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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Everyone is intimidated by a shark. Become a Card Shark AMERICASCARDROOM.COM 2 00:00:39,207 --> 00:00:43,207 DELUSIONS OF GRANDEUR 3 00:03:21,618 --> 00:03:22,448 Hey! Hey! Hey! 4 00:03:23,578 --> 00:03:24,977 Monseigneur. 5 00:03:25,218 --> 00:03:27,812 Buenas tardes, amigos! 6 00:03:28,058 --> 00:03:30,333 The taxes are here... 7 00:03:30,333 --> 00:03:31,296 ...Minister. 8 00:03:43,578 --> 00:03:47,776 Excises, tithes, spice tax, how much is it... 9 00:03:48,018 --> 00:03:49,337 ...for this year? 10 00:03:49,578 --> 00:03:50,977 200,000 ducats. 11 00:03:51,218 --> 00:03:55,848 But last year it was a lot more! - But last year the harvest was better. 12 00:03:56,098 --> 00:03:58,851 This year the harvest was not that good, so you have to pay double. 13 00:04:03,898 --> 00:04:07,368 Taxes. They're all for the King! 14 00:04:07,618 --> 00:04:10,451 Don Salluste, our people are very poor and... 15 00:04:10,698 --> 00:04:11,653 That's normal. 16 00:04:11,898 --> 00:04:14,935 The poor are poor and the rich are rich. 17 00:04:20,738 --> 00:04:22,535 Come on, come on... 18 00:04:22,778 --> 00:04:24,131 Hurry up! 19 00:04:24,378 --> 00:04:27,017 I have 3 more villages left to visit. 20 00:04:27,258 --> 00:04:30,773 Collect all that. Quickly. 21 00:04:38,458 --> 00:04:40,289 Where's the cheering? 22 00:04:40,538 --> 00:04:42,176 The enthusiasm? 23 00:04:43,098 --> 00:04:45,293 Long live Don Salluste. 24 00:04:45,538 --> 00:04:47,847 Long live Don Salluste. 25 00:04:48,098 --> 00:04:49,975 Long live our benefactor. 26 00:04:50,218 --> 00:04:52,686 Long live our benefactor. 27 00:04:54,018 --> 00:04:57,328 Long live our great friend. - Long live our great friend. 28 00:04:57,578 --> 00:04:59,296 Ole. - Ole. 29 00:04:59,538 --> 00:05:01,096 Ole. - Ole. 30 00:05:01,338 --> 00:05:02,657 That wasn't very... Never mind, never mind. 31 00:05:15,418 --> 00:05:18,330 You wouldn't think so, but that coach isn't very reliable. 32 00:05:18,578 --> 00:05:19,647 What? 33 00:05:19,898 --> 00:05:23,208 I'm saying that coach isn't very reliable. 34 00:05:23,458 --> 00:05:25,767 It's a real sieve. He's going to lose a lot... 35 00:05:26,018 --> 00:05:27,212 Blaze - Yes. 36 00:05:27,458 --> 00:05:29,176 So, if I were you... 37 00:05:30,858 --> 00:05:34,407 Go, go. Follow them. Follow the coach. 38 00:05:45,738 --> 00:05:47,774 All that is for the King. 39 00:05:51,258 --> 00:05:52,930 That's for me. 40 00:06:00,178 --> 00:06:04,217 That's for me. 41 00:06:04,458 --> 00:06:06,847 That's for me. 42 00:06:07,098 --> 00:06:09,612 That's for me. 43 00:06:16,058 --> 00:06:18,094 Hey, careful! 44 00:06:21,298 --> 00:06:23,858 Hey. Whoa! Careful! 45 00:06:53,498 --> 00:06:56,171 The spices. Who gets the spice tax? 46 00:06:56,418 --> 00:06:58,409 Is it for Salluste? No! It's for the King! Yes! No! 47 00:06:58,658 --> 00:06:59,727 Leave me in peace. 48 00:07:02,698 --> 00:07:04,609 And the tithes? Who gets them? The King? No, it's for Salluste. 49 00:07:04,858 --> 00:07:06,416 Thief! Not a thief! 50 00:07:06,658 --> 00:07:08,888 It's for Salluste, there! 51 00:07:18,578 --> 00:07:19,533 Look out! 52 00:07:28,218 --> 00:07:30,129 Wait, Monseigneur. 53 00:07:30,378 --> 00:07:32,096 I'll help you. 54 00:07:32,658 --> 00:07:36,058 Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! My ruff! 55 00:07:36,058 --> 00:07:37,776 I'll help you, Monseigneur. 56 00:07:38,018 --> 00:07:39,212 No! 57 00:07:39,458 --> 00:07:42,416 That's my gold! And my gold is my money. 58 00:07:42,658 --> 00:07:45,491 And I don't need you. 59 00:07:45,738 --> 00:07:47,569 Are you sure? 60 00:07:58,258 --> 00:07:59,407 What's happening? 61 00:07:59,658 --> 00:08:01,694 The villagers, monseigneur! They're cheering you on. 62 00:08:01,938 --> 00:08:03,053 Cheering me on? 63 00:08:03,298 --> 00:08:03,935 Yes. 64 00:08:05,778 --> 00:08:08,372 I should have taken three times more from them. 65 00:08:22,898 --> 00:08:24,126 Ha! 66 00:08:24,378 --> 00:08:26,308 Ha! - Kill him! 67 00:08:45,418 --> 00:08:46,567 Blaze! 68 00:08:46,818 --> 00:08:48,695 Blaze! 69 00:08:48,938 --> 00:08:50,132 Blaze! 70 00:08:52,258 --> 00:08:53,532 Help! 71 00:08:54,258 --> 00:08:56,214 Aaahhh! Blaze! 72 00:08:56,738 --> 00:08:58,296 Help. 73 00:09:02,098 --> 00:09:03,497 Help. 74 00:09:03,738 --> 00:09:05,217 Help. 75 00:09:05,458 --> 00:09:06,652 Stop. 76 00:09:06,898 --> 00:09:07,967 Stop. 77 00:09:08,218 --> 00:09:09,412 Stop now. 78 00:09:14,338 --> 00:09:16,772 Wait for me. Help me. 79 00:09:17,218 --> 00:09:19,732 Why did you get out? 80 00:09:19,978 --> 00:09:22,651 My dear Blaze. Ah! Take this. 81 00:09:24,978 --> 00:09:26,969 My hand. Help me, my dear Blaze. 82 00:09:27,218 --> 00:09:30,255 Hold tight, my dear Blaze. 83 00:09:31,938 --> 00:09:36,136 Don't let go. My dear Blaze. Blaze is such a good man. 84 00:09:36,378 --> 00:09:38,255 Thank you, my dear Blaze. 85 00:09:38,498 --> 00:09:42,252 They're not cheering me on. They're not cheering me on. They're not. 86 00:09:42,498 --> 00:09:43,977 Here! And here! 87 00:09:44,218 --> 00:09:45,287 And here! 88 00:09:45,538 --> 00:09:48,496 They were not cheering. They were not cheering. Here! 89 00:09:54,098 --> 00:09:55,577 The villains. 90 00:09:55,818 --> 00:09:58,412 You saw them! They almost... - Yes. 91 00:09:58,818 --> 00:10:01,491 That's what the masses are like. 92 00:10:02,578 --> 00:10:03,897 No, not there! 93 00:10:05,458 --> 00:10:06,937 Not there! 94 00:10:07,818 --> 00:10:08,933 There! 95 00:10:09,218 --> 00:10:11,334 There's not enough foam. 96 00:10:11,578 --> 00:10:13,489 Not enough hair either. 97 00:10:31,658 --> 00:10:34,252 Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! 98 00:10:37,698 --> 00:10:39,097 Don't move. 99 00:10:40,138 --> 00:10:41,457 Ouch! 100 00:10:59,898 --> 00:11:02,492 Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! 101 00:11:02,738 --> 00:11:05,616 Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! 102 00:11:16,018 --> 00:11:17,337 There. 103 00:11:22,618 --> 00:11:24,768 And now, Blaze... 104 00:11:25,018 --> 00:11:26,337 ...flatter me. 105 00:11:26,578 --> 00:11:30,890 Monseigneur is the greatest of the Spanish Grandees. 106 00:11:31,138 --> 00:11:34,210 That's not flattering, that's true. So? 107 00:11:34,458 --> 00:11:35,254 Idiot. 108 00:11:35,418 --> 00:11:35,930 What? 109 00:11:36,098 --> 00:11:39,886 "Idiot" is what I said to the servant of the Duke of Albes. No! No, my master is not... 110 00:11:39,886 --> 00:11:42,572 "... the result of a marriage between relatives. " 111 00:11:42,818 --> 00:11:44,968 "Have another look at him", he said to me. 112 00:11:45,218 --> 00:11:47,493 So I told him not to judge on appearances. 113 00:11:47,738 --> 00:11:50,696 Just because his mother married the half-brother of his aunt... 114 00:11:50,696 --> 00:11:53,736 ...who was a first cousin of the sister of his father, who... who... 115 00:11:53,978 --> 00:11:57,368 Are you sure that's flattery? 116 00:11:57,898 --> 00:12:01,049 I was going to say something else, but I didn't dare. 117 00:12:01,298 --> 00:12:03,573 Oh, come on, speak. 