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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,653 --> 00:00:03,177 - Previously, on "you"... 2 00:00:03,220 --> 00:00:05,222 - Everyone just calls me Beck. And you're... 3 00:00:05,266 --> 00:00:07,181 Joe? - Goldberg. 4 00:00:07,224 --> 00:00:09,139 A guy needs to protect himself, 5 00:00:09,183 --> 00:00:12,099 and your name was a glorious place to start. 6 00:00:12,142 --> 00:00:14,188 The next thing our little friend the Internet gave me 7 00:00:14,231 --> 00:00:15,537 was your address. 8 00:00:18,801 --> 00:00:21,717 - Maybe we could get a drink sometime? 9 00:00:21,760 --> 00:00:22,761 - Sure. 10 00:00:22,805 --> 00:00:24,067 - Hey, let me up. 11 00:00:24,111 --> 00:00:26,374 You make me insane. 12 00:00:26,417 --> 00:00:28,680 - Beck, who is this? 13 00:00:28,724 --> 00:00:31,074 Benjamin j. Ashby. Greenwich born, 14 00:00:31,118 --> 00:00:32,206 boarding school bred. 15 00:00:32,249 --> 00:00:34,077 After you. - All right. 16 00:00:34,121 --> 00:00:35,992 Man, I'm thinkin' maybe-- 17 00:00:37,254 --> 00:00:38,908 do not tell me that you're doing this 18 00:00:38,951 --> 00:00:40,214 because of Beck! 19 00:00:40,257 --> 00:00:42,129 - I'm very scared of what you would do to her. 20 00:00:42,172 --> 00:00:44,653 - She show you her ladle? She's got this red kitchen ladle. 21 00:00:44,696 --> 00:00:47,134 It's a whole "call you daddy, spank me" thing. 22 00:00:47,177 --> 00:00:48,874 - Benji, I'd love your help. 23 00:00:48,918 --> 00:00:52,139 Unfortunately, I know you're a pathological liar. 24 00:00:53,966 --> 00:00:57,013 - I just knew Benji was the worst kind of poison, 25 00:00:57,057 --> 00:00:59,363 so I did what I had to do to help you. 26 00:01:05,065 --> 00:01:10,505 ♪ 27 00:01:10,548 --> 00:01:12,594 It's been three days... 28 00:01:12,637 --> 00:01:14,248 Since our first kiss, 29 00:01:14,291 --> 00:01:16,337 and I have to say... Things are looking 30 00:01:16,380 --> 00:01:18,469 pretty good for us post-Benji. 31 00:01:18,513 --> 00:01:20,123 - If you could only watch one movie 32 00:01:20,167 --> 00:01:22,125 for the rest of your life, what would it be? 33 00:01:22,169 --> 00:01:23,387 - "Beverly Hills cop." 34 00:01:23,431 --> 00:01:25,520 - Really? - Yeah. Dead serious. 35 00:01:25,563 --> 00:01:28,871 - Okay...I'll bite. Enlighten me. 36 00:01:28,914 --> 00:01:31,352 - Well, it's funny, but the danger... 37 00:01:31,395 --> 00:01:33,180 Feels very real. 38 00:01:33,223 --> 00:01:34,485 - It checks all the boxes. 39 00:01:34,529 --> 00:01:37,227 What's yours? What's your forever movie? 40 00:01:37,271 --> 00:01:40,230 I'd have to go with... 41 00:01:40,274 --> 00:01:41,710 "Pretty in pink." 42 00:01:41,753 --> 00:01:43,581 - Invisible townie girl swept off her feet 43 00:01:43,625 --> 00:01:46,497 by the one guy who really sees her. 44 00:01:46,541 --> 00:01:48,151 A little on the nose, Beck. 45 00:01:48,195 --> 00:01:50,501 I love that movie. 46 00:01:50,545 --> 00:01:52,721 I'll be that guy, the one who sees you. 47 00:01:52,764 --> 00:01:54,636 You deserve that, after Benji. 48 00:01:54,679 --> 00:01:56,638 - So... 49 00:01:56,681 --> 00:01:58,770 Your...old girlfriend, 50 00:01:58,814 --> 00:02:01,382 the girl at peach's party was talking about... 51 00:02:01,425 --> 00:02:03,471 Candace, is it? - It's customary... 52 00:02:03,514 --> 00:02:05,603 The inventory of past heartbreak. 53 00:02:05,647 --> 00:02:07,301 - Do I wanna know? - But Candace-- 54 00:02:07,344 --> 00:02:09,346 I'm not sure how to tell you about her yet. 55 00:02:09,390 --> 00:02:11,261 It's too soon, Beck. 56 00:02:11,305 --> 00:02:13,959 I mean, I'm an open book, but it's--it's the old story. 57 00:02:14,003 --> 00:02:17,398 Just...thinking you're right for someone... 58 00:02:17,441 --> 00:02:18,834 And you're not. 59 00:02:18,877 --> 00:02:21,053 - I got about a dozen of those. 60 00:02:21,097 --> 00:02:24,318 Maybe sometime over a drink. 61 00:02:24,361 --> 00:02:26,189 Or ten. 62 00:02:26,233 --> 00:02:27,799 - Yep. - Ten? 63 00:02:27,843 --> 00:02:30,019 Ten. Ten... 64 00:02:30,062 --> 00:02:31,629 - Give or take. 65 00:02:34,937 --> 00:02:39,289 ♪ 66 00:02:39,333 --> 00:02:41,378 - I want to come in, I do. 67 00:02:41,422 --> 00:02:43,424 But I'm gonna make us wait. 68 00:02:43,467 --> 00:02:45,295 You're worth waiting for. Besides... 69 00:02:45,339 --> 00:02:46,731 Bye. 70 00:02:46,775 --> 00:02:48,298 Right now, I have something 71 00:02:48,342 --> 00:02:51,171 rather pressing to deal with. 72 00:02:57,264 --> 00:02:59,918 ♪ 73 00:02:59,962 --> 00:03:02,051 Nothing sweeter than townie pie. 74 00:03:02,094 --> 00:03:03,618 #muffingrabngo. 75 00:03:09,972 --> 00:03:17,109 ♪ 76 00:03:20,504 --> 00:03:22,376 Grab n go? Really? 77 00:03:22,419 --> 00:03:23,681 Townie pie? What the-- 78 00:03:23,725 --> 00:03:26,510 you're dead to me, Benji. Dead. 79 00:03:27,642 --> 00:03:29,252 You're finally moving on. 80 00:03:29,296 --> 00:03:31,167 And now that you've dealt with Benji, 81 00:03:31,211 --> 00:03:34,518 it's time for me to do the same. 82 00:03:37,565 --> 00:03:46,095 ♪ 83 00:03:46,138 --> 00:03:49,751 How exactly does one get rid of a body? 84 00:03:49,794 --> 00:03:51,709 I can't just Google this kind of thing 85 00:03:51,753 --> 00:03:54,277 without creating a pretty damning evidence trail. 86 00:03:54,321 --> 00:03:56,975 So I turn to those I trust most for tips-- 87 00:03:57,019 --> 00:04:00,283 king, carr, franzen, Flynn. 88 00:04:00,327 --> 00:04:02,416 Spatchcocking a chicken 89 00:04:02,459 --> 00:04:03,765 and dismembering a human 90 00:04:03,808 --> 00:04:06,420 involve the same six essential steps. 91 00:04:06,463 --> 00:04:08,117 Not sure I'm down for that. 92 00:04:08,160 --> 00:04:09,945 Little intense. But... 93 00:04:09,988 --> 00:04:12,600 I think I finally have a plan for Benji. 94 00:04:13,601 --> 00:04:15,472 - Hey, Joe, I didn't know you were up there. 95 00:04:15,516 --> 00:04:17,953 Do you mind if I play some, Enrique iglesias? 96 00:04:17,996 --> 00:04:19,650 I'm trying to bone up on my Spanish. 97 00:04:19,694 --> 00:04:21,304 - These are officially the darkest days... 98 00:04:21,348 --> 00:04:22,958 Sounds great. In the history of the world. 99 00:04:23,001 --> 00:04:24,394 - I mean, I can pick something else. 100 00:04:24,438 --> 00:04:25,700 I got a ton of playlists on here. 101 00:04:25,743 --> 00:04:28,703 I got rock music, club music, jazz music. 102 00:04:28,746 --> 00:04:30,748 - I wonder if he's a virgin. Stick with the iglesias. 103 00:04:30,792 --> 00:04:32,489 I'm just gonna be in the basement working on some books. 104 00:04:32,533 --> 00:04:33,795 I don't wanna be disturbed. 105 00:04:33,838 --> 00:04:35,318 All right? - No problem. 