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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:13,377 --> 00:01:14,770 All aboard, girls! 2 00:01:16,163 --> 00:01:17,947 Bye! 3 00:01:55,332 --> 00:01:57,421 Welcome home, honey! Hi, Daddy! 4 00:01:57,421 --> 00:01:58,553 Hi, Mom! 5 00:01:58,553 --> 00:02:00,294 - Mom! - Hi! 6 00:02:00,294 --> 00:02:02,600 Hi! 7 00:02:04,080 --> 00:02:05,908 Wait. Did you get taller? 8 00:02:05,908 --> 00:02:07,692 - Yes, I did. - Wow. 9 00:02:07,692 --> 00:02:09,216 So good. Okay. Oh, here it is. 10 00:02:09,216 --> 00:02:10,739 - Let's get your trunk. Yes. 11 00:02:10,739 --> 00:02:13,481 I double-parked the car and they're already mad at me. 12 00:02:13,481 --> 00:02:15,396 - What car? - Oh, we bought a car. 13 00:02:15,396 --> 00:02:16,962 - We bought got a car? - Yeah! 14 00:02:16,962 --> 00:02:18,660 - What for? - I'll explain later. 15 00:02:18,660 --> 00:02:19,965 It's that big blue one right over there. 16 00:02:19,965 --> 00:02:21,445 - In the middle of the road. 17 00:02:21,445 --> 00:02:22,968 Hey, lady, you kidding me? Sorry! 18 00:02:22,968 --> 00:02:24,144 - Sorry, we're going. One second. - There's my girl! 19 00:02:24,144 --> 00:02:25,841 Grandma! 20 00:02:25,841 --> 00:02:27,756 - Ah! 21 00:02:27,756 --> 00:02:30,367 - Oh, God, I missed you! Me, too! 22 00:02:30,367 --> 00:02:31,934 Lady, you can't stop in the middle of the street. Let's go! 23 00:02:31,934 --> 00:02:33,283 - I'm sorry. Promise, two more seconds. - Come on, lady. 24 00:02:33,283 --> 00:02:34,415 Welcome home gift. 25 00:02:34,415 --> 00:02:36,025 - Oh, you made this? - From scratch. 26 00:02:36,025 --> 00:02:37,287 - Aw! - It's cashmere. 27 00:02:37,287 --> 00:02:38,375 I did everything 28 00:02:38,375 --> 00:02:39,898 - but shave the goat. 29 00:02:39,898 --> 00:02:41,335 - Margaret! Can you just... Let's go, ladies. 30 00:02:41,335 --> 00:02:43,728 I'm so sorry. Yeah, get the bottom there. 31 00:02:43,728 --> 00:02:45,991 - Okay. You got it. - Here we go. Okay. 32 00:02:45,991 --> 00:02:47,689 - Right on, girls. - All right, here we go. 33 00:02:47,689 --> 00:02:49,517 - Oh, God. - Heavy. 34 00:02:49,517 --> 00:02:50,866 Watch out for the... 35 00:02:50,866 --> 00:02:53,260 - Watch out for the bike. - Oh, God. 36 00:02:53,260 --> 00:02:55,000 Here we go. 37 00:02:55,000 --> 00:02:57,220 Whoa, whoa, whoa, hey. I would've done it. 38 00:02:57,220 --> 00:02:58,439 Oh, hi! 39 00:02:58,439 --> 00:03:00,354 I would've done it. Please, please. 40 00:03:00,354 --> 00:03:02,573 - Oh, my God. Amazing. - We got it. 41 00:03:02,573 --> 00:03:05,010 - Dad! - Hello! Oh, my goodness! 42 00:03:05,010 --> 00:03:07,448 - I'm so glad to see you. - Me, too! 43 00:03:07,448 --> 00:03:08,884 Look at that! What happened? 44 00:03:08,884 --> 00:03:10,625 - So, how was camp? - It was amazing. 45 00:03:10,625 --> 00:03:11,713 - So, you were in a play? - Yep! 46 00:03:11,713 --> 00:03:13,715 Oh, my God. That's incredible. 47 00:03:13,715 --> 00:03:15,151 - What are those boxes for? - Don't worry about that. 48 00:03:15,151 --> 00:03:16,239 I want to hear more about camp. 49 00:03:16,239 --> 00:03:17,414 What else did you learn? 50 00:03:17,414 --> 00:03:18,502 - What else did you do? - You're moving. 51 00:03:20,678 --> 00:03:21,940 - What? - Really, Mom? 52 00:03:21,940 --> 00:03:23,594 - Sylvia. You promised. - Oh, wow. 53 00:03:24,160 --> 00:03:25,205 We're moving? 54 00:03:25,205 --> 00:03:26,554 Look, it's... Look, we we're... 55 00:03:26,554 --> 00:03:28,077 She saw the boxes. 56 00:03:28,077 --> 00:03:29,470 - She was putting it together. - I don't think she was. 57 00:03:29,470 --> 00:03:30,862 - We're moving? - Okay. 58 00:03:30,862 --> 00:03:32,386 Just... 59 00:03:32,386 --> 00:03:34,431 Look, we wanted you to settle in 60 00:03:34,431 --> 00:03:36,085 before we sprung the news. 61 00:03:36,085 --> 00:03:38,261 But, um, your dad got his promotion. 62 00:03:38,261 --> 00:03:40,568 Yeah. Isn't that great? And we found 63 00:03:40,568 --> 00:03:41,656 - this great house. Oh, the best house. 64 00:03:41,656 --> 00:03:43,135 - The best house. - Where? 65 00:03:43,135 --> 00:03:45,747 Well, that's the thing. We got really lucky. And... 66 00:03:45,747 --> 00:03:47,792 - New Jersey. Ah... 67 00:03:49,229 --> 00:03:51,579 - New Jersey? - I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 68 00:03:51,579 --> 00:03:53,537 - I said I'd stay out of it. 69 00:03:53,537 --> 00:03:55,191 We're leaving New York? 70 00:03:55,191 --> 00:03:57,237 Barely leaving New York. 71 00:03:57,237 --> 00:03:59,064 It's just on the other side of the river. 72 00:03:59,064 --> 00:04:00,283 But... 73 00:04:01,589 --> 00:04:03,547 But we're happy here. We don't need to move. 74 00:04:03,547 --> 00:04:05,854 No, we don't need to move but we want to move. Right? 75 00:04:05,854 --> 00:04:07,247 I don't. 76 00:04:07,247 --> 00:04:10,250 I'll have to leave all of my friends 77 00:04:10,250 --> 00:04:12,077 and change schools 78 00:04:12,077 --> 00:04:14,254 and I'll never see Grandma anymore. 79 00:04:14,254 --> 00:04:15,907 That is not true. 80 00:04:15,907 --> 00:04:17,605 Look, you're going to keep all your friends here 81 00:04:17,605 --> 00:04:21,043 and you're going to make more friends. And listen to this. 82 00:04:21,043 --> 00:04:22,436 I'm not going to work anymore. 83 00:04:23,524 --> 00:04:25,700 Do you know what that means? 84 00:04:25,700 --> 00:04:28,268 That means that I'm not going to be gone all the time. 85 00:04:28,268 --> 00:04:30,879 Running from class to class. 86 00:04:30,879 --> 00:04:33,925 God. Do you know how bad I felt about that? 87 00:04:35,275 --> 00:04:37,277 But you love teaching art. 88 00:04:38,495 --> 00:04:42,847 Oh, yeah. Yeah, I do, I do, but... 89 00:04:42,847 --> 00:04:45,589 But this is, this is our opportunity. 90 00:04:46,677 --> 00:04:48,244 I'll be home now. 91 00:04:48,244 --> 00:04:51,987 I can be home with you every single day. 92 00:04:51,987 --> 00:04:53,597 I'll get involved at your school, 93 00:04:53,597 --> 00:04:55,643 just like all your friends' moms. 94 00:04:55,643 --> 00:04:58,907 And we'll have family dinners and I'll learn to cook. 95 00:05:00,952 --> 00:05:02,171 I know it's a lot. 96 00:05:03,433 --> 00:05:05,130 Can you just try to believe us? 97 00:05:08,177 --> 00:05:09,265 Yeah. 98 00:05:11,223 --> 00:05:12,224 Mmm. 99 00:05:13,922 --> 00:05:16,054 I love you so much. Come here. 100 00:05:16,054 --> 00:05:20,276 Come here. You, too. And you, Sylvia. 101 00:05:20,276 --> 00:05:22,670 - Sylvia. Come on. Come on, Mom. Come on. 102 00:05:22,670 --> 00:05:25,237 Come on. You know you want to. 103 00:05:25,237 --> 00:05:26,456 Faster. 104 00:05:26,456 --> 00:05:28,937 Okay, okay, I'm coming, I'm coming. 105 00:05:28,937 --> 00:05:31,069 There we go. Oh, my darling. 106 00:05:32,288 --> 00:05:34,203 I'm never going to see you again. 107 00:05:34,203 --> 00:05:35,770 Oh, Jesus. 108 00:05:35,770 --> 00:05:38,903 - Wow. - So dramatic all the time. 109 00:05:38,903 --> 00:05:40,252 What are you taking her over there 110 00:05:40,252 --> 00:05:41,645 with the schmucks and the condos 111 00:05:41,645 --> 00:05:42,994 on the other side of the Hudson? 112 00:05:42,994 --> 00:05:44,082 But we're not going to be in a condo. 113 00:05:44,082 --> 00:05:45,475 And those mafia diners, 114 00:05:45,475 --> 00:05:46,694 where they shoot each other... 115 00:06:08,106 --> 00:06:09,978 God... 116 00:06:22,556 --> 00:06:23,731 God? 117 00:06:28,736 --> 00:06:30,172 Are you there, God? 118 00:06:31,434 --> 00:06:35,786 It's me... Margaret Simon. 119 00:06:38,746 --> 00:06:39,921 Um... 120 00:06:42,532 --> 00:06:44,404 I just wanted... Well... 121 00:06:46,275 --> 00:06:48,712 First, I've, I've heard a lot of great things about you. 122 00:06:52,934 --> 00:06:55,327 I don't want to move. 123 00:06:55,327 --> 00:06:58,026 I've never lived anywhere but the city, and... 124 00:06:59,157 --> 00:07:01,464 I... I don't want to do this. 125 00:07:01,464 --> 00:07:03,640 Please, I'm begging you. 126 00:07:03,640 --> 00:07:06,251 Just please, just stop this move from happening. 127 00:07:10,952 --> 00:07:14,434 Um, if... if you can't do that... 128 00:07:16,740 --> 00:07:20,614 Just please don't let New Jersey be too horrible. 129 00:07:52,602 --> 00:07:55,300 - You're gonna have to hurry up, all right? - Okay, Dad! 130 00:08:17,627 --> 00:08:20,108 Okay, you. You need some light. 131 00:08:22,371 --> 00:08:24,504 Oh, God. 132 00:08:25,330 --> 00:08:27,115 They smell bad? 133 00:08:27,115 --> 00:08:29,030 Oh, they don't smell good, honey. 134 00:08:29,030 --> 00:08:32,642 - You're going to be there very soon. Believe me. 135 00:08:32,642 --> 00:08:33,817 I'll get it. 136 00:08:36,516 --> 00:08:37,821 I already know your name's Margaret 137 00:08:37,821 --> 00:08:39,083 and you're in sixth grade. 138 00:08:39,083 --> 00:08:40,650 The real estate agent sent out, 139 00:08:40,650 --> 00:08:42,478 like, a tiny flyer about you to the whole neighborhood. 140 00:08:42,478 --> 00:08:44,349 It was, like, this big and it had your picture. 141 00:08:45,133 --> 00:08:46,743 Oh, okay. 142 00:08:46,743 --> 00:08:48,963 I'm Nancy. I'm in sixth grade, too. 143 00:08:48,963 --> 00:08:50,138 Do you want to come over to my house 144 00:08:50,138 --> 00:08:51,748 and run under the sprinklers with me? 145 00:08:51,748 --> 00:08:54,185 Oh. I don't know. 146 00:08:54,185 --> 00:08:55,883 You don't know? 147 00:08:55,883 --> 00:08:59,713 Oh, no, no, no. I just mean I'll have to ask. 148 00:08:59,713 --> 00:09:01,497 Um, just a second. 149 00:09:03,064 --> 00:09:04,369 - Mom? - Yeah? 150 00:09:04,369 --> 00:09:05,893 There's a girl from the neighborhood 151 00:09:05,893 --> 00:09:07,721 who asked if I could go under the sprinklers with her. 152 00:09:07,721 --> 00:09:10,114 Oh, that's great. Yeah. 153 00:09:10,114 --> 00:09:11,638 I need my bathing suit. 154 00:09:11,638 --> 00:09:13,030 Good luck finding it in here. 155 00:09:13,030 --> 00:09:15,206 That's all right. She can borrow one of mine. 156 00:09:16,643 --> 00:09:18,688 Oh, hello. 157 00:09:18,688 --> 00:09:21,386 Nancy Wheeler. I live in the bigger house up the street. 158 00:09:21,386 --> 00:09:22,431 Come on, let's go. 159 00:09:28,959 --> 00:09:30,961 Whose class are you in at Delano? 160 00:09:30,961 --> 00:09:32,223 Um... 161 00:09:33,311 --> 00:09:35,313 The letter said "Room 18." 162 00:09:35,313 --> 00:09:37,577 I'm in room 18, too! 163 00:09:37,577 --> 00:09:38,969 We were supposed to have Miss Phipps, 164 00:09:38,969 --> 00:09:41,015 but she ran off with some guy to California, 165 00:09:41,015 --> 00:09:42,364 so we're going to get a new teacher now. 166 00:09:42,364 --> 00:09:44,584 Come on. Room's upstairs. 167 00:09:49,806 --> 00:09:50,764 Voila. 168 00:09:52,374 --> 00:09:53,593 My bathing suit's over here. 169 00:09:55,899 --> 00:09:57,640 Um... 170 00:09:57,640 --> 00:10:00,164 - Here. It's clean. - Thanks. 171 00:10:00,164 --> 00:10:02,602 - Where should I change? - What's wrong with here? 172 00:10:04,560 --> 00:10:07,563 Nothing. I don't mind if you don't mind. 173 00:10:07,563 --> 00:10:09,043 Why would I mind? 174 00:10:23,710 --> 00:10:25,146 You're still flat. 175 00:10:25,842 --> 00:10:26,887 Um... 176 00:10:26,887 --> 00:10:29,324 Well, I'm already growing. See? 177 00:10:30,630 --> 00:10:32,066 I'm going to have a pretty big chest. 178 00:10:35,243 --> 00:10:36,636 You know, coming from New York, 179 00:10:36,636 --> 00:10:38,638 I thought you'd be a lot more grown up. 180 00:10:38,638 --> 00:10:39,769 Have you ever kissed a boy? 181 00:10:41,118 --> 00:10:43,817 You mean, like, really kiss? Like, on the lips? 182 00:10:43,817 --> 00:10:45,645 Yeah. Have you? 183 00:10:46,428 --> 00:10:48,430 Not exactly. 184 00:10:48,430 --> 00:10:51,172 Neither have I, but I practice a lot. 185 00:10:51,172 --> 00:10:52,652 You want to see? 186 00:11:13,977 --> 00:11:15,370 What? 187 00:11:15,370 --> 00:11:16,545 - Sorry. - You have to practice 188 00:11:16,545 --> 00:11:18,286 or else you won't be a good kisser. 189 00:11:19,896 --> 00:11:21,158 Ready to go? 190 00:11:22,072 --> 00:11:23,160 Sure. 191 00:11:24,335 --> 00:11:26,207 Follow the leader. 192 00:11:27,904 --> 00:11:29,079 Yeah, watch me. 193 00:11:42,397 --> 00:11:44,051 - I'm a supermodel. - Okay. 194 00:11:49,273 --> 00:11:51,885 - Evan, you stupid idiot! - I'm sorry. 195 00:11:51,885 --> 00:11:53,408 You're such a great model, by the way. 196 00:11:53,408 --> 00:11:54,496 Who are they? 197 00:11:54,496 --> 00:11:55,671 It's my dumb brother 198 00:11:55,671 --> 00:11:56,716 - and his stupid friend. - Hey. 199 00:11:56,716 --> 00:11:58,630 - Mom! - That was uncalled for. 200 00:11:58,630 --> 00:11:59,675 Who are you? 201 00:12:00,894 --> 00:12:03,331 Margaret. Um, we moved in down the street. 202 00:12:03,331 --> 00:12:04,854 Oh, so you're the new people? 203 00:12:04,854 --> 00:12:06,421 Ask your dad if he wants me to cut the lawn. 204 00:12:06,421 --> 00:12:07,857 Five bucks, and I trim, too. 205 00:12:07,857 --> 00:12:10,207 Evan! Get over here right now! 206 00:12:11,165 --> 00:12:12,470 - I got to go. - Dude... 207 00:12:21,610 --> 00:12:23,090 Got to get us more birdseed. 208 00:12:23,873 --> 00:12:25,701 Yeah. 209 00:12:25,701 --> 00:12:28,748 My name's Moose. Moose Freed. I live down the street, too. 210 00:12:28,748 --> 00:12:29,792 Um... 211 00:12:31,141 --> 00:12:32,316 Yeah, but don't forget to ask your dad 212 00:12:32,316 --> 00:12:33,840 about the lawn thingy. 