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CHLOE:
Oh, God, this icing is too runny.
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It's too runny.
It's too runny, isn't it? [sighs]
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I'm just so stressed,
I'm sweating through my apron.
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God, I'm such a pig.
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- Will you please just shut up?
I can't concentrate.
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- I'm sorry.
It's just, I wanna impress him.
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Man. Oh, my hands, I'm shaking.
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I'm shaking and I feel nauseous.
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Do you feel nauseous?
- Not nauseous.
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Aroused.
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Lately, my anxiety has morphed
into something different.
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Something... sexual.
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♪
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[sighs]
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♪
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[clinking glass]
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- Shut... the fuck... up.
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♪
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What do we have here?
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- Uh, lemon blueberry macaroon
with lavender cream filling, sir.
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♪
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- I have one word for you:
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No.
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♪
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- Raspberry cream eclair
infused with rose.
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♪
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- I have two words for you:
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[spits] Fuck you.
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♪
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A cupcake, I see.
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Somebody must be feeling themselves today.
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Let's see what you got here, Mary.
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♪
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Mm!
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Mm-mm. Mm-mm.
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Mm-mm-mm.
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Now that is absolutely... perfect.
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[gasps, sighs]
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But does it float?
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♪
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The cupcakes here must float, Mary.
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So why am I looking at this cupcake
chillin' at the bottom of the ocean
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like it's the goddamn Titanic?
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- [softly] Oh...
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CHEF PERCY: Get it together, Mary,
or I will cut you loose.
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FRANCIS:
Excuse me, Chef?
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Two shady guys are here to see you.
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- Bring 'em in.
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Maybe they're somebody
who can teach y'all
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how to make a suitable fuckin' pastry.
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Hey!
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What the fuck are you two doing here?
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- What's up, Chef Percy, how you been?
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- I'm good, I'm good, I'm good.
How are you? What's up?
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Julio, man, you look good, man.
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What's up?
- I'm good, I'm good.
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- Damn, Chef Percy,
you're not gonna ask me how I'm doing?
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- Listen, man, I ain't got no damn time
for all that damn chit-chat now.
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I'm over here making people great.
What the fuck y'all want?
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- Alright, alright. Here's the thing.
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Me and Luis, we're gonna open up a café.
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- Yeah, like Starbucks, but better.
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And we're not gonna have no bathroom code.
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Actually, uh, maybe we should have one.
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- Yeah, but we need
a badass culinary artist, like yourself,
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to run the kitchen.
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LUIS:
You're a beast in the kitchen.
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JULIO:
We got the perfect location.
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It's a spot in the hood.
We're all set up.
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- Dawg, location is everything.
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JULIO:
And it's gonna be like Hugs Not Thugs.
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We're gonna hire and train ex-felons,
and check this out,
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we're gonna call it Mugs Not Thugs.
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- Ooh! Damn, that's a clean-ass name, huh?
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- So what's up? You ready to roll?
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- Abso-fucking-lutely not.
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I got a beautiful thing going on here.
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I make six figures a year,
I got healthcare,
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the people here fear me
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and secretly wanna have sex with me.
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Ain't shit in the world you could say
to convince me to give all that up.
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- Oh. Come on, dawg. Please!
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- Fuck it, you've convinced me.
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♪ theme music playing ♪
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♪
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- The fuck?
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This ain't a café,
this is a fuckin' crime scene.
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Look, there's blood
right there on the ground.
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There's code violations everywhere.
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- Yeah, I mean,
we're still tryin' to figure out
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how to get the repairs done
and everything.
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- I thought you said you had a plan, man.
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Is this place even zoned properly?
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- Of course, it is.
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Or actually-- I-I don't know.
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- Hey, hey, but don't worry,
we're gonna handle it right now.
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Alright, I brought
my measuring tape and everything.
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- Ooh-ho!
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- Man, I left my whole fuckin' life
for this shit, man.
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I had a 401k.
You finna give me a 401k?
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JULIO:
Of course, I am.
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What-what's a 401k?
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Oh!
- Hey, shit! Shit!
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Chill, chill, homey.
Chill, chill.
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Hey, homey. Hey.
[panting]
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JULIO: Breathe!
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- Come on. Be strong.
Be strong. Stay strong, homey.
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[Chef Percy breathing heavily]
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[sighs deeply]
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- Didn't you do business shit
at Hugs Not Thugs?
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- I mean, not really.
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Minister Payne always handled that.
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- Then fuckin' call that bitch.
We need him.
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- You don't think I tried?
