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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:15,845 --> 00:00:16,112 Well, 2 00:00:17,780 --> 00:00:21,683 if you were going to take me on a road trip with Canada, where would you take me? 3 00:00:21,983 --> 00:00:24,385 I would take you 4 00:00:24,452 --> 00:00:26,787 from Vancouver 5 00:00:26,787 --> 00:00:31,191 to Cologne to Alberta. 6 00:00:31,257 --> 00:00:33,126 What would we see in the sights? 7 00:00:33,126 --> 00:00:35,094 A shit ton of deer. 8 00:00:35,094 --> 00:00:37,029 A shit ton of just nothing. 9 00:00:37,029 --> 00:00:39,264 Because it's a lot. 10 00:00:40,198 --> 00:00:44,168 And that's about it. 11 00:00:44,201 --> 00:00:46,436 Can you tell me about the wildlife in Canada? 12 00:00:47,137 --> 00:00:49,405 What's your, like, national animal? 13 00:00:49,405 --> 00:00:51,507 Is it the moose? 14 00:00:51,507 --> 00:00:53,508 Do you even know it's a beaver? 15 00:00:53,875 --> 00:00:55,577 Is it a visitor? Yeah. 16 00:00:55,577 --> 00:00:57,478 Maybe it's a moose. It's a moose or beaver. 17 00:00:57,478 --> 00:00:59,780 Have you ever seen a beaver in the wild? 18 00:00:59,780 --> 00:01:01,915 I think when I was like, young. 19 00:01:02,115 --> 00:01:04,217 Yeah. 20 00:01:04,217 --> 00:01:06,986 I never had any strange encounters with wildlife up there. 21 00:01:07,753 --> 00:01:08,887 This is in Texas. 22 00:01:08,887 --> 00:01:09,387 Like I grew up. 23 00:01:09,387 --> 00:01:13,324 There's deer everywhere, So they're just not afraid of like you've been driving. 24 00:01:13,324 --> 00:01:16,126 Like, Hey, what's going on? You got me. So, you know, just come up to you. 25 00:01:16,226 --> 00:01:17,360 That's like moose, too. 26 00:01:17,360 --> 00:01:19,295 I find Moose. Come up to the car, like, 27 00:01:20,396 --> 00:01:21,130 put your shit up. 28 00:01:21,130 --> 00:01:22,198 Huge. 29 00:01:22,198 --> 00:01:24,800 Like, how many people die from Moose a year? 30 00:01:26,134 --> 00:01:28,202 What, like hitting them in the car? Right. 31 00:01:28,202 --> 00:01:30,271 Oh, I thought you meant, like, just from, like, charging you. 32 00:01:30,271 --> 00:01:30,871 I have. 33 00:01:31,838 --> 00:01:34,140 Did you have any high school friends who died from Moose? 34 00:01:34,140 --> 00:01:37,910 You know, surprisingly, in Canada, you'd think that would happen. 35 00:01:38,477 --> 00:01:41,313 Do you have, like, a lot of like, people dying 36 00:01:41,313 --> 00:01:44,248 from slipping on the roads? 37 00:01:45,182 --> 00:01:48,485 Like, oh, a weird question. 38 00:01:48,485 --> 00:01:50,486 Sure. Yeah. 39 00:01:50,486 --> 00:01:53,856 I mean, I guess I guess it doesn't snow here, so you don't really know. 40 00:01:54,289 --> 00:01:56,224 Yeah, it is a snow, right? Yeah. 41 00:01:56,224 --> 00:01:59,060 I mean, it's funny when it's funny when people slip in Canada. 42 00:01:59,894 --> 00:02:01,829 It's. Well, it's funny when people slip away. 43 00:02:01,829 --> 00:02:03,130 Yeah. Yeah. 44 00:02:03,130 --> 00:02:05,398 But in Canada, it's just like you see, everyone falls. 45 00:02:06,766 --> 00:02:07,366 Where? No. 46 00:02:07,366 --> 00:02:08,267 Tell me about 47 00:02:11,570 --> 00:02:13,038 this little feeling. 48 00:02:13,038 --> 00:02:15,306 It's like one. Isn't this one? 49 00:02:15,306 --> 00:02:19,343 I was in middle school and everything was ice on the outside, 50 00:02:19,343 --> 00:02:20,644 and everyone walked out 51 00:02:20,644 --> 00:02:23,746 and really struggling to get to their parents cars and shit. 52 00:02:24,246 --> 00:02:26,548 That's what happens in Canada. 