106 00:04:35,362 --> 00:04:36,537 Thanks, Joe! 107 00:04:36,580 --> 00:04:38,278 - Here's what I know. 108 00:04:38,321 --> 00:04:41,281 There can be no dead Benji for you to mourn. 109 00:04:41,324 --> 00:04:42,804 He needs to disappear. 110 00:04:42,847 --> 00:04:45,937 Already handled the optics on social media-- 111 00:04:45,981 --> 00:04:49,506 portrait of a dude hard partying his way off the grid. 112 00:04:49,550 --> 00:04:51,856 As for the body-- 113 00:04:51,900 --> 00:04:54,511 cremation seems expedient. 114 00:04:54,555 --> 00:04:56,339 This will require chemicals, 115 00:04:56,383 --> 00:05:00,778 a steady Blaze, and absolutely no dental records. 116 00:05:04,086 --> 00:05:07,742 ♪ 117 00:05:09,526 --> 00:05:11,528 Bluuh... 118 00:05:11,572 --> 00:05:13,313 It looks like 119 00:05:13,356 --> 00:05:17,055 I'm gonna need to slow the biological roll on Benji. 120 00:05:17,099 --> 00:05:19,057 It's about temperature, and it's about humidity. 121 00:05:19,101 --> 00:05:22,670 And dropping the temp this low puts the books at risk-- 122 00:05:22,713 --> 00:05:25,847 dry, brittle, lost forever. 123 00:05:25,890 --> 00:05:28,502 My humidifiers won't let that happen. 124 00:05:28,545 --> 00:05:30,373 Gertrude Stein is dead. 125 00:05:30,417 --> 00:05:33,507 She's not coming back to sign books. 126 00:05:33,550 --> 00:05:36,510 Hopefully, this holds him until I can man up 127 00:05:36,553 --> 00:05:38,250 and do the deed. 128 00:05:39,208 --> 00:05:40,905 - Come in. - Hi...There. 129 00:05:40,949 --> 00:05:43,430 I'm... Guinevere Beck. 130 00:05:43,473 --> 00:05:45,432 I'm your new mfa transfer. 131 00:05:45,475 --> 00:05:49,479 Professor leahy and I agreed, that it would be bet-- 132 00:05:49,523 --> 00:05:51,307 sorry. 133 00:05:51,351 --> 00:05:54,397 Um, I'm looking for professor mott? 134 00:05:54,441 --> 00:05:55,659 - Beck, is it? 135 00:05:55,703 --> 00:05:57,531 - Yes, hi. - Blythe. 136 00:05:57,574 --> 00:05:59,576 I heard you were joining us. 137 00:05:59,620 --> 00:06:01,535 - Yeah. - We meet here for workshop 138 00:06:01,578 --> 00:06:02,971 on Tuesdays and Thursdays. 139 00:06:03,014 --> 00:06:05,539 Mott's no leahy, though, so bring your a game. 140 00:06:05,582 --> 00:06:07,236 - I intend to. 141 00:06:07,279 --> 00:06:09,673 You know, I actually-- I read one of your essays 142 00:06:09,717 --> 00:06:11,545 in the "review" last month, 143 00:06:11,588 --> 00:06:14,417 and it was so illuminating. I tweeted it. 144 00:06:14,461 --> 00:06:18,465 - Social media. It's like the next great genocide. 145 00:06:20,684 --> 00:06:22,599 Jersey, right? - Sorry? 146 00:06:22,643 --> 00:06:23,992 - It's where you're from? 147 00:06:24,035 --> 00:06:26,734 - No, I'm, I'm from nantucket. 148 00:06:26,777 --> 00:06:28,910 - Interesting. 149 00:06:30,564 --> 00:06:32,566 - Where are you from? - Such a tough question. 150 00:06:32,609 --> 00:06:34,959 Um...i was born in Papua New Guinea, 151 00:06:35,003 --> 00:06:37,614 but my dad worked for the state department, 152 00:06:37,658 --> 00:06:39,137 so we moved around a lot. 153 00:06:39,181 --> 00:06:40,443 Actually separated from my parents at one point. 154 00:06:40,487 --> 00:06:42,532 Did some modeling in Tokyo. 155 00:06:42,576 --> 00:06:45,840 My hair is super-unique there. 156 00:06:57,155 --> 00:06:59,636 I'm sorry, it's my grandparents. 157 00:06:59,680 --> 00:07:00,898 I'll see you in class, okay? 158 00:07:00,942 --> 00:07:02,683 - Okay. - Okay. 159 00:07:02,726 --> 00:07:05,120 Hey... 160 00:07:05,163 --> 00:07:06,251 Yeah. 161 00:07:06,295 --> 00:07:07,862 - And then she walked away, 162 00:07:07,905 --> 00:07:09,559 and I melted into the earth. 163 00:07:09,603 --> 00:07:11,648 - Sounds like a pretentious bitch, if you ask me. 164 00:07:11,692 --> 00:07:13,433 - No. Blythe's amazing. 165 00:07:13,476 --> 00:07:15,783 She wrote this piece about how she and her mother 166 00:07:15,826 --> 00:07:18,699 got bulimia together while in Italy, and she was 12! 167 00:07:18,742 --> 00:07:20,701 - Chic. - What the-- 168 00:07:20,744 --> 00:07:23,355 is that a nose? - It's a dick pic, Annika. 169 00:07:23,399 --> 00:07:25,619 So what? It's just zoomed in. 170 00:07:25,662 --> 00:07:29,013 - No! - Why's it against shag carpet? 171 00:07:29,057 --> 00:07:30,450 - I don't know. - Perspective? 172 00:07:30,493 --> 00:07:31,668 - I don't get it. 173 00:07:31,712 --> 00:07:33,844 I mean, why do men think disembodied members 174 00:07:33,888 --> 00:07:35,629 equal foreplay? You know, they're not 175 00:07:35,672 --> 00:07:38,109 aesthetically pleasing. - Ooh! I disagree. 176 00:07:38,153 --> 00:07:39,981 I have over 200 saved on my phone 177 00:07:40,024 --> 00:07:43,201 organized by category. It's my guggenheim. 178 00:07:44,725 --> 00:07:46,509 Fat bats. 179 00:07:46,553 --> 00:07:47,771 Boomerangs. 180 00:07:47,815 --> 00:07:49,556 Banana boats. 181 00:07:49,599 --> 00:07:51,601 Late bloomers. 182 00:07:51,645 --> 00:07:52,950 And Jewish guys. 183 00:07:52,994 --> 00:07:54,474 - More power to 'em, but your friends 184 00:07:54,517 --> 00:07:56,258 kinda treat sex like it means nothing. 185 00:07:56,301 --> 00:07:57,738 - Till she sees his junk in zoom! 186 00:07:57,781 --> 00:07:59,696 - But you're different, aren't you? 187 00:07:59,740 --> 00:08:01,132 - Honestly, I see her point. 188 00:08:01,176 --> 00:08:02,569 I hooked up with some guy last night. 189 00:08:02,612 --> 00:08:06,181 Knee deep in before I realized he's uncircumcised. 190 00:08:06,224 --> 00:08:07,748 - Ooh! - It kind of looked like... 191 00:08:07,791 --> 00:08:10,185 I don't know, a...Hoodie? - Whoa! 192 00:08:10,228 --> 00:08:12,100 - Bookstore clerk has a turtleneck? 193 00:08:12,143 --> 00:08:14,102 - Bookstore manager, but, no, not Joe. 194 00:08:14,145 --> 00:08:16,844 Some guy from tinder. Just a little down and dirty. 195 00:08:16,887 --> 00:08:18,759 You know? - Wow! 196 00:08:18,802 --> 00:08:20,978 - Joe is still a maybe. 197 00:08:21,022 --> 00:08:23,546 - A maybe? I'm amaybe? 198 00:08:23,590 --> 00:08:25,200 And you're still screwing other guys? 199 00:08:25,243 --> 00:08:26,854 Beck! How did I miss this? 200 00:08:26,897 --> 00:08:29,509 How did I read this so completely wrong? 201 00:08:29,552 --> 00:08:31,772 - Look, if you wanna bone Benji outta your system, 202 00:08:31,815 --> 00:08:33,600 more power to you. 203 00:08:33,643 --> 00:08:36,559 I just wanna make sure that you're respecting yourself. 204 00:08:36,603 --> 00:08:39,693 Look, I'm just saying... 205 00:08:39,736 --> 00:08:43,000 Are you being your most amazing self right now? 206 00:08:43,044 --> 00:08:45,655 - I mean, this is... This is my process. 207 00:08:45,699 --> 00:08:48,136 It's like a Benji exorcism. 