213 00:12:34,579 --> 00:12:36,233 Yeah. I won't. 214 00:12:37,626 --> 00:12:39,280 Oh, now I got to go see Evan. 215 00:12:43,719 --> 00:12:45,329 Sorry you got stuck with Moose. 216 00:12:45,329 --> 00:12:47,201 Oh, that's okay. 217 00:12:48,071 --> 00:12:50,595 Anyways, listen, Margaret. 218 00:12:50,595 --> 00:12:53,120 I've decided I want you to join my secret club. 219 00:12:53,120 --> 00:12:55,600 There's three of us and I'm letting in one more. 220 00:12:55,600 --> 00:12:56,819 But you can't wear socks 221 00:12:56,819 --> 00:12:58,168 or else the others might not want you. 222 00:12:58,908 --> 00:12:59,909 Oh. 223 00:13:00,910 --> 00:13:02,042 See you later. 224 00:13:05,480 --> 00:13:07,917 Are you there, God? It's me, Margaret, again. 225 00:13:13,705 --> 00:13:15,316 It's the first day of school tomorrow. 226 00:13:15,316 --> 00:13:16,883 I met this girl, Nancy. 227 00:13:16,883 --> 00:13:19,276 I don't really know if she liked me. 228 00:13:19,276 --> 00:13:24,760 I think she just expected me to be different or something. 229 00:13:26,588 --> 00:13:30,287 Anyway, well, it did get me thinking. 230 00:13:30,287 --> 00:13:33,725 Maybe it is time for... 231 00:13:33,725 --> 00:13:37,468 things to be happening around here? 232 00:13:39,166 --> 00:13:40,210 Come in. 233 00:13:41,385 --> 00:13:43,779 Look. 234 00:13:43,779 --> 00:13:45,172 Anyway, just think about what I mentioned. 235 00:13:45,172 --> 00:13:46,347 It was in with the bathroom stuff. 236 00:13:46,347 --> 00:13:47,827 I found this, too, if you need it. 237 00:13:47,827 --> 00:13:48,915 Thanks, God. 238 00:13:48,915 --> 00:13:50,699 - Thanks, Mom. - Mmm-hmm. 239 00:13:53,006 --> 00:13:55,051 Oh, wow, look at you. 240 00:13:55,051 --> 00:13:57,706 Are you ready for your first day? How you feeling? 241 00:13:57,706 --> 00:13:59,534 It's going to be great, right? 242 00:13:59,534 --> 00:14:03,059 And if it's not great, first days don't count anyways. 243 00:14:03,059 --> 00:14:04,365 - Right? Exactly. 244 00:14:04,365 --> 00:14:05,714 All right. See you later. - Bye! 245 00:14:05,714 --> 00:14:08,412 Bye! - Did I not unpack your socks? 246 00:14:08,412 --> 00:14:11,285 Oh, um, uh... 247 00:14:11,285 --> 00:14:12,373 I don't want socks. 248 00:14:12,373 --> 00:14:14,331 Why? You'll get blisters. 249 00:14:14,331 --> 00:14:15,767 I just don't. 250 00:14:16,638 --> 00:14:18,596 Okay. 251 00:14:19,989 --> 00:14:21,382 Oh. Oh, wait. Dad! 252 00:14:23,166 --> 00:14:25,386 - Hey, hey, Dad! - Yeah! 253 00:14:25,386 --> 00:14:26,778 - Hey. Um... - Hey. 254 00:14:28,302 --> 00:14:29,477 I forgot to ask you. 255 00:14:29,477 --> 00:14:31,044 Um, a boy named Moose asked 256 00:14:31,044 --> 00:14:33,263 if he can cut our lawn for five bucks. 257 00:14:33,263 --> 00:14:35,918 Moose? Well, tell him thanks, but no, thanks. 258 00:14:35,918 --> 00:14:37,311 I just got a new power mower 259 00:14:37,311 --> 00:14:39,313 and I'm really excited for the grass to grow. 260 00:14:41,097 --> 00:14:43,012 - All right. Knock 'em dead today, all right, sweetie? - Okay. 261 00:14:43,012 --> 00:14:44,666 - Okay. - Bye. 262 00:14:46,624 --> 00:14:48,626 I just need to warn you one more time about the socks. 263 00:15:13,695 --> 00:15:14,870 Oh, Margaret's here. 264 00:15:20,397 --> 00:15:23,835 Hello. Good, I thought you'd forget. 265 00:15:23,835 --> 00:15:24,967 Guys, this is Margaret, 266 00:15:24,967 --> 00:15:26,403 the one I was telling you about. 267 00:15:26,403 --> 00:15:28,623 - Margaret, this is Janie. - Hi, nice to meet you. 268 00:15:28,623 --> 00:15:30,668 - Yeah, you, too. - And this is Gretchen. 269 00:15:30,668 --> 00:15:33,497 - So, you're the fourth. - Yeah. 270 00:15:33,497 --> 00:15:35,586 Well, you're lucky we saved you a seat. 271 00:15:35,586 --> 00:15:38,111 Or else you'd be sitting next to Norman Fisher. 272 00:15:40,852 --> 00:15:42,506 Ugh. 273 00:15:42,506 --> 00:15:44,944 Oh, my God. Oh, my God, don't look. 274 00:15:46,032 --> 00:15:48,686 Philip Leroy just walked in. 275 00:15:48,686 --> 00:15:51,472 I was praying so hard he'd be in our class. 276 00:15:51,472 --> 00:15:52,734 Who's Philip Leroy? 277 00:15:53,561 --> 00:15:54,823 Take a guess. 278 00:16:03,353 --> 00:16:04,441 Is that our teacher? 279 00:16:05,529 --> 00:16:08,358 Her? No. 280 00:16:08,358 --> 00:16:11,013 That's Laura Danker. Stay away from her, okay? 281 00:16:11,883 --> 00:16:13,189 My brother says that 282 00:16:13,189 --> 00:16:15,409 she goes behind the A with him and Moose 283 00:16:15,409 --> 00:16:17,715 - and lets them feel her up. 284 00:16:24,722 --> 00:16:26,637 Good morning, class. 285 00:16:26,637 --> 00:16:28,117 First, let me introduce myself. 286 00:16:28,117 --> 00:16:30,641 I am Mr. Benedict. 287 00:16:30,641 --> 00:16:32,992 And I'm your new sixth grade teacher. 288 00:16:34,558 --> 00:16:36,082 Please complete the following sentences 289 00:16:36,082 --> 00:16:39,389 so we can get to know each other a little better, yeah? 290 00:16:39,389 --> 00:16:42,958 Now, I'll begin, just to start things off for you guys. 291 00:16:44,046 --> 00:16:45,439 I love that I'm finally 292 00:16:45,439 --> 00:16:47,615 getting to be a teacher for the first time. 293 00:16:49,443 --> 00:16:50,444 I hate... 294 00:16:51,271 --> 00:16:52,620 feeling self-conscious 295 00:16:52,620 --> 00:16:54,013 trying not to feel self-conscious because 296 00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:56,580 then you only feel more self-conscious 297 00:16:56,580 --> 00:16:57,755 and then you're blabbing in front of 298 00:16:57,755 --> 00:16:59,105 a whole bunch of kids. Um... 299 00:16:59,105 --> 00:17:01,890 I'm looking forward to the year with you all. 300 00:17:02,630 --> 00:17:04,371 Okay, uh, your turn. 301 00:17:14,642 --> 00:17:15,773 Pass it on. 302 00:17:28,569 --> 00:17:30,614 Yes. Okay. 303 00:17:37,752 --> 00:17:39,841 Can any of you go in here? 304 00:17:42,931 --> 00:17:44,193 Ugh, no. 305 00:17:45,412 --> 00:17:47,022 Back in the box. 306 00:18:01,167 --> 00:18:04,779 Okay. All right. Enough. 307 00:18:04,779 --> 00:18:06,563 Enough, enough, enough. 308 00:18:20,011 --> 00:18:21,709 - Hello? - Guess who? 309 00:18:21,709 --> 00:18:23,972 Oh. Sylvia, hi. Um... 310 00:18:25,191 --> 00:18:27,715 - Margaret's not home yet. - It's 3:32. 311 00:18:28,194 --> 00:18:29,717 Yeah? 312 00:18:29,717 --> 00:18:32,850 You said she's out at 3:15 and the walk is ten minutes. 313 00:18:32,850 --> 00:18:34,635 Yes, I did say that. But, well... 314 00:18:34,635 --> 00:18:35,940 I'm sure she'll be 315 00:18:35,940 --> 00:18:37,246 walking through that door any minute now. 316 00:18:37,986 --> 00:18:39,292 Well... 317 00:18:39,292 --> 00:18:42,033 Okay. I guess I'll just wait. 318 00:18:42,991 --> 00:18:44,035 Okay. 319 00:18:47,169 --> 00:18:48,910 So, how are you? 320 00:18:48,910 --> 00:18:52,392 I am fine. I'm good. Yes. 321 00:18:52,392 --> 00:18:54,611 - And how are you? - Oh, fine. 322 00:18:54,611 --> 00:18:57,048 I read that when you don't have any loved ones around 323 00:18:57,048 --> 00:18:59,529 your life expectancy drops drastically, 324 00:18:59,529 --> 00:19:01,096 but, you know, I've had a good run. 325 00:19:02,793 --> 00:19:06,057 You have. You really have. Um... 326 00:19:06,057 --> 00:19:08,190 Margaret is here. Just a second. 327 00:19:09,452 --> 00:19:11,411 - It's Grandma. - Oh. Where's the Band-Aids? 328 00:19:12,194 --> 00:19:13,761 Mmm. 329 00:19:13,761 --> 00:19:15,502 - Grandma! - Honey! 330 00:19:15,502 --> 00:19:17,852 How's New Jersey? Are you okay? 331 00:19:17,852 --> 00:19:19,767 You can tell me the truth. 332 00:19:19,767 --> 00:19:21,160 You know, it's actually not that bad. 333 00:19:22,900 --> 00:19:26,208 Well, that's great news! Wonderful news. 334 00:19:26,208 --> 00:19:27,818 Anyway, I was thinking 335 00:19:27,818 --> 00:19:30,778 that you could come visit the weekend after next. 336 00:19:30,778 --> 00:19:32,301 I'll get tickets to a show. 337 00:19:32,301 --> 00:19:33,781 You can stay overnight, 338 00:19:33,781 --> 00:19:35,565 we'll have a little slumber party. 339 00:19:35,565 --> 00:19:36,827 That could be fun, right? 340 00:19:36,827 --> 00:19:38,351 Oh, I'd love that. 341 00:19:38,351 --> 00:19:40,788 Oh, I knew you would. Great. 342 00:19:40,788 --> 00:19:42,659 And I'll tell your mother it was your idea. 343 00:19:42,659 --> 00:19:44,400 - Okay? - Okay. 344 00:19:44,400 --> 00:19:47,360 - Bye. Bye. - Bye, sweetheart. 345 00:19:47,360 --> 00:19:48,752 - Bye. - Love you. 346 00:19:52,974 --> 00:19:55,106 Hey, Mom, can I go Nancy's? 347 00:19:55,106 --> 00:19:57,108 Right now? But you just got home. 348 00:19:57,108 --> 00:19:58,501 I haven't even heard about your day yet. 349 00:19:58,501 --> 00:20:01,374 - I know, but can I go? - Can I have one word? 350 00:20:01,374 --> 00:20:03,376 Ugh... Uh? 351 00:20:03,376 --> 00:20:04,507 Is that a word? 352 00:20:04,507 --> 00:20:07,336 - Can I go? Bye. - Yes, yes, okay, go. 353 00:20:07,336 --> 00:20:09,512 - I love you. Bye! - Bye! 354 00:20:09,512 --> 00:20:12,472 Freddy was like, "Boom, boom, look at me!" 355 00:20:12,472 --> 00:20:14,082 He's like, "Make up your mind!" 356 00:20:14,082 --> 00:20:15,692 - She wants attention. - Obviously. 357 00:20:15,692 --> 00:20:17,651 I know. With her "boobala joobeelee." 358 00:20:17,651 --> 00:20:19,653 - Hi! 359 00:20:19,653 --> 00:20:21,611 We were talking about Laura Danker again. 360 00:20:21,611 --> 00:20:24,788 Yeah. And how she got even bigger over the summer. 361 00:20:24,788 --> 00:20:27,269 Yeah, she looked so grown up. 362 00:20:27,269 --> 00:20:29,184 You know she's worn a bra since fourth grade? 363 00:20:29,184 --> 00:20:31,055 And I bet you a dollar she gets her period, too. 364 00:20:31,055 --> 00:20:32,927 Well, I know for sure someone in the school does. 365 00:20:32,927 --> 00:20:35,277 - How? - I always check the bins. 366 00:20:35,277 --> 00:20:37,148 - You know those little bins in the stall? - Mmm. 367 00:20:37,148 --> 00:20:39,542 All right. Let's get down to business, huh? 368 00:20:40,630 --> 00:20:41,849 - First of all... - Thanks. 369 00:20:41,849 --> 00:20:43,981 ...this secret club is a secret. 370 00:20:43,981 --> 00:20:46,810 Nobody tells anybody what happens here, 371 00:20:46,810 --> 00:20:48,203 - all right? - Duh. 372 00:20:48,203 --> 00:20:50,205 Second, if you want to be in the club, 373 00:20:50,205 --> 00:20:52,076 then you have to follow the rules. 374 00:20:52,076 --> 00:20:53,556 What kind of rules? 375 00:20:53,556 --> 00:20:56,255 Well, I don't know. I'm thinking of them. 376 00:20:57,473 --> 00:20:59,649 Don't rush me. Hmm. 377 00:21:00,737 --> 00:21:02,391 Oh, I have one. 378 00:21:02,391 --> 00:21:06,395 If you want to be in the club, then you have to wear a bra. 379 00:21:08,092 --> 00:21:09,746 I have one. 380 00:21:09,746 --> 00:21:13,054 If you guys get your period, you have to tell us about it. 381 00:21:13,054 --> 00:21:14,447 - Yes. Immediately. 382 00:21:14,447 --> 00:21:16,100 Every detail. Especially how it feels. 383 00:21:16,100 --> 00:21:18,189 Mmm-hmm. Ooh, mine is, 384 00:21:18,189 --> 00:21:19,626 we can make a Boy Book 385 00:21:19,626 --> 00:21:21,236 and write down the names of the boys that we like. 386 00:21:21,236 --> 00:21:23,760 Mmm-hmm! What about you, Margaret? 387 00:21:23,760 --> 00:21:25,109 What's your rule? 388 00:21:30,245 --> 00:21:31,594 Um... 389 00:21:31,594 --> 00:21:36,077 Yeah, with the Boy Books, we have to show them 390 00:21:36,077 --> 00:21:40,124 to each other at every meeting and we can't ever lie. 391 00:21:41,909 --> 00:21:43,824 - All right. 392 00:21:43,824 --> 00:21:46,174 Let's get this party rolling. 393 00:21:47,262 --> 00:21:48,481 Whoo! 394 00:22:25,996 --> 00:22:27,389 Okay, honey. 395 00:22:31,045 --> 00:22:32,873 All right. Mmm. 396 00:22:32,873 --> 00:22:33,961 See you tomorrow. 397 00:22:36,093 --> 00:22:37,356 I want to get a bra. 398 00:22:40,620 --> 00:22:41,751 Oh. 399 00:22:43,536 --> 00:22:45,146 You... You think you need one? 400 00:22:46,190 --> 00:22:47,844 Oh, no. Oh, honey. 401 00:22:47,844 --> 00:22:51,718 I'm so sorry. No, I just mean that, uh... 402 00:22:51,718 --> 00:22:53,154 Bras are kind of a pain, 403 00:22:53,154 --> 00:22:55,548 so you know, why start sooner 404 00:22:55,548 --> 00:22:56,897 than you need to? 405 00:22:58,681 --> 00:23:01,467 But if you want one, we... we can get you one. 406 00:23:01,467 --> 00:23:02,468 Well, yeah. 407 00:23:03,294 --> 00:23:04,383 So you want one? 408 00:23:04,383 --> 00:23:05,514 Yes. I already said that. 409 00:23:05,514 --> 00:23:08,387 Right. Okay. 410 00:23:08,387 --> 00:23:12,391 Great. Well, all right. Well, then, we will do that. 411 00:23:12,391 --> 00:23:15,394 - This week? - Yes. Good night. 412 00:23:15,394 --> 00:23:20,050 Good night. Good night, my sweet. Okay. 413 00:23:20,050 --> 00:23:21,791 So glad that's over with, God. 414 00:23:31,279 --> 00:23:32,672 I'm sorry. Hold on, just a moment. 415 00:23:34,282 --> 00:23:35,805 Are you here for the PTA meeting? 416 00:23:35,805 --> 00:23:39,287 Oh, yes. Hi, hi. I'm Barbara Simon. 417 00:23:39,287 --> 00:23:42,943 Oh, Barbara! I'm Jan Wheeler. Nancy's mother. 