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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,333 --> 00:00:01,800 ?? 2 00:00:01,802 --> 00:00:04,002 -Hi. Trophy fantasy. I just got a call 3 00:00:04,004 --> 00:00:06,204 About an emergency situation with my daughter? 4 00:00:06,206 --> 00:00:09,674 -Yes. I'm afraid I have some deeply concerning news 5 00:00:09,676 --> 00:00:11,744 About annie. - Huh. 6 00:00:11,746 --> 00:00:14,346 She dead? $40,000 for damages, final offer! 7 00:00:14,348 --> 00:00:15,814 -Oh, she's not dead, mrs. Fantasy. 8 00:00:15,816 --> 00:00:17,816 Honestly, it might be better if she were. 9 00:00:17,818 --> 00:00:19,618 There's no easy way to say this, so... 10 00:00:19,620 --> 00:00:21,085 - [ mumbles ] - I'll just come right out with it. 11 00:00:21,087 --> 00:00:24,088 Annie sucks! - Yeah, she's boring. No doy. 12 00:00:24,090 --> 00:00:25,624 [ suspenseful music plays ] - oh, there's doy! 13 00:00:25,626 --> 00:00:28,761 Florida treats this kind of thing very seriously. 14 00:00:28,763 --> 00:00:31,163 You see, to combat the psychic trauma caused 15 00:00:31,165 --> 00:00:34,299 By our increasingly chaotic and stupid world, 16 00:00:34,301 --> 00:00:36,034 We, as educators, must 17 00:00:36,036 --> 00:00:38,837 [ strikes desk ] build up young people's resilience. 18 00:00:38,839 --> 00:00:39,972 - Uh-huh. - We've had to implement 19 00:00:39,974 --> 00:00:42,307 Extreme measures. - Oh. Oh. 20 00:00:42,309 --> 00:00:44,242 What the...? - Follow me. 21 00:00:44,244 --> 00:00:45,710 [ baby cries ] 22 00:00:45,712 --> 00:00:50,248 -? I'm not as crazy as I used to be ? 23 00:00:50,250 --> 00:00:53,118 ? some of my devils up and left me free ? 24 00:00:53,120 --> 00:00:57,189 ? to find a quiet space, I'm not as out of place ? 25 00:00:57,191 --> 00:01:00,793 ? and I'm coming home again 26 00:01:00,795 --> 00:01:05,664 ? it's been too long a time gettin' back what's mine ? 27 00:01:05,666 --> 00:01:10,268 ? and I can't remember why I went away ? 28 00:01:10,270 --> 00:01:15,207 ? but it's lookin' now like maybe I can stay ? 29 00:01:15,209 --> 00:01:16,542 Is that any good? 30 00:01:19,880 --> 00:01:22,947 -Welcome to our state-of-the-art social studies lab. 31 00:01:22,949 --> 00:01:26,685 That's right, we finally figured out what social studies is. 32 00:01:26,687 --> 00:01:28,220 Florida is proud to have created 33 00:01:28,222 --> 00:01:31,289 The first party-based resilience curriculum in the nation. 34 00:01:31,291 --> 00:01:34,559 The crowd-wide synchronism associated with teen gatherings 35 00:01:34,561 --> 00:01:37,629 Has been scientifically proven to increase endorphins 36 00:01:37,631 --> 00:01:40,432 And improve social-emotional coping skills. 37 00:01:40,434 --> 00:01:43,035 Plus, it at least allows teens to have some fun 38 00:01:43,037 --> 00:01:45,704 Before humankind comes [ laughing ] to an end. - Whoo! 39 00:01:45,706 --> 00:01:47,906 - You look confused. - So, due to budget cuts, 40 00:01:47,908 --> 00:01:50,308 You guys got rid of science, textbooks, and toilet paper, 41 00:01:50,310 --> 00:01:51,710 But you have funding for this? 42 00:01:51,712 --> 00:01:53,045 -Yep! On the left [ beeping ] 43 00:01:53,047 --> 00:01:54,579 Is your daughter's brain. 44 00:01:54,581 --> 00:01:57,049 And this is a scan of a normal teenager. 45 00:01:57,051 --> 00:02:01,119 You'll notice annie's party lobe is significantly underdeveloped. 46 00:02:01,121 --> 00:02:02,855 [ sighs ] not even an a-cup. 47 00:02:02,857 --> 00:02:04,723 -No wonder she's home every weekend. 48 00:02:04,725 --> 00:02:06,391 I've tried to pressure her into going out, 49 00:02:06,393 --> 00:02:09,461 But she says she likes spending time with her family. 50 00:02:09,463 --> 00:02:11,063 Disgusting. - Oh, boy. 51 00:02:11,065 --> 00:02:14,266 Here's annie, working with one of our occupational therapists. 52 00:02:14,268 --> 00:02:15,668 -What do you see in this picture? 53 00:02:15,670 --> 00:02:18,070 -Coastal erosion and rising seas? 54 00:02:18,072 --> 00:02:19,604 - Ugh! - No! No! 55 00:02:19,606 --> 00:02:21,740 -Look, unless annie begins to party, 56 00:02:21,742 --> 00:02:23,208 She's on a dangerous path 57 00:02:23,210 --> 00:02:25,077 With a terrifying future ahead of her. 58 00:02:25,079 --> 00:02:28,480 As of now, she's on course to graduate high school 59 00:02:28,482 --> 00:02:30,082 - [ gasps ] - and attend a private 60 00:02:30,084 --> 00:02:31,616 New England college 61 00:02:31,618 --> 00:02:32,817 On full scholarship! - Aah! 62 00:02:32,819 --> 00:02:34,686 - Is that what you want for her? - Stop! 63 00:02:34,688 --> 00:02:35,954 You don't mean that. 64 00:02:35,956 --> 00:02:38,090 -I see you're in denial, miss fantasy. 65 00:02:38,092 --> 00:02:41,293 You need to open your eyes to... And excuse my language... 66 00:02:41,295 --> 00:02:43,962 The party pooper that is your daughter. 67 00:02:43,964 --> 00:02:45,964 -Oh, no. 68 00:02:45,966 --> 00:02:47,432 Excuse me! 69 00:02:47,434 --> 00:02:48,901 Did an adult drop this? 70 00:02:48,903 --> 00:02:50,835 -She's just really into recycling. 