208 00:08:48,179 --> 00:08:51,661 I'm just exploring my options in a city of... 209 00:08:51,705 --> 00:08:53,358 8 million people. 210 00:08:53,402 --> 00:08:55,404 It's only reasonable, right? - Yeah. 211 00:08:55,447 --> 00:08:56,710 - I'm gonna get a drink. 212 00:09:00,844 --> 00:09:02,237 - I like your tattoo. 213 00:09:03,499 --> 00:09:05,153 - I don't have a tattoo. 214 00:09:05,196 --> 00:09:07,459 - Love is patient and kind. 215 00:09:07,503 --> 00:09:08,896 And so am I, Beck. 216 00:09:08,939 --> 00:09:11,246 For you, I can be patient. 217 00:09:11,289 --> 00:09:13,074 Maybe this is your process. 218 00:09:13,117 --> 00:09:14,945 Nobody buys the first pair of jeans they try on, 219 00:09:14,989 --> 00:09:16,599 no matter how perfect. 220 00:09:16,643 --> 00:09:19,733 But as much as I'm hoping this is just a stage, 221 00:09:19,776 --> 00:09:21,691 a quick password search on your icloud 222 00:09:21,735 --> 00:09:24,651 has revealed a swipe-fest of millennial man-boys. 223 00:09:24,694 --> 00:09:26,000 Guy with tiger. 224 00:09:26,043 --> 00:09:27,697 Junior William Morris agent. 225 00:09:27,741 --> 00:09:30,134 Viking wannabe. You've been a busy girl, Beck. 226 00:09:30,178 --> 00:09:32,528 It's more competition than I realized. 227 00:09:32,572 --> 00:09:33,660 This thing between us-- 228 00:09:33,703 --> 00:09:35,836 it's new, tenuous. 229 00:09:35,879 --> 00:09:38,099 And the cost was a corpse. 230 00:09:38,142 --> 00:09:40,231 But I can't get rid of every guy in New York. 231 00:09:40,275 --> 00:09:43,017 If I wanna win your heart, I'm gonna have to show you-- 232 00:09:46,934 --> 00:09:48,631 - aah! 233 00:09:48,675 --> 00:09:50,459 - I'm not a "maybe." 234 00:09:50,502 --> 00:09:52,026 I'mthe one. 235 00:09:56,770 --> 00:10:00,600 - It's time. Time to get rid of Benji 236 00:10:00,643 --> 00:10:03,124 so I can focus my undivided attention 237 00:10:03,167 --> 00:10:05,735 on you, Beck, on us. 238 00:10:05,779 --> 00:10:07,781 So I'm gonna need a few supplies. 239 00:10:07,824 --> 00:10:08,869 - Hey, Joe. 240 00:10:08,912 --> 00:10:11,088 You said you needed to talk? 241 00:10:11,132 --> 00:10:13,047 - I do, yeah. So here's the thing. 242 00:10:13,090 --> 00:10:15,049 I have a secret project I'm working on, 243 00:10:15,092 --> 00:10:16,659 but I gotta open up the shop, 244 00:10:16,703 --> 00:10:18,792 so I thought you could run some errands for me. 245 00:10:18,835 --> 00:10:20,750 I'll give you a little money for books. 246 00:10:20,794 --> 00:10:22,447 Just between us. 247 00:10:22,491 --> 00:10:23,840 - Yeah. No problem. 248 00:10:23,884 --> 00:10:25,842 Between us. What do you need? 249 00:10:25,886 --> 00:10:29,019 - Well, you might have to run to a few different places. 250 00:10:33,894 --> 00:10:35,983 - You can count on me, Joe. 251 00:10:39,726 --> 00:10:41,249 - Thanks, pac. 252 00:10:43,643 --> 00:10:46,820 - The swine and I. 253 00:10:46,863 --> 00:10:49,823 Eye to eye. 254 00:10:50,954 --> 00:10:53,870 My heart is his. 255 00:10:53,914 --> 00:10:56,046 And that... 256 00:10:56,090 --> 00:10:57,787 Was sunset. 257 00:11:03,880 --> 00:11:05,665 - I'm not sure it had the vigilance or depth 258 00:11:05,708 --> 00:11:08,798 that you're capable of. I just wasn't fully invested. 259 00:11:08,842 --> 00:11:11,366 - Interesting, blythe. 260 00:11:11,409 --> 00:11:13,977 How do we maintain the reader's attention? 261 00:11:14,021 --> 00:11:16,850 We infuse the universal 262 00:11:16,893 --> 00:11:18,895 with painful specificity, 263 00:11:18,939 --> 00:11:20,418 or they simply turn the page. 264 00:11:20,462 --> 00:11:21,898 - Exactly. 265 00:11:21,942 --> 00:11:25,293 My worst fear--and I'm not commenting on Yuri's poem, 266 00:11:25,336 --> 00:11:29,123 per se, is not to be bad but unremarkable. 267 00:11:29,166 --> 00:11:32,213 - Unremarkable. That is the fear. 268 00:11:32,256 --> 00:11:34,824 I hope this was helpful, Yuri. 269 00:11:34,868 --> 00:11:36,739 I think that does it for today. 270 00:11:36,783 --> 00:11:38,872 Next up is...Blythe. 271 00:11:38,915 --> 00:11:40,090 And Beck. 272 00:11:40,134 --> 00:11:42,397 Send a piece of your choosing to myself 273 00:11:42,440 --> 00:11:44,747 and your fellow classmates, and we'll review on Thursday. 274 00:11:48,011 --> 00:11:55,062 ♪ 275 00:12:11,905 --> 00:12:13,428 - Here's what I've gleaned 276 00:12:13,471 --> 00:12:16,170 from this little exercise in futility, Beck. 277 00:12:16,213 --> 00:12:18,172 You're in no mood to write. 278 00:12:20,217 --> 00:12:22,393 - And you need a new bed. 279 00:12:22,437 --> 00:12:24,831 So, hey, maybe your enthusiastic 280 00:12:24,874 --> 00:12:26,528 but ultimately empty encounter 281 00:12:26,571 --> 00:12:27,834 with that warby Parker-wearing mixologist 282 00:12:27,877 --> 00:12:29,531 could work to our advantage. 283 00:12:29,574 --> 00:12:30,880 Any chance you're down for shopping trip? 284 00:12:30,924 --> 00:12:31,838 I've got time to kill 285 00:12:31,881 --> 00:12:34,536 while paco's out shopping. 286 00:12:37,147 --> 00:12:39,454 - You read my mind. 287 00:12:39,497 --> 00:12:41,282 - Pick you up in an hour. 288 00:12:41,325 --> 00:12:43,806 But I have to play this perfectly, 289 00:12:43,850 --> 00:12:45,808 and in order to do that, 290 00:12:45,852 --> 00:12:47,723 I gotta break out the big gun. 291 00:12:50,030 --> 00:12:52,293 Mr. Mooney's buick skylark. 292 00:12:52,336 --> 00:12:54,425 - ♪ Girl, you think you got it bad... ♪ 293 00:12:54,469 --> 00:12:55,992 - You bound down the stairs in those tight, 294 00:12:56,036 --> 00:12:57,428 not-too-tight jeans. 295 00:12:57,472 --> 00:12:59,039 You're in flip-flops 296 00:12:59,082 --> 00:13:00,170 and your toenails sparkle 297 00:13:00,214 --> 00:13:01,868 and your hair's in a bun, 298 00:13:01,911 --> 00:13:03,608 and, hey, at least you don't have any hickeys. 299 00:13:03,652 --> 00:13:05,741 So there's that. 300 00:13:05,785 --> 00:13:09,876 ♪ 301 00:13:09,919 --> 00:13:13,575 - My god, I can't believe this is your car. 302 00:13:13,618 --> 00:13:15,359 You're a lifesaver. 303 00:13:15,403 --> 00:13:17,013 No idea how much 304 00:13:17,057 --> 00:13:19,276 I needed a new bed. 305 00:13:22,105 --> 00:13:25,543 - ♪ Girl, you think you got it bad... ♪ 306 00:13:25,587 --> 00:13:27,719 ♪ Do do do do do do do 307 00:13:35,727 --> 00:13:37,207 ♪ 308 00:13:37,251 --> 00:13:39,340 - New challenge. 309 00:13:39,383 --> 00:13:42,299 How do I segue this from 310 00:13:42,343 --> 00:13:44,301 browsing glassware to... 311 00:13:44,345 --> 00:13:47,043 "Holy shit! Joe's the one"? 312 00:13:49,089 --> 00:13:50,960 - Weird. 