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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,760 --> 00:00:04,399 "G. G. Noah Films, and Israel Studios in Jerusalem present: 2 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:09,788 "A Production of Menachem Golan and Yoram Globus. 3 00:00:10,920 --> 00:00:16,199 "Up Your Anchor" (Lemon Popsicle VI) 4 00:00:18,080 --> 00:00:21,595 zachi Noy 5 00:00:22,720 --> 00:00:27,316 Yiftach Katzor 6 00:00:29,360 --> 00:00:32,909 Yosef Shiloach 7 00:00:34,280 --> 00:00:37,078 Yehuda Efroni 8 00:00:38,120 --> 00:00:40,873 Dvora Keidar 9 00:01:16,400 --> 00:01:19,790 Produced by: Menache Golan and Yoram Globus. 10 00:01:21,160 --> 00:01:25,438 Directed by: Danny olman 11 00:01:48,000 --> 00:01:52,198 his is the cruise ship Orion, sailing in the Mediterranean sea. 12 00:01:52,480 --> 00:01:55,631 During the day shes a reliable vessel, but at night... 13 00:01:56,040 --> 00:01:58,270 theres a celebration in every cabin. 14 00:01:58,960 --> 00:02:03,158 his is the captain. A real man. A loyal seaman, a family man, 15 00:02:03,640 --> 00:02:06,359 who cares for his wife and daughter. 16 00:02:09,240 --> 00:02:12,869 his is Ella, the captains wife. She paints as a hobby. 17 00:02:13,160 --> 00:02:15,833 hats how she satisfies herself. 18 00:02:16,000 --> 00:02:18,355 Because her husband won't. 19 00:02:23,360 --> 00:02:26,591 Both try to protect their daughter, Dana, 20 00:02:26,840 --> 00:02:28,956 so she doesnt fall into bad company. 21 00:02:29,160 --> 00:02:32,152 hey want her to marry Moshe, a handsome yet somewhat dry guy. 22 00:02:32,360 --> 00:02:36,558 He keeps in shape and builds his body. he brains, however... 23 00:02:46,120 --> 00:02:47,872 All ships have a chief petty officer. 24 00:02:48,120 --> 00:02:50,395 George is our C. P. O. 25 00:02:50,680 --> 00:02:54,195 Hes no fool. His daughter is the apple of his eye. 26 00:02:54,680 --> 00:02:58,912 He watches her like a hawk, so she doesnt lose her virginity. 27 00:02:59,760 --> 00:03:03,036 When daddy sails he leaves his parrot to watch his daughter. 28 00:03:07,240 --> 00:03:11,950 his is Baron on Alexander, And this the Contessa, his wife. 29 00:03:12,240 --> 00:03:13,912 hey are a couple of international cons. 30 00:03:14,200 --> 00:03:16,953 And this is their dog, a professional smuggler. 31 00:03:17,240 --> 00:03:20,277 Lets begin our story. We have many surprises in store. 32 00:03:21,800 --> 00:03:23,552 Let me see... 33 00:03:24,440 --> 00:03:27,591 Whats this? -Momo sent it from America. Hes having a blast. 34 00:03:27,760 --> 00:03:30,149 Show me. -So Benzi, whats he writing? Read it to me. 35 00:03:32,760 --> 00:03:35,957 I am so sorry for you guys for not being in America with me. 36 00:03:36,520 --> 00:03:38,238 Every lay is a fuck fest. 37 00:03:38,560 --> 00:03:41,279 I met this girl who asked me to show her the city of New York. 38 00:03:41,600 --> 00:03:42,919 I took her to a hotel room, 39 00:03:43,200 --> 00:03:45,998 And all she saw the whole week was the hotel rooms ceiling. 40 00:03:52,680 --> 00:03:55,513 Hey guys! Whats up? Hows the sea? -Shut up, youre disrupting. 41 00:03:55,720 --> 00:03:57,915 Benzi, keep reading. - Froyke, come here a minute. 42 00:03:58,160 --> 00:04:01,357 You cant compare this to Israeli girls. -Hold this a sec. 43 00:04:01,680 --> 00:04:04,114 Say, Benzi, what are you reading there? 44 00:04:04,920 --> 00:04:06,239 A postcard from Momo. - Show me. 45 00:04:06,320 --> 00:04:07,799 Hes having a ball. 46 00:04:08,720 --> 00:04:11,154 Lemon Popsicle! -Come on, keep reading. Hurry. 47 00:04:11,360 --> 00:04:13,749 I have the postcard now. - Look whos coming. 48 00:04:15,000 --> 00:04:16,718 Look at these balloons... 49 00:04:16,920 --> 00:04:18,717 Hey guys, look, heres Johnny from the chairs, 50 00:04:18,840 --> 00:04:21,354 and his nymphomaniac wife from the kiosk. 51 00:04:22,680 --> 00:04:25,353 What a babe! -Wait, you aint seen nothing yet. 52 00:04:26,680 --> 00:04:29,319 Now shell probably changing to her swimsuit. Want a peek? -Yeah. 53 00:04:30,840 --> 00:04:33,274 Now youll see how her fat husband kisses her every morning. 54 00:04:35,960 --> 00:04:37,552 Did I tell you or did I tell you? 55 00:04:39,440 --> 00:04:42,352 Now what? -Here, she's putting on her bathing suit. 56 00:04:47,720 --> 00:04:50,314 hats it. Are you guys coming? - Lets go. 57 00:04:52,080 --> 00:04:53,308 Sorry 58 00:05:05,640 --> 00:05:08,757 Oh man! -My God! Look at those boobs! 59 00:05:10,400 --> 00:05:12,470 What an ass! 60 00:05:14,720 --> 00:05:17,439 Come on, you guys. I want to see too! -What are you yakking about? 61 00:05:27,640 --> 00:05:30,279 Let me have a look. -What are you getting in my way for, jerk? 62 00:05:31,240 --> 00:05:33,390 Yudale, you let me see then. Im missing everything. 63 00:05:35,000 --> 00:05:38,037 God, those jugs are making me rip my trunks apart. 64 00:05:38,200 --> 00:05:40,953 OK, youve seen enough. 65 00:05:41,720 --> 00:05:45,235 hats great. Im missing it all. She's going to put on her suit! 66 00:05:59,000 --> 00:06:00,228 Man, those boobs! 67 00:06:02,720 --> 00:06:04,472 OK, shows over. 68 00:06:06,840 --> 00:06:08,831 Hey, horny boy, what are you doing up there? 69 00:06:09,040 --> 00:06:12,237 I said, what are you doing? - I... 70 00:06:12,360 --> 00:06:14,078 I asked you what you were doing up there! 71 00:06:14,160 --> 00:06:15,752 He wants to get us ice cream. - Yeah, hes getting ice cream. 72 00:06:16,840 --> 00:06:18,432 You want some ice cream? - All of you? -He said it, not me. 73 00:06:18,520 --> 00:06:21,830 Would you like to buy ice cream? - Yes, four. -Which ones? 74 00:06:23,240 --> 00:06:27,870 I want mocha. -Double fudge. - Chocolate. -Damn jerks. 75 00:06:38,080 --> 00:06:39,877 Sir! Sir! 76 00:06:41,280 --> 00:06:42,269 What do you want? 77 00:06:42,600 --> 00:06:44,556 Can you get my ball out of the hole? 78 00:06:44,920 --> 00:06:46,717 Which hole? 79 00:06:46,880 --> 00:06:49,599 Right there. 80 00:06:49,920 --> 00:06:52,150 Kid, you better not be yanking my chain! 81 00:06:53,560 --> 00:06:55,471 Heres the ball. - What do you want from me? 82 00:06:55,560 --> 00:06:57,755 Here, lll hold your ice cream. 83 00:06:58,240 --> 00:06:59,832 Dont you eat them, you hear? 84 00:07:02,200 --> 00:07:04,111 Come on already! 85 00:07:25,480 --> 00:07:28,836 lll kill you! Hey, get my ice creams over here! 86 00:07:29,320 --> 00:07:31,629 Why are you taking his ice creams? -Its mine, not his! 87 00:07:35,040 --> 00:07:37,076 Give me the ice creams before I kill you. 88 00:07:38,240 --> 00:07:40,708 Let go! What do you want from me? - Come here! -Let go! 89 00:07:48,360 --> 00:07:50,271 Come here, fatso! Where are you running to? 90 00:07:50,440 --> 00:07:52,829 Come here, fatso. My kids ice creams are not good enough? 91 00:07:56,920 --> 00:07:58,717 Man, I was this close to getting killed. 92 00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:01,877 Guys, we gotta get some game for tonight. 