53 00:02:26,748 --> 00:02:28,917 Did you just set up shop and just watch people? 54 00:02:29,050 --> 00:02:30,451 Yeah. Okay. 55 00:02:30,451 --> 00:02:31,852 Do you think I'll get the most. 56 00:02:31,852 --> 00:02:32,253 Hello? 57 00:02:32,253 --> 00:02:35,122 I'm like, I'll be on the outside watching you having fun. 58 00:02:35,122 --> 00:02:38,224 I slip and fall stories. Oh. 59 00:02:40,559 --> 00:02:41,660 Oh, I did it the other day, though. 60 00:02:41,660 --> 00:02:46,497 It wasn't in Canada where a lot. 61 00:02:46,497 --> 00:02:47,431 It was 62 00:02:48,099 --> 00:02:49,233 P.F. Chang's. 63 00:02:49,233 --> 00:02:51,801 Oh, I used to work there for four years. 64 00:02:51,801 --> 00:02:53,403 I actually had a slip and fall. 65 00:02:53,403 --> 00:02:54,237 Sorry, P.F. Chang's. 66 00:02:54,237 --> 00:02:56,205 But you haven't told me I didn't. 67 00:02:56,205 --> 00:02:57,806 Fell on a date. 68 00:02:57,806 --> 00:02:59,241 You're on a date if you have changed me. 69 00:02:59,241 --> 00:03:01,876 Slipped and fell. Yeah. Did he see you or were you, like. Yeah. 70 00:03:01,876 --> 00:03:05,245 He saw me and my hand went on to the table. 71 00:03:05,245 --> 00:03:07,314 Oh, so awkward. 72 00:03:07,314 --> 00:03:08,715 Did he? He's probably still like, you 73 00:03:09,882 --> 00:03:12,551 know, he wasn't actually after that date. 74 00:03:13,485 --> 00:03:14,686 Did you put out? 75 00:03:14,686 --> 00:03:17,021 No good 76 00:03:17,688 --> 00:03:18,256 luck that day. 77 00:03:18,256 --> 00:03:19,790 How did. Do you meet him on Tinder? 78 00:03:19,790 --> 00:03:22,692 Did you meet him on someone else? 79 00:03:22,692 --> 00:03:26,362 Was he as attractive as you thought? 80 00:03:26,395 --> 00:03:27,863 Did he catfishing you? 81 00:03:27,863 --> 00:03:29,998 Did you want to see him again? 82 00:03:30,665 --> 00:03:34,602 He was nice. 83 00:03:34,602 --> 00:03:35,970 So District. 84 00:03:36,804 --> 00:03:37,671 He was nice. 85 00:03:37,671 --> 00:03:41,607 But when he smiled, it was like a non friendly smile. 86 00:03:41,607 --> 00:03:43,375 Oh, that's terrible. 87 00:03:43,375 --> 00:03:46,878 But to his credit, he didn't take you on an actual date for your Thursday. 88 00:03:47,879 --> 00:03:49,981 Yeah, He wanted to watch a movie at home. 89 00:03:50,681 --> 00:03:52,116 Oh, God. 90 00:03:52,516 --> 00:03:52,749 Yeah. 91 00:03:52,749 --> 00:03:55,952 You can just jump into Netflix and chill. 92 00:03:55,952 --> 00:03:59,221 It's going to be like an intermediate between. 93 00:03:59,221 --> 00:04:03,124 So on your dating profile, 94 00:04:03,124 --> 00:04:05,660 do you have your porno pictures? 95 00:04:06,193 --> 00:04:08,996 Well, it's like he's in, like. 96 00:04:08,996 --> 00:04:09,596 Yeah, I do. 97 00:04:10,730 --> 00:04:11,231 So you 98 00:04:11,231 --> 00:04:14,166 like people when they see you on there, they know your friends, them? 99 00:04:14,600 --> 00:04:17,536 Oh, do you get. 100 00:04:17,536 --> 00:04:19,404 I feel like you'd only get guys who want to fuck you live. 101 00:04:19,404 --> 00:04:22,039 And maybe that's what you were. 102 00:04:23,007 --> 00:04:24,208 No, no. 103 00:04:24,208 --> 00:04:28,411 You know, when you're thinking about it, you are on Bumble down here. 104 00:04:29,211 --> 00:04:29,812 Yeah. 105 00:04:30,512 --> 00:04:34,682 So if I set my mobile radius to 50 feet, you might. 