313 00:13:51,004 --> 00:13:53,702 I have one just like this. 314 00:13:53,745 --> 00:13:55,835 - Yeah, I-I know all about it. 315 00:13:55,878 --> 00:13:59,099 Benji told me. - It was my dad's. 316 00:13:59,142 --> 00:14:00,665 - The infamous red ladle. 317 00:14:00,709 --> 00:14:02,667 How you like to be spanked with it. 318 00:14:02,711 --> 00:14:05,496 Is that what you really want, Beck? 319 00:14:05,540 --> 00:14:08,891 Is that the guy you're looking for? 320 00:14:11,111 --> 00:14:13,374 Just pick one. 321 00:14:13,417 --> 00:14:15,898 It's all cut from the same hunk of overpriced wood. 322 00:14:15,942 --> 00:14:17,769 - I can't decide. 323 00:14:17,813 --> 00:14:19,728 - People trying to buy some sort of meaning in their lives 324 00:14:19,771 --> 00:14:22,862 with $60 candles and sustainable lamps. 325 00:14:22,905 --> 00:14:24,298 They all look pretty good to me. 326 00:14:24,341 --> 00:14:26,909 - No, I just mean should I get the queen 327 00:14:26,953 --> 00:14:28,476 or the king-size bed? 328 00:14:28,519 --> 00:14:30,913 - Your bedroom isn't big enough to fit a king. 329 00:14:30,957 --> 00:14:34,351 - You're right, it's too... 330 00:14:34,395 --> 00:14:37,920 How do you know that? 331 00:14:37,964 --> 00:14:39,704 - It's New York. 332 00:14:39,748 --> 00:14:42,229 No one's bedroom is big enough to fit a king. 333 00:14:47,843 --> 00:14:49,149 - What's wrong? 334 00:14:49,192 --> 00:14:50,759 - This girl, blythe, in workshop, 335 00:14:50,802 --> 00:14:52,848 she just submitted her short story. 336 00:14:54,981 --> 00:14:56,286 - And? - And I haven't even 337 00:14:56,330 --> 00:14:58,636 started mine yet, and it's due tomorrow. 338 00:15:03,467 --> 00:15:04,947 Hers... 339 00:15:04,991 --> 00:15:06,731 It's brilliant. 340 00:15:06,775 --> 00:15:10,692 It's about a crow that flies into a woman's house, 341 00:15:10,735 --> 00:15:12,999 runs into the walls, and leaves blood everywhere. 342 00:15:13,042 --> 00:15:15,610 - That sounds terrible. 343 00:15:15,653 --> 00:15:17,307 - Read it. 344 00:15:27,230 --> 00:15:29,450 Well? 345 00:15:31,800 --> 00:15:33,758 You might be right. 346 00:15:33,802 --> 00:15:35,978 I know. 347 00:15:40,026 --> 00:15:41,853 Can I ask you something? 348 00:15:41,897 --> 00:15:43,116 - Anything. 349 00:15:43,159 --> 00:15:46,032 - Promise to tell the truth? 350 00:15:46,075 --> 00:15:47,294 - Scout's honor. 351 00:15:50,427 --> 00:15:52,125 ♪ 352 00:15:52,168 --> 00:15:55,345 - Do you think... I'm unremarkable? 353 00:15:55,389 --> 00:16:02,831 ♪ 354 00:16:04,180 --> 00:16:06,095 - Unremarkable people don't worry 355 00:16:06,139 --> 00:16:08,576 about being unremarkable. 356 00:16:11,187 --> 00:16:13,581 ♪ 357 00:16:13,624 --> 00:16:17,237 - ♪ only for you we should call it ♪ 358 00:16:17,280 --> 00:16:19,152 ♪ a straight love affair 359 00:16:19,195 --> 00:16:20,980 ♪ I suppose... 360 00:16:21,023 --> 00:16:22,372 - This is it, Beck. 361 00:16:22,416 --> 00:16:23,721 This is the moment I'm gonna show you 362 00:16:23,765 --> 00:16:25,593 just how remarkable you are. 363 00:16:25,636 --> 00:16:27,334 You want down and dirty, you got it. 364 00:16:27,377 --> 00:16:29,771 ♪ 365 00:16:29,814 --> 00:16:32,556 - ♪ palms that may hold you... ♪ 366 00:16:32,600 --> 00:16:34,558 Stop, Joe, stop! 367 00:16:34,602 --> 00:16:36,082 - What? I--what? I thought that you-- 368 00:16:36,125 --> 00:16:37,431 - that I wanted to get arrested 369 00:16:37,474 --> 00:16:39,824 while you're going all bush diver on me in public? 370 00:16:39,868 --> 00:16:42,958 That's not exactly on my to-do list today. 371 00:16:45,482 --> 00:16:48,268 - I guess I read that wrong. 372 00:16:51,097 --> 00:16:53,838 You haven't made eye contact for the past ten minutes. 373 00:16:53,882 --> 00:16:56,102 Things couldn't get any worse right now. 374 00:16:59,192 --> 00:17:01,107 Hello? - Hey, Joe, it's Ethan. 375 00:17:01,150 --> 00:17:03,065 Ethan from the bookstore. - Yeah, yeah, I know 376 00:17:03,109 --> 00:17:04,588 who you are, Ethan. 377 00:17:04,632 --> 00:17:08,766 - Right. Thing is, the power's out. Um... 378 00:17:08,810 --> 00:17:11,334 The electrician says he thinks the system is overloaded, 379 00:17:11,378 --> 00:17:13,032 but he can't get to the fuse box because... 380 00:17:13,075 --> 00:17:14,816 - It's in the basement with a dead body. 381 00:17:14,859 --> 00:17:17,079 - Which is locked. He thinks he can pop the lock, 382 00:17:17,123 --> 00:17:18,689 but I just wanted to-- 383 00:17:18,733 --> 00:17:20,996 - no! No, no, no, no, no! Just--just-- 384 00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:22,476 just tell the electrician to go home. 385 00:17:22,519 --> 00:17:24,260 I'll call him later. You lock up and go home. 386 00:17:24,304 --> 00:17:26,132 I'll deal with it when I get back. 387 00:17:26,175 --> 00:17:28,047 All right? 388 00:17:28,090 --> 00:17:29,613 Okay. 389 00:17:31,485 --> 00:17:33,443 - Everything okay? - Yeah, it's fine. 390 00:17:33,487 --> 00:17:35,576 It's fine. It's just a little problem at the shop. 391 00:17:35,619 --> 00:17:37,534 I should get you...Home. 392 00:17:40,015 --> 00:17:41,799 I was afraid this might happen. 393 00:17:41,843 --> 00:17:44,280 Six humidifiers and an ac unit from the late '70s 394 00:17:44,324 --> 00:17:46,108 cranked to its lowest setting... 395 00:17:46,152 --> 00:17:50,069 Even in death, Benji is a colossal pain in my ass. 396 00:17:56,336 --> 00:17:58,990 - Okay. With the ac out, 397 00:17:59,034 --> 00:18:03,343 seems deterioration speeds really picked up. 398 00:18:03,386 --> 00:18:07,260 ♪ 399 00:18:15,616 --> 00:18:19,185 Is that...Ooze? 400 00:18:20,577 --> 00:18:22,144 Things have grown 401 00:18:22,188 --> 00:18:24,668 biologically dire in the Benji department. 402 00:18:24,712 --> 00:18:26,583 Also the rare book department. 403 00:18:26,627 --> 00:18:31,327 But...i can't protect them until I get rid of him. 404 00:18:31,371 --> 00:18:34,156 Benji has to go. 405 00:18:37,594 --> 00:18:39,248 ♪ 406 00:18:54,916 --> 00:18:56,874 - Hey, what are you up to? 407 00:18:56,918 --> 00:18:59,399 Do you happen to read Chinese? 408 00:18:59,442 --> 00:19:02,271 Or own a mallet? 409 00:19:05,753 --> 00:19:07,624 - The books were safe. 410 00:19:07,668 --> 00:19:09,278 Basement is 100% corpse-free. 411 00:19:09,322 --> 00:19:10,758 Can't burn the body in daylight anyway, 412 00:19:10,801 --> 00:19:12,368 so the least Benji can do 413 00:19:12,412 --> 00:19:14,283 is wait in the car for a little while. 414 00:19:19,375 --> 00:19:20,463 Ready for that. - Okay. 415 00:19:20,507 --> 00:19:22,552 - Let go for a second. 