He fuckin' disappeared.
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His phone's dead,
his emails keep bouncing back.
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- Dawg, I had to learn
what a mailer daemon is.
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- Well, have you tried Googling him?
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- Alright, let's see here.
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- Damn, y'all live in a garage?
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This shit is sad.
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I got a garage.
You know who live in there? A car.
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Not two Mexicans.
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- Nothing's showing up.
[Luis sighs]
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- Why won't you type in
"Minister Payne Big Ass Donkey Dick"?
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[keys clacking]
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- Dawg, that was a great idea.
- What?
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LUIS:
Damn, Minister Payne has an OnlyFans?
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Psst. I'm jealous.
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He's probably in there
boning hot ladies and shit. Boom.
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- Nah, looks like
he mostly just jerks off.
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LUIS:
Hmm.
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- Damn, we need an account to log in.
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- Oh. We can use mine.
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- Or you could use mine.
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- I'll just use mine.
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LUIS: How we gonna talk
to this kinky-ass fool?
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- There's a live chat option.
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- How much do it cost?
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♪ Cyberwarfare by Soryu playing ♪
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♪
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MINISTER PAYNE [over laptop]:
Are you pervs ready
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to see a salami so big
it's destroyed lives, including my own?
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Well, look no further, and get ready
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to feel the Pa-a-ayne!
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♪
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- Oh.
CHEF PERCY: No.
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JULIO:
Ooh. Whoa, who, whoa, whoa!
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- No, no, no, no, no!
CHEF PERCY: Chill, chill, chill.
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- Payne. It's-it's me, Julio.
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- Julio?
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[music stops]
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What are you doing on my OnlyFans?
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- Alright, alright, here's the thing.
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Me, Luis, and Chef Percy,
we're opening up a café
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and it's gonna be
just like Hugs Not Thugs.
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But this time, we got money.
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- Yeah, homey, we got feria.
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- Did you two rob a fuckin' bank?
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- Luis and I are gonna run shit,
Chef Percy's gonna be the chef,
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but we need you.
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You're the one who knows
how to start a business,
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do all that zoning shit.
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Plus, it just wouldn't feel right
to do this without you.
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So what do you say?
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You ready to make
the prison industrial complex
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suck our dicks again?
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- Look, guys,
I appreciate you thinking of me,
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but I'm done with helping people.
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I wish you guys all the best
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but, uh, this is not something
I wanna be a part of.
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- Come on, dawg, please!
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- No.
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- No?
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Fuck, that's what I should have said, no.
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- I got a new life going,
and I'm finally at peace.
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So, please, let it be.
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And don't come looking for me.
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- So that's it, huh?
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- Nah, I know that fool.
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He's just playing hard to get.
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- Okay, but we don't
even know where he is.
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- Hold up.
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Check this out.
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LUIS:
What the fuck?
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Cum diaper?
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Dawg, what the fuck you doing?
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- Trust me.
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♪ Cyberwarfare by Soryu ♪
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♪
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Return address, bitch.
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♪
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That fool's out in the desert.
It's like three hours away.
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CHEF PERCY [over phone]:
Ah, shit, that's drivable.
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- So you down to drive us out there?
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CHEF PERCY:
Nah, you fuckin' drive.
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- Come on, dawg, please?
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CHEF PERCY:
A'ight, fuck it, I'll do it.
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Man, my van should be able to--
Wait. Wait, wait, wait.
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Fuck! Why do I keep on saying
yes to everything?
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♪
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♪
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- Aw, hell no, man.
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This is some Hills Have Eyes shit.
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[camera shutter clicks]
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- Dawg, what the fuck are you doing?
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- Ruby's been showing me all these pics
from when she travels.
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This ain't Copenhagen,
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but I wanna show her
I've seen some shit, too.
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[camera shutter clicks]
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- Yo, man, something don't feel right
about this place.
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♪
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Creepy-ass little tiny home.
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♪
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JULIO:
Well, I think we found it.
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LUIS:
Damn, Payne really doubled down
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on the giant dick thing, huh?
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[camera shutter clicking]
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MINISTER PAYNE:
How are my little peppers doing today?
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You're growing up
big and strong and spicy.
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You're daddy's spicy boys,
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and daddy loves you.
JULIO: Payne?
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[sighs]
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- I told you not to look for me.
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- I thought you were playing hard to get.
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[sighs]
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- Alright. Come on in.
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[sniffles]
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♪
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[shutter clicks]
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♪
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Cashew nuts.
- Sure.
