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You're looking for the milk and suddenly you're in the cereal aisle
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You're looking for the bread and you're suddenly in the frozen food second
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Hey, what's up guys?
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Good evening
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Who here likes to go grocery shopping?
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Me? Not so much
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I hate it. It's like a battlefield in there
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It's a war zone between shoppers and the employees are just collateral damage
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But seriously have you ever been to a crowded grocery store?
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People bumping into each other shopping carts everywhere and that one guy who won't move his car out of the way
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You know one talking about the guy who's on his phone oblivious to everyone around him
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Sorry, bro, did I just run over your foot?
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My bad. I mean, what's with the layout of these doors?
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Who arranged these aisles?
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It's like a maze in there
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You're looking for the milk and suddenly you're in the cereal aisle
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You're looking for the bread and you're suddenly in the frozen food second
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I don't know what's going on and don't even get me started on the checkout lanes
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It's like a scene from a horror movie
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Long lines broken conveyor belts and that one cashier who's moving at the speed of a sloth
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And when you finally get to the front you realize you forgot your debit card at home
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Now you're holding up a line everyone staring at you the cashier is giving you the death stare
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You might as well just crawl under the conveyor belt and make your way back to your car
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But the real heroes in a grocery store are the employees
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They deal with all kinds of customers from the coupon clippers to the complainers and they have to know where everything is from apple cider vinegar to zucchini
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I mean, pull even uses apple cider vinegar
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But seriously, let's give it off for the employees
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They deserve a round of applause
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And finally, can we all agree that the best part of grocery shopping is the free samples?
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Nothing makes me happier than walking down an aisle and seeing a little old lady with a tray full of bite-sized snacks
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I feel like a king
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But sometimes I've wonder why they even bother with the samples
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Do people really buy cheese that tastes like feet?
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Or did they not realize until after they got home?
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We may never know
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Well, that's all I have for you tonight
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Folks
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Thanks for coming out and listening to the complain about grocery stores
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Until next time keep it real
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