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I'm Weston Lonergan of Wesworld. 12 00:00:20,208 --> 00:00:22,148 Is that blueprints for the stupid resort? 13 00:00:22,278 --> 00:00:23,477 Ugh! 14 00:00:23,478 --> 00:00:24,818 She's fixing it! 15 00:00:24,948 --> 00:00:26,548 Are you insane? 16 00:00:26,688 --> 00:00:30,418 You think I will stand back and let this happen? 17 00:00:30,558 --> 00:00:33,228 Not tonight, Satan! 18 00:00:33,358 --> 00:00:36,088 Oww... 19 00:00:38,328 --> 00:00:40,568 We're here today to celebrate the life 20 00:00:40,598 --> 00:00:42,868 of a woman we all loved. 21 00:00:42,898 --> 00:00:46,768 A complicated woman, a delightful woman, 22 00:00:46,838 --> 00:00:50,978 a woman who was just beginning to discover who she really was. 23 00:00:51,008 --> 00:00:53,978 Gone too soon, 24 00:00:54,018 --> 00:00:55,508 from shame-related injuries 25 00:00:55,578 --> 00:00:58,978 sustained in a tragic karaoke accident. 26 00:01:00,588 --> 00:01:03,857 Who was Lidia Bennett and what did she accomplish 27 00:01:03,858 --> 00:01:08,888 in her short 42 years on this pale blue dot? 28 00:01:08,928 --> 00:01:10,458 Nothing of note after she let New York, 29 00:01:10,498 --> 00:01:12,258 if we're being honest. 30 00:01:12,268 --> 00:01:13,504 But we're probably not being honest 31 00:01:13,528 --> 00:01:15,297 since we all have issues with that. 32 00:01:15,298 --> 00:01:16,768 Judgey bitch. 33 00:01:16,793 --> 00:01:18,798 Being self-critical isn't always a bad thing, lids. 34 00:01:18,868 --> 00:01:20,068 It can be motivating. 35 00:01:20,108 --> 00:01:21,938 You should try it sometime. 36 00:01:21,978 --> 00:01:23,937 - I'm good. - Are you? 37 00:01:23,938 --> 00:01:28,408 Because this whole Lady Lebowski shtick reeks of denial, 38 00:01:28,448 --> 00:01:31,878 if denial smelled like B.O. Mixed with truffle honey. 39 00:01:31,948 --> 00:01:33,347 Mm-hm! 40 00:01:33,348 --> 00:01:36,288 Uh, in any case, Lidia Bennett is dead, 41 00:01:36,318 --> 00:01:39,488 so... one of you needs to get in. 42 00:01:42,528 --> 00:01:44,368 It's not gonna be me. I'm not getting in there. 43 00:01:44,498 --> 00:01:46,068 No, I'm too buzzed to die. 44 00:01:46,198 --> 00:01:47,868 I just had my roots done. 45 00:01:47,898 --> 00:01:50,667 Uh, think of it as a nap you never have to wake up from. 46 00:01:50,668 --> 00:01:52,567 Think of it as an alternative to Botox. 47 00:01:53,908 --> 00:01:55,468 I just started having good sex again! 48 00:01:55,478 --> 00:01:57,408 Oh my God, when did we stop having good sex? 49 00:01:57,538 --> 00:01:59,378 Hey, Poser. What is that, pleather? 50 00:01:59,508 --> 00:02:00,708 A little old for that shit... 51 00:02:01,578 --> 00:02:02,847 Oh, I'm sorry, do you have a smoking hot biker 52 00:02:02,848 --> 00:02:04,624 with rock-hard abs taking you for the ride of your life? 53 00:02:04,648 --> 00:02:06,124 - I don't think so! - I have claustrophobia! 54 00:02:06,148 --> 00:02:07,294 Why don't you chill, Madison Avenue? 55 00:02:07,318 --> 00:02:08,494 Get in there, you bougie bitch! 56 00:02:08,518 --> 00:02:09,518 I'm not getting in there! 57 00:02:10,588 --> 00:02:11,388 Why don't you, uh, take those pointy stilettos 58 00:02:11,528 --> 00:02:13,157 and shove 'em right up your ass? 59 00:02:13,158 --> 00:02:14,488 - Take a shower! - Slob! 60 00:02:14,628 --> 00:02:16,227 - Slacker! - Die, old lady! 61 00:03:03,538 --> 00:03:06,108 Oxford, you're alive! 62 00:03:06,248 --> 00:03:08,178 Barely! 63 00:03:08,218 --> 00:03:11,178 Um, thanks for having me. 64 00:03:11,248 --> 00:03:13,387 Wait, wait, wait, wait, where are you going? 65 00:03:13,388 --> 00:03:15,118 I thought we had fun. 66 00:03:15,258 --> 00:03:16,658 Yeah, I... 67 00:03:16,718 --> 00:03:18,258 We did. 68 00:03:18,288 --> 00:03:19,418 Um, I did. 69 00:03:19,458 --> 00:03:20,658 Oh, I know. 70 00:03:20,728 --> 00:03:23,058 I was there. 71 00:03:23,098 --> 00:03:24,398 Yes, you were! 72 00:03:24,528 --> 00:03:27,498 Um, but I really should get going. 73 00:03:27,568 --> 00:03:29,028 Right. 74 00:03:29,068 --> 00:03:30,244 If your boss finds out you've been 75 00:03:30,268 --> 00:03:32,538 fraternizing with the enemy... 76 00:03:32,568 --> 00:03:35,408 Well, at least stay for a coffee. 77 00:03:35,538 --> 00:03:37,008 Barista much? 78 00:03:37,138 --> 00:03:39,124 Well, life's too short to drink caffeinated mud water. 79 00:03:39,148 --> 00:03:42,078 How do you take it? 80 00:03:42,148 --> 00:03:43,178 Cream. 81 00:03:43,318 --> 00:03:44,438 - Huh. - Yeah, just a splash. 82 00:03:45,548 --> 00:03:47,124 Yeah, I had you pegged as an oat milk kind of guy. 83 00:03:47,148 --> 00:03:49,088 Almond in a pinch. 84 00:03:49,118 --> 00:03:52,088 But I also thought you were Harry Styles until last night. 85 00:03:53,288 --> 00:03:56,088 Well, you know, I'm black, and, uh, 86 00:03:56,098 --> 00:03:58,658 the accent was terrible, so if you did, that's on you. 87 00:03:58,668 --> 00:04:01,398 - I blame the rum. - Oh, yeah? 88 00:04:01,468 --> 00:04:03,097 Hey, so, um... 89 00:04:03,098 --> 00:04:04,738 That crazy drunk blonde chick, 90 00:04:04,808 --> 00:04:07,068 hashtag "crowdsurfingfail"... 91 00:04:07,138 --> 00:04:08,768 You know her? 92 00:04:08,808 --> 00:04:11,538 Sort of... 93 00:04:11,548 --> 00:04:13,548 Do you think you could, uh... make an introduction? 94 00:04:13,648 --> 00:04:15,708 She's got exactly what I need. 95 00:04:15,778 --> 00:04:18,248 Confidence to wear a bathrobe in public? 96 00:04:18,318 --> 00:04:20,117 Taste. 97 00:04:20,118 --> 00:04:23,517 Look, I couldn't put my finger on why my concept sucked 98 00:04:23,518 --> 00:04:27,058 or how to fix it until that crazy lady in the bathrobe 99 00:04:27,188 --> 00:04:29,188 waved her magic sharpie. 100 00:04:29,328 --> 00:04:31,058 That chick's a bad-ass. 101 00:04:31,128 --> 00:04:32,297 She's something! 102 00:04:32,298 --> 00:04:34,098 So do you think she's available? 103 00:04:34,128 --> 00:04:35,728 Um, I actually... 104 00:04:35,798 --> 00:04:38,338 I think she's on... sabbatical or something. 105 00:04:38,408 --> 00:04:40,467 Codeword for "unemployed"? 106 00:04:40,468 --> 00:04:41,738 Sweet! 107 00:04:41,808 --> 00:04:44,808 Could you, uh, put in a good word, talk me up? 108 00:04:44,848 --> 00:04:47,078 As you know, I'm a lot of fun. 109 00:04:53,818 --> 00:04:55,748 Holy shit. 110 00:04:55,818 --> 00:04:59,388 Better than sex. 111 00:04:59,428 --> 00:05:01,158 Not even close. 112 00:05:02,728 --> 00:05:03,734 And this... 113 00:05:03,758 --> 00:05:06,727 Where the... is my...? 114 00:05:06,728 --> 00:05:08,598 It's 9 am. Who died? 115 00:05:08,738 --> 00:05:10,367 What? 116 00:05:10,368 --> 00:05:12,638 Or am I dead and this is heaven? 117 00:05:12,768 --> 00:05:15,738 You're actually picking clothes up off the floor. 118 00:05:15,878 --> 00:05:17,308 Oh! 119 00:05:17,438 --> 00:05:19,678 I could murder you, if that would help clarify. 120 00:05:19,808 --> 00:05:21,177 It's Lidia's birthday. 121 00:05:21,178 --> 00:05:24,178 I'm surprising her with a day at the spa. 122 00:05:24,248 --> 00:05:25,747 You're taking Lidia to the spa? 123 00:05:25,748 --> 00:05:26,848 Yeah, and Rhian. 124 00:05:26,888 --> 00:05:28,748 Oh! 125 00:05:28,788 --> 00:05:31,857 Okay, I am definitely in an alternate reality, then. 126 00:05:31,858 --> 00:05:35,458 And it is the perfect set-up for my first episode 127 00:05:35,528 --> 00:05:38,328 of my podcast on Lidia's, uh, mid-life crisis. 128 00:05:38,468 --> 00:05:40,798 "Feuding sisters drown each other in a hot tub." 129 00:05:40,868 --> 00:05:43,638 It's true crime meets family drama... 