418 00:23:42,943 --> 00:23:45,380 - I met Margaret. - Oh, oh. 419 00:23:45,380 --> 00:23:47,121 We're just about to get started, so please come in. 420 00:23:47,121 --> 00:23:48,949 - Have a seat. - Okay, thank you. 421 00:23:48,949 --> 00:23:50,298 - All right. - Just anywhere is fine? 422 00:23:50,298 --> 00:23:51,734 - Here. Just right here. - Okay, okay. 423 00:23:51,734 --> 00:23:53,736 Here we go. 424 00:23:55,346 --> 00:23:58,001 Thank you all for coming. 425 00:23:58,001 --> 00:24:00,656 Delano is nothing without its dedicated parents. 426 00:24:00,656 --> 00:24:02,136 Let's dive right in and get started 427 00:24:02,136 --> 00:24:03,746 the way we do every year, 428 00:24:03,746 --> 00:24:05,748 by forming our committees. 429 00:24:05,748 --> 00:24:08,664 First up, we have the Campus Improvement Committee. 430 00:24:08,664 --> 00:24:09,752 Any volunteers? 431 00:24:09,752 --> 00:24:11,450 Ooh. Okay. 432 00:24:11,450 --> 00:24:13,756 Oh. Wonderful. 433 00:24:13,756 --> 00:24:17,325 Uh-huh. Barbara, I got you. Okay. 434 00:24:17,325 --> 00:24:20,502 Next, the Delano Social Committee. 435 00:24:21,155 --> 00:24:22,243 Sure, yeah. Okay. 436 00:24:22,243 --> 00:24:25,638 - Okay. - Great. 437 00:24:25,638 --> 00:24:27,770 All right. The Fundraising Committee. 438 00:24:30,381 --> 00:24:31,557 Good for you, Barbara. 439 00:24:31,557 --> 00:24:33,036 This is going to be great. 440 00:24:33,036 --> 00:24:35,212 All right, pencils down. 441 00:24:35,212 --> 00:24:37,737 Kindly pass your worksheets forward. 442 00:24:37,737 --> 00:24:39,652 How'd you do, Margaret? 443 00:24:39,652 --> 00:24:40,740 I think I did pretty good. 444 00:24:40,740 --> 00:24:42,002 All right, uh... 445 00:24:42,002 --> 00:24:44,526 Before the bell, I want to share some news 446 00:24:44,526 --> 00:24:47,094 that I think will make you all very happy. 447 00:24:47,094 --> 00:24:50,140 Now that you all are in the sixth grade, 448 00:24:50,140 --> 00:24:54,275 you'll get to do a full, year-long research project. 449 00:24:54,275 --> 00:24:56,016 - Yes! 450 00:24:56,016 --> 00:24:57,496 The worst. 451 00:24:59,802 --> 00:25:00,977 Margaret, I would like to talk to you 452 00:25:00,977 --> 00:25:02,979 for a moment after class. 453 00:25:02,979 --> 00:25:05,460 Uh-oh. What'd you do, Margaret? 454 00:25:11,379 --> 00:25:13,381 - Hi. - Please have a seat. 455 00:25:15,818 --> 00:25:17,907 So basically, I'm just having little chats 456 00:25:17,907 --> 00:25:20,170 with each student in advance of your research projects 457 00:25:20,170 --> 00:25:21,607 to answer any questions 458 00:25:21,607 --> 00:25:23,739 or perhaps guide you toward a topic of choice. 459 00:25:24,610 --> 00:25:25,828 Oh. 460 00:25:25,828 --> 00:25:28,396 And I read your getting-to-know-you paper. 461 00:25:28,396 --> 00:25:30,441 And I noticed under the "I hate" section, 462 00:25:30,441 --> 00:25:33,270 you wrote "religious holidays." 463 00:25:33,270 --> 00:25:36,056 Which I... I found curious. 464 00:25:39,363 --> 00:25:42,105 If you don't want to share, you don't... 465 00:25:42,105 --> 00:25:43,280 You don't have to, Margaret. 466 00:25:43,280 --> 00:25:45,631 Oh, no. It's just, um... 467 00:25:45,631 --> 00:25:47,546 I guess I just don't like those holidays 468 00:25:47,546 --> 00:25:49,548 because I don't celebrate any of them. 469 00:25:49,548 --> 00:25:51,811 My dad is Jewish and my mom's Christian, 470 00:25:51,811 --> 00:25:54,727 so instead of picking which religion I am, uh, 471 00:25:54,727 --> 00:25:56,642 they just decided that I wouldn't have one 472 00:25:56,642 --> 00:25:58,818 and I can choose when I grow up. 473 00:25:58,818 --> 00:26:02,038 And have you given that much thought? 474 00:26:02,038 --> 00:26:04,214 Not really. My grandma wants me to be Jewish. 475 00:26:04,214 --> 00:26:05,389 And your other grandparents 476 00:26:05,389 --> 00:26:07,653 want you to be Christian, I imagine. 477 00:26:07,653 --> 00:26:09,263 I don't know. I've never met them before. 478 00:26:09,263 --> 00:26:10,960 They live in Ohio. 479 00:26:10,960 --> 00:26:12,483 So you've never met them at all? 480 00:26:14,616 --> 00:26:15,791 - No. - Oh. 481 00:26:16,879 --> 00:26:20,143 Well, if I may suggest it, 482 00:26:21,231 --> 00:26:23,233 I feel like "religion" could be 483 00:26:23,233 --> 00:26:25,366 a very compelling research topic for you. 484 00:26:29,152 --> 00:26:30,414 Tickets are tenth row, 485 00:26:30,414 --> 00:26:33,026 dead center, very hard to get. 486 00:26:33,026 --> 00:26:34,984 - Tell her that. I will. 487 00:26:34,984 --> 00:26:37,204 - Is she excited? - She's excited. 488 00:26:37,204 --> 00:26:40,207 Well, I mean, is she excited or is she just excited? 489 00:26:40,773 --> 00:26:42,383 She's excited. 490 00:26:42,383 --> 00:26:44,951 Okay, okay, okay, okay, I'll let you go. Well, I'm excited! 491 00:26:44,951 --> 00:26:46,735 - Okay, bye. - Bye. 492 00:26:48,084 --> 00:26:49,172 Hey. 493 00:26:49,172 --> 00:26:50,783 - Hey. - What happened to the couch? 494 00:26:50,783 --> 00:26:53,829 Uh, it's time to turn over a new leaf. 495 00:26:53,829 --> 00:26:56,353 I was thinking maybe something modern? 496 00:26:56,353 --> 00:26:58,791 I don't know. I have to think about it. How was school? 497 00:26:58,791 --> 00:27:01,184 You're home a little later than usual, huh? 498 00:27:01,184 --> 00:27:03,056 Yeah. 499 00:27:03,056 --> 00:27:06,059 Hey. How come I've never met your mom or dad? 500 00:27:07,016 --> 00:27:08,931 Um... 501 00:27:08,931 --> 00:27:10,759 Well, what made you think about that? 502 00:27:10,759 --> 00:27:12,500 Just wondering. 503 00:27:12,500 --> 00:27:15,111 I mean, I know that we don't see them 504 00:27:15,111 --> 00:27:16,939 because they're so far away, 505 00:27:16,939 --> 00:27:18,637 but why don't we even talk to them? 506 00:27:21,074 --> 00:27:23,250 We just, we just don't. 507 00:27:23,250 --> 00:27:25,339 It's, uh... It's, um... 508 00:27:26,470 --> 00:27:28,081 It's such a long story. 509 00:27:28,081 --> 00:27:29,517 What do you mean? 510 00:27:29,517 --> 00:27:32,172 I mean, I'll tell you another time. 511 00:27:32,172 --> 00:27:33,826 Why can't you just tell me now? 512 00:27:37,351 --> 00:27:38,352 Um... 513 00:27:43,879 --> 00:27:45,707 I just... 514 00:27:50,669 --> 00:27:51,931 Look, I just... 515 00:27:53,846 --> 00:27:54,847 Uh... 516 00:27:56,196 --> 00:27:58,589 So, um... 517 00:27:58,589 --> 00:28:01,462 We don't see my parents because, um... 518 00:28:03,594 --> 00:28:05,248 They don't want to. 519 00:28:06,554 --> 00:28:08,034 What? 520 00:28:08,034 --> 00:28:10,819 My mom and dad are very, very devout Christians, and... 521 00:28:11,733 --> 00:28:13,300 before you were born, 522 00:28:13,300 --> 00:28:17,043 when your dad and I first fell in love, 523 00:28:17,043 --> 00:28:21,656 um, they told me that it would be very hard for them 524 00:28:21,656 --> 00:28:23,266 to, uh, have a... 525 00:28:24,311 --> 00:28:25,312 Sorry. 526 00:28:26,139 --> 00:28:28,141 Jewish son-in-law. 527 00:28:28,141 --> 00:28:29,533 They told me it would be very hard for them 528 00:28:29,533 --> 00:28:32,275 to have a Jewish son-in-law. 529 00:28:32,275 --> 00:28:34,800 And that if I wanted to marry him, 530 00:28:34,800 --> 00:28:36,976 that was my business, but 531 00:28:36,976 --> 00:28:39,543 I wouldn't be their daughter anymore. 532 00:28:41,067 --> 00:28:42,633 But you are their daughter. 533 00:28:46,681 --> 00:28:51,338 Mmm-hmm. I guess, um, what I mean is that, um... 534 00:28:53,949 --> 00:28:56,299 They just didn't want me in their life anymore. 535 00:28:58,562 --> 00:28:59,694 So, I'm not. 536 00:29:04,699 --> 00:29:07,920 - Mom. - It's okay. Oh, honey. 537 00:29:10,009 --> 00:29:11,880 It was a long time ago. 538 00:29:13,490 --> 00:29:15,144 I have you guys. 539 00:29:15,144 --> 00:29:17,756 Okay, you know what? I took Dad to the station 540 00:29:17,756 --> 00:29:19,192 so we could have the car 541 00:29:19,192 --> 00:29:20,802 because we're supposed to go shopping, remember? 542 00:29:21,847 --> 00:29:23,413 Remember? Bras? 543 00:29:23,413 --> 00:29:24,763 Whoo-hoo. 544 00:29:27,113 --> 00:29:28,897 Are you there, God? It's me, Margaret. 545 00:29:30,551 --> 00:29:32,466 I can't believe this. 546 00:29:32,466 --> 00:29:34,685 What kind of parents would do that? 547 00:29:34,685 --> 00:29:36,426 And blame it on religion? 548 00:29:37,993 --> 00:29:40,691 God, please take care of my mom. 549 00:29:40,691 --> 00:29:41,910 She's a good person. 550 00:29:41,910 --> 00:29:44,217 - She's nice to everyone. - You're welcome. 551 00:29:44,217 --> 00:29:45,958 Even when she doesn't need to be. 552 00:29:45,958 --> 00:29:47,089 - Thank you. - Can't forget about you. 553 00:29:48,743 --> 00:29:50,745 I don't know why this happened. 554 00:29:50,745 --> 00:29:53,792 But please, somehow, make it all okay. 555 00:29:53,792 --> 00:29:56,011 And here are the bras. 556 00:29:56,011 --> 00:29:58,100 Oh, also, I'm getting a bra today. 557 00:29:58,100 --> 00:29:59,798 I'd like something to put in it, please. 558 00:30:00,799 --> 00:30:02,061 Excuse me. 559 00:30:02,061 --> 00:30:05,064 Uh, we're looking for a bra for my daughter. 560 00:30:05,064 --> 00:30:08,328 Hmm. Well, we don't have many that small. 561 00:30:08,328 --> 00:30:10,025 But come with me, dear, I'll measure you. 562 00:30:14,508 --> 00:30:15,639 Arms up, dear. 563 00:30:21,254 --> 00:30:22,603 Hmm. 564 00:30:22,603 --> 00:30:26,128 Barely a 28. Not even a double-A. 565 00:30:26,128 --> 00:30:27,608 Your best bet is going to be to go with 566 00:30:27,608 --> 00:30:29,349 - one of these Gro-Bras here. - It's okay. 567 00:30:29,349 --> 00:30:32,265 So, one day, when you do grow, it'll grow with you. 568 00:30:32,265 --> 00:30:34,006 Okay. Thank you very much. 569 00:30:34,006 --> 00:30:36,051 Sure. - Thanks, we'll just go try it on. 570 00:30:40,142 --> 00:30:42,710 - Um... - Hmm? Oh. 571 00:30:42,710 --> 00:30:44,973 Yeah. Can I just... I'll just... Yep. 572 00:30:44,973 --> 00:30:47,106 Here we go. 573 00:30:47,106 --> 00:30:49,499 This is always the tough bit. 574 00:30:49,499 --> 00:30:52,067 I can't even do this to this day. 575 00:30:52,067 --> 00:30:55,636 Okay. All right. Can I see? 576 00:30:58,944 --> 00:31:01,729 - How's that feel? - I cannot wait to take it off. 577 00:31:01,729 --> 00:31:04,253 Yeah. Welcome to womanhood. 578 00:31:34,631 --> 00:31:35,850 Oh, hello. 579 00:31:35,850 --> 00:31:36,938 Hello. 580 00:31:36,938 --> 00:31:39,941 Look at you. Working the land. 581 00:31:40,942 --> 00:31:42,509 Heavy machinery, ouch. 582 00:31:42,509 --> 00:31:44,598 Be better if I take my shirt off or it's too much? 583 00:31:44,598 --> 00:31:45,860 Not for me. 584 00:31:46,600 --> 00:31:47,688 - Ooh. 585 00:31:47,688 --> 00:31:49,124 There it is, yeah. 586 00:31:51,431 --> 00:31:53,346 You ever been kissed in the suburbs? 587 00:31:53,346 --> 00:31:54,347 - No, sir. 588 00:32:12,365 --> 00:32:15,759 I'm Laura Danker. What's your name? 589 00:32:31,340 --> 00:32:33,342 God damn it! 590 00:32:33,342 --> 00:32:36,258 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Did you lose a finger? 591 00:32:36,258 --> 00:32:40,175 It does say, "Stop the engine motor 592 00:32:40,175 --> 00:32:42,090 "before cleaning the mower, unclogging the chute." 593 00:32:42,090 --> 00:32:43,439 Whose side are you on? 594 00:32:43,439 --> 00:32:44,963 Well, no, you turn off the motor before you... 595 00:32:44,963 --> 00:32:46,094 I'm fine. 596 00:32:46,094 --> 00:32:47,791 You have to turn the motor off, Dad. 597 00:32:57,540 --> 00:32:58,889 Well, time for Boy Books, everyone. 598 00:32:59,629 --> 00:33:00,717 Who wants to go first? 599 00:33:00,717 --> 00:33:02,067 Like it matters. 600 00:33:02,067 --> 00:33:04,286 We all already know who everyone put down. 601 00:33:05,070 --> 00:33:07,072 Philip Leroy! 602 00:33:07,072 --> 00:33:08,508 He's so cute. 603 00:33:08,508 --> 00:33:09,900 It's been the same since second grade. 604 00:33:09,900 --> 00:33:11,250 Well, he looks better this year. 605 00:33:11,250 --> 00:33:12,860 Really? - Yes. He must have gone 606 00:33:12,860 --> 00:33:14,253 - to the beach or something. - He doesn't look 607 00:33:14,253 --> 00:33:16,255 - any different. - Who'd you put down, Margaret? 608 00:33:16,255 --> 00:33:19,040 - Yeah, I put him, too. 609 00:33:19,040 --> 00:33:20,476 All right, well, that was quick. 610 00:33:20,476 --> 00:33:24,176 Now it's time to check for the bras. 611 00:33:24,176 --> 00:33:25,873 - Gretchen has a bra. 612 00:33:25,873 --> 00:33:27,353 Janie has a bra. 613 00:33:28,180 --> 00:33:30,138 Margaret has a bra. Huh. 614 00:33:30,138 --> 00:33:31,835 Now, let's go around and tell our sizes. 615 00:33:31,835 --> 00:33:35,491 Well, mine didn't say it had a size. 616 00:33:35,491 --> 00:33:37,450 It just said it was a Gro-Bra. 617 00:33:37,450 --> 00:33:39,147 Yeah, I got that one, too. 618 00:33:39,147 --> 00:33:40,540 Oh, same here. 619 00:33:40,540 --> 00:33:41,932 Well, not me. 620 00:33:41,932 --> 00:33:43,412 I'm a 32, double-A. 621 00:33:45,327 --> 00:33:47,416 If you want to get out of those small bras, 622 00:33:47,416 --> 00:33:48,548 you're going to have to do 623 00:33:48,548 --> 00:33:50,202 the same exercising technique I do. 624 00:33:50,202 --> 00:33:52,682 - There's an exercise? Of course there is. 625 00:33:52,682 --> 00:33:54,293 You hold your arms out like this 626 00:33:54,293 --> 00:33:58,036 and you say, "I must, I must, I must increase my bust. 627 00:33:58,036 --> 00:34:01,169 "I must, I must, I must increase my bust." 628 00:34:01,169 --> 00:34:03,693 - Does that really work? - I'm living proof. 