118 00:12:03,818 --> 00:12:05,137 Yes! 119 00:12:06,258 --> 00:12:09,409 Monseigneur is... beautiful. 120 00:12:18,818 --> 00:12:22,254 Do you really mean that? 121 00:12:23,818 --> 00:12:26,048 Well, I'm flattering. 122 00:12:28,098 --> 00:12:30,248 Good night, your Majesty. 123 00:14:11,338 --> 00:14:12,896 Was ist das? 124 00:14:15,218 --> 00:14:16,212 The Queen. 125 00:14:18,218 --> 00:14:19,856 Ach! Sch�n... 126 00:14:20,378 --> 00:14:22,494 Vergissmeinnicht. 127 00:14:22,738 --> 00:14:23,773 Forget-me-nots. 128 00:14:35,598 --> 00:14:37,254 The Queen has an admirer. 129 00:14:37,498 --> 00:14:39,966 But that's worth a lot of money. 130 00:14:43,218 --> 00:14:44,810 But that's Blaze! 131 00:15:17,818 --> 00:15:19,456 There's the old lady. 132 00:15:19,698 --> 00:15:21,495 That's going to be interesting! 133 00:15:21,738 --> 00:15:26,095 A Queen of Spain does not accept flowers from anybody. 134 00:15:26,095 --> 00:15:26,896 Not even from the King! 135 00:16:19,738 --> 00:16:23,731 Aahh! Now the big gallows-bird starts singing. 136 00:16:23,978 --> 00:16:26,173 Hey, you up there! Blaze! 137 00:16:26,418 --> 00:16:28,774 Blaze, shut up. You'll wake up the entire palace. 138 00:16:52,658 --> 00:16:56,571 Niemals waren Liebesw�rter an mein Ohr. 139 00:16:56,818 --> 00:16:57,728 Warum? 140 00:16:57,978 --> 00:17:00,094 It's the Queen. She's from Bavaria. 141 00:17:00,068 --> 00:17:01,214 She's pretty but stupid. 142 00:17:11,394 --> 00:17:17,654 My young German heart in exile shivers at this serenade... 143 00:17:17,689 --> 00:17:18,811 Your Majesty. 144 00:17:21,378 --> 00:17:24,495 A Queen of Spain does not listen to music... 145 00:17:24,738 --> 00:17:26,206 ...when the King is out hunting. 146 00:17:29,098 --> 00:17:31,931 Who goes hunting loses his place. 147 00:17:32,178 --> 00:17:33,497 Hey. 148 00:17:36,858 --> 00:17:39,770 Because I love the Queen. 149 00:17:40,018 --> 00:17:41,337 Me, a servant, I dare. 150 00:17:49,818 --> 00:17:51,774 Now he's stamping around. 151 00:17:52,018 --> 00:17:54,452 Hey, wait, you'll see. 152 00:18:07,778 --> 00:18:10,770 Blaze, my servant, in love with the Queen. 153 00:18:11,018 --> 00:18:14,408 He's crazy. He will be drawn and quartered. 154 00:18:14,658 --> 00:18:16,569 You'll see.... Come here, you. 155 00:18:16,818 --> 00:18:18,137 Come here, you. 156 00:18:25,498 --> 00:18:27,011 He's singing, he's dancing around. 157 00:18:27,258 --> 00:18:29,647 He's stamping his feet. Hey! 158 00:18:33,738 --> 00:18:36,172 That's enough... playing the gallant... 159 00:18:36,172 --> 00:18:36,908 ...at 2 in the morning? 160 00:18:39,658 --> 00:18:40,568 Hey! 161 00:18:40,818 --> 00:18:42,092 Ho! 162 00:18:47,858 --> 00:18:49,894 Ah! Let go of that. 163 00:18:50,138 --> 00:18:51,890 Let go. 164 00:19:04,858 --> 00:19:06,894 It's gold. 165 00:19:07,698 --> 00:19:10,166 Golden sunrays of dawn. 166 00:19:10,418 --> 00:19:13,057 Wake up and smell the gold. 167 00:19:13,298 --> 00:19:16,335 Monseigneur. 168 00:19:16,578 --> 00:19:18,330 It's 8 o'clock. 169 00:19:18,578 --> 00:19:20,694 Gouchi, gouchi, gouchi. 170 00:19:29,618 --> 00:19:31,210 There's one missing. 171 00:19:31,458 --> 00:19:32,857 Are you sure? 172 00:19:33,018 --> 00:19:33,814 Very sure. 173 00:19:33,978 --> 00:19:34,535 Well, I'll be... 174 00:19:34,778 --> 00:19:35,369 Look under the bed. 175 00:19:38,018 --> 00:19:39,371 There it is. 176 00:19:40,538 --> 00:19:41,493 It's there. 177 00:19:48,138 --> 00:19:50,936 Look! Come on, look! 178 00:19:51,178 --> 00:19:53,772 What? - Look. You're too tall. 179 00:19:54,018 --> 00:19:56,486 You're my servant. You're too tall. Come on. 180 00:19:56,738 --> 00:19:59,411 This is what I want to see. This is what I want. This is good. 181 00:20:20,018 --> 00:20:22,373 Give me my breadsticks. 182 00:20:29,098 --> 00:20:30,929 Monseigneur seems to be in a good mood, this morning. 183 00:20:31,178 --> 00:20:34,215 In a good mood? No, I'm not. And you know very well why not. 184 00:20:34,458 --> 00:20:35,254 Why not? 185 00:20:35,498 --> 00:20:38,968 Why!? Because yesterday, bom bom bom and tagada tagada! 186 00:20:39,218 --> 00:20:42,096 Gling gling gling and tarata taratata! 187 00:20:42,338 --> 00:20:44,488 Monseisei... Monseisei... 188 00:20:44,738 --> 00:20:45,534 Monseigneur! 189 00:20:45,778 --> 00:20:47,097 It's the... the... 190 00:20:47,338 --> 00:20:48,054 The what? 191 00:20:48,298 --> 00:20:49,014 The Queen! 192 00:20:49,258 --> 00:20:51,772 The Queen here, at this hour? 193 00:20:52,018 --> 00:20:54,816 Quick, my jerkin, my fleece, hurry. 194 00:20:55,938 --> 00:20:57,815 Remove this. 195 00:21:00,058 --> 00:21:02,572 Dress me. Dress me quickly. 196 00:21:04,418 --> 00:21:07,774 Yes, that's it. That's it. The little Infante, I've got her. 197 00:21:08,018 --> 00:21:09,849 I won't let her go. 198 00:21:10,098 --> 00:21:12,692 I didn't know Monseigneur and the Infante... 199 00:21:12,938 --> 00:21:13,973 The ruff. 200 00:21:14,578 --> 00:21:18,287 The ruff? Here's the ruff. - Blaze, you don't know what the Queen's going to announce. 201 00:21:18,287 --> 00:21:20,449 I will be the son-in-law of the King. 202 00:21:20,698 --> 00:21:24,691 That's remarkable... ...since they don't have any children. 203 00:21:24,938 --> 00:21:27,691 His niece, it's the same thing. 204 00:21:27,708 --> 00:21:30,816 The King only needs to have a hunting accident. 205 00:21:31,058 --> 00:21:32,093 Paf! 206 00:21:32,338 --> 00:21:34,568 Big cousin L�opold: Paf! Paf! 207 00:21:34,608 --> 00:21:36,215 The little Count of Anjou: Bang! 208 00:21:36,858 --> 00:21:39,372 Everybody... Lots of hunting accidents. Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! 209 00:21:39,618 --> 00:21:42,337 And then.... I... King. - And also, we'll be spared... 210 00:21:42,578 --> 00:21:44,887 ...the War of the Spanish Succession. 211 00:21:45,138 --> 00:21:47,447 Her Majesty, the Queen. - Quick, tidy up. 212 00:21:51,058 --> 00:21:53,128 Make way for the Queen. 213 00:21:53,378 --> 00:21:54,857 Ruhe! 214 00:22:14,378 --> 00:22:16,414 Ruhe, die Hunde! Ruhe! 215 00:22:22,018 --> 00:22:23,288 Sie haben meine Ehrendame... 216 00:22:24,288 --> 00:22:24,896 ...entehrt. 217 00:22:26,138 --> 00:22:27,969 I... uhm... what? Was? 218 00:22:28,218 --> 00:22:31,176 Und die Unschuld eines jungen Deutschen... 219 00:22:31,176 --> 00:22:32,136 ...M�dchens missbraucht! 220 00:22:32,708 --> 00:22:35,938 Ah! Danke sch�n! 221 00:22:36,178 --> 00:22:38,817 The little Infante! Sch�n! 222 00:22:39,058 --> 00:22:41,288 Ich bin happy meine tante... 223 00:22:41,388 --> 00:22:44,132 Meine auntie! Ah! 224 00:22:48,898 --> 00:22:50,490 Raus, die Zwerge! 225 00:22:50,738 --> 00:22:52,296 Los, raus, schnell! 226 00:22:52,538 --> 00:22:54,290 Raus... Schnell... 227 00:22:54,538 --> 00:22:56,369 Such a pretty language. 228 00:22:57,378 --> 00:23:01,576 Sie sind abgesetzt, verbannt und ausgewiesen. 229 00:23:01,818 --> 00:23:05,254 Ihr Verm�gen ist beschlagnahmt zu Gunsten der Krone. 230 00:23:05,498 --> 00:23:07,170 What is she saying? 231 00:23:07,418 --> 00:23:10,569 Don Salluste, you have been dismissed, disgraced... 232 00:23:10,608 --> 00:23:11,214 ...exiled. 