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Of course.
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Do you want her to clap for you,
everybody?
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If you just started recruiting.
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All right.
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I love you. Editors.
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Tell me, who scarves my scarves.
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Also this one, actually.
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So this one?
I was working on a Burning Man.
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Really? Yeah. The.
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There was zip ties on the bike,
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and I did one of those bad moves
where you bike down with the box cutter.
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And I was pushing the box
cutter down on the zip.
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Tiny went straight into my.
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My leg is a pretty ferocious one.
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So do that there.
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Or before you got there,
it happened in, like, April.
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Oh, this thing
that's fresh now. April 2016.
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So it would have been like six months
before and like, getting ready for a burn.
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You're getting ready that early.
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People get ready all year long
and you stop getting ready for burn.
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Did you stop?
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Like,
what about this woman, this whole injury?
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Actually, this one was from porn,
you know?
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So I shot a VR scene in my van,
and the guy was fucking okay.
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So, you know, like, the side of the van is
where, like, the doors open up.
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So it was fucking me in the side
of the van and he was doing doggy.
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And it was when he was like pushing me,
like fucking me
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into the side where you, like, step up.
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So, like, that's about the height, right?
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And he just fucked me into my van,
and that's a scar from.
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Did you complete the scene or did she?
Oh, yeah.
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I like.
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Actually, I didn't even notice
I was bleeding until we stopped
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that position.
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And then I was still
just kind of like, dazed.
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And he was flipping me from doggy into
and a mesh.
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So I lean back
and I put my legs up getting ready for it.
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And I noticed him bleeding
and it was like, Oh my God, I think
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that's.
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Did you do it? Like, cover it?
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And just so the position I was in
and because I was in my van
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and I knew everything in my van,
I was able to reach over,
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got my first aid kit in position.
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They're moving the camera,
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you know, you bandaged up my thing
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in the position, right?
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Wow. That's.
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You make it work.
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Great.
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Porn is a true professional and true.
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And try to make the make
the scene happen in like a high.
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They pay you the location fee for that.
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They actually did.
I totally charge them for that.
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It's like or
you don't have to say it was it
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more than you expected. You
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it wasn't as much as I was hoping for,
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but it was still like way
more than I thought.
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But I also put my foot down and was like,
Now you're going to pay me
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at least this much,
and we're going to fuck inside of my home.
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Plus, I had to clean off your blood, so.
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Yeah, yeah.
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I'm really glad it came in my mouth
praising him enough.
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Yeah. Not understand. It's a sacred place.
This is actually.
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I mean, okay, lots of.
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Well, it's
usually that's my thing anyways.
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Like, you can just come in my mouth
and, like, that way there's clean up.
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So, like, almost all of the sex I've had
and my when I put my foot down
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and I'm like, No, you're coming
to my fucking mouth like this.
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There's nowhere else in the sand that's
appropriate for you to come watch the men.
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So I assume it's not squirt
proof in there.
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You know, actually, I've been trying
to make myself squirt lately, and I have.
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I haven't been able to make myself squirt
in, like, two years.
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What? I know.
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So Tony Rivas and Johnny Castle
have been able
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to make me squirt,
but honestly, it's really hard lately.
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Usually I just plasma
Hitachi and told, like,
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I just can't control my clit
or like the sensitivity anymore.
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It just like, comes out.
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But I've been trying to push it
to that point.
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I haven't been able to make myself squirt.
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I've been trying all summer.
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We'll see today,
maybe today, but I'll start
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a gym.
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So when you
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were in elementary school
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and I thought about,
you know, what you wanted to be
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and where you want to live
when you grow up.
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And somebody said, If you know what study
hard, you're going to be living in a van.
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Were you like, Yeah,
I to be living in a van.
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Funny stories.
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I totally wanted to be a rock star
when I was a kid.
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I was like, That's what I dressed up for
is like career day
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and, you know, like straight up.
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And also, like, while I was a kid,
my mom actually talked about wanting
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to take me and my little brother
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around like New Zealand and around
the United States and a camper van.
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So, like,
it's been my dream for my whole life
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to be like a rock star
and to live in a van and travel around.
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Right?
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What I'm living my dream 26 year old me
is so proud of me right now.
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I can't even tell
you I lived out my dreams.
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That is pretty rock and roll.
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Which rock star did you want to be?
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A refugee? Most immigrant. Just.
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Anyway, I realize that like, being a fire
spinner is like feeling
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like you're a rock star.
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You know, people are watching the plane
pyrotechnics.
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No, seriously, do When you're on stage
and you like there's like the particular
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one that I do is like the and stuff
and everybody jokes
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that that's the one that you do
if you want to get laid.
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Cause that's me
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just dancing.
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I mean, you just being there,
it would hit you later.
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Yeah. Think you can.
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I just, like, walk up to someone
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and just start playing with myself
and they honestly like me.
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I mean, maybe I've never
tried that, I guess, but
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have you gotten laid with
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the fire stuff?
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Yeah. I feel like
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we should talk about something else.
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Sorry. I'm sorry. All of you.
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Okay.