71 00:02:50,837 --> 00:02:53,238 It's the glass! - Let her out. 72 00:02:53,240 --> 00:02:54,707 -Mom? What's going on? 73 00:02:54,709 --> 00:02:56,575 Am I in trouble? - Big trouble, missy, 74 00:02:56,577 --> 00:02:57,776 And it's all your fault! 75 00:02:57,778 --> 00:02:59,444 -Uh, actually, since annie's a minor, 76 00:02:59,446 --> 00:03:00,713 I'm afraid you're both in trouble. 77 00:03:00,715 --> 00:03:02,781 We've had to report annie's case to the state. 78 00:03:02,783 --> 00:03:03,982 - Ugh! - Cps will be sending 79 00:03:03,984 --> 00:03:06,050 A social worker to your home tonight. 80 00:03:06,052 --> 00:03:09,654 -Cps? Isn't child protective services for abused children? 81 00:03:09,656 --> 00:03:12,791 -Child partying services, young lady. 82 00:03:12,793 --> 00:03:14,793 They'll be determining if annie needs 83 00:03:14,795 --> 00:03:17,329 To be removed from the home. - [ gasps, whimpers ] 84 00:03:17,331 --> 00:03:20,865 ?? 85 00:03:20,867 --> 00:03:22,000 -[ rumbling ] 86 00:03:22,002 --> 00:03:24,736 -Goat, you need be baba little helper now. 87 00:03:24,738 --> 00:03:27,606 Why are you drink off floor like postal worker? 88 00:03:27,608 --> 00:03:29,874 -Hey, baba. I bought some dress shorts. 89 00:03:29,876 --> 00:03:31,610 Are you ready for a fashion show? 90 00:03:31,612 --> 00:03:33,145 [ bleats ] - [ gasps ] hey! 91 00:03:33,147 --> 00:03:35,147 Since when does he help with the embalming?! 92 00:03:35,149 --> 00:03:36,415 That's my job! 93 00:03:36,417 --> 00:03:38,617 -Baba and goat glued together now. 94 00:03:38,619 --> 00:03:42,220 Baba mistake corpse glue for sunscreen. [ laughs ] 95 00:03:42,222 --> 00:03:43,756 But it okay. - What?! No! 96 00:03:43,758 --> 00:03:45,890 If anyone should be glued to you, it's me! 97 00:03:45,892 --> 00:03:47,892 - [ bleating ] - [ grunting ] come on! 98 00:03:47,894 --> 00:03:48,893 -Your hurt goat! 99 00:03:48,895 --> 00:03:50,895 We do fine pressed together. 100 00:03:50,897 --> 00:03:52,697 - [ bleating ] - but... but... 101 00:03:52,699 --> 00:03:54,566 We... you and me... 102 00:03:54,568 --> 00:03:56,434 Have consultation appointments 103 00:03:56,436 --> 00:03:58,303 With widowers this afternoon! 104 00:03:58,305 --> 00:04:00,438 You can't meet customers like this! 105 00:04:00,440 --> 00:04:02,441 - Why not? - Goat great with grievers. 106 00:04:02,443 --> 00:04:05,377 She have amputated nose. - Uh-huh. [ bleating ] 107 00:04:05,379 --> 00:04:06,779 -What's the goat got that I don't?! 108 00:04:06,781 --> 00:04:08,781 Besides horns, a cute curly beard, 109 00:04:08,783 --> 00:04:11,516 Dreamy eyes, the ability to eat tin cans, 110 00:04:11,518 --> 00:04:12,717 Boatloads of mojo... 111 00:04:12,719 --> 00:04:13,652 - [ bleating ] - stop! 112 00:04:13,654 --> 00:04:15,387 I'm not talking to you! 113 00:04:15,389 --> 00:04:18,056 -[ bleating ] 114 00:04:18,058 --> 00:04:19,324 -Okay, when cps gets here, 115 00:04:19,326 --> 00:04:20,859 You should throw up on the floor! 116 00:04:20,861 --> 00:04:22,060 Repeat after me! 117 00:04:22,062 --> 00:04:24,797 Underage drinking is the best kind of drinking! 118 00:04:24,799 --> 00:04:27,932 And prepare to party to the state of florida's 119 00:04:27,934 --> 00:04:29,267 [ doorbell rings ] standards! 120 00:04:29,269 --> 00:04:30,803 Just follow mommy's lead. 121 00:04:30,805 --> 00:04:33,672 -Hi, I'm jill with cps. Sorry I'm late. 122 00:04:33,674 --> 00:04:34,807 A teen's parents were out of town 123 00:04:34,809 --> 00:04:36,408 And, instead of throwing a rager, 124 00:04:36,410 --> 00:04:38,076 He called an sat tutor. Fool! 125 00:04:38,078 --> 00:04:40,813 Well, his ass is in party foster care now, thank god. 126 00:04:40,815 --> 00:04:43,215 -You can't let them take me to party foster care. 127 00:04:43,217 --> 00:04:44,416 A girl in my pre-calc had to go. 128 00:04:44,418 --> 00:04:45,818 They don't let you wear underwear 129 00:04:45,820 --> 00:04:47,619 And they confiscate all of the supplies, 130 00:04:47,621 --> 00:04:50,222 Even staplers! - Just play along. 131 00:04:50,224 --> 00:04:51,890 -Are you ready for your evaluation? 132 00:04:51,892 --> 00:04:54,159 -Of course. This gorgeous slut 133 00:04:54,161 --> 00:04:55,760 Is my daughter, annie. 134 00:04:55,762 --> 00:04:58,096 Annie, walk of shame over here to meet jill, would you? 135 00:04:58,098 --> 00:05:00,365 -So... Dru... Nk! 136 00:05:00,367 --> 00:05:02,501 Bite me, pantsuit! 137 00:05:02,503 --> 00:05:04,503 -Alright, pre-partying, fashion risk. 138 00:05:04,505 --> 00:05:06,705 We like to see that. Can I assume you're headed 139 00:05:06,707 --> 00:05:09,508 To at least one underage party tonight? 140 00:05:09,510 --> 00:05:10,975 -Oh, she'll be there. It's not a party 141 00:05:10,977 --> 00:05:12,644 Till annie shows up. I mean, throws up. 142 00:05:12,646 --> 00:05:14,579 Throw up a little for her, huh, sweetie? Come on. 143 00:05:14,581 --> 00:05:17,782 -And how many of these bubblegum-flavored malt liquors 144 00:05:17,784 --> 00:05:19,584 Am I supposed to believe you've had tonight?! 