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- Uh, I only have, uh,
one mug to drink out of.
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I'm trying to live more simply.
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It's easier that way.
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See, out here, you don't
need material possessions
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weighing you down.
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LUIS:
Damn, Payne.
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You eat like a squirrel.
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- Aha. Well, the squirrels got it right.
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You see, the raw cashew
is nature's most perfect food.
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All the nutrients your body needs
are right here.
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You have fat, you have fiber,
you have protein,
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you have iron, you have zinc, magnesium,
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manganese, phosphorus,
it's all right here.
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- It's alright there, huh?
MINISTER PAYNE: Mm-hmm.
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- Look, I know you said
you didn't wanna help us with the café
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but before you make up your mind,
I wanted you to see this.
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The Payne I remember was a fighter.
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You don't belong out here in the desert,
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eating cashews, not doing shit.
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Here's your chance
to do great things again.
252
00:10:55,322 --> 00:10:56,573
So what do you say?
253
00:10:56,573 --> 00:10:57,699
[Minister Payne sighs]
254
00:10:58,408 --> 00:11:01,411
- I appreciate what you guys
are trying to do
255
00:11:01,411 --> 00:11:04,873
and, uh, yes, there was
a time when, indeed,
256
00:11:04,873 --> 00:11:07,835
I thought my purpose in life
was to help others
257
00:11:07,835 --> 00:11:11,463
fight an unjust system, but I was wrong.
258
00:11:12,089 --> 00:11:15,509
And now I know the only thing
I have to offer this world
259
00:11:15,509 --> 00:11:18,262
is the giant sweet potato
between my knees.
260
00:11:18,262 --> 00:11:20,514
And I'm okay with that.
261
00:11:20,514 --> 00:11:22,432
I've found my place
out here in the desert.
262
00:11:22,432 --> 00:11:23,934
♪
263
00:11:23,934 --> 00:11:28,981
There's a, there's a, uh,
tranquil energy and a frequency
264
00:11:28,981 --> 00:11:30,399
that I've tuned into.
265
00:11:30,399 --> 00:11:32,901
You can, if you listen, you can hear it.
266
00:11:34,653 --> 00:11:35,821
[gunshot]
267
00:11:35,821 --> 00:11:37,573
LUIS: Holy shit.
- Oh, Lord.
268
00:11:37,573 --> 00:11:40,117
[gunshots]
JULIO: What the fuck?
269
00:11:41,326 --> 00:11:42,286
[cocks rifle]
CHEF PERCY: Oh, shit!
270
00:11:42,911 --> 00:11:45,163
[gunshot]
- What the fuck?
271
00:11:46,123 --> 00:11:47,249
[cocks rifle]
272
00:11:54,089 --> 00:11:55,382
- Kirk, stop.
273
00:11:56,175 --> 00:11:59,178
- I told you, take down those giant cocks!
274
00:11:59,178 --> 00:12:00,637
I don't like looking at 'em.
275
00:12:00,637 --> 00:12:02,139
- That is art!
276
00:12:03,682 --> 00:12:04,850
- I'm getting some bomb-ass photos
right now.
277
00:12:04,850 --> 00:12:06,435
- The fuck is going on?
278
00:12:06,435 --> 00:12:07,853
- What's going on is
I'm about to doo-doo myself
279
00:12:07,853 --> 00:12:09,188
and I didn't bring no extra pants.
280
00:12:09,188 --> 00:12:10,981
[indistinct chatter in distance]
281
00:12:10,981 --> 00:12:12,858
Guess I could use
one of these diapers right here.
282
00:12:12,858 --> 00:12:13,984
[yelling continues]
283
00:12:13,984 --> 00:12:14,985
What size are these?
284
00:12:14,985 --> 00:12:16,528
[gunshots]
285
00:12:19,031 --> 00:12:20,866
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
286
00:12:20,866 --> 00:12:21,992
Ceasefire.
287
00:12:23,702 --> 00:12:25,162
- Truce?
- Truce.
288
00:12:32,085 --> 00:12:33,629
You coming tonight?
289
00:12:33,629 --> 00:12:35,756
- Wouldn't miss it for the world.
290
00:12:35,756 --> 00:12:37,716
- You better bring those peppers.
291
00:12:38,342 --> 00:12:39,593
- They'll make you shit blood.
292
00:12:40,302 --> 00:12:41,470
- Looking forward to it.
293
00:12:42,262 --> 00:12:44,598
Alright, just back away.
294
00:12:45,682 --> 00:12:46,808
Nice and slow.
