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- I feel so bad stealing
all this from work.
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- Cary, that's the point
of having a shitty job.
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It's the tradeoff.
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- Wait, is that full
salt and pepper shakers?
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- Yes.
- Okay, yas!
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I love a park day!
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Oh, and there is someone
I want you to meet.
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- Yo.
- This is Lance.
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- How you doing?
- Hey. Cary. Hey.
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- How you doing?
- Hi. Curtis.
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- Isn't he insane?
His body is so hot,
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I actually insist on having
sex every 14 minutes.
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Otherwise, I stop being able
to concentrate properly.
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- Yeah. It's dope
but exhausting.
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- Well, sit. Have some wine.
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We have plenty of
glasses. Almost 30.
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- Oh, no, I can't.
I got work later.
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- Wait, I thought Brooke
said you work at Foot Locker.
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I feel like you could
show up tipsy for that.
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- Nah, anything I do,
I like to do 100%.
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It wouldn't be fair if I
didn't bring them my A game.
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- God, how is he not
People's Sexiest Man Alive?
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Anyway,
what I need is coffee.
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- Oh. Um, I actually
have that too.
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- You took the espresso machine?
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- Yeah.
- Oh, hell yeah, Curtis!
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Wait, what was that?
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- What was that
that you just did?
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- What, you guys
never dabbed before?
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Oh, my God, I love it.
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- Like this?
- It's, like, for celebrations.
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You can even double
it up sometimes.
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Let's go! Let's go!
- Double dab. Okay.
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That looks good.
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"Hey, girlie.
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"Where are you?
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"Just trying to close
that director loop
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and get an Academy Award, LOL."
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"Just been quite
a while, girlie.
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Not sure if these
are going through."
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"At least let me know if
these are going through."
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Uh, "At my BF's.
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Not sure how good
reception is."
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Oh, shit.
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What happened there?
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- ♪ I-I-I'm a w... ♪
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Hey, Mac.
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Sorry, know I'm
reaching out a tonsies.
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Just eager to close
the loop on this director
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and get that Oscar before
"WindWeaver" season two.
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Yas!
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So please, just call me back.
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Hey, Cary again.
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Truly sorry to bug you
in the Hampties, my girl,
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but it actually has been
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such a weird amount of time
since I've heard from you.
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Like, so long, I don't
think I'm the crazy one.
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Anyway,
please call me back.
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My boyfriend works
days, so I'm just
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hanging at his
house, free whenev...
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I mean, this is just
outrageous now, no?
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Like, please, call
me back, Mackenzie.
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I've lost all track of time,
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and I'm worried
something might be wrong.
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But I called every hospital,
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and there's no Mackenzie at any,
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so at least just let me
know you're still alive.
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Please?
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Mackenzie!
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Mackenzie!
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Mackenzie!
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Oh, those are pretty.
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- Yeah. Should
brighten up the place.
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- Oh, hey, have you talked
to Cary and Brooke yet?
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Give them the bad news?
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- No, I keep putting it off.
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But I do think I'll
start with Cary.
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- That's smart.
He's way less scary.
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- I just hope he takes it okay.
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I know how important
this movie is to him,
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and now I'm pulling the funding?
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- Patricia, he'll get it.
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How much could he
care about one movie?
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- Okay, this is actually
hurtful now, Mackenzie.
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Like, I am wasting
away over here.
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And I don't know if this is
how you treat other clients,
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but this is not okay.
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I'm sick of beans!
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Like, this is not okay.
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Ow! Ow! Fuck!
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Ahh!
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And why isn't Lucas back yet?
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Where is Lucas?
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Okay, Mac.
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If this is how you
want to play things,
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if this is how you
choose to do business,
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you have left me no
choice but to come to you.
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That's right.
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I googled your last
name plus Hamptons,
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found your home address...
- Turn right.
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- And guess what... I
am now on your street.
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I bet you didn't count
on this, did you, Mackie?
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But this is who you've made me.
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This is who I am
now 'cause of you.
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- You have arrived.
- So buckle up, girl.
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'Cause I'm here for answers.
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But more than that,
I'm here to hand you
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something very
important... Your own ass.
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- Remember me, Mac?
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From 1 billion years ago?
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Where
is she? Come on.
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Not now, Mom. I'm trying
to get a movie made.
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God, she is gonna
be so humiliated.
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Mac!
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Come out, come out,
wherever you are!
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I can see movement in there.
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I know you're in there. Mac!
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- Cary?
- I saw you...
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- What's wrong? What
are you doing here?
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So you are alive!
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Do you know how long
I've been trying
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to get in touch with you?
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Jesus fucking Christ!
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- What?
- We need to attach a director
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so I can win an
Oscar, but you haven't
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gotten back to me
in, what, years?
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- Wait. This is
about the director?
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- Yes, dude! Remember?
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You said you would hurry to
attach one in that meeting,
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and then you fully ghosted me!
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I've been calling
hospitals looking for you.
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I legit thought you were dead!
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That's how long it's been.
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- Cary...
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that meeting was yesterday.
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- What?
- Yeah.
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It was Friday morning.
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It's Saturday night.
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It's been 36 hours.
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- Well, it certainly
felt like a lot longer.
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Did it not snow either?
- Snow? What?
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- But regardless,
you still could have
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called me back a lot sooner.
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Did you really not
see me call at all?
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- No, I don't always check
my phone on the weekend.
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I have a life.
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- Yeah, that's been
made pretty clear.
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- Excuse me?
- You are, like,
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always in the
Hamptons... Truly always.
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Like, how am I supposed
to win an Oscar,
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or frankly do anything
in this business,
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if my agent is always in
the Hamptons, hanging out?
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- Are you fucking kidding me?
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- What?
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- Are you fucking
kidding me right now?
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How fucking dare you come
here and talk to me like this?
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You do not get to come
to my fucking home
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in the middle of
the goddamn night
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and yell at me.
- I...
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- A, I'm a goddamn
fucking grown woman,
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and you will not
speak to me like this.
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Do you understand?
- I was... I just...
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- And B, I'm always
in the Hamptons?
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- I mean, are you not always?
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Like, factually speaking...
- Here's a question.
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How do you even know that
I've been in the Hamptons?
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Like, how do you know?
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- Uh...
- Because I call you
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and I email you and
I Zoom you from here,
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nonstop, to tell you
I got you something
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or to give you
feedback on something
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or to game out how to win
you a fucking Oscar now.
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Like, do you even
know the crazy shit
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that you have asked me
to make happen this year?
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And I haven't blinked
a fucking eye!
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Look at your
career! It's insane!
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So no, I have not been
bad or slow at all.
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At fucking all!
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Period! End of story!
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- Hey, is everything
okay? I heard yelling.
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- Yes. It's just a
client. It's fine.
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- Oh, yeah. The WindWeaver?
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- Yep. Yep, that's him.
Thank you. It's fine.
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This is my brother's
house, so...
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- Oh.
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I... I didn't...
Sorry, I didn't, um...
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And I... I... I do know
you've been working.
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I just didn't, uh...
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I'm sorry I came here.
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Uh, I'm... I'm gonna go.
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I'll just... I'm gonna
catch the next jitney home.
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It's 2:00.
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There are no next jitneys.
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- Right. Uh, that's okay.
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I'm just gonna, uh...
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Give me a second.
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You
can stay here tonight.
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- No, no. That... I...
that would be insane.
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- Cary, I'm not gonna not
let you have a place to stay.
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I have to drive to the
city in the morning.
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I will give you a
ride. It's fine.
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Cary, it's fine.
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- Sorry.
- Yep.
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- No, please don't
put me on hold.
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Yeah, I spoke to
somebody earlier,
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and they said that
wouldn't be a problem.
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- This is Cary.
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Cary, my friend Jen.
- Hi.
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- Yes, I'll hold.
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- Uh, you're gonna
be in that bedroom.
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The, um, bed's a little
firm, but it's a trundle,
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so you just pull out
the one below it,
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it's better.
- Oh, firm's fine.
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- I'm just gonna get you a
sheet and a towel and stuff.
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Let's see what we have.
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Of course, this
isn't gonna match.
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God.
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All right, no fitted sheet.
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Probably no pillowcases.
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What...
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It
won't be tonight.
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- I'm... I really
can go. I should...
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- Also, um, I'm gonna
do a load of laundry,
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and your clothes
are caked in mud.
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So why don't you just
leave them outside,
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and I'll put them in too.
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- Okay. I'm, uh,
sorry about your...
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- Thank you. Thanks.
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Yeah. It has not been fun.
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I'm so excited.
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I've never been to
the Tonys before.
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- It's the Peabodys.
- Right.
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Shh. It's Cary.
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God, I'm so nervous.
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Hi, honey. How's it going?
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- Hey. Sorry I missed
you, uh, before.
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Um, not sure why
you were calling.
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But, um, I was, uh...
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I was thinking, and I
actually don't need funding
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for the, uh, movie anymore.
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- Wait, really?
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- Um, yeah. Yeah.
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I just had a tough couple
days and a weird night,
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and... and I think I...
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I think I just need
to talk to my agent
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and get out of it altogether.
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- Is everything okay?
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- Yeah. Yeah,
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I just... I'm out
in the Hamptons.
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I'm actually, uh...
251
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pretty close to where
Curtis does his birthday.
252
00:12:08,563 --> 00:12:12,066
So I think I might just try
to spend the week with him,
253
00:12:12,150 --> 00:12:14,569
if he'll have me,
instead of trying
254
00:12:14,694 --> 00:12:17,405
to cram something else in real
quick before "WindWeaver."
