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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,440 You're looking for the milk and suddenly you're in the cereal aisle 2 00:00:04,200 --> 00:00:07,920 You're looking for the bread and you're suddenly in the frozen food second 3 00:00:20,920 --> 00:00:22,920 Hey, what's up guys? 4 00:00:23,400 --> 00:00:25,400 Good evening 5 00:00:25,400 --> 00:00:27,400 Who here likes to go grocery shopping? 6 00:00:27,400 --> 00:00:30,400 Me? Not so much 7 00:00:31,400 --> 00:00:35,000 I hate it. It's like a battlefield in there 8 00:00:35,720 --> 00:00:40,360 It's a war zone between shoppers and the employees are just collateral damage 9 00:00:41,160 --> 00:00:44,800 But seriously have you ever been to a crowded grocery store? 10 00:00:45,720 --> 00:00:51,840 People bumping into each other shopping carts everywhere and that one guy who won't move his car out of the way 11 00:00:51,840 --> 00:00:57,560 You know one talking about the guy who's on his phone oblivious to everyone around him 12 00:00:58,560 --> 00:01:01,640 Sorry, bro, did I just run over your foot? 13 00:01:02,320 --> 00:01:06,840 My bad. I mean, what's with the layout of these doors? 14 00:01:07,760 --> 00:01:09,760 Who arranged these aisles? 15 00:01:10,160 --> 00:01:12,160 It's like a maze in there 16 00:01:12,480 --> 00:01:15,920 You're looking for the milk and suddenly you're in the cereal aisle 17 00:01:16,720 --> 00:01:20,480 You're looking for the bread and you're suddenly in the frozen food second 18 00:01:20,480 --> 00:01:26,440 I don't know what's going on and don't even get me started on the checkout lanes 19 00:01:27,360 --> 00:01:29,360 It's like a scene from a horror movie 20 00:01:30,480 --> 00:01:35,920 Long lines broken conveyor belts and that one cashier who's moving at the speed of a sloth 21 00:01:36,560 --> 00:01:41,520 And when you finally get to the front you realize you forgot your debit card at home 22 00:01:42,320 --> 00:01:47,680 Now you're holding up a line everyone staring at you the cashier is giving you the death stare 23 00:01:47,680 --> 00:01:52,720 You might as well just crawl under the conveyor belt and make your way back to your car 24 00:01:53,600 --> 00:01:56,880 But the real heroes in a grocery store are the employees 25 00:01:57,840 --> 00:02:07,600 They deal with all kinds of customers from the coupon clippers to the complainers and they have to know where everything is from apple cider vinegar to zucchini 26 00:02:08,600 --> 00:02:11,400 I mean, pull even uses apple cider vinegar 27 00:02:12,200 --> 00:02:15,200 But seriously, let's give it off for the employees 28 00:02:15,200 --> 00:02:18,239 They deserve a round of applause 29 00:02:18,239 --> 00:02:24,320 And finally, can we all agree that the best part of grocery shopping is the free samples? 30 00:02:25,280 --> 00:02:31,119 Nothing makes me happier than walking down an aisle and seeing a little old lady with a tray full of bite-sized snacks 31 00:02:32,239 --> 00:02:34,239 I feel like a king 32 00:02:34,640 --> 00:02:38,239 But sometimes I've wonder why they even bother with the samples 33 00:02:39,120 --> 00:02:41,760 Do people really buy cheese that tastes like feet? 34 00:02:41,760 --> 00:02:45,280 Or did they not realize until after they got home? 35 00:02:46,320 --> 00:02:48,320 We may never know 36 00:02:48,560 --> 00:02:50,560 Well, that's all I have for you tonight 37 00:02:50,959 --> 00:02:52,160 Folks 38 00:02:52,160 --> 00:02:55,600 Thanks for coming out and listening to the complain about grocery stores 39 00:02:56,640 --> 00:02:58,640 Until next time keep it real 40 00:03:00,320 --> 00:03:06,880 Don't forget to like this video subscribe to this channel and comment here what kind of topic you want for the next stand-up 41 00:03:06,880 --> 00:03:12,320 Thank you for watching us 4032

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