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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:30,040 --> 00:00:34,821 GOZPEL 1:1 FACEDOWN AT 15 BY YOUNG & WILD 2 00:02:57,870 --> 00:03:00,107 MOTHER CALLING 3 00:03:01,457 --> 00:03:03,694 It's the usual problem of limits. 4 00:03:05,526 --> 00:03:08,656 When was the first time you got yourself off? 5 00:03:08,697 --> 00:03:10,493 The first successful autoerotic stimulation 6 00:03:10,523 --> 00:03:13,307 that put an end to frustrated fingering. 7 00:03:15,008 --> 00:03:17,687 An attempt at meaningful finger-play. 8 00:03:17,731 --> 00:03:20,582 At age ten, after getting home from school, 9 00:03:20,614 --> 00:03:23,600 I would think about a classmate who annoyed the fuck out of me: 10 00:03:23,630 --> 00:03:26,085 Cristián. Asshole. 11 00:03:26,123 --> 00:03:29,456 He'd chase me around the school telling me, "You're hot." 12 00:03:29,486 --> 00:03:31,058 And I'd throw rocks at him. 13 00:03:31,088 --> 00:03:33,124 He'd buy me candy bars, 14 00:03:33,170 --> 00:03:34,421 and I'd throw rocks at him. 15 00:03:34,451 --> 00:03:35,863 He'd try to be nice to me; 16 00:03:35,893 --> 00:03:37,103 I'd throw a rock. 17 00:03:37,142 --> 00:03:38,899 But once I got home, 18 00:03:38,936 --> 00:03:40,347 I'd try to get my rocks off 19 00:03:40,377 --> 00:03:41,853 instead of throwing them at him. 20 00:03:41,883 --> 00:03:45,531 Try to, because I had no idea what to do with my fiery twat. 21 00:03:46,400 --> 00:03:48,963 Temporal ellipsis to age 15. 22 00:03:48,995 --> 00:03:52,124 From 10 to 14, a series of flimsy fingers. 23 00:03:52,165 --> 00:03:55,170 I even tried shoving a flashlight up there once- 24 00:03:55,209 --> 00:03:56,966 a little red one. 25 00:03:57,002 --> 00:03:58,144 Just like that. 26 00:03:58,188 --> 00:03:59,464 At age 15, 27 00:03:59,501 --> 00:04:02,765 facedown with a finger and rubbing up against the bed. 28 00:04:02,801 --> 00:04:04,231 I couldn't believe it. 29 00:04:04,273 --> 00:04:06,390 It was as easy as rubbing up against a bed. 30 00:04:06,420 --> 00:04:09,290 At 16, the Cheese-Dick Man. 31 00:04:09,334 --> 00:04:11,446 No fingers that year. 32 00:04:12,667 --> 00:04:14,932 Virginity is lost in stages, 33 00:04:14,973 --> 00:04:17,697 and it's got to be hard to lose it all at once. 34 00:04:17,727 --> 00:04:20,740 C told me that after getting fucked up the ass, 35 00:04:20,770 --> 00:04:22,297 diarrhea all day long. 36 00:04:22,340 --> 00:04:25,129 She said, "The most painful experience after childbirth." 37 00:04:25,159 --> 00:04:26,878 I say, "Whatever." 38 00:04:26,921 --> 00:04:31,529 With a lot of booze and beer in me, it ain't bad. 39 00:04:31,565 --> 00:04:34,033 I don't know how I ended up ass up on the mattress. 40 00:04:34,063 --> 00:04:36,012 I told him, "Dude, wrong hole." 41 00:04:36,050 --> 00:04:37,941 Wrong hole. 42 00:04:37,972 --> 00:04:39,159 But he put it in anyway. 43 00:04:39,189 --> 00:04:41,017 So I said it again, "Wrong hole." 44 00:04:41,047 --> 00:04:42,506 Wrong hole. 45 00:04:45,403 --> 00:04:47,712 You're expected to put up some kind of struggle, 46 00:04:47,742 --> 00:04:49,758 and I do what is expected of me. 47 00:04:52,322 --> 00:04:53,407 Fuck it. 48 00:04:53,443 --> 00:04:56,713 He stuck it up my ass for a while. Neither good nor bad, just nothing... 49 00:04:56,743 --> 00:04:58,941 like most of my losses. 50 00:04:58,985 --> 00:05:01,415 Did I feel like taking a shit? Yes. 51 00:05:01,452 --> 00:05:04,080 But the suppositories from when I was a kid hurt more. 52 00:05:04,110 --> 00:05:05,675 It wasn't a total loss. 53 00:05:05,712 --> 00:05:07,402 He didn't cum in my ass. 54 00:05:07,442 --> 00:05:09,650 I'm still waiting for the right guy. 55 00:05:14,361 --> 00:05:17,374 I'm an orthodox, and I lose what people often lose. 56 00:05:17,404 --> 00:05:20,256 A trinity of losses, feminine and heterosexual: 57 00:05:20,287 --> 00:05:23,004 pussy, giving head, up the ass. 58 00:05:46,234 --> 00:05:50,515 There are several types of people in the world. 59 00:05:50,557 --> 00:05:54,014 There are those who don't believe in God. 60 00:05:54,049 --> 00:05:57,313 Those who don't believe are increasing every day 61 00:05:57,349 --> 00:06:00,891 due to the fact we've had two agnostic, atheist presidents 62 00:06:00,936 --> 00:06:03,557 who don't believe in God. 63 00:06:03,594 --> 00:06:05,455 The world of an agnostic is a world 64 00:06:05,485 --> 00:06:08,106 that begins and ends in his own mind. 65 00:06:08,143 --> 00:06:11,013 He's the top authority in his life, 66 00:06:11,059 --> 00:06:13,267 the captain of his own soul. 67 00:06:13,300 --> 00:06:15,316 He is his own God! 68 00:06:15,351 --> 00:06:16,570 "I don't believe in God. 69 00:06:16,600 --> 00:06:17,979 "There's no superior being. 70 00:06:18,009 --> 00:06:21,782 Therefore, I command myself." 71 00:06:21,821 --> 00:06:25,949 This is why he lives a life of relative values, 72 00:06:25,986 --> 00:06:28,319 relative to his person. 73 00:06:29,861 --> 00:06:31,914 But God, my dear brothers and sisters... 74 00:06:31,944 --> 00:06:32,961 Hey. 75 00:06:33,001 --> 00:06:35,305 Is not relative. 76 00:06:35,339 --> 00:06:36,846 He does not accept relativity. 77 00:06:36,876 --> 00:06:39,363 God is living fire! 78 00:06:39,407 --> 00:06:40,371 Amen! 79 00:06:40,401 --> 00:06:43,473 God doesn't want lukewarm hearts. 80 00:06:43,507 --> 00:06:45,130 Repeat with me: 81 00:06:45,173 --> 00:06:47,928 I don't want to have a lukewarm heart. 82 00:06:47,960 --> 00:06:51,118 I don't want to have a lukewarm heart. 83 00:06:51,163 --> 00:06:52,891 God wants his fire 84 00:06:52,925 --> 00:06:56,093 to penetrate each one of your hearts. 85 00:06:56,128 --> 00:06:57,463 He is calling you. 86 00:06:57,505 --> 00:06:58,500 Amen! 87 00:06:58,530 --> 00:06:59,622 Listen to me well: 88 00:06:59,652 --> 00:07:01,658 He is calling you! 89 00:07:01,701 --> 00:07:03,434 Oh, yeah, and I'm the Evangelical one. 90 00:07:03,464 --> 00:07:06,957 I'm from the sect of rich Evangeloons, who are worse than the others, 91 00:07:06,987 --> 00:07:08,559 'cause on top of everything else, 92 00:07:08,589 --> 00:07:11,345 they think they're the shit because they've got money. 93 00:07:11,375 --> 00:07:13,459 I'm studying for my college placement test. 94 00:07:13,489 --> 00:07:15,158 It is thus inferred that I'm really busy 95 00:07:15,188 --> 00:07:18,154 and I have no time to write this blog. 96 00:07:18,198 --> 00:07:20,214 With fire! 97 00:07:24,829 --> 00:07:27,680 Today 98 00:07:27,712 --> 00:07:31,514 I shall rise 99 00:07:31,556 --> 00:07:32,602 Get up. 100 00:07:32,646 --> 00:07:37,254 And I will smile 101 00:07:37,290 --> 00:07:40,591 Being with you 102 00:07:40,621 --> 00:07:42,829 Raise your hands, you fool. 103 00:07:44,177 --> 00:07:47,019 You 104 00:07:47,060 --> 00:07:50,027 Teach me to believe 105 00:07:50,071 --> 00:07:51,828 Fool, fool, fool. 106 00:07:52,858 --> 00:07:54,931 But I still write. 107 00:07:54,972 --> 00:07:57,016 That's why I pray to Jesus: 108 00:07:57,054 --> 00:08:01,019 Please make my mother never type youngandwild.blogspot.com. 109 00:08:01,058 --> 00:08:02,469 Make it so, please, 110 00:08:02,499 --> 00:08:04,438 so that she never ever has. 111 00:08:04,485 --> 00:08:09,026 YOUNG & WILD BY MARIALY RIVAS 112 00:08:09,466 --> 00:08:12,185 Hey, I was hard-core Catholic, virgin till marriage and stuff, 113 00:08:12,215 --> 00:08:15,537 until I met a big ol' dick, and that was that. 114 00:08:16,240 --> 00:08:17,148 Hey, Danilca! 115 00:08:17,178 --> 00:08:18,873 Do you remember that song that said 116 00:08:18,903 --> 00:08:21,161 Satan is like a lion? 117 00:08:21,191 --> 00:08:22,717 Remember we had to roar? 118 00:08:23,005 --> 00:08:24,955 PS. I also pray to Jesus 119 00:08:24,985 --> 00:08:27,807 that your parents won't find your blog. 120 00:08:28,053 --> 00:08:30,498 I ask him all day, all night, all afternoon, 121 00:08:30,528 --> 00:08:32,036 all day, all night, all afternoon, 122 00:08:32,066 --> 00:08:34,130 all morning, nonstop. 123 00:08:34,168 --> 00:08:37,384 I want to be your mommy and for you to be the daddy. 124 00:08:39,255 --> 00:08:41,223 Barbage, the tigress of the west. 125 00:08:42,500 --> 00:08:44,225 You know how sometimes when you're going at it 126 00:08:44,255 --> 00:08:45,488 and the guy's dick slides out 127 00:08:45,518 --> 00:08:47,399 and makes its way into the back door? 128 00:08:47,429 --> 00:08:50,030 Hey, this is filthy. 129 00:08:50,369 --> 00:08:52,921 My mommy told me that hope is the last thing you lose, 130 00:08:52,951 --> 00:08:54,861 so I'll leave you my MSN: 131 00:08:54,904 --> 00:08:57,208 palitroke@gmail.com. 132 00:08:57,243 --> 00:08:58,687 And I'd leave you my cell phone number, 133 00:08:58,717 --> 00:09:01,299 my ID number, and my home phone number, 134 00:09:01,343 --> 00:09:02,595 but my mommy also told me 135 00:09:02,625 --> 00:09:05,499 that there are a lot of bad people out there in the world. 136 00:09:05,540 --> 00:09:07,258 I'm not leaving my MSN, 137 00:09:07,301 --> 00:09:09,097 but you can leave yours on my blog. 138 00:09:09,127 --> 00:09:10,308 Ha. 139 00:09:17,101 --> 00:09:18,474 Are they here? 140 00:09:20,404 --> 00:09:21,835 Yes. Come down. 141 00:09:26,620 --> 00:09:27,695 They're here. Come down. 142 00:09:27,725 --> 00:09:28,882 But, Mom, I have to study. 143 00:09:28,912 --> 00:09:29,958 Let's go. 144 00:09:36,992 --> 00:09:43,156 GOZPEL 1:2 IN THE BEGINNING, GOD CREATED ALL MY HARDSHIPS (MOTHER AND FATHER) 145 00:09:44,683 --> 00:09:46,277 One minute. 146 00:09:51,121 --> 00:09:52,945 Simón, I got this for you. 147 00:09:58,265 --> 00:09:59,836 It's Tim LaHaye's latest book. 148 00:09:59,866 --> 00:10:00,912 No! 149 00:10:02,909 --> 00:10:04,311 How wonderful. 150 00:10:07,170 --> 00:10:08,830 Thank you very much, Rai. 151 00:10:08,867 --> 00:10:09,981 Thank you. 152 00:10:10,021 --> 00:10:12,066 For these 15 years of ministry. 153 00:10:12,102 --> 00:10:13,120 Thank you. 154 00:10:15,498 --> 00:10:17,742 Could you read a bit to us? - No, no. - Yes. 155 00:10:17,772 --> 00:10:18,928 No, you're the head of- 156 00:10:18,958 --> 00:10:20,721 No, we're in your house. You read it. 157 00:10:20,751 --> 00:10:21,807 Read it, come on. 158 00:10:26,197 --> 00:10:29,548 "The term 'rapture is an expression that comes 159 00:10:29,593 --> 00:10:33,721 "from the Greek word 'rapio, ' which means disappearance. 160 00:10:33,756 --> 00:10:35,713 "Shortly before the end of the world, 161 00:10:35,743 --> 00:10:39,012 Christ shall return in the air and shall take with him..." 162 00:10:39,042 --> 00:10:40,741 Father believes in Rapture. 163 00:10:40,772 --> 00:10:42,279 Mother believes in Rapture. 164 00:10:42,309 --> 00:10:44,479 Uncle believes in Rapture. 