- Francis!
- What?
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- Why did you season
both meat baths
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in teriyaki sauce?
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Francis, we talked about
diversifying flavors.
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- Fine! Um...
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Oh, I'll cover the thick
one in lemon pepper.
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- No, no!
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Oh, god, it's so tangy, dude!
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- I call dibs on
the man titties.
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- Holy cow!
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- Clear!
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- We don't usually
find the pigs alive
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before the luau. You
can cut 'em loose.
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Butchers!
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They'd rather eat the flesh
of their own kind than starve.
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You guys are guards?
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- We, uh, we used to be.
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Uh, Mike and I were...
- On a scouting mission
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from Seattle looking
for trading routes.
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Our car broke down and
the next thing you know
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we're getting grabbed
by these assholes.
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- We're always on the lookout
for upstanding citizens.
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I'll give you guys a choice.
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You can try and make
your way back up north
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where it can be pretty dicey,
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or if you can take the grit,
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join us in bringing
law and order
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back to the Divided
States of America.
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What do you say?
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- Come on.
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- Sweet.
- All right.
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Welcome to the law, huh?
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- Yeah!
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- You guys.
- Don't go dying on us.
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- I can't believe
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I already got a flat tire.
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Way to go, John. Way to go.
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Hey, silent but not very deadly,
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you gonna come over here
and help me with this?
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Don't shush me!
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You come over here and
help me with the tire.
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- I'm gonna handle this
shit. Watch my back.
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Ahh!
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Ah, shit. Ahh!
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You can hide,
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but I have ways to find you.
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Marco! Marco!
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- I'll be right back, Evelyn.
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I'll get us outta here.
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- Marco!
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Damn! That usually works.
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Huh?
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- Shh.
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Oh, shit.
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- Marco.
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- Well, hi there!
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Oh, that tickled.
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You know, my dad always
wanted to play catch,
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but he could never catch a ball.
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He could catch a bullet.
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Why are you scurrying
away, little squirrel?
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Looking for a nut?
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This is gonna be fun! Machete!
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Huh, swung a little wide there.
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Well, aren't we a
tall glass of water!
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Me, I'm more of
a Hawaiian punch!
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I'm guessing you
don't fight much
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outside of your car now, do you?
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- Look, clown, I don't need
four wheels to kick your ass.
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Any chance we could get
this back in the cars?
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- How about a little kill music?
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- Do you love the
silver-haired god?
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And don't lie to me.
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- Yeah, man.
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Look, I listened to
"Unleash the Dragon"
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so many times the disc broke.
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I'm not a liar.
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- Well, you said you
were coming to my show
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and then you shot at me!
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- It was a misunderstanding.
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I been getting shot at
ever since I can remember.
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It's force of habit, I guess.
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- Sounds like you
have trust issues.
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- Yeah, you're not wrong.
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Nice pipes, dude, I have to say.
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That high note,
whoo! It was perfect.
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- Oh, word?
- Yeah, can I go?
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I got somewhere to be.
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- I thought you said you
were coming to the show!
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- Of course, I am.
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Just can I leave after the show?
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- Well, in that case,
tonight is opening night!
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- How were your showers?
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- Aw, I don't know the last time
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I felt hot water that
wasn't my own piss.
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Uh, sir.
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- Consider it your recompense
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for upholding law and order.
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Warm showers, warm
blankets, warm meals.
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- Oh.
- Aw, fuck, mashed potatoes?
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- And goddamn,
look at all that gravy!
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I wonder how we can get
one of those punch cards.
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- Now, let's proceed
to your initiation.
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Right this way, gentlemen.
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What you see down there
is our supply truck.
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It brings us
important provisions.
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As you can see,
it's broken down.
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That's why it's not moving.
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What I need for you to do
is to protect that truck.
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- From what?
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- Seagulls.
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- Skittles?
- No, I'm good.
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- Pre-show jitters.
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Listen, I really appreciate
you coming along willingly.
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Normally I have to drag
people into the theater
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kicking and screaming.
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But word of advice,
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you won't like what
happens if you run.
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What? Oh, him?
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Nah, he was here before.
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Hey, Donald.
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Don't worry, he can't hear us.
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I love names. I'm
kind of a name guy.