255
00:12:17,488 --> 00:12:21,075
- Well, we'll always remember
this as your decision.
256
00:12:21,159 --> 00:12:22,720
- All right. Love you, Mom.
I'll talk to you later.
257
00:12:22,744 --> 00:12:24,245
Okay. Bye.
258
00:12:24,328 --> 00:12:25,913
Gay people think
they're so smart,
259
00:12:26,038 --> 00:12:27,498
but he had no idea.
260
00:12:27,582 --> 00:12:30,752
- Yay! Now all that's
left is Brooke.
261
00:12:30,877 --> 00:12:32,754
Oh, shit.
262
00:12:37,925 --> 00:12:39,343
- Hey.
- Hey.
263
00:12:39,427 --> 00:12:40,511
- How'd you sleep?
264
00:12:40,595 --> 00:12:41,721
- Good, thanks.
265
00:12:41,804 --> 00:12:43,723
Um, is Mac awake, or...
266
00:12:43,806 --> 00:12:45,767
- Uh, yeah. She's
in with our mom.
267
00:12:45,850 --> 00:12:48,227
I'm actually gonna drive
you back, if that's okay.
268
00:12:48,311 --> 00:12:50,104
- Yeah. Yeah, I'll just, um...
269
00:12:50,188 --> 00:12:51,832
I'll talk to her later,
and I actually, uh...
270
00:12:51,856 --> 00:12:54,609
I just need to go somewhere
a little closer, if that's...
271
00:12:54,734 --> 00:12:57,028
- Whoa, whoa. Holy shit.
272
00:12:57,111 --> 00:12:58,571
Is that that actor?
273
00:12:58,654 --> 00:13:00,281
- Oh, my God.
274
00:13:00,364 --> 00:13:02,450
- Now getting word
famous method actor
275
00:13:02,533 --> 00:13:05,495
Lucas Lambert Moy
spotted stumbling naked
276
00:13:05,620 --> 00:13:07,830
along Route 17 this morning.
- What the fuck?
277
00:13:07,955 --> 00:13:09,332
- I'm sorry. Do...
do you know him?
278
00:13:09,457 --> 00:13:11,626
Yeah. He might
be my, uh, boyfriend.
279
00:13:11,709 --> 00:13:13,169
- Neighbors say Moy, who wrapped
280
00:13:13,294 --> 00:13:14,796
his most recent film yesterday
281
00:13:14,879 --> 00:13:17,131
and does not yet have
another one lined up,
282
00:13:17,215 --> 00:13:19,217
seemed disoriented and afraid.
283
00:13:19,300 --> 00:13:21,386
- We were just driving,
and we saw him like that.
284
00:13:21,469 --> 00:13:23,137
You know who that
is? That's, uh...
285
00:13:23,221 --> 00:13:24,615
It seemed like maybe he
had been in character
286
00:13:24,639 --> 00:13:26,474
for so long, he
forgot who he was.
287
00:13:26,599 --> 00:13:28,359
- This is pathetic.
- So I called the sheriff
288
00:13:28,476 --> 00:13:30,311
to see if he had
some family the area.
289
00:13:30,395 --> 00:13:32,289
I mean, he must have come
up here for some reason.
290
00:13:32,313 --> 00:13:33,791
Thanks, mate.
291
00:13:33,815 --> 00:13:36,526
Wait, why the heck am
I talking so funny?
292
00:13:36,651 --> 00:13:38,945
- Whoa, he's been
Australian this whole time?
293
00:13:39,028 --> 00:13:40,238
No wonder he books.
294
00:13:40,321 --> 00:13:41,948
- I'm sorry, you
didn't know that?
295
00:13:42,031 --> 00:13:43,300
How long have you
two been together?
296
00:13:43,324 --> 00:13:44,604
- Oh, I don't
really want to say.
297
00:13:44,659 --> 00:13:46,160
Um, and I...
298
00:13:46,244 --> 00:13:48,329
I actually think we
might break up soon.
299
00:13:49,580 --> 00:13:51,541
- Lucas, my baby!
300
00:13:51,666 --> 00:13:53,376
It's your mother!
301
00:13:53,501 --> 00:13:55,837
- Lucas, my baby!
It's your husband!
302
00:13:55,920 --> 00:13:57,839
- Yeah, we're done.
303
00:13:57,964 --> 00:13:59,173
Let's go.
304
00:14:03,845 --> 00:14:05,471
It's right here on the left.
305
00:14:08,182 --> 00:14:10,685
Thank you so much for the ride.
306
00:14:10,810 --> 00:14:12,061
- You got it.
307
00:14:25,950 --> 00:14:28,911
- Oh, my God.
308
00:14:29,036 --> 00:14:30,246
Cary...
- I... I'm not here
309
00:14:30,371 --> 00:14:31,706
to be weird, I swear.
310
00:14:31,789 --> 00:14:35,043
I just, uh... could we, uh...
311
00:14:35,168 --> 00:14:39,338
Could we talk
somewhere in private?
312
00:14:45,470 --> 00:14:48,765
God, this house is so pretty.
313
00:14:48,890 --> 00:14:50,725
- I know.
314
00:14:50,850 --> 00:14:52,226
So sad she's a Republican.
315
00:14:52,351 --> 00:14:53,631
- Wait, did she
charge you again?
316
00:14:53,686 --> 00:14:56,147
- Yup, and added,
like, a laundry fee
317
00:14:56,230 --> 00:14:57,815
'cause I think she just assumes
318
00:14:57,899 --> 00:14:59,525
we're doing anal
on all of her beds.
319
00:14:59,609 --> 00:15:01,402
- Mm.
- Which...
320
00:15:04,530 --> 00:15:08,868
- So, uh, congrats
on the Oscar buzz.
321
00:15:08,951 --> 00:15:10,536
When do you shoot?
322
00:15:10,620 --> 00:15:12,413
Like, now?
323
00:15:12,538 --> 00:15:14,457
- Well, that was the plan, yes.
324
00:15:14,582 --> 00:15:18,169
But I'm... I'm not
gonna do that anymore.
325
00:15:19,629 --> 00:15:20,671
Which is why I'm here.
326
00:15:20,755 --> 00:15:24,092
I... I don't...
327
00:15:24,175 --> 00:15:25,426
I don't care about work.
328
00:15:25,551 --> 00:15:27,595
I... I'm trying not
to care about work
329
00:15:27,678 --> 00:15:29,972
as much, starting now,
330
00:15:30,098 --> 00:15:34,644
'cause I think it's...
fully killing me.
331
00:15:35,686 --> 00:15:40,608
It's just... it's everything
I wanted for so long,
332
00:15:40,733 --> 00:15:42,068
or I thought I wanted.
333
00:15:42,151 --> 00:15:43,712
I don't even know what
all I wanted, I just...
334
00:15:43,736 --> 00:15:45,464
- You wanted to be the most
famous actor in the world
335
00:15:45,488 --> 00:15:48,074
so everyone would love you
and be impressed by you
336
00:15:48,157 --> 00:15:49,409
but also scared of you,
337
00:15:49,492 --> 00:15:51,035
and they'd never
judge you in any way
338
00:15:51,119 --> 00:15:54,038
'cause they were too
constantly in awe of you.
339
00:15:54,122 --> 00:15:56,124
It's what we all wanted.
340
00:15:56,249 --> 00:15:59,544
- But then I... I
don't know, I just...
341
00:15:59,627 --> 00:16:02,171
Now I just don't
have anything else,
342
00:16:02,296 --> 00:16:05,299
any friends, or I...
343
00:16:05,383 --> 00:16:07,510
I never had any friends,
actually, except for you.
344
00:16:07,635 --> 00:16:10,096
So I'm not doing
the movie this week.
345
00:16:10,179 --> 00:16:11,973
I just want to be here with you
346
00:16:12,098 --> 00:16:14,434
in this homophobic
woman's beautiful house,
347
00:16:14,517 --> 00:16:16,310
like I have been for
the past ten years,
348
00:16:16,394 --> 00:16:17,729
and just fix things.
349
00:16:17,812 --> 00:16:20,523
Like, I want to know
what you're up to again.
350
00:16:20,648 --> 00:16:22,692
Like, you have a boyfriend now?
351
00:16:24,819 --> 00:16:26,654
- Yes, the rumors are true.
352
00:16:30,908 --> 00:16:33,161
- I really appreciate this.
353
00:16:33,244 --> 00:16:36,622
And was, like, hoping for it.
354
00:16:36,706 --> 00:16:38,642
'Cause I was starting to
worry that you were gonna be
355
00:16:38,666 --> 00:16:42,545
one of those friends that
I just had for a time.
356
00:16:42,670 --> 00:16:48,051
And I... I didn't want you
to be a friend for a time.
357
00:16:50,636 --> 00:16:52,472
So thank you.
358
00:16:52,555 --> 00:16:55,349
But I just, um...
359
00:16:55,433 --> 00:16:57,935
I don't think I can
have you stay, though.
360
00:16:58,019 --> 00:17:00,313
- Oh, I...
361
00:17:00,396 --> 00:17:01,814
I won't be shitty, I promise.
362
00:17:01,898 --> 00:17:04,441
I won't talk about me.
I won't talk about work.
363
00:17:04,525 --> 00:17:05,735
I just...
- No, I know.
364
00:17:05,860 --> 00:17:08,071
It's just, you
were kind of shitty
365
00:17:08,196 --> 00:17:09,947
to my friends too.
366
00:17:10,031 --> 00:17:15,244
And I feel like you owe
not just me an apology.