145 00:05:19,586 --> 00:05:21,119 Blow, please. - [ blows ] 146 00:05:21,121 --> 00:05:23,588 [ buzzer ] - not only are you completely sober, 147 00:05:23,590 --> 00:05:27,059 It's showing you recently rolled four of a kind in yahtzee! 148 00:05:27,061 --> 00:05:28,793 I've seen enough. I'm afraid -[ whimpers ] 149 00:05:28,795 --> 00:05:30,195 You're going to have to come with me. 150 00:05:30,197 --> 00:05:32,330 -Wait! Annie has special needs. 151 00:05:32,332 --> 00:05:34,733 Because of partying... My partying. 152 00:05:34,735 --> 00:05:38,203 Trust me, I'm a professional train wreck. 153 00:05:38,205 --> 00:05:39,738 Here, look at my tramp stamp! 154 00:05:39,740 --> 00:05:41,673 - Hm. - It's still infected! 155 00:05:41,675 --> 00:05:43,942 -Well, certainly a plus when children are corrupted 156 00:05:43,944 --> 00:05:46,344 By their biological parents, when possible. 157 00:05:46,346 --> 00:05:47,946 Tell you what... If annie could complete 158 00:05:47,948 --> 00:05:49,748 100 party hours this weekend... - [ gasps ] 159 00:05:49,750 --> 00:05:50,883 - I'll consider -[ moans ] 160 00:05:50,885 --> 00:05:52,817 -Letting her stay under your roof. 161 00:05:52,819 --> 00:05:54,619 This device will track your progress, 162 00:05:54,621 --> 00:05:57,089 But it only logs real party hours. 163 00:05:57,091 --> 00:06:00,492 Don't try to fool it with book clubs and zoom proms. 164 00:06:00,494 --> 00:06:02,427 See you Monday at 9:00 am sharp, 165 00:06:02,429 --> 00:06:04,829 And you better be riddled with regret. 166 00:06:04,831 --> 00:06:08,366 -But there's not even 100 hours between now and then. 167 00:06:08,368 --> 00:06:10,569 -Party hours aren't linear, kid. 168 00:06:10,571 --> 00:06:11,704 They're measured in poor decisions 169 00:06:11,706 --> 00:06:14,172 And how long you go without peeing. 170 00:06:14,174 --> 00:06:15,974 Good luck to you both. 171 00:06:15,976 --> 00:06:17,175 -Now, what do we do?! 172 00:06:17,177 --> 00:06:19,912 I wouldn't even know where to fi a party! 173 00:06:19,914 --> 00:06:21,580 -Hush, my little lame one. 174 00:06:21,582 --> 00:06:24,249 I know a ton of high school parties we could go to. 175 00:06:24,251 --> 00:06:26,451 My high school parties! 176 00:06:26,453 --> 00:06:28,386 Remember fun?! 177 00:06:28,388 --> 00:06:31,123 Death powers, activate! 178 00:06:31,125 --> 00:06:32,458 -Aaaah! 179 00:06:34,461 --> 00:06:36,461 -So, I think I can freeze the glue off. 180 00:06:36,463 --> 00:06:38,463 [ gasps ] no! Unh-unh! 181 00:06:38,465 --> 00:06:41,266 Why are you wearing your going out vest?! 182 00:06:41,268 --> 00:06:42,267 -It Thursday. 183 00:06:42,269 --> 00:06:43,668 Baba have hag night -bah. 184 00:06:43,670 --> 00:06:45,804 -And it my week to control thermostat. 185 00:06:45,806 --> 00:06:48,607 [ laughing ] not going to miss. 186 00:06:48,609 --> 00:06:51,276 -But I've been asking to come with you every week 187 00:06:51,278 --> 00:06:52,411 For three decades. 188 00:06:52,413 --> 00:06:54,413 And you always say no plus ones. 189 00:06:54,415 --> 00:06:55,814 Now, he gets to go?! 190 00:06:55,816 --> 00:06:58,617 -If you thought goat was good with customer, 191 00:06:58,619 --> 00:07:01,219 - [ bleating ] - you should see him work his magic 192 00:07:01,221 --> 00:07:03,087 On a room full of hag. 193 00:07:03,089 --> 00:07:07,092 -I was only somewhat certain it would come to this. 194 00:07:07,094 --> 00:07:08,226 Hold still! 195 00:07:08,228 --> 00:07:09,494 - [ bleating ] - oh! [ grunts ] 196 00:07:09,496 --> 00:07:11,630 Peter! Stop being so jealous! 197 00:07:11,632 --> 00:07:13,966 When goat fall off, I make time for you. 198 00:07:13,968 --> 00:07:15,167 -Ha ha! 199 00:07:15,169 --> 00:07:16,635 Guess I will be coming 200 00:07:16,637 --> 00:07:18,637 To hags night, ha! 201 00:07:18,639 --> 00:07:20,104 I just have to pee, first. 202 00:07:20,106 --> 00:07:21,105 [ tink! ] 203 00:07:21,107 --> 00:07:22,106 -? party, party, party 204 00:07:22,108 --> 00:07:24,176 -Let's burn all our clothes! 205 00:07:24,178 --> 00:07:26,311 Ow! My nipples! 206 00:07:26,313 --> 00:07:27,512 -When are we? 207 00:07:27,514 --> 00:07:29,247 -Summer before my sophomore year. 208 00:07:29,249 --> 00:07:30,849 I figure we can rack up the hours faster 209 00:07:30,851 --> 00:07:33,718 By reliving some of my more debaucherous blowouts. 210 00:07:33,720 --> 00:07:36,721 It's win-win... you get to see how fun being a teen can be 211 00:07:36,723 --> 00:07:39,858 And I get to relive a time when I was actually happy. 212 00:07:39,860 --> 00:07:40,993 -Are you sure about this? 213 00:07:40,995 --> 00:07:42,795 What if we rip a hole in time and space?! 214 00:07:42,797 --> 00:07:45,864 What if someone offers me drugs or gets me pregnant?! 215 00:07:45,866 --> 00:07:48,066 Or talks to me?! 216 00:07:48,068 --> 00:07:49,334 -Chill out, annie! 217 00:07:49,336 --> 00:07:51,536 You can't get pregnant at a party! 