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We have a bunch of errands
to run this weekend,
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so can we try and get
to the abandoned mall
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early to avoid
the radioactive zombies?
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They make parking
a nightmare.
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Mm, I need to finish
reading this old
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box of toothpaste
before book club.
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Had a great beginning
where the toothpaste was minty,
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but now I'm in
this boring part
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where four out of five
dentists recommend it.
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Well, good night.
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Should we have sex?
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W-What?
I don't know.
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It's just been a while
since we last did it.
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Might be nice to give the
Little Warlord some fresh air.
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Yeah, no, I wasn't exactly
in a, like, sex frame of mind,
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but, no, definitely,
let's do it.
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Let's have
sexual intercourse...
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baby.
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All right.
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I'll just mount
the ol' war rig...
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Yeah.
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Sorry.
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That was
the Indian food.
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That's okay.
There we go.
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Hi.
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Uh, does Scraps have
to be here?
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It's fine. He doesn't even
know what he's seeing.
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No, yes, I do.
It's sex, and I like it.
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That's good.
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That's real good.
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Maybe we should just
take a rain check.
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Yeah.
Yeah.
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What?
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At noon, you have
your meeting
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with the Trash Pickers
Union.
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Devon, quit selling doodads
and focus on gizmos!
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At 2:00 p.m.,
you wanted to survey
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the floating garbage island
that just washed ashore.
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Keep sorting, Sikowsky!
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Just because you
don't have arms
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doesn't mean
your teeth don't work.
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Oh, and later on,
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you've got your 40-year
high school reunion.
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That's fun!
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Oof, no, thanks.
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Believe it or not,
I wasn't exactly
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"Mister Popular"
in high school.
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Everyone called me
Moaning Morris --
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because I moaned so much
when they punched me.
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But they only punched me
because I moaned.
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It was a real
chicken-and-egg situation.
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Right. But that was --
that was a long time ago,
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Mr Rubinstein.
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Don't you want to go back
and show your old classmates
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what kind of a man
you've become?
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Hey, you're right.
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I'm probably way more successful
than those schmucks.
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And now I can really rub it
in their stinkin' faces!
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Right.
That seems like an almost
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willful misinterpretation
of what I said, but okay.
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Thanks, Sid!
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That was great advice
you gave me, as I understood it.
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Great.
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Hey!
You get out of here!
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Next time I see you,
I'm gonna kill you!
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You hear me?!
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I'll kill you!
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I'll kill you!
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Phew!
Another close one.
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Good thing I'm here
to protect the place.
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Mm-hmm.
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So, I had the hottest sex
last night with this
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Rube Goldberg machine.
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He did this thing where
he tipped a row of dominos,
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which made a bowling ball
roll down a ramp,
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which lit a candle,
and long story short,
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a mousetrap
fell on my penis.
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That sounds hot.
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It was.
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Just, back in the Wasteland,
Sid and I used to do it
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all the time --
in the car, in the sand,
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once midair,
falling off a cliff.
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Mmm.
But now that we're married,
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it's like
we're business partners
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that just happen
to live together.
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See, this is what happens
when you decide
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to spend your life
with the exact same person.
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Your passion is gonna
continue to dwindle,
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until you'll become like
all these other
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Boomtown couples,
whose only idea of romance
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is a weekly date night
at the Boomtown Bistro.
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That sounds horrible! I don't
want that for me and Sid!
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Don't worry.
You're with a licensed sexpert.
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That's "sex"
plus "expert."
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Right, yeah.
No, I got that.
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So why didn't you laugh?
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Morris Rubinstein, CEO,
Morris's Junk Emporium.
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Welcome, Morris!
You're the last one to arrive.
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Am I late?
Oh, let me check with my Rolex.
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Here's your name tag.
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Thank you.
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Well, guess I'll make
my grand entrance, then.
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They're all skeletons.
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Yes, unfortunately,
they all died in The Boom.
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Well, there's no point
bragging about my success
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if they're all dead.
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I'm gonna go.
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Say, is that Ron Miller?
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I'd recognise that
big oaf anywhere.
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Hey, Miller!
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Yeah, thought you
were so cool?
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Well, now you're dead,
and I've got a Rolex!
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Freya, Sid, thank you
for agreeing to do
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this important work
for your relationship.
