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I love days where I don't have to work
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and I can just run errands
and look like trash.
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I know. I'm not even wearing underwear.
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Yeah, me neither.
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I mean, I'm not seeing anybody I know,
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so why would I?
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I actually probably should.
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My dick always pops out of these pants.
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Ugh, I hate walking around
with toilet paper.
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It's so embarrassing.
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Why? Everyone knows you have a butthole
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and poop comes out of it.
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Hey, you're okay.
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See? She agrees.
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Hey, gay.
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Huh, not sure
that's about your butthole.
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But, I mean, I guess kinda?
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Wait, what is going on?
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Hey, you're the guy from that video.
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Oh, no, sorry. I don't think so.
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Yeah, the little kid's music video
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about his gay brother.
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What?
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Oh, um, Care, look at this.
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I think I found
what they're talking about.
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♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪
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♪ Hey, oh ♪
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♪ My brother's brave ♪
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♪ My brother's wise ♪
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♪ My brother doesn't like girls ♪
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♪ He likes guys ♪
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♪ He kisses men ♪
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♪ That turns him on ♪
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♪ And if you think that's gross ♪
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♪ Well, then I think you're wrong ♪
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♪ 'Cause I think it's cool ♪
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♪ My brother's gay ♪
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♪ And that's okay ♪
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♪ The haters may hate ♪
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♪ But I love how he's gay ♪
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♪ He is so gay in every way ♪
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♪ My brother Cary is gay ♪
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♪ And that's okay ♪
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♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪
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♪ Hey, oh ♪
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♪ And that's okay ♪
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What the f...
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Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx
www.addic7ed.com
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Where is Streeter?
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Why is no one picking up? Ugh.
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Okay, can we just take one sec
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and laugh about how funny this is?
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I can't be in a teen's music video.
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Do I just show up at the label
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and tell that Shuli woman
to take it down?
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Yeah, yeah, that's what I got to do.
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Okay, or you leave it up
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and you get, like,
a trillion new followers.
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Ew, I don't want those followers.
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They're all like @ChaseDreamsFeet.
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Wow, he is getting famous.
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What if casting people see this?
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Oh, my God, what if Grandma sees this?
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Wait, does Grandma
not know that you're gay?
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No, she's 85.
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I thought I'd just let her die in peace
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without ever truly knowing who I am.
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Wow, cool brain, Care.
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Shuli, the video's at 5 mil.
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Great, can we get him on the OUT100 yet?
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No, they said it's still
just for gay people.
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God, that is so unfair.
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Hey, uh, Shuli?
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Hi, gay brother.
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You know, my brother's gay.
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I have a gay brother.
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My brother's gay too.
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Yes, okay,
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that's sort of why I'm here.
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Can I talk to you in private?
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One sec. Brooke, where have you been?
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Chase needs his assistant.
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Oh, um, I just sort of figured
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when you started
a new job you had a few days
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to, you know, get your life together.
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Why would you think that?
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Sorry, Shuli, can we talk, like, now?
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It's very important, and
I can't get ahold of Streeter.
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No one's told you.
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There was an emergency.
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Streeter and your mom had
to take Chase to a specialist.
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Oh, my God, what happened?
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You may want to sit for this.
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Chase has a...
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- a pimple.
- Ugh.
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A pimple?
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Look, if you need
to barf, go ahead. I did.
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But we're gonna get through this
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as... as a team.
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You know, we just may have
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to transition him to sexy
sooner than we thought.
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- Okay, I'm gonna cut to the chase.
- Trademark.
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I want that video down, all right?
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It's humiliating, and I feel exposed.
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- Your dick's out.
- Oh.
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Cary, what's the problem?
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Everyone here loves the video.
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I mean, its message is so strategic,
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important. I said important.
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And the gay community is eating it up.
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Ellen just tweeted about it.
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We got Ellen
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or whatever little twink
runs her account.
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Okay, well, I want it down.
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I'm an actor and this could be...
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...terrible for my career.
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Sorry.
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It's an agent asking
if I have representation.
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I guess she saw the video.
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Shit, this is one
of the biggest agencies.
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Care, that's amazing.
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Yeah, I could maybe leave Skip finally.
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Yeah.
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So like I was saying, I love the video.
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It's awesome.
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I want you guys to keep it up.
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I love you cuties. Thank you.
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All right, so I guess
I better get to work.
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All I'm gonna need from
you guys is Beyoncé's cell.
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Gotta set up a collab on,
you know, like, a song,
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ooh, or a jean.
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That's not your job.
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We have you in a very small office
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responding to fan mail.
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Shouldn't I be doing
something more creative?
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I mean, come on, with my background?
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What is your background?
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I went to the School of
American Ballet 11 years ago.
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Well, then no.
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Listen, Brooke,
your brother's fans love him
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because he's real.
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But now he's getting
too busy to be real,
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so we need you to be real for him.
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Shuli, we have a problem.
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The gays are turning on the vid.
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They're saying it's, quote,
"so five years ago."
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That's the worst thing you can be.
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"Dear ChaseDreams,
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"I've been in the hospital
for seven weeks
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"and it's not looking good.
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"Could you send me a T-shirt?
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"You're my favorite singer ever.
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Love, Rachel Klein."
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Poor girl.
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Such terrible taste in music.
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Hey, how's it going in here?
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Oh, some of these letters
are really intense.
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A grown woman sent Chase underwear.
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That happens a lot.
You can just toss 'em.
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Oh, I mean, can't waste
brand-new underwear.
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- Am I right, girl?
- Those are not brand-new.
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Women wear them and send them dirty.
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Don't even touch them.
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Of course not.
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And don't eat any of the food.
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Uh-huh.
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Anyway, Shuli wanted me
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to introduce you to Chase's lawyers.
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There's, like, 100 of them,
and they're all, like, 25.
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Yeah, I'll go meet some lawyers.
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Oh, I'm sorry, I meant
there's 25 of them,
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and they're all, like, 100.
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Mm, um, you know, I'm actually...
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I'm in the middle of some
very important fan outreach.
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Yeah, there's a sick girl.