218 00:07:51,538 --> 00:07:52,537 It's too loud! 219 00:07:52,539 --> 00:07:54,006 -That's definitely not true. 220 00:07:54,008 --> 00:07:56,475 - Whoo! - Less talking, more alcoholic lemonade 221 00:07:56,477 --> 00:07:57,609 And bad choices! 222 00:07:57,611 --> 00:07:59,211 -[ moaning ] 223 00:07:59,213 --> 00:08:01,346 Lemonade shouldn't hurt. 224 00:08:01,348 --> 00:08:03,015 I'll do this to avoid foster care, 225 00:08:03,017 --> 00:08:04,483 But I wish you'd just realize 226 00:08:04,485 --> 00:08:06,418 I don't like parties! 227 00:08:06,420 --> 00:08:08,953 I mean, what was so fun about this one? 228 00:08:08,955 --> 00:08:09,754 -I don't know. 229 00:08:09,756 --> 00:08:11,556 I guess you had to be there. 230 00:08:11,558 --> 00:08:13,091 -But you were there! 231 00:08:13,093 --> 00:08:14,292 -Oh, wait, I remember. 232 00:08:14,294 --> 00:08:16,094 I made out with this hot older guy 233 00:08:16,096 --> 00:08:17,562 Who kept trying to feel me up. 234 00:08:17,564 --> 00:08:18,963 He had these big muscles and... 235 00:08:18,965 --> 00:08:23,101 -Mom, I think that was a fireman giving you cpr. Look! 236 00:08:23,103 --> 00:08:24,569 -Ha! I must've passed out 237 00:08:24,571 --> 00:08:26,905 While playing the car on fire game. 238 00:08:26,907 --> 00:08:29,374 - Uh, what's that? - You light a car on fire, 239 00:08:29,376 --> 00:08:32,177 Then see who can stay inside the longest. 240 00:08:32,179 --> 00:08:33,445 Guess who... 3, 2, 1! 241 00:08:33,447 --> 00:08:34,379 [ explosion ] 242 00:08:34,381 --> 00:08:36,114 -Oh, my god! The forest! 243 00:08:36,116 --> 00:08:37,582 We got to save the trees! 244 00:08:37,584 --> 00:08:39,451 - Whoo! - Nope. They all burned down, 245 00:08:39,453 --> 00:08:40,652 But they built a very convenient -oh, yeah! 246 00:08:40,654 --> 00:08:41,786 - Parking lot in its place. - Aah! 247 00:08:41,788 --> 00:08:43,188 Arson! - You're welcome. 248 00:08:43,190 --> 00:08:45,657 Time to party hop! - How about one with a bathroom? 249 00:08:45,659 --> 00:08:48,326 -Fine, but you really should be soiling yourself! 250 00:08:48,328 --> 00:08:50,262 It's the partier's way! 251 00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:55,934 -[ laughing ] 252 00:08:55,936 --> 00:08:57,336 - [ bleats ] - huh. 253 00:09:00,875 --> 00:09:01,874 -[ coughs ] 254 00:09:01,876 --> 00:09:04,008 -This is hag night? 255 00:09:04,010 --> 00:09:05,744 Where's all the haggy food? 256 00:09:05,746 --> 00:09:08,613 -Fun is we bet nickels on who would win most games solitaire 257 00:09:08,615 --> 00:09:10,215 And eat pickled oreos. 258 00:09:10,217 --> 00:09:12,016 Now, shh! - Baba! 259 00:09:12,018 --> 00:09:14,018 This your kid? 260 00:09:14,020 --> 00:09:15,019 -Finally! 261 00:09:15,021 --> 00:09:17,622 We've been waiting so long to meet him. 262 00:09:17,624 --> 00:09:19,424 - It's really my pleasure. - Oh! 263 00:09:19,426 --> 00:09:21,226 - [ gasps ] - he so handsome. 264 00:09:21,228 --> 00:09:23,095 - [ laughing ] very clean. - Hey! 265 00:09:23,097 --> 00:09:24,496 I'm her son! - [ grumbling ] 266 00:09:24,498 --> 00:09:26,498 Baba, aren't you going to introduce me 267 00:09:26,500 --> 00:09:28,233 To your hags? - [ bleats ] 268 00:09:28,235 --> 00:09:30,168 That noona. Her thing is she uptight. 269 00:09:30,170 --> 00:09:33,305 -Sit up straight when you meet new person for first time! 270 00:09:33,307 --> 00:09:35,107 -That uula. Her thing is 271 00:09:35,109 --> 00:09:36,975 She like sex. 272 00:09:36,977 --> 00:09:38,510 -I free spirit. 273 00:09:38,512 --> 00:09:40,112 If you weren't baba's boy, 274 00:09:40,114 --> 00:09:42,114 I'd tame you like circus bear! 275 00:09:42,116 --> 00:09:43,648 -That ooga. 276 00:09:43,650 --> 00:09:45,183 Her thing is she have house. 277 00:09:45,185 --> 00:09:46,451 -You're welcome. 278 00:09:46,453 --> 00:09:47,852 -And what's your thing, baba? 279 00:09:47,854 --> 00:09:50,723 -Baba's thing is she has to get away from her son. 280 00:09:50,725 --> 00:09:54,058 [ suspenseful sting plays ] - sunshine! Of course. 281 00:09:54,060 --> 00:09:55,527 No sunshine for baba. 282 00:09:55,529 --> 00:09:57,462 She burns so easily. 283 00:09:57,464 --> 00:09:59,664 -Enough talking! I can't hear my mouse click! 284 00:09:59,666 --> 00:10:02,334 -You sit on floor. No make trouble. 285 00:10:02,336 --> 00:10:03,736 - [ bleating ] - you heard her. 286 00:10:05,806 --> 00:10:07,606 -Sophie had the best parties. 287 00:10:07,608 --> 00:10:10,409 Mm, her parents were always out of town, 288 00:10:10,411 --> 00:10:12,077 Probably because they loved her so much. 289 00:10:12,079 --> 00:10:14,346 Bathroom's upstairs. I'm going to go steal some silverware. 290 00:10:14,348 --> 00:10:16,148 -[ laughs ] 291 00:10:16,150 --> 00:10:17,950 -Can you take a picture of me? 292 00:10:17,952 --> 00:10:19,484 - [ laughs ] - wait! Another one! 293 00:10:19,486 --> 00:10:20,685 I wasn't ready! 294 00:10:20,687 --> 00:10:23,355 - [ laughs ] - does my hair look cute? 295 00:10:23,357 --> 00:10:25,223 -You bet, trophy! 