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Put the cards down, you cunts. 19 00:05:46,600 --> 00:05:49,900 That's it, touch her hair. Go on. 20 00:05:49,900 --> 00:05:51,100 Go on. 21 00:05:52,200 --> 00:05:53,500 (grunting) 22 00:05:53,600 --> 00:05:56,200 Man: Oh, yeah. 23 00:05:56,300 --> 00:05:57,500 Yeah, yeah. 24 00:05:57,600 --> 00:06:00,200 Two fuckin' beautiful faces. 25 00:06:00,200 --> 00:06:02,200 (man groaning) 26 00:06:02,300 --> 00:06:04,000 Man: Kiss her. 27 00:06:04,100 --> 00:06:05,900 Yeah, that's it. 28 00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:10,200 Yeah. Fuckin' tits. 29 00:06:12,000 --> 00:06:13,700 Don't fuckin' care. 30 00:06:13,800 --> 00:06:15,100 (groaning) 31 00:06:15,700 --> 00:06:17,000 (panting) 32 00:06:19,100 --> 00:06:20,600 (men laughing) 33 00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:35,000 Man: What is that fucking smell? 34 00:06:35,100 --> 00:06:38,700 ♪ ( electronic dance music ) ♪ Would it kill you to smile? 35 00:06:38,800 --> 00:06:41,200 Fucking $6,000 a month to rent this place, 36 00:06:41,200 --> 00:06:43,200 and it stinks like shit. 37 00:06:46,800 --> 00:06:48,000 (gagging) 38 00:06:48,900 --> 00:06:51,900 - (gunshot) - (woman screaming) 39 00:06:51,900 --> 00:06:53,200 (gagging) 40 00:06:54,000 --> 00:06:59,100 - (shell rattles) - (woman continues screaming) 41 00:07:07,400 --> 00:07:10,700 Hi, I'm Peter Toland. Welcome to Toland's World. 42 00:07:10,800 --> 00:07:14,200 This week we're in Elderberry Vale in Nottinghamshire, a thriving stretch 43 00:07:14,200 --> 00:07:16,100 of classic English countryside. 44 00:07:16,100 --> 00:07:19,000 Home to literally thousands of indigenous plants and animals 45 00:07:19,000 --> 00:07:21,600 including a 400-year-old badger sett, 46 00:07:21,700 --> 00:07:24,800 which has crisscrossed this hill for untold generations. 47 00:07:24,800 --> 00:07:30,600 But in the last two years, the badgers have disappeared because a shadow has fallen across this hill, 48 00:07:30,600 --> 00:07:32,700 a shadow in the form of this. 49 00:07:39,000 --> 00:07:44,600 Are you gonna pan off me? Hello? Are you gonna pan to the power station or--? Man: Yeah, okay, cut. Sorry, Peter. We gotta cut. 50 00:07:44,600 --> 00:07:49,100 Peter: No, no, don't cut. Do not cut. - Peter: What's happening? - Man: Sorry. We lost focus 51 00:07:49,100 --> 00:07:54,000 - a few times earlier, so-- - Peter: Yeah? We lost focus? - Or you lost focus? - I could do with another crack 52 00:07:54,000 --> 00:07:57,800 - at that, Peter, sorry. - Could you? Another crack. Well, what's going on? You lost focus. 53 00:07:57,800 --> 00:08:01,300 That's the whole point. That's your job, isn't it, Brian? Brian: We just didn't realize you were going 54 00:08:01,300 --> 00:08:02,800 to move around so much. 55 00:08:02,800 --> 00:08:07,700 Of course I move around. That's my style. There were some quite large movements. 56 00:08:07,800 --> 00:08:13,200 We could whack down a sausage for you, Peter, if that's-- I don't want a sausage. Yeah? Shove it up your ass. 57 00:08:13,200 --> 00:08:20,000 Man: No, look, all I meant was-- No, look, Dom, let me explain how this works, okay? - Man: It's John. - Whatever your name is, 58 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:23,700 I move around, you follow me, that's the way it works on Toland's World. 59 00:08:23,800 --> 00:08:29,700 - It's like a dance, okay? - Yeah, I get it. - So should we cut now and go again-- - No. 60 00:08:29,800 --> 00:08:32,900 I say cut, that's how it works on the show. Okay? 61 00:08:33,000 --> 00:08:35,900 I call cut and until then, we keep filming. 62 00:08:35,900 --> 00:08:40,200 You got that? Right, that's how we roll. All right? 63 00:08:40,200 --> 00:08:45,200 - John: Okay. Yeah. - Good. Prick. (laughs) 64 00:08:45,200 --> 00:08:49,200 Man: Honestly, don't worry about it. It's just a little alpha male display 65 00:08:49,300 --> 00:08:52,700 and it'll all blow over, I swear to you. 66 00:08:52,700 --> 00:08:58,700 Look, he knows you worked with Attenborough, right? So he just feels a bit threatened. John: Ah, right. 67 00:08:58,700 --> 00:09:00,900 It's all about the Silver Leopard Awards. 68 00:09:00,900 --> 00:09:06,200 Man: Yeah, he's a bit raw. Well done, though. Good work. Really good work. John: Yeah, cheers. So does he think 69 00:09:06,200 --> 00:09:12,000 he should have won them or... Man: He's been nominated three times, and now he think Attenborough's rigging it. 70 00:09:12,000 --> 00:09:13,600 (laughs) I know. 71 00:09:14,700 --> 00:09:21,700 - (faint growling) - John: Whoa. What was that? Man : Hang on, let me listen, let me listen. Hang on. 72 00:09:23,000 --> 00:09:25,600 - (growling) - Oh! 73 00:09:28,200 --> 00:09:30,900 - (laughing) - Whoa! 74 00:09:33,800 --> 00:09:37,800 - John: Greedy little buggers. - Man: Whoa! 75 00:09:37,800 --> 00:09:43,600 - Oh! - John: You getting this, Brian? - (laughter) - Yeah. 76 00:09:43,700 --> 00:09:50,700 - Waiting for badgers. - Having fun, are we? Big fun. Fun times. Clue me in. Let's have a laugh. Peter, the badgers are still here. 77 00:09:50,800 --> 00:09:56,200 The badgers are... No, the badgers are dead because of the toxins from the power station. That's what the episode is about. 78 00:09:56,300 --> 00:10:02,000 - Look, we put the-- - Put what? - We should carry on filming. - Who are you anyway? 79 00:10:02,000 --> 00:10:06,700 You waltz in here at the last minute, calling the shots. John: I didn't waltz in anywhere. 80 00:10:06,700 --> 00:10:12,600 I don't want to hear any more from you, okay? - But listen, Peter. - Can you hear me? 81 00:10:12,700 --> 00:10:17,900 - I mean, is this for real? - Of course it's real. And it's gonna get more real because someone's gonna get punched in a minute. 