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"Riding the Dragon"
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The dragon!
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- What's the plan, bro?
- There can only be one plan.
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I wanna ride that dragon!
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Oh, sick! Ride that dragon, yo!
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Oh! I am riding this dragon!
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- I too wish to ride the dragon!
- Then come ride the dragon, girl!
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- Now I am riding the dragon.
- Now she's riding the dragon.
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You two! Come up here
and ride this dragon!
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♪ We're gonna ride that
dragon that dragon ♪
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♪ We're gonna ride that
dragon that dragon ♪
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♪ We're gonna ride that
dragon that dragon ♪
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Whoa, whoa, whoa! What
is going on here?
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We're playing this awesome
game called Dragon's Fire.
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It's really cool. We
pretend to ride a dragon.
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You should ride the
dragon with us!
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Oh, I'd love to.
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Except you're playing
it completely wrong!
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This game has a strict set of
rules that must be followed.
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We don't care about rules, bro.
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We just want to get lost in the
magic of a fantasy world, yo.
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But if you follow the rules,
you'll experience a magical,
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fantastical adventure that will
leave you frothing with joy!
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I wish to do the joy froth!
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- Let's get magical, bro!
- All right!
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The first step on your
magical adventure
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- is to fill these out.
- What is this, homework?
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Homework? Boring!
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This is a worksheet to calculate
your character's skills
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- using basic mathematics.
- Man, come on,
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you know our brains
can't do math magics.
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Then just draw a picture
of your character
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- and I'll do the rest.
- That we can do.
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Check it. I'm a hyena!
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I'm a horrible monster
hiding under a cloak.
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I am the warrior princess!
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I'm a tinman, baby!
Clankity clank!
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- And your character, Robin?
- Oh, me? No big deal.
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Just a half elf battle
mage called Nightslasher.
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Savior of the nine
kingdoms of men,
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Nightslasher wields not only
the magical staff of Gamesh,
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but the secret flute of Katang.
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You got a stick and a flute?
Nice.
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Thank you. Now, I've crafted
a magical adventure for us
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that involves some
pretty exciting stuff.
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- Riding dragons?
- No.
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- Necromancers?
- Nope.
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- The fairies?
- Even better,
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we will embark upon a quest
to retrieve... a key.
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- A magical key?
- A regular key!
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- That opens a magic door?
- A regular door!
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That sounds boring.
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I knew you'd be excited!
Let's get started.
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Our party travels upon the southern
road towards Th'lach'mo'or
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through the ancient
forest of Threllegh'vehn!
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- Thrella what?
- Threllegh'vehn!
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Trailing vahagaha?
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The forest! Your party
is in the forest.
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Forest, huh? I wanna
climb some trees!
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- Okay, roll the dice.
- No, bro, I said I want to climb trees.
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In this game, these dice
determine your every action!
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If you want to climb a tree,
you have to roll the dice.
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Ugh. Fine.
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A one! Yeah! I'm number one!
That's good, right?
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Ooh. No. That is
the worst number.
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Hyena falls from the tree,
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hits his head on a branch
and gets a concussion.
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- Oh, come on!
- I wish to search for the fairies!
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Ooh. The warrior princess
attempts to search for fairies
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but hits her head on a branch
and gets a concussion.
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Sadness.
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- Yeah, this is boring.
- It's magical!
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Then why do you keep killing the
magic with all this boring stuff?
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I told you, the game has
a strict set of rules!
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- Forget that.
- I'm gonna find a dragon.
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There he is!
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No! There is not! I told
you to play by the rules!
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You're ruining everything!
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What is the happening?
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- Whoa!
- I look so cool!
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- Oh, my! We have the epicness!
- Wow!
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Wow! We're super fresh!
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Hmm. I'd imagined I'd be a
little taller than this.
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I think we're in that forest
of Chillavagahanahaja.
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Threllegh'vhehn.
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Truluvuluhulahu.
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Threllegh'vhehn!
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- Threfelha.
- Troopadoopadoo.
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Just call it the forest!
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And obviously, we're
now stuck in here
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because you didn't follow
the rules of the game.
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So, when you said the
game was magical,
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- you meant, like, for real?
- Of course.
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It's all about wizards and dragons.
What did you expect?
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This is actually pretty cool.
