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Your future 10 00:00:40,026 --> 00:00:41,723 and mine, diverging. 11 00:00:41,723 --> 00:00:42,855 LA'AN: Starfleet has regulations 12 00:00:42,855 --> 00:00:44,422 for situations like this. 13 00:00:46,685 --> 00:00:48,165 PIKE: You're pirates. 14 00:00:48,165 --> 00:00:49,557 It's an Orion specialty. 15 00:00:49,557 --> 00:00:51,559 CHAPEL: Spock is my friend. 16 00:00:51,559 --> 00:00:52,821 I have to tell you... 17 00:00:52,821 --> 00:00:54,127 CHAPEL: It's complicated. 18 00:00:54,127 --> 00:00:56,260 UHURA: Then make it simple. 19 00:00:56,260 --> 00:00:59,002 CHAPEL: I wish we had more connection. 20 00:01:02,570 --> 00:01:06,183 BOIMLER: Ensign's log, stardate 58460.1. 21 00:01:06,183 --> 00:01:09,273 The Cerritos has just entered the orbit of Krulmuth-B. 22 00:01:09,273 --> 00:01:11,014 Home of the Krulmuth-B portal, 23 00:01:11,014 --> 00:01:13,016 one of my all-time favorite portals. 24 00:01:13,016 --> 00:01:15,018 We're taking routine portal readings and making sure 25 00:01:15,018 --> 00:01:17,194 the portal area is free of any portal problems. 26 00:01:17,194 --> 00:01:19,065 Stop. How are you so excited 27 00:01:19,065 --> 00:01:21,241 for some random portal nobody's ever heard of? 28 00:01:21,241 --> 00:01:22,677 History buffs have. 29 00:01:22,677 --> 00:01:24,114 It was discovered by Captain Pike 30 00:01:24,114 --> 00:01:25,419 and the original crew of the Enterprise. 31 00:01:25,419 --> 00:01:26,725 I-I mean, the second Enterprise, 32 00:01:26,725 --> 00:01:28,118 - but technically... - Uh, yeah. Okay, 33 00:01:28,118 --> 00:01:29,206 it's gonna be like every other portal, 34 00:01:29,206 --> 00:01:30,294 and we're just running scans. 35 00:01:30,294 --> 00:01:31,469 Because it might do something. 36 00:01:31,469 --> 00:01:34,341 Which it hasn't. In 120 years. 37 00:01:34,341 --> 00:01:35,908 Yeah, it's due. 38 00:01:35,908 --> 00:01:37,518 Can you imagine what it must have been like 39 00:01:37,518 --> 00:01:39,607 to be with Those Old Scientists? I mean, this is as close 40 00:01:39,607 --> 00:01:41,609 as we'll get to Spock or Numero Una. 41 00:01:41,609 --> 00:01:43,350 Don't call her that. No one called her that. 42 00:01:43,350 --> 00:01:46,397 Come on, we're gonna be standing in the same spot as Uhura. 43 00:01:46,397 --> 00:01:47,920 That doesn't get you a little excited? 44 00:01:47,920 --> 00:01:49,965 Yeah, Uhura was cool as hell. Probably because 45 00:01:49,965 --> 00:01:52,620 she had a life outside of work. You should try it. 46 00:01:52,620 --> 00:01:56,276 Okey dokey, who's pumped to scan some teleron radiation? 47 00:01:56,276 --> 00:01:58,104 Ugh, you're excited about this, too? 48 00:01:58,104 --> 00:02:00,019 Guys, a broken portal is just a tunnel. 49 00:02:00,019 --> 00:02:01,847 I love scanning new things for my collection. 50 00:02:01,847 --> 00:02:04,023 Radiation's a super useful form of energy. 51 00:02:04,023 --> 00:02:05,807 BOTH: Ha-ha! Science! 52 00:02:05,807 --> 00:02:08,549 Oh, the bar to excite you guys could not be lower. 53 00:02:08,549 --> 00:02:10,116 - Pretty great, huh? - All right, let's just 54 00:02:10,116 --> 00:02:11,639 get going. I can... I'll brief you on the way. 55 00:02:11,639 --> 00:02:13,163 Wait, you're in charge? 56 00:02:13,163 --> 00:02:15,078 Yep. Job of a lifetime. 57 00:02:15,078 --> 00:02:16,122 But you think portals are boring. 58 00:02:16,122 --> 00:02:17,471 Why would they choose you? 59 00:02:17,471 --> 00:02:18,820 Probably 'cause Ransom knew it would 60 00:02:18,820 --> 00:02:20,387 bum me out. Come on, sooner we leave, 61 00:02:20,387 --> 00:02:22,128 sooner you get in your all-important portal time. 62 00:02:22,128 --> 00:02:24,391 [gasps] Do you think there'll be tachyons? 63 00:02:24,391 --> 00:02:26,828 I can't wait to measure some freaking tachyons! 64 00:02:26,828 --> 00:02:28,830 [grumbles] 65 00:02:28,830 --> 00:02:30,919 ♪ 66 00:02:35,533 --> 00:02:36,882 Okay, the ancient inactive thingy 67 00:02:36,882 --> 00:02:38,710 is right over there. 68 00:02:38,710 --> 00:02:41,756 Let's go make sure it's still not doing anything. 69 00:02:41,756 --> 00:02:43,106 Hey, did you know that this portal 70 00:02:43,106 --> 00:02:44,759 was actually discovered by Orions? 71 00:02:44,759 --> 00:02:47,762 Oh, ho, ho, Tendi, Tendi, Tendi, Tendi. 72 00:02:47,762 --> 00:02:49,503 The Enterprise actually found it. 73 00:02:49,503 --> 00:02:52,071 Ooh, ah, no, an Orion science vessel did. 74 00:02:52,071 --> 00:02:53,594 My great-grandmother was on it. 75 00:02:53,594 --> 00:02:54,987 But, I mean, were any Orions even 76 00:02:54,987 --> 00:02:57,076 doing science stuff back then? 77 00:02:57,076 --> 00:02:58,686 They weren't all pirates, you know. 78 00:02:58,686 --> 00:03:00,253 Somebody had to make the starships. 79 00:03:00,253 --> 00:03:02,168 Oh, sorry, sorry, I didn't meant to suggest that... 80 00:03:02,168 --> 00:03:04,127 [sighs] Look, all I'm saying is 81 00:03:04,127 --> 00:03:07,130 wouldn't that be a historically-appropriate career 82 00:03:07,130 --> 00:03:08,218 for an Orion to have back then? 83 00:03:08,218 --> 00:03:10,220 Some Orions might surprise you. 84 00:03:11,308 --> 00:03:13,048 All right, Boims, I know what Starfleet tells us 85 00:03:13,048 --> 00:03:14,572 and I know you know everything about everything, 86 00:03:14,572 --> 00:03:16,182 but let's maybe listen to Tendi on this one. 87 00:03:16,182 --> 00:03:17,923 Hey, guys. You're not gonna believe this, 88 00:03:17,923 --> 00:03:19,620 but I'm picking up traces of horonium. 89 00:03:19,620 --> 00:03:21,970 [gasps] Horonium hasn't been recorded for centuries! 90 00:03:21,970 --> 00:03:23,363 Oh, I can't wait to show the guys back in Engineering 91 00:03:23,363 --> 00:03:25,322 this scan. Billups is gonna flip! 92 00:03:25,322 --> 00:03:27,062 You know, Starfleet used horonium 93 00:03:27,062 --> 00:03:28,716 in the original NX class. 94 00:03:28,716 --> 00:03:30,153 It's lightweight, it's durable, 95 00:03:30,153 --> 00:03:31,676 and it's just the right shade of gray. 96 00:03:31,676 --> 00:03:34,113 Yes, yes. We were all there for that fun time 97 00:03:34,113 --> 00:03:35,419 at the Starship History Museum. 98 00:03:35,419 --> 00:03:37,290 Ah, I bet Spock stood right here. 99 00:03:37,290 --> 00:03:39,118 "Mr. Boimler, hand me that scanner." 100 00:03:39,118 --> 00:03:41,468 - [laughs] That's great! - [snickers] Is that your Spock? 101 00:03:41,468 --> 00:03:42,904 Yeah, I've been working on it. 102 00:03:42,904 --> 00:03:44,384 Old scientists. Old starships. 103 00:03:44,384 --> 00:03:46,038 You know we're here, like, right now. 104 00:03:46,038 --> 00:03:47,735 Maybe live in the moment? 105 00:03:47,735 --> 00:03:49,215 I know, but... [sighs] 106 00:03:49,215 --> 00:03:50,999 sometimes I wish I could have lived back then. 107 00:03:50,999 --> 00:03:52,349 Yeah, no, thanks. I mean, right now 108 00:03:52,349 --> 00:03:54,046 when I disappoint people, it's no big deal. 109 00:03:54,046 --> 00:03:55,395 But back in the past, I'd be disappointing Uhura. 110 00:03:55,395 --> 00:03:57,049 Disappointing Uhura would be cool! 111 00:03:57,049 --> 00:03:58,485 I wish I could disappoint Uhura. 112 00:03:58,485 --> 00:03:59,747 No, it wouldn't. What are you talking about? 113 00:03:59,747 --> 00:04:01,271 Oh, I got to get a picture of this. 114 00:04:01,271 --> 00:04:02,750 Hey Boimler, this way. Give me a Spock pose. 115 00:04:02,750 --> 00:04:04,012 Oh, yeah, yeah. Okay. [clears throat] 116 00:04:04,012 --> 00:04:05,231 Live long and prosper. 117 00:04:07,364 --> 00:04:08,800 Uh, guys? 118 00:04:08,800 --> 00:04:10,758 The ancient thing is doing a thing. 119 00:04:11,498 --> 00:04:14,284 Aah! Aah! Help! The portal's 120 00:04:14,284 --> 00:04:16,808 - trying to portal me! - Stop lurching towards it! 121 00:04:16,808 --> 00:04:18,505 [-screaming] - Boimler! 122 00:04:19,419 --> 00:04:20,464 Remember me! 123 00:04:22,640 --> 00:04:24,685 Boimler? 124 00:04:27,688 --> 00:04:28,776 Aah! 125 00:04:30,213 --> 00:04:31,301 [gasping] 126 00:04:31,301 --> 00:04:32,954 What... 127 00:04:33,912 --> 00:04:36,219 Uh... 128 00:04:36,219 --> 00:04:37,829 You guys look... 129 00:04:40,048 --> 00:04:42,137 ...very realistic. 130 00:04:42,137 --> 00:04:43,617 What is... 131 00:04:49,841 --> 00:04:51,277 Number One to Enterprise. 132 00:04:51,277 --> 00:04:55,063 We might have a problem. 133 00:04:59,372 --> 00:05:01,244 PIKE: Space. 134 00:05:02,245 --> 00:05:04,247 The final frontier. 135 00:05:06,597 --> 00:05:09,252 These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise. 136 00:05:11,341 --> 00:05:14,213 Its five-year mission: 137 00:05:14,213 --> 00:05:18,391 to explore strange new worlds.. 138 00:05:19,392 --> 00:05:21,916 ...to seek out new life 139 00:05:21,916 --> 00:05:25,529 and new civilizations, 140 00:05:25,529 --> 00:05:29,620 to boldly go where no one has gone before. 141 00:05:29,620 --> 00:05:32,275 ♪ 142 00:06:01,826 --> 00:06:03,871 ♪ 143 00:06:20,148 --> 00:06:22,194 ♪ 144 00:06:51,049 --> 00:06:54,095 PIKE: Captain's log, stardate 2291.6. 145 00:06:54,095 --> 00:06:56,184 En route to deliver a crucial shipment of grain 146 00:06:56,184 --> 00:06:57,838 to a colony on Setlik II, 147 00:06:57,838 --> 00:07:00,145 we encountered something more pressing: 148 00:07:00,145 --> 00:07:02,713 a time traveler. 149 00:07:02,713 --> 00:07:04,845 UNA: Mr. Spock ran an analysis of his delta. 150 00:07:04,845 --> 00:07:06,499 It's not just a badge. It's also a communicator. 