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04 Scream 4 - Horror 2011 English
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Hello?
Hello.
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Yes?
Who is this?
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Who are you calling?
Who am I speaking to?
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Wrong number.
Who was that?
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Nobody.
Did you pick a movie?
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Yeah. We're gonna go scary. Saw 4.
Ugh, I saw that in theatres. It sucks.
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It's not scary, it's gross.
I hate all that torture porn shit.
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How do you really feel?
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Well, I like Jigsaw.
I think he kills people very creatively.
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But you don't give a shit who dies 'cause
there's no character development.
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There's just body parts
ripping and blood spewing.
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Who do you keep texting?
I have a Facebook stalker.
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He keeps leaving me messages.
Yeah, like what?
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Just stuff. Like, "Hey, what's up.
You're hot. I wanna kill you."
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So delete him.
I did, but he hacked his way back in.
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So report him.
He's really hot, though.
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You wanna see?
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That's Channing Tatum.
It is not. Is it?
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Yeah, from his Abercrombie days.
You are being punked.
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Hello?
Who is this?
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The more impatient version of the person
you just spoke to. I'm sorry.
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You don't have to be a bitch about it.
Of course I don't. Eat me.
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You hang up on me and I'll cut through
your neck until I feel bone! Who is it?
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It's for you.
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Hello?
Who's this?
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It's Trudie. Who's this?
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This is the last person you're ever
gonna see alive. We a prank. Hang up.
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Why did you hand the phone to me?
You're the one with the stalker.
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Are the doors locked?
Don't freak out.
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Let it ring.
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It's from stalker boy.
He said, "Answer the phone."
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For God's sake. It's a joke, Trudie.
It's probably Lexi or Karen.
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Where are you going?
To make sure the front door is locked.
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No. Don't answer it.
You're overreacting.
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It's a joke, Trudie, okay?
Somebody made a dummy profile.
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They're just trying to scare you.
Wait. Who is it?
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I said, who is it?
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Let's call the cops.
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"I dare you to open the door." No,
Sherrie. Don't. No, don't, I'm scared.
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Hey, it could be anyone that we know.
Lisa, Bailey, Wayne
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Or the hopeful long shot, Channing Tatum.
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There's nobody out here.
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What does it say?
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It says, "I'm not outside.
I'm right beside you."
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You're fucking kidding me.
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What?
That was so fucking stupid. Pure horseshit.
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The death of horror, right here
in front of us. I jumped. It scared me.
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A fucking Facebook killer?
You're kidding me, right?
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I guess now it would be Twitter.
That'd make more sense.
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A bunch of articulate teens sit around
and deconstruct horror movies...
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until Ghostface kills them one by one.
It's been done to death.
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The whole self-aware, post-modern
meta shit. Stick a fork in 1996, already.
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I like the Stab movies.
They're scarier.
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It's not aliens or zombies
or little Asian ghost girls.
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There's something real about
a guy with a knife who just...
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snaps.
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It could really happen.
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I can't do it.
These sequels don't know when to stop.
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They just keep recycling the same shit.
Even the opening scene.
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There's always some random girl
who gets a call and gets killed.
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It's all so predictable, there's no
element of surprise.
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You can see everything coming.
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Did that surprise you?
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It's your own fault.
Why?
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Because you talk too much.
Now shut the fuck up and watch the movie.
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Oh, my God, I love it. I've seen it five
times and it still gets me every time.
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You're kidding.
I don't get it.
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Okay. It's like The Twilight Zone.
Twilight Zone?
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A movie within a movie.
I get that. But it's illogical.
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It begs the question that if the
beginning of Stab 7 is Stab 6...
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then is the beginning
of Stab 6 Stab 5?
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And, if so, what is Stab 4 about?
You're overthinking it.
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Am I? Or did whoever make
it just under-think it?
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There's a reason
I don't watch these movies.
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I can't believe you haven't seen them.
We live in Woodsboro.
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That has nothing to do with Woodsboro.
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I thought you said Stab
was based on true stories.
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The first three, the original trilogy,
is based off of Sidney Prescott...
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but then she threatened to sue them
if they used her story...
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so
Then they just started making stuff up.
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Stab 5 has time travel,
which is by far the worst.
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Don't we hear enough
about this story every year?
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At least Woodsboro's known for something.
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Did you hear that?
No, I didn't hear anything.
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I did.
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Jenny, don't try to scare me.
I'm not trying to scare you.
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You do it all the time.
No, I don't.
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Where are you going?
I told you, I heard something.
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I know you're trying to scare me.
I'm not.
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What is it?
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I must have left a window in my room open.
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Could you get that?
Marnie?
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Yeah.
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Hello?
Hello. Who is this?
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Marnie. Who's this?
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This is the last person
you're ever gonna see alive.
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What?
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I'm sorry. I had to.
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You bitch.
So not funny.
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Somebody falls for it every year.
I don't see why you get off on this.
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Marnie?
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Marnie?
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Marnie?
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Good one, Marnie.
Lights out, phone on the floor.
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You know, you really
should direct horror films.
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Wherever you are.
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Let me guess. You want me to walk by an
open door frame so you can pop out, huh?
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Okay.
Timing, timing is perfect.
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But you don't have
the app on your phone...
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so you can't talk like Ghostface...
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can you'?
Yes I can.
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Who is this?
Not an app.
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Is this Trevor?
Do I sound like a Trevor to you?
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Think of me as your director.
You're in my movie. You got a fun part.
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Don't blow it.
What movie?
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Same one Marnie's in.
Only her part got cut way back.
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But you, you're the dumb blonde
with the big tits.
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We'll have some fun
with you before you die.
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I have a 4.0 GPA and a 135 IQ, asshole.
What did you do with Marnie?
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She's on the cutting room floor.
That's not funny.
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This isn't a comedy. It's a horror film.
People live, people die.
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And you'd better start running.
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Marnie?
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What do you think?
Well, I guess today is the anniversary.
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Kids.
No, I meant the display.
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Oh.
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It's good. I told the owner I'd kill
his cat if he didn't get it right.
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Nice.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Stay alive!
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Shit!
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Sorry, Sheriff!
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Kirby.
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Hey, before you get in the car, you
have to promise not to kill me. Why?
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What did you do?
Trevor called me last night.
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Why is he calling you?
Because you won't take his calls.
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He knows I have your ear
and he wants to know. Know what?
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How upset you are. Look, can we just
not talk about this now, please?
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Fine. Fine.
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Okay, so Trevor called me last night.
He called you, too?
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He's worried your cousin
coming to Woodsboro...
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is distracting you from knowing now
Sorry he really is. That's inventive.
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Oh, God.
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By the way, have you seen the Grim Reaper?
Angel of Death?
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What are you talking about?
Your cousin.
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Sidney. Last stop on her book tour,
first stop on her road to a new life.
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It's very dramatic.
She's the reason why I love horror movies.
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I'm sure she'd love to hear that.
If I knew her, which I don't really.
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Wherever she went, people died.
Other people. It was never her.
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I mean, Stab is the wrong franchise
for her. It should be Final Destination.
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Okay, why is Jenny Randall calling me?
Oh, the other woman.
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Hello'?
Hello, Jill.
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I can't stand
Jenny? Is this you?
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What's your favourite scary movie?
Okay, who is this?
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What does she want?
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I said, who is this?
I asked you a question.
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What's your favourite scary movie?
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I'm hanging UP.
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Wow. That was original.
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I got a call like that this morning
from Marnie the Carny. What?
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You just ran a stop sign.
Sorry.
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The Angel of Death.
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Morning, Sheriff.
Morning, Deputy.
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Joe.
Morning, Sheriff.
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Looks like the celebration's begun.
High school kids, probably.
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Yeah. One generation's tragedy
is the next one's joke.
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Sorry you can never get away from this.
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You know, I wish I'd been old
enough to be part of the force...
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when you were solving those crimes.
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It's those intense investigations
that really bond relationships. Well, yeah.
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How is Gale, by the way?
Gale's good, she's writing.
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Fiction.
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Hey, I made some lemon squares.
They're in my car.
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Thanks, Deputy, but no thanks.
Sheriff.
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You're not cheating on your wife
if you eat my lemon square.
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Yeah, but I would be cheating on my diet.
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Sheriff Riley? Come in, Sheriff Riley!
This is Sheriff Riley. Go ahead.
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You gotta get over to the Randall house
right away. It's bad, Sheriff, real bad.
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The book is Out of Darkness
and its author, Sidney Prescott,
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is here with us today.
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Have the seven Stab movies, all based on
Gale Weathers' books about you,
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made it even harder to go on?
I don't blame Gale. That's in the past.
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If I was a victim for too long,
it was up to me to reinvent myself.
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So I wrote this book.
Sidney Prescott, everybody.
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And rave reviews for her book,
Out of Darkness.
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Come on, Gale, let's do it.
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Let's reinvent myself.
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Except...
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"I have no fucking
idea what to write."
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Oh, is that new?
This is the upgraded version.
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I am totally mobile now.
Nice. Look...
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Oh! This is Hall Pass
with Robbie Mercer...
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here with the luscious Olivia "Don't
look at my tits, I have a mind" Morris.
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Here is my Woodsboro
Massacre anniversary question:
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What is your favourite scary movie?
Is that all you've got?
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Some stupid douche question?
Yeah, where'd you hear that any ways?
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It's a line from Stab 1, duh.
Hey, Charlie.
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You're a genre nut, Kirby.
What's your favourite scary movie? Bambi.
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That's funny, Kirby.
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Completely unaware you exist.
No, man, she wants me.
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Yeah, I wish, right?
Asshole.
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I think Charlie likes you.
And I like him.
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To tease, to torment, to make him squirm.
You could do a lot worse, trust me.
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Oh, hi, Trevor.
Bye, Trevor.
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Can we talk?
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Somebody cares about you over here,
you know?
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Someone who made you really happy once.
Someone who never should have let you go.
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When you're done with a phone call,
you let someone go.
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Or when you take someone to the airport,
you let them go.
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When you tell someone you love her and she
gives you everything...
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and then you just go out with someone
else, that is not letting her go.
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That's dumping her. Okay? That's...
That's betrayal.
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Trevor Sheldon, denied, live on Hall Pass
with Robbie Mercer.
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What is your favourite scary movie, man?
I'll show you.
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And I began to believe myself that that
was all I was, a victim,
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and that was unacceptable to me.
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So I sat down...
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and began to write a new role
that would be my own.
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A role for a woman who could
leave the walls of fear behind...
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and step back into the sunlight,
out of darkness.
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Thank you.
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Okay, we're gonna start the book signing
in a sec, buy your copies while they last.
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I'm looking at you, ladies...
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Gale. I'm glad you came.
Congratulations, Sidney.
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I haven't had a chance to read it yet,
but... know where you can get one.
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Dewey! Hey!
Hey, Sid.
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Gale, you made it.
What are you doing here?
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Sid, I'm sorry, I gotta do something here.
I'm really sorry.
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Excuse me!
This will only take a minute.
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I need you all to stay where you
are and remain silent. Nobody leaves yet.
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The Sheriff thanks you. Can this wait,
Barney Fife? I'm running an event here.
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Ma'am, this is a police event now.
What's going on?
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Gale, this is police business.
If you could just let us handle this...
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I'm talking to my husband, Deputy Judy.
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Listen, there's a phone we believe may
have been taken from the scene of a crime.
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Deputy Hicks has traced its location back
to these coordinates.
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The rest is need-to-know.
I'm not "need-to-know"?
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Sheriff, it's ringing out here!
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There.
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It's coming from the trunk!
Yeah.
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Dewey?
Gonna need everyone to stay back!
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Not now, Sid.
It's my rental.
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Okay, we have an official crime scene.
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Let's lock it down. Get that camera
out of here! Everybody back.