82 00:10:17,900 --> 00:10:25,600 - Man: Look, please. - John: Listen, Peter, - I'm just trying to help-- - I do not wanna hear one more word from you. 83 00:10:25,700 --> 00:10:28,300 John: Uh, shall I text you or...? 84 00:10:28,300 --> 00:10:32,100 Oh! Ow! Don't just stand there. Give me a hand. 85 00:10:32,100 --> 00:10:34,600 - (roaring) - Ah! Oh! 86 00:10:34,700 --> 00:10:38,300 - Man: Jeez! - (Peter grunting) 87 00:10:38,300 --> 00:10:43,800 - Man: Peter? - (Peter screaming) - Man: Peter! - Oh, God. 88 00:10:43,800 --> 00:10:52,000 - (distant growling) - John: Peter! - (growling) - (Peter screaming) - John: Peter! - (roaring) 89 00:10:52,000 --> 00:10:55,200 - (body thudding) - Oh, Jesus. 90 00:10:55,300 --> 00:10:56,500 (gagging) 91 00:10:58,000 --> 00:10:59,300 (coughing) 92 00:11:01,900 --> 00:11:03,300 (screaming) 93 00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:07,200 (moaning) 94 00:11:10,900 --> 00:11:11,900 Cut. 95 00:11:20,600 --> 00:11:23,800 - (indistinct shouting) - Quiet! 96 00:11:26,600 --> 00:11:30,300 Quiet! People, settle, settle. 97 00:11:30,300 --> 00:11:33,900 Justice will be done, but not here. 98 00:11:33,900 --> 00:11:39,100 Fletcher Powell, this court finds you guilty - of the murder of Lucy Wilson. - (crowd shouting) 99 00:11:39,100 --> 00:11:42,900 - Child killer! - I didn't kill her! 100 00:11:42,900 --> 00:11:44,600 I did not kill her! 101 00:11:46,700 --> 00:11:50,100 You need to let me go. You need to call the police! 102 00:11:50,100 --> 00:11:53,500 You need to deal with this the right way! The only way! 103 00:11:53,600 --> 00:11:55,900 All local matters are dealt with internally. 104 00:11:55,900 --> 00:11:59,000 - You know that. - This is a matter of law! 105 00:11:59,100 --> 00:12:01,800 Your authorities do not stretch to those boundaries! 106 00:12:01,800 --> 00:12:06,900 - Barclay. - (grunting) Man: If you confess now, we shall call the proper authorities. 107 00:12:06,900 --> 00:12:13,600 Deny, and you will be executed this afternoon. - (crowd shouting) - Very well. 108 00:12:13,600 --> 00:12:17,300 - I killed Lucy. - (all shouting) 109 00:12:17,300 --> 00:12:20,000 - Bastard! - I dumped her body 110 00:12:20,100 --> 00:12:22,800 in the River Kennet beyond Eddington. There you go. 111 00:12:22,800 --> 00:12:26,600 There's my confession, now call the police! 112 00:12:26,600 --> 00:12:31,900 - You said! You promised! - You all heard him! You all bore witness! 113 00:12:31,900 --> 00:12:35,600 You shall be taken from this court to the place of execution 114 00:12:35,600 --> 00:12:38,000 with no further delay. 115 00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:49,600 Female Newscaster: The main headlines this lunchtime: Lucy Wilson, missing for over a month and presumed dead, 116 00:12:49,700 --> 00:12:55,200 has been found alive and well in East Yorkshire. The 14-year-old had run away with her 26-year-old boyfriend, 117 00:12:55,200 --> 00:12:57,800 who has been arrested by local authorities. 118 00:13:11,900 --> 00:13:15,500 Hey, guys, she's alive! Lucy's alive! It's all over the news! 119 00:13:16,100 --> 00:13:17,800 Come on, faster! 120 00:13:31,800 --> 00:13:36,700 So this it? You're just gonna shoot me like some dumb animal? 121 00:13:38,100 --> 00:13:45,800 Oh, Jesus Christ, no, please! Don't do this! Father, don't let them do this! Please! Dearly beloved, it hath pleased Almighty God, 122 00:13:45,800 --> 00:13:49,000 in his justice, to bring you under sentence 123 00:13:49,100 --> 00:13:54,900 - and condemnation of the law. - Hold him down. (sobbing) 124 00:13:54,900 --> 00:13:57,900 You can't! Please, you can't kill me! 125 00:13:57,900 --> 00:14:04,300 - Father, please stop! - You are to suffer death in such a manner, that others, warned by your example, 126 00:14:04,300 --> 00:14:07,100 may be the more afraid to offend. 127 00:14:10,300 --> 00:14:14,100 - Oh, fuck! - (tires screech) 128 00:14:20,200 --> 00:14:23,700 - (grunting) - (crow cawing) 129 00:14:23,700 --> 00:14:28,600 What the fuck, Tobias! You didn't hit him hard enough! I'll hit him a fucking again then, won't I? 130 00:14:28,700 --> 00:14:33,100 Oh, fucking hell! You nearly took my fingers off! - Well, fucking move back then! - Decorum, boys. 131 00:14:33,100 --> 00:14:43,200 - Give this man his dignity. - Father, shut the fuck up! For the love of God, finish this! (grunting) 132 00:14:43,300 --> 00:14:44,600 (screaming) 133 00:14:45,900 --> 00:14:49,700 - (bone cracking) - Tobias: Finish him off. 134 00:14:52,300 --> 00:14:55,600 And we pray, God, that you may make such use 135 00:14:55,600 --> 00:14:59,700 of your punishments in this world, - that your soul may be saved-- - You're blooded now. 136 00:14:59,700 --> 00:15:05,000 Female Newscaster: Lucy Wilson, missing for over a month and presumed dead... Man: I did not kill her! 137 00:15:12,300 --> 00:15:13,800 (faint panting) 138 00:15:21,100 --> 00:15:22,300 (panting) 139 00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:44,700 (cord unraveling) 140 00:15:48,200 --> 00:15:49,500 (whirring) 141 00:16:02,100 --> 00:16:03,400 (squelching) 142 00:16:13,100 --> 00:16:14,400 (exhaling) 143 00:16:24,200 --> 00:16:26,900 (high-pitched chittering) 144 00:17:03,700 --> 00:17:05,300 (echoing laughter) 145 00:17:09,800 --> 00:17:11,900 Distorted Voice: Welcome back. 146 00:17:11,900 --> 00:17:13,100 Looking good. 147 00:17:16,200 --> 00:17:17,700 Life is yours. 148 00:17:20,200 --> 00:17:22,000 Now you must pay me. 149 00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:32,700 You pay for life. 150 00:17:39,100 --> 00:17:40,700 You pay for life. 151 00:17:55,200 --> 00:17:56,900 (distorted gasping) 152 00:18:06,900 --> 00:18:09,100 (garbled gasping) 153 00:18:09,200 --> 00:18:10,500 (screaming) 154 00:18:16,900 --> 00:18:20,000 Distorted Voice: You pay for life. 155 00:18:48,100 --> 00:18:49,800 (echoing laughter) 156 00:18:54,200 --> 00:18:56,100 (high-pitched screaming) 157 00:19:23,300 --> 00:19:25,000 (echoing laughter) 158 00:19:33,300 --> 00:19:36,900 Distorted Voice: You pay for life. 159 00:19:42,300 --> 00:19:43,800 (metal scraping) 160 00:19:47,100 --> 00:19:48,700 (seagulls crying) 161 00:19:51,300 --> 00:19:52,500 (farting) 162 00:20:43,700 --> 00:20:44,900 (gasps) 163 00:20:47,800 --> 00:20:49,100 (panting) 164 00:21:36,200 --> 00:21:37,400 (tapping) 165 00:22:31,800 --> 00:22:33,100 (laughing) 166 00:22:35,200 --> 00:22:36,500 (screaming) 167 00:22:43,800 --> 00:22:45,100 (rustling) 168 00:22:48,400 --> 00:22:51,100 - (gasps) - (grunting) 169 00:23:04,900 --> 00:23:06,300 (screaming) 170 00:23:10,400 --> 00:23:12,000 (metal scraping) 171 00:24:19,200 --> 00:24:20,500 (gasping) 172 00:24:53,200 --> 00:24:54,700 (donkey braying) 173 00:27:46,200 --> 00:27:47,600 (rope cutting) 174 00:27:54,300 --> 00:27:55,600 (screaming) 175 00:27:59,800 --> 00:28:01,100 (gasping) 176 00:28:07,400 --> 00:28:09,100 (gunshot) 177 00:29:45,700 --> 00:29:50,000 Are you sure this is Cognac? Tastes more like supermarket cooking brandy. 