130 00:05:43,698 --> 00:05:46,198 There's something for everyone! 131 00:05:46,338 --> 00:05:48,737 Ah! Yes! Okay. 132 00:05:48,738 --> 00:05:50,807 Now I thought we were going for brunch. 133 00:05:50,808 --> 00:05:53,278 Shit, I forgot. 134 00:05:53,308 --> 00:05:54,578 Uh, dinner? 135 00:05:54,648 --> 00:05:57,217 - Nah, I got a shift. - Can't you just call it in? 136 00:05:57,218 --> 00:05:58,624 Trade shifts with della or something? 137 00:05:58,648 --> 00:06:00,318 I can't just skip work, Nora. 138 00:06:00,448 --> 00:06:02,088 I'm sure that runaway ostrich will be okay 139 00:06:02,188 --> 00:06:03,457 for a few more hours. 140 00:06:03,458 --> 00:06:05,387 Oh, you're criticizing my job? 141 00:06:05,388 --> 00:06:07,428 You want to capitalize off of Lidia's breakdown. 142 00:06:07,488 --> 00:06:10,228 I'm going to tell her, eventually. 143 00:06:10,258 --> 00:06:11,627 I just, I don't... 144 00:06:11,628 --> 00:06:13,627 I don't want to... compromise the integrity of... 145 00:06:13,628 --> 00:06:15,598 Integrity, yeah, that's a good word. 146 00:06:15,638 --> 00:06:17,198 You know what else is a good word? 147 00:06:17,338 --> 00:06:18,368 Eat me! 148 00:06:18,438 --> 00:06:19,868 Mature. 149 00:06:19,938 --> 00:06:22,438 I'm getting a shower. 150 00:06:22,508 --> 00:06:24,638 Are we fighting now? 151 00:06:24,648 --> 00:06:25,878 Is this a fight? 152 00:06:27,248 --> 00:06:30,248 Oh, come on, Terr, I was just kidding about the ostrich thing! 153 00:06:30,318 --> 00:06:32,278 Sort of. 154 00:06:39,858 --> 00:06:40,858 Can I help you? 155 00:06:40,928 --> 00:06:44,258 Oh, hey. 156 00:06:44,298 --> 00:06:45,598 Banging party last night. 157 00:06:45,628 --> 00:06:47,468 No refunds. That cheque is cashed and spent, 158 00:06:47,498 --> 00:06:48,667 and the Moonshine's not liable 159 00:06:48,668 --> 00:06:50,267 for my sister's batshit behaviour. 160 00:06:50,268 --> 00:06:51,698 She's gone off the deep end. 161 00:06:51,768 --> 00:06:54,267 I'll swim in that pool any day. 162 00:06:54,268 --> 00:06:55,668 What does that even mean? 163 00:06:55,808 --> 00:06:58,808 You want to go swimming with my sister? 164 00:06:58,948 --> 00:07:01,408 Just, uh, do me a solid and give this to her for me? 165 00:07:01,448 --> 00:07:02,547 Sure. 166 00:07:02,548 --> 00:07:04,548 I'll do you a solid. 167 00:07:08,988 --> 00:07:11,118 Gracias, amiga. 168 00:07:12,458 --> 00:07:15,497 - Beauty day, huh? - _ 169 00:07:25,308 --> 00:07:27,768 Forty-two, huh? This year's been pretty insane. 170 00:07:27,808 --> 00:07:31,838 Well, craziest of my life by far, 171 00:07:31,878 --> 00:07:34,408 and that's including the year I took up perineum sunning. 172 00:07:34,548 --> 00:07:35,824 - Perineum, isn't that your... - My asshole? 173 00:07:35,848 --> 00:07:37,517 Yeah. I burnt it. 174 00:07:37,518 --> 00:07:39,248 Found out the hard way there's a reason 175 00:07:39,388 --> 00:07:40,817 it's where the sun don't shine. 176 00:07:40,818 --> 00:07:43,274 Have you ever, um, considered sharing 177 00:07:43,275 --> 00:07:46,402 all that lived experience? 178 00:07:46,427 --> 00:07:48,788 Well, the beauty of living in a small town... 179 00:07:48,928 --> 00:07:50,658 no witnesses! 180 00:07:50,698 --> 00:07:52,428 Pass the ketchup. 181 00:07:52,568 --> 00:07:57,538 It's actually been a relief, imploding in total obscurity. 182 00:07:57,568 --> 00:07:59,067 - Why? - Oh, no reason. 183 00:07:59,068 --> 00:08:01,468 I thought I remembered you saying one of your life goals 184 00:08:01,508 --> 00:08:03,336 was to give a Ted talk some day. 185 00:08:03,337 --> 00:08:05,807 That sounds like me! The old me. 186 00:08:05,877 --> 00:08:08,277 Current me is happy to just talk to Ted, 187 00:08:08,347 --> 00:08:10,947 the guy who made this delicious breakfast burrito 188 00:08:11,007 --> 00:08:13,846 with extra bacon... 'cause it's my birthday! 189 00:08:13,847 --> 00:08:17,347 About that, I have something planned. 190 00:08:17,387 --> 00:08:18,487 Oh, that's really sweet, 191 00:08:19,757 --> 00:08:21,033 but I'm not really in the mood to celebrate this year. 192 00:08:21,057 --> 00:08:23,357 My big plan consists of finishing this burrito 193 00:08:23,387 --> 00:08:26,987 and then sleeping till it's not my birthday anymore. 194 00:08:27,057 --> 00:08:29,757 So what I'm hearing is that you want to relax. 195 00:08:29,797 --> 00:08:31,627 Um, something restorative? 196 00:08:31,697 --> 00:08:33,197 Ani? Hi, it's me. 197 00:08:33,337 --> 00:08:36,297 Uh, call me back. 198 00:08:36,367 --> 00:08:38,837 Those beers are going on your tab. 199 00:08:38,877 --> 00:08:40,977 - But it's my birthday! - Big whoop. 200 00:08:41,107 --> 00:08:42,987 Get back to me when you have a business to save, 201 00:08:43,047 --> 00:08:45,307 a hotel to sabotage, and two infants to keep alive 202 00:08:45,377 --> 00:08:47,316 with a miracle fluid that you make with your body. 203 00:08:47,317 --> 00:08:49,747 Hey, you sound stressed, Rhian. 204 00:08:49,787 --> 00:08:51,986 When was the last time you just took some time for yourself? 205 00:08:51,987 --> 00:08:53,117 October 2011. 206 00:08:54,417 --> 00:08:55,903 I took a day course on how to properly gut and clean trout. 207 00:08:55,927 --> 00:08:57,286 - Ugh. - Well, it is high time 208 00:08:57,287 --> 00:08:59,727 for another break, and since it is Lidia's birthday 209 00:08:59,857 --> 00:09:03,997 I am taking you both for a day of rest and relaxation 210 00:09:04,067 --> 00:09:05,267 at Loöfga! 211 00:09:05,297 --> 00:09:07,697 Loöfga? What the hell is that? 212 00:09:07,767 --> 00:09:09,397 Sounds like a dresser from Ikea. 213 00:09:09,437 --> 00:09:11,337 It is a Scandinavian spa in Chester 214 00:09:11,407 --> 00:09:12,937 that I am treating you both to. 215 00:09:12,977 --> 00:09:14,737 Surprise! 216 00:09:14,777 --> 00:09:17,207 It's sister spa day, bitches! 217 00:09:33,297 --> 00:09:36,297 You've gotta think of solo parenting like war. 218 00:09:36,427 --> 00:09:38,396 Except instead of battling a foreign enemy, 219 00:09:38,397 --> 00:09:40,767 you're battling crippling exhaustion, self-doubt, 220 00:09:40,797 --> 00:09:43,367 and fecal matter. 221 00:09:43,407 --> 00:09:45,237 This is the journal 222 00:09:45,377 --> 00:09:46,907 where I record everything that they do, 223 00:09:47,037 --> 00:09:48,177 and I mean everything. 224 00:09:48,307 --> 00:09:49,837 Poop, pee, and everything in between. 225 00:09:49,847 --> 00:09:51,847 What's in between poop and pee? 226 00:09:51,977 --> 00:09:55,377 Oh, here. I made a legend. 227 00:09:55,447 --> 00:09:57,117 How long are you going for? 228 00:09:57,187 --> 00:09:58,187 Not that it matters. 229 00:09:58,328 --> 00:09:59,917 You could stay overnight, for all I care. 230 00:09:59,918 --> 00:10:00,987 You're not, are you? 231 00:10:01,117 --> 00:10:02,917 I will be home by 5. 232 00:10:02,927 --> 00:10:04,763 There is enough breast milk in the freezer for the apocalypse, 233 00:10:04,787 --> 00:10:06,727 and if shit really hits the fan, dad's around. 234 00:10:06,757 --> 00:10:07,773 He has experience with twins. 235 00:10:07,797 --> 00:10:08,927 I'll be fine. 236 00:10:09,067 --> 00:10:10,466 You go on and have fun. 237 00:10:10,467 --> 00:10:11,727 I'll be fine. 238 00:10:11,867 --> 00:10:13,113 Are you sure you can handle this? 239 00:10:13,137 --> 00:10:14,897 Because I don't have to go. 240 00:10:14,937 --> 00:10:16,867 Although the thought of peeing without two babies 241 00:10:16,937 --> 00:10:19,036 strapped to me sounds like a five-star vacation. 