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Please tell me this is a prank, Dewey.
I'm afraid not, Sid. Come on.
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Get back.
I just wanna see.
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Okay, essays are due Tuesday.
"Why Woodsboro is the best..."
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Anything with an on/off switch
should be off, that's the rule!
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Somebody wanna share?
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Jenny Randall and Marnie Cooper
were murdered last night. What?
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What?
Stabbed to death.
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What's your favourite scary...
Shut up!
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Class is not over!
That was fast.
254
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This week marks the anniversary of
the infamous Woodsboro Murders.
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Two girls killed the exact day...
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local celebrity victim Sidney Prescott
chose to return to her home town.
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It all could be something right out
of a Gale Weathers best-seller.
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And where is she now?
Well, living right here in Woodsboro.
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Mrs. Riley...
Hoss.
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First Lady.
Perkins.
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Excuse me, Gale. He's conducting
an interview. Great. I love interviews.
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You'll have to wait, Gale. Sorry.
Can't let you in there.
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What are you gonna do, arrest me,
Deputy Judy? If it comes to it.
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Civilian interference
with a police investigation...
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poses many a problem in a court of law.
Okay, listen to me, Judy.
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I don't mind that
you're working with my husband...
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or that you even bake
him those little treats as you do.
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But if you're gonna
start acting like him...
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you gotta put a moustache
on because you sound ridiculous. Gale!
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Judy!
Gale!
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Deputy. Gale.
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Please. Sidney, if you don't
mind giving us a minute... Sid.
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Hi, Gale.
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Dewey, would you please
explain to Betty Crocker...
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that I have every right to be here?
276
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If there's been another murder in
Woodsboro, obviously... What?
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That is not public information!
It's all over the Internet, Dewey!
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It is? Yes! The whole world
knows about it before me!
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She wants to be a part
of the investigation, Sheriff. Hang on.
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Are you familiar with the phrase
"I wrote the book on this"?
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Gale, with all due respect...
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I don't see how that pertains to...
Because I wrote the book on this!
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The Woodsboro Murders by Gale Weathers?
But you're not a reporter any more, Gale.
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And even if you were...
Don't treat me like I'm the media.
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I helped solve these things.
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Three times, remember?
You and me. Together.
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But I'm the Sheriff now, Gale.
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Right?
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What? You're not gonna let me
help you with this? I can't.
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All right, then I'm going rogue.
This is what I'm good at, Dewey.
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This is what I know how to do.
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Your lemon squares taste like ass.
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They don't. They really don't.
Thank you, sir.
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Sheriff.
Yeah?
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00:24:26,476 --> 00:24:28,268
We've got a couple
high school kids in here.
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Two of them say they got threatening phone
calls this morning...
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from the victims' phones.
Names are Olivia Morris and Jill Roberts.
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That's Sid's cousin.
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Damn.
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Right in here.
301
00:24:42,143 --> 00:24:44,393
Hey, Jill.
Sidney.
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Hi.
Hi.
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It's nice to see you,
even under the circumstances.
304
00:24:50,434 --> 00:24:52,018
You okay?
Yeah.
305
00:24:52,101 --> 00:24:55,268
So two of you got phone calls?
Yeah, us two.
306
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"What's your favourite scary movie?"
307
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It was the killer's voice. From Stab.
Or, I mean, you know, from your life.
308
00:25:03,351 --> 00:25:08,768
I'm Kirby, by the way. I'm their friend.
And the killer didn't call you?
309
00:25:08,851 --> 00:25:12,101
No. Is that a bad thing?
310
00:25:12,476 --> 00:25:16,809
Does that mean that I'm not gonna
live as long as these two? No. Maybe.
311
00:25:17,601 --> 00:25:19,893
"Of course not.
Just"
312
00:25:19,976 --> 00:25:23,976
Just be careful. Oh, my God, did
you hear that? I'm gonna be next!
313
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Dewey, I shouldn't be here.
I should leave town.
314
00:25:26,268 --> 00:25:28,934
I'm afraid that's not really possible,
Sidney.
315
00:25:29,018 --> 00:25:33,809
Look, nobody thinks you're involved,
but everyone's a suspect. I'm sorry.
316
00:25:33,893 --> 00:25:36,851
And there was evidence in your car,
connecting the killer to you.
317
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You may be a material witness.
318
00:25:40,809 --> 00:25:46,184
So, you'll have 24-hour police
surveillance. That's comforting.
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00:25:49,268 --> 00:25:50,893
This is Rebecca.
320
00:25:50,976 --> 00:25:56,809
Oh, my fucking God, Henry!
Yes, it's true. Two girls butchered.
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00:25:56,934 --> 00:26:01,768
Payday. I was so not feeling Woodsboro.
I was like lame PR move, right?
322
00:26:01,851 --> 00:26:05,893
Well, fuck me wow.
Best idea ever.
323
00:26:06,351 --> 00:26:08,268
Henry, I'll call you back.
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Excuse me, I have to geek out. I didn't
get a chance to say something earlier,
325
00:26:12,976 --> 00:26:15,309
but it's such an honour to meet you.
326
00:26:15,393 --> 00:26:17,101
Thank you.
Rebecca Walters.
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00:26:17,184 --> 00:26:20,351
When I was a kid, it was all about
Top Story with Gale Weathers.
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00:26:20,434 --> 00:26:23,768
You were my '90s.
Well, it's Gale Riley now.
329
00:26:23,851 --> 00:26:25,643
You gave it all up for love, I know that.
330
00:26:25,726 --> 00:26:28,559
How long have you and Dewey been married?
Ten years.
331
00:26:28,643 --> 00:26:32,559
Just like your characters in Stab 3. Wow.
Wow.
332
00:26:33,851 --> 00:26:35,184
I didn't mean bad wow.
333
00:26:35,268 --> 00:26:37,410
It just always seemed like more of a movie
romance than a real one,
334
00:26:37,434 --> 00:26:40,809
because it was a movie and in real life
you two would never be...
335
00:26:42,018 --> 00:26:45,643
Dug a hole. Climbing out here.
So anyway...
336
00:26:45,726 --> 00:26:48,201
kudos on being brave enough to drop off
the professional map.
337
00:26:48,226 --> 00:26:51,351
Any plans on revitalizing your tarnished
brand?
338
00:26:51,601 --> 00:26:52,851
Listen, in about two seconds,
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00:26:52,934 --> 00:26:57,393
I'm gonna "revitalize" your face
with my "tarnished brand"!
340
00:26:57,643 --> 00:26:59,476
I still got it.
341
00:27:10,851 --> 00:27:13,018
She's so pretty.
342
00:27:13,101 --> 00:27:17,851
When you think about what she's survived,
she must have scars everywhere.
343
00:27:17,934 --> 00:27:24,018
Her mom was my sister. I have scars, too.
No one ever asks me about my scars.
344
00:27:24,851 --> 00:27:29,143
I'm sorry, Mrs. Roberts.
She means knife scars, Mom.
345
00:27:29,226 --> 00:27:32,351
Oh! Well, fine.
346
00:27:35,518 --> 00:27:38,434
How are you? How's Gale?
347
00:27:40,809 --> 00:27:42,434
I'm all right.
348
00:27:42,643 --> 00:27:49,476
But Gale, it's been hard on her.
Small town, small town husband.
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00:27:50,643 --> 00:27:53,351
Not much to write about.
350
00:27:54,351 --> 00:27:56,559
You two okay?
351
00:27:57,351 --> 00:27:59,434
Well, I read somewhere once:
352
00:27:59,809 --> 00:28:04,518
"Just when you think things can't
get any worse, sometimes they don't.
353
00:28:04,601 --> 00:28:07,309
Sometimes they get better."
354
00:28:07,726 --> 00:28:11,476
Out of Darkness by Sidney Prescott,
page 220.
355
00:28:20,476 --> 00:28:22,518
I've gotta get going.
356
00:28:27,726 --> 00:28:31,934
It's nice to see you, Dewey.
We've been through a lot together.
357
00:28:32,101 --> 00:28:35,601
And we'll get through this, too. Okay?
Look up.
358
00:28:56,268 --> 00:28:59,643
Be cool. It's just me. Relax, relax.
It's just me.
359
00:28:59,726 --> 00:29:02,518
What the hell are you doing here?
There are cops right out front!
360
00:29:02,601 --> 00:29:05,351
No match for the ninja, baby.
361
00:29:07,226 --> 00:29:10,309
Anyway, what are you doing
in the house with Sidney Prescott?
362
00:29:10,393 --> 00:29:13,143
I mean, that's like being on Top Chef with
Jeffrey Dahmer.
363
00:29:13,226 --> 00:29:17,768
Can you please get away from the window?
You have no right to be in here.
364
00:29:17,851 --> 00:29:20,309
Not any more.
Hang on.
365
00:29:21,059 --> 00:29:25,393
I heard you got a phone call
from the killer. Is that true?
366
00:29:25,476 --> 00:29:30,101
What do you care? Don't you think
you'd be a lot safer with me around?
367
00:29:30,184 --> 00:29:33,559
I don't trust you, Trevor.
Hey.
368
00:29:33,643 --> 00:29:36,809
Then I'm just gonna have
to make sure that you do. All right?
369
00:29:40,018 --> 00:29:44,101
Oh, sorry. I didn't...
No, he's just leaving. It's my ex.
370
00:29:45,601 --> 00:29:48,351
Yeah.
Her one and only.
371
00:29:48,476 --> 00:29:50,518
Hi.
Hi.
372
00:29:51,059 --> 00:29:53,143
It's cool to meet you officially.
373
00:29:54,184 --> 00:29:57,893
I keep meaning to pick up a copy
of your book, but...
374
00:29:58,768 --> 00:30:01,101
You're smaller in person.
375
00:30:08,851 --> 00:30:12,809
What?
Nothing. Just, you remind me of...
376
00:30:13,934 --> 00:30:15,434
me.
377
00:30:17,226 --> 00:30:20,726
Lock your window, okay?
Yeah. Good night.
378
00:30:20,976 --> 00:30:22,018
Night.
379
00:30:24,268 --> 00:30:29,434
Sorry about that.
Just making my rounds before taking off.
380
00:30:29,893 --> 00:30:31,393
Great. Thanks.
381
00:30:34,643 --> 00:30:38,143
You don't remember me, do you?
Sorry?
382
00:30:38,226 --> 00:30:43,393
We went to high school together.
Judy Hicks. We had the same homeroom.
383
00:30:43,976 --> 00:30:48,393
And Drama Club, too.
We were in Peter Pan together.
384
00:30:48,476 --> 00:30:50,726
I played a Lost Boy.
385
00:30:51,101 --> 00:30:53,976
You were Tiger Lily.
386
00:30:56,684 --> 00:31:01,143
I'm sorry, that was a long time ago.
It's okay.
387
00:31:02,018 --> 00:31:06,851
You had a lot of stuff going on back then.
388
00:31:07,309 --> 00:31:11,476
Well, it's nice to see you again, Judy.
You too.
389
00:31:31,351 --> 00:31:34,059
Four-letter word for courage?
390
00:31:36,268 --> 00:31:37,351
"Guts."
391
00:31:42,934 --> 00:31:46,809
That's Olivia Morris. She lives
next door. She's on the list.
392
00:31:48,184 --> 00:31:50,268
She can live next door to me.
393
00:31:50,768 --> 00:31:54,184
Now seriously, Mary...
I'm warning you, okay?
394
00:31:54,268 --> 00:31:56,476
I'm gonna have to get physical.
I mean it.
395
00:31:56,684 --> 00:31:58,518
This is it! Fuck off!
396
00:32:09,726 --> 00:32:11,934
Hello?
What are you guys up to?
397
00:32:12,518 --> 00:32:14,476
We're watching Shaun of the Dead.