165 00:10:44,519 --> 00:10:46,732 They believe that Jesus was telling the truth 166 00:10:46,762 --> 00:10:48,493 when he said, "I'll be back soon." 167 00:10:48,523 --> 00:10:51,793 And I want to not believe because believing frightens me. 168 00:10:51,823 --> 00:10:54,644 It won't be long before the Lord's Second Coming. 169 00:10:54,674 --> 00:10:58,002 It's all Uncle's fault. I think that our generation 170 00:10:58,037 --> 00:11:02,347 shall see Christ come to take his Church with him. 171 00:11:02,394 --> 00:11:03,507 I believe, Simón, 172 00:11:03,547 --> 00:11:05,342 that all the signals have been given. 173 00:11:05,372 --> 00:11:08,569 My pastor uncle comes over one night. 174 00:11:08,608 --> 00:11:11,094 He sits at our dining room table, 175 00:11:11,138 --> 00:11:12,934 says something I don't understand, 176 00:11:12,964 --> 00:11:14,721 and points to the backyard. 177 00:11:21,645 --> 00:11:25,130 In the dark backyard, there's a grotto. 178 00:11:25,169 --> 00:11:27,502 In the grotto, a Virgin. 179 00:11:27,539 --> 00:11:29,229 He picks up an axe, 180 00:11:29,269 --> 00:11:32,620 walks over to the Virgin, white and made of plaster... 181 00:11:34,490 --> 00:11:37,111 And swings at it. 182 00:11:37,149 --> 00:11:39,297 "Thou shalt not praise other images before me," 183 00:11:39,327 --> 00:11:41,631 says the pastor uncle that God says. 184 00:11:46,855 --> 00:11:48,103 Postscript. 185 00:11:48,136 --> 00:11:50,373 (Is that how you write "postscript"?) 186 00:11:50,411 --> 00:11:51,790 I remember an axe, 187 00:11:51,820 --> 00:11:55,238 but it probably was just a crappy-ass bread knife. 188 00:11:59,988 --> 00:12:02,541 But, hey, is the Virgin Satanic? 189 00:12:02,583 --> 00:12:03,866 I still have a question. 190 00:12:03,896 --> 00:12:05,917 Is the person writing this blog a man or a woman? 191 00:12:05,947 --> 00:12:07,518 She's a young lady. I can vouch. 192 00:12:07,548 --> 00:12:08,825 Good blog. 193 00:12:08,861 --> 00:12:11,453 Free Young! 194 00:12:11,488 --> 00:12:14,109 Barbage, the tigress of the west. 195 00:12:14,146 --> 00:12:17,113 I know you're hot. I know you're hot. 196 00:12:17,158 --> 00:12:19,594 I don't care about the Virgin or the fucking grotto. 197 00:12:19,624 --> 00:12:21,218 I know you're hot. 198 00:12:21,258 --> 00:12:22,266 She's not hot. 199 00:12:22,315 --> 00:12:24,350 I know someone who knows her. 200 00:12:24,397 --> 00:12:25,511 Bitch. 201 00:12:30,163 --> 00:12:35,664 GOZPEL 1:3 WE ARE THE LIGHT OF THE WORLD BY YOUNG & WILD 202 00:12:36,633 --> 00:12:37,814 Morning, sir. 203 00:12:37,851 --> 00:12:39,924 I need to talk to Daniela. 204 00:12:41,662 --> 00:12:42,910 Daniela? 205 00:12:42,944 --> 00:12:44,326 Could you come with me? 206 00:12:47,044 --> 00:12:48,158 Now? 207 00:12:55,372 --> 00:12:58,242 Do you know what a classmate of yours told me? 208 00:12:59,697 --> 00:13:01,454 That you've had sex. 209 00:13:03,541 --> 00:13:05,816 Sex before marriage. 210 00:13:18,212 --> 00:13:20,103 You tempted a young boy- 211 00:13:20,134 --> 00:13:24,099 not only in age but also in faith. 212 00:13:24,138 --> 00:13:26,106 What a shame to look at you. 213 00:13:26,156 --> 00:13:27,913 What sadness, Daniela. 214 00:13:29,551 --> 00:13:34,899 What dishonor to your parents, who love the Lord, 215 00:13:34,932 --> 00:13:38,100 to have a daughter like you, 216 00:13:38,136 --> 00:13:40,306 don't you think? 217 00:13:40,346 --> 00:13:43,519 You can't carry on soiling the sanctity of this school. 218 00:13:43,549 --> 00:13:45,911 But there's less than a month left 219 00:13:45,951 --> 00:13:47,716 for the college placement test. 220 00:13:47,746 --> 00:13:50,587 It's over, Daniela. 221 00:13:50,629 --> 00:13:53,758 You can't come back to this school. 222 00:13:53,800 --> 00:13:56,036 We won't tolerate you any longer. 223 00:14:36,755 --> 00:14:38,666 I got kicked out of school. 224 00:15:06,065 --> 00:15:08,743 May her health be to your glory. 225 00:15:08,787 --> 00:15:10,199 Let's go to the hospital. 226 00:15:10,229 --> 00:15:11,321 Her fever is too high. 227 00:15:11,351 --> 00:15:12,666 Hallelujah Lord. 228 00:15:12,696 --> 00:15:15,220 Glorify yourself in her. 229 00:15:15,259 --> 00:15:19,099 Lord, give us your peace in order to accept your will. 230 00:15:19,134 --> 00:15:23,099 In the name of Jesus, Lord, we bless you. 231 00:15:23,139 --> 00:15:25,183 Careful, careful. 232 00:15:25,221 --> 00:15:29,733 Lord, give us your peace to accept your will. 233 00:15:29,769 --> 00:15:30,957 In the name of Jesus. 234 00:15:30,987 --> 00:15:33,156 Lord, we bless you. 235 00:15:39,251 --> 00:15:41,583 You're not going out for a year. 236 00:15:44,696 --> 00:15:46,376 You won't see anyone either. 237 00:15:47,419 --> 00:15:48,696 Not even Pía. 238 00:15:50,430 --> 00:15:53,646 You're not even going out to the corner to buy bread. 239 00:15:56,131 --> 00:15:57,562 No internet either. 240 00:16:02,635 --> 00:16:04,046 And tomorrow, I'm signing you up 241 00:16:04,076 --> 00:16:05,840 for We Are the Light of the World. 242 00:16:05,870 --> 00:16:06,983 You hear me? 243 00:16:07,023 --> 00:16:09,135 Oh, shit. 244 00:16:09,169 --> 00:16:11,061 We Are the Light of the World? Shit. 245 00:16:11,091 --> 00:16:13,655 A ship that sails out of Ecuador and stops at a million ugly cities, 246 00:16:13,685 --> 00:16:15,546 the kind where Evangelicals are eaten alive, 247 00:16:15,576 --> 00:16:17,468 where they throw stones at Evangelicals, 248 00:16:17,498 --> 00:16:19,550 and the Evangelics' eyes are shiny and bright 249 00:16:19,580 --> 00:16:21,836 with missionary emotion, with martyrdom. 250 00:16:24,961 --> 00:16:26,487 But, Mom, 251 00:16:26,530 --> 00:16:27,615 I'm almost 18. 252 00:16:27,652 --> 00:16:28,903 You can't do that to me. 253 00:16:28,933 --> 00:16:30,008 Shut up. 254 00:16:30,055 --> 00:16:32,291 Hey. 255 00:16:32,329 --> 00:16:34,086 I'm not dead yet. 256 00:16:36,973 --> 00:16:39,114 Danielita? 257 00:16:39,152 --> 00:16:42,608 Could you ask your father to call the pastor, hmm? 258 00:16:50,940 --> 00:16:54,069 I don't think that it's a good idea. 259 00:16:54,111 --> 00:16:56,319 And I'm not only saying it for her. 260 00:16:59,972 --> 00:17:02,046 I'm also saying it for you. 261 00:17:03,689 --> 00:17:07,308 Do you want her to get closer to the Lord or not? 262 00:17:09,359 --> 00:17:12,171 She's not going to do it like this. 263 00:17:12,209 --> 00:17:15,204 Why don't you try to get her to finish school? 264 00:17:15,252 --> 00:17:16,356 No. 265 00:17:22,363 --> 00:17:24,753 I don't want her to go on that trip. 266 00:17:28,093 --> 00:17:33,066 GOZPEL 1:4 LAKE OF FIRE BY YOUNG & WILD 267 00:17:34,469 --> 00:17:37,339 Where milk and honey flow... 268 00:17:39,882 --> 00:17:44,077 They walk and walk and walk, and they never get there. 269 00:17:44,111 --> 00:17:47,241 Poor, poor Moses, 270 00:17:47,282 --> 00:17:50,287 because when they're about to arrive, 271 00:17:50,325 --> 00:17:52,658 all of them feeling very thirsty, 272 00:17:52,696 --> 00:17:54,731 God tells him... 273 00:17:54,778 --> 00:17:57,463 Mother, they could have kicked me out of school 274 00:17:57,493 --> 00:18:01,307 for setting a classroom on fire, for poisoning a classmate, 275 00:18:01,344 --> 00:18:02,967 for killing a teacher, 276 00:18:03,010 --> 00:18:06,119 and you would have cared less than expulsion for fornication. 277 00:18:06,149 --> 00:18:08,681 Because your main commandment is not "thou shalt not kill" 278 00:18:08,711 --> 00:18:11,443 or "thou shalt love thy neighbor as thyself" or blah, blah, blah; 279 00:18:11,473 --> 00:18:14,449 your main commandment is "thou shalt not fornicate." 280 00:18:16,032 --> 00:18:17,654 And I, fornicator, 281 00:18:17,697 --> 00:18:19,429 l am sent to the Evangeloon TV Station 282 00:18:19,459 --> 00:18:21,052 where no one fornicates. 283 00:18:23,911 --> 00:18:27,694 A life of partying... 284 00:18:27,724 --> 00:18:30,652 I went out at night, 285 00:18:30,703 --> 00:18:34,984 and I would look at myself in the mirror, 286 00:18:35,027 --> 00:18:36,592 and each time I went out, 287 00:18:36,629 --> 00:18:39,000 I would look at myself in the mirror. 288 00:18:39,031 --> 00:18:40,891 And I would say to myself- 289 00:18:40,921 --> 00:18:44,118 I would say, "Yes, I'm pretty." 290 00:18:44,156 --> 00:18:49,014 But I felt that I was missing something. 291 00:18:49,057 --> 00:18:51,572 I wasn't happy. 292 00:18:51,620 --> 00:18:54,011 And that something... 293 00:18:54,054 --> 00:18:55,484 was Jesus Christ. 294 00:18:56,778 --> 00:18:59,149 How did you meet the Lord, ma'am? 295 00:18:59,179 --> 00:19:00,706 It was really crazy. 296 00:19:00,749 --> 00:19:05,962 I was walking down Providencia. I love Providencia. 297 00:19:06,002 --> 00:19:08,854 And suddenly, I sat down. 298 00:19:08,885 --> 00:19:12,985 I collapsed on one of the benches in Providencia, 299 00:19:13,018 --> 00:19:16,666 and I said, "I can't take it anymore." 300 00:19:16,702 --> 00:19:18,017 And a man tells me- 301 00:19:18,047 --> 00:19:23,423 he approaches me and touches my shoulder- 302 00:19:23,460 --> 00:19:25,438 "God loves you." 303 00:19:25,478 --> 00:19:26,649 That simple. 304 00:19:26,695 --> 00:19:30,411 And I was frozen. 305 00:19:30,443 --> 00:19:33,986 And I said, "God loves me!" 306 00:19:34,031 --> 00:19:37,036 A person he hasn't seen, that he doesn't know. 307 00:19:37,074 --> 00:19:39,318 God loves me. 308 00:19:39,348 --> 00:19:41,940 But, Mother, you may punish me, 309 00:19:41,975 --> 00:19:43,546 but I can do whatever I want 310 00:19:43,576 --> 00:19:45,276 in the name of my dirty poonani. 311 00:19:45,306 --> 00:19:47,359 I can do anything in the name of the man of God 312 00:19:47,389 --> 00:19:49,213 who I can't stop looking at. 313 00:19:49,246 --> 00:19:51,459 Mother, I'm going to write you a poem 314 00:19:51,489 --> 00:19:53,111 that rhymes and everything. 315 00:19:53,154 --> 00:19:56,168 I'll take what's in store. Your punishment I'll endure. 316 00:19:56,198 --> 00:19:58,838 As for this man of God, I'll be his whore. 317 00:20:17,147 --> 00:20:18,155 Hello. 318 00:20:18,204 --> 00:20:19,318 Let's go. 319 00:20:23,233 --> 00:20:27,543 Were those your work colleagues? 320 00:20:27,589 --> 00:20:29,663 Do you work with them? 321 00:20:29,703 --> 00:20:31,124 No, I'm the gofer. 322 00:20:36,046 --> 00:20:38,110 You were there all day, I suppose. 323 00:20:40,883 --> 00:20:42,775 Look, I'm asking just one thing from you. 324 00:20:42,805 --> 00:20:45,978 Don't do anything at the TV station that could embarrass me, okay? 325 00:20:46,008 --> 00:20:47,381 Oh, Mom. 326 00:20:53,440 --> 00:20:56,377 What did you have to do? 327 00:20:56,418 --> 00:20:58,655 Coding. 