93 00:08:32,520 --> 00:08:34,397 Hey, look over there. - Oh great! 94 00:08:36,040 --> 00:08:37,678 Oh guys, just watch me. Watch this. 95 00:08:40,680 --> 00:08:42,557 Give me back my skirt! 96 00:09:03,040 --> 00:09:04,519 Youre blocking the view, jerk! 97 00:09:13,320 --> 00:09:15,072 Look what hes doing. 98 00:09:17,040 --> 00:09:19,110 Man, I really have changed. 99 00:09:24,440 --> 00:09:26,431 Yudale, you used to be much thinner. 100 00:09:30,760 --> 00:09:32,796 Electrifying girl. 101 00:09:43,680 --> 00:09:46,274 You can say whatever you want, but she was a knockout. 102 00:10:34,120 --> 00:10:37,351 Move over, let me see. - Hold on. -Move over already! 103 00:10:37,480 --> 00:10:39,436 Youre so selfish! You never let me have a look. 104 00:10:46,520 --> 00:10:51,036 Youre great, baby. Youre wonderful. 105 00:11:00,800 --> 00:11:02,995 Honey! -Even back then Momo knew how to party. 106 00:11:05,280 --> 00:11:07,350 Move over already. Let me see. 107 00:11:07,560 --> 00:11:09,630 Man, youre too young to see what goes on in there. 108 00:11:09,720 --> 00:11:11,597 Come on, dont be cruel. Let me have a look. 109 00:11:11,680 --> 00:11:13,477 Look at those boobs. 110 00:11:13,680 --> 00:11:15,352 Move over! - Youre so young. 111 00:11:18,560 --> 00:11:20,994 Hes banging her! Hes banging her! 112 00:11:22,320 --> 00:11:25,756 Let me see. -Hold on. - Come on, move over. 113 00:11:26,080 --> 00:11:27,479 Wait, shes gonna hear us. 114 00:11:30,760 --> 00:11:36,392 Youre so good, baby. Yes. 115 00:11:43,600 --> 00:11:47,832 Oh, mommy. Oh mama! Im gonna come! 116 00:11:48,160 --> 00:11:50,310 Im gonna come! Im gonna come! 117 00:11:50,400 --> 00:11:54,029 Im coming, baby! I... now! Now! 118 00:11:54,280 --> 00:11:56,589 Now, now! 119 00:12:03,440 --> 00:12:07,513 hat Momo, what a stud! - Whos coming into Stella now? 120 00:12:09,600 --> 00:12:12,637 Stella make you feel good. - Go on, Benzi. Go in. 121 00:12:13,320 --> 00:12:15,675 Yudale, you go. - No way! Why should I go? You go. 122 00:12:15,760 --> 00:12:17,671 I already went this morning. You go. Go on. 123 00:12:19,200 --> 00:12:21,760 Come on, I make you feel good. 124 00:12:22,840 --> 00:12:26,628 Go on already. She wont bite. 125 00:12:30,960 --> 00:12:33,599 Yudale, you were always a big talker. 126 00:12:34,080 --> 00:12:35,957 How was it? -Awesome. 127 00:12:36,360 --> 00:12:41,388 Come here, sugar... Come here, muffin... 128 00:12:42,400 --> 00:12:44,311 She freaked you out, didnt she? - Who, me? 129 00:12:50,160 --> 00:12:52,515 Get closer... Closer, baby. 130 00:12:53,200 --> 00:12:55,760 Stella make you feel good. 131 00:13:03,080 --> 00:13:05,878 ake it off. 132 00:13:12,440 --> 00:13:18,436 Now, dont be scared. Nobody scared of Stella. 133 00:13:28,080 --> 00:13:31,072 Look what hes doing to her. - Excuse me, have you gone insane? 134 00:13:31,560 --> 00:13:33,630 No. You? -han what do you think youre doing? 135 00:13:36,640 --> 00:13:40,474 Youre my strudel. - Youre electrifying me. 136 00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:47,949 What? -My dads an electrician. For fighting horny guys like you. 137 00:13:52,680 --> 00:13:57,595 Now! Now! Im coming, baby. 138 00:13:59,920 --> 00:14:03,708 One more, sugar. Youre my strudel, baby. 139 00:14:03,800 --> 00:14:05,631 Youre sweet. 140 00:14:06,280 --> 00:14:07,998 Well, do you think only Momo can? 141 00:14:09,800 --> 00:14:12,792 You know, its too bad God didnt create the woman 142 00:14:14,520 --> 00:14:16,875 with her cunt over here and the mans dick over here. 143 00:14:17,040 --> 00:14:18,758 Why? - Could have been fun. 144 00:14:19,080 --> 00:14:24,074 Say we meet on the street, and I ask you, "Hey, whats up?" 145 00:14:25,440 --> 00:14:27,874 Whats up? Did you come? - No. You hurt me. 146 00:14:28,960 --> 00:14:31,394 I didnt even have it on. - You disgusting pig! 147 00:14:31,640 --> 00:14:35,155 Now! Now! Im coming, sugar! 148 00:14:38,160 --> 00:14:41,835 One more time, sugar! Youre my strudel, baby! 149 00:14:43,600 --> 00:14:46,910 Im coming! Im coming! 150 00:14:50,240 --> 00:14:53,118 Man, remember when that guy came in? We were scared shitless. 151 00:14:58,920 --> 00:15:03,948 Stella likes happy. Put music on, yes? 152 00:15:09,960 --> 00:15:11,632 Hold on. Whos there? 153 00:15:14,200 --> 00:15:15,679 Im coming... 154 00:15:24,320 --> 00:15:26,117 Whats this? 155 00:15:26,360 --> 00:15:28,430 You guys are gross. 156 00:15:29,560 --> 00:15:31,790 Hold on. Hold on... - Let me go! 157 00:15:36,320 --> 00:15:37,958 Goddamn these girls. 158 00:15:38,040 --> 00:15:39,871 Did you see those cunts? hey dont want to fuck. 159 00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:42,560 Since that Momo went to America, the wells dried. No more lays. 160 00:15:42,800 --> 00:15:44,552 Hey, wait, Ive got a cool idea. 161 00:15:44,760 --> 00:15:46,318 Lets go abroad. - What? 162 00:15:46,400 --> 00:15:48,709 Lets go abroad. Im telling you. - What for? 163 00:15:48,800 --> 00:15:50,153 Look, Momo is having a ball there. 164 00:15:50,320 --> 00:15:52,675 heres girls there, like trash. You never have to zip up. 165 00:15:52,760 --> 00:15:54,432 I dont know. My parents might not let me. 166 00:15:54,520 --> 00:15:57,239 Say youll kill yourself if not. - His parents will be grateful. 167 00:15:57,320 --> 00:15:59,914 What should we do now? -Im going home. My parents are waiting. 168 00:16:00,840 --> 00:16:02,990 Man, if I dont get laid, lll die. 169 00:16:03,680 --> 00:16:06,148 Im off. I have a date. - Man, where are you going? 170 00:16:06,480 --> 00:16:08,675 I have a date with this hot chick. Shes a sure thing. 171 00:16:08,880 --> 00:16:11,838 Her dads a sailor, shes home alone, waiting. You coming? -yep. 172 00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:17,633 Dont fuck! Dont fuck! Dont fuck! Dont fuck! 173 00:16:18,080 --> 00:16:21,390 Dont fuck! Dont fuck! No! 174 00:16:22,640 --> 00:16:25,950 Whats this? -My dad got this from Africa, to watch over me. 175 00:16:26,240 --> 00:16:27,912 What for? lll watch over you. 176 00:16:31,240 --> 00:16:33,310 Dont cover! Dont cover! 177 00:16:35,640 --> 00:16:38,598 Asshole! You asshole! 178 00:16:38,800 --> 00:16:40,392 Asshole! 179 00:16:48,360 --> 00:16:50,920 You know what? lll make you a drink that will blow your cunt. 180 00:16:51,320 --> 00:16:53,151 Wait right here. Dont move. 181 00:16:57,640 --> 00:17:00,552 My dad is supposed to come home any minute. 182 00:17:00,760 --> 00:17:02,273 So? Well make it quick. 183 00:17:07,080 --> 00:17:08,229 Oh my God... 184 00:17:09,040 --> 00:17:10,359 Here, drink this. 185 00:17:12,360 --> 00:17:14,510 Cheers! Drink up. Drink up. 186 00:17:33,480 --> 00:17:35,596 Why do you keep putting your shirt on? ake it off. 187 00:17:35,680 --> 00:17:38,638 Cant you see how much I love you? -Really? 