398
00:32:14,559 --> 00:32:17,851
You know there are two zombies sitting
outside your house in a car? Yup.
399
00:32:17,934 --> 00:32:21,768
They're cops. You wanna come up?
Did the Angel of Death leave?
400
00:32:21,851 --> 00:32:26,684
No, she's in the guest room.
Forget it. Next door's close enough.
401
00:32:26,976 --> 00:32:30,476
Your mom home?
She's at her boyfriend's.
402
00:32:30,559 --> 00:32:32,226
It's creepy around here tonight.
403
00:32:32,559 --> 00:32:37,726
Well, the zombies are still in their car
so you should be all right.
404
00:32:37,809 --> 00:32:39,851
Call me tomorrow, okay?
405
00:32:40,768 --> 00:32:44,101
She didn't wanna come up?
She fears the Reaper.
406
00:32:44,226 --> 00:32:46,059
Watch this.
407
00:32:54,851 --> 00:32:59,976
Speaking.
What's your favourite scary movie, Olivia?
408
00:33:00,059 --> 00:33:02,434
That's the worst imitation
I've ever heard, Jill.
409
00:33:02,518 --> 00:33:05,559
Speaking of Stab, have you heard
where the Stab-a-Thon is gonna be yet?
410
00:33:05,643 --> 00:33:09,226
No, and it doesn't matter to me any ways.
My mom doesn't let me go.
411
00:33:11,643 --> 00:33:14,934
It's Trevor. I'll handle this.
Trevor's calling.
412
00:33:15,018 --> 00:33:17,726
Again.
What do you want?
413
00:33:17,809 --> 00:33:21,976
I wanna talk to Jill.
No, it's Kirby. Sorry, Trevor.
414
00:33:22,059 --> 00:33:24,893
Jill is screening her calls
from all past relationships.
415
00:33:25,059 --> 00:33:27,434
What's going on over there?
Hang on a sec.
416
00:33:27,518 --> 00:33:30,309
What is he saying?
I'm not Trevor.
417
00:33:30,393 --> 00:33:32,226
What?
418
00:33:32,309 --> 00:33:36,184
I can barely hear you, Trevor.
This isn't Trevor.
419
00:33:36,268 --> 00:33:41,018
Oh, all right. Well then, why do you have
his phone, whoever this is?
420
00:33:41,101 --> 00:33:43,684
He's trying to do Ghostface.
421
00:33:43,768 --> 00:33:47,309
He's being weird.
I want to talk to Jill.
422
00:33:47,393 --> 00:33:52,559
Okay, well, she doesn't wanna talk to you.
Come on, Mr. Ghostface, whisper to me.
423
00:33:52,643 --> 00:33:56,809
Aren't you supposed to ask me a question?
All right.
424
00:33:57,143 --> 00:33:59,476
How's the movie?
What movie?
425
00:33:59,559 --> 00:34:04,268
Shaun of the Dead.
How did you know that?
426
00:34:05,018 --> 00:34:10,018
Because I'm standing in the closet.
Stop. You are not.
427
00:34:10,101 --> 00:34:12,351
What's going on?
Trevor's being weird.
428
00:34:12,434 --> 00:34:14,476
I mean, if it is him. I don't know.
What?
429
00:34:14,726 --> 00:34:18,809
This is not fucking Trevor!
Well then, who the fuck are you?
430
00:34:18,893 --> 00:34:21,934
Open the closet door.
431
00:34:23,559 --> 00:34:25,684
You do know
there are cops all over this house?
432
00:34:25,768 --> 00:34:30,018
I think I'd have just enough time to slice
someone open.
433
00:34:30,434 --> 00:34:32,434
I'll talk to him.
434
00:34:34,184 --> 00:34:38,518
What's going on over there, you guys?
Sorry. I don't know.
435
00:34:38,684 --> 00:34:40,434
Kirby. Kirby.
436
00:34:41,143 --> 00:34:44,851
Come on, do it.
There is no way you're in there.
437
00:34:45,143 --> 00:34:47,601
See for yourself.
438
00:34:47,851 --> 00:34:52,226
Kirby? Kirby, come on!
Talk to me. This isn't funny.
439
00:34:52,768 --> 00:34:53,809
Kirby!
440
00:35:01,101 --> 00:35:05,851
Liar. I'm over this.
I never said I was in your closet.
441
00:35:28,768 --> 00:35:30,893
Stop!
442
00:35:45,184 --> 00:35:47,184
Hoss!
Help!
443
00:35:47,351 --> 00:35:48,851
Perkins!
444
00:35:50,059 --> 00:35:51,101
Shit!
445
00:36:47,143 --> 00:36:49,351
What'?
Welcome home, Sidney.
446
00:36:49,434 --> 00:36:52,726
Preview of coming events.
Why don't you come for me?
447
00:36:52,809 --> 00:36:54,851
You got the balls for that?
Oh, poor Sidney.
448
00:36:54,934 --> 00:36:58,268
You think this is all about you.
You think you're still the star.
449
00:36:58,393 --> 00:37:00,643
This isn't a fucking movie!
It will be.
450
00:37:00,726 --> 00:37:03,559
These are innocent people.
Spare me the lecture.
451
00:37:03,643 --> 00:37:05,869
You've done very well by all this
bloodshed, haven't you?
452
00:37:05,893 --> 00:37:09,934
Well, how about the town you left behind?
I've got plans for you.
453
00:37:10,018 --> 00:37:14,726
I'm gonna slit your eyelids in half so you
don't blink when I stab you in the face.
454
00:37:14,809 --> 00:37:19,559
You'll die when I want you to, Sidney.
Not a moment before. Until then...
455
00:37:19,976 --> 00:37:22,226
you're going to suffer.
456
00:37:22,934 --> 00:37:25,018
Sidney!
Jill.
457
00:37:25,684 --> 00:37:27,268
Stay right there!
458
00:37:27,726 --> 00:37:30,309
Is she...
Do not look. Okay?
459
00:37:30,559 --> 00:37:32,976
She said you were the Angel of Death.
460
00:37:56,018 --> 00:37:58,809
What's going on?
He's in here.
461
00:37:59,518 --> 00:38:01,809
Where is he?
462
00:38:02,018 --> 00:38:03,226
Ma'am?
463
00:38:04,143 --> 00:38:05,851
He was.
464
00:38:06,393 --> 00:38:08,726
We'll check out back.
Jill?
465
00:38:10,268 --> 00:38:12,143
Don't.
466
00:38:20,226 --> 00:38:22,143
What happened?
467
00:38:25,559 --> 00:38:29,851
Jesus! Hey, it's me, I'm here.
Let's go. Let's go.
468
00:38:29,934 --> 00:38:33,726
That's it. All right?
Jill?
469
00:38:33,934 --> 00:38:37,101
Oh, my God. Are you okay?
Here, keep pressure on it.
470
00:38:37,184 --> 00:38:39,684
There's nobody back there.
471
00:38:39,934 --> 00:38:41,893
Oz, call it in.
Right.
472
00:38:42,518 --> 00:38:45,726
Hey. Are you okay?
473
00:38:46,768 --> 00:38:49,559
You should look upstairs.
474
00:39:08,059 --> 00:39:09,726
It's all your fault, Sidney.
475
00:39:10,268 --> 00:39:14,476
You're just like your mother!
Officer, get this people out of the way.
476
00:39:14,559 --> 00:39:17,768
I thought this was over!
Leave her alone.
477
00:39:22,268 --> 00:39:24,643
I'm sorry about what I said.
478
00:39:26,018 --> 00:39:28,268
Do you wanna get that looked at?
479
00:39:28,643 --> 00:39:29,726
Yeah.
480
00:39:31,768 --> 00:39:34,143
What the hell happened?
Okay.
481
00:39:34,226 --> 00:39:37,101
I saw him go into that yard two houses
down right before.
482
00:39:37,184 --> 00:39:41,226
Yeah, and I circled around to cut him off.
And?
483
00:39:41,393 --> 00:39:43,559
And I met Hoss
coming from the other direction.
484
00:39:43,643 --> 00:39:47,268
He must've circled back around somehow.
He's like a ghost.
485
00:39:47,393 --> 00:39:50,601
Chief, we're sorry.
We feel terrible.
486
00:39:51,101 --> 00:39:53,434
All right.
Get outta here.
487
00:40:06,684 --> 00:40:10,893
This is Hall Pass with Robbie Mercer
webcasting live in our darkest hour.
488
00:40:10,976 --> 00:40:14,351
What began as a day of remembrance
has ended with serial murder.
489
00:40:14,434 --> 00:40:18,184
Olivia Morris, who officially will never
go out with me, is dead.
490
00:40:18,268 --> 00:40:20,434
So is Jenny Randall and Marnie Cooper.
491
00:40:20,518 --> 00:40:25,059
Our local legacy, the Stab movies,
is coming to life. Excuse me.
492
00:40:25,851 --> 00:40:28,851
Are you recording with that thing?
Live video blog upload.
493
00:40:28,934 --> 00:40:31,351
He's webcasting right now.
Mind turning it off?
494
00:40:31,434 --> 00:40:34,809
For a little old-school "off the record"?
Can't. Owe it to my audience.
495
00:40:34,893 --> 00:40:37,643
Turn that fucking thing off.
Okay.
496
00:40:39,434 --> 00:40:43,684
So, you two are the boys that run
the movie club at Woodsboro High?
497
00:40:43,768 --> 00:40:47,934
Charlie runs it. I'm just V.P. In case
he takes a bullet. It's called Cinema Club.
498
00:40:48,434 --> 00:40:52,726
So you must have a very unique insight
into the movie buffs at your school.
499
00:40:53,476 --> 00:40:54,518
Maybe.
500
00:40:55,226 --> 00:40:59,268
What if we could catch the killer
by working together?
501
00:40:59,351 --> 00:41:01,601
Two generations of cutting-edge
journalists...
502
00:41:01,684 --> 00:41:06,393
intertwining our passions for media?
What would you say?
503
00:41:07,226 --> 00:41:10,226
I love you.
Very good.
504
00:41:10,309 --> 00:41:14,018
Now you give me your expertise on the gore
geek scene at Woodsboro High...
505
00:41:14,101 --> 00:41:16,684
and maybe I give you something in
return.
506
00:41:16,768 --> 00:41:22,101
Say a celebrity visit to your Cinema Club?
By me.
507
00:41:23,559 --> 00:41:26,809
What about Sidney?
What about Sidney?
508
00:41:26,893 --> 00:41:29,851
Yeah, you know her, right?
I mean, you're friends with her.
509
00:41:29,934 --> 00:41:33,143
No offence, but that'd be
a big deal for Cinema Club.
510
00:41:33,226 --> 00:41:36,184
A visit from Sidney Prescott?
I mean, she's the star.
511
00:41:36,268 --> 00:41:40,143
Yes, she's Daniel Radcliffe
to my J.K. Rowling.
512
00:41:40,559 --> 00:41:44,601
Without the book sales and the box office.
Whatever.
513
00:41:48,018 --> 00:41:51,476
There's no broken bones.
I think you'll be fine. Take it easy.
514
00:41:55,684 --> 00:41:58,101
80, Sidney, ooh, ow.
515
00:41:58,184 --> 00:41:59,809
Anyway, long story short...
516
00:41:59,893 --> 00:42:02,809
Random wants to look you in to three
more books now.
517
00:42:03,059 --> 00:42:06,601
See the blank line in your contract?
You can name your price.
518
00:42:06,726 --> 00:42:08,660
And as soon as you're clear in this
investigation...
519
00:42:08,684 --> 00:42:10,243
We're on the next plane to New York.
520
00:42:10,268 --> 00:42:14,059
I booked Today, The View, Nancy
Grace, MTV News... Excuse me.
521
00:42:14,143 --> 00:42:17,601
Can I ask you a question?