367
00:17:15,369 --> 00:17:16,888
And it's really my
boyfriend's birthday too,
368
00:17:16,912 --> 00:17:20,875
and so it's like a
co-thing, and I'm just...
369
00:17:20,958 --> 00:17:22,834
nervous to change the vibes.
370
00:17:22,919 --> 00:17:24,253
- Oof. Yeah.
371
00:17:24,379 --> 00:17:26,381
Tough hearing you
being somewhere
372
00:17:26,464 --> 00:17:28,841
will change the vibes.
373
00:17:28,925 --> 00:17:30,259
- I'm sorry. Was that too rude?
374
00:17:30,385 --> 00:17:32,345
I'm truly not trying
to kick a friend out.
375
00:17:32,428 --> 00:17:36,391
- No, it's fine. I... I
would change the vibes.
376
00:17:37,642 --> 00:17:41,312
So we'll just
377
00:17:41,396 --> 00:17:43,564
pick this up later?
378
00:17:43,689 --> 00:17:44,732
- Yeah.
379
00:17:44,816 --> 00:17:46,692
I mean, I feel
like I should just
380
00:17:46,776 --> 00:17:48,403
kiss you passionately
in the rain
381
00:17:48,486 --> 00:17:49,904
and take you right back, but...
382
00:17:51,656 --> 00:17:54,325
- It's just not 100% the
move for me right now.
383
00:17:54,409 --> 00:17:55,910
- Yeah, no. It's your call.
384
00:17:55,993 --> 00:18:00,498
I mean, I'm here in a month
or in a year or what...
385
00:18:00,581 --> 00:18:02,417
- Thanks.
386
00:18:02,500 --> 00:18:04,669
It won't be a year.
387
00:18:07,004 --> 00:18:10,633
And since you came all
this way, I can, um...
388
00:18:10,758 --> 00:18:12,593
I can at least
show you a picture
389
00:18:12,719 --> 00:18:14,345
of my boyfriend's
dick before you go.
390
00:18:14,429 --> 00:18:16,806
- Okay. Good. Yes.
I would take that.
391
00:18:16,931 --> 00:18:18,266
- Here.
392
00:18:18,349 --> 00:18:20,101
I know.
393
00:18:20,226 --> 00:18:21,769
It's so thick.
394
00:18:21,853 --> 00:18:23,062
- Is it on sideways?
395
00:18:23,146 --> 00:18:24,480
- Yes, basically.
396
00:18:24,605 --> 00:18:26,107
Wow.
397
00:18:26,232 --> 00:18:27,592
- I like the pose too.
- Thank you.
398
00:18:27,650 --> 00:18:29,402
- Nice pose.
- I know. It was...
399
00:18:29,485 --> 00:18:31,529
- He's showing it off.
- Yes, exactly.
400
00:18:31,612 --> 00:18:35,616
We took, like, 50 of
them.
401
00:18:49,547 --> 00:18:51,299
- Oh. Hey, Mac.
- Cary.
402
00:18:51,382 --> 00:18:53,593
Uh, hey. So I, um...
- Hey.
403
00:18:53,676 --> 00:18:56,304
- I have some insane
news about the movie.
404
00:18:56,429 --> 00:18:58,514
Uh, Kelly Reichardt
wants to direct.
405
00:18:58,639 --> 00:19:02,935
Also, Harry Styles is
in as the love interest.
406
00:19:03,019 --> 00:19:04,562
- Wait, what?
407
00:19:04,645 --> 00:19:06,981
So... sorry, is this real?
- Yeah.
408
00:19:07,065 --> 00:19:09,484
He says he wants another
stab at playing gay.
409
00:19:09,567 --> 00:19:11,736
He really thinks he can
get it right this time.
410
00:19:11,819 --> 00:19:14,030
Anyway, they all want
to get drinks tonight.
411
00:19:14,155 --> 00:19:16,824
Oh, and you can let your
mom off the financing hook.
412
00:19:16,949 --> 00:19:18,826
I mean, with you three,
the money's rolling in.
413
00:19:18,910 --> 00:19:21,537
- Whoa. Uh, this
is insane. Um...
414
00:19:21,662 --> 00:19:23,372
- And it's tight, but we can
415
00:19:23,498 --> 00:19:24,874
fit this in before
"WindWeaver."
416
00:19:24,999 --> 00:19:28,002
So yeah. It's all
happening, Cary.
417
00:19:28,127 --> 00:19:33,299
This could be your
Academy Award.
418
00:19:36,803 --> 00:19:38,930
- And I want to say thank
you to our entire crew.
419
00:19:39,013 --> 00:19:41,140
You know who you are,
which is the only reason
420
00:19:41,224 --> 00:19:43,518
I'm not saying your names,
because I do know them.
421
00:19:43,643 --> 00:19:45,603
God, this is so insane.
422
00:19:45,686 --> 00:19:47,146
Am I really not imagining this?
423
00:19:47,230 --> 00:19:49,857
Like, how is no
one stopping this?
424
00:19:49,982 --> 00:19:51,484
Okay.
425
00:19:51,567 --> 00:19:52,860
I also want to say,
426
00:19:52,944 --> 00:19:54,862
to every young
girl watching this,
427
00:19:54,946 --> 00:19:57,824
that this award is
proof, once and for all,
428
00:19:57,907 --> 00:19:59,367
that I am good!
429
00:19:59,492 --> 00:20:01,202
Whoo, Brookie!
430
00:20:01,327 --> 00:20:02,607
- Is everyone
really seeing this?
431
00:20:02,703 --> 00:20:05,206
Like, I cannot believe
no one's stop...
432
00:20:05,289 --> 00:20:06,749
- Okay, I'm gonna stop you.
433
00:20:06,874 --> 00:20:09,627
Um, first off, your speech
can only be 30 seconds.
434
00:20:09,711 --> 00:20:12,213
- And how long was it
so far? Like, 40, 45?
435
00:20:12,296 --> 00:20:14,507
- It's been 25 1/2 minutes.
- Oh.
436
00:20:14,590 --> 00:20:16,360
- Second, I wouldn't pepper
the whole thing with,
437
00:20:16,384 --> 00:20:17,927
"Why is no one stopping this?"
438
00:20:18,052 --> 00:20:20,596
Feels odd to the listener.
- I know. I'm just nervous.
439
00:20:20,722 --> 00:20:22,783
Because once you start getting
attention for being good,
440
00:20:22,807 --> 00:20:24,225
that's when people come for you.
441
00:20:24,308 --> 00:20:26,728
- When people come for you?
- Yes.
442
00:20:26,811 --> 00:20:28,580
Don't you remember when
Jameela Jamil launched
443
00:20:28,604 --> 00:20:30,624
that body positivity app,
and then everyone accused her
444
00:20:30,648 --> 00:20:32,275
of lying about being
attacked by bees?
445
00:20:32,400 --> 00:20:34,193
- I do not remember
one part of that.
446
00:20:34,277 --> 00:20:35,862
- I just...
447
00:20:35,945 --> 00:20:38,239
I really don't want this
award taken away from me.
448
00:20:38,364 --> 00:20:40,074
- Brooke, no one
is coming for you
449
00:20:40,199 --> 00:20:42,034
in the next 30 minutes, okay?
450
00:20:42,118 --> 00:20:43,286
I promise.
451
00:20:43,411 --> 00:20:45,246
30 minutes till deadline.
452
00:20:45,371 --> 00:20:47,248
This article's
gonna take you down.
453
00:20:47,373 --> 00:20:49,333
- Yep. I am coming
for you, girl.
454
00:20:51,419 --> 00:20:54,505
- Reminder to all guests,
our ceremony will begin
455
00:20:54,589 --> 00:20:56,424
in 15 minutes...
- God, this is so legit.
456
00:20:56,507 --> 00:20:58,009
- I mean, yeah. It's the Emmys.
457
00:20:58,092 --> 00:20:59,177
- No, it's not.
458
00:20:59,260 --> 00:21:00,762
- Okay, Pat.
- Yeah.
459
00:21:00,845 --> 00:21:03,139
- You're gonna head to
that first camera with AP.
460
00:21:03,264 --> 00:21:04,640
- Okay.
461
00:21:04,766 --> 00:21:06,684
- Chase, you're at the
second one with Reuters.
462
00:21:06,768 --> 00:21:08,245
- All right.
- And, Brooke, we have you
463
00:21:08,269 --> 00:21:10,980
at the third cam with
Judy from peabodys.com.
464
00:21:11,105 --> 00:21:13,274
- Sorry, what exactly
is Judy gonna ask me?
465
00:21:13,357 --> 00:21:16,110
'Cause I'd sort of rather go
straight to getting my award.
466
00:21:16,235 --> 00:21:18,279
You know, have it in my hands.
467
00:21:18,404 --> 00:21:20,323
- No! It's your night.
468
00:21:20,448 --> 00:21:22,533
You gotta do the carpet first.
469
00:21:22,617 --> 00:21:24,619
- Fuck. This is
where it ends for me.
470
00:21:24,702 --> 00:21:25,995
I mean, look at this Judy woman.
471
00:21:26,120 --> 00:21:27,955
She is just waiting to
nail me to the cross.
472
00:21:28,039 --> 00:21:29,624
But what cross?
And for what sin?
473
00:21:29,707 --> 00:21:31,167
Like, I know I'm bad, but how?
474
00:21:31,292 --> 00:21:32,460
And who told her? Was it you?
475
00:21:32,585 --> 00:21:34,379
- Oh, my God,
Brooke. Get a grip.
476
00:21:34,462 --> 00:21:36,381
This is all based on
literally nothing.