151 00:07:06,499 --> 00:07:07,979 - You just press right here. - [chirps] 152 00:07:07,979 --> 00:07:09,720 But flipping it open's the best part. 153 00:07:09,720 --> 00:07:11,504 I like ours better, too. 154 00:07:11,504 --> 00:07:12,984 [door whooshes open] 155 00:07:14,420 --> 00:07:16,422 Hi. I'm Captain... 156 00:07:16,422 --> 00:07:18,424 - Captain Christopher Pike. - That's me. 157 00:07:18,424 --> 00:07:20,034 Uh, computer, end program? 158 00:07:24,082 --> 00:07:26,171 Never mind. Sorry. 159 00:07:27,520 --> 00:07:29,130 The portal. 160 00:07:29,130 --> 00:07:30,480 Oh, my God, so, the... 161 00:07:31,698 --> 00:07:33,308 That means I'm-I'm... Hello. 162 00:07:33,308 --> 00:07:34,832 That means I'm really on the, uh... 163 00:07:34,832 --> 00:07:36,921 - the, uh... - The USS Enterprise. 164 00:07:36,921 --> 00:07:40,446 [giggles] Um, and... Okay, so... 165 00:07:40,446 --> 00:07:41,621 what's the stardate, then? 166 00:07:41,621 --> 00:07:43,536 2291.6. 167 00:07:43,536 --> 00:07:45,320 Ah. 168 00:07:45,320 --> 00:07:47,540 Yes. Five digits. 169 00:07:47,540 --> 00:07:49,542 Totally normal date to be living in. 170 00:07:49,542 --> 00:07:51,065 We already know you're from the future, 171 00:07:51,065 --> 00:07:52,893 so no need to do what... whatever it was 172 00:07:52,893 --> 00:07:54,460 - you were trying to do. - Okay, thank God. 173 00:07:54,460 --> 00:07:55,896 Because I'm seriously freaking out right now. 174 00:07:55,896 --> 00:07:57,637 I mean, I can't believe that I'm here. 175 00:07:57,637 --> 00:07:59,857 Exactly how far in the future do you hail from, Ensign? 176 00:07:59,857 --> 00:08:02,294 Maybe 120 years, give or take? 177 00:08:02,294 --> 00:08:04,470 Well, you don't look a day over 100. 178 00:08:04,470 --> 00:08:05,776 [laughs] 179 00:08:06,951 --> 00:08:09,083 Wha... Funny captain? What's happening? 180 00:08:09,083 --> 00:08:10,955 UNA: You should hold on to this. 181 00:08:10,955 --> 00:08:13,218 Don't want you accidentally affecting the timeline 182 00:08:13,218 --> 00:08:14,393 before we get the chance to send you... 183 00:08:14,393 --> 00:08:15,394 - home. - [clears throat] 184 00:08:15,394 --> 00:08:17,004 This is my Number One, 185 00:08:17,004 --> 00:08:18,092 Lieutenant Commander Una Chin-Riley. 186 00:08:18,092 --> 00:08:19,746 Nice to meet you. 187 00:08:19,746 --> 00:08:21,835 - Mm-hmm. - PIKE: And this is La'An Noonien-Singh, 188 00:08:21,835 --> 00:08:22,880 our head of security. 189 00:08:22,880 --> 00:08:24,838 If you'll follow me, Ensign. 190 00:08:27,145 --> 00:08:29,147 - [door whooshes open] - That was weird. 191 00:08:29,147 --> 00:08:31,149 - Hmm. - [door whooshes closed] 192 00:08:31,149 --> 00:08:34,195 You don't think he knows something... 193 00:08:34,195 --> 00:08:37,024 about my future, do you? 194 00:08:37,024 --> 00:08:38,896 No. I'm sure he's just, um... 195 00:08:40,811 --> 00:08:42,290 Huh. 196 00:08:42,290 --> 00:08:45,380 Oh! It's a classic S/COMS operating system. 197 00:08:45,380 --> 00:08:46,773 Don't touch the buttons. 198 00:08:46,773 --> 00:08:48,949 - Nope. No, I wasn't, no. - Look, I recognize 199 00:08:48,949 --> 00:08:51,082 this future knowledge is so boring 200 00:08:51,082 --> 00:08:52,997 the chances of it changing history are low, 201 00:08:52,997 --> 00:08:55,695 but let's review temporal protocols regardless, 202 00:08:55,695 --> 00:08:57,131 - okay? - Mm-hmm. 203 00:08:57,131 --> 00:08:59,525 One, no interfering 204 00:08:59,525 --> 00:09:01,962 - with past events. - Got it. 205 00:09:01,962 --> 00:09:04,530 - Two, no sharing... future. - No sharing knowledge of the future. 206 00:09:04,530 --> 00:09:06,445 - Yes. - Definitely won't happen again. 207 00:09:06,445 --> 00:09:07,446 Worf's honor. 208 00:09:07,446 --> 00:09:09,579 Dang it. 209 00:09:09,579 --> 00:09:12,364 Last, and perhaps most important. 210 00:09:12,364 --> 00:09:14,192 Don't make any attachments. 211 00:09:14,192 --> 00:09:17,151 Uh, I'm actually not familiar with that one. 212 00:09:17,151 --> 00:09:18,631 Is that a recent addition? 213 00:09:18,631 --> 00:09:20,372 Well, yeah, no, because it-it's advice 214 00:09:20,372 --> 00:09:23,157 from personal experience. 215 00:09:23,157 --> 00:09:25,333 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, does-does that mean, uh... 216 00:09:26,683 --> 00:09:28,641 ...you've time traveled too? 217 00:09:28,641 --> 00:09:31,339 A small change here, we won't feel anything. 218 00:09:33,167 --> 00:09:34,865 Yet it could destroy your future. 219 00:09:34,865 --> 00:09:37,868 Your friends. Loved ones. 220 00:09:40,914 --> 00:09:44,657 BOIMLER: Ensign's log, stardate, uh... 221 00:09:44,657 --> 00:09:46,877 the past. So... 222 00:09:46,877 --> 00:09:49,575 [clears throat] I'm waiting. 223 00:09:49,575 --> 00:09:52,317 Not really sure what I'm supposed to be doing. 224 00:09:52,317 --> 00:09:53,797 Oh, my God. 225 00:09:53,797 --> 00:09:55,233 [chuckles] 226 00:09:55,233 --> 00:09:57,452 Um, okay, touching this can't possibly 227 00:09:57,452 --> 00:09:59,629 change the future, right? 228 00:10:02,632 --> 00:10:03,589 Whoa. 229 00:10:03,589 --> 00:10:05,809 Riker. 230 00:10:05,809 --> 00:10:07,593 [laughing] 231 00:10:07,593 --> 00:10:09,290 - What are you doing? - Uh, 232 00:10:09,290 --> 00:10:12,555 noth... Just, uh, you know, it's a historical saddle, 233 00:10:12,555 --> 00:10:15,601 so I'm just, um, appraising it, um... Yeah. 234 00:10:15,601 --> 00:10:17,647 Right. Uh, no judgment. 235 00:10:17,647 --> 00:10:19,779 I just need this place to work. 236 00:10:19,779 --> 00:10:22,739 - So... - Wait a minute, are-are you, uh... 237 00:10:22,739 --> 00:10:24,262 are you Uhura? 238 00:10:24,262 --> 00:10:25,698 - Yes. - Oh, my... 239 00:10:25,698 --> 00:10:27,874 This... I'm sorry, my friend Mariner 240 00:10:27,874 --> 00:10:29,397 would be freaking out right now. 241 00:10:29,397 --> 00:10:32,531 Okay, that's... very weird 242 00:10:32,531 --> 00:10:35,012 and I would love to unpack that, but I have 243 00:10:35,012 --> 00:10:37,623 an entire ancient language to decipher. 244 00:10:37,623 --> 00:10:39,843 - So, if you don't mind. - Wow. 245 00:10:39,843 --> 00:10:41,453 You are so work-focused. 246 00:10:41,453 --> 00:10:43,020 - Should I not be work-focused? - You know what, 247 00:10:43,020 --> 00:10:44,369 - forget-forget I said anything. - [P.A. chimes] 248 00:10:44,369 --> 00:10:45,936 LA'AN: Ensign Boimler, ready to 249 00:10:45,936 --> 00:10:47,415 beam you down to the planet. Report to 250 00:10:47,415 --> 00:10:48,678 the transporter immediately. 251 00:10:48,678 --> 00:10:51,376 Mr. Boimler, I cannot help but notice 252 00:10:51,376 --> 00:10:52,769 that you keep staring at us. 253 00:10:52,769 --> 00:10:56,120 Sorry, uh, it's just that, um... 254 00:10:56,120 --> 00:10:59,079 you're Spock. [short chuckle] And M'Benga. 255 00:10:59,079 --> 00:11:01,908 And is that a classic TS 122 tricorder? 256 00:11:01,908 --> 00:11:03,562 - It's a 120. - Do you mind if... 257 00:11:03,562 --> 00:11:04,781 Can-can I hold it? Just... 258 00:11:04,781 --> 00:11:07,348 Thank you so much. Oh, my God. 259 00:11:07,348 --> 00:11:08,872 They never improved on these. 260 00:11:08,872 --> 00:11:10,525 I mean, yeah, they got smaller and more powerful 261 00:11:10,525 --> 00:11:12,702 and arguably less likely to explode, but design-wise? 262 00:11:12,702 --> 00:11:14,355 Explode, you said? 263 00:11:14,355 --> 00:11:16,444 As helpful as this analysis of industrial design is, 264 00:11:16,444 --> 00:11:17,489 why don't you tell us what you were doing 265 00:11:17,489 --> 00:11:18,838 when the portal turned on? 266 00:11:18,838 --> 00:11:24,104 Yeah, so I was standing, uh, about here. 267 00:11:24,104 --> 00:11:26,193 And Rutherford-- he's another ensign-- was scanning it 268 00:11:26,193 --> 00:11:27,978 and he found some traces 269 00:11:27,978 --> 00:11:30,023 - of horonium. - Probably from here. 270 00:11:30,023 --> 00:11:32,460 BOIMLER: Anyway, we took a holo-image with our camera 271 00:11:32,460 --> 00:11:35,202 that emitted radioisotopes which seemed to set it off. 272 00:11:35,202 --> 00:11:37,291 So, I guess it was just dumb luck? 273 00:11:38,292 --> 00:11:39,598 [laughs] 274 00:11:41,165 --> 00:11:42,819 You just, uh... 275 00:11:42,819 --> 00:11:44,690 you just... laughed? 276 00:11:44,690 --> 00:11:46,170 SPOCK: Yes. 277 00:11:46,170 --> 00:11:47,954 The thought of assigning intelligence to chance 278 00:11:47,954 --> 00:11:49,739 struck me as ridiculous. 279 00:11:50,870 --> 00:11:52,089 Okay. 280 00:11:53,307 --> 00:11:55,527 Does he always laugh or is this new? 281 00:11:55,527 --> 00:11:57,834 It's definitely new. 282 00:11:57,834 --> 00:12:00,488 PIKE: Pike to Spock, we have a situation here. 283 00:12:00,488 --> 00:12:05,058 Unidentified ship closing in. Prepare for transport. 284 00:12:05,058 --> 00:12:06,581 Landing party's back on board. 285 00:12:06,581 --> 00:12:07,800 Tell them to join us on the bridge. 286 00:12:07,800 --> 00:12:10,281 Captain, I think this vessel 287 00:12:10,281 --> 00:12:12,196 might be Orion. 288 00:12:12,196 --> 00:12:13,371 Pirates. 289 00:12:13,371 --> 00:12:14,938 Yellow Alert. Shields up. 290 00:12:14,938 --> 00:12:16,287 UNA: Their shields are still down, Captain. 291 00:12:16,287 --> 00:12:17,288 Weapons inactive. 292 00:12:17,288 --> 00:12:18,724 Tactical analysis. 293 00:12:18,724 --> 00:12:20,639 Some Orion vessels are specifically designed 294 00:12:20,639 --> 00:12:23,250 - to fool sensors. - Perfect timing. 