188 00:17:39,640 --> 00:17:42,757 Yeah, sure! Dont you believe me? Here, give me your hand. 189 00:17:42,960 --> 00:17:45,838 See how my heart... How my heart is pounding for you. 190 00:17:46,680 --> 00:17:49,240 Dont be such a little girl. ake you bra off. 191 00:17:51,720 --> 00:17:53,597 hats it. Ive had enough of him. 192 00:18:02,840 --> 00:18:04,671 What the hell is he whistling about? 193 00:18:08,040 --> 00:18:10,395 Whats the matter with you? Youll wake up the neighbors. 194 00:18:10,640 --> 00:18:12,710 Well, are you coming or am I going? -Just a minute! 195 00:18:12,800 --> 00:18:16,429 Shes gonna put out in a sec. - Come fast. -Okay. 196 00:18:17,280 --> 00:18:21,193 Come on. What're you waiting for? - No patience, huh? Me neither. 197 00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:41,037 No, not today. Some other time. - Some other time what? 198 00:18:41,240 --> 00:18:43,674 Do you mean to tell me I wasted the entire evening on you? 199 00:18:43,840 --> 00:18:45,319 Yudale! 200 00:18:58,240 --> 00:19:00,276 Doesnt hurt... - Im crazy about you. 201 00:19:00,800 --> 00:19:04,554 hats good, baby. So good. - Man, what a great fuck. 202 00:19:07,320 --> 00:19:09,390 urn off the lights, you idiot! - Could I be drunk? 203 00:19:09,840 --> 00:19:13,674 Dad! Dad? -Wheres is knife what I killed lion in jungle with? 204 00:19:13,920 --> 00:19:16,798 Now I kill you like rat! No move! 205 00:19:16,960 --> 00:19:20,589 You move, you die! -Im not moving, -What do you want? 206 00:19:20,800 --> 00:19:23,598 First you break my daughter, now you cry like frog? 207 00:19:24,360 --> 00:19:27,477 You pay for this! - What do you want from me? 208 00:19:27,680 --> 00:19:30,148 What did I do? - You ruin my daughter! 209 00:19:30,800 --> 00:19:34,315 You ruin honor of my virgin ship, you dog! 210 00:19:34,720 --> 00:19:37,792 Dad, I love him? - Love who? 211 00:19:38,640 --> 00:19:40,198 his rabbit? -Yes. 212 00:19:40,320 --> 00:19:45,110 You need now marry her. Not every day you have such pretty girl. 213 00:19:45,360 --> 00:19:49,876 irgin, what her papa buy her parrot to watch her. 214 00:19:50,080 --> 00:19:51,877 You want me to marry this cow? 215 00:19:53,400 --> 00:19:56,198 I kill you! - No, dad, no! 216 00:19:58,120 --> 00:20:02,830 You kill my daughter! My Yafa! Now you no run away. 217 00:20:04,120 --> 00:20:06,395 Go, idiot! Wait for me! 218 00:20:07,760 --> 00:20:10,957 Got screwed, did you? - Dont ask, just go, go go! 219 00:20:11,040 --> 00:20:12,917 lll get you! Rapist of little girls! 220 00:20:13,840 --> 00:20:15,353 Dog! Bastard! 221 00:20:16,840 --> 00:20:20,674 hats a fat fish. A trout I'll catch him yet. 222 00:20:30,480 --> 00:20:33,392 Benzi, look at those two babes there. Probably tourists. 223 00:20:33,840 --> 00:20:35,432 How can you tell? - hey look it. 224 00:20:35,680 --> 00:20:37,557 Look how pale they are. Probably Swedish. 225 00:20:39,080 --> 00:20:41,594 Coming? -Forget it. Nothing will come out of those two. 226 00:20:41,680 --> 00:20:44,353 Why? they wont give you trouble. heyll fuck you for nothing. 227 00:20:44,520 --> 00:20:47,114 Benzi. lll have the one on the left, youll have the other one. 228 00:21:14,200 --> 00:21:15,713 Excuse me... 229 00:21:18,320 --> 00:21:19,799 Excuse me? 230 00:21:26,680 --> 00:21:30,468 What time is it, please? - Sorry, I dont have a watch. 231 00:22:02,560 --> 00:22:04,073 Can I help you? 232 00:22:07,920 --> 00:22:10,639 Hows the water? -Wet. 233 00:22:16,680 --> 00:22:19,638 Im Benzi. Whats your name? - Im Dana. 234 00:22:23,400 --> 00:22:26,073 What are you doing? - Nothing. Looking for oil. 235 00:22:26,240 --> 00:22:27,753 Pervert! 236 00:22:28,800 --> 00:22:32,236 What are you doing here? Shame on you, asshole! 237 00:22:34,480 --> 00:22:37,836 Dana! Dana! Are you coming? 238 00:22:38,800 --> 00:22:41,234 Sorry. My mothers calling me. 239 00:22:41,600 --> 00:22:43,477 You speak Hebrew? - Yes. 240 00:22:43,680 --> 00:22:45,830 Why didnt you say so? - You never asked. 241 00:22:46,400 --> 00:22:48,550 Dana! -One minute. 242 00:22:51,240 --> 00:22:53,470 Say, can we get together sometime? 243 00:22:53,840 --> 00:22:56,479 Sure, next week on the Orion. 244 00:22:57,480 --> 00:23:01,951 he Orion? -Its a ship. Im sailing to Europe next week. 245 00:23:02,040 --> 00:23:03,109 Ciao... 246 00:23:06,480 --> 00:23:08,118 Benzi! Benzi! 247 00:23:09,400 --> 00:23:11,436 Did you see her mother? She wont put out. 248 00:23:16,920 --> 00:23:18,433 Are you sure that Orion ship is here? 249 00:23:18,520 --> 00:23:20,715 Sure its here. She said she was sailing on that ship. 250 00:23:21,440 --> 00:23:23,192 I dont get why you are so smitten with her. 251 00:23:23,320 --> 00:23:25,675 Youve only seen her once. - You dont have to come with me. 252 00:23:25,840 --> 00:23:27,159 you can stay here if you want. 253 00:23:27,440 --> 00:23:28,759 Benzi, youre crazy. 254 00:23:37,960 --> 00:23:39,075 Heres the ship. 255 00:23:39,240 --> 00:23:40,639 I told you. I wasn't lying. 256 00:23:40,880 --> 00:23:42,359 Are you really gonna board it? 257 00:23:42,720 --> 00:23:44,472 Im dying. I have to get that girl. 258 00:23:45,160 --> 00:23:47,435 Man, I am so sick of your goddamn affairs. 259 00:23:55,920 --> 00:23:58,559 Go on, go on. - What do you have, a joker? 260 00:24:01,240 --> 00:24:05,358 Mom! Mom! -Benzi, come say hello to the guests. 261 00:24:06,680 --> 00:24:10,275 Oh, how you son has grown! -Yes. Such a good by. So helpful. 262 00:24:11,440 --> 00:24:12,668 Can I talk to you now? 263 00:24:12,960 --> 00:24:16,191 Benzi, you havent said hello to the guests. -Hello girls. 264 00:24:17,320 --> 00:24:19,754 Can I talk to you? - One minute. After the game. 265 00:24:19,960 --> 00:24:23,589 Whats the rush? -Come here. - Excuse me. whats the rush? 266 00:24:23,920 --> 00:24:26,673 I need you to sign here. - What exactly am I signing? 267 00:24:27,200 --> 00:24:30,112 Its for my studies. You want me to be an engineer, dont you? 268 00:24:30,360 --> 00:24:34,353 Oh, an engineer, yes! lll just go get my glasses. 269 00:24:43,560 --> 00:24:45,198 Whats this? 270 00:24:45,520 --> 00:24:48,876 What do you think this is? What kind of studies are you on about? 271 00:24:49,680 --> 00:24:52,831 Its a job application... as a sailor on a ship. 272 00:24:53,120 --> 00:24:55,793 Are you nuts? -What? Your son wants to be a sailor. 273 00:24:55,920 --> 00:24:58,150 What are you talking about? He wants to be an engineer! 274 00:24:58,240 --> 00:25:00,549 I dont want to hear it. Im not signing. 275 00:25:00,840 --> 00:25:03,070 Someone from my family, a sailor on a ship?! 276 00:25:03,960 --> 00:25:08,351 No. No way. Working on a ship. What an idea. 277 00:25:08,440 --> 00:25:10,317 So youre not signing? -No! Youre not signing? -No! 278 00:25:10,400 --> 00:25:12,391 Im gonna kill myself. - Youre not scaring me. 279 00:25:12,560 --> 00:25:15,074 Go ahead! No one died from that yet! 280 00:25:15,720 --> 00:25:19,315 Did you hear that? Something new. A sailor! 281 00:25:30,160 --> 00:25:33,118 But I didnt do anything to her! - hen how did she get pregnant? 