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You know, the right
one can send a shudder
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down your spine.
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Wanna know what I go by?
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- There's not a person
on the West Coast
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that hasn't heard
of Sweet Tooth.
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- See what I mean?
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I mean, you really feel
that in your bones!
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What's your name, friend?
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- John Doe.
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- Nah, I'll give it a seven.
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- Hey, I didn't pick it.
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I don't know what
name I was born with
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or who I am really.
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- Oh, amnesia.
What's your brand?
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Post-traumatic,
transient, dissociative?
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- All I know is my first memory
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is me waking up in my car
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with blood coming
out of my head.
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- Wait, that's my
first memory too!
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My head covered in blood.
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Of course, it was being pushed
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out of my mom's
whisker biscuit, but...
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- Whoa! You remember that?
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- Oh, yeah. I
remember everything.
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You should consider
yourself lucky.
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There are some things
I wish I could forget.
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Like the time I shit my pants
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in my elementary school
production of "Oklahoma".
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I can still see the
audience's faces
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laughing, mocking.
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Did you know Sisqo's
real name was Mark?
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- Oh, a rock.
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- Man, what is wrong with you?
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You holding in a
fart or something?
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- If the truck is so important,
why don't they just move it?
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Something doesn't
smell right, man.
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- Smells good to me.
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Back in Seattle, they
treated us like morons.
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Now look at us; we
holding .30-cals, dude!
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Come on, baby, get
your head in the game.
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Come on. Come on.
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There you go.
- Fuck you!
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- Eyes up, boys.
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Those seagulls lay a
fingernail on our supplies,
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it's open season.
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- What the hell?
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Hey, why do you
call 'em seagulls?
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These look like normal
survivors to me.
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- What else would you call a
bunch of fucking trash eaters?
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- Dude, are we really
gonna kill these guys?
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- There's one left, Stu.
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He's all yours.
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Clean it up!
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Melon down.
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- I saved your ass.
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- Seagulls,
butchers, exiles.
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They see the world
in shades of gray.
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What I need from you two lawmen
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is to just show them
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that there's only two
colors in the world,
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black and blue.
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Now, you missed, Stu.
It can happen to anyone.
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Rookie mistake.
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Hey, don't let it happen again.
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Okay.
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You guys want some burgers?
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- Bubby-baby, bubby-baby.
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Tip of the teat,
tip of the teat.
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Tip of the teat.
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My marvelous mutterer
makes me mingy on Monday.
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- You sleep here?
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00:14:56,312 --> 00:14:58,064
What, the penthouse
was booked up?
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- Nah, way too much
space up there.
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Nice bidet, though.
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Like taking a
shotgun up the ass.
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No, I sleep here
because it reminds me
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of where I was before Vegas.
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Back then, I lived with a
real solid group of dudes.
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But then the world took a
shit and I came to Sin City.
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Now that was a party.
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00:15:18,501 --> 00:15:21,087
- You've been here alone
for over two decades?
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00:15:21,129 --> 00:15:24,007
- Oh, shit, has
it been that long?
258
00:15:24,049 --> 00:15:25,258
Look at this guy.
259
00:15:25,300 --> 00:15:27,886
Hasn't aged a day.
What a beauty.
260
00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:29,262
Nah, I'm not alone.
261
00:15:29,304 --> 00:15:31,264
I got Harold, which, have you...
262
00:15:31,306 --> 00:15:32,932
You haven't met Harold yet.
263
00:15:32,974 --> 00:15:35,769
I'm gonna introduce you.
264
00:15:35,810 --> 00:15:38,396
This is Harold.
265
00:15:38,438 --> 00:15:40,607
Been my best friend
since I was a kid.
266
00:15:40,648 --> 00:15:42,901
You know, my entire life
people have been lying to me.
267
00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:45,362
Even my fucking parents!
268
00:15:45,403 --> 00:15:47,405
But, uh, never Harold.
269
00:15:47,447 --> 00:15:50,950
No, he can't lie to me.
He can't lie to anyone.
270
00:15:50,992 --> 00:15:52,535
- I can see that.
271
00:15:53,703 --> 00:15:55,622
- I don't know what
I'd do without him.
272
00:15:55,663 --> 00:15:57,665
Look at that smile.