477
00:21:36,464 --> 00:21:38,132
You're good, you
made something good,
478
00:21:38,216 --> 00:21:39,634
and you deserve this.
479
00:21:39,759 --> 00:21:43,137
Now go.
480
00:21:43,221 --> 00:21:45,139
- God, you are so not good.
481
00:21:45,264 --> 00:21:46,766
And now everyone will know.
482
00:21:46,849 --> 00:21:48,810
- You do not deserve a Peabody.
483
00:21:48,893 --> 00:21:50,353
That's for sure.
484
00:21:50,478 --> 00:21:53,815
Both: And posted.
485
00:21:57,610 --> 00:21:58,986
- Brooke!
- Mm-hmm.
486
00:21:59,070 --> 00:22:00,506
- Thanks for chatting.
I'll make this quick.
487
00:22:00,530 --> 00:22:01,823
I only have one question.
488
00:22:01,948 --> 00:22:03,668
And it's about something
I just read online,
489
00:22:03,783 --> 00:22:05,326
actually, moments ago.
490
00:22:05,451 --> 00:22:06,828
Online?
491
00:22:06,953 --> 00:22:08,162
About me?
492
00:22:08,246 --> 00:22:09,288
Moments ago?
493
00:22:09,372 --> 00:22:11,165
- Uh-huh.
494
00:22:11,249 --> 00:22:12,417
I read...
495
00:22:12,500 --> 00:22:14,043
That you...
496
00:22:14,168 --> 00:22:16,713
You, you, you, you.
497
00:22:16,838 --> 00:22:19,882
- Used to date People's
Sexiest Man Alive?
498
00:22:20,007 --> 00:22:21,884
Is that true?
499
00:22:22,009 --> 00:22:22,969
- Oh.
500
00:22:23,052 --> 00:22:24,011
Oh, my God.
501
00:22:24,095 --> 00:22:25,346
Yes!
502
00:22:25,430 --> 00:22:27,014
Which makes sense,
'cause we are both
503
00:22:27,098 --> 00:22:28,516
unimpeachable sweeties.
504
00:22:28,599 --> 00:22:29,934
Perfect in every way.
505
00:22:30,017 --> 00:22:31,018
- So true.
506
00:22:31,102 --> 00:22:33,563
Anyway, enjoy your night.
507
00:22:33,688 --> 00:22:35,189
- Really? That's it?
508
00:22:35,314 --> 00:22:38,025
Like, next stop, I go win a
"Peadbody" on national TV?
509
00:22:38,109 --> 00:22:39,944
- Well, peabodys.com.
510
00:22:40,027 --> 00:22:41,696
But yes.
511
00:22:41,821 --> 00:22:44,323
- Okay. Well, hell yeah, Judy!
512
00:22:44,407 --> 00:22:46,909
Whew. Guess
everything's fine.
513
00:22:47,034 --> 00:22:49,203
And now I finally get
to accept an award
514
00:22:49,328 --> 00:22:51,789
that proves that I am good.
515
00:22:51,873 --> 00:22:54,208
- Now, Chase, I
do have to ask you
516
00:22:54,292 --> 00:22:56,002
about a pretty scathing article
517
00:22:56,085 --> 00:22:58,379
that actually just
came out about you...
518
00:22:58,463 --> 00:22:59,380
- What?
519
00:22:59,464 --> 00:23:01,299
Both: And posted.
520
00:23:03,176 --> 00:23:05,011
- God, you are so not good.
521
00:23:05,094 --> 00:23:07,221
- That accuses you
of winning a Peabody
522
00:23:07,305 --> 00:23:10,058
for a mental health special
while exploiting people
523
00:23:10,183 --> 00:23:12,143
struggling with mental
health to sell albums.
524
00:23:12,226 --> 00:23:14,562
- And, Pat, I also have
to ask about an article
525
00:23:14,645 --> 00:23:16,230
just posted about you...
526
00:23:16,314 --> 00:23:18,024
Huh? Both: And posted.
527
00:23:19,609 --> 00:23:22,070
- You do not deserve a
Peabody. That's for sure.
528
00:23:22,153 --> 00:23:23,738
- Regarding since-deleted tweets
529
00:23:23,821 --> 00:23:26,282
which were screenshotted
and paint you
530
00:23:26,407 --> 00:23:27,658
as a classist elitist
531
00:23:27,742 --> 00:23:29,911
with a disdain for
small-town America.
532
00:23:30,036 --> 00:23:31,079
- Oh, fuck.
533
00:23:31,162 --> 00:23:32,872
Both: So what do
you say to all this?
534
00:23:32,955 --> 00:23:34,373
- Uh...
- Oh, well...
535
00:23:34,457 --> 00:23:35,917
- No. Okay. No,
sorry. We have to go.
536
00:23:36,042 --> 00:23:37,519
- Thank you. We're
done here. Let's go.
537
00:23:37,543 --> 00:23:38,562
- But I... excuse me...
- Walk.
538
00:23:38,586 --> 00:23:39,754
- Sorry.
- Walk. Walk.
539
00:23:39,837 --> 00:23:41,089
- Here we go. Here we go.
540
00:23:41,214 --> 00:23:43,007
Don't say anything
to any-fucking-one.
541
00:23:43,091 --> 00:23:44,891
- Ladies and gentlemen,
the moment you've been
542
00:23:44,926 --> 00:23:46,636
waiting for is almost here.
543
00:23:46,761 --> 00:23:48,096
Our ceremony will begin...
544
00:23:48,179 --> 00:23:50,223
- Shit! Shit, shit,
shit, shit, shit.
545
00:23:50,306 --> 00:23:51,557
- What now? What happens now?
546
00:23:51,641 --> 00:23:53,434
- Hey, can you guys
clear? Thank you.
547
00:23:53,559 --> 00:23:54,727
- Jesus, Pat.
548
00:23:54,811 --> 00:23:56,771
You tweeted all this about Ohio?
549
00:23:56,896 --> 00:23:58,439
"These people should be in jail
550
00:23:58,564 --> 00:24:00,108
"for what their
houses look like.
551
00:24:00,233 --> 00:24:02,777
Thank God I don't think
this shit looks good still."
552
00:24:02,860 --> 00:24:04,278
- "Everything we
ate was awful."
553
00:24:04,362 --> 00:24:06,531
Mom, you can't say this
shit about your base.
554
00:24:06,614 --> 00:24:08,699
God, you're worse on
social media than Cary.
555
00:24:08,783 --> 00:24:09,951
- What?
- Whoa.
556
00:24:10,034 --> 00:24:11,327
- Take that back.
- Hey, now.
557
00:24:11,452 --> 00:24:12,912
We're all on the same team here.
558
00:24:12,995 --> 00:24:14,848
- Okay. You're right. I'm
sorry. That was too far.
559
00:24:14,872 --> 00:24:16,975
- Just tell me, what the fuck
do Chase and I do, Brooke?
560
00:24:16,999 --> 00:24:18,435
- Maybe we could each
do a Notes app apology.
561
00:24:18,459 --> 00:24:20,059
Like, I could write,
uh, "Sorry for using
562
00:24:20,128 --> 00:24:22,106
mental health to sell
albums," and then, you know...
563
00:24:22,130 --> 00:24:24,799
- Chase, have you ever seen
a Notes app apology work?
564
00:24:24,882 --> 00:24:27,635
I swear to God, if I see you
so much as open Notes app,
565
00:24:27,719 --> 00:24:29,679
I will break your fingers.
- Jeez. Okay.
566
00:24:29,804 --> 00:24:31,240
- Well, I just got a
text from marketing.
567
00:24:31,264 --> 00:24:32,950
Some advertisers want to
pull their commercials
568
00:24:32,974 --> 00:24:34,892
'cause Pat's no longer
in line with their brand.
569
00:24:34,976 --> 00:24:36,853
- Oh, no. The
ship's going down.
570
00:24:36,978 --> 00:24:38,438
The ship is going down.
571
00:24:38,521 --> 00:24:40,857
- So far, she's gotten
emails from Kohl's, Target,
572
00:24:40,982 --> 00:24:42,960
and the people at Princess
Diana Commemorative Coins.
573
00:24:42,984 --> 00:24:44,861
- Shit, if Commemorative
Coins pulls out,
574
00:24:44,986 --> 00:24:47,155
we just, what, won't
have commercials?
575
00:24:47,238 --> 00:24:48,489
- And great,
576
00:24:48,573 --> 00:24:50,008
now Lawrence O'Donnell
has the story.
577
00:24:50,032 --> 00:24:52,034
- Why does the full
news care about this?
578
00:24:52,160 --> 00:24:53,911
- And they sent a news van here.
579
00:24:53,995 --> 00:24:55,413
They're asking if
I want to go on
580
00:24:55,496 --> 00:24:56,831
and give a statement for Chase.
581
00:24:56,914 --> 00:24:58,541
Pat, I can talk for
you too, if you want.
582
00:24:58,666 --> 00:24:59,977
- Fuck, all my fans
are now posting
583
00:25:00,001 --> 00:25:01,502
angry videos about
me on Instagram.
584
00:25:01,586 --> 00:25:04,380
- And all my fans are trying
to but don't know how.
585
00:25:04,505 --> 00:25:05,506
Oh, wait. Here's one.
586
00:25:05,590 --> 00:25:06,510
- I just wanted to say,
587
00:25:06,591 --> 00:25:07,717
I have always been
588
00:25:07,842 --> 00:25:09,886
a huge fan of Pat's, so...
589
00:25:10,011 --> 00:25:11,763
I even met her once in New York.