295 00:12:23,250 --> 00:12:25,339 [indistinct chatter] 296 00:12:28,647 --> 00:12:29,909 BOIMLER [quietly]: Oh, my God, oh, my God, 297 00:12:29,909 --> 00:12:31,258 oh, my God! 298 00:12:31,258 --> 00:12:34,522 [chuckles] I'm on the bridge. 299 00:12:34,522 --> 00:12:37,917 NCC-1701 dash... 300 00:12:37,917 --> 00:12:39,266 nothing. 301 00:12:39,266 --> 00:12:41,138 - Oh... - What would come after the dash? 302 00:12:41,138 --> 00:12:43,531 PIKE: Uhura, hail the Orion vessel. 303 00:12:43,531 --> 00:12:44,619 - BOIMLER: Oh, my God... - PIKE: Mr. Boimler? 304 00:12:44,619 --> 00:12:45,708 Yeah? Yeah, hey. 305 00:12:47,100 --> 00:12:48,058 Come stand here. 306 00:12:48,058 --> 00:12:49,146 Yes, sir. 307 00:12:50,974 --> 00:12:53,150 Lieutenant Ortegas. You're a war hero. 308 00:12:54,325 --> 00:12:56,762 Uh, no response to hails, sir. 309 00:12:56,762 --> 00:12:58,285 We're sure that's an Orion ship? 310 00:12:58,285 --> 00:13:00,461 Oh, that's totally an Orion ship. 311 00:13:00,461 --> 00:13:02,072 Classic Scout. 312 00:13:02,072 --> 00:13:03,769 I built a model of one in a bottle. 313 00:13:03,769 --> 00:13:06,424 It was a small ship but a big bottle, but still. 314 00:13:08,818 --> 00:13:10,907 La'An, better prepare a full torpedo spread, in case. 315 00:13:10,907 --> 00:13:13,083 Wait, wait, wait! Uh, sorry. 316 00:13:13,083 --> 00:13:15,259 It's just, um, I-I have reason to believe 317 00:13:15,259 --> 00:13:17,000 that's a science vessel. 318 00:13:17,000 --> 00:13:20,743 Do Orions have science vessels? 319 00:13:21,831 --> 00:13:23,267 - They're ignoring our hails. - BOIMLER: Well, it's kind of 320 00:13:23,267 --> 00:13:24,964 considered offensive in my time 321 00:13:24,964 --> 00:13:27,097 to assume all Orions are pirates. 322 00:13:27,097 --> 00:13:28,489 UNA: There have been multiple reports 323 00:13:28,489 --> 00:13:30,709 of Orion pirate activity in this area. 324 00:13:30,709 --> 00:13:33,103 Uh, totally makes sense, given the time period. 325 00:13:33,103 --> 00:13:35,801 But what if I 326 00:13:35,801 --> 00:13:37,150 happen to know... 327 00:13:37,150 --> 00:13:38,456 Careful. 328 00:13:38,456 --> 00:13:39,892 ...that's a peaceful vessel, sir. 329 00:13:39,892 --> 00:13:41,241 [comms chime] 330 00:13:41,241 --> 00:13:42,852 Incoming hail from the Orion ship. 331 00:13:45,115 --> 00:13:47,726 - On screen, please. - [sighs] 332 00:13:47,726 --> 00:13:49,772 This is Captain Christopher Pike, USS Enterprise. 333 00:13:49,772 --> 00:13:51,991 Captain Harr Caras 334 00:13:51,991 --> 00:13:54,602 of the Orion science vessel D'Var. 335 00:13:54,602 --> 00:13:56,256 PIKE: We initially came to this sector 336 00:13:56,256 --> 00:13:58,041 to aid a Federation colony. 337 00:13:58,041 --> 00:14:01,566 They reported several run-ins with Orion pirate vessels? 338 00:14:01,566 --> 00:14:05,048 Yeah, that is unfortunate, Captain. 339 00:14:05,048 --> 00:14:07,920 Orion pirates certainly give the rest of us a bad name. 340 00:14:07,920 --> 00:14:09,617 If that's your business, 341 00:14:09,617 --> 00:14:11,576 what were you doing on Krulmuth-B? 342 00:14:11,576 --> 00:14:13,056 Routine surveys. 343 00:14:13,056 --> 00:14:14,666 Captain, I'm reading a transporter signal. 344 00:14:14,666 --> 00:14:16,799 The Orions have beamed up the portal. 345 00:14:17,887 --> 00:14:19,671 Captain Caras, care to explain? 346 00:14:19,671 --> 00:14:22,674 I suspect your science officer to be mistaken, Captain. 347 00:14:22,674 --> 00:14:25,808 I'm reading an energy spike emanating from the Orion ship. 348 00:14:40,953 --> 00:14:43,651 I think I might've made a mistake, Number One. 349 00:14:43,651 --> 00:14:46,350 You? Unheard of. 350 00:14:46,350 --> 00:14:47,742 Okay, I deserve that. 351 00:14:47,742 --> 00:14:49,222 I shouldn't have listened to the ensign. 352 00:14:49,222 --> 00:14:51,964 That's why we lost the portal, it's just... 353 00:14:51,964 --> 00:14:54,880 rare that we have someone on the ship who's such a... 354 00:14:54,880 --> 00:14:57,230 Fan? Of you, at least. 355 00:14:57,230 --> 00:15:01,104 He seems completely terrified of me. 356 00:15:01,104 --> 00:15:02,583 He was so excited to see me there for a second, 357 00:15:02,583 --> 00:15:05,586 it felt like my future wasn't so bad. 358 00:15:05,586 --> 00:15:06,892 I get that, Chris. 359 00:15:06,892 --> 00:15:08,241 But then he goes and alters time. 360 00:15:08,241 --> 00:15:09,721 I feel like I'm trying to stop a toddler 361 00:15:09,721 --> 00:15:11,114 from knocking over the furniture. 362 00:15:11,114 --> 00:15:12,637 [chuckles] 363 00:15:13,638 --> 00:15:14,900 Where's Mr. Boimler now? 364 00:15:14,900 --> 00:15:16,859 - ♪ - [indistinct chatter] 365 00:15:19,035 --> 00:15:20,079 - What you got there? - Aah! 366 00:15:20,079 --> 00:15:22,734 Uh, um, hey. Nothing. 367 00:15:22,734 --> 00:15:25,519 Just doing some, uh... warp field mechanics. 368 00:15:25,519 --> 00:15:27,217 As long as you're not... 369 00:15:27,217 --> 00:15:29,088 borrowing it to input any future knowledge. 370 00:15:29,088 --> 00:15:31,874 No, I don't... I don't think I did. Um, let me just, uh... 371 00:15:31,874 --> 00:15:33,745 Relax, I'm just busting your chops. 372 00:15:33,745 --> 00:15:35,573 - [laughs] Yeah. - But seriously, you should 373 00:15:35,573 --> 00:15:37,009 probably erase whatever you just did. 374 00:15:37,009 --> 00:15:39,707 Aye aye, yeah. [clears throat] 375 00:15:39,707 --> 00:15:40,708 Um... 376 00:15:40,708 --> 00:15:42,754 So... 377 00:15:42,754 --> 00:15:44,930 how are you feeling? Has the, uh, 378 00:15:44,930 --> 00:15:47,585 uncontrollable vomiting come in yet? 379 00:15:47,585 --> 00:15:48,760 Uh, what? 380 00:15:48,760 --> 00:15:50,196 Oh, chroniton poisoning. 381 00:15:50,196 --> 00:15:51,937 It's really common. 382 00:15:51,937 --> 00:15:53,634 You just want to make sure you're close to a bathroom. 383 00:15:53,634 --> 00:15:55,071 [snorts] 384 00:15:55,071 --> 00:15:57,073 Okay, are you guys both messing with me? 385 00:15:57,073 --> 00:15:59,684 - What's happening? - ORTEGAS: Yeah. Hey, what's the future like? 386 00:15:59,684 --> 00:16:01,077 Do you have jetpacks or what? 387 00:16:01,077 --> 00:16:02,165 - We have jetpacks now. - I know, 388 00:16:02,165 --> 00:16:03,383 but, like, smaller jetpacks. 389 00:16:03,383 --> 00:16:04,950 Why don't you both tell me 390 00:16:04,950 --> 00:16:06,691 what life is like on the Enterprise? 391 00:16:06,691 --> 00:16:09,737 I mean, is it just, like, nonstop excitement? 392 00:16:09,737 --> 00:16:12,175 Meeting all these aliens 393 00:16:12,175 --> 00:16:13,916 who are still actually, you know... 394 00:16:15,221 --> 00:16:16,919 ...alien? 395 00:16:16,919 --> 00:16:19,008 Guess you're pretty used to seeing aliens in the future? 396 00:16:19,008 --> 00:16:20,923 Well, yeah, but... 397 00:16:20,923 --> 00:16:24,100 This? Right now? This... 398 00:16:24,100 --> 00:16:27,538 this is the golden age of exploration. 399 00:16:27,538 --> 00:16:29,540 And you guys get to actually live it. 400 00:16:29,540 --> 00:16:31,672 I mean... 401 00:16:31,672 --> 00:16:32,847 I'm jealous. 402 00:16:32,847 --> 00:16:34,980 So, where's Nyota? 403 00:16:34,980 --> 00:16:36,155 Where do you think? Working. 404 00:16:36,155 --> 00:16:37,852 Yeah, that tracks. 405 00:16:37,852 --> 00:16:39,376 I couldn't even get her to come to movie night. 406 00:16:39,376 --> 00:16:41,508 Oh, if you're around on Friday, you should come. 407 00:16:41,508 --> 00:16:42,683 - Yeah. - Uh, 408 00:16:42,683 --> 00:16:43,946 is that something you're doing 409 00:16:43,946 --> 00:16:45,904 for Captain Pike's birthday? 410 00:16:45,904 --> 00:16:47,297 It's his birthday on Friday? 411 00:16:47,297 --> 00:16:48,602 How do you know his birthday? 412 00:16:48,602 --> 00:16:49,603 Well, I mean, in the future, 413 00:16:49,603 --> 00:16:50,822 his birthday's a holiday. 414 00:16:50,822 --> 00:16:53,694 Crap! Crap. Crap. 415 00:16:53,694 --> 00:16:56,697 Please, please do not tell La'An I said anything. 416 00:16:56,697 --> 00:16:59,222 How's throwing the captain a party gonna ruin the future? 417 00:16:59,222 --> 00:17:01,267 Well, it-it could in several ways, um... 418 00:17:01,267 --> 00:17:03,617 Should we throw Pike a party? 419 00:17:04,401 --> 00:17:06,229 I like it. Good idea. 420 00:17:06,229 --> 00:17:08,753 - I will give you all the credit for it. - Please don't. 421 00:17:08,753 --> 00:17:10,885 - Please don't put my name on anything. - So much credit. 422 00:17:10,885 --> 00:17:12,931 I have to go. 423 00:17:12,931 --> 00:17:14,628 Watch out for those chronitons. 424 00:17:14,628 --> 00:17:16,369 Okay, yeah. 425 00:17:18,154 --> 00:17:20,373 ♪ 426 00:17:28,468 --> 00:17:29,861 [whimpers] 427 00:17:31,863 --> 00:17:33,952 Nurse Chapel? 428 00:17:33,952 --> 00:17:35,258 Nurse Chapel, hi. 429 00:17:35,258 --> 00:17:37,477 Um, I need to talk to you about Spock. 430 00:17:37,477 --> 00:17:39,784 Spock? Uh, what about him? 431 00:17:39,784 --> 00:17:42,830 Well, he's, uh, acting different. 432 00:17:42,830 --> 00:17:45,355 And I'm afraid it's 'cause I did something that broke him. 433 00:17:45,355 --> 00:17:47,618 Medical. 434 00:17:47,618 --> 00:17:49,185 Um, what do you mean, "different"? 435 00:17:49,185 --> 00:17:50,795 All I know is where I come from, 436 00:17:50,795 --> 00:17:53,885 he is legendary for never smiling, 437 00:17:53,885 --> 00:17:56,018 laughing, definitely no joking, 438 00:17:56,018 --> 00:17:58,107 and that Spock goes on to do 439 00:17:58,107 --> 00:17:59,456 really important things that 440 00:17:59,456 --> 00:18:01,588 I very much need to have not messed up. 441 00:18:01,588 --> 00:18:03,199 Are you really sure you should be telling me this stuff? 