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Yeah, I'm not sure
I'm comfortable
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talking about
this kind of stuff,
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especially with your famously
bitchy best friend.
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Oh, everything said here
is completely confidential.
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Unless, of course, I think
it's funny or just plain nasty.
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Sid, we have to figure out a way
to save our sex life.
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Okay?
It's important to me.
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Yeah, uh, okay.
Yeah, let's -- let's do it.
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That's the spirit.
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Now, I'm gonna need you to put
on your neural transmitters.
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You'll feel the teensiest
little pinch
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as the brain-stinger
shoots into your spine.
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Sorry, what?
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Uh...
where are we?
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A place to explore the outer
reaches of your sexual reality.
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Welcome...
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to the Matrix-x-x.
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So, w-w-why are you saying
it like that?
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Oh, it's like the Matrix
but with three X's at the end.
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You know, like a sex thing?
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Oh.
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You kind of have to see it
written out for it to work.
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No, no, it works.
It's good.
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Yeah, it's funny.
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Anyway...
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The Matrix-x-x is
a simulated reality.
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Your bodies are back in the real
world, being watched by Scraps.
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Scraps, do you read me?
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Yo, you're coming in loud
and clear, boss!
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Not exactly sure
what I'm looking at here.
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Just a bunch of numbers
falling down a screen,
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but I'm just gonna keep on
looking back and forth
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at these monitors
and randomly pressing stuff.
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The only way to counteract
the boner-killing effects
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of married life
is by introducing
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ever-more elaborate kinks
into the bedroom.
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But first, we're gonna
need dildos.
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Lots of dildos.
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Whoa.
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The simulation can manifest
your wildest fantasies
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simply by thinking of them.
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If things ever get too intense,
the safe word...
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is "boogie board."
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Yeah, I don't know.
I think this --
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this might be
just a little much for me.
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Maybe we start by just
lighting some candles or --
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or put on some
mood music?
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Smooth jazz
can be very kinky.
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Relax. This'll just be
silly and fun.
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Here, I'll go first.
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Help! Help!
He's gonna kill me!
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This is silly and fun?
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So I say to the guy,
"Watch it, pal.
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This suit costs more
than your car."
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Aww.
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Anybody want
another drink?
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I can afford it,
trust me.
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Ohh! Oh.
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Well, if it isn't
my old bully, Sean Bachman.
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Well, news flash, Sean --
I'm not Moaning Morris anymore.
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I'm a big success, and you're
just a big pile of bones.
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Yeah, words were never
your thing, were they?
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Well, let me put it in
language you'll understand.
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Ah!
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Noooo! D'oh!
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Don't look at me!
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No! Don't! Ow!
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Now I'm moaning.
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Moaning Morris!
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Oh, no!
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You monster.
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I'll never give you the
coordinates to the Oasis,
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no matter what you do
to my hot little body.
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God, no, Freya, I would
never dream of hurting you.
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I love you.
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No, Sid,
we're role-playing.
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I'm the helpless peasant,
and you're the evil mechanic.
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Now, I want you
to take control of me!
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Right. Uh...
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Okay.
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Yeah, I --
I'm a mean, scary guy.
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Yeah.
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I guess we're gonna have to do
this the hard way.
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Ay-yay-yay-
yay-yay-yay-yay!
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Oh, God!
Freya, I am so sorry!
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I did not realise
that was gonna do that!
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Oh. That was amazing.
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What?
Do it again.
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You liked that?
That -- That looked so painful.
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Sid, I'm not
some delicate flower, okay?
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I can handle it.
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Now I want you to zap me like
I'm a baked potato!
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Okay.
Um, uh, here I go.
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Ay-yay-yay-yay-yay-yay!
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It's s-o-o g-o-o-o-ood!
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Yeah, it's fun
for me, too.
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Turn it u-u-u-u-up!
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Okay.
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Aaaa-whooooooooooooo!
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Oh, no, no,
I can't do this!
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I'm sorry! Boogie board!
Boogie board! Boogie board!
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Aww.
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Why'd you stop?
I was just about to explode.
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Yeah, Sid, what do you
have against
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giving your wife pleasure?
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No, no, that
wasn't pleasure.
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I can still smell
her hair burning.
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Are you really telling me
you've never had
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a single secret sexual fantasy
in your entire life?
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I mean, of course,
everyone's got something.
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Really?
