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- You're watching
"The Gay Minute"
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on HuffPo Live, now
with an all-gay crew.
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Concern.
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- This week in gay news,
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the indie drama "Night Nurse,"
now starring Edie Falco,
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Beanie Feldstein,
and Cary Dubek,
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is finally set to
premiere three years later
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after the most COVID
delays of any movie.
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Also in gay news, Laura
Dern...
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Oh, sorry, one sec.
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Hey!
- Hey, uh, can I borrow
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a shirt for the
premiere tonight?
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All my clothes are
still wrinkled,
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and this guy just used the
one I had out to, uh...
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clean up.
- What's on it, C, P, or B?
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- I think C and, um, P.
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- Oh, fun,
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but no, sorry,
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I'm coming straight from work.
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- Oh, right.
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How's it been going?
- Great.
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We just hit a thousand eps.
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Ah!
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I'm so happy for you.
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You're really killing it.
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- Aw, thanks, pal.
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Oh, and you should
just wear your suit
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with no shirt tonight.
You're an actor in the movie.
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You gotta bring it.
- Ah, maybe.
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I'm already doing
little chain and...
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Oh,
hey, I gotta go.
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- Okay.
- Bye.
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- Hey, would you be mad if
I went somewhere anti-gay
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for my honeymoon?
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- Uh, hello, sweet sister.
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- All of the good
places are anti-gay.
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- Well, what does
your fiancé think?
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- No, Car, I would
never do that to you.
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- Lance, I honestly do not care.
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My dream in life is to
be able to afford a trip
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somewhere anti-gay.
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- Wait, hold on. What
are you wearing tonight?
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- I don't know, maybe
something crazy.
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- You should, absolutely, and
then I'll go more subdued,
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'cause I don't wanna draw
any attention from you.
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This is your night!
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- Okay, this is insane.
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- Yeah, this is nice and subtle.
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- ♪ I-I-I'm a winner ♪
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- Excuse me, excuse
me. I'm with Sony.
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Excuse me, Sony coming through.
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Thank you. So how
are we feeling?
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- Good. Nervous, you know?
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I just really want
tonight to go well.
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It's been so long.
- It'll be perfect.
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Just make sure to say how
fun the movie was to shoot,
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and if anyone asks,
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the entire art department
all died of cancer.
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- Right, of course, yeah.
- Chase, hey!
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You've been killing it
these last couple years.
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- Thanks.
- You and your nail polish,
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your cell phone company,
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your natural gas pipeline...
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- And most importantly, I
released my sophomore album.
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- Wait, you did?
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- Yeah, he's a singer.
He wanted to sing,
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we heard him, and we let him.
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- Oh, when did it come out?
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- Uh, January 6, 2021.
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Yeah, it went live on Spotify
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right as the Capitol
was being breached.
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- Tough break. Now, I
gotta ask the question
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on everyone's mind:
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how old are you these days?
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- I'm 18.
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Oh,
my God, fuck me.
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- No! Almost 18.
It's in a few days.
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Oh. Well,
good to see you, cutie.
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- Thanks.
- And now, I have
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one of the real stars of
the night, Cary Dubek.
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- Thanks, yeah,
I had so much fun
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shooting this
movie, and you know,
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it was my first-ever
acting role.
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- And was it exactly everything
you thought it would be?
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- Okay, cameras rolling.
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Whenever you're ready, Cary.
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- Cut! Everyone, outside, now!
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There has been
a positive! Out!
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- Yeah, yeah, it
was, uh, very fun
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and, uh, chill.
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And it's just so nice
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that this movie celebrates
the real heroes:
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nurses.
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- Yeah, but haven't they
also been celebrated enough?
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I mean, we banged pots
for, like, two weeks.
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We did that for a year...
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- I just think they
get it, you know?
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Like, it's 2023.
Enough with the nurses.
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- So, uh, what does
your fiancé do?
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Oh, he's a fashion
designer, right?
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- No, uh, he was,
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but he left the industry
during the whole pandemic,
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so...
- And what does he do now?
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- Hey! This is so legit.
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Oh, my God.
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- Sorry, again, I
didn't wear a tux, babe.
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You know I gotta go
straight to my shift.
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- Oh, no, of course.
- It's fine.
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I just wanna say
thank you so much
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for your service. You
were on the front lines,
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keeping this country running,
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risking your life?
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- And I think one of
the most fun parts was
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just hanging out
with the cast...
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You know, Edie
Falco and Beanie...
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- We live for Beans.
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I bet y'all were always
yucking it up at lunch.
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- Hey, Beanie,
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mind if I sit with...
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- Too close! Back away!
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It is not safe!
- Okay.
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- The air is not safe!
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- Yeah, that is
what happened, yeah.
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- Well, color me jeal,
and thanks so much
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for your time tonight.
- Thanks, okay.
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- Hold on. Uh, keep
the cameras rolling.
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Streeter Peters,
DreamTeam Management.
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As you know, I represent
ChaseDreams, Pat Dubek.
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But now I also represent
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some new and, some
might say, better...
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Talent.
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That's right. I made a few
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"impulse purchases" on TikTok
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during the pandemmy,
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and now I represent
some really fun people
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that I'm so passionate about,
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like the Barbacado family!
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Oh!
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- And what do they do?
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What do they...?
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- What do they do?
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- Well, they are a family.
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Yeah, and the four in the
back, they dance together,
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and the little one,
she just tumbles
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in front of 'em. Yeah.
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- Okay, that's great, thank you.
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- So where do you think
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they would go,
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you know, in culture?
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Oh, wait, hold on.
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I also have a TikTok
beekeeper lady.
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Hey!
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Yeah, is she something?
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- I just think the
last three years,
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a lot of people felt compelled
to make a change, you know?
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And with nursing,
I thought I could
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really make a difference.
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I guess I just
found a new calling.
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Aw...
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- But nursing school's hard, yo.
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Like, seriously, how
long did it take, B?
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I feel like when I started,
you were on season two
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of "Survivor," and by
the time I was done,
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you watched all 40 seasons
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and "Grey's Anatomy"
plus all of "The Circle."
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- Oh, God, I watched
so much pandemic TV,
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but I couldn't do "The Circle."
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- Yeah, yeah, no,
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I didn't watch "The
Circle."
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- Yes, you did, babe.
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Remember I was studying
for the TEAS exam,
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and you couldn't
get Netflix to load?
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And you would just, like,
scream, and you'd cry.
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You're like...
"I just wanna
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watch 'The Circle.'"
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Remember?
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- Yeah, well, fuck
me straight to hell.
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I guess I did
watch "The Circle."
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But I don't only watch TV,
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for the record.
- Yeah, no, that's...
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That's not what I meant at all.
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Brooke's still killing
it as a manager.
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Her partner's here, actually.
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He's right there.