295
00:12:47,434 --> 00:12:48,894
[chuckles softly]
296
00:12:50,312 --> 00:12:51,271
See you later.
297
00:12:53,524 --> 00:12:54,525
- Sorry, guys.
298
00:12:54,525 --> 00:12:55,692
- The fuck?
299
00:12:55,692 --> 00:12:58,111
MINISTER PAYNE:
My neighbor Kirk. Good guy.
300
00:12:58,111 --> 00:13:01,240
Hey, y'all wanna stay
for the hootenanny tonight?
301
00:13:01,240 --> 00:13:03,242
- Well, shit, they got a Hooters out here?
302
00:13:03,242 --> 00:13:05,160
- Fuck a hootenanny, fuck these cashews,
303
00:13:05,160 --> 00:13:06,245
I'm getting the fuck outta here.
304
00:13:06,245 --> 00:13:07,496
- But we just got here.
305
00:13:07,496 --> 00:13:09,790
- Look, goddammit,
Payne said no and that's that.
306
00:13:09,790 --> 00:13:12,209
Now if you wanna walk your ass back to LA,
you can do that.
307
00:13:12,209 --> 00:13:14,628
If these psychos
don't kill your ass first.
308
00:13:18,966 --> 00:13:21,802
- Fuck.
CHEF PERCY: Come on, man, let's go.
309
00:13:21,802 --> 00:13:23,720
Bye, Mr. Minister Payne.
310
00:13:23,720 --> 00:13:26,223
- Hey. You didn't tell me you had company.
311
00:13:26,223 --> 00:13:28,934
This is great, you guys
can stay for the hootenanny
312
00:13:28,934 --> 00:13:30,185
and be the guests of honor.
313
00:13:30,811 --> 00:13:33,689
- Nah. Sorry, we gotta go.
314
00:13:37,025 --> 00:13:38,944
What the fuck?
CHEF PERCY: What the fuck?
315
00:13:38,944 --> 00:13:41,405
- Man.
- Looks like someone shot out your tire.
316
00:13:42,239 --> 00:13:43,657
That's too bad.
317
00:13:44,616 --> 00:13:46,243
Well, the good news is you can,
318
00:13:46,243 --> 00:13:48,120
you can now stick around
for the hootenanny.
319
00:13:48,120 --> 00:13:49,663
- I got a spare, bitch.
320
00:13:50,664 --> 00:13:51,999
[gunshot]
321
00:13:51,999 --> 00:13:53,083
[yells]
322
00:13:53,083 --> 00:13:55,127
- I'm sorry about that.
- Fuck!
323
00:13:55,127 --> 00:13:57,546
- Listen, I'll get you
new tires Monday morning.
324
00:13:58,005 --> 00:14:00,257
But by then, you might not wanna leave.
325
00:14:00,841 --> 00:14:02,259
'Cause the hootenanny
326
00:14:02,926 --> 00:14:04,720
has a way of changing people.
327
00:14:04,720 --> 00:14:08,015
♪ Western music playing ♪
328
00:14:08,015 --> 00:14:09,516
[heavy breathing]
329
00:14:09,516 --> 00:14:13,103
♪
330
00:14:13,103 --> 00:14:15,147
- Breathe.
Just breathe.
331
00:14:15,147 --> 00:14:16,607
- Deep breaths.
- You alright?
332
00:14:16,607 --> 00:14:18,525
- Deep breaths.
[Chef Percy inhales deeply]
333
00:14:21,570 --> 00:14:24,573
♪ folk music playing ♪
334
00:14:24,573 --> 00:14:26,909
♪
335
00:14:26,909 --> 00:14:28,619
[indistinct conversations]
336
00:14:28,619 --> 00:14:31,205
♪
337
00:14:31,205 --> 00:14:33,790
- Damn, this shit looks good.
[camera shutter clicks]
338
00:14:33,790 --> 00:14:37,920
- Everyone here grows something
to contribute to the flavor.
339
00:14:37,920 --> 00:14:39,630
No one here has much to give,
340
00:14:39,630 --> 00:14:41,757
but what we do have,
we share with each other.
341
00:14:43,634 --> 00:14:45,969
That's what I love
about this place, you see.
342
00:14:45,969 --> 00:14:50,974
Money never changes hands here
because we don't need it.
343
00:14:51,975 --> 00:14:53,894
- You sound like a fuckin' burnout.
344
00:14:53,894 --> 00:14:56,104
- Yeah, I burned out.