590
00:25:11,846 --> 00:25:14,974
So reading those tweets was...
591
00:25:15,058 --> 00:25:17,226
very hurtful.
592
00:25:17,351 --> 00:25:20,563
- I just... I always thought
that she was just like me.
593
00:25:20,688 --> 00:25:24,609
And now... I don't.
594
00:25:24,692 --> 00:25:26,444
Oh. Uh, sorry.
595
00:25:26,527 --> 00:25:27,695
The tree people are here.
596
00:25:29,572 --> 00:25:31,783
Brookie, I feel like
I can't breathe.
597
00:25:31,866 --> 00:25:33,242
I never meant to...
598
00:25:33,367 --> 00:25:35,495
And Lisa was so nice.
599
00:25:35,578 --> 00:25:37,288
- Oh, Mom. I'm so
fucking sorry. I...
600
00:25:37,371 --> 00:25:39,248
- God, now everyone
hates me again?
601
00:25:39,373 --> 00:25:41,351
Like, everyone in the world
is just gonna think I'm bad
602
00:25:41,375 --> 00:25:42,543
and hate me again?
- Okay...
603
00:25:42,668 --> 00:25:44,063
- Like, I can't do this.
- Okay, no.
604
00:25:44,087 --> 00:25:45,380
It's not healthy
to look at this.
605
00:25:45,463 --> 00:25:46,589
Gimme. Give me your phones.
606
00:25:46,714 --> 00:25:48,299
- Shit. We lost another one.
607
00:25:48,383 --> 00:25:50,218
"We at Big Lots were
sickened to learn"...
608
00:25:50,301 --> 00:25:52,181
- Oh, shut up, Big Lots.
You sell piss and shit.
609
00:25:52,220 --> 00:25:53,971
Also, this is a family
crisis, Melanie.
610
00:25:54,055 --> 00:25:56,557
Can you go wait outside? And
make sure no one comes in.
611
00:25:56,682 --> 00:25:57,934
- Fuck!
612
00:25:58,059 --> 00:25:59,499
I also just got an
email from iTunes.
613
00:25:59,560 --> 00:26:01,062
- What?
- What?
614
00:26:01,187 --> 00:26:02,998
- "A new episode of 'Potomac'
is ready for download."
615
00:26:03,022 --> 00:26:04,774
Oh. Okay. So that'll
be nice after all this.
616
00:26:04,899 --> 00:26:07,568
- Focus, people!
This is a disaster.
617
00:26:07,652 --> 00:26:10,363
Your whole personas are
being good little sweeties,
618
00:26:10,446 --> 00:26:11,948
and you fucked it up.
619
00:26:12,073 --> 00:26:13,741
I mean, this could
end your careers.
620
00:26:13,825 --> 00:26:17,495
- Sorry, this is rude timing,
and I obviously stand with you.
621
00:26:17,578 --> 00:26:19,956
I'm just gonna go check you
can still win a "Peadbody"
622
00:26:20,081 --> 00:26:22,708
for being good if your
other EPs have been
623
00:26:22,792 --> 00:26:24,127
publicly disgraced.
624
00:26:24,252 --> 00:26:25,253
- Oh, God.
625
00:26:25,336 --> 00:26:27,088
There must be
something we can do.
626
00:26:27,213 --> 00:26:28,965
- Honestly, in a
situation like this,
627
00:26:29,090 --> 00:26:31,592
there's only ever one
way to get through it.
628
00:26:31,718 --> 00:26:33,094
You need a fall guy.
629
00:26:33,219 --> 00:26:34,988
- Oh, Streetie.
- No, Streeter. That'd be sad.
630
00:26:35,012 --> 00:26:36,597
- Hey, what? No, hey. What?
631
00:26:36,681 --> 00:26:38,015
She didn't say it
needed to be me.
632
00:26:38,099 --> 00:26:39,892
It could just as
easily be Brooke.
633
00:26:39,976 --> 00:26:42,937
- Wait, I think
Brooke is doing it.
634
00:26:43,062 --> 00:26:44,397
- What?
- Oh.
635
00:26:44,480 --> 00:26:45,982
- Oh, my God.
- What?
636
00:26:46,107 --> 00:26:47,108
- Unmute it. Unmute it.
637
00:26:47,233 --> 00:26:48,943
- So what you're saying is,
638
00:26:49,068 --> 00:26:50,820
your clients did not
write these tweets?
639
00:26:50,945 --> 00:26:52,488
- Of course not.
640
00:26:52,613 --> 00:26:54,782
They didn't even know
about them until tonight.
641
00:26:54,907 --> 00:26:56,951
I'm their manager.
I run their Twitter.
642
00:26:57,034 --> 00:26:59,537
- So it was your idea
to offer free therapy
643
00:26:59,620 --> 00:27:01,289
to sell ChaseDreams albums,
644
00:27:01,414 --> 00:27:03,499
a move the Mental Health
Institute has called
645
00:27:03,624 --> 00:27:05,251
grossly self-serving?
646
00:27:05,334 --> 00:27:06,210
- Yes.
647
00:27:06,294 --> 00:27:07,628
Chase actually told me not to.
648
00:27:07,712 --> 00:27:09,130
He's a good kid.
649
00:27:09,255 --> 00:27:11,049
He would never do
something like this.
650
00:27:11,132 --> 00:27:12,860
Same with my mom. I
mean, people really think
651
00:27:12,884 --> 00:27:14,343
Pat Dubek talks like that?
652
00:27:14,469 --> 00:27:16,596
"I'm so effing bored.
How much longer"...
653
00:27:16,679 --> 00:27:18,532
- Oh, my God, Brookie.
- "Do I have to do this for?"
654
00:27:18,556 --> 00:27:19,700
- Damn, she didn't even flinch.
655
00:27:19,724 --> 00:27:21,309
- Like, that is my voice.
656
00:27:21,392 --> 00:27:23,102
I'm a full bitch, 24/7.
657
00:27:23,186 --> 00:27:24,479
Ask anyone.
658
00:27:24,604 --> 00:27:26,105
Or, uh, please don't.
659
00:27:26,189 --> 00:27:27,648
But you get the point.
- Wow.
660
00:27:27,774 --> 00:27:29,317
This is so... so nice of her.
661
00:27:29,400 --> 00:27:30,777
- Well, you know,
for the record,
662
00:27:30,860 --> 00:27:31,920
I would have done this too.
663
00:27:31,944 --> 00:27:33,154
Eventually.
- No!
664
00:27:33,279 --> 00:27:34,655
No, this isn't fair
that Brookie is
665
00:27:34,739 --> 00:27:36,324
taking credit for all of this.
666
00:27:36,407 --> 00:27:39,202
- So to reiterate, every
screenshotted tweet was you?
667
00:27:39,327 --> 00:27:41,871
So you were the one who tweeted,
668
00:27:41,996 --> 00:27:43,706
"I know we're not
together anymore,
669
00:27:43,831 --> 00:27:47,293
"but I wanted to say, I
miss you and your bleep.
670
00:27:47,377 --> 00:27:49,921
God, I miss your
big, fat bleep"?
671
00:27:50,004 --> 00:27:52,131
Oh. Uh...
672
00:27:52,215 --> 00:27:54,467
That's... hadn't seen those.
673
00:27:54,550 --> 00:27:57,887
So new screenshots just
keep on rolling in.
674
00:27:58,012 --> 00:27:59,764
But yes, sure. Yes.
675
00:27:59,847 --> 00:28:02,350
- Because a lot of people
say they time up perfectly
676
00:28:02,475 --> 00:28:05,686
with Pat's very public
breakup from Streeter Peters.
677
00:28:05,812 --> 00:28:07,188
- No, I was...
678
00:28:08,189 --> 00:28:10,817
Also going through a
breakup at that time.
679
00:28:10,900 --> 00:28:14,737
So those were to my
ex, Lance Arroyo.
680
00:28:14,862 --> 00:28:17,824
And he does have a
big, fat... bleep.
681
00:28:17,907 --> 00:28:19,283
- Okay. You know, Pat's right.
682
00:28:19,367 --> 00:28:21,220
It's not fair for Lance
to take credit for this.
683
00:28:21,244 --> 00:28:24,414
- Well, we reached out to
Mr. Arroyo for comment.
684
00:28:24,539 --> 00:28:26,541
- Oh.
- And he did fully corroborate
685
00:28:26,666 --> 00:28:29,544
receiving all those
texts from you.
686
00:28:29,669 --> 00:28:30,545
- Oh.
687
00:28:30,670 --> 00:28:32,880
Well... see?
688
00:28:32,964 --> 00:28:36,050
So bottom line, this
is my mom and brother,
689
00:28:36,134 --> 00:28:38,261
and I cannot let this
ruin their lives,
690
00:28:38,386 --> 00:28:40,805
especially when I'm to blame.
691
00:28:40,888 --> 00:28:42,849
I'm an embarrassment
to my family
692
00:28:42,932 --> 00:28:44,559
and in no way represent them.
693
00:28:44,684 --> 00:28:46,102
- And you won't have to.
694
00:28:46,227 --> 00:28:48,271
Because I'm seeing now,
your mother and brother
695
00:28:48,396 --> 00:28:51,149
have both tweeted a statement.
- What?
696
00:28:51,232 --> 00:28:52,672
How do they have a
statement from me?
697
00:28:52,734 --> 00:28:53,974
I didn't give them a statement.
698
00:28:54,068 --> 00:28:55,611
- Yeah, yeah. Brooke
has our phones.
699
00:28:55,737 --> 00:28:57,715
Like, everyone in the world
is just gonna think I'm bad
700
00:28:57,739 --> 00:28:58,948
and hate me again?