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So you only had sex ten times in your van.
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I feel like it thinks.
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Come on.
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I expected more from a gypsy queen.
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That is so.
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Thanks.
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I appreciate you.
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He's doing a great job with his song.
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She know some.
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Some would say that I have heard
a large number of men and many of them
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I really don't feel like
they spend the money.
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Whatever it is, it's a perspective.
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You meet guys
and then you just go back to their house.
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You know, honestly,
I don't have as much cycles.
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I do things I do.
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I'm meaningful,
so I try to have meaningful sex.
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Listen, I'm getting paid.
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And then that's just like meaningful
y that turns me on so much.
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The fact that I'm getting paid right now
to be here makes me so fucking horny.
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I don't know why.
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Maybe it's like the naughtiness of it,
and that's how I can like,
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I can just be like, Fuck you guys.
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Yeah, I'm empowered.
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Look at me.
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Support my entire life with this. What?
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You are quite literally, like, train
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our funds and our foods
and sold out of his cock.
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Do you see me
take the soul out of this penis?
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My vagina is doing it right now and.
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Oh, yeah, No, actually,
I need to be true to the Knicks.
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This is really.
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Thank you.
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So we can, like, decorating
again was like, what are some good things
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they put in there?
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Oh, I mean, honestly, most of the stuff.
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That's them. It's them gifted notes.
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I mean, when you're a hippie traveling,
it's all like trade commerce.
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So, like,
I don't really use a lot of money.
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I mean, sometimes, but like,
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I like to make jewelry and then I trade
the things that I make for other things.
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Then some people just like,
want to be nice and like, give things.
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And I mean, you do the best you can
with what you've got, right?
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Like some traveling hippie van comes by.
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Yeah.
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And I don't know, you're kind of like
an ice cream truck full of gypsies.
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Oh, my God.
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Let me tell you, my favorite thing to do
when I'm driving my van is to tell people.
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Hey, little kid, do you want some candy?
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Even the van.
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Not quite as creepy from the truth.
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It's still creepy.
It still makes me happy.
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I You need the PA system there.
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You can play like that all over.
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And I would love to have a guy do.
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The soundsystem in my van is terrible.
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It's embarrassing for Halloween.
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Now, please tell me that you're
just going to park
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in, like, a rich neighborhood and offer
kids free crap.
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Oh, my God.
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I'm having a housewarming party,
though, and I actually don't know.
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My roommates could be cool, but I would.
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Actual house.
Well, no, no, no, like, actually.
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And, like, the silly thing is, is like,
also warehouse and room party.
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Our house is surrounded by children
and, like, families, Like, we're like,
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we're the only not family,
like on the block, Right?
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But it is Portland.
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So I feel like everybody's chill,
but just like, so I'm like, calm
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in the house and, like, half naked,
running around all the time
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because that's my life. That's what
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this party does.
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It makes me
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sad that you're in an actual house
now instead of just traveling.
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Well, no.
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I mean, I think I mean, I got the
I got the van in 2016 and January,
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and I've put down a few times
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like I haven't been in the van
full time the whole time.
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It's usually like
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I don't go to a place hanging out vibe
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and living with whoever I'm fucking.
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And then when it doesn't work out,
move on to the next place.
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Is that really what it is?
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It just started dating something like,
Hey, I live here for a bit.
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Just because you need to wash the clothes
or whatever it is.
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I mean, it's a little bit like it's
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if I feel like there's a need,
you know, you're kind of great.
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Sean, By the way,
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thank you so much for loving on my body.
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This is also saying it's
I don't know, I love talking about myself,
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so just sort of fucking I get laid.
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Oh, man,
You guys, today is such a great day.
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What's your least favorite thing
to talk about yourself?
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Like,
what do you hope people don't ask you?
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Oh, my God. No, no, no. Okay.
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Actually, let me give you
let me give you the few things.
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So I was a stripper.
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My my pet peeves of, like, things.
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I don't want guys asking me, Oh, my God.
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The number one thing that I hate when guys
ask, What's your real name, though?
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They're like, Oh my God, what the fuck?
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That you have a fake name? You.
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Oh, my God. I should say Jennifer.
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Oh, no.
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Because like, like my story, you. It's
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my I hate
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my legal name, and everyone in my life
knows that I hate my legal name.
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So it doesn't matter
who the fuck you think you are.
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I'm not giving you my real fucking name.
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Like I
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let you tip me, and then I'll tell you,
and then you just give them.
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My parents told me
that they were going to name me Jade
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instead of my real name, and I always
hated them for not naming me Jane.
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So I look at them and I'm just like, Dude,
I want to be Jade.
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Can you just let me be
who I want to be when I grow up?
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So if you go by Jane, your first lawyer,
now I've got another nickname.
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I go by
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that second question.
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What's
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my name is going to be? What's your name?
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You know, tell people, Oh,
my God, to tell us about this tattoo.
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Well, it's my favorite toys.
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So that's the dragon stuff
that gets me laid.
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And then the contact stuff
and the doubles and it's xxx03.
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So clever.