345
00:14:56,104 --> 00:14:57,356
And that's why I'm here.
346
00:14:58,106 --> 00:15:01,985
♪
347
00:15:01,985 --> 00:15:03,862
- Man, Ruby would love this exotic shit.
348
00:15:03,862 --> 00:15:06,031
I should have them wrap up some leftovers
to take back to her.
349
00:15:06,740 --> 00:15:08,367
- Man, don't eat that shit.
350
00:15:08,367 --> 00:15:10,619
They're tryin' to poison our asses
so they can eat us later.
351
00:15:11,912 --> 00:15:14,915
- But if they were gonna eat us,
then why would they poison us?
352
00:15:14,915 --> 00:15:16,375
You know what I mean?
'Cause then, when they eat us,
353
00:15:16,375 --> 00:15:17,668
they would be poisoning themselves.
354
00:15:18,919 --> 00:15:21,547
Plus, they're already
all eating the stew already,
355
00:15:21,547 --> 00:15:23,215
so how could they--
CHEF PERCY: Shut up, man.
356
00:15:23,215 --> 00:15:24,424
You know what the fuck I'm tryin' to say.
357
00:15:25,050 --> 00:15:26,093
They crazy.
358
00:15:26,927 --> 00:15:29,429
♪
359
00:15:29,429 --> 00:15:30,764
[indistinct conversations]
360
00:15:31,473 --> 00:15:35,727
- ♪ There's a dark
and a troubled side of life ♪
361
00:15:36,270 --> 00:15:40,274
♪ There's a bright and a sunny side, too ♪
362
00:15:41,066 --> 00:15:43,235
♪ Though we meet... ♪
- You know what?
363
00:15:43,235 --> 00:15:45,195
I don't even know why I came out here.
364
00:15:45,195 --> 00:15:46,780
You don't give a shit anymore.
365
00:15:46,780 --> 00:15:48,323
You're acting fuckin' brainwashed,
366
00:15:48,323 --> 00:15:51,243
singing along to a campfire song
with these fuckin' creeps?
367
00:15:51,243 --> 00:15:52,411
What happened to the old Payne?
368
00:15:53,120 --> 00:15:56,123
- I've let all that anger go
and I've moved on.
369
00:15:57,082 --> 00:15:59,960
Well, besides, with OnlyFans,
I come, like, 12 times a day,
370
00:15:59,960 --> 00:16:02,546
and it's-it's really hard to feel rage
when you're that tapped out.
371
00:16:03,213 --> 00:16:04,506
- Fuck that.
372
00:16:04,506 --> 00:16:06,717
You're just running away
from your problems like a coward.
373
00:16:07,467 --> 00:16:09,011
- I understand why you're mad, Julio.
374
00:16:09,970 --> 00:16:12,181
Hugs Not Thugs meant a lot to me, too.
375
00:16:12,181 --> 00:16:15,767
But now it's gone,
and I've grieved for long enough.
376
00:16:16,310 --> 00:16:18,645
I'm not running away, I'm moving on,
377
00:16:18,645 --> 00:16:20,189
and you should try it, too.
378
00:16:20,189 --> 00:16:22,191
- ♪ It will help us every day ♪
379
00:16:22,191 --> 00:16:23,734
KIRK:
Hey, check it out.
380
00:16:24,818 --> 00:16:27,863
It ain't every day
that I bust out that special jerky,
381
00:16:27,863 --> 00:16:30,115
but you guys are the men of honor.
382
00:16:30,115 --> 00:16:31,992
- Oh, hell, yeah. Local cuisine.
383
00:16:31,992 --> 00:16:33,410
- Yeah, I'm good, man.
384
00:16:33,410 --> 00:16:34,578
- Come on, give it a try.
385
00:16:34,578 --> 00:16:36,121
- I-I'm good, man. Thank you.
386
00:16:36,121 --> 00:16:38,373
- Uh, just give it a little taste. Go on.
387
00:16:38,373 --> 00:16:40,209
- I said no!
♪ dramatic music plays ♪
388
00:16:40,209 --> 00:16:43,545
Look, man, I don't know
what you hillbillies' exact plan is
389
00:16:43,545 --> 00:16:46,632
but I know one thing,
I don't wanna eat your fuckin' jerky.
390
00:16:47,382 --> 00:16:49,134
I'm tired of saying yes to everything.
391
00:16:49,134 --> 00:16:50,260
Fuck!
392
00:16:50,260 --> 00:16:52,095
KIRK:
It's alright, just breathe.
