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[threatening film music]
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Since the dawn of time...
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[Film Music: "Thus Spoke Zarathustra"]
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there have been vampires.
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[Hitler] Heil!
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[Elliot] In fact...humans, and vampires
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have been secretly warringfor thousands of years.
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But through the centuries,they have always been out liars
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[Techno song "Wubble
Telescope" by Mikey Geiger]
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[Elliot] And then there's me.
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Yup.
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It ain't your classicvampire tale
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or one of the bullshit romanceswith emo teen girls
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and their heartthrobdouchebag boyfriends.
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This one's about revenge.
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Pure and simple.
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Oh, yeah,and these fucking idiots.
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JACK:
Stream Team, 29th of April.
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Stream Team TV.
Me, Mario Lopez, in the cage.
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I'm gonna fuck that
pussy-ass bitch.
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[Pop song "Money" by Chantry Smith)
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JACK:
Check it, juice cleanse.
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Lemon, cayenne pepper, water.
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11, 12, come on, one more.
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Hm, tastes like shit.
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Hey Liz-Kids, it's official:
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The countdown to the wedding has begun.
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Today, with this stream,I wanna share with you
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a perfect look for anyone's wedding.Especially mine.
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I'll see you there.
Like and subscribe.
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Hey, my Jullionaires.
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I'm sharing my last big
surprise before the party of the year.
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That's right.
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My favorite assholes Jack
and Liz are getting married.
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JK, I love them so much.They're like family to me.
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[Flynn] Oh, nice try, Blake 3,you come with that lamb shit again,
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I'll smear your whackout of there, all over this level.
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Aren't you two supposed to be
getting married in like six hours?
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Okay, you know what,
it's not your wedding, Flynn. It's ours.
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It's fine. Just hear him out.
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So, I got a call
from Steven Rektor's people.
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Apparently, he and his wife
personally requested
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the Stream Team
a.k.a. you lucky fucks,
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to come out to his retreat
in Mexico.
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And chat about his huge
ambassador deal.
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-I'm talking millions.
-That guy?
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ELLIOT:
Steven motherfucking Rektor.
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This shithead is a number oneon the kill list.
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Unlike many of his nefariousmasters of the universe peers,
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his secret thatBernie fucking made off
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his Ponzi scheme and--and that Fyre Festival, which I attended, by the way
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Looked likehumanitarian missions.
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That's right, this dude,and his perfect ice queen wifey.
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I mean, what we're talkingabout here is a path to a healthier future.
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Our trials have worked.
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And once we release thisto the world,
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and I do intend make this free to every personaround the globe, this will be my greatest legacy.
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ELLIOT:
Bloodsucking beastsin a long line mass
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of mass murderingfanged phantoms.
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Waiting to pouncewith a product
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that'll lead the lambsright to the slaughter.
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Steven Rektor's saving
the planet, Flynn.
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David says all ten of his homes
are carbon neutral
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and he donated like a cool half billion
to the Amazon rainforests, which we love.
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Maybe he's not so terrible.
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[sheep baws]
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NARRATOR 1:
We help farmers grow the food
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that grows a life.
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We foster care for the youngand young at heart.
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In a growing worldforever challenged
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by mother natureand the laws of uncertainty,
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rest assured that the good peopleof Rektor Biotech are looking out for your future.
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Building a community,a family
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and a legacythat will live on and on,
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long after we're gone.
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Rektor Biotech,
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building a legacythat will live on and on.
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[Flynn] You know, I didn't fight with you
about dating her.
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Okay, I didn't have a shitfit
when you announced
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your engagement publicly
without telling me.
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But ah, Jack, I mean,
this is just-- this is too much.
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Like, you're better than this.
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I appreciate you caring.
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But Flynn, honestly,
it's not that big a deal.
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You know we can get married
anywhere, anytime.
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-Anytime?
-Yeah.
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You invited everyone
we know today.
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And now, because she wants
to go after some creepy billionaire's wallet,
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you're throwing out
your own wedding day.
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-I mean...
-Uh, alright, it's not that simple, okay.
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You know, I've got
responsibilities now.
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FLYNN:
Ugh.
What is her fucking problem?
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Doesn't she know
this could change our lives?
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JACK:
The deal is up on our house
in two months.
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Maserati wants the cars back,
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Liz's beauty kit didn't,
quite perform as well as we'd hoped.
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Ha! Of course, it didn't.
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Everything that she touches
turns to shit.
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-She's dragging you down, J--
-Alright, Flynn, stop.
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-You need to give Liz a break.
-No, fuck that.
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She's nothing but a gold digger
and I'm done hearing your excuses for her.
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Wow.
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Hey, are you guys ready yet?
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-Yeah.
-No!
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[rap song "Road Trip"
by Dawin and Toothpick]
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[Elliot]
Welcome to the wild westof equal opportunity
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mindfuckery, baby.
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Courtesy of your favoritemommy blogger.
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Half-naked Insta model,Facetune, Snapchatter
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and semi-famous pop star,and your TikTok.
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But the way I see it,this group of massively popular shitheads...
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...might just be the keyto shutting down the whole damn vampire cabal.
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Fuck!
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LIZ:
Pre-wedding,super top secret mission
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with the gang hashtag shh,hashtag fun in the sun, hashtag wifeyyy.
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JULES:
Can't believe my bffis about to get married.
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Hashtag party bus. Hashtag SOS.Hashtag we getting lit.
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JACK:
Hey, bye byeto this pretty face, ladies.
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Hashtag sexy.Hashtag all for likes.
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Hashtag bachelor.Handsome playboy Insta famous.
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[Pop song "Never Stop
Dreaming" by Neon Beach]
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We love you Stream Team!
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Hey guys, so you're probably wondering
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what happened to the wedding?
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We called it off? Did Liz get cold feet?
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-Hell no.
-No way, baby. We're all good.
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We're just on a super-secret
pre-wedding side mission.
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Say hi, guys.
Say, what up?
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-Whoo. What's up?
-Don't wanna play?
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So, we're good
and we will check in with you later.
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Muah. Love you.
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[rap song "Road Trip"
by Darwin and Toothpick]
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David, what the hell?
I thought you said this thing
had seamless Wi-Fi.
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Well, it's working just fine
for me.
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JULES:
Same here, babe.
You probably just hit
a dead zone.
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Ugh, man meat is being such
a whiny little bitch.
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-Who?
-Jason. You know, my side thing.
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"How could I leave without
saying goodbye?"
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I swear, sometimes I really miss
toxic masculinity.
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JACK:
Hey, I'm still
toxically masculine.
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What bitches, ho, what?
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I thought Jason
was your boyfriend.
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Boyfriend? Don't get it twisted.
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-You said you were gonna marry him!
-I say a lot of things.
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FLYNN:
I think maybe you're just
looking for like
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a Disney fantasy relationship
with a Prince Charming,
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when maybe you need
to find patience
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and some good in people
and get past your own fears.
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Thank you,
but I really don't need
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your heteronormative ideas
on romance.
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-Heteronormative? Dude, I'm a lesbian.
-Exactly. Shackled by labels.
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-Yo David, where we at?
-LIZ: Lost.
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We're over an hour late
and the sun is going down.
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Not my fault. It's this Waze.
It keeps losing signal and moving our location.
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Oh, God, he seriously,
he just missed another turn.
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Yeah, David, uh, one question.
Do you think you could manage
to get us there?
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-[Jack chuckles]
-DAVID: Shut up! You guys are ruining
my concentration.
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This ruin your concentration,
David?
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-Like this...
-[Jules] Ladies...
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-Oh, no...
-[Jack chuckles]
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JACK:
David, does this ruin
your concentration?
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-It's not funny.
-[making gagging noises]
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Come on.
Stop acting like kids.
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-Please, David, I'm so bored.
-Yeah, guys, stop.
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You can't drive, David. Really?
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This is really important,
you guys.
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[rap song "Street
Knowledge" by KC Carter]
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Who the fuck is this guy?
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-Don't worry, I'll handle this.
-Well, that's a terrible idea.
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Well, he seems fun.
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Shut up, he can hear you.
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Jack, why don't you just go
tell him who we are.
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Um, I don't think
he's gonna care.
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Look, I'm gonna talk to him.
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-Just act cool, guys. I got this.
-Do you?
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-Hey, buddy.
-Not your buddy.
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Ah, okay. Hi.
Sir, how are you doing? I'm Jack.
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-Am I supposed to give a shit?
-Okay.
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Hey, I am--
I love your sunglasses.
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Are they vintage Ray-Ban?
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Fuck off.
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Okay, I think we're done.
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You got no idea of how much
trouble you're in, do you?
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Look, dude,
you came out of nowhere.
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We didn't even hit you
and you're fine.
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-What's your problem?
-My problem is you.
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ELLIOT:
Turn around, get back
in your little party bus.
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Flip a bitch,
and get the fuck out of here.
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Or, and I promise you,
you'll suffer.
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Adult to adult,
you're kinda freaking us out.
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Look, we're really sorry.
We just wanna pass through, so...
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If there's anything we can do,
uh, maybe you need, uh, some extra money.
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I mean if you wanted--
Oh, shit.
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-Whoa, whoa, whoa.
-Hey, hey, hey!
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You've been warned.
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Fucking kids.
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They can't resist an invite
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to act likeself-important assholes.
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Perfect prey for evil predatorslike Rektor.
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Not to mention the temptationof fame and money.
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Now this I know too well.
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Your dad's so lame.
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Maybe if you didn't get a DUI,
we wouldn't have to use him for a ride.
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[pop song "Bus Won't
Stop" by Famous Cats ]
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-What?
-I don't know.
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-Oh, my God, you're not about to back out on this.
-Don't you think it's a little shady?
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An older record label exec inviting two
teenagers to his hotel room for a meeting?
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-So he can listen to our demo, Mol.
-This is how it happens.
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-What?
-Getting raped?
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Molly and Alexx
from Surburban Trash.
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Thought this was supposed to be
a listening party.
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-Are you tripping right now?
-I'm tripping.
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This shit is really happening,
girl.
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Al? Alexx?
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Al?
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[Alexx screams]
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-Jackpot, biatch!
-Fuck you, dude.
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-You scared the crap out of me.
-What's your problem?
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[sighs] Something's off.
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Stop being such a straightedge.
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Just play the demo,
have a beer.
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We'll set a mood.
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[pop music]
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OK, now what?
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We wait.
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[Elliot] First off, the
hotel suite is not even that nice.
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But when you hear somebodyin the other room
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speak in an ancient double tonguewith one of them low demonic filters on it
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that you hear in everyExorcist film...
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[demonic rumble]
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you should probablytake the hint.
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I'm Alexx,
lead singer of Suburban Trash.
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Umm, and this is Molly,
the bassist.
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We've had a few...
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[screams]
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[Molly screams]
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[cries] Oh fuck.
238
00:15:17,243 --> 00:15:19,579
[banging on door]
239
00:15:22,707 --> 00:15:24,876
-[cell phone rings]
-ELLIOT: Guess who?
240
00:15:28,671 --> 00:15:30,507
I'm sorry, daddy,
I screwed up.
241
00:15:30,590 --> 00:15:34,135
-Where are you now?
-[Molly] Eleventh floor.
242
00:15:34,219 --> 00:15:35,553
ELLIOT ON PHONE:
Honey?
243
00:15:35,637 --> 00:15:37,764
-Honey?
-Just make it go away.
244
00:15:42,394 --> 00:15:44,562
ELLIOT:
Every slayer needshis own origin story.
245
00:15:44,646 --> 00:15:46,648
Even your old buddy,Elliot Jones.
246
00:15:47,607 --> 00:15:48,733
Dad?
247
00:15:48,900 --> 00:15:50,860
Sweetie, where--
where are you right now?
248
00:15:50,944 --> 00:15:54,447
-I'm sorry.
-Hey, honey?
249
00:15:54,531 --> 00:15:56,323
[Molly screams]
250
00:15:58,700 --> 00:16:01,203
[Elliot] That night changed everything.
251
00:16:05,290 --> 00:16:08,502
[Pop song "Board" by Mike Doni]
252
00:16:09,420 --> 00:16:11,463
ELLIOT:
Some people mournlike my ex-wife.
253
00:16:11,547 --> 00:16:15,300
With a bunch of pillsand a new boyfriend named Enrique.
254
00:16:17,553 --> 00:16:20,222
But some search for the truth.
255
00:16:20,305 --> 00:16:23,642
And in my case,the truth had fangs.
256
00:16:24,518 --> 00:16:27,020
And thus,my new life began.
257
00:16:28,480 --> 00:16:31,525
As bodies began to mount,there was a pattern.
258
00:16:35,028 --> 00:16:38,699
Folks being murdered,more like harvested,
259
00:16:39,283 --> 00:16:41,118
all had the same thingin common,
260
00:16:41,702 --> 00:16:45,414
their blood,the rarest blood on earth.
261
00:16:49,460 --> 00:16:52,296
Bloodline leading backto these dumb fucks.
262
00:16:53,380 --> 00:16:57,384
[calm instrumental "Out
of the Sun" by Wilasco]
263
00:17:35,339 --> 00:17:37,633
[alienated voice] Dark Evidence!
264
00:17:38,634 --> 00:17:40,928
[Cap] Dude, are you ready?
265
00:17:41,595 --> 00:17:44,723
-You're sitting? You're not gonna believe this shit...
-[Shade] Yes, I'm here.
266
00:17:44,806 --> 00:17:47,518
Everyone thinks this guy's high...
267
00:17:48,519 --> 00:17:50,145
But he might be right.
268
00:17:50,562 --> 00:17:54,566
There's this audio recording
of Rektor in the 1970's.
269
00:17:54,650 --> 00:17:59,071
He was at this uh... eugenics
conference... I wanna say... Paraguay.
270
00:17:59,238 --> 00:18:00,906
You're not gonna believe this shit.
271
00:18:00,989 --> 00:18:02,032
Crazy.
272
00:18:02,115 --> 00:18:05,994
Eugenics?! That pure-blood,
super-race, inbreeding bullshit?
273
00:18:06,078 --> 00:18:09,455
Yes, no, totally. He's totally
into that, the whole family is.
274
00:18:09,664 --> 00:18:12,416
DNA.com... if follows bloodlines,
275
00:18:12,833 --> 00:18:14,835
Royalty, paternity suits...
276
00:18:14,919 --> 00:18:17,755
No hold on, you say Rictor
in the 1970s?
277
00:18:17,838 --> 00:18:22,051
What was he a fucking embryo?
How old can that fucking guy be?
278
00:18:22,134 --> 00:18:23,594
-I know I know.
-Look at him.
279
00:18:23,678 --> 00:18:27,431
He's had this baby smooth face
for the last 40 years, how is that possible?
280
00:18:27,515 --> 00:18:29,559
I know he makes Yoda look like a zygote.
281
00:18:29,642 --> 00:18:31,477
It's weird shit though, dude.
282
00:18:31,561 --> 00:18:34,397
I saw the video. That's the dude!
283
00:18:34,480 --> 00:18:38,943
Steven Rektor, same fucked up
hairdo, same shit eating grin.