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She's dying, actually.
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So I need to personally
bring her a Chase T-shirt.
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So off I go.
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Ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew.
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I have a meeting with an agent.
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We all do. This is an agency.
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- Cary?
- Yes.
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Oh, Pitzi Pyle.
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Thank you so much for coming in.
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I saw you in the vid.
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I am gagging for you, faggot.
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Come on back.
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Sorry, I was... uh, I was gonna change,
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but you told me to come down here ASAPF,
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I thought the F was a typo,
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but now I think I know
what it stands for.
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Yas, faggot.
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Wait, should we do this meeting
here or while we're shopping?
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I guess here?
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Aw, Pitzi sad.
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Oh, oh, no.
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I'm sorry, we can...
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Wait, you believed me.
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Oh, my God. You're so cute.
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You're, like, the sweetest
person I've ever met.
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Like, will you be my best friend?
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Like, legally, we're bound
to be best friends now.
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And that's really good for you
because I'm the top agent here.
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- Oh, you are?
- Yeah.
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I have the most clients, okay, 10,000.
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- Oh, how is that manageable?
- But enough about me.
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Okay, dish. I want to hear everything.
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Where are you from? What's your deal?
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What makes you tic? Everything.
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Well, I'm from Ohio,
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uh, like all the greats.
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Oh, my God, wait.
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So you're, like, the funniest
person that ever lived.
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Okay, I'm obsessed with you.
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Josh, get in here!
You have to hear this.
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He's gonna love this.
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Okay, Cary, tell Josh where you're from.
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Ohio.
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But do the other part.
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It's... it's where
all the greats are from.
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Oh, God. Oh, my God.
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Hi, I'm looking for a patient
named Rachel Kline.
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She's here and dying.
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Okay, that's not how we
talk out loud in a hospital.
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Are you family or celebrity?
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Oh, um, celebrity?
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Okay, we're actually already
checking on that name for P!nk,
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so you can go ahead and have
a seat next to her assistant.
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Which one is her...
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I found her.
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Wow, you look exactly like P!nk.
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It's like dogs and their owners.
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This was me when I first started.
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Whoa, when is that?
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Four weeks ago.
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You don't look like anyone famous.
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Did you just start?
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Oh, today's my first day, actually.
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Well, let me give you some advice.
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Never let your boss
get into aerial gymnastics.
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Oh, don't worry.
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I'm not gonna be an assistant for long.
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- It's not like a career or anything.
- Your loss.
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P!nk's first assistant is now
the CEO of her apparel company.
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Whoa, really?
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I mean, it's just leotards
for aerial gymnastics,
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but she's rich.
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Sorry, ladies, there's no patient here
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by the name of Rachel Kline.
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What?
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Oh, I want to talk career with you.
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Okay, do you know who Meryl Streep is?
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- Yes.
- I don't. I don't.
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Because she's old, and old is bad.
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Okay, young is good.
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Do you know how many views
your video has?
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15 million!
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- It does?
- Yeah.
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And that means I can make you
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the most famous person in the world...
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For the next 14 hours.
262
00:09:22,753 --> 00:09:24,385
Well, you know, uh,
I think I'm looking for
263
00:09:24,453 --> 00:09:26,187
a little bit more longevity than that.
264
00:09:26,256 --> 00:09:29,323
I guess I just want, like, a...
you know, maybe a small part
265
00:09:29,384 --> 00:09:32,385
in a miniseries, or, you know,
a role in a...
266
00:09:32,461 --> 00:09:34,491
director's...
267
00:09:36,028 --> 00:09:37,160
Hello?
268
00:09:41,070 --> 00:09:44,305
Hey, Shuli, it's Cary.
Listen, I changed my mind.
269
00:09:44,374 --> 00:09:46,340
I'm actually gonna need
that video to come down.
270
00:09:46,409 --> 00:09:47,745
No can do, Care.
271
00:09:47,815 --> 00:09:51,412
Tomi Lahren just called it
an affront to family values.
272
00:09:51,480 --> 00:09:53,247
The gays are back on board.
273
00:09:56,319 --> 00:09:57,451
Wait, I'm sorry.
274
00:09:57,520 --> 00:09:58,785
Why isn't there a Rachel Kline here?
275
00:09:58,853 --> 00:10:00,620
This happens all the time.
276
00:10:00,688 --> 00:10:03,723
It's a dude, some middle-aged
perv who wants attention.
277
00:10:03,792 --> 00:10:06,592
Ew, but then why would he
pretend to be in a hospital?
278
00:10:06,661 --> 00:10:08,194
They don't think anyone
will actually show.
279
00:10:08,263 --> 00:10:09,595
They just hope you feel bad enough
280
00:10:09,664 --> 00:10:11,531
to send a bunch
of free crap to their house
281
00:10:11,599 --> 00:10:13,300
probably so they can jack off into it.
282
00:10:13,325 --> 00:10:14,267
Ugh.
283
00:10:14,336 --> 00:10:16,903
Check the return address.
284
00:10:16,972 --> 00:10:19,072
It says New Jersey.
285
00:10:19,141 --> 00:10:21,541
Exactly, where the pervs live.
286
00:10:21,609 --> 00:10:22,708
Okay, but if this keeps happening,
287
00:10:22,777 --> 00:10:23,988
why do you keep showing up?
288
00:10:24,058 --> 00:10:26,279
Because one time out of ten
it really is a dying girl,
289
00:10:26,348 --> 00:10:28,714
and if you don't show up,
it's bad optics.
290
00:10:28,783 --> 00:10:30,650
And P!nk doesn't do bad optics.
291
00:10:30,718 --> 00:10:34,219
She does near constant
aerial gymnastics.
292
00:10:34,288 --> 00:10:36,489
Well, I'm gonna go to New Jersey
293
00:10:36,558 --> 00:10:39,358
and I'm gonna confront this sick perv.
294
00:10:39,427 --> 00:10:40,426
You want to come?
295
00:10:40,495 --> 00:10:41,761
No, I have to find
296
00:10:41,830 --> 00:10:43,128
some other dying kid
to take a photo with.