393
00:16:52,679 --> 00:16:54,681
Calm down, you... you can talk to me.
394
00:16:54,681 --> 00:16:56,058
- I don't wanna fuckin' talk to you, man.
395
00:16:56,058 --> 00:16:57,017
I don't fuckin' know you.
396
00:16:57,017 --> 00:16:59,937
MINISTER PAYNE:
Chef, Chef, it's me, it's Payne.
397
00:17:00,437 --> 00:17:01,313
Trust me.
398
00:17:02,481 --> 00:17:03,524
Everything's gonna be okay.
399
00:17:03,899 --> 00:17:05,150
You can talk to us.
400
00:17:06,610 --> 00:17:09,196
When did you start saying yes
to everything?
401
00:17:10,781 --> 00:17:12,824
- Okay, when I was 12
402
00:17:12,824 --> 00:17:14,952
my best friend asked me
to catch licks with him, right?
403
00:17:14,952 --> 00:17:16,537
And I said yes.
404
00:17:16,537 --> 00:17:19,081
And-and then they asked me
if I wanted to join a gang
405
00:17:19,081 --> 00:17:20,165
and then I said yeah to that
406
00:17:20,165 --> 00:17:23,168
even though all I ever wanted to do
was fuckin' go to art school.
407
00:17:23,168 --> 00:17:25,087
And then at the altar when they asked me
408
00:17:25,087 --> 00:17:27,214
if I wanted to take this woman
to be my fuckin' wife,
409
00:17:27,214 --> 00:17:28,257
I said yeah to that.
410
00:17:28,257 --> 00:17:29,675
I barely even fuckin' knew that bitch.
411
00:17:29,675 --> 00:17:30,926
And then I say yes to these fools
412
00:17:30,926 --> 00:17:33,095
and now I'ma sit up here
and die in the fuckin' desert!
413
00:17:34,096 --> 00:17:37,808
- Why is it you find yourself
saying yes to everything?
414
00:17:38,851 --> 00:17:40,394
- I don't know, man.
415
00:17:40,394 --> 00:17:43,564
Maybe it's 'cause I grew up in the hood
where I didn't have a lot of options,
416
00:17:43,564 --> 00:17:46,441
so I had to say yes to everything
in order to survive.
417
00:17:47,734 --> 00:17:50,779
Man, I done hurt a lot of people
'cause of the shit I say yes to.
418
00:17:50,779 --> 00:17:53,740
- Chef Percy, the whole reason
people come out here
419
00:17:53,740 --> 00:17:55,951
is to let go of who they were.
420
00:17:56,577 --> 00:17:59,204
- Yeah, like a snake shedding its skin.
421
00:17:59,204 --> 00:18:02,541
- You need to find your shame
and then let it out.
422
00:18:03,625 --> 00:18:04,668
- Like this.
423
00:18:05,586 --> 00:18:07,671
[screams]
424
00:18:09,047 --> 00:18:13,010
[screams]
425
00:18:17,973 --> 00:18:20,309
[screaming]
426
00:18:25,230 --> 00:18:26,440
♪
427
00:18:26,440 --> 00:18:28,650
[screaming continues]
428
00:18:28,650 --> 00:18:32,988
♪
429
00:18:32,988 --> 00:18:33,989
[sighs]
430
00:18:33,989 --> 00:18:37,242
♪
431
00:18:37,242 --> 00:18:39,244
- Thank you.
- No, thank you.
432
00:18:40,329 --> 00:18:42,039
This is why I came out here.
433
00:18:43,123 --> 00:18:46,126
But now, it is time to party.
434
00:18:46,585 --> 00:18:48,045
[Kirk screams]
435
00:18:48,045 --> 00:18:49,546
[crowd cheering]
436
00:18:49,546 --> 00:18:52,883
♪ folk music playing ♪
437
00:18:52,883 --> 00:18:58,430
♪
438
00:19:15,864 --> 00:19:19,826
♪
439
00:19:27,084 --> 00:19:29,127
- There's some good vibrations
out here, boy.
440
00:19:30,128 --> 00:19:31,922
Deeeeh!
441
00:19:31,922 --> 00:19:33,131
I'ma miss this place.
442
00:19:33,882 --> 00:19:37,928
- Well, you guys are more than welcome
to crash for a few more days if you like.
443
00:19:38,470 --> 00:19:39,972
- Nah, we have to go home.
444
00:19:40,514 --> 00:19:41,682
We have work to do.