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- No, I did not bring 2,000
bees to this premiere.
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I brought 2,000 clients
to this premiere.
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Ah!
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Oh, my God.
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I'm gonna go to the restroom.
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- So in conclusion, acting is,
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so far, everything
I thought it'd be.
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- And you're done.
That's everybody.
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You can go get a
drink if you want.
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- Oh, I actually wanna go
do "Age, Net Worth, Feet,"
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real quick.
- And let's see
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those little piggies.
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- Oh, no, you don't
have to do that one.
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- It's okay. He's my friend.
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- Cary? Cary!
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Hi, honey.
- Mom?
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Where are you?
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- In here, inside my
new security detail!
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You look so handsome!
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Oh, wait.
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Aw, you do look handsome!
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- Thanks, and your
eye looks lovely.
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- Where's Brookie?
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- Um...
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- Ugh, great,
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you're a nurse too?
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- No, I'm a waiter.
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They just made us
dress like this,
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'cause "Night Nurse."
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- So you look like a nurse,
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but you're just a
waiter. Perfect.
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- Everyone, please
take your seats.
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- Here we are.
- The screening is about
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to begin.
- Oh, my God, ChaseDreams, hi.
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- Hi.
- Such a fan.
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- Thanks.
- And how old are you now?
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18.
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- On Monday, bitch.
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- Oh.
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Well, enjoy the movie, cutie.
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- This fucking industry...
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- Sorry. Sorry,
excuse me, sorry.
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Hi, everyone,
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my fiancé is about to sit down,
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and he is dressed like a nurse,
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but he's just one
of the waiters.
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Yeah, he is merely in
the service industry.
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So...
- Hi, babe.
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- Hi, your wife just
told us what you do.
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Thank you for your service.
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You were on the front lines,
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keeping this country running,
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risking your life...
- Oh, my fucking God.
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- Whoo! Hello,
and good evening!
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Thank you all for
coming to the premiere
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of "Night Nurse," which
comes out on VOD tomorrow
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after a very, very
long road.
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Oh. Oh.
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Oh,
please, it is us
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who should be thanking you,
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and as a token of my gratitude,
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I would now like to give to you
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the Barbacado family!
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- Oh, let's go, Barbacados!
- No.
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- Sorry, no. Um, I
think we've all waited
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long enough for the movie.
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Whoo-hoo!
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- So what do you
say? Let's get to it!
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- Aw, Car, it's happening.
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It took 33 years, but tonight,
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you get to watch people
watch a movie you're in.
256
00:08:47,735 --> 00:08:49,862
- This movie has been
a real labor of love,
257
00:08:49,946 --> 00:08:53,282
and I'm so grateful to
finally share it with you all,
258
00:08:53,366 --> 00:08:55,701
and in a big, beautiful
movie theater!
259
00:08:55,785 --> 00:08:57,787
Remember those?
260
00:08:57,870 --> 00:08:59,163
'Cause let's be honest:
261
00:08:59,247 --> 00:09:01,332
movie theaters have
taken quite a beating
262
00:09:01,415 --> 00:09:02,667
these past few years,
263
00:09:02,750 --> 00:09:04,794
and it's just so
special... Oh, what?
264
00:09:06,045 --> 00:09:08,339
Okay, I'm hearing this
movie theater has been sold.
265
00:09:08,422 --> 00:09:10,591
Everyone needs to leave.
This is now a Starbucks.
266
00:09:10,675 --> 00:09:11,801
Let's go!
267
00:09:11,884 --> 00:09:13,010
You're trespassing! Get out!
268
00:09:13,094 --> 00:09:14,136
- Wait,
269
00:09:14,220 --> 00:09:15,304
what the fuck? Is this real?
270
00:09:15,388 --> 00:09:16,472
- What?
271
00:09:16,555 --> 00:09:18,015
- Oh, my God, this is so insane.
272
00:09:18,099 --> 00:09:20,768
- But it would be nice
to have a Starbucks here.
273
00:09:25,106 --> 00:09:26,899
- Coming, coming,
coming, coming!
274
00:09:29,235 --> 00:09:31,862
- Happy Your-Movie's-on-VOD Day!
275
00:09:33,906 --> 00:09:35,786
- I brought my friends.
So we have a full house.
276
00:09:35,866 --> 00:09:37,493
- Oh, thank you for coming.
277
00:09:37,576 --> 00:09:39,161
I know it's dumb,
278
00:09:39,245 --> 00:09:42,123
but I just still wanted to try
to make this into something.
279
00:09:42,206 --> 00:09:43,582
- Of course. It is something.
280
00:09:43,666 --> 00:09:45,084
- Yeah, and
honestly, it's better
281
00:09:45,167 --> 00:09:46,460
watching movies on TV.
282
00:09:46,544 --> 00:09:47,753
I mean, like, is it just me,
283
00:09:47,837 --> 00:09:49,106
or do movie theaters suck?
- They...
284
00:09:49,130 --> 00:09:50,631
- Totally. People
kicking your seat.
285
00:09:50,715 --> 00:09:53,092
- Yeah, I'm sorry, but
$8 for a tub of popcorn?
286
00:09:53,175 --> 00:09:54,820
- It's like I gotta
put a down payment down
287
00:09:54,844 --> 00:09:56,512
just to get a soda.
- Uh-huh.
288
00:09:56,596 --> 00:09:58,657
- Okay, well, look, you're
all full of shit, but sure.
289
00:09:58,681 --> 00:10:00,850
- Um, no, for real, TV's great.
290
00:10:00,933 --> 00:10:02,351
I mean, "Friends" was on TV,
291
00:10:02,435 --> 00:10:03,853
and now, 20 years later,
292
00:10:03,936 --> 00:10:05,980
your movie can be
the new "Friends."
293
00:10:06,063 --> 00:10:07,356
Okay.
294
00:10:07,440 --> 00:10:08,917
- Yo, what's the runtime
on this bad boy, Car?
295
00:10:08,941 --> 00:10:10,526
- 89 minutes.
- Mm, perfect!
296
00:10:10,609 --> 00:10:11,819
Lance and I just have to leave
297
00:10:11,902 --> 00:10:13,321
for a party at his
hospital in 90,
298
00:10:13,404 --> 00:10:14,739
so this is gonna time out great.
299
00:10:14,822 --> 00:10:16,615
- All right, everybody ready?
300
00:10:16,699 --> 00:10:18,659
Let's get this
viewing party started!
301
00:10:20,453 --> 00:10:24,623
- All right.
- Okay, what is my password?
302
00:10:24,707 --> 00:10:26,334
I think it's, uh...
303
00:10:33,132 --> 00:10:34,550
- I feel bad we had to leave
304
00:10:34,633 --> 00:10:36,719
before Cary even figured
out his password.
305
00:10:36,802 --> 00:10:37,970
- I know, me too.