297
00:10:43,197 --> 00:10:45,331
Oh.
298
00:10:45,399 --> 00:10:48,634
♪ Haters may hate
but I love how he's gay ♪
299
00:10:48,703 --> 00:10:50,570
Hey, are you from that music video?
300
00:10:50,638 --> 00:10:51,904
Oh, um, yes,
301
00:10:51,973 --> 00:10:53,372
but I'd love to do a miniseries one day,
302
00:10:53,441 --> 00:10:56,008
- like a "Fargo" or something.
- Oh, that's cool.
303
00:10:56,077 --> 00:11:00,212
Um, I just wanted to say
I came out to my mom today
304
00:11:00,281 --> 00:11:01,781
sort of because of that video.
305
00:11:01,850 --> 00:11:03,716
- Oh.
- I was scared,
306
00:11:03,785 --> 00:11:06,953
but it actually wasn't as bad
as I thought it was gonna be.
307
00:11:07,021 --> 00:11:10,807
So I guess this is weird,
but, um, thanks?
308
00:11:12,226 --> 00:11:14,994
That's... wow, that's... that's nice.
309
00:11:15,062 --> 00:11:17,829
Can I, um... can I give you
a hug or something?
310
00:11:17,854 --> 00:11:18,966
Sure.
311
00:11:20,901 --> 00:11:23,223
- Okay, see ya.
- Bye.
312
00:11:23,270 --> 00:11:25,201
And good luck with your miniseries.
313
00:11:25,739 --> 00:11:27,607
Thanks.
314
00:11:31,278 --> 00:11:32,611
- Shuli.
- Hey, Shuli,
315
00:11:32,679 --> 00:11:34,446
I guess you could leave the video up.
316
00:11:34,515 --> 00:11:36,281
Uh, I'm okay with it now.
317
00:11:36,350 --> 00:11:38,350
Too bad, Care. It's coming down.
318
00:11:38,419 --> 00:11:41,653
The A.V. Club just said
it's "no 'Moonlight.'"
319
00:11:41,722 --> 00:11:43,321
Was it supposed to be?
320
00:11:43,390 --> 00:11:44,655
It doesn't matter, Cary!
321
00:11:44,724 --> 00:11:47,191
They said it, and now we're fucked!
322
00:11:51,097 --> 00:11:52,397
He... hello.
323
00:11:52,465 --> 00:11:54,098
Just what I thought, a pervert.
324
00:11:54,167 --> 00:11:55,466
Excuse me?
325
00:11:55,535 --> 00:11:57,435
You think you are so smart,
326
00:11:57,504 --> 00:11:59,303
pretending to be a dying girl so what?
327
00:11:59,372 --> 00:12:02,740
A teen will send you a T-shirt
and you can nut in it?
328
00:12:02,808 --> 00:12:05,276
Well, here's your little tee, perv.
329
00:12:05,345 --> 00:12:08,079
Nut away.
330
00:12:08,148 --> 00:12:10,881
Oh, yeah, you should cry.
331
00:12:10,950 --> 00:12:14,785
Oh, good, all your little
pervert friends are crying too.
332
00:12:14,854 --> 00:12:18,188
And they're all in black.
333
00:12:20,625 --> 00:12:23,560
So Rachel wasn't
at the... because she...
334
00:12:26,432 --> 00:12:29,666
I am so sorry
335
00:12:29,734 --> 00:12:31,000
for your loss.
336
00:12:33,405 --> 00:12:35,038
Yo, what up, roomie?
337
00:12:35,107 --> 00:12:38,007
Hey, you, um... you smell good.
338
00:12:38,077 --> 00:12:39,976
Got to, going out with Abby tonight.
339
00:12:40,045 --> 00:12:41,363
Don't want my junk to stink
340
00:12:41,426 --> 00:12:43,113
if she's gonna be down there, you know?
341
00:12:43,182 --> 00:12:45,382
Totally.
342
00:12:55,126 --> 00:13:00,329
Your, uh... your dick looks good.
343
00:13:00,398 --> 00:13:03,132
Thanks.
344
00:13:03,201 --> 00:13:04,733
So does yours.
345
00:13:04,802 --> 00:13:08,104
What? Oh, stupid pants.
346
00:13:09,448 --> 00:13:11,415
♪ Ah, my young boys in the truth ♪
347
00:13:11,476 --> 00:13:13,242
- ♪ True, true, true ♪
- ♪ The truth ♪
348
00:13:13,311 --> 00:13:15,191
♪ When you see a real one you
better salute ♪
349
00:13:16,724 --> 00:13:18,691
- ♪ Young boys in the truth ♪
- ♪ True, true, true ♪
350
00:13:18,754 --> 00:13:19,756
♪ Truth ♪
351
00:13:19,826 --> 00:13:22,061
♪ When you see a real one,
you better salute ♪
352
00:13:22,115 --> 00:13:24,451
- ♪ Lute, lute, lute ♪
- ♪ Lute, lute ♪
353
00:13:24,514 --> 00:13:25,913
♪ Young boys in the truth ♪
354
00:13:25,982 --> 00:13:27,488
Wait, wait, wait, wait. Stop, stop.
355
00:13:27,544 --> 00:13:29,078
What's up, dude?
356
00:13:29,154 --> 00:13:30,353
Am I doing it wrong?
357
00:13:30,426 --> 00:13:32,559
No, no, no, no. That was...
358
00:13:32,625 --> 00:13:33,671
That was great, um...
359
00:13:33,696 --> 00:13:35,196
I mean, it was a little dry.
360
00:13:35,264 --> 00:13:37,031
It was kind of like
a turtle eating a carrot.
361
00:13:37,100 --> 00:13:39,967
But that's not, uh...
that's not the problem.
362
00:13:42,138 --> 00:13:43,637
I can't do this anymore.
363
00:13:43,706 --> 00:13:45,706
Oh, okay.
364
00:13:45,774 --> 00:13:51,411
'Cause every time we do this,
it's great or whatever,
365
00:13:51,480 --> 00:13:54,948
but I just feel like shit after.