178 00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:57,000 - Trust me, it's the good stuff. - Yeah, I don't know, Granddad. I've done wee-wees tastier than this. 179 00:29:57,100 --> 00:29:58,800 It's the good stuff. 180 00:30:01,800 --> 00:30:02,800 Ugh. 181 00:30:07,100 --> 00:30:10,800 You could've got a TV in here. I've told you, I don't like telly. 182 00:30:10,800 --> 00:30:13,700 Well, just get a small one then. 183 00:30:19,400 --> 00:30:22,000 It's like being in the 1950s in here. 184 00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:24,700 - (laughs) - Oh. 185 00:30:24,700 --> 00:30:27,900 Have you heard something rotten about the 1950s? 186 00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:34,900 Look at you, my lovely little grandson. 187 00:30:37,300 --> 00:30:39,300 Not so little these days. 188 00:30:43,300 --> 00:30:45,300 Uh, hello. 189 00:30:45,300 --> 00:30:47,800 This is embarrassing. 190 00:30:50,900 --> 00:30:52,000 Right. 191 00:30:53,300 --> 00:30:55,100 I'm fucking off to bed. 192 00:31:09,400 --> 00:31:10,700 (belches) 193 00:31:15,100 --> 00:31:16,200 Hm... 194 00:31:23,700 --> 00:31:30,100 Oh, this necklace? Yeah, it is real gold. Would look even better hanging off your tit, love. 195 00:31:30,100 --> 00:31:31,200 Hm... 196 00:31:32,200 --> 00:31:34,400 And I am absolutely loving it. 197 00:31:36,800 --> 00:31:37,900 (sighs) 198 00:31:46,200 --> 00:31:49,400 (sighs) My lovely little grandson. 199 00:31:49,400 --> 00:31:51,200 (laughs) What a twat. 200 00:31:52,200 --> 00:31:55,000 Grandfather: You're the twat, mate. 201 00:31:55,000 --> 00:31:57,000 Who called me a twat? 202 00:31:58,300 --> 00:32:01,100 - Ah! - Grandfather: Twat. 203 00:32:01,200 --> 00:32:05,900 - Ah, shit! - Grandfather: Ah, shit! Twat. 204 00:32:11,200 --> 00:32:14,300 Ah! What are you doing in there? 205 00:32:14,400 --> 00:32:16,600 Oh, I'm here every night. 206 00:32:17,800 --> 00:32:20,300 And you keep me awake all night, 207 00:32:20,300 --> 00:32:24,200 with your wanking and your farting. Twat! 208 00:32:24,200 --> 00:32:26,700 Are you trying to look like me? 209 00:32:26,700 --> 00:32:30,000 Yes. (laughs) Is that all right? 210 00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:32,200 Ooh... Ah... 211 00:32:33,400 --> 00:32:36,600 What have you got on your finger? I got this in Chad. 212 00:32:36,700 --> 00:32:39,200 It's for opening mollusks. 213 00:32:39,300 --> 00:32:41,400 And I'm absolutely loving it! 214 00:32:43,300 --> 00:32:45,800 Hey, that my catch phrase! 215 00:32:45,800 --> 00:32:50,000 What is your fucking problem, Granddad? You are my fucking problem! 216 00:32:50,100 --> 00:32:53,100 You've been staying with me for a whole year now, 217 00:32:54,400 --> 00:32:56,500 and you're cramping my style! 218 00:32:58,800 --> 00:33:01,700 - (screams) - (groaning) 219 00:33:03,300 --> 00:33:04,800 (exhaling) Out! 220 00:33:12,100 --> 00:33:13,700 (groaning softly) 221 00:33:15,300 --> 00:33:18,200 I heard you on the phone calling me a wanker. 222 00:33:20,700 --> 00:33:24,800 Me, a wanker. You don't know how that hurts. 223 00:33:24,800 --> 00:33:27,900 - (groaning) - Look. 224 00:33:27,900 --> 00:33:31,100 Can you see anything that I could wank with? 225 00:33:31,100 --> 00:33:33,400 Can you? Can you?! 226 00:33:33,400 --> 00:33:34,700 Can you?! 227 00:33:37,800 --> 00:33:39,100 Can you? 228 00:33:49,200 --> 00:33:50,200 Ah... 229 00:33:54,300 --> 00:33:55,800 (kiss smacking) 230 00:34:11,800 --> 00:34:13,200 (man moaning) 231 00:34:16,300 --> 00:34:17,700 (woman gasps) 232 00:34:18,700 --> 00:34:20,200 (glass shatters) 233 00:34:31,100 --> 00:34:32,600 (loud rattling) 234 00:34:39,700 --> 00:34:41,100 (air hissing) 235 00:34:41,700 --> 00:34:43,500 (jet engine roaring) 236 00:34:50,700 --> 00:34:54,100 - (low humming) - (zapping) 237 00:34:54,100 --> 00:34:57,000 - (explosion) - (gunfire) 238 00:35:04,400 --> 00:35:07,700 - (machine gunfire) - (explosions) 239 00:35:20,300 --> 00:35:21,800 (steam hissing) 240 00:35:24,200 --> 00:35:27,000 - (thudding) - (man moans) 241 00:35:39,400 --> 00:35:42,800 - (squelching) - (man moans) 242 00:35:58,200 --> 00:35:59,500 (shouting) 243 00:39:01,800 --> 00:39:03,600 (camera shutter clicks) 244 00:39:05,300 --> 00:39:07,100 (camera shutter clicks) 245 00:39:38,300 --> 00:39:39,900 (car alarm chirps) 246 00:44:57,300 --> 00:44:58,700 (low rumbling) 247 00:46:34,900 --> 00:46:36,200 (banging) 248 00:47:01,700 --> 00:47:03,200 (soft thumping) 249 00:52:05,300 --> 00:52:07,200 ♪ ( rock music plays ) ♪ 250 00:54:17,500 --> 00:54:21,100 - (screaming) - (siren blaring) 251 00:54:24,000 --> 00:54:28,100 (laughs) Fuck yeah, I'll do some bath salts. 252 00:54:34,400 --> 00:54:35,800 (screaming) 253 00:54:50,100 --> 00:54:51,200 Mm... 254 00:54:54,100 --> 00:54:55,800 (camera shutter clicks) 255 00:54:55,800 --> 00:54:59,400 Hey, I liked your movie. Did you like mine? 256 00:54:59,500 --> 00:55:01,400 Oh, I liked yours. 257 00:55:02,500 --> 00:55:05,900 Huh? Oh, I was taking a nap. 258 00:55:07,500 --> 00:55:08,900 I am ready. 259 00:55:09,800 --> 00:55:11,700 Yeah, I am dressed. 260 00:55:13,400 --> 00:55:16,200 I'm not going to be late, all right? 261 00:55:16,200 --> 00:55:18,300 (echoing laughter) 262 00:55:26,200 --> 00:55:31,200 - Oh, my God. - (clock ticking) (rattling) 263 00:55:46,200 --> 00:55:47,700 (loud ticking) 264 00:55:50,400 --> 00:55:53,300 Excuse me, is this the fastest route? 