306
00:10:38,054 --> 00:10:39,889
But this party's
very important to me.
307
00:10:39,972 --> 00:10:40,972
- No, yeah, of course.
308
00:10:41,015 --> 00:10:42,350
I wouldn't miss this.
309
00:10:42,433 --> 00:10:43,976
But also, what is this?
310
00:10:44,060 --> 00:10:45,394
- It is a going-away party
311
00:10:45,478 --> 00:10:47,271
for one of our sign
language interpreters.
312
00:10:47,355 --> 00:10:50,274
She's moving to Bolivia to
start a school for the deaf.
313
00:10:50,358 --> 00:10:51,400
Pretty cool, right?
314
00:10:51,484 --> 00:10:52,902
- Yup, yes. How good of her.
315
00:10:52,985 --> 00:10:55,279
- Yeah. Yo, what's
up, everybody?
316
00:10:55,363 --> 00:10:56,739
Lance!
317
00:10:56,822 --> 00:10:57,907
- Ah!
- Hey!
318
00:10:57,990 --> 00:10:59,116
- Let's go get it!
319
00:11:01,369 --> 00:11:03,412
- Yes, I, too, am
this beloved at work.
320
00:11:03,496 --> 00:11:04,789
- Oh, did you see?
321
00:11:04,872 --> 00:11:07,041
They got the new mattress
in the break room!
322
00:11:07,124 --> 00:11:09,585
- Oh, hell yeah. The
old one was killing me.
323
00:11:09,668 --> 00:11:10,920
- I know. So bad, right?
324
00:11:11,003 --> 00:11:12,546
- It was the worst, right?
- The worst.
325
00:11:12,630 --> 00:11:14,298
- The springs were...
- What?
326
00:11:14,382 --> 00:11:15,758
- That thing was crazy.
327
00:11:15,841 --> 00:11:18,427
- Hey, Damien Davis,
the basketball player?
328
00:11:18,511 --> 00:11:20,429
Um, not sure if you remember me,
329
00:11:20,513 --> 00:11:23,724
but we fucked in early 2020,
and you sued me to death.
330
00:11:23,808 --> 00:11:25,351
- Oh, right. How are you?
331
00:11:25,434 --> 00:11:26,977
- Yeah, good.
332
00:11:27,061 --> 00:11:29,939
Good, and I see that you're
also dating a nurse now too?
333
00:11:30,022 --> 00:11:31,273
Real talk...
334
00:11:31,357 --> 00:11:32,501
Doesn't being around
them make you wanna
335
00:11:32,525 --> 00:11:33,543
kind of blow your brains out?
336
00:11:33,567 --> 00:11:34,735
Oh, no.
337
00:11:34,819 --> 00:11:37,196
I'm actually a
nurse now, myself.
338
00:11:37,279 --> 00:11:39,281
- What's that?
- Well, I'm in nursing school.
339
00:11:39,365 --> 00:11:40,533
I got a long road ahead,
340
00:11:40,616 --> 00:11:41,968
but I don't know,
the last few years
341
00:11:41,992 --> 00:11:43,352
just sort of shifted
my priorities.
342
00:11:43,411 --> 00:11:44,453
- I'm sorry.
343
00:11:44,537 --> 00:11:46,747
Did every person in the industry
344
00:11:46,831 --> 00:11:50,084
just, like, change careers
and start "doing good?"
345
00:11:50,167 --> 00:11:51,853
- Shh, she's coming.
- Quiet, quiet.
346
00:11:51,877 --> 00:11:52,896
She's coming.
347
00:11:52,920 --> 00:11:54,463
Surprise!
348
00:11:54,547 --> 00:11:56,465
- Oh! Oh, what?
349
00:11:56,549 --> 00:11:58,134
Aw, this is too much.
350
00:11:58,217 --> 00:12:01,095
- Wait, Pitzi Pyle?
351
00:12:10,354 --> 00:12:11,354
- Yes!
352
00:12:11,397 --> 00:12:12,440
I did it!
353
00:12:12,523 --> 00:12:13,858
I'm in Hulu!
354
00:12:13,941 --> 00:12:15,317
- You are? Yay!
355
00:12:15,401 --> 00:12:16,861
Yeah!
- Yes!
356
00:12:16,944 --> 00:12:18,696
It's weirdly the first
password I tried,
357
00:12:18,779 --> 00:12:20,322
but with an exclamation point.
358
00:12:20,406 --> 00:12:22,032
Okay. Now I just need to find
359
00:12:22,116 --> 00:12:23,659
"Night Nurse," and
we can watch it.
360
00:12:32,585 --> 00:12:33,687
Is "Night Nurse" not on Hulu?
361
00:12:33,711 --> 00:12:34,712
- Okay, baby boy.
362
00:12:34,795 --> 00:12:36,046
We have, unfortunately,
363
00:12:36,130 --> 00:12:37,798
reached the end of
this road for me.
364
00:12:37,882 --> 00:12:39,442
- No, I wanna watch
it with other people
365
00:12:39,467 --> 00:12:40,676
so I can watch them watch.
366
00:12:40,759 --> 00:12:43,220
- I love you
deeply. I really do,
367
00:12:43,304 --> 00:12:44,889
but I have go host
"BagelBites TV."
368
00:12:44,972 --> 00:12:46,849
So maybe tomorrow? Okay.
369
00:12:50,436 --> 00:12:52,271
Mom! Hey, uh,
370
00:12:52,354 --> 00:12:53,915
I was just wondering if
I could, maybe, come over
371
00:12:53,939 --> 00:12:55,399
and watch "Night
Nurse" with you?
372
00:12:55,483 --> 00:12:56,817
- Sure, honey.
373
00:12:56,901 --> 00:12:58,360
We can have a little
movie premiere
374
00:12:58,444 --> 00:12:59,320
of our own.
375
00:12:59,403 --> 00:13:00,321
It'll be even better
376
00:13:00,404 --> 00:13:01,405
than the one yesterday.
377
00:13:01,489 --> 00:13:02,490
I just need to figure out
378
00:13:02,573 --> 00:13:03,574
which remote does what
379
00:13:03,657 --> 00:13:04,658
and, also, how to turn on
380
00:13:04,742 --> 00:13:05,951
my screen, and...
381
00:13:06,035 --> 00:13:07,912
- Oh, my God, never
mind, Mom, bye.
382
00:13:12,875 --> 00:13:13,959
Oh, my God.
383
00:13:15,628 --> 00:13:16,629
Yes...
384
00:13:16,712 --> 00:13:18,088
- Sorry, thank you for talking.
385
00:13:18,172 --> 00:13:19,381
I just... I'm confused.
386
00:13:19,465 --> 00:13:21,717
You're a sign language
interpreter now?
387
00:13:21,800 --> 00:13:25,221
You were one of the worst
people in the entire industry.