701
00:28:59,073 --> 00:29:00,175
Like, I can't do this.
- Okay, no.
702
00:29:00,199 --> 00:29:01,385
It's not healthy
to look at this.
703
00:29:01,409 --> 00:29:02,493
Give me your phones.
- Shit.
704
00:29:02,577 --> 00:29:03,745
We lost another one.
705
00:29:03,828 --> 00:29:05,246
"We at Big Lots
were sickened"...
706
00:29:05,329 --> 00:29:08,040
Wow. Smart girl.
707
00:29:08,124 --> 00:29:10,460
No, wait. It's,
um, "Clever woman."
708
00:29:10,585 --> 00:29:12,003
- Streeter.
- No.
709
00:29:12,086 --> 00:29:14,255
- "That someone with
such a snatched-ass bod
710
00:29:14,380 --> 00:29:16,174
"could do something like this.
711
00:29:16,257 --> 00:29:18,843
And we have decided to
officially fire Brooke"...
712
00:29:18,926 --> 00:29:20,053
- What?
- "As our manager."
713
00:29:20,136 --> 00:29:22,013
- No! We can't
let her do this.
714
00:29:22,096 --> 00:29:24,807
We have to stop her!
715
00:29:24,932 --> 00:29:26,893
What the f...
- Sorry, ma'am.
716
00:29:26,976 --> 00:29:28,436
- Melanie, what are you doing?
717
00:29:28,519 --> 00:29:31,105
- Just following
orders, Mrs. Dubek.
718
00:29:33,649 --> 00:29:36,110
- Okay, your real job,
for old time's sake,
719
00:29:36,235 --> 00:29:38,321
is actually to make sure
that no one comes out.
720
00:29:38,446 --> 00:29:40,323
- Got it.
721
00:29:40,448 --> 00:29:42,158
And, Brooke,
722
00:29:42,283 --> 00:29:43,785
it's been a privilege.
723
00:29:45,578 --> 00:29:47,580
- Wait, so this means
Brooke was never leaving
724
00:29:47,663 --> 00:29:49,141
to see if she could
still win a Peabody?
725
00:29:49,165 --> 00:29:51,125
- Nope, she was
just using the fact
726
00:29:51,209 --> 00:29:53,461
that she's famously
selfish to trick you all.
727
00:29:53,586 --> 00:29:55,004
I mean, it's brilliant.
728
00:29:55,129 --> 00:29:57,382
- And, Pat, Pat, there
is a silver lining here.
729
00:29:57,465 --> 00:29:59,300
Both your kids did
your dirty work.
730
00:29:59,384 --> 00:30:00,968
You wanted to pull
out of Cary's movie.
731
00:30:01,094 --> 00:30:02,854
He did it for you. You
wanted to fire Brooke.
732
00:30:02,887 --> 00:30:04,430
She did it for you too.
733
00:30:04,514 --> 00:30:06,641
I mean, it's actually a
pretty fun day for you today,
734
00:30:06,724 --> 00:30:07,892
if you think about it.
735
00:30:07,975 --> 00:30:09,894
- No! It can't
happen like this.
736
00:30:09,977 --> 00:30:12,188
Shuli, give me your phone.
737
00:30:12,313 --> 00:30:15,024
- "But in conclusion,
there's Ukraine and stuff.
738
00:30:15,108 --> 00:30:17,652
"So let's not just make
the headline tonight,
739
00:30:17,777 --> 00:30:19,112
'Brooke Dubek is bad.'"
740
00:30:19,195 --> 00:30:20,655
Okay. You heard it here.
741
00:30:20,738 --> 00:30:22,657
Pat and Chase Dubek
effectively saying,
742
00:30:22,782 --> 00:30:23,991
"Brooke Dubek is bad."
743
00:30:24,117 --> 00:30:25,717
- No, that's literally
the opposite of...
744
00:30:25,785 --> 00:30:27,745
Oh. Uh...
745
00:30:27,829 --> 00:30:29,997
sorry, Lawrence, I
have to take this.
746
00:30:30,081 --> 00:30:31,249
Hello?
- Insane energy
747
00:30:31,332 --> 00:30:33,167
to answer a call on the news,
748
00:30:33,251 --> 00:30:35,628
but we'll just cut away
and keep talking about you.
749
00:30:35,712 --> 00:30:37,046
- Brookie!
750
00:30:37,171 --> 00:30:38,851
Listen, I really don't
want you to do this.
751
00:30:38,965 --> 00:30:40,258
I mean, what about your job?
752
00:30:40,341 --> 00:30:42,343
And now the literal
chyron on the news says,
753
00:30:42,468 --> 00:30:45,096
"Brooke Dubek is
bad," when it was me.
754
00:30:45,179 --> 00:30:46,973
I was bad.
755
00:30:47,056 --> 00:30:49,308
- It's fine. No big.
756
00:30:49,392 --> 00:30:52,854
I do not care what people
think about me, so...
757
00:30:52,937 --> 00:30:54,217
- But, honey,
they're even taking
758
00:30:54,313 --> 00:30:56,691
the Peabody away from you now.
- What?
759
00:30:56,774 --> 00:30:58,818
- "Her conduct
simply unbefitting
760
00:30:58,901 --> 00:31:00,027
"the Peabody Awards.
761
00:31:00,111 --> 00:31:01,821
"Also, if you listen closely,
762
00:31:01,904 --> 00:31:05,408
we think she's been saying
'Peadbodys' this whole time?"
763
00:31:05,533 --> 00:31:07,034
- Is it not?
764
00:31:07,118 --> 00:31:12,290
Well, I don't give a fuck
about a friggin' Peabody.
765
00:31:12,373 --> 00:31:14,333
Whatevs.
- And don't worry, Pat.
766
00:31:14,417 --> 00:31:16,544
Brooke is gonna
be fine, job-wise.
767
00:31:16,669 --> 00:31:18,379
I mean, I've already
gotten tons of emails
768
00:31:18,463 --> 00:31:20,381
from people who want
Brooke to represent them.
769
00:31:20,506 --> 00:31:23,092
- Oh, really? You have?
- Yes.
770
00:31:23,217 --> 00:31:26,220
And remember, this
is what you wanted...
771
00:31:26,304 --> 00:31:27,930
To have your kids back.
772
00:31:28,014 --> 00:31:29,932
- "We are disappointed
in Brooke.
773
00:31:30,058 --> 00:31:31,768
We think"...
- Brooke. Brooke.
774
00:31:31,893 --> 00:31:34,562
Brookie, I just... well, I
just want to say, like, we...
775
00:31:34,687 --> 00:31:35,897
We really appreciate this.
776
00:31:36,022 --> 00:31:37,815
It just means the
absolute world.
777
00:31:37,899 --> 00:31:39,251
- Yeah, thank... thank
you so much, Brooke.
778
00:31:39,275 --> 00:31:40,568
- Yeah, thank you, Brooke.
779
00:31:40,651 --> 00:31:42,004
And, you know, maybe
we can all go get
780
00:31:42,028 --> 00:31:43,088
dinner next week or something.
781
00:31:43,112 --> 00:31:44,447
Cary too.
782
00:31:44,572 --> 00:31:45,531
- Sure.
783
00:31:45,615 --> 00:31:48,785
I'm... totally free.
784
00:31:48,910 --> 00:31:51,204
- Ladies and gentlemen...
- Oh. Okay, we gotta go.
785
00:31:51,287 --> 00:31:52,914
Ceremony's starting.
Let's go. Let's go.
786
00:31:53,039 --> 00:31:54,415
- Uh, wait, Streeter.
- Yep.
787
00:31:54,499 --> 00:31:57,794
- Have you really been
getting emails about me?
788
00:31:57,919 --> 00:31:59,420
- Oh. Uh, no. Of course not.
789
00:31:59,545 --> 00:32:02,048
- Oh.
- But I will. Soon.
790
00:32:29,784 --> 00:32:31,786
Ugh.
791
00:32:48,761 --> 00:32:51,222
Thanks for helping me
look like full dogshit
792
00:32:51,305 --> 00:32:53,307
to the world tonight.
793
00:32:53,391 --> 00:32:55,727
- You got it, dude.
794
00:32:57,311 --> 00:33:01,816
I've just been
trying so hard to...
795
00:33:01,941 --> 00:33:04,652
Look at this shit.
796
00:33:04,736 --> 00:33:07,488
Meanwhile, congrats on
being famously good.
797
00:33:07,613 --> 00:33:10,450
I cannot believe that
"People" just came
798
00:33:10,533 --> 00:33:14,162
to your hospital and asked
you to be on the cover.
799
00:33:14,287 --> 00:33:16,664
But congrats. I'm...
800
00:33:18,708 --> 00:33:21,919
You deserve it.
801
00:33:22,003 --> 00:33:23,838
- Are you joking?
802
00:33:23,921 --> 00:33:27,383
I hired a publicist for that.
803
00:33:27,508 --> 00:33:30,344
- Wait, what?
- No, I'm a nurse in the Bronx.
804
00:33:30,428 --> 00:33:32,221
You think I just got
the cover of "People"?
805
00:33:32,346 --> 00:33:34,557
Come on, B. You
know how shit works.
806
00:33:34,682 --> 00:33:35,767
- Okay. Wait.
807
00:33:35,850 --> 00:33:38,269
I did think that
you hired someone,
808
00:33:38,352 --> 00:33:40,104
but then Natalie and
Victor said that...
809
00:33:40,188 --> 00:33:42,732
- I sort of lied to
Natalie and Victor
810
00:33:42,857 --> 00:33:45,193
'cause I was embarrassed.