442 00:18:03,199 --> 00:18:05,723 No, but I-I'm worried 443 00:18:05,723 --> 00:18:08,856 because I made Spock laugh. 444 00:18:08,856 --> 00:18:11,033 And I keep wondering 445 00:18:11,033 --> 00:18:13,644 i-is that a butterfly effect? 446 00:18:13,644 --> 00:18:15,472 'Cause the Spock I know shouldn't have done that. 447 00:18:15,472 --> 00:18:18,431 Maybe he's just... 448 00:18:18,431 --> 00:18:19,476 going through a thing. 449 00:18:19,476 --> 00:18:21,826 You know? Like, having fun. 450 00:18:21,826 --> 00:18:24,698 No, but I've read every single book about Spock 451 00:18:24,698 --> 00:18:26,700 and they-they mention his upbringing on Vulcan, 452 00:18:26,700 --> 00:18:29,225 his pet sehlat, his relationship with his mom and his dad, 453 00:18:29,225 --> 00:18:32,184 - but nothing about a happy, smiley, jokey guy, period. - Just stop. Stop, stop, stop. 454 00:18:32,184 --> 00:18:34,143 None of this is your fault, okay? 455 00:18:34,143 --> 00:18:36,058 Spock was acting like this before you arrived. 456 00:18:36,058 --> 00:18:37,755 Oh, thank God. 457 00:18:37,755 --> 00:18:40,453 Okay, so this is what-- this is just, like, a phase? 458 00:18:40,453 --> 00:18:43,108 And-and he'll get over it and back to his, 459 00:18:43,108 --> 00:18:45,067 like, serious, real self soon? 460 00:18:47,678 --> 00:18:48,940 Oh. 461 00:18:50,159 --> 00:18:52,074 You're the one 462 00:18:52,074 --> 00:18:55,033 who's been influencing him, not me. 463 00:18:55,033 --> 00:18:57,122 I... I-I shouldn't have said anything. 464 00:18:57,122 --> 00:18:58,471 - I-I... - No, it's-it's... 465 00:18:59,603 --> 00:19:00,865 It's fine. 466 00:19:02,040 --> 00:19:05,174 I never assumed that I would... 467 00:19:05,174 --> 00:19:08,873 get to influence him forever, anyway. 468 00:19:11,136 --> 00:19:12,442 Don't even want that. 469 00:19:12,442 --> 00:19:14,139 I... 470 00:19:14,139 --> 00:19:15,358 [turbolift whooshes] 471 00:19:15,358 --> 00:19:16,924 Maybe I should, uh, 472 00:19:16,924 --> 00:19:19,144 get off the ship sooner, b... 473 00:19:19,144 --> 00:19:21,233 before I, uh... 474 00:19:22,278 --> 00:19:23,975 Yeah. 475 00:19:26,151 --> 00:19:28,545 [door whooshes shut] 476 00:19:28,545 --> 00:19:30,199 PIKE: Run me through it again. 477 00:19:30,199 --> 00:19:32,201 Respectfully, sir, there is nothing to run through. 478 00:19:32,201 --> 00:19:34,551 Given a longer time frame, I might be able 479 00:19:34,551 --> 00:19:36,292 to brute force a solution, but as of now, 480 00:19:36,292 --> 00:19:37,771 there is no way to track the Orions. 481 00:19:37,771 --> 00:19:40,209 Uh, I know how to track the Orions. 482 00:19:41,210 --> 00:19:42,211 Didn't we talk about that? 483 00:19:42,211 --> 00:19:43,603 Yes, uh, using future knowledge, 484 00:19:43,603 --> 00:19:45,170 yes, I know, I shouldn't, 485 00:19:45,170 --> 00:19:47,738 but, um, what if I could use it 486 00:19:47,738 --> 00:19:49,522 and you guys just, um... [clears throat] 487 00:19:49,522 --> 00:19:51,220 don't look? 488 00:19:51,220 --> 00:19:54,832 [laughs] That's ridiculous. We can't just not look. 489 00:19:56,747 --> 00:19:58,052 Can we? 490 00:19:58,052 --> 00:20:00,098 - [tools rattling] - [Boimler grunting] 491 00:20:00,098 --> 00:20:02,492 UNA: We sure this is wise? 492 00:20:02,492 --> 00:20:04,276 No, but I'm going with it. 493 00:20:05,756 --> 00:20:06,931 [panels whirring up] 494 00:20:08,454 --> 00:20:10,108 Huh. Future Boy did it. 495 00:20:11,762 --> 00:20:13,155 Just might be a second. 496 00:20:15,069 --> 00:20:16,810 PIKE: Our top priority is recovering that portal 497 00:20:16,810 --> 00:20:19,073 and sending Ensign Boimler back to his time. 498 00:20:19,073 --> 00:20:21,075 BOIMLER: Just want to throw out there that harming an Orion 499 00:20:21,075 --> 00:20:22,860 could alter the timeline. 500 00:20:22,860 --> 00:20:24,992 Ensign, we were extremely clear about mentioning any... 501 00:20:24,992 --> 00:20:27,430 Please, sir. One of my friends back home is an Orion. 502 00:20:27,430 --> 00:20:29,258 - And you're doing it anyway. - She's a junior science officer 503 00:20:29,258 --> 00:20:32,174 in Starfleet and her great- grandmother's on the D'var. 504 00:20:32,174 --> 00:20:33,479 If we hurt them... 505 00:20:33,479 --> 00:20:34,959 It could erase her from existence. 506 00:20:34,959 --> 00:20:36,613 Sir, there has to be a peaceful solution. 507 00:20:36,613 --> 00:20:38,005 And I know diplomacy 508 00:20:38,005 --> 00:20:40,225 is one of your many, many strengths. 509 00:20:40,225 --> 00:20:42,880 That and patience, forgiveness, 510 00:20:42,880 --> 00:20:44,577 benevolence... 511 00:20:44,577 --> 00:20:45,752 really great hair. 512 00:20:48,799 --> 00:20:50,844 Hail the Orions. 513 00:20:53,673 --> 00:20:54,979 Captain, they are charging their warp coils. 514 00:20:54,979 --> 00:20:56,676 UNA: Lock phasers on their engines 515 00:20:56,676 --> 00:20:58,983 - but hold your fire. - Phasers locked and holding. 516 00:20:58,983 --> 00:21:00,854 PIKE: Time to find out if this really is 517 00:21:00,854 --> 00:21:02,682 one of my greatest strengths. 518 00:21:02,682 --> 00:21:04,554 Captain Pike. 519 00:21:04,554 --> 00:21:07,600 What a remarkable coincidence, running into you here. 520 00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:09,254 - PIKE: We tracked you, Caras. - Why? 521 00:21:09,254 --> 00:21:11,561 We believe you may have... 522 00:21:11,561 --> 00:21:14,738 accidentally taken an ancient portal. 523 00:21:14,738 --> 00:21:16,261 We need you to put it back. 524 00:21:16,261 --> 00:21:18,481 - Is that a threat? - It's a request. 525 00:21:18,481 --> 00:21:21,440 It's hard to really talk with your weapons aimed at our ship. 526 00:21:21,440 --> 00:21:23,094 La'An, stand down phasers. 527 00:21:23,094 --> 00:21:25,444 Standing down. 528 00:21:25,444 --> 00:21:27,098 Now, this portal-- 529 00:21:27,098 --> 00:21:28,926 persuade me to return it. 530 00:21:28,926 --> 00:21:31,798 How would you like to be persuaded? 531 00:21:31,798 --> 00:21:34,366 Give us a moment. 532 00:21:35,280 --> 00:21:36,238 Ideas. 533 00:21:36,238 --> 00:21:37,935 - Not you. - Fair. 534 00:21:37,935 --> 00:21:40,503 Uh, can you please tell Captain Pike that the Orions 535 00:21:40,503 --> 00:21:42,331 want to trade? They see it as a sign of respect. 536 00:21:42,331 --> 00:21:44,333 - You know I can hear you. I'm standing right here. - Sorry, 537 00:21:44,333 --> 00:21:46,552 - I thought the span of the room would, uh... - SPOCK: Captain. 538 00:21:46,552 --> 00:21:48,859 It appears they are scanning our cargo hold. 539 00:21:49,816 --> 00:21:51,905 You're carrying an extraordinary amount 540 00:21:51,905 --> 00:21:55,387 of tritriticale grain, Captain. 541 00:21:55,387 --> 00:21:57,694 Giving it to us would be persuasive. 542 00:22:02,133 --> 00:22:04,440 You got yourself a deal, Captain. 543 00:22:09,053 --> 00:22:11,621 The portal is nearly depleted of horonium. 544 00:22:11,621 --> 00:22:14,624 But I calculate there is enough left for a single trip. 545 00:22:16,582 --> 00:22:18,932 Uh, I know me being here 546 00:22:18,932 --> 00:22:20,717 wasn't ideal 547 00:22:20,717 --> 00:22:22,893 and potentially reality-threatening, but 548 00:22:22,893 --> 00:22:25,112 meeting all of you 549 00:22:25,112 --> 00:22:27,854 has been one of the greatest experiences of my life. 550 00:22:28,986 --> 00:22:29,943 Thank you. 551 00:22:29,943 --> 00:22:32,250 Well, it's been a... 552 00:22:33,860 --> 00:22:36,210 ...unexpected day for all of us, Ensign. 553 00:22:36,210 --> 00:22:38,300 But, for the sake of the future, 554 00:22:38,300 --> 00:22:40,171 try not to come back. 555 00:23:00,974 --> 00:23:02,933 [grunting] 556 00:23:05,022 --> 00:23:07,503 Oh, hell yeah! I did it. 557 00:23:07,503 --> 00:23:09,331 Mariner? What are you... what are you doing here? 558 00:23:09,331 --> 00:23:11,376 - I'm saving you. - No, no, no, no, no! No, we only had 559 00:23:11,376 --> 00:23:12,769 enough for... 560 00:23:12,769 --> 00:23:14,510 one trip. 561 00:23:14,510 --> 00:23:15,598 Oh... 562 00:23:16,599 --> 00:23:18,035 Whoa. 563 00:23:18,035 --> 00:23:21,473 Wait, Boims, did I time travel? 564 00:23:21,473 --> 00:23:22,779 Okay, so is Uhura here? 565 00:23:22,779 --> 00:23:25,085 This is amazing. Wow. 566 00:23:25,085 --> 00:23:26,696 You guys are great. But is she here? 567 00:23:26,696 --> 00:23:28,611 Oh, the uniforms! 568 00:23:28,611 --> 00:23:30,221 - Pike to Enterprise. - MARINER: Whoa. 569 00:23:30,221 --> 00:23:32,876 - BOIMLER: Mariner, please. - Five to beam back. 570 00:23:32,876 --> 00:23:35,139 MARINER: Ugh, ranks on the sleeve-- I don't know about that. 571 00:23:36,140 --> 00:23:37,533 You see? He has the old thingy. 572 00:23:37,533 --> 00:23:39,230 Oh... 573 00:23:44,627 --> 00:23:46,280 PIKE: Captain's log, supplemental. Our problems 574 00:23:46,280 --> 00:23:47,978 seem to have doubled. We started our day 575 00:23:47,978 --> 00:23:50,067 with one time traveler and now we have two, 576 00:23:50,067 --> 00:23:52,939 which is... a lot. 577 00:23:53,940 --> 00:23:55,942 Okay, not to be ungrateful, but if you had just waited, 578 00:23:55,942 --> 00:23:58,118 - like, one more second, we wouldn't be stuck here. - Do-do... 579 00:23:58,118 --> 00:23:59,990 do you know how worried I was? 580 00:23:59,990 --> 00:24:02,079 You disappeared in a vortex while I was in charge. 581 00:24:02,079 --> 00:24:03,428 For all I knew you were dead 582 00:24:03,428 --> 00:24:04,429 or stuck in a dystopian San Francisco 583 00:24:04,429 --> 00:24:05,778 in the middle of a riot. 584 00:24:05,778 --> 00:24:07,084 Have you noticed that their references 585 00:24:07,084 --> 00:24:09,521 - are weirdly specific? - Indeed. 