284
00:18:39,026 --> 00:18:41,946
He gotta be like 80 by now.
285
00:18:42,029 --> 00:18:45,366
So there's a video of him and
it's the same fucking dude, man?
286
00:18:45,449 --> 00:18:47,660
-Exactly, yeah, that's it.
-That's crazy, dude.
287
00:18:47,743 --> 00:18:51,706
Whatever they're
pumping out over there
288
00:18:51,789 --> 00:18:53,874
at Rektor Bio, give me some
of that shit, man.
289
00:18:53,958 --> 00:18:56,002
Let me mainline that shit.
290
00:18:56,085 --> 00:18:58,129
You said "pumping" and "Rektor".
291
00:18:58,170 --> 00:19:00,214
-Oh, I sure did, yeah.
-This a family show, now...
292
00:19:00,298 --> 00:19:02,592
Yes, Rektor damn near killed her.
293
00:19:02,717 --> 00:19:04,885
Elliot Jones is the
guy that broke the story.
294
00:19:04,969 --> 00:19:06,887
No kidding? Elliot Jones?
295
00:19:06,971 --> 00:19:09,390
-Hand to god!
-That fucking - uh.. catch a criminal guy.
296
00:19:09,473 --> 00:19:11,017
I remember him... yeah...
297
00:19:11,100 --> 00:19:13,019
The son of a bitch still owes me money.
298
00:19:13,102 --> 00:19:17,023
He was like "America's Most
Wanted" for sleazy Hollywood types.
299
00:19:17,106 --> 00:19:22,320
Mid 2000s or so, that guy
300
00:19:22,403 --> 00:19:24,947
was everywhere and then
he suddenly disappeared, poof.
301
00:19:25,031 --> 00:19:26,615
Did he though?
302
00:19:27,407 --> 00:19:30,619
-That's an interesting story.
-All right.
303
00:19:30,702 --> 00:19:33,913
-We'll get into it.
-You'd better.
304
00:19:35,957 --> 00:19:37,417
Jack?
305
00:19:40,378 --> 00:19:42,338
-What's up?
-Look at this.
306
00:19:44,547 --> 00:19:46,549
What is this,
from the Winnebago guy?
307
00:19:46,633 --> 00:19:47,800
Yeah.
308
00:19:47,884 --> 00:19:50,720
What if he isn't threatening us,
he was trying to warn us?
309
00:19:50,803 --> 00:19:52,305
You've been warned.
310
00:19:52,764 --> 00:19:54,056
Oh, with this?
311
00:19:55,140 --> 00:19:57,142
Come on, calm down,
QAnon. [scoffs]
312
00:19:57,225 --> 00:20:00,646
-But you don't know anything.
-What if-- what if this is legit?
313
00:20:00,729 --> 00:20:02,856
Oh, my God.
You always think the worst.
314
00:20:02,939 --> 00:20:06,234
Did it ever occur to you that this might
turn out to be a good thing?
315
00:20:06,652 --> 00:20:09,112
JULES:
Holy shit,
Flynn, come here look.
316
00:20:09,196 --> 00:20:11,239
Jack, Jack, come here,
you have to see this.
317
00:20:11,782 --> 00:20:12,824
Come on.
318
00:20:12,908 --> 00:20:15,493
Listen, I promise you,
it's gonna be fine, okay?
319
00:20:15,951 --> 00:20:18,746
[pop instrumental "Got
Me Like" by Dr. delight]
320
00:20:26,253 --> 00:20:28,756
Oh, my God,
look, is that Harry Rektor?
321
00:20:28,839 --> 00:20:29,923
That's Steven's nephew.
322
00:20:30,006 --> 00:20:33,759
He has the most amazing animal
protection non-profit.
323
00:20:33,842 --> 00:20:35,969
I think I might be in love.
324
00:20:36,345 --> 00:20:38,055
-Hm-mm.
-What?
325
00:20:38,472 --> 00:20:39,807
You told me to grow up.
326
00:20:47,314 --> 00:20:48,565
Look.
327
00:20:48,649 --> 00:20:50,567
Holy shit.
328
00:20:50,651 --> 00:20:51,694
Now, that's cool.
329
00:21:03,747 --> 00:21:06,208
NATALIE:
You must be the Stream Team.
330
00:21:06,291 --> 00:21:07,875
Guilty as charged.
331
00:21:07,959 --> 00:21:11,003
Hmm. Welcome to Rektor Manor.
332
00:21:17,552 --> 00:21:18,636
Come on, come on.
333
00:21:18,720 --> 00:21:20,596
LIZ:
I just,
I love it here already.
334
00:21:20,680 --> 00:21:21,806
JULES:
Hey, my Jullionaires.
335
00:21:21,889 --> 00:21:26,644
We're gonna have an exclusive look
inside Rektor Manor.
336
00:21:26,728 --> 00:21:29,897
-Is it true there's a cryo chamber?
-I love cryo.
337
00:21:33,943 --> 00:21:35,862
Look,
it's a little baby fetus.
338
00:21:49,542 --> 00:21:51,252
Welcome, everyone.
339
00:21:51,335 --> 00:21:54,172
We are so excited to have you
as our guests.
340
00:21:54,255 --> 00:21:56,007
I'm Beverly Rektor.
341
00:21:57,383 --> 00:21:58,801
You're iconic.
342
00:21:58,885 --> 00:22:00,803
Oh, you're so sweet.
343
00:22:00,887 --> 00:22:04,557
-You must be Liz Anthony.
-Queen of online shopping.
344
00:22:05,808 --> 00:22:07,768
Which makes you,
Jack Chambers.
345
00:22:07,851 --> 00:22:09,561
-Hi.
-[Beverly] King of YouTube.
346
00:22:09,644 --> 00:22:11,228
[chuckles] Yeah.
347
00:22:11,312 --> 00:22:14,231
And Jules Jay,
online social goddess.
348
00:22:14,315 --> 00:22:17,067
Oh, [chuckles] I--
I wouldn't say goddess.
349
00:22:17,568 --> 00:22:19,403
Why are people saying that
all the time?
350
00:22:19,779 --> 00:22:21,655
And you are...
351
00:22:21,739 --> 00:22:23,115
David.
352
00:22:23,783 --> 00:22:25,743
Great.
353
00:22:25,826 --> 00:22:28,954
Flynn Chambers,
Twitch icon and pro gamer.
354
00:22:29,038 --> 00:22:32,291
-Am I right? [chuckles]
-Uh, not exactly pro yet.
355
00:22:32,374 --> 00:22:34,001
I hear you have an important
match this evening.
356
00:22:34,084 --> 00:22:37,505
Yeah, it's the um,
Modern Warfare semi-finals.
357
00:22:37,588 --> 00:22:39,548
Oh, I love that game.
358
00:22:39,632 --> 00:22:41,342
-No shit.
-Yeah.
359
00:22:41,425 --> 00:22:42,635
Mind if I watch you--
360
00:22:42,718 --> 00:22:44,678
[fades] Mind if I watch you play?
361
00:22:47,306 --> 00:22:49,225
[gloomy voices]
362
00:22:55,648 --> 00:22:57,024
[Jack] Flynn.
363
00:22:57,316 --> 00:22:58,317
Flynn?
364
00:22:58,400 --> 00:23:00,319
You alright, honey?
365
00:23:00,402 --> 00:23:03,030
Oh, just ignore her.
She's fine, seriously.
366
00:23:07,868 --> 00:23:09,578
Ready to see the rest
of the compound?
367
00:23:10,704 --> 00:23:12,540
Yes, please.
368
00:23:13,499 --> 00:23:17,044
ELLIOT:
All of mankind is divided upinto two species.
369
00:23:17,127 --> 00:23:20,756
Normiesand La Vampiro Nostra.
370
00:23:20,840 --> 00:23:23,884
Syndicates and familieswith different styles,
371
00:23:23,968 --> 00:23:27,847
they're all after the same thing.Our fucking blood.
372
00:23:27,930 --> 00:23:29,557
[Beverly] And this is our fitness center.
373
00:23:31,851 --> 00:23:35,688
ELLIOT:
Any slayer worth two shits and a nickelknows a honeypot when he sees one
374
00:23:55,624 --> 00:23:56,959
[Harry] Hi.
375
00:23:57,877 --> 00:23:59,962
Hey, aren't you that girl?
376
00:24:00,045 --> 00:24:01,797
Am I?
377
00:24:01,881 --> 00:24:03,673
You retweeted my call to action
to save the whales
378
00:24:03,756 --> 00:24:05,884
to like seven million people.
379
00:24:05,967 --> 00:24:09,928
That one thoughtful act really
made a difference, especially to the whales.
380
00:24:10,012 --> 00:24:12,639
What can I say?
I-- I love Willy.
381
00:24:12,723 --> 00:24:17,436
Free Willy. The movie with the whales.
382
00:24:19,062 --> 00:24:20,730
Harry Rektor.
383
00:24:21,439 --> 00:24:23,315
Jules. Jules Jay.
384
00:24:24,482 --> 00:24:26,358
You like to ride, Jules?
385
00:24:27,734 --> 00:24:28,985
Excuse me? [chuckles]
386
00:24:29,068 --> 00:24:30,570
Horses.
387
00:24:30,737 --> 00:24:32,321
Oh, oh.
388
00:24:32,779 --> 00:24:35,364
Yeah. Yeah, mhmm.
Yeah, I love horses.
389
00:24:35,448 --> 00:24:40,411
Umm, ponies.
I really love all sizes.
390
00:24:40,494 --> 00:24:43,372
-Knock-knock. Hey, how's it going?
-Yeah, good.
-How we doing in here?
391
00:24:43,456 --> 00:24:46,542
-How you doing, man?
-I'm sorry, I'm Jack Chambers.
392
00:24:46,626 --> 00:24:48,294
-Is this girl bothering you?
-Fuck off. [chuckles]
393
00:24:48,377 --> 00:24:50,880
-Hey, you fuck off.
-Although, actually I uh...
394
00:24:51,923 --> 00:24:53,131
Oh, um...
395
00:24:54,966 --> 00:24:56,718
Look at that.
That's so fun.
396
00:24:56,801 --> 00:24:59,137
-Uh, this has been great, but we've gotta go.
-We really have to go.
397
00:24:59,220 --> 00:25:00,472
-Oh, okay.
-Yeah, come on.
398
00:25:00,555 --> 00:25:02,682
Dude, it was lovely meeting you.
399
00:25:02,766 --> 00:25:04,434
Yeah, okay.
Let's go, come on.
400
00:25:05,602 --> 00:25:08,605
Meet me at the stables later
and we can take a ride.
401
00:25:08,688 --> 00:25:09,731
Okay.
402
00:25:10,148 --> 00:25:11,399
Yeah, for sure.
403
00:25:16,613 --> 00:25:19,032
[Pop song "Being Human" by Hirsch]
404
00:25:22,452 --> 00:25:25,121
David Dean,
Stream Team manager.
405
00:25:25,205 --> 00:25:26,873
Hi.
406
00:25:26,957 --> 00:25:30,085
-Hey David, how's your wife?
-Yes David, where is your ring?
407
00:25:30,168 --> 00:25:32,170
Yeah, isn't she pregnant
or something?
408
00:25:32,253 --> 00:25:34,547
Okay, I get it.
409
00:25:34,631 --> 00:25:35,882
Hey guys, it's Jules. And...
410
00:25:35,966 --> 00:25:39,927
ELLIOT:
Look at 'em.Ignoring all the signs.
411
00:25:40,010 --> 00:25:43,055
Hey guys, what's up?
It's Jul... So weird.
412
00:25:43,138 --> 00:25:44,514
ELLIOT:
Everybody but her.
413
00:25:44,597 --> 00:25:47,016
-What's wrong?
-My post isn't uploading.
414
00:25:47,100 --> 00:25:49,060
Oh, Beverly, I just got a ping
from downstairs.
415
00:25:49,143 --> 00:25:52,104
-They're ready for David.
-Of course.
416
00:25:52,187 --> 00:25:54,189
Business affairs would like to
go over some deal points.
417
00:25:54,272 --> 00:25:56,733
Oh, yeah, great. [chuckles]
418
00:25:56,817 --> 00:25:59,444
ELLIOT:
Separating the groupone by one.
419
00:25:59,528 --> 00:26:01,613
That means Jack, Flynn, Liz,
Jules.
420
00:26:01,697 --> 00:26:04,783
It's time for you to meet Mr. Rektor.
Right this way.
421
00:26:04,866 --> 00:26:07,995
ELLIOT:
Typical vampirepack-hunting tactics.
422
00:26:08,078 --> 00:26:10,663
-You guys have this
without me?
-Yeah, we got it.
423
00:26:16,669 --> 00:26:18,379
This is where I leave you.
424
00:26:18,963 --> 00:26:21,257
This is where you leave me?
425
00:26:21,340 --> 00:26:24,010
ELLIOT:
Now this part I admit,it's a bit of a mystery.
426
00:26:32,309 --> 00:26:34,812
See yours truly is gonna usea little creative license
427
00:26:34,895 --> 00:26:36,605
and paint a picture.
428
00:26:36,689 --> 00:26:39,775
Like that time in Miamiwhen a Cuban vamp syndicate
429
00:26:39,859 --> 00:26:43,195
lured the bodyguardof a Congressman to a penthouse.
430
00:26:43,279 --> 00:26:45,114
[screaming]
431
00:26:45,197 --> 00:26:47,241
ELLIOT:
The bastard never saw it coming.
432
00:26:47,324 --> 00:26:49,869
-David Dean, Stream Team Manager.
-[calm organ music]
433
00:26:49,952 --> 00:26:52,537
ELLIOT:
Which brings me backto this idiot schmuck turd.
434
00:26:52,620 --> 00:26:55,165
Uh, I was told to meet here
to go over the deal points.
435
00:26:55,248 --> 00:26:57,042
ELLIOT:
Nah, that's not the right music.
436
00:26:57,125 --> 00:26:58,585
Let's try this.
437
00:26:58,668 --> 00:27:00,170
[heavy metal music]
438
00:27:00,754 --> 00:27:02,046
That's more like it.
439
00:27:09,053 --> 00:27:10,971
ELLIOT:
Alright, I knowwhat you're thinking.
440
00:27:11,055 --> 00:27:14,016
Why they don't just get to itand waste this asshole?
441
00:27:14,099 --> 00:27:16,935
I'll tell you.It's a chemical thing.
442
00:27:17,019 --> 00:27:19,688
They say the more anticipationand fear
443
00:27:19,772 --> 00:27:23,108
that the victim can experiencebefore the bloodletting,
444
00:27:23,192 --> 00:27:24,984
makes the blood tasteeven sweeter.
445
00:27:25,068 --> 00:27:26,486
Jeez.
446
00:27:36,662 --> 00:27:37,622
Fuck...
447
00:27:37,705 --> 00:27:39,916
[screams]
448
00:27:50,885 --> 00:27:52,677
[distorted voice] Dark evidence!
449
00:27:52,761 --> 00:27:55,554
There was this nightclub in
Hollywood called Delilah's.
450
00:27:55,638 --> 00:27:56,930
You had to have heard of this...