Did you read my book?
522
00:42:19,601 --> 00:42:22,976
Thought I'd wait for the movie.
Book tour's over.
523
00:42:23,143 --> 00:42:24,434
Sidney.
524
00:42:25,476 --> 00:42:29,643
Accept your situation.
You're a victim. For life.
525
00:42:29,809 --> 00:42:32,768
So embrace it, use it.
526
00:42:33,476 --> 00:42:35,268
I know you care about your readers.
527
00:42:35,351 --> 00:42:36,893
All those little downtrodden fucks...
528
00:42:36,976 --> 00:42:38,285
that just need a light at the end of
their tunnel...
529
00:42:38,309 --> 00:42:40,976
so they don't jump off a bridge.
And a lucky break like this?
530
00:42:41,101 --> 00:42:44,559
I'm talking 100% increase in sales,
minimum.
531
00:42:44,643 --> 00:42:46,893
That's maybe a million more people
get your message...
532
00:42:46,976 --> 00:42:50,351
and you get a ton more checks.
Win-win.
533
00:42:51,976 --> 00:42:54,434
I won't be needing you any more.
Sidney.
534
00:42:54,518 --> 00:42:55,768
You're fired.
535
00:42:55,851 --> 00:42:58,768
Fired?
Fired.
536
00:42:59,059 --> 00:43:00,559
Fine.
537
00:43:22,476 --> 00:43:24,851
"Have you even read my book, Rebecca?"
538
00:43:37,851 --> 00:43:40,184
The problem with Sidney is
that she never gets laid.
539
00:43:40,268 --> 00:43:43,018
Or even a little shit-faced
once in a while.
540
00:43:43,768 --> 00:43:47,643
She'll call me tonight and apologize.
Just watch.
541
00:43:54,184 --> 00:44:00,893
She'll come around. Gotta just give her
time and Sidney will come around.
542
00:44:13,226 --> 00:44:16,518
This is Rebecca.
Sidney Prescott, please.
543
00:44:16,601 --> 00:44:19,809
I'm handling Miss Prescott's calls and
appearances. May I take a message?
544
00:44:20,018 --> 00:44:22,809
You are the message.
545
00:44:26,018 --> 00:44:29,309
Are you writing this down?
Yes, I am.
546
00:44:29,434 --> 00:44:32,059
It's kind of hard to hear you.
I'm in the hospital with Sidney.
547
00:44:32,143 --> 00:44:38,476
If you could just hang on one second.
I've got time. It's you that doesn't.
548
00:44:45,601 --> 00:44:49,643
You know, Rebecca, it doesn't sound to me
like you're in the hospital.
549
00:44:49,934 --> 00:44:56,143
Sounds like you're in a parking garage.
A dark and deserted parking garage.
550
00:44:58,143 --> 00:45:01,601
But if you want to be in the hospital,
I'd be happy to put you there.
551
00:45:01,726 --> 00:45:03,643
In the fucking morgue!
552
00:45:24,851 --> 00:45:25,893
No!
553
00:45:50,184 --> 00:45:51,476
Help!
554
00:45:52,101 --> 00:45:54,059
Help! Help me!
555
00:46:09,393 --> 00:46:12,018
Cut and run, you fucking bastard!
556
00:47:20,768 --> 00:47:23,684
This is an ongoing investigation...
557
00:47:23,768 --> 00:47:27,559
and rest assured
we're pursuing a number of leads.
558
00:47:27,768 --> 00:47:32,309
The less I say about that, the better.
So, in taking questions...
559
00:47:33,101 --> 00:47:34,726
Sir!
Dewey!
560
00:47:34,809 --> 00:47:38,601
Gale? Any comment on the fact
that these killings seem to resemble...
561
00:47:38,684 --> 00:47:43,226
the pattern of the original
Woodsboro Murders? Hon? Later.
562
00:47:45,643 --> 00:47:47,684
As I was saying...
563
00:47:47,768 --> 00:47:52,143
my officers are hard at work, and we
just want the community to know...
564
00:47:52,226 --> 00:47:56,726
that we are very close to bringing
this whole situation under control...
565
00:48:01,768 --> 00:48:06,476
Oh, shit!
Get up to the top of the structure! Go, go!
566
00:48:06,559 --> 00:48:09,559
Everyone back! Stay back!
All right, nobody move!
567
00:48:09,643 --> 00:48:12,476
Listen, I want a man on each stairwell.
568
00:48:20,518 --> 00:48:24,809
It's all under control, huh, Sheriff?
What am I supposed to say?
569
00:48:24,893 --> 00:48:27,309
Listen, I may not be wearing a uniform...
570
00:48:27,393 --> 00:48:30,393
but I happen to have a lead
and you don't.
571
00:48:30,893 --> 00:48:34,643
So let me know when you're back
on Team Gale.
572
00:48:35,476 --> 00:48:37,768
Move it, amateurs!
573
00:48:47,476 --> 00:48:51,184
Okay, Cinema Club.
We are now in session. Welcome.
574
00:48:51,393 --> 00:48:52,827
Tell you a little bit about ourselves.
575
00:48:52,851 --> 00:48:56,059
We are a sanctioned
after-school activity...
576
00:48:56,143 --> 00:49:00,059
one rung below the Glee Club,
two above Nintendo Wii Fit.
577
00:49:00,143 --> 00:49:03,809
And let me say just to our guest,
Sidney Prescott...
578
00:49:04,643 --> 00:49:06,476
it's an honour.
579
00:49:09,101 --> 00:49:13,351
Beyond Jamie Lee Curtis, forget
Linda Blair, I mean, this is the ultimate.
580
00:49:13,601 --> 00:49:16,101
Thanks.
I guess. Um...
581
00:49:16,184 --> 00:49:20,351
This? You film your entire high school
experience and what, post it on the net?
582
00:49:20,434 --> 00:49:22,184
Everybody'll be doing it someday, Sid.
583
00:49:22,268 --> 00:49:26,684
It's kind of the one component
the killer's missing. What do you mean?
584
00:49:27,143 --> 00:49:31,393
Well, you wanna be the new-new version.
The killer should be filming the murders.
585
00:49:31,476 --> 00:49:34,393
Yeah, it's like the natural next step
in a psycho slasher innovation.
586
00:49:34,476 --> 00:49:36,910
I mean, you film them all real time,
and then before you get caught...
587
00:49:36,934 --> 00:49:41,226
you upload them into cyberspace.
Making your art as immortal as you.
588
00:49:41,601 --> 00:49:46,059
Not to implicate him.
Who do you think is behind the murders?
589
00:49:46,684 --> 00:49:49,351
Well, it's a Stab fanatic clearly.
590
00:49:49,434 --> 00:49:52,059
Working on less of a shriekquel
and more of a scream-make.
591
00:49:52,143 --> 00:49:55,101
Copyrighted terms, by the way.
'Cause all there are now are remakes.
592
00:49:55,184 --> 00:49:56,893
Only horror the studios green-light.
593
00:49:56,976 --> 00:49:59,809
I mean, there are still rules,
but the rules have changed.
594
00:49:59,893 --> 00:50:01,601
The unexpected is the new cliche.
595
00:50:01,726 --> 00:50:04,518
Yeah, you gotta have an opening sequence
that blows the doors off...
596
00:50:04,601 --> 00:50:06,726
dial up some flashy music-video
direction...
597
00:50:06,809 --> 00:50:08,809
and the kills gotta be way more
extreme.
598
00:50:08,893 --> 00:50:11,559
Modern audiences get savvy
to the rules of the originals...
599
00:50:11,768 --> 00:50:13,809
so the reversals become
the new standard.
600
00:50:13,893 --> 00:50:17,518
In fact, the only sure-fire way
to survive a modern horror movie?
601
00:50:17,601 --> 00:50:19,934
You pretty much have to be gay.
602
00:50:21,893 --> 00:50:26,143
So why are you so sure that the killer's
working by the rules of a horror remake?
603
00:50:26,226 --> 00:50:28,393
The original Stab structure
is pretty apparent.
604
00:50:28,476 --> 00:50:30,744
Yeah, two kids killed in a house when
their parents are away...
605
00:50:30,768 --> 00:50:33,393
And then the school's hot chick savaged
beyond recognition.
606
00:50:33,476 --> 00:50:36,476
We all know where it goes from there.
A party.
607
00:50:36,726 --> 00:50:38,893
Exactly. A party.
608
00:50:39,226 --> 00:50:41,476
Guaranteed third act main cast bloodbath.
609
00:50:41,559 --> 00:50:44,643
Fingers crossed on some nudity
for a change.
610
00:50:45,684 --> 00:50:48,934
Okay, so do you know of a party
that's happening tonight?
611
00:50:49,018 --> 00:50:53,184
Well, there's Stab-a-Thon.
Staba-Thon?
612
00:50:53,268 --> 00:50:57,601
It's a movie marathon. All seven Stabs
back-to-back. We do it every year.
613
00:50:57,684 --> 00:50:59,684
And it's tonight?
614
00:50:59,768 --> 00:51:03,143
There's a killer out there patterning his
murders after the original movie.
615
00:51:03,226 --> 00:51:06,476
I know. It's pretty wild.
Well, you have to call it off.
616
00:51:06,559 --> 00:51:08,559
Okay, I mean, it's Friday.
617
00:51:08,643 --> 00:51:11,393
I'm sure we're not the only party
that's going on in Woodsboro.
618
00:51:11,518 --> 00:51:14,351
So where is this circle jerk
gonna take place?
619
00:51:14,434 --> 00:51:18,018
So who's ready for this Q&A?
No, no. I really want the location.
620
00:51:18,101 --> 00:51:22,768
You know, it's kind of an underground
thing. E-Mail invites, pretty secret.
621
00:51:22,851 --> 00:51:29,018
What, you're not gonna tell me? Really?
We're working together. Remember?
622
00:51:30,268 --> 00:51:34,309
So are you ready for that Q&A?
Fuck you. Let's go.
623
00:51:37,934 --> 00:51:39,601
That was awesome.
624
00:51:42,268 --> 00:51:44,893
I feel like I'm under house arrest.
625
00:51:59,934 --> 00:52:03,226
You know when people say,
"I know how you feel"...
626
00:52:04,643 --> 00:52:07,077
but you know they're just saying that
because they really have...
627
00:52:07,101 --> 00:52:10,559
no frigging idea how you feel?
628
00:52:12,309 --> 00:52:14,893
I know how you feel.
629
00:52:17,851 --> 00:52:21,184
I'm so sorry about Olivia.
630
00:52:25,268 --> 00:52:28,476
I'm sorry about your publicist.
631
00:52:32,393 --> 00:52:37,393
How do you handle it?
People staring at you all the time?
632
00:52:37,768 --> 00:52:40,059
People stare at me?
633
00:52:41,476 --> 00:52:44,226
I could never handle that kind of
attention. I just...
634
00:52:44,393 --> 00:52:47,226
feel
like it would take over your whole life.
635
00:52:52,309 --> 00:52:54,268
What I do is I...
636
00:52:54,851 --> 00:52:57,976
try not to think about me.
637
00:52:59,684 --> 00:53:03,601
I have people I care about
and I focus on them.
638
00:53:04,559 --> 00:53:07,518
And the rest, it works out.
639
00:53:10,434 --> 00:53:13,184
You saved my life last night.
640
00:53:13,268 --> 00:53:16,684
I mean, I know we're family,
but you hardly know me.
641
00:53:17,309 --> 00:53:20,143
It makes me wonder, you know, if...
642
00:53:20,226 --> 00:53:22,726
I'd have been brave enough
to do the same thing.
643
00:53:24,434 --> 00:53:27,601
I really hope you
never have to find that out.
644
00:53:30,643 --> 00:53:34,726
Well, if you need me, you know where
to find me. I'll be up in my cell.