242 00:10:19,037 --> 00:10:20,307 I got this. 243 00:10:20,337 --> 00:10:22,777 Journal, zombie breast milk, fecal matter. 244 00:10:22,807 --> 00:10:24,046 Now scram. 245 00:10:24,047 --> 00:10:25,807 I don't want you back before 5, or else. 246 00:10:25,847 --> 00:10:27,416 - Okay? - Thank you. 247 00:10:27,417 --> 00:10:29,077 Okay, go. Go, go, go! 248 00:10:29,117 --> 00:10:30,346 Goodbye! 249 00:10:30,347 --> 00:10:32,217 Say, "bye-bye, mommy!" 250 00:10:32,357 --> 00:10:34,216 Bye, mommy! 251 00:10:34,217 --> 00:10:36,417 Bye-bye, mommy... 252 00:10:44,297 --> 00:10:46,867 They have you raking seaweed, too? 253 00:10:46,997 --> 00:10:50,836 Nope, seaweed management is just a passion of mine. 254 00:10:50,837 --> 00:10:52,737 - Oh. - Yeah. 255 00:10:52,877 --> 00:10:54,237 Uh, what are you doing here? 256 00:10:54,377 --> 00:10:56,837 I'm looking for you. 257 00:10:56,907 --> 00:10:58,907 We just saw each other two hours ago. 258 00:10:59,047 --> 00:11:00,147 Hmm, felt longer. 259 00:11:00,277 --> 00:11:01,916 Says the one not raking seaweed. 260 00:11:03,247 --> 00:11:05,117 Can you escape this afternoon 261 00:11:05,187 --> 00:11:07,687 or will this make or break the Moonshine? 262 00:11:10,457 --> 00:11:13,256 Um... 263 00:11:13,257 --> 00:11:14,857 You know what? 264 00:11:14,897 --> 00:11:15,997 - I'm in. - Yeah? 265 00:11:16,067 --> 00:11:17,427 Yeah. Let's go! 266 00:11:17,497 --> 00:11:18,997 - Right now? - Yeah, let's go. 267 00:11:19,067 --> 00:11:20,196 Right now. 268 00:11:20,197 --> 00:11:21,866 Oh, you are so obsessed with me! 269 00:11:21,867 --> 00:11:23,737 Hey, come on, slow down! 270 00:11:28,277 --> 00:11:31,946 Welcome to Loöfga. Enjoy your stay. 271 00:11:31,947 --> 00:11:33,817 Operation NYC mommy goes bad 272 00:11:33,947 --> 00:11:36,077 slash find a better podcast title commence. 273 00:11:36,217 --> 00:11:39,087 Okay, this is Nora Finley-Cullen outside a touchy-feely 274 00:11:39,217 --> 00:11:42,357 faux-scando spa in the middle of the Canadian wilderness. 275 00:11:42,487 --> 00:11:43,757 The smell? 276 00:11:43,887 --> 00:11:46,526 Uh, chlorine, eucalyptus, and tears! 277 00:11:46,527 --> 00:11:48,757 I hope. 278 00:11:48,897 --> 00:11:50,257 Hello. 279 00:11:55,367 --> 00:11:57,107 Uh, you know I love a good spa day 280 00:11:57,237 --> 00:11:58,967 as much as the next person, 281 00:11:58,977 --> 00:12:00,553 if the next person is someone who loves spa days, 282 00:12:00,577 --> 00:12:02,837 but why the sudden interest in self-care? 283 00:12:02,877 --> 00:12:04,377 Yeah. Like, what is going on, Nora? 284 00:12:04,407 --> 00:12:06,447 This is the most un-you place I've ever seen. 285 00:12:06,577 --> 00:12:09,247 Excuse me. 286 00:12:09,317 --> 00:12:11,816 Okay. Alexis, hi. 287 00:12:11,817 --> 00:12:15,056 We're gonna be talking a lot because I haven't been around 288 00:12:15,057 --> 00:12:17,857 other adults in four months and this is my one afternoon off 289 00:12:17,927 --> 00:12:20,857 so maybe now is a good time for you to take your "namaste" 290 00:12:20,897 --> 00:12:23,027 and shove it up your ass! 291 00:12:23,167 --> 00:12:25,867 Listen, can't a sister do something special 292 00:12:25,937 --> 00:12:28,137 for her sister on her birthday... 293 00:12:28,267 --> 00:12:29,467 With her other sister? 294 00:12:29,607 --> 00:12:31,907 We don't exactly come from a long line 295 00:12:31,977 --> 00:12:33,137 of big birthday celebrations. 296 00:12:33,907 --> 00:12:34,913 Mom used to take us to Bridgewater Mall 297 00:12:34,937 --> 00:12:36,277 and tell us it was Disneyland. 298 00:12:36,307 --> 00:12:39,076 Yeah, and the rat in the food court was Mickey Mouse. 299 00:12:39,077 --> 00:12:40,147 Spas are your thing. 300 00:12:40,277 --> 00:12:42,017 I thought this was the perfect present. 301 00:12:42,147 --> 00:12:44,286 I thought I was being super thoughtful. 302 00:12:44,287 --> 00:12:46,017 Well, I appreciate your thoughtfulness, 303 00:12:46,157 --> 00:12:48,217 but that was the old Lidia! 304 00:12:48,287 --> 00:12:51,387 The new Lidia is no frills, low maintenance! 305 00:12:51,527 --> 00:12:53,787 She's not saving things, fixing things. 306 00:12:53,857 --> 00:12:57,497 She definitely does not need a... pfft! 307 00:12:57,527 --> 00:13:01,437 Natural sugar scrub, aloe eye treatment, or... 308 00:13:01,567 --> 00:13:04,437 Oh, a dead sea mud wrap? I am a sucker for a mud wrap. 309 00:13:04,507 --> 00:13:06,107 Holy shitballs! 310 00:13:06,237 --> 00:13:09,507 $275 to get wet dirt smeared on your skin? 311 00:13:09,647 --> 00:13:11,607 - Mm-hm. - We could have mud wraps. 312 00:13:11,647 --> 00:13:14,377 Moonshine's got mud for days. 313 00:13:14,447 --> 00:13:16,577 Shit, I think I forgot my swimsuit. 314 00:13:16,617 --> 00:13:21,587 Oh, hey... I brought extra. 315 00:13:21,657 --> 00:13:22,887 Matches mine. 316 00:13:23,027 --> 00:13:24,527 Catch! 317 00:13:26,157 --> 00:13:27,927 Thanks? 318 00:13:30,667 --> 00:13:33,227 This is your fault. 319 00:13:33,237 --> 00:13:34,597 That is something. 320 00:13:45,317 --> 00:13:47,607 He didn't seem in his right mind last night. 321 00:13:47,647 --> 00:13:49,277 Now this. 322 00:13:49,347 --> 00:13:51,547 I looked better when I checked into rehab... 323 00:13:51,687 --> 00:13:54,417 for the third time. 324 00:13:54,557 --> 00:13:57,957 Raising children can break the strongest man. 325 00:13:57,987 --> 00:14:01,156 I remember when I got burnt out from looking after you guys, 326 00:14:01,157 --> 00:14:02,357 I needed some spirit healing. 327 00:14:02,427 --> 00:14:04,967 I'd find a quiet, zen spot. 328 00:14:05,027 --> 00:14:06,497 Meditate. 329 00:14:06,637 --> 00:14:08,097 Get blotto on weed. 330 00:14:09,707 --> 00:14:11,537 So who'd watch us? 331 00:14:11,567 --> 00:14:15,407 I'd still look after you, just baked out of my gourd. 332 00:14:15,547 --> 00:14:17,547 - Hmm. - I miss the old weed. 333 00:14:17,607 --> 00:14:20,447 Back in the day, you could smoke a whole joint by yourself 334 00:14:20,577 --> 00:14:22,417 and just sail away. 335 00:14:24,717 --> 00:14:26,317 What were we talking about? 336 00:14:26,387 --> 00:14:28,657 Gettin' baked. 337 00:14:28,687 --> 00:14:30,587 And Oscar! 338 00:14:30,727 --> 00:14:33,026 Right! 339 00:14:33,027 --> 00:14:34,197 Go to sleep... 340 00:14:34,257 --> 00:14:36,596 - Poor bastard. - Go to sleep... 341 00:14:36,597 --> 00:14:38,627 Go to sleep little twins... 342 00:14:38,767 --> 00:14:40,596 Hey there, son. 343 00:14:40,597 --> 00:14:42,867 How you doing? 344 00:14:43,007 --> 00:14:46,007 It might help to talk about how you feel. 345 00:14:46,037 --> 00:14:49,476 Or we could just have a cold one in silence. 346 00:14:49,477 --> 00:14:52,407 It's up to you. 347 00:14:52,447 --> 00:14:55,017 You ever felt like you didn't know who you were anymore? 348 00:14:55,147 --> 00:14:58,347 Then you realize, maybe you never did. 349 00:14:58,417 --> 00:15:01,657 Oscar Wallace is my third name change. 350 00:15:01,717 --> 00:15:03,587 Yeah! 351 00:15:03,627 --> 00:15:06,087 Oh...! 352 00:15:06,097 --> 00:15:08,027 We might be able to help you! 353 00:15:08,097 --> 00:15:10,096 I will do anything! 354 00:15:10,097 --> 00:15:11,566 Just please don't tell Rhian. 355 00:15:11,567 --> 00:15:13,227 She's already got a lot on her plate. 356 00:15:13,267 --> 00:15:14,566 I don't want to burden her. 357 00:15:14,567 --> 00:15:16,537 I've just gotta fix myself... 358 00:15:16,567 --> 00:15:19,736 Whichever myself that is. 359 00:15:19,737 --> 00:15:22,237 When we're done, you'll know who you are, 360 00:15:22,307 --> 00:15:24,347 once and for all. 361 00:15:24,407 --> 00:15:26,076 Okay! 362 00:15:35,687 --> 00:15:38,027 Oh my God, this feels amazing. 