811
00:33:45,276 --> 00:33:46,778
- Okay.
812
00:33:46,861 --> 00:33:49,489
Don't be mad, but I
really did feel crazy,
813
00:33:49,572 --> 00:33:54,118
so I kind of... broke
into your email.
814
00:33:54,202 --> 00:33:56,871
- I'm still signed
in on your laptop?
815
00:33:56,996 --> 00:33:58,414
- Yes.
- Huh.
816
00:33:58,539 --> 00:33:59,957
- But I didn't find anything.
817
00:34:00,041 --> 00:34:02,418
And I searched everything
I would type into an email
818
00:34:02,543 --> 00:34:05,296
to a publicist...
"Sorry to bug, girl."
819
00:34:05,380 --> 00:34:07,131
"Not to be annoying, but"...
820
00:34:07,215 --> 00:34:09,342
- I don't email like that, B.
821
00:34:09,425 --> 00:34:11,052
I just write, "Hi, Sharon,"
822
00:34:11,177 --> 00:34:14,347
then succinctly ask
for what I want.
823
00:34:14,430 --> 00:34:15,722
- Oh, to be a straight man.
824
00:34:15,807 --> 00:34:17,087
- You should look
her up, though.
825
00:34:17,182 --> 00:34:21,186
She's dope. Sharon Haircut.
826
00:34:21,269 --> 00:34:23,439
- Sorry. Um, her name
is Sharon Haircut?
827
00:34:23,564 --> 00:34:26,818
- Funny, huh? She
should cut hair.
828
00:34:29,320 --> 00:34:34,534
Anyway, being a nurse
is great, but...
829
00:34:34,617 --> 00:34:38,913
it's also fucking hard and dark
830
00:34:38,996 --> 00:34:40,581
and sometimes hella boring.
831
00:34:40,664 --> 00:34:44,544
Like, I watch
somebody die every day
832
00:34:44,626 --> 00:34:46,253
and have so much paperwork.
833
00:34:46,378 --> 00:34:51,008
So I just wanted
something for myself.
834
00:34:51,092 --> 00:34:55,596
I wanted to feel cool or hot,
835
00:34:55,680 --> 00:34:59,267
put on something
other than scrubs.
836
00:34:59,392 --> 00:35:01,310
- Lance, I...
837
00:35:01,436 --> 00:35:02,437
I'm so sorry.
838
00:35:02,520 --> 00:35:03,730
- I mean, don't get me wrong.
839
00:35:03,813 --> 00:35:04,939
I rock scrubs.
840
00:35:05,064 --> 00:35:07,608
- No, I...
841
00:35:07,692 --> 00:35:09,372
I'm sorry I didn't ask
you about that stuff
842
00:35:09,444 --> 00:35:12,947
when we were together. I...
843
00:35:14,449 --> 00:35:18,286
God, I really
fucked everything up.
844
00:35:19,495 --> 00:35:21,122
- Yeah, you did, yo.
845
00:35:23,124 --> 00:35:26,502
You were just so in your head.
846
00:35:26,627 --> 00:35:29,047
And who cares if your
job is dumb sometimes
847
00:35:29,130 --> 00:35:31,257
if you love it?
848
00:35:31,340 --> 00:35:33,468
And you're not saving lives,
849
00:35:33,593 --> 00:35:35,720
but I bet your mom
was scared tonight.
850
00:35:35,803 --> 00:35:38,431
And Chase.
851
00:35:38,514 --> 00:35:39,932
And you were there.
852
00:35:44,479 --> 00:35:47,482
- I was there.
853
00:35:47,607 --> 00:35:50,526
So what you're saying
is, being a manager
854
00:35:50,651 --> 00:35:52,987
is as good as being a nurse.
855
00:35:53,112 --> 00:35:54,113
- Hell yeah.
856
00:35:54,197 --> 00:35:57,116
That's how to look at it.
857
00:35:57,200 --> 00:36:01,662
- Even though I'm not
technically a manager anymore.
858
00:36:01,746 --> 00:36:04,791
Which is maybe a sign
I'm not supposed to be?
859
00:36:04,874 --> 00:36:06,501
- Hmm.
860
00:36:10,671 --> 00:36:14,675
- I really do miss
you, you know.
861
00:36:16,094 --> 00:36:17,428
- And my big dick?
862
00:36:17,512 --> 00:36:19,931
- Actually, I think
it's smaller than Cary
863
00:36:20,014 --> 00:36:21,641
and Streeter's now.
864
00:36:26,187 --> 00:36:29,899
- I miss you too, B.
865
00:36:30,024 --> 00:36:33,236
Every day.
866
00:36:33,361 --> 00:36:34,612
And I hate to cut this short,
867
00:36:34,695 --> 00:36:36,447
but I do have an
overnight right now.
868
00:36:36,531 --> 00:36:38,550
- Oh, yeah, no, that's...
That's... uh, that's okay.
869
00:36:38,574 --> 00:36:41,494
I... but, um, if I...
870
00:36:41,577 --> 00:36:43,246
If I haven't fucked
things up too much,
871
00:36:43,371 --> 00:36:47,750
do you think that we could maybe
872
00:36:47,875 --> 00:36:49,544
talk again, or...
873
00:36:52,004 --> 00:36:54,382
- Yeah. Yeah, okay. Yeah.
874
00:36:54,465 --> 00:36:56,342
But maybe we take
things slow, okay?
875
00:36:56,426 --> 00:36:58,553
Not rush into anything.
- No... yeah, no.
876
00:36:58,636 --> 00:37:01,973
Um, whatever you need.
877
00:37:02,056 --> 00:37:03,850
- Okay.
878
00:37:11,065 --> 00:37:13,568
Okay, well, bye, B.
879
00:37:13,693 --> 00:37:16,404
We'll talk soon.
- Okay.
880
00:37:28,875 --> 00:37:30,752
- Ah, fuck it.
Let's just go fast.
881
00:37:30,877 --> 00:37:31,753
- What?
882
00:37:41,512 --> 00:37:44,432
God, I love that it's raining.
883
00:37:44,557 --> 00:37:46,934
Could you maybe pick me up?
884
00:37:47,018 --> 00:37:49,187
- Hell yeah, I'm
picking you up, girl.
885
00:37:50,772 --> 00:37:56,486
- ♪ It's not really that bad ♪
886
00:38:01,991 --> 00:38:03,659
All right, everyone.
887
00:38:03,785 --> 00:38:05,637
They're walking in right
now. You know the drill.
888
00:38:05,661 --> 00:38:07,288
This is just a
normal family dinner.
889
00:38:07,413 --> 00:38:10,124
Oh, and Pat wanted me to thank
you all for doing this again.
890
00:38:10,208 --> 00:38:12,085
Okay. Action, everyone.
891
00:38:13,836 --> 00:38:16,964
- Thank you, Lance. Hello.
892
00:38:17,048 --> 00:38:18,883
- Can't believe you
wanted to come back here.
893
00:38:18,966 --> 00:38:20,760
- Well, I was gonna
take us to the Smith
894
00:38:20,843 --> 00:38:23,638
and wear my prosthetics,
but I couldn't find my nose.
895
00:38:23,721 --> 00:38:24,972
- Whoops.
- So this was
896
00:38:25,098 --> 00:38:26,682
my only other option
if I wanted us all
897
00:38:26,808 --> 00:38:28,726
to go eat together but
still be left alone.
898
00:38:28,810 --> 00:38:30,603
- But I thought you
hated having to do
899
00:38:30,686 --> 00:38:32,146
prosthetics and this stuff.
900
00:38:32,230 --> 00:38:35,316
- Well, I am one of the
most famous women alive,
901
00:38:35,400 --> 00:38:37,068
so what the fuck
else am I gonna do?
902
00:38:37,151 --> 00:38:38,528
It is what it is.
903
00:38:38,653 --> 00:38:39,987
And I do think this will be
904
00:38:40,071 --> 00:38:41,572
a little more normal
than last time.
905
00:38:41,656 --> 00:38:44,075
- How? This seems
just as not normal.
906
00:38:44,158 --> 00:38:46,369
Both: Peas and carrots.
- Oh. Hey, wait.
907
00:38:46,494 --> 00:38:47,578
- What?
- I almost forgot.
908
00:38:47,662 --> 00:38:49,622
I did have these. Sorry.
909
00:38:49,705 --> 00:38:51,999
I found them while we were
unpacking Lance's stuff.
910
00:38:52,083 --> 00:38:55,336
- See? I told you.
911
00:38:55,461 --> 00:38:57,839
- Hey. Sorry I'm late.
- Cary!
912
00:38:57,964 --> 00:39:00,425
- Lance?
- Hell yeah. What up, Car?
913
00:39:00,508 --> 00:39:02,260
- Wait, are you
two back together?
914
00:39:02,343 --> 00:39:04,011
Hooray! Okay. How's it going?
915
00:39:04,095 --> 00:39:06,431
- Mostly good, but it
is early days again,
916
00:39:06,514 --> 00:39:09,851
so your sister has been a
little relentless physically.
917
00:39:09,976 --> 00:39:11,978
- Ah.
- Anyway, Cary, so how was it?
918
00:39:12,061 --> 00:39:14,188
Are you just getting back
from Curtis's birthday week?
919
00:39:14,313 --> 00:39:18,693
- Oh. Um, weirdly,
no. I am not.
920
00:39:18,818 --> 00:39:22,029
Curtis, uh, said he
wasn't quite ready
921
00:39:22,113 --> 00:39:23,239
to have me stay yet.