233 00:23:11,858 --> 00:23:13,735 You lose your title of Knight... 234 00:23:13,735 --> 00:23:15,231 ... of the Golden Fleece... 235 00:23:15,231 --> 00:23:17,967 ...and your functions as Minister of Police and of Finance. 236 00:23:17,967 --> 00:23:22,416 And all your belongings will be confiscated and given to the crown. 237 00:23:22,658 --> 00:23:24,614 But what did I do? 238 00:23:24,858 --> 00:23:27,531 Ein Kind, Don Salluste! A child. 239 00:23:30,458 --> 00:23:32,335 Your Majesty. 240 00:23:35,498 --> 00:23:38,137 What's that? Who's that? 241 00:23:38,378 --> 00:23:40,414 You refuse to recognise... 242 00:23:40,414 --> 00:23:41,613 ...this child of my maid of honour? 243 00:23:41,858 --> 00:23:43,689 I can't recognise it. I don't know it. 244 00:23:43,938 --> 00:23:44,927 Ja! Ja! Ja! 245 00:23:45,178 --> 00:23:47,248 What ja ja ja? Nein! 246 00:23:47,498 --> 00:23:50,570 Zeduzed and abandoned... is what he did. Verf�rt und verlassen. 247 00:23:50,818 --> 00:23:51,773 Liar! 248 00:23:52,018 --> 00:23:55,055 She's a liar. She's lying in German. 249 00:23:55,298 --> 00:23:58,893 This child is a false witness. Warum nicht! Ich habe nicht! 250 00:23:59,138 --> 00:24:01,254 She and I, nada! Nada! Never! Nothing! 251 00:24:01,498 --> 00:24:04,854 Your Majesty, das ist eine collossal konspirazion! 252 00:24:05,098 --> 00:24:08,647 Don Salluste, you will leave Madrid tomorrow. 253 00:24:08,898 --> 00:24:12,288 After having returned your Golden Fleece to the King. 254 00:24:14,538 --> 00:24:17,336 Madame! Madame! 255 00:24:17,578 --> 00:24:20,650 Your Majesty, are you going to base your opinion on a new-born? 256 00:24:20,898 --> 00:24:24,049 Ok then, I agree, I recognise this child. I recognise my mistakes... 257 00:24:24,298 --> 00:24:26,812 ...my children, other people's children. 258 00:24:27,058 --> 00:24:28,013 Your children, if you like. 259 00:24:28,258 --> 00:24:30,089 Old villain! Miscreant! 260 00:24:30,089 --> 00:24:32,135 Look at him. He's as green as his gloves. 261 00:24:32,278 --> 00:24:34,414 His disgrace is good for us. 262 00:24:34,658 --> 00:24:37,968 Tomorrow, he'll return his Golden Fleece to the King. 263 00:24:38,218 --> 00:24:40,049 That's an unexpected slice of fortune. 264 00:24:40,298 --> 00:24:41,413 We have to act quickly. 265 00:24:43,018 --> 00:24:45,009 Oh, amigos! 266 00:24:45,778 --> 00:24:47,450 Amigos! 267 00:25:01,898 --> 00:25:02,933 Hey! 268 00:25:10,978 --> 00:25:13,014 Not that. That's mine. That's mine. 269 00:25:17,418 --> 00:25:19,932 No! That's mine too. 270 00:25:22,098 --> 00:25:23,816 No, you can't have my table. 271 00:25:24,058 --> 00:25:25,377 Hey you! 272 00:25:25,618 --> 00:25:27,574 Give us a hand. - Sure. 273 00:25:28,538 --> 00:25:29,573 There we go. 274 00:25:32,658 --> 00:25:34,410 My cutlery. 275 00:25:50,418 --> 00:25:52,249 The Queen said to take everything. 276 00:25:53,218 --> 00:25:54,207 Everything! 277 00:25:54,458 --> 00:25:55,208 But I didn't take anything. 278 00:25:55,458 --> 00:25:56,777 Yes, you did. 279 00:26:05,378 --> 00:26:07,448 Who put that in my pants? 280 00:26:07,698 --> 00:26:11,213 What will become of me? I'm a minister. I can't do anything. 281 00:26:11,458 --> 00:26:14,177 We just have to find a place for the two of us, Monseigneur. 282 00:26:14,418 --> 00:26:15,771 Oh you, get lost! 283 00:26:16,018 --> 00:26:18,407 Disappear! I never want to see you again. 284 00:26:18,658 --> 00:26:22,014 And my wages? Who'll pay my wages? - Your wages? Here, take this. 285 00:26:24,178 --> 00:26:25,611 I dispel you. 286 00:26:25,858 --> 00:26:28,577 You don't exist anymore to me. 287 00:26:28,818 --> 00:26:29,853 Excuse me... 288 00:26:30,098 --> 00:26:31,656 Excuse me! 289 00:26:31,898 --> 00:26:34,810 That's my broom. - Bandit! Thief! Scoundrel! 290 00:26:40,298 --> 00:26:42,050 And you, little Queen. 291 00:26:42,298 --> 00:26:43,731 Bitch! 292 00:26:43,978 --> 00:26:45,809 I'll get my revenge. Here. 293 00:26:53,498 --> 00:26:55,170 One-eyed man! 294 00:26:57,338 --> 00:26:58,373 Monseigneur? 295 00:27:00,138 --> 00:27:01,969 Do you know C�sar? - The bandit? 296 00:27:02,218 --> 00:27:04,971 C�sar the bandit. - Yes. - You must find him. 297 00:27:05,218 --> 00:27:08,255 Nobody has seen him for 10 years And with one eye... 298 00:27:08,498 --> 00:27:11,171 You can see very well with one eye. 299 00:27:12,578 --> 00:27:15,297 Yes, you're right. You don't see very well. But once you find the first half... 300 00:27:15,538 --> 00:27:17,256 ...the other half can't be far. 301 00:27:31,658 --> 00:27:34,252 C�sar, my nephew! 302 00:27:34,498 --> 00:27:36,773 Crook! Lout! 303 00:27:37,018 --> 00:27:38,246 I'm here! 304 00:27:38,498 --> 00:27:39,647 Scoundrel. 305 00:27:39,898 --> 00:27:42,696 It's me. Where are you? 306 00:27:42,938 --> 00:27:44,007 Up here. 307 00:27:44,258 --> 00:27:46,135 Up where? 308 00:27:46,378 --> 00:27:47,572 Over here. 309 00:27:47,818 --> 00:27:48,773 Ah! There he is. 310 00:27:49,018 --> 00:27:50,576 I'm coming. 311 00:28:07,178 --> 00:28:08,452 Hello, old creep. 312 00:28:08,698 --> 00:28:11,258 Did you come out of your hole? 313 00:28:11,258 --> 00:28:12,329 Do you need me? 314 00:28:14,578 --> 00:28:17,411 I have a proposition for you. 315 00:28:17,738 --> 00:28:18,488 Does it pay well? 316 00:28:20,258 --> 00:28:22,692 A fortune: mine! 317 00:28:22,938 --> 00:28:23,308 Do you think... 318 00:28:23,308 --> 00:28:24,308 ...I'm as stupid as your ass? 319 00:28:26,178 --> 00:28:28,134 No, not that way. 320 00:28:31,138 --> 00:28:33,288 Not this way. Keep going. 321 00:28:37,418 --> 00:28:38,487 Listen to me. 322 00:28:38,738 --> 00:28:42,128 C�sar, the bandit, the villain, disappears. 323 00:28:42,378 --> 00:28:46,536 He's forgotten. Paf! He's forgotten. Gone. 324 00:28:47,418 --> 00:28:49,488 And you become Don C�sar. 325 00:28:49,738 --> 00:28:53,617 And I'll tell the whole court that you've come back from America. 326 00:28:53,858 --> 00:28:54,893 And... 327 00:28:55,138 --> 00:28:57,936 ...you seduce the Queen. 328 00:28:58,178 --> 00:29:01,056 Is it true what they say? Did you fall into disgrace with her? 329 00:29:01,298 --> 00:29:03,016 You seduce the Queen. 330 00:29:03,258 --> 00:29:06,295 I send an anonymous letter to the King. 331 00:29:06,538 --> 00:29:09,177 He catches you both repudiates her... 332 00:29:09,418 --> 00:29:11,454 ...and puts me back into power. 333 00:29:15,738 --> 00:29:17,251 And do you think you can find an idiot in Spain... 334 00:29:17,498 --> 00:29:18,851 ...who would be part... 335 00:29:19,098 --> 00:29:20,247 ...of this conspiracy? 336 00:29:20,498 --> 00:29:24,377 An idiot! But I had one! And I was stupid enough to fire him. 337 00:29:24,618 --> 00:29:25,937 Because you won't do it, will you? 338 00:29:50,858 --> 00:29:52,849 Follow me. 339 00:31:02,098 --> 00:31:05,295 Very good. Very good. 340 00:31:06,698 --> 00:31:08,450 There he is, Monseigneur. What shall we do with him? 341 00:31:08,698 --> 00:31:11,417 To Africa! To the Berbers! 342 00:31:17,258 --> 00:31:18,218 Traitor, you're an even... 343 00:31:18,218 --> 00:31:19,095 ...bigger coward than I thought. 344 00:31:19,338 --> 00:31:21,932 Sell him. I never want to hear about him again. 