273
00:15:57,707 --> 00:15:59,376
So, you got a Harold?
274
00:15:59,417 --> 00:16:01,628
- No. I got an Evelyn.
275
00:16:01,670 --> 00:16:03,296
- Oh, that's cute.
276
00:16:03,338 --> 00:16:07,467
- Before I met her, being
alone was all I knew.
277
00:16:07,509 --> 00:16:09,969
You know, she makes
everything easier, you know?
278
00:16:10,011 --> 00:16:13,640
Sometimes I wish I could
make her laugh. Right?
279
00:16:13,682 --> 00:16:15,308
I have to say
after all this time
280
00:16:15,350 --> 00:16:17,894
that's the sound
I miss the most.
281
00:16:17,936 --> 00:16:20,146
- You know
what sound I miss the most?
282
00:16:20,188 --> 00:16:23,149
The sound of hand meat
clapping together.
283
00:16:23,191 --> 00:16:25,568
Nothing like that
glorious applause.
284
00:16:25,610 --> 00:16:27,380
I mean, it's almost
better than, I don't know,
285
00:16:27,404 --> 00:16:29,406
hearing somebody choking
on their own blood.
286
00:16:29,447 --> 00:16:31,241
But look at me
getting carried away.
287
00:16:31,282 --> 00:16:33,535
Good thing that your
Evelyn's got hands, huh?
288
00:16:33,576 --> 00:16:35,495
She must clap for
you all the time.
289
00:16:35,537 --> 00:16:37,831
- Nah, she doesn't.
She's my car.
290
00:16:37,872 --> 00:16:39,290
- You talk to your car?
291
00:16:39,332 --> 00:16:42,836
That's weird, man.
292
00:16:42,877 --> 00:16:47,173
Ah, mwah! There you are.
293
00:16:47,215 --> 00:16:51,261
So, if Evelyn's not
the girl, who's she?
294
00:16:53,972 --> 00:16:56,558
I caught this little pest
crawling through my vents.
295
00:16:56,599 --> 00:16:58,435
See, I was gonna starve her.
296
00:16:58,476 --> 00:17:00,437
Watching the life slowly
drain from their eyes.
297
00:17:00,478 --> 00:17:02,814
Kind of my artistic process.
298
00:17:04,566 --> 00:17:08,278
You know, the last guy
lasted almost four weeks.
299
00:17:08,319 --> 00:17:09,821
Hey, Wilbur!
300
00:17:09,863 --> 00:17:12,157
I think she's gonna give
you a run for you money.
301
00:17:12,198 --> 00:17:13,616
She won't.
302
00:17:15,577 --> 00:17:17,370
Bubby-baby, bubby-baby.
303
00:17:17,412 --> 00:17:19,914
- Hey, you tried to kill
me every chance you get.
304
00:17:19,956 --> 00:17:21,666
Why should I show you mercy?
305
00:17:25,003 --> 00:17:26,713
Goddamn it!
306
00:17:30,258 --> 00:17:32,886
Hey, man, why don't
you let her out?
307
00:17:32,927 --> 00:17:35,388
- And why would I do that?
- No, no, no, listen.
308
00:17:35,430 --> 00:17:37,349
What good is an audience of one?
309
00:17:37,390 --> 00:17:39,100
Think about all
the meat slapping
310
00:17:39,142 --> 00:17:42,729
you'll hear with four hands.
311
00:17:42,771 --> 00:17:44,898
- Ah, that's true.
312
00:17:44,939 --> 00:17:46,358
I don't often get feedback
313
00:17:46,399 --> 00:17:50,111
from the 18 to 35
female demographic.
314
00:17:50,153 --> 00:17:53,365
Fine!
315
00:17:53,406 --> 00:17:55,575
You fish her out
and take a seat.
316
00:17:55,617 --> 00:18:00,163
Don't worry, I got a
table just for you.
317
00:18:00,205 --> 00:18:02,332
- And what happens
after the show?
318
00:18:02,374 --> 00:18:04,876
- Well, you go on
your merry way.
319
00:18:04,918 --> 00:18:06,503
- Really?
320
00:18:06,544 --> 00:18:07,754
- Well, if I'm being honest,
321
00:18:07,796 --> 00:18:10,882
nobody has survived
all three acts.