265 00:55:53,300 --> 00:55:55,800 It's a busy night, lady. 266 00:56:10,000 --> 00:56:13,800 Woman: George was there, so yeah, I know. They haven't seen each other since the divorce. 267 00:56:13,900 --> 00:56:17,700 Right? Ah, man, I want to be there for that. 268 00:56:18,300 --> 00:56:19,700 (grunts) 269 00:56:21,900 --> 00:56:25,000 Woman: I'd like to get there in one piece, if you don't mind. 270 00:56:42,000 --> 00:56:47,500 Woman: Yeah, okay, I should be there in ten minutes. Hey, shouldn't we be avoiding downtown with the parade and all? 271 00:56:47,500 --> 00:56:51,400 I'll be honest. It would be better if you took a walk. 272 00:56:51,500 --> 00:56:55,200 Hey, I can't hear you. I'm on the bike. 273 00:56:55,200 --> 00:56:56,900 I'll be there any second. 274 00:56:56,900 --> 00:56:59,700 Driver: One, two, three, four, five. 275 00:57:02,500 --> 00:57:04,000 (man laughing) 276 00:57:13,700 --> 00:57:21,100 - Man: Frankie! - Hey, what's up, guys? Man: Yo, Frankie, you're famous! Thank you, thank you. It's impossible to get across town. 277 00:57:21,200 --> 00:57:23,800 I don't think my cab driver knows what he's doing. 278 00:57:25,100 --> 00:57:26,900 (police siren wailing) 279 00:57:28,300 --> 00:57:31,800 Woman: Hey there, can I take a picture of you, scary guy? 280 00:57:31,800 --> 00:57:36,300 - You can take mine. - Boy: I like your costume. 281 00:57:36,300 --> 00:57:38,200 Okay. We have to go meet your mom. 282 00:57:40,000 --> 00:57:42,000 Oh, wait, wait. 283 00:57:46,500 --> 00:57:49,300 - (ticking) - (buzzing) 284 00:57:52,200 --> 00:57:54,000 Boy: Thank you. 285 00:57:54,900 --> 00:57:58,800 Just get us through the light and pull over. Driver: Whatever you want, lady. 286 00:58:02,300 --> 00:58:04,400 Ah! Oh! 287 00:58:04,400 --> 00:58:05,600 (gasps) 288 00:58:19,000 --> 00:58:21,900 - (sobbing) - (gasping) 289 00:58:22,000 --> 00:58:26,700 - (woman screaming) - (clock ticking) 290 01:02:58,400 --> 01:03:01,900 - (electrical fizzling) - (screaming) 291 01:03:07,500 --> 01:03:08,900 (all moaning) 292 01:03:13,000 --> 01:03:14,100 (growls) 293 01:03:19,500 --> 01:03:22,200 Male Voice: Does anyone have a matches? 294 01:03:22,200 --> 01:03:24,900 Male Voice 2: Yeah, I got some. 295 01:03:26,900 --> 01:03:30,100 (stuttering) Did anybody grab a map before we left? 296 01:03:31,800 --> 01:03:34,900 (stuttering) Shucks, Kirby, I forgot. 297 01:03:37,800 --> 01:03:40,700 (stuttering) Did you forget too, Poppy? 298 01:03:42,400 --> 01:03:45,100 Yeah, Poppy forgot too. 299 01:03:45,100 --> 01:03:49,400 (stuttering) Boy, that candle sure smells good. 300 01:03:49,400 --> 01:03:51,400 What kind is it, Poppy? 301 01:03:51,500 --> 01:03:53,800 It's Poppy's favorite, it's... 302 01:03:53,800 --> 01:03:56,700 (stuttering) p-p-p... grapes. 303 01:04:00,300 --> 01:04:05,000 - (distant shouting) - (stuttering) What's that? 304 01:04:07,100 --> 01:04:09,700 (stuttering) Only one way to find out. 305 01:04:12,200 --> 01:04:13,600 (all moaning) 306 01:04:20,000 --> 01:04:23,400 (stuttering) Kirby, I don't like it out here. 307 01:04:23,400 --> 01:04:26,300 Kirby: Can't see a thing. 308 01:04:26,300 --> 01:04:27,600 (moaning) 309 01:04:35,300 --> 01:04:38,900 - (moaning) - Hey, look. 310 01:04:38,900 --> 01:04:42,500 It's a beautiful, muscular man with a teeny-tiny baby. 311 01:04:44,500 --> 01:04:46,900 (stuttering) Should we wake him up? 312 01:05:00,400 --> 01:05:01,700 (laughing) 313 01:05:08,100 --> 01:05:10,600 Hey, hello! (laughs) 314 01:05:13,400 --> 01:05:15,500 ♪ ( lively music plays ) ♪ 315 01:05:20,000 --> 01:05:21,200 (laughs) 316 01:05:28,500 --> 01:05:30,000 (all laughing) 317 01:05:43,300 --> 01:05:45,700 - (sneezes) - (music stops) 318 01:05:48,500 --> 01:05:49,800 (squealing) 319 01:05:51,100 --> 01:05:52,800 (man blows) 320 01:05:52,800 --> 01:05:56,600 (Kirby stuttering) Poppy, do you have any more matches? 321 01:05:56,600 --> 01:05:58,200 Poppy: Yep. 322 01:05:59,200 --> 01:06:00,400 (blows) 323 01:06:02,500 --> 01:06:04,300 (distorted screaming) 324 01:06:10,400 --> 01:06:13,800 - (high-pitched screaming) - (blows) 325 01:06:14,800 --> 01:06:17,900 - (baby crying) - (whimpering) 326 01:06:17,900 --> 01:06:19,300 (blows) 327 01:06:19,300 --> 01:06:21,400 (stuttering yell) 328 01:06:21,400 --> 01:06:22,700 (gasping) 329 01:06:23,800 --> 01:06:27,500 (stuttering) Now, just wait a minute here. 330 01:06:27,500 --> 01:06:30,500 - (all moaning) - (blows) 331 01:06:30,500 --> 01:06:32,100 (stuttering yell) 332 01:06:36,400 --> 01:06:37,400 Hey! 333 01:06:38,100 --> 01:06:39,900 Say, what gives? 334 01:06:41,000 --> 01:06:42,900 Hello? Hello? 335 01:06:45,500 --> 01:06:47,300 Is anybody out there? 336 01:06:49,300 --> 01:06:51,300 Anybody? Hello? 337 01:06:53,900 --> 01:06:56,500 Where did everybody go? Oh! 338 01:06:57,800 --> 01:07:00,800 Huh? (stuttering) Poppy? 339 01:07:00,900 --> 01:07:02,500 (stuttering) Bart? 340 01:07:03,400 --> 01:07:05,500 (heart beating rapidly) 341 01:07:05,500 --> 01:07:07,300 (screaming) (babbling) 342 01:07:12,900 --> 01:07:14,900 ♪ ( lively music plays ) ♪ 343 01:07:27,200 --> 01:07:29,000 (distorted laughter) 344 01:07:31,100 --> 01:07:32,400 (screams) 345 01:07:33,500 --> 01:07:37,200 - (cooing) - (screaming) 346 01:07:42,000 --> 01:07:45,000 Man: Seven days of the week. 347 01:07:45,100 --> 01:07:47,500 Woman: Twelve 'S' of the 'Z'. 348 01:07:47,600 --> 01:07:50,100 Man: Twelve signs of the Zodiac. 349 01:07:52,100 --> 01:07:59,300 Woman: In the United States, can you marry your widow's sister? Man: Oh, I've heard this before. No, because you're dead. 350 01:07:59,300 --> 01:08:02,800 What relationship is your nephew's brother to your brother? 351 01:08:04,400 --> 01:08:07,900 - That's his nephew. - Great. 352 01:08:07,900 --> 01:08:11,300 What is the missing letter in the third three-letter sequence? 353 01:08:11,300 --> 01:08:17,100 A, B, C, B, B, D, A, E, blank. 354 01:08:17,200 --> 01:08:19,100 A, B, C, 355 01:08:19,100 --> 01:08:21,400 B, B, D, 356 01:08:21,400 --> 01:08:23,500 (sighs) A, E, F. 357 01:08:24,400 --> 01:08:29,900 - Correct. - Um, sorry. Can we wrap this up pretty soon? I need to... 358 01:08:30,000 --> 01:08:31,900 Actually, you're doing very well. 359 01:08:32,000 --> 01:08:36,100 I think it's worth your while to stick around. Really? 