296 00:10:25,225 --> 00:10:26,291 Post. 297 00:10:26,293 --> 00:10:27,359 Make sure she doesn't choke 298 00:10:27,361 --> 00:10:28,560 On her own vomit, would you? 299 00:10:28,562 --> 00:10:30,362 I want her to live long enough 300 00:10:30,364 --> 00:10:33,031 To feel the humiliation of these pictures. 301 00:10:33,033 --> 00:10:34,633 -[ vomiting ] 302 00:10:34,635 --> 00:10:36,635 I threw up in my bra! 303 00:10:36,637 --> 00:10:38,436 - Here, have some water. - Thanks. 304 00:10:38,438 --> 00:10:41,440 You're so nice. Are you a veterinarianen? 305 00:10:41,442 --> 00:10:43,308 -Oh, man, I wish! 306 00:10:43,310 --> 00:10:44,376 Mind if I hide out in here? 307 00:10:44,378 --> 00:10:46,178 Parties kind of freak me out. 308 00:10:46,180 --> 00:10:47,980 -That's why we drink, stupid. 309 00:10:47,982 --> 00:10:50,849 -[ banging on door ] annie! What's taking so long?! 310 00:10:50,851 --> 00:10:53,251 -Uh-oh! The laws of physics will not like this. 311 00:10:53,253 --> 00:10:54,719 Don't come in! - [ grunts ] 312 00:10:54,721 --> 00:10:57,389 I know your instinct is to hole up in the john 313 00:10:57,391 --> 00:10:58,791 And wait the party out, but... 314 00:10:58,793 --> 00:11:01,593 Oh. - Why does that mirror have feet? 315 00:11:01,595 --> 00:11:03,928 -I'm you, hot stuff. 316 00:11:03,930 --> 00:11:05,397 In the future! 317 00:11:05,399 --> 00:11:06,465 - Uh. - Stop! 318 00:11:06,467 --> 00:11:08,066 Don't interact! 319 00:11:08,068 --> 00:11:09,401 This could be dangerous! 320 00:11:09,403 --> 00:11:11,003 Shh! [ grunts ] - I guess I had 321 00:11:11,005 --> 00:11:12,871 Some self-loathing issues. 322 00:11:12,873 --> 00:11:15,140 Try loving yourself more, you idiot! 323 00:11:15,142 --> 00:11:18,477 -Well, maybe you should try hating yourself more?! 324 00:11:18,479 --> 00:11:20,278 -Uh, way ahead of you, sweetheart. 325 00:11:20,280 --> 00:11:21,213 Been there! 326 00:11:21,215 --> 00:11:22,280 Killed that. 327 00:11:22,282 --> 00:11:23,816 - What? - We have to go. 328 00:11:23,818 --> 00:11:24,949 -I love you! 329 00:11:24,951 --> 00:11:27,319 - [bleep] off, zombie. - Aah! 330 00:11:31,624 --> 00:11:32,285 ?? 331 00:11:36,997 --> 00:11:38,263 -Oh! 332 00:11:38,265 --> 00:11:39,999 - [ bleating ] - [ grunting ] 333 00:11:40,001 --> 00:11:41,200 Agh! 334 00:11:42,069 --> 00:11:43,334 [ bleating ] - [ grunts ] 335 00:11:43,336 --> 00:11:46,805 [ groaning ] 336 00:11:46,807 --> 00:11:47,539 I'm bored. 337 00:11:47,541 --> 00:11:48,607 -[both] shh! 338 00:11:48,609 --> 00:11:50,008 -What's the point of getting together, 339 00:11:50,010 --> 00:11:51,610 If you're all just going to play solitaire? 340 00:11:51,612 --> 00:11:54,145 -Ooga husband has porn addiction, 341 00:11:54,147 --> 00:11:56,215 So he pay for fast internet. 342 00:11:56,217 --> 00:11:57,883 -But you're not even playing online! 343 00:11:57,885 --> 00:11:59,618 -Baba, do something about boy. 344 00:11:59,620 --> 00:12:01,352 I can hardly hear goat chew. 345 00:12:01,354 --> 00:12:02,721 - [ bleating ] - shhhhh! 346 00:12:04,225 --> 00:12:06,024 [ suspenseful music plays ] 347 00:12:06,026 --> 00:12:07,826 -[ stomach growling ] 348 00:12:09,362 --> 00:12:12,264 [ grunting ] 349 00:12:12,766 --> 00:12:13,498 -Hey! 350 00:12:13,500 --> 00:12:14,466 - Aah! - Whoa! 351 00:12:15,903 --> 00:12:19,971 -Baba, your boy more disruptive than time uula convinced us 352 00:12:19,973 --> 00:12:22,708 To hire a male stripper to be bartender. 353 00:12:22,710 --> 00:12:25,244 -I'm so sorry, oona. Let me help you up. 354 00:12:25,246 --> 00:12:27,712 - It noona. - Peter, no! 355 00:12:27,714 --> 00:12:28,647 -[ bleating ] 356 00:12:28,649 --> 00:12:30,049 -[ gasps ] oh, no! 357 00:12:30,051 --> 00:12:31,583 - Ugh! - Great! 358 00:12:31,585 --> 00:12:33,452 Now, husband will have to masturbate 359 00:12:33,454 --> 00:12:36,121 To me doing sexy push-ups irl. 360 00:12:36,123 --> 00:12:37,456 That's it! 361 00:12:37,458 --> 00:12:39,724 Hag night over! 362 00:12:39,726 --> 00:12:41,927 New rule! 363 00:12:41,929 --> 00:12:46,331 No kids named peter allowed at hag night! 364 00:12:46,333 --> 00:12:48,067 -That actually old rule, too. 365 00:12:48,069 --> 00:12:49,134 -[ bleats ] 366 00:12:51,538 --> 00:12:52,604 -Whoa, mom! 367 00:12:52,606 --> 00:12:53,872 You're onstage! - Whoo! 368 00:12:53,874 --> 00:12:55,274 -Ahh! 369 00:12:55,276 --> 00:12:56,275 -That's weird! 370 00:12:56,277 --> 00:12:58,477 I remember everyone catching me. 371 00:12:58,479 --> 00:12:59,878 -Why do you keep showing me 372 00:12:59,880 --> 00:13:02,147 Nights you were too drunk to remember? 373 00:13:02,149 --> 00:13:04,415 -Because I do remember them, 374 00:13:04,417 --> 00:13:06,151 Just not the way they actually happened! 375 00:13:06,153 --> 00:13:08,553 That's what partying is all about! 376 00:13:08,555 --> 00:13:12,423 -Okay! 4 hours down, 96 to go. 377 00:13:12,425 --> 00:13:15,494 -Do you know why you've only logged four hours, so far? 378 00:13:15,496 --> 00:13:19,431 -Because we've been going to parties for four long hours! 379 00:13:19,433 --> 00:13:21,967 -Because you've only been watching the parties! 