328 00:20:58,693 --> 00:21:01,477 Coding. That's nice. 329 00:21:05,228 --> 00:21:07,983 What is it? 330 00:21:08,015 --> 00:21:09,579 Something boring. 331 00:21:25,440 --> 00:21:27,197 What are you thinking about? 332 00:21:28,547 --> 00:21:30,183 Of what I would answer when you asked 333 00:21:30,213 --> 00:21:32,123 what was I thinking about. 334 00:21:33,961 --> 00:21:36,611 Well, I try to talk to you. l try. 335 00:21:36,652 --> 00:21:38,601 And you: nothing. 336 00:21:38,637 --> 00:21:40,068 Quiet. Always quiet. 337 00:21:46,518 --> 00:21:48,534 Don't you want us to get closer? 338 00:21:50,993 --> 00:21:52,424 I don't know. 339 00:22:29,080 --> 00:22:30,808 The mechanism was as follows: 340 00:22:30,842 --> 00:22:32,862 I would leave, hidden among my panties, 341 00:22:32,892 --> 00:22:34,899 the love letters, 342 00:22:34,942 --> 00:22:36,699 my extremely private journal, 343 00:22:36,736 --> 00:22:39,429 go to school, come back, and Mother would say, 344 00:22:39,459 --> 00:22:42,301 "By chance I found..." 345 00:22:42,342 --> 00:22:47,199 Or, "I was cleaning, and I found..." 346 00:22:47,243 --> 00:22:50,411 Or, "I found this on the floor..." 347 00:22:50,446 --> 00:22:52,082 And what she had found was always 348 00:22:52,112 --> 00:22:55,797 the journal or the love letters that were filled with drawings of cocks 349 00:22:55,827 --> 00:22:59,320 because of this boyfriend I had who didn't know how to write a love-love letter. 350 00:22:59,350 --> 00:23:00,877 Mother is a spy, 351 00:23:00,920 --> 00:23:04,021 a kind of spy that's not ashamed of getting caught. 352 00:23:04,059 --> 00:23:07,707 Once, a Rolling Stone issue in which Charly García bragged 353 00:23:07,744 --> 00:23:09,636 about how some chick gave him head 354 00:23:09,666 --> 00:23:12,354 under the piano during a concert. 355 00:23:12,388 --> 00:23:14,145 "I threw it out," she says. 356 00:23:14,182 --> 00:23:16,330 "I threw it out because it's perverse." 357 00:23:16,360 --> 00:23:18,861 My aunt gives me the Rolling Stone Mother threw out 358 00:23:18,891 --> 00:23:21,099 and says, "Keep it safe." 359 00:23:21,133 --> 00:23:22,237 Keep it safe. 360 00:23:24,721 --> 00:23:27,313 Mother is a great censor. 361 00:23:27,347 --> 00:23:29,872 Aunt is a great rescuer. 362 00:23:30,058 --> 00:23:31,930 Mother got baptized in a swimming pool. 363 00:23:31,960 --> 00:23:33,660 Hallelujah. Hallelujah, ma'am. 364 00:23:33,690 --> 00:23:35,361 Aunt got baptized in a lake. 365 00:23:37,678 --> 00:23:40,251 Mother never swears. 366 00:23:40,288 --> 00:23:42,160 Aunt says fuck when she drives. 367 00:23:42,275 --> 00:23:44,060 Fuck! 368 00:23:44,101 --> 00:23:46,241 Mother is married to Father. 369 00:23:47,367 --> 00:23:49,195 My aunt has had hundreds of boyfriends 370 00:23:49,225 --> 00:23:50,819 but never gets married. 371 00:23:56,369 --> 00:24:00,362 Mother gripes all the time but never gets sick. 372 00:24:00,405 --> 00:24:03,275 Aunt hardly ever gripes and gets cancer. 373 00:24:03,320 --> 00:24:05,852 I don't know who decided that cancer comes from 374 00:24:05,882 --> 00:24:10,231 bottling up a little pain in your heart or wherever. 375 00:24:10,271 --> 00:24:13,439 I don't know who decided that Aunt had to get sick. 376 00:24:14,531 --> 00:24:15,645 God? 377 00:24:31,893 --> 00:24:34,906 There are two things in this world that have no limits: 378 00:24:34,936 --> 00:24:38,738 Aunt's love and Spy-Mom's spying. 379 00:24:38,780 --> 00:24:41,408 There's one thing in this world that has no answer: 380 00:24:41,438 --> 00:24:44,117 what am I going to do without Aunt's love? 381 00:24:44,161 --> 00:24:46,177 What will Spy-Mom do to me then? 382 00:24:46,590 --> 00:24:48,466 I ran into your mom at the supermarket. 383 00:24:48,496 --> 00:24:51,080 Creepy. She looked at me with an evil face. 384 00:24:51,110 --> 00:24:52,525 Slut, slut, slut. 385 00:24:52,555 --> 00:24:54,887 Introduce me to your mom. I bet she's hot! 386 00:24:54,917 --> 00:24:58,085 I'll huff and I'll puff, and my dick in you I'll stuff. 387 00:24:58,115 --> 00:25:00,080 What's up between you and your mommy, sweetheart? 388 00:25:00,110 --> 00:25:03,143 Barbage, the tigress of the west. 389 00:25:04,437 --> 00:25:06,504 Holy snatch, Tigress! What a difficult question. 390 00:25:06,534 --> 00:25:07,581 I don't know. 391 00:25:07,683 --> 00:25:08,792 So many shitty things 392 00:25:08,822 --> 00:25:11,057 that I don't know how to say them in this blog. 393 00:25:11,087 --> 00:25:12,642 Actually, what the hell. 394 00:25:12,703 --> 00:25:15,247 I'm not sure if mother loves me, really. 395 00:25:15,501 --> 00:25:18,045 Whatever, I don't know. It's too personal. 396 00:25:20,532 --> 00:25:22,737 I once read in a Cosmopolitan about a trick 397 00:25:22,767 --> 00:25:25,132 on how to suck dick with an ice cube inside your mouth. 398 00:25:25,162 --> 00:25:27,362 I never got it. XOXO Young! 399 00:25:27,392 --> 00:25:32,074 Will I ever meet you someday? GOZPEL 1:5 A. & T. BY YOUNG & WILD 400 00:25:39,906 --> 00:25:41,692 Now comes the interrogation. 401 00:25:41,732 --> 00:25:43,464 I saw you on the street last Sunday. 402 00:25:43,494 --> 00:25:45,183 Yeah? 403 00:25:45,224 --> 00:25:46,636 I was in a car with my parents. 404 00:25:46,666 --> 00:25:48,204 That's why I didn't say hi. 405 00:25:48,234 --> 00:25:49,866 On your way to your sect? 406 00:25:49,901 --> 00:25:52,800 On my way back. What were you doing? 407 00:25:52,847 --> 00:25:55,372 I don't remember. Was I by myself? 408 00:25:55,411 --> 00:25:57,366 Weren't you coming back from your sect? 409 00:25:57,396 --> 00:25:58,989 I don't go to church. 410 00:26:01,144 --> 00:26:03,784 But your uncle is the TV station's director. 411 00:26:07,006 --> 00:26:09,041 What's the matter? Is that weird? 412 00:26:09,088 --> 00:26:10,660 It's just- I don't understand 413 00:26:10,690 --> 00:26:13,767 Why you'd work at that station if you're not forced to. 414 00:26:13,797 --> 00:26:15,045 I live on my own. 415 00:26:15,078 --> 00:26:17,862 I pay for college, feed my cat. 416 00:26:17,897 --> 00:26:19,462 What's its name? 417 00:26:19,498 --> 00:26:20,573 Cat. 418 00:26:20,620 --> 00:26:22,213 End of interrogation. 419 00:27:05,881 --> 00:27:09,021 This reminds me of the Sailor Moon horniness. 420 00:27:09,053 --> 00:27:11,741 Mr. R's Sunday school at age 11. 421 00:27:11,776 --> 00:27:14,714 He says, "Write down on a piece of paper 422 00:27:14,755 --> 00:27:16,647 all you are holding before God." 423 00:27:16,677 --> 00:27:18,722 I wrote down, "Sailor Moon.” 424 00:27:18,759 --> 00:27:22,686 Shit, how I loved that Sailor Moon and her legs. 425 00:27:22,731 --> 00:27:25,342 But Mr. R. didn't care about those legs. 426 00:27:25,390 --> 00:27:27,441 He wanted little papers with idols on them. 427 00:27:27,471 --> 00:27:29,043 Each kid handed in their piece of paper 428 00:27:29,073 --> 00:27:30,484 with their idols on it. 429 00:27:30,514 --> 00:27:33,366 He put them on the floor, lit them on fire, 430 00:27:33,397 --> 00:27:34,674 and then said... 431 00:27:34,711 --> 00:27:35,711 God comes first. 432 00:27:39,067 --> 00:27:41,304 Sailor Moon 433 00:27:57,198 --> 00:27:58,273 - Hello. - Hello. 434 00:27:58,319 --> 00:28:00,902 - Are you from the TV station? - Yes. 435 00:28:00,946 --> 00:28:03,447 - Hello. - Antonia. Please, come in. 436 00:28:03,477 --> 00:28:05,003 - Hello. - Hello. Daniela. 437 00:28:05,046 --> 00:28:06,160 Please, come in. 438 00:28:10,724 --> 00:28:13,364 Could you pull this up underneath your shirt? 439 00:28:16,322 --> 00:28:17,435 There it is. 440 00:28:22,714 --> 00:28:23,790 And that? 441 00:28:23,836 --> 00:28:25,688 In there, yes. 442 00:28:25,726 --> 00:28:29,278 Thank you. Daniela, we're ready. 443 00:28:42,933 --> 00:28:46,284 How did you find the Lord? 444 00:28:46,419 --> 00:28:50,384 Well, I had a very good life, right? 445 00:28:50,422 --> 00:28:52,603 A life filled with things: 446 00:28:52,633 --> 00:28:57,596 money, a good car, a pretty girlfriend. 447 00:28:59,673 --> 00:29:02,351 But I felt anguished. 448 00:29:02,531 --> 00:29:06,179 I felt a weight on my chest. 449 00:29:06,215 --> 00:29:08,812 One day I got preached to, 450 00:29:08,842 --> 00:29:10,220 and I observed my life, 451 00:29:10,250 --> 00:29:12,772 and I realized that it was very full on the outside 452 00:29:12,802 --> 00:29:15,225 but empty inside, 453 00:29:15,255 --> 00:29:20,180 and I felt God had an important mission for me. 454 00:29:20,373 --> 00:29:22,571 And how did you know? 455 00:29:22,615 --> 00:29:23,892 God told me. 456 00:29:25,306 --> 00:29:26,689 Speaking? 457 00:29:29,086 --> 00:29:32,772 He put his message in my heart. 458 00:29:35,876 --> 00:29:39,169 I reflected, and I decided to sell everything. 459 00:29:39,207 --> 00:29:41,511 I got rid of everything. 460 00:29:41,546 --> 00:29:43,150 And I talked to my girlfriend, 461 00:29:43,180 --> 00:29:45,772 who I saw was a little reluctant, 462 00:29:45,807 --> 00:29:48,940 to explain to her that if she didn't want 463 00:29:48,970 --> 00:29:51,648 to share the message of Jesus Christ with me, 464 00:29:51,700 --> 00:29:53,111 we had to break up 465 00:29:53,367 --> 00:29:56,592 because my mission now was to preach 466 00:29:56,634 --> 00:29:59,647 in the name of Jesus Christ throughout every nation. 467 00:29:59,677 --> 00:30:02,941 And did your girlfriend convert? 468 00:30:02,976 --> 00:30:04,311 No. 469 00:30:04,353 --> 00:30:06,273 No, she didn't accept the Lord. 470 00:30:07,909 --> 00:30:09,186 Was there anger? 471 00:30:13,931 --> 00:30:15,813 No. 472 00:30:15,853 --> 00:30:17,380 Actually, I was sad, 473 00:30:17,423 --> 00:30:19,058 because I felt that she was missing out 474 00:30:19,088 --> 00:30:22,890 on the gift of accepting Christ, no? 475 00:30:22,932 --> 00:30:27,060 No, what I meant to ask you was rather if she got angry 476 00:30:27,097 --> 00:30:30,217 because you were leaving her for a life of preaching. 477 00:30:31,773 --> 00:30:35,421 But that's not important. 478 00:30:35,457 --> 00:30:40,996 We have to abandon our ego. 479 00:30:41,030 --> 00:30:45,159 We have to crucify our ego 480 00:30:45,195 --> 00:30:49,160 in order to accept Jesus Christ. 481 00:30:49,199 --> 00:30:51,887 But you wanted to leave 482 00:30:51,922 --> 00:30:54,773 and break up with your girlfriend. 483 00:30:54,805 --> 00:30:57,013 You wanted to follow Christ. 484 00:30:57,046 --> 00:30:58,619 You weren't killing your ego. 485 00:30:58,649 --> 00:31:01,548 You were doing what you wanted to do, 486 00:31:01,596 --> 00:31:02,873 weren't you? 487 00:31:17,644 --> 00:31:18,757 Well... 488 00:31:25,556 --> 00:31:26,804 Excuse me. 489 00:31:26,837 --> 00:31:28,889 Is this the person who was supposed to interview me? 490 00:31:28,919 --> 00:31:30,331 - Yes, it's her. - Yes? 491 00:31:30,361 --> 00:31:31,474 Yes. 492 00:31:38,657 --> 00:31:40,894 I think he's pissed off. 493 00:31:42,469 --> 00:31:45,473 Yes, Josue, hello. Look, yes, I'm here. 494 00:31:45,512 --> 00:31:48,750 Your niece is here with a girl that honestly doesn't know what to ask. 495 00:31:48,780 --> 00:31:50,191 She's just asking nonsense. 