629 00:34:03,693 --> 00:34:06,609 Now come on, get up. Get up! Get up! Get up! 630 00:34:06,609 --> 00:34:08,829 You'll see. Get up. 631 00:34:08,829 --> 00:34:12,006 I must, I must, I must increase my bust. 632 00:34:12,006 --> 00:34:14,269 I must, I must increase my bust. 633 00:34:14,269 --> 00:34:15,705 Chin up! 634 00:34:15,705 --> 00:34:19,231 We must, we must, we must increase our bust. 635 00:34:19,231 --> 00:34:23,191 We must, we must, we must increase our bust. 636 00:34:23,191 --> 00:34:24,758 "We must, we must, 637 00:34:24,758 --> 00:34:27,065 -"we must increase our bust." 638 00:34:27,065 --> 00:34:29,371 Shut up! You're so stupid! 639 00:34:29,371 --> 00:34:30,503 - Shut up! I can feel it working! 640 00:34:30,503 --> 00:34:32,374 Mom! 641 00:34:33,984 --> 00:34:35,203 Grandma said she'll pick you up 642 00:34:35,203 --> 00:34:36,335 right where you pull in. 643 00:34:36,335 --> 00:34:37,684 - Yes. - I don't want you to talk to 644 00:34:37,684 --> 00:34:38,772 anybody on the bus. 645 00:34:38,772 --> 00:34:39,990 - Especially men. - Right. 646 00:34:39,990 --> 00:34:41,209 And you find a nice seat by yourself... 647 00:34:41,209 --> 00:34:43,081 - Okay. Okay, Dad. - ...by the bus driver. 648 00:34:43,081 --> 00:34:44,604 Um, excuse me, sir, this young lady, 649 00:34:44,604 --> 00:34:46,258 she's traveling by herself today 650 00:34:46,258 --> 00:34:47,476 and I was just wondering if you could keep an eye on her? 651 00:34:47,476 --> 00:34:48,608 Sure, lady. - Mom, come on. 652 00:34:48,608 --> 00:34:49,739 Okay, good bye. Good bye. 653 00:34:49,739 --> 00:34:51,001 - It's going to be fun. Bye. - Bye! 654 00:34:51,741 --> 00:34:52,829 - Okay. Have fun. - See ya. 655 00:34:52,829 --> 00:34:54,353 Right there, right there! 656 00:34:56,398 --> 00:34:57,704 Good. There you go. 657 00:34:57,704 --> 00:35:00,141 - See ya! - Independence is good, right? 658 00:35:01,708 --> 00:35:03,797 Are you there, God? It's me, Margaret. 659 00:35:03,797 --> 00:35:07,105 I'm a little nervous, actually, about being alone, 660 00:35:07,105 --> 00:35:08,628 so can you just 661 00:35:08,628 --> 00:35:10,456 not let anything really horrible happen? 662 00:35:12,197 --> 00:35:14,851 Oh, good. That makes me feel a little better. 663 00:35:17,680 --> 00:35:20,988 You know, maybe I will do my school project on religion. 664 00:35:22,729 --> 00:35:26,428 I think it's finally time for me to decide what to be, God. 665 00:35:27,603 --> 00:35:28,952 You wouldn't mind, would you? 666 00:35:29,866 --> 00:35:31,694 I'll tell you all about it. 667 00:35:31,694 --> 00:35:34,088 And I promise I won't make any decisions without you first. 668 00:35:46,535 --> 00:35:48,494 ♪ I am the very model Of a modern Major-General 669 00:35:48,494 --> 00:35:50,887 ♪ I've information vegetable Animal, and mineral 670 00:35:50,887 --> 00:35:52,411 ♪ I know the kings of England 671 00:35:52,411 --> 00:35:53,847 ♪ And I quote The fights historical... ♪ 672 00:35:53,847 --> 00:35:54,935 Grandma! 673 00:35:54,935 --> 00:35:56,502 Darling, you made it. 674 00:35:56,502 --> 00:36:00,070 Oh, look at you! You look gorgeous. 675 00:36:00,070 --> 00:36:01,246 So do you. Your hair's red. 676 00:36:01,246 --> 00:36:02,899 Yes, everybody thinks I'm a showgirl. 677 00:36:02,899 --> 00:36:04,553 Come on, we'll drop your bag with the doorman 678 00:36:04,553 --> 00:36:06,947 and then, we're gonna scoot to the Delacorte. 679 00:36:06,947 --> 00:36:08,340 ♪ With many cheerful facts 680 00:36:08,340 --> 00:36:09,210 ♪ About the square Of the hypotenuse 681 00:36:09,210 --> 00:36:10,559 ♪ With many cheerful facts 682 00:36:10,559 --> 00:36:11,647 ♪ About the square Of the hypotenuse 683 00:36:11,647 --> 00:36:12,996 ♪ With many cheerful facts 684 00:36:12,996 --> 00:36:14,737 ♪ About the square Of the hypotenuse 685 00:36:16,478 --> 00:36:18,698 ♪ Then I can write a washing Bill in Babylonic cuneiform 686 00:36:18,698 --> 00:36:20,830 ♪ And tell you every detail Of Caractacus's uniform 687 00:36:20,830 --> 00:36:22,832 ♪ In short, in matters Vegetable, animal, and mineral 688 00:36:22,832 --> 00:36:25,574 ♪ I am the very model Of a modern Major-General 689 00:36:25,574 --> 00:36:27,794 ♪ In short, in matters Vegetable, animal, and mineral 690 00:36:27,794 --> 00:36:29,839 ♪ He is the very model Of a modern Major-General ♪ 691 00:36:34,279 --> 00:36:35,758 Wait, a minute. Okay. You should always 692 00:36:35,758 --> 00:36:38,370 put your hand lotion on last thing at night. 693 00:36:38,370 --> 00:36:39,545 And then, some ladies 694 00:36:39,545 --> 00:36:41,286 put gloves on over that to sleep in. 695 00:36:41,286 --> 00:36:43,288 - You know why? - No. 696 00:36:43,288 --> 00:36:45,681 Okay. You have to promise not to tell anybody this, 697 00:36:45,681 --> 00:36:46,813 what I'm going to tell you now. 698 00:36:46,813 --> 00:36:49,294 - Okay? Okay, swear? - Okay. I swear. 699 00:36:49,294 --> 00:36:50,686 So, I actually did this. 700 00:36:50,686 --> 00:36:52,166 I got a really fabulous hand cream 701 00:36:52,166 --> 00:36:53,602 and I bought these white gloves 702 00:36:53,602 --> 00:36:55,038 - and I put them on. All right. - Oh! 703 00:36:55,038 --> 00:36:57,040 No, I did, I did. And so, I'm lying there, like, 704 00:36:57,040 --> 00:36:58,346 I must've been asleep, 705 00:36:58,346 --> 00:36:59,608 and you know, and I must've gone like this 706 00:36:59,608 --> 00:37:01,958 and I was, like, "Ah! Who's in here?" 707 00:37:01,958 --> 00:37:04,918 Because I couldn't feel my own hands. 708 00:37:06,485 --> 00:37:08,226 - I was frightened. 709 00:37:10,402 --> 00:37:15,015 Oh, God. You are a fab... I had the best time tonight. 710 00:37:15,015 --> 00:37:17,670 - It was amazing. - You are a great date, toots. 711 00:37:17,670 --> 00:37:19,454 Oh, my gosh. You are. 712 00:37:19,454 --> 00:37:22,675 Lordy, Lordy. 713 00:37:22,675 --> 00:37:25,199 Before I forget, if you hear, like, a 714 00:37:25,199 --> 00:37:26,809 or a it's not me. 715 00:37:27,680 --> 00:37:29,203 Okay? You're just dreaming 716 00:37:29,203 --> 00:37:31,074 and you're dreaming. All right? 717 00:37:31,074 --> 00:37:33,163 Okay. Sweet dreams. 718 00:37:42,260 --> 00:37:43,435 Hey, Grandma. 719 00:37:44,044 --> 00:37:45,306 Yeah, sugar. 720 00:37:46,916 --> 00:37:49,179 Do you think maybe I could go 721 00:37:49,179 --> 00:37:50,790 to the temple with you sometime? 722 00:37:50,790 --> 00:37:53,358 You bet you can. 723 00:37:54,315 --> 00:37:56,012 Really? Really? 724 00:37:56,622 --> 00:37:58,188 Yeah. 725 00:37:58,188 --> 00:38:01,235 We'll go in the morning. I got to find what to wear. 726 00:38:02,584 --> 00:38:04,673 Welcome. 727 00:38:04,673 --> 00:38:07,720 - Welcome. - My granddaughter is here with me today. 728 00:38:07,720 --> 00:38:09,025 Shabbat Shalom. 729 00:38:09,025 --> 00:38:11,593 My granddaughter. My granddaughter. 730 00:38:16,511 --> 00:38:19,122 There's the rabbi. He's the best in the city. 731 00:38:19,122 --> 00:38:21,211 Two hours, in and out, bing, bang, boom. 732 00:38:22,212 --> 00:38:23,823 Welcome, dear friends. 733 00:38:23,823 --> 00:38:25,215 Oh, it's starting. 734 00:38:25,215 --> 00:38:26,695 Shabbat Shalom. 735 00:38:26,695 --> 00:38:28,306 Shabbat Shalom. 736 00:38:28,306 --> 00:38:30,308 Shabbat Shalom means "hello," "goodbye," 737 00:38:30,308 --> 00:38:32,179 "peace and harmony," and other stuff. 738 00:38:32,179 --> 00:38:33,746 ...in thanks to God this morning. 739 00:38:33,746 --> 00:38:38,098 We open our prayer books and we turn to page 26. 740 00:39:09,434 --> 00:39:10,739 Agree to the terms 741 00:39:10,739 --> 00:39:12,698 of their covenant with God. 742 00:39:12,698 --> 00:39:14,395 Shabbat Shalom. 743 00:39:14,395 --> 00:39:15,875 Oh, that was lovely. 744 00:39:15,875 --> 00:39:16,919 Oh! 745 00:39:18,530 --> 00:39:21,663 Oh, sweetheart. Congratulations. 746 00:39:21,663 --> 00:39:23,361 Mazel tov. 747 00:39:26,189 --> 00:39:27,539 I don't know, God. 748 00:39:27,539 --> 00:39:29,802 The people seem nice and I like the music, 749 00:39:29,802 --> 00:39:33,936 but I guess I expected something else? 750 00:39:33,936 --> 00:39:37,984 I don't know what exactly. A feeling, maybe? 751 00:39:39,551 --> 00:39:41,857 I can't believe that she took you to temple 752 00:39:41,857 --> 00:39:43,163 without even asking us. 753 00:39:43,163 --> 00:39:44,512 I'm honestly surprised it took her so long. 754 00:39:44,512 --> 00:39:46,732 I told you guys that it was my idea. 755 00:39:46,732 --> 00:39:48,734 I just wanted to try it out. 756 00:39:48,734 --> 00:39:50,997 I'm going to try church, too, Mom, so don't freak out. 757 00:39:50,997 --> 00:39:52,085 I don't care about church. 758 00:39:52,085 --> 00:39:53,652 I don't want you to go to church. 759 00:39:53,652 --> 00:39:55,697 I don't think you should be bothering yourself 760 00:39:55,697 --> 00:39:57,351 with any of this stuff right now. 761 00:39:57,351 --> 00:39:59,266 You said that I can choose my own religion when I grow up. 762 00:39:59,266 --> 00:40:01,529 Yeah, when you grow up. When you're an adult. 763 00:40:01,529 --> 00:40:03,009 I'm almost 12. 764 00:40:03,009 --> 00:40:05,403 - That's almost an adult. - Honey, no. 765 00:40:06,969 --> 00:40:09,494 - Margaret. Honey. 766 00:40:10,233 --> 00:40:11,670 I shouldn't have laughed. 767 00:40:11,670 --> 00:40:14,020 - It was funny. - I just... 768 00:40:14,020 --> 00:40:15,717 I don't want her to go through any of it. 769 00:40:15,717 --> 00:40:18,416 I don't either. But it might not be the worst thing. 770 00:40:19,765 --> 00:40:20,896 Think about it. 771 00:40:20,896 --> 00:40:22,420 What does that mean? 772 00:40:22,898 --> 00:40:23,943 Well... 773 00:40:25,423 --> 00:40:27,381 she'll go to a couple of endless services 774 00:40:27,381 --> 00:40:28,817 and then, she'll realize how lucky she was 775 00:40:28,817 --> 00:40:29,992 we never made her go. 776 00:40:31,124 --> 00:40:32,995 Know what got me off going to temple? 777 00:40:32,995 --> 00:40:35,128 - What? - Going to temple. 778 00:40:35,128 --> 00:40:36,477 You don't understand a word they're saying. 779 00:40:36,477 --> 00:40:37,783 And you sit there for a long time. 780 00:40:39,349 --> 00:40:41,264 Oh, honey. Oh. 781 00:40:41,264 --> 00:40:43,092 - What? - I am so sorry. I am... 782 00:40:43,092 --> 00:40:44,790 - What? - I swear I'm going to 783 00:40:44,790 --> 00:40:46,531 buy the furniture. 784 00:40:46,531 --> 00:40:48,010 This is all I need. 785 00:40:48,010 --> 00:40:49,229 Look at it. And look... 786 00:40:51,840 --> 00:40:53,059 Oh, God! 787 00:40:54,103 --> 00:40:56,279 Find me a couch that does this. 788 00:40:56,279 --> 00:40:58,107 - Okay? 789 00:41:00,675 --> 00:41:03,243 You know how ugly the ceiling in our gymnasium is? 790 00:41:03,243 --> 00:41:04,810 - It is. - Yes, it is. 791 00:41:04,810 --> 00:41:08,596 We'll have it refinished, paint it completely black 792 00:41:08,596 --> 00:41:12,034 and then we'll cut out little stars 793 00:41:13,209 --> 00:41:15,647 and recreate the night sky. 794 00:41:16,952 --> 00:41:18,345 - Oh, that's sweet. - How lovely. 795 00:41:18,345 --> 00:41:20,521 So how many stars would we need? 796 00:41:21,653 --> 00:41:24,220 Oh, I was thinking five or 10,000. 797 00:41:26,484 --> 00:41:27,789 It shouldn't take us long. 798 00:41:27,789 --> 00:41:29,574 I've got some scissors right here. 799 00:41:29,574 --> 00:41:32,011 Okay. 800 00:41:33,055 --> 00:41:34,448 Promenade right. 801 00:41:37,059 --> 00:41:39,235 Now, single file. 802 00:41:42,543 --> 00:41:44,980 And that's it. Yeah! 803 00:41:44,980 --> 00:41:46,416 - All right, great. 804 00:41:46,416 --> 00:41:48,462 It's the effort that counts. Have a good evening. 805 00:41:48,462 --> 00:41:50,856 - I'm so glad this is done. - Yeah, that sucked. 806 00:41:50,856 --> 00:41:52,205 - It took forever. - Norman's horrible. 807 00:41:54,860 --> 00:41:57,993 Guys. Gretchen got the book. 808 00:41:57,993 --> 00:42:00,300 - What book? You know... 809 00:42:00,300 --> 00:42:02,998 My dad's anatomy book that I told you about? 810 00:42:09,875 --> 00:42:12,617 It looks like a thumb. 811 00:42:12,617 --> 00:42:14,749 - What? 812 00:42:18,144 --> 00:42:20,363 - Oh. - It's so saggy. 813 00:42:21,669 --> 00:42:23,715 It's a wobbly blob. 814 00:42:23,715 --> 00:42:25,804 My brother's looks like that. 815 00:42:26,979 --> 00:42:28,328 - Ew. - How do you know? 816 00:42:28,328 --> 00:42:29,677 He walks around naked. I see it. 817 00:42:29,677 --> 00:42:31,113 It's not a pleasant sight. 818 00:42:31,113 --> 00:42:32,375 I never want to see anyone naked, 819 00:42:32,375 --> 00:42:33,463 or have anyone see me naked. 820 00:42:33,463 --> 00:42:34,769 It's just gross. 821 00:42:34,769 --> 00:42:36,423 Come on. What about when you get married? 822 00:42:36,423 --> 00:42:37,990 Especially then. 823 00:42:37,990 --> 00:42:40,470 Janie, once you grow a little, 824 00:42:40,470 --> 00:42:42,385 you'll want the whole world to see you. 825 00:42:42,385 --> 00:42:44,257 Just like the girls in Playboy. 826 00:42:44,257 --> 00:42:45,954 What girls in Playboy? 827 00:42:45,954 --> 00:42:49,479 - You've never seen... Playboy? 828 00:42:49,479 --> 00:42:51,656 - Where would I see it? 829 00:42:51,656 --> 00:42:53,135 My dad gets Playboy. 830 00:42:54,789 --> 00:42:58,097 Wait. So you have a copy here, in this house? 