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We could see a dragon for real.
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We could ride the
dragon for the reals!
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Absolutely not. That's
the kind of imaginative
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excitement that got
us into this mess!
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The only way out is to finish the
original adventure and find the key.
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We'll start where all
great adventures start.
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What kind of great
adventure starts
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- at a greasy motel?
- It's a charming inn!
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Good morrow, m'lords
and gentlefolk.
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Oh, look. A grizzled old
innkeeper like that
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is sure to point us in the
direction of adventure.
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- Ew.
- Hark, innkeep,
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have you any work for a
band of brave adventurers?
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I've got a problem.
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Vicious creatures
in the basement.
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Claws. Red eyes. Fangs
like you've never seen.
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Dragons?
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Rats.
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So? Call an exterminator.
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Now, let us find the
real adventure.
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Hey! Remember, to get home we
have to finish this adventure.
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Fine.
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But we want to see
something magical, bro.
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Oh-ho, you'll see something
magical all right.
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Steady yourselves.
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I've got this. Rats are my bros.
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Ahhh! They're not bros!
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I told you we'd see
something magical.
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Look at the size of those rats!
To arms, friends!
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Prepare to taste the
Tinman's warhammer.
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- I can't attack 'em.
- Of course you can't.
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You have to roll the
dice to attack.
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Really?
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Another one? This
dice is broken.
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Now, the rats get to roll.
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A 10. Not bad.
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Give me that.
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Nice. Azarath Metrion Zinthos!
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Phew.
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- Did Raven not cast her spell?
- Yes. And it worked.
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Didn't you see how the rats
were distracted for a moment?
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I cast a distraction spell?
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You're only level one. So,
well, that's your best spell.
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Now your rules are taking
the magic out of magic!
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Ow! Make them stop!
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Give me that!
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Azarath Metrion Zinthos!
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That was against the
rules of the game!
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- And yet it worked.
- I can't believe this.
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People making up rules,
messing up everything.
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Ooh! Look! There appears to be
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a secret passage from
where the rats came.
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Exciting! You guys feeling it?
The adventure?
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♪ A necromancer we're
under his spell ♪
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♪ Crossing a bridge where
the goblins dwell ♪
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♪ Skeleton dudes that
will make you scream ♪
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♪ Nothing in here's
quite what it seems ♪
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♪ Down in the dungeon ♪
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♪ Gotta find the
key find the key ♪
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♪ Down in the dungeon ♪
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♪ Gotta find the
key find the key ♪
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Ready yourselves.
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Who knows what awaits
us beyond this door.
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Perhaps it is the fairy party!
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Oh, sick! All dancing with
mermaids and jellyfish massages...
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Stop imagining things!
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Mermaids and fairies are not
going to help us find the key!
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Now, stand ready.
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A dragon!
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If this dragon wakes up,
it will eat our heads.
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Now, follow me.
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They key to getting us out
of here is within our sight.
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We're almost clear.
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- What are you doing?
- We wanna ride the dragon!
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Just for one tiny minute.
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- Absolutely not!
- Bro, that is a straight-up dragon
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that we could be
riding right now.
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Yeah. You said this world
was full of magic,
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but we ain't done nothing but
roll dices and fight rats!
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That's the game!
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And we could be doing that
from the comfort of our couch.
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But no, you had to use
your dumb imaginations
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and look where that got us!
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Ooh.
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You blame them for
being trapped here?
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Um, yes. They broke the rules.
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- Young elf, it was you who caused this.
- What?
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You were brought here for
ruining this magical game.
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Oh, in the face.
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Imagination is true magic.
It has no rules.
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It's so simple, I can't
believe you didn't know that.
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I wanna ride that dragon!
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Come ride the dragon
with us, bro!
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Yes, young elf,
come and ride me!
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Well, I guess I could
give it a try.
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I'm riding the dragon!
And it's fun!
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♪ We're gonna ride the dragon ♪
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♪ The dragon ♪
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♪ We're gonna ride the dragon ♪
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♪ The dragon ♪
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♪♪ We're gonna ride the dragon ♪
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♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
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♪ The dragon we're gonna
ride the dragon ♪
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Delightful. Delightful.
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This is true magic and fantasy.
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Congratulations.
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And now, you fry.
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What?
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