380 00:13:21,969 --> 00:13:26,405 When you party the party, you lose track of time! Here! 381 00:13:28,241 --> 00:13:30,842 [ whimsical tune plays ] 382 00:13:30,844 --> 00:13:33,512 I saw you watching a montage video 383 00:13:33,514 --> 00:13:36,581 Of the "harry potter" actors set to this song, 384 00:13:36,583 --> 00:13:38,117 So I know you like it. 385 00:13:38,119 --> 00:13:40,119 Now, start dancing! 386 00:13:40,121 --> 00:13:41,786 There you go. 387 00:13:41,788 --> 00:13:44,055 Yeah! Wow! Wow! 388 00:13:44,057 --> 00:13:44,923 Get low. 389 00:13:44,925 --> 00:13:47,192 Come on, keep gyrating 390 00:13:47,194 --> 00:13:49,861 Your turnip-shaped body like that, annie. 391 00:13:49,863 --> 00:13:51,997 The movement's tricking your ankle monitor 392 00:13:51,999 --> 00:13:54,333 Into thinking you're partying! 393 00:13:54,335 --> 00:13:55,734 -I'm doing it! 394 00:13:55,736 --> 00:13:57,402 I'm partying! 395 00:13:57,404 --> 00:13:58,737 Ooh! 396 00:13:58,739 --> 00:14:00,205 Yeah! 397 00:14:00,207 --> 00:14:02,473 -Now, this party, I know 398 00:14:02,475 --> 00:14:04,343 I actually made out with a hot guy, 399 00:14:04,345 --> 00:14:07,746 All night long, baby! 400 00:14:07,748 --> 00:14:09,148 Where's the teen me? 401 00:14:09,150 --> 00:14:10,816 [ laughter ] 402 00:14:10,818 --> 00:14:12,083 -He is cute. 403 00:14:12,085 --> 00:14:14,485 -Ugh! I guess he isn't the one I got herpes from. 404 00:14:14,487 --> 00:14:16,188 Good kisser, though. Huh. 405 00:14:17,958 --> 00:14:19,424 It's like a regular party, 406 00:14:19,426 --> 00:14:22,293 Just with more bacteria and residue. 407 00:14:22,295 --> 00:14:23,362 -Foam me, bruh! 408 00:14:23,364 --> 00:14:25,030 Whah-aah! [ laughs ] good shot! 409 00:14:25,032 --> 00:14:26,698 - Careful! - Whoa! 410 00:14:26,700 --> 00:14:29,434 I think you just made be 10% less brain damaged. 411 00:14:29,436 --> 00:14:31,302 How'd you know that was going to happen?! 412 00:14:31,304 --> 00:14:34,706 Because scanning my environment for possible sources of danger 413 00:14:34,708 --> 00:14:36,375 Is how I like to have fun. 414 00:14:36,377 --> 00:14:38,844 -Why'd you come here with your grandma?! 415 00:14:38,846 --> 00:14:39,911 She's creeping me out. 416 00:14:39,913 --> 00:14:40,779 -[ growls ] 417 00:14:40,781 --> 00:14:42,714 - Oh, no! - Aah! 418 00:14:42,716 --> 00:14:43,915 [ wet thud ] 419 00:14:43,917 --> 00:14:45,050 -And it's back! 420 00:14:45,052 --> 00:14:47,252 Best foam party ever, right?! 421 00:14:47,254 --> 00:14:48,787 -I love this for you! 422 00:14:48,789 --> 00:14:52,491 But mind if we quantum leap to a party with snacks? 423 00:14:53,927 --> 00:14:57,796 Okay, I see teen you over there, but where's the party? 424 00:14:57,798 --> 00:15:00,399 -There isn't one. But, if kirk's sucking my face, 425 00:15:00,401 --> 00:15:02,734 No one's manning the cash register. 426 00:15:02,736 --> 00:15:03,935 Free hot dogs! 427 00:15:03,937 --> 00:15:06,805 [ scat singing ] - whoo! Hot dogs! Hot dogs! 428 00:15:07,941 --> 00:15:10,341 You know, cps may be on to something. 429 00:15:10,343 --> 00:15:11,943 This does sort of feel cathartic. 430 00:15:11,945 --> 00:15:17,082 Maybe parties can be okay, if you go with a friend! 431 00:15:17,084 --> 00:15:18,817 -The cops are coming! 432 00:15:18,819 --> 00:15:20,351 - Run! - [ grunting ] 433 00:15:20,353 --> 00:15:22,020 You're going to bail me out, right, sophie? 434 00:15:22,022 --> 00:15:23,755 [ siren wailing ] - [ laughs ] 435 00:15:23,757 --> 00:15:26,291 Enjoy prison, bitch. [ laughs ] 436 00:15:26,293 --> 00:15:28,159 -Well, they can't get me this time. 437 00:15:28,161 --> 00:15:30,229 I'm not underage anymore. 438 00:15:30,231 --> 00:15:31,230 -I'm underage. 439 00:15:31,232 --> 00:15:32,697 -Oh, right. 440 00:15:32,699 --> 00:15:34,166 Run! 441 00:15:35,102 --> 00:15:36,768 [ snoring ] 442 00:15:36,770 --> 00:15:39,971 [ whistling ] 443 00:15:39,973 --> 00:15:41,440 [ snoring ] 444 00:15:41,442 --> 00:15:44,109 -[ whispering ] baba, you awake? 445 00:15:44,111 --> 00:15:45,577 -I awake. 446 00:15:45,579 --> 00:15:48,247 I try turn goat on side, open airway. 447 00:15:48,249 --> 00:15:49,648 -[ grunting ] 448 00:15:49,650 --> 00:15:51,850 I can't. My hands are too little. 449 00:15:51,852 --> 00:15:53,852 -Come on! I lift, you roll. 450 00:15:53,854 --> 00:15:55,587 1... 451 00:15:55,589 --> 00:15:56,455 -2... 452 00:15:56,457 --> 00:15:57,322 -3. 453 00:15:57,324 --> 00:16:00,592 -[ grunting ] 454 00:16:00,594 --> 00:16:02,261 [ sighs ] 455 00:16:02,263 --> 00:16:05,396 I'm sorry I ruined your hag night, baba. 456 00:16:05,398 --> 00:16:07,799 -At least you no snore. 457 00:16:07,801 --> 00:16:11,270 - [ vocalizing ] - think he's having a nightmare? 458 00:16:11,272 --> 00:16:13,272 -Ha! Silly peter. 459 00:16:13,274 --> 00:16:16,074 Goats don't dream. 460 00:16:16,076 --> 00:16:19,478 -[ singing opera ] 461 00:16:19,480 --> 00:16:20,141 ?? 462 00:16:26,087 --> 00:16:27,352 Aaaaaaah! 463 00:16:27,354 --> 00:16:28,520 -Aaaah! 464 00:16:30,557 --> 00:16:34,626 -Whoa! I can't believe baba let you have a party in high school! 