645
00:53:34,809 --> 00:53:37,351
Or, I mean, my room.
646
00:54:01,143 --> 00:54:06,934
Her room's all boarded up. That's
the view from my cell. It's really weird.
647
00:54:07,643 --> 00:54:11,684
I think Olivia would understand, okay?
She'd want me to be around other people.
648
00:54:11,768 --> 00:54:16,434
Holy shit. Even if I did just crash-land
on Planet Dork.
649
00:54:17,768 --> 00:54:20,559
Speaking of which, Trevor's here.
Hey, Kirby.
650
00:54:20,643 --> 00:54:24,018
What is he doing there? That is so
not his scene.. I have no idea.
651
00:54:24,101 --> 00:54:26,976
Maybe he thought you would be here.
Yeah, fat chance.
652
00:54:27,059 --> 00:54:31,476
After what happened last night? I mean,
my mom is just completely freaked out.
653
00:54:31,559 --> 00:54:32,684
All right, look.
654
00:54:32,768 --> 00:54:35,488
You go do your "good girl" thing
and I will drink for the both of us.
655
00:54:35,559 --> 00:54:39,018
I will keep you posted.
All right. Be safe.
656
00:55:21,351 --> 00:55:25,684
Stab-a-thon!
Stab-a-thon! Stab-a-thon!
657
00:55:28,351 --> 00:55:31,518
Thank you! Thank you!
Gracias, gracias.
658
00:55:33,226 --> 00:55:36,476
Cinema Club thanks you for coming out
for our third annual Stab-a-thon!
659
00:55:36,559 --> 00:55:38,809
Safety in numbers, my friends!
Safety in numbers!
660
00:55:38,893 --> 00:55:42,893
Who's ready to drink every time someone
can't get a cell phone signal? Yeah!
661
00:55:42,976 --> 00:55:45,327
Who's ready to drink every time someone
shuts the refrigerator door...
662
00:55:45,351 --> 00:55:48,851
and, oh, my God, there's a harmless
character right behind it?
663
00:55:50,268 --> 00:55:54,309
Who's ready to drink every time
someone screams the word... No!
664
00:55:54,393 --> 00:55:57,476
Let's get this Stab-a-thon started!
665
00:56:57,518 --> 00:56:58,559
Yes.
666
00:57:05,268 --> 00:57:08,101
Oh, yeah.
Back on my game.
667
00:57:09,309 --> 00:57:12,851
Perfect.
New work-in-progress, chapter one.
668
00:57:12,934 --> 00:57:15,809
When I moved to Woodsboro,
I never in a million years...
669
00:57:15,893 --> 00:57:19,893
dreamed that I would
again play the critical role...
670
00:57:19,976 --> 00:57:22,976
in solving another series of these...
671
00:57:30,976 --> 00:57:32,309
What the hell?
672
00:57:55,434 --> 00:57:59,309
Gale, where are you?
I followed the kids to the Staba-thon.
673
00:57:59,393 --> 00:58:02,434
There's an old abandoned farm
on Fort Dillon Road.
674
00:58:02,518 --> 00:58:04,476
Listen, I've got it under surveillance,
but...
675
00:58:04,559 --> 00:58:06,851
I think the killer's about
to make his move!
676
00:58:06,934 --> 00:58:09,101
What makes you so sure?
677
00:58:09,351 --> 00:58:12,643
You do a remake to out-do the original,
that's what the kids said.
678
00:58:12,726 --> 00:58:17,684
This party is all about the Stab movies.
Come on! How meta can you get?
679
00:58:17,768 --> 00:58:21,476
How "what-a" can you get?
I don't know. I heard them say it.
680
00:58:21,559 --> 00:58:24,643
Dewey, listen to me,
you have to get out here!
681
00:58:24,726 --> 00:58:28,059
Come on, you catch the killer,
I get the story. It's a win-win.
682
00:58:28,143 --> 00:58:33,434
Well, I thought you were going rogue, Gale.
Oh, are you serious? Come on!
683
00:58:33,809 --> 00:58:38,518
Forget it. Thanks for having faith in me.
I gotta fix my equipment.
684
00:58:38,976 --> 00:58:40,018
Gale!
685
00:58:42,726 --> 00:58:43,768
Shit.
686
00:58:59,059 --> 00:59:05,643
Bravo. Very well done.
I'm very impressed. I mean, kind of.
687
00:59:06,518 --> 00:59:07,768
That will do.
Yeah.
688
00:59:07,851 --> 00:59:10,476
Yeah, she wants me.
Yeah.
689
00:59:27,976 --> 00:59:30,143
Hello?
Hello.
690
00:59:31,226 --> 00:59:34,351
Who is this?
Were you expecting somebody?
691
00:59:34,434 --> 00:59:35,726
No.
692
00:59:42,768 --> 00:59:46,268
You know, I don't even know you...
and I dislike you already.
693
00:59:46,518 --> 00:59:50,393
Hicks, how far are you from Fort Dillon
Road? Five minutes at the most, sir.
694
00:59:50,476 --> 00:59:52,143
Well, step on it.
695
01:00:40,226 --> 01:00:42,768
Gale!
Gale, behind you!
696
01:00:59,434 --> 01:01:00,643
Gale!
697
01:01:15,768 --> 01:01:16,809
Freeze!
698
01:01:30,309 --> 01:01:32,559
Get out of the way, you morons!
699
01:01:37,601 --> 01:01:38,643
Gale.
700
01:01:42,143 --> 01:01:45,434
Okay, put pressure on that.
Did you catch him?
701
01:01:45,768 --> 01:01:48,643
No.
Hopefully your cameras got something.
702
01:01:48,893 --> 01:01:51,351
They weren't the only ones, Dewey.
What?
703
01:01:51,434 --> 01:01:55,393
There was a webcam hidden up there.
It was watching me.
704
01:01:55,601 --> 01:01:58,726
A webcam?
He's recording the murders.
705
01:01:58,809 --> 01:02:01,768
What?
This time...
706
01:02:01,851 --> 01:02:04,184
he's making the movie.
707
01:02:08,059 --> 01:02:12,143
Sidney Prescott detail, man.
I don't like it.
708
01:02:12,851 --> 01:02:16,184
The cops guarding the house,
they always get it.
709
01:02:16,309 --> 01:02:19,226
What are you talking about?
It's a movie cop rule.
710
01:02:19,309 --> 01:02:22,768
It sucks to be a cop in a movie,
unless you're Bruce Willis.
711
01:02:22,851 --> 01:02:26,851
Not all cops die in movies.
No, but...
712
01:02:26,934 --> 01:02:29,893
if it's your last day before
retirement, you do.
713
01:02:29,976 --> 01:02:33,059
If you're a rookie and just found out your
wife is pregnant, you do.
714
01:02:34,143 --> 01:02:37,059
Or if your partner is better looking than
you, you do. And by the way...
715
01:02:37,143 --> 01:02:39,351
I win that one.
716
01:02:40,393 --> 01:02:44,184
You know what, I'll take the next
perimeter. I'll be right back.
717
01:02:45,601 --> 01:02:47,226
Shit.
718
01:02:47,726 --> 01:02:50,143
I know this one. You're not
supposed to say that, are you?
719
01:02:50,226 --> 01:02:51,559
New decade, new rules.
720
01:02:51,643 --> 01:02:54,393
You know, these days
you might come back, find me dead.
721
01:02:54,476 --> 01:02:57,726
Eyes gouged out, tongue sticking out.
Could go either way.
722
01:02:57,809 --> 01:03:00,059
I gotta learn this shit.
723
01:03:00,351 --> 01:03:02,434
I'll take this one.
724
01:03:03,893 --> 01:03:05,268
Hey, Hoss.
725
01:03:06,476 --> 01:03:09,893
Be careful.
I'm always careful.
726
01:03:13,018 --> 01:03:15,018
Dead man walking.
727
01:04:04,809 --> 01:04:08,851
Perkins, was there a window open
on your last perimeter check?
728
01:04:10,809 --> 01:04:13,393
Perkins, come in, over.
729
01:04:43,101 --> 01:04:44,768
Anthony?
730
01:04:45,893 --> 01:04:48,059
Perkins?
731
01:04:50,101 --> 01:04:51,184
Fuck!
732
01:04:52,226 --> 01:04:53,393
Damn it.
733
01:04:53,476 --> 01:04:56,643
You should've seen
the look on your face, rookie.
734
01:04:58,309 --> 01:05:00,976
Hoss!
What the fuck?
735
01:05:02,434 --> 01:05:04,518
Oh, shit.
736
01:05:31,976 --> 01:05:34,351
Fuck Bruce Willis.
737
01:06:02,434 --> 01:06:07,101
Sorry! The wind chimes were over here.
It was me. I was trying to fix them.
738
01:06:07,184 --> 01:06:08,518
Sorry.
739
01:06:09,643 --> 01:06:13,101
Just back from the store.
You're shopping?
740
01:06:13,184 --> 01:06:18,851
My stress buster. I've got one more bag
in the car. I'll be right back.
741
01:06:43,476 --> 01:06:46,018
Jill? You gonna get that?
742
01:06:49,226 --> 01:06:52,934
Roberts residence.
You're a survivor, aren't you, Sidney?
743
01:06:53,018 --> 01:06:56,143
Your one and only skill.
You survive.
744
01:06:56,393 --> 01:06:58,726
Well, I have one question for you.
745
01:06:58,809 --> 01:07:01,393
What good's it to be a survivor in this
little drama...
746
01:07:01,476 --> 01:07:03,851
if everyone close to you is dead?
747
01:07:03,934 --> 01:07:06,518
Who are you?
Turn on the TV to channel six.
748
01:07:06,601 --> 01:07:11,393
Who the fuck are you?
Turn it on. Watch the teaser.
749
01:07:12,184 --> 01:07:13,824
But it nearly turned deadly tonight...
750
01:07:13,893 --> 01:07:15,494
with the latest victims
of these attacks...
751
01:07:15,518 --> 01:07:19,018
being the wife of the Woodsboro
sheriff, Gale Riley...
752
01:07:19,101 --> 01:07:20,893
AKA Gale Weathers...
753
01:07:20,976 --> 01:07:23,268
who's in serious condition tonight
after being stabbed.
754
01:07:23,393 --> 01:07:27,601
Her assailant then disappeared
in a sea of identical...
755
01:07:27,726 --> 01:07:30,351
Glad you came home, Sidney?
Has it been worth it yet?
756
01:07:30,434 --> 01:07:33,101
Why are you doing this?
Friends count.
757
01:07:33,184 --> 01:07:37,684
But it's the family ties that cut deep,
right? Am I right?
758
01:07:38,184 --> 01:07:39,768
What do you mean?
759
01:07:39,851 --> 01:07:44,934
The ones you care about most. And what's
closer than family? The bond of blood.
760
01:07:45,018 --> 01:07:47,143
Don't.
You can't save them.
761
01:07:47,226 --> 01:07:50,268
All you can do is watch.
762
01:07:51,351 --> 01:07:52,934
Jill?
763
01:08:04,684 --> 01:08:07,018
Jill: Come pick me up.
Kirby: On my way.
764
01:08:10,934 --> 01:08:12,559
Kate!
Sid?
765
01:08:12,643 --> 01:08:14,726
Jill's not in her room.
Oh, my God!
766
01:08:14,809 --> 01:08:19,226
She's gone to Kirby's. You gotta call
her and get her back here. Okay.
767
01:08:19,434 --> 01:08:21,393
Come on, Jill!
Leave a message!
768
01:08:21,476 --> 01:08:24,309
She's not picking up.
What's going on?
769
01:08:24,393 --> 01:08:26,309
The killer called. He's coming after me.
770
01:08:26,393 --> 01:08:28,309
But he wants my family first.