388
00:13:25,304 --> 00:13:26,805
You once called my
brother the F word
389
00:13:26,889 --> 00:13:28,349
twice in one meeting.
390
00:13:28,432 --> 00:13:29,752
- Whoa, that does
sound like me...
391
00:13:29,808 --> 00:13:31,852
The old me. And I
was wretched, sick.
392
00:13:31,936 --> 00:13:33,395
I was deformed, deformed.
393
00:13:33,479 --> 00:13:34,581
Every morning,
from the industry,
394
00:13:34,605 --> 00:13:35,814
I would wake up like this.
395
00:13:35,898 --> 00:13:37,024
Why? What did it give me?
396
00:13:37,107 --> 00:13:38,776
It only took... it only took...
397
00:13:38,859 --> 00:13:40,236
It only takes.
398
00:13:40,319 --> 00:13:41,362
I mean,
399
00:13:41,445 --> 00:13:42,947
the industry's not
400
00:13:43,030 --> 00:13:44,240
that bad.
- Oh, it is.
401
00:13:44,323 --> 00:13:45,783
Brooke, it makes you ill,
402
00:13:45,866 --> 00:13:47,618
physically, mentally,
spiritually.
403
00:13:47,701 --> 00:13:49,328
I was becoming a bad person.
404
00:13:49,411 --> 00:13:50,871
I sued my nephew.
405
00:13:50,955 --> 00:13:53,290
After the last two years,
I realized I have to do
406
00:13:53,374 --> 00:13:54,917
something meaningful
with my life,
407
00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:57,670
and now, I wake up in the
morning, and guess what.
408
00:13:57,753 --> 00:13:59,380
- What?
- I start bawling...
409
00:13:59,463 --> 00:14:00,798
out of joy.
410
00:14:01,715 --> 00:14:03,175
- Right when you wake up?
411
00:14:03,259 --> 00:14:04,426
- Immediately, yeah.
412
00:14:04,510 --> 00:14:05,737
Eyes open, tears
fall, it's wild.
413
00:14:05,761 --> 00:14:07,221
Life is wild.
414
00:14:07,304 --> 00:14:09,848
It's a gift, and it's never
too late to heal, Brooke.
415
00:14:09,932 --> 00:14:11,767
I'm healing. I'm healing!
416
00:14:13,602 --> 00:14:15,813
That's great. I'm really,
417
00:14:15,896 --> 00:14:17,731
really happy for you.
- Ugh, thank you.
418
00:14:17,815 --> 00:14:20,192
- I just... I think
I need to be alone,
419
00:14:20,276 --> 00:14:21,610
go for a walk.
420
00:14:21,694 --> 00:14:23,696
- Oh, if you need to
take a walk to be happy,
421
00:14:23,779 --> 00:14:25,364
then take that walk.
422
00:14:25,447 --> 00:14:27,616
- Kay.
- Be well!
423
00:14:27,700 --> 00:14:30,953
Oh, sorry, this is
"goodbye" in sign language.
424
00:14:31,036 --> 00:14:32,788
Oh, God...
425
00:14:32,871 --> 00:14:35,040
- Move, move, move!
- Oh, Jesus.
426
00:14:35,124 --> 00:14:37,710
- She's a fucking liability,
and everyone knows that.
427
00:14:37,793 --> 00:14:39,044
I know it, you know it,
428
00:14:39,128 --> 00:14:40,296
and every patient here...
429
00:14:40,379 --> 00:14:42,798
- Okay, here you go.
- Mm, thank you.
430
00:14:42,881 --> 00:14:44,967
- What are we watching?
- This movie, "Night Nurse."
431
00:14:45,050 --> 00:14:46,861
It just came out tonight.
- Oh, I don't know if I have
432
00:14:46,885 --> 00:14:48,345
a whole movie in me tonight.
433
00:14:48,429 --> 00:14:49,906
Maybe we can just watch
30 episodes of "Friends."
434
00:14:49,930 --> 00:14:51,140
- Yeah! That's better.
435
00:14:51,223 --> 00:14:53,350
- Okay, she clocks
in for work...
436
00:14:54,602 --> 00:14:56,979
- Crap. Fucking "Friends."
437
00:15:00,524 --> 00:15:01,734
- A'ight, let me see.
438
00:15:01,817 --> 00:15:04,612
What am I in the mood for?
439
00:15:04,695 --> 00:15:06,989
Oh, I have been wanting
to watch the one
440
00:15:07,072 --> 00:15:08,824
- with all the nurses.
- Yes!
441
00:15:08,907 --> 00:15:10,326
Now, this guy has taste.
442
00:15:10,409 --> 00:15:13,495
- Okay, here we go, season
four, episode seven:
443
00:15:13,579 --> 00:15:14,997
"The One with All the Nurses."
444
00:15:15,080 --> 00:15:16,248
- Damn it.
445
00:15:22,838 --> 00:15:23,881
- What?
446
00:15:28,177 --> 00:15:30,888
God, this
app is so glitchy.
447
00:15:33,390 --> 00:15:35,893
Fine, I'll just watch this.
448
00:15:35,976 --> 00:15:37,144
- Success!
449
00:15:41,315 --> 00:15:43,233
- Hey, B, what happened?
450
00:15:43,317 --> 00:15:44,943
Everybody was asking
where you went.
451
00:15:45,027 --> 00:15:47,488
I mean, it's fine. I
made up an excuse, but...
452
00:15:47,571 --> 00:15:48,447
- Wow!
453
00:15:48,530 --> 00:15:50,532
How good of you, Lance.
454
00:15:50,616 --> 00:15:52,201
Well, I guess you're great,
455
00:15:52,284 --> 00:15:55,329
and I'm just a
fat piece of crap.
456
00:15:55,412 --> 00:15:56,622
- Whoa, whoa,
457
00:15:56,705 --> 00:15:59,458
what the hell?
- You know, just FYI,
458
00:15:59,541 --> 00:16:01,043
you're not that great.
459
00:16:01,126 --> 00:16:02,586
I bet all your friends at work
460
00:16:02,670 --> 00:16:04,004
wouldn't be so quick to, like,
461
00:16:04,088 --> 00:16:05,756
dab with you if they knew
462
00:16:05,839 --> 00:16:07,758
that you...
463
00:16:07,841 --> 00:16:09,385
never clean the sink!
464
00:16:09,468 --> 00:16:11,929
Like this fork
465
00:16:12,012 --> 00:16:15,557
that's been sitting in
here since God knows when!
466
00:16:15,641 --> 00:16:17,101
We're living in filth, Lance,
467
00:16:17,184 --> 00:16:18,352
'cause of you!
468
00:16:18,435 --> 00:16:19,895
Okay, I feel like
469
00:16:19,978 --> 00:16:22,147
whatever's going on is
not actually about me.