You never told me.
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What is it?
No, I can't.
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It's not appropriate.
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You'll --
You'll think I'm weird.
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Sid, I love you, and I want
to make you happy.
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Okay, there's nothing you could
say that would turn me off.
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Please.
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You promise?
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I promise.
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I really want to hear.
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Okay.
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I am sexually attracted
to boulders.
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I'm sorry.
What was that?
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When I was a young
road wanderer,
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experiencing my first
sexual stirrings...
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Right.
...there weren't
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a lot of people around,
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but there were
a lot of boulders.
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And I think that I may have
accidentally projected
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some of my feelings on to...
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them.
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So, yeah.
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I'm horny for boulders.
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What the...
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Oh, that's --
that's great.
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Really?
Yeah.
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Yeah, boulders.
252
00:10:38,201 --> 00:10:40,081
I mean, that's --
that's sexy.
253
00:10:40,123 --> 00:10:41,722
Right, Tai?
Oh, no.
254
00:10:41,764 --> 00:10:43,404
I know this is supposed to be
a judgment-free zone,
255
00:10:43,446 --> 00:10:45,968
but your boy's a freak.
256
00:10:47,009 --> 00:10:48,929
Oh.
257
00:10:48,971 --> 00:10:51,291
Thanks for the ice.
258
00:10:51,333 --> 00:10:54,694
Serves me right for taking
a shot at you.
259
00:10:54,736 --> 00:10:57,937
You know, you're a really
good listener, Sean.
260
00:10:57,979 --> 00:10:59,578
I had you all wrong.
261
00:10:59,620 --> 00:11:02,061
Yeah, maybe I should put my old
grievances aside
262
00:11:02,103 --> 00:11:05,784
and move on with my life.
263
00:11:05,826 --> 00:11:08,026
To putting the past behind us.
264
00:11:12,192 --> 00:11:13,551
Say...
265
00:11:13,593 --> 00:11:15,353
is that Misty Sanders?
266
00:11:15,395 --> 00:11:17,755
Boy, I used to have
the biggest crush on her,
267
00:11:17,797 --> 00:11:19,919
but I never had the guts
to ask her out.
268
00:11:21,280 --> 00:11:23,960
What's that smile?
You think I should talk to her?
269
00:11:24,002 --> 00:11:26,723
You dog!
270
00:11:26,765 --> 00:11:28,965
All right.
I'm gonna do it.
271
00:11:29,007 --> 00:11:31,009
You dog.
272
00:11:38,495 --> 00:11:40,735
Hey, Misty?
273
00:11:40,777 --> 00:11:43,458
Uh, Morris Rubinstein.
274
00:11:43,500 --> 00:11:45,380
You probably don't remember me.
275
00:11:45,422 --> 00:11:48,102
I used to sit behind you
in math class.
276
00:11:48,144 --> 00:11:50,626
I almost failed algebra
because of you.
277
00:11:53,269 --> 00:11:54,428
Well, you haven't
slapped me yet.
278
00:11:54,470 --> 00:11:56,990
That's a good sign.
279
00:11:57,032 --> 00:12:01,516
Misty, would I be too bold
to ask you to dance?
280
00:12:04,999 --> 00:12:11,085
♪ Please just stay near ♪
281
00:12:14,688 --> 00:12:17,328
Honey, I'm home!
282
00:12:17,370 --> 00:12:19,450
Oh.
283
00:12:19,492 --> 00:12:21,252
Am I interrupting something?
284
00:12:21,294 --> 00:12:23,854
We've been waiting for you.
285
00:12:23,896 --> 00:12:25,536
Come join us.
286
00:12:25,578 --> 00:12:29,219
A boulder in
our marital bed.
287
00:12:29,261 --> 00:12:31,541
This feels so wrong.
288
00:12:31,583 --> 00:12:33,585
But also so right.
289
00:12:38,349 --> 00:12:40,549
Okay, now you two kiss.
290
00:12:40,591 --> 00:12:42,511
Oh. Um...
291
00:12:42,553 --> 00:12:44,555
okay.
292
00:12:46,797 --> 00:12:48,076
Oh, my God.
293
00:12:49,199 --> 00:12:51,639
Mmm, pebbly.
294
00:12:51,681 --> 00:12:54,402
Right.
Now let's triple kiss.