282 00:25:33,360 --> 00:25:37,069 From the weather? From the heat? Or maybe it was the parrot? 283 00:25:37,480 --> 00:25:39,152 But its impossible! 284 00:25:39,360 --> 00:25:42,511 Here, I have a note from the doctor. 285 00:25:42,720 --> 00:25:44,950 It's your fault, you're to blame. 286 00:25:45,360 --> 00:25:48,432 Yeah, he got it from you. He likes to run after girls. 287 00:25:50,360 --> 00:25:52,078 You also run after girls. 288 00:25:52,200 --> 00:25:55,158 hats not a doctors note, thats a receipt. -Whatever. 289 00:25:55,440 --> 00:25:58,273 he point here is that you got my baby pregnant. 290 00:25:58,600 --> 00:26:00,158 Didnt he, Yafa? 291 00:26:00,360 --> 00:26:02,794 Look at her. What a beauty. 292 00:26:03,720 --> 00:26:06,393 He can mess with other peoples' heads, not ours. 293 00:26:07,680 --> 00:26:09,716 What a stubborn guy! 294 00:26:10,040 --> 00:26:14,113 So what kind of wedding do you want? Waiters or buffet? 295 00:26:14,320 --> 00:26:16,880 What wedding? Whats he talking about? Im not marrying anyone. 296 00:26:17,040 --> 00:26:19,679 Mazel tov! Come here, Yafa, my sweet. 297 00:26:19,880 --> 00:26:21,279 Come kiss the groom. 298 00:26:21,520 --> 00:26:23,715 Here, I got an engagement ring. 299 00:26:24,040 --> 00:26:28,238 Yafa honey, these are your parents now. 300 00:26:28,800 --> 00:26:32,270 Here you go. Yafa, kiss him. 301 00:26:46,360 --> 00:26:48,828 Here, mom, thats the ship. - Really, thats the ship? 302 00:26:49,080 --> 00:26:52,789 Are you sure thats it? Benzi, tell me, are you sure? 303 00:26:53,840 --> 00:26:55,876 I just hope you dont sail to Africa by mistake. 304 00:26:56,800 --> 00:26:59,234 Oh, Sonya! - What is it? 305 00:26:59,440 --> 00:27:01,317 I still dont understand: why is he going? 306 00:27:01,720 --> 00:27:05,918 Isnt it dangerous? -Oh, really. Hell go to England and Europe, 307 00:27:06,160 --> 00:27:09,038 and learn some manners. Become a gentleman. 308 00:27:09,280 --> 00:27:11,077 You know, its different there. 309 00:27:11,560 --> 00:27:13,869 Everybodys on board. I gotta go. Goodbye. See you later. 310 00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:16,309 Oh, Benzi! -ake care! - Benzi! 311 00:27:16,400 --> 00:27:18,595 Ima, everybodys looking. Youre embarrassing me. 312 00:27:18,680 --> 00:27:21,672 Benzi! Benzi! Benzi! Bezni! 313 00:27:22,400 --> 00:27:25,153 Benzi! Bezni! 314 00:27:27,280 --> 00:27:30,078 Benzi! Bezni! 315 00:27:30,320 --> 00:27:34,791 Promise me one thing, Benzi, that you dont hook up with any girls. 316 00:27:35,320 --> 00:27:38,312 You might catch a venial disease, or something. 317 00:27:47,160 --> 00:27:48,673 Hello! 318 00:27:50,120 --> 00:27:52,634 Hello. -Nice to have you on board. Have a nice time. 319 00:27:58,200 --> 00:28:00,509 Hello. Im always glad to see you. 320 00:28:03,720 --> 00:28:07,554 Hey, Benzi! Benzi! I told you Id come. 321 00:28:08,360 --> 00:28:09,588 Did you see the ship? 322 00:28:09,920 --> 00:28:11,558 Were gonna have a ball, arent we? 323 00:28:17,080 --> 00:28:19,071 Ella, watch your head coming in. 324 00:28:25,000 --> 00:28:26,831 Dana, great to have you with us. 325 00:28:36,440 --> 00:28:37,998 OK, guys, pay attention! 326 00:28:38,200 --> 00:28:41,670 Everybody put your personal items here, and stand behind them. 327 00:28:47,480 --> 00:28:52,713 So youve arrived, boy? Stand right here. Chin up. 328 00:28:52,920 --> 00:28:55,388 heyll soon take you downstairs, to the lower deck. 329 00:28:55,560 --> 00:28:59,439 heyll show you your cabins, and give you the uniform. 330 00:29:02,080 --> 00:29:05,311 What time do you call this, than? rout! 331 00:29:05,640 --> 00:29:08,598 You stay here now, just as you are, is that clear? 332 00:29:10,640 --> 00:29:13,916 Everybody, wait here until the guy in charge shows up. 333 00:29:16,560 --> 00:29:18,630 Hey, Benzi! -Hey Yudale! What are you doing here? 334 00:29:18,840 --> 00:29:20,353 Same thing you are. I had to get away. 335 00:29:20,560 --> 00:29:23,074 Get away from what? - Remember that fat girl 336 00:29:23,160 --> 00:29:25,151 I screwed, while you were in the car downstairs? -Yeah? 337 00:29:25,240 --> 00:29:26,753 Her dad is forcing me to marry her. 338 00:29:27,200 --> 00:29:29,031 No shit! Whos her dad? - Some guy. 339 00:29:29,200 --> 00:29:30,474 Some asshole called Georgia. 340 00:29:30,560 --> 00:29:32,278 Looks like an ape, with his black moustache. 341 00:29:32,360 --> 00:29:34,749 His daughter too. Looks like a guerilla with a moustache... 342 00:29:37,840 --> 00:29:41,913 You havent seen the ape with the moustache for a while, have you? 343 00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:43,274 Did you miss him? 344 00:29:43,560 --> 00:29:45,790 Did you think you could run away, maggot? 345 00:29:46,080 --> 00:29:48,594 No, I just came to say goodbye. Im out of here. Bye, Benzi! 346 00:29:48,720 --> 00:29:50,756 Shut up and stand here! 347 00:29:51,520 --> 00:29:54,239 From now on, no exceptions for sons in law! 348 00:30:05,240 --> 00:30:09,870 Hello and welcome to the babies who want to be sailors. 349 00:30:10,240 --> 00:30:15,360 Seamanship includes working on deck, in the mess, the kitchen, 350 00:30:15,560 --> 00:30:19,109 painting, dishwashing, etcetera, etcetera, etcetera. 351 00:30:20,520 --> 00:30:22,988 Barracuda, get over here! 352 00:30:28,800 --> 00:30:34,397 Now well try a rescue drill. Everybody put your suit on. 353 00:30:42,080 --> 00:30:47,154 Now everybody say: S. O. S! S. O. S! 354 00:30:47,400 --> 00:30:48,913 Mommy! -Mommy! 355 00:30:49,200 --> 00:30:51,270 Mommy! -Mommy! 356 00:30:53,320 --> 00:30:55,072 Help! -Help! 357 00:30:55,280 --> 00:30:57,430 Help! -Help! 358 00:30:57,920 --> 00:31:01,959 he sea is drowning! he ship is nervous! Help! -Help! 359 00:31:02,160 --> 00:31:04,310 Help! -Help! - S. O. S! Help! 360 00:31:05,280 --> 00:31:07,111 Mayday! Everybody! 361 00:31:07,520 --> 00:31:10,990 Mommy! -Mommy! Mommy! -Mommy! 362 00:31:11,320 --> 00:31:13,311 Mommy cant hear you! - Mommy! -Cant hear you! 363 00:31:13,600 --> 00:31:16,512 Mommy! -Mommy! 364 00:31:18,320 --> 00:31:21,949 Dry land! Were saved! Were saved! 365 00:31:22,800 --> 00:31:24,392 Georgia! 366 00:31:24,880 --> 00:31:26,871 Are you nuts? I cant stand this. 367 00:31:26,960 --> 00:31:30,714 ake them to the cabin, right now! 368 00:31:30,800 --> 00:31:31,835 A great drill, wasn't it? 369 00:31:31,920 --> 00:31:35,037 I hope a shark eats him. hat dog. Everyone in your cabin! 370 00:31:39,160 --> 00:31:42,630 A good seaman needs certain things. One, confidence. 371 00:31:43,600 --> 00:31:44,828 Quickness... 372 00:31:45,960 --> 00:31:47,473 Speed... 373 00:31:48,280 --> 00:31:49,713 Skills... 374 00:31:50,200 --> 00:31:52,634 Like a trapeze artist! You see? 375 00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:55,070 Now you can pick up a plate and put it down. 376 00:31:55,320 --> 00:31:56,992 No problem. You see? 377 00:32:03,640 --> 00:32:05,915 Occupational hazard. Dirty dishes. 378 00:32:10,880 --> 00:32:15,351 Darling, we are lucky. he police didnt suspect anything. 