366
00:13:55,016 --> 00:13:57,779
Oh, no. You do? Why?
367
00:13:57,881 --> 00:14:02,083
Because you don't actually like me.
368
00:14:02,152 --> 00:14:05,726
And that makes me feel pathetic, okay?
369
00:14:05,796 --> 00:14:06,814
And I'm not pathetic.
370
00:14:06,890 --> 00:14:08,524
I'm a gay icon.
371
00:14:08,592 --> 00:14:10,192
Whoa, hey, that's cool.
372
00:14:10,260 --> 00:14:11,327
- Yeah.
- Since when?
373
00:14:11,395 --> 00:14:13,629
This morning. Yeah.
374
00:14:13,698 --> 00:14:17,064
And I don't know if you're secretly gay
375
00:14:17,133 --> 00:14:19,233
or if you're just straight
and you like attention,
376
00:14:19,302 --> 00:14:22,203
but either way, it fucking sucks for me.
377
00:14:22,271 --> 00:14:24,572
This sucks for me, and "Survivor" sucks.
378
00:14:24,641 --> 00:14:26,173
"Survivor" sucks.
379
00:14:26,242 --> 00:14:28,008
I can't believe you watch
the same seasons
380
00:14:28,077 --> 00:14:30,025
over and over and over.
381
00:14:30,072 --> 00:14:32,613
- It's the same thing.
- Well, not Micronesia.
382
00:14:32,682 --> 00:14:34,281
Okay, yeah, that season
did change the game, but...
383
00:14:34,351 --> 00:14:37,618
Listen, I... I'm sorry, Care.
384
00:14:37,687 --> 00:14:39,821
I...
385
00:14:39,889 --> 00:14:41,522
I love you, man.
386
00:14:41,591 --> 00:14:42,857
No, that's so annoying.
387
00:14:42,925 --> 00:14:43,958
No, you don't.
388
00:14:44,026 --> 00:14:45,359
You don't love me,
389
00:14:45,437 --> 00:14:49,696
and you know what's humiliating
is, I weirdly love you,
390
00:14:49,765 --> 00:14:55,034
and that is so dumb because you
never give me anything ever!
391
00:14:55,103 --> 00:14:56,503
Nothing!
392
00:14:56,572 --> 00:14:58,905
So from now on, we're just roommates.
393
00:14:58,974 --> 00:15:00,874
That's it, and when you watch TV,
394
00:15:00,942 --> 00:15:05,379
I need you to wear a shirt,
preferably a turtleneck.
395
00:15:05,447 --> 00:15:07,647
- Okay, all right.
- Thank you.
396
00:15:07,716 --> 00:15:10,584
Now if you'll excuse me,
397
00:15:10,652 --> 00:15:14,821
I have something I've been
meaning to do for eight months.
398
00:15:16,958 --> 00:15:20,994
♪ My brother's gay and here to stay ♪
399
00:15:21,062 --> 00:15:24,830
♪ So, haters, you better
stay out of his way ♪
400
00:15:24,899 --> 00:15:29,101
♪ And if you are listening,
then I want to say ♪
401
00:15:29,169 --> 00:15:32,170
♪ Cary Dubek, you are gay ♪
402
00:15:32,239 --> 00:15:33,939
♪ And that's okay ♪
403
00:15:34,008 --> 00:15:37,175
I'm so sorry for your loss.
404
00:15:39,246 --> 00:15:42,748
I'm so sorry I'm wearing
Halloween boxer shorts.
405
00:15:42,817 --> 00:15:44,884
Excuse me.
406
00:15:44,952 --> 00:15:47,920
How do you know the deceased?
407
00:15:47,988 --> 00:15:50,456
Oh, she was a big fan
of my little brother's,
408
00:15:50,525 --> 00:15:53,626
and I'm here on his behalf
because he loved her.
409
00:15:53,694 --> 00:15:56,128
He respected her,
410
00:15:56,196 --> 00:15:59,197
and he...
411
00:15:59,266 --> 00:16:01,967
Wait, I'm sorry, who's this bitch?
412
00:16:02,036 --> 00:16:03,402
The deceased.
413
00:16:03,470 --> 00:16:05,270
Grandma Elaine.
414
00:16:05,339 --> 00:16:08,240
So she wrote the letter?
415
00:16:08,309 --> 00:16:10,909
Okay, I'm sorry.
416
00:16:10,978 --> 00:16:13,078
I don't mean to speak ill of the dead,
417
00:16:13,147 --> 00:16:15,814
but that woman was a sex pervert.
418
00:16:16,883 --> 00:16:19,851
Yeah, she pretended to be
this little girl named Rachel Kline
419
00:16:19,920 --> 00:16:22,087
so that my brother
would send her a T-shirt
420
00:16:22,156 --> 00:16:23,922
so she could, I don't know,
421
00:16:23,991 --> 00:16:25,190
rub it all over her old titties.
422
00:16:25,259 --> 00:16:27,592
- Oh.
- Gross.
423
00:16:27,661 --> 00:16:29,658
Wait, I'm Rachel Kline.
424
00:16:31,531 --> 00:16:32,729
Sorry, what?
425
00:16:32,798 --> 00:16:34,198
I wrote that letter to Chase
426
00:16:34,267 --> 00:16:36,633
'cause I was at the hospital
with my grandma
427
00:16:36,702 --> 00:16:38,402
and I was sad, so I wanted a T-shirt.
428
00:16:45,578 --> 00:16:47,644
So today is my first day
in the industry,
429
00:16:47,713 --> 00:16:50,848
and I would like to apologize
for everything
430
00:16:50,916 --> 00:16:55,186
that I have said and done.
431
00:16:55,254 --> 00:16:57,488
Rachel, how do I make it up to you?
432
00:16:57,556 --> 00:17:02,093
Do you want Chase's autograph,
my autograph?
433
00:17:03,174 --> 00:17:06,730
Well, I have a school dance next week.
434
00:17:06,799 --> 00:17:10,033
Maybe Chase could be my date?