106 00:04:34,682 --> 00:04:37,151 That is a chance, depending on which way you're on. 107 00:04:37,151 --> 00:04:37,785 Bumble. 108 00:04:37,785 --> 00:04:39,953 No, no, I was there a while. 109 00:04:40,921 --> 00:04:43,556 I usually go, I'm on it for, like, a week, 110 00:04:43,556 --> 00:04:46,091 and then I get off it because I have one or two terrible dates. 111 00:04:46,525 --> 00:04:47,926 Yeah, I'll usually meet somebody. 112 00:04:47,926 --> 00:04:49,227 It's cool, but 113 00:04:51,296 --> 00:04:54,565 usually, you know, I've only gone on 114 00:04:54,565 --> 00:04:57,367 you going on to date. 115 00:04:57,367 --> 00:05:00,736 And other than the second part of the other, 116 00:05:00,736 --> 00:05:05,140 he was weird to me. 117 00:05:05,140 --> 00:05:05,907 I think. You 118 00:05:07,475 --> 00:05:10,477 know, I really like we 119 00:05:10,477 --> 00:05:11,011 been through that. 120 00:05:11,011 --> 00:05:11,712 Drop it off. 121 00:05:11,712 --> 00:05:14,981 Yeah, that's all this guy. 122 00:05:14,981 --> 00:05:17,316 It's like we're all sharing the meal. Guys. 123 00:05:17,316 --> 00:05:22,220 I'm really impressed with, you know, the baby carrots and the sex. 124 00:05:22,220 --> 00:05:23,788 It's very, very nice. 125 00:05:23,788 --> 00:05:25,522 Take all your needs are met. 126 00:05:25,522 --> 00:05:28,291 He's giving you there even when almost you missed the rent there. 127 00:05:28,291 --> 00:05:30,093 Dick shaped foods. 128 00:05:30,260 --> 00:05:32,495 Smaller Wednesdays. 129 00:05:32,495 --> 00:05:34,063 But she loved it 130 00:05:34,663 --> 00:05:35,997 like weekly. 131 00:05:35,997 --> 00:05:37,632 One day, one month 132 00:05:38,266 --> 00:05:40,634 I twitters and makes official. 133 00:05:40,634 --> 00:05:46,139 My Instagram is ever takes official. 134 00:05:46,139 --> 00:05:47,740 Well, it was a pleasure talking to you. 135 00:05:47,740 --> 00:05:51,309 I look forward to our road trip and I look forward to seeing you on Mondays. 136 00:05:51,776 --> 00:05:53,444 Yes, you better my slave. 137 00:05:53,444 --> 00:05:55,179 Right on, baby. 138 00:05:55,179 --> 00:05:59,816 You take me on a proper date. Um. 139 00:06:01,084 --> 00:06:03,386 Name? What's an American, Cole. 140 00:06:03,386 --> 00:06:04,520 What is his name? 141 00:06:04,520 --> 00:06:05,721 He's actually very handsome. 142 00:06:05,721 --> 00:06:07,622 He just was a dick. 143 00:06:07,622 --> 00:06:08,056 I fell. 144 00:06:08,056 --> 00:06:09,824 So I don't like him to be really handsome. 145 00:06:09,824 --> 00:06:11,258 If you went on a date with him. 146 00:06:12,293 --> 00:06:15,162 I really had a good job 147 00:06:15,428 --> 00:06:16,229 with his mother. 148 00:06:16,229 --> 00:06:16,763 Something wrong? 149 00:06:16,763 --> 00:06:19,365 Letter of recommendation? Yes. 150 00:06:19,365 --> 00:06:22,768 So what makes you swipe 151 00:06:22,768 --> 00:06:26,070 right on the. 152 00:06:26,070 --> 00:06:28,639 I like the nerdy ones. 153 00:06:28,639 --> 00:06:29,640 The nerdy guys? I do. 154 00:06:29,640 --> 00:06:30,941 I like nerdy guys. 155 00:06:30,941 --> 00:06:33,709 Like, not nerdy, but like, dorky because I'm like, 156 00:06:33,709 --> 00:06:35,277 obviously I slip and fall for P.F. 157 00:06:35,277 --> 00:06:37,946 Chang's, so I like 30 dorky guys. 158 00:06:38,380 --> 00:06:42,483 Oh, I don't trust your idea of what's nerdy and dorky. 