586 00:24:09,521 --> 00:24:11,131 - ...the Bell Riots, Mariner. I was... - I'm sorry, hold up. 587 00:24:11,131 --> 00:24:13,003 Look, I'm gonna keep this, like, 100% profesh, 588 00:24:13,003 --> 00:24:14,961 but I was thoroughly unprepared 589 00:24:14,961 --> 00:24:17,486 - for how hot young Spock was going to be. - [sighs] 590 00:24:17,486 --> 00:24:20,314 - Yeah, he's full of surprises. - Like, what? 591 00:24:20,314 --> 00:24:21,968 The body, the face, the ears-- what? 592 00:24:21,968 --> 00:24:23,143 I realize we're all still all reacting 593 00:24:23,143 --> 00:24:24,536 to the recent complication, 594 00:24:24,536 --> 00:24:25,929 but we also very much need a solution. 595 00:24:25,929 --> 00:24:27,800 One time traveler is a security threat. 596 00:24:27,800 --> 00:24:29,759 - Two is... - A disaster. 597 00:24:29,759 --> 00:24:31,282 Thought you said they were cool. 598 00:24:31,282 --> 00:24:32,979 They are. This is serious. 599 00:24:32,979 --> 00:24:34,416 Spock, what's going on with the portal? 600 00:24:34,416 --> 00:24:35,808 Still functioning. But without horonium 601 00:24:35,808 --> 00:24:37,636 we cannot activate it. 602 00:24:37,636 --> 00:24:39,290 I am afraid Ensign Mariner depleted 603 00:24:39,290 --> 00:24:41,466 - the last of the supply. - [chuckles] Well, in my defense, 604 00:24:41,466 --> 00:24:42,859 that thing has, like... [clicks tongue] 605 00:24:42,859 --> 00:24:44,556 zero instructions, you know? 606 00:24:45,688 --> 00:24:47,559 [tabletop squeaks] 607 00:24:48,604 --> 00:24:50,475 And there is no other source of horonium 608 00:24:50,475 --> 00:24:52,129 anywhere in the quadrant? 609 00:24:52,129 --> 00:24:54,392 None. And there hasn't been for over a hundred years. 610 00:24:54,392 --> 00:24:55,741 Can we just cook some up? 611 00:24:55,741 --> 00:24:57,395 - Will you please just not? - Sorry. 612 00:24:57,395 --> 00:24:58,875 SPOCK: The ensign is correct. We could attempt 613 00:24:58,875 --> 00:25:00,659 to synthesize horonium ourselves. 614 00:25:00,659 --> 00:25:02,705 Hot Spock agrees with me. 615 00:25:02,705 --> 00:25:05,098 SPOCK: However, we would be putting ourselves in great danger. 616 00:25:05,098 --> 00:25:07,405 If it goes wrong, the blast could take out half the ship. 617 00:25:07,405 --> 00:25:09,189 And there is a chance it might not work at all. 618 00:25:09,189 --> 00:25:11,148 Mm, that doesn't sound very logical. 619 00:25:11,148 --> 00:25:13,324 - PIKE: We need a second option. - Will you please just stop? 620 00:25:13,324 --> 00:25:15,065 - Sorry, that's what he sounds like. - UNA: I might have one, Chris. 621 00:25:15,065 --> 00:25:16,458 The ancient text on the portal. Uhura's locked herself 622 00:25:16,458 --> 00:25:17,850 in her quarters, working on a translation. 623 00:25:17,850 --> 00:25:18,982 Maybe she'll come up with some answers. 624 00:25:18,982 --> 00:25:20,331 Great. 625 00:25:20,331 --> 00:25:21,941 MARINER: Oh, uh, but, you know, I have 626 00:25:21,941 --> 00:25:24,030 linguistics experience. Maybe I could help her. 627 00:25:25,249 --> 00:25:27,469 I really want to say no, 628 00:25:27,469 --> 00:25:29,775 but how much more damage could you do at this point? 629 00:25:29,775 --> 00:25:31,081 So, go for it. 630 00:25:31,081 --> 00:25:32,865 - Linguistics experience? Really? - No, 631 00:25:32,865 --> 00:25:34,127 but it's Uhura. Don't ruin this for me. 632 00:25:34,127 --> 00:25:35,520 I will end your life. 633 00:25:35,520 --> 00:25:38,175 And Boimler should work with Spock. 634 00:25:38,175 --> 00:25:39,568 Because he took an elective 635 00:25:39,568 --> 00:25:41,787 in material synthesis at the Academy. 636 00:25:41,787 --> 00:25:43,528 - I mean, you know, for-for fun. - Yeah. 637 00:25:43,528 --> 00:25:46,749 It-it's not... it's not like Spock needs help from me. 638 00:25:46,749 --> 00:25:49,447 I can use the extra pair of hands, 639 00:25:49,447 --> 00:25:52,450 if Mr. Boimler is not afraid of losing one of them. 640 00:25:54,539 --> 00:25:56,106 What the... 641 00:25:56,106 --> 00:25:57,629 Spock's smiling now? 642 00:25:57,629 --> 00:25:58,848 Yeah, he just doesn't know how. Just go with it. 643 00:25:58,848 --> 00:25:59,805 - I don't like it. - It's terrifying. 644 00:26:03,983 --> 00:26:05,594 Mariner. Mariner! 645 00:26:05,594 --> 00:26:07,465 - What? - Why'd you do that? 646 00:26:07,465 --> 00:26:10,250 Oh, okay, don't act like the prospect of working with Spock 647 00:26:10,250 --> 00:26:12,383 doesn't tick off some weird box for you. 648 00:26:12,383 --> 00:26:15,517 I already worked with Spock and it didn't... 649 00:26:15,517 --> 00:26:17,562 go the way I wanted it to. 650 00:26:17,562 --> 00:26:19,129 Oh, no. No, Boimler, 651 00:26:19,129 --> 00:26:21,174 don't tell me you asked him about his sehlat. 652 00:26:21,174 --> 00:26:24,395 - Can you not be such a fanboy for one second? - No, it's just... 653 00:26:24,395 --> 00:26:27,354 I thought that being here would be perfect, but... 654 00:26:27,354 --> 00:26:29,269 now I just don't want to get stuck here. 655 00:26:29,269 --> 00:26:31,707 - Yeah. Tough to meet your heroes, huh? - I joined Starfleet 656 00:26:31,707 --> 00:26:33,796 so I could be a part of history. 657 00:26:33,796 --> 00:26:35,580 But if they can't find a way to get us back home, 658 00:26:35,580 --> 00:26:37,103 we're gonna have to go live somewhere off the grid 659 00:26:37,103 --> 00:26:38,714 where we can't affect history at all. 660 00:26:38,714 --> 00:26:40,411 No, no, no, I'm not living off the grid anywhere. 661 00:26:40,411 --> 00:26:42,282 I thrive on the grid. I require grid. 662 00:26:42,282 --> 00:26:44,241 - Right? - Exactly, that's what I said. [yelps] 663 00:26:44,241 --> 00:26:46,069 What are you... Oh. 664 00:26:46,069 --> 00:26:48,462 Uh... hi. 665 00:26:48,462 --> 00:26:49,942 Uh, is something wrong? 666 00:26:49,942 --> 00:26:53,206 Just wondering if everyone from the future 667 00:26:53,206 --> 00:26:55,295 looks at me like they know I'm doomed. 668 00:26:55,295 --> 00:26:57,602 The... Oh. [laughs] Okay, so that is just Boimler. 669 00:26:57,602 --> 00:27:00,474 He is probably freaked out because you're Number One. 670 00:27:00,474 --> 00:27:03,347 - I mean, he has a poster of you up in his bunk. - A poster? 671 00:27:03,347 --> 00:27:05,610 You mean, like... 672 00:27:05,610 --> 00:27:06,872 a pin-up poster? 673 00:27:06,872 --> 00:27:09,701 It's a poster that is pinned up. 674 00:27:09,701 --> 00:27:11,703 Am... Are we saying the same thing? 675 00:27:13,618 --> 00:27:15,054 You know what, I don't want to know. 676 00:27:15,054 --> 00:27:17,100 Okay... 677 00:27:17,100 --> 00:27:18,623 Uh... 678 00:27:18,623 --> 00:27:20,016 I don't want to know. 679 00:27:20,016 --> 00:27:21,583 Okay. 680 00:27:25,587 --> 00:27:26,892 I probably shouldn't mention this, 681 00:27:26,892 --> 00:27:29,416 but I have always admired you. 682 00:27:29,416 --> 00:27:31,723 - Really? - Yeah, I mean... 683 00:27:31,723 --> 00:27:33,595 Carefree, but also this, like, 684 00:27:33,595 --> 00:27:35,945 grade-A super translating space adventurer. 685 00:27:35,945 --> 00:27:38,121 Uh, too much? 686 00:27:38,121 --> 00:27:41,385 Honestly, it's kind of weird you even know me at all. 687 00:27:41,385 --> 00:27:43,300 Girl, everybody knows you. 688 00:27:43,300 --> 00:27:45,737 - [chuckles] - What do they know? 689 00:27:45,737 --> 00:27:49,175 - Um... - Uh, actually, maybe don't tell me. 690 00:27:49,175 --> 00:27:51,482 Yeah. 691 00:27:51,482 --> 00:27:52,962 [Uhura sighs] 692 00:27:52,962 --> 00:27:56,269 I mean, just that you're good at what you do. 693 00:27:56,269 --> 00:27:57,662 You know, you're hard-working, 694 00:27:57,662 --> 00:28:00,883 unflappable, fearless in the face of... 695 00:28:00,883 --> 00:28:04,016 a bunch of different aliens that I'm not gonna name 696 00:28:04,016 --> 00:28:05,365 or talk about too much 'cause you don't... 697 00:28:05,365 --> 00:28:06,802 you haven't met them yet. 698 00:28:06,802 --> 00:28:07,890 And, you know, 699 00:28:07,890 --> 00:28:10,370 you also know how to have fun. 700 00:28:11,502 --> 00:28:12,808 That-that's not terrible. 701 00:28:12,808 --> 00:28:14,200 No. 702 00:28:15,724 --> 00:28:19,162 It's... it's just a lot of pressure, you know? 703 00:28:19,162 --> 00:28:21,338 I mean, I'm 22, 704 00:28:21,338 --> 00:28:24,820 I've barely done anything worth admiring yet. 705 00:28:24,820 --> 00:28:26,865 And there are days, like today, 706 00:28:26,865 --> 00:28:29,085 where I can't even manage a basic translation. 707 00:28:29,085 --> 00:28:30,695 And, meanwhile, Erica's all like, 708 00:28:30,695 --> 00:28:32,305 "You have to learn how to have fun." 709 00:28:32,305 --> 00:28:34,003 But how am I supposed to have fun 710 00:28:34,003 --> 00:28:38,007 when I know I have to become this universally-known, 711 00:28:38,007 --> 00:28:42,838 super-translating, unflappable, hard-working badass? 712 00:28:42,838 --> 00:28:44,796 [sighs] 713 00:28:44,796 --> 00:28:47,233 All right, I think it's time we took a break. 714 00:28:47,233 --> 00:28:48,670 I really don't do breaks. 715 00:28:48,670 --> 00:28:50,149 Yeah, I'm starting to catch that. 716 00:28:51,673 --> 00:28:53,544 You know, you're the one who could get stuck here 717 00:28:53,544 --> 00:28:55,111 if we don't figure this translation out. 718 00:28:55,111 --> 00:28:57,374 Are you familiar with Starfleet labor codes? 719 00:28:57,374 --> 00:28:58,636 Maybe. 