363 00:15:38,157 --> 00:15:41,057 - I haven't had a bath since... - November 1999? 364 00:15:41,197 --> 00:15:43,327 Since the twins were born. 365 00:15:43,367 --> 00:15:45,127 Showering isn't really an option, either. 366 00:15:45,197 --> 00:15:47,237 - Ahh! - How do you not stink? 367 00:15:47,367 --> 00:15:49,067 Gimme 30 seconds with a washcloth 368 00:15:49,207 --> 00:15:51,266 and I'm fresh as a Daisy! 369 00:15:51,267 --> 00:15:54,177 If a Daisy smelled slightly of three-day-old breast milk. 370 00:15:54,307 --> 00:15:56,237 You did shower before you got in here, though... 371 00:15:56,277 --> 00:15:57,776 ...yes? 372 00:15:57,777 --> 00:15:59,047 I didn't! 373 00:15:59,117 --> 00:16:03,947 Neither did I! 374 00:16:04,087 --> 00:16:06,687 Oh, I for one am loving this new Lidia. 375 00:16:06,817 --> 00:16:08,587 I hope she's here to stay. 376 00:16:08,627 --> 00:16:11,626 - Thank you, Rhian. - The balance has been restored. 377 00:16:11,627 --> 00:16:14,397 It's like in the matriarchal society of the Bonobo in Congo, 378 00:16:14,457 --> 00:16:17,227 there can never be two alpha females in the same troop 379 00:16:17,297 --> 00:16:19,227 or they will rip each other's eyes out! 380 00:16:19,367 --> 00:16:20,767 Right! 381 00:16:20,837 --> 00:16:21,867 Like... 382 00:16:23,067 --> 00:16:25,306 Uh, is it like when, um... Lidia came back to Foxton 383 00:16:25,307 --> 00:16:27,437 for the first time and inherited half the Moonshine 384 00:16:27,577 --> 00:16:29,576 and then she tried to take over Goddess Fest? 385 00:16:29,577 --> 00:16:31,306 Like... but like that? 386 00:16:31,307 --> 00:16:33,807 Oh, you mean the event where I found out that you were 387 00:16:33,817 --> 00:16:37,477 screwing my husband, which led to a goat eating my ring finger? 388 00:16:37,517 --> 00:16:39,487 Whoa, that was brutal. 389 00:16:39,517 --> 00:16:42,556 Makes my hijacking an 18-Wheeler seem like child's play! 390 00:16:42,557 --> 00:16:45,186 You're the one who should be wearing a police monitor, nor! 391 00:16:45,187 --> 00:16:46,227 On your vag! 392 00:16:47,757 --> 00:16:50,396 It's called a chastity belt, ya slut! 393 00:16:53,197 --> 00:16:55,937 Come here! Yeah! 394 00:16:58,167 --> 00:17:00,667 Behold, the hyphening! 395 00:17:00,807 --> 00:17:01,807 The what-ening? 396 00:17:01,947 --> 00:17:03,853 You may not believe it, but there used to be a lot of 397 00:17:03,877 --> 00:17:05,276 infighting in this family. 398 00:17:05,277 --> 00:17:06,807 Used to? Ha! 399 00:17:06,817 --> 00:17:10,417 What dad means is the Finleys used to fight the Cullens. 400 00:17:10,447 --> 00:17:12,616 It was two families sandwiched together, 401 00:17:12,617 --> 00:17:15,817 and that sandwich tasted a lot like dirt and punching. 402 00:17:15,827 --> 00:17:17,426 When the kids were in middle school, 403 00:17:17,427 --> 00:17:20,287 the fighting got so bad that Bea and I decided 404 00:17:20,357 --> 00:17:22,157 we had to do something to unite us, 405 00:17:22,227 --> 00:17:24,097 so we hyphenated our names 406 00:17:24,227 --> 00:17:28,296 and let the kids come up with rituals to commemorate it. 407 00:17:28,297 --> 00:17:30,497 Rhian came up with the first ritual, 408 00:17:30,537 --> 00:17:32,237 which was also our family motto: 409 00:17:32,277 --> 00:17:34,236 "Nobody messes with a Finley-Cullen" 410 00:17:34,237 --> 00:17:35,507 "except a Finley-Cullen." 411 00:17:35,647 --> 00:17:36,837 Ow! 412 00:17:38,307 --> 00:17:39,576 Basically, we let the kids beat the shit out of each other 413 00:17:39,577 --> 00:17:40,876 with sticks until they passed out. 414 00:17:40,877 --> 00:17:42,147 Okay, time out! 415 00:17:42,277 --> 00:17:43,646 - Time out! - Come on! 416 00:17:43,647 --> 00:17:45,187 Can I use the restroom? 417 00:17:45,217 --> 00:17:47,847 One more shot to the kidney and I might pee myself. 418 00:17:47,887 --> 00:17:50,726 It's not customary... 419 00:17:50,727 --> 00:17:52,187 But I'll allow it. 420 00:17:52,227 --> 00:17:53,787 Thank you! 421 00:17:53,927 --> 00:17:56,597 "It's not customary, but I'll allow it!" 422 00:18:04,267 --> 00:18:05,807 Ahh! For the birthday girl. 423 00:18:05,837 --> 00:18:07,337 Thank you, Rhian. 424 00:18:07,477 --> 00:18:08,837 Um, I don't get one? 425 00:18:08,847 --> 00:18:12,677 You have hands. And all ten fingers! 426 00:18:12,817 --> 00:18:13,877 Speaking of water, 427 00:18:15,217 --> 00:18:16,893 do you remember when Rhian saran-wrapped the toilet seat 428 00:18:16,917 --> 00:18:19,217 so that when you peed it went all over 429 00:18:19,257 --> 00:18:21,247 your new platform skechers for back to school? 430 00:18:21,287 --> 00:18:23,317 Funny, in retrospect. 431 00:18:23,457 --> 00:18:25,687 You seem hyper-focused on the past, Nora, 432 00:18:25,697 --> 00:18:27,557 and frankly, I think I speak for everyone here 433 00:18:27,627 --> 00:18:29,427 when I say your negativity is a bummer. 434 00:18:29,497 --> 00:18:30,597 Yeah, Nor. 435 00:18:30,667 --> 00:18:32,367 Do you need to take a minute alone? 436 00:18:32,437 --> 00:18:35,237 Maybe go sage yourself in the cleansing yurt? 437 00:18:35,267 --> 00:18:36,666 The yurt's gonna need the cleansing 438 00:18:36,667 --> 00:18:38,567 after she's been in it. Am I right? 439 00:18:38,637 --> 00:18:39,737 What! 440 00:18:39,877 --> 00:18:42,277 I don't need sage, I need tobacco. 441 00:18:51,887 --> 00:18:54,787 Fine, fine, it's out. 442 00:18:54,917 --> 00:18:56,917 It's out! Okay? 443 00:18:56,957 --> 00:18:59,557 You're Nora Finley-Cullen, right? 444 00:18:59,697 --> 00:19:02,257 Yes, I am Nora from Milk Crate Confessionals. 445 00:19:02,327 --> 00:19:04,397 Right. Can I get a selfie? 446 00:19:04,527 --> 00:19:06,297 Sure. 447 00:19:06,367 --> 00:19:08,467 Ah, I don't have my phone on me. 448 00:19:08,497 --> 00:19:10,267 Uh, would you mind? 449 00:19:10,407 --> 00:19:12,867 Oh, uh... 450 00:19:12,877 --> 00:19:15,877 Okay. Anything for a fan! 451 00:19:16,007 --> 00:19:17,477 I'm not a fan. 452 00:19:18,577 --> 00:19:20,546 Uh, okay? 453 00:19:20,547 --> 00:19:22,547 Do you want me to text this to you or...? 454 00:19:22,687 --> 00:19:25,787 No. You can text it to Terry. 455 00:19:25,857 --> 00:19:28,756 And tell him Nancy says hi. 456 00:19:33,657 --> 00:19:35,627 Not to be negative, but that... 457 00:19:35,767 --> 00:19:37,297 That was weird, right? 458 00:19:37,327 --> 00:19:38,696 Yup. 459 00:19:38,697 --> 00:19:40,567 That was weird. 460 00:19:44,664 --> 00:19:46,013 So what if Terry did cheat on me? 461 00:19:46,037 --> 00:19:47,367 I was gone for ten months. 462 00:19:47,407 --> 00:19:49,006 He has needs. 463 00:19:49,007 --> 00:19:50,906 You don't care that he might have had sex with someone else? 464 00:19:50,930 --> 00:19:52,646 That's something you could get over? 465 00:19:52,647 --> 00:19:53,847 Meh, it's just sex. 466 00:19:53,977 --> 00:19:55,717 Unless it's not. 467 00:19:55,747 --> 00:19:57,477 What if he's in love with her? 468 00:19:57,547 --> 00:20:00,317 Her name is Nancy. I'm not worried. 469 00:20:00,457 --> 00:20:02,533 And we don't even know that he actually cheated yet, so... 470 00:20:02,557 --> 00:20:03,987 God... 471 00:20:04,057 --> 00:20:06,487 It just occurred to me that we've all been cheated on. 472 00:20:06,497 --> 00:20:09,926 Daniel did it to me with Marcy, Terry did it to Rhian with Nora, 473 00:20:09,927 --> 00:20:12,367 and now Terry's maybe doing it to Nora with Nancy. 474 00:20:12,437 --> 00:20:14,736 I mean, what is it about us that makes men... 475 00:20:14,737 --> 00:20:16,897 more specifically Terry... think they can cheat on us? 476 00:20:17,037 --> 00:20:19,036 Our relationships were beyond saving. 