451
00:27:57,013 --> 00:28:00,058
-"Delilah's", yeah I know!
-Steven Rektor owned it?
452
00:28:00,141 --> 00:28:03,853
It was like the "Studio
54" of the west coast.
453
00:28:03,937 --> 00:28:06,189
Everyone worth their salt was there.
454
00:28:06,272 --> 00:28:09,609
Starfuckers, music producers, everyone.
455
00:28:09,692 --> 00:28:11,319
Weird shit happened,
here's the thing...
456
00:28:11,402 --> 00:28:13,696
The cops wouldn't go there.
They wouldn't touch it!
457
00:28:13,780 --> 00:28:16,407
Even with all the shootings and
overdoses and all of it.
458
00:28:16,491 --> 00:28:18,118
It was like off limits.
459
00:28:18,201 --> 00:28:20,954
It was like there was flea spray on 'em.
460
00:28:21,037 --> 00:28:25,333
Everything was handled in house
by private security.
461
00:28:25,416 --> 00:28:29,379
Now the rumor was the cartels were
running product through there for Rektor.
462
00:28:29,671 --> 00:28:33,216
Ratfuck made a
deal with the mayor for a little Payola.
463
00:28:34,092 --> 00:28:35,760
Before a man showed up.
464
00:28:35,844 --> 00:28:38,930
Ah, Mister Elliot Jones,
Catch a Criminal himself.
465
00:28:39,013 --> 00:28:41,724
Absolutely, now you gotta keep
an open mind, but this
466
00:28:41,808 --> 00:28:45,103
guy discovered more
than a cartel.
467
00:28:45,186 --> 00:28:46,562
Heck of a lot more.
468
00:28:46,645 --> 00:28:49,857
-It was the syndicate of all syndicates.
-To end all syndicates.
469
00:28:50,274 --> 00:28:53,318
-The mother of all syndicates.
-The Dark Overlord
470
00:28:53,402 --> 00:28:55,696
of occultish syndicates.
471
00:28:55,779 --> 00:28:57,948
Oooh boy. For me, that's just another
Friday night.
472
00:28:58,031 --> 00:29:00,576
I mean, really really fucking dark shit here.
473
00:29:00,659 --> 00:29:04,121
Okay, okay, yes, I can hang with that.
474
00:29:04,204 --> 00:29:05,788
-Can you hang?
-I can hang.
475
00:29:05,872 --> 00:29:09,208
-You're sure you can hang?
-Bring it on! Bring it on baby!
476
00:29:09,292 --> 00:29:11,127
I don't know if you're ready for this.
477
00:29:11,335 --> 00:29:13,379
Dip me in oil and cover me in breadcrumbs baby
478
00:29:23,890 --> 00:29:26,434
[classical film music]
479
00:29:32,190 --> 00:29:34,567
FLYNN:
So, where is Steven?
480
00:29:34,650 --> 00:29:37,862
-Natalie didn't tell you?
-Not yet.
481
00:29:37,945 --> 00:29:40,573
Steven can't actually see you.
482
00:29:40,656 --> 00:29:42,200
[scoffs] Excuse me?
483
00:29:42,283 --> 00:29:44,202
My husband is in need of care
484
00:29:44,285 --> 00:29:48,038
and he's only able to interact
in person with those who have taken the vaccine.
485
00:29:48,121 --> 00:29:49,581
Our vaccine.
486
00:29:49,664 --> 00:29:51,291
So, without further ado.
487
00:29:54,961 --> 00:29:56,213
Greetings, my friends.
488
00:29:56,296 --> 00:29:58,548
I thank you for makingthe journey with such short notice.
489
00:29:58,632 --> 00:30:01,425
-Of course, sir.
-We are massive fans.
490
00:30:01,508 --> 00:30:02,927
-Yeah.
-We are?
491
00:30:03,010 --> 00:30:04,136
STEVEN ON TV:
I suppose you might be wonderingabout Beverly and I
492
00:30:04,220 --> 00:30:06,597
took such an interestin your little outfit.
493
00:30:06,680 --> 00:30:07,972
Definitely.
494
00:30:08,056 --> 00:30:10,391
STEVEN ON TV:
After a centuryof infecting our planet
495
00:30:10,475 --> 00:30:13,519
with greed, toxins,and overpopulation,
496
00:30:13,603 --> 00:30:15,897
the planet is fighting back.
497
00:30:15,980 --> 00:30:19,234
The viruses won't stop.They will continue to mutate.
498
00:30:19,317 --> 00:30:20,985
So, we need to builda new kind of human.
499
00:30:21,069 --> 00:30:24,572
Stronger, immune.True warriors.
500
00:30:24,656 --> 00:30:26,991
And you all can be the matchthat lights the fire.
501
00:30:28,117 --> 00:30:30,494
-Amazing.
-Really?
502
00:30:30,577 --> 00:30:32,371
What my genius husband
is trying to say,
503
00:30:32,454 --> 00:30:35,916
is that we think you can help us promote
the Rektor Foundation's new super vaccine
504
00:30:35,999 --> 00:30:37,918
that can turn millions
of possible deaths
505
00:30:38,001 --> 00:30:40,921
into something even more amazing
than just being alive.
506
00:30:41,004 --> 00:30:42,964
Being totally immune
to everything.
507
00:30:43,047 --> 00:30:44,674
And for your promotion
to your combined user base
508
00:30:44,757 --> 00:30:47,635
of 55 million plus,
509
00:30:47,718 --> 00:30:51,180
we're gonna pay you to the tune
of $15 million.
510
00:30:51,430 --> 00:30:53,266
And that's just year one.
511
00:30:53,557 --> 00:30:55,476
Holy shit.
512
00:30:55,559 --> 00:30:59,063
[rap song "Hennything
Is Possible" by Elijah]
513
00:31:03,192 --> 00:31:05,945
[Rap song "K-yotic" by Malina Moye]
514
00:31:08,781 --> 00:31:10,032
-Uh, we're in.
-JACK: Yeah.
515
00:31:10,116 --> 00:31:11,867
Nope.
516
00:31:15,371 --> 00:31:17,456
Uh, um,
do you mind giving us a beat?
517
00:31:17,540 --> 00:31:19,208
Of course.
518
00:31:23,379 --> 00:31:26,090
Jesus, Flynn, we're about to
make millions by saving the world.
519
00:31:26,173 --> 00:31:28,384
How is it possible you can find
a problem with that?
520
00:31:28,467 --> 00:31:30,970
-She's got a point, sis.
-But why us?
521
00:31:31,053 --> 00:31:33,973
Uh, hello.
She literally just told us.
522
00:31:34,056 --> 00:31:36,350
No way, they're--
they're hiding something, okay.
523
00:31:36,434 --> 00:31:38,978
That's too much money.
It's too top secret.
524
00:31:39,061 --> 00:31:40,855
That paper that
that guy gave me today--
525
00:31:40,938 --> 00:31:43,232
are you seriously talking
about the creepy guy who threatened to kill us?
526
00:31:43,316 --> 00:31:44,524
-Gross.
-Okay.
527
00:31:44,607 --> 00:31:47,277
Yes, the amount
they're offering is weirdly high.
528
00:31:47,360 --> 00:31:49,737
I mean, we would have done this for what?
Half a mil?
529
00:31:49,820 --> 00:31:52,489
And also, where's David?
He should be here, right?
530
00:31:52,573 --> 00:31:54,241
-Yes.
-Okay, seriously, Jack.
531
00:31:54,325 --> 00:31:56,577
I can't with her.
You always side with your sister.
532
00:31:58,329 --> 00:32:00,831
Look, she is not your only
dependent anymore.
533
00:32:00,914 --> 00:32:02,249
I'm your family now.
534
00:32:02,333 --> 00:32:04,710
Come on, don't you trust
my instincts?
535
00:32:08,255 --> 00:32:09,923
I'm sorry.
536
00:32:11,633 --> 00:32:13,552
-Fuck this. I'm out.
-Flynn?
537
00:32:13,635 --> 00:32:15,554
Jack, look,
just let her go, okay.
538
00:32:15,637 --> 00:32:19,600
Let her go.
It's not about her.
539
00:32:19,683 --> 00:32:21,267
-This is about us.
-Okay.
540
00:32:21,351 --> 00:32:23,603
You built the Stream Team
from the ground up.
541
00:32:23,686 --> 00:32:25,772
You deserve this.
542
00:32:26,564 --> 00:32:29,567
-Okay?
-Yeah, okay. Yeah. [chuckles]
543
00:32:29,942 --> 00:32:31,778
-Let's do this?
-Okay.
544
00:32:36,407 --> 00:32:41,037
Now, before you sign,
there's just one more thing.
545
00:32:41,120 --> 00:32:43,664
Times are changing
in our media empire.
546
00:32:43,748 --> 00:32:48,461
And because of Steven's health
and none of our heirs
547
00:32:48,544 --> 00:32:50,630
willing to take the reins,
we've been on the hunt
for new partners.
548
00:32:50,713 --> 00:32:52,715
Not just to carry on the legacy
of our company,
549
00:32:52,799 --> 00:32:56,052
but to reinvent it
for today's audience.
550
00:32:56,135 --> 00:32:58,554
STEVEN ON TV:
Jack, I've been watching youfor years.
551
00:32:58,638 --> 00:33:00,890
You can do so much moreand with my power,
552
00:33:00,973 --> 00:33:03,810
you'll be unstoppable.
553
00:33:04,894 --> 00:33:07,230
Uh, I'm sorry.
554
00:33:07,313 --> 00:33:09,690
Are you talking
about giving us your--
555
00:33:09,774 --> 00:33:11,234
My company?
556
00:33:11,317 --> 00:33:12,485
Yes.
557
00:33:12,860 --> 00:33:14,444
Oh.
558
00:33:14,528 --> 00:33:15,820
LIZ:
Oh, my God.
559
00:33:15,903 --> 00:33:18,906
It's really happening, babe.
We're gonna be billionaires.
560
00:33:18,989 --> 00:33:20,324
[chuckling] Babe.
561
00:33:20,574 --> 00:33:24,453
Uh, no offense.
We are insanely flattered,
562
00:33:24,620 --> 00:33:26,038
but um... why us?
563
00:33:26,122 --> 00:33:27,414
It's simple math, really.
564
00:33:27,455 --> 00:33:31,668
Our research shows that you alone engage
with 10x more users
565
00:33:31,751 --> 00:33:34,629
under the age of 25 than
any other public figure in the world.
566
00:33:35,588 --> 00:33:36,923
I do?
567
00:33:37,006 --> 00:33:39,259
Of course you do,
my handsome man.
568
00:33:40,635 --> 00:33:42,470
Your 55 million followersare just the beginning.
569
00:33:42,554 --> 00:33:46,474
Combined with our networkcapabilities,
570
00:33:46,558 --> 00:33:48,601
they will expand to hundredsof millions,
571
00:33:48,685 --> 00:33:51,813
become the backboneof consumer buyers,
572
00:33:51,896 --> 00:33:53,231
controlling advertising spends,political influence, and world markets.
573
00:33:56,568 --> 00:33:59,779
What we're proposing
is a trial merger.
574
00:33:59,863 --> 00:34:02,448
See, how we feel about you
and your new role
575
00:34:02,489 --> 00:34:04,241
as leader of our media group
576
00:34:04,324 --> 00:34:07,453
and after six months,
we make it a little more formal.
577
00:34:09,496 --> 00:34:12,499
It's a simple offer sheet.
David already looked it over.
578
00:34:12,583 --> 00:34:15,252
-It's just...
-Oh, fuck.
579
00:34:15,335 --> 00:34:19,798
BEVERLY:
Anything you see or participate in during
this trial merger stays between us.
580
00:34:19,882 --> 00:34:24,386
It's like a formal family deal
before all the business stuff gets ironed out.
581
00:34:28,724 --> 00:34:30,224
[nervous chuckles] Yeah.
582
00:34:35,229 --> 00:34:36,689
You ready?
583
00:34:36,772 --> 00:34:38,566
Ah...
584
00:34:40,860 --> 00:34:42,278
Uh... here we go.
585
00:34:49,285 --> 00:34:50,369
Great!
586
00:34:53,247 --> 00:34:55,624
-Oh, it's amazing.
-Yeah.
587
00:34:58,793 --> 00:35:00,837
This is seriously the best day
of my life.
588
00:35:00,921 --> 00:35:04,298
Well, I mean apart
from our wedding--
589
00:35:04,381 --> 00:35:05,716
What's up, my Jullionaires?
590
00:35:05,799 --> 00:35:09,261
I'm getting ready for a date
with a real life cowboy.
591
00:35:09,345 --> 00:35:12,598
So, if you have pro tips,
make sure to DM them to me
592
00:35:12,681 --> 00:35:15,476
or comment down below
to impress him.
593
00:35:15,559 --> 00:35:18,771
And I've also been using
Wewe Face Glow,
594
00:35:18,854 --> 00:35:21,732
which is what's keeping me
glowing.
595
00:35:21,815 --> 00:35:25,402
So, uh, for more info,
just check in the link above.
596
00:35:25,486 --> 00:35:29,615
Or swipe up to see more. Bye guys!
597
00:35:32,743 --> 00:35:34,453
Oh, Jesus.
598
00:35:35,871 --> 00:35:37,455
What, is the deal off?
599
00:35:37,539 --> 00:35:39,748
No, deal's very much on.
600
00:35:39,831 --> 00:35:41,707
Then what's wrong?
601
00:35:41,749 --> 00:35:45,878
Uh, there is something seriously
off about this place and I want no part of it.
602
00:35:45,962 --> 00:35:47,380
OK.
603
00:35:47,463 --> 00:35:49,131
Don't have a Flynn attack.
604
00:35:49,215 --> 00:35:51,551
-Calm down.
-I'm calm.
605
00:35:51,634 --> 00:35:54,095
I'm just telling you
I think we should go now.
606
00:35:54,178 --> 00:35:55,888
What about your brother
and Liz?
607
00:35:55,972 --> 00:35:57,932
They won't listen.
608
00:35:58,015 --> 00:35:59,767
I think this shit's bad.
609
00:35:59,850 --> 00:36:02,728
Okay, what if that guy
on the road earlier was right
610
00:36:02,812 --> 00:36:06,524
and these people
aren't just greedy, they're evil?
611
00:36:06,607 --> 00:36:08,067
Evil, really?
612
00:36:08,150 --> 00:36:10,653
That thing I read earlier said
Rektor's up to something.
613
00:36:10,736 --> 00:36:14,949
And now they're offering us
all this crazy money to help them promote it.
614
00:36:15,032 --> 00:36:17,617
What kind of money?
Half a mil? Million?
615
00:36:17,701 --> 00:36:19,493
Are they including me?
616
00:36:19,577 --> 00:36:22,121
I'm serious.
Are you coming with me or not?
617
00:36:22,204 --> 00:36:26,208
I really, really would
but um, actually I have a date tonight.
618
00:36:26,292 --> 00:36:27,918
Harry.
619
00:36:28,002 --> 00:36:29,920
A date?
620
00:36:30,004 --> 00:36:33,507
-Oh, Flynn, come on.