720 00:28:58,636 --> 00:29:01,421 Section 48 Alpha-dash-seven: 721 00:29:01,421 --> 00:29:03,467 "Officers must take meal breaks at regular intervals." 722 00:29:03,467 --> 00:29:04,947 I could report you. 723 00:29:04,947 --> 00:29:08,602 - Y-You know Starfleet codes? - Of course. 724 00:29:08,602 --> 00:29:09,995 I mean, there's a whole bunch of them that 725 00:29:09,995 --> 00:29:11,518 let you slack off a ton, so, yeah. Come on. 726 00:29:11,518 --> 00:29:12,737 All right, 727 00:29:12,737 --> 00:29:15,653 we got some Orion hurricanes. 728 00:29:15,653 --> 00:29:19,222 Well, kind of. They actually didn't have any Orion delaq, 729 00:29:19,222 --> 00:29:20,963 so I kind of had to improvise, 730 00:29:20,963 --> 00:29:23,313 which is honestly for the best. That stuff will 731 00:29:23,313 --> 00:29:25,184 mess you up, truly ruin your life. 732 00:29:25,184 --> 00:29:26,577 All right. 733 00:29:30,450 --> 00:29:31,887 Ah. [clears throat] 734 00:29:32,888 --> 00:29:34,019 I like you. 735 00:29:34,019 --> 00:29:36,021 You're a good bad influence. 736 00:29:36,021 --> 00:29:37,109 If you're still around, you should 737 00:29:37,109 --> 00:29:38,676 come to Pike's surprise party. 738 00:29:38,676 --> 00:29:40,286 Cool. But only if I can take a bunch of pictures 739 00:29:40,286 --> 00:29:42,071 and weird my mom out with a history book. 740 00:29:42,071 --> 00:29:43,246 [chuckles] 741 00:29:43,246 --> 00:29:45,074 I'm joking. Sort of. 742 00:29:48,164 --> 00:29:50,470 Oh, I knew it was too good to be true. 743 00:29:51,515 --> 00:29:53,952 Why is everyone obsessed with me taking breaks? This... 744 00:29:53,952 --> 00:29:55,475 this isn't the time. 745 00:29:55,475 --> 00:29:56,520 [sighs] 746 00:29:56,520 --> 00:29:58,130 On the Klingon front 747 00:29:58,130 --> 00:30:00,524 you never knew when you'd get rest. 748 00:30:00,524 --> 00:30:02,178 So, you'd take a break when you could 749 00:30:02,178 --> 00:30:03,788 'cause you'd never get that time back. 750 00:30:03,788 --> 00:30:06,051 Work will still be here in five minutes. 751 00:30:07,270 --> 00:30:08,750 Fine. Fine. 752 00:30:09,881 --> 00:30:11,753 Let's relax. 753 00:30:12,841 --> 00:30:14,277 [sighs] 754 00:30:15,844 --> 00:30:18,368 Ooh, easy, that's a lot of... 755 00:30:18,368 --> 00:30:20,457 I've seen these. 756 00:30:20,457 --> 00:30:21,937 [Uhura grunts] 757 00:30:22,938 --> 00:30:24,548 Wait, you-you know these symbols? 758 00:30:24,548 --> 00:30:26,071 ORTEGAS: I've seen them before. 759 00:30:26,071 --> 00:30:27,507 At Starbase Earhart. 760 00:30:27,507 --> 00:30:29,248 A guy tried to trade me a dom-jot set. 761 00:30:29,248 --> 00:30:31,685 - What's dom-jot? - MARINER: Oh, uh, 762 00:30:31,685 --> 00:30:33,862 it's this billiard game that Nausicaans are terrible at, 763 00:30:33,862 --> 00:30:35,472 yet love to bet on for some reason. 764 00:30:35,472 --> 00:30:38,518 This wasn't a traditional set, it was old. 765 00:30:38,518 --> 00:30:40,694 Ancient old. 766 00:30:40,694 --> 00:30:42,522 Nausicaans... 767 00:30:42,522 --> 00:30:44,611 Wait, give me a second. 768 00:30:45,830 --> 00:30:46,962 Erica, you're brilliant. 769 00:30:46,962 --> 00:30:49,921 This is true, I am. Why? 770 00:30:49,921 --> 00:30:52,924 The glyphs on the portal are an ancient Nausicaan dialect 771 00:30:52,924 --> 00:30:56,058 that's thousands of years old. 772 00:30:56,058 --> 00:30:58,843 - That's why I didn't recognize it before. - MARINER: Oh. 773 00:30:58,843 --> 00:31:00,279 That's why. 774 00:31:00,279 --> 00:31:02,542 Not, you know, taking five to recharge. 775 00:31:03,500 --> 00:31:04,718 Unbelievable. 776 00:31:05,763 --> 00:31:07,286 SPOCK: Ensign Boimler, Nurse Chapel 777 00:31:07,286 --> 00:31:10,115 - told me about your exchange. - She did? 778 00:31:10,115 --> 00:31:12,596 She did not go into detail, but it was easy to extrapolate 779 00:31:12,596 --> 00:31:14,946 that there was something you told her about my future. 780 00:31:14,946 --> 00:31:16,948 - Perhaps I should know? - Nah. 781 00:31:16,948 --> 00:31:19,646 Nah, nothing from me on the old, uh... 782 00:31:19,646 --> 00:31:21,257 future-altering front. 783 00:31:21,257 --> 00:31:23,520 It does not take an expert observer to recognize 784 00:31:23,520 --> 00:31:26,001 that my experiments in human emotion trouble you. 785 00:31:26,001 --> 00:31:28,655 Therefore, I must surmise that my future state-- 786 00:31:28,655 --> 00:31:30,222 the one you are familiar with-- 787 00:31:30,222 --> 00:31:32,268 must be one in which my emotions are minimized. 788 00:31:32,268 --> 00:31:34,052 Must you surmise that? 789 00:31:34,052 --> 00:31:36,663 But you did say something to Christine that upset her. 790 00:31:37,708 --> 00:31:39,362 [sighs] Look, all I said 791 00:31:39,362 --> 00:31:42,321 was that I'm surprised that you're so... 792 00:31:42,321 --> 00:31:43,714 human. 793 00:31:43,714 --> 00:31:48,937 Yes, the universe needs Vulcan Spock, 794 00:31:48,937 --> 00:31:52,244 if everything that I know happens... happens. 795 00:31:52,244 --> 00:31:54,507 And yet I have no choice but to stay true 796 00:31:54,507 --> 00:31:56,248 to the path I have chosen in this time. 797 00:31:56,248 --> 00:31:58,250 If you sway me then my future will have been altered. 798 00:31:58,250 --> 00:32:00,122 Is that not logical? 799 00:32:01,471 --> 00:32:02,864 Unfortunately, it is. 800 00:32:04,604 --> 00:32:06,911 Shall we activate the synthesizer? 801 00:32:06,911 --> 00:32:10,219 Sure, I mean, is-is it gonna, uh, blow my hand off? 802 00:32:10,219 --> 00:32:13,613 - [grunts] - We are separating fissile isotopes at high speeds. 803 00:32:13,613 --> 00:32:15,920 The chance of an explosion is down to a coin flip. 804 00:32:17,574 --> 00:32:20,882 I find myself curious about chance. 805 00:32:23,362 --> 00:32:24,929 Do you feel lucky? 806 00:32:24,929 --> 00:32:27,062 Uh, no, not at all. I, um... 807 00:32:27,062 --> 00:32:29,586 Okay. Uh, so... 808 00:32:29,586 --> 00:32:31,240 [shrieking] 809 00:32:31,240 --> 00:32:33,329 - Okay, is that bad? Are sparks bad? - Yes. 810 00:32:33,329 --> 00:32:34,721 Seek cover. 811 00:32:34,721 --> 00:32:36,854 [shrieks, whimpers] 812 00:32:38,725 --> 00:32:40,118 Aah! 813 00:32:49,867 --> 00:32:51,913 I've ruined everything. 814 00:32:54,176 --> 00:32:55,394 - [sighs] - PELIA: Oh, my dear, 815 00:32:55,394 --> 00:32:57,919 there is nothing quite so soothing 816 00:32:57,919 --> 00:33:01,009 as a properly-calibrated warp core. 817 00:33:02,967 --> 00:33:04,664 You're one of those future kids. 818 00:33:04,664 --> 00:33:07,102 Was. Um... 819 00:33:07,102 --> 00:33:10,714 Now I'm one of those, uh, stuck-here kids. 820 00:33:10,714 --> 00:33:12,934 Also, I'm a man. 821 00:33:13,978 --> 00:33:16,981 You don't happen to know about Setlik II-- did we, uh, 822 00:33:16,981 --> 00:33:20,158 find more grain for the colonists there? 823 00:33:20,158 --> 00:33:22,987 "More" was never on the table. That's all anyone had. 824 00:33:22,987 --> 00:33:26,643 It was specially made to grow in their biome. 825 00:33:26,643 --> 00:33:29,951 - So, now we'll just try and... - You're relocating them. 826 00:33:29,951 --> 00:33:31,778 But they've been there for generations. 827 00:33:31,778 --> 00:33:35,173 There has to be something else we can do. 828 00:33:35,173 --> 00:33:38,437 Yes. Find a time travel device 829 00:33:38,437 --> 00:33:40,439 and use it to stop yourself 830 00:33:40,439 --> 00:33:42,441 from messing everything up! 831 00:33:42,441 --> 00:33:45,270 Thank you. That's helpful. 832 00:33:48,012 --> 00:33:51,450 I look up to everyone on this ship, but... 833 00:33:52,974 --> 00:33:55,324 ...turns out I don't belong here. 834 00:33:55,324 --> 00:33:58,066 I mean, how can I fix everything that I... 835 00:33:58,066 --> 00:34:00,677 that I screwed up? 836 00:34:00,677 --> 00:34:03,462 I'm a Lanthanite. 837 00:34:03,462 --> 00:34:05,987 I've lived for thousands of years. 838 00:34:07,510 --> 00:34:09,338 Most heroes I've seen... 839 00:34:10,556 --> 00:34:13,211 ...are just pretending half the time. 840 00:34:13,211 --> 00:34:16,562 Mm. There's this one guy I remember. 841 00:34:16,562 --> 00:34:18,738 He said to me, 842 00:34:18,738 --> 00:34:21,219 "I always pretended 843 00:34:21,219 --> 00:34:25,093 "to be someone I wanted to be 844 00:34:25,093 --> 00:34:28,009 "until finally 845 00:34:28,009 --> 00:34:29,967 "I became 846 00:34:29,967 --> 00:34:32,578 "that someone... 847 00:34:32,578 --> 00:34:35,016 or he became me." 848 00:34:53,643 --> 00:34:55,862 Okay, okay, um... 849 00:34:55,862 --> 00:34:57,690 all right. 850 00:34:57,690 --> 00:34:59,257 - Ah. - Whoa! 851 00:34:59,257 --> 00:35:00,693 - Holy Q! - Don't! 852 00:35:00,693 --> 00:35:02,739 Don't yell Q! They haven't met him yet. 853 00:35:02,739 --> 00:35:04,480 They had kind of a Trelane thing going on. 854 00:35:04,480 --> 00:35:06,047 - What are you doing? - What are you doing? 855 00:35:06,047 --> 00:35:07,178 Are you stealing a shuttle? 856 00:35:07,178 --> 00:35:08,440 I'm not st... Oh, fudge. 857 00:35:10,747 --> 00:35:12,314 What happened to your new best friend Uhura? 858 00:35:12,314 --> 00:35:14,185 Oh, Uhura's awesome. 859 00:35:14,185 --> 00:35:16,753 Yeah, but the, uh, the translation was a bust. 860 00:35:16,753 --> 00:35:18,581 - Wait, she couldn't crack it? - No, she could. 861 00:35:18,581 --> 00:35:20,278 Thank you. Problem is all it said was 862 00:35:20,278 --> 00:35:22,585 -"This is a time portal." - Crap. 863 00:35:22,585 --> 00:35:24,978 - Yeah. - This era's weird. 864 00:35:24,978 --> 00:35:26,502 I know. Have you noticed how slow everybody talks? 