360 01:08:36,200 --> 01:08:39,500 Okay, 'cause I kind of feel like I'm locked in now. 361 01:08:39,500 --> 01:08:46,500 - Like I'm in a good head space. - The day before the day before yesterday is three days after Saturday. What day is it today? 362 01:08:46,500 --> 01:08:49,800 Uh... Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, 363 01:08:49,900 --> 01:08:52,300 Thursday... Friday? 364 01:08:55,100 --> 01:08:57,200 Woman: Correct. 365 01:08:57,200 --> 01:09:00,000 Now I'm going to show you two flashcards. 366 01:09:00,000 --> 01:09:03,900 You tell me if the images are the same or different. 367 01:09:05,400 --> 01:09:06,800 Same? 368 01:09:10,500 --> 01:09:12,300 Man: Different. 369 01:09:13,800 --> 01:09:19,900 Man: Different. Noticed that one quick. Woman: All right. One more question. True or false: 370 01:09:20,000 --> 01:09:22,800 A roller-coaster has a minimum rider height of four feet tall. 371 01:09:22,800 --> 01:09:26,900 Johnny is three feet six inches tall and Jimmy is four feet six inches tall. 372 01:09:26,900 --> 01:09:31,200 Jackie is taller than Johnny and shorter than Jimmy. Jackie can ride the roller-coaster. 373 01:09:34,100 --> 01:09:38,900 True or false. Jackie can ride the roller-coaster. 374 01:09:38,900 --> 01:09:41,200 She's taller than Jimmy? 375 01:09:42,800 --> 01:09:46,200 Both: Shorter than Jimmy. Taller than Johnny. 376 01:09:49,800 --> 01:09:52,700 Okay, so all these have to be true-false, right? 377 01:09:52,800 --> 01:09:55,700 Woman: This question reads "true-false." 378 01:09:57,200 --> 01:10:00,100 Man: Okay, um... 379 01:10:00,200 --> 01:10:02,200 Can I say "unanswerable" 380 01:10:02,200 --> 01:10:04,900 or "trick question" or something like that? 381 01:10:04,900 --> 01:10:11,000 - Woman: Under what reasoning? - Man: Well, you don't know... You don't know how much taller. 382 01:10:11,100 --> 01:10:15,700 Like it could be, you know, an inch, it could be two feet. 383 01:10:15,800 --> 01:10:22,500 I'm, like, looking at your face for clues. Uh... - Woman: That's all right. - Man: So, yeah. 384 01:10:22,500 --> 01:10:25,500 My final answer is the question is unanswerable. 385 01:10:27,100 --> 01:10:32,500 Woman: Excellent, that is correct. Congratulations, that was a perfect score. 386 01:10:32,500 --> 01:10:37,500 If you can come with me right now, I'd love to talk to you some career opportunities. 387 01:10:37,500 --> 01:10:40,300 Great, um, I love opportunities. 388 01:10:42,100 --> 01:10:43,900 Woman: Great, let's go. 389 01:15:13,100 --> 01:15:14,700 (glass shatters) 390 01:15:16,100 --> 01:15:17,300 (banging) 391 01:15:20,100 --> 01:15:21,400 (roaring) 392 01:15:36,400 --> 01:15:37,900 (line ringing) 393 01:15:39,900 --> 01:15:47,800 - Hey, baby. - Hey, sorry, did I wake you? No. No, it's fine. How are you? How's the hotel? 394 01:15:47,800 --> 01:15:51,200 It's fine. Yeah, it's all right. It's quite plush. 395 01:15:51,200 --> 01:15:56,900 Um, look, I'm sorry I didn't call last night. I just got stuck with these people, it was... It's okay. So how was the meeting? 396 01:15:56,900 --> 01:16:02,500 Good. No, it was really good. Not everything is nailed down, but I pretty much think we've got a done deal, so... 397 01:16:02,600 --> 01:16:05,000 That's great, congratulations. 398 01:16:06,100 --> 01:16:09,200 So are you coming home today? I miss you. 399 01:16:09,200 --> 01:16:14,900 Not sure, there's another meeting this morning, but... If that goes well, then I should be on the night flight. 400 01:16:14,900 --> 01:16:17,900 How's... Is that the door bell? 401 01:16:20,500 --> 01:16:23,400 Well, are you expecting anyone? 402 01:16:23,400 --> 01:16:25,000 Woman: No. 403 01:16:25,900 --> 01:16:29,100 - (doorbell rings) - (pounding on door) 404 01:16:30,500 --> 01:16:32,600 (doorbell continues ringing) 405 01:16:34,500 --> 01:16:37,500 - Who is this? - Who is it? 406 01:16:37,500 --> 01:16:40,300 Hello? Sir? Who is it? 407 01:16:41,900 --> 01:16:46,400 - I don't know. - (doorbell rings) What do you want? 408 01:16:46,400 --> 01:16:51,500 Who is it? What do they want? Please go away or I'm calling the police. 409 01:16:51,500 --> 01:16:53,200 (knocking on door) 410 01:16:57,400 --> 01:17:00,800 - What's going on, Miriam? - Don't know. 411 01:17:00,900 --> 01:17:04,500 Don't know what... (screams) 412 01:17:04,500 --> 01:17:09,400 - What was that? - Oh, my God! He's got a hammer, he's breaking the door! 413 01:17:09,400 --> 01:17:11,900 (screams) Oh, he's breaking in! 414 01:17:11,900 --> 01:17:15,100 - What? - He's opening the door! 415 01:17:23,100 --> 01:17:27,500 - Woman on Phone: Hello? - Give me the police. - The English police. - (woman speaking French) 416 01:17:27,500 --> 01:17:32,100 - (line ringing) - Come on, come on. 417 01:17:32,200 --> 01:17:37,000 - Man on Phone: 999, which service? - Police. - (line rings) - Man: How can I help you? 418 01:17:37,000 --> 01:17:40,500 You need to send somebody to my home. An intruder's broken in. 419 01:17:40,500 --> 01:17:46,300 Man: What's your name and address? Robert Walters, 35 Queen Mary Road, London. Man: Are you at the property now, sir? 420 01:17:46,400 --> 01:17:52,800 No, I'm in fucking France. I'm on the phone to my wife, now please send someone. 421 01:17:52,800 --> 01:17:55,900 Miriam? The police are on their way, are you okay? 422 01:17:55,900 --> 01:17:59,400 (whispering) Sh... I'm in the bathroom, just... 423 01:17:59,400 --> 01:18:01,500 Just don't speak, okay? 424 01:18:08,500 --> 01:18:12,600 - (Miriam screaming) - Miriam? 425 01:18:12,600 --> 01:18:15,900 - Miriam, talk to me! - (screams) 426 01:18:16,000 --> 01:18:19,300 Miriam, are you okay? Talk to me, please! 427 01:18:20,600 --> 01:18:21,800 Miriam? 