-No, no, it's super cool.
621
00:36:33,591 --> 00:36:36,968
No one believes me. Everyone thinks
I'm just fucking nuts.
622
00:36:37,051 --> 00:36:39,887
I guess I'll try to find
a signal somewhere
623
00:36:40,054 --> 00:36:41,764
and see if I can catch an Uber
624
00:36:41,848 --> 00:36:45,059
to go play my semi-final
deathmatch alone.
625
00:36:45,143 --> 00:36:47,145
Okay, sorry.
626
00:36:47,228 --> 00:36:48,938
Text me.
627
00:36:49,022 --> 00:36:50,690
Good luck with your deathmatch.
628
00:36:52,190 --> 00:36:53,984
[distorted voice] Dark evidence!
629
00:36:54,067 --> 00:36:57,487
People operate on like a surface
level most of the time...
630
00:36:57,571 --> 00:37:01,324
They'll hear something wrapped in metaphor
and take it literally
631
00:37:01,407 --> 00:37:04,410
And they forget
that there are dimensions.
632
00:37:04,493 --> 00:37:07,078
Depth, layers, nuances and shit.
633
00:37:07,162 --> 00:37:09,873
But blood rituals? Dude, witches?
634
00:37:10,248 --> 00:37:13,543
My head exploded when I read that.
635
00:37:13,877 --> 00:37:18,381
All that occult shit, the foreign governments
Rektor was into...
636
00:37:18,465 --> 00:37:20,091
That's documented.
637
00:37:20,634 --> 00:37:22,469
No metaphor.
638
00:37:22,552 --> 00:37:26,723
And all of that, except what
Jones came up with: Poof!
639
00:37:26,806 --> 00:37:29,851
-Disappeared.
-Yes, and Rektor disappeared.
640
00:37:30,060 --> 00:37:33,396
-Like rich motherfuckers do.
-Exactly, exactly.
641
00:37:33,480 --> 00:37:35,482
And that's what got me thinking...
642
00:37:35,565 --> 00:37:41,029
Maybe this Jones cat had
some weird angle. That might...
643
00:37:41,112 --> 00:37:46,993
...And I -I emphasize "might"
...be true.
644
00:37:47,077 --> 00:37:49,746
I mean, who knows what's
what's really out there.
645
00:37:49,829 --> 00:37:53,208
We're all just monkeys on a rock,
floating through space
646
00:37:53,291 --> 00:37:57,337
Waiting for some meteorite to take
a left turn, you know?
647
00:37:57,420 --> 00:38:01,007
What was it for you that flipped
the switch...
648
00:38:01,091 --> 00:38:04,344
That all this stuff had to be supernatural?
649
00:38:04,427 --> 00:38:07,305
-I'm not talking supernatural.
-It sounds like that.
650
00:38:07,389 --> 00:38:10,266
It might not be outside of nature.
651
00:38:10,350 --> 00:38:15,729
This guy Doctor Vahic Fusco,
from the University of
652
00:38:15,813 --> 00:38:19,525
Barcelona, wrote this paper
on Neolithic cave drawings.
653
00:38:19,608 --> 00:38:25,155
Depicting what he called
higher orders of patriarchy.
654
00:38:25,572 --> 00:38:28,784
Eating smaller fuckers on the
bottom of the totem pole.
655
00:38:28,867 --> 00:38:31,036
But he...
656
00:38:32,037 --> 00:38:34,081
-You follow me?
-Yeah, yeah.
657
00:38:34,373 --> 00:38:36,582
...he hypothesized
658
00:38:36,666 --> 00:38:41,421
...that there's this really smart
breed of homosapiens working the system.
659
00:38:41,587 --> 00:38:44,048
They look like
us, they dress like us.
660
00:38:44,132 --> 00:38:50,179
We catch glimpses of their presence
shrouded in history and fucked up legends
661
00:38:50,263 --> 00:38:52,557
They might not even know
they're different!
662
00:38:52,640 --> 00:38:57,395
I dunno man, it sounds
way too random for me bro.
663
00:38:57,478 --> 00:39:00,732
It's all correlation no causation.
664
00:39:00,815 --> 00:39:04,402
You don't think that's what's
going on here, do you?
665
00:39:04,485 --> 00:39:07,155
C'mon? Rektor?
666
00:39:07,238 --> 00:39:10,825
There's way too many
coincidences for it to be random...
667
00:39:11,033 --> 00:39:13,494
[dark film music]
668
00:39:22,211 --> 00:39:23,671
You gotta be shitting me.
669
00:39:31,178 --> 00:39:32,429
I can-- unbelievable.
670
00:39:38,393 --> 00:39:40,687
Merry Christmas, motherfuckers.
671
00:40:19,518 --> 00:40:21,310
-[muffled screaming]
-Shhh, shh.
672
00:40:21,393 --> 00:40:22,685
Don't scream.
673
00:40:22,769 --> 00:40:24,687
Don't-- don't move.
674
00:40:25,897 --> 00:40:28,106
-Get away from me.
-Shhh.
675
00:40:28,190 --> 00:40:29,942
The feeding hour is upon us.
676
00:40:30,025 --> 00:40:33,111
Their heightened senses means
they can see everything.
677
00:40:34,947 --> 00:40:38,033
What the hell's the matter
with you, dude? You can't just grab me.
678
00:40:38,116 --> 00:40:40,452
You know what?
They had a valid fucking point.
679
00:40:40,536 --> 00:40:42,913
You're the one
I should be scared of. Not Rektor.
680
00:40:43,622 --> 00:40:46,458
Put that mace down.
I'm trying to save you, Flynn.
681
00:40:46,542 --> 00:40:48,418
-How do you know my name?
-I'll explain that later.
682
00:40:48,502 --> 00:40:51,255
No, you're going to
explain it now or I'm screaming.
683
00:40:51,338 --> 00:40:52,381
We don't have time for this.
684
00:40:53,924 --> 00:40:55,508
Yeah, yeah, you're right.
685
00:40:57,343 --> 00:41:00,012
Where the hell are you going? Hey!
686
00:41:00,096 --> 00:41:01,888
You can't get a fucking signal
out here.
687
00:41:01,972 --> 00:41:04,057
They only get a signal
when they want you to.
688
00:41:04,766 --> 00:41:05,976
Hey?
689
00:41:06,059 --> 00:41:08,186
Come with me now
before it's too late.
690
00:41:08,270 --> 00:41:10,062
I don't need your help, old man.
691
00:41:14,358 --> 00:41:16,527
[distorted voice] Dark evidence!
692
00:41:16,610 --> 00:41:19,321
Jones was getting help
from an old FBI buddy
693
00:41:19,905 --> 00:41:23,117
And not only that, but he proved
that the body counts didn't add up
694
00:41:23,200 --> 00:41:25,035
nor the missing
person reports.
695
00:41:25,494 --> 00:41:31,250
He filed a complaint with the DA
and that's when he supposedly vanished.
696
00:41:32,167 --> 00:41:33,919
A vampire cult.
697
00:41:34,295 --> 00:41:36,130
That's what he says.
698
00:41:36,797 --> 00:41:39,966
A great fucking cover for
a murder / kill squad.
699
00:41:40,592 --> 00:41:42,594
UFOs for the Air Force.
700
00:41:42,677 --> 00:41:45,763
Bigfoot for the lumber
mafia in national parks services.
701
00:41:45,847 --> 00:41:48,892
Yes, except Bigfoot and UFOs are real.
702
00:41:49,559 --> 00:41:52,770
UFOs maybe, but Bigfoot?
No, that's bullshit.
703
00:41:58,443 --> 00:42:03,072
Oh, I love this.
The smell is so authentic.
704
00:42:04,198 --> 00:42:05,490
It's great.
705
00:42:08,243 --> 00:42:12,331
HARRY:
Jules... I'm waiting for you.
706
00:42:12,414 --> 00:42:13,498
Harry?
707
00:42:15,834 --> 00:42:17,002
Is that you?
708
00:42:17,085 --> 00:42:19,462
HARRY:
Why don't you come this way,
little lady?
709
00:42:22,006 --> 00:42:23,925
-[loud bang]
-[gasps] Shit.
710
00:42:25,468 --> 00:42:27,303
[horses neighing]
711
00:42:28,220 --> 00:42:29,722
[dark film music]
712
00:42:49,325 --> 00:42:50,533
Guys?
713
00:42:50,617 --> 00:42:52,077
Guys?
714
00:42:56,373 --> 00:42:57,624
Jack?
715
00:42:58,166 --> 00:42:59,417
Liz?
716
00:43:06,049 --> 00:43:07,759
Shit.
717
00:43:16,184 --> 00:43:17,852
That's more like it.
718
00:43:36,621 --> 00:43:38,205
[loud bang]
719
00:43:38,288 --> 00:43:40,207
[horses neighing]
720
00:43:41,499 --> 00:43:42,791
Shit!
721
00:43:42,874 --> 00:43:44,376
Fuck.
722
00:43:55,554 --> 00:43:58,015
Come down you freak.
723
00:43:58,098 --> 00:43:59,974
You're just letting Flynn
get into your head.
724
00:44:10,776 --> 00:44:13,112
[Jules] I uh, took the liberty
of trying the wine.
725
00:44:14,612 --> 00:44:15,655
It's really good.
726
00:44:17,073 --> 00:44:19,284
Is it biodynamic?
727
00:44:19,951 --> 00:44:21,202
Jules?
728
00:44:27,876 --> 00:44:30,962
Don't worry, cutie,
I'm coming for you.
729
00:44:39,637 --> 00:44:41,264
Hello Jules.
730
00:44:41,473 --> 00:44:43,016
Oh, shit.
731
00:44:43,099 --> 00:44:44,391
[growls]
732
00:44:44,475 --> 00:44:50,272
Listen, I'm not gonna
tell anyone what you guys are up to.
733
00:44:50,355 --> 00:44:52,983
-[Harry growls]
-I promise. Just-- just-- just let me go.
734
00:44:53,442 --> 00:44:55,234
That's not happening, Jules.
735
00:44:55,318 --> 00:44:57,070
Okay. I thought
that you were a nice guy!
736
00:44:57,153 --> 00:44:58,321
No, I ain't.
737
00:44:58,404 --> 00:45:02,533
Why me? You-- you love animals.
Remember, the whales?
738
00:45:02,617 --> 00:45:04,368
I love animals.
739
00:45:04,452 --> 00:45:06,661
I just hate humans.
740
00:45:06,912 --> 00:45:09,289
-[Country Music]
-Jules!
741
00:45:12,834 --> 00:45:15,128
You smell tender and juicy.
742
00:45:17,839 --> 00:45:20,092
Never trust a guy
with a man bun.
743
00:45:20,175 --> 00:45:21,426
Jules!
744
00:45:25,138 --> 00:45:27,307
Flynn! Flynn!
745
00:45:27,390 --> 00:45:29,893
Don't fight the catch... [laughs]
746
00:45:31,185 --> 00:45:32,895
We have a connection.
747
00:45:32,978 --> 00:45:35,355
-[chuckles]
-[Jules screams]
748
00:45:36,855 --> 00:45:38,065
[hisses]
749
00:45:50,494 --> 00:45:52,913
- Jules!
- Flynn! Flynn!
750
00:45:55,541 --> 00:45:58,544
[growls]
751
00:46:07,052 --> 00:46:09,763
[grunting]
752
00:46:09,847 --> 00:46:14,017
ELLIOT:
Lesson learned.Never accept a date from a dudewith a man bun.
753
00:46:20,941 --> 00:46:23,318
No no no!
754
00:46:23,402 --> 00:46:25,987
No more swipes up for you,sweetheart.
755
00:46:28,531 --> 00:46:30,783
[Harry] You have nowhere to run!
756
00:46:42,336 --> 00:46:44,338
Looks like you needed my help
after all.
757
00:46:44,422 --> 00:46:47,383
-How did you--
-Know you're gonna get
eaten alive?
758
00:46:47,466 --> 00:46:48,758
Kind of, yeah.
759
00:46:56,933 --> 00:46:58,768
You should come out with me.
I'll show you.
760
00:47:02,606 --> 00:47:05,317
Really? We're gonna
do this shit again?
761
00:47:05,400 --> 00:47:08,445
No, no, I'm coming. I just--
We have to save my brother, too.
762
00:47:09,613 --> 00:47:11,531
Alright, we'll see. Come on.
763
00:47:16,953 --> 00:47:18,913
Oh, wow.
764
00:47:19,622 --> 00:47:21,582
This feels like...
765
00:47:21,665 --> 00:47:23,167
Home?
766
00:47:26,128 --> 00:47:30,049
Our 500 print and television
subsidiaries worldwide
767
00:47:30,132 --> 00:47:33,010
make up 90 percent
of the global market.
768
00:47:33,093 --> 00:47:36,889
By the end of the decade,
we plan to have acquired
769
00:47:36,972 --> 00:47:38,056
-all of them.
-Sweet.
770
00:47:38,139 --> 00:47:40,892
People, they call me,
heartless, a capitalist,
a gold digger.
771
00:47:40,975 --> 00:47:43,603
NATALIE:
And this of course one
of our many satellite locations,
772
00:47:43,686 --> 00:47:48,066
where all data and imagery
are run through our algorithms
773
00:47:48,149 --> 00:47:49,859
straight up to the cloud.
Sweet.
774
00:47:49,943 --> 00:47:52,320
Algorithms are kind of my jam.
775
00:47:52,403 --> 00:47:55,031
I just-- I keep searching
for a sense of security
776
00:47:55,114 --> 00:47:58,785
and I know that the second
I find it, I'm gonna be a whole new person.
777
00:47:59,661 --> 00:48:03,081
Well, I think you found it,
baby girl.
778
00:48:04,332 --> 00:48:05,458
Come on.
779
00:48:06,417 --> 00:48:08,044
NATALIE:
We like to think
of our algorithm
780
00:48:08,127 --> 00:48:12,924
as a giant filter for all the world's facts,
narratives, and viewpoints.
781
00:48:13,341 --> 00:48:15,550
-You ready for some real fun?
-Yes.
782
00:48:19,179 --> 00:48:20,555
Oh, wow.
783
00:48:20,639 --> 00:48:24,184
NATALIE:
Whether you're moderate
or conservative
784
00:48:24,518 --> 00:48:26,310
leftist, fascist, anarchist,
it doesn't matter to us.
785
00:48:26,394 --> 00:48:28,938
My 1975 Halston.
786
00:48:29,021 --> 00:48:31,941
Jackie Onassis wore it once
before I bought it.
787
00:48:32,024 --> 00:48:35,111
-Do you wanna try it on?
-Heck yeah. [chuckles]
788
00:48:40,741 --> 00:48:43,411
What's mine is yours.
789
00:48:43,494 --> 00:48:47,206
Our ethos has always been,
why be a part
790
00:48:47,290 --> 00:48:50,167
of the conversation, when you could
construct the conversation itself?
791
00:48:51,711 --> 00:48:53,211
Great question.
792
00:48:55,630 --> 00:48:57,382
Sorry, was that a question?
793
00:49:02,679 --> 00:49:04,222
Good eye.