379 00:32:18,480 --> 00:32:23,395 But when we arrive in Italy, we have to think of something new. 380 00:32:24,080 --> 00:32:25,877 he police there, know the dog trick. 381 00:32:30,720 --> 00:32:34,156 Dont worry darling. I have someone who will do if for me. 382 00:32:34,520 --> 00:32:37,512 Who? - he purser, Georgia. 383 00:32:48,040 --> 00:32:49,598 Im so glad I came. 384 00:32:49,760 --> 00:32:52,194 Finally, lll have a chance to rest and paint. 385 00:32:53,360 --> 00:32:56,636 Well, are you enjoying yourself? - Yes, its nice. 386 00:33:37,400 --> 00:33:38,992 Heres Moshe! 387 00:33:39,880 --> 00:33:42,553 Hes very nice, isnt he? - Yeah, hes nice. 388 00:33:44,240 --> 00:33:48,870 Hello Moshe. -Hello. - How are you? -Great. 389 00:33:50,040 --> 00:33:51,792 Whats up? 390 00:33:57,000 --> 00:33:59,195 You look wonderful. Are you having a good time? 391 00:34:03,680 --> 00:34:06,069 Great. Im glad. Shall we toast? 392 00:34:25,400 --> 00:34:29,393 Good evening, Madam, Monsignor. Is everything okay? 393 00:35:55,600 --> 00:35:58,353 Benzi, forget about her. Shes out of your league. 394 00:36:01,400 --> 00:36:04,472 Cant you see shes with someone? - Leave me alone. 395 00:36:09,240 --> 00:36:13,074 Man, I dont get you. See you around. 396 00:37:18,280 --> 00:37:19,793 Hey, Benzi, where are you going? 397 00:37:20,920 --> 00:37:23,559 Im just going upstairs, to check something. lll be right back. 398 00:37:55,360 --> 00:37:56,998 Hey, what are you looking at? 399 00:37:57,400 --> 00:38:00,073 You know you and your guys cant hang out here. 400 00:38:00,360 --> 00:38:02,191 Do you see this tray? 401 00:38:02,880 --> 00:38:04,757 ake it, and get into the kitchen. 402 00:38:04,840 --> 00:38:06,990 Leave him alone. 403 00:38:10,280 --> 00:38:13,033 Moshe, your behavior is disgusting. 404 00:38:52,360 --> 00:38:55,716 Here, take the popcorn. -So, guys, hows it going? -Great! 405 00:38:56,640 --> 00:38:58,790 Here, have some popcorn. - No pushing. -No pushing. 406 00:38:59,240 --> 00:39:01,470 Benzi, whats with all the drinking? Youll get drunk. 407 00:39:01,720 --> 00:39:03,312 No pushing. -No pushing! 408 00:39:24,400 --> 00:39:28,234 Hi Dana. Would you like to dance? - No thanks. 409 00:39:29,640 --> 00:39:33,599 Why not? -I dont feel like it. - Whats wrong? 410 00:39:33,800 --> 00:39:35,313 You don't feel well? 411 00:40:13,960 --> 00:40:16,428 Would you dance with me? 412 00:40:16,720 --> 00:40:18,756 Me? -Yes. 413 00:40:20,320 --> 00:40:23,915 I cant. Im on duty. - Its fine. Dont worry about it. 414 00:40:25,480 --> 00:40:28,631 But were not allowed. -Come on. 415 00:41:23,440 --> 00:41:25,908 Come here. ake this upstairs. Were out of hot dogs. 416 00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:28,070 You take it up. - Me? take it up? 417 00:41:34,160 --> 00:41:36,230 Did you see how hes slacking off work? 418 00:41:49,720 --> 00:41:53,269 Do you see what I see? Do you see her there? 419 00:41:59,680 --> 00:42:02,478 Im sure shes doing it to piss us off. 420 00:42:04,640 --> 00:42:06,153 Georgia! 421 00:42:08,400 --> 00:42:09,753 Whats that guy doing? 422 00:42:09,960 --> 00:42:12,190 he crew aren't allowed to dance with the passengers! 423 00:42:12,400 --> 00:42:14,277 lll kick him out of here right now. 424 00:42:14,680 --> 00:42:16,830 lll punish him tomorrow. 425 00:42:17,120 --> 00:42:19,680 I won't stand for it. 426 00:42:25,040 --> 00:42:26,553 Benzi, why are you crying? 427 00:42:27,680 --> 00:42:29,955 You mess with the captain's daughter, you end up crying. 428 00:42:30,040 --> 00:42:32,998 And if you mess with the purser's daughter, you end up laughing? 429 00:42:33,600 --> 00:42:35,511 What are you doing here, my son in law? 430 00:42:35,640 --> 00:42:36,789 Im here to help him. 431 00:42:37,080 --> 00:42:38,798 Him? Even God cant help him. 432 00:42:39,040 --> 00:42:40,598 he skipper has his eye on him, 433 00:42:40,800 --> 00:42:43,268 Since he wanted to lay something on the skippers daughter. 434 00:42:43,360 --> 00:42:44,349 His dick? 435 00:42:44,440 --> 00:42:47,352 Exactly. I have a shrewd son in law. 436 00:42:47,920 --> 00:42:48,955 A poet. 437 00:42:49,120 --> 00:42:51,998 You say a word, And he immediately rhymes it. 438 00:42:54,040 --> 00:42:57,316 Youre doing it all wrong. Move over, lll show you. 439 00:42:59,400 --> 00:43:01,709 You take the onion, you put the knife, you cut. 440 00:43:07,280 --> 00:43:09,396 What are you standing around here crying for? 441 00:43:09,480 --> 00:43:11,311 heres a lady on deck, that ordered a juice. 442 00:43:11,400 --> 00:43:13,516 Go take her the juice, but no peeking. 443 00:43:14,040 --> 00:43:17,953 Have you become a poet, dad? - Go, my little quiche, run! 444 00:43:44,120 --> 00:43:46,190 Excuse me. Excuse me. 445 00:43:49,560 --> 00:43:52,028 Did you order the juice? -Yes. 446 00:43:57,600 --> 00:44:00,433 Rub my back. 447 00:44:01,760 --> 00:44:03,352 Rub it on? 448 00:44:15,040 --> 00:44:17,634 And there, you can see the isle of Pocolopolus. 449 00:44:20,400 --> 00:44:22,038 Hey, buddy, what are you doing here? 450 00:44:25,200 --> 00:44:27,395 I got her something to eat and drink. 451 00:44:27,560 --> 00:44:29,118 You call this eating? 452 00:44:29,320 --> 00:44:30,639 I got her a mayo sandwich, 453 00:44:30,800 --> 00:44:32,916 but it fell on her back, so Im cleaning it up. 454 00:44:33,160 --> 00:44:35,469 Mayo? -Yes. 455 00:44:39,760 --> 00:44:42,399 Quit being a smartass, kid, and get back to your duties. Now! 456 00:44:43,880 --> 00:44:46,474 Come to my room later. wo two. 457 00:44:48,160 --> 00:44:51,596 Dont forget. wo two. Okay? - wo two? 458 00:44:57,160 --> 00:45:00,391 People, did you see Pocolopolus? Its a very nice island. 459 00:45:25,600 --> 00:45:27,079 Come in please. 460 00:45:30,160 --> 00:45:32,879 Contessa, are you alone? - Yes darling. 461 00:45:37,160 --> 00:45:40,835 I got you a special champagne. - Good. 462 00:45:41,640 --> 00:45:43,437 his we drink later. 463 00:45:57,480 --> 00:45:58,799 Are you going out? 464 00:45:59,880 --> 00:46:04,112 Ella, Im just going to the bridge. lll be right back. -Ok. 465 00:46:05,760 --> 00:46:07,193 Are you upset? 466 00:46:07,440 --> 00:46:09,431 Every night you say youll be gone just a minute, 467 00:46:09,520 --> 00:46:12,239 but you only get back after I fall asleep. -Well, but... I... 468 00:46:12,760 --> 00:46:15,593 You know how busy I am. You know how much I have to take care of. 469 00:46:16,240 --> 00:46:17,593 Ella, Im going to the bridge. 470 00:46:17,840 --> 00:46:19,592 lll tell them not to bother us tonight. 471 00:46:19,880 --> 00:46:21,359 Well be together... 472 00:46:25,440 --> 00:46:27,112 But youll be back soon? 473 00:46:32,760 --> 00:46:35,115 lll be right back. 474 00:46:43,760 --> 00:46:45,910 Would you like some music? 475 00:46:46,720 --> 00:46:48,153 Yes. 476 00:47:08,040 --> 00:47:09,473 his isnt real. 477 00:47:09,720 --> 00:47:12,109 Its a mirage. -Mirage? 