295
00:12:54,444 --> 00:12:56,446
Yeah.
296
00:13:00,689 --> 00:13:03,049
Oh, wow, this is so hot.
297
00:13:03,091 --> 00:13:05,011
Oh, you must weigh
a thousand tons.
298
00:13:05,053 --> 00:13:06,332
If you rolled down
a hillside,
299
00:13:06,374 --> 00:13:10,256
you would crush everything
in your path.
300
00:13:10,298 --> 00:13:12,338
Cool, cool.
301
00:13:12,380 --> 00:13:13,539
Oh, no.
302
00:13:13,581 --> 00:13:15,583
Horniness levels are plummeting.
303
00:13:19,907 --> 00:13:21,906
Not again.
304
00:13:21,948 --> 00:13:23,668
Hey, get back here!
305
00:13:23,710 --> 00:13:25,510
I'm gonna kill you!
306
00:13:25,552 --> 00:13:28,152
I want to free solo
you so bad.
307
00:13:28,194 --> 00:13:30,794
So I'm fully out of the scenario
at this point, right?
308
00:13:30,836 --> 00:13:33,117
I'm just checking.
I can't stand it any longer.
309
00:13:33,159 --> 00:13:35,160
I need you now.
310
00:13:36,201 --> 00:13:38,922
Oh, it's better than
I could've ever imagined.
311
00:13:38,964 --> 00:13:41,684
The boulder's surface
is so rough.
312
00:13:41,726 --> 00:13:44,527
There's not even a hole.
I am just smashing my dick
313
00:13:44,569 --> 00:13:47,049
against the hard
boulder surface.
314
00:13:47,091 --> 00:13:48,330
That's it.
Boogie board!
315
00:13:48,372 --> 00:13:50,052
A million times
boogie board!
316
00:13:50,094 --> 00:13:51,373
Boulder -- Aah!
317
00:13:51,415 --> 00:13:53,175
Nope. Nope.
That was too messed up.
318
00:13:53,217 --> 00:13:56,458
Hey, don't kink-shame me!
I feel vulnerable right now.
319
00:13:56,500 --> 00:13:58,179
Well, that was the freakiest
shit I've ever seen!
320
00:13:58,221 --> 00:13:59,620
Wait.
My thing was freaky?
321
00:13:59,662 --> 00:14:01,862
At least I didn't want to be
actually tortured!
322
00:14:01,904 --> 00:14:05,826
I am loving this open
and honest communication.
323
00:14:05,868 --> 00:14:08,709
I feel like we're on the verge
of a major breakthrough.
324
00:14:08,751 --> 00:14:11,711
Shut up, Tai! This sucks.
I don't want to do this anymore.
325
00:14:11,753 --> 00:14:13,193
Yeah, this has been
a complete disaster.
326
00:14:13,235 --> 00:14:14,874
Get us out of here.
All right, geez.
327
00:14:14,916 --> 00:14:17,917
If you want to give up
on your relationship forever.
328
00:14:17,959 --> 00:14:20,121
Scraps, give us an exit.
329
00:14:22,723 --> 00:14:24,082
Scraps?
330
00:14:24,124 --> 00:14:25,724
Just get back here!
331
00:14:25,766 --> 00:14:28,046
Get back here!
I'll kill you!
332
00:14:28,088 --> 00:14:30,890
I'll kill you!
I'll kill you!
333
00:14:31,611 --> 00:14:33,050
Huh.
334
00:14:33,092 --> 00:14:35,493
Tai?
Hmm?
335
00:14:35,535 --> 00:14:40,337
Did you trap us in
a computer prison forever?
336
00:14:40,379 --> 00:14:42,299
S-Sorry.
What was that?
337
00:14:42,341 --> 00:14:45,021
I'm -- I'm just gonna
go check on that.
338
00:14:45,063 --> 00:14:47,065
Yeah, I'm here.
339
00:14:51,149 --> 00:14:54,790
Oh, Misty, you make me feel
like I'm 16 again,
340
00:14:54,832 --> 00:14:58,195
dancing with
the prettiest girl in school.
341
00:15:00,437 --> 00:15:03,640
Oh, what are you doing to me?
342
00:15:04,200 --> 00:15:06,683
I'm a married man.
343
00:15:08,204 --> 00:15:11,205
This is crazy.