794
00:49:05,306 --> 00:49:08,642
This is some top secret shit
795
00:49:08,726 --> 00:49:10,894
that I should not be
showing you.
796
00:49:10,978 --> 00:49:12,313
Is it Botox?
797
00:49:12,396 --> 00:49:14,023
[chuckles] This is the vaccine.
798
00:49:15,649 --> 00:49:17,568
It's gonna heal the world.
799
00:49:17,651 --> 00:49:20,362
Total immunity to everything.
800
00:49:20,446 --> 00:49:21,989
Everything?
801
00:49:23,073 --> 00:49:27,244
Just one little shot
and nothing will ever stop you.
802
00:49:28,120 --> 00:49:29,747
Can I do it now?
803
00:49:30,080 --> 00:49:31,206
No.
804
00:49:31,332 --> 00:49:32,583
Oh.
805
00:49:33,083 --> 00:49:34,501
But...
806
00:49:34,585 --> 00:49:35,669
But?
807
00:49:36,253 --> 00:49:39,422
Seeing that we're already
like family
808
00:49:39,505 --> 00:49:41,591
and this is a momentous
occasion,
809
00:49:42,592 --> 00:49:44,677
it feels right
to make an exception.
810
00:49:47,262 --> 00:49:51,516
ELLIOT:
Now, if an ageless billionairehas pulled you into a wardrobe,
811
00:49:51,600 --> 00:49:54,519
inviting you to trya secret serum in a syringe
812
00:49:54,603 --> 00:49:56,521
from a creepy wooden box...
813
00:49:56,605 --> 00:49:59,066
You ready to be
an untouchable queen?
814
00:49:59,149 --> 00:50:02,318
-[Elliot] Just say...
-Yes! Yes, please!
815
00:50:02,401 --> 00:50:04,236
Wrong answer, sweetheart.
816
00:50:05,112 --> 00:50:06,364
Hey, uh, thanks for the tour,
817
00:50:06,447 --> 00:50:08,699
but I should probably
be heading back.
818
00:50:08,783 --> 00:50:11,619
My sister and my friends are
probably wondering about me.
819
00:50:12,827 --> 00:50:14,037
Here we go.
820
00:50:18,083 --> 00:50:20,377
You haven't even met
Mr. Rektor yet.
821
00:50:20,460 --> 00:50:23,880
Oh, uh, oh, why,
is he around?
822
00:50:26,216 --> 00:50:27,634
[groans]
823
00:50:30,303 --> 00:50:32,179
[classical film music]
824
00:50:36,809 --> 00:50:39,311
[calm film music]
825
00:50:50,364 --> 00:50:52,949
[hard techno music]
826
00:51:11,884 --> 00:51:14,595
Welcome to the rest
of your life.
827
00:51:20,560 --> 00:51:22,060
No shit.
828
00:51:25,272 --> 00:51:28,441
I grew up pulling all-nighters
to watch re-runs of your show.
829
00:51:30,526 --> 00:51:32,611
NARRATOR 2:
Catch A Criminalwith Elliot Jones.
830
00:51:32,695 --> 00:51:35,448
If you're a criminalpreying on the innocent,
831
00:51:35,531 --> 00:51:37,533
if you assault, rape,and kill...
832
00:51:38,534 --> 00:51:40,286
NARRATOR 2:
We have a message for you.
833
00:51:40,369 --> 00:51:43,456
Watch out.Justice is back in town.
834
00:51:43,539 --> 00:51:46,542
Ride alone with Elliot Jonesas he investigates,
835
00:51:46,625 --> 00:51:49,336
pursues,and brings down the darkest,
836
00:51:49,420 --> 00:51:52,715
most elusive night stalkingpredators on our streets.
837
00:51:52,798 --> 00:51:54,925
Catch A Criminalwith Elliot Jones.
838
00:51:55,050 --> 00:51:56,844
Making America safer.
839
00:51:57,845 --> 00:52:00,264
GUILTY - WHO DID IT? - TRUTH
840
00:52:00,514 --> 00:52:02,725
Catch A Criminalwith Elliot Jones.
841
00:52:02,808 --> 00:52:06,769
NARRATOR 3:
Thursdays at 9:00,8:00 Central on BDN.
842
00:52:14,694 --> 00:52:16,404
What happened to you?
843
00:52:17,655 --> 00:52:19,199
[sighs]
844
00:52:21,910 --> 00:52:25,246
My daughter, Molly,
she was...
845
00:52:26,914 --> 00:52:30,459
she was murdered in the hotel suite
of a record label executive.
846
00:52:33,462 --> 00:52:39,134
So... there was a trial,
highly publicized search
847
00:52:39,218 --> 00:52:41,845
for her killer
and all that bullshit.
848
00:52:41,929 --> 00:52:45,265
That's what led to setting
the whole show in motion.
849
00:52:46,557 --> 00:52:48,601
But it was all for her,
850
00:52:48,684 --> 00:52:50,436
it was all for Molly.
851
00:52:53,272 --> 00:52:55,148
I followed every clue
until it led me to the--
852
00:52:55,774 --> 00:53:01,196
the owner of the record label.
853
00:53:03,281 --> 00:53:09,663
Who also happened to be
the owner of the network
854
00:53:09,746 --> 00:53:11,915
that paid for my show.
855
00:53:11,998 --> 00:53:14,084
Steven Rektor.
856
00:53:16,628 --> 00:53:18,964
Steven fucking Rektor.
857
00:53:21,883 --> 00:53:24,344
NATALIE:
This is our newest feature,
858
00:53:24,427 --> 00:53:26,930
personally designed
by Mr. Rektor himself.
859
00:53:27,013 --> 00:53:30,558
It's the latest in immersive
audio-visual experiences.
860
00:53:30,641 --> 00:53:32,184
What like VR?
861
00:53:32,268 --> 00:53:34,477
Like nothing you've ever seen.
862
00:53:37,772 --> 00:53:39,899
ELLIOT:
A lot of people think
that vampires is the stuff
863
00:53:39,983 --> 00:53:42,610
of fairy tales, and novels,
and all that bullshit.
864
00:53:42,694 --> 00:53:47,240
But little do they know
that Bram Stoker himself was a vampire!
865
00:53:47,323 --> 00:53:50,702
Making up lies to distract us
from the truth.
866
00:53:50,785 --> 00:53:54,914
That the vampire illuminati
not only walks among us,
867
00:53:54,998 --> 00:53:57,875
they've gamed our entire system,
868
00:53:58,501 --> 00:54:00,503
our financial institutions.
869
00:54:00,628 --> 00:54:04,424
We got shadow governments
making up laws we don't even
fucking know about.
870
00:54:04,507 --> 00:54:07,051
Massive media mergers,
algorithms, data mining
871
00:54:07,135 --> 00:54:09,804
to control what people think.
872
00:54:09,887 --> 00:54:12,932
While the police state
keeps us in line.
873
00:54:13,516 --> 00:54:16,477
Now, we got a vaccine.
874
00:54:16,561 --> 00:54:19,146
Yeah, all in the name
of healing the world
875
00:54:19,229 --> 00:54:22,982
when it's really about keeping
our blood clean enough for their consumption.
876
00:54:23,065 --> 00:54:27,236
Rooting out the prey from
a super society of predators
877
00:54:27,653 --> 00:54:32,408
who worship at the altar
of a vampire illuminati.
878
00:54:34,076 --> 00:54:35,452
And that's the truth, baby.
879
00:54:38,330 --> 00:54:41,875
JACK:
Okay so, I just lie there.
880
00:54:41,958 --> 00:54:44,836
Clothes on obviously, right.
No? Okay, I'm joking.
881
00:54:44,919 --> 00:54:46,046
Alright.
882
00:54:48,048 --> 00:54:49,299
Whoa, here we go.
883
00:54:53,386 --> 00:54:54,596
Have fun.
884
00:54:55,930 --> 00:54:57,349
[booming noise]
885
00:55:04,189 --> 00:55:06,816
[mysterious film music]
886
00:55:52,529 --> 00:55:53,697
Hello?
887
00:55:55,949 --> 00:55:57,409
Hello Jack.
888
00:55:59,786 --> 00:56:00,829
Steven?
889
00:56:00,954 --> 00:56:02,789
ELLIOT:
Cocksuckers, hang on a second.
890
00:56:04,124 --> 00:56:05,416
Here we go.
891
00:56:05,874 --> 00:56:07,834
Here we go. [laughs]
892
00:56:09,669 --> 00:56:11,212
The Omega Society.
893
00:56:11,295 --> 00:56:14,507
It's the oldest
and most secretive society on the planet.
894
00:56:14,799 --> 00:56:16,634
It's more of a cult really.
895
00:56:17,926 --> 00:56:21,095
Their origins date back
since before recorded history.
896
00:56:21,887 --> 00:56:23,179
Want a smoke?
897
00:56:23,263 --> 00:56:24,889
Uh, I-- I vape.
898
00:56:25,640 --> 00:56:27,142
Grow up.
899
00:56:28,143 --> 00:56:31,520
Look, they lived off the blood
of small mammals until...
900
00:56:31,603 --> 00:56:33,187
Businessman of the Year:
Steven Rektor
901
00:56:33,438 --> 00:56:38,901
until they realized
that drinking human blood would give them immortal life.
902
00:56:38,985 --> 00:56:41,904
-Politician killed in bloody ritual.
-If they drank it often enough.
903
00:56:41,988 --> 00:56:45,575
But it wasn't long
until us humans started fighting back.
904
00:56:45,658 --> 00:56:48,411
By the Middle Ages, we had these
motherfuckers on the run.
905
00:56:48,494 --> 00:56:51,497
Then, they came up
with a new tactic.
906
00:56:52,039 --> 00:56:55,418
Fleeing their villages
in a mass migration.
907
00:56:55,501 --> 00:56:58,086
And then reintegrating
into our society,
908
00:56:58,170 --> 00:57:02,716
They just pretended to be like us.pretending-- pretending,
mind you, to be one of us.
909
00:57:03,008 --> 00:57:06,428
But they're weak.
They have a disease.
910
00:57:06,511 --> 00:57:10,056
The whole family
has had a disease for 350 years.
911
00:57:10,140 --> 00:57:12,476
And now Rektor's dying.
912
00:57:12,559 --> 00:57:14,519
And he thinks you're the cure.
913
00:57:14,603 --> 00:57:15,937
FLYNN:
What do you mean cure?
914
00:57:16,021 --> 00:57:20,108
ELLIOT:
Hunters way before me have been
documenting their kills for centuries.
915
00:57:20,192 --> 00:57:23,737
But there is one event
that changed everything.
916
00:57:23,820 --> 00:57:27,783
In 1627, during the Würzberg
witch trials,
917
00:57:27,866 --> 00:57:31,119
a young woman,
a leper was prayed over
918
00:57:31,203 --> 00:57:35,791
by a powerful French cleric
Armand Jean du som-- something.
919
00:57:35,874 --> 00:57:38,043
Said to be touched by God
Himself.
920
00:57:38,126 --> 00:57:42,422
Anyway, puts his hands on her,
says a prayer, and boom,
she's healed.
921
00:57:42,506 --> 00:57:44,633
Just like that. True miracle.
922
00:57:44,716 --> 00:57:47,928
Well, she healed so fast,
they thought she was a witch.
923
00:57:48,011 --> 00:57:50,305
Decided to burn her at the stake
924
00:57:50,388 --> 00:57:54,059
but the night
before her execution, she had a visitor.
925
00:57:55,559 --> 00:58:02,983
A vampire patriarch
brutally drained her
926
00:58:03,067 --> 00:58:07,947
of every ounce of blood
in her frail body.
927
00:58:08,697 --> 00:58:13,035
But her blood... [chuckles]
...it was special.
Infused by
the Holy Spirit himself
928
00:58:13,118 --> 00:58:17,498
thanks to the cleric, you see.
She was given the divine gift of life.
929
00:58:17,581 --> 00:58:21,460
That will wreak havoc
on the dead.
930
00:58:21,544 --> 00:58:23,504
Her name was lost through time,
but she was forever referred to
931
00:58:23,587 --> 00:58:30,219
as the "Geist des Schicksals",
"the Ghost of Fate".
932
00:58:31,262 --> 00:58:33,847
And through the centuries,
that infected bloodline
933
00:58:33,930 --> 00:58:36,975
has run rampant
through the Rektor family
934
00:58:37,058 --> 00:58:40,186
making each generation
shorter, and weaker,
935
00:58:40,270 --> 00:58:43,147
and more desperate
than the ones before.
936
00:58:43,231 --> 00:58:46,860
And now Steven Rektor thinks
that you and Jack are the cure.
937
00:58:46,943 --> 00:58:48,069
Holy shit.
938
00:58:48,152 --> 00:58:50,112
ELLIOT:
And hell, I think they're right!
939
00:58:50,195 --> 00:58:53,240
My theory is that not only is
your blood the right type,
940
00:58:53,323 --> 00:58:55,659
but you and Jack have
Rektor DNA.
941
00:58:55,742 --> 00:58:58,954
Your great grandpa
Wilbur Chambers
942
00:58:59,037 --> 00:59:04,208
married a Lydia Riechtor,
which could have been Rektor.
943
00:59:04,292 --> 00:59:07,003
Vampires are changing
their fucking names all the time,
944
00:59:07,086 --> 00:59:09,671
That's why they're after you.
945
00:59:09,754 --> 00:59:14,092
'Cause they think you and Jack
are part of the family.
946
00:59:14,175 --> 00:59:15,927
So, we gotta go now.
947
00:59:16,011 --> 00:59:17,511
-ELLIOT: We're not ready.
-Why not?
948
00:59:17,595 --> 00:59:19,054
ELLIOT:
We've gotta prepare.
949
00:59:19,138 --> 00:59:20,973
I thought that's what
we've been doing.
950
00:59:21,056 --> 00:59:23,267
I've been killing vamps
a long time, honey.
951
00:59:23,350 --> 00:59:28,939
Steven Rektor,
that son of a bitch, he ain't no ordinary vampire.
952
00:59:29,023 --> 00:59:30,983
He's a dark lord, whose royal
953
00:59:31,066 --> 00:59:34,027
bloodline goes back
to the very beginning.
954
00:59:34,110 --> 00:59:35,862
Now, you take him out,
955
00:59:35,945 --> 00:59:38,072
you take out one of the biggest
vamp syndicates of all time.
956
00:59:38,156 --> 00:59:40,575
I can't believe this is
my fucking life right now.
957
00:59:40,658 --> 00:59:44,537
Okay. Rektor's birthday
as on record is 1921.
958
00:59:45,997 --> 00:59:49,792
Now, a vampire's natural
lifespan is of course endless.
959
00:59:49,876 --> 00:59:52,128
But no financial
or real estate records
960
00:59:52,211 --> 00:59:55,172
ever show one vampire
ever living past the century mark.
961
00:59:55,255 --> 00:59:56,923
What does that mean?
962
00:59:57,006 --> 01:00:01,886
It means after 100 years,
they simply vanish into thin air.
963
01:00:01,969 --> 01:00:06,182
So you're saying that Rektor
is near the... expiration date.