478 00:47:16,400 --> 00:47:19,119 Isnt the baron coming? - Dont worry, dear. 479 00:47:19,840 --> 00:47:22,832 Shes hot. - I think shes a virgin. 480 00:47:34,400 --> 00:47:35,992 Im gonna die. 481 00:47:41,160 --> 00:47:42,275 Im gonna die. 482 00:47:46,000 --> 00:47:48,468 Im undoing my pants, and then Im doing her. 483 00:47:48,880 --> 00:47:50,279 Coming, dear! 484 00:47:53,120 --> 00:47:55,031 I never had anything like that. 485 00:47:55,320 --> 00:47:57,550 If my father was here to see this, he would have cried. 486 00:48:57,440 --> 00:48:59,192 Rozen is not coming... 487 00:49:00,240 --> 00:49:02,834 Oh man... Not yet. Wait! 488 00:49:06,480 --> 00:49:09,313 My pressure is dropping! My pressure is dropping! 489 00:49:13,720 --> 00:49:17,554 Shes so hot! Oh boy. Yes, princess... 490 00:49:17,720 --> 00:49:21,599 Princess... Come here, princess... 491 00:49:36,080 --> 00:49:38,435 wo two? wo two two? 492 00:49:59,440 --> 00:50:00,998 Wow baby, what a Swede! 493 00:50:26,920 --> 00:50:29,718 Shes a submarine, Im a torpedo! 494 00:50:41,640 --> 00:50:45,872 Youre nice. I like you. Do you like you? 495 00:50:53,040 --> 00:50:55,713 You have very nice thighs, you know? 496 00:50:56,640 --> 00:50:58,198 You speak Swedish? 497 00:51:01,880 --> 00:51:03,996 Well be done soon. he baron is coming. 498 00:51:04,400 --> 00:51:07,073 Slow down, theres time. 499 00:51:09,720 --> 00:51:16,319 So hot... shes killing me. Im gonna die. My blood pressure. 500 00:51:17,520 --> 00:51:20,876 And my heart is pounding. Oh, dear... 501 00:51:31,720 --> 00:51:35,110 What time is it? You came now? 502 00:51:35,800 --> 00:51:38,792 I dreamed that we were together, great idea. 503 00:51:41,680 --> 00:51:43,750 Ella! 504 00:51:46,760 --> 00:51:48,671 Whats this? Whos that? 505 00:51:53,120 --> 00:51:54,599 Leave me alone. 506 00:52:07,400 --> 00:52:09,994 Whats was he doing with you? I demand an explanation. 507 00:52:10,680 --> 00:52:12,238 I told you, I was sleeping. 508 00:52:12,480 --> 00:52:14,038 Did you take a pill or something? 509 00:52:14,160 --> 00:52:16,674 You have something like that on top of you and you cant tell? 510 00:52:16,800 --> 00:52:19,109 I dreamed it was you. - With a body like his? 511 00:52:19,360 --> 00:52:22,477 How low can my life go? My wife and my daughter with sailors! 512 00:52:22,640 --> 00:52:25,074 Next thing I know, lll start messing with lady passengers. 513 00:52:26,480 --> 00:52:28,357 Its a good thing youre here! 514 00:52:28,560 --> 00:52:31,950 What happened? -What happened? Im asking you what happened? 515 00:52:32,680 --> 00:52:35,911 You are embarrassing me! Kissing a sailor in public! 516 00:52:36,400 --> 00:52:39,153 Hes nice, dad! -Nice... what are you talking about, nice? 517 00:52:39,720 --> 00:52:41,597 Hes a common sailor! Nice, she tells me! 518 00:52:42,200 --> 00:52:44,509 You were once a sailor, weren't you dad? 519 00:52:44,760 --> 00:52:47,638 Yeah, and no girl would even look at me then. -Except for me. 520 00:52:47,920 --> 00:52:50,354 And besides, and besides, you have... 521 00:52:50,440 --> 00:52:55,150 a guy who is nice, hot, educated, - Rich... 522 00:52:55,400 --> 00:52:56,879 And in love with you! 523 00:52:57,280 --> 00:53:00,909 Hes in love with himself! He comes by looking in the mirror. 524 00:53:02,640 --> 00:53:04,198 What? What? What? 525 00:53:04,400 --> 00:53:08,188 Where did you pick up this language? From that sailor? 526 00:53:09,040 --> 00:53:11,349 I order you never to see him again. 527 00:53:12,640 --> 00:53:14,312 Do you promise me? 528 00:53:14,480 --> 00:53:16,391 You promise? 529 00:53:17,440 --> 00:53:20,113 If not, lll drop you off in a raft in the middle of the ocean. 530 00:53:20,320 --> 00:53:21,878 Youll be eaten by sharks! 531 00:53:51,400 --> 00:53:54,836 Ladies and gentlemen, Im happy to announce 532 00:53:55,200 --> 00:53:58,749 that tomorrow well be docking in enice, our final destination. 533 00:54:00,160 --> 00:54:04,915 On behalf of the crew, I thank you for your pleasant company. 534 00:54:06,200 --> 00:54:08,031 Before we begin our feast, 535 00:54:08,360 --> 00:54:10,749 Baron on Alexander has something to tell us. 536 00:54:11,040 --> 00:54:13,156 Baron, please. 537 00:54:14,200 --> 00:54:17,431 Ladies and gentlemen, we would like to invite you to our castle 538 00:54:17,600 --> 00:54:21,593 tomorrow, to celebrate our enetian masquerade party. 539 00:54:28,880 --> 00:54:30,916 Froyke, come here. Help me right this down. 540 00:54:31,120 --> 00:54:32,599 Guys, before you puke your guts out, 541 00:54:32,720 --> 00:54:34,597 I have an excellent remedy for sea sickness. 542 00:54:34,680 --> 00:54:35,715 Its an amazing thing. 543 00:54:35,800 --> 00:54:36,994 It'll make your sea sickness go away. 544 00:54:37,080 --> 00:54:38,718 Guys, whos buying? Whos buying? No pushing! No pushing! 545 00:54:38,840 --> 00:54:40,432 How much is it? - Give me five. Here. 546 00:54:40,560 --> 00:54:43,120 Whos buying? No pushing! heres plenty for everyone. 547 00:54:43,200 --> 00:54:44,997 Hands off! Five! -hats five. Give me some change. 548 00:54:45,080 --> 00:54:47,310 How much? Dont touch. Give me five. Write down five. 549 00:54:47,400 --> 00:54:49,311 Whos buying? No pushing! heres plenty for everyone. 550 00:54:49,400 --> 00:54:50,276 I want to buy soap. 551 00:54:50,360 --> 00:54:52,430 Soap, write it down, two liras. Heres your change. 552 00:54:52,520 --> 00:54:55,193 Guys, I have the address of every whorehouse in the world. 553 00:54:55,280 --> 00:54:56,235 Who wants it? 554 00:54:56,320 --> 00:54:57,389 Do you carry condoms? 555 00:54:57,560 --> 00:54:58,788 Sure I do. All kinds. 556 00:54:59,000 --> 00:55:01,230 French, English, Italian. Elastic, plastic, aluminum. 557 00:55:01,320 --> 00:55:03,276 What sizes do you have? Do you have this? 558 00:55:03,560 --> 00:55:05,869 Bigger. - his? -Okay. 559 00:55:08,120 --> 00:55:10,429 17. give me 10. Number 17. 560 00:55:10,680 --> 00:55:12,989 Can I also have some? - Here you go. 10. 561 00:55:13,160 --> 00:55:15,276 Okay, whos next? What size do you have? his big? 562 00:55:16,480 --> 00:55:18,152 Smaller. - Smaller than this? 563 00:55:19,560 --> 00:55:21,915 Smaller. - Get out of here! 564 00:55:23,120 --> 00:55:24,678 Im done. OK, guys, get out of here. 565 00:55:25,520 --> 00:55:26,714 OK, whos next? No one. 566 00:55:26,880 --> 00:55:29,075 What about me? 567 00:55:29,360 --> 00:55:31,874 Hey, what about me? Do you have this? -Bigger. 568 00:55:31,960 --> 00:55:33,473 How about this? - Bigger. 569 00:55:33,840 --> 00:55:35,353 his? - Bigger. 570 00:55:36,680 --> 00:55:38,352 his? 571 00:55:57,400 --> 00:56:01,234 Hi Dana. How are you? - Oh, its you. 572 00:56:01,320 --> 00:56:03,276 Will you go on shore with me when we dock? 573 00:56:03,640 --> 00:56:05,517 No. Im staying here. 574 00:56:05,840 --> 00:56:08,035 Why? heres so much to see. 575 00:56:08,120 --> 00:56:09,348 Please leave. 576 00:56:10,240 --> 00:56:12,117 Leave me alone. 577 00:56:14,560 --> 00:56:16,278 But last night at the party I thought... 