496 00:31:50,221 --> 00:31:53,734 I think that this isn't the way it works, 497 00:31:53,777 --> 00:31:55,783 not like this. 498 00:31:55,826 --> 00:32:00,367 We're not going anywhere. 499 00:32:00,407 --> 00:32:02,299 So I ask you to please talk to her, 500 00:32:02,329 --> 00:32:04,445 I mean, first of all, to make them stop wasting my time, 501 00:32:04,475 --> 00:32:06,047 and talk to her because I guess 502 00:32:06,077 --> 00:32:07,649 she can give you a better explanation. 503 00:32:07,679 --> 00:32:09,243 Hold on for a second. 504 00:32:09,280 --> 00:32:10,371 You're Antonia, right? 505 00:32:10,401 --> 00:32:11,611 Yes. 506 00:32:11,650 --> 00:32:13,810 - Yes, I'm coming. - Here she comes. 507 00:32:16,231 --> 00:32:17,835 Excuse me. Well, I think so too. 508 00:32:17,865 --> 00:32:20,390 That's why you should talk to her. 509 00:32:20,428 --> 00:32:22,664 Hello? Yes, Uncle. 510 00:32:29,685 --> 00:32:31,221 Yes, we'll be right over. 511 00:32:35,611 --> 00:32:38,290 We have hurt a brother in Christ, 512 00:32:38,334 --> 00:32:39,521 and that is not righteous. 513 00:32:39,551 --> 00:32:40,732 It's not righteous. 514 00:32:42,626 --> 00:32:44,834 Daniela, you are not pleasing God. 515 00:32:44,869 --> 00:32:46,184 I'm sorry, but I wanted to say- 516 00:32:46,214 --> 00:32:48,258 Silence. I'm speaking. 517 00:32:51,147 --> 00:32:53,038 Daniela, 518 00:32:53,069 --> 00:32:56,141 you have shown an arrogant heart. 519 00:32:56,176 --> 00:32:58,345 You know the Word. 520 00:32:58,386 --> 00:33:01,591 You know that God loves those with simple, humble hearts. 521 00:33:01,621 --> 00:33:03,445 Look, Josué, 522 00:33:03,480 --> 00:33:05,211 I gave Daniela the responsibility. 523 00:33:05,241 --> 00:33:07,165 I couldn't go with them, and she wasn't prepared. 524 00:33:07,195 --> 00:33:09,940 I don't like thinking about Evangelical dicks. 525 00:33:09,982 --> 00:33:11,970 I say "Evangelical dick," and I think: 526 00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:13,795 one, limp dick, 527 00:33:13,826 --> 00:33:15,870 two, premature dick. 528 00:33:15,908 --> 00:33:18,298 But Jeezus is almighty. 529 00:33:18,342 --> 00:33:19,686 Water into wine- 530 00:33:19,720 --> 00:33:21,583 limp dick into hard dick. 531 00:33:24,272 --> 00:33:26,826 Daniela and Antonia, please leave. 532 00:33:53,199 --> 00:33:54,476 Sorry. 533 00:33:56,562 --> 00:34:00,488 I thought it was kind of funny. 534 00:34:00,534 --> 00:34:01,648 Why? 535 00:34:03,672 --> 00:34:04,786 I don't know. 536 00:34:08,766 --> 00:34:10,830 And what happens if you get fired? 537 00:34:12,310 --> 00:34:13,740 I get sent to Ecuador. 538 00:34:16,742 --> 00:34:18,950 On vacation? 539 00:34:18,985 --> 00:34:20,060 No. 540 00:34:20,106 --> 00:34:22,122 On a missionary expedition. 541 00:34:29,610 --> 00:34:31,501 How could you be such a brat? 542 00:34:31,638 --> 00:34:32,809 Am I fired? 543 00:34:32,855 --> 00:34:35,687 How could you tell him he hasn't left his ego? 544 00:34:37,307 --> 00:34:38,558 You should have gotten fired. 545 00:34:38,588 --> 00:34:40,480 You should have started off with that, Tomás. 546 00:34:40,510 --> 00:34:41,912 How could you ask him 547 00:34:41,952 --> 00:34:44,189 why he left his girlfriend for Jesus? 548 00:34:49,184 --> 00:34:50,571 Hey, what are you laughing at? 549 00:34:50,601 --> 00:34:52,012 Me? 550 00:34:52,042 --> 00:34:54,269 You should have done something. You were with her. 551 00:34:54,299 --> 00:34:55,984 I'm sorry, but I get paid for taping, 552 00:34:56,014 --> 00:34:57,164 and I taped. 553 00:34:57,194 --> 00:34:58,709 Besides, I'm not one of those people 554 00:34:58,739 --> 00:35:00,659 who believe in tiny lights in the sky. 555 00:35:00,689 --> 00:35:02,282 They're not tiny lights. 556 00:35:02,581 --> 00:35:04,923 Come on, don't get mad. 557 00:35:04,981 --> 00:35:06,555 All right, I've got an idea. 558 00:35:06,585 --> 00:35:08,169 Why don't we go see the princesses 559 00:35:08,199 --> 00:35:10,263 so Tomás doesn't get even angrier? 560 00:35:13,568 --> 00:35:15,037 You're so silly. 561 00:35:35,221 --> 00:35:39,023 What's the name of the sweatier guy with tattoos? 562 00:35:39,065 --> 00:35:41,206 Cogwheel Jack. 563 00:35:41,244 --> 00:35:42,616 And the other guy? 564 00:35:42,653 --> 00:35:43,767 Coyote. 565 00:35:56,331 --> 00:35:59,440 If I had a boyfriend, I would go out with Cogwheel Jack. 566 00:35:59,470 --> 00:36:00,546 Why? 567 00:36:00,592 --> 00:36:02,259 Do you like them tattooed and sweaty? 568 00:36:02,289 --> 00:36:04,814 No. I like Cogwheel Jack. 569 00:36:04,852 --> 00:36:07,032 Whatever. 570 00:36:07,062 --> 00:36:10,043 You know you still like skinny, clean-cut guys like me. 571 00:36:10,073 --> 00:36:11,532 What an idiot! 572 00:36:29,442 --> 00:36:32,255 A stands in front of T. T is shirtless. 573 00:36:32,496 --> 00:36:34,320 T takes a look at A's legs, 574 00:36:34,354 --> 00:36:36,039 A's beautiful legs. 575 00:36:36,069 --> 00:36:38,527 T draws closer, tries to touch her. 576 00:36:38,710 --> 00:36:41,081 A pushes him away, laughs. 577 00:36:41,113 --> 00:36:43,158 A attracts him, laughs. 578 00:36:43,195 --> 00:36:44,575 I'm the public. 579 00:36:44,605 --> 00:36:46,496 I don't laugh. I don't move. 580 00:36:46,527 --> 00:36:47,970 I want neither one to win. 581 00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:50,784 I just want the almighty fuck to win. 582 00:36:50,819 --> 00:36:53,795 "Fuck her," I say softly. "Go on, fuck her." 583 00:36:53,829 --> 00:36:55,490 And A laughs. 584 00:36:55,528 --> 00:36:57,835 She doesn't hear me while T knocks her down, 585 00:36:57,865 --> 00:36:59,881 while T spreads her beautiful legs 586 00:36:59,916 --> 00:37:02,124 and says, "Stop laughing." 587 00:37:02,159 --> 00:37:04,395 And I think, 588 00:37:04,433 --> 00:37:06,356 "Okay, he's finally going to slip it into her." 589 00:37:06,386 --> 00:37:08,662 But I can't think of them anymore. 590 00:37:08,692 --> 00:37:10,641 I can only think about my body. 591 00:37:14,299 --> 00:37:18,713 I can only think about my own body that trembles, trembles, and trembles with filth 592 00:37:18,751 --> 00:37:20,191 until it stops trembling. 593 00:37:56,870 --> 00:38:01,862 GOZPEL 1:6 THE RIGHTEOUS PATH BY YOUNG & WILD 594 00:38:01,898 --> 00:38:03,406 You had a crush on him as well. 595 00:38:03,436 --> 00:38:05,008 No, I didn't. I just liked him. 596 00:38:05,038 --> 00:38:06,162 And he had a crush on you. 597 00:38:06,192 --> 00:38:07,923 - No, no, we were just friends! - Oh, come on! 598 00:38:07,953 --> 00:38:09,108 You were dating both of them for a while! 599 00:38:09,138 --> 00:38:10,309 No, I wasn't. 600 00:38:10,355 --> 00:38:11,511 Yes, you were. Admit it. 601 00:38:11,541 --> 00:38:13,241 No, we just gave each other little kisses. 602 00:38:13,271 --> 00:38:15,479 - He even wrote you a letter. - When? 603 00:38:15,512 --> 00:38:17,789 I remember it perfectly. You were about to marry Rai. 604 00:38:17,819 --> 00:38:19,518 And he went over to his house. 605 00:38:19,548 --> 00:38:21,372 - I don't remember. - Yes. 606 00:38:21,407 --> 00:38:23,907 Okay. Shut up. He wrote you a letter. Yes, he did. 607 00:38:23,937 --> 00:38:26,482 And what did the letter say, "I love you"? 608 00:38:27,717 --> 00:38:29,545 No, it said, "if you get married, I'll kill you." 609 00:38:29,575 --> 00:38:31,159 Just that. You were lucky. 610 00:38:33,835 --> 00:38:35,592 And? Tell me. 611 00:38:37,198 --> 00:38:39,406 He has an apostle's name. 612 00:38:39,441 --> 00:38:41,265 John? 613 00:38:41,298 --> 00:38:43,631 Peter? 614 00:38:43,670 --> 00:38:44,678 Judas? 615 00:38:46,103 --> 00:38:47,323 No, he was the one that said, 616 00:38:47,353 --> 00:38:48,860 "I'll believe it when I see it." 617 00:38:48,890 --> 00:38:51,797 Tomás? His name is Tomás? 618 00:38:51,827 --> 00:38:53,353 Isabel? 619 00:38:53,471 --> 00:38:55,745 They want to pray for you in the living room. 620 00:38:55,775 --> 00:38:59,251 Yes, I'll be right over. 621 00:38:59,398 --> 00:39:01,609 Danielita and I are talking about something. 622 00:39:01,639 --> 00:39:03,435 Okay, don't get mysterious, all right? 623 00:39:03,465 --> 00:39:04,992 We're talking about Tomás. 624 00:39:06,861 --> 00:39:08,656 About who? 625 00:39:08,687 --> 00:39:09,935 Who? 626 00:39:09,968 --> 00:39:12,752 I'm going out with a boy from the TV station. 627 00:39:16,631 --> 00:39:17,850 I will send you to Ecuador. 628 00:39:17,880 --> 00:39:19,310 Oh, Mom. 629 00:39:21,083 --> 00:39:24,176 What, do you want to sleep with him too? Tere. 630 00:39:24,223 --> 00:39:26,322 Stop it. 631 00:39:26,352 --> 00:39:29,606 She was going to bring him over so you could meet him. 632 00:39:33,640 --> 00:39:34,879 Fuck. 633 00:39:34,921 --> 00:39:37,326 I don't know why it pisses me off so much to post about this. 634 00:39:37,356 --> 00:39:38,671 Perhaps it's because I prefer 635 00:39:38,701 --> 00:39:40,966 reading about sex than about love, 636 00:39:41,008 --> 00:39:43,220 or perhaps it's because the word "re-la-tion-ship" 637 00:39:43,250 --> 00:39:46,101 seems so ugly to me. 638 00:39:46,133 --> 00:39:47,698 I'm in a relationship. 639 00:39:47,734 --> 00:39:50,355 And I'm kind of happy or almost happy. 640 00:39:50,393 --> 00:39:51,836 And I don't know what else to say, 641 00:39:51,866 --> 00:39:54,495 because we just do the same things all nerdy couples do. 642 00:39:54,525 --> 00:39:55,936 We go to the movies. 643 00:39:55,966 --> 00:39:58,819 "But don't turn off your cell phone," Mother says. 644 00:39:58,849 --> 00:40:01,222 We eat ice cream, and I give him my puppy-dog eyes 645 00:40:01,252 --> 00:40:04,668 while licking it with my porno-tongue, so that he'll think, 646 00:40:04,711 --> 00:40:06,180 "I'll forget about God, 647 00:40:06,217 --> 00:40:07,949 "about virginity, and all that crap, 648 00:40:07,979 --> 00:40:10,091 and I'm gonna fuck her speechless." 649 00:40:17,652 --> 00:40:21,454 I'm not asking for the Moon 650 00:40:21,496 --> 00:40:25,288 All I want is to love you 651 00:40:25,340 --> 00:40:27,711 I want to be that wildness 652 00:40:27,743 --> 00:40:31,044 That vibrates deep inside of you 653 00:40:31,074 --> 00:40:35,240 I'm not asking for the Moon 654 00:40:35,270 --> 00:40:38,919 I'm just asking for the moment 655 00:40:38,954 --> 00:40:43,149 To rescue that skin and steal the star 656 00:40:43,183 --> 00:40:48,780 That you and I see when we make love 657 00:40:50,646 --> 00:40:53,430 And Cogwheel Jack is, like, everyone's favorite. 