416 00:19:22,596 --> 00:19:24,772 - Okay. - Yeah. 417 00:19:24,815 --> 00:19:26,426 - It's in the peg! - Okay. 418 00:19:28,079 --> 00:19:30,778 Hand me the mallet. - Yeah.! 419 00:19:34,651 --> 00:19:36,218 - Should be good. 420 00:19:39,265 --> 00:19:46,750 ♪ 421 00:19:49,797 --> 00:19:52,103 There it is. 422 00:19:52,147 --> 00:19:53,366 Go! 423 00:19:54,584 --> 00:19:56,456 Say when. 424 00:19:58,414 --> 00:20:00,329 - When. I think--when. When, when, when. 425 00:20:06,292 --> 00:20:08,816 Cheers to us. 426 00:20:08,859 --> 00:20:10,948 - You make a good apprentice. 427 00:20:10,992 --> 00:20:15,257 - I was gonna say the same thing about you. 428 00:20:19,174 --> 00:20:23,396 I'm sorry about earlier. I didn't mean to get so upset. 429 00:20:25,224 --> 00:20:26,877 It's okay. 430 00:20:26,921 --> 00:20:29,663 - No, it's not, it's just... 431 00:20:29,706 --> 00:20:34,058 I don't want you to think of me 432 00:20:34,102 --> 00:20:37,018 like that. 433 00:20:42,371 --> 00:20:46,680 - I...like you, Joe. 434 00:20:46,723 --> 00:20:50,510 Like actually...Like. 435 00:20:54,818 --> 00:20:57,473 And I was a little in my head, to be honest. 436 00:20:57,517 --> 00:21:01,303 Blythe's short story kinda threw me for a loop. 437 00:21:01,347 --> 00:21:02,957 - It's not a competition. 438 00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:04,524 - I know, but... 439 00:21:04,567 --> 00:21:07,178 I wonder... 440 00:21:07,222 --> 00:21:10,791 Am I ever gonna write anything that amazing? 441 00:21:10,834 --> 00:21:12,836 - You're talented. 442 00:21:12,880 --> 00:21:14,577 - You don't know that. - I--i know-- 443 00:21:14,621 --> 00:21:18,102 I know you need to get out of your head and... 444 00:21:18,146 --> 00:21:21,845 Forget blythe, this blythe person. 445 00:21:21,889 --> 00:21:24,108 Forget everybody. Just write what you want. 446 00:21:24,152 --> 00:21:27,547 - God! Everyone says that like it's so easy. 447 00:21:27,590 --> 00:21:29,505 - I know, I know. 448 00:21:29,549 --> 00:21:32,203 Okay, so, um... 449 00:21:32,247 --> 00:21:34,075 Pop quiz. 450 00:21:34,118 --> 00:21:35,163 Don't think. 451 00:21:36,164 --> 00:21:37,383 Just answer. 452 00:21:37,426 --> 00:21:39,123 - Okay. 453 00:21:39,167 --> 00:21:41,256 - What hits you like a gut punch when you-- 454 00:21:41,300 --> 00:21:43,084 the first thought? 455 00:21:43,127 --> 00:21:45,086 - My dad. 456 00:21:45,129 --> 00:21:47,480 Before he... 457 00:21:47,523 --> 00:21:50,352 - Yeah. Right. 458 00:21:50,396 --> 00:21:52,006 Of course. 459 00:21:55,531 --> 00:21:57,620 - He was an addict. 460 00:21:57,664 --> 00:22:00,971 It was hard... 461 00:22:01,015 --> 00:22:03,017 And scary. 462 00:22:04,845 --> 00:22:07,804 I mean, there were good days too. 463 00:22:07,848 --> 00:22:11,634 Like I always knew it was gonna be one of those 464 00:22:11,678 --> 00:22:16,987 when I woke up to the smell of pancakes cooking. 465 00:22:17,031 --> 00:22:21,470 He used this red ladle to scoop up the batter. 466 00:22:21,514 --> 00:22:24,691 - This is the red ladle story? 467 00:22:26,997 --> 00:22:29,870 - And I would be... Laughing, 468 00:22:29,913 --> 00:22:32,481 singing along to some 469 00:22:32,525 --> 00:22:35,484 bad top 40 song. 470 00:22:35,528 --> 00:22:38,574 And everything would be...Right. 471 00:22:38,618 --> 00:22:43,013 ♪ 472 00:22:43,057 --> 00:22:46,887 But then he'd... He'd go out and... 473 00:22:46,930 --> 00:22:50,543 The ladle would go back in the drawer. 474 00:22:50,586 --> 00:22:54,590 And I'd wait for the next good day. 475 00:22:57,071 --> 00:23:01,684 Until there weren't any more. 476 00:23:03,294 --> 00:23:05,035 Wow! 477 00:23:05,079 --> 00:23:08,517 I did notexpect to say all that. 478 00:23:08,561 --> 00:23:10,389 - I think you're right. You definitely don't have 479 00:23:10,432 --> 00:23:12,956 anything meaningful to write about. 480 00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:16,525 Benji was wrong about all of it. 481 00:23:16,569 --> 00:23:19,789 His whole red ladle story. You don't wanna be spanked. 482 00:23:19,833 --> 00:23:22,226 You wanna feel safe, 483 00:23:22,270 --> 00:23:23,706 loved. 484 00:23:23,750 --> 00:23:26,883 You want someone to make pancakes for you. 485 00:23:29,886 --> 00:23:37,067 ♪ 486 00:23:52,039 --> 00:23:53,388 - Um... 487 00:23:53,432 --> 00:23:55,651 Hold that thought. I'll be right back. 488 00:23:55,695 --> 00:23:58,437 Coming! 489 00:24:00,700 --> 00:24:03,398 Is everything okay? - No! 490 00:24:03,442 --> 00:24:06,183 - Peach. I should have known. - Thank god you're here. 491 00:24:06,227 --> 00:24:08,229 I'm having a really bad flare-up. 492 00:24:08,272 --> 00:24:11,058 I think I need you to take me to the emergency room. 493 00:24:12,668 --> 00:24:14,191 ...joseph. 494 00:24:14,235 --> 00:24:15,932 I didn't realize you were here. 495 00:24:15,976 --> 00:24:18,326 - I told you he was coming. 496 00:24:18,369 --> 00:24:20,546 Peach is really sick. 497 00:24:20,589 --> 00:24:23,418 - This is probably more than you need to know, 498 00:24:23,462 --> 00:24:25,594 but...i have a rare chronic bladder disease 499 00:24:25,638 --> 00:24:27,074 called interstitial cystitis-- 500 00:24:27,117 --> 00:24:29,468 ...gosh! 501 00:24:29,511 --> 00:24:32,732 I mean, you know, some people think I'm being uppity, 502 00:24:32,775 --> 00:24:35,517 but...i can't have any fast food. 503 00:24:35,561 --> 00:24:38,694 And if I drink, it has to be a high ph, you know, 504 00:24:38,738 --> 00:24:40,696 like ketel one or goose 505 00:24:40,740 --> 00:24:42,306 and pear juice. 506 00:24:42,350 --> 00:24:44,744 - Weren't you doing jager shots at your party? 507 00:24:46,354 --> 00:24:48,138 - Let's get you to the hospital. 508 00:24:48,182 --> 00:24:50,271 - Yeah. - And Joe has a car. 509 00:24:50,314 --> 00:24:51,968 He can take us. Right, Joe? 510 00:24:52,012 --> 00:24:53,666 You can take us? 511 00:24:53,709 --> 00:24:55,450 - Of course. 512 00:24:56,364 --> 00:24:58,671 I mean, I've got a dead body in the trunk, 513 00:24:58,714 --> 00:24:59,846 but, hey, no biggie, right? 514 00:24:59,889 --> 00:25:01,456 - This is taking forever! 515 00:25:01,500 --> 00:25:04,328 I mean, he took the worst street to get across town. 516 00:25:04,372 --> 00:25:05,721 - Be nice. 517 00:25:05,765 --> 00:25:07,723 - I'm in real pain! 518 00:25:07,767 --> 00:25:09,638 I'm sorry. 519 00:25:11,422 --> 00:25:13,381 - ...joseph... 520 00:25:13,424 --> 00:25:15,252 - Yep. - I'm feeling nauseated. 521 00:25:15,296 --> 00:25:17,516 Can you crack a window? There's like a... 522 00:25:17,559 --> 00:25:20,519 Sort of putrid aroma that keeps wafting in the backseat. 523 00:25:20,562 --> 00:25:23,478 - What can I say? The smells of the city. 524 00:25:26,525 --> 00:25:28,527 ♪ 525 00:25:28,570 --> 00:25:29,571 - ...god. 526 00:25:29,615 --> 00:25:31,181 I can't deal. I can't deal. 527 00:25:31,225 --> 00:25:33,270 We'll walk! 528 00:25:35,795 --> 00:25:37,536 - I'm so sorry. 