578 00:56:16,360 --> 00:56:17,793 Stop thinking. 579 00:56:18,080 --> 00:56:20,992 Forget about last night. It meant nothing. Stop. 580 00:56:43,240 --> 00:56:45,356 Shine these for me. - Give me five. 581 00:56:45,600 --> 00:56:47,352 Shine these too. - Five. 582 00:56:47,440 --> 00:56:48,919 My shoes too, please. - You owe me five. 583 00:56:49,000 --> 00:56:50,831 But I paid you? -When? - I paid you before. 584 00:56:50,920 --> 00:56:53,354 Baby, I have a little job for you. 585 00:56:53,800 --> 00:56:57,236 I want you to shine my shoes. Something special. So they shine! 586 00:56:57,800 --> 00:56:59,916 hese shoes? hats gonna cost you 10. 587 00:57:01,160 --> 00:57:05,073 Good. I like a son in law what thinks of saving. 588 00:57:05,520 --> 00:57:07,988 Put it down in the notebook. Well take it off the dowry. 589 00:57:08,320 --> 00:57:10,436 But I want them to sparkle, 590 00:57:10,720 --> 00:57:13,598 so the queen of Italy can shave on their top. 591 00:57:14,080 --> 00:57:16,719 Sparkle? - Like a lighthouse. 592 00:57:17,520 --> 00:57:20,159 Could you show me how to make them sparkle? 593 00:57:20,440 --> 00:57:24,399 Sure. Father of bride is always example for groom. 594 00:57:24,720 --> 00:57:29,555 Shoe in left hand, brush in right. Put white cream and begin. 595 00:57:30,080 --> 00:57:33,072 You see? Yafa likes having many shoes. 596 00:57:34,120 --> 00:57:36,236 Can you make the heel sparkle? 597 00:57:37,720 --> 00:57:39,551 Good. Now the top. 598 00:57:40,080 --> 00:57:41,991 You missed a spot there. 599 00:57:42,680 --> 00:57:43,908 A little to the right. 600 00:57:44,160 --> 00:57:47,072 Sparkle the heel some more. You need to use more cream there. 601 00:57:47,280 --> 00:57:49,999 Now shine the top. And the heel. 602 00:57:52,240 --> 00:57:54,959 Do you think Im stupid? Shining shoes? 603 00:57:55,160 --> 00:57:58,232 Finish it. Double time. S. O. S. 604 00:58:04,680 --> 00:58:06,318 Make them sparkle. 605 00:58:32,320 --> 00:58:33,719 Dana? 606 00:58:55,960 --> 00:58:58,030 What is it, Benzi? - Nothing. 607 00:59:00,640 --> 00:59:03,837 Whats wrong? -Its hopeless. hey took her away. 608 00:59:07,120 --> 00:59:09,350 I dont get it. What are you talking about? 609 00:59:09,640 --> 00:59:11,915 I told you. hey took Dana. hey left. 610 00:59:12,440 --> 00:59:14,749 hats impossible. I carried their bags myself. 611 00:59:15,120 --> 00:59:17,395 hey went to Lydo. - What do you mean? 612 00:59:17,760 --> 00:59:20,638 Are you sure? -Gerogia himself told me to carry their bags. 613 00:59:20,840 --> 00:59:23,479 He even told me they were staying in a hotel tonight. 614 00:59:24,000 --> 00:59:25,956 heyre still in town? - Yes. 615 00:59:26,040 --> 00:59:28,759 Im gonna go look for them. - Hold on. lll help you. 616 00:59:28,840 --> 00:59:30,193 lll come with you. Let me get dressed. 617 00:59:30,280 --> 00:59:32,430 Hurry up. - Get the hats. 618 00:59:40,880 --> 00:59:44,236 Nice going, son in law. hats a very nice shine. 619 00:59:44,440 --> 00:59:46,112 Yafa will be pleased. 620 00:59:48,640 --> 00:59:50,756 Hey! He took my shoes! 621 00:59:51,000 --> 00:59:52,877 Heres another pair. Come on, lets go. 622 00:59:53,760 --> 00:59:55,079 Come on, come on! 623 01:00:01,640 --> 01:00:04,837 What diamonds? What are you talking about? 624 01:00:11,920 --> 01:00:15,435 We want to go. - hats too much. 625 01:00:16,960 --> 01:00:19,235 Mario, let them go. 626 01:00:23,760 --> 01:00:24,795 Lets go. 627 01:00:51,440 --> 01:00:52,919 Which hotel did you say they were at? 628 01:00:53,040 --> 01:00:55,235 I heard Hotel Maffa or Baffa. 629 01:00:55,480 --> 01:00:56,833 Lets ask someone where it is. 630 01:01:00,680 --> 01:01:03,069 Excuse me, do you know where the Maffa hotel is? 631 01:01:07,280 --> 01:01:10,113 Excuse me, do you speak English? - A little. 632 01:01:10,240 --> 01:01:13,676 Were looking for a hotel. - Hotel? -Mabafa... -Mabafa? 633 01:01:13,880 --> 01:01:15,632 Were looking for a girl. - A girl? 634 01:01:15,720 --> 01:01:18,109 A blond girl. - Blond? 635 01:01:18,240 --> 01:01:20,151 He thinks I'm a whore. 636 01:01:20,560 --> 01:01:22,869 Me? Hotel? With you? 637 01:01:24,120 --> 01:01:26,634 Crazy, crazy, crazy! 638 01:01:30,400 --> 01:01:34,757 No, no, no. You are looking for a girl? 639 01:01:35,920 --> 01:01:37,797 A pretty girl. -Lets go. 640 01:01:39,040 --> 01:01:41,190 Were looking for a hotel. Mabafa. 641 01:01:41,400 --> 01:01:44,153 Come with me. I'll show you. 642 01:01:53,760 --> 01:01:55,955 Wheres the hotel? - Wheres the hotel? 643 01:01:56,160 --> 01:01:58,993 Look. Original. Swiss watch. 644 01:01:59,280 --> 01:02:01,874 Man, hes jerking us off. He doesnt know where the hotel is. 645 01:02:02,080 --> 01:02:04,036 Look at those watches. - How much is that? 646 01:02:04,240 --> 01:02:07,915 For you? Nothing. 50, 000. 647 01:02:09,120 --> 01:02:11,759 If youre not coming, Im leaving. Im leaving. -Hold on. 648 01:02:11,840 --> 01:02:13,353 Watch me working him. Hold on a second. 649 01:02:13,440 --> 01:02:15,908 his? 5,000. -5,000? No, no... 650 01:02:17,080 --> 01:02:19,719 One minute mister. Mister! 651 01:02:21,000 --> 01:02:22,956 For you? Five. 652 01:02:23,160 --> 01:02:25,879 Watch me working him. 5,000? -Five. 653 01:02:26,440 --> 01:02:27,919 Hurry up. Come on. 654 01:02:31,040 --> 01:02:32,712 hank you. 655 01:02:33,160 --> 01:02:35,469 My buddy. 656 01:02:36,320 --> 01:02:38,151 hank you. 657 01:02:43,680 --> 01:02:45,352 Did you see how I conned him? 658 01:02:47,760 --> 01:02:50,035 Man! He stole my watch! 659 01:02:50,240 --> 01:02:52,310 Hey, he took my money! - Come on, come on. 660 01:02:53,400 --> 01:02:55,436 Forget it. - Look what he sold me. 661 01:02:55,920 --> 01:02:58,434 Come on already. - Sonofabitch. -Come on! 662 01:02:58,560 --> 01:03:00,551 Hey, Benzi, hold on. 663 01:03:01,640 --> 01:03:03,676 What is this? Somethings wrong with these shoes. 664 01:03:04,120 --> 01:03:07,157 hey hurt like hell. - Come on, well fix it later. 665 01:03:11,920 --> 01:03:14,388 Benzi, hold on. Im tired. - What do you mean youre tired. 666 01:03:14,720 --> 01:03:16,199 Come on, fatso. Move your fat ass. 667 01:03:22,920 --> 01:03:24,876 Excuse me, Mabafa, Mabafa... 668 01:03:43,800 --> 01:03:46,268 Excuse me, Im looking for captain Green. 669 01:03:47,480 --> 01:03:49,914 Or his daughter, from the ship Orion. 670 01:03:50,560 --> 01:03:53,438 I'm speaking on the phone now. Go sit down. 671 01:03:55,400 --> 01:03:57,834 Excuse me? Excuse me? 672 01:04:00,720 --> 01:04:04,838 Im looking for captain Green. - Wait, I'm talking to this man. 673 01:04:06,440 --> 01:04:09,671 His daughter. - he Orions captains daughter? 674 01:04:12,520 --> 01:04:14,829 Im sorry. hey left. Im sorry. 675 01:04:14,920 --> 01:04:16,239 Can you tell me where they are? 676 01:04:16,320 --> 01:04:20,313 Can't you see this is a hotel? his is not information. 677 01:04:20,560 --> 01:04:23,154 Can't you see that I'm talking with this gentleman? 