922
00:39:23,322 --> 00:39:24,866
- Oh, Car.
- Oh, no. It's okay.
923
00:39:24,991 --> 00:39:28,411
Um, so I kind of
wandered the beach
924
00:39:28,536 --> 00:39:29,954
and was like, "Now what?"
925
00:39:30,037 --> 00:39:32,123
And then my agent
called me back and said
926
00:39:32,206 --> 00:39:33,642
that Harry Styles wanted
to join the movie.
927
00:39:33,666 --> 00:39:34,751
- What?
- Yo!
928
00:39:34,876 --> 00:39:36,294
- Oh.
- Yeah, and they found
929
00:39:36,377 --> 00:39:37,795
financing another way too.
930
00:39:37,879 --> 00:39:39,130
- Oh.
931
00:39:39,213 --> 00:39:40,715
- But I just...
932
00:39:40,798 --> 00:39:43,676
I felt like it wasn't the
right move for me still.
933
00:39:43,760 --> 00:39:47,764
Like, I still just
needed to stop and not
934
00:39:47,889 --> 00:39:49,599
do another thing right away.
935
00:39:49,724 --> 00:39:54,103
So I weirdly just stayed
at the beach, alone.
936
00:39:54,228 --> 00:39:55,605
- What... what do you mean?
937
00:39:55,730 --> 00:39:58,691
- Like, I just weirdly hung up
938
00:39:58,775 --> 00:40:00,610
and stayed by myself
939
00:40:00,735 --> 00:40:04,655
and kept walking
940
00:40:04,739 --> 00:40:07,784
until it was so
late, I was like,
941
00:40:07,909 --> 00:40:09,535
"What am I even doing?"
942
00:40:09,619 --> 00:40:11,996
- Hey, how's it going?
- Hi.
943
00:40:12,080 --> 00:40:14,999
But then I saw one of those
little cute beach houses
944
00:40:15,083 --> 00:40:18,920
with a Vrbo sign, so I
randomly called the lady.
945
00:40:19,045 --> 00:40:20,647
Oop, sorry, Car. Continue.
946
00:40:20,671 --> 00:40:22,340
Just gotta use the restroom.
947
00:40:22,423 --> 00:40:23,716
Lance, wanna join?
948
00:40:23,800 --> 00:40:25,760
Oh, again?
949
00:40:25,843 --> 00:40:29,263
- Uh, and yeah, I
rented it for the week.
950
00:40:29,347 --> 00:40:30,681
Is that so weird?
951
00:40:30,765 --> 00:40:32,266
- No, honey. It's nice.
952
00:40:32,350 --> 00:40:36,687
- Yeah, and I
literally just read...
953
00:40:36,771 --> 00:40:39,774
Or pretended to read, at first.
954
00:40:39,899 --> 00:40:43,778
But then I did. I actually
read a whole book.
955
00:40:45,655 --> 00:40:48,491
And I swam
956
00:40:48,616 --> 00:40:51,244
in the ocean.
957
00:40:51,327 --> 00:40:54,205
Or stood in the ocean.
958
00:40:56,040 --> 00:40:58,167
And I went to the store...
959
00:41:10,930 --> 00:41:13,015
- Hey.
960
00:41:13,141 --> 00:41:14,976
I know you.
961
00:41:15,101 --> 00:41:16,310
- Oh, hey. Um...
962
00:41:16,394 --> 00:41:18,187
- Uh, Terrence.
963
00:41:18,312 --> 00:41:19,355
- Yeah.
964
00:41:19,480 --> 00:41:21,274
Hey, how are you?
- Oh, I'm great.
965
00:41:21,357 --> 00:41:23,151
Oh, this is my partner, Ted.
966
00:41:23,276 --> 00:41:25,653
Ted, this is Cary
Dubek, the guest actor
967
00:41:25,737 --> 00:41:27,613
from "Emily Overruled"
I was telling you about.
968
00:41:27,697 --> 00:41:29,157
- Oh, you're the reason
969
00:41:29,282 --> 00:41:30,992
why we missed our
reservation at Lilia.
970
00:41:31,117 --> 00:41:33,369
Sorry. Yeah.
971
00:41:33,494 --> 00:41:35,329
I, uh... sorry. That...
972
00:41:35,413 --> 00:41:37,790
- I'm just teasing.
- Are you by yourself?
973
00:41:37,874 --> 00:41:39,500
- Yeah.
- Hey, you want to join?
974
00:41:39,584 --> 00:41:41,753
We're putting salmon on.
975
00:41:41,836 --> 00:41:44,297
- Oh, you sure? I
don't want to intrude.
976
00:41:44,380 --> 00:41:46,140
- Oh, please. We've been
here a week already.
977
00:41:46,174 --> 00:41:47,592
We're sick of each
other. Come on.
978
00:41:47,675 --> 00:41:50,970
I'll introduce you.
979
00:41:51,054 --> 00:41:52,764
Hey, everybody.
This is Cary Dubek.
980
00:41:52,847 --> 00:41:54,015
- Hi, Cary.
- Hi.
981
00:41:54,140 --> 00:41:55,380
- We worked
together on "Emily."
982
00:41:55,475 --> 00:41:56,642
- Oh, nice.
- Yeah, hey.
983
00:41:56,726 --> 00:41:58,102
- Uh, this is Bob.
- Hey, Bob. Hey.
984
00:41:58,186 --> 00:41:59,979
- ♪ Feel like
I'm at this age ♪
985
00:42:00,063 --> 00:42:03,274
♪ Where I've lived
long enough to stress ♪
986
00:42:03,357 --> 00:42:07,320
♪ Making the most
of what's left ♪
987
00:42:07,403 --> 00:42:09,030
♪ Yeah, I can feel
a little lost ♪
988
00:42:09,155 --> 00:42:10,698
Whew.
989
00:42:10,782 --> 00:42:12,302
Forgot those bathrooms
aren't finished.
990
00:42:12,366 --> 00:42:14,494
A PA just saw a lot.
991
00:42:14,577 --> 00:42:15,953
Anyway, what did we miss?
992
00:42:16,037 --> 00:42:18,372
Something sweet about the beach?
993
00:42:18,456 --> 00:42:19,624
- Yes, Brooke.
994
00:42:19,707 --> 00:42:21,584
Something sweet about the beach.
995
00:42:21,709 --> 00:42:23,461
- ♪ What makes a life good? ♪
996
00:42:23,544 --> 00:42:26,714
♪ If you know,
can you tell me? ♪
997
00:42:26,839 --> 00:42:30,468
♪ Loving somebody,
making lots of ♪
998
00:42:34,555 --> 00:42:35,723
- Hey.
- Hey!
999
00:42:35,807 --> 00:42:37,183
I started getting emails.
1000
00:42:37,266 --> 00:42:38,559
- What? What emails?
1001
00:42:38,684 --> 00:42:40,245
- From people who want
you to represent them.
1002
00:42:40,269 --> 00:42:42,230
Like I said I would!
- That was real?
1003
00:42:42,355 --> 00:42:44,732
I thought you were
just Streetering.
1004
00:42:44,816 --> 00:42:46,692
Nope. I'm
forwarding them now.
1005
00:42:48,569 --> 00:42:51,406
- Wait. Holy shit.
1006
00:42:51,531 --> 00:42:54,325
These are the biggest
names in literal Hollywood.
1007
00:42:54,409 --> 00:42:56,702
Why would they want me?
- Are you kidding?
1008
00:42:56,786 --> 00:42:58,287
You took the fall
for your clients.
1009
00:42:58,413 --> 00:43:00,748
And everyone knows a
good manager is someone
1010
00:43:00,832 --> 00:43:02,500
willing to be the bad guy.
1011
00:43:02,583 --> 00:43:04,210
- Oh, my God.
1012
00:43:04,293 --> 00:43:06,546
So it's good...
1013
00:43:06,629 --> 00:43:08,339
to be bad?
1014
00:43:16,097 --> 00:43:20,810
- Okay. So I am now
your solo manager.
1015
00:43:20,935 --> 00:43:23,312
- I just... I still feel
so bad about Brooke.
1016
00:43:23,438 --> 00:43:25,106
- Oh, I know, buddy.
1017
00:43:25,231 --> 00:43:27,111
But she knows that you're
still just a good kid,
1018
00:43:27,191 --> 00:43:29,610
and that you hated
pretending to be bad before,
1019
00:43:29,694 --> 00:43:31,612
with all those
disgusting tattoos.
1020
00:43:31,696 --> 00:43:33,573
- Absolutely.
Look, so you made
1021
00:43:33,656 --> 00:43:35,575
a one-time mistake
with that tweet.
1022
00:43:35,658 --> 00:43:37,493
It shouldn't ruin your life.
1023
00:43:37,618 --> 00:43:39,162
- Yeah. Yeah, okay.
1024
00:43:39,287 --> 00:43:41,390
Oh. But I actually did get
one of those tattoos, though.
1025
00:43:41,414 --> 00:43:42,957
- You did what, now?
- Come again?
1026
00:43:43,082 --> 00:43:44,959
- Yeah, I got the
Piglet, but with boobs.
1027
00:43:45,084 --> 00:43:47,628
Thought it was funny. And cool.
1028
00:43:47,754 --> 00:43:50,089
Both: Uh-oh.
1029
00:43:50,173 --> 00:43:55,720
- ♪ You're so good
when you're bad ♪
1030
00:43:55,803 --> 00:43:58,264
♪ You're so cruel ♪
1031
00:43:58,347 --> 00:44:02,018
♪ You're the best
that's ever been ♪74176
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