831 00:42:58,097 --> 00:42:59,751 Well, I don't know where it is. 832 00:42:59,751 --> 00:43:01,100 Of course you know where it is. 833 00:43:01,100 --> 00:43:02,405 Go on. 834 00:43:02,405 --> 00:43:04,364 - I don't know. Margaret, come on. 835 00:43:04,364 --> 00:43:06,627 - Go get it. - Go get it, Margaret. 836 00:43:08,586 --> 00:43:09,978 [ON TV] You don't want to overcook 837 00:43:09,978 --> 00:43:11,980 and you don't want to start cooking 838 00:43:11,980 --> 00:43:13,460 the bouillabaisse until just the last minute, 839 00:43:13,460 --> 00:43:14,504 because you've got your... 840 00:43:22,251 --> 00:43:25,167 Look how round they are. 841 00:43:25,167 --> 00:43:27,169 Mine just look like little wizard hats. 842 00:43:29,084 --> 00:43:30,999 "Hillary Brite is a 19-year-old 843 00:43:30,999 --> 00:43:32,958 "who loves water-skiing, horses and going out 844 00:43:32,958 --> 00:43:34,960 "to the mall for an Orange Julius." 845 00:43:34,960 --> 00:43:36,265 Do you think any of us 846 00:43:36,265 --> 00:43:37,919 will look like that when we're 19? 847 00:43:39,399 --> 00:43:42,489 We must, we must, we must increase our bust! 848 00:43:42,489 --> 00:43:45,579 We must, we must, we must increase our bust! 849 00:43:46,667 --> 00:43:48,451 ♪ Jesus 850 00:43:49,801 --> 00:43:51,106 ♪ Jesus 851 00:43:51,106 --> 00:43:53,413 - ♪ Hey, God - ♪ Jesus 852 00:43:55,023 --> 00:43:57,678 ♪ I'm gonna tell everybody 853 00:43:57,678 --> 00:44:00,899 ♪ Not to be afraid... 854 00:44:00,899 --> 00:44:02,596 I don't know if I got the feeling, God, 855 00:44:02,596 --> 00:44:04,903 but I'm sure in a good mood. 856 00:44:04,903 --> 00:44:08,950 ♪ The kingdom of Jesus 857 00:44:08,950 --> 00:44:11,779 ♪ Has come ♪ 858 00:45:30,075 --> 00:45:33,252 Hey, what are you doing? Are those Christmas cards? 859 00:45:33,252 --> 00:45:34,601 Uh, New Year's cards. 860 00:45:34,601 --> 00:45:36,081 Um, I'm trying to get on top of it this year. 861 00:45:36,081 --> 00:45:37,952 - Yeah. - Um, oh, there's the mailman. 862 00:45:37,952 --> 00:45:39,388 - Can you... You've got your boots on? - Yeah. 863 00:45:39,388 --> 00:45:40,955 - Can you just run those out to him? - Sure. 864 00:45:40,955 --> 00:45:42,348 - Thank you, honey. - Of course. 865 00:45:45,264 --> 00:45:47,222 - Thank you. - Thank you. 866 00:46:01,497 --> 00:46:02,760 Norman Fisher? 867 00:46:04,065 --> 00:46:05,501 So, who's Norman Fisher? 868 00:46:05,501 --> 00:46:07,939 This weird kid in my class. 869 00:46:07,939 --> 00:46:09,418 I don't even know why he invited me. 870 00:46:09,418 --> 00:46:10,724 I barely know him. 871 00:46:15,555 --> 00:46:17,339 - Hello? - Did you get invited 872 00:46:17,339 --> 00:46:19,211 to stupid Norman Fisher's birthday party? 873 00:46:19,211 --> 00:46:20,429 Yeah. You did, too? 874 00:46:20,429 --> 00:46:21,953 Everyone did. The whole class. 875 00:46:21,953 --> 00:46:24,129 Janie, Gretchen, everyone. Even Philip Leroy. 876 00:46:24,129 --> 00:46:26,958 - Even Laura Danker? - I said everybody. 877 00:46:26,958 --> 00:46:29,264 Anyways, my mom talked to Norman's mom 878 00:46:29,264 --> 00:46:30,788 and I guess it's a big deal dinner party. 879 00:46:30,788 --> 00:46:32,790 We have to look extremely nice. 880 00:46:40,623 --> 00:46:41,668 Ow! 881 00:46:41,668 --> 00:46:43,191 Ready? Lean on back. 882 00:46:45,628 --> 00:46:46,760 No. No, no, no. 883 00:46:47,935 --> 00:46:49,676 Where are my shoes? 884 00:46:50,720 --> 00:46:51,721 Oh, my God! 885 00:46:55,377 --> 00:46:56,378 Mom! 886 00:47:00,034 --> 00:47:01,340 JANIE'S MOTHER: There we go. 887 00:47:01,340 --> 00:47:04,038 Oh, this is gonna look so pre... Stop moving! 888 00:47:08,086 --> 00:47:11,437 - We are done. - Yes! 889 00:47:11,437 --> 00:47:12,960 Okay, we're done. Come on. Mom. 890 00:47:12,960 --> 00:47:14,179 Perfect. One more for your body. One more. 891 00:47:14,179 --> 00:47:16,137 Okay, let's go. Mom, no! 892 00:47:16,137 --> 00:47:18,618 Okay. Wait. One more time. Please. 893 00:47:18,618 --> 00:47:20,185 I'm going to get these printed. 894 00:47:20,185 --> 00:47:21,839 - It's weird. - Okay, here. Just push them... 895 00:47:21,839 --> 00:47:23,449 Lick them with your fingers and stick it back. 896 00:47:23,449 --> 00:47:24,580 You got to go, you got to go. 897 00:47:27,322 --> 00:47:29,150 Bye! Thank you, Jan. 898 00:47:31,674 --> 00:47:32,937 My God, 899 00:47:32,937 --> 00:47:34,242 I am so excited for all of us to do this. 900 00:47:39,813 --> 00:47:40,988 All right, I'll just, um... 901 00:47:40,988 --> 00:47:42,947 - Just, just... - NORMAN'S MOTHER: Okay. 902 00:47:42,947 --> 00:47:45,819 I'll just... Yeah, okay. Have fun. 903 00:48:02,923 --> 00:48:04,098 He's hilarious. 904 00:48:10,539 --> 00:48:11,758 How come she never talks to anybody? 905 00:48:11,758 --> 00:48:13,281 I don't know. 906 00:48:13,281 --> 00:48:15,631 Because she's too busy doing other stuff, that's why. 907 00:48:18,330 --> 00:48:20,288 Now, if everybody's had enough to eat, 908 00:48:20,288 --> 00:48:23,552 we can start the games. 909 00:48:23,552 --> 00:48:24,902 The games? 910 00:48:29,819 --> 00:48:31,038 I'll spin first. 911 00:48:44,878 --> 00:48:46,924 Ooh! 912 00:48:56,672 --> 00:48:59,240 Okay. Now, it's Janie's turn to spin. 913 00:49:08,162 --> 00:49:10,599 - This is a great party. - Do we have to play this game? 914 00:49:10,599 --> 00:49:13,341 Well then, let's play a different game, huh? 915 00:49:13,341 --> 00:49:16,083 I have one. It's called Two Minutes in the Closet. 916 00:49:16,605 --> 00:49:17,737 What's that? 917 00:49:17,737 --> 00:49:19,217 Well, we all get a number, 918 00:49:19,217 --> 00:49:22,046 and then somebody will call out, like, number six 919 00:49:22,046 --> 00:49:23,221 and then those two 920 00:49:23,221 --> 00:49:25,310 will go into the closet and, you know... 921 00:49:25,310 --> 00:49:27,225 Ooh! 922 00:49:31,838 --> 00:49:33,448 Number three. 923 00:49:37,583 --> 00:49:38,758 Who's number three? 924 00:49:38,758 --> 00:49:40,978 Somebody's got to be number three. 925 00:49:49,725 --> 00:49:51,423 Go ahead. Into the bathroom. 926 00:49:51,423 --> 00:49:53,773 Somebody get Freddy a step stool. 927 00:50:04,566 --> 00:50:05,828 What do you think they're doing? 928 00:50:05,828 --> 00:50:07,961 - I'm sorry. 929 00:50:11,182 --> 00:50:14,620 Ooh! 930 00:50:16,187 --> 00:50:17,275 You're next. 931 00:50:20,147 --> 00:50:24,630 I pick number... 12. 932 00:50:31,811 --> 00:50:32,812 What? 933 00:50:33,639 --> 00:50:34,640 You're 12? 934 00:50:37,164 --> 00:50:39,427 Ooh! 935 00:50:50,308 --> 00:50:51,526 Nice. 936 00:50:52,266 --> 00:50:53,267 Sorry. 937 00:51:19,728 --> 00:51:21,904 Margaret, turn around. 938 00:51:31,871 --> 00:51:32,915 Um... 939 00:51:33,655 --> 00:51:34,700 So... 940 00:51:36,571 --> 00:51:37,659 Hi. 941 00:51:38,356 --> 00:51:39,357 Hey. 942 00:51:41,185 --> 00:51:42,142 So... 943 00:52:13,391 --> 00:52:15,132 So, the kiss was really good? 944 00:52:15,132 --> 00:52:18,570 They were pretty good kisses. Yeah. 945 00:52:18,570 --> 00:52:21,747 Kisses? He kissed you more than once? 946 00:52:23,009 --> 00:52:24,750 Like, how many times? 947 00:52:24,750 --> 00:52:26,273 About five, I think. 948 00:52:27,448 --> 00:52:29,581 I don't know. I think I lost count. 949 00:52:32,149 --> 00:52:33,933 I know I shouldn't be enjoying this, God, 950 00:52:33,933 --> 00:52:36,675 but it's just too good. 951 00:52:36,675 --> 00:52:38,851 Sorry, sorry, I'm going to focus. 952 00:52:43,421 --> 00:52:45,771 The Book of Isaiah, chapter nine, 953 00:52:45,771 --> 00:52:47,512 verses six and seven says, 954 00:52:47,512 --> 00:52:52,908 "For unto us a child is born. Unto us, a son is given 955 00:52:52,908 --> 00:52:55,520 "and he will be called Wonderful Counselor, 956 00:52:55,520 --> 00:52:59,045 "Mighty God, Everlasting Father" 957 00:52:59,045 --> 00:53:01,352 If only you could give me a hint, God. 958 00:53:03,005 --> 00:53:04,964 I'm more confused than ever. 959 00:53:06,357 --> 00:53:08,054 Which religion should I be? 960 00:53:09,969 --> 00:53:11,449 Sometimes I just wish I'd been born 961 00:53:11,449 --> 00:53:12,711 one way or the other. 962 00:53:40,304 --> 00:53:42,001 Hi, there. This is Barbara calling, 963 00:53:42,001 --> 00:53:44,046 from Delano Elementary School. 964 00:53:44,046 --> 00:53:47,180 And we're just looking for, uh... donations. 965 00:53:47,789 --> 00:53:49,356 Sorry. 966 00:53:49,356 --> 00:53:52,272 Oh, God. I didn't realize it was dinner. 967 00:53:53,099 --> 00:53:55,101 Okay. Bye-bye. 968 00:54:17,297 --> 00:54:18,255 Hi. 969 00:54:26,654 --> 00:54:27,655 Don't go, don't go, don't go. 970 00:54:29,701 --> 00:54:32,530 I can't believe you're still there. Okay. 971 00:54:37,709 --> 00:54:38,710 Okay. 972 00:54:50,287 --> 00:54:51,418 No. 973 00:54:56,728 --> 00:54:57,903 Jan. 974 00:54:57,903 --> 00:55:00,340 I just popped by to pick up your stars. 975 00:55:00,949 --> 00:55:03,778 Yes. Um... 976 00:55:03,778 --> 00:55:06,607 Uh, I've been cleaning. Come on in. 977 00:55:06,607 --> 00:55:10,916 Um, I'll just, uh, get the stars. 978 00:55:10,916 --> 00:55:14,615 Um, they're, they're almost, uh, ready. 979 00:55:16,269 --> 00:55:19,446 You know, I ordered furniture and, um, 980 00:55:19,446 --> 00:55:21,709 - they still haven't sent it. - Oh, my gosh. 981 00:55:21,709 --> 00:55:23,494 So crazy. Okay, stars. Um... 982 00:55:23,494 --> 00:55:25,800 Stars. Stars. Stars. 983 00:55:28,063 --> 00:55:29,456 Thank you. 984 00:55:29,456 --> 00:55:31,415 Oh, and don't say anything, 985 00:55:31,415 --> 00:55:34,461 but Deb's stars are a little lopsided. 986 00:55:34,461 --> 00:55:35,723 Oh. 987 00:55:35,723 --> 00:55:37,595 You know, yours are so good. 988 00:55:37,595 --> 00:55:38,900 Thank you. 989 00:55:38,900 --> 00:55:41,207 You think you could do her allotment, too? 990 00:55:41,207 --> 00:55:43,078 Just between the two of us? 991 00:55:44,341 --> 00:55:46,430 Sure... Yes. 992 00:55:46,430 --> 00:55:49,694 Ah. Thank you. You are such a doll. 993 00:55:49,694 --> 00:55:53,785 Well, I better get going. There's lots to do still. 994 00:55:53,785 --> 00:55:55,439 - I'll get the door there. - Thank you. 995 00:55:55,439 --> 00:55:57,092 Okay. 996 00:55:57,092 --> 00:55:58,659 Okay, bye. Thank you for these. 997 00:55:58,659 --> 00:56:00,357 Bye, Jan. Sure, anytime. 998 00:56:12,673 --> 00:56:13,631 Hello, girls. 999 00:56:14,240 --> 00:56:15,676 I'm Mrs. Webster. 1000 00:56:15,676 --> 00:56:17,461 And I am here to speak to you today 1001 00:56:17,461 --> 00:56:18,940 about your changing bodies. 1002 00:56:21,465 --> 00:56:24,555 Told you this was the big sex movie. 1003 00:56:24,555 --> 00:56:25,860 Some of you may have 1004 00:56:25,860 --> 00:56:28,994 already begun to experience these changes. 1005 00:56:28,994 --> 00:56:31,388 While others of you still haven't experienced 1006 00:56:31,388 --> 00:56:33,346 a single change at all. 1007 00:56:34,391 --> 00:56:36,393 We're going to watch a short film 1008 00:56:36,393 --> 00:56:38,177 to learn a little bit more. 1009 00:56:53,018 --> 00:56:54,585 All girls are unique. 1010 00:56:54,585 --> 00:56:57,892 But sometime, between the ages of nine and 16 1011 00:56:57,892 --> 00:57:00,939 one very special thing happens to every girl, 1012 00:57:00,939 --> 00:57:02,506 menstruation. 1013 00:57:04,203 --> 00:57:07,641 Once a month, a velvety lining of blood and tissue 1014 00:57:07,641 --> 00:57:09,861 forms in her uterus to make a warm, 1015 00:57:09,861 --> 00:57:13,430 nutritious place for a baby to grow. 1016 00:57:13,430 --> 00:57:17,825 If a baby is not conceived, the lining is not needed. 1017 00:57:17,825 --> 00:57:21,612 And so, the blood is released through the vagina. 1018 00:57:21,612 --> 00:57:24,528 That's menstruation. 1019 00:57:24,528 --> 00:57:26,399 Who do you think will get it first? 1020 00:57:26,399 --> 00:57:28,183 Who do you think will get it last? 1021 00:57:30,490 --> 00:57:32,492 I honestly don't know what's taking me so long 1022 00:57:32,492 --> 00:57:34,407 to get this dumb furniture. 1023 00:57:34,407 --> 00:57:36,235 I guess I just want our house to look like one of those 1024 00:57:36,235 --> 00:57:38,498 nice little houses nice little families have. 1025 00:57:40,413 --> 00:57:41,762 Do you like these egg chairs? 1026 00:57:41,762 --> 00:57:43,590 When did you get your period? 1027 00:57:45,679 --> 00:57:46,724 Um... 1028 00:57:46,724 --> 00:57:48,334 Just tell me how old you were. 1029 00:57:48,334 --> 00:57:51,903 I... I think I was 14? 1030 00:57:52,860 --> 00:57:54,601 That late? 1031 00:57:54,601 --> 00:57:55,950 That's not late, actually. 1032 00:57:55,950 --> 00:57:57,996 I mean, I had a cousin who was 16. 1033 00:57:57,996 --> 00:58:00,389 Sixteen? Oh, my God. 1034 00:58:00,389 --> 00:58:03,088 I'd... I'd die if I didn't get it 1035 00:58:03,088 --> 00:58:04,568 before I was 16. 1036 00:58:04,568 --> 00:58:06,352 Honey, you will get it 1037 00:58:06,352 --> 00:58:08,789 exactly when you're supposed to get it. 1038 00:58:08,789 --> 00:58:09,877 Don't worry about it. 1039 00:58:12,576 --> 00:58:14,055 My mom got me Radio City tickets 1040 00:58:14,055 --> 00:58:15,970 since I got all straight A's. 1041 00:58:15,970 --> 00:58:18,103 Um, does anybody want to come? 1042 00:58:18,103 --> 00:58:20,148 Only bad thing is, is my brother and Moose are coming. 1043 00:58:20,148 --> 00:58:21,976 - Oh, I'll go. - Okay. 1044 00:58:24,326 --> 00:58:25,327 I got it. 1045 00:58:26,285 --> 00:58:27,329 Got what? 1046 00:58:28,243 --> 00:58:29,680 My period. 