465 00:16:34,628 --> 00:16:36,495 -Oh, she didn't. I told her it was a funeral. 466 00:16:36,497 --> 00:16:37,829 I let lonny feel me up, 467 00:16:37,831 --> 00:16:39,698 So he'd pretend to be a corpse all night. 468 00:16:41,034 --> 00:16:42,367 I'm going to go raid the fridge. 469 00:16:42,369 --> 00:16:44,169 Don't drink the punch. - Hey, cute girl. 470 00:16:44,171 --> 00:16:46,037 - [ gasps ] - you look lonely. 471 00:16:46,039 --> 00:16:48,439 - Ugh! - Baba find you nice boy. 472 00:16:48,441 --> 00:16:50,375 Oh, petey! 473 00:16:50,377 --> 00:16:52,511 -We... Ll, howdy, there. 474 00:16:52,513 --> 00:16:54,980 Please forgive my friend mr. Baba. 475 00:16:54,982 --> 00:16:56,381 She likes to play matchmaker. 476 00:16:56,383 --> 00:16:59,318 - Oh, god, pete! - Oh, have we met? 477 00:16:59,320 --> 00:17:01,653 -Enough small talk! Flirt with girl! 478 00:17:01,655 --> 00:17:05,390 Mr. Baba, please! You're embarrassing me! 479 00:17:05,392 --> 00:17:07,592 I don't usually say this to just any girl, 480 00:17:07,594 --> 00:17:11,130 But you want to go upstairs and see my acne cream? 481 00:17:11,132 --> 00:17:12,597 [ grunts ] - get back upstairs! 482 00:17:12,599 --> 00:17:14,533 No one invited you and your creepy dummy. 483 00:17:14,535 --> 00:17:18,337 - Mr. Baba is not creepy! - I was talking 484 00:17:18,339 --> 00:17:21,272 To mr. Baba! - Oh, man! 485 00:17:21,274 --> 00:17:23,008 -[ hiccough ] sorry about my brother. 486 00:17:23,010 --> 00:17:24,943 I can't wait till I can grow up 487 00:17:24,945 --> 00:17:27,412 And never have to live with him again. 488 00:17:27,414 --> 00:17:29,414 Agh! - Can I help you? 489 00:17:29,416 --> 00:17:32,151 -Actually, I was looking for a condom. 490 00:17:32,153 --> 00:17:33,685 -Um, trophy, if I may, 491 00:17:33,687 --> 00:17:36,755 Intoxication actually precludes consensual sex. 492 00:17:36,757 --> 00:17:37,622 -Oh, I'm not drunk. 493 00:17:37,624 --> 00:17:39,024 I just hate myself so much 494 00:17:39,026 --> 00:17:40,759 That I look, feel, and act drunk. 495 00:17:40,761 --> 00:17:42,961 -In that case, I've never had sex, 496 00:17:42,963 --> 00:17:44,429 But I always come prepared. 497 00:17:44,431 --> 00:17:46,297 Pun not intended. Gross. 498 00:17:46,299 --> 00:17:47,166 -[ laughs ] gotcha! 499 00:17:47,168 --> 00:17:50,169 I'm totally drunk! 500 00:17:50,171 --> 00:17:52,103 -Oh. Oh, no. 501 00:17:52,105 --> 00:17:54,773 -Look what I found! Pepsi blue! 502 00:17:54,775 --> 00:17:56,575 Wow, do I miss post-9/11. 503 00:17:56,577 --> 00:17:58,510 -Oh. Whoa! 504 00:17:58,512 --> 00:18:00,445 -Hey, what's wrong with you? Why are you blinking? 505 00:18:00,447 --> 00:18:02,447 -I just gave teenage you a condom, 506 00:18:02,449 --> 00:18:04,516 But now, I don't feel so good. 507 00:18:04,518 --> 00:18:06,251 -Geez, le touche! This must be the party 508 00:18:06,253 --> 00:18:07,452 Where I got knocked up with you! 509 00:18:07,454 --> 00:18:09,521 I knew the music wasn't loud enough! 510 00:18:09,523 --> 00:18:12,991 See?! This is why I'm so passionately anti-condom! 511 00:18:12,993 --> 00:18:15,394 -I think I'm about to not get made. 512 00:18:15,396 --> 00:18:17,196 I knew I could die at a party. 513 00:18:17,198 --> 00:18:18,930 -[ grunting ] 514 00:18:18,932 --> 00:18:21,733 [ panting ] 515 00:18:21,735 --> 00:18:22,734 Aha! 516 00:18:22,736 --> 00:18:24,335 -Put that girl out of her misery! 517 00:18:24,337 --> 00:18:26,538 She can't party for shit! 518 00:18:26,540 --> 00:18:29,608 -Maybe not. But you're having fun tonight, right? 519 00:18:29,610 --> 00:18:33,879 And you remember the first rule of war in parties, don'tcha? 520 00:18:33,881 --> 00:18:35,547 -Mm... 521 00:18:35,549 --> 00:18:36,281 -Aah! 522 00:18:36,283 --> 00:18:38,683 -Never leave a man behind. 523 00:18:38,685 --> 00:18:39,418 Go! 524 00:18:39,420 --> 00:18:40,151 -Yeah! 525 00:18:40,153 --> 00:18:41,086 Oh! 526 00:18:41,088 --> 00:18:42,087 I'm okay! 527 00:18:43,290 --> 00:18:46,291 [ moaning ] 528 00:18:46,293 --> 00:18:47,826 -[ laughs ] 529 00:18:47,828 --> 00:18:50,095 -Told you this funeral home's haunted. 530 00:18:50,097 --> 00:18:51,697 Ugh! Look at that thing. Sickening. 531 00:18:51,699 --> 00:18:55,033 -I put a hole in that condom, annie, 532 00:18:55,035 --> 00:18:56,367 Because you not being born 533 00:18:56,369 --> 00:18:57,703 Would've put a hole 534 00:18:57,705 --> 00:18:59,170 In my heart. 535 00:18:59,172 --> 00:19:03,842 Teen trophy's up there, filling with sperm as we speak. 536 00:19:03,844 --> 00:19:05,911 -You actually saved me! 537 00:19:05,913 --> 00:19:08,179 I was like 75/25 odds on that. 538 00:19:08,181 --> 00:19:09,581 -Look! 539 00:19:09,583 --> 00:19:11,917 You partied for the equivalent of four days! 540 00:19:11,919 --> 00:19:13,785 I hope it's enough to keep you at home. 541 00:19:13,787 --> 00:19:14,986 Let's go! 542 00:19:14,988 --> 00:19:16,822 -Come back, pretty girl! 543 00:19:17,791 --> 00:19:20,391 -Well, I have to admit, it's encouraging 544 00:19:20,393 --> 00:19:22,327 You completed all 100 party hours, 545 00:19:22,329 --> 00:19:23,462 But even the wettest blanket 546 00:19:23,464 --> 00:19:25,797 Can manage a single wild weekend. 