470
00:16:22,231 --> 00:16:24,483
And don't
even get me started
471
00:16:24,566 --> 00:16:25,943
on the sex!
472
00:16:26,026 --> 00:16:27,736
Always like, "Did you come?"
473
00:16:27,820 --> 00:16:29,905
And "I just wanna
make sure you came."
474
00:16:29,988 --> 00:16:32,616
Like, mind your
own business, dude!
475
00:16:32,700 --> 00:16:36,412
And there are so many
other examples too!
476
00:16:37,830 --> 00:16:40,499
I just... you know, I don't
wanna share them right now,
477
00:16:40,582 --> 00:16:42,126
because I have to...
478
00:16:42,209 --> 00:16:44,670
I have to go to the bathroom!
479
00:16:44,753 --> 00:16:46,130
And I hope to God
480
00:16:46,213 --> 00:16:47,464
that your piss
481
00:16:47,548 --> 00:16:50,134
isn't all over the seat again!
482
00:16:50,217 --> 00:16:51,760
- B, I really don't
mean to fight,
483
00:16:51,844 --> 00:16:54,346
but that is 100% your piss.
484
00:16:58,976 --> 00:17:02,062
There is no way that
every person I know
485
00:17:02,146 --> 00:17:04,356
is now doing good.
486
00:17:06,233 --> 00:17:07,443
Uh...
487
00:17:13,866 --> 00:17:15,117
- Brooke Dubek?
488
00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:16,410
Long time, no talk!
489
00:17:16,493 --> 00:17:17,995
- Hey, just thought I'd call
490
00:17:18,078 --> 00:17:20,372
and see how you were doing
after all these years,
491
00:17:20,456 --> 00:17:23,292
make sure you're
still in real estate
492
00:17:23,375 --> 00:17:24,793
like you should be.
493
00:17:24,877 --> 00:17:27,671
- Oh, no. I actually
left real estate.
494
00:17:27,755 --> 00:17:29,006
- You did?
495
00:17:29,089 --> 00:17:30,525
- Yeah, I just felt
like we only sold
496
00:17:30,549 --> 00:17:32,009
to the super rich,
and that wasn't
497
00:17:32,092 --> 00:17:33,302
sitting right with me anymore.
498
00:17:33,385 --> 00:17:34,887
- Uh-huh.
- It's like, why should
499
00:17:34,970 --> 00:17:36,305
they get the nice apartments
500
00:17:36,388 --> 00:17:37,532
when they're the
ones covering up
501
00:17:37,556 --> 00:17:39,391
those pedophile rings?
502
00:17:40,893 --> 00:17:42,227
- What's that, now?
503
00:17:42,311 --> 00:17:43,854
- She's showing up
drunk every night.
504
00:17:43,937 --> 00:17:45,564
She's a fucking liability.
505
00:17:45,647 --> 00:17:46,647
Everyone knows it.
506
00:17:46,690 --> 00:17:48,150
I know it, you know it,
507
00:17:48,233 --> 00:17:50,194
and every patient here
who's not sedated...
508
00:17:50,277 --> 00:17:51,320
- So good...
509
00:17:52,154 --> 00:17:53,989
- Yes!
- Ooh, yeah...
510
00:17:54,072 --> 00:17:55,491
Give me more, Nurse.
511
00:17:55,574 --> 00:17:57,785
- Oh, my God, he is really
loving "Night Nurse."
512
00:17:57,868 --> 00:17:58,994
- Fuck, yeah.
513
00:17:59,077 --> 00:18:02,039
Fuck that little
fucking twink nurse.
514
00:18:02,122 --> 00:18:03,290
- Wait, what?
515
00:18:07,044 --> 00:18:08,128
- Hey!
- Hey!
516
00:18:08,212 --> 00:18:09,463
- What the fuck are you doing?
517
00:18:09,546 --> 00:18:11,507
- What the fuck are you doing?
518
00:18:11,590 --> 00:18:13,430
- You're supposed to be
watching "Night Nurse,"
519
00:18:13,509 --> 00:18:16,261
not porn. Also,
I've seen this porn,
520
00:18:16,345 --> 00:18:18,013
and it's not even good.
The one guy's dick
521
00:18:18,096 --> 00:18:20,140
is limp the entire time,
and then all of a sudden,
522
00:18:20,224 --> 00:18:21,224
he's coming? Please!
523
00:18:21,266 --> 00:18:22,726
Okay? There was no care
524
00:18:22,810 --> 00:18:25,145
put into this, but
there was so much care
525
00:18:25,229 --> 00:18:26,480
put into "Night Nurse."
526
00:18:26,563 --> 00:18:28,482
It took three years to come out.
527
00:18:28,565 --> 00:18:30,776
Our entire art
department died...
528
00:18:30,859 --> 00:18:32,861
The short one, the
mean one, the man...
529
00:18:32,945 --> 00:18:36,448
And just no part of making
it was how I thought it'd be,
530
00:18:36,532 --> 00:18:38,659
but I figured, at
least, when it came out,
531
00:18:38,742 --> 00:18:40,327
I would get to watch
people watch it
532
00:18:40,410 --> 00:18:42,579
and then hear them
tell me how good it was
533
00:18:42,663 --> 00:18:44,206
and how proud of me they were,
534
00:18:44,289 --> 00:18:46,041
and I don't know, maybe
they'd even stand up
535
00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:48,252
and all chant my name in unison.
536
00:18:48,335 --> 00:18:49,711
- That's a very specific want.
537
00:18:49,795 --> 00:18:50,963
- It's just...
- Oh, yeah...
538
00:18:51,046 --> 00:18:52,673
- It's my first ever real thing
539
00:18:52,756 --> 00:18:54,383
and also the only
thing I've done
540
00:18:54,466 --> 00:18:57,553
in the last three years
except this dumb fantasy show
541
00:18:57,636 --> 00:19:00,722
I shot in Croatia for eight
months called "WindWeaver"
542
00:19:00,806 --> 00:19:02,516
that no one will ever see...
543
00:19:02,599 --> 00:19:04,059
Or, at least, I
hope they won't see,
544
00:19:04,143 --> 00:19:06,687
because I play a literal
elf with no lines...
545
00:19:06,770 --> 00:19:07,688
- Oof.
546
00:19:07,771 --> 00:19:09,189
Do you have, like, elf ears?
547
00:19:09,273 --> 00:19:10,941
- You know, I do, dude.
548
00:19:11,024 --> 00:19:13,151
So could we please, I beg you,
549
00:19:13,235 --> 00:19:15,696
just watch "Night Nurse"?
550
00:19:15,779 --> 00:19:17,114
- Okay.
551
00:19:17,197 --> 00:19:18,574
Sure.
552
00:19:18,657 --> 00:19:20,033
- Wait, really?
- Yes.
553
00:19:20,117 --> 00:19:22,870
- Oh, thank you.