445
00:19:41,682 --> 00:19:43,517
[car engine roaring]
446
00:19:53,026 --> 00:19:54,778
- Chef Percy,
447
00:19:54,778 --> 00:19:57,072
last night when you forgave yourself,
448
00:19:57,072 --> 00:20:00,158
you inspired me to forgive myself, too.
449
00:20:01,285 --> 00:20:03,287
You know, when I first got this car,
450
00:20:03,287 --> 00:20:05,205
I had the choice of any color I could get
451
00:20:05,205 --> 00:20:06,582
and I picked red.
452
00:20:07,165 --> 00:20:08,625
I should've picked yellow.
453
00:20:08,625 --> 00:20:10,794
That decision haunts me to this day.
454
00:20:11,920 --> 00:20:14,882
And that's why I'd like you to have it.
455
00:20:14,882 --> 00:20:16,592
♪
456
00:20:16,592 --> 00:20:19,178
CHEF PERCY:
Kirk, you're giving me a Ferrari?
457
00:20:19,761 --> 00:20:21,346
Kirk.
458
00:20:21,346 --> 00:20:23,599
Oh, thank you, man.
459
00:20:23,599 --> 00:20:26,852
Yo! [laughs]
460
00:20:28,395 --> 00:20:29,688
- Where'd you get that?
461
00:20:30,939 --> 00:20:32,524
- I bought it with money.
462
00:20:33,734 --> 00:20:35,027
- What money?
463
00:20:35,027 --> 00:20:38,322
You live in a shack,
you don't even have a front door.
464
00:20:38,322 --> 00:20:39,656
- Well, when I'm here.
465
00:20:41,033 --> 00:20:44,161
The rest of the year
I'm... in the Cayman Islands
466
00:20:44,161 --> 00:20:46,079
or Martha's Vineyard, Manhattan.
467
00:20:46,079 --> 00:20:47,497
- Martha's Vineyard?
468
00:20:48,498 --> 00:20:49,750
- You're rich?
469
00:20:50,834 --> 00:20:52,169
- Yeah, aren't you?
470
00:20:52,169 --> 00:20:54,463
- No, I lost everything.
That's why I'm here.
471
00:20:54,463 --> 00:20:55,923
I'm very poor.
472
00:20:55,923 --> 00:20:57,799
This place is for people who have nothing.
473
00:20:57,799 --> 00:21:01,803
- No, this is a place for rich people.
474
00:21:01,803 --> 00:21:04,598
We're all billionaires,
everyone here's a billionaire.
475
00:21:04,598 --> 00:21:06,016
♪ tense music plays ♪
476
00:21:06,016 --> 00:21:07,601
- How the fuck are you a billionaire?
477
00:21:09,186 --> 00:21:10,395
- I invented fentanyl.
478
00:21:11,313 --> 00:21:12,272
- Dawg.
- Dawg.
479
00:21:12,272 --> 00:21:13,732
KIRK:
I know. Sorry.
480
00:21:13,732 --> 00:21:14,900
Not sorry.
481
00:21:16,068 --> 00:21:18,487
Listen, Payne, when you have everything,
482
00:21:18,487 --> 00:21:20,864
you vacation
by pretending you have nothing.
483
00:21:21,865 --> 00:21:25,077
That way you appreciate
all the power, money,
484
00:21:25,077 --> 00:21:28,497
yachts, planes, children
that you have.
485
00:21:29,540 --> 00:21:34,253
But you're... you're really...
a real-life poor person?
486
00:21:35,254 --> 00:21:36,088
- That's it.
487
00:21:36,088 --> 00:21:38,257
♪ rock music playing ♪
488
00:21:38,715 --> 00:21:39,967
Six months.
489
00:21:39,967 --> 00:21:42,302
Six months I've been in this shit hole.
490
00:21:42,302 --> 00:21:43,637
I gave those bitches my peppers.
491
00:21:44,555 --> 00:21:45,597
Fucking desert!
492
00:21:46,223 --> 00:21:47,850
The fuck do people live out here for?
493
00:21:48,392 --> 00:21:51,228
Walking around every day
with sand up my ass!
494
00:21:51,687 --> 00:21:54,106
There's no fuckin' water out here.
495
00:21:54,106 --> 00:21:57,067
That's why water
is gonna be $100 a bottle.
496
00:21:57,067 --> 00:21:59,820
They pollute the water
then they sell it to you.
497
00:21:59,820 --> 00:22:01,613
Sunny side, my balls.
498
00:22:01,613 --> 00:22:02,990
Motherfuck!