658 00:40:53,465 --> 00:40:55,517 But you like him because he's gross. 659 00:40:55,547 --> 00:40:56,734 No, he's not gross, 660 00:40:56,764 --> 00:40:59,233 but the thing is that when he's fighting, 661 00:40:59,263 --> 00:41:02,969 he sits down on his contender's face and wins. 662 00:41:03,011 --> 00:41:04,125 What? 663 00:41:05,894 --> 00:41:07,305 When did you see that? 664 00:41:07,335 --> 00:41:09,313 Tere. 665 00:41:09,353 --> 00:41:10,783 No, the thing is, 666 00:41:10,827 --> 00:41:12,527 we go see them during our lunch break, 667 00:41:12,557 --> 00:41:13,967 but it's just for a little while. 668 00:41:13,997 --> 00:41:15,889 Yes, a very short while. 669 00:41:15,919 --> 00:41:17,651 And then they go right back to the station 670 00:41:17,681 --> 00:41:19,918 and don't stop anywhere else. 671 00:41:19,956 --> 00:41:21,233 I don't know. 672 00:41:21,270 --> 00:41:23,673 Even though we were all like that, kind of happy, 673 00:41:23,703 --> 00:41:26,641 a certain fatality could be felt in the air. 674 00:41:26,683 --> 00:41:29,215 And what has to happen on a fatal day happened, 675 00:41:29,245 --> 00:41:30,529 as hard to believe as it may be. 676 00:41:30,559 --> 00:41:34,303 Get down on the floor, or I'll kill you! 677 00:41:34,338 --> 00:41:36,796 Let's go! Hand over all of your jewelry. 678 00:41:36,837 --> 00:41:41,445 Place a protection barrier around us, Lord. 679 00:41:41,482 --> 00:41:45,506 Place a barrier of angels around us, Lord. 680 00:41:45,536 --> 00:41:47,088 Tomás asked the Lord 681 00:41:47,118 --> 00:41:49,338 to place a barrier around us and blah. 682 00:41:49,368 --> 00:41:51,029 Father spoke in tongues, 683 00:41:51,188 --> 00:41:52,855 and it seems like the Lord listened 684 00:41:52,885 --> 00:41:54,617 because the thugs passed right by our table 685 00:41:54,647 --> 00:41:56,135 and never looked at us. 686 00:41:56,184 --> 00:41:59,863 They didn't look at the tables next to us either. 687 00:41:59,893 --> 00:42:01,791 There are two possibilities. 688 00:42:01,821 --> 00:42:04,364 Our prayer- I don't know if mine- 689 00:42:04,394 --> 00:42:06,917 helped us save all the sinners from the nearby tables 690 00:42:06,947 --> 00:42:08,291 from the robbery. 691 00:42:10,248 --> 00:42:14,241 Our prayer didn't do a thing, because if God exists, 692 00:42:14,284 --> 00:42:16,015 he's worrying about any old thing 693 00:42:16,045 --> 00:42:17,898 except for that restaurant. 694 00:42:17,935 --> 00:42:21,094 And the third option, the coolest one, 695 00:42:21,138 --> 00:42:24,210 is that all the tables around us were Evangelical, 696 00:42:24,246 --> 00:42:27,222 and they were all praying for a protection barrier. 697 00:42:29,403 --> 00:42:30,833 Fourth option: 698 00:42:30,876 --> 00:42:32,736 you gave your "Mr. Thug, don't steal from me, 699 00:42:32,766 --> 00:42:34,498 and I'll suck your dick" face, 700 00:42:34,528 --> 00:42:35,971 and then orgy with the thugs. 701 00:42:36,001 --> 00:42:37,861 Fifth option: who cares? 702 00:42:37,891 --> 00:42:39,271 The only thing that matters 703 00:42:39,301 --> 00:42:40,905 is that now Mom loves him so much- 704 00:42:40,935 --> 00:42:43,179 as much as she can within her mother possibilities- 705 00:42:43,209 --> 00:42:46,180 that she lets me go out with him and the internet is back. 706 00:42:46,219 --> 00:42:48,735 You turned out so classy, Danilca. 707 00:42:48,783 --> 00:42:52,628 I would have robbed you with this hard gun I have between my legs. 708 00:42:52,658 --> 00:42:54,550 Dani, girl, what's going on with your stories? 709 00:42:54,580 --> 00:42:56,729 I have to tell you something really cool. 710 00:42:56,759 --> 00:42:59,984 Log on to MSN when you're less caged up. 711 00:43:00,025 --> 00:43:03,167 I came across this blog without wanting to, and I wanted to say that perhaps 712 00:43:03,197 --> 00:43:04,993 you haven't gotten to know the Lord's true love. 713 00:43:05,023 --> 00:43:06,755 The important thing is that you're going to know true love, 714 00:43:06,785 --> 00:43:08,379 the one from down here. 715 00:43:08,419 --> 00:43:10,627 This has nothing to do with this, 716 00:43:10,660 --> 00:43:12,072 but I saw the best cat ever, 717 00:43:12,102 --> 00:43:14,070 and I had to tell you about it. 718 00:43:19,718 --> 00:43:24,029 I was checking the internet browser history the other day. 719 00:43:24,074 --> 00:43:26,378 Mom was looking up your friends' names. 720 00:43:28,751 --> 00:43:30,899 She also looked up teenage depression 721 00:43:30,929 --> 00:43:34,193 and that boyfriend of yours from three years ago, Diego. 722 00:43:38,136 --> 00:43:39,932 She also looked up Young & Wild. 723 00:43:39,962 --> 00:43:41,364 Fuck, fuck! 724 00:43:41,404 --> 00:43:42,489 What? 725 00:43:42,525 --> 00:43:44,119 Fuck, fuck, fuck! 726 00:43:44,158 --> 00:43:46,371 The dicks, the pussies- it all comes out into the light! 727 00:43:46,401 --> 00:43:49,396 Exposed fornicator, dead fornicator, fuck! 728 00:43:51,237 --> 00:43:52,617 I'm joking. 729 00:43:52,647 --> 00:43:54,720 "I'm joking." 730 00:43:55,915 --> 00:43:57,124 So what's the deal? 731 00:43:57,164 --> 00:43:58,672 Can she look up anything that I've seen? 732 00:43:58,702 --> 00:44:00,913 Yeah, but you have to clear the browsing history. 733 00:44:00,943 --> 00:44:02,191 How do you do that? 734 00:44:02,225 --> 00:44:04,202 Press there. 735 00:44:04,243 --> 00:44:06,547 "Clear history." 736 00:44:06,581 --> 00:44:07,724 That's it. 737 00:44:07,767 --> 00:44:09,140 That's easy. 738 00:44:09,176 --> 00:44:11,989 She also looked up Pete Montana, look. 739 00:44:12,027 --> 00:44:14,033 Pete Montana with no last name? 740 00:44:14,077 --> 00:44:15,968 Yes, just like that. 741 00:44:15,999 --> 00:44:18,994 Pete is the name of my sister Julia's boyfriend. 742 00:44:21,509 --> 00:44:23,582 Montana is the name of the state 743 00:44:23,623 --> 00:44:25,927 where my sister's boyfriend comes from. 744 00:44:27,531 --> 00:44:28,590 Calling him Pete Montana 745 00:44:28,620 --> 00:44:30,192 is like calling someone Helmut Germany 746 00:44:30,222 --> 00:44:31,815 or Juanito Santiago. 747 00:44:33,297 --> 00:44:36,213 The story of Pete Montana can be told in three phrases. 748 00:44:36,243 --> 00:44:40,208 Sister fornicated and secretly married Pete Montana. 749 00:44:40,247 --> 00:44:42,004 Mother could not forgive her. 750 00:44:44,316 --> 00:44:46,524 Mother doesn't let me see my sister. 751 00:44:49,473 --> 00:44:51,201 My aunt lived at the beach 752 00:44:51,235 --> 00:44:54,556 before she got cancer and came to live with us. 753 00:44:54,598 --> 00:44:56,855 One day, she invites me to her house. 754 00:44:57,673 --> 00:44:59,680 My sister is at the beach. 755 00:44:59,723 --> 00:45:01,182 My aunt planned it. 756 00:45:04,046 --> 00:45:07,368 We have an encounter that feels like an illicit romance. 757 00:45:07,409 --> 00:45:10,193 We go to the beach. We watch the sunset. 758 00:45:10,228 --> 00:45:13,550 We walk by the shore. We eat beachy things. 759 00:45:13,591 --> 00:45:15,790 We watch the sunset again. 760 00:45:15,834 --> 00:45:17,082 While we're happy, 761 00:45:17,115 --> 00:45:19,890 my aunt turns her cell phone off for the whole weekend. 762 00:45:19,920 --> 00:45:22,128 She doesn't want Mother to call her. 763 00:45:26,853 --> 00:45:28,745 Since these wheels are made of rubber instead of silicone, 764 00:45:28,775 --> 00:45:33,062 they've got a better grip on the street, get it? Let's go check it out. 765 00:45:37,392 --> 00:45:39,975 The pastor's sermon... 766 00:45:40,019 --> 00:45:41,942 We have gotten to know Jesus Christ- 767 00:45:41,972 --> 00:45:45,774 not a cheap or hypocritical religion 768 00:45:45,816 --> 00:45:48,437 but Jesus Christ himself. 769 00:45:48,475 --> 00:45:52,123 He's the one who has set us free. 770 00:45:52,159 --> 00:45:53,474 And that's the bomb: 771 00:45:53,504 --> 00:45:57,306 to live life to the fullest in our lord Jesus Christ. 772 00:45:57,348 --> 00:45:59,863 And we've come here with problems, 773 00:45:59,910 --> 00:46:01,849 with difficulties, with tests, 774 00:46:01,897 --> 00:46:04,109 with obstacles that may have to do with drug addiction, 775 00:46:04,139 --> 00:46:05,416 with alcoholism, 776 00:46:05,452 --> 00:46:08,145 but we have come here to know and to understand, 777 00:46:08,175 --> 00:46:11,343 for an obvious reason, that there is a God 778 00:46:11,379 --> 00:46:14,039 that loves us and that accepts us just the way we are. 779 00:46:14,069 --> 00:46:16,113 But when we arrive to God, 780 00:46:16,151 --> 00:46:17,882 there's an absolute change in our lives. 781 00:46:17,912 --> 00:46:19,004 There's a change of heart. 782 00:46:19,034 --> 00:46:21,136 There's a change of mind. 783 00:46:21,180 --> 00:46:24,761 The truth is condensed in the persona of Jesus Christ. 784 00:46:24,800 --> 00:46:26,500 There is no other truth bigger than that. 785 00:46:26,530 --> 00:46:28,005 Do you know why, brothers? 786 00:46:28,035 --> 00:46:32,096 Because this truth for you and for me has made us free. 787 00:46:32,135 --> 00:46:34,890 Could you give these tapes to Antonia? 788 00:46:39,695 --> 00:46:41,577 A new love 789 00:46:41,617 --> 00:46:43,669 I never thought that I could find him 790 00:46:43,699 --> 00:46:47,895 Who gave my life a reason to love 791 00:46:47,927 --> 00:46:52,343 Jesus, my love and more than love will always be 792 00:46:52,380 --> 00:46:56,796 Jesus, my love and more than love will always be 793 00:46:56,832 --> 00:47:03,073 Jesus, my love and more than love 794 00:47:08,877 --> 00:47:10,346 Thank you. 795 00:47:12,112 --> 00:47:14,359 He gets so Evangeloony sometimes. 796 00:47:15,731 --> 00:47:17,651 You haven't slept with him yet? 797 00:47:17,686 --> 00:47:20,278 He doesn't even want me to touch his dick. 798 00:47:23,227 --> 00:47:24,318 Has anyone ever told you, 799 00:47:24,348 --> 00:47:26,652 "No, I don't want to sleep with you"? 800 00:47:29,474 --> 00:47:31,814 Once I was with a person that was a bit scared, 801 00:47:31,844 --> 00:47:33,188 but it passed. 802 00:47:33,221 --> 00:47:34,978 Why scared? 803 00:47:36,201 --> 00:47:39,426 Maybe not scared but uptight. 804 00:47:39,468 --> 00:47:41,359 Did the person relax? 805 00:47:41,390 --> 00:47:43,118 Yes. 806 00:47:43,151 --> 00:47:44,323 How? 807 00:47:47,300 --> 00:47:49,047 Hey, come to my birthday party. 808 00:47:49,077 --> 00:47:50,200 Bring Tomás with you. 809 00:47:50,230 --> 00:47:51,866 I'm not allowed to go out at night. 810 00:47:51,896 --> 00:47:55,093 But tell Tomás to ask your mom for permission. 