- If we can watch my movie too.
554
00:19:22,953 --> 00:19:25,873
It just came out on Apple.
555
00:19:29,626 --> 00:19:30,979
- Wait, so you just
didn't watch it?
556
00:19:31,003 --> 00:19:32,963
- No, I didn't have
two movies in me.
557
00:19:33,046 --> 00:19:34,232
- That makes sense.
- That's fair.
558
00:19:34,256 --> 00:19:35,257
- But thank you all
559
00:19:35,340 --> 00:19:36,758
for now giving up a third day
560
00:19:36,842 --> 00:19:38,677
of your lives to try
and watch it with me.
561
00:19:38,760 --> 00:19:39,970
- We're happy to.
562
00:19:40,053 --> 00:19:41,597
Oh, and I also
invited my friend Jo.
563
00:19:41,680 --> 00:19:43,390
I just haven't seen
her in a few years,
564
00:19:43,473 --> 00:19:45,660
and I thought it might be fun
to see what she's up to...
565
00:19:45,684 --> 00:19:46,810
in front of everyone.
566
00:19:46,894 --> 00:19:47,936
- Well, I hope Mom has
567
00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:49,260
all of her remotes figured out.
568
00:19:49,313 --> 00:19:50,981
Although, I don't
have high hopes,
569
00:19:51,064 --> 00:19:53,384
because I couldn't even figure
out how to play it on my TV.
570
00:19:53,442 --> 00:19:55,819
- Wait, have you not been
to Mom's new house yet?
571
00:19:55,903 --> 00:19:58,071
- No, she moved when I
was in stupid Croatia,
572
00:19:58,155 --> 00:20:00,365
but... are we almost there?
573
00:20:00,449 --> 00:20:02,326
Yeah, almost.
574
00:20:06,163 --> 00:20:08,415
- Is this a helicopter?
575
00:20:08,498 --> 00:20:09,541
- Yes!
576
00:20:12,336 --> 00:20:14,671
- Aw, my kids are here!
577
00:20:14,755 --> 00:20:15,631
- Hi, Mom.
578
00:20:15,714 --> 00:20:17,090
- Hi.
- Hi?
579
00:20:17,174 --> 00:20:18,634
- How was the helicopter?
580
00:20:18,717 --> 00:20:20,385
Isn't the pilot nice?
581
00:20:20,469 --> 00:20:22,137
So much better
than the last one.
582
00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:24,514
- Sorry, this is your new house?
583
00:20:24,598 --> 00:20:25,849
- I know, right?
584
00:20:25,933 --> 00:20:28,018
I'm worth almost a
billion dollars now, Cary.
585
00:20:28,101 --> 00:20:30,187
- You are?
- Yeah, isn't that insane?
586
00:20:30,270 --> 00:20:32,147
I felt plenty rich when
I had my own talk show,
587
00:20:32,230 --> 00:20:34,816
but apparently, the real money
is in having your own network.
588
00:20:34,900 --> 00:20:36,526
Who knew?
- Okay, well, I don't mean
589
00:20:36,610 --> 00:20:38,820
to be forward, but
may I have $1 million?
590
00:20:38,904 --> 00:20:41,156
Curtis,
you're so funny.
591
00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:42,866
Holy shit.
592
00:20:42,950 --> 00:20:45,160
- And don't worry, Car, I
did figure out my remotes...
593
00:20:45,243 --> 00:20:46,662
Or my projectionist did.
594
00:20:46,745 --> 00:20:49,331
So I figured we'd head up
to the theater around 7:00,
595
00:20:49,414 --> 00:20:50,916
that is if I can
finally find it.
596
00:20:50,999 --> 00:20:52,709
I know it's on one
of these floors.
597
00:20:52,793 --> 00:20:54,503
- You have a full home theater?
598
00:20:54,586 --> 00:20:57,089
- Oh, and are you guys gonna
want snacks for the premiere?
599
00:20:57,172 --> 00:20:58,799
What do you kids like?
- You know I need
600
00:20:58,882 --> 00:20:59,800
Ree-sees Pee-cees.
601
00:20:59,883 --> 00:21:01,677
- Ooh, yes! Okay.
602
00:21:01,760 --> 00:21:03,178
"When it comes to snacks,
603
00:21:03,261 --> 00:21:04,697
"there's nothing my
family and I love
604
00:21:04,721 --> 00:21:07,849
more than @reesespieces."
605
00:21:07,933 --> 00:21:09,476
In five,
606
00:21:09,559 --> 00:21:11,353
four...
607
00:21:11,436 --> 00:21:14,648
What is happening?
608
00:21:14,731 --> 00:21:17,150
- Hi, Pat, just dropping
off some RP swag
609
00:21:17,234 --> 00:21:18,336
since we heard you're a fan.
610
00:21:18,360 --> 00:21:20,028
- Thanks so much.
611
00:21:21,363 --> 00:21:23,115
Isn't this fun?
612
00:21:23,198 --> 00:21:24,408
Last week, I tweeted
613
00:21:24,491 --> 00:21:25,867
the upstairs toilet
won't flush...
614
00:21:25,951 --> 00:21:27,536
- Why would you tweet that?
615
00:21:27,619 --> 00:21:29,430
- Well, that one was supposed
to be a text to Streeter,
616
00:21:29,454 --> 00:21:31,873
but now I have a lifetime
supply of Liquid-Plumr.
617
00:21:31,957 --> 00:21:35,043
It really is so
convenient to be powerful.
618
00:21:35,127 --> 00:21:36,461
- Hmm.
619
00:21:36,545 --> 00:21:38,296
- Oh, and also, I hope
you don't mind, Cary,
620
00:21:38,380 --> 00:21:40,841
but I invited a few
extra people tonight.
621
00:21:40,924 --> 00:21:42,217
- You did?
- Yes,
622
00:21:42,300 --> 00:21:44,386
I just thought it'd
be more fun that way.
623
00:21:44,469 --> 00:21:45,804
There's my security detail...
624
00:21:45,887 --> 00:21:47,264
They legally have to be here...
625
00:21:47,347 --> 00:21:49,725
Plus Shuli and Chasey.
- Hey, guys.
626
00:21:49,808 --> 00:21:51,143
- Hey, Chase.
- Hi, Chase.
627
00:21:51,226 --> 00:21:53,020
- And then my sweet
neighbor, Tony.
628
00:21:53,103 --> 00:21:55,564
- Wait, Tony? That
is the full head
629
00:21:55,647 --> 00:21:57,567
of Sony Pictures. I don't
even think he was there
630
00:21:57,649 --> 00:21:59,192
on Friday.
- Well then, I guess
631
00:21:59,276 --> 00:22:01,361
this really is gonna be
better than the premiere.
632
00:22:01,445 --> 00:22:03,697
- It actually literally is.