345 00:31:22,178 --> 00:31:23,611 Go! 346 00:31:30,858 --> 00:31:33,292 Death to Salluste! 347 00:31:33,538 --> 00:31:35,449 Kill Salluste! 348 00:31:46,738 --> 00:31:49,047 Long live the King! - Kill... 349 00:31:49,298 --> 00:31:50,128 ...Salluste! 350 00:31:50,378 --> 00:31:51,572 Death to Salluste! 351 00:32:16,898 --> 00:32:18,775 There, there. 352 00:32:57,738 --> 00:32:58,693 Hey. 353 00:32:59,338 --> 00:33:02,569 What's that? Well? 354 00:33:05,018 --> 00:33:05,848 A lady like you... 355 00:33:06,058 --> 00:33:09,687 ...walking the streets of Madrid at this hour? That's not prudent. 356 00:33:09,938 --> 00:33:11,530 Would it be more prudent like this, idiot? 357 00:33:12,978 --> 00:33:14,013 Monseigneur! - Quiet! 358 00:33:34,298 --> 00:33:36,777 You know why I'm here? - What? 359 00:33:36,777 --> 00:33:38,576 Do you know why I'm here? 360 00:33:38,608 --> 00:33:39,034 No. 361 00:33:39,778 --> 00:33:42,372 Ever since you left me... 362 00:33:42,372 --> 00:33:43,708 ...I've been so sad. 363 00:33:47,778 --> 00:33:51,373 The lady doesn't realise what she's saying, Monseigneur. 364 00:33:51,618 --> 00:33:54,212 Yes, I do. I thought about you so much... 365 00:33:54,212 --> 00:33:55,767 ...since this morning. 366 00:33:57,018 --> 00:33:58,656 Give me your hand. - No! - Give it. 367 00:33:58,898 --> 00:33:59,853 Give me your hand. 368 00:34:05,578 --> 00:34:06,897 What a future. 369 00:34:08,058 --> 00:34:10,094 You're ugly, she's beautiful. 370 00:34:10,338 --> 00:34:12,852 You're broke, she's very rich. 371 00:34:13,098 --> 00:34:14,531 You're an idiot, so is she. 372 00:34:14,778 --> 00:34:15,733 You're a servant,... 373 00:34:15,978 --> 00:34:17,616 ...she's the Queen. 374 00:34:17,858 --> 00:34:19,086 It's written there. 375 00:34:21,778 --> 00:34:24,611 She doesn't even know I exist. 376 00:34:24,858 --> 00:34:27,656 What if I used a magic wand,... 377 00:34:27,656 --> 00:34:30,651 ...to make the differences disappear for a night? 378 00:34:30,898 --> 00:34:32,377 What if I turned you... 379 00:34:32,618 --> 00:34:35,178 ...into Prince Charming? 380 00:34:35,338 --> 00:34:35,929 Give me back your hand. 381 00:34:36,018 --> 00:34:36,575 No. 382 00:34:37,058 --> 00:34:37,774 Yes. - No! 383 00:34:41,338 --> 00:34:43,169 You have a chance. 384 00:34:44,938 --> 00:34:46,530 And I am your chance. 385 00:34:48,058 --> 00:34:50,014 This way, Monseigneur. 386 00:34:50,258 --> 00:34:52,294 On your knees for the King. 387 00:34:52,538 --> 00:34:55,769 He likes people flat on the ground for him. When he arrives, crawl. - And the Queen? 388 00:34:56,018 --> 00:34:57,451 Even flat on the ground, she'll recognise me. 389 00:34:57,698 --> 00:35:01,008 Do you know how many servants like you there are... 390 00:35:01,008 --> 00:35:01,974 ...in this palace? - No. 391 00:35:02,218 --> 00:35:03,776 800! So... 392 00:35:07,178 --> 00:35:08,452 Let's start again. 393 00:35:08,698 --> 00:35:12,373 So, I don't say "at the barber's" but "at the barber". 394 00:35:12,618 --> 00:35:15,007 No, the other way around. You don't say "at the barber", but "at the barber's". 395 00:35:15,007 --> 00:35:17,647 And you don't say "hello there"... 396 00:35:17,898 --> 00:35:21,527 But "it's very happy here to meet you". 397 00:35:21,778 --> 00:35:23,336 That's very good. 398 00:35:23,578 --> 00:35:25,170 That's very good. 399 00:35:33,738 --> 00:35:35,968 But your place is terrible. 400 00:35:36,218 --> 00:35:39,130 How can you live in such a decrepit house? 401 00:35:39,378 --> 00:35:42,973 This is where Monseigneur houses his personnel. 402 00:35:43,218 --> 00:35:44,492 Ahh! It's nice. 403 00:35:44,738 --> 00:35:45,807 It's very nice. 404 00:35:46,058 --> 00:35:47,173 Are you content with it? 405 00:35:48,458 --> 00:35:49,607 Well? - Yes. 406 00:35:49,858 --> 00:35:51,291 Get undressed. 407 00:36:00,338 --> 00:36:01,771 What's your name? 408 00:36:02,018 --> 00:36:04,134 Don C�sar, Count of Gafaro. 409 00:36:04,378 --> 00:36:06,938 No, Garofa, Count of Garofa! 410 00:36:07,178 --> 00:36:09,692 Who returned from America. GAROFA! 411 00:36:15,418 --> 00:36:18,091 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, hop! 412 00:36:18,338 --> 00:36:19,771 Hop! No! 413 00:36:20,018 --> 00:36:23,169 You have no class at all. 414 00:36:28,018 --> 00:36:30,691 And lie... Can you lie? 415 00:36:30,938 --> 00:36:34,010 It's very useful at the court. 416 00:36:36,698 --> 00:36:39,087 Tell me a big lie. 417 00:36:39,338 --> 00:36:42,132 To see if I believe you or not. 418 00:36:42,178 --> 00:36:44,487 A really big one. Go on. 419 00:36:45,058 --> 00:36:48,812 Yesterday morning, I found 300,000 ducats in the... 420 00:36:49,058 --> 00:36:52,175 ...coat tails of Monseigneur. - What? 421 00:36:52,418 --> 00:36:54,648 Where are they? - Under my mattress. 422 00:37:06,418 --> 00:37:09,216 Thief! Thief! You robbed me. 423 00:37:09,458 --> 00:37:11,847 No, Monseigneur, I lied to you. 424 00:37:23,298 --> 00:37:24,253 Long live the King! 425 00:37:45,738 --> 00:37:46,773 The King. 426 00:37:52,018 --> 00:37:53,053 On the ground. 427 00:38:01,738 --> 00:38:05,526 Put your hat on. You're a Spanish Grandee. Grandees cover themselves for the King. 428 00:38:05,778 --> 00:38:07,689 Ok, let's go. 429 00:38:08,578 --> 00:38:09,533 Excuse me. 430 00:38:11,058 --> 00:38:13,652 Don't excuse yourself. The poor excuse themselves. 431 00:38:13,898 --> 00:38:15,650 When you're rich, you're obnoxious. 432 00:38:15,898 --> 00:38:17,854 Ok, let's go. 433 00:38:24,618 --> 00:38:27,451 Una merveillosa! 434 00:38:27,698 --> 00:38:29,609 This is what they call in Florence... 435 00:38:29,858 --> 00:38:31,849 ...una maquina infernale. 436 00:38:32,098 --> 00:38:34,453 You're making fun of us, Giuseppe. This ridiculous firecracker... 437 00:38:34,453 --> 00:38:37,610 ...wouldn't hurt a fly. 438 00:38:37,858 --> 00:38:40,213 But later I multiply the explosion by a thousand... 439 00:38:40,458 --> 00:38:42,847 ...and the King of Spain, poof! 440 00:38:45,498 --> 00:38:47,375 Gentlemen. 441 00:38:47,618 --> 00:38:50,371 In a moment, the King will be dead. 442 00:38:52,458 --> 00:38:54,289 One for all,... 443 00:38:54,538 --> 00:38:56,768 ...all for themselves. 444 00:39:03,018 --> 00:39:04,292 But... What... What's gotten into you? 445 00:39:04,538 --> 00:39:08,133 I feel uncomfortable. Can't we come back tomorrow? 446 00:39:08,378 --> 00:39:10,687 I'm returning my Fleece today. Not tomorrow. 447 00:39:10,938 --> 00:39:12,451 And the Queen? Do you want to get to know her? 448 00:39:12,698 --> 00:39:13,926 Yes, but... 449 00:39:14,178 --> 00:39:15,133 Well then. 450 00:39:16,978 --> 00:39:18,491 No! 451 00:39:19,378 --> 00:39:21,767 I said no. 452 00:39:22,658 --> 00:39:26,094 What if they ask what I saw in America? - Americans. 453 00:39:27,218 --> 00:39:28,697 And with this... 454 00:39:29,938 --> 00:39:31,974 You know who... 455 00:39:32,218 --> 00:39:34,254 ...will know who you are. 456 00:39:36,298 --> 00:39:37,651 There. 457 00:39:42,258 --> 00:39:43,407 The Infante. 458 00:39:47,618 --> 00:39:50,690 Is that your fianc�, Monseigneur? My compliments. 459 00:40:07,178 --> 00:40:08,577 Little witch. 