Oh, God, Jill!
771
01:08:28,393 --> 01:08:31,143
Let's get the cops.
The cops aren't there.
772
01:08:31,226 --> 01:08:33,452
They were there when I first came in,
but they're not there now.
773
01:08:33,476 --> 01:08:35,559
Let's get to Kirby's.
774
01:08:38,809 --> 01:08:40,268
Out the front!
775
01:08:48,351 --> 01:08:51,059
Brace it from the bottom!
Can you?
776
01:08:57,018 --> 01:08:59,059
Let's get out of here!
777
01:08:59,393 --> 01:09:01,184
Kate, come on!
778
01:09:01,601 --> 01:09:03,268
Kate?
779
01:09:13,351 --> 01:09:16,934
Tell Joe, I'm so sorry.
780
01:09:47,184 --> 01:09:49,018
Hicks?
What are you doing?
781
01:09:49,101 --> 01:09:51,285
I just saw somebody coming
around the side of the house.
782
01:09:51,309 --> 01:09:54,809
Where are Hoss and Perkins?
I couldn't get them on the radio.
783
01:09:54,893 --> 01:09:59,226
Whose blood is that?
It's Kate's. We were just attacked.
784
01:09:59,309 --> 01:10:01,684
She's dead.
Where is she?
785
01:10:01,768 --> 01:10:02,851
Front door.
786
01:10:02,934 --> 01:10:05,226
Show me.
Okay.
787
01:10:09,018 --> 01:10:10,559
Stay here.
788
01:10:16,393 --> 01:10:20,268
This is Deputy Hicks. I've got a homicide
at the Roberts residence.
789
01:10:20,351 --> 01:10:23,851
No sign of Perkins or Hoss.
Copy that.
790
01:10:23,934 --> 01:10:25,976
I'm so sorry.
791
01:10:36,518 --> 01:10:41,184
You're gonna be fine, all right?
I swear. No more "on your own."
792
01:10:41,893 --> 01:10:45,018
It's you and me, forever.
One, two, three.
793
01:10:45,518 --> 01:10:46,559
Easy.
794
01:10:48,059 --> 01:10:50,143
Dewey?
Yeah?
795
01:10:51,893 --> 01:10:54,601
Promise me something.
Anything.
796
01:10:55,684 --> 01:11:00,018
Catch that motherfucker.
Absolutely.
797
01:11:00,101 --> 01:11:02,559
I love you.
I love you.
798
01:11:04,434 --> 01:11:07,059
You missed chaos.
Utter chaos.
799
01:11:07,518 --> 01:11:10,226
I can't believe that.
The sheriff's wife, man!
800
01:11:10,309 --> 01:11:12,285
She told us to cancel it and we didn't,
and now this?
801
01:11:12,309 --> 01:11:15,226
What are we supposed to do?
Robbie, calm down. It makes sense.
802
01:11:15,393 --> 01:11:18,476
This is what the re-boots do.
They one-up the original ending.
803
01:11:18,559 --> 01:11:21,434
The Woodsboro Murders ended at a party.
So in the remake...
804
01:11:21,643 --> 01:11:25,976
The party's the false ending. New rules.
Exactly.
805
01:11:26,393 --> 01:11:28,684
Okay, no offence, guys,
but I'm gonna put in Stab 7.
806
01:11:28,768 --> 01:11:31,184
Nobody cancels my film festival.
Whoa.
807
01:11:31,268 --> 01:11:34,309
I don't wanna watch that,
not after what happened to Olivia.
808
01:11:34,434 --> 01:11:37,684
Come on, it was her favourite.
Wow, Kirby.
809
01:11:37,976 --> 01:11:40,018
You got some classics here.
Yup.
810
01:11:40,101 --> 01:11:42,851
Suspiria, Don't Look Now.
You know it.
811
01:11:42,934 --> 01:11:47,309
I could trivia your ass
under the table, Cinema Boy. Oh, yeah?
812
01:11:47,393 --> 01:11:50,226
Who played Leatherface first?
Gunnar Hansen.
813
01:11:50,309 --> 01:11:53,893
Wow. Did you feel that?
814
01:11:54,184 --> 01:11:57,809
That charge that moved between us
just then? Oh, that was me.
815
01:11:57,893 --> 01:12:01,393
I have powers.
So sexy.
816
01:12:01,684 --> 01:12:04,393
You guys are unbelievable.
You're playing fucking trivia games?
817
01:12:04,476 --> 01:12:06,994
The cops are gonna come for us.
They're gonna shut down my website.
818
01:12:07,018 --> 01:12:09,309
We're so dead!
Yeah. I agree.
819
01:12:09,393 --> 01:12:12,101
Jesus Christ, where'd you come from?
The front door.
820
01:12:12,184 --> 01:12:14,934
By the way, Kirby, with everything
that's going on right now,
821
01:12:15,018 --> 01:12:18,726
you probably shouldn't leave that unlocked.
Sorry.
822
01:12:19,476 --> 01:12:23,351
And may I ask what the hell
you're doing here? What?
823
01:12:23,684 --> 01:12:25,643
Didn't I find the after-party?
824
01:12:25,726 --> 01:12:30,476
No, you found the anti-party and
it's invitation only. I got an invitation.
825
01:12:30,851 --> 01:12:32,559
From Jill.
826
01:12:33,851 --> 01:12:35,976
So, what's the story?
827
01:12:37,101 --> 01:12:40,143
What?
You sent me a text message.
828
01:12:40,226 --> 01:12:42,434
"After-party at Kirby's house."
829
01:12:42,809 --> 01:12:46,934
I mean, it was from your phone.
What do you mean, from my phone?
830
01:12:47,184 --> 01:12:52,268
Where is my phone? I think I left
it in your car. I didn't text him.
831
01:12:52,351 --> 01:12:56,976
I didn't text you.
And I'll prove it.
832
01:12:57,768 --> 01:13:00,184
80, Charlie, Robbie.
833
01:13:00,684 --> 01:13:03,351
How does it feel to be
an accessory to a crime?
834
01:13:03,434 --> 01:13:07,268
I mean, really, Dewey's wife?
My life is over.
835
01:13:07,351 --> 01:13:11,476
So which one of you guys sent me
a text message from Jill's phone?
836
01:13:13,184 --> 01:13:16,309
We're just supposed to accept
that you're telling the truth?
837
01:13:16,393 --> 01:13:18,559
Isn't your phone missing?
838
01:13:19,018 --> 01:13:23,809
Got a new one.
Really? Oh, that's incredibly convenient.
839
01:13:24,893 --> 01:13:27,309
Dewey, it's Hicks.
What's up?
840
01:13:27,851 --> 01:13:32,309
Kate Roberts is dead and Sidney
fled the scene. What?
841
01:13:32,601 --> 01:13:35,976
What happened to Kate?
She was stabbed just like the others.
842
01:13:36,059 --> 01:13:39,018
What about Jill?
No sign of her at all.
843
01:13:39,101 --> 01:13:41,226
Where the hell were Hose and Perkins?
844
01:13:41,309 --> 01:13:45,018
They were found dead in their car two
blocks away.
845
01:13:45,101 --> 01:13:48,643
Multiple stab wounds.
Okay.
846
01:13:49,976 --> 01:13:53,226
I'm on my way.
Yes, sir.
847
01:14:00,143 --> 01:14:02,143
Wrong number.
848
01:14:02,226 --> 01:14:04,434
Who was that?
Nobody.
849
01:14:04,518 --> 01:14:07,934
Did you pick a movie?
Yeah. We're gonna go scary.
850
01:14:08,018 --> 01:14:11,184
Saw 4.
Ugh, I saw that in theatres. It sucks.
851
01:14:11,268 --> 01:14:13,934
It's not scary, it's gross.
852
01:14:38,101 --> 01:14:43,143
Charlie, do you wanna sit
over here next to me? All right.
853
01:14:48,726 --> 01:14:49,893
All right.
854
01:14:50,101 --> 01:14:53,684
Get ready for a Hall Pass
with Robbie Mercer extra.
855
01:14:54,184 --> 01:14:56,934
Now tonight, there is a good chance...
856
01:14:57,018 --> 01:15:00,518
that Charlie Walker, yes,
my Charlie Walker...
857
01:15:00,809 --> 01:15:03,226
may get lucky with a girl.
858
01:15:03,559 --> 01:15:06,559
Now I'm unable to
divulge my exact location...
859
01:15:07,018 --> 01:15:08,226
however...
860
01:15:08,601 --> 01:15:10,351
suffice it to say...
861
01:15:10,434 --> 01:15:15,351
that Woodsboro High may be
in store for some geek history.
862
01:15:15,434 --> 01:15:17,101
We'll see.
863
01:15:30,351 --> 01:15:31,809
Hello?
864
01:15:34,768 --> 01:15:36,768
Who's there?
865
01:15:41,518 --> 01:15:43,601
Oh, my God!
866
01:16:08,184 --> 01:16:10,809
Hey, Charlie?
Yeah?
867
01:16:11,351 --> 01:16:14,518
I'm sorry. I know you're
into the movie and all, but...
868
01:16:14,851 --> 01:16:18,893
now would be a really good time
to make a move.
869
01:16:19,476 --> 01:16:22,851
For me to make a move?
870
01:16:25,226 --> 01:16:28,851
Couldn't you make a move?
I just did.
871
01:16:30,101 --> 01:16:32,851
'Cause you're actually pretty cute.
872
01:16:32,934 --> 01:16:36,684
Especially when I'm scared
and lonely...
873
01:16:37,059 --> 01:16:39,309
and drunk.
874
01:16:41,309 --> 01:16:45,684
Hey, guys, did you see Jill come in?
I didn't see her outside.
875
01:16:46,893 --> 01:16:49,601
Yes, Trevor, she is upstairs.
876
01:16:49,684 --> 01:16:53,851
But thank God you're here to protect her
when you can't even find her.
877
01:16:53,934 --> 01:16:58,226
There's nobody out here.
Oh, dude, I love this part of the movie.
878
01:16:59,184 --> 01:17:00,726
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
879
01:17:00,809 --> 01:17:05,184
Just when you think they're all safe and
comfortable in the house...
880
01:17:05,268 --> 01:17:07,976
Ghostface comes in and bam!
881
01:17:11,393 --> 01:17:13,809
Did I just interrupt something right here?
882
01:17:14,643 --> 01:17:17,018
Shut the fuck up!
883
01:17:18,059 --> 01:17:23,601
Who invited you, Trevor?
All right. Clearly not you.
884
01:17:23,934 --> 01:17:27,184
Wow. I'm gonna be upstairs.
Laughing.
885
01:17:27,893 --> 01:17:30,059
Get out of my house!
886
01:17:34,851 --> 01:17:39,059
Okay, I'm a little drunk, so
don't blame your internet connection.
887
01:17:39,934 --> 01:17:45,309
Let's see what Charlie's up to, shall we?
Or the saga of Trevor and Jill.
888
01:17:45,768 --> 01:17:47,393
Oh, the intrigue of Woodsboro High.
889
01:17:47,476 --> 01:17:50,851
Who needs a killer around
when there's so much drama?
890
01:18:04,726 --> 01:18:06,393
Oh, man.
891
01:18:09,643 --> 01:18:11,143
That's better.
892
01:18:25,393 --> 01:18:29,476
No, you can't! You can't!
There's rules! I'm gay! I'm gay!
893
01:18:30,809 --> 01:18:32,976
I mean, if it helps.
894
01:19:01,018 --> 01:19:04,184
Kirby! I found my phone.
It was up in your room.
895
01:19:04,268 --> 01:19:09,768
There was no text message sent to Trevor.
He is such a liar. Where is he?
896
01:19:10,768 --> 01:19:14,101
What do you mean, where is he?
He just went upstairs looking for you.