1047 00:58:32,378 --> 00:58:34,467 I just don't really understand how you got it first 1048 00:58:34,467 --> 00:58:35,860 when I have way more than you. 1049 00:58:35,860 --> 00:58:37,426 Well, that doesn't mean anything. 1050 00:58:37,426 --> 00:58:38,950 - Yes, it does, Gretchen. - Okay, just tell us 1051 00:58:38,950 --> 00:58:41,256 - how it happened. - Start from the very beginning. 1052 00:58:42,954 --> 00:58:46,784 Well, I was sitting there at dinner 1053 00:58:46,784 --> 00:58:48,394 eating my meatloaf 1054 00:58:48,394 --> 00:58:50,657 and I felt something coming out of me. 1055 00:58:51,484 --> 00:58:53,268 So I went to the bathroom, 1056 00:58:53,268 --> 00:58:56,968 pulled down my pants and that's when I saw the blood. 1057 00:58:58,926 --> 00:59:00,362 So I called my mom 1058 00:59:00,362 --> 00:59:01,712 and I showed her. 1059 00:59:01,712 --> 00:59:03,757 And she got some 1060 00:59:03,757 --> 00:59:06,586 "sanitary napkins," as she calls them. 1061 00:59:06,586 --> 00:59:08,370 I put one on and... 1062 00:59:10,111 --> 00:59:11,852 Well, that's the whole thing. 1063 00:59:14,289 --> 00:59:16,901 That's the whole thing? Just that? 1064 00:59:16,901 --> 00:59:18,511 - I told you everything. No. 1065 00:59:18,511 --> 00:59:20,687 There has to be something more. 1066 00:59:20,687 --> 00:59:23,081 My sister said that it kinda has a smell. 1067 00:59:23,081 --> 00:59:24,952 But I haven't noticed that yet. 1068 00:59:24,952 --> 00:59:26,867 A smell? Like what? 1069 00:59:26,867 --> 00:59:29,435 She said it kinda smells like the monkey bars. 1070 00:59:29,435 --> 00:59:32,090 - The monkey bars? Ugh. Yeah. 1071 00:59:32,090 --> 00:59:34,309 I used to love the monkey bars. 1072 00:59:34,309 --> 00:59:38,400 But do you feel older now? Like more mature? 1073 00:59:38,400 --> 00:59:39,880 Oh, yeah. 1074 00:59:39,880 --> 00:59:41,839 I don't know how to explain it 1075 00:59:41,839 --> 00:59:43,797 and you won't understand it till you get it, 1076 00:59:43,797 --> 00:59:46,931 but I feel like everything's changed. 1077 00:59:46,931 --> 00:59:48,193 Are you there, God? It's me, Margaret. 1078 00:59:48,193 --> 00:59:49,716 I've never been so jealous my entire life 1079 00:59:49,716 --> 00:59:50,935 and I hate myself for being jealous. 1080 00:59:50,935 --> 00:59:53,241 Just please, please just let me grow 1081 00:59:53,241 --> 00:59:54,765 and let me get my period. 1082 00:59:54,765 --> 00:59:56,549 Let me just be normal and regular like everybody else. 1083 00:59:56,549 --> 00:59:57,724 Just please, please, 1084 00:59:57,724 --> 00:59:59,160 please, please, please, please, please! 1085 01:00:02,337 --> 01:00:03,948 Amen. 1086 01:00:05,427 --> 01:00:07,734 I don't know if I want to do this. 1087 01:00:07,734 --> 01:00:10,084 It's fine. It's just so that we're ready. 1088 01:00:10,868 --> 01:00:12,130 Just in case. 1089 01:00:19,485 --> 01:00:20,486 Come on. 1090 01:00:21,574 --> 01:00:22,749 Okay. 1091 01:00:27,232 --> 01:00:28,929 Next in line, please. 1092 01:00:29,800 --> 01:00:31,149 Please, God, let it be a lady. 1093 01:00:32,585 --> 01:00:33,673 Please. 1094 01:00:34,413 --> 01:00:36,154 Thank you. 1095 01:00:39,461 --> 01:00:41,463 - Hey, there. Hey. 1096 01:00:41,463 --> 01:00:43,030 - No... - Let's just put them back. 1097 01:00:43,030 --> 01:00:45,467 No, come on. Come on. 1098 01:01:17,804 --> 01:01:18,936 - Oh, my God! - Oh! 1099 01:01:23,767 --> 01:01:26,378 - The Tic Tacs! 1100 01:01:27,945 --> 01:01:29,947 - Why the Tic Tacs? - I don't know. 1101 01:01:29,947 --> 01:01:32,340 - Everything worked out. - Oh, man. 1102 01:02:17,646 --> 01:02:20,084 - Uh, come in. 1103 01:02:23,348 --> 01:02:24,436 - Hi. - Hey. 1104 01:02:24,436 --> 01:02:26,438 Uh, you've got a postcard. 1105 01:02:26,438 --> 01:02:29,571 - Oh. Thanks. - Who's in D.C.? 1106 01:02:29,571 --> 01:02:33,532 Uh, Nancy. Uh, they went for President's Day. 1107 01:02:34,315 --> 01:02:35,664 - Oh. - Yeah. 1108 01:02:35,664 --> 01:02:37,623 Okay. 1109 01:02:37,623 --> 01:02:39,930 - You want the door closed? - Yeah. Sure. 1110 01:02:45,892 --> 01:02:47,024 "I got it"? 1111 01:02:50,897 --> 01:02:52,638 Oh, come on! 1112 01:03:04,302 --> 01:03:08,262 Hello? Simon residence. Sylvia speaking. 1113 01:03:08,262 --> 01:03:09,350 [ON PHONE] Grandma? 1114 01:03:10,134 --> 01:03:12,789 Margaret? What's wrong? 1115 01:03:13,702 --> 01:03:15,095 I just really miss you. 1116 01:03:15,574 --> 01:03:16,575 Oh, honey. 1117 01:03:16,967 --> 01:03:18,490 Me, too. 1118 01:03:18,490 --> 01:03:20,884 I'll be back next week to see the Rockettes and... 1119 01:03:20,884 --> 01:03:22,929 maybe could I come down 1120 01:03:22,929 --> 01:03:24,931 and stay the night like we did last time? 1121 01:03:24,931 --> 01:03:26,628 Oh, sweetheart. 1122 01:03:26,628 --> 01:03:29,066 I'd love to, I'd love... But I... 1123 01:03:29,675 --> 01:03:30,676 Well... 1124 01:03:33,766 --> 01:03:35,855 I'm going to be in Florida then. 1125 01:03:35,855 --> 01:03:38,684 I, uh, I heard about this hotel 1126 01:03:38,684 --> 01:03:42,122 and there's a lot of people my age there and, uh... 1127 01:03:42,122 --> 01:03:44,516 Um, okay. 1128 01:03:44,516 --> 01:03:46,779 Wait a minute. Wait. Um... 1129 01:03:47,954 --> 01:03:50,261 What if you fly down to Florida 1130 01:03:50,261 --> 01:03:52,045 and spend a few days with me? 1131 01:03:52,045 --> 01:03:55,179 - Isn't your spring break soon? - Yeah. The end of April. 1132 01:03:55,179 --> 01:03:57,268 Perfect! I'll still be there. 1133 01:03:57,268 --> 01:03:58,617 I'll ask Mom and Dad. 1134 01:03:58,617 --> 01:04:00,488 Oh, great! 1135 01:04:00,488 --> 01:04:02,926 That's my girl. Bye, darling. 1136 01:04:08,714 --> 01:04:10,411 Come on, come on! Front row tickets! 1137 01:04:10,411 --> 01:04:13,806 - Front row tickets, remember? - I'm coming! Yes, coming! 1138 01:04:14,938 --> 01:04:16,069 I'm so excited. 1139 01:04:19,029 --> 01:04:19,986 Hi. 1140 01:04:20,726 --> 01:04:21,858 - Hi. - Hey. 1141 01:04:46,360 --> 01:04:48,580 - Excuse me. - Okay. 1142 01:04:49,015 --> 01:04:49,973 Thank you. 1143 01:05:04,204 --> 01:05:05,336 Sorry. Lefty. 1144 01:05:05,336 --> 01:05:06,728 Oh, no, it's okay. 1145 01:05:10,036 --> 01:05:11,559 Do you know if the waiter's anywhere? 1146 01:05:11,559 --> 01:05:14,475 Oh. You can have mine. I didn't drink any out of it. 1147 01:05:15,041 --> 01:05:15,999 Thanks. 1148 01:05:17,565 --> 01:05:18,566 Hey. 1149 01:05:21,047 --> 01:05:22,222 Do you know something 1150 01:05:22,222 --> 01:05:23,876 I've always liked about you, Margaret? 1151 01:05:23,876 --> 01:05:25,312 - No? - Come with me. 1152 01:05:25,312 --> 01:05:26,792 I got to go to the bathroom. 1153 01:05:26,792 --> 01:05:28,620 We'll be right back. Don't touch my food. 1154 01:05:31,623 --> 01:05:33,320 You know, I've had to go since we got here... 1155 01:05:34,800 --> 01:05:36,541 ...and then I drank, like, three 7Ups or something. 1156 01:05:36,541 --> 01:05:38,151 Uh-huh. 1157 01:05:41,894 --> 01:05:42,939 Oh, no. 1158 01:05:43,983 --> 01:05:45,115 - Oh, no. - What? 1159 01:05:45,811 --> 01:05:47,378 Oh, please. Oh, no. 1160 01:05:48,857 --> 01:05:49,902 Nancy? 1161 01:05:51,512 --> 01:05:52,992 Oh, no. 1162 01:05:52,992 --> 01:05:54,254 Nancy, what's wrong? 1163 01:05:54,254 --> 01:05:55,473 Go get my mom, Margaret. 1164 01:05:55,473 --> 01:05:57,127 - What's going on? - Go get my mom. 1165 01:05:57,127 --> 01:05:58,998 - Please, quick. - Let me in. 1166 01:05:58,998 --> 01:06:02,306 Please, please just go get my mom! 1167 01:06:02,306 --> 01:06:03,960 Okay, okay, I'll be right back. 1168 01:06:07,180 --> 01:06:10,444 Mrs. Wheeler, Nancy's crying. She needs you. 1169 01:06:10,444 --> 01:06:12,490 Oh, oh. All right. 1170 01:06:18,322 --> 01:06:19,410 Nancy? 1171 01:06:19,410 --> 01:06:22,152 - Nancy? - Oh, Mom, please help me. 1172 01:06:22,152 --> 01:06:24,241 - Please help me. Please. - The door's locked, Nancy. 1173 01:06:24,241 --> 01:06:25,764 I can't get in. You have to unlock it. 1174 01:06:25,764 --> 01:06:28,419 - I can't open it, I can't. - Yes, you can, Nancy. 1175 01:06:28,419 --> 01:06:30,421 Unlock this door. Come on. 1176 01:06:32,075 --> 01:06:33,076 Let me in. 1177 01:06:40,126 --> 01:06:41,171 What's going on? 1178 01:06:42,868 --> 01:06:44,913 All right, all right, calm down. 1179 01:06:44,913 --> 01:06:46,567 Calm down, I can't help you. 1180 01:06:46,567 --> 01:06:49,135 Hmm? Hey, look at me. Calm down. 1181 01:06:49,135 --> 01:06:51,877 I can't help you if you don't stop crying and talk to me. 1182 01:06:55,533 --> 01:06:57,709 Hey. What is it? 1183 01:07:05,934 --> 01:07:09,547 Oh. Well, all right. Um... 1184 01:07:11,375 --> 01:07:12,724 Here. We'll just, uh... 1185 01:07:14,595 --> 01:07:15,988 Margaret? 1186 01:07:15,988 --> 01:07:17,468 Margaret. 1187 01:07:17,468 --> 01:07:21,298 Would you get Nancy a pad, please 1188 01:07:21,298 --> 01:07:23,604 from the dispenser on the wall? 1189 01:07:25,432 --> 01:07:27,739 She got her period, sweetie. 1190 01:07:27,739 --> 01:07:30,089 Does she always act like that? 1191 01:07:30,089 --> 01:07:33,179 Well, it's her first time. She's just a little scared. 1192 01:07:47,019 --> 01:07:48,064 Thank you, sweetie. 1193 01:07:49,543 --> 01:07:50,805 All right. Yeah? 1194 01:07:52,938 --> 01:07:54,026 All right. 1195 01:07:55,810 --> 01:07:57,769 Well, you girls wash up. 1196 01:07:57,769 --> 01:08:00,076 I'm going to go tell the others not to worry. 1197 01:08:03,601 --> 01:08:06,256 Not too long now. Okay? 1198 01:08:37,504 --> 01:08:40,594 Are you there, God? It's me, Margaret. 1199 01:08:42,379 --> 01:08:44,120 I don't even know what to say. 1200 01:09:05,228 --> 01:09:06,794 I'm going to Florida? 1201 01:09:07,926 --> 01:09:10,102 - Happy birthday. - Mom. Thank you so much. 1202 01:09:15,499 --> 01:09:16,500 Hey! 1203 01:09:17,936 --> 01:09:20,025 - Happy birthday. - Thank you. 1204 01:09:20,025 --> 01:09:21,679 Why do we have different seats? 1205 01:09:21,679 --> 01:09:23,811 He said we're in groups to study different countries. 1206 01:09:49,750 --> 01:09:51,622 Oh. Hey. 1207 01:09:51,622 --> 01:09:54,102 Hey. Happy birthday. 1208 01:09:54,102 --> 01:09:55,191 - Thanks. - Oh, and, uh, 1209 01:09:55,191 --> 01:09:58,455 - I got you something. - Ow! 1210 01:09:58,455 --> 01:10:00,283 It's a pinch to grow an inch. 1211 01:10:00,283 --> 01:10:03,503 And you know where you need that inch. Hey. 1212 01:10:06,724 --> 01:10:09,205 Are you there, God? It's me, Margaret. 1213 01:10:09,205 --> 01:10:12,469 I hate Philip Leroy. I hate him. 1214 01:10:12,469 --> 01:10:15,602 I hate Laura Danker, too! With her big boobs. 1215 01:10:15,602 --> 01:10:18,214 "Ooh, look at me, everybody, I'm wearing a sweater." 1216 01:10:19,258 --> 01:10:21,956 I hate Nancy. That liar! 1217 01:10:21,956 --> 01:10:23,610 And Norman Fisher, the way that he reads 1218 01:10:23,610 --> 01:10:26,439 with his stupid lips flapping everywhere! 1219 01:10:26,439 --> 01:10:30,313 Please. Please, just hurry up and get me to Florida! 1220 01:10:39,104 --> 01:10:40,453 Philip and Norman should be here. 1221 01:10:40,453 --> 01:10:42,934 They make us do all the work. 1222 01:10:42,934 --> 01:10:44,805 What time is your mom picking you up? 1223 01:10:45,719 --> 01:10:47,155 Not till later. 1224 01:10:47,155 --> 01:10:49,027 I have to go to St. Thomas for Confession first. 1225 01:10:49,027 --> 01:10:51,899 Confession? 1226 01:10:51,899 --> 01:10:53,597 It's just something you have to do when you're Catholic. 1227 01:10:54,685 --> 01:10:56,034 What do you confess? 1228 01:10:57,775 --> 01:10:58,776 Things. 1229 01:11:00,343 --> 01:11:02,432 What kinds of things? 1230 01:11:06,740 --> 01:11:07,741 Never mind. 1231 01:11:16,359 --> 01:11:18,186 You're just copying straight out of the World Book. 1232 01:11:18,839 --> 01:11:20,667 It's four words. 1233 01:11:20,667 --> 01:11:23,061 "Germany invaded Belgium when..." 1234 01:11:23,061 --> 01:11:24,584 So, you're still cheating. 1235 01:11:24,584 --> 01:11:26,456 Mr. Benedict will know if you're cheating. 1236 01:11:26,456 --> 01:11:28,980 I'm not cheating! Jeez! 1237 01:11:32,810 --> 01:11:34,115 Quit acting like you know everything 1238 01:11:34,115 --> 01:11:35,378 and you're so great. 1239 01:11:35,378 --> 01:11:37,031 This has nothing to do with being great. 1240 01:11:37,031 --> 01:11:38,859 I know all about the stuff that you do. 1241 01:11:40,557 --> 01:11:42,036 What's that supposed to mean? 1242 01:11:42,036 --> 01:11:43,603 I heard about you and Moose Freed. 1243 01:11:44,648 --> 01:11:46,519 What about me and Moose Freed? 1244 01:11:46,519 --> 01:11:49,217 Oh, how you and Evan and Moose go behind the A 1245 01:11:49,217 --> 01:11:50,784 And why would I do that? 1246 01:11:50,784 --> 01:11:54,658 I don't know why you do it. But I know why they do it. 1247 01:11:54,658 --> 01:11:56,660 So they can feel you up or something and you let them. 1248 01:11:56,660 --> 01:11:57,878 You're a liar. You're lying! 1249 01:11:57,878 --> 01:11:58,966 I'm not lying. 1250 01:11:58,966 --> 01:12:00,446 You're just like Nancy. 1251 01:12:00,446 --> 01:12:03,275 All you do is pick on people and make up stories. 1252 01:12:03,275 --> 01:12:04,972 You think I don't know about you and your friends? 1253 01:12:17,637 --> 01:12:19,030 Laura! 1254 01:12:19,030 --> 01:12:21,815 Wait. Please! Laura! 1255 01:12:21,815 --> 01:12:24,340 - Wait up. Please! - You think I don't know 1256 01:12:24,340 --> 01:12:26,429 that all of you make fun of me like it's some kind of game? 1257 01:12:26,429 --> 01:12:27,734 - It's not me. - Do you think I want to be 1258 01:12:27,734 --> 01:12:29,475 the biggest kid in the class? 