344
00:15:11,247 --> 00:15:15,128
Oh, hell, let's be crazy.
345
00:15:15,170 --> 00:15:16,530
♪ I'm holding out for love ♪
346
00:15:16,572 --> 00:15:21,774
♪ The reason the sun comes up ♪
347
00:15:21,816 --> 00:15:24,657
♪ Your the life ♪
348
00:15:24,699 --> 00:15:28,182
Whoa! Oh, Misty!
I love you!
349
00:15:30,704 --> 00:15:35,947
I spy with my little eye
something white.
350
00:15:35,989 --> 00:15:39,350
What's the matter?
You don't want to play anymore?
351
00:15:39,392 --> 00:15:41,594
I'm sad about
our relationship.
352
00:15:43,796 --> 00:15:45,996
So that's it?
353
00:15:46,038 --> 00:15:47,918
We're just gonna become one of
those sexless couples,
354
00:15:47,960 --> 00:15:49,479
like Tai said?
355
00:15:49,521 --> 00:15:52,282
Who go on boring date nights
at the Boomtown Bistro?
356
00:15:52,324 --> 00:15:53,923
Ugh, no.
Can you imagine?
357
00:15:53,965 --> 00:15:57,006
"Uh, hey, let's make time out of
our already very busy lives
358
00:15:57,048 --> 00:15:58,848
to go just hang out
with each other
359
00:15:58,890 --> 00:16:01,370
in a different place
that isn't our house."
360
00:16:01,412 --> 00:16:03,011
"I'll put on
my nice top,
361
00:16:03,053 --> 00:16:05,053
even though you've literally
seen me naked a thousand times."
362
00:16:05,095 --> 00:16:08,096
"Yeah, and I'll put
on my one nice shirt."
363
00:16:08,138 --> 00:16:10,378
Aw, you haven't worn
that shirt in forever.
364
00:16:10,420 --> 00:16:12,019
It looks nice on you.
Thanks.
365
00:16:12,061 --> 00:16:14,063
You look so pretty.
366
00:16:15,424 --> 00:16:17,264
Bet the bar
would be stupid.
367
00:16:17,306 --> 00:16:19,308
Oh, yeah, for sure.
368
00:16:21,750 --> 00:16:23,910
Though is does create
a nice ambiance.
369
00:16:23,952 --> 00:16:25,271
It is really pleasant.
370
00:16:25,313 --> 00:16:26,953
Thank you, thank you.
371
00:16:26,995 --> 00:16:29,075
That one was called,
"I Ate My Baby."
372
00:16:29,117 --> 00:16:30,556
Bet the cocktails
have stupid names,
373
00:16:30,598 --> 00:16:33,919
like "Wasteland Punch"
and "Atomic Apple-Tini."
374
00:16:33,961 --> 00:16:35,961
Although, that one does
look really good.
375
00:16:36,003 --> 00:16:37,322
Should we get one?
Ooh!
376
00:16:37,364 --> 00:16:39,164
It's still happy hour.
Drinks are half off.
377
00:16:39,206 --> 00:16:41,086
Well, then we
should get two.
378
00:16:41,128 --> 00:16:43,608
Sid, you're bad.
379
00:16:43,650 --> 00:16:45,570
I know.
380
00:16:45,612 --> 00:16:47,972
God, stupid mailman.
381
00:16:48,014 --> 00:16:50,094
Almost had him.
382
00:16:50,136 --> 00:16:52,976
What the -- This can't be right.
383
00:16:53,018 --> 00:16:55,020
The horniness levels...
384
00:16:56,702 --> 00:16:57,741
...they're rising.
385
00:16:57,783 --> 00:16:59,142
Okay.
386
00:16:59,184 --> 00:17:01,944
This date night is kind of
doing it for me.
387
00:17:01,986 --> 00:17:03,706
Should we...?
388
00:17:03,748 --> 00:17:05,067
You know.
389
00:17:05,109 --> 00:17:07,589
Freya, we're in the middle
of a wine bar.
390
00:17:07,631 --> 00:17:09,951
Sid, none of this is real.
391
00:17:09,993 --> 00:17:11,913
We're in a simulation.
392
00:17:11,955 --> 00:17:14,155
Oh, yeah.
393
00:17:14,197 --> 00:17:16,199
I forgot.
394
00:17:21,043 --> 00:17:22,483
They're doing it.