435
00:17:11,036 --> 00:17:12,502
Shuli, great news.
436
00:17:12,570 --> 00:17:13,903
The gays are back on board.
437
00:17:13,976 --> 00:17:15,098
What? How?
438
00:17:15,184 --> 00:17:17,673
Countess Luann just posted
an emotional response to it.
439
00:17:17,742 --> 00:17:18,975
From the "Real Housewives"?
440
00:17:19,044 --> 00:17:20,543
Oh, my God. Do you know what this means?
441
00:17:20,612 --> 00:17:23,480
Our video is officially camp.
442
00:17:27,152 --> 00:17:29,152
Give me these, yes.
443
00:17:29,221 --> 00:17:32,155
Sorry, just, uh, grabbing
my, uh, toilet paper here.
444
00:17:32,224 --> 00:17:33,490
I forgot it.
445
00:17:33,558 --> 00:17:35,291
And I know this seems like a lot,
446
00:17:35,360 --> 00:17:37,160
but it lasts me, like,
three months, so...
447
00:17:37,229 --> 00:17:38,328
Relax, Cary.
448
00:17:38,397 --> 00:17:40,030
It's time to celebrate.
449
00:17:40,098 --> 00:17:41,497
You're camp.
450
00:17:43,300 --> 00:17:45,200
You're gonna live on
forever in the gay community
451
00:17:45,269 --> 00:17:48,237
as a joke, something the gays
laugh at but also love,
452
00:17:48,305 --> 00:17:49,438
like Britney.
453
00:17:49,507 --> 00:17:50,706
Okay.
454
00:17:50,775 --> 00:17:52,341
Cool, what are we celebrating?
455
00:17:52,410 --> 00:17:53,809
Nothing, fun's over.
456
00:17:53,878 --> 00:17:55,811
Okay, look, we have the gays,
457
00:17:55,880 --> 00:17:57,212
but now we need to swing back
458
00:17:57,281 --> 00:17:59,348
and get the regular people again.
459
00:17:59,417 --> 00:18:00,850
- So boring.
- Ugh, lame.
460
00:18:00,919 --> 00:18:02,104
So how do we get them?
461
00:18:02,190 --> 00:18:05,254
We gotta do something sweet,
something wholesome.
462
00:18:05,322 --> 00:18:07,023
Maybe Chase could perform
at a cancer charity.
463
00:18:07,091 --> 00:18:08,490
Yeah, that's perfect.
464
00:18:08,560 --> 00:18:10,526
Chase said that his dad died of cancer.
465
00:18:10,595 --> 00:18:12,161
Oh, shit, that is what Mom told him.
466
00:18:12,229 --> 00:18:13,395
Should we tell them that's not true?
467
00:18:13,464 --> 00:18:15,263
Gay then cancer?
468
00:18:15,331 --> 00:18:18,466
We can't do two sad things
back to back, come on.
469
00:18:18,535 --> 00:18:19,834
Two sad things?
470
00:18:19,903 --> 00:18:21,402
Come on, more ideas, people.
471
00:18:21,471 --> 00:18:23,204
Something that will appeal
to middle America,
472
00:18:23,273 --> 00:18:26,875
you know, like football,
families, fields, corn.
473
00:18:26,944 --> 00:18:29,744
Oh, Chase could post
a picture eating corn.
474
00:18:29,813 --> 00:18:32,581
Not actual corn, Renee.
475
00:18:32,649 --> 00:18:34,153
You're fired. Get me a new Renee.
476
00:18:37,253 --> 00:18:39,187
Uh, maybe he could go to a school dance
477
00:18:39,255 --> 00:18:42,523
with a sweet, suburban teen?
478
00:18:42,593 --> 00:18:44,726
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
479
00:18:44,795 --> 00:18:48,029
If Chase goes to a dance
with one small-town girl,
480
00:18:48,098 --> 00:18:51,364
he'll have all small-town girls
wet for him.
481
00:18:51,433 --> 00:18:52,399
Ew, that is not what I meant.
482
00:18:52,468 --> 00:18:53,567
Brooke, you're a genius.
483
00:18:53,636 --> 00:18:55,102
Cary, you're a star.
484
00:18:55,170 --> 00:18:57,270
I love this family. Uh!
485
00:18:57,339 --> 00:19:00,040
Shuli, um, I did want to say
486
00:19:00,109 --> 00:19:03,477
that, um, I'm glad
you kept the video up.
487
00:19:03,545 --> 00:19:05,445
Um, it was weird at first,
488
00:19:05,514 --> 00:19:07,014
but it actually helped me
489
00:19:07,083 --> 00:19:08,791
realize some things
about myself that I...
490
00:19:08,859 --> 00:19:10,377
Okay.
491
00:19:13,643 --> 00:19:17,044
I am so glad you decided
to come here with me.
492
00:19:17,113 --> 00:19:18,946
I've been, like, 500 times.
493
00:19:19,014 --> 00:19:20,948
Everyone here loves me.
494
00:19:21,016 --> 00:19:23,684
Everyone here hates her.
495
00:19:23,753 --> 00:19:25,253
I'm gonna go get us more drinks.
496
00:19:25,321 --> 00:19:27,153
Whoo!
497
00:19:27,222 --> 00:19:29,155
It's you!
498
00:19:30,259 --> 00:19:32,525
Hey, Cary.
499
00:19:32,594 --> 00:19:36,396
- Oh, hey, good to see you.
- Yeah, you too.
500
00:19:36,465 --> 00:19:38,900
- I loved you in the video.
- Oh, thanks.
501
00:19:38,986 --> 00:19:42,602
Um, it's been kind of a weird day.
502
00:19:42,671 --> 00:19:44,203
Uh, but good, you know. It's...
503
00:19:44,273 --> 00:19:45,938
I bet, I bet.
504
00:19:46,007 --> 00:19:47,206
Yeah.
505
00:19:47,276 --> 00:19:49,409
Um, would you maybe want
506
00:19:49,478 --> 00:19:51,911
to, uh, get food with me sometime?
507
00:19:51,980 --> 00:19:54,381
Oh, y...