964
01:00:06,265 --> 01:00:10,269
But he's also immortal,
so what does that mean?
965
01:00:10,353 --> 01:00:13,898
Vampires age and die
just like you and me.
966
01:00:13,981 --> 01:00:16,817
But their spirit never does.
967
01:00:16,901 --> 01:00:20,154
They simply move on
to a new host.
968
01:00:20,237 --> 01:00:22,073
Somebody they feel can carry on
their legacy.
969
01:00:22,156 --> 01:00:24,200
Yup, yup, that's Jack.
970
01:00:25,992 --> 01:00:27,827
I've been waiting for you.
971
01:00:30,412 --> 01:00:33,040
Wow, man. You look so...
972
01:00:33,123 --> 01:00:36,043
-Real?
-Yeah.
973
01:00:36,126 --> 01:00:39,254
What-- and dude, this place,
it's-- It's ah...
974
01:00:39,338 --> 01:00:41,799
You know, it's strange,
it kind of reminds me of, um...
975
01:00:41,882 --> 01:00:43,133
Winston's Bar and Grill?
976
01:00:44,717 --> 01:00:45,969
Yeah.
977
01:00:46,052 --> 01:00:47,971
Dude? Oh, yeah, no.
978
01:00:48,054 --> 01:00:50,932
Man, I-- I used to work here.
979
01:00:51,015 --> 01:00:55,019
I mean not here,
you know the-- the real one.
980
01:00:55,103 --> 01:00:56,979
Not virtual, but...
Yeah, no, I-- I was the DJ.
981
01:00:58,855 --> 01:01:02,275
I mean to be honest,
I was pretty fucking bad.
982
01:01:02,359 --> 01:01:09,199
Umm, but this place is where
I made my first YouTube videos with my roommate.
983
01:01:09,282 --> 01:01:11,118
It's uh... How did you know?
984
01:01:11,368 --> 01:01:12,952
I know everything about you.
985
01:01:13,035 --> 01:01:18,332
Your high school crush
to your first viral video.
986
01:01:18,416 --> 01:01:21,335
The first million dollars
you ever made.
987
01:01:21,419 --> 01:01:23,295
The day you met Liz
to the exact amount of money
988
01:01:23,379 --> 01:01:27,008
in your checking account
989
01:01:27,091 --> 01:01:28,883
right now.
990
01:01:29,259 --> 01:01:31,051
Yeah. Oh, shit, uh...
991
01:01:31,135 --> 01:01:36,807
You-- about that,
umm, Mr. Rektor, the reason that account
992
01:01:36,890 --> 01:01:39,101
is so low is just because,
you know, our overheads are so high.
993
01:01:39,184 --> 01:01:43,105
Uh, but I can assure you
Stream Team's value is still rocking high.
994
01:01:43,188 --> 01:01:45,274
[chuckles]
We don't care about all that.
995
01:01:46,275 --> 01:01:49,194
Jack, everything you think
you know about the world,
996
01:01:49,278 --> 01:01:51,655
it's all about to change.
997
01:01:52,072 --> 01:01:54,700
You are about to change.
998
01:01:54,783 --> 01:01:55,993
I am?
999
01:01:56,076 --> 01:01:59,663
It's time for
your next evolutionary step.
1000
01:02:03,792 --> 01:02:06,961
Sorry, I... I think I'm a bit confused.
1001
01:02:07,045 --> 01:02:10,757
Umm, when you say--
what do you mean...
1002
01:02:17,764 --> 01:02:19,515
Huh, what's going on?
1003
01:02:20,767 --> 01:02:23,478
[Laughter]
1004
01:02:24,145 --> 01:02:25,437
Umm...
1005
01:02:30,150 --> 01:02:34,071
Hey guys, very funny.
I get it.
1006
01:02:34,154 --> 01:02:39,325
You know I thought this was gonna be like a
VR experience on a beach, you know or in space.
1007
01:02:39,408 --> 01:02:41,284
Something.
1008
01:02:47,831 --> 01:02:50,501
[heavy metal music]
1009
01:03:15,859 --> 01:03:17,861
Can someone let me out of here,
please?
1010
01:03:19,404 --> 01:03:20,906
Oh, come on, okay.
1011
01:03:26,370 --> 01:03:31,416
Umm, okay, so, that was great.
I'm-- I'm sorry, I-- I-- I have to go.
1012
01:03:31,500 --> 01:03:33,292
It was--
it was nice meeting you guys,
1013
01:03:33,376 --> 01:03:35,168
but umm, listen, I'm sorry.
1014
01:03:35,252 --> 01:03:37,337
I uh, I-- I really gotta go.
1015
01:03:37,420 --> 01:03:40,132
-[Vampire] You're not going anywhere.
-[Natalie] Sorry Jack.
1016
01:03:40,215 --> 01:03:43,135
No, no, it's cool.
No need to apologize.
I'm just gonna let myself out.
1017
01:03:43,218 --> 01:03:44,302
It was nice meeting you guys.
1018
01:03:45,512 --> 01:03:46,638
Liz?
1019
01:03:48,640 --> 01:03:49,724
Hi.
1020
01:03:51,392 --> 01:03:53,894
Baby. Oh, my God, baby.
1021
01:03:56,105 --> 01:03:57,481
[hisses]
1022
01:03:57,565 --> 01:03:58,691
Baby.
1023
01:04:00,151 --> 01:04:01,694
Are you okay?
1024
01:04:01,902 --> 01:04:03,529
Never better.
1025
01:04:03,612 --> 01:04:06,157
Baby, we-- we-- we gotta go.
1026
01:04:06,240 --> 01:04:07,824
-Now.
-No.
1027
01:04:07,907 --> 01:04:09,491
-Why?
-We made it, baby.
1028
01:04:09,575 --> 01:04:12,411
No, no, we didn't.
This place is a fucking trap.
1029
01:04:12,494 --> 01:04:13,996
Baby, we gotta go.
1030
01:04:14,079 --> 01:04:15,831
-Kiss me.
-Now?
1031
01:04:15,914 --> 01:04:17,332
[growls] Kiss me.
1032
01:04:17,416 --> 01:04:18,458
Oh, shit!
1033
01:04:18,542 --> 01:04:20,002
Oh, shit.
You're one of them.
1034
01:04:20,085 --> 01:04:21,545
Eternal life, Jack.
1035
01:04:21,628 --> 01:04:25,924
[demonic voice]
Think about it. We have more
money, power, and success than we ever imagined.
1036
01:04:26,008 --> 01:04:28,051
It's the Holy Grail, Jack.
1037
01:04:28,135 --> 01:04:30,554
No, no, no, I'm sorry,
this is not okay.
1038
01:04:30,637 --> 01:04:31,847
I can't--
1039
01:04:31,930 --> 01:04:33,849
We can't be like these people.
1040
01:04:33,932 --> 01:04:35,892
We just need to get you
to a hospital.
1041
01:04:36,058 --> 01:04:37,852
You know, there's still time.
We can reverse this.
1042
01:04:38,352 --> 01:04:41,063
-[growls]
-Oh, fuck fangs, oh, God.
1043
01:04:47,111 --> 01:04:48,654
Goodnight, Jack.
1044
01:05:02,835 --> 01:05:04,754
[alienated voice] Dark evidence!
1045
01:05:04,837 --> 01:05:07,340
Look I don't doubt
that this Rektor
1046
01:05:07,423 --> 01:05:10,885
is a total piece of shit sociopath
and Doctor Phibes kinda killer.
1047
01:05:10,968 --> 01:05:15,973
I mean, all these mega
genius tycoons are ruthless
1048
01:05:16,057 --> 01:05:17,725
motherfuckers... we're all just
fucking bugs to them.
1049
01:05:17,808 --> 01:05:20,603
Is he a vampire? I dunno
that's a little weird.
1050
01:05:20,686 --> 01:05:26,692
But this vaccine
Rektor's trying to sell
1051
01:05:26,776 --> 01:05:29,278
the world - that kinda weirds
me out, bro!
1052
01:05:29,362 --> 01:05:31,280
-How so?
-Think about it.
1053
01:05:31,364 --> 01:05:35,325
A formula that makes
you immune to everything?
1054
01:05:36,743 --> 01:05:39,287
So - so what?
Does that include death?
1055
01:05:39,829 --> 01:05:42,040
Death kills a lot of
people, no lie.
1056
01:05:42,123 --> 01:05:49,798
Exactly. Which - I dare say,
plays into your vampire model.
1057
01:05:50,298 --> 01:05:52,300
What make everybody vampires?
1058
01:05:52,842 --> 01:05:54,678
Kinda sounds like it.
1059
01:05:54,761 --> 01:05:56,805
Maybe it's the booze talking.
I don't know!
1060
01:05:56,888 --> 01:05:59,099
Yes, but then what do you feed on?
Do you follow me?
1061
01:05:59,599 --> 01:06:01,183
It's a means of production?
1062
01:06:01,267 --> 01:06:04,812
If human beings are the food source,
they're off the market.
1063
01:06:04,895 --> 01:06:07,189
No bacon, no mas.
1064
01:06:07,606 --> 01:06:09,858
Well, maybe that's not their plan.
1065
01:06:10,150 --> 01:06:13,695
Maybe they're making us immune
to disease so they - so...
1066
01:06:13,778 --> 01:06:17,115
They - you know it's a
appetizing food source...
1067
01:06:17,198 --> 01:06:20,702
...we taste better, kinda like
steroids for chickens. I dunno.
1068
01:06:20,785 --> 01:06:24,122
I'm just throwing shit to the wall
to see what sticks.
1069
01:06:24,205 --> 01:06:28,084
It kind of makes me think of the prophesies.
There was this line...
1070
01:06:28,167 --> 01:06:32,797
"In those days people will
seek death but will not find it.
1071
01:06:32,880 --> 01:06:36,217
And they will long to die,
but death evades them."
1072
01:06:36,759 --> 01:06:39,595
It was Revelation 9 something.
1073
01:06:39,679 --> 01:06:41,555
I'm very impressed, drunk preacher.
1074
01:06:41,638 --> 01:06:45,058
It's called being filled
with the spirit, asshole.
1075
01:06:45,142 --> 01:06:47,102
And, well, yes I am drunk.
Thank you.
1076
01:06:47,185 --> 01:06:49,479
But no, think
about that first, dude.
1077
01:06:49,563 --> 01:06:53,316
It kinda sounds like Rektor's vaccine.
1078
01:06:53,399 --> 01:06:56,235
And well you know what follows...
1079
01:06:56,319 --> 01:06:57,527
What?
1080
01:06:58,153 --> 01:07:00,780
-Vampire Wars.
-[scoffs] Oh, Jesus Christ.
1081
01:07:02,156 --> 01:07:05,034
Ok well no, but hey,
you started it!
1082
01:07:05,117 --> 01:07:07,369
So let's see how far
the rabbit hole goes.
1083
01:07:07,453 --> 01:07:12,124
So like Vampire wars, we get
nuked and like no one can die.
1084
01:07:12,207 --> 01:07:15,794
Our eyes are boiling,
our skin's falling off,
1085
01:07:15,878 --> 01:07:19,131
but no one can check
out, I mean - Woo Nelly!
1086
01:07:19,214 --> 01:07:23,594
Then what we just wait for the
vampire mothership to land...
1087
01:07:23,677 --> 01:07:26,764
So we - can get - so they can get
off this planet...
1088
01:07:26,847 --> 01:07:29,224
I mean I don't know, I don't know!
1089
01:07:29,308 --> 01:07:30,892
That's very elaborate.
1090
01:07:30,975 --> 01:07:34,437
The thing is, this
vaccine freaks me out, too.
1091
01:07:34,520 --> 01:07:37,607
-Especially because Rektor is behind it.
-Exactly, man.
1092
01:07:38,399 --> 01:07:39,609
Fuck that dude.
1093
01:07:39,692 --> 01:07:42,612
Whatever happened to your boy Jones?
1094
01:07:42,695 --> 01:07:47,617
Did he ever come forward with
this slam dunk evidence of a vampire cabal?
1095
01:07:47,700 --> 01:07:49,202
Nada.
1096
01:07:49,285 --> 01:07:51,579
Nothing.
He became a recluse from what I heard.
1097
01:07:51,662 --> 01:07:54,665
He stopped posting. He went
dark about month ago.
1098
01:07:55,041 --> 01:07:57,250
Maybe the vampires got him?
1099
01:07:58,168 --> 01:07:59,711
[hisses]
1100
01:08:00,462 --> 01:08:02,381
You asshole.
1101
01:08:11,764 --> 01:08:12,848
Let me out of here.
1102
01:08:13,057 --> 01:08:15,476
Oh, let's not be difficult here.
1103
01:08:15,559 --> 01:08:17,019
You should be grateful.
1104
01:08:17,103 --> 01:08:18,895
You're about to be a king,
and join the spirits
1105
01:08:18,978 --> 01:08:21,898
with the longest bloodline
in the world.
1106
01:08:23,942 --> 01:08:26,486
JACK:
Please, I'm begging you.
1107
01:08:26,569 --> 01:08:29,447
There's been a mistake.
This isn't what we signed up for.
1108
01:08:29,531 --> 01:08:33,535
Page Six: A full transference of all
of Steven and Beverly Rektor's
1109
01:08:33,618 --> 01:08:36,121
assets, including their own
personal DNA.
1110
01:08:36,204 --> 01:08:38,581
You did read the contract,
correct?
1111
01:08:41,209 --> 01:08:44,629
Look, whatever you're planning,
just find someone else, okay?
1112
01:08:44,712 --> 01:08:47,966
I'm-- I'm not gonna tell anyone,
I promise.
1113
01:08:48,049 --> 01:08:51,761
We don't want anyone.
We chose you.
1114
01:08:51,845 --> 01:08:54,597
Chose me for what?
1115
01:08:54,681 --> 01:08:56,808
Welcome to the family.
1116
01:08:56,891 --> 01:08:57,892
What, no!
1117
01:08:57,976 --> 01:09:00,520
No, please. No.
1118
01:09:05,108 --> 01:09:09,696
Well, full transition,
less than an hour.
1119
01:09:09,779 --> 01:09:11,698
An hour?
I saw him like an hour ago.
1120
01:09:11,781 --> 01:09:13,365
That's why I'm saying
we should be going now.
1121
01:09:13,449 --> 01:09:16,702
These bastards are the most
vicious, the strongest,
1122
01:09:16,785 --> 01:09:19,913
fastest, most vile motherfuckers
on this planet.
1123
01:09:19,997 --> 01:09:22,541
The games are over, honey.
1124
01:09:22,624 --> 01:09:24,460
You walk in that house, chances are
you'll get exsanguinated
1125
01:09:24,543 --> 01:09:27,588
in less than a minute
walking through the door.
1126
01:09:27,671 --> 01:09:31,048
-Sounds like fun.
-Hey, I'm serious.
1127
01:09:31,132 --> 01:09:32,467
You gotta follow my lead.
1128
01:09:35,470 --> 01:09:36,929
Whatever it takes
to save my brother.
1129
01:09:39,807 --> 01:09:42,392
You know I always thought
I'd die alone.