428 01:18:22,500 --> 01:18:24,000 (Miriam gasping) 429 01:18:31,400 --> 01:18:35,300 - Miriam. - (moaning) 430 01:18:36,300 --> 01:18:38,100 Help! Help! 431 01:18:42,200 --> 01:18:44,800 (sobbing, moaning) 432 01:18:44,800 --> 01:18:47,400 Why? Why are you doing this? 433 01:18:53,500 --> 01:18:55,400 (sobbing, moaning) 434 01:18:57,300 --> 01:18:59,000 (gasps) I love you! 435 01:19:12,300 --> 01:19:13,700 (baby crying) 436 01:19:23,100 --> 01:19:24,700 Whoever you are, 437 01:19:26,000 --> 01:19:28,300 please, I'm asking you, 438 01:19:28,400 --> 01:19:35,100 - don't do this. - (baby crying) Please, don't hurt my baby. 439 01:19:35,100 --> 01:19:38,300 Please, there's a small baby in the room. Please don't... 440 01:19:38,300 --> 01:19:40,700 Leave my baby alone, please. 441 01:19:42,200 --> 01:19:43,500 (sobbing) 442 01:20:01,900 --> 01:20:04,200 What have you done to my family? 443 01:20:06,500 --> 01:20:09,100 Woman: Let me talk to him. 444 01:20:10,600 --> 01:20:11,700 What? 445 01:20:19,400 --> 01:20:21,400 Let me talk to my husband. 446 01:20:29,800 --> 01:20:31,300 It's your wife. 447 01:20:36,400 --> 01:20:38,200 (police siren wailing) 448 01:20:48,500 --> 01:20:49,800 All right. 449 01:20:52,200 --> 01:20:55,100 Basically, why we're shooting your audition today 450 01:20:55,100 --> 01:20:59,100 is to show the producers what you're comfortable doing, 451 01:20:59,200 --> 01:21:02,300 what you're able to do, and willing to do. 452 01:21:02,400 --> 01:21:04,800 It's really like an attitude thing. 453 01:21:04,800 --> 01:21:07,000 If I told you to suck my dick, 454 01:21:08,900 --> 01:21:11,200 would you do as you're told? 455 01:21:11,200 --> 01:21:14,100 Or would there be some sort of an issue? 456 01:21:15,400 --> 01:21:18,000 Open your mouth for me please? 457 01:21:18,100 --> 01:21:19,100 Good. 458 01:21:20,200 --> 01:21:21,400 (gagging) 459 01:21:27,600 --> 01:21:29,300 You a little whore? 460 01:21:30,100 --> 01:21:31,200 Say it. 461 01:21:33,000 --> 01:21:36,700 You know, a lot of girls would kill for this opportunity. 462 01:21:39,100 --> 01:21:42,000 So you gotta stand above the competition. 463 01:21:42,000 --> 01:21:45,000 Wow. Phew, those are some eyes! 464 01:21:46,600 --> 01:21:48,000 Are you blind? 465 01:21:49,400 --> 01:21:54,000 We're gonna have to get some, uh, sunglasses for her on the day of the shoot. 466 01:21:54,100 --> 01:21:59,300 We are gonna need to see your body. Unfortunately, producers are kind of picky about that kind of thing. 467 01:21:59,300 --> 01:22:03,400 So if you could just take off that retarded dress that you're wearing. 468 01:22:03,500 --> 01:22:05,800 Faster, please. 469 01:22:07,400 --> 01:22:10,400 We do not have all day, do we? 470 01:22:10,400 --> 01:22:11,600 (laughs) 471 01:22:23,900 --> 01:22:27,600 Yeah. Those are okay. I give 'em a C-minus. 472 01:22:30,100 --> 01:22:32,600 Wait! What the fuck is that? 473 01:22:34,600 --> 01:22:36,400 Oh, that's a dick. 474 01:22:36,400 --> 01:22:42,000 - Man: Oh, gross! - A dick? Come on, you guys! How many fucking times is this gonna happen 475 01:22:42,000 --> 01:22:46,000 before somebody starts fucking screening the girls? 476 01:22:46,000 --> 01:22:48,400 (distorted voice) Not a dick. 477 01:22:48,400 --> 01:22:49,900 I like dicks. 478 01:22:53,000 --> 01:22:57,200 - (banging) - What the fuck was that? 479 01:22:57,200 --> 01:22:59,000 (distorted laughter) 480 01:23:00,000 --> 01:23:03,300 - (groaning) - (laughing) 481 01:23:03,300 --> 01:23:05,100 (distorted groaning) 482 01:23:10,100 --> 01:23:12,300 (distorted groaning continues) 483 01:23:15,900 --> 01:23:20,100 - Holy shit! - (distorted moaning) Oh, yes! 484 01:23:21,500 --> 01:23:23,200 (distorted laughter) 485 01:24:40,500 --> 01:24:42,100 (alarm blaring) 486 01:24:51,600 --> 01:24:53,600 (camera shutter clicking) 487 01:25:00,500 --> 01:25:01,700 (beeping) 488 01:25:23,700 --> 01:25:25,400 (mechanical whirring) 489 01:25:42,300 --> 01:25:44,400 (whirring sounds) 490 01:25:50,300 --> 01:25:51,700 (screaming) 491 01:26:41,900 --> 01:26:46,400 - (electronic beeping) - (line ringing) 492 01:26:51,900 --> 01:26:59,300 - Woman: Hi, honey! - Hey, sweetie! - Woman: Hi! - Is this working? Woman: Yeah, I can't believe your phone works there! 493 01:26:59,300 --> 01:27:03,100 Oh, hold on, hold on. Look at this, look at this. 494 01:27:03,100 --> 01:27:12,400 - Are you seeing that? - Woman: Oh, wow, that is so beautiful. - Tell me that's not gorgeous, right? - Woman: Yeah! 495 01:27:12,400 --> 01:27:14,100 It is so good to see your face. 496 01:27:14,100 --> 01:27:19,900 - Woman: I miss you! - I miss you more. - Woman: Where's Dylan? - I think he's still sleeping. 497 01:27:19,900 --> 01:27:27,000 Woman: Yeah? Is he glad I'm not there? I bet he's been talking shit about me. What? No! No, not at all. 498 01:27:27,000 --> 01:27:29,600 Come on, Dylan loves you, okay? 499 01:27:29,700 --> 01:27:32,300 Woman: What'd you guys do last night? 500 01:27:32,300 --> 01:27:37,100 We literally took a walk, uh, in the sand, and we just had a couple beers. 501 01:27:37,100 --> 01:27:44,200 Woman: Uh-huh, on your boys' trip? It's okay, you can tell me. Okay, three beers. But really, that was it. 502 01:27:44,300 --> 01:27:47,100 Honestly, um, you know, 503 01:27:47,100 --> 01:27:51,200 it's just, we're just keeping it super low-key. Woman: Right. Oh, is that Dylan? 504 01:27:51,300 --> 01:27:57,400 - Look, he's right there. - (laughs) Yeah, he's here. Hold on, dude, I'm on the phone. Give me one second, okay? 505 01:27:57,500 --> 01:28:05,200 - I'm sorry. - Woman: Hi, Dylan. - Hi, Amber! - Dude, I told you I'm on the phone, man. - One second, one second. - Dylan: Okay. 506 01:28:05,200 --> 01:28:09,100 Amber: Where are you guys staying? Show me your room! Uh, honestly, it's a mess right now, 507 01:28:09,100 --> 01:28:13,500 - you wouldn't want to see it. - You want to see our room? - Amber: Yeah, give me the tour! - What are you doing? 508 01:28:13,500 --> 01:28:19,600 - Baby, I'm going to call you back. - Let's give her a tour, man! Yo, what the fuck! Give me the phone! Dude! 509 01:28:19,600 --> 01:28:27,100 Give me my phone! Give me... Hang up! Hey, baby, how you doin'? Amber: Dylan, what are you doing? Hey, shhh, don't worry! 510 01:28:27,100 --> 01:28:29,300 Just want to show you our place. 