529 00:25:41,975 --> 00:25:43,759 - It's almost the witching hour. 530 00:25:43,803 --> 00:25:46,327 Grab the supplies. Drive the narcissistic cadaver 531 00:25:46,370 --> 00:25:48,155 formerly known as Benji to his final destination, 532 00:25:48,198 --> 00:25:52,115 light a match, and I'm yours forever, Beck. 533 00:25:54,161 --> 00:25:56,772 Well, this is a development. 534 00:25:56,816 --> 00:25:58,557 - That's him. 535 00:26:01,603 --> 00:26:03,649 ♪ 536 00:26:07,827 --> 00:26:08,828 - Potassium nitrate. 537 00:26:08,871 --> 00:26:10,394 Six rolls of duct tape. 538 00:26:10,438 --> 00:26:13,310 Fire starter, twine, burlap, wood stakes. 539 00:26:13,354 --> 00:26:15,399 You wanna explain what all this is for? 540 00:26:15,443 --> 00:26:17,140 - Explain the shopping list 541 00:26:17,184 --> 00:26:20,579 straight out of "body disposal for dummies"? 542 00:26:20,622 --> 00:26:22,668 I know. 543 00:26:22,711 --> 00:26:24,104 I know how this all must look. 544 00:26:24,147 --> 00:26:26,585 I know involving paco was the wrong thing to do. 545 00:26:26,628 --> 00:26:29,762 But th-things have been a little crazy for me lately. 546 00:26:29,805 --> 00:26:32,721 I guess I was hoping I could make the world a better place. 547 00:26:36,943 --> 00:26:38,988 You know--it... 548 00:26:39,032 --> 00:26:43,123 It would--it would just be easier if I show you. 549 00:26:44,777 --> 00:26:47,257 Yeah, I'll show you. Come on. 550 00:26:49,869 --> 00:26:52,436 Technically, we're not allowed to plant anything in here. 551 00:26:52,480 --> 00:26:55,657 I was just trying to keep it a bit under wraps. 552 00:26:55,701 --> 00:26:56,789 - And the chemicals? 553 00:26:56,832 --> 00:26:58,529 - They dissolve roots. 554 00:26:58,573 --> 00:27:00,836 -Fire starters? 555 00:27:00,880 --> 00:27:03,273 - I like to grill. 556 00:27:05,667 --> 00:27:07,103 Here. 557 00:27:13,980 --> 00:27:15,590 - It's good. 558 00:27:15,634 --> 00:27:16,809 - Thank you. 559 00:27:16,852 --> 00:27:18,593 - So he built a garden. So what? 560 00:27:18,637 --> 00:27:21,683 I told this guy--stay away from my girlfriend's kid. 561 00:27:21,727 --> 00:27:25,339 And what does he do? He gives him money for errands? 562 00:27:26,862 --> 00:27:28,821 - Hey, I told you, I'm a parole officer, okay? 563 00:27:28,864 --> 00:27:30,518 We see guys like this all the time. 564 00:27:30,561 --> 00:27:33,826 He's a sicko. I feel it in my gut. 565 00:27:33,869 --> 00:27:36,567 Hey, will you get back inside, paco? 566 00:27:36,611 --> 00:27:39,179 Just tell your mom I'm gonna be right there, okay, buddy? 567 00:27:39,222 --> 00:27:42,225 All right, all right, all right. 568 00:27:42,269 --> 00:27:45,272 Kid's got adhd. Tough to manage at times. 569 00:27:45,315 --> 00:27:47,274 But that's what makes him vulnerable to freaks like this. 570 00:27:47,317 --> 00:27:49,711 - Look, I apologize if I crossed the line. 571 00:27:49,755 --> 00:27:52,714 I just noticed how hungry paco is all the time, you know? 572 00:27:52,758 --> 00:27:55,151 I gave him a few dollars to go to the store, honestly, 573 00:27:55,195 --> 00:27:56,805 so he could buy himself a sandwich. 574 00:27:56,849 --> 00:27:59,852 I lend him books from time to time, too--that's all. 575 00:27:59,895 --> 00:28:01,984 Just seems a little neglected. 576 00:28:02,028 --> 00:28:04,944 - You kidding me right now? - I'm not saying they're unfit. 577 00:28:04,987 --> 00:28:06,728 A lot of people drink-- - all right, that's it-- 578 00:28:06,772 --> 00:28:08,599 - all right, all right, all right. 579 00:28:08,643 --> 00:28:10,950 Sorry to have taken up your time. 580 00:28:10,993 --> 00:28:12,560 Good luck with the garden. 581 00:28:12,603 --> 00:28:15,650 - Thank you, officer. People. They're easy to fool. 582 00:28:15,694 --> 00:28:18,131 Like these cops. I'm the nice, straight-edge guy. 583 00:28:18,174 --> 00:28:19,959 So there's nothing to worry about. 584 00:28:20,002 --> 00:28:22,483 People believe whatever supports their world-view. 585 00:28:22,526 --> 00:28:25,225 Unfortunately, that seems to include you, Beck. 586 00:28:25,268 --> 00:28:28,576 You believed you deserved Benji and his neglect, 587 00:28:28,619 --> 00:28:30,796 and you believe you deserve peach and her drama 588 00:28:30,839 --> 00:28:32,319 and on and on. 589 00:28:32,362 --> 00:28:34,800 I want to call and tell you, but I can't, 590 00:28:34,843 --> 00:28:37,193 because there's a traditional waiting period 591 00:28:37,237 --> 00:28:38,804 between every goddamn communication 592 00:28:38,847 --> 00:28:40,849 when trying to date someone. 593 00:28:40,893 --> 00:28:43,243 I hate this generation. 594 00:28:47,551 --> 00:28:54,515 ♪ 595 00:29:15,057 --> 00:29:16,580 - Thank you. 596 00:29:19,322 --> 00:29:20,846 Thanks for staying with me. 597 00:29:20,889 --> 00:29:22,978 Honestly, I... I don't know 598 00:29:23,022 --> 00:29:24,806 what I would have done without you. 599 00:29:24,850 --> 00:29:27,983 - You can always count on me. 600 00:29:28,027 --> 00:29:29,680 - Thanks. 601 00:29:32,074 --> 00:29:34,642 - So what do you think about Joe? 602 00:29:36,644 --> 00:29:38,951 - ...yeah, you know, I like him. 603 00:29:38,994 --> 00:29:41,257 - I think I might really like him. 604 00:29:41,301 --> 00:29:44,173 I mean, I wasn't sure if I was ready to get involved, 605 00:29:44,217 --> 00:29:46,741 but...maybe? - Okay, you can't be serious. 606 00:29:46,785 --> 00:29:50,963 I mean, the guy works at a bookstore. 607 00:29:51,006 --> 00:29:54,836 Beck, look, I know you. 608 00:29:54,880 --> 00:29:57,186 You don't wanna spend your fifth anniversary 609 00:29:57,230 --> 00:30:00,711 going Dutch at katz's deli. 610 00:30:00,755 --> 00:30:04,019 You need someone to take care of you. 611 00:30:04,063 --> 00:30:07,980 So you can write, be free, 612 00:30:08,023 --> 00:30:10,025 happy. 613 00:30:10,069 --> 00:30:13,942 Not someone like Joe and his financial limitations. 614 00:30:13,986 --> 00:30:16,075 - That is not fair. 615 00:30:16,118 --> 00:30:18,512 - Nobody pays me to be fair. 616 00:30:19,121 --> 00:30:21,036 What do you say we get a bite to eat? 617 00:30:21,080 --> 00:30:25,040 'Cause I'm starving. - I think I better skip it. 618 00:30:25,084 --> 00:30:27,390 I should really get home. 619 00:30:27,434 --> 00:30:29,915 Glad you're feeling better. 620 00:30:46,061 --> 00:30:48,977 - No. No, not--not now. 621 00:30:49,021 --> 00:30:50,936 Okay, Beck. All right. 622 00:30:50,979 --> 00:30:53,068 Hey. How's the patient? 623 00:30:53,112 --> 00:30:55,592 - Better. Thanks for the ride. 624 00:30:55,636 --> 00:30:58,117 The doctor said it was good that we came when we did. 625 00:30:58,160 --> 00:30:59,901 - Yeah? 626 00:30:59,945 --> 00:31:03,339 - Why don't you meet me back at my place? 