499
00:22:02,990 --> 00:22:05,617
♪
500
00:22:05,617 --> 00:22:07,244
Let's get the fuck outta here.
501
00:22:07,244 --> 00:22:09,496
♪
502
00:22:09,496 --> 00:22:11,331
- Hey, Payne, you're just gonna
leave all your sculptures?
503
00:22:11,331 --> 00:22:15,127
♪ We're Coming Back
by Cock Sparrer playing ♪
504
00:22:15,127 --> 00:22:16,545
- ♪ We're coming back ♪
505
00:22:16,545 --> 00:22:18,213
♪ We're coming back ♪
506
00:22:18,213 --> 00:22:20,883
♪ We're coming back to you ♪
507
00:22:20,883 --> 00:22:23,886
♪ We're never gonna go away again ♪
508
00:22:24,887 --> 00:22:26,930
MINISTER PAYNE [mouth full]:
Goddamn, that is good.
509
00:22:27,848 --> 00:22:30,434
I can't believe I was
living off of fuckin' cashews.
510
00:22:30,434 --> 00:22:32,269
You know, I really lost my mind out there.
511
00:22:32,269 --> 00:22:34,479
I was talking to peppers all day long.
512
00:22:35,063 --> 00:22:37,774
- Hey. You're gonna love this spot
we got for the café.
513
00:22:37,774 --> 00:22:39,359
It's close to where Hugs Not Thugs was.
514
00:22:40,360 --> 00:22:44,489
- That's great. But, listen, this time,
we're making money, okay?
515
00:22:44,489 --> 00:22:47,826
Because I am sick and tired
of everybody having money except me.
516
00:22:48,577 --> 00:22:51,705
I've got a new philosophy,
"fuck you, pay us."
517
00:22:51,705 --> 00:22:52,706
- Cheers to that.
518
00:22:53,457 --> 00:22:56,210
- Ey, Payne, so how much money
you making on your OnlyFans?
519
00:22:56,210 --> 00:22:57,961
- Oh, oh, quite a bit actually,
520
00:22:57,961 --> 00:22:59,838
but, you know, I have a lot of overhead.
521
00:23:00,839 --> 00:23:06,094
Diapers, underwear, lube,
shipping costs, licensing music.
522
00:23:06,094 --> 00:23:07,513
You know, everybody gets their cut.
523
00:23:08,013 --> 00:23:11,183
I got this one lady, she's always
requesting all these costumes.
524
00:23:11,183 --> 00:23:13,936
I mean, you saw it,
I put on a whole show, you know.
525
00:23:13,936 --> 00:23:16,980
- Damn. You a whole-ass enterprise, huh?
526
00:23:16,980 --> 00:23:20,317
- Well, you know,
they say love what you do,
527
00:23:21,109 --> 00:23:22,653
you never work a day in your life.
528
00:23:22,653 --> 00:23:24,321
[all laugh]
Yeah.
529
00:23:25,030 --> 00:23:26,573
LUIS:
Oh, Payne, hey, we were talking about
530
00:23:26,573 --> 00:23:28,825
whether or not to have
bathroom codes at the café
531
00:23:28,825 --> 00:23:30,327
and we're leaning towards yes.
532
00:23:30,327 --> 00:23:31,620
MINISTER PAYNE:
You gotta have bathroom codes.
533
00:23:31,620 --> 00:23:33,372
Human beings are animals.
534
00:23:33,372 --> 00:23:34,414
JULIO:
Hell, yeah.
535
00:23:41,255 --> 00:23:42,923
♪
536
00:23:42,923 --> 00:23:44,591
- ♪ We're coming back ♪
537
00:23:44,591 --> 00:23:45,634
♪ We're coming back ♪
538
00:23:46,093 --> 00:23:48,095
♪ We're coming back to you ♪
539
00:23:48,595 --> 00:23:52,015
♪ We're never gonna go away again ♪
540
00:23:54,226 --> 00:23:57,354
♪ Hold on a little longer ♪
541
00:23:57,354 --> 00:24:00,107
♪ Try a little harder ♪
542
00:24:00,107 --> 00:24:02,860
♪ Till we're arm in arm
together to the end ♪
543
00:24:02,860 --> 00:24:04,403
♪
544
00:24:04,403 --> 00:24:08,282
♪ So remember, out there somewhere ♪
545
00:24:08,282 --> 00:24:10,742
♪ You've got a friend ♪
546
00:24:10,742 --> 00:24:13,745
♪ And you'll never walk alone again ♪
547
00:24:13,745 --> 00:24:16,748
♪
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