678 01:04:23,320 --> 01:04:25,038 his is not information, you understand? 679 01:04:25,120 --> 01:04:28,999 Get out of here now! 680 01:04:33,560 --> 01:04:37,235 Forget it. heres no point. hey left. Well never find them now. 681 01:04:37,960 --> 01:04:41,350 Benzi, dont give up. Lets think where they could have gone. 682 01:04:44,400 --> 01:04:46,277 Ive had it. 683 01:04:48,680 --> 01:04:50,636 Im going back to the ship. - Hold on. 684 01:04:50,880 --> 01:04:53,599 lll take you somewhere that will make you forget all about her. 685 01:05:50,080 --> 01:05:52,196 Say, are you sure this isnt the fire eaters booth? 686 01:05:52,400 --> 01:05:54,436 No way. His show is outside. Didnt you see him? 687 01:05:54,520 --> 01:05:57,114 hats the fortune tellers booth. 688 01:05:57,400 --> 01:06:00,551 Listen, guys, this says that if she reads your fortune, 689 01:06:00,840 --> 01:06:03,479 and then you do this with your finger three times, and say: 690 01:06:03,680 --> 01:06:07,559 Acropolis, Demitris, Musaka, shell put out right away. 691 01:06:21,360 --> 01:06:23,669 Yassu. - Whos next? 692 01:06:23,840 --> 01:06:25,956 Im first! - Havent you forgotten something? 693 01:06:26,160 --> 01:06:27,309 No. I got it. 694 01:06:27,520 --> 01:06:29,875 Not that! Give me a ten. I gave you the address, didnt I? 695 01:06:45,360 --> 01:06:47,999 I see a great future for you. 696 01:06:48,560 --> 01:06:52,269 Youre going to go to Hollywood. Make movies. 697 01:06:53,360 --> 01:06:56,238 Demitris, Acropolis, Musaka. 698 01:07:27,480 --> 01:07:30,517 Mom, I want to go back to the hotel. 699 01:07:30,760 --> 01:07:33,558 Youre not going anywhere. I know you want to run away. 700 01:07:34,200 --> 01:07:36,430 Youre staying here, and youll be a good girl. 701 01:07:37,720 --> 01:07:40,314 Smile. People are looking. 702 01:07:52,440 --> 01:07:53,793 Its been 20 seconds. 703 01:07:55,840 --> 01:07:58,195 Man, look! Look how shes read his future! 704 01:07:58,600 --> 01:08:00,795 Look how shes eating his Musaka. 705 01:08:01,040 --> 01:08:03,156 Wait! Wait! 706 01:08:42,280 --> 01:08:44,874 Georgia! Hello. 707 01:08:47,440 --> 01:08:50,830 You recognized me, princess. - Of course I did, Georgia. 708 01:08:51,960 --> 01:08:54,030 Come on. Lets have a drink with the baron. 709 01:08:56,640 --> 01:08:58,517 Im glad youre here. 710 01:09:12,120 --> 01:09:14,111 Man, what a fuck! Hes blowing her cunt up. 711 01:09:14,320 --> 01:09:15,673 Look at that! 712 01:09:24,600 --> 01:09:25,794 Do you like enice? 713 01:09:26,000 --> 01:09:27,911 Yes, I do. I love Pisa. 714 01:09:30,480 --> 01:09:32,914 Come my friend with me. We talk here. 715 01:09:40,200 --> 01:09:42,077 Come, sit over here. 716 01:09:42,880 --> 01:09:44,438 Dino, close the door. 717 01:09:54,320 --> 01:09:55,833 I think this guys crazy. 718 01:10:01,560 --> 01:10:02,879 My shoes! 719 01:10:04,840 --> 01:10:07,638 Dont worry. lll get you a new one. 720 01:10:08,480 --> 01:10:09,833 But... 721 01:10:12,480 --> 01:10:14,755 Where are the diamonds? - Diamonds? 722 01:10:15,040 --> 01:10:17,156 Yes. I put them in your shoe. 723 01:10:17,760 --> 01:10:20,115 In my shoe? Diamonds? - Yes. I will kill you. 724 01:10:21,320 --> 01:10:23,754 Maybe this is not my shoe? 725 01:10:27,120 --> 01:10:32,478 Go home. Don't bother the guy. 726 01:10:42,480 --> 01:10:45,870 How was it? -Amazing. - Didnt I tell you? 727 01:10:46,280 --> 01:10:48,316 Wait, where are you going? - Its my turn. 728 01:10:48,600 --> 01:10:50,477 My turn... My turn! 729 01:11:08,120 --> 01:11:09,633 Sit Yudale! 730 01:11:22,040 --> 01:11:24,679 Acropolis, Demitris, Musaka. 731 01:11:25,800 --> 01:11:30,715 You will travel alot around the world. 732 01:11:31,800 --> 01:11:34,189 Acropolis, Demitris, Musaka. 733 01:11:36,640 --> 01:11:40,713 We'll go, people, people. You will be rich. 734 01:11:42,720 --> 01:11:45,871 here will be nothing like this in the world. 735 01:11:46,320 --> 01:11:50,518 What's this, a hand? You're handsome, blond, your eyes 736 01:11:52,200 --> 01:11:56,193 everything... is good, good. 737 01:11:58,720 --> 01:12:00,039 One second... 738 01:12:52,400 --> 01:12:55,517 Hey, you! We were here before! 739 01:12:55,720 --> 01:12:57,790 Im next, hes after me, and youre after him. 740 01:13:34,320 --> 01:13:35,878 Moshe! 741 01:13:36,920 --> 01:13:38,592 Are you enjoying the party? 742 01:13:38,960 --> 01:13:40,916 Its great. he costumes are amazing. 743 01:13:43,360 --> 01:13:48,195 Dana, I have to talk to you. Come outside with me for a second. 744 01:13:49,280 --> 01:13:52,352 hats a great idea. Definitely. You can go out with Moshe. 745 01:13:52,880 --> 01:13:54,677 We know he wont do anything stupid. 746 01:13:54,800 --> 01:13:56,870 Right Moshe? - Sure. 747 01:13:57,360 --> 01:13:58,679 Go. 748 01:14:03,200 --> 01:14:04,952 Hes so nice. 749 01:14:05,560 --> 01:14:07,630 I hope shes a little nicer to him. 750 01:14:25,120 --> 01:14:26,633 Look at this party! 751 01:14:27,120 --> 01:14:29,111 Dana, wait, I want to talk to you. 752 01:14:29,200 --> 01:14:30,918 Yes, what is it? 753 01:14:31,000 --> 01:14:32,638 Dana, kiss me. - Leave me alone. -Dana... 754 01:14:32,720 --> 01:14:34,631 Dana, kiss me. - Let go! Stop it! 755 01:14:35,040 --> 01:14:36,393 What is wrong with you lately? 756 01:14:37,080 --> 01:14:39,469 You barely talk to me. - Leave me alone. -Dana! 757 01:14:39,560 --> 01:14:40,595 Leave me alone! - Dana! 758 01:14:40,680 --> 01:14:42,830 Stop it! - Dana, Dana. -Stop! 759 01:14:43,560 --> 01:14:46,279 Get off! Dont touch me. Let me go. Stop! 760 01:14:47,720 --> 01:14:48,755 Leave her alone! 761 01:14:48,840 --> 01:14:49,829 Don't touch me! 762 01:14:49,920 --> 01:14:51,558 Stop it! -Leave her alone! 763 01:15:04,440 --> 01:15:05,555 Stop! Stop! 764 01:15:08,000 --> 01:15:09,319 Moshe, stop! 765 01:15:29,520 --> 01:15:32,273 Benzi, stop it. Stop, Benzi! Leave him alone. 766 01:15:59,760 --> 01:16:03,036 Wait, those are my shoes! hose are my shoes! 767 01:16:03,600 --> 01:16:05,511 He took my shoes. What? -hose are my shoes! 768 01:16:06,280 --> 01:16:08,475 Look! - Watch him. Come on. 769 01:16:44,120 --> 01:16:46,680 Come sit down. No one will find us here. 770 01:18:13,280 --> 01:18:14,429 What are you doing with him? 771 01:18:16,200 --> 01:18:17,758 I asked what you were doing with him? 772 01:18:18,160 --> 01:18:19,991 I slept with him, dad. 773 01:18:20,240 --> 01:18:23,152 What? Since when do you do things like that? 774 01:18:23,760 --> 01:18:25,113 Shame on you. 775 01:18:25,200 --> 01:18:27,111 Dad, youd better shut up. 776 01:18:27,360 --> 01:18:30,352 Ella, why is she saying that to me? 777 01:18:30,640 --> 01:18:32,437 I'd like to know that too. 778 01:18:36,440 --> 01:18:40,228 Actually, you know... I think hes a nice guy. Isnt he? 779 01:21:02,480 --> 01:21:06,268 Froyke, look how in love Benzi is. 780 01:21:09,160 --> 01:21:11,993 ranslation: Shaily Giveon Subtitles: Elrom Studios Ltd. 60035

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