811 00:47:56,349 --> 00:47:57,942 Come see me. 812 00:47:57,983 --> 00:47:59,618 And now could you please let me work? 813 00:47:59,648 --> 00:48:05,437 Father, thou who art in heaven 814 00:48:05,478 --> 00:48:10,221 Father, who art in my heart 815 00:48:13,646 --> 00:48:16,075 For years now, the idea of a threesome- 816 00:48:16,112 --> 00:48:18,100 a boyfriend and a little classmate 817 00:48:18,130 --> 00:48:20,568 that had dark circles around her eyes, huge tits, 818 00:48:20,598 --> 00:48:22,354 and a face of eternal fuck. 819 00:48:22,391 --> 00:48:24,796 I said to boyfriend, "I think about her." 820 00:48:24,826 --> 00:48:26,461 Boyfriend calls one day and says, 821 00:48:26,491 --> 00:48:28,344 "I dreamt about you and her." 822 00:48:28,381 --> 00:48:30,273 Liar. No fucking way he dreamt of it. 823 00:48:30,303 --> 00:48:32,868 He probably jacked off very consciously and thought, 824 00:48:32,898 --> 00:48:35,975 "if I tell her I dreamt of it, she won't get jealous." 825 00:48:36,005 --> 00:48:39,106 But I was jealous, just a little, 826 00:48:39,144 --> 00:48:42,696 eclipsed by my once-again fiery twat. 827 00:48:53,302 --> 00:48:55,827 Once almost, at M's house, 828 00:48:55,865 --> 00:48:57,661 but I got scared of I don't know what. 829 00:48:57,691 --> 00:49:00,696 But now at the Tomás-Antonia party, I think, 830 00:49:00,734 --> 00:49:02,836 "Third time's a charm." 831 00:49:02,881 --> 00:49:04,090 I think again, 832 00:49:04,130 --> 00:49:05,990 "Fornication with him, with her, together, 833 00:49:06,020 --> 00:49:08,008 is the perfect love that's not in the Bible." 834 00:49:08,038 --> 00:49:09,948 Threesome, threesome, threesome. 835 00:49:10,971 --> 00:49:15,550 GOZPEL 1:7 THE LITTLE STAIRCASES OF SIN BY YOUNG & WILD 836 00:49:15,853 --> 00:49:17,706 Come on, let's dance! 837 00:49:17,744 --> 00:49:20,211 I want to dance. Let's dance. 838 00:49:20,241 --> 00:49:21,701 Hey, I hate this music. 839 00:49:21,748 --> 00:49:23,207 Then let's make out. 840 00:49:24,694 --> 00:49:27,027 Come on. 841 00:49:27,065 --> 00:49:28,525 Hello. 842 00:49:28,571 --> 00:49:29,847 Hello. 843 00:49:29,884 --> 00:49:33,089 The tigress of the west. 844 00:49:33,119 --> 00:49:34,818 Barbage. 845 00:49:34,849 --> 00:49:37,086 This is my boyfriend, Tomás. 846 00:49:37,123 --> 00:49:38,333 - Hello. - Hello. 847 00:49:38,372 --> 00:49:39,419 Cute. 848 00:49:39,461 --> 00:49:41,573 Daniela has talked a lot about you. 849 00:49:43,050 --> 00:49:44,941 And you two, how do you know each other? 850 00:49:44,971 --> 00:49:46,469 From around. 851 00:49:54,325 --> 00:49:55,861 Come on, I want to dance. 852 00:49:55,895 --> 00:49:57,997 - Come on, no, no. - Come on. 853 00:50:15,658 --> 00:50:17,310 Dani. 854 00:50:17,356 --> 00:50:19,113 "Dani." 855 00:50:39,458 --> 00:50:40,889 Dani. 856 00:50:48,990 --> 00:50:50,161 Stop, stop, stop. 857 00:50:56,422 --> 00:50:58,015 It's not funny. 858 00:50:59,561 --> 00:51:01,613 How come David and Bathsheba fucked all day 859 00:51:01,643 --> 00:51:04,034 and they weren't married? 860 00:51:04,078 --> 00:51:05,739 That's the worst example. 861 00:51:05,775 --> 00:51:07,283 Afterwards, they get punished by God. 862 00:51:07,313 --> 00:51:10,635 What a great punishment. 863 00:51:10,676 --> 00:51:14,679 The Bible says that later on, he had 800 wives 864 00:51:14,712 --> 00:51:17,169 and he was fucking them all. 865 00:51:17,211 --> 00:51:19,697 You heretic brat. 866 00:51:19,741 --> 00:51:22,103 Well, at least they were all his wives. 867 00:51:22,143 --> 00:51:23,535 Let's get married then. 868 00:51:27,589 --> 00:51:28,789 You're really drunk. 869 00:52:08,174 --> 00:52:09,413 Hi. 870 00:52:09,456 --> 00:52:10,541 Gated! 871 00:52:10,577 --> 00:52:12,967 Happy Birthday! 872 00:52:13,012 --> 00:52:14,452 Thank you. How are you? 873 00:52:25,280 --> 00:52:27,094 Barbage? 874 00:52:27,137 --> 00:52:29,414 Will you come to the bathroom with me? 875 00:52:29,444 --> 00:52:31,998 Okay... 876 00:52:52,577 --> 00:52:55,745 What's the deal? 877 00:52:55,780 --> 00:52:57,374 Damn it. 878 00:52:59,047 --> 00:53:00,967 Well, whenever you feel like it. 879 00:53:02,443 --> 00:53:04,296 Here's your humble servant. 880 00:53:11,188 --> 00:53:13,069 You left Tomás alone. 881 00:53:13,110 --> 00:53:14,828 You forgot about me. 882 00:53:14,871 --> 00:53:19,038 Even though I came here to fuck you and Tomás. 883 00:53:32,073 --> 00:53:33,215 Hello. 884 00:53:33,258 --> 00:53:34,660 Hello. 885 00:53:34,699 --> 00:53:37,483 - Bye. - Bye. 886 00:53:37,518 --> 00:53:38,603 Thank you. 887 00:53:41,362 --> 00:53:42,437 Bye. 888 00:53:59,205 --> 00:54:00,455 They were kind of weird. 889 00:54:00,485 --> 00:54:02,137 No, they were really normal. 890 00:54:05,098 --> 00:54:06,382 Did you have a lot to drink? 891 00:54:06,412 --> 00:54:07,592 Practically nothing. 892 00:54:07,629 --> 00:54:09,664 "Practically nothing." 893 00:54:09,711 --> 00:54:11,122 Are you going to drive, Tere? 894 00:54:11,152 --> 00:54:12,746 No, you drive. 895 00:54:22,908 --> 00:54:24,769 Hug the person next to you 896 00:54:24,799 --> 00:54:28,188 and tell them that they're beautiful. 897 00:54:28,226 --> 00:54:29,983 You're beautiful. 898 00:54:30,019 --> 00:54:31,296 You're beautiful. 899 00:54:36,714 --> 00:54:37,991 You're beautiful. 900 00:54:41,392 --> 00:54:43,302 You're beautiful. 901 00:54:43,345 --> 00:54:44,693 If there's something that I hate, 902 00:54:44,723 --> 00:54:46,125 it's open letters- 903 00:54:46,164 --> 00:54:47,825 open letter to Chile, 904 00:54:47,862 --> 00:54:49,690 open letter to the baby who'll never be born, 905 00:54:49,720 --> 00:54:51,387 open letter to the president, 906 00:54:51,417 --> 00:54:53,598 open letter to I-dunno-what, I-dunno-who. 907 00:54:53,628 --> 00:54:56,662 But just like Paul, ex-Saul, I do what I hate... 908 00:54:58,105 --> 00:55:00,176 Open letter to Tomás. 909 00:55:00,206 --> 00:55:02,779 My spirit feels relieved. 910 00:55:02,809 --> 00:55:04,833 Father looks at you with acceptance. 911 00:55:04,863 --> 00:55:06,005 Aunt loves you. 912 00:55:06,048 --> 00:55:08,352 Mother trusts you. 913 00:55:08,386 --> 00:55:11,272 It's me and my raping power that she doesn't trust. 914 00:55:11,302 --> 00:55:15,526 Tomas, Mother, as always, is right. 915 00:55:15,561 --> 00:55:17,635 My spirit feels relieved, 916 00:55:17,676 --> 00:55:20,169 but my poonani doesn't. 917 00:55:20,199 --> 00:55:23,166 P.S.: I have a very intelligent idea- 918 00:55:23,345 --> 00:55:25,174 to make a sex-themed video game. 919 00:55:25,204 --> 00:55:27,959 You earn ten points for conventional sex. 920 00:55:27,991 --> 00:55:29,872 This is pussy-dick. 921 00:55:34,205 --> 00:55:37,143 20 points for less conventional sex. 922 00:55:37,184 --> 00:55:39,094 This is dick-ass. 923 00:55:39,138 --> 00:55:41,336 30 points for a threesome. 924 00:55:41,380 --> 00:55:44,548 40 points for convincing a virgin person to fornicate. 925 00:55:44,584 --> 00:55:48,232 1,800 points- no, 1,800 million points 926 00:55:48,267 --> 00:55:50,479 for convincing a man of God to fornicate. 927 00:55:50,509 --> 00:55:53,773 1,800 million points that I will never earn. 928 00:55:53,808 --> 00:55:55,882 Boo. I've only got a few points. 929 00:55:55,922 --> 00:55:57,622 Fuck. Your boyfriend is a dumb-ass. 930 00:55:57,652 --> 00:55:59,860 I'd tell you, "Eat this Popsicle." 931 00:55:59,895 --> 00:56:02,972 Hey, sister in flesh and blood, I never post things on your blog. 932 00:56:03,002 --> 00:56:07,097 All this filthiness is making me a little nervous. Ha, ha, ha. 933 00:56:07,134 --> 00:56:08,737 I forgot that I was going to post this to say 934 00:56:08,767 --> 00:56:10,980 that I have more points than all of your followers combined 935 00:56:11,010 --> 00:56:12,671 and added and multiplied. 936 00:56:12,708 --> 00:56:15,914 And fucking the one who writes this blog, how many points do I get for that? 937 00:56:15,944 --> 00:56:17,700 You lose points. 938 00:56:21,409 --> 00:56:23,569 SAILOR HAS JUST SIGNED IN 939 00:56:25,183 --> 00:56:28,053 YOUNG&WILD SAYS: WHO ARE YOU'? 940 00:56:29,828 --> 00:56:32,199 SAILOR SAYS: SAILOR SATAN. 941 00:56:32,230 --> 00:56:35,101 THE GIRL YOU LEFT OUTSIDE THE BATHROOM. 942 00:56:38,636 --> 00:56:40,172 YOUNG&WILD SAYS: HAHAHAHA! 943 00:56:42,032 --> 00:56:45,546 SAILOR SAYS: HOW DID IT GO IN THE BATHROOM? 944 00:56:50,585 --> 00:56:53,110 YOUNG&WILD SAYS: I DON'T KNOW. CONFUSION. 945 00:56:56,607 --> 00:56:58,978 SAILOR SAYS: FEAR OR CONFUSION? 946 00:56:59,010 --> 00:57:01,496 YOUNG&WILD SAYS: IT DIDN'T SCARE ME. 947 00:57:01,540 --> 00:57:04,411 SAILOR SAYS: AN EVANGELITEASE IS WHAT YOU ARE. 948 00:57:09,965 --> 00:57:11,213 YOUNG&WILD SAYS: NO. 949 00:57:12,335 --> 00:57:13,410 SAILOR SAYS: YES! 950 00:57:15,699 --> 00:57:18,387 YOUNG&WILD SAYS: NO. AND NO. AND NO. 951 00:59:15,852 --> 00:59:17,926 They think I'm with Tomás. 952 00:59:20,802 --> 00:59:22,866 Do you want to go to Rene's Bar? 953 00:59:25,671 --> 00:59:26,785 No. 954 00:59:47,646 --> 00:59:52,513 GOZPEL 1:8 BACON AND TOFU BY YOUNG & WILD 955 01:00:04,014 --> 01:00:06,932 Okay, I'm off to pick up your brother from the Christian Youth Club. 956 01:00:06,962 --> 01:00:09,602 So you stay here keeping Aunt Isabel company. 957 01:00:14,489 --> 01:00:17,273 And don't go into your room all by yourselves. 958 01:00:17,308 --> 01:00:18,393 Bye. 959 01:01:15,223 --> 01:01:16,653 Such a prude. 960 01:01:19,707 --> 01:01:20,984 Do you love me? 961 01:01:24,578 --> 01:01:26,047 I don't know. 962 01:01:30,406 --> 01:01:33,440 What do you mean, you don't know? 963 01:01:33,481 --> 01:01:35,488 You're not even into me. 964 01:01:35,532 --> 01:01:37,730 What do you mean, I'm not into you? 965 01:03:45,118 --> 01:03:47,807 The other day, I heard a man say 966 01:03:47,841 --> 01:03:51,614 he thought another guy liked both men and women. 967 01:03:51,653 --> 01:03:55,167 He said this: "He likes both bacon and tofu." 968 01:03:56,715 --> 01:03:58,606 Nah. He totally looks like it. 969 01:03:58,636 --> 01:04:00,368 That guy likes to kick it with both feet. 970 01:04:00,398 --> 01:04:03,123 I wanted to ask him, "And who would the bacon be? 971 01:04:03,153 --> 01:04:04,404 Who would the tofu be?" 972 01:04:04,434 --> 01:04:06,162 But he got off the bus. 973 01:04:09,687 --> 01:04:11,098 Then I thought, 974 01:04:11,129 --> 01:04:13,501 "I'll write the parable of the bacon and tofu." 975 01:04:13,531 --> 01:04:15,058 Here it goes. 976 01:04:15,101 --> 01:04:17,626 One: Fornication with her. 977 01:04:21,860 --> 01:04:24,135 Two: Fornication with him. 978 01:04:27,914 --> 01:04:30,112 Three: Fornication with her. 979 01:04:33,488 --> 01:04:35,379 Four: Fornication with him. 980 01:04:38,132 --> 01:04:40,619 Five: Fornication with her. 981 01:04:43,674 --> 01:04:45,853 Six: Fornication with him. 982 01:04:48,607 --> 01:04:51,161 Seven: Love with her. 983 01:04:54,629 --> 01:04:56,540 Eight: Love with him. 984 01:05:00,619 --> 01:05:02,511 Yes, I know. It's not a parable. 