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[theme music playing]
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[spooky alien music playing]
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Ugh, carrot soup again?
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Well, Doc said I had to
start eating light.
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But not that light.
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Say, what gives?
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Whoa!
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[screaming]
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What? Who? Huh?
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Greetings, tall and magnificent
Earth creature.
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Say, Doc, what's the big idea
of interrupting my pathetic and boring dinner?
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You should be thankful,
earthling.
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I deemed you a worthy specimen
to add to my collection.
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Isn't that lovely?
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Collection?
What kind of collection?
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Why, it's just my humble
collection of brains from across the galaxy.
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Ew!
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This brain's from Saturn,
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Neptune,
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-[panting]
-[Marvin] and Pluto.
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[barking]
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Yeesh! So many brains.
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Perhaps, he's compensating
for somethin'.
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And now to add
your earthling brain
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to my ever-expanding
collection,
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Yeah, yeah,
that's really nice, Doc.
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But, uh, ya see, you can't
put my brain on your shelf
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'cause it's locked up
inside my skull.
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Oh, don't worry about that.
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I'll simply extract it with
the Brain Extracto-matic 8000.
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Ahhh! Not
the Brain Extracto-thing 8000.
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Now, hold still
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or this could hurt the brain.
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I need it in perfect condition.
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Ooh!
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Ahhh!
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No, Doc. Don't do it.
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[yelps]
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Oh, stop moving your head!
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Sorry, Doc.
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I just get a little nervous
around brain extractors.
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What the...
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I thought I told you
to stop moving your head.
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I'm not.
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I'm moving my ears.
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[kisses]
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[gags]
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This will immobilize you.
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Now that
the offending appendages have been dealt with...
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Now what?
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Whoa! Did you know
this table reclines?
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Whee!
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[Bugs] So fancy.
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Stop that at once.
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Sorry. Sorry.
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Just gettin' comfy.
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Oops! Too far.
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Back the other way.
Sorry, very sorry.
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[Bugs sighs]
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There. All set.
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[groaning]
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[laughing]
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Huh?
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[straining]
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You've left me
no choice, earthling.
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I didn't want to do this,
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but I guess I'm going to
have to remove that brain
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the old-fashioned way.
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Go ahead, Doc.
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Saw my head wide open.
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[shrieking]
Start the bloodbath.
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[gulps]
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Eh, what's the matter,
little fella?
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Nervous?
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Uh, uh, what? Uh...
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[sputtering] Well, no, I, uh...
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It, it, it's just...
Normally, my machine does this for me.
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Yeah, yeah, I get it.
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I mean, when you think
about all that blood gushing all over the place.
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The cerebellum juice
oozing out onto your hands,
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the cracking bones...
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It does make a person
feel a little uneasy.
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[gags]
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Ew, ew, ew!
Oh, you're right.
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I can't do it.
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Oh, boo hoo hoo!
Boo hoo hoo hoo!
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Aw, don't cry there,
Frankenstein.
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Look, here's an idea.
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Why don't I just
remove my brain for ya?
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What do you think of that, huh?
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Would that cheer ya up?
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Really? [sobbing]
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You'd do that for m...
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For me?
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Sure, just free my arms,
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give me that saw
and I'll do the dirty work.
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Oh. All right, earthling.
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I'll just be over there,
averting my eyes.
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I, I mean, supervising quietly.
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Good idea, mac.
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Things are about
to get pretty gruesome.
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-[sawing]
-[Bugs] Ooh!
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Eeeh, ahhh!
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Ooh! Eeeh! Ooh!
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Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
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Ah.
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Is it over yet?
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Ahhh! Ooh! Eeeh!
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Ah!
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Ooh, don't look, mac.
It's too gruesome.
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It's too gruesome.
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[groaning]
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[cracking]
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Oh, dear.
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He must be cracking
through the skull.
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-[crunching]
-Oh!
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He's ripping the brain
from its [groans] stem.
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Oh, yeah.
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Very graphic stuff, Doc.
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Especially this part.
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[squelching]
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Ew. [shudders]
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Suddenly, I don't feel so well.
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[groaning]
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Doc, oh, Doc.
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Look, Doc, look. I did it!
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I got you that brain.
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What?
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Oh, goody, goody.
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Thank you, Earth creature.
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And now to add this
to my collection.
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[in sing-song voice]
Add to my collection.
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[humming trails off]
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Well, that's strange.
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I can't remember what
I was about to do.
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[slowly] In fact, I can't
remember anything at all.
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[talking gibberish]
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Remember, folks,
it's always good to keep an open mind.
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[laughing]
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[theme music playing]
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I am the mysterious,
magnificent Quack.
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I can see into your future.
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[thunder rumbling]
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What questions do you have
for the cosmos?
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[stammering]
I do have just... one question.
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[stammers]
I've been looking for work.
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Is there a [stammers] job
out there for me?
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Let's see.
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Hmm.
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-Oh dear.
-[Porky] Ahem.
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[laughs nervously]
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Oh, excuse me.
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Anyway, a job. I'm seeing...
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I'm seeing an unforeseen
employment opportunity.
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A new job!
A fun change of career!
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Is it a good one?
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[stammers] What could it be?
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How about a psychic?
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[stammering] Oh, wow.
I'm finally employed.
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[stammers] Thank you.
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Hey. Who's the fake psychic
who ripped off my wife?
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Ahhh!
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[glass shatters]
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There he is.
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[stammering]
Uh-oh, dear. Oh, dear.
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[growls]
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-[Porky grunting]
-[Daffy whistling]
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I give... Give up being
a fortune teller.
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[stammering] I just don't see
a future in it.
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Hi, everyone.
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It's duck season,
but guns are frowned upon in today's cartoons.
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So...
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I'll have to use
a different strategy.
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Like this explosive decoy.
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[laughs]
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You'd have to be
pretty stupid to fall for something like this.
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Luckily, I'm hunting
dumb idiot ducks.
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[laughs]
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They're stupid.
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[make quacking noises]
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Ka-boom!
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A duck! Gotcha.
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[laughing]
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[laughing trails off]
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[audience applauding]
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I, the great Daffini,
will perform amazing feats of prestidigitation.
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For this trick,
I shall need a volunteer.
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Huh? Who, what,
when, where, how?
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Thank you for volunteering,
my good sir.
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Say, what's that
up your sleeve?
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Huh? Hey, that tickles.
[laughs]
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-[Daffy vocalizing]
-[Porky laughing]
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-[cloth straining]
-[Porky laughing]
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[clears throat]
I... I've got a bone to pick with you.
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[theme music playing]
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