460 00:40:08,818 --> 00:40:11,412 And not very well raised either. 461 00:40:14,058 --> 00:40:18,449 In order to be introduced to the Queen, I have to find somebody more popular. 462 00:40:18,698 --> 00:40:19,892 A man who returns his Fleece... - Ungrateful! 463 00:40:20,138 --> 00:40:23,050 I spent all night transforming a worm into a nobleman. 464 00:40:29,218 --> 00:40:30,810 Ill-bred! Did you see that? 465 00:40:31,058 --> 00:40:33,492 But where is he? Where did he go? 466 00:40:35,858 --> 00:40:37,311 Where are you going? Where are you going? 467 00:40:37,458 --> 00:40:39,494 Last night, I wasn't thinking. 468 00:40:39,658 --> 00:40:40,374 I don't care. Stay here. 469 00:40:40,538 --> 00:40:43,291 And I'm wondering why you do all this for me. 470 00:40:43,538 --> 00:40:44,891 No. I'd better go. 471 00:40:45,138 --> 00:40:46,571 I order you to stay. 472 00:40:46,818 --> 00:40:48,331 No, Monseigneur. That's enough. 473 00:40:48,578 --> 00:40:51,456 Bow, scrape, stand, sit, lie, salute like this, talk like that... 474 00:40:51,698 --> 00:40:53,450 ...I've had enough. - Shut up! 475 00:40:53,698 --> 00:40:55,256 So, hello there, Marquis. 476 00:40:55,658 --> 00:40:58,172 Oh you! You're... 477 00:40:58,418 --> 00:41:02,457 Yes, Monseigneur! I'm ill-bred too. 478 00:41:04,098 --> 00:41:05,247 Snap! 479 00:41:09,418 --> 00:41:12,057 The King! The Queen! 480 00:41:29,778 --> 00:41:30,893 The exit... 481 00:41:31,138 --> 00:41:33,493 ...is it there or there? 482 00:41:36,818 --> 00:41:38,809 Honourable Grandees! 483 00:42:07,858 --> 00:42:09,177 Ouch! 484 00:42:10,818 --> 00:42:12,376 Ouch! 485 00:42:13,258 --> 00:42:14,691 Gentlemen,... 486 00:42:14,708 --> 00:42:15,815 ...cover yourselves. 487 00:42:33,658 --> 00:42:37,412 And my money. Did you forget? - You will be paid afterwards. 488 00:42:37,658 --> 00:42:39,410 No! No money, no bomb. - Shut up! 489 00:42:39,658 --> 00:42:41,057 Listen, Giuseppe,... 490 00:42:41,298 --> 00:42:43,254 ...this is a promissory note. 491 00:42:43,308 --> 00:42:44,613 No! 492 00:42:44,858 --> 00:42:48,055 The other half after the explosion. 493 00:42:49,258 --> 00:42:50,850 Start the mechanism. 494 00:42:53,738 --> 00:42:57,287 Careful, it will explode in exactly 4 minutes and 30 seconds. 495 00:42:57,538 --> 00:43:00,928 At the moment of the explosion, be at least 20 metres away from the throne. 496 00:43:01,178 --> 00:43:02,930 My God, the Queen! 497 00:43:03,578 --> 00:43:05,250 Quick, quick, Monseigneur. 498 00:43:13,858 --> 00:43:16,452 The throne? Where's the throne? - Over there. 499 00:43:16,698 --> 00:43:18,051 Don Salluste,... 500 00:43:18,298 --> 00:43:20,016 ...Marquis of Montal�gr�. 501 00:43:22,538 --> 00:43:24,449 Baron Del Pisco. 502 00:43:25,218 --> 00:43:27,778 At the order of his Majesty... 503 00:43:28,018 --> 00:43:30,373 ...our beloved King... 504 00:43:34,298 --> 00:43:37,290 You will retire in the monastery of Saint Ignacio... 505 00:43:37,538 --> 00:43:41,975 ...where you'll take a vow of chastity... 506 00:43:42,218 --> 00:43:43,537 ...and of poverty. 507 00:43:43,778 --> 00:43:46,417 Oh no! Not poverty! Sire? 508 00:43:56,378 --> 00:43:58,892 Sire, Don Salluste awaits... 509 00:43:59,138 --> 00:44:02,175 ...the wise decision of your Majesty. 510 00:44:04,578 --> 00:44:05,294 Don Salluste! 511 00:44:05,538 --> 00:44:09,213 You're no longer worthy to be in our company. 512 00:44:09,458 --> 00:44:12,609 As the Queen informed you... 513 00:44:12,858 --> 00:44:16,208 ...we're stripping you of your title of Knight... 514 00:44:16,208 --> 00:44:17,708 ...of the Golden Fleece. 515 00:44:30,618 --> 00:44:32,097 It's heavy. 516 00:45:11,498 --> 00:45:12,328 Enough, Salluste. 517 00:45:15,618 --> 00:45:16,767 Look out! 518 00:45:16,938 --> 00:45:17,768 What? 519 00:45:18,898 --> 00:45:20,251 Careful! It's going to explode! 520 00:45:24,218 --> 00:45:25,128 Careful, Sire! 521 00:45:25,378 --> 00:45:28,176 The cushion! The cushion! 522 00:45:46,458 --> 00:45:47,937 No! 523 00:46:07,578 --> 00:46:08,567 It's Salluste! 524 00:46:11,018 --> 00:46:13,657 It's Salluste! He wanted to kill the King. 525 00:46:13,898 --> 00:46:15,126 Arrest him! 526 00:46:15,378 --> 00:46:16,333 There he is. 527 00:46:16,578 --> 00:46:17,897 It's not true. I was here. 528 00:46:18,138 --> 00:46:20,811 I didn't move from here. - Liar. 529 00:46:21,058 --> 00:46:22,013 Salluste! 530 00:46:22,858 --> 00:46:24,974 Salluste! 531 00:46:25,218 --> 00:46:28,927 No, Sire. For once, it wasn't me. I was here, praying. 532 00:46:30,218 --> 00:46:33,051 Excuse me, your Majesty. It's not him, it's him. Look. 533 00:46:33,298 --> 00:46:35,050 Give back that piece of paper. 534 00:46:40,738 --> 00:46:42,808 Look, Sire, this is the proof. 535 00:46:48,858 --> 00:46:50,007 Quickly! 536 00:46:52,378 --> 00:46:54,414 Who are you, sir... 537 00:46:55,378 --> 00:46:57,494 ...who just saved our life? 538 00:46:57,738 --> 00:47:00,377 Well, your Majesty, I'm... 539 00:47:02,018 --> 00:47:03,610 I, I, I, I... 540 00:47:03,858 --> 00:47:05,052 I'm... 541 00:47:06,018 --> 00:47:10,136 A nephew of mine, Sire: Don C�sar... 542 00:47:10,378 --> 00:47:13,051 Count of Gafaro. - Garofa! 543 00:47:13,298 --> 00:47:15,289 Count of Garofa. 544 00:47:15,538 --> 00:47:18,416 Who returned from America... 545 00:47:18,658 --> 00:47:20,410 Where I saw many Americans. 546 00:47:20,658 --> 00:47:22,330 Don Salluste. 547 00:47:22,578 --> 00:47:23,772 Yes, Sire? 548 00:47:24,018 --> 00:47:26,816 You have 5 minutes to disappear to the Puerta del Sol forever. 549 00:47:30,778 --> 00:47:32,177 He really hates me. 550 00:47:32,418 --> 00:47:34,136 What did you say? - He hates me. 551 00:47:34,238 --> 00:47:35,054 C�sar! 552 00:47:35,098 --> 00:47:36,213 That's you. 553 00:47:36,458 --> 00:47:37,708 C�sar, come here. 554 00:47:40,818 --> 00:47:43,855 C�sar, Von Garofa! 555 00:47:52,978 --> 00:47:54,616 On your knees. 556 00:48:08,498 --> 00:48:09,708 I hope you'll be more... 557 00:48:09,708 --> 00:48:10,708 ...worthy of it then your uncle. 558 00:48:12,058 --> 00:48:14,127 Yes, Sire. 559 00:48:14,378 --> 00:48:19,406 Congratulations. 560 00:48:25,938 --> 00:48:28,896 To the Puerta del Sol! 561 00:48:34,898 --> 00:48:37,696 You're little bomb, just now? It wasn't set very well. 562 00:48:37,938 --> 00:48:40,611 It exploded way too early. 563 00:48:40,858 --> 00:48:44,646 But my big bomb, my big bomb over there... 564 00:48:44,898 --> 00:48:46,570 ...will explode a lot later. 565 00:48:46,570 --> 00:48:49,696 And when it will, it will make a huge scandal. 566 00:48:49,858 --> 00:48:50,688 I don't understand. 567 00:48:50,858 --> 00:48:53,326 Never mind. To the Berbers! 568 00:48:55,418 --> 00:48:56,567 Paf! 569 00:49:06,258 --> 00:49:08,055 Salluste, asshole! 570 00:49:08,298 --> 00:49:11,210 I'll get you. - Enough, C�sar. 571 00:49:11,458 --> 00:49:13,369 You told us this story 50 times. 572 00:50:24,498 --> 00:50:26,454 Where are you from? 573 00:50:26,738 --> 00:50:28,057 From Madrid. 574 00:50:29,298 --> 00:50:31,368 The King sold me for 500 dinars. 575 00:50:31,618 --> 00:50:33,336 The treasury is empty again. 576 00:50:33,578 --> 00:50:35,170 Salluste, asshole! 577 00:50:35,418 --> 00:50:36,533 There are big changes going on there. 