1259 01:12:29,475 --> 01:12:32,522 How would you feel if you were to wear a bra in fourth grade 1260 01:12:32,522 --> 01:12:33,610 and everybody called you names 1261 01:12:33,610 --> 01:12:35,220 just because of how you looked? 1262 01:12:36,308 --> 01:12:37,353 I don't know. 1263 01:12:42,009 --> 01:12:44,360 Hey, wait. I really am sorry. 1264 01:13:02,987 --> 01:13:04,205 Laura? 1265 01:13:06,164 --> 01:13:07,208 Laura. 1266 01:13:24,269 --> 01:13:26,967 I'm the worst person who ever lived, God. 1267 01:13:26,967 --> 01:13:29,579 I picked on Laura Danker just because I felt mean. 1268 01:13:31,102 --> 01:13:33,931 I don't want to be like Nancy. 1269 01:13:33,931 --> 01:13:36,760 I don't even know if I want to be friends with her anymore. 1270 01:13:39,589 --> 01:13:41,155 I've been looking for you, God. 1271 01:13:43,157 --> 01:13:45,333 I looked for you in Temple, 1272 01:13:45,333 --> 01:13:46,770 I looked for you in Church... 1273 01:13:48,467 --> 01:13:50,034 I didn't feel you at all. 1274 01:13:52,906 --> 01:13:54,430 Why? Why, God? 1275 01:13:56,257 --> 01:13:59,043 Why do I only feel you when I'm alone? 1276 01:14:03,439 --> 01:14:05,832 Yes, my child. 1277 01:14:05,832 --> 01:14:08,269 Do you have something you'd like to confess? 1278 01:14:10,228 --> 01:14:11,403 Um... 1279 01:14:17,627 --> 01:14:19,106 I... 1280 01:14:19,106 --> 01:14:21,152 I did something really awful. 1281 01:14:23,328 --> 01:14:24,460 And... 1282 01:14:27,027 --> 01:14:28,333 I'm really sorry. 1283 01:15:00,234 --> 01:15:02,019 "Dear Barbara, 1284 01:15:02,019 --> 01:15:04,325 "your letter felt like an answer to prayer. 1285 01:15:04,325 --> 01:15:06,676 "Your father and I have been thinking about you a lot. 1286 01:15:06,676 --> 01:15:09,243 "We're getting older and suddenly, more than anything, 1287 01:15:09,243 --> 01:15:13,204 "we'd like to see our only daughter 1288 01:15:13,204 --> 01:15:15,511 "and finally get to know our granddaughter, Margaret Ann." 1289 01:15:17,556 --> 01:15:18,949 "We're flying east next week, 1290 01:15:18,949 --> 01:15:20,777 "and we sincerely hope you'll let us visit. 1291 01:15:20,777 --> 01:15:22,779 "Love, your mother, Mary Hutchins." 1292 01:15:29,742 --> 01:15:31,004 So you sent them a card? 1293 01:15:33,572 --> 01:15:35,008 I don't know why. 1294 01:15:44,757 --> 01:15:45,976 Do you remember what it was like 1295 01:15:45,976 --> 01:15:47,543 when they just cast you out? 1296 01:15:49,240 --> 01:15:50,328 Yes. 1297 01:15:50,328 --> 01:15:51,372 Do you? 1298 01:15:52,373 --> 01:15:53,940 Because I remember. 1299 01:15:53,940 --> 01:15:55,115 I know. I know. 1300 01:15:56,203 --> 01:15:58,162 How they treated you was just... 1301 01:15:59,337 --> 01:16:00,686 - I know. - How they treated me? 1302 01:16:01,818 --> 01:16:03,863 They think you're going to hell 1303 01:16:03,863 --> 01:16:05,256 because you married a Jew. 1304 01:16:06,344 --> 01:16:07,563 Think about that. 1305 01:16:08,128 --> 01:16:09,129 I... 1306 01:16:10,217 --> 01:16:11,654 I know. 1307 01:16:11,654 --> 01:16:14,700 Do you really, really want to open up that door? 1308 01:16:15,527 --> 01:16:16,920 We have a good life. 1309 01:16:16,920 --> 01:16:18,182 Yes. Yes. 1310 01:16:19,705 --> 01:16:20,663 I... 1311 01:16:22,099 --> 01:16:26,320 But what if this means... they've changed? 1312 01:16:29,715 --> 01:16:30,716 And if they haven't? 1313 01:16:34,764 --> 01:16:36,330 They're my parents. 1314 01:16:39,029 --> 01:16:40,378 Mmm. 1315 01:16:40,378 --> 01:16:42,206 - The only ones I got. - They are your parents. 1316 01:16:43,337 --> 01:16:45,470 Oh, God. 1317 01:16:45,470 --> 01:16:48,342 Oh, my goodness. 1318 01:16:48,342 --> 01:16:49,387 I'm sorry. 1319 01:16:53,043 --> 01:16:54,087 What's going on? 1320 01:16:54,087 --> 01:16:55,611 Um... 1321 01:16:55,611 --> 01:16:58,048 - Oh. - Oh, honey, um... 1322 01:16:59,310 --> 01:17:00,485 Uh... 1323 01:17:02,356 --> 01:17:03,836 We got a letter 1324 01:17:03,836 --> 01:17:06,622 from, um, from my parents, from your grandparents. 1325 01:17:06,622 --> 01:17:08,493 And they're coming to visit next week. 1326 01:17:08,493 --> 01:17:10,800 - Next... next week? Mmm-hmm. 1327 01:17:10,800 --> 01:17:12,584 They're really excited to meet you. 1328 01:17:12,584 --> 01:17:14,281 I won't be here. I'll be in Florida. 1329 01:17:17,458 --> 01:17:19,373 I'm still going to Florida, aren't I? 1330 01:17:19,373 --> 01:17:22,202 - Margaret, look... - No. What? 1331 01:17:22,202 --> 01:17:24,378 I can't even go to Florida now? 1332 01:17:24,378 --> 01:17:26,293 Come on, I don't even want to see them. 1333 01:17:26,293 --> 01:17:27,860 I want to see Grandma. 1334 01:17:27,860 --> 01:17:30,167 I know. I know and we will make this up to you. 1335 01:17:30,167 --> 01:17:32,169 I promise, you will go to Florida, 1336 01:17:32,169 --> 01:17:34,432 - just another time. - No, I don't want 1337 01:17:34,432 --> 01:17:36,042 to go to Florida another time. 1338 01:17:37,217 --> 01:17:38,784 Does Grandma know about this? 1339 01:17:38,784 --> 01:17:40,481 No, not yet. We have to call her. 1340 01:17:40,481 --> 01:17:42,658 Well, I'm not doing it. You can do it yourself. 1341 01:17:42,658 --> 01:17:44,529 - No, of course. Of course. Let me handle that. 1342 01:17:44,529 --> 01:17:46,531 - No, I will... - Please let me call. Please. 1343 01:17:52,624 --> 01:17:55,018 To this beautiful day. 1344 01:17:57,847 --> 01:17:59,109 Just one moment. 1345 01:18:00,153 --> 01:18:01,764 Don't eat all the cheese without me. 1346 01:18:03,156 --> 01:18:05,593 I'm just kidding. You eat as much as you want. 1347 01:18:05,593 --> 01:18:07,465 Depending on your cholesterol. 1348 01:18:07,465 --> 01:18:09,554 - I'm sure it's low. 1349 01:18:15,081 --> 01:18:16,300 Simon residence. 1350 01:18:16,300 --> 01:18:17,910 Hi, Mom. Yes. Uh... 1351 01:18:17,910 --> 01:18:19,390 Herb? 1352 01:18:19,390 --> 01:18:21,044 Uh, Margaret's, uh, plan to come to Florida next week 1353 01:18:21,044 --> 01:18:22,132 isn't going to work out. 1354 01:18:22,132 --> 01:18:23,133 I'm really sorry. 1355 01:18:24,438 --> 01:18:25,701 Just give me the phone. 1356 01:18:27,050 --> 01:18:28,181 Hey, Grandma. 1357 01:18:28,181 --> 01:18:30,227 Margaret, what happened? What's going on? 1358 01:18:30,227 --> 01:18:32,446 We... 1359 01:18:32,446 --> 01:18:35,101 We got a letter that my other grandparents are coming. 1360 01:18:36,320 --> 01:18:40,193 And I just really wanted to see you. 1361 01:18:40,193 --> 01:18:42,108 Put your mother on the phone right now. 1362 01:18:43,762 --> 01:18:45,459 - Oh, no... It's okay. 1363 01:18:48,027 --> 01:18:49,202 Sylvia. 1364 01:18:49,202 --> 01:18:50,856 What the hell is going on, Barbara? 1365 01:18:50,856 --> 01:18:53,903 Sylvia, I'm so very sorry about this 1366 01:18:53,903 --> 01:18:57,167 and I will try and explain it another time. 1367 01:18:57,167 --> 01:18:59,125 No. You're going to explain right now. 1368 01:18:59,125 --> 01:19:00,648 I'm sorry, I have to... I have to go. 1369 01:19:05,436 --> 01:19:07,873 Are you there, God? It's me, Margaret. 1370 01:19:07,873 --> 01:19:10,354 - I'm absolutely miserable. - I am so sorry. 1371 01:19:10,354 --> 01:19:12,660 Everything is going wrong. Everything. 1372 01:19:13,357 --> 01:19:15,011 I'm begging you. 1373 01:19:15,011 --> 01:19:18,101 Make something happen so that they don't come 1374 01:19:18,101 --> 01:19:19,929 and I can still go to Florida. 1375 01:19:28,851 --> 01:19:30,417 Please, Margaret. Even if it's fake, 1376 01:19:30,417 --> 01:19:32,593 can you just look happy? 1377 01:19:34,160 --> 01:19:36,119 Or at least not so unhappy? 1378 01:19:37,511 --> 01:19:39,600 Why do you even want to see them? 1379 01:19:39,600 --> 01:19:41,385 After everything that they did to you? 1380 01:19:43,604 --> 01:19:48,696 Because I want them to see how great we've done. 1381 01:19:48,696 --> 01:19:51,787 I... And how proud I am of our family. 1382 01:19:56,835 --> 01:19:58,358 - Hey! Hello. 1383 01:19:59,403 --> 01:20:00,447 That's them. 1384 01:20:01,144 --> 01:20:02,145 Okay. 1385 01:20:04,800 --> 01:20:05,801 Hi! 1386 01:20:07,280 --> 01:20:09,805 They might hug you, I don't know. 1387 01:20:09,805 --> 01:20:11,067 Just be prepared. 1388 01:20:15,245 --> 01:20:16,507 - Hi! - Hello! 1389 01:20:16,507 --> 01:20:18,596 Hello. It's so nice to see you. 1390 01:20:18,596 --> 01:20:20,816 Oh, you too, Barbara. 1391 01:20:22,905 --> 01:20:23,993 - Oh. 1392 01:20:29,433 --> 01:20:31,000 - Hi, honey. - Oh. 1393 01:20:34,917 --> 01:20:37,006 - This must be Margaret Ann. Mmm-hmm. 1394 01:20:40,400 --> 01:20:42,141 We're very glad to meet you. 1395 01:20:42,141 --> 01:20:44,578 - Yes, we are. Yes, we are. - Me, too. 1396 01:20:45,362 --> 01:20:46,450 Um... 1397 01:20:47,668 --> 01:20:49,932 Bags! We'll get the bags. 1398 01:20:49,932 --> 01:20:53,370 Um, Herb is just out, uh, with the car. 1399 01:20:53,370 --> 01:20:55,546 - Yeah, so... Okay. Okay. 1400 01:20:55,546 --> 01:20:57,678 Just out here to the right. 1401 01:20:57,678 --> 01:20:59,419 The blue car there. Yep. 1402 01:21:01,421 --> 01:21:03,075 Hey. 1403 01:21:03,075 --> 01:21:04,816 - Youse okay? Yeah? - Yeah. 1404 01:21:04,816 --> 01:21:06,470 Mom, Dad, you remember Herb? 1405 01:21:06,470 --> 01:21:07,732 - Yeah. Hello, Herb. - Hi. 1406 01:21:07,732 --> 01:21:08,994 - How are you? - Okay. 1407 01:21:08,994 --> 01:21:10,648 - Hi. Nice to see you. - Hello. 1408 01:21:11,867 --> 01:21:13,216 Um, should I... I'll take this for you. 1409 01:21:13,216 --> 01:21:14,304 Oh. 1410 01:21:17,829 --> 01:21:18,874 All right. 1411 01:21:18,874 --> 01:21:20,136 Okay. 1412 01:21:21,267 --> 01:21:22,355 All right. Should I put these up? 1413 01:21:22,355 --> 01:21:23,661 Oh, yes. Thank you. 1414 01:21:25,184 --> 01:21:28,884 Here we are. Make yourselves comfortable. 1415 01:21:28,884 --> 01:21:30,798 - Lovely home. - Yeah! 1416 01:21:30,798 --> 01:21:33,236 Thank you. Yes. Uh... 1417 01:21:34,237 --> 01:21:35,934 Okay. So, uh, Margaret, uh, 1418 01:21:35,934 --> 01:21:37,153 can you show them to their room? 1419 01:21:37,153 --> 01:21:39,851 And, um, I'll just get dinner started. 1420 01:21:39,851 --> 01:21:42,680 Sure. Um, up this way. 1421 01:21:46,727 --> 01:21:49,078 Gosh, you look just like your mom 1422 01:21:49,078 --> 01:21:50,688 when she was your age. 1423 01:21:50,688 --> 01:21:52,995 Um, yeah. This way. 1424 01:22:00,611 --> 01:22:02,961 - Hi. - Hey. 1425 01:22:02,961 --> 01:22:04,223 How are you doing? 1426 01:22:04,223 --> 01:22:06,486 Uh... How are you doing? 1427 01:22:06,486 --> 01:22:08,532 Um, I used up all my small talk 1428 01:22:08,532 --> 01:22:09,750 - in the car. - Oh, God. 1429 01:22:09,750 --> 01:22:11,927 Do they like sports? TV shows? 1430 01:22:13,841 --> 01:22:15,931 Game shows. They used to watch game shows. 1431 01:22:15,931 --> 01:22:19,021 - Okay. Game shows, game shows. 1432 01:22:19,021 --> 01:22:20,326 Hmm. 1433 01:22:20,326 --> 01:22:21,849 Um, coming! 1434 01:22:24,635 --> 01:22:25,679 Herb! 1435 01:22:26,506 --> 01:22:27,638 Mom! 1436 01:22:27,638 --> 01:22:29,814 Baby! Come give your mom a big hug. 1437 01:22:29,814 --> 01:22:31,120 Oh. 1438 01:22:31,120 --> 01:22:32,904 - Oh. Look at your little face. - Sylvia? 1439 01:22:32,904 --> 01:22:34,340 Yeah. My mom is here. 1440 01:22:34,340 --> 01:22:35,863 Uh, yes, she is. What's happening? 1441 01:22:35,863 --> 01:22:37,865 Well, Margaret said she needed to see me, 1442 01:22:37,865 --> 01:22:39,258 so we flew out from Florida. 1443 01:22:39,258 --> 01:22:40,477 Are your parents here yet? 1444 01:22:40,477 --> 01:22:43,262 Oh. This is Morris Binamin. 1445 01:22:43,262 --> 01:22:45,351 - Rhymes with cinnamon. 1446 01:22:45,351 --> 01:22:47,614 - Hi. Grandma! 1447 01:22:47,614 --> 01:22:50,530 There's my Margaret! Oh! 1448 01:22:50,530 --> 01:22:52,532 Did you know? - I had no... I know. 1449 01:22:52,532 --> 01:22:53,838 I missed you so much! 1450 01:22:53,838 --> 01:22:55,187 I thought you were in Florida. 1451 01:22:55,187 --> 01:22:57,015 I know. Well, Florida came to you. 1452 01:22:57,015 --> 01:22:58,451 - Uh... 1453 01:22:58,451 --> 01:23:01,977 Mom, Dad, this is Sylvia. Herb's mom. 1454 01:23:01,977 --> 01:23:05,893 Sylvia, this... These are my parents, Paul and Mary. 1455 01:23:05,893 --> 01:23:07,591 Hello. 1456 01:23:07,591 --> 01:23:09,158 - Hello. 1457 01:23:11,943 --> 01:23:13,031 We have pot roast. 1458 01:23:13,031 --> 01:23:14,554 Sure. 1459 01:23:17,427 --> 01:23:18,645 Mmm. 1460 01:23:19,951 --> 01:23:21,344 Mmm. - Oh, yeah. 1461 01:23:21,344 --> 01:23:23,607 - Dinner is delicious, Barbara. - Oh, my God, yes. 1462 01:23:23,607 --> 01:23:26,392 - Oh. - You have definitely improved. 1463 01:23:26,392 --> 01:23:28,481 - It is very nice. - Thank you. 1464 01:23:30,657 --> 01:23:35,575 Well, I have to admit it was a bit of a jolt, um, 1465 01:23:35,575 --> 01:23:39,579 but it's nice to have everyone here together. 1466 01:23:39,579 --> 01:23:41,103 The whole family. 1467 01:23:43,714 --> 01:23:46,064 - And Mr. Binamin. 1468 01:23:46,064 --> 01:23:47,587 Nice to have you, too. 1469 01:23:50,590 --> 01:23:52,157 - L'chaim. - L'chaim. 1470 01:23:54,029 --> 01:23:57,554 L'chaim. L'chaim. 1471 01:23:57,554 --> 01:24:00,557 L'chaim. L'chaim. L'chaim. L'chaim. L'chaim. 