897
01:19:14,184 --> 01:19:16,643
He's not upstairs.
898
01:19:17,309 --> 01:19:19,018
Trevor?
899
01:19:21,268 --> 01:19:25,351
Charlie? Robbie?
Maybe they're outside.
900
01:19:26,851 --> 01:19:28,351
Jill!
Sidney!
901
01:19:28,434 --> 01:19:30,684
I'm sorry, I should've told you...
No, it's okay.
902
01:19:30,768 --> 01:19:33,351
I need you to come with me
right now, okay?
903
01:19:41,268 --> 01:19:42,351
Go!
904
01:19:48,518 --> 01:19:50,143
Come on!
905
01:19:53,143 --> 01:19:55,768
The balcony!
There's no other way out?
906
01:19:55,851 --> 01:19:57,559
We can jump!
907
01:19:58,851 --> 01:20:00,893
It's two stories! Where's your cell?
908
01:20:00,976 --> 01:20:02,434
Here.
Get under the bed!
909
01:20:02,518 --> 01:20:03,684
What?
Just do it!
910
01:20:03,809 --> 01:20:08,059
And don't make a sound and don't come out
until I come get you, okay? Trust me.
911
01:20:15,351 --> 01:20:19,559
You got it? You're okay?
Jill, run! Keep running, get help!
912
01:20:45,143 --> 01:20:46,226
Hello?
Dewey!
913
01:20:46,393 --> 01:20:49,601
Sidney, where are you?
I'm at Kirby's. The killer is here.
914
01:20:49,684 --> 01:20:52,393
I need your help.
I'm on my way.
915
01:20:55,101 --> 01:20:56,643
Sidney!
916
01:20:57,059 --> 01:21:02,934
I need all units to 329 Whispering Lane.
All units, 329 Whispering Lane!
917
01:21:22,809 --> 01:21:25,893
Sorry, it's just me. Look, I tried to call
911, but the landline's dead.
918
01:21:25,976 --> 01:21:28,684
Someone smashed the router.
I think I got through on my cell.
919
01:21:28,768 --> 01:21:30,476
Where's Jill?
920
01:21:30,684 --> 01:21:33,101
Oh, God!
Go, go, go!
921
01:21:37,018 --> 01:21:39,768
There's a room down here.
We can lock ourselves in.
922
01:21:39,851 --> 01:21:43,809
I heard you yell to Jill. Did she get away?
I think she's safe.
923
01:21:51,184 --> 01:21:53,934
Kirby, let me in!
Charlie.
924
01:21:56,059 --> 01:21:59,809
No, no, no! I just found Robbie.
This is his blood.
925
01:21:59,893 --> 01:22:03,309
Please! Please! There is someone
else out here! Let me in!
926
01:22:03,393 --> 01:22:06,393
If you can't trust him,
don't open the door.
927
01:22:06,976 --> 01:22:10,476
My God, let me in!
Get away from the door, Charlie.
928
01:22:10,559 --> 01:22:14,268
Kirby, it is me. Please let me in!
Get away from the door, Charlie.
929
01:22:14,351 --> 01:22:16,226
It's me!
930
01:22:17,684 --> 01:22:21,643
I'm sorry, I can't.
What the fuck?
931
01:22:21,726 --> 01:22:23,601
I'm sorry.
932
01:22:23,684 --> 01:22:25,601
Look out!
933
01:22:28,559 --> 01:22:30,726
Oh, no, no, no.
934
01:22:31,768 --> 01:22:32,809
Kirby!
935
01:22:43,434 --> 01:22:46,684
Oh, no, God. Please.
Leave him alone!
936
01:22:47,476 --> 01:22:49,393
Leave him alone!
937
01:22:52,018 --> 01:22:53,934
It's Charlie's phone.
938
01:22:55,393 --> 01:23:00,226
Tell Sidney heads are gonna roll tonight.
Tell Sidney it's all because of her.
939
01:23:00,309 --> 01:23:05,393
Or maybe she wants to take his place.
I promise to be quick.
940
01:23:05,476 --> 01:23:07,309
It's him.
Okay, I'm gonna get Jill.
941
01:23:07,393 --> 01:23:11,351
Just keep him on the phone.
I'll be right back, okay?
942
01:23:13,601 --> 01:23:17,434
Let him go, please.
I hear you like horror movies, Kirby.
943
01:23:17,518 --> 01:23:20,143
But do you like them as much as him?
944
01:23:20,226 --> 01:23:23,518
Forget watching Stab.
You get to live it.
945
01:23:23,934 --> 01:23:26,726
No, no, no! He's the expert!
It's not me!
946
01:23:26,809 --> 01:23:29,393
Warm-up question:
Jason's weapon?
947
01:23:29,476 --> 01:23:31,476
It's a machete.
948
01:23:31,643 --> 01:23:34,809
There, you see?
You do know the genre.
949
01:23:34,893 --> 01:23:37,559
Michael Myers?
Butcher knife.
950
01:23:37,643 --> 01:23:40,351
Leatherface?
A chainsaw. Please!
951
01:23:40,476 --> 01:23:43,476
Just ask Sidney if you need some help.
Freddy Krueger?
952
01:23:43,559 --> 01:23:44,601
Razor hands.
953
01:23:44,684 --> 01:23:46,518
Name the movie that started
the slasher craze.
954
01:23:46,601 --> 01:23:50,059
Halloween, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Last
House on the Left, or Psycho?
955
01:23:50,143 --> 01:23:52,268
Psycho!
None of the above!
956
01:23:52,351 --> 01:23:55,018
Peeping Tom, 1960,
directed by Michael Powell.
957
01:23:55,101 --> 01:23:58,518
First movie to ever put the audience
in the killer's POV.
958
01:23:58,601 --> 01:24:02,143
What? Wait. No, no, no.
Please, just ask me one more question!
959
01:24:02,226 --> 01:24:05,559
Just one more.
All right, Kirby.
960
01:24:05,643 --> 01:24:08,893
Then it's time for your last chance
question.
961
01:24:09,518 --> 01:24:13,559
Name the remake of the groundbreaking
horror movie in which...
962
01:24:13,643 --> 01:24:15,851
Halloween, Texas Chainsaw,
963
01:24:15,934 --> 01:24:19,434
Dawn Of The Dead, The Hills Have Eyes,
Amityville Horror,
964
01:24:19,518 --> 01:24:21,768
Last House On The Left, Friday The 13th,
965
01:24:21,851 --> 01:24:25,809
A Nightmare On Elm Street, My Bloody
Valentine, When A Stranger Calls,
966
01:24:25,893 --> 01:24:30,893
Prom Night, Black Christmas,
House Of Wax, The Fog, Piranha!
967
01:24:31,309 --> 01:24:34,226
It's one of those, right? Right?
968
01:24:41,934 --> 01:24:45,143
I got it right.
I was fucking right!
969
01:24:45,476 --> 01:24:46,934
Jill?
970
01:24:58,768 --> 01:25:01,601
I won, Charlie! I fucking won!
971
01:25:02,476 --> 01:25:05,393
He tried to beat me, but I fucking won.
972
01:25:09,559 --> 01:25:12,309
Almost there. Just hang tight.
Okay.
973
01:25:12,559 --> 01:25:13,934
Okay.
974
01:25:14,059 --> 01:25:15,601
Okay.
Kirby?
975
01:25:15,684 --> 01:25:17,851
Kirby, this is making a move.
976
01:25:20,768 --> 01:25:25,351
Four years of classes together
and you notice me now? Stupid bitch!
977
01:25:25,726 --> 01:25:27,434
It's too late!
978
01:25:29,934 --> 01:25:33,601
I know, I know. It's okay.
Take your time.
979
01:25:33,976 --> 01:25:38,893
Doesn't happen as fast as it
does in the movies, no. Charlie.
980
01:26:05,559 --> 01:26:07,643
Kirby?
981
01:26:11,226 --> 01:26:14,143
You know, you learn a lot when you watch
movies over and over...
982
01:26:14,226 --> 01:26:16,976
and all the plots are about trying to
kill you.
983
01:26:18,018 --> 01:26:20,976
Where's Jill?
You think she's gonna get away?
984
01:26:21,059 --> 01:26:23,309
You think anyone gets away?
985
01:26:33,018 --> 01:26:34,059
Jill.
986
01:26:34,643 --> 01:26:37,809
Hello, Sidney. Surprised?
987
01:26:38,018 --> 01:26:45,268
Watch this. This is the part, my dear
cousin, when the cameras turn off.
988
01:26:49,518 --> 01:26:52,518
Charlie?
Already taken care of.
989
01:26:52,601 --> 01:26:55,226
Man, I got great footage
of my Robbie kill.
990
01:26:55,309 --> 01:26:57,726
Better than Jenny
and Marnie or Olivia even.
991
01:26:57,809 --> 01:27:00,649
Good. We'll cut and upload it later
and make it all traceable to Trevor.
992
01:27:00,726 --> 01:27:02,393
Speaking of which...
993
01:27:05,643 --> 01:27:07,018
Remind you of anything?
994
01:27:07,601 --> 01:27:09,643
Please!
Shut up! Dick!
995
01:27:09,726 --> 01:27:11,809
Everything I learned I learned from you.
996
01:27:11,893 --> 01:27:14,309
You think you had a shitty boyfriend,
Sidney?
997
01:27:14,393 --> 01:27:19,643
Here's one that fucks you, dumps you,
and doesn't even make you famous.
998
01:27:20,976 --> 01:27:25,101
What the fuck, Jill? I loved you!
Shut the fuck up already!
999
01:27:28,184 --> 01:27:32,143
I'm sure those cops want you to have this,
Jill. For your protection.
1000
01:27:34,726 --> 01:27:36,226
Please!
1001
01:27:36,976 --> 01:27:40,309
Please. Shouldn't have killed
all these people, Trev.
1002
01:27:40,476 --> 01:27:42,768
Gone and put it on video even.
1003
01:27:42,851 --> 01:27:44,934
But it means a lot
that you did it for me.
1004
01:27:45,018 --> 01:27:50,559
What the fuck are you talking about?
I am not the girl you cheat on.
1005
01:27:52,059 --> 01:27:53,893
Fuck!
1006
01:27:55,434 --> 01:27:58,268
I've gone through everything.
We're definitely good on timeline.
1007
01:27:58,351 --> 01:28:00,476
Oh, yeah.
We're perfect.
1008
01:28:00,559 --> 01:28:02,476
No, no, please!
1009
01:28:09,684 --> 01:28:11,184
Ready for Act 3?
1010
01:28:12,184 --> 01:28:14,184
Got it figured out yet, Sidney?
1011
01:28:14,268 --> 01:28:18,559
In keeping with our remake theme
Trevor's this generation's Billy Loomis,
1012
01:28:18,643 --> 01:28:21,809
and we're the innocent victims,
Sidney and Randy.
1013
01:28:21,893 --> 01:28:25,434
See, with you, the world
just heard about what happened.
1014
01:28:25,518 --> 01:28:28,434
But with us they're gonna see it.
1015
01:28:28,518 --> 01:28:32,434
It's gonna be a worldwide sensation.
I mean, people gotta see this shit.
1016
01:28:32,518 --> 01:28:35,268
It's not like anyone reads any more.
1017
01:28:36,976 --> 01:28:41,684
We're gonna know fame
like you never even dreamed of.
1018
01:28:42,434 --> 01:28:44,601
Last two teenagers standing.
1019
01:28:45,101 --> 01:28:47,351
This time Randy gets the girl.
1020
01:28:53,018 --> 01:28:56,226
You were amazing.
You're the perfect victim.
1021
01:28:56,309 --> 01:28:59,309
I was so believable today, wasn't I?
1022
01:28:59,393 --> 01:29:03,726
I mean, I told so many lies that
I actually started to believe them.