322
00:18:10,924 --> 00:18:12,592
Gird your loins!
323
00:18:24,479 --> 00:18:25,719
- Tonight, you will be enjoying
324
00:18:26,272 --> 00:18:27,774
white tiger prepared three ways.
325
00:18:27,816 --> 00:18:30,068
There's a whole pack of
those milky white assholes
326
00:18:30,110 --> 00:18:31,945
breeding up on the fourth floor.
327
00:18:31,986 --> 00:18:33,905
Anyway, enjoy.
328
00:18:33,947 --> 00:18:35,532
Bony tit!
329
00:18:39,411 --> 00:18:40,721
- Give me back those
keys! Hey, hey!
330
00:18:40,745 --> 00:18:41,871
If it wasn't for me,
331
00:18:41,913 --> 00:18:43,873
you would be a starving
corpse right now.
332
00:18:54,426 --> 00:18:57,929
Listen, neither one of us
made it pretty far on our own.
333
00:18:57,971 --> 00:19:02,058
So, instead of us trying to...
Holy shit, this steak is good.
334
00:19:02,100 --> 00:19:03,786
Instead of us trying to
stab each other in the back,
335
00:19:03,810 --> 00:19:05,496
we should put our heads
together and figure out
336
00:19:05,520 --> 00:19:07,720
how in the hell we're going
to make it through the show.
337
00:19:09,691 --> 00:19:11,651
Is any of this getting
through to you?
338
00:19:15,989 --> 00:19:18,742
Blink twice for yes.
339
00:19:20,326 --> 00:19:22,871
Cool, we're fucked.
340
00:19:30,920 --> 00:19:34,424
- Tonight, I will be presenting
a one-man play entitled
341
00:19:34,466 --> 00:19:37,552
"That's In-Room Entertainment",
342
00:19:37,594 --> 00:19:40,305
based on the hotel's
in-room entertainment.
343
00:19:46,478 --> 00:19:48,980
Hi, I'm Debra from
guest services.
344
00:19:49,022 --> 00:19:51,316
And welcome to Nevada!
345
00:19:51,358 --> 00:19:55,236
Deep in the heart of
Vegas is the Monte Cristo,
346
00:19:55,278 --> 00:19:57,739
a veritable oasis in the sand.
347
00:20:01,743 --> 00:20:04,454
And don't forget
about our promenade.
348
00:20:04,496 --> 00:20:06,498
It features all
the latest brands
349
00:20:06,539 --> 00:20:09,793
and is just a stone's
throw from the salon.
350
00:20:09,834 --> 00:20:13,004
Girl, might be time to take
care of those split ends!
351
00:20:19,177 --> 00:20:21,554
And for all you
lovebirds out there,
352
00:20:21,596 --> 00:20:26,309
Las Vegas is still the
marriage capital of the world.
353
00:20:26,351 --> 00:20:28,728
Time for kisses!
354
00:20:30,855 --> 00:20:36,736
And you have selected
express checkout.
355
00:20:36,778 --> 00:20:39,864
Please leave your
key at the drop box
356
00:20:39,906 --> 00:20:42,701
at the front desk.
357
00:20:42,742 --> 00:20:46,037
And thank you for
staying with us.
358
00:20:54,587 --> 00:20:57,340
Well, we've come to the Q&A
359
00:20:57,382 --> 00:21:00,343
where I ask the Q's
or I kick your A.
360
00:21:00,385 --> 00:21:03,304
So, now is the moment of truth.
361
00:21:03,346 --> 00:21:05,056
What do you think?
362
00:21:07,475 --> 00:21:12,856
- Oh, um, I loved it.
363
00:21:12,897 --> 00:21:15,316
- Liar!
364
00:21:15,358 --> 00:21:17,902
What exactly did
you love about it?
365
00:21:17,944 --> 00:21:19,654
- Uh, your performance!
I was moved!
366
00:21:23,491 --> 00:21:25,952
What? It was a tour de force!
367
00:21:25,994 --> 00:21:29,372
- I am gonna tour de force
this machete down your throat!
368
00:21:29,414 --> 00:21:31,583
If you're not gonna
tell the truth,
369
00:21:31,624 --> 00:21:34,252
then I'm gonna make
you shut up and bleed.