395
00:17:31,173 --> 00:17:32,852
It's beautiful.
396
00:17:35,697 --> 00:17:37,096
Sexy.
Who's your daddy?
397
00:17:37,138 --> 00:17:38,657
Oh, you're my daddy!
Who's your daddy?
398
00:17:38,699 --> 00:17:39,938
You're my daddy!
Whoo!
399
00:17:39,980 --> 00:17:41,780
Go, Mom and Dad!
400
00:17:44,344 --> 00:17:46,825
Oh. You know,
I don't understand this --
401
00:17:46,867 --> 00:17:49,187
I don't understand this one.
402
00:17:49,229 --> 00:17:51,509
Woop!
Ho-ho! Sacre bleu!
403
00:17:51,551 --> 00:17:53,511
Hold on to your butts,
Mom and Dad.
404
00:17:53,553 --> 00:17:56,073
You're coming home.
405
00:17:59,918 --> 00:18:02,719
No! Not like this!
406
00:18:02,761 --> 00:18:04,801
Hi.
407
00:18:04,843 --> 00:18:06,362
There, there.
408
00:18:06,404 --> 00:18:09,245
Okay, let me go
grab you a towel.
409
00:18:09,287 --> 00:18:10,966
Thanks.
410
00:18:11,008 --> 00:18:13,328
Ugh!
You had a date night?
411
00:18:13,370 --> 00:18:15,410
It was actually really fun.
There was live music.
412
00:18:15,452 --> 00:18:16,692
Ugh!
Great atmosphere.
413
00:18:16,734 --> 00:18:18,493
Ugh!
And the shishito peppers.
414
00:18:18,535 --> 00:18:20,335
The shishito peppers.
415
00:18:20,377 --> 00:18:22,176
Oh, my God.
Nom nom nom.
416
00:18:22,218 --> 00:18:25,700
I need to wipe my hard drive
to erase this memory.
417
00:18:25,742 --> 00:18:27,743
I feel sick.
418
00:18:28,624 --> 00:18:30,023
You are my little
shishito pepper.
419
00:18:30,065 --> 00:18:31,905
You're my little
shishito pepper.
420
00:18:31,947 --> 00:18:33,707
Nom nom nom
nom nom nom nom!
421
00:18:33,749 --> 00:18:36,389
Hey, lovebirds.
Beautiful day, ain't she?
422
00:18:36,431 --> 00:18:37,911
Hey, Mr Rubinstein!
Oh!
423
00:18:37,953 --> 00:18:39,472
So, did you end up
rubbing your success
424
00:18:39,514 --> 00:18:40,553
in your classmates' faces?
425
00:18:40,595 --> 00:18:42,154
No, I'm beyond all that.
426
00:18:42,196 --> 00:18:44,316
I was able to put the past
in the past.
427
00:18:44,358 --> 00:18:47,159
I caught up with friends,
patched up old grievances,
428
00:18:47,201 --> 00:18:50,082
had sex with a skeleton,
and danced our butts off --
429
00:18:50,124 --> 00:18:51,723
Sorry.
You did what?
430
00:18:51,765 --> 00:18:53,244
Danced our butts off.
431
00:18:53,286 --> 00:18:55,767
Honestly, Sid,
try and keep up sometime.
432
00:18:55,809 --> 00:18:59,410
Well, anyway, I should probably
get home to my loving wife.
433
00:18:59,452 --> 00:19:01,454
I'll see you at work.
434
00:19:03,135 --> 00:19:04,535
Hmm.
435
00:19:04,577 --> 00:19:05,575
That guy is your mentor.
436
00:19:05,617 --> 00:19:07,619
Yes, he is.
437
00:19:11,142 --> 00:19:12,181
Oh, hi, honey.
438
00:19:12,223 --> 00:19:14,503
Hey!
439
00:19:14,545 --> 00:19:16,145
Mwah.
440
00:19:16,187 --> 00:19:18,507
The kids will be here any minute
to celebrate your birthday.
441
00:19:18,549 --> 00:19:20,389
Okay. Just need to get
these shoes off.
442
00:19:20,431 --> 00:19:22,433
My dogs
are killing me.
443
00:19:44,853 --> 00:19:46,532
Told you I'd kill you.
444
00:19:46,574 --> 00:19:49,015
Honey!
The kids are here!
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