985 01:05:02,541 --> 01:05:04,593 But I don't have much time, and unlike Jesus, 986 01:05:04,623 --> 01:05:06,870 I'll never be able to teach anything. 987 01:05:08,071 --> 01:05:12,400 GOZPEL 1:9 IF I HAVE NO LOVE, I AM NOTHING BY YOUNG & WILD 988 01:05:12,440 --> 01:05:16,664 Everyone, pay attention. We're ready to roll. 989 01:05:16,699 --> 01:05:20,827 Three, two, one. 990 01:05:20,864 --> 01:05:21,949 On air. 991 01:05:21,985 --> 01:05:23,262 Hello, friends! 992 01:05:23,298 --> 01:05:26,649 Welcome to your show Rich in Christ. 993 01:05:26,694 --> 01:05:30,332 Today we have two young contestants. 994 01:05:30,377 --> 01:05:32,238 Our first contestant, Leo, 995 01:05:32,268 --> 01:05:34,754 comes from the Baptist Church of Ñuñoa. 996 01:05:34,798 --> 01:05:37,381 Our second contestant, Vicente, 997 01:05:37,425 --> 01:05:39,509 comes from the Christian Missionary Church. 998 01:05:39,539 --> 01:05:41,449 Boys, please say hello. 999 01:05:42,614 --> 01:05:45,964 Let's go on to our first question. 1000 01:05:46,009 --> 01:05:48,822 Complete the biblical verse: 1001 01:05:48,861 --> 01:05:53,613 "For God so loved the world"... 1002 01:05:53,666 --> 01:05:54,916 "That he gave his only begotten son, 1003 01:05:54,946 --> 01:05:56,646 "that whoever believes in him shall not perish 1004 01:05:56,676 --> 01:05:57,703 but have eternal life." 1005 01:05:57,733 --> 01:05:59,241 "That he gave his only begotten son, 1006 01:05:59,271 --> 01:06:01,772 "that whoever believes in him shall not perish 1007 01:06:01,802 --> 01:06:03,357 but have eternal life." 1008 01:06:03,403 --> 01:06:04,488 l won. 1009 01:06:04,524 --> 01:06:07,116 Excellent, Leo! Very good! 1010 01:06:07,151 --> 01:06:09,608 So let's go on to the second question. 1011 01:06:09,650 --> 01:06:12,350 It reads as follows. Attention... 1012 01:06:12,380 --> 01:06:15,308 Today there's no parable or metaphor or comparison 1013 01:06:15,416 --> 01:06:17,467 or biblical reinterpretation or anything, 1014 01:06:17,497 --> 01:06:19,612 'cause I'm feeling like a fucking cock-dick-prick. 1015 01:06:19,642 --> 01:06:20,760 Sorry, sorry. 1016 01:06:20,790 --> 01:06:24,755 Seeing bacon and tofu every day. 1017 01:06:25,057 --> 01:06:26,401 I'm confused, 1018 01:06:26,435 --> 01:06:29,670 and I don't know if I want to write, but I do write. 1019 01:06:29,700 --> 01:06:31,185 I don't know why I write, 1020 01:06:31,215 --> 01:06:34,143 and maybe it's better if I talk about the Bible. 1021 01:06:36,627 --> 01:06:38,840 Once, in Corinthians, Paul said, 1022 01:06:38,870 --> 01:06:40,922 "if I have not love, l am nothing." 1023 01:06:40,952 --> 01:06:42,325 l am nothing. 1024 01:06:42,361 --> 01:06:43,613 "If I do not have love, 1025 01:06:43,643 --> 01:06:47,089 I become as sounding brass or a tinkling cymbal." 1026 01:06:47,135 --> 01:06:48,507 Hey, come on. 1027 01:07:01,709 --> 01:07:04,877 And I want to ask Paul, God, Mother, 1028 01:07:04,912 --> 01:07:07,120 some blogger, someone, 1029 01:07:07,155 --> 01:07:09,430 what happens if I have too much love? 1030 01:07:09,461 --> 01:07:12,627 What happens if I like two people? If I love two? 1031 01:07:12,664 --> 01:07:16,702 If I like doing dirty things with both? Is it better than having no love at all? 1032 01:07:16,732 --> 01:07:19,612 What the fuck happens, Paul, Mother, God, blogger? 1033 01:07:20,992 --> 01:07:25,821 Do I become nothing? Am I less than nothing? 1034 01:07:33,133 --> 01:07:37,328 GOZPEL 1:10 BUH-BYE OLD SELF BY YOUNG & WILD 1035 01:07:39,315 --> 01:07:40,407 No, come on, seriously. 1036 01:07:40,437 --> 01:07:42,894 Let's have a real conversation now. 1037 01:07:42,934 --> 01:07:44,499 Let's do something. 1038 01:07:44,537 --> 01:07:46,582 You tell me everything you like 1039 01:07:46,619 --> 01:07:50,968 and everything you want, and then I'll tell you. 1040 01:07:51,007 --> 01:07:55,961 I like waking up sick on Sundays... 1041 01:07:59,367 --> 01:08:03,975 Being afraid of dachshunds, 1042 01:08:04,013 --> 01:08:07,325 chatting online until my eyes burn at night... 1043 01:08:07,376 --> 01:08:10,352 We talked about pretty things, and there were boats 1044 01:08:10,387 --> 01:08:13,680 and sun, a lake, and even a parrot, 1045 01:08:13,718 --> 01:08:15,867 and all we needed was that perfect song. 1046 01:08:15,897 --> 01:08:18,642 Cha, na, na 1047 01:08:18,684 --> 01:08:21,141 Like when soap operas end. 1048 01:08:21,181 --> 01:08:24,052 But the difference was that nothing was ending. 1049 01:08:24,097 --> 01:08:25,979 Drenched on your back 1050 01:08:26,019 --> 01:08:27,910 I feel happy 1051 01:08:27,941 --> 01:08:29,439 We don't get up anymore 1052 01:08:29,478 --> 01:08:31,178 And I hold you against my chest 1053 01:08:31,208 --> 01:08:32,936 With all my soul 1054 01:08:32,970 --> 01:08:34,630 I could die tomorrow 1055 01:08:34,668 --> 01:08:36,357 I could die stuck here 1056 01:08:36,397 --> 01:08:39,430 Completely drugged 1057 01:08:41,987 --> 01:08:45,337 Oh, friend of mine 1058 01:08:49,082 --> 01:08:55,323 I know we're never going to let 1059 01:08:55,777 --> 01:09:00,567 I know we're never going to let 1060 01:09:00,614 --> 01:09:04,675 This love go away from us 1061 01:09:06,828 --> 01:09:08,105 Leave. 1062 01:09:09,871 --> 01:09:12,357 I don't want to leave. 1063 01:09:12,401 --> 01:09:13,749 You said that you had to go. 1064 01:09:13,779 --> 01:09:15,056 Go. 1065 01:09:16,822 --> 01:09:19,510 But not like this. 1066 01:09:19,545 --> 01:09:22,396 Then we can do it like we always do. 1067 01:09:22,428 --> 01:09:25,233 You leave because you have 800 missed calls from your mother, 1068 01:09:25,279 --> 01:09:27,640 because you have to be with Tomás. 1069 01:09:27,681 --> 01:09:30,054 I say, "Good-bye. See you at the station." 1070 01:09:30,084 --> 01:09:34,183 You kiss me on the mouth, and we chat online, 1071 01:09:34,216 --> 01:09:35,947 and then we laugh at the station, 1072 01:09:35,977 --> 01:09:38,147 and everything is super cool. 1073 01:09:38,188 --> 01:09:40,713 What do you think? 1074 01:09:40,750 --> 01:09:43,150 That I want it to be like this forever? 1075 01:10:08,587 --> 01:10:11,592 Mother says that sinning is a matter of steps. 1076 01:10:11,629 --> 01:10:12,906 She says, 1077 01:10:12,943 --> 01:10:16,000 "When you open the door for the enemy, he enters." 1078 01:10:16,030 --> 01:10:18,400 I could say that I've climbed up the steps of sin; 1079 01:10:18,430 --> 01:10:22,345 although it'd be more accurate to say down- considering hell is not above- 1080 01:10:22,393 --> 01:10:23,958 the stairsteps of sin. 1081 01:10:23,994 --> 01:10:25,617 At first I said 1082 01:10:25,660 --> 01:10:28,185 I'd never fuck before marriage. 1083 01:10:28,222 --> 01:10:29,634 Okay, I never said that. 1084 01:10:29,664 --> 01:10:32,965 But I did say I'd never cheat. 1085 01:10:32,995 --> 01:10:34,272 While cheating, 1086 01:10:34,309 --> 01:10:35,880 I made an infinite list of et ceteras, 1087 01:10:35,910 --> 01:10:39,232 but I always knew when I went down step after step. 1088 01:10:39,274 --> 01:10:40,781 And the problem is the following: 1089 01:10:40,811 --> 01:10:43,440 I'd never said I wouldn't be with two people at once. 1090 01:10:43,470 --> 01:10:46,803 I never knew that suddenly it wouldn't be step after step anymore 1091 01:10:46,833 --> 01:10:49,683 but more like falling down the stairs. And now I say, 1092 01:10:49,716 --> 01:10:53,710 God, I want to walk down a clean, righteous path. 1093 01:10:53,753 --> 01:10:55,577 And that's it. Righteous. 1094 01:10:55,611 --> 01:10:56,724 Right? 1095 01:11:19,026 --> 01:11:21,186 Wasn't Tomás dropping you off today? 1096 01:11:26,458 --> 01:11:27,888 What's wrong with you? 1097 01:11:30,014 --> 01:11:31,770 Daniela, what did you do? 1098 01:11:35,138 --> 01:11:36,895 I want to get baptized. 1099 01:11:51,268 --> 01:11:52,824 Go to my house. 1100 01:11:52,871 --> 01:11:54,080 To the beach? 1101 01:11:54,120 --> 01:11:55,329 Yes. 1102 01:11:55,369 --> 01:11:57,279 Get baptized where I did. 1103 01:12:03,022 --> 01:12:04,417 Let's all go. 1104 01:12:04,447 --> 01:12:05,560 Yes. 1105 01:12:11,051 --> 01:12:12,712 Awesome. 1106 01:12:12,749 --> 01:12:14,257 I'll be cold if I wear that. 1107 01:12:14,287 --> 01:12:15,468 Who cares? 1108 01:12:15,504 --> 01:12:17,363 Hey, you have to get a less pornographic T-shirt. 1109 01:12:17,393 --> 01:12:19,093 But all white T-shirts are pornographic. 1110 01:12:19,123 --> 01:12:20,467 But yours even more, 1111 01:12:20,501 --> 01:12:23,033 because it's made out of that old fabric, you know? 1112 01:12:23,063 --> 01:12:24,538 You can get a white one anywhere. 1113 01:12:24,568 --> 01:12:28,372 I can get it for you if you want. Why do you need a white T-shirt? 1114 01:12:28,412 --> 01:12:29,689 I've got several. 1115 01:12:29,726 --> 01:12:31,042 Because I'm getting baptized. 1116 01:12:31,072 --> 01:12:34,076 You have to wear a white T-shirt for baptism. 1117 01:12:34,115 --> 01:12:35,846 See, Anto can lend you one. Cool. 1118 01:12:35,876 --> 01:12:37,608 Dani, you're getting baptized? 1119 01:12:37,638 --> 01:12:38,877 Yes. 1120 01:12:38,920 --> 01:12:40,648 That's great. Congratulations. 1121 01:12:52,245 --> 01:12:55,893 SAILOR SAYS: BAPTISM? 1122 01:12:55,928 --> 01:12:59,864 YOUNG&WILD SAYS: BAPTISM. 1123 01:12:59,901 --> 01:13:03,827 SAILOR SAYS: IS YOUR MOM MAKING YOU? 1124 01:13:03,872 --> 01:13:06,109 YOUNG&WILD SAYS: NO. 1125 01:13:11,016 --> 01:13:12,091 Dani, Dani. 1126 01:13:12,137 --> 01:13:13,709 Could you come see this thing we're editing, please? 1127 01:13:13,739 --> 01:13:15,332 Sure. I'll be right over. 1128 01:13:18,704 --> 01:13:20,777 YOUNG&WILD SAYS: LET'S TALK LATER. 1129 01:13:25,047 --> 01:13:26,458 What's up? 1130 01:13:26,488 --> 01:13:29,809 How long do you think this should be? 1131 01:13:29,851 --> 01:13:32,011 He wants to cut it here, you see... 1132 01:13:34,835 --> 01:13:37,485 Are you willing to let your ego die? 1133 01:13:38,916 --> 01:13:42,842 Evangelical baptism isn't like some bullshit Catholic baptism. 1134 01:13:42,888 --> 01:13:46,018 Evangelic baptism is done when you're older, 1135 01:13:46,059 --> 01:13:48,400 conscious that you want to follow Jeezus 1136 01:13:48,430 --> 01:13:50,734 and leave your old self in the toilet. 1137 01:14:04,991 --> 01:14:08,380 Evangelic baptism takes place outdoors. 