865 00:35:26,502 --> 00:35:27,807 - Yeah, and quietly. - Yeah. 866 00:35:27,807 --> 00:35:29,374 So, what's with the shuttle? 867 00:35:29,374 --> 00:35:31,028 Well, ever since I've got here, all I've done 868 00:35:31,028 --> 00:35:33,465 is open my big, stupid mouth and screw everything up, 869 00:35:33,465 --> 00:35:35,989 but if I want to be a hero, I have to fix things. 870 00:35:35,989 --> 00:35:37,295 Ooh, what are we fixing? 871 00:35:37,295 --> 00:35:38,557 The Orions took grain in exchange 872 00:35:38,557 --> 00:35:39,993 for the portal, so I figured 873 00:35:39,993 --> 00:35:42,431 if we're gonna be stuck here anyway, 874 00:35:42,431 --> 00:35:44,085 might as well trade it back 875 00:35:44,085 --> 00:35:45,912 and give that food to people who really need it. 876 00:35:45,912 --> 00:35:47,871 Doesn't that thing need to be on Crumhat-D in the future? 877 00:35:47,871 --> 00:35:49,351 - Krulmuth-B. - Whatever. 878 00:35:49,351 --> 00:35:52,049 And I'm... done 879 00:35:52,049 --> 00:35:53,616 worrying about the future. 880 00:35:55,183 --> 00:35:57,315 I want to help people now. 881 00:35:59,230 --> 00:36:01,145 And the shuttle has a separate communications array. 882 00:36:01,145 --> 00:36:03,800 Easier to bypass security, get a message to the Orions. 883 00:36:03,800 --> 00:36:05,889 - All right, sneaky Boimy. - [chuckles] 884 00:36:05,889 --> 00:36:07,673 I like it. 885 00:36:07,673 --> 00:36:09,022 But you're not good at breaking protocol. 886 00:36:09,022 --> 00:36:10,023 You're gonna need an accomplice. 887 00:36:10,023 --> 00:36:11,851 And I never get caught. 888 00:36:11,851 --> 00:36:13,592 - LA'AN: What are you doing? - Oh! Oh, no. - [shrieks] 889 00:36:13,592 --> 00:36:15,333 Sorry, sorry. 890 00:36:16,856 --> 00:36:18,162 Hi. 891 00:36:23,036 --> 00:36:25,126 You're lucky Uhura likes to monitor local comm traffic 892 00:36:25,126 --> 00:36:28,129 and was able to block your signal. Over there. 893 00:36:29,173 --> 00:36:32,002 It could have easily escalated to a bad place. 894 00:36:32,002 --> 00:36:33,830 I'm having you both confined to quarters 895 00:36:33,830 --> 00:36:35,962 until we reach Starbase One. Then you'll be their problem. 896 00:36:35,962 --> 00:36:39,183 Lieutenant, I'd like a moment alone with them both, please. 897 00:36:39,183 --> 00:36:40,358 Sir. 898 00:36:43,448 --> 00:36:46,016 - Mr. Boimler. - [door whooshes open, closed] 899 00:36:46,016 --> 00:36:48,192 For a guy who seems like a rule-follower, 900 00:36:48,192 --> 00:36:49,498 you certainly break a lot of them. 901 00:36:49,498 --> 00:36:51,064 And Ms. Mariner. 902 00:36:51,064 --> 00:36:54,285 I thought you were here to save your friend, 903 00:36:54,285 --> 00:36:55,591 not make his situation worse. 904 00:36:55,591 --> 00:36:58,898 Look, it was all me, okay? I just... 905 00:36:58,898 --> 00:37:00,552 I don't think Boimler can handle getting thrown in the brig 906 00:37:00,552 --> 00:37:02,554 by a guy who he dressed up as for Halloween. 907 00:37:02,554 --> 00:37:04,991 Oh, he... Really? 908 00:37:04,991 --> 00:37:06,819 Yeah, he had to contour the hell out of the jawline, too. 909 00:37:06,819 --> 00:37:07,951 It-it was a process, yeah. 910 00:37:07,951 --> 00:37:09,822 [chuckles] 911 00:37:09,822 --> 00:37:11,824 Look. [sighs] 912 00:37:11,824 --> 00:37:14,218 I want to ask you both 913 00:37:14,218 --> 00:37:16,046 for a personal favor. 914 00:37:16,046 --> 00:37:18,266 Mr. Boimler. 915 00:37:18,266 --> 00:37:20,529 I heard that you've been encouraging my crew 916 00:37:20,529 --> 00:37:22,226 to throw me a surprise party. 917 00:37:22,226 --> 00:37:24,097 Please stop doing that. 918 00:37:24,097 --> 00:37:26,622 It's just... 919 00:37:26,622 --> 00:37:29,712 you never know how many birthdays you have left, 920 00:37:29,712 --> 00:37:31,192 - [quietly]: What are you doing? - and-and... 921 00:37:31,192 --> 00:37:32,976 right now, you have friends 922 00:37:32,976 --> 00:37:35,457 who want to celebrate you. 923 00:37:35,457 --> 00:37:37,372 While you still can. 924 00:37:37,372 --> 00:37:39,983 [clicks tongue] Ah. 925 00:37:39,983 --> 00:37:42,246 Think I know what you're getting at. And I already know. 926 00:37:42,246 --> 00:37:45,249 - Uh, you know about... - You... So, you know about the whole... 927 00:37:45,249 --> 00:37:46,990 - What specifically do you know about? - Not wanting a party 928 00:37:46,990 --> 00:37:48,557 has nothing to do with what's going to happen to me. 929 00:37:48,557 --> 00:37:50,254 It's about 930 00:37:50,254 --> 00:37:52,082 what's already happened. 931 00:37:53,953 --> 00:37:55,303 What do you mean? 932 00:37:55,303 --> 00:37:58,654 My father-- 933 00:37:58,654 --> 00:38:00,743 we didn't get along. 934 00:38:00,743 --> 00:38:03,659 Frankly, there were times I downright hated his guts. 935 00:38:05,182 --> 00:38:08,359 [scoffs] We never resolved things. 936 00:38:10,187 --> 00:38:11,884 This is the first year 937 00:38:11,884 --> 00:38:14,104 I'll be older than he was when he died. 938 00:38:14,104 --> 00:38:16,759 But I'd give years 939 00:38:16,759 --> 00:38:18,151 off my own life 940 00:38:18,151 --> 00:38:20,850 if we could have one more argument. 941 00:38:20,850 --> 00:38:22,591 So, 942 00:38:22,591 --> 00:38:25,594 my plan was to finish this mission 943 00:38:25,594 --> 00:38:29,467 then sit in a fishing cabin on Setlik II's ice moon, 944 00:38:29,467 --> 00:38:32,514 bring a good bottle of whiskey and have that talk. 945 00:38:32,514 --> 00:38:34,646 I'm sorry about your dad. 946 00:38:34,646 --> 00:38:36,779 But I wonder... 947 00:38:36,779 --> 00:38:40,435 if, someday, you're not around anymore, 948 00:38:40,435 --> 00:38:42,480 how many people on this ship 949 00:38:42,480 --> 00:38:44,961 would wish they had another day to talk to you? 950 00:38:48,965 --> 00:38:51,010 Sometimes it's hard to visit the past. 951 00:38:51,010 --> 00:38:54,187 - Yeah, I mean, I didn't want to be here at all. - Shh. This... 952 00:38:58,279 --> 00:38:59,410 You know... 953 00:39:02,065 --> 00:39:05,373 I can understand what it must feel like-- 954 00:39:05,373 --> 00:39:07,331 the both of you coming here. 955 00:39:08,332 --> 00:39:10,334 I try to think how I would feel 956 00:39:10,334 --> 00:39:12,293 setting foot on Archer's Enterprise. 957 00:39:12,293 --> 00:39:14,251 Oh, the NX-01? Don't worry, 958 00:39:14,251 --> 00:39:16,166 Boimler would freak out about that, too. 959 00:39:16,166 --> 00:39:17,776 The NX-01. 960 00:39:17,776 --> 00:39:19,212 They don't make them like that ship anymore, huh? 961 00:39:19,212 --> 00:39:22,433 No, they do. 962 00:39:22,433 --> 00:39:24,174 Captain... 963 00:39:24,174 --> 00:39:26,045 I think I know how to get us home. 964 00:39:31,442 --> 00:39:33,705 BOIMLER: When I first arrived, I brought expectations 965 00:39:33,705 --> 00:39:35,359 of each of you from the future. 966 00:39:35,359 --> 00:39:37,143 And not only was that dangerous, 967 00:39:37,143 --> 00:39:40,408 it denied the reality of who you are right now. 968 00:39:40,408 --> 00:39:42,323 So, I'd like to apologize to you all 969 00:39:42,323 --> 00:39:44,368 - with a limerick. - UNA: Or you could just 970 00:39:44,368 --> 00:39:46,370 - get to the point. - BOIMLER: I don't have to do the limerick. 971 00:39:46,370 --> 00:39:48,067 I don't have to... Mariner, why don't you... 972 00:39:48,067 --> 00:39:49,504 MARINER: Okay, so, one time, Boimler dragged me 973 00:39:49,504 --> 00:39:50,722 to the Starship History Museum. 974 00:39:50,722 --> 00:39:52,202 Dragged? You ran up to the doors. 975 00:39:52,202 --> 00:39:53,290 No, I didn't. It was boring. I hated it. 976 00:39:53,290 --> 00:39:54,900 Anyway, um, so, 977 00:39:54,900 --> 00:39:57,338 they had the NX-01 there. Archer's Enterprise. 978 00:39:57,338 --> 00:39:59,688 BOIMLER: Yeah, yeah, classic design. Plus it had, you know, 979 00:39:59,688 --> 00:40:01,167 - the grapplers. - Skip that part. They don't care. 980 00:40:01,167 --> 00:40:03,126 - I love grapplers. - See? 981 00:40:03,126 --> 00:40:04,954 - All right. - Anyway, 982 00:40:04,954 --> 00:40:06,695 later on in the tour, they said that 983 00:40:06,695 --> 00:40:09,480 ships back then actually used horonium alloy 984 00:40:09,480 --> 00:40:10,481 in their hulls. 985 00:40:10,481 --> 00:40:12,483 Ta-da! 986 00:40:13,658 --> 00:40:16,269 So we need to dig an NX class ship out of mothballs? 987 00:40:16,269 --> 00:40:17,793 No, because the tradition is 988 00:40:17,793 --> 00:40:19,272 every time a new vessel's commissioned... 989 00:40:19,272 --> 00:40:20,404 Construction starts with a piece 990 00:40:20,404 --> 00:40:21,623 of the last ship to bear its name. 991 00:40:21,623 --> 00:40:23,233 ORTEGAS: Meaning there should be 992 00:40:23,233 --> 00:40:25,104 a piece of horonium inside the Enterprise. 993 00:40:25,104 --> 00:40:27,193 - Yeah. Yeah. - Yeah. - SPOCK: Do you know where 994 00:40:27,193 --> 00:40:29,108 the section is located? 995 00:40:29,108 --> 00:40:32,416 - I don't, but... - Surprise, I paid attention. 996 00:40:32,416 --> 00:40:34,070 Without being asked. 997 00:40:34,070 --> 00:40:35,767 This guy was distracted by the grapplers. 998 00:40:35,767 --> 00:40:37,334 - [Ortegas snorts] - SPOCK: It is surprising 999 00:40:37,334 --> 00:40:38,727 because she normally does not pay attention. 1000 00:40:43,514 --> 00:40:44,907 [Uhura sighs] 1001 00:40:44,907 --> 00:40:48,432 Oh, careful with my floor. I use that! 1002 00:40:48,432 --> 00:40:51,522 It is illogical to assume that you are the only one. 1003 00:40:51,522 --> 00:40:53,263 One, two. I can't believe 1004 00:40:53,263 --> 00:40:55,265 all this time, we have been walking 1005 00:40:55,265 --> 00:40:56,962 over a piece of history. 