477 00:20:19,037 --> 00:20:21,367 Nora and Terry seemed like they had a good thing going. 478 00:20:21,407 --> 00:20:23,337 I mean, don't you? How's your sex life? 479 00:20:23,347 --> 00:20:25,046 I... 480 00:20:25,047 --> 00:20:26,607 Not as good as that guy's... 481 00:20:26,617 --> 00:20:27,917 Oh, man. 482 00:20:28,047 --> 00:20:31,317 Someone got the handsy masseuse. 483 00:20:31,447 --> 00:20:32,647 Go for it. 484 00:20:32,687 --> 00:20:34,017 I won't tell. 485 00:20:34,087 --> 00:20:37,757 Ohh, yes! 486 00:20:37,787 --> 00:20:39,287 Mama could get used to this! 487 00:20:39,357 --> 00:20:40,687 Ahh! 488 00:20:40,827 --> 00:20:42,096 It's good to see you relaxing. 489 00:20:42,097 --> 00:20:43,557 Ahh. 490 00:20:43,697 --> 00:20:45,796 Well, now that mom's run off and joined the circus 491 00:20:45,797 --> 00:20:48,966 and you've given up, a real weight's been lifted. 492 00:20:48,967 --> 00:20:52,036 It's not that I've... given up, per se. 493 00:20:52,037 --> 00:20:53,837 I'm pivoting. 494 00:20:53,877 --> 00:20:55,707 You and I have traded places. 495 00:20:55,847 --> 00:20:58,876 Rhian has a man, Lidia has no man. 496 00:20:58,877 --> 00:21:01,517 Rhian has two beautiful babies who depend on her, 497 00:21:01,647 --> 00:21:04,123 Lidia has two teenage heathens who want nothing to do with her. 498 00:21:04,147 --> 00:21:07,587 Rhian is running an empire, and Lidia is an unemployed felon 499 00:21:07,657 --> 00:21:09,057 squatting in a broken-down trailer! 500 00:21:09,127 --> 00:21:11,786 Just because I've chosen to simplify my life 501 00:21:11,787 --> 00:21:13,456 and become less goal-oriented, 502 00:21:13,457 --> 00:21:14,973 it doesn't mean I'm not gonna crush it. 503 00:21:14,997 --> 00:21:17,526 In a non-competitive sense. 504 00:21:17,527 --> 00:21:20,467 Criticism that you're feeling, you know, 505 00:21:20,597 --> 00:21:22,467 coming directly from your own sister, 506 00:21:22,537 --> 00:21:24,537 - how does that make you feel? - Criticism? 507 00:21:24,667 --> 00:21:26,813 I just said I was in complete support of her new lifestyle. 508 00:21:26,837 --> 00:21:28,157 And what's with the psychobabble? 509 00:21:29,007 --> 00:21:30,123 Since when do you care how anyone else is feeling? 510 00:21:30,147 --> 00:21:32,047 Let's not deflect. This is not about me, okay? 511 00:21:32,177 --> 00:21:35,047 This is about your strained relationship with Rhian 512 00:21:35,077 --> 00:21:36,977 and what we can do today to heal, 513 00:21:37,117 --> 00:21:39,787 so let's just have the difficult conversations. 514 00:21:39,817 --> 00:21:41,186 Let's get messy, ladies! 515 00:21:41,187 --> 00:21:43,557 Um, I'm good! 516 00:21:43,587 --> 00:21:44,587 Lids? 517 00:21:44,657 --> 00:21:48,527 Yeah. Aces. 518 00:21:48,557 --> 00:21:50,827 Ohh! 519 00:21:50,967 --> 00:21:52,766 Oh, yeah... Ooh... 520 00:21:52,767 --> 00:21:55,066 Yeah... okay, you win. 521 00:21:55,067 --> 00:21:58,107 This definitely beats raking seaweed. 522 00:21:58,167 --> 00:21:59,907 Yeah, well, you seemed tense this morning. 523 00:22:00,037 --> 00:22:01,637 And I'm stressing over the build 524 00:22:01,707 --> 00:22:05,447 so I thought we could both use a massage. 525 00:22:05,507 --> 00:22:06,907 Ooh! 526 00:22:07,047 --> 00:22:09,947 Wes, were we actually supposed to take off our underwear? 527 00:22:10,087 --> 00:22:13,147 Well, I don't wear any, so for me it was a no-brainer. 528 00:22:13,157 --> 00:22:16,787 Oh, yeah, right there! I got a knot or something... 529 00:22:16,857 --> 00:22:18,187 I'm sorry if I'm being weird. 530 00:22:18,227 --> 00:22:20,927 This is just my first massage. 531 00:22:21,057 --> 00:22:22,457 - Really? - Yeah. 532 00:22:22,597 --> 00:22:24,126 Just relax. Try to enjoy it. 533 00:22:24,127 --> 00:22:26,767 You don't have to do anything. Okay? 534 00:22:26,897 --> 00:22:28,096 Oh, not you. 535 00:22:28,097 --> 00:22:31,236 Sorry, no, um, you can actually go harder. 536 00:22:31,237 --> 00:22:32,937 Oof! 537 00:22:32,977 --> 00:22:34,706 Jesus! 538 00:22:34,707 --> 00:22:37,477 I can't get over the kismet bomb of last night, you know? 539 00:22:37,607 --> 00:22:39,876 I mean, a world-class architect from New York 540 00:22:39,877 --> 00:22:42,217 just happens to live next door. 541 00:22:42,247 --> 00:22:46,617 Feels like a sign, like it's meant to be, right? 542 00:22:46,757 --> 00:22:48,187 Uh, yeah. 543 00:22:48,217 --> 00:22:51,017 Well, not everyone around here is as psyched about this 544 00:22:51,087 --> 00:22:52,627 new resort being built as you are. 545 00:22:52,757 --> 00:22:54,427 Oh, they will be once they understand 546 00:22:54,497 --> 00:22:55,897 what I'm trying to do. 547 00:22:55,927 --> 00:22:58,227 I mean, more local business means more local income. 548 00:22:58,267 --> 00:23:00,867 Wesworld puts Foxton on the map, 549 00:23:00,937 --> 00:23:03,836 and then, boom, it's a destination overnight. 550 00:23:03,837 --> 00:23:05,767 The property value? It's gonna skyrocket. 551 00:23:05,807 --> 00:23:07,113 The community's gonna profit big time. 552 00:23:07,137 --> 00:23:08,707 It'll be fine. 553 00:23:08,737 --> 00:23:11,707 That all sounds great in theory, but I dunno... 554 00:23:11,747 --> 00:23:14,417 I guess I'm just being protective of the Moonshine. 555 00:23:14,547 --> 00:23:16,828 You're acting like it's your family business or something. 556 00:23:16,887 --> 00:23:19,986 I-I know. 557 00:23:19,987 --> 00:23:22,586 You know, my dad's giving me one shot to do this my way, 558 00:23:22,587 --> 00:23:24,986 so I've gotta get it right. 559 00:23:24,987 --> 00:23:27,727 You know how it is with fathers and sons, 560 00:23:27,757 --> 00:23:29,257 they expect too much from you 561 00:23:29,267 --> 00:23:32,666 and then laugh at you when you fail. 562 00:23:32,667 --> 00:23:35,097 My dad's actually pretty supportive. 563 00:23:35,137 --> 00:23:36,767 Almost radically hands-off. 564 00:23:36,837 --> 00:23:38,067 Really? 565 00:23:38,137 --> 00:23:39,937 Must be nice. 566 00:23:40,077 --> 00:23:42,877 I dunno, I always feel like I'm caught between what I want 567 00:23:42,947 --> 00:23:46,877 and disappointing my family, you know? 568 00:23:46,947 --> 00:23:50,946 Yeah, I think I do. 569 00:23:50,947 --> 00:23:51,947 Oh-ho-ho! 570 00:24:05,897 --> 00:24:07,296 What is this? 571 00:24:07,297 --> 00:24:08,897 Looks like a freebie from medieval times. 572 00:24:08,967 --> 00:24:11,036 It was, but it also doubles 573 00:24:11,037 --> 00:24:12,907 as the Finley-Cullen chalice of understanding. 574 00:24:12,977 --> 00:24:14,306 My idea. 575 00:24:14,307 --> 00:24:16,707 We literally had the kids drink the Kool-Aid. 576 00:24:16,847 --> 00:24:19,247 Instead of a ritualistic mass suicide, 577 00:24:19,317 --> 00:24:22,247 it was to commit to being a Finley-Cullen. 578 00:24:22,317 --> 00:24:24,316 I used to put real Moonshine in it back in the day, 579 00:24:24,317 --> 00:24:27,847 but it's the blue Kool-Aid that's the magic part. 580 00:24:27,887 --> 00:24:29,257 Drink up, brother! 581 00:24:29,327 --> 00:24:31,926 Alright... 582 00:24:31,927 --> 00:24:34,597 Ugh. 583 00:24:39,937 --> 00:24:41,797 Oh. 584 00:24:43,337 --> 00:24:45,137 How do you feel? 585 00:24:45,167 --> 00:24:46,607 A little sore from the beating. 586 00:24:46,737 --> 00:24:49,137 - Ritual. - Right, ritual. 587 00:24:49,207 --> 00:24:52,147 And, uh, like I have to pee again, but other than that, 588 00:24:52,277 --> 00:24:54,746 pretty much the same as I did this morning. 