1138 01:14:08,418 --> 01:14:10,374 I would do it in a tropical swimming pool. 1139 01:14:10,404 --> 01:14:14,120 But the Lord will always be there with you, 1140 01:14:14,152 --> 01:14:15,525 because he tells us... 1141 01:14:15,562 --> 01:14:17,293 I only thought about getting baptized once before 1142 01:14:17,323 --> 01:14:19,522 in school, when I was 14, 1143 01:14:19,566 --> 01:14:22,258 when I got close to Jeezus like everyone else did. 1144 01:14:22,288 --> 01:14:23,815 I am nothing without you. 1145 01:14:23,858 --> 01:14:26,248 I am nothing without you. 1146 01:14:27,542 --> 01:14:31,190 Those of you who feel that you have lost the way, 1147 01:14:31,225 --> 01:14:33,260 who wish to amend their ways, 1148 01:14:33,307 --> 01:14:36,572 tell him, "Take me, Lord." 1149 01:14:36,607 --> 01:14:38,681 Take me, Lord. 1150 01:14:40,099 --> 01:14:43,267 Those of you who are rebels at heart, 1151 01:14:43,301 --> 01:14:47,420 tell Jesus, "Lord, take me." 1152 01:14:47,466 --> 01:14:50,816 I did Daniel's fast- legumes and vegetables. 1153 01:14:52,398 --> 01:14:55,533 And I really did it, because I felt close to God, 1154 01:14:55,563 --> 01:14:57,905 and I was proto-anorexic. 1155 01:14:57,962 --> 01:14:59,960 I remember that we went to the hill to pray, 1156 01:14:59,990 --> 01:15:01,242 and Ms. Cecilia told me 1157 01:15:01,272 --> 01:15:03,423 that my heart was getting pretty. 1158 01:15:03,453 --> 01:15:05,846 Lord, move her heart. 1159 01:15:05,876 --> 01:15:08,247 Lord, touch Daniela, 1160 01:15:08,543 --> 01:15:10,453 move her heart. 1161 01:15:12,166 --> 01:15:14,374 Shamba, ramba, rimba, ramba 1162 01:15:14,408 --> 01:15:17,470 Shamba, ramba, rimba 1163 01:15:17,515 --> 01:15:19,080 Shamba, ramba 1164 01:15:19,117 --> 01:15:22,438 Lord, illuminate our youth, 1165 01:15:22,480 --> 01:15:24,199 all these children. 1166 01:15:24,242 --> 01:15:25,490 Shamba, ramba... 1167 01:15:25,524 --> 01:15:27,416 And time passed, and time passed, 1168 01:15:27,446 --> 01:15:29,001 and I got lost. 1169 01:15:29,047 --> 01:15:30,765 And my heart wasn't pretty. 1170 01:15:30,809 --> 01:15:33,429 And today, that I'm more lost than ever, 1171 01:15:33,468 --> 01:15:35,061 I want to try it again. 1172 01:15:36,543 --> 01:15:37,793 Pastor Uncle asks me... 1173 01:15:37,823 --> 01:15:41,654 Are you willing to give up your old self? 1174 01:15:43,718 --> 01:15:46,915 Are you willing to let your ego die? 1175 01:15:48,843 --> 01:15:52,520 Do you know what it means to let your ego die? 1176 01:15:55,762 --> 01:15:57,494 And I think, "I don't know. I don't know." 1177 01:15:57,524 --> 01:15:59,095 But in the end, I say to Pastor Uncle... 1178 01:15:59,125 --> 01:16:02,120 Placing Christ first? 1179 01:16:02,168 --> 01:16:05,202 Placing Christ before anything that I'd like to do. 1180 01:16:08,735 --> 01:16:11,075 And I think, "I love bacon. I love tofu. 1181 01:16:11,105 --> 01:16:12,353 "Maybe I love Jeezus. 1182 01:16:12,387 --> 01:16:14,054 "I love bacon. I love tofu. 1183 01:16:14,084 --> 01:16:15,841 I want to be clean, clean." 1184 01:16:15,878 --> 01:16:17,568 You went crazy. 1185 01:16:17,608 --> 01:16:20,173 Hey, I was an Evangelical and I got baptized and everything, 1186 01:16:20,203 --> 01:16:23,202 and all I remember is that I was freezing, and I caught a cold. 1187 01:16:23,246 --> 01:16:25,458 Fuck, girl, I'm finding out about shit 1188 01:16:25,488 --> 01:16:28,359 that you should be telling me to my face. 1189 01:16:28,403 --> 01:16:31,638 Girl, I can understand you sleeping with a lady. 1190 01:16:31,671 --> 01:16:34,043 I can understand you sleeping with a man. 1191 01:16:34,073 --> 01:16:36,924 But I can't understand you getting baptized. 1192 01:16:36,956 --> 01:16:40,767 I would even baptize myself in a fucking ice-cold lake for you. 1193 01:16:40,799 --> 01:16:43,589 Girls, please hurry up. Teresa is already downstairs. 1194 01:16:43,619 --> 01:16:45,510 - Uncle. - What? 1195 01:16:45,541 --> 01:16:47,480 It's that... I'm not going. 1196 01:16:47,526 --> 01:16:49,212 Why not? 1197 01:16:49,242 --> 01:16:50,860 Because I have things to do. 1198 01:16:50,890 --> 01:16:52,033 As you wish. 1199 01:16:55,823 --> 01:16:56,898 What's going on? 1200 01:16:56,944 --> 01:16:58,442 What? 1201 01:16:58,482 --> 01:17:01,132 What do you mean, you're not going? 1202 01:17:01,172 --> 01:17:04,182 What do you want me to do there? I'm not a part of that. 1203 01:17:04,215 --> 01:17:05,646 Who cares? 1204 01:17:08,604 --> 01:17:12,396 Okay, and am I supposed to clap when you come out of the water? 1205 01:17:13,921 --> 01:17:15,035 Come. 1206 01:17:16,868 --> 01:17:18,452 I want you to be with me. 1207 01:17:20,648 --> 01:17:22,203 It's that... 1208 01:17:22,250 --> 01:17:25,485 I like you more than a lot. 1209 01:17:25,517 --> 01:17:26,826 I want- 1210 01:17:26,856 --> 01:17:28,546 I need you to be there. 1211 01:17:35,000 --> 01:17:37,051 I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. 1212 01:17:37,081 --> 01:17:38,742 70 times 7, I love you. 1213 01:17:38,779 --> 01:17:41,428 Is that a phrase from your sect? 1214 01:17:41,470 --> 01:17:44,350 Yes. 70 times 7 means infinity. 1215 01:17:47,715 --> 01:17:48,829 Where? 1216 01:17:48,868 --> 01:17:50,184 In the twee Bible? 1217 01:18:04,469 --> 01:18:05,582 I'm ready. 1218 01:18:08,661 --> 01:18:12,626 GOZPEL 1:11 NOW WE SEE THROUGH A GLASS, DARKLY BY YOUNG & WILD 1219 01:18:13,309 --> 01:18:15,546 Who gave you this toy? 1220 01:18:15,584 --> 01:18:16,996 Grandma and Grandpa, I think. 1221 01:18:17,026 --> 01:18:18,302 Yeah, right? 1222 01:18:26,219 --> 01:18:29,387 I love this one. Look. 1223 01:18:29,422 --> 01:18:30,853 No, Aunt. 1224 01:18:30,896 --> 01:18:32,422 This is for her birthday. 1225 01:18:32,465 --> 01:18:34,325 Danielita. 1226 01:18:34,355 --> 01:18:36,246 Don't look at it. 1227 01:18:36,277 --> 01:18:38,393 This is when she was turning eight, and her dad- 1228 01:18:38,423 --> 01:18:39,988 Let me see! 1229 01:18:40,025 --> 01:18:44,402 This little princess crown was a gift from her dad. 1230 01:18:44,446 --> 01:18:47,074 She thought that she was the prettiest at the party 1231 01:18:47,104 --> 01:18:48,515 until Pamela showed up, 1232 01:18:48,546 --> 01:18:52,067 and she thought that she was prettier than her, so she got mad. 1233 01:18:52,101 --> 01:18:55,134 She went to sit down over here next to the chips. 1234 01:18:57,462 --> 01:19:00,727 That's where Rai took this picture. 1235 01:19:00,762 --> 01:19:03,287 - Cute, right? - Yes. 1236 01:19:03,324 --> 01:19:04,400 Daniela? 1237 01:19:04,446 --> 01:19:06,273 Let's go for a walk on the beach? 1238 01:19:06,303 --> 01:19:08,214 Okay. Let's go? 1239 01:19:08,258 --> 01:19:09,371 Let's go. 1240 01:19:26,804 --> 01:19:30,500 Hey, so do you still think you are the prettiest in the world? 1241 01:19:30,584 --> 01:19:32,955 Of course. 1242 01:19:32,987 --> 01:19:35,320 That's because you hadn't met me yet. 1243 01:20:01,400 --> 01:20:03,932 And then you write that you sleep with me, 1244 01:20:03,962 --> 01:20:05,690 and everyone reads about it! 1245 01:20:05,723 --> 01:20:06,815 Don't tell me to calm down! 1246 01:20:06,845 --> 01:20:09,216 Don't pretend to be my friend, bitch! 1247 01:20:09,248 --> 01:20:11,801 You're sleeping with her! 1248 01:21:04,888 --> 01:21:06,165 What's wrong? 1249 01:21:10,109 --> 01:21:11,222 Nothing. 1250 01:21:12,831 --> 01:21:13,945 And Tomás? 1251 01:21:15,939 --> 01:21:17,561 We had a fight. 1252 01:21:19,431 --> 01:21:20,707 Why? 1253 01:21:23,658 --> 01:21:26,020 Because I was being kind of mean today. 1254 01:21:26,061 --> 01:21:28,269 And why were you being mean? 1255 01:21:28,304 --> 01:21:32,134 Because I didn't get to fin- 1256 01:21:39,932 --> 01:21:41,429 Let go of me. 1257 01:22:41,434 --> 01:22:44,122 When Isabel arrived at our house 1258 01:22:44,157 --> 01:22:48,630 less than a year ago, 1259 01:22:48,674 --> 01:22:51,064 she said, "Tere, I'm sick." 1260 01:22:53,254 --> 01:22:57,094 I thought about what Paul said in Epistle to the Corinthians. 1261 01:22:59,244 --> 01:23:01,369 He said, 1262 01:23:01,399 --> 01:23:07,639 "For now we see through a glass, darkly." 1263 01:23:13,605 --> 01:23:16,740 Now that my sister, Isabel 1264 01:23:16,770 --> 01:23:19,055 is dead... 1265 01:23:23,759 --> 01:23:25,516 I think of Paul once more. 1266 01:23:31,480 --> 01:23:33,553 It may be that I don't... 1267 01:23:36,348 --> 01:23:40,226 It may be that I now see things darkly. 1268 01:23:42,466 --> 01:23:46,114 It may be that I don't understand. 1269 01:23:46,151 --> 01:23:47,581 And I don't. 1270 01:23:52,325 --> 01:23:57,116 But I also think about what Paul said, 1271 01:23:57,297 --> 01:24:00,014 that death in Christ is a gain. 1272 01:24:11,580 --> 01:24:14,432 What do we gain 1273 01:24:14,531 --> 01:24:15,943 with the death of all things? 1274 01:24:15,973 --> 01:24:17,566 I don't know. 1275 01:24:20,553 --> 01:24:22,146 I still don't know. 1276 01:24:28,801 --> 01:24:33,659 Now I'd like for us to sing a song 1277 01:24:33,814 --> 01:24:35,725 that my sister loved so much. 1278 01:24:43,689 --> 01:24:46,857 I 1279 01:24:46,892 --> 01:24:51,010 will be reborn today in Jesus 1280 01:24:51,056 --> 01:24:52,784 Let's go. 1281 01:24:52,818 --> 01:24:56,168 You shall see me return 1282 01:24:56,214 --> 01:25:02,454 Towards the divine light I know I shall depart 1283 01:25:02,588 --> 01:25:05,266 My soul is enlightened 1284 01:25:05,311 --> 01:25:08,507 I know I'll make it there 1285 01:25:08,546 --> 01:25:13,020 I know I'll make it there 1286 01:25:15,657 --> 01:25:21,609 Today, I know that I'll be reborn 1287 01:25:21,647 --> 01:25:27,887 And in his eyes, you shall see me return 1288 01:25:28,053 --> 01:25:29,964 Today, I know... 1289 01:25:30,008 --> 01:25:34,578 GOZPEL 1:12 POSTSCRIPT BY YOUNG & WILD 1290 01:25:57,107 --> 01:25:59,410 Paul said in Corinthians, 1291 01:25:59,440 --> 01:26:02,435 "When I was a child, I understood as a child. 1292 01:26:02,553 --> 01:26:06,596 I spoke as a child. I thought as a child." 1293 01:26:06,626 --> 01:26:09,112 Blah, blah, blah as a child. 1294 01:26:09,344 --> 01:26:12,554 "But when I became a man, I put away childish things." 1295 01:26:12,584 --> 01:26:14,616 I say it in nowhere: 1296 01:26:14,646 --> 01:26:17,305 when I was a child, I thought like a child. 1297 01:26:17,431 --> 01:26:19,441 I understood as a child. 1298 01:26:19,471 --> 01:26:21,317 Now that I'm a non-child, 1299 01:26:21,347 --> 01:26:23,440 I haven't put anything away, and I don't care 1300 01:26:23,470 --> 01:26:26,163 because I don't know if I believe in happiness 1301 01:26:26,193 --> 01:26:27,662 or in peace 1302 01:26:27,698 --> 01:26:29,109 or in maturi-tease 1303 01:26:29,140 --> 01:26:30,551 or in I-don't-know-what. 1304 01:26:30,581 --> 01:26:32,309 I only believe in being lost. 1305 01:26:32,343 --> 01:26:35,031 Amen and amen and amen and amen. 92650

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