578 00:50:37,058 --> 00:50:39,174 Salluste is no longer in power. 579 00:50:39,418 --> 00:50:41,409 It's C�sar now, his nephew. 580 00:50:41,658 --> 00:50:43,535 C�sar! Damn! 581 00:50:43,778 --> 00:50:45,689 But I'm C�sar. 582 00:53:52,338 --> 00:53:53,817 C�sar. - Sire? 583 00:53:54,058 --> 00:53:55,616 How much is it going to be? 584 00:53:55,858 --> 00:53:59,248 About 3 to 4 million ducats, Sire. 585 00:53:59,498 --> 00:54:03,127 The "volontary" contribution of His Excellence, the Marquis Del Basto. 586 00:54:03,378 --> 00:54:05,528 But, Sire, I don't understand. The Del Bastos... 587 00:54:05,528 --> 00:54:07,575 ...haven't paid taxes for 300 years. 588 00:54:07,818 --> 00:54:09,570 Well, there's always a start for everything. 589 00:54:10,698 --> 00:54:12,734 And by which right? - By divine right. 590 00:54:12,978 --> 00:54:14,457 What are you going to do about it, my dear Del Basto? 591 00:54:22,698 --> 00:54:24,131 Your Majesty. 592 00:54:26,538 --> 00:54:28,017 And the next gentleman. 593 00:54:28,258 --> 00:54:29,896 The rogue! 594 00:54:30,138 --> 00:54:31,491 The rogue took 5 million from me. 595 00:54:31,738 --> 00:54:33,251 I won't pay. 596 00:54:33,498 --> 00:54:36,490 I will pay, gentlemen. But I'll have the last laugh. 597 00:54:43,978 --> 00:54:44,933 C�sar? 598 00:54:45,178 --> 00:54:46,054 Yes, Sire? 599 00:54:46,298 --> 00:54:48,289 Why are your boots always more shiny then mine? 600 00:54:48,289 --> 00:54:50,893 Because I polish them myself, Sire. 601 00:54:51,138 --> 00:54:51,934 Yourself? 602 00:54:52,178 --> 00:54:56,137 Wait, I'll show you. It's very simple. 603 00:54:56,378 --> 00:54:59,017 Give me your leg. 604 00:54:59,258 --> 00:55:02,170 Excellencies: the Marquis of Pri�go, the Duke of Los Mont�s, the Duke of Sandoval. 605 00:55:03,708 --> 00:55:04,727 Allow me? 606 00:55:04,978 --> 00:55:09,051 Excuse me, Sire, but it's the only way. 607 00:55:16,778 --> 00:55:18,097 See? Every morning. 608 00:55:18,338 --> 00:55:20,488 Every morning? - Yes, every morning. 609 00:55:20,738 --> 00:55:22,694 Ok, give me your leg. - No. 610 00:55:22,938 --> 00:55:24,815 Yes, come on. - Sire! 611 00:55:27,138 --> 00:55:28,856 Sire, I can't agree. 612 00:55:29,098 --> 00:55:31,453 The poor pay taxes, not the rich. 613 00:55:31,698 --> 00:55:34,371 Exactly, that wasn't very fair. Was it, Sire? 614 00:55:34,618 --> 00:55:36,688 That's why we changed everything. 615 00:55:41,738 --> 00:55:45,014 There's a lot less gold on the scales than before. Don't you think, , C�sar? 616 00:55:45,258 --> 00:55:48,216 Yes, I think so too, Sire. Excuse me! 617 00:55:51,538 --> 00:55:52,687 There's almost nothing. 618 00:55:57,338 --> 00:55:58,054 Ok, jump. 619 00:56:07,458 --> 00:56:09,653 Let me down. Let me down. 620 00:56:11,098 --> 00:56:12,850 Come on, don't look like that. 621 00:56:12,850 --> 00:56:14,117 Go, Brutus. 622 00:56:14,658 --> 00:56:15,534 Your Majesty, I think... 623 00:56:15,778 --> 00:56:17,655 Enough! My horse! 624 00:56:17,898 --> 00:56:19,775 Come, I'll take you hunting. 625 00:56:20,018 --> 00:56:21,053 Sire, the Queen! 626 00:56:22,058 --> 00:56:25,050 She's waiting for you. - Oh the Queen, the Queen! 627 00:56:25,298 --> 00:56:27,129 Just tell her I'll see her tomorrow. 628 00:56:27,378 --> 00:56:29,050 I'm going to kill 6 wolves and then I'll be back. 629 00:56:29,298 --> 00:56:31,334 Let's go! 630 00:56:43,858 --> 00:56:45,211 Do�a Isabella? 631 00:56:45,458 --> 00:56:47,289 No! 632 00:56:58,498 --> 00:56:59,647 Por aqui. 633 00:56:59,898 --> 00:57:00,887 Por aya! 634 00:57:01,138 --> 00:57:03,777 Your Majesty. Don C�sar. 635 00:57:18,858 --> 00:57:20,086 Was wollen sie? 636 00:57:20,338 --> 00:57:22,932 Madam, the King won't be back until tomorrow. 637 00:57:23,178 --> 00:57:24,975 He was called away for urgent matters of state. 638 00:57:25,218 --> 00:57:29,848 You is a bad liar. Das ist sehr delikat. 639 00:57:30,098 --> 00:57:31,850 Blindman's buff play with us... 640 00:57:31,850 --> 00:57:32,972 ...Don C�sar? 641 00:57:33,372 --> 00:57:34,607 Your Majesty. 642 00:57:35,338 --> 00:57:38,887 A Queen of Spain does not play blindman's buff with a gentleman. 643 00:57:39,138 --> 00:57:40,253 Wer sagt das? 644 00:57:40,498 --> 00:57:41,897 Etiquette, Madam! 645 00:57:42,138 --> 00:57:45,494 F�r dieses mal vergessen wie die Etikette! 646 00:57:46,498 --> 00:57:49,376 Blindfold the eyes of Etiquette. 647 00:57:49,618 --> 00:57:51,290 What? But Madam... your Majesty, you really can't. 648 00:57:52,818 --> 00:57:55,332 But really, your Majesty. 649 00:58:49,498 --> 00:58:51,807 I'm here. Where are you? 650 00:58:56,858 --> 00:58:59,247 Where are you, my little ones? 651 00:59:02,178 --> 00:59:03,930 Por aqui, por aya! 652 00:59:06,898 --> 00:59:10,732 Por aqui, Do�a Juana! 653 00:59:11,738 --> 00:59:13,137 Yo te tengo! 654 00:59:13,378 --> 00:59:14,333 Si, si, si! 655 00:59:14,578 --> 00:59:16,614 Un poquito mas, por favor! 656 00:59:16,858 --> 00:59:18,371 Por aqui! 657 00:59:19,738 --> 00:59:20,727 Ole! 658 00:59:22,378 --> 00:59:24,846 Who did that? 659 00:59:25,098 --> 00:59:26,417 Who dared? 660 00:59:26,658 --> 00:59:29,411 I was pushed. 661 00:59:29,658 --> 00:59:33,287 Who pushed me? 662 00:59:33,538 --> 00:59:35,130 Ah, I'm drinking water. 663 00:59:35,378 --> 00:59:36,652 I'm choking. 664 00:59:42,858 --> 00:59:43,973 Madam! 665 00:59:44,218 --> 00:59:45,173 Achtung! 666 00:59:45,418 --> 00:59:46,373 Do�a Juana! 667 00:59:46,818 --> 00:59:48,331 No, no. Don't worry. I drowned her. 668 00:59:48,578 --> 00:59:51,490 The little brats. They'll pay for this. 669 00:59:51,738 --> 00:59:54,093 I need to talk to your Majesty. 670 00:59:54,338 --> 00:59:56,568 Das ist streng verboten. 671 00:59:56,818 --> 00:59:59,127 Chhh... Chhh... 672 00:59:59,378 --> 01:00:02,609 What I'm doing is verboten. 673 01:00:02,858 --> 01:00:05,088 To deceive you. To make you think I'm somebody I'm not. 674 01:00:05,338 --> 01:00:07,090 To accept favours from the King while I... 675 01:00:07,338 --> 01:00:10,091 Was sagen Sie? Ich verstehe nicht. 676 01:00:10,338 --> 01:00:13,774 Here it is. My name is not C�sar. My name is Blaze. 677 01:00:14,018 --> 01:00:17,897 I'm not the nephew of Salluste. I'm his servant. 678 01:00:18,138 --> 01:00:21,335 Ach... Valais! 679 01:00:21,578 --> 01:00:23,375 You're Swiss! 680 01:00:23,858 --> 01:00:26,816 And why Swiss? Which Swiss? 681 01:00:33,018 --> 01:00:35,134 Katastrophe! Die Alte! 682 01:00:39,138 --> 01:00:41,208 Madam. 683 01:00:43,178 --> 01:00:45,248 I don't know how... - Don C�sar! 684 01:00:45,498 --> 01:00:49,093 Ah Madam, I have to tell you. I love you! 685 01:00:55,418 --> 01:00:58,854 You're so beautiful, so radiant, so glorious. 686 01:01:00,578 --> 01:01:03,809 Yes, yes, yes. I have longed for you for months. 687 01:01:05,258 --> 01:01:07,328 You're not doing it on purpose. 688 01:01:07,578 --> 01:01:11,093 You're so elegant with your precious eyes. 689 01:01:11,338 --> 01:01:13,056 Your little feet. 690 01:01:14,818 --> 01:01:16,615 Know you know everything. 691 01:01:17,738 --> 01:01:22,289 And if you now want me to leave, I'll go. 692 01:01:26,338 --> 01:01:27,737 But you crying, Madam. 