589 00:24:54,747 --> 00:24:58,747 Uh, but I really want to thank you guys for trying to help me. 590 00:24:58,887 --> 00:25:00,217 It really does mean a lot. 591 00:25:00,287 --> 00:25:03,686 We are not done yet! 592 00:25:03,687 --> 00:25:06,527 Time to get reborn. 593 00:25:12,697 --> 00:25:14,266 That, uh, looks refreshing. 594 00:25:14,267 --> 00:25:15,866 Icy. 595 00:25:18,207 --> 00:25:19,706 I have to tell you something. 596 00:25:19,707 --> 00:25:21,107 Um... 597 00:25:21,237 --> 00:25:22,937 Maybe I should have told you earlier. 598 00:25:22,947 --> 00:25:24,847 What, you don't like Dave Matthews Band? 599 00:25:24,907 --> 00:25:26,307 Not as much as you do. 600 00:25:26,377 --> 00:25:28,046 But I don't think anyone does. 601 00:25:28,047 --> 00:25:32,286 Um, it's about... 602 00:25:32,287 --> 00:25:34,147 how much I love a good sauna! 603 00:25:34,217 --> 00:25:37,386 Shall we? 604 00:25:37,387 --> 00:25:39,057 What is going on with you today? 605 00:25:39,127 --> 00:25:40,657 And don't say it's the Terry thing. 606 00:25:40,797 --> 00:25:43,126 It's almost like you want Rhian and I to fight. 607 00:25:43,127 --> 00:25:44,997 That's ridiculous. Why would I want that? 608 00:25:45,067 --> 00:25:46,127 It's your birthday. 609 00:25:46,267 --> 00:25:48,237 Oh, yes, it is my birthday, 610 00:25:48,297 --> 00:25:49,797 and the first moment of self-care 611 00:25:49,937 --> 00:25:51,137 I've had in over a year, 612 00:25:51,167 --> 00:25:53,367 so I'd love to try to enjoy what's left of it. 613 00:25:53,407 --> 00:25:55,736 Some bitch just tried to take the last cucumber water 614 00:25:55,737 --> 00:25:57,276 so I wrestled her to the ground for it. 615 00:25:57,277 --> 00:25:59,077 Frickin' love the spa! Never felt so zen! 616 00:25:59,207 --> 00:26:00,746 You know what? 617 00:26:00,747 --> 00:26:02,677 I'm gonna take a little time out in the sauna. 618 00:26:02,747 --> 00:26:06,816 Alone. 619 00:26:06,817 --> 00:26:09,117 Ugh. 620 00:26:10,757 --> 00:26:12,827 Huh... Hi, Sammy. 621 00:26:12,957 --> 00:26:14,156 Hey! 622 00:26:14,157 --> 00:26:15,827 What are you doing here? 623 00:26:15,957 --> 00:26:18,296 Uh, sweating? 624 00:26:18,297 --> 00:26:20,697 You sprung for a spa day? 625 00:26:20,767 --> 00:26:22,297 That's not like you. 626 00:26:22,337 --> 00:26:24,907 Well, yeah, I mean, I just like wanted to treat myself 627 00:26:24,967 --> 00:26:26,767 and, like, take some time to unwind. 628 00:26:26,777 --> 00:26:31,237 Oh... I guess Oxford really did make you posh. 629 00:26:33,177 --> 00:26:36,717 - What are you doing here? - I'm stalking you. 630 00:26:36,787 --> 00:26:39,847 No, I'm just kidding. But I am glad to run into you. 631 00:26:39,987 --> 00:26:41,957 Wait, so you guys do know each other? 632 00:26:42,017 --> 00:26:44,957 Yeah, we do. How... do you know Sammy? 633 00:26:47,357 --> 00:26:49,796 Oh my God. 634 00:26:49,797 --> 00:26:53,927 Our family's mortal enemy is Mr. relaxing afternoon? 635 00:27:03,807 --> 00:27:06,377 Yes, okay... yes. Alright, i-i... 636 00:27:06,417 --> 00:27:08,817 Wes and I hooked up like a handful of times, 637 00:27:08,847 --> 00:27:12,146 but I didn't know that he was like "Wes" of Wesworld. 638 00:27:12,147 --> 00:27:15,757 And he didn't know that I'm not just a Moonshine employee, 639 00:27:15,817 --> 00:27:18,187 I'm a Finley-Cullen. 640 00:27:18,257 --> 00:27:22,896 Um, and I know Lidia very well because she is my sister. 641 00:27:25,397 --> 00:27:27,967 Technically his Aunt. Long story. 642 00:27:28,097 --> 00:27:32,167 Um, look, I was about to tell you but I-I just... 643 00:27:32,307 --> 00:27:34,907 lied about who you were? 644 00:27:35,037 --> 00:27:36,176 Twice. 645 00:27:37,907 --> 00:27:39,977 Okay, uh, 646 00:27:40,017 --> 00:27:42,117 since we're in confession mode, 647 00:27:42,247 --> 00:27:44,177 this is probably a good time for me to apologize 648 00:27:44,317 --> 00:27:46,186 about last night. 649 00:27:46,187 --> 00:27:49,917 I was, uh, really high, 650 00:27:50,057 --> 00:27:53,127 and I'm pretty sure I said some terrible things. 651 00:27:53,197 --> 00:27:55,327 True but terrible. 652 00:27:55,457 --> 00:27:57,897 I still think your design sucks sober, but... 653 00:27:57,967 --> 00:28:00,467 Sorry it sucks? 654 00:28:00,597 --> 00:28:02,897 I actually agree with you. 655 00:28:02,907 --> 00:28:04,436 You do? 656 00:28:04,437 --> 00:28:08,777 Yeah, and I think you're the perfect person to un-suckify it. 657 00:28:08,907 --> 00:28:11,477 Look, I did some light Internet creeping and I dug up 658 00:28:11,607 --> 00:28:14,947 your old thesis paper on, um, biophilic design theory. 659 00:28:15,077 --> 00:28:17,147 What? That's online now? 660 00:28:17,217 --> 00:28:19,347 Wow, it's just been so long I can't even remember 661 00:28:19,487 --> 00:28:21,147 - what I wrote. - I loved it. 662 00:28:21,157 --> 00:28:22,886 You know, especially the part about, um, 663 00:28:22,887 --> 00:28:24,887 bio-mimicry as the... 664 00:28:24,927 --> 00:28:26,887 Future of sustainable design? Or something. 665 00:28:26,927 --> 00:28:28,957 I don't know. I can't remember! 666 00:28:29,097 --> 00:28:31,297 Look, it's exactly in line with what I'm thinking, 667 00:28:31,427 --> 00:28:34,296 which is why I made you that offer, to help me, you know, 668 00:28:34,297 --> 00:28:35,566 redesign my resort from scratch. 669 00:28:35,567 --> 00:28:37,336 What? When? 670 00:28:37,337 --> 00:28:38,466 This morning. 671 00:28:38,467 --> 00:28:40,207 - Didn't you get my note? - No. 672 00:28:40,337 --> 00:28:43,737 I left it with, um, Rhian? 673 00:28:43,877 --> 00:28:46,546 - Oh, God. - Intense, clipboard. 674 00:28:46,547 --> 00:28:48,347 She said she'd make sure you got it. 675 00:28:48,417 --> 00:28:52,247 Mm-hm, mm-hm. 676 00:28:52,387 --> 00:28:57,487 I'm so flattered, I just need a sec, uh, to circle back. 677 00:28:57,627 --> 00:29:01,027 I'm just gonna go grab some more, um, cucumber water. 678 00:29:01,097 --> 00:29:02,526 You got two glasses right there. 679 00:29:02,527 --> 00:29:03,927 Oh, that's... oh, ah! 680 00:29:10,607 --> 00:29:12,467 Hey, sis. Feeling refreshed? 681 00:29:12,507 --> 00:29:14,436 Did Wes give you a note for me? 682 00:29:14,437 --> 00:29:17,476 I can't remember. My mom brains... pssh! 683 00:29:17,477 --> 00:29:19,946 Can't even think of the word because my mom brain. 684 00:29:19,947 --> 00:29:21,407 Bullshit. 685 00:29:21,477 --> 00:29:25,216 - You didn't tell me on purpose. - Because he's our nemesis. 686 00:29:25,217 --> 00:29:26,486 What does it matter, anyway? 687 00:29:26,487 --> 00:29:28,617 I mean, you wouldn't have taken the job. 688 00:29:28,657 --> 00:29:31,217 Wait... would you have? 689 00:29:31,227 --> 00:29:33,087 No, of course not! 690 00:29:33,127 --> 00:29:36,427 But still, this is a high-profile job, okay? 691 00:29:36,497 --> 00:29:39,197 Maybe the most important offer I've gotten in two decades. 692 00:29:39,227 --> 00:29:40,662 This is the kind of job that could get me 693 00:29:40,686 --> 00:29:42,236 my own magazine cover! 694 00:29:42,237 --> 00:29:44,237 Oh, Lidia, Lidia, Lidia... 695 00:29:44,307 --> 00:29:46,407 Perfect magazine cover Lidia! 696 00:29:46,537 --> 00:29:49,136 You're never gonna be on the cover of a magazine again 697 00:29:49,137 --> 00:29:51,176 unless it's the Foxton Gazette for public indecency. 698 00:29:51,177 --> 00:29:53,047 Your perfect life is poof, 699 00:29:53,077 --> 00:29:55,147 so just let it go! 700 00:29:55,217 --> 00:29:59,247 And for the love of God, stop fighting it! 701 00:29:59,317 --> 00:30:00,647 Ha! 702 00:30:00,657 --> 00:30:04,517 Oh, you would love that, wouldn't you? 703 00:30:04,527 --> 00:30:07,357 If I just slunk off into the darkness. 