370
00:21:34,294 --> 00:21:37,047
- It was a fucking snooze-fest.
371
00:21:37,088 --> 00:21:39,090
- Now you talk?
372
00:21:39,132 --> 00:21:40,151
- What the hell did you say?
373
00:21:40,175 --> 00:21:42,260
- It sucked.
374
00:21:42,302 --> 00:21:43,928
Your performance was
dull as dick water
375
00:21:43,970 --> 00:21:46,431
and frankly beneath you.
376
00:21:46,473 --> 00:21:48,224
- And you?
377
00:21:48,266 --> 00:21:49,976
You agree with her?
378
00:21:56,775 --> 00:21:59,652
- Yes. I agree with her.
379
00:22:02,405 --> 00:22:03,948
Come on, man, it was boring.
380
00:22:03,990 --> 00:22:04,967
I get it, you've
been here forever,
381
00:22:04,991 --> 00:22:06,785
but you did a play
about a hotel!
382
00:22:10,997 --> 00:22:13,416
- But didn't Mark Twain say
you should write what you know?
383
00:22:13,458 --> 00:22:14,709
- Well, Mark Twain's a dumbass.
384
00:22:14,751 --> 00:22:16,103
You gotta get out
in the world, man.
385
00:22:16,127 --> 00:22:17,504
- Yeah. Look, trust me,
386
00:22:17,545 --> 00:22:20,382
you don't want to spend the
rest of your life alone.
387
00:22:20,423 --> 00:22:21,966
You end up talking to a car.
388
00:22:22,008 --> 00:22:23,593
- Yeah, like this guy.
389
00:22:23,635 --> 00:22:25,261
- You know what? You're right.
390
00:22:25,303 --> 00:22:27,013
I can't wait here
for my audience.
391
00:22:27,055 --> 00:22:30,892
I need to get out there
and hunt my audience down.
392
00:22:30,934 --> 00:22:31,994
- Oh, no, no, that's
not what I meant.
393
00:22:32,018 --> 00:22:33,937
- No, that's exactly
what you meant.
394
00:22:33,978 --> 00:22:36,940
I'm gonna get out there, and
I'm gonna embrace the chaos.
395
00:22:36,981 --> 00:22:41,403
Who knows, maybe I'll
even fall in love!
396
00:22:41,444 --> 00:22:44,030
The show is going on the road!
397
00:22:53,832 --> 00:22:56,084
- That was beautiful, man!
398
00:23:17,522 --> 00:23:19,816
- Well, a night of firsts.
399
00:23:19,858 --> 00:23:21,067
My first honest critique,
400
00:23:21,109 --> 00:23:23,778
first people I ever
let leave here alive,
401
00:23:23,820 --> 00:23:27,824
but most importantly,
my first two fans.
402
00:23:27,866 --> 00:23:29,576
You two.
403
00:23:29,617 --> 00:23:31,911
I got you a headshot.
404
00:23:31,953 --> 00:23:33,788
There's an inscription in that.
405
00:23:33,830 --> 00:23:36,666
- "See you soon."
- I hope not.
406
00:23:36,708 --> 00:23:39,252
- Hey, thanks for being honest.
407
00:24:52,242 --> 00:24:53,594
- You know, I
have to admit I didn't think
408
00:24:53,618 --> 00:24:56,454
we were gonna make it
out of there alive.
409
00:24:56,496 --> 00:24:57,807
I mean, it would have
been a lot easier
410
00:24:57,831 --> 00:24:59,475
if you had piped up instead
of just trying to...
411
00:24:59,499 --> 00:25:01,042
Oh, come on! Have
you learned nothing?
412
00:25:04,796 --> 00:25:06,297
What is your problem anyway?
413
00:25:06,339 --> 00:25:07,441
- I'm trying to find someone.
414
00:25:07,465 --> 00:25:08,401
- Well, I'm trying
to get somewhere,
415
00:25:08,425 --> 00:25:09,360
and I lost a hell
of a lot of time
416
00:25:09,384 --> 00:25:11,136
watching that god-awful play.
417
00:25:13,179 --> 00:25:15,348
If you put the gun
down, I'll drop you off
418
00:25:15,390 --> 00:25:17,600
as close as I can to
where you're going. Deal?