1006 00:40:56,962 --> 00:40:58,877 I'm a huge fan of Travis Mayweather. 1007 00:40:58,877 --> 00:41:01,576 First pilot of the NX-01. 1008 00:41:01,576 --> 00:41:04,187 My middle school gym was named after him. 1009 00:41:04,187 --> 00:41:05,841 UHURA: Hoshi Sato was on that ship, too. 1010 00:41:05,841 --> 00:41:08,365 You know she spoke 86 languages? 1011 00:41:08,365 --> 00:41:10,454 I wrote three papers on her at the Academy. 1012 00:41:10,454 --> 00:41:12,674 [ding] 1013 00:41:12,674 --> 00:41:14,458 Are we sounding like... 1014 00:41:14,458 --> 00:41:16,504 UHURA: Them? 1015 00:41:16,504 --> 00:41:17,592 Indeed. 1016 00:41:17,592 --> 00:41:20,464 It is exhausting. 1017 00:41:20,464 --> 00:41:22,205 [door whooshes open] 1018 00:41:23,641 --> 00:41:26,339 - [Boimler chuckles] - [door whooshes closed] 1019 00:41:26,339 --> 00:41:27,906 Hi. 1020 00:41:27,906 --> 00:41:29,865 Is there a problem, Ensign? 1021 00:41:29,865 --> 00:41:32,084 Listen, I-I may have given you the wrong impression 1022 00:41:32,084 --> 00:41:35,566 about Boimler's poster. It-it's for recruitment. 1023 00:41:35,566 --> 00:41:37,089 Yeah, you're the literal 1024 00:41:37,089 --> 00:41:40,310 poster girl/woman for Starfleet. 1025 00:41:41,616 --> 00:41:43,269 - Come on, come on. - Uh... 1026 00:41:43,269 --> 00:41:46,055 - You should have led with that part. - Yeah. 1027 00:41:46,055 --> 00:41:47,709 - This is true? - BOIMLER: Uh, yes, sir, 1028 00:41:47,709 --> 00:41:49,928 Number One, sir. Uh... 1029 00:41:49,928 --> 00:41:53,628 It was a really big reason why I joined. 1030 00:41:53,628 --> 00:41:55,717 Ad astra per aspera. 1031 00:41:58,459 --> 00:41:59,982 They put that on the poster? 1032 00:42:01,157 --> 00:42:02,898 And I put it in my bunk. 1033 00:42:04,247 --> 00:42:06,989 I meant for that to sound a lot more admiring than it did. 1034 00:42:08,033 --> 00:42:09,905 Your flagrant disregard for temporal protocols 1035 00:42:09,905 --> 00:42:12,037 by telling me this is deeply troubling. 1036 00:42:16,477 --> 00:42:18,348 But thanks, all the same. 1037 00:42:19,349 --> 00:42:20,829 [door whooshes open] 1038 00:42:20,829 --> 00:42:22,221 ♪ 1039 00:42:23,701 --> 00:42:25,268 [laughs] 1040 00:42:30,839 --> 00:42:33,450 Live long and prosper, Mr. Boimler. 1041 00:42:33,450 --> 00:42:35,408 [gasps softly] 1042 00:42:39,630 --> 00:42:40,762 Energize. 1043 00:42:40,762 --> 00:42:43,852 I-I'll... You also live and... 1044 00:42:49,248 --> 00:42:51,947 We got your message about the portal. 1045 00:42:51,947 --> 00:42:53,557 That was a mistake. 1046 00:42:53,557 --> 00:42:56,429 That message was sent without my authorization. 1047 00:42:56,429 --> 00:42:57,866 I'm afraid we still need it. 1048 00:42:57,866 --> 00:43:00,216 I do not like having my time wasted, 1049 00:43:00,216 --> 00:43:02,087 - Captain. - It's not his fault. 1050 00:43:02,087 --> 00:43:04,176 - It's mine. - And mine. - LA'AN: It's true. 1051 00:43:04,176 --> 00:43:05,438 It's their fault. 1052 00:43:05,438 --> 00:43:07,136 BOIMLER: We called you because 1053 00:43:07,136 --> 00:43:08,833 we didn't want those Federation colonists to starve. 1054 00:43:08,833 --> 00:43:10,356 Yeah, plus we were kind of going through 1055 00:43:10,356 --> 00:43:11,488 a quarter-life crisis type of thing. 1056 00:43:11,488 --> 00:43:13,229 You know, you meet your heroes, 1057 00:43:13,229 --> 00:43:14,883 and then you're like, "What have I done with my life? 1058 00:43:14,883 --> 00:43:16,493 - I'm trash, right?" - You went through that, too? 1059 00:43:16,493 --> 00:43:18,756 Absolutely. You met Uhura. She's the total package. 1060 00:43:18,756 --> 00:43:20,628 - It is intimidating. - BOIMLER: Because I was going through the same thing 1061 00:43:20,628 --> 00:43:21,933 - with Spock, so... - I know. I didn't want to... - Earlier, 1062 00:43:21,933 --> 00:43:23,587 you will recall, I told you that 1063 00:43:23,587 --> 00:43:25,067 we were here for routine surveys. 1064 00:43:25,067 --> 00:43:27,373 Well, here's the whole truth. 1065 00:43:27,373 --> 00:43:29,941 That is a time portal. 1066 00:43:29,941 --> 00:43:33,205 And these two are from the future, and... 1067 00:43:33,205 --> 00:43:36,382 - we need the portal to get them home. - Really? 1068 00:43:36,382 --> 00:43:39,472 To a future where it's considered offensive 1069 00:43:39,472 --> 00:43:41,387 to assume an Orion is a pirate. 1070 00:43:41,387 --> 00:43:43,738 MARINER: Yeah. And, actually, you know, one of our 1071 00:43:43,738 --> 00:43:46,175 best friends in Starfleet is an Orion officer. 1072 00:43:46,175 --> 00:43:48,612 A scientist. Although she does also 1073 00:43:48,612 --> 00:43:51,267 go by the name Mistress of the Winter Constellations. 1074 00:43:51,267 --> 00:43:52,877 - It's very strange. - That name. 1075 00:43:52,877 --> 00:43:55,140 Her great-grandmother's on your ship. 1076 00:43:55,140 --> 00:43:56,489 Her name's Tendi. 1077 00:43:56,489 --> 00:43:58,491 I have an Astrea Tendi on my ship. 1078 00:43:58,491 --> 00:44:00,058 How do you know that? 1079 00:44:00,058 --> 00:44:01,843 - Well... Yeah. - Because we are time travelers, 1080 00:44:01,843 --> 00:44:03,540 as we've been telling you. I feel like he doesn't listen. 1081 00:44:03,540 --> 00:44:04,933 PIKE: How-how about this. 1082 00:44:04,933 --> 00:44:06,369 You let us use the portal 1083 00:44:06,369 --> 00:44:10,242 and as far as history is concerned, 1084 00:44:10,242 --> 00:44:11,983 Orions discovered it. 1085 00:44:11,983 --> 00:44:14,856 Orion scientists. 1086 00:44:18,686 --> 00:44:20,775 That's all I've ever wanted. 1087 00:44:36,791 --> 00:44:38,357 RUTHERFORD: There they are! Should we go get them? 1088 00:44:38,357 --> 00:44:39,968 TENDI: Hang on! We'll be right there! 1089 00:44:39,968 --> 00:44:42,100 - Oh, no, no, no, we'll come to you. - Just, no. 1090 00:44:48,063 --> 00:44:50,152 It was good to meet you, Captain. 1091 00:45:08,083 --> 00:45:09,911 Wha... 1092 00:45:09,911 --> 00:45:11,477 They seemed nice. 1093 00:45:11,477 --> 00:45:13,566 [sighs] Tendi, you were right. 1094 00:45:13,566 --> 00:45:15,656 It turns out Orions did discover this portal. 1095 00:45:15,656 --> 00:45:17,875 I know. I told you. My great- grandmother discovered it. 1096 00:45:17,875 --> 00:45:19,834 - Ooh, Astrea, right? - That's right. 1097 00:45:19,834 --> 00:45:21,966 But how'd you know her name? [short chuckle] 1098 00:45:25,187 --> 00:45:27,885 Thanks for coming back to the T.O.S. era to get me. 1099 00:45:27,885 --> 00:45:29,017 You picked that up from Ransom. 1100 00:45:29,017 --> 00:45:30,409 Why does he always call it that? 1101 00:45:30,409 --> 00:45:31,976 It stands for Those Old Scientists. 1102 00:45:31,976 --> 00:45:33,717 - Huh. They seemed pretty young to me. - Oh! 1103 00:45:33,717 --> 00:45:35,153 Numero Una. 1104 00:45:35,153 --> 00:45:36,851 Hottest First Officer 1105 00:45:36,851 --> 00:45:38,722 - in Starfleet history. - Ow! 1106 00:45:38,722 --> 00:45:40,463 Hey, hey! How was the mission, Mariner? 1107 00:45:40,463 --> 00:45:42,291 Never seen you fight to get work before. 1108 00:45:42,291 --> 00:45:44,249 Captain was just gonna send cadets to that portal, 1109 00:45:44,249 --> 00:45:45,294 but she called dibs. 1110 00:45:45,294 --> 00:45:47,383 It was boring. Go away. 1111 00:45:47,383 --> 00:45:49,951 You fought to get this mission? 1112 00:45:49,951 --> 00:45:51,909 - You did it just so I'd get to go. - No. 1113 00:45:51,909 --> 00:45:54,129 Ransom's just an idiot with a bad memory 1114 00:45:54,129 --> 00:45:56,131 'cause he sleeps facedown like a baby. Shut up. 1115 00:45:56,131 --> 00:45:57,480 Huh. 1116 00:46:10,711 --> 00:46:14,018 When we shouted "Surprise!" you didn't seem very surprised. 1117 00:46:14,018 --> 00:46:15,716 Come on, Number One. I knew. 1118 00:46:15,716 --> 00:46:17,413 That's why I cancelled my fishing trip. 1119 00:46:17,413 --> 00:46:18,719 Someone reminded me that maybe 1120 00:46:18,719 --> 00:46:20,024 I should celebrate with my friends. 1121 00:46:20,024 --> 00:46:22,070 Okay, next month for movie night, 1122 00:46:22,070 --> 00:46:24,289 I'm programming an Andorian comedy. 1123 00:46:24,289 --> 00:46:26,683 Mm-hmm. Turns out the secret to getting Uhura to relax 1124 00:46:26,683 --> 00:46:28,554 is making it feel like work. 1125 00:46:28,554 --> 00:46:31,079 I believe you are going to be her next project, Lieutenant. 1126 00:46:31,079 --> 00:46:32,907 God help me. 1127 00:46:32,907 --> 00:46:35,474 Mm, what exactly have we been drinking for the last hour? 1128 00:46:35,474 --> 00:46:37,346 - [grunts "I don't know."] - ORTEGAS: Orion hurricanes. 1129 00:46:37,346 --> 00:46:40,131 Caras gave us a bottle of real Orion delaq, 1130 00:46:40,131 --> 00:46:41,480 so they're genuine. 1131 00:46:41,480 --> 00:46:43,265 Interesting flavor. 1132 00:46:43,265 --> 00:46:45,267 Does anyone else feel strange? 1133 00:46:45,267 --> 00:46:47,922 Why does everything feel so... two-dimensional? 1134 00:46:47,922 --> 00:46:50,054 My arms don't normally do this. 1135 00:46:50,054 --> 00:46:52,796 My eyes feel huge. Do my eyes look huge? 1136 00:46:52,796 --> 00:46:55,103 ALL: Hmm... Hmm? 1137 00:46:55,103 --> 00:46:57,714 What the hell is in these things?! 1138 00:47:03,676 --> 00:47:06,636 Captioning sponsored by CBS 1139 00:47:06,636 --> 00:47:09,726 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org 84016

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