1130
01:09:42,476 --> 01:09:44,936
It's nice to know
I got some company.
1131
01:09:47,481 --> 01:09:49,065
[Elliot] Always aim for the chest.
1132
01:09:49,149 --> 01:09:52,902
A wooden stake or a silver blade
through the heart,
1133
01:09:52,985 --> 01:09:54,820
are the only proven way
to kill these bastards.
1134
01:09:55,029 --> 01:09:57,156
How-- how long have you been
killing these things for?
1135
01:09:59,200 --> 01:10:00,743
A long fucking time.
1136
01:10:00,826 --> 01:10:02,118
Come on.
1137
01:10:02,202 --> 01:10:04,746
Countermeasures,
always have 'em on you.
1138
01:10:04,829 --> 01:10:07,957
Crosses,
the fear of God slows 'em down.
1139
01:10:08,041 --> 01:10:09,959
But mine packs an extra punch.
1140
01:10:10,043 --> 01:10:11,169
Cute.
1141
01:10:11,252 --> 01:10:12,962
Holy water.
1142
01:10:13,087 --> 01:10:16,966
Only use this as a last resort
when shit really hits the fan, okay?
1143
01:10:17,050 --> 01:10:22,680
And no self-respecting
vampire hunter ever leaves home without
1144
01:10:24,348 --> 01:10:25,974
a pack of these babies.
Liquid garlic.
1145
01:10:27,184 --> 01:10:31,522
Explodes on contact
with any vamp scum.
1146
01:10:31,605 --> 01:10:33,524
Huh, vamp scum?
1147
01:10:33,607 --> 01:10:35,067
Yeah. What?
1148
01:10:35,359 --> 01:10:37,736
Nothing. It's a cool nickname.
1149
01:10:38,654 --> 01:10:42,074
And last but sure as shit
not least, there's the four-second rule.
1150
01:10:42,157 --> 01:10:45,661
Now, a typical vampire
just wants to drain your blood
and leave you for dead, right?
1151
01:10:46,370 --> 01:10:50,707
But if you get fangs in
with the dark Lord or his ilk,
1152
01:10:50,791 --> 01:10:54,378
you got exactly four Mississippis
to get 'em out before you turn.
1153
01:10:54,461 --> 01:10:55,712
And if you do turn,
I got no choice,
1154
01:10:56,004 --> 01:10:59,341
but to stake your ass
to the grave.
1155
01:11:00,300 --> 01:11:01,510
Ditto.
1156
01:11:02,844 --> 01:11:04,972
-[snazzy score]
-Fat chance, kid.
1157
01:11:07,224 --> 01:11:09,142
[Elliot] We're close.
1158
01:11:10,060 --> 01:11:11,979
[Flynn] Anything else I should know?
1159
01:11:12,437 --> 01:11:14,523
Yeah, yeah, there is.
1160
01:11:15,774 --> 01:11:18,359
We're gonna do everything we
can to help your brother.
1161
01:11:18,734 --> 01:11:21,779
But there are thousands of lives
at stake here.
1162
01:11:23,614 --> 01:11:25,991
Now, we got three hours
till sunrise
1163
01:11:26,074 --> 01:11:28,618
and a lot of vampire ass to kick
between now and then.
1164
01:11:28,702 --> 01:11:30,537
So, are you ready?
1165
01:11:32,121 --> 01:11:33,455
Actually give me one second.
1166
01:11:34,957 --> 01:11:36,208
What the hell are you doing?
1167
01:11:36,834 --> 01:11:38,836
I may have missed
the semi-finals,
1168
01:11:39,086 --> 01:11:41,255
I'm gonna show the league
that I'm good enough to go pro.
1169
01:11:41,338 --> 01:11:44,174
-You're filming this?
-Got a problem with that?
1170
01:11:44,341 --> 01:11:46,844
-Do I have a choice?
-No, not really.
1171
01:11:47,261 --> 01:11:49,722
Alright, locked and loaded.
1172
01:12:58,832 --> 01:13:00,000
[Sawyer] Holy crap, guys.
1173
01:13:00,084 --> 01:13:02,127
-Flynn Chambers is back on live.
-Oh, my gosh.
1174
01:13:02,211 --> 01:13:05,506
And it looks like she's in
a secret bunker with her dad.
1175
01:13:05,589 --> 01:13:08,425
That's not her dad.
Her dad died three years ago.
1176
01:13:08,509 --> 01:13:11,845
Let's just say it,
her outfit's pretty badass.
She looks like she can kill.
1177
01:13:11,929 --> 01:13:15,349
And the whole bow and arrow thing
is very Fortnite 2019.
1178
01:13:15,432 --> 01:13:17,935
But she's bringing it back
and I'm here for it.
1179
01:13:18,018 --> 01:13:21,105
This stuff is legit scary though.
We need to find out who that guy is.
1180
01:13:21,188 --> 01:13:23,899
Yeah, for real.
That guy is mad sus.
1181
01:13:23,982 --> 01:13:26,359
Wait, look--
looks like she's starting.
1182
01:13:27,527 --> 01:13:30,029
[dog barks]
1183
01:13:40,206 --> 01:13:42,709
[dark film music]
1184
01:13:46,587 --> 01:13:47,879
Whoa, whoa.
1185
01:13:47,963 --> 01:13:49,715
Easy here, ladies.
1186
01:13:50,507 --> 01:13:51,550
Easy, girls.
1187
01:13:52,050 --> 01:13:53,218
Easy now.
1188
01:13:53,760 --> 01:13:55,428
[Heavy metal film music]
1189
01:14:01,975 --> 01:14:03,393
A little help here!
1190
01:14:14,779 --> 01:14:16,614
A little help here!
1191
01:14:39,763 --> 01:14:44,517
-Nice reflexes there, lady.
-Fuck you very much.
1192
01:14:44,601 --> 01:14:46,019
Here.
1193
01:14:46,102 --> 01:14:47,896
Rektor's close.
1194
01:14:47,979 --> 01:14:50,023
I can feel it.
1195
01:14:50,106 --> 01:14:53,568
[Flynn] So when we find Rektor,
how do we take him down?
1196
01:14:53,651 --> 01:14:56,070
Yeah, thanks for reminding me.
1197
01:14:58,114 --> 01:15:01,451
Are you fucking kidding me? You insane?
1198
01:15:01,534 --> 01:15:03,536
When I said I'd die alone,
I wasn't fucking.
1199
01:15:09,167 --> 01:15:12,712
There's no known way to kill
a Dark Lord or his queen.
1200
01:15:12,796 --> 01:15:15,589
I'm just looking for some way,
any way to break the cycle
1201
01:15:15,672 --> 01:15:18,383
and in the transition
maybe save your brother.
1202
01:15:18,467 --> 01:15:19,718
Alright.
1203
01:15:19,968 --> 01:15:23,889
The simple fact is ain't nobody
ever done that and lived to tell the tale.
1204
01:15:24,932 --> 01:15:28,143
Nobody but nobodyin a thousand years
1205
01:15:28,519 --> 01:15:31,896
has ever successfully taken downthe leader of a vampire syndicate.
1206
01:15:31,979 --> 01:15:35,191
In fact, there's only beenthree documented attempts.
1207
01:15:35,274 --> 01:15:39,529
First, is none other than theinspiration for Dracula himself.
1208
01:15:39,612 --> 01:15:41,196
Vlad the Impaler.
1209
01:15:41,279 --> 01:15:43,907
A brutal leader who,as legend has it,
1210
01:15:43,990 --> 01:15:48,495
dipped pieces of breadin bowls of his victims' blood.
1211
01:15:48,578 --> 01:15:51,163
He staked their bodiesall over Eastern Europe.
1212
01:15:51,247 --> 01:15:52,747
But not documented,Vlad was almost defeated
1213
01:15:52,831 --> 01:15:56,251
by a Bavarian goldsmithnamed Syd the Shylock.
1214
01:15:56,334 --> 01:15:58,586
Trapped Vlad with the aidof his cousin, Esther,
1215
01:15:58,670 --> 01:16:02,382
who well may be a whore.
1216
01:16:02,465 --> 01:16:07,095
And he fed him divine waterand garlic injections for three weeks straight.
1217
01:16:07,178 --> 01:16:09,763
But one morningwhen Syd left for town,
1218
01:16:09,847 --> 01:16:14,977
Vlad seduced Esther,with the promiseof a real apple.
1219
01:16:15,060 --> 01:16:17,104
It was very rare those days.
1220
01:16:17,187 --> 01:16:19,564
And that was the end of Sydand Esther and the last time
1221
01:16:19,647 --> 01:16:24,235
anybody ever sawor heard of Vlad the Impaler.
1222
01:16:24,318 --> 01:16:26,612
And then there's Jack theRipper.
1223
01:16:26,696 --> 01:16:29,657
Most consider the Welsh murderer,the very first serial killer,
1224
01:16:29,740 --> 01:16:32,743
but while Scotland Yardwas desperate to catch Jack,
1225
01:16:32,827 --> 01:16:37,623
one detective,Frederick George Abberline,
1226
01:16:37,707 --> 01:16:39,792
knew the truth.Jack wasn't a serial killer.
1227
01:16:39,876 --> 01:16:42,211
He was the leaderof a Welsh vampire syndicate,
1228
01:16:42,295 --> 01:16:45,088
known as The Blood Prince.
1229
01:16:46,380 --> 01:16:49,508
And our friend Frederick almostbusted the entire ring.
1230
01:16:49,592 --> 01:16:53,804
Killed dozens of vampsincluding several members of Jack's own family.
1231
01:16:53,888 --> 01:16:57,141
But even with the most inventivesteampunk armory,
1232
01:16:57,224 --> 01:16:58,976
some of whichwe still use today,
1233
01:16:59,059 --> 01:17:01,937
his tactics were no matchfor the Ripper.
1234
01:17:02,021 --> 01:17:04,148
The Blood Princeseduced Frederick
1235
01:17:04,231 --> 01:17:08,235
with the one thingthe detective always wanted,
1236
01:17:08,319 --> 01:17:10,195
dental surgery.
1237
01:17:10,279 --> 01:17:12,656
Which brings us to the Rektor's,
1238
01:17:12,740 --> 01:17:16,285
this creepy fucking bunker,and our sorry asses.
1239
01:17:17,119 --> 01:17:19,246
Yeah, well, I'm not down
for a suicide mission, bro.
1240
01:17:19,330 --> 01:17:21,832
Okay, you're gonna need
to give me something else to work with.
1241
01:17:21,916 --> 01:17:24,001
According to the great prophecy,
1242
01:17:24,084 --> 01:17:26,170
there's one way to kill
a Dark Lord,
1243
01:17:26,253 --> 01:17:30,549
and that's for him
to get fanged
1244
01:17:30,633 --> 01:17:34,178
by somebody from his own blood order,
i.e. somebody that he himself converted.
1245
01:17:35,304 --> 01:17:38,182
That right there is just
downright impossible, honey.
1246
01:17:38,349 --> 01:17:39,975
There has to be another way.
1247
01:17:40,059 --> 01:17:43,103
Now, you find that out.
1248
01:17:44,063 --> 01:17:45,773
And you let me know, okay.
1249
01:17:45,856 --> 01:17:47,191
[vampire growls]
1250
01:17:51,445 --> 01:17:53,197
Our guests have arrived.
1251
01:17:53,989 --> 01:17:55,783
Rektor's bodyguard.
1252
01:17:56,283 --> 01:17:59,328
Might be the only one that knows
where your brother is now.
1253
01:17:59,411 --> 01:18:01,664
Hey buddy, how you doing?
1254
01:18:03,999 --> 01:18:05,918
More coming to your way.
1255
01:18:09,295 --> 01:18:12,924
ELLIOT:
I bet you're wonderingwhy the big guy didn't take us down?
1256
01:18:13,007 --> 01:18:17,303
Well, because he knowsand I know, we're already dead.
1257
01:18:18,971 --> 01:18:20,138
Alright.
1258
01:18:21,682 --> 01:18:23,266
Are you ready for this?
1259
01:18:23,350 --> 01:18:25,935
Because things are about to go
from mildly nightmarish
1260
01:18:26,018 --> 01:18:28,646
to completely batshit
fucking crazy.
1261
01:18:29,647 --> 01:18:31,649
What do you think,
they're waiting for us?
1262
01:18:31,732 --> 01:18:33,024
What the fuck do you think?
1263
01:18:35,318 --> 01:18:37,821
All the shit we do for family.
1264
01:18:43,159 --> 01:18:46,538
[Dark organ music "Toccata
and Fugue in D minor" by Bach]
1265
01:19:14,816 --> 01:19:15,984
Oh my God.
1266
01:19:16,776 --> 01:19:18,570
That's the worst thing
I've ever seen.
1267
01:19:19,029 --> 01:19:21,031
All that blood for one vampire?
1268
01:19:21,197 --> 01:19:22,532
Not just one.
1269
01:19:22,615 --> 01:19:24,199
You see all them tube feeders?
1270
01:19:24,533 --> 01:19:26,869
Means this vamp ring
is a lot bigger than I thought.
1271
01:19:29,329 --> 01:19:30,621
[Elliot] Come on.
1272
01:19:39,213 --> 01:19:40,505
Oh God.
1273
01:19:41,006 --> 01:19:43,175
-Looks like a--
-Trap.
1274
01:19:48,472 --> 01:19:49,972
Jack?
1275
01:19:50,056 --> 01:19:52,016
Jack, Jack, come on.
1276
01:19:52,099 --> 01:19:54,977
Jack, look,
Jack, you have to wake up.
1277
01:19:55,061 --> 01:19:57,354
[shushes] Stop.
1278
01:19:59,022 --> 01:20:01,941
Mr Jones. Welcome to the party.
1279
01:20:02,025 --> 01:20:03,485
Hello, bitch.
1280
01:20:03,735 --> 01:20:04,861
Flynn.
1281
01:20:04,944 --> 01:20:07,238
Hey, where is he, vamp scum?
1282
01:20:07,405 --> 01:20:09,491
He's been waiting for you.
1283
01:20:09,908 --> 01:20:12,202
Where is he?
1284
01:20:12,285 --> 01:20:13,411
[hisses]
1285
01:20:14,037 --> 01:20:15,997
Oh, I'm sorry,
was that a question?
1286
01:20:16,081 --> 01:20:19,000
'Cause I thought you knew
everything about us.
1287
01:20:19,084 --> 01:20:20,710
Try me.
1288
01:20:27,842 --> 01:20:30,178
Jesus, fuck.
1289
01:20:30,261 --> 01:20:32,555
They've been hiding his decline
for years.
1290
01:20:32,639 --> 01:20:34,307
That's Rektor?
1291
01:20:34,891 --> 01:20:38,019
-Who did we speak to before?
-Goddamn deepfake program.
1292
01:20:38,103 --> 01:20:41,106
Remember, trust nobody.
Believe nothing.
1293
01:20:42,232 --> 01:20:45,693
And this piece of shit,
it's been a long time coming,
1294
01:20:46,069 --> 01:20:49,197
you bloodsucking megalomaniac
shitfucker.