159 00:06:43,384 --> 00:06:44,251 Give me an example. 160 00:06:44,251 --> 00:06:45,385 You can see it in, like, 161 00:06:45,385 --> 00:06:47,954 a guy's eyes because he's picture and he looks very just like, cocky. 162 00:06:47,954 --> 00:06:49,455 Just like. Like I. 163 00:06:49,455 --> 00:06:50,690 I know I look good in this photo. 164 00:06:50,690 --> 00:06:51,524 Then I'm like, 165 00:06:51,524 --> 00:06:53,058 you know, But then when you see the ones where these, like, 166 00:06:53,058 --> 00:06:55,827 they don't know if they like, like, look good, you know, they're like, 167 00:06:56,394 --> 00:06:58,729 I'm like, okay, I like that one. 168 00:06:58,729 --> 00:06:59,763 I wonder what it is. 169 00:06:59,763 --> 00:07:01,365 I guess they're just nicer. 170 00:07:01,365 --> 00:07:01,965 You don't have to worry. 171 00:07:01,965 --> 00:07:03,033 I like nice guys. 172 00:07:03,033 --> 00:07:06,135 Yeah, See, I feel like women say that, but 173 00:07:06,135 --> 00:07:09,705 then when it comes to who they hang out with, these are nice guys. 174 00:07:10,505 --> 00:07:11,473 You can't say that. 175 00:07:11,473 --> 00:07:14,108 But yeah, no, that's true. Yeah. 176 00:07:14,809 --> 00:07:15,609 You want like, 177 00:07:16,610 --> 00:07:17,744 I think the dream. 178 00:07:17,744 --> 00:07:20,513 So the, the paradigm in all the, 179 00:07:20,847 --> 00:07:23,515 the romance novels is like the bad boy, 180 00:07:23,515 --> 00:07:26,885 but then all of a sudden they become good because of their magical vagina. 181 00:07:26,918 --> 00:07:28,453 Like turns them. Yeah. 182 00:07:28,453 --> 00:07:31,688 You get the guy who fights all these women, and all of a sudden he only wants 183 00:07:32,289 --> 00:07:33,156 the one woman. 184 00:07:33,156 --> 00:07:35,625 So not true. 185 00:07:35,692 --> 00:07:39,028 I think they needed a lot of nice guys. 186 00:07:40,095 --> 00:07:43,865 Yeah, actually, I think one of them, I don't know if I should say his name, 187 00:07:43,865 --> 00:07:47,634 but he was like the nerdiest thing ever. 188 00:07:47,634 --> 00:07:49,402 And like, he was the sweetest guy. 189 00:07:49,402 --> 00:07:53,172 But then the last guy I dated was just a total dick, 190 00:07:53,639 --> 00:07:55,140 you know, like. 191 00:07:56,308 --> 00:07:58,910 Like appearances, all about appearances, you know? 192 00:07:58,910 --> 00:08:01,579 And I didn't like that, but I like the nerdy one they're taking. 193 00:08:01,579 --> 00:08:03,213 Really? Don't get me right? 194 00:08:03,213 --> 00:08:04,948 Yeah. Or some type of girl to tell you. 195 00:08:04,948 --> 00:08:06,282 Like what you couldn't. Yeah. 196 00:08:06,282 --> 00:08:08,317 If you cut your hair, I'll break up with you. 197 00:08:08,317 --> 00:08:10,619 That kind of thing. Yeah. Yeah. 198 00:08:10,619 --> 00:08:14,255 So I like the nerdy ones, though, because they don't say that, so I do not. 199 00:08:14,255 --> 00:08:15,390 This is trite. 200 00:08:15,390 --> 00:08:17,558 Yeah. How could I appear more nerdy to you? 201 00:08:18,926 --> 00:08:21,594 What if I showed you a collection of my words? 202 00:08:21,695 --> 00:08:22,762 You have to show me. 203 00:08:22,762 --> 00:08:25,264 You have to have a big stack of books. 