627 00:31:03,383 --> 00:31:05,428 Maybe we can pick up where we left off? 628 00:31:05,472 --> 00:31:06,821 - What about peach? 629 00:31:06,865 --> 00:31:09,171 - What about her? - Where is she now? 630 00:31:09,215 --> 00:31:10,433 - Indochine. 631 00:31:10,477 --> 00:31:12,261 It's her comfort food. 632 00:31:12,305 --> 00:31:14,176 Perfect. 633 00:31:14,220 --> 00:31:16,570 Peach is gulping steamed Chilean sea bass 634 00:31:16,613 --> 00:31:18,964 down her scrawny gullet, and I'm about to get caught. 635 00:31:19,007 --> 00:31:21,270 - So...what do you think? 636 00:31:21,314 --> 00:31:23,185 - I think you complain about not being able to write, 637 00:31:23,229 --> 00:31:24,970 but then you, you know, drop everything 638 00:31:25,013 --> 00:31:27,189 for some medical emergency, which, by the way, 639 00:31:27,233 --> 00:31:28,843 many believe to be psychosomatic in origin. 640 00:31:28,887 --> 00:31:31,933 - I meant about you... Coming over. 641 00:31:31,977 --> 00:31:33,717 - I wish I could. 642 00:31:33,761 --> 00:31:36,024 Ha. I wish I could, but I'm just really busy right now, 643 00:31:36,068 --> 00:31:37,721 so...in fact, I should go. 644 00:31:37,765 --> 00:31:40,115 - Look, I know peach showing up was bad timing, 645 00:31:40,159 --> 00:31:42,335 but I wasn't exactly writing when she showed up. 646 00:31:42,378 --> 00:31:44,946 - No, I know. Pro tip of the day: 647 00:31:44,990 --> 00:31:47,775 Screen your calls when you're trying to burn a body, 648 00:31:47,818 --> 00:31:49,211 because it turns out things slip out 649 00:31:49,255 --> 00:31:50,821 that you didn't actually wanna say. 650 00:31:50,865 --> 00:31:52,562 I don't mean to be harsh, but...You know 651 00:31:52,606 --> 00:31:54,173 you're sending some mixed messages, right? 652 00:31:54,216 --> 00:31:55,304 - What is that supposed to mean? 653 00:31:55,348 --> 00:31:57,393 - I'm--I'm trying to do what you want, 654 00:31:57,437 --> 00:31:59,352 but I-I can't tell what that is. 655 00:31:59,395 --> 00:32:01,093 Like build you a bed, be with you on the bed? 656 00:32:01,136 --> 00:32:02,616 Drop you down the block because your friend 657 00:32:02,659 --> 00:32:04,226 is asking, and not very politely? 658 00:32:04,270 --> 00:32:06,185 Seriously, Joe, shut up. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 659 00:32:06,228 --> 00:32:08,927 I have to go. 660 00:32:08,970 --> 00:32:10,667 - But-- 661 00:32:11,059 --> 00:32:14,584 - hey, how's it going? - Good. 662 00:32:14,628 --> 00:32:16,891 That's one hell of a bonfire. 663 00:32:18,153 --> 00:32:20,547 - Yeah, what can I say? I went a little crazy. 664 00:32:20,590 --> 00:32:23,637 You know what, you're welcome to join if you like. 665 00:32:23,680 --> 00:32:25,334 Please say no. Please say no. 666 00:32:25,378 --> 00:32:27,989 - That would be great... 667 00:32:28,033 --> 00:32:30,949 But we need to get back to the car 668 00:32:30,992 --> 00:32:32,254 before it gets any darker. 669 00:32:32,298 --> 00:32:34,039 Good luck. 670 00:32:34,082 --> 00:32:37,738 - Yeah, have a good one! - You too. 671 00:32:39,044 --> 00:32:41,089 Did you remember where you parked? 672 00:32:42,047 --> 00:32:45,006 - I believe in love at first sight. 673 00:32:45,050 --> 00:32:46,703 I had it with you, Beck. 674 00:32:46,747 --> 00:32:50,229 And maybe, just maybe, I destroyed it 675 00:32:50,272 --> 00:32:55,190 just as fast, in the space of a single phone call. 676 00:32:55,234 --> 00:32:58,150 Was all this for nothing? 677 00:33:02,719 --> 00:33:04,460 "The king and queen, 678 00:33:04,504 --> 00:33:06,810 when they saw their daughter..." 679 00:33:06,854 --> 00:33:10,162 I've been calling Beck, but... 680 00:33:10,205 --> 00:33:11,859 Straight to voicemail. 681 00:33:11,902 --> 00:33:13,948 Worst three words in the english language. 682 00:33:13,992 --> 00:33:16,995 I wonder what our kids would have been like. 683 00:33:17,038 --> 00:33:19,040 They'd have grown up reading, not glued to iPads, 684 00:33:19,084 --> 00:33:20,520 and we definitely wouldn't have named them 685 00:33:20,563 --> 00:33:22,261 things like gulliver or Blaze 686 00:33:22,304 --> 00:33:23,740 or misti with an "I." 687 00:33:23,784 --> 00:33:27,048 We would have crushed this. Together. 688 00:33:27,092 --> 00:33:30,356 It wasn't supposed to end like this. 689 00:33:30,399 --> 00:33:33,185 Call me back, Beck. 690 00:33:33,228 --> 00:33:34,882 The end. 691 00:33:37,885 --> 00:33:42,716 ♪ 692 00:33:46,328 --> 00:33:49,288 - I don't mean this to blow smoke up your ass or anything, 693 00:33:49,331 --> 00:33:51,725 but your writing makes me think 694 00:33:51,768 --> 00:33:54,336 that Raymond carver has been reincarnated. 695 00:33:54,380 --> 00:33:56,904 - That is so kind of you to say, Tomas. 696 00:33:56,947 --> 00:33:59,428 I was born in '88, the year he died, 697 00:33:59,472 --> 00:34:01,126 so, weirdly enough, 698 00:34:01,169 --> 00:34:03,084 you're not the first person to have said that! 699 00:34:03,128 --> 00:34:06,914 - Again, great work, blythe. Excited to see what's next. 700 00:34:06,957 --> 00:34:08,481 Beck, we weren't expecting you. 701 00:34:08,524 --> 00:34:10,135 You didn't send along pages. 702 00:34:10,178 --> 00:34:12,093 - I know. I'm sorry. 703 00:34:12,137 --> 00:34:14,400 And I'm sorry I'm late. It's just... 704 00:34:14,443 --> 00:34:17,403 I wrote them, but they sounded super emo. 705 00:34:17,446 --> 00:34:18,926 So I wrote them up and started over, 706 00:34:18,969 --> 00:34:21,189 and I lost track of time, but... 707 00:34:21,233 --> 00:34:23,670 This...feels like me 708 00:34:23,713 --> 00:34:26,847 and what I want to say. 709 00:34:28,153 --> 00:34:30,459 It's only one page, but-- 710 00:34:30,503 --> 00:34:32,113 - that isn't really enough for us to critique. 711 00:34:32,157 --> 00:34:35,725 - Are we supposed to read it now...In front of you? 712 00:34:35,769 --> 00:34:37,553 That's... Kind of awkward. 713 00:34:37,597 --> 00:34:39,468 - If that's the case, I should warn you, 714 00:34:39,512 --> 00:34:40,991 I have this facial autism thing 715 00:34:41,035 --> 00:34:42,384 where I can't hide what I'm thinking. 716 00:34:42,428 --> 00:34:44,734 Let's just reschedule 717 00:34:44,778 --> 00:34:47,824 your review for another time. 718 00:34:54,048 --> 00:35:00,881 ♪ 719 00:35:11,021 --> 00:35:12,240 - Beck? 720 00:35:14,938 --> 00:35:16,418 Hey. 721 00:35:17,680 --> 00:35:19,334 ...okay, so I hate to admit it, 722 00:35:19,378 --> 00:35:20,988 but you were right. 723 00:35:21,031 --> 00:35:22,468 A little bit. 724 00:35:22,511 --> 00:35:24,687 I will do anything for my friends, 725 00:35:24,731 --> 00:35:26,298 and do I hide behind them-- yeah. 726 00:35:26,341 --> 00:35:28,735 And do I use them as an excuse not to write? 