511 01:28:29,300 --> 01:28:33,900 - Man: Baby, hang up! - Dylan: Oh, look at that. What's that? - Amber: What is that? - What's that? 512 01:28:33,900 --> 01:28:42,000 - Amber: Are those hard drugs? - Yeah. Introduce you to some of our new friends, like this sweet little peach. Mm... 513 01:28:42,000 --> 01:28:49,200 - Amber: Who is she? - Take a look at that. - Yeah, you like that? - Amber: Who is she? Ooh! (laughs) 514 01:28:49,200 --> 01:28:51,900 Look at those itty-bitty titties! 515 01:28:52,000 --> 01:28:55,600 Remember when your titties used to look like that? I do! 516 01:28:55,700 --> 01:29:03,400 - Amber: Fuck you, Dylan. - (laughs) - Let me show you what Curt got. - Curt: No, no, no! - Look away! Look away! - Dylan: Sh, sh, sh! 517 01:29:03,400 --> 01:29:07,200 Did you know your boyfriend likes smelly, old pussy? 518 01:29:07,200 --> 01:29:12,100 Did you know that? (sniffs) Oh! Wow! That's strong! 519 01:29:12,100 --> 01:29:14,600 Funny story, you know you get a discount here 520 01:29:14,600 --> 01:29:16,500 if you do both mother and daughter. 521 01:29:16,500 --> 01:29:19,500 - (Amber groans) - Yeah, it's sick! 522 01:29:19,500 --> 01:29:24,200 - Hold on. - Amber: Put Curt back on the phone! You're disgusting! 523 01:29:24,200 --> 01:29:25,900 Is that a screwdriver? 524 01:29:25,900 --> 01:29:29,800 Smelly mommy did a smelly trick with this last night. - (Amber groans) - Let me show you. 525 01:29:29,900 --> 01:29:34,600 - Curt: Don't listen to him! - (door opens) Baby, don't listen to him! Hang up the phone right now! 526 01:29:34,600 --> 01:29:40,000 - Dylan: No, man, come on! - Curt: Give me the phone! Dylan: Hang out with us! Come here! Here, here, here. 527 01:29:40,000 --> 01:29:43,400 Do a show for Amber, okay? (laughs) Yeah. 528 01:29:43,400 --> 01:29:47,100 - Curt: Amber! - Dylan: Suck him off. - Woman: Fuck again is extra. - Dylan: No problem. 529 01:29:47,100 --> 01:29:53,300 Stop it! Amber! This is not me, and you know that, okay? Amber: I don't know anything right now! I have no idea who you are! 530 01:29:53,300 --> 01:30:01,200 This is all Dylan, I swear, all right? I said stop it, you fucking whore! - (beeping) - (Dylan laughing) 531 01:30:01,200 --> 01:30:07,100 - Amber? Baby? - Dylan: Damn, dude! Honey? Are you still there? Amber! 532 01:30:07,100 --> 01:30:11,600 - Amber: You have lost it! - No, wait, just listen to me! - Amber: You are fucking psycho right now! - Listen to me! 533 01:30:11,600 --> 01:30:15,500 Amber: No, I'm hanging up! I'm done! - No, no! - Amber: I am hanging up right now! 534 01:30:15,500 --> 01:30:21,000 But it was Dylan, all right? I should have told you, okay? - But it was all Dylan. - Amber: You are so full of shit. 535 01:30:21,000 --> 01:30:24,300 Tell her it was all you! Fucking tell her! 536 01:30:24,400 --> 01:30:30,500 - (woman sobbing) - Dude, tell her you fucking brought the girls back! - I didn't do anything! - (groaning) 537 01:30:30,500 --> 01:30:34,000 Curt: Stop fucking around, man, this is serious shit! 538 01:30:34,000 --> 01:30:42,300 - (groaning) - Curt: Wait a second. Bro, turn around! Dude! Fuck! Screwdriver, dude! Turn around! Dude! 539 01:30:42,300 --> 01:30:44,500 Dude! Oh, fuck! 540 01:30:49,500 --> 01:30:53,300 Curt: Oh! Oh, my... fuck! 541 01:30:53,300 --> 01:30:57,700 This fucking door won't open! Stop! Stop! 542 01:30:57,700 --> 01:31:03,200 - (woman screaming) - Curt: No! Fuck! 543 01:31:03,300 --> 01:31:05,200 Fucking door won't open! 544 01:31:09,100 --> 01:31:12,400 Dylan! Oh, I'm going to fuck you up, bitch! 545 01:31:12,400 --> 01:31:16,500 I'm gonna fuckin' stab that screwdriver right in your fucking cunt, you fucking... 546 01:31:16,600 --> 01:31:17,900 (screaming) 547 01:31:20,400 --> 01:31:23,300 - (body splats) - (yelps) 548 01:31:23,400 --> 01:31:24,600 (sobbing) 549 01:31:26,300 --> 01:31:28,400 (woman speaks foreign language) 550 01:31:28,400 --> 01:31:33,500 - (beeping) - Amber: Tell me he's okay. (sobbing) 551 01:31:33,600 --> 01:31:35,400 Do you speak English?! 552 01:31:38,300 --> 01:31:39,300 No! 553 01:31:47,100 --> 01:31:50,600 Narrator: Champions of Zorb. Harmonia is under attack. 554 01:31:50,600 --> 01:31:53,500 Has the heroic Prince Casio finally met his match? 555 01:31:53,500 --> 01:31:57,900 - No! - Narrator: Who dares challenge the evil Mindlord Zorb? 556 01:31:57,900 --> 01:32:00,100 Don't worry, Fantasy Man will save you. 557 01:32:00,100 --> 01:32:04,100 Narrator: Terrify your opponents with the mighty Fantasy Man. 558 01:32:04,100 --> 01:32:10,300 - I wish we could help Prince Casio. - Yeah! Narrator: Now you can explore the world of Zorb. 559 01:32:16,300 --> 01:32:17,400 Where are we? 560 01:32:20,300 --> 01:32:22,100 Both: Prince Casio? 561 01:32:23,200 --> 01:32:27,200 We're dead! We're all fucking dead! (grunting) 562 01:32:27,200 --> 01:32:28,700 (men shouting) 563 01:32:30,100 --> 01:32:31,700 (lasers zapping) 564 01:32:32,500 --> 01:32:34,100 Man: Ah! 565 01:32:37,600 --> 01:32:39,000 (man screams) 566 01:32:44,100 --> 01:32:45,300 Help me! 567 01:32:47,100 --> 01:32:48,600 (screams) 568 01:32:48,700 --> 01:32:50,400 (both screaming) 569 01:32:52,100 --> 01:32:54,200 (garbled electronic voice speaks) 570 01:32:54,200 --> 01:32:55,800 (man screaming) 571 01:32:58,900 --> 01:33:00,500 (creature roaring) 572 01:33:03,500 --> 01:33:05,100 No! No! 573 01:33:14,100 --> 01:33:15,400 (moaning) 574 01:33:16,600 --> 01:33:17,900 (groaning) 575 01:33:19,300 --> 01:33:21,300 Man: No! No! 576 01:33:21,300 --> 01:33:22,300 No! 577 01:33:31,100 --> 01:33:32,500 (whimpering) 578 01:33:33,100 --> 01:33:34,300 What? 579 01:33:48,200 --> 01:33:51,000 (garbled electronic voice speaks) 580 01:34:05,600 --> 01:34:07,400 (groaning) 581 01:34:14,000 --> 01:34:17,200 Fantasy Man: Don't be scared, princess. 582 01:34:17,300 --> 01:34:18,600 It's me... 583 01:34:22,300 --> 01:34:23,800 ...Fantasy Man. 584 01:34:25,900 --> 01:34:27,500 (thunder rumbles) 585 01:34:30,000 --> 01:34:32,300 - (Fantasy Man whistles) - Huh? 586 01:34:34,600 --> 01:34:36,300 Ah! Yah! 587 01:34:38,700 --> 01:34:41,300 Sleep, Fungor, my old friend. 