204 00:08:25,464 --> 00:08:26,031 I do. 205 00:08:26,031 --> 00:08:27,633 I'll say I'll take you into the room. 206 00:08:27,633 --> 00:08:30,235 Okay. Oh, okay. 207 00:08:30,535 --> 00:08:33,204 Your collection. This isn't. I don't take comic books, though. I know. 208 00:08:33,237 --> 00:08:34,004 I kind of like with. 209 00:08:34,004 --> 00:08:37,040 No. Yeah, you don't have to go that far for me, but it's. 210 00:08:38,708 --> 00:08:39,108 I don't know. 211 00:08:39,108 --> 00:08:41,977 I have to see your bumble account 212 00:08:42,244 --> 00:08:43,345 interest you. 213 00:08:43,345 --> 00:08:48,149 I'll have to reactivate it to see if you think Siri. 214 00:08:48,149 --> 00:08:50,250 So are you going to 215 00:08:51,518 --> 00:08:52,686 step in 216 00:08:53,720 --> 00:09:28,747 and. Oh, my God. 217 00:09:29,148 --> 00:09:34,051 Oh, all these 218 00:09:35,486 --> 00:09:45,060 really? Oh, 219 00:09:46,428 --> 00:09:48,696 oh, oh, oh, 220 00:09:49,597 --> 00:09:53,100 oh. Hey. 221 00:09:53,100 --> 00:09:56,302 Oh, oh, oh, oh, 222 00:09:56,302 --> 00:10:05,043 oh, oh, oh, 223 00:10:06,477 --> 00:10:08,545 oh, Oh, my God. 224 00:10:09,713 --> 00:10:15,451 Oh, oh, 225 00:10:15,451 --> 00:10:18,954 oh, oh, 226 00:10:19,487 --> 00:10:28,227 oh, oh, oh, oh. 227 00:10:28,227 --> 00:10:29,996 I got to be honest with you. 228 00:10:29,996 --> 00:10:35,133 Yeah, I have never came at the same time that a guy was coming on my face. 229 00:10:35,133 --> 00:10:37,968 Yeah. Oh, was it amazing? 230 00:10:38,235 --> 00:10:40,637 That was the first time that's ever happened in my life. 231 00:10:40,637 --> 00:10:43,940 How like to make dreams come true Produces fun. 232 00:10:44,740 --> 00:11:01,687 Yes. You put your hand by. 233 00:11:01,687 --> 00:11:03,088 Okay. Hey, guys. I don't know. 234 00:11:03,088 --> 00:11:05,490 Think I had so much fun on set with Mr. 235 00:11:05,490 --> 00:11:06,491 Producer. 236 00:11:06,491 --> 00:11:09,160 And as you could tell, covered in calm. 237 00:11:09,160 --> 00:11:10,728 It was amazing. 238 00:11:10,728 --> 00:11:14,130 And make sure you check it out on producer's fun dot com 239 00:11:20,302 --> 00:11:22,604 driving home with no twitchy. 240 00:11:22,604 --> 00:11:25,773 If you sit we can do this as far as you cleaning your. 241 00:11:25,773 --> 00:11:29,809 Yeah like 242 00:11:30,343 --> 00:11:32,578 do you have any tips for come out of your hair 243 00:11:34,980 --> 00:11:36,181 wash it 244 00:11:37,082 --> 00:11:39,017 Yeah it's no secret you don't need to do 245 00:11:39,017 --> 00:11:42,219 like a detergent or some, like, heavy duty 246 00:11:43,320 --> 00:11:44,854 fireman Hammer shit. No, you don't. 247 00:11:44,854 --> 00:11:47,190 Have you ever use it to style your hair just to make. 248 00:11:47,190 --> 00:11:49,258 Yeah, a little gel? 249 00:11:49,258 --> 00:11:51,326 I like to do, like a little like wash? 250 00:11:51,526 --> 00:11:54,195 Yes, Like, yeah, Something about Mary. 251 00:11:54,362 --> 00:11:54,962 Oh, that's nice. 252 00:11:54,962 --> 00:11:55,830 One of my favorite shows. 253 00:11:55,830 --> 00:11:57,898 Yeah. Is it? Yeah. Why? 254 00:11:57,965 --> 00:12:00,267 That's one of the come on her ear. Right. And then she takes it. Yeah. 255 00:12:00,267 --> 00:12:02,101 Oh he has it on his ear. Yeah. 256 00:12:02,101 --> 00:12:06,138 He Jack four so that he do you do that before you go on a date. 257 00:12:06,138 --> 00:12:08,340 You masturbate before. No. 258 00:12:08,340 --> 00:12:10,041 I want to be horny on my date. 259 00:12:10,041 --> 00:12:12,176 So you're saying somebody went on a date with you? 260 00:12:12,176 --> 00:12:14,945 There's a good chance that you'll sleep with them if they're cool and nice. 261 00:12:14,978 --> 00:12:16,546 If they're cool, Right? 