727 00:35:28,778 --> 00:35:31,129 Honestly, I'd use anything as an excuse not to write, 728 00:35:31,172 --> 00:35:34,741 because...okay, I'm afraid I might fail-- 729 00:35:34,784 --> 00:35:36,656 one terrible page away 730 00:35:36,699 --> 00:35:39,093 from confirming I'm the worst writer in history. 731 00:35:39,137 --> 00:35:42,705 All of that to say if I'm sending mixed messages, 732 00:35:42,749 --> 00:35:46,448 it's because... I don't know who I am. 733 00:35:46,492 --> 00:35:48,972 So how am I supposed to know what I want? 734 00:35:49,016 --> 00:35:51,627 And I know--i know I sound super gross, 735 00:35:51,671 --> 00:35:54,195 like so... I don't know--millennial. 736 00:35:54,239 --> 00:35:56,589 Don't say anything. 737 00:35:56,632 --> 00:35:58,634 - In this moment, you are everything. 738 00:35:58,678 --> 00:36:00,201 - Here's the thing. 739 00:36:00,245 --> 00:36:04,205 If you know who you are, it's not like you share it. 740 00:36:04,249 --> 00:36:08,775 I mean, you're a nice guy with the "you are remarkable" stuff 741 00:36:08,818 --> 00:36:11,430 and feelings guy with the "write what moves you." 742 00:36:11,473 --> 00:36:13,954 But then you try and go down on me 743 00:36:13,997 --> 00:36:15,303 in the middle of a furniture store. 744 00:36:15,347 --> 00:36:16,739 If I didn't know better, 745 00:36:16,783 --> 00:36:18,785 I'd think you were hiding something. 746 00:36:18,828 --> 00:36:21,788 For god's sakes, why are you holding a Pendleton blanket? 747 00:36:24,312 --> 00:36:27,489 I've never even seen your place. 748 00:36:27,533 --> 00:36:30,492 And you never talk about any of your friends. 749 00:36:30,536 --> 00:36:32,842 I mean, who are you? 750 00:36:35,018 --> 00:36:38,457 Okay, that was too much. Um... 751 00:36:38,500 --> 00:36:40,372 It sounded better in my head. 752 00:36:40,415 --> 00:36:42,852 I wanna show you something. 753 00:36:46,334 --> 00:36:49,511 ♪ 754 00:36:49,555 --> 00:36:52,340 You wanna know me, Beck? 755 00:36:56,823 --> 00:36:59,695 I'll show you exactlywho I am. 756 00:37:03,177 --> 00:37:07,312 ♪ 757 00:37:18,366 --> 00:37:21,674 - This is where we keep the rarest books-- 758 00:37:21,717 --> 00:37:24,329 the collectibles, first editions. 759 00:37:27,419 --> 00:37:30,422 ♪ 760 00:37:30,465 --> 00:37:32,380 It's paper, cloth, leather, 761 00:37:32,424 --> 00:37:35,557 paste. It's all vulnerable. 762 00:37:35,601 --> 00:37:37,690 All sensitive to light, 763 00:37:37,733 --> 00:37:39,518 humidity, temperature. 764 00:37:43,435 --> 00:37:45,393 That's why... 765 00:37:45,437 --> 00:37:48,178 They need to be in here. 766 00:37:49,484 --> 00:37:51,443 To protect them. 767 00:37:53,488 --> 00:37:55,185 I can take you to my apartment. 768 00:37:55,229 --> 00:37:57,753 Anytime you want. 769 00:38:01,540 --> 00:38:03,455 I want you to meet my friends, I do. 770 00:38:03,498 --> 00:38:07,110 But this... 771 00:38:07,154 --> 00:38:08,721 This right here 772 00:38:08,764 --> 00:38:12,986 is the most important place in the world to me. 773 00:38:13,595 --> 00:38:17,425 As weird as it sounds... 774 00:38:17,469 --> 00:38:21,560 These books are more alive, 775 00:38:21,603 --> 00:38:24,737 more...worthy 776 00:38:24,780 --> 00:38:27,043 than most people I know. 777 00:38:29,002 --> 00:38:33,006 You wanna know who I am, this is it. 778 00:38:37,315 --> 00:38:44,670 ♪ 779 00:38:54,506 --> 00:38:56,377 - There you are. 780 00:38:56,421 --> 00:39:00,163 - That's it. I am officially out of the tinder business. 781 00:39:00,207 --> 00:39:02,383 Bravo, honey. 782 00:39:02,427 --> 00:39:05,386 - I just--i feel like this is a good step, you know? 783 00:39:05,430 --> 00:39:07,606 Like this is good for me. 784 00:39:07,649 --> 00:39:09,999 Joe is good for me. 785 00:39:10,043 --> 00:39:11,958 - Whatever you need, becks. 786 00:39:12,872 --> 00:39:16,441 No, I'm just saying-- and I mean this, honestly-- 787 00:39:16,484 --> 00:39:19,487 maybe a simple life isn't so bad. 788 00:39:19,531 --> 00:39:21,010 Maybe it's what you need. 789 00:39:21,054 --> 00:39:22,838 Maybe I should be looking for that. 790 00:39:22,882 --> 00:39:25,406 - Joe isn't simple. He's...He's different. 791 00:39:25,450 --> 00:39:27,756 Complicated. 792 00:39:27,800 --> 00:39:30,411 - That's funny... 793 00:39:30,455 --> 00:39:32,021 There's a book missing. 794 00:39:32,065 --> 00:39:35,373 - Really? What book is that? 795 00:39:35,416 --> 00:39:36,678 - "Ozma of oz." 796 00:39:36,722 --> 00:39:38,898 It was just here. 797 00:39:38,941 --> 00:39:41,509 Joe was looking at it at my party. 798 00:39:41,553 --> 00:39:43,859 - I'm sure it'll turn up. 799 00:39:46,558 --> 00:39:52,825 ♪ 800 00:39:54,653 --> 00:39:57,656 - You've deleted tinder, and now you've called 801 00:39:57,699 --> 00:39:59,745 and asked me to come over. 802 00:39:59,788 --> 00:40:05,925 My faith in our epic love story is officially restored. 803 00:40:05,968 --> 00:40:07,579 - I'm sorry, Joe. I'm so stupid. 804 00:40:07,622 --> 00:40:10,886 I left your list on my bed, and Ron found it. 805 00:40:10,930 --> 00:40:13,019 I'm sorry. - You're not stupid. 806 00:40:13,062 --> 00:40:16,457 It's not your fault. - I tried to explain, but... 807 00:40:16,501 --> 00:40:19,460 - It's not your fault! 808 00:40:20,679 --> 00:40:22,898 Guys like Ron are bullies. 809 00:40:22,942 --> 00:40:26,598 We just need to stay one step ahead of them. 810 00:40:26,641 --> 00:40:29,949 Like the musketeers--always one step ahead of the cardinal. 811 00:40:29,992 --> 00:40:31,385 Right? 812 00:40:31,429 --> 00:40:33,474 One for all... 813 00:40:33,518 --> 00:40:36,042 - And all for one. 814 00:40:37,522 --> 00:40:38,479 - Paco! 815 00:40:38,523 --> 00:40:40,394 Get inside. 816 00:40:40,438 --> 00:40:44,746 - I can smell the bourbon from here. 817 00:40:44,790 --> 00:40:46,748 - I told you... 818 00:40:46,792 --> 00:40:48,924 Leave the kid alone. 819 00:40:48,968 --> 00:40:50,578 Look, you may have the cops fooled 820 00:40:50,622 --> 00:40:52,711 with your bullshit tomato garden, 821 00:40:52,754 --> 00:40:54,800 but I'm right. 822 00:40:54,843 --> 00:40:57,846 There's something wrong with you. 823 00:40:57,890 --> 00:41:00,370 I see it in your eyes. 824 00:41:09,597 --> 00:41:11,730 - File that away 825 00:41:11,773 --> 00:41:13,079 under future problems. 826 00:41:13,122 --> 00:41:14,559 Knock, knock. You here yet? 827 00:41:14,602 --> 00:41:16,735 Because tonight... 828 00:41:16,778 --> 00:41:20,260 Tonight I show you... I'm the one. 829 00:41:20,303 --> 00:41:28,355 ♪ 830 00:41:56,339 --> 00:42:03,390 ♪ 831 00:42:18,536 --> 00:42:20,799 - Did you just... 58304

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