704 00:30:07,397 --> 00:30:09,127 That way you're the only one in the sun. 705 00:30:09,157 --> 00:30:10,643 This was never about being happy for me, 706 00:30:10,667 --> 00:30:12,127 this was always about you. 707 00:30:12,197 --> 00:30:13,397 Would that be so terrible? 708 00:30:13,437 --> 00:30:15,897 For once, to let it be about me? 709 00:30:16,037 --> 00:30:17,666 To let me have something that you don't? 710 00:30:17,667 --> 00:30:19,307 For you to live in my shadow? 711 00:30:19,377 --> 00:30:20,683 Oh, please, like I've never done that. 712 00:30:20,707 --> 00:30:22,277 You don't even want what I have. 713 00:30:22,337 --> 00:30:24,383 You just can't handle that I have something you don't! 714 00:30:24,407 --> 00:30:27,207 Piss off! 715 00:31:20,567 --> 00:31:22,937 A giant vagina? 716 00:31:23,007 --> 00:31:24,337 It's a vulva, son. 717 00:31:24,467 --> 00:31:26,067 A common mistake. 718 00:31:26,137 --> 00:31:29,707 Now, the vulva is all part of the external female genitalia. 719 00:31:29,747 --> 00:31:32,147 The inner and outer labia and the clitoris. 720 00:31:32,277 --> 00:31:34,577 Whereas the vagina is all part of the internal 721 00:31:34,717 --> 00:31:36,417 female reproductive organs. 722 00:31:36,487 --> 00:31:39,346 It's so... pink. 723 00:31:39,347 --> 00:31:41,287 It's an anatomically correct vulva. 724 00:31:41,357 --> 00:31:44,756 Made out of a kiddie pool, some old raincoats, 725 00:31:44,757 --> 00:31:47,627 and a slip 'n slide, held together with hot glue... 726 00:31:47,697 --> 00:31:49,496 A lot of packing tape... 727 00:31:49,497 --> 00:31:51,597 And the spirit of transformation. 728 00:31:51,667 --> 00:31:54,027 Plus it doubled as a sex talk. 729 00:31:54,037 --> 00:31:55,427 - Oh, yeah! - Cool. 730 00:31:55,467 --> 00:31:58,507 But, um... 731 00:31:58,637 --> 00:32:00,407 What am I supposed to do with it? 732 00:32:00,437 --> 00:32:02,177 Am I supposed to fu... 733 00:32:02,307 --> 00:32:05,607 - No, no, no, no, no! - Get reborn, bro! 734 00:32:05,647 --> 00:32:07,607 You're gonna jump onto that slip 'n slide, 735 00:32:07,647 --> 00:32:10,417 go down the birth canal, and squirt yourself out! 736 00:32:10,447 --> 00:32:12,247 And when you come through the labia, 737 00:32:12,287 --> 00:32:14,717 you scream out your new name to complete your metamorphosis 738 00:32:14,857 --> 00:32:16,417 into a Finley-Cullen! 739 00:32:16,457 --> 00:32:18,057 No take-backsies. 740 00:32:18,127 --> 00:32:19,533 I'll be honest with you guys. 741 00:32:19,557 --> 00:32:21,787 I haven't felt worthy of being inside a vagina... 742 00:32:21,827 --> 00:32:24,097 uh, vulva, lately. 743 00:32:24,227 --> 00:32:26,297 Today? Today I feel inspired. 744 00:32:26,367 --> 00:32:28,497 I... I think I can do this! 745 00:32:28,537 --> 00:32:31,237 - Hell yeah, you can! - Yeah! Alright! 746 00:32:31,307 --> 00:32:32,667 Woo! 747 00:32:32,737 --> 00:32:34,607 Let's do this. Come on, Oscar! 748 00:32:34,737 --> 00:32:36,607 Rawr! 749 00:33:14,577 --> 00:33:16,147 Oscar? 750 00:33:16,277 --> 00:33:18,346 How do I get out of here? Come on! 751 00:33:18,347 --> 00:33:19,787 I think it's sealed shut. 752 00:33:19,857 --> 00:33:21,563 The plastic must have melted together after all those years 753 00:33:21,587 --> 00:33:23,057 of sitting in the shed. 754 00:33:23,127 --> 00:33:26,057 Oh, so sticky! 755 00:33:26,127 --> 00:33:28,127 I can't breathe! 756 00:33:28,197 --> 00:33:29,277 You can do it, buddy. 757 00:33:30,097 --> 00:33:30,827 I think I'm having a panic attack! 758 00:33:30,828 --> 00:33:33,127 Help, help! 759 00:33:33,137 --> 00:33:35,196 Oscar? 760 00:33:35,197 --> 00:33:36,567 Hey, buddy? 761 00:33:36,607 --> 00:33:38,197 - This is not good. - No. 762 00:33:38,207 --> 00:33:39,404 - Oscar? - Buddy! 763 00:33:39,429 --> 00:33:40,606 Get something to cut it open! 764 00:33:40,607 --> 00:33:43,277 Gah! 765 00:33:47,877 --> 00:33:50,677 Oscar? 766 00:33:50,817 --> 00:33:51,877 Oscar! 767 00:33:51,917 --> 00:33:54,147 Get his hand. 768 00:33:58,257 --> 00:33:59,857 Oscar? 769 00:33:59,927 --> 00:34:01,487 - He's unconscious. - Yeah. 770 00:34:01,497 --> 00:34:03,697 - Roll him over. - Okay. 771 00:34:03,727 --> 00:34:04,826 Alright, hit him, hit him! 772 00:34:07,397 --> 00:34:09,167 - Ah! - Oh! 773 00:34:09,237 --> 00:34:10,913 Let's get him in the house and warm him up. 774 00:34:10,937 --> 00:34:12,137 Yeah. 775 00:34:12,267 --> 00:34:13,407 Okay, come on, buddy. 776 00:34:18,247 --> 00:34:20,577 Why'd you make me do that? 777 00:34:24,247 --> 00:34:26,647 What I'm doing is a lifestyle choice. 778 00:34:26,657 --> 00:34:27,847 Oh, is it? 779 00:34:27,917 --> 00:34:29,717 Or is it just the latest season of the 780 00:34:29,857 --> 00:34:31,787 "look at me, I'm Lidia, I'm special" show? 781 00:34:31,857 --> 00:34:33,757 This season, she smokes weed every day 782 00:34:33,897 --> 00:34:35,756 and wears a dirty bathrobe to get attention! 783 00:34:35,757 --> 00:34:38,257 I do not! You know what, fine, I do, 784 00:34:38,327 --> 00:34:41,127 but it's not for attention, it's for my mental health. 785 00:34:41,197 --> 00:34:42,837 - It's medicinal! - You haven't changed. 786 00:34:42,967 --> 00:34:44,737 No matter what I do or how much I achieve, 787 00:34:44,867 --> 00:34:46,613 you will always think that you're better than me, 788 00:34:46,637 --> 00:34:49,437 even with smelly hair and monster toenails. 789 00:34:49,477 --> 00:34:51,477 Come on! That's not true. 790 00:34:51,507 --> 00:34:52,783 Have you looked at your toes lately? 791 00:34:52,807 --> 00:34:55,716 They're gnarly. 792 00:34:55,717 --> 00:34:59,616 Fine, my toenails are a mess, and so am I. 793 00:34:59,617 --> 00:35:02,357 I lied, okay? 794 00:35:02,487 --> 00:35:04,556 I'm lost. 795 00:35:04,557 --> 00:35:06,487 The reason I'm not doing anything right now 796 00:35:06,557 --> 00:35:09,557 is because I don't know what to do next. 797 00:35:09,697 --> 00:35:10,827 Maybe start with a pedicure. 798 00:35:12,167 --> 00:35:14,296 I don't have the energy to reinvent myself one more time! 799 00:35:14,297 --> 00:35:16,967 Just the thought of it makes me want to give up! 800 00:35:17,007 --> 00:35:19,507 I think the winter really took a toll on me. 801 00:35:19,537 --> 00:35:22,437 I'm sorry, the winter took a toll on you?! 802 00:35:22,507 --> 00:35:24,437 I was all alone in that trailer! 803 00:35:24,477 --> 00:35:26,976 There was so much snow. 804 00:35:26,977 --> 00:35:28,447 I didn't have Netflix! 805 00:35:28,477 --> 00:35:30,646 Snow? Are you even Canadian?! 806 00:35:30,647 --> 00:35:31,647 You know what, Rhian? 807 00:35:31,747 --> 00:35:33,516 I envy you. 808 00:35:33,517 --> 00:35:35,517 You may be a borderline narcissist, 809 00:35:35,557 --> 00:35:38,587 but you always know what you want and you go after it. 810 00:35:38,657 --> 00:35:39,927 You never falter. 811 00:35:39,997 --> 00:35:41,673 I mean, I would kill for that kind of certainty. 812 00:35:41,697 --> 00:35:43,357 You think I'm a narcissist? 813 00:35:43,367 --> 00:35:45,396 Yes, but in a good way. 814 00:35:45,397 --> 00:35:47,567 Like Gwyneth Paltrow, but poor. 815 00:35:47,697 --> 00:35:52,467 You really mean that? 816 00:35:52,537 --> 00:35:55,207 Are you recording this? 817 00:35:55,277 --> 00:35:56,607 No? 818 00:35:56,677 --> 00:35:59,347 Um... maybe a little. 819 00:35:59,407 --> 00:36:02,616 Um, okay, this was gonna be another birthday surprise, 820 00:36:02,617 --> 00:36:03,747 but you caught me, so... 821 00:36:03,887 --> 00:36:05,217 Surprise! 