262 00:12:16,546 --> 00:12:19,815 But, like, sex on the first date is a definite possibility. 263 00:12:20,349 --> 00:12:24,986 Yes, but since your bumble account, if you have your porn stuff, 264 00:12:25,086 --> 00:12:27,888 don't let only want to talk about doing porn the whole time. 265 00:12:28,155 --> 00:12:30,557 It doesn't know, you know. Yes. Okay. So the first. 266 00:12:30,591 --> 00:12:32,359 Okay. Okay. Let me tell you a story. 267 00:12:32,359 --> 00:12:33,393 So there's one guy. 268 00:12:33,393 --> 00:12:37,796 He I told him he's in porn and two days into knowing him, he's like, 269 00:12:38,130 --> 00:12:40,231 if you're if you're going to be with me, you have to quit for me. 270 00:12:40,865 --> 00:12:42,800 I know. For two days, rose petals. 271 00:12:42,800 --> 00:12:43,968 In a word, yeah. 272 00:12:43,968 --> 00:12:45,936 Like, get something to work publicly and then meet. 273 00:12:45,936 --> 00:12:47,337 Yeah, they think it's okay. 274 00:12:47,337 --> 00:12:49,339 Another example, I met a guy at a grocery store 275 00:12:49,339 --> 00:12:51,640 which, like, I thought, okay, like, this guy is really amazing 276 00:12:52,041 --> 00:12:53,475 and that which I don't meet a lot of guys. 277 00:12:53,475 --> 00:12:55,910 I met so many women who think that meeting the guy at the grocery 278 00:12:55,910 --> 00:12:59,780 store is like the ultimate it it was thought it was amazing. 279 00:12:59,780 --> 00:13:02,482 But then I texted him and he's just like, I tell him what I do, 280 00:13:02,883 --> 00:13:06,185 and then he's like, Come over and take 281 00:13:07,286 --> 00:13:08,320 my big cock. 282 00:13:08,320 --> 00:13:10,655 And I'm like, okay, cool. No, 283 00:13:12,190 --> 00:13:13,458 I'm sorry, that sucks. 284 00:13:13,458 --> 00:13:15,526 Yeah, but I mean, 285 00:13:16,160 --> 00:13:18,929 yeah, See, I feel like if a guy tells you 286 00:13:18,929 --> 00:13:23,032 that you have to quit porn, you better also be taking care of you pay your bills. 287 00:13:23,032 --> 00:13:23,265 I'm sure. 288 00:13:23,265 --> 00:13:25,901 Not even that. But, like, that's like quitting. 289 00:13:26,101 --> 00:13:27,202 I lost my job. 290 00:13:27,202 --> 00:13:30,271 I'm not going to quit something that I love for some guy, right? 291 00:13:30,905 --> 00:13:33,707 Yeah. See, I have that same problem. 292 00:13:33,707 --> 00:13:34,474 So I used to hate. 293 00:13:34,474 --> 00:13:36,576 I didn't really hate it, but I. 294 00:13:37,143 --> 00:13:39,845 I didn't post, like, for stuff on my bumble. 295 00:13:40,279 --> 00:13:41,780 I'm not like, I'm not a performer. 296 00:13:41,780 --> 00:13:45,916 But yeah, but what I figured out is it scares away 297 00:13:45,916 --> 00:13:47,484 the people that 298 00:13:47,484 --> 00:13:50,987 I don't want to date anyhow, and then it attracts the people who are okay with it. 299 00:13:51,387 --> 00:13:55,591 So really, for me, but as a woman, it's different because you're going to get 300 00:13:55,591 --> 00:13:59,494 a lot of guys get jealous of you either that they get jealous, whereas yeah. 301 00:13:59,627 --> 00:14:04,131 Me Well, I'll also meet some who think or pretend they're going to be okay with it, 302 00:14:04,131 --> 00:14:05,966 and then they just get jealous and then they get jealous. 