1023
01:29:04,184 --> 01:29:08,226
I really think that I was born for this.
How could you do this?
1024
01:29:10,101 --> 01:29:15,434
Do you know what it was like
growing up in this family? Related to you?
1025
01:29:15,518 --> 01:29:19,268
I mean, all I ever heard was Sidney
this and Sidney that...
1026
01:29:19,351 --> 01:29:25,143
and Sidney, Sidney, Sidney.
You were always just so fucking special!
1027
01:29:25,559 --> 01:29:29,893
Well, now I'm the special one.
You'll slip. They always do.
1028
01:29:30,601 --> 01:29:33,018
Come on, Charlie, let's get on with this.
1029
01:29:35,018 --> 01:29:37,018
You have to be strong.
1030
01:29:37,226 --> 01:29:39,893
And hold still. Okay?
Yeah.
1031
01:29:40,018 --> 01:29:42,518
Yeah, old school, like Billy and Stu.
1032
01:29:43,101 --> 01:29:47,393
Come on, baby, get it up!
Come on! Shoulder me!
1033
01:29:47,476 --> 01:29:49,226
Shoulder me! Shoulder me!
Get it up!
1034
01:29:55,601 --> 01:29:59,601
Not the way we rehearsed it.
You said it, Charlie. Billy and Stu.
1035
01:29:59,684 --> 01:30:01,809
Trevor, and you.
1036
01:30:02,143 --> 01:30:06,726
What the media really loves, baby,
is a sole survivor.
1037
01:30:07,143 --> 01:30:10,976
Just ask you-know-who.
Trevor was your partner.
1038
01:30:11,309 --> 01:30:14,226
But you, you were the idea man.
1039
01:30:24,018 --> 01:30:26,268
Even your friends.
1040
01:30:26,684 --> 01:30:30,351
My friends?
What world are you living in?
1041
01:30:30,434 --> 01:30:34,184
I don't need friends.
I need fans.
1042
01:30:34,809 --> 01:30:36,351
Don't you get it?
1043
01:30:36,601 --> 01:30:39,559
This has never been about killing you.
1044
01:30:40,143 --> 01:30:43,101
It's about becoming you.
1045
01:30:43,184 --> 01:30:45,518
I mean, for fuck's sake,
my own mother had to die,
1046
01:30:45,601 --> 01:30:49,643
no great loss there,
so I could stay true to the original.
1047
01:30:49,726 --> 01:30:54,476
That's sick, right?
Well, sick is the new sane.
1048
01:30:55,393 --> 01:30:58,351
You had your 15 minutes, now I want mine!
1049
01:30:58,976 --> 01:31:04,559
I mean, what am I supposed to do?
Go to college? Grad school? Work?
1050
01:31:04,809 --> 01:31:08,726
Look around. We all live in public now,
we're all on the Internet.
1051
01:31:08,809 --> 01:31:11,768
How do you think people
become famous any more?
1052
01:31:11,851 --> 01:31:15,101
You don't have to achieve anything.
1053
01:31:15,851 --> 01:31:19,643
You just gotta have
fucked-up shit happen to you.
1054
01:31:19,726 --> 01:31:23,893
So, you do have to die, Sid.
Those are the rules.
1055
01:31:23,976 --> 01:31:26,518
New movie, new franchise.
1056
01:31:26,601 --> 01:31:30,768
There's only room for one lead, and let's
face it, your ingénue days,
1057
01:31:30,893 --> 01:31:32,184
they're over.
1058
01:31:38,476 --> 01:31:41,184
Don't tell me you didn't know this day
would come.
1059
01:34:23,393 --> 01:34:25,476
Come on, let's move it!
1060
01:34:32,643 --> 01:34:33,726
He's gone.
1061
01:34:34,976 --> 01:34:37,809
Check the rooms, both sides and upstairs.
Yes.
1062
01:34:55,184 --> 01:34:58,601
Jill, can you give us
a description of the murderer?
1063
01:35:11,476 --> 01:35:14,101
Jill, how does it feel to be a hero?
1064
01:35:21,059 --> 01:35:23,768
It's okay. You gonna be okay.
1065
01:35:25,309 --> 01:35:29,726
Jill. You made it.
That's all that matters.
1066
01:35:29,809 --> 01:35:34,809
Trevor, Charlie, they tried to kill me.
And I heard they killed my mom.
1067
01:35:34,934 --> 01:35:37,934
And Robbie and Kirby, too.
1068
01:35:38,434 --> 01:35:41,476
Just lay back. Try to rest.
1069
01:35:42,809 --> 01:35:47,268
Is your wife...?
She's gonna be fine.
1070
01:35:47,434 --> 01:35:49,809
She's recovering.
1071
01:35:50,434 --> 01:35:54,851
If I ever write a book one day,
I'd want her to write it with me.
1072
01:35:54,934 --> 01:35:58,768
We'd be a good team with our
matching wounds and all.
1073
01:36:01,684 --> 01:36:03,976
We're survivors now.
1074
01:36:04,893 --> 01:36:11,143
I just wish Sidney was, too.
Jill, they're not sure yet.
1075
01:36:11,851 --> 01:36:13,809
It's still touch and go.
1076
01:36:14,393 --> 01:36:16,684
But she's in ICU.
1077
01:36:16,893 --> 01:36:20,018
And they think Sidney just might make it.
1078
01:36:20,309 --> 01:36:21,476
What?
1079
01:36:22,143 --> 01:36:27,351
But I saw Trevor kill her.
Look, we don't know yet.
1080
01:36:27,434 --> 01:36:29,684
But she's hanging on.
1081
01:36:32,393 --> 01:36:34,143
I wanna see her.
1082
01:36:34,768 --> 01:36:39,518
She's not awake yet.
And she may not remember anything.
1083
01:36:40,018 --> 01:36:43,559
You'll to help her with that.
All in time.
1084
01:36:44,268 --> 01:36:46,684
Just get some rest now, okay?
1085
01:37:34,726 --> 01:37:37,559
She gonna be okay?
Yeah.
1086
01:37:38,809 --> 01:37:42,643
She's a strong kid.
She's gonna have to be.
1087
01:37:44,101 --> 01:37:46,059
She asked if you were okay.
1088
01:37:46,143 --> 01:37:48,809
She thinks you guys
should write a book together,
1089
01:37:48,893 --> 01:37:53,434
with your matching wounds.
Why, she was stabbed in the shoulder?
1090
01:37:56,726 --> 01:37:59,518
How did she know I was, too?
1091
01:38:03,976 --> 01:38:05,059
Dammit!
1092
01:38:11,268 --> 01:38:14,184
You just won't die, will you?
1093
01:38:15,268 --> 01:38:18,476
Who are you?
Michael fucking Myers?
1094
01:38:19,476 --> 01:38:21,351
Yeah, I don't think so.
1095
01:38:26,309 --> 01:38:28,268
Fucking die already!
1096
01:38:51,559 --> 01:38:53,309
How are those stitches?
1097
01:38:58,184 --> 01:39:00,059
Sidney!
1098
01:39:03,268 --> 01:39:07,851
Hicks, get into Sidney's room
and call for back-up! On my way, sir!
1099
01:39:15,684 --> 01:39:17,268
Sid!
1100
01:39:18,101 --> 01:39:19,643
Sid.
Dewey!
1101
01:39:38,268 --> 01:39:40,018
Is this how it's gonna be, Sid?
1102
01:39:40,101 --> 01:39:44,934
The ending of the movie was supposed to be
at the house. I mean, this is just silly.
1103
01:39:45,059 --> 01:39:47,684
Consider this an alternate ending.
1104
01:39:48,809 --> 01:39:51,209
You're never gonna get out of this, Jill.
Of course I will.
1105
01:39:51,309 --> 01:39:52,476
Dewey!
1106
01:39:57,059 --> 01:40:00,184
Okay, okay.
What about the book?
1107
01:40:00,268 --> 01:40:03,184
Looks like I'll just have to write it
myself.
1108
01:40:04,476 --> 01:40:06,518
God damn it!
1109
01:40:07,643 --> 01:40:10,893
Don't even think about shooting,
or I'll blow Dewey's head off.
1110
01:40:10,976 --> 01:40:14,684
You think I won't do it?
Give me your gun!
1111
01:40:15,101 --> 01:40:16,184
Do it!
1112
01:40:16,351 --> 01:40:17,976
You heard her.
1113
01:40:25,976 --> 01:40:29,018
Just had to be the hero, hu?
1114
01:40:29,309 --> 01:40:32,684
Gimme your gun.
Give it to her.
1115
01:40:33,059 --> 01:40:37,476
What are you, deaf?
Give me your gun!
1116
01:40:45,101 --> 01:40:47,101
Now get up.
1117
01:40:48,601 --> 01:40:52,101
Keep your hands over your head.
Don't do anything stupid.
1118
01:40:53,809 --> 01:40:57,101
Don't fucking tell me what to do.
Oh, God.
1119
01:40:58,476 --> 01:41:01,226
Now get up, bitch.
Okay.
1120
01:41:02,268 --> 01:41:03,643
Get up.
1121
01:41:04,309 --> 01:41:05,476
Now!
1122
01:41:07,934 --> 01:41:10,934
She is not gonna help you.
Come on.
1123
01:41:17,268 --> 01:41:21,226
Let's go.
Get your skinny ass out here.
1124
01:41:21,518 --> 01:41:22,851
Okay.
1125
01:41:24,143 --> 01:41:27,518
I'm gonna enjoy blowing your head off.
1126
01:41:27,976 --> 01:41:33,559
Okay. Can I just
have one final word?
1127
01:41:34,226 --> 01:41:36,226
What? "Please"?
1128
01:41:42,559 --> 01:41:44,684
Clear.
Clear?
1129
01:41:44,851 --> 01:41:46,393
Clear.
1130
01:41:51,393 --> 01:41:55,809
You forgot the first rule of remakes,
Jill. Don't fuck with the original.
1131
01:42:00,018 --> 01:42:02,434
Oh, my God, Dewey.
1132
01:42:02,768 --> 01:42:05,351
What hit me?
Don't ask.
1133
01:42:08,184 --> 01:42:09,976
Are you okay?
1134
01:42:12,226 --> 01:42:14,893
She was standing right behind me.
1135
01:42:16,476 --> 01:42:18,768
They always are.
1136
01:42:30,726 --> 01:42:32,559
Oh, God.
1137
01:42:33,268 --> 01:42:35,393
Nice one.
1138
01:42:36,018 --> 01:42:38,434
Hicks? You're alive?
1139
01:42:39,893 --> 01:42:42,476
Wear the vest, save your chest.
1140
01:42:45,143 --> 01:42:48,809
We got two officers down.
Several injuries.
1141
01:42:49,226 --> 01:42:51,226
And a new suspect.
1142
01:42:52,809 --> 01:42:55,809
We need a doctor, god damn it!
1143
01:42:56,309 --> 01:43:00,309
I don't know about you,
but I feel a whole lot better.
1144
01:43:02,393 --> 01:43:04,809
We're live at Woodsboro Community
Hospital...
1145
01:43:04,893 --> 01:43:08,601
awaiting a first public statement from
Jill Roberts, survivor.
1146
01:43:08,684 --> 01:43:10,809
A survivor of what is now being
called...
1147
01:43:10,893 --> 01:43:13,018
the Woodsboro Massacre Re-boot.
1148
01:43:13,101 --> 01:43:16,768
Jill Roberts is her name, a name the whole
world will now know.
1149
01:43:16,851 --> 01:43:18,768
Who single-handedly put a stop...
1150
01:43:18,851 --> 01:43:21,934
to this 21st century Woodsboro
killing spree.
1151
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Jill Roberts of Woodsboro...
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a girl who's lifted all our spirits
tonight.
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An American hero, right out of the movies.
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