419
00:25:17,642 --> 00:25:19,978
- Fine. But I'm
keeping the gun.
420
00:25:20,020 --> 00:25:22,420
- No, come on, that one's new.
All right, all right, take it.
421
00:25:27,861 --> 00:25:29,696
What's your name anyway?
422
00:25:32,532 --> 00:25:34,284
Okay, I'll start.
Hi, I'm John.
423
00:25:34,325 --> 00:25:36,453
You're...?
424
00:25:36,494 --> 00:25:38,538
Bridget?
425
00:25:38,580 --> 00:25:40,040
Yolanda? Jennifer?
426
00:25:41,708 --> 00:25:43,752
Okay. So, since you
like to be quiet,
427
00:25:43,793 --> 00:25:45,462
that's what I'm gonna
call you: Quiet.
428
00:25:45,503 --> 00:25:48,131
Is that okay, Quiet?
- Yep.
429
00:25:48,173 --> 00:25:49,984
- So, you're really not
gonna tell me your name?
430
00:25:50,008 --> 00:25:51,676
- Nope.
431
00:25:52,635 --> 00:25:54,304
- Fine.
432
00:25:54,346 --> 00:25:55,906
Makes it easier when
I drop your ass off
433
00:25:55,930 --> 00:25:58,433
in the middle of nowhere, Quiet.
434
00:26:05,065 --> 00:26:06,483
Sack up, newbs.
435
00:26:06,524 --> 00:26:09,194
Got a live one.
436
00:26:09,235 --> 00:26:10,987
I'll stop the vehicle
437
00:26:11,029 --> 00:26:13,073
and demand to see their
open road license.
438
00:26:13,114 --> 00:26:15,075
If they don't got
it, they don't pass.
439
00:26:19,412 --> 00:26:20,372
What?
440
00:26:20,413 --> 00:26:22,499
- Hey, sorry, just one question.
441
00:26:22,540 --> 00:26:24,876
Where do we bring 'em?
442
00:26:24,918 --> 00:26:28,755
Oh, and why are
we stopping them?
443
00:26:28,797 --> 00:26:31,508
And what's an open road license?
444
00:26:31,549 --> 00:26:33,843
Is it common at the...
- Just get in.
445
00:26:33,885 --> 00:26:36,054
- We learn on the
job. I respect that.
446
00:26:36,888 --> 00:26:37,907
- I've never seen a checkpoint
447
00:26:37,931 --> 00:26:39,891
that wasn't outside
of a settlement.
448
00:26:39,933 --> 00:26:41,118
And these guys
aren't on the map.
449
00:26:41,142 --> 00:26:43,895
So, more delays.
450
00:26:43,937 --> 00:26:44,979
Let me do all the talking.
451
00:26:45,021 --> 00:26:46,374
I deal with these
guys all the time.
452
00:26:46,398 --> 00:26:49,192
I speak their lingo.
453
00:26:49,234 --> 00:26:51,986
- Hey, ORL, please.
454
00:26:52,028 --> 00:26:54,406
- Did you just ask me for oral?
455
00:26:54,447 --> 00:26:58,243
- Uh, no, sir. ORL.
456
00:26:58,284 --> 00:26:59,911
Open road license.
457
00:26:59,953 --> 00:27:02,539
- That's an awful acronym.
458
00:27:02,580 --> 00:27:04,541
Hey, look, I'm just a milkman.
459
00:27:04,582 --> 00:27:07,168
I'm just passing
through, man. Come on.
460
00:27:07,210 --> 00:27:08,795
And you guys look
great, by the way.
461
00:27:08,837 --> 00:27:10,130
I love your shirts, man.
462
00:27:10,171 --> 00:27:11,983
What are you, like a club
or a team or something?
463
00:27:12,007 --> 00:27:14,718
- We're officers. Of the law.
464
00:27:14,759 --> 00:27:17,262
- Ah, angry black
friend. Okay.
465
00:27:26,688 --> 00:27:29,065
Hey, where... Get
back in the car!
466
00:27:29,107 --> 00:27:30,442
- Listen to your friend!
467
00:27:30,483 --> 00:27:31,818
- Eat my ass, motherfucker!
467
00:27:32,305 --> 00:28:32,611
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