508
00:19:54,449 --> 00:19:55,948
Yeah, yeah, no, I'd love that.
509
00:19:56,017 --> 00:19:57,317
- Cool.
- Yeah.
510
00:19:57,386 --> 00:19:59,486
Wait, why didn't you ask me out
511
00:19:59,554 --> 00:20:01,920
the whole time we were
doing that play together?
512
00:20:01,989 --> 00:20:04,356
Yeah, I didn't know you were gay.
513
00:20:04,425 --> 00:20:07,366
Oh, oh, thanks. Um.
514
00:20:07,436 --> 00:20:11,263
- Oh, uh, thanks?
- No, no, no, no. Not...
515
00:20:11,332 --> 00:20:16,535
Oh, I'm sorry. I just, uh... never mind.
516
00:20:16,604 --> 00:20:17,903
But it's really good to see you.
517
00:20:17,971 --> 00:20:19,738
- Bye.
- Bye.
518
00:20:22,576 --> 00:20:24,142
♪ My brother's brave ♪
519
00:20:24,211 --> 00:20:25,778
- ♪ My brother's wise ♪
- Oh, my God!
520
00:20:25,846 --> 00:20:28,046
♪ My brother doesn't like... ♪
521
00:20:28,115 --> 00:20:29,548
It's under Billy Eichner.
522
00:20:29,617 --> 00:20:31,550
Cary! Cary, get out here!
523
00:20:31,619 --> 00:20:34,319
They're playing your song!
524
00:20:34,387 --> 00:20:37,888
- ♪ My brother's gay and here to stay ♪
- Wow.
525
00:20:37,957 --> 00:20:39,190
Whoo!
526
00:20:39,258 --> 00:20:40,758
♪ Yes, my brother's gay ♪
527
00:20:40,827 --> 00:20:42,794
Whoo!
528
00:20:42,862 --> 00:20:44,662
I think I'm kind of fucked up.
529
00:20:44,731 --> 00:20:47,832
Me too, whoo!
530
00:20:47,900 --> 00:20:50,301
I'm his assistant!
531
00:20:50,370 --> 00:20:53,771
♪ And that's okay ♪
532
00:20:53,840 --> 00:20:55,072
I love you, Cary.
533
00:21:10,179 --> 00:21:11,554
Oh, my God.
534
00:21:12,539 --> 00:21:14,578
I really needed this.
535
00:21:14,683 --> 00:21:18,816
Honestly, if your name is Shyamalay,
Chalamet, that's too much.
536
00:21:18,902 --> 00:21:20,824
I changed my last name,
he should consider it.
537
00:21:20,870 --> 00:21:23,005
He'd have a much bigger,
like the size of mine,
538
00:21:23,037 --> 00:21:25,305
you know what I mean?
539
00:21:25,907 --> 00:21:27,774
Everybody, welcome to The Other Show.
540
00:21:27,799 --> 00:21:29,390
- I'm Sarah.
- And I'm Chris.
541
00:21:29,415 --> 00:21:31,280
And we are here talking
about episode four
542
00:21:31,305 --> 00:21:33,873
with Hélene, Drew, and Case Walker.
543
00:21:33,898 --> 00:21:35,008
There's Chase.
544
00:21:35,033 --> 00:21:36,148
He's here.
545
00:21:36,187 --> 00:21:37,430
- He's here!
- Thanks for being here.
546
00:21:37,455 --> 00:21:39,140
- This was your first audition.
- Yes, ma'am.
547
00:21:39,203 --> 00:21:40,125
- Ever?
- Yes.
548
00:21:40,172 --> 00:21:42,136
Wow, thank you, Ma'am.
549
00:21:42,137 --> 00:21:43,267
I have to leave, ma'am.
550
00:21:43,292 --> 00:21:44,415
We'll cut out the ma'am.
551
00:21:44,440 --> 00:21:46,370
- So this is your first audition for...
- Yes.
552
00:21:46,425 --> 00:21:48,135
That is cool and sucks to hear.
553
00:21:49,056 --> 00:21:51,136
I feel like this was my last audition,
554
00:21:51,137 --> 00:21:53,001
and I was like "Woo! Thank, God."
555
00:21:53,026 --> 00:21:54,767
- That was the final one.
- That was it!
556
00:21:54,792 --> 00:21:56,923
I have a school dance next week.
557
00:21:56,985 --> 00:21:59,262
Maybe Chase could be my date?
558
00:21:59,989 --> 00:22:02,978
I was doing musical. lys
on a broken iPod,
559
00:22:03,018 --> 00:22:05,468
in my lip sync videos on a
broken iPod in my room,
560
00:22:05,493 --> 00:22:08,179
and I just kind of started
going up, and my mom's like...
561
00:22:08,204 --> 00:22:09,912
We went to the mall one
day and someone was like,
562
00:22:09,937 --> 00:22:11,353
"Hey, can I get a
picture with your son?"
563
00:22:11,354 --> 00:22:13,312
And my mom's like,
"What's going on here?"
564
00:22:13,313 --> 00:22:15,078
'Cause she has no clue
what's going on either.
565
00:22:15,103 --> 00:22:17,617
So, then she got into it,
and that's kind of,
566
00:22:17,642 --> 00:22:20,228
how it started, just in my
room, just doing what I like
567
00:22:20,229 --> 00:22:21,965
and having fun with it, yeah.
568
00:22:21,990 --> 00:22:23,393
The gays are turning on the vid.
569
00:22:23,394 --> 00:22:27,561
They're saying it's, quote,
"so five years ago".
570
00:22:28,605 --> 00:22:30,228
That's the worst thing you can be.
571
00:22:30,229 --> 00:22:33,145
There is an entire world
of people that you know
572
00:22:33,146 --> 00:22:35,250
- that I don't know are alive.
- Yep, yep.
573
00:22:35,275 --> 00:22:37,979
And people that we all know
and think are incredibly famous...
574
00:22:37,980 --> 00:22:39,281
- Then I'm just like, what?
- ...that you've never heard of.