1472 01:24:00,557 --> 01:24:02,472 - To life! 1473 01:24:09,348 --> 01:24:10,784 So, um, do you watch Jeopardy!? 1474 01:24:16,051 --> 01:24:18,227 I used to braid your mama's hair 1475 01:24:18,227 --> 01:24:19,402 when she was a little girl. 1476 01:24:19,402 --> 01:24:21,317 Did your mom ever braid your hair? 1477 01:24:21,317 --> 01:24:24,015 Um, yeah, she used to do it all the time. 1478 01:24:24,015 --> 01:24:26,800 I can see she taught you how to braid with your bracelet. 1479 01:24:26,800 --> 01:24:27,932 Yeah. 1480 01:24:27,932 --> 01:24:29,325 Oh, there's just so much 1481 01:24:29,325 --> 01:24:30,935 we want to get to know about you, Margaret. 1482 01:24:30,935 --> 01:24:32,676 Twelve years is a lot to catch up on. 1483 01:24:32,676 --> 01:24:33,938 Yeah. A long time. 1484 01:24:34,852 --> 01:24:37,072 So, uh, we were wondering... 1485 01:24:38,856 --> 01:24:40,510 Do you go to Sunday school? 1486 01:24:40,510 --> 01:24:42,773 Or, uh, have you ever thought about it? 1487 01:24:43,948 --> 01:24:47,256 - Uh... - Nope. Never. Not once. 1488 01:24:47,256 --> 01:24:49,780 We asked Margaret the question, Sylvia. 1489 01:24:49,780 --> 01:24:50,868 Margaret? 1490 01:24:50,868 --> 01:24:52,391 Well, you're wasting your time 1491 01:24:52,391 --> 01:24:55,307 because Margaret went to Temple and she's Jewish. 1492 01:24:55,307 --> 01:24:57,048 - What did you say? 1493 01:24:57,048 --> 01:24:58,136 Excuse me. 1494 01:24:58,136 --> 01:24:59,616 Margaret went to Temple. 1495 01:24:59,616 --> 01:25:01,270 - Okay, Mom, you're done. - What are you talking about? 1496 01:25:01,270 --> 01:25:03,054 Okay, that's it. Well, you left the room 1497 01:25:03,054 --> 01:25:04,882 and they're trying to convert her. 1498 01:25:04,882 --> 01:25:06,188 Well, Margaret has the right to be baptized 1499 01:25:06,188 --> 01:25:07,363 if she wants to be. 1500 01:25:07,363 --> 01:25:09,321 - Baptized? If she wants to be. 1501 01:25:09,321 --> 01:25:10,322 I can't believe this. 1502 01:25:11,845 --> 01:25:13,238 I can't believe you're doing this. 1503 01:25:13,238 --> 01:25:15,066 All right. Everyone, this discussion is over. 1504 01:25:15,066 --> 01:25:17,068 We're her parents and this discussion is over. 1505 01:25:17,068 --> 01:25:19,157 Yeah, you're right, it's over, because she's already Jewish. 1506 01:25:19,157 --> 01:25:20,854 - Sylvia! - Well, in our eyes, 1507 01:25:20,854 --> 01:25:24,380 - she's Christian. - No, no! Margaret is nothing! 1508 01:25:24,380 --> 01:25:27,470 Margaret is not Jewish or Christian. 1509 01:25:27,470 --> 01:25:30,386 She is no religion until she decides. 1510 01:25:30,386 --> 01:25:31,561 Well, how can she be Jewish 1511 01:25:31,561 --> 01:25:33,258 - if her mother is Christian? - Stop. 1512 01:25:33,258 --> 01:25:34,825 You were never there for her. You abandoned her. 1513 01:25:34,825 --> 01:25:35,956 What does it matter? 1514 01:25:35,956 --> 01:25:37,436 Do you think that we wanted this? 1515 01:25:40,483 --> 01:25:41,571 Stop it! 1516 01:25:42,963 --> 01:25:44,661 All of you, just stop it. 1517 01:25:44,661 --> 01:25:47,490 I don't care. I don't care anymore. 1518 01:25:47,490 --> 01:25:49,796 It's all just so stupid, religion! 1519 01:25:49,796 --> 01:25:51,146 Just stop fighting! 1520 01:25:51,146 --> 01:25:53,452 I... I don't want a religion. 1521 01:25:53,452 --> 01:25:55,715 - I don't care. I don't care! Margaret... 1522 01:25:56,934 --> 01:25:58,892 I don't even believe in God! 1523 01:26:07,205 --> 01:26:08,989 - Are you happy? Hmm? 1524 01:26:11,122 --> 01:26:13,168 - I'm so sorry. I did this. - No, no, no. This is not... 1525 01:26:13,168 --> 01:26:14,647 - I am so sorry. - No, this is not your fault. 1526 01:26:14,647 --> 01:26:17,520 This is not your fault. Okay, this is not your fault. 1527 01:26:17,520 --> 01:26:20,262 No, that was everybody else. That was not... 1528 01:26:20,262 --> 01:26:22,133 - Me. - No, no, no. 1529 01:26:25,049 --> 01:26:26,616 "Dear Mr. Benedict, 1530 01:26:28,661 --> 01:26:32,622 "what I learned about religion is that it makes people fight. 1531 01:26:35,102 --> 01:26:37,801 "That every religion says the same thing. 1532 01:26:37,801 --> 01:26:40,760 "If you pray to God, he'll listen to you, 1533 01:26:40,760 --> 01:26:42,588 "and help you, and make things better. 1534 01:26:45,287 --> 01:26:47,767 "But I've prayed and prayed 1535 01:26:47,767 --> 01:26:50,422 "and everything just gets worse." 1536 01:26:55,775 --> 01:26:57,386 Okay. We'll call you. 1537 01:27:00,040 --> 01:27:02,042 "I don't know anymore, but I think... 1538 01:27:03,827 --> 01:27:05,872 "that maybe the truth is... 1539 01:27:08,962 --> 01:27:10,355 "there's nobody up there. 1540 01:27:13,532 --> 01:27:15,230 "There's nobody listening. 1541 01:27:19,103 --> 01:27:20,670 "There's only just... 1542 01:27:23,020 --> 01:27:24,151 "me. 1543 01:27:37,252 --> 01:27:40,429 "Sincerely, Margaret Simon." 1544 01:27:46,478 --> 01:27:47,523 Margaret. 1545 01:29:12,347 --> 01:29:14,653 Hey. - Hey. 1546 01:29:14,653 --> 01:29:16,351 Wait. Come here. 1547 01:29:18,048 --> 01:29:19,963 I don't really feel like talking. 1548 01:29:21,312 --> 01:29:22,748 Yeah. I don't either. 1549 01:29:24,707 --> 01:29:29,712 But, um, I do want to say sorry for how things went. 1550 01:29:32,323 --> 01:29:36,283 And I know that this past year has not been easy. 1551 01:29:41,593 --> 01:29:43,290 Want to just sit for a minute? 1552 01:29:58,001 --> 01:30:01,265 Mmm, yeah. Good idea. 1553 01:30:13,930 --> 01:30:17,368 It gets tiring trying so hard all the time, doesn't it? 1554 01:30:19,414 --> 01:30:20,458 Yeah. 1555 01:30:55,972 --> 01:30:59,541 - One, two, three. Cheese! Cheese! 1556 01:30:59,541 --> 01:31:03,240 - Junior High! Whoo! 1557 01:31:03,240 --> 01:31:05,851 Come on, everybody. Margaret, come on! 1558 01:31:10,726 --> 01:31:11,683 Hey. 1559 01:31:14,294 --> 01:31:15,426 Thanks, Mr. Benedict. 1560 01:31:16,471 --> 01:31:18,690 You're a really good teacher. 1561 01:31:18,690 --> 01:31:20,736 Well, I wouldn't say all that. You know, 1562 01:31:20,736 --> 01:31:23,173 still trying to iron out some of the kinks. 1563 01:31:23,173 --> 01:31:24,870 No, you were really good. 1564 01:31:26,785 --> 01:31:28,004 I'm glad you felt that way. 1565 01:31:45,761 --> 01:31:46,718 Hey. 1566 01:31:49,852 --> 01:31:51,157 Do you want to come dance? 1567 01:31:53,508 --> 01:31:54,639 Really? 1568 01:31:55,597 --> 01:31:56,554 Yeah. 1569 01:32:09,872 --> 01:32:11,308 Yes! I knew it! 1570 01:32:11,308 --> 01:32:12,744 You basically already won. 1571 01:32:12,744 --> 01:32:14,659 You've been going for ages. 1572 01:32:14,659 --> 01:32:17,009 - Ages, Gretchen? Can I please go? 1573 01:32:17,009 --> 01:32:19,011 Gretchen, quit complaining all the time. 1574 01:32:19,969 --> 01:32:21,144 I'm not complaining. 1575 01:32:26,366 --> 01:32:27,542 Nancy. 1576 01:32:28,717 --> 01:32:29,892 Come on, please? 1577 01:32:35,941 --> 01:32:36,942 I got it! 1578 01:32:52,610 --> 01:32:54,917 Really nice work on the shading, Daniel. 1579 01:32:54,917 --> 01:32:56,135 Thank you. 1580 01:32:56,135 --> 01:32:58,181 I think maybe you could put a wash here 1581 01:32:58,181 --> 01:33:01,880 just to blend that, but I... It's beautiful. 1582 01:33:07,712 --> 01:33:10,410 - Oh. Hey, Barbara! - Jan! 1583 01:33:10,410 --> 01:33:12,674 It's so funny to see you. I was just gonna call you. 1584 01:33:12,674 --> 01:33:14,414 - Oh. - Can you believe it, 1585 01:33:14,414 --> 01:33:15,807 about the stars? 1586 01:33:15,807 --> 01:33:17,635 - Oh, I know. - Jeez. 1587 01:33:17,635 --> 01:33:20,203 Well, I guess everything is a fire hazard these days. 1588 01:33:21,683 --> 01:33:23,206 Anyway, um, 1589 01:33:23,206 --> 01:33:24,381 we're getting committees together 1590 01:33:24,381 --> 01:33:25,730 over at the Junior High 1591 01:33:25,730 --> 01:33:27,253 and I can think of at least three 1592 01:33:27,253 --> 01:33:28,994 that you'd be perfect for. 1593 01:33:28,994 --> 01:33:34,826 Oh, Jan, that sounds great and I'd love to, but, um... 1594 01:33:36,915 --> 01:33:38,221 I don't want to. 1595 01:33:40,658 --> 01:33:42,791 But thank you for asking me. 1596 01:33:42,791 --> 01:33:45,271 - Yeah. - And, uh... 1597 01:33:46,403 --> 01:33:48,057 - Have a good day! - Okay. 1598 01:33:52,931 --> 01:33:54,498 I'm going to write you so many letters. 1599 01:33:54,498 --> 01:33:56,979 So many letters, the mailman's going to say, 1600 01:33:56,979 --> 01:33:59,024 "That's it! No more!" 1601 01:33:59,024 --> 01:34:00,809 Okay. 1602 01:34:00,809 --> 01:34:02,985 Oh. Have the best time, honey. 1603 01:34:02,985 --> 01:34:04,203 We'll see you when you get back. 1604 01:34:04,203 --> 01:34:05,291 See you soon, sweetie. 1605 01:34:05,291 --> 01:34:06,684 - Have fun. - Bye. 1606 01:34:06,684 --> 01:34:07,990 Love you. Bye! 1607 01:34:10,862 --> 01:34:13,212 - Okay. I think this is it. - Got it? 1608 01:34:13,212 --> 01:34:14,953 - Then we just have to... Wait, wait, wait. 1609 01:34:14,953 --> 01:34:16,259 - ...close it. - Yeah. 1610 01:34:16,259 --> 01:34:18,087 - Camera, camera, camera. Oh, wait. 1611 01:34:18,087 --> 01:34:19,566 - Yes. All right. 1612 01:34:19,566 --> 01:34:21,699 Okay. Now, we just have to close it. 1613 01:34:21,699 --> 01:34:23,179 Sides. Check the sides. - Okay, got it? 1614 01:34:23,179 --> 01:34:24,571 Yeah, yeah. Step on it. - Ready. Go. 1615 01:34:24,571 --> 01:34:26,965 - Oh, my God! Are you okay? 1616 01:34:26,965 --> 01:34:28,271 Whoo. Ah. 1617 01:34:28,271 --> 01:34:30,273 - Just kidding. - Every time. 1618 01:34:30,273 --> 01:34:31,578 If it's there, I'll take it. 1619 01:34:31,578 --> 01:34:33,102 - Okay. Good stuff. There it is. 1620 01:34:33,102 --> 01:34:34,973 Almost like we've done it before. 1621 01:34:34,973 --> 01:34:37,323 - Yeah. 1622 01:34:40,239 --> 01:34:41,458 Is it lawn day? 1623 01:34:43,329 --> 01:34:44,330 It is. 1624 01:34:46,985 --> 01:34:48,813 - We haven't paid him yet. We haven't. 1625 01:34:48,813 --> 01:34:50,641 No. And if you wanted to go into the kitchen 1626 01:34:50,641 --> 01:34:51,729 and grab it... 1627 01:34:53,252 --> 01:34:56,168 Yeah. Yeah. Sure. 1628 01:35:05,438 --> 01:35:06,788 Hey. Hey, Moose. 1629 01:35:09,573 --> 01:35:10,835 Here. Dad says thanks. 1630 01:35:10,835 --> 01:35:12,271 Oh, thank you. Yeah. 1631 01:35:12,271 --> 01:35:14,709 Uh, well, have a good summer. 1632 01:35:14,709 --> 01:35:16,319 I won't be seeing you for a while. 1633 01:35:16,319 --> 01:35:18,060 Oh, where you going? 1634 01:35:18,060 --> 01:35:20,540 Camp. New Hampshire. Yeah. 1635 01:35:20,540 --> 01:35:22,368 - Oh. - Leaving today. 1636 01:35:22,368 --> 01:35:23,674 Well, have fun. 1637 01:35:25,328 --> 01:35:26,329 Thanks. 1638 01:35:27,678 --> 01:35:29,201 And, uh, I don't know. 1639 01:35:29,201 --> 01:35:31,160 Maybe we can hang out when you get back? 1640 01:35:32,422 --> 01:35:34,032 Re... Really? 1641 01:35:35,077 --> 01:35:36,078 Yeah. 1642 01:35:38,254 --> 01:35:40,299 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. 1643 01:36:18,816 --> 01:36:20,122 Oh, my God. 1644 01:36:21,166 --> 01:36:22,733 Oh, my God. 1645 01:36:22,733 --> 01:36:24,387 Mom... Mom? 1646 01:36:25,562 --> 01:36:27,607 Mom! Mom! 1647 01:36:27,607 --> 01:36:29,653 What is it? What's wrong? 1648 01:36:29,653 --> 01:36:32,917 I got it. I got my period. 1649 01:36:33,700 --> 01:36:34,876 What? 1650 01:36:38,227 --> 01:36:40,055 - I got it, right? - Yeah! 1651 01:36:41,099 --> 01:36:43,580 - Yeah. Yes. 1652 01:36:43,580 --> 01:36:46,844 Oh, my God. 1653 01:36:51,501 --> 01:36:53,720 - I don't know why I'm crying. 1654 01:36:53,720 --> 01:36:55,984 Oh, my goodness. Wow. 1655 01:36:55,984 --> 01:36:58,203 - Are you okay? Yeah? - I'm fine. I'm fine. 1656 01:36:58,203 --> 01:37:00,423 - You feel... - Yep, I'm fine. 1657 01:37:00,423 --> 01:37:02,251 Do you have any cramping or... 1658 01:37:02,251 --> 01:37:04,209 - No. No, no, no. No, I'm fine. - No? 1659 01:37:04,209 --> 01:37:05,732 I can't believe this is happening to you. 1660 01:37:05,732 --> 01:37:06,908 I don't believe it either. 1661 01:37:06,908 --> 01:37:08,431 You're a woman! 1662 01:37:08,431 --> 01:37:09,693 I'm a woman! 1663 01:37:13,740 --> 01:37:15,612 Okay, um... Get down to business. 1664 01:37:15,612 --> 01:37:16,700 - We need pads. - Yeah. 1665 01:37:16,700 --> 01:37:17,919 - Yeah, yeah. - Yeah. 1666 01:37:17,919 --> 01:37:19,224 I actually bought you some. 1667 01:37:19,224 --> 01:37:20,573 - Really? - I was going to sneak them 1668 01:37:20,573 --> 01:37:22,619 into your trunk at camp, you know, just in case. 1669 01:37:22,619 --> 01:37:24,403 But, okay. One sec. 1670 01:37:25,622 --> 01:37:26,753 Be right there. 1671 01:37:28,494 --> 01:37:29,669 Okay. So... 1672 01:37:31,106 --> 01:37:33,151 Um, this is how they work. 1673 01:37:33,151 --> 01:37:34,892 - So you just put... - I know how to do it. 1674 01:37:34,892 --> 01:37:36,763 I've been practicing in my room for two months. 1675 01:37:36,763 --> 01:37:40,332 - What? - Yeah. 1676 01:37:40,332 --> 01:37:42,073 - You have? Oh, my... - Yes. Yes. 1677 01:37:44,641 --> 01:37:45,990 All right. 1678 01:37:45,990 --> 01:37:48,863 Well, then, you're, um... You don't need me. 1679 01:37:51,300 --> 01:37:52,649 Yeah. 1680 01:37:52,649 --> 01:37:54,520 I'll be right out here. Okay. 1681 01:38:31,514 --> 01:38:33,124 Are you still there, God? 1682 01:38:33,951 --> 01:38:35,779 It's me, Margaret. 1683 01:38:37,781 --> 01:38:38,869 Thanks. 1684 01:38:39,609 --> 01:38:41,089 Thanks an awful lot. 118165