693 01:01:27,978 --> 01:01:28,967 Yes... 694 01:01:29,218 --> 01:01:31,049 Don C�sar! 695 01:01:31,298 --> 01:01:33,414 There you are. - Shhh! 696 01:01:34,938 --> 01:01:36,371 My dear baron. 697 01:01:36,858 --> 01:01:38,086 I wanted to talk to you... 698 01:01:38,338 --> 01:01:40,693 ...about my taxes. 699 01:01:40,938 --> 01:01:44,533 You must understand that it's very hard for me to meet the requirements... 700 01:01:48,138 --> 01:01:49,173 C�sar. 701 01:01:49,418 --> 01:01:52,296 I'll be yours, body and soul. Whenever you want. 702 01:01:54,138 --> 01:01:55,491 Here's my hand. 703 01:02:03,058 --> 01:02:04,855 Why are you sighing, C�sar? 704 01:02:06,418 --> 01:02:07,771 I love you too. 705 01:02:13,538 --> 01:02:15,051 Not so fast. 706 01:02:18,098 --> 01:02:20,407 Little animal. 707 01:02:55,898 --> 01:02:58,173 Monseigneur, what if they recognise you? 708 01:02:58,418 --> 01:03:01,330 6 months in exile. Everybody has forgotten about me. 709 01:03:01,578 --> 01:03:04,046 Wait for me down by the city wall. I'll join the procession. 710 01:03:04,298 --> 01:03:07,096 Blaze will definitely be there. Go! 711 01:03:23,858 --> 01:03:27,612 Hey, Blaze! Is that you? 712 01:03:29,138 --> 01:03:31,208 No. 713 01:03:34,818 --> 01:03:38,652 Hey, C�sar! Is that you? 714 01:03:39,258 --> 01:03:40,930 No, it's not him. 715 01:03:46,698 --> 01:03:49,610 Guess why the minister isn't here? 716 01:03:49,858 --> 01:03:51,576 He's with the King, as always. 717 01:03:51,818 --> 01:03:54,127 You know what he made him do? 718 01:03:54,378 --> 01:03:56,175 Yet another law. 719 01:03:56,418 --> 01:03:58,613 Now, when you kill a servant, you have to declare it. 720 01:04:02,778 --> 01:04:04,655 Blaze! 721 01:04:08,018 --> 01:04:10,486 C�sar! - C�sar! There's no doubt about it. 722 01:04:10,486 --> 01:04:12,708 We must attack him in the back. 723 01:04:15,018 --> 01:04:18,294 A conspiracy against Blaze? They're going to ruin it for me. 724 01:04:18,038 --> 01:04:22,134 I never thought we'd miss Salluste that old bastard. 725 01:04:23,778 --> 01:04:25,496 At least, he only stole from the poor. 726 01:04:25,738 --> 01:04:27,376 The safest way is poison. 727 01:04:28,458 --> 01:04:31,018 Tomorrow is his birthday. It's now or never. 728 01:04:31,018 --> 01:04:32,453 We'll make him eat a big poisonous cake. 729 01:04:47,778 --> 01:04:49,496 Idiot. 730 01:04:49,738 --> 01:04:51,535 But it wasn't me. 731 01:04:55,058 --> 01:04:58,050 Del Basto! Sandoval! 732 01:05:15,098 --> 01:05:17,817 Well? What time tomorrow? 733 01:05:18,058 --> 01:05:21,095 3 o'clock at my place. At 4, everything will be over. 734 01:05:24,618 --> 01:05:25,653 Pri�go! 735 01:05:28,058 --> 01:05:29,332 Los Mont�s! 736 01:05:44,138 --> 01:05:46,094 What? Paf! 737 01:05:48,138 --> 01:05:49,491 That, hop! 738 01:05:53,698 --> 01:05:55,689 Another conspiracy. This time, they want to kill Blaze. 739 01:05:55,938 --> 01:05:59,726 I absolutely have to prevent that or my plan will not work out. 740 01:06:02,818 --> 01:06:04,854 The mute. The mute. 741 01:06:05,098 --> 01:06:06,247 The mute. 742 01:06:06,498 --> 01:06:08,568 And he's deaf too. 743 01:06:14,658 --> 01:06:16,455 I'm listening. 744 01:06:18,058 --> 01:06:20,094 You're talking too fast. 745 01:06:20,338 --> 01:06:21,054 Repeat. 746 01:06:26,298 --> 01:06:28,937 Don't shout like that. I'm not deaf. 747 01:06:30,938 --> 01:06:32,166 But I don't hear anything. What's he saying? 748 01:06:32,418 --> 01:06:34,886 Stay out of the conversation. 749 01:06:35,138 --> 01:06:36,093 And you, continue. 750 01:06:36,338 --> 01:06:38,693 Reforms. 751 01:06:38,938 --> 01:06:40,929 He's introducing reforms. 752 01:06:42,218 --> 01:06:45,255 That's why they want to make him eat the big cake. 753 01:06:47,058 --> 01:06:49,618 No... Not to make him gain weight, idiot. To poison him. 754 01:06:49,858 --> 01:06:53,248 I have to stop him from eating it at any price. 755 01:06:53,498 --> 01:06:55,136 But why? Because, you idiot... 756 01:06:55,378 --> 01:06:58,973 ...because if they kill my poor little Blaze tomorrow, I can't make the King... 757 01:06:59,218 --> 01:07:02,574 ...catch them in the Queen's bed. 758 01:07:02,818 --> 01:07:05,855 My servant cheating on the King, that will be my revenge. 759 01:07:42,418 --> 01:07:45,251 For you, C�sar, my best bull. 760 01:07:45,498 --> 01:07:47,773 Look! Look how fierce he is. 761 01:07:48,018 --> 01:07:49,337 I put him under your name. 762 01:07:53,338 --> 01:07:56,853 Pri�go, 3 months ago, I took your gold. Now you're offering me your best bull. 763 01:07:57,098 --> 01:07:58,417 What does it mean? 764 01:07:58,658 --> 01:08:00,853 It means, hombre, that I don't have any hard feelings. 765 01:08:01,098 --> 01:08:04,886 Come with me. There are more suprises waiting for you. 766 01:08:32,224 --> 01:08:33,543 Cyanide. 767 01:08:36,664 --> 01:08:38,541 I caught you red-handed. 768 01:08:38,784 --> 01:08:39,819 Animal! Oaf! 769 01:08:40,064 --> 01:08:40,860 Rascal! 770 01:08:41,744 --> 01:08:45,054 Wait a moment. Come with me. 771 01:08:45,304 --> 01:08:47,420 I'm taking you to Don Marquis de Pri�go. - No. Not the Marquis. 772 01:08:47,664 --> 01:08:49,620 He'll have you flogged. The guests will have fun. 773 01:08:49,864 --> 01:08:51,297 No, listen, listen, listen, your cream... 774 01:08:51,544 --> 01:08:54,058 ...isn't sweet, it's salty. 775 01:08:54,304 --> 01:08:56,374 Salty? - It's salty. 776 01:08:56,624 --> 01:08:58,660 It's sweet. 777 01:08:58,904 --> 01:09:01,020 It's salty. Yumm, yumm, yumm. 778 01:09:01,264 --> 01:09:03,983 Go on, more. 779 01:10:19,704 --> 01:10:20,659 The Marquis! 780 01:10:20,904 --> 01:10:22,132 A lackey? 781 01:10:29,824 --> 01:10:32,782 What are you doing, Monseigneur? - Hide me and dance! Quickly. 782 01:10:34,024 --> 01:10:37,334 You have some guts. To bother me among MY friends... 783 01:10:37,334 --> 01:10:39,095 ...on MY birthday. 784 01:10:39,744 --> 01:10:42,133 Enjoy your birthday. It's your last one. - What? 785 01:10:42,384 --> 01:10:45,535 Your birthday cake has been poisoned. 786 01:10:45,784 --> 01:10:48,662 Eat as little of it as you can and gain some time. I'll look after the rest. 787 01:10:48,904 --> 01:10:52,260 They're trying to kill me? Who? - Your friends. 788 01:10:52,504 --> 01:10:53,414 C�sar! 789 01:10:53,664 --> 01:10:55,382 There they are. Tell me off. 790 01:10:55,624 --> 01:10:56,943 Ok, C�sar, are you coming? 791 01:10:57,184 --> 01:10:59,254 Take that, villain! And that, scoundrel. 792 01:10:59,504 --> 01:11:00,857 Not so hard. - Take that. 793 01:11:01,984 --> 01:11:03,258 Ouch! 794 01:11:08,184 --> 01:11:09,094 Enough! 795 01:11:14,424 --> 01:11:16,858 C�sar, come and cut your cake. 796 01:11:17,104 --> 01:11:19,095 With pleasure. I'm very touched. 797 01:11:19,344 --> 01:11:22,700 Between friends, this is a delicate matter. 798 01:11:22,944 --> 01:11:24,696 If there were less flies, it would be perfect. 799 01:11:24,944 --> 01:11:27,060 It's true. It has to do with the weather. 