588 01:34:45,500 --> 01:34:48,200 Quickly, princess, into the sack. 589 01:34:48,300 --> 01:34:50,400 There's no time! 590 01:34:50,500 --> 01:34:53,000 Quickly, into the sack! 591 01:34:56,900 --> 01:34:59,300 (creature screeching) 592 01:34:59,300 --> 01:35:01,900 Boy: Where are we going? 593 01:35:01,900 --> 01:35:04,100 Almost there, princess. 594 01:35:06,200 --> 01:35:11,400 - We're almost there. - Boy: No, No, No! 595 01:35:11,500 --> 01:35:13,600 (boy continues shouting) No! 596 01:35:22,600 --> 01:35:25,200 ♪ ( vocal music plays on old record ) ♪ 597 01:35:43,200 --> 01:35:45,000 (xylophone clinking) 598 01:36:14,300 --> 01:36:18,100 - ♪ ( music continues ) ♪ - (clinking continues) 599 01:36:34,100 --> 01:36:35,500 (squeaking) 600 01:36:42,600 --> 01:36:44,100 (low rumbling) 601 01:36:47,000 --> 01:36:48,800 (clinking gets louder) 602 01:37:04,200 --> 01:37:05,900 (record scratching) 603 01:37:10,400 --> 01:37:12,300 (door unlocks) 604 01:37:19,000 --> 01:37:21,600 ♪ ( vocal music plays on old record ) ♪ 605 01:43:14,700 --> 01:43:16,000 (screaming) 606 01:43:27,700 --> 01:43:29,100 (match lights) 607 01:43:30,300 --> 01:43:31,800 (wind howling) 608 01:43:38,700 --> 01:43:44,000 Woman (sobbing): Don't leave me. Don't leave me, Ti, please! 609 01:43:47,000 --> 01:43:51,300 The midwife said chewing on portlock root will slow down the baby until I can get her from town. 610 01:43:51,300 --> 01:43:52,900 Just take small bites. 611 01:43:52,900 --> 01:43:59,600 Woman: Oh, Ti, please don't leave! - I don't want to be alone! - You'll be fine. There's years enough root in that jar, 612 01:43:59,600 --> 01:44:05,500 and she's not even a half a day out. Woman: Come back, Ti! I don't wanna be alone again! 613 01:44:05,500 --> 01:44:07,400 Please, Ti! 614 01:44:07,500 --> 01:44:09,000 (wind howling) 615 01:44:16,300 --> 01:44:17,500 Woman: Ti! 616 01:44:17,500 --> 01:44:19,000 (woman moaning) 617 01:44:21,000 --> 01:44:22,000 Ti! 618 01:44:31,100 --> 01:44:32,400 Ti! 619 01:44:34,900 --> 01:44:41,000 - (woman continues moaning) - (door opens) - Ti! - (wind howling) 620 01:44:45,300 --> 01:44:46,200 Ti? 621 01:44:47,000 --> 01:44:48,400 (bell jingles) 622 01:44:49,400 --> 01:44:51,600 Baby: Is it him, Mama? 623 01:44:51,700 --> 01:44:54,000 No, it's not, sweetie. 624 01:44:57,700 --> 01:44:59,600 (meowing, hissing) 625 01:45:03,700 --> 01:45:06,000 Baby: What did we catch, Mama? 626 01:45:06,100 --> 01:45:09,300 - (cat hissing) - A mean, old bunny rabbit. 627 01:45:09,300 --> 01:45:10,800 (cat meowing) 628 01:45:13,000 --> 01:45:16,000 Baby: Mom, why don't you go out and catch the rabbit 629 01:45:16,000 --> 01:45:21,700 instead of waiting for it to get trapped? I can't be running around looking for rabbit with you inside of me. 630 01:45:21,700 --> 01:45:25,600 Baby: You should let me come out then. Why do you want to come out? 631 01:45:25,600 --> 01:45:27,900 Don't you like spending time with your mom? 632 01:45:28,000 --> 01:45:30,200 Baby: No, it's not that. 633 01:45:30,200 --> 01:45:37,200 Well, it sounds to me like you wanna leave your mom - in this place all by herself. - Baby: That's not what I meant. 634 01:45:37,300 --> 01:45:40,200 Don't know what I'd do if you left me here all alone. 635 01:45:40,200 --> 01:45:45,100 Baby: I'm sorry, Mama, I'm just sick of eating the same things all the time, is all. 636 01:45:45,100 --> 01:45:48,100 Well, you can come out when your dad gets back. 637 01:45:48,200 --> 01:45:53,300 And if you're a boy, he can take you out when he goes hunting. Baby: I hope I'm a boy. 638 01:45:53,300 --> 01:45:59,000 Well, he'll be back any day now, we'll find out then. But for now, you're just a little baby. 639 01:46:01,400 --> 01:46:02,700 (screaming) 640 01:46:06,400 --> 01:46:08,200 Baby: You all right, Mama? 641 01:46:14,500 --> 01:46:16,300 Where is it? 642 01:46:16,400 --> 01:46:19,100 There was a piece left, I know there was some left. 643 01:46:19,200 --> 01:46:23,200 - Baby: Where's what? - Mama's medicine! 644 01:46:23,200 --> 01:46:24,600 (screaming) 645 01:46:26,600 --> 01:46:31,100 - (groaning) - Baby: Calm down, Mama. You gotta let me come out now. 646 01:46:31,200 --> 01:46:33,600 You promised, you said you won't leave! 647 01:46:33,700 --> 01:46:39,500 Baby: But I'm too big and it's hurting me. Don't you leave me! 648 01:46:39,500 --> 01:46:41,200 (moaning) (sobbing) 649 01:46:42,600 --> 01:46:46,300 Baby: I won't leave you, Mama. (groaning) 650 01:46:52,200 --> 01:46:53,600 (screaming) 651 01:46:59,200 --> 01:47:03,300 Baby: It's okay, Mama, I'm here, just calm down. 652 01:47:03,400 --> 01:47:05,300 (sobbing) You can't leave. 653 01:47:05,300 --> 01:47:08,200 Baby: Don't worry, Mama, I'm not leaving. 654 01:47:08,200 --> 01:47:11,100 I don't wanna be alone again. 655 01:47:11,100 --> 01:47:17,900 Baby: I won't leave you, Mama, I just need more room, okay? - (cracking) - (sighs) 656 01:47:23,000 --> 01:47:26,300 Baby: Don't worry, I can fix this, Mama. 657 01:47:26,400 --> 01:47:27,900 Just stay calm. 658 01:48:12,000 --> 01:48:17,200 Baby: See, Mama? Now there's room for both of us. 659 01:48:17,200 --> 01:48:18,400 (banging) 660 01:48:24,400 --> 01:48:25,700 (rattling) 661 01:49:06,700 --> 01:49:08,300 (insects chirping) 662 01:49:18,400 --> 01:49:19,900 (door creaking) 663 01:49:29,200 --> 01:49:34,000 - Ti, is that you? - Do I really look that different? 664 01:49:35,200 --> 01:49:38,900 - Where have you been? - Don't start. 665 01:49:42,000 --> 01:49:45,200 I waited as long as I could, but it didn't sit right. 666 01:49:48,000 --> 01:49:50,000 I had to cut it out myself. 667 01:50:06,500 --> 01:50:08,800 Then we'll just have to try again. 668 01:50:10,500 --> 01:50:12,700 I don't know if I can. 669 01:50:12,700 --> 01:50:14,400 Of course you can. 670 01:50:22,000 --> 01:50:23,700 (school bell rings) 671 01:50:41,300 --> 01:50:43,100 ♪ ( woman singing ) ♪ 672 01:55:04,600 --> 01:55:06,400 ♪ ( woman singing ) ♪ 673 02:01:55,000 --> 02:01:56,500 (distorted screaming) 674 02:01:58,600 --> 02:02:00,300 (distorted laughter) 675 02:02:05,300 --> 02:02:10,100 I mean, how the fuck am I meant to wank to that? 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