303 00:14:05,966 --> 00:14:07,834 Yeah, but at least there's a way that women 304 00:14:07,834 --> 00:14:10,035 who know they definitely wouldn't be okay with it. 305 00:14:10,636 --> 00:14:14,205 Yeah, See, just. 306 00:14:15,039 --> 00:14:15,973 We're just. 307 00:14:15,973 --> 00:14:16,741 We just need to go. 308 00:14:16,741 --> 00:14:18,876 Hey, I'll find your bumble. 309 00:14:18,976 --> 00:14:23,279 When I find your bumble, we will go on a date. 310 00:14:23,279 --> 00:14:25,981 Who will slip and I will slip out. Right. 311 00:14:26,515 --> 00:14:28,483 Well, let's go to Disneyland. 312 00:14:28,483 --> 00:14:29,818 Oh, yeah. Aren't going to Disneyland. 313 00:14:30,952 --> 00:14:33,754 Oh, it was fun talking to you. 314 00:14:33,754 --> 00:14:36,156 I'm sorry that we ran a bit flirty. 315 00:14:36,156 --> 00:14:38,725 That's how time flies when you're having fun. 316 00:14:39,592 --> 00:14:44,296 Producers. Fun. 317 00:14:44,296 --> 00:14:46,197 So good, so slow. 318 00:14:46,197 --> 00:15:00,042 You. It lets you flew all the way down. 319 00:15:00,042 --> 00:15:00,609 Actually, no. 320 00:15:00,609 --> 00:15:02,477 You came out from Wisconsin, originally. 321 00:15:02,477 --> 00:15:03,377 From Canada, right? 322 00:15:03,377 --> 00:15:05,512 Yeah. Do you? 323 00:15:05,512 --> 00:15:07,748 Can you tell us some Canadian were okay? 324 00:15:07,948 --> 00:15:09,482 We would go in a boat. 325 00:15:09,482 --> 00:15:12,218 Oh, I haven't been there in two years, so I'm trying to remember much. 326 00:15:12,218 --> 00:15:14,753 And some words just. But 327 00:15:16,054 --> 00:15:18,856 a lot of people not just call it good. 328 00:15:18,856 --> 00:15:23,193 She I mean, you'll hear me probably say, Hey, 329 00:15:24,194 --> 00:15:26,696 who do you sit there and say, okay, yeah, but you're to me 330 00:15:26,696 --> 00:15:29,665 ain't going to pick 331 00:15:34,168 --> 00:15:36,403 oh three. 332 00:15:36,403 --> 00:15:42,241 So you're telling me, 333 00:15:42,241 --> 00:15:46,678 Oh, I'll cook you good. 334 00:15:46,678 --> 00:15:53,584 You don't you? Oh, 335 00:15:55,018 --> 00:15:57,020 I feel so. 336 00:15:57,020 --> 00:15:57,787 It's just like that. 337 00:15:57,787 --> 00:16:03,558 Just like, oh my God, you're going to feel so sleek. 338 00:16:03,558 --> 00:16:05,326 You just think 339 00:16:06,761 --> 00:16:09,263 only are you making my own. 340 00:16:09,263 --> 00:16:12,866 Oh, oh, 341 00:16:14,467 --> 00:16:15,935 only you're so deep 342 00:16:15,935 --> 00:16:21,739 and so the. 343 00:16:22,106 --> 00:16:29,412 But Phoebe has gone through. 344 00:16:29,412 --> 00:16:32,781 But no, I mean, you can't keep going 345 00:16:32,781 --> 00:16:36,017 to be. Oh, 346 00:16:37,018 --> 00:16:37,585 my gosh. 347 00:16:37,585 --> 00:16:39,787 Sorry, Mr. Producer. 348 00:16:39,787 --> 00:16:40,587 I'm not 349 00:16:48,427 --> 00:16:49,027 going. 350 00:16:49,795 --> 00:16:53,131 Oh, my God, You're going to make me come. 351 00:16:53,531 --> 00:16:55,799 You. Oh, 352 00:16:57,768 --> 00:17:00,069 I. Oh, 353 00:17:00,069 --> 00:17:03,138 I have never came at the same time that a guy was 354 00:17:03,138 --> 00:17:07,342 come on my face in a magazine. 355 00:17:07,675 --> 00:17:23,821 That was the first time that's ever happened in my life. 25775

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