1295
01:20:49,280 --> 01:20:53,243
Now, huh,
we meet at last.
1296
01:20:53,326 --> 01:20:54,702
Well, not exactly.
1297
01:21:00,625 --> 01:21:02,335
You missed them
by about an hour.
1298
01:21:02,418 --> 01:21:03,837
We did?
1299
01:21:04,587 --> 01:21:08,550
Beverly Rektor
has safely transitioned
1300
01:21:12,303 --> 01:21:14,472
to her new host body.
1301
01:21:14,556 --> 01:21:17,058
What about this piece of shit?
Oh, well, Steven is somewhere in transit,
1302
01:21:17,142 --> 01:21:19,477
as his host completes
his transfusion.
1303
01:21:21,563 --> 01:21:26,317
Once the royal blood is in,
it means the spirit can finally
1304
01:21:26,401 --> 01:21:29,028
bind the body.
It's the final step.
1305
01:21:29,112 --> 01:21:30,947
-I'm sorry, darling.
-No!
1306
01:21:33,491 --> 01:21:35,535
No fucking way.
1307
01:21:36,452 --> 01:21:38,788
He didn't know what he was
getting into, alright?
1308
01:21:39,247 --> 01:21:41,207
You can do whatever the hell
you want with her.
1309
01:21:41,833 --> 01:21:43,918
Stay the fuck away from
my brother.
1310
01:21:45,920 --> 01:21:47,880
Think they'll just kill
each other?
1311
01:21:48,172 --> 01:21:51,008
Have fun draining, Mr. Jones.
1312
01:21:51,133 --> 01:21:53,844
I'm gonna make sure the sister
stays in the family.
1313
01:21:54,344 --> 01:21:56,138
Holy shit.
1314
01:21:57,014 --> 01:21:59,016
They want you to be
the liaison.
1315
01:22:01,185 --> 01:22:03,270
It's a half-vampire,
half-human
1316
01:22:03,353 --> 01:22:06,356
bound to the do the bidding
of the king and queen, forever.
1317
01:22:08,442 --> 01:22:10,611
No, that's not gonna happen.
1318
01:22:10,694 --> 01:22:13,655
I've always wanted to taste
someone's integrity.
1319
01:22:15,239 --> 01:22:16,782
Bring it, vamp scum.
1320
01:22:16,866 --> 01:22:18,576
[hisses]
1321
01:22:27,168 --> 01:22:28,544
That was easy.
1322
01:22:45,895 --> 01:22:47,563
Jesus!
1323
01:22:49,065 --> 01:22:51,274
[dramatic film music]
1324
01:23:11,544 --> 01:23:13,964
Get the hell off me,
you fucking vamp.
1325
01:23:23,139 --> 01:23:24,641
Die Bitch!
1326
01:23:31,273 --> 01:23:33,024
Did she?
1327
01:23:33,108 --> 01:23:34,192
Am I?
1328
01:23:34,276 --> 01:23:36,528
Nah, you're good.
1329
01:23:45,537 --> 01:23:48,623
Alright,
let's shut this shit down.
1330
01:23:50,583 --> 01:23:54,336
I'm sorry, guys.
He's mine now.
1331
01:23:55,712 --> 01:23:59,507
Don't listen to her.
She's a queen now. Not her true self.
1332
01:23:59,590 --> 01:24:02,051
No, no, that's Liz.
1333
01:24:03,553 --> 01:24:05,930
I'm gonna gut this bitch
once and for all.
1334
01:24:06,014 --> 01:24:08,683
Oh, sweetie, try me.
1335
01:24:17,650 --> 01:24:19,152
[Flynn] A little help here!
1336
01:24:25,783 --> 01:24:27,577
[hisses]
1337
01:24:30,496 --> 01:24:32,707
[EDM version of “Toccata
and Fugue in D minor"]
1338
01:24:42,508 --> 01:24:43,843
[hisses]
1339
01:25:12,372 --> 01:25:13,580
Flynn!
1340
01:25:13,663 --> 01:25:16,208
Fucking queen,
don't let her get away!
1341
01:26:02,838 --> 01:26:04,256
-Press the blood.
-FLYNN: Where's the button?
1342
01:26:04,339 --> 01:26:05,631
Press the fucking blood.
1343
01:26:07,258 --> 01:26:08,592
ELLIOT:
The plan is not exactly simple.
1344
01:26:08,676 --> 01:26:10,594
Feeding Rektor back his own royal bloodtakes a lot of steps.
1345
01:26:10,678 --> 01:26:11,637
So, to make it clear,for all you
1346
01:26:11,720 --> 01:26:16,434
YouTubing, TikTokingcocksuckers out there,
1347
01:26:16,517 --> 01:26:18,060
here are some tips.
1348
01:26:18,144 --> 01:26:20,187
[relaxed film music]
1349
01:27:12,448 --> 01:27:14,742
[moans and screams]
1350
01:27:14,825 --> 01:27:16,201
Aaah! Help.
1351
01:27:16,284 --> 01:27:18,160
Oh, my God, Flynn.
1352
01:27:19,660 --> 01:27:20,870
Please get me out of this thing.
1353
01:27:22,622 --> 01:27:23,789
Look.
1354
01:27:25,875 --> 01:27:27,251
Oh God!
1355
01:27:27,335 --> 01:27:28,669
[Steven hisses]
1356
01:27:33,216 --> 01:27:35,425
[Jack and Flynn scream]
1357
01:27:35,509 --> 01:27:37,301
ELLIOT:
Ah, you thought I forgot.
1358
01:27:37,384 --> 01:27:42,139
So, the thirdand perhaps the closest,
1359
01:27:42,223 --> 01:27:47,269
anybody's ever come to busting a syndicatehappened in the afternoon of November 24th in 1971.
1360
01:27:47,353 --> 01:27:50,146
A charismatic vampposing as an ad man
1361
01:27:50,313 --> 01:27:53,900
was well on his wayto manipulating the masses
1362
01:27:53,983 --> 01:27:57,237
through Madison Avenue and forming a movementto create large feeding areas
1363
01:27:57,320 --> 01:28:00,365
that would later become knownas discos.
1364
01:28:00,448 --> 01:28:02,158
But on his way to triumph,he was double crossed
1365
01:28:02,242 --> 01:28:04,577
by a royal member
1366
01:28:04,661 --> 01:28:07,330
who was determined to usethis disco concept
1367
01:28:07,413 --> 01:28:10,166
for a long time dreamto become a popstar.
1368
01:28:10,250 --> 01:28:13,753
She sold out the ad manto an elite group of slayers,
1369
01:28:13,836 --> 01:28:19,217
who staged a coup on a flightfrom Portland to Seattle.
1370
01:28:19,300 --> 01:28:22,261
Sensing danger, the now iconic bloodsucker,otherwise known
1371
01:28:22,344 --> 01:28:25,305
by the name of D.B. Cooper
1372
01:28:25,389 --> 01:28:27,265
disappeared forever.
1373
01:28:28,765 --> 01:28:30,517
[Jack] Oh, fuck me!
1374
01:28:30,600 --> 01:28:32,686
[Jack] Oh, God. Whoa.
1375
01:28:32,769 --> 01:28:34,645
Oh, my God, oh, my God, Flynn.
1376
01:28:34,728 --> 01:28:37,273
I'm so sorry, you were right.
You were right about all of it.
1377
01:28:37,356 --> 01:28:39,024
I know,
what else is new?
1378
01:28:39,567 --> 01:28:40,818
[Jack] Please get me out of this thing.
1379
01:28:40,901 --> 01:28:42,403
-Come on.
-Uhhh.
1380
01:28:43,362 --> 01:28:44,862
Oh my God.
1381
01:28:45,738 --> 01:28:47,322
-Are we too late?
-Oh, yeah.
1382
01:28:47,406 --> 01:28:49,741
Listen, you did
a pretty good job.
1383
01:28:49,825 --> 01:28:50,909
-Yeah.
-What about this?
1384
01:28:50,993 --> 01:28:52,577
Oh, yeah.
1385
01:28:56,414 --> 01:28:59,166
You got three minutes to get
your brother out of here.
1386
01:29:00,918 --> 01:29:03,254
Hey, it was pretty fun,
wasn't it?
1387
01:29:03,337 --> 01:29:04,797
Huh?
1388
01:29:04,880 --> 01:29:06,591
Not really.
1389
01:29:06,674 --> 01:29:07,717
OK.
1390
01:29:09,885 --> 01:29:12,470
Let's go.
It was nice meeting you again.
1391
01:29:12,554 --> 01:29:15,765
Hey, remember, trust nobody.
1392
01:29:17,349 --> 01:29:19,518
Believe nothing.
1393
01:29:21,020 --> 01:29:23,147
[exciting film music]
1394
01:29:38,621 --> 01:29:39,747
[Elliot] Flynn!
1395
01:29:39,830 --> 01:29:41,999
[Liz screams]
1396
01:29:43,417 --> 01:29:45,794
[screaming]
1397
01:29:55,804 --> 01:29:58,474
[screaming]
1398
01:30:07,650 --> 01:30:08,901
Come on, let's go.
1399
01:30:18,160 --> 01:30:23,082
[calm song "Always"
by Sonia Wingert]
1400
01:30:27,961 --> 01:30:29,088
It's vamp time.
1401
01:30:35,886 --> 01:30:37,554
winner
1402
01:30:39,848 --> 01:30:42,476
Stephen Rektor passed away after 368 years!
1403
01:30:42,559 --> 01:30:44,645
Deaths of Stephen Rektor
and his wife confirmed!
1404
01:30:44,728 --> 01:30:47,940
Vampire VIPs mourn
the loss of their leader...
1405
01:31:24,935 --> 01:31:29,148
Good show.
Elliot Jones did it. Hoo, hoo!
1406
01:31:29,231 --> 01:31:32,651
ELLIOT:
So, if you're ever invitedto an exclusive party
1407
01:31:32,735 --> 01:31:34,903
that you have no businessbeing in
1408
01:31:34,987 --> 01:31:39,366
or offereda business opportunity
1409
01:31:39,450 --> 01:31:42,077
Or you meetan impeccably-dressed
1410
01:31:42,161 --> 01:31:46,039
handsome billionairewho has a Red Room,
1411
01:31:46,123 --> 01:31:49,126
you need to ask yourself,"Am I the preyor the predator?"
1412
01:31:51,628 --> 01:31:55,299
And "Do I have what it takesto be a motherfucking slayer?"
1413
01:32:00,137 --> 01:32:04,016
[Heavy Metal Song "Unkillable
Bitch" by Taylor Locke]
1414
01:33:47,828 --> 01:33:49,872
[distorted voice] Dark evidence!
1415
01:33:50,664 --> 01:33:52,540
-Rektor is dead?
-Yeah.
1416
01:33:52,623 --> 01:33:55,334
-What do you think really happened?
-I don't know, man.
1417
01:33:56,586 --> 01:33:58,880
Do you think...
1418
01:33:58,963 --> 01:34:03,259
Do you think that's why
Elliot Jones' disappeared?
1419
01:34:04,093 --> 01:34:07,221
Do you think he took out Rektor?
1420
01:34:07,430 --> 01:34:09,849
Maybe they call
him "e-Rektor" now.
1421
01:34:12,058 --> 01:34:14,352
-Oh man.
-Here's to Elliot.
1422
01:34:14,436 --> 01:34:17,188
Mister Jones, RIP.
1423
01:34:18,272 --> 01:34:19,815
- Salute.
-Yeah!
1424
01:34:19,899 --> 01:34:23,402
And to Rektor, burn in hell. Motherfucker!
1425
01:34:32,620 --> 01:34:35,497
-I know a lot of you have questions
-I definitely do.
1426
01:34:35,581 --> 01:34:38,125
Is this a new promo for
a new vampire movie?
1427
01:34:38,208 --> 01:34:40,544
And if so, what's the name?
1428
01:34:40,628 --> 01:34:43,213
And I guess Jules finally quit the business!
1429
01:34:43,589 --> 01:34:45,173
And when is Liz's new nail kit coming out?
1430
01:34:45,256 --> 01:34:47,717
Because this bitch definitely needs it.
1431
01:34:47,800 --> 01:34:49,676
Sophie, what's our news for today?
1432
01:34:51,636 --> 01:34:53,638
Okay folks, so I listened
to NPR, and basically
1433
01:34:53,721 --> 01:34:56,974
everyone went missing from the compound
1434
01:34:57,058 --> 01:34:59,977
And there are serious reports of foul play
1435
01:35:00,061 --> 01:35:01,561
What's NPR, girl!?
1436
01:35:02,937 --> 01:35:04,063
idiot.
1437
01:35:05,981 --> 01:35:08,442
So today let's
look back at the live
1438
01:35:08,525 --> 01:35:10,401
streams and posts
from the past few days.
1439
01:35:10,485 --> 01:35:15,156
But before we do that, there is a
big thank you to our sponsor: LIT.
1440
01:35:15,239 --> 01:35:18,576
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1441
01:35:18,660 --> 01:35:20,828
Don't forget to subscribe to us.
1442
01:35:20,912 --> 01:35:22,830
What about my
sweatshirt sponsorship?
1443
01:35:22,914 --> 01:35:25,083
-Who cares?
-What? But that has to...
1444
01:35:26,000 --> 01:35:30,922
[calm film music]
1445
00:13:20,600 --> 00:13:22,800
WHAT NOT TO DO
1446
00:13:25,000 --> 00:13:27,800
1. Accept the invitation
to a fancy hotel suite
1447
00:13:32,500 --> 00:13:35,300
2. Not even from the head
of a record label
1448
00:13:46,100 --> 00:13:48,100
3. Especially when a creep
opens the door
1449
01:12:12,100 --> 01:12:15,100
"Look Left!!!" "I can only laugh"
"Who is the weird guy" "Call the police!"
1450
01:14:05,750 --> 01:14:06,750
"Bitches with FANGS? WHAT‽"
1451
01:14:06,750 --> 01:14:08,000
"Rehearsing for ComicCon?"
1452
01:14:08,000 --> 01:14:09,000
"..evil twins, my favorite!"
1453
01:14:09,000 --> 01:14:10,000
"Shit connection"
1454
01:24:48,000 --> 01:24:50,950
You dare touch my queen?
1455
01:24:53,800 --> 01:24:56,750
I will feast and suck you dry!
1456
01:24:58,650 --> 01:25:01,150
f - F — FUCK YOU!
1457
01:25:02,950 --> 01:25:05,350
Fuck me? Fuck your jacket, you look ridiculous.
1458
01:25:07,350 --> 01:25:11,150
Hard to take you seriously when your face looks like a bloody asshole
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[HOW TO DRAIN VAMPIRE BLOOD]
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[CHECKLIST]
Water... Alcohol... etc...
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Step 1
Fill machine with distilled water
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Step 2
Clean injection site
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Step 3
Tape down the injection needle
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Step 4
Ensure everything is properly connected
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Step 5
Hit the transfusion machine like an old Nintendo (important)
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Step 6
Find the reverse switch.
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Step 7
Flip the reverse switch
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WARNING:
People may violently awaken.
Please hold tightly.
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