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It's like a pun,
but in symbols, it's a symbol.
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Oh, my God.
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And then also, it's kind of like it
kind of almost looks like Orion's
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belt, like in the little spot.
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So. And like, when pawn fails me
and when fire spinning fails me,
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it still reminds me of the stardust
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as, I guess, like,
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Except What has been
your favorite birthday gifts in your life?
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You know, I'm really amazed at
how well I can multitask.
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I know maybe porn has just
there's I'm a genius model.
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I can do anything.
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I can do anything.
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Well, I have sex right now.
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You are set on fire.
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Oh, my God.
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No, you're right.
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Actually, I really, really, really
want to have sex while spinning fire.
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You guys,
this has been a dream of mine for years.
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I really want to shoot a porn
where I am spinning dragon stuff
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and getting fucked from behind. Oh,
my God.
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Why has no one done this?
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This. This can happen at the same time.
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I believe in it.
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There is a rebound.
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Well,
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your film is
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you online when
you're not staying fire, living in it.
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And so you don't go to Pornhub.
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I think it's pretty easy.
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It's like I'm
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you should click on my content
that I produced.
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I could think it's not So you guys
can watch the scene on producers fun
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but on Twitter I'm at just keep flowing
and it's the same as my Instagram
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just keep flowing because that whole fire
spinning thing I do,
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I just keep flowing on
you take all day, you know?
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It's just it's a birthday.
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Birthday. Oh, my God. Happy birthday.
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Can you sing?
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Forgive me.
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Oh, my God. Yes, yes, yes, yes.
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That's why you fuck me.
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Oh, let's see if we can do it to rhythm.
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Happy birthday to you.
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Happy birthday to you.
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Happy birthday, Mr.
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Producer.
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Happy birthday to you.
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Blowing out
the candles is going to face Yeah,
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well, my face cock
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perfect is amazing.
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Oh, you paint my face for your birthday.
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Can I be a birthday present?
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Yeah.
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Mm mm.
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Oh, and.
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Hmm. Hmm.
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Happy birthday.
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Mm. Oh,
you paint my face for your birthday.
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Can I be a birthday present?
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Yeah.
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Mm, mm, mm.
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Oh, and.
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Hmm. Hmm.
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Hmm. Happy birthday.
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Hmm. So,
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yeah.
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So as you nunn's in your head
a little bit, it's on the this.
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I'm going to be okay.
You've got that. I'm going to be okay.
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So we're just going to talk
as you start it.
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Cool. So.
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All right, we are in the coming for J. No,
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thanks.
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Everything that you had hoped for
is getting blasted in the face
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and just the greatest birthday present
in the world.
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And I'm really glad I got to be Mr.
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Producer's birthday present.
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Do you ever get to, like, squirt
something in the mail?
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Talent's face
just, you know, what it feels like.
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And what would it be like?
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Wouldn't you just throw
a single set of feel in their face,
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you know, like a trophy?
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No, no, no. Not just in their face.
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Let me tell you exactly what
want to put that centerfold,
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but I want them to stick their tongue out
and I want to make it
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come all the way down.
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I have make them have things, you know,
like, okay, so like, it's one thing.
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It's like
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pina colada mix is what they're using for
like the come in my mouth.
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That's the only time I get pissy about it.
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It's just like,
don't put set of fill in my mouth.
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That's like, why would you?
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I'm like regular
comic doesn't taste anywhere near is bad
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even on the absolute worst day
than the set of fill right.
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Like you know
Oh yeah actually let's talk about come
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I can I can taste someone's diet on that.
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Come.
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Oh really. Mm.
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So can you tell what you saw this year.
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But this year my,
my actually my actual educated
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guess is that he's at blood type O
and that he's been consuming high amounts.
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Actually, he's not nearly as salty is what
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I was originally anticipating,
but it's definitely still meaty.
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You're not vegan?
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No, no, no.
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I know vegans is vegan.
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Some butter, just a little bit.
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Honestly, for my preference,
I like the taste of vegan.
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Come just a little bit more of a
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it tastes like a
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little bit more chemical artificial
like when when it's
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like meat and dairy in the diet
and when it's just like just a vegan.
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It's like water.
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And same with me, same with women.
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Women are way easier to
to taste their diet than men are.
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But women because like probiotics
and everything, it's easier
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to get off and get back on track.
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Thank you for educating us.
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So see you next time.
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This is.
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Oh, there's a next time.
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Now's the time.
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Oh, you're bringing me back. Oh,
my goodness.
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Can you come on me
always Next time you come on.
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The super producers. Oh, my God. Really?
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We're just.
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We'll see.
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Can I pee on your bed?
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Yeah, that's what's.
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Oh, you're glad, right?
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CHEERING Now,
you came straight down from Portland just
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to shoot this scene with this
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show.
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The Tooth Fairy actually left me
a little surprise on your temple once.
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How you know that
this is all I ever wanted for my birthday.
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Oh, strong.
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I don't want you to have issues
going into the important things,
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you know, like navigation
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is useful
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and all
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that.
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All these.
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Each time you come to me.
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And when you paint my face.
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