575
00:22:39,306 --> 00:22:40,670
- Yes.
- So I was like,
576
00:22:40,695 --> 00:22:42,353
I want to throw out some names
577
00:22:42,354 --> 00:22:44,414
and see if you know if they're a person.
578
00:22:44,439 --> 00:22:46,915
- Have you ever heard of Helen Mirren?
- No.
579
00:22:46,940 --> 00:22:48,769
You've never heard
the name Helen Mirren?
580
00:22:48,770 --> 00:22:49,932
I've never heard the name Helen Mirren.
581
00:22:49,957 --> 00:22:51,288
It's like, usually, I'll tell you
582
00:22:51,313 --> 00:22:52,895
if I've actually heard them
or if I know who they are.
583
00:22:52,896 --> 00:22:54,103
- No, this is great.
- That's great.
584
00:22:54,104 --> 00:22:55,175
Okay, okay, okay.
585
00:22:55,200 --> 00:22:56,895
What do you think Helen Mirren does?
586
00:22:56,896 --> 00:22:58,312
She sounds like an actor.
587
00:22:58,313 --> 00:22:59,477
- Okay.
- Someone who does...
588
00:22:59,478 --> 00:23:01,068
- ...like skits or comedy.
- Why do you want to say that?
589
00:23:01,093 --> 00:23:02,622
- Skits or comedy?
- Comedy.
590
00:23:02,647 --> 00:23:04,358
- Jennifer Lawrence.
- Oh, yes, of course.
591
00:23:04,383 --> 00:23:06,561
Okay, I was like, that
could maybe even... okay.
592
00:23:06,586 --> 00:23:07,854
Wait, I have another one.
593
00:23:07,855 --> 00:23:09,528
Do you know who Steve Carell is?
594
00:23:09,553 --> 00:23:10,549
Yes, I've heard his name.
595
00:23:10,574 --> 00:23:11,604
I don't know who he is. I...
596
00:23:11,605 --> 00:23:13,927
If you showed me his face,
I wouldn't know, but I know his name.
597
00:23:13,952 --> 00:23:14,979
- Wow.
- That's cool.
598
00:23:14,980 --> 00:23:16,556
Do you know who Timothée Chamalet is?
599
00:23:16,581 --> 00:23:17,915
- No.
- Chamalet?
600
00:23:17,940 --> 00:23:19,811
- Is that not how you say it?
- Chalamet.
601
00:23:19,812 --> 00:23:20,687
Take a lap, take a lap.
602
00:23:20,688 --> 00:23:22,201
- Take a lap.
- Do you know what is it?
603
00:23:22,226 --> 00:23:24,393
Do you know who Timothée Chalamet is?
604
00:23:24,394 --> 00:23:25,479
Yeah, I do.
605
00:23:25,504 --> 00:23:26,586
But who's the other one?
606
00:23:26,611 --> 00:23:28,455
Now, give us people,
see if we know of anybody.
607
00:23:28,480 --> 00:23:29,955
Oh, see, okay...
608
00:23:29,980 --> 00:23:31,026
- KSI.
- Never heard.
609
00:23:31,051 --> 00:23:32,971
- Never heard of KSI.
- What's that?
610
00:23:32,996 --> 00:23:35,290
- A radio station.
- David Dobrik.
611
00:23:35,315 --> 00:23:36,829
- No.
- No?
612
00:23:36,854 --> 00:23:38,823
- It's not as fun this way.
- This is cute.
613
00:23:38,848 --> 00:23:40,146
Okay, wait. One more time.
614
00:23:40,147 --> 00:23:41,346
- One more time.
- Yeah, we see what we did to you...
615
00:23:41,371 --> 00:23:42,987
- ...and we're sorry.
- Liza Koshy.
616
00:23:43,012 --> 00:23:44,974
- No.
- You've never heard of Liza Koshy?
617
00:23:44,999 --> 00:23:46,638
She's getting really into more
like mainstream right now.
618
00:23:46,663 --> 00:23:47,974
Liza Koshy is your Helen Mirren.
619
00:23:47,999 --> 00:23:49,853
What does a YouTuber do?
620
00:23:49,854 --> 00:23:52,020
Hélene, we can't...
621
00:23:52,021 --> 00:23:53,021
We're not, we're not...
622
00:23:53,022 --> 00:23:54,393
Will they make scripted
stuff, or do they...
623
00:23:54,394 --> 00:23:56,686
Just for the record, we're not that bad.
624
00:23:56,687 --> 00:24:00,394
♪ 'Cause I think it's cool ♪
625
00:24:00,395 --> 00:24:03,955
♪ My brother's gay and that's okay ♪
626
00:24:03,980 --> 00:24:05,877
So I remember like right when
we were starting the shooting,
627
00:24:05,902 --> 00:24:07,838
they were like, "Yeah, so
we just need like 200 photos
628
00:24:07,863 --> 00:24:10,061
of you in your childhood,"
and I was like, "Oh, God."
629
00:24:10,062 --> 00:24:12,777
And like, videos too,
and I was like, "Oh, no,
630
00:24:12,802 --> 00:24:14,310
"I'm gonna have to like
watch a bunch of videos
631
00:24:14,335 --> 00:24:15,687
"that make me sad."
632
00:24:15,688 --> 00:24:17,686
So I got a bunch of
them, and they were like,
633
00:24:17,687 --> 00:24:18,936
"Hey, do you mind if we reach out
634
00:24:18,937 --> 00:24:21,417
"to some of your Facebook
friends from high school?"
635
00:24:21,442 --> 00:24:22,517
Yeah, sorry.
636
00:24:22,542 --> 00:24:24,751
And I was just kind of like
"Oh, yeah, those people
637
00:24:24,776 --> 00:24:26,436
"I haven't talked to in like ten years."
638
00:24:26,461 --> 00:24:27,796
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's...
639
00:24:27,820 --> 00:24:29,568
Let's reach out to them,
but it was like...
640
00:24:29,593 --> 00:24:30,724
Yeah, we just sort of need photos
641
00:24:30,749 --> 00:24:32,477
from anyone you've ever met
at any point in your life.