633
00:22:03,780 --> 00:22:05,365
- But I don't know
who that woman is.
634
00:22:05,449 --> 00:22:06,950
She just showed up
and has been saying
635
00:22:07,034 --> 00:22:10,162
some really intense
things about the vaccines.
636
00:22:10,245 --> 00:22:11,621
- Oh, no.
637
00:22:11,705 --> 00:22:13,957
I guess the last few years
have really changed her
638
00:22:14,041 --> 00:22:15,459
for the worse.
639
00:22:15,542 --> 00:22:17,586
Let's go see what else
might come out of her mouth.
640
00:22:17,669 --> 00:22:19,588
Jo!
- Hi.
641
00:22:19,671 --> 00:22:21,757
- Nice digs, Mama D.
- Thank you.
642
00:22:21,840 --> 00:22:23,383
- Ooh, welp,
643
00:22:23,467 --> 00:22:25,093
I finally got the
Barbacados to sleep.
644
00:22:25,177 --> 00:22:26,678
They needed four stories.
645
00:22:26,762 --> 00:22:27,929
- Wait, sorry.
646
00:22:28,013 --> 00:22:29,473
Streeter, your new
clients live here?
647
00:22:29,556 --> 00:22:31,266
- Yup. There hasn't
been much demand
648
00:22:31,349 --> 00:22:32,893
for a dancing family of five
649
00:22:32,976 --> 00:22:34,686
as I thought there might be.
650
00:22:34,770 --> 00:22:36,021
So until that changes,
651
00:22:36,104 --> 00:22:38,315
they're shacking up
here at Casa Dubek,
652
00:22:38,398 --> 00:22:40,609
them and the bees.
- The bees?
653
00:22:40,692 --> 00:22:41,812
- Yeah.
- And it's, like, not
654
00:22:41,860 --> 00:22:43,487
"everyone" at the insurrection
655
00:22:43,570 --> 00:22:44,821
was "racist."
656
00:22:44,905 --> 00:22:46,448
I mean, I should
know. I was there.
657
00:22:46,531 --> 00:22:47,949
- Oh...
- Oh, my God...
658
00:22:48,033 --> 00:22:50,660
Uh, but keep saying more.
659
00:22:50,744 --> 00:22:52,138
- The media just wants
to paint this picture
660
00:22:52,162 --> 00:22:54,414
of all of us, and
it is not true!
661
00:22:54,498 --> 00:22:56,138
I mean, I wouldn't
have believed it myself
662
00:22:56,208 --> 00:22:58,668
three years ago, but if you
look at Fauci's emails...
663
00:22:58,752 --> 00:22:59,872
- Sorry, we're on Fauci now?
664
00:22:59,920 --> 00:23:01,546
- Yeah, we seem to be on Fauci.
665
00:23:01,630 --> 00:23:02,923
- It is all connected.
666
00:23:03,006 --> 00:23:04,382
I actually have some printouts.
667
00:23:04,466 --> 00:23:05,801
I can go grab them if you want.
668
00:23:05,884 --> 00:23:07,153
- No, that's fine.
- No, no, that is...
669
00:23:07,177 --> 00:23:08,512
- I think I speak for all of us
670
00:23:08,595 --> 00:23:10,597
when I say please
get those printouts.
671
00:23:10,680 --> 00:23:13,975
Great, there are lots.
672
00:23:14,059 --> 00:23:16,144
- Man, she is bad, huh?
673
00:23:16,228 --> 00:23:19,022
Pretty much the worst
one here by a mile.
674
00:23:19,106 --> 00:23:20,649
I'd say,
compared to her,
675
00:23:20,732 --> 00:23:22,651
we're all...
676
00:23:22,734 --> 00:23:23,944
A-okay.
677
00:23:24,027 --> 00:23:25,320
- Excuse me,
678
00:23:25,403 --> 00:23:26,988
Mr. Streeter?
- Ah...
679
00:23:27,072 --> 00:23:30,325
- My mommy wants to ask if
she can have a glass of wine.
680
00:23:30,408 --> 00:23:31,952
She
doesn't want a glass
681
00:23:32,035 --> 00:23:33,286
of wine. She just wants me
682
00:23:33,370 --> 00:23:34,830
to come back up
there.
683
00:23:34,913 --> 00:23:36,623
That's the Barbacados for you!
684
00:23:36,706 --> 00:23:37,999
- Oh, my God,
685
00:23:38,083 --> 00:23:40,961
enough with the fucking
Barbacado family!
686
00:23:41,044 --> 00:23:43,004
- Honey, I completely agree,
687
00:23:43,088 --> 00:23:44,381
but why are you so upset?
688
00:23:44,464 --> 00:23:46,299
- It's always
Barbacado family this,
689
00:23:46,383 --> 00:23:47,676
Barbacado family that.
690
00:23:47,759 --> 00:23:49,427
Like, I know my last
album was a flop,
691
00:23:49,511 --> 00:23:51,346
but do you not want me
as a client anymore?
692
00:23:51,429 --> 00:23:52,681
- What?
693
00:23:52,764 --> 00:23:55,684
No, Chasey, I don't
give a flying fuck
694
00:23:55,767 --> 00:23:57,185
about the Barbacados.
695
00:23:57,269 --> 00:23:58,770
No offense, Charlotte.
696
00:23:58,854 --> 00:24:00,397
I only signed those losers
697
00:24:00,480 --> 00:24:03,900
because I thought you were
gonna drop me as a manager.
698
00:24:03,984 --> 00:24:05,360
You're almost 18, and that's...
699
00:24:07,112 --> 00:24:08,363
When they leave, you know?
700
00:24:08,446 --> 00:24:10,949
That's when...
701
00:24:11,032 --> 00:24:13,535
they always leave me.
702
00:24:13,618 --> 00:24:15,662
- Really?
- Yes!
703
00:24:15,745 --> 00:24:19,166
My God, who cares if
your album was a flop?
704
00:24:19,249 --> 00:24:20,876
No one here cares
about your singing
705
00:24:20,959 --> 00:24:22,627
at all.
- Uh, yes, we do!
706
00:24:22,711 --> 00:24:24,254
- Yes, we care about
it, we love it,
707
00:24:24,337 --> 00:24:27,382
and we support it.
- No, of course, of course.
708
00:24:27,465 --> 00:24:31,011
But you can also
do so much more.
709
00:24:31,094 --> 00:24:36,016
You are so, so fiscally
valuable to me, Chasey...
710
00:24:36,099 --> 00:24:37,726
Especially now that you're 18!
711
00:24:37,809 --> 00:24:39,519
My God...
712
00:24:39,603 --> 00:24:42,230
I could cover your body in
tattoos and then have them
713
00:24:42,314 --> 00:24:44,691
removed six months later
so your body is always
714
00:24:44,774 --> 00:24:46,484
just a little bit blue forever.