547 00:19:25,799 --> 00:19:28,267 Annie, what has this exposure to partying taught you? 548 00:19:28,269 --> 00:19:29,734 And I'm going to remind you to keep 549 00:19:29,736 --> 00:19:31,670 Your "lord of the rings" references to a minimum. 550 00:19:31,672 --> 00:19:35,807 -Well, first of all, it taught me that dancing is fun. 551 00:19:35,809 --> 00:19:37,542 -Show them, sweetie. 552 00:19:37,544 --> 00:19:39,611 -I'm still not liking what I see here. 553 00:19:39,613 --> 00:19:41,212 Principal shepler, please prepare 554 00:19:41,214 --> 00:19:42,481 Annie's records for transfer. 555 00:19:42,483 --> 00:19:45,817 -Wait! I also learned that, at parties, 556 00:19:45,819 --> 00:19:47,552 Unplanned things happen. 557 00:19:47,554 --> 00:19:50,956 And that, even though they can seem like terrible mistakes, 558 00:19:50,958 --> 00:19:52,223 Later, you might decide 559 00:19:52,225 --> 00:19:54,159 That you're glad the mistake happened. 560 00:19:54,161 --> 00:19:57,362 You might even choose to make it all over again. 561 00:19:57,364 --> 00:20:00,099 -Annie, I'm sorry, but you're now ward of the state. 562 00:20:00,101 --> 00:20:01,700 -Keep dancing! Keep dancing! 563 00:20:01,702 --> 00:20:05,437 You know, the world needs nerds, doctor lady. 564 00:20:05,439 --> 00:20:07,572 They keep us from eating laundry detergent 565 00:20:07,574 --> 00:20:11,510 And help us develop the technology to download porn! 566 00:20:11,512 --> 00:20:15,046 And, if my kid is a nerd, then I'll be the first 567 00:20:15,048 --> 00:20:16,581 To shove her into a locker. 568 00:20:16,583 --> 00:20:18,984 Because I love her! 569 00:20:18,986 --> 00:20:20,385 -Hm! Impressive. 570 00:20:20,387 --> 00:20:22,321 Both the dancing and the tenacious defense 571 00:20:22,323 --> 00:20:23,722 Of your boring-ass daughter. 572 00:20:23,724 --> 00:20:26,191 Okay, annie can remain in the home for the time being. 573 00:20:26,193 --> 00:20:27,659 -But that doesn't change the fact 574 00:20:27,661 --> 00:20:30,261 That she's just not florida material. 575 00:20:30,263 --> 00:20:32,463 -It remains our recommendation 576 00:20:32,465 --> 00:20:35,266 That annie leaves the state when she turns 18. 577 00:20:36,069 --> 00:20:39,004 -So, mom, I was thinking, since you can time travel, 578 00:20:39,006 --> 00:20:41,606 Why not go back in time and un-abandon me? 579 00:20:41,608 --> 00:20:44,876 We can finally get those 15 years back. 580 00:20:44,878 --> 00:20:46,678 -Oh, annie! 581 00:20:46,680 --> 00:20:49,548 I wouldn't change those 15 years for the world! 582 00:20:49,550 --> 00:20:52,283 I partied in castles and dumpsters 583 00:20:52,285 --> 00:20:53,618 And the grandest of canyons. 584 00:20:53,620 --> 00:20:55,354 A billionaire gave me a racehorse. 585 00:20:55,356 --> 00:20:56,888 That's a once-in-a-lifetime thing. 586 00:20:56,890 --> 00:21:00,491 If I didn't go through that; and you, your... Stuff... 587 00:21:00,493 --> 00:21:01,560 - [ sighs ] - Would we be 588 00:21:01,562 --> 00:21:04,229 The incredible women we are today? 589 00:21:04,231 --> 00:21:07,232 [ upbeat hip hop plays ] 590 00:21:07,234 --> 00:21:09,835 ?? 591 00:21:09,837 --> 00:21:10,636 -[ bleats ] 592 00:21:12,239 --> 00:21:14,173 -You know, I think we're really starting 593 00:21:14,175 --> 00:21:15,841 To thrive as a throuple. - [ bleats ] 594 00:21:15,843 --> 00:21:17,176 -I agree! 595 00:21:17,178 --> 00:21:19,711 If this is what poly mean, I sold. 596 00:21:19,713 --> 00:21:20,374 ?? 597 00:21:26,187 --> 00:21:27,386 - Oh! - [ bleats ] 598 00:21:29,322 --> 00:21:30,121 -[ gasps ] 599 00:21:30,123 --> 00:21:32,391 -[ rumbles ] 600 00:21:32,393 --> 00:21:34,059 - We're free. - [ sadly ] oh. 601 00:21:34,061 --> 00:21:36,395 -[ bleating ] 602 00:21:36,397 --> 00:21:38,730 -Huh, I guess I'll head up to my room. 603 00:21:38,732 --> 00:21:39,664 -[ bleats ] 604 00:21:39,666 --> 00:21:40,327 ?? 605 00:21:47,808 --> 00:21:49,140 [ munching ] 606 00:21:49,142 --> 00:21:49,803 ?? 607 00:21:56,283 --> 00:21:59,350 -? when we go, we go from a to b ? 608 00:21:59,352 --> 00:22:00,819 ? we go from c to d 609 00:22:00,821 --> 00:22:03,622 ? we go 1, 2, 3, 4 -[ bleating ] 610 00:22:03,624 --> 00:22:06,491 ? then we go, we walk on through the house ? 611 00:22:06,493 --> 00:22:08,227 ? and we walk outta the house 612 00:22:08,229 --> 00:22:10,629 ? we go 1, 2, 3, 4 613 00:22:10,631 --> 00:22:13,632 ? when we go, we get inside of our cars ? 614 00:22:13,634 --> 00:22:15,434 ? we come outside from our cars ? 615 00:22:15,436 --> 00:22:17,836 ? we go 1, 2, 3, 4 616 00:22:17,838 --> 00:22:20,972 ? when we sleep, we sleep inside of our beds ? 617 00:22:20,974 --> 00:22:22,908 ? we crawl on out from our beds ? 618 00:22:22,910 --> 00:22:24,143 ? we go 1 619 00:22:25,646 --> 00:22:28,714 ?? 620 00:22:28,764 --> 00:22:33,314 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 44061

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