642
00:24:32,478 --> 00:24:33,603
Ever, that's all.
643
00:24:33,604 --> 00:24:35,722
Yeah, I actually reconnected
with some people,
644
00:24:35,747 --> 00:24:38,597
and I was like, "Hey, I'm
on a show now, and I'm...
645
00:24:38,622 --> 00:24:41,066
"Do you have any photos of
me being weird at parties?"
646
00:24:41,091 --> 00:24:43,623
If this keeps happening,
why do you keep showing up?
647
00:24:43,624 --> 00:24:45,957
Because one time out of ten
it really is a dying girl,
648
00:24:45,982 --> 00:24:47,973
and if you don't show
up, it's bad optics.
649
00:24:47,998 --> 00:24:49,889
And P!nk doesn't do bad optics.
650
00:24:49,914 --> 00:24:53,528
She does near constant
aerial gymnastics.
651
00:24:53,553 --> 00:24:56,220
Yeah, I don't want to insult
any of my fans here, but...
652
00:24:56,268 --> 00:24:58,840
So I had a fan...
I don't know, it was this one girl,
653
00:24:58,865 --> 00:25:00,019
and she was being really extreme,
654
00:25:00,044 --> 00:25:04,001
and in the DMs, she was like,
"Case, I'm dying, you need to..."
655
00:25:04,035 --> 00:25:06,283
And she was saying all
this really serious stuff.
656
00:25:06,308 --> 00:25:08,306
And so then we went into it.
657
00:25:08,331 --> 00:25:09,635
Because she was doing it for months.
658
00:25:09,660 --> 00:25:11,197
She was like, saying she's gonna die
659
00:25:11,222 --> 00:25:13,889
and that if I didn't do
anything, she would die like...
660
00:25:13,914 --> 00:25:16,041
- Jeez, yeah.
- It was very serious and sad.
661
00:25:16,082 --> 00:25:18,377
And so I was concerned,
so eventually I was like,
662
00:25:18,402 --> 00:25:20,224
I'm not going to send
her flowers to, like,
663
00:25:20,249 --> 00:25:22,913
someone who I don't even know
is real or actually dying.
664
00:25:22,914 --> 00:25:24,968
So we ended up calling the hospital
665
00:25:24,993 --> 00:25:27,063
and seeing if the girl
was actually dying.
666
00:25:27,088 --> 00:25:29,525
Then, a couple weeks later,
we found the photo online
667
00:25:29,550 --> 00:25:30,675
that she had posted.
668
00:25:30,700 --> 00:25:31,853
- Oh.
- So it was actually...
669
00:25:31,877 --> 00:25:33,283
She searched up, like a disease,
670
00:25:33,308 --> 00:25:34,828
and then took a photo of a young girl
671
00:25:34,853 --> 00:25:36,968
- and put it on her page.
- That is so disgusting.
672
00:25:36,993 --> 00:25:38,273
- It's bad, yeah.
- That's crazy.
673
00:25:38,337 --> 00:25:39,380
Yeah, it was pretty...
674
00:25:39,405 --> 00:25:41,255
And that became Brooke's
storyline in this episode.
675
00:25:41,280 --> 00:25:44,075
- Yeah. Yeah.
- Thank you so much for a great storyline.
676
00:25:44,146 --> 00:25:46,221
"Dear ChaseDreams,
I've been in the hospital
677
00:25:46,277 --> 00:25:48,651
for seven weeks and
it's not looking good.
678
00:25:48,676 --> 00:25:50,193
Could you send me a t-shirt?
679
00:25:50,194 --> 00:25:52,109
You're my favorite singer ever.
680
00:25:52,110 --> 00:25:53,852
Love, Rachel Klein."
681
00:25:53,877 --> 00:25:54,985
Poor girl.
682
00:25:54,986 --> 00:25:57,134
Such terrible taste in music.
683
00:25:57,159 --> 00:25:58,952
I wrote to Nutella.
684
00:25:58,977 --> 00:26:00,632
Oh, boy.
685
00:26:00,657 --> 00:26:04,547
I wrote them, I was like,
"Hello, I love Nutella,
686
00:26:04,572 --> 00:26:07,618
this is the greatest product ever. Um...
687
00:26:07,643 --> 00:26:09,774
Thank you so much for all that you do."
688
00:26:09,799 --> 00:26:11,851
And they sent me coupons
for free Nutella.
689
00:26:11,876 --> 00:26:12,777
Whoa.
690
00:26:12,802 --> 00:26:14,523
Then when they sent me free
coupons, I was like...
691
00:26:14,547 --> 00:26:15,748
Hmm.
692
00:26:15,749 --> 00:26:17,115
So I wrote, like, Ben & Jerry's...
693
00:26:17,140 --> 00:26:18,318
Yeah, then I were like...
694
00:26:18,319 --> 00:26:20,008
- ...where are my coupons?
- For sure, for sure.
695
00:26:20,033 --> 00:26:22,947
I remember I waited in line
at the mall for four hours
696
00:26:22,972 --> 00:26:24,517
to meet Candace Cameron.
697
00:26:24,568 --> 00:26:26,345
- To meet who?
- Candace Cameron.
698
00:26:26,370 --> 00:26:27,979
- We have to go. That's it.
- You don't know who that is, do you?
699
00:26:28,004 --> 00:26:28,989
I don't know who that is.
700
00:26:29,014 --> 00:26:29,940
I'm like trying to remember.
701
00:26:29,965 --> 00:26:31,224
- There's a lot of people.
- She was on Full House.
702
00:26:31,249 --> 00:26:32,568
She's on Fuller House.
703
00:26:32,569 --> 00:26:34,356
- Oh, she's on Fuller House.
- Is she on Fuller House?
704
00:26:34,381 --> 00:26:37,015
She's the mom
on Fuller House! Oh, fuck it.
705
00:26:37,040 --> 00:26:38,930
Okay, that's all, that's all.
706
00:26:38,987 --> 00:26:40,236
That's all the time we have.
707
00:26:40,304 --> 00:26:41,653
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