715
00:24:46,568 --> 00:24:48,403
I could put you in
a Selena Gomez video
716
00:24:48,486 --> 00:24:50,280
where you kiss her bare stomach.
717
00:24:50,363 --> 00:24:53,241
I can "accidentally"
film you smoking weed
718
00:24:53,325 --> 00:24:55,243
so you can then sell weed!
719
00:24:55,327 --> 00:24:57,454
I mean, the possibilities
are endless!
720
00:25:00,457 --> 00:25:01,708
- Hey.
721
00:25:01,791 --> 00:25:04,753
I effing love you,
ChaseDreams Dubek,
722
00:25:04,836 --> 00:25:09,758
and I will never ever
drop you as a client.
723
00:25:15,388 --> 00:25:17,098
Wait, you're still 17, right?
724
00:25:17,182 --> 00:25:18,683
- For five more hours.
- Okay.
725
00:25:22,520 --> 00:25:24,814
- Okay... why don't we all
726
00:25:24,898 --> 00:25:27,150
head up to the theater
and watch Cary's movie?
727
00:25:27,234 --> 00:25:28,777
- Oh.
- I mean, sure, but I honestly
728
00:25:28,860 --> 00:25:31,363
don't know if it will be
as moving or full of pathos
729
00:25:31,446 --> 00:25:32,697
as what that just was.
730
00:25:32,781 --> 00:25:34,091
- Okay, guys. Let's
put your stuff down
731
00:25:34,115 --> 00:25:35,492
and follow me.
Let's go upstairs.
732
00:25:35,575 --> 00:25:37,011
All
right, let's do this.
733
00:25:37,035 --> 00:25:38,536
- Hey, have you seen Jo?
734
00:25:38,620 --> 00:25:40,956
I just wanna make sure
she sits right in front,
735
00:25:41,039 --> 00:25:42,332
because I think she will have
736
00:25:42,415 --> 00:25:44,376
some interesting things to say
737
00:25:44,459 --> 00:25:46,127
about the nurses.
738
00:25:46,211 --> 00:25:48,296
- Come with me for a sec, okay?
739
00:25:48,380 --> 00:25:49,464
- Okay...
740
00:25:51,341 --> 00:25:53,343
Where are we...
741
00:25:53,426 --> 00:25:54,636
hi.
- What's up, man?
742
00:25:56,221 --> 00:25:57,222
What?
743
00:25:57,305 --> 00:26:00,350
- Okay, so I sent Jo home.
744
00:26:01,559 --> 00:26:03,019
- What? Why would you do that?
745
00:26:03,103 --> 00:26:05,480
- Because you clearly
invited her here
746
00:26:05,563 --> 00:26:06,815
just to make fun of her
747
00:26:06,898 --> 00:26:09,484
for some reason,
and that is unkind.
748
00:26:09,567 --> 00:26:12,946
So I thought it would
be best if she left.
749
00:26:18,576 --> 00:26:19,577
Fuck you.
- What?
750
00:26:19,661 --> 00:26:21,162
No, don't do this, baby.
751
00:26:21,246 --> 00:26:23,790
- No, fuck you.
That was my guest.
752
00:26:23,873 --> 00:26:26,209
Go fucking fuck yourself, Lance.
753
00:26:26,293 --> 00:26:28,044
No, fuck this.
- Please just stay here.
754
00:26:28,128 --> 00:26:29,629
Just talk to me.
- No, I don't wanna
755
00:26:29,713 --> 00:26:31,798
talk to you. I just...
756
00:26:31,881 --> 00:26:34,718
I want you to fucking leave.
757
00:26:34,801 --> 00:26:35,844
- You want me to leave?
758
00:26:35,927 --> 00:26:37,429
- Yes.
- Like, right now?
759
00:26:37,512 --> 00:26:39,407
Just leave this house?
No, I'm not gonna do that.
760
00:26:39,431 --> 00:26:42,851
- No... yes, I want you to
leave this house right now.
761
00:26:42,934 --> 00:26:43,977
I just...
762
00:26:46,438 --> 00:26:47,856
This is insane, B.
763
00:26:47,939 --> 00:26:50,942
- Okay, well then, I
guess I'm fucking insane.
764
00:26:56,906 --> 00:26:58,325
So then I'll just
see you at home?
765
00:26:58,408 --> 00:27:00,118
- I don't know. It's
far, so I might...
766
00:27:00,201 --> 00:27:02,120
I might just stay here tonight.
767
00:27:16,634 --> 00:27:18,070
- 'Sup bitches! We're
here on the red carpet
768
00:27:18,094 --> 00:27:19,447
with "Night Nurse"
star Cary Dubek.
769
00:27:19,471 --> 00:27:20,911
Cary, how old are you?
770
00:27:20,972 --> 00:27:24,267
- Um, I'm 33.
- And what is your net worth?
771
00:27:24,351 --> 00:27:27,312
Um, 150,000.
772
00:27:27,395 --> 00:27:29,230
- Whoa...
- Aw...
773
00:27:29,314 --> 00:27:31,399
- Right, yes,
because that is low,
774
00:27:31,483 --> 00:27:34,527
and finally, can we get a
peek at those little piggies?
775
00:27:34,611 --> 00:27:35,737
Okay.
776
00:27:35,820 --> 00:27:37,197
Oh... whoa! All: Oh!
777
00:27:37,280 --> 00:27:38,716
Okay, well,
778
00:27:38,740 --> 00:27:41,034
that's all for me.
I'm Curtis Paltrow.
779
00:27:41,117 --> 00:27:42,911
Back to you, Yazleen!
780
00:27:44,537 --> 00:27:46,456
- Thank you, friend.
You are sweet.
781
00:27:46,539 --> 00:27:48,184
- Well, you gotta do
"Age, Net Worth, Feet."
782
00:27:48,208 --> 00:27:50,168
- Oh, I was so mad, the
press lady at the premiere
783
00:27:50,210 --> 00:27:52,003
told me not to.
784
00:27:53,171 --> 00:27:56,341
And now, at long fucking last,
785
00:27:56,424 --> 00:27:57,967
let's watch "Night Nurse,"
786
00:27:58,051 --> 00:27:59,552
or, um,
787
00:27:59,636 --> 00:28:00,637
you guys will watch it,
788
00:28:00,720 --> 00:28:03,098
and I will watch you watch it.
789
00:28:03,181 --> 00:28:07,394
Enjoy!
790
00:28:13,358 --> 00:28:14,585
- Code blue, we
have a code blue.
791
00:29:11,875 --> 00:29:13,626
It was so good!
792
00:29:13,710 --> 00:29:15,253
It was so good.
793
00:29:15,336 --> 00:29:16,754
- Cary!
794
00:29:21,885 --> 00:29:24,095
- Cary! Cary!55591
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