822 00:36:05,287 --> 00:36:09,686 You are the lucky subject of my new podcast. 823 00:36:09,687 --> 00:36:11,417 Happy birthday. 824 00:36:11,557 --> 00:36:13,427 Seriously? 825 00:36:13,457 --> 00:36:15,296 Well... what? 826 00:36:15,297 --> 00:36:17,027 No, I-I thought you'd be psyched! 827 00:36:17,067 --> 00:36:19,427 You didn't want to treat me to a day of self-care! 828 00:36:19,467 --> 00:36:21,973 You dragged me here under false pretences so you could record me 829 00:36:21,997 --> 00:36:24,597 at my lowest wearing a hideous speedo! 830 00:36:24,737 --> 00:36:25,737 I love this suit! 831 00:36:26,607 --> 00:36:28,337 Fine, I may be using you for inspiration, 832 00:36:28,377 --> 00:36:29,977 but only because I need juice! 833 00:36:30,107 --> 00:36:31,437 I need drama! 834 00:36:31,477 --> 00:36:33,083 I want my next show to be about something, 835 00:36:33,107 --> 00:36:36,017 and what is juicier than the tale of a woman 836 00:36:36,047 --> 00:36:38,617 who shitcans her life and then has a chance to reinvent? 837 00:36:38,647 --> 00:36:40,747 Cool, so you want to exploit my mental breakdown 838 00:36:40,787 --> 00:36:42,557 for money and fame? 839 00:36:42,617 --> 00:36:45,056 You are gonna be a feminist icon. 840 00:36:45,057 --> 00:36:47,527 Why is Lidia the star? Oh my God, exploit me! 841 00:36:47,597 --> 00:36:49,326 Like, I've got way more going on right now... 842 00:36:49,327 --> 00:36:51,627 and I'm a narcissist! 843 00:36:51,767 --> 00:36:54,766 Oh my God! 844 00:36:54,767 --> 00:36:57,536 If Nora thinks I'm the more interesting subject 845 00:36:57,537 --> 00:37:00,467 for her podcast, why can't you just be happy for me? 846 00:37:00,477 --> 00:37:02,677 We are not in competition with each other! 847 00:37:02,737 --> 00:37:06,007 Which is lucky for you because you will always lose! 848 00:37:08,077 --> 00:37:10,077 Get in there! You're a wimp! 849 00:37:10,087 --> 00:37:13,817 Okay. Well, they're back, folks! 850 00:37:13,857 --> 00:37:15,133 Okay... 851 00:37:15,157 --> 00:37:16,587 Bitch! 852 00:37:16,717 --> 00:37:18,017 I had one more payment! 853 00:37:18,157 --> 00:37:19,727 Are you kidding?! 854 00:37:27,437 --> 00:37:29,036 Well, I hope you enjoyed my birthday, 855 00:37:29,037 --> 00:37:30,943 'cause we're probably banned from the spa for life. 856 00:37:30,967 --> 00:37:32,566 We are banned. 857 00:37:32,567 --> 00:37:35,576 That namaste nazi literally screamed it as we left. 858 00:37:35,577 --> 00:37:37,337 Hmm, worth it. 859 00:37:37,347 --> 00:37:38,976 I feel... 860 00:37:38,977 --> 00:37:40,977 Ahh! Strangely invigorated. 861 00:37:41,117 --> 00:37:42,617 More like myself. 862 00:37:42,647 --> 00:37:44,393 Well, nothing reminds you more of who you are 863 00:37:44,417 --> 00:37:45,516 than smelling your sister's armpit. 864 00:37:45,517 --> 00:37:47,917 Hmm! 865 00:37:47,957 --> 00:37:51,387 Hey, I know you haven't felt on your game lately, 866 00:37:51,457 --> 00:37:57,397 but the annoying Lidia we love to hate will rise again. 867 00:37:57,467 --> 00:37:59,466 She always does. 868 00:37:59,467 --> 00:38:01,597 Thanks, Rhian. 869 00:38:01,737 --> 00:38:03,337 As long as you don't take that job. 870 00:38:03,467 --> 00:38:06,806 Duh! Of course I won't. 871 00:38:06,807 --> 00:38:09,067 You're doing amazing at the whole working mom thing, 872 00:38:09,107 --> 00:38:10,407 by the way. 873 00:38:10,447 --> 00:38:12,607 Duh! Of course I am. 874 00:38:13,977 --> 00:38:16,747 And your skin looks amazing! 875 00:38:16,817 --> 00:38:18,947 Yours, too! 876 00:38:19,087 --> 00:38:21,347 How about my skin? 877 00:38:21,487 --> 00:38:23,617 That's so weird. Did you hear something? 878 00:38:23,627 --> 00:38:26,027 - No. - Yeah, me neither. 879 00:38:26,057 --> 00:38:27,627 Hmm! 880 00:38:45,677 --> 00:38:48,447 Mm... Uh-uh. 881 00:38:57,815 --> 00:39:00,316 _ 882 00:39:11,607 --> 00:39:13,737 And so, nothing out of the ordinary? 883 00:39:13,777 --> 00:39:15,677 It was pretty uneventful. 884 00:39:15,807 --> 00:39:17,676 Good! 885 00:39:17,677 --> 00:39:19,846 I had an awesome day, too. 886 00:39:19,847 --> 00:39:22,177 - You're glowing. - It's probably the sugar scrub. 887 00:39:22,217 --> 00:39:23,946 Or maybe the slap fight. 888 00:39:23,947 --> 00:39:25,947 Who knew an old-school scrapping was all I needed 889 00:39:26,087 --> 00:39:27,617 - to feel rejuvenated? - Hmm? 890 00:39:27,757 --> 00:39:30,157 I mean, I still have to figure out a way to stop this 891 00:39:30,187 --> 00:39:34,087 new build, but I'm way less stressed about it. 892 00:39:34,227 --> 00:39:35,687 Sometimes you just need a day away 893 00:39:35,712 --> 00:39:37,771 to get some perspective, you know? 894 00:39:43,237 --> 00:39:45,706 Would you ever cheat on me? 895 00:39:45,707 --> 00:39:46,906 What? 896 00:39:46,907 --> 00:39:48,807 God, no. 897 00:39:48,877 --> 00:39:50,576 That's what I thought. 898 00:39:50,577 --> 00:39:53,777 Just checking. 899 00:39:53,917 --> 00:39:56,977 Who's got the time or energy to cheat? 900 00:40:07,497 --> 00:40:08,587 Don't worry, 901 00:40:08,657 --> 00:40:10,527 I didn't tell anyone about you and Wes. 902 00:40:10,567 --> 00:40:12,827 Hmm, thanks, but... 903 00:40:12,967 --> 00:40:15,467 I actually came here for advice. 904 00:40:15,497 --> 00:40:16,997 From me? 905 00:40:17,007 --> 00:40:18,067 I'm flattered. 906 00:40:19,337 --> 00:40:20,883 Well, you're technically the only one who knows about us. 907 00:40:20,907 --> 00:40:23,137 So... 908 00:40:23,177 --> 00:40:25,747 I really like this guy. 909 00:40:25,807 --> 00:40:27,477 And I think I want to keep seeing him. 910 00:40:27,617 --> 00:40:29,547 Is that... crazy? 911 00:40:29,577 --> 00:40:31,217 Uh... 912 00:40:31,287 --> 00:40:34,547 Well, I-I don't really know what's crazy anymore, 913 00:40:34,687 --> 00:40:39,027 but I think you deserve to be happy. 914 00:40:39,087 --> 00:40:42,087 I do, too. 915 00:40:42,127 --> 00:40:44,757 Well, that is if he can forgive me for lying to him. 916 00:40:44,827 --> 00:40:46,767 - Twice. - Saint Sammy. 917 00:40:46,897 --> 00:40:49,137 It turns out you're just as screwed up as the rest of us. 918 00:40:49,167 --> 00:40:52,106 That's depressing. 919 00:40:52,107 --> 00:40:55,106 Oh, I'm sure Wes will be back at your door in no time. 920 00:40:55,107 --> 00:40:57,306 That face, that smile! 921 00:40:57,307 --> 00:41:00,307 - How could he resist? - Mmm... 922 00:41:00,317 --> 00:41:03,047 I hope you're right! 923 00:41:03,117 --> 00:41:07,047 'Cause I really don't wanna let this go. 924 00:41:07,187 --> 00:41:09,156 You know, for the record, 925 00:41:09,157 --> 00:41:13,257 I don't think you should, either. 926 00:41:13,327 --> 00:41:15,796 You mean the job offer? 927 00:41:15,797 --> 00:41:17,927 Could be a game-changer. 928 00:41:20,797 --> 00:41:23,136 Oh. 929 00:41:23,137 --> 00:41:25,467 You know, technically, it's still your birthday. 930 00:41:25,607 --> 00:41:27,737 You wanna do something crazy? 931 00:41:27,807 --> 00:41:30,077 Drinks at the shore club? Make a few more mistakes? 932 00:41:30,147 --> 00:41:32,806 No! But thank you. 933 00:41:32,807 --> 00:41:35,076 I think I've had enough excitement for one day. 934 00:41:35,077 --> 00:41:36,947 Okay, I tried. 935 00:41:36,987 --> 00:41:39,529 - I love you. - I love you, too. 936 00:41:39,554 --> 00:41:43,216 - Happy birthday. - Ohh, thank you. 937 00:41:43,217 --> 00:41:44,687 You'll figure it out. 938 00:43:14,777 --> 00:43:19,917 sync and corrections by awaqeded www.MY-SUBS.com. 66599

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