800 01:11:27,304 --> 01:11:30,979 I need to gain some time... Ok, never mind. 801 01:11:31,224 --> 01:11:36,252 There are not that many... No, but look. 802 01:11:36,504 --> 01:11:38,813 See how many flies there are? 803 01:11:39,064 --> 01:11:41,817 Look, oh, look. Don't move. 804 01:11:42,064 --> 01:11:44,419 Don't move. Don't move. 805 01:11:44,664 --> 01:11:45,619 Look! 806 01:11:46,144 --> 01:11:47,543 There it is. 807 01:11:47,784 --> 01:11:50,093 It wants to taste my cake. See? 808 01:11:51,824 --> 01:11:53,382 She's dead. 809 01:11:54,264 --> 01:11:57,097 How strange. - What are you waiting for? 810 01:11:57,344 --> 01:11:59,175 Cut your cake and eat it. 811 01:12:00,064 --> 01:12:01,543 For such a fine cake... 812 01:12:01,543 --> 01:12:03,183 ...we need a fine knife. 813 01:12:07,824 --> 01:12:08,779 Enjoy, gentlemen. 814 01:12:08,779 --> 01:12:09,608 Treason. 815 01:12:17,784 --> 01:12:19,581 Leave him to me. 816 01:12:52,984 --> 01:12:53,700 Salluste! 817 01:13:06,984 --> 01:13:08,219 Quickly. Over here. 818 01:13:12,708 --> 01:13:13,708 There! 819 01:13:31,544 --> 01:13:33,580 Silence. - Death to him! 820 01:13:33,824 --> 01:13:36,861 Gentlemen, I offer you an execution. And not of the bull. 821 01:13:55,664 --> 01:13:56,699 Hey! 822 01:14:03,064 --> 01:14:03,940 Hey! 823 01:14:04,184 --> 01:14:05,219 Ole! 824 01:14:06,304 --> 01:14:07,259 Ole! 825 01:14:17,944 --> 01:14:19,263 Ole! 826 01:14:28,384 --> 01:14:30,818 Gentlemen, our turn. 827 01:15:11,024 --> 01:15:12,013 Quickly! 828 01:15:14,944 --> 01:15:16,263 Hurry! Hurry! 829 01:15:44,184 --> 01:15:46,015 Thank you, Monseigneur, you saved me. 830 01:15:46,015 --> 01:15:46,708 You are... 831 01:15:46,708 --> 01:15:48,277 You are... erm... 832 01:15:48,508 --> 01:15:51,418 You're my prisoner, come on. - But, Monseigneur... 833 01:15:51,664 --> 01:15:55,543 What's gotten into you? Let go of me. 834 01:15:55,784 --> 01:15:56,853 Dump him in there. 835 01:15:57,824 --> 01:15:59,542 Monseigneur, how can you? 836 01:16:39,504 --> 01:16:41,335 Shh! 837 01:16:41,784 --> 01:16:43,854 Shhhh! Enough. 838 01:16:47,264 --> 01:16:49,141 Enough now. 839 01:16:50,624 --> 01:16:52,137 That's enough now, ok? 840 01:16:52,224 --> 01:16:54,901 Look there. 841 01:16:55,144 --> 01:16:56,736 The Queen's there... 842 01:16:56,984 --> 01:16:59,657 Come on, cooperate or I'll pull out a feather. 843 01:16:59,904 --> 01:17:02,293 The Queen's up there. 844 01:17:02,544 --> 01:17:04,455 Window with balcony. 845 01:17:04,704 --> 01:17:06,057 Look up there. Very good. 846 01:17:06,304 --> 01:17:09,262 Now repeat after me one last... Are you listening? 847 01:17:09,504 --> 01:17:11,938 Repeat one last time. Go on, talk. 848 01:17:12,184 --> 01:17:14,823 Tatatatalk! Go on! Go on! 849 01:17:15,064 --> 01:17:17,976 Shit! - Rude creature. 850 01:17:18,224 --> 01:17:21,216 Considering what I paid you... Don't repeat that. 851 01:17:21,464 --> 01:17:24,103 Talk! Tttttt! Talk! 852 01:17:31,664 --> 01:17:33,620 Ok, now repeat after me. 853 01:17:33,864 --> 01:17:36,742 C�sar sent me. Come on. 854 01:17:36,984 --> 01:17:38,497 C�sar sent me. 855 01:17:38,744 --> 01:17:41,212 Very good. Perfect. And what do you say next? 856 01:17:41,464 --> 01:17:42,374 Yo te quiero. 857 01:17:42,624 --> 01:17:45,422 Not in Spanish, in German. She's German. 858 01:17:45,664 --> 01:17:47,256 Ich liebe dich. 859 01:17:47,504 --> 01:17:48,459 Ich li... 860 01:17:48,704 --> 01:17:51,059 Ich liebe dich, go on! 861 01:17:51,304 --> 01:17:52,453 Hop! 862 01:17:55,424 --> 01:17:56,903 Here! 863 01:17:57,704 --> 01:17:59,376 No, not that window. 864 01:18:11,064 --> 01:18:13,658 What's it doing with the old woman? What's it telling her? 865 01:18:13,904 --> 01:18:17,021 C�sar sent me. 866 01:18:17,264 --> 01:18:18,936 C�sar! 867 01:18:28,664 --> 01:18:31,736 And what else? Tomorrow evening? 868 01:18:33,424 --> 01:18:35,984 In the Cabeza Negra inn? 869 01:18:36,224 --> 01:18:38,294 He'll wait for you. - He'll wait? 870 01:18:38,544 --> 01:18:40,694 Jawohl, mein Lieber! 871 01:18:58,377 --> 01:19:00,801 What's that noise? It's so loud. 872 01:19:03,144 --> 01:19:05,374 You made a mistake. Come here. 873 01:19:06,984 --> 01:19:09,657 The Queen is there, up there. Go on. 874 01:19:15,824 --> 01:19:17,815 Ist da jemand im Garten? 875 01:19:18,064 --> 01:19:22,023 Ach! Was f�r ein sch�ner Papagei! 876 01:19:22,264 --> 01:19:24,061 Speak! Tell her. 877 01:19:30,344 --> 01:19:31,743 Ich liebe dich. 878 01:19:31,984 --> 01:19:32,700 Wirklich? 879 01:19:32,944 --> 01:19:37,222 Ich bin sent by Don C�sarrr! 880 01:19:37,464 --> 01:19:39,261 Don C�sar, are you zere? 881 01:19:40,144 --> 01:19:41,338 Yo te quiero. 882 01:19:41,584 --> 01:19:44,781 Stupid animal. Wait until I get my hands on you. 883 01:19:45,024 --> 01:19:47,697 Was f�r eine gute Idee! 884 01:19:47,944 --> 01:19:50,060 Das ist ganz romantisch! 885 01:19:52,064 --> 01:19:54,134 Don C�sar, are you valling? 886 01:19:54,384 --> 01:19:57,615 Nein, mein liebe, ich bin konfortabel! 887 01:20:03,224 --> 01:20:07,103 Kommen Sie see mich... me... 888 01:20:07,344 --> 01:20:10,654 Tomorrow evening, The Cabeza Negra inn. 889 01:20:11,584 --> 01:20:15,577 Ein rendezvous. Das ist eine grosse folly. 890 01:20:15,824 --> 01:20:18,019 Nein! Little folly! 891 01:20:18,264 --> 01:20:20,619 Can I count on you? 892 01:20:20,784 --> 01:20:21,614 Count? 893 01:20:21,784 --> 01:20:25,572 Count: Ein, zwei, drei. 894 01:20:25,824 --> 01:20:28,054 Ya, I'll be zere. 895 01:20:28,304 --> 01:20:30,738 Ach, she'll be zere! 896 01:20:33,424 --> 01:20:35,892 Gute Nacht, Don C�sar. 897 01:20:37,584 --> 01:20:40,815 Auf Wiedersehen! 898 01:21:02,224 --> 01:21:04,344 An anonymous letter for the King. 899 01:21:12,384 --> 01:21:14,978 An anonymous letter for the King. 900 01:21:19,504 --> 01:21:21,699 Sire, you're too strong for me. 901 01:21:21,944 --> 01:21:23,584 An anonymous letter for the King. 902 01:21:28,064 --> 01:21:29,133 An anonymous letter? 903 01:21:34,144 --> 01:21:37,853 Sire, your Majesty's a cuckold. 904 01:21:38,104 --> 01:21:40,413 What? Me? 905 01:21:40,664 --> 01:21:43,417 Yes, you. The Queen's cheating on you. 906 01:21:43,664 --> 01:21:46,224 With who? With Don C�sar. 907 01:21:46,464 --> 01:21:47,738 The traitor. 908 01:21:47,984 --> 01:21:50,542 The Queen's going to meet him this evening... 909 01:21:50,542 --> 01:21:52,857 ...in the Cabeza Negra inn... 910 01:21:52,857 --> 01:21:57,494 ...and in a moment, she'll come in and tell you... 911 01:21:57,611 --> 01:21:58,213 Your Majesty. 912 01:22:03,784 --> 01:22:06,059 Your Majesty, meine papa ill. 913 01:22:06,304 --> 01:22:09,216 Going to Bavaria, can I? Bitte? 914 01:22:09,464 --> 01:22:11,739 And when do you want to leave? 915 01:22:11,984 --> 01:22:13,497 Tonight. 916 01:22:13,744 --> 01:22:16,133 The sooner I leave, the sooner I'll be back. 917 01:22:16,384 --> 01:22:17,737 Go, Madam. 918 01:22:19,104 --> 01:22:22,335 And know that my thoughts will follow your every step. 919 01:22:22,584 --> 01:22:25,382 Danke, mein geliebter K�nig. 920 01:22:56,504 --> 01:22:59,416 I don't understand it anymore. 921 01:22:59,664 --> 01:23:01,575 You will understand. 922 01:23:10,984 --> 01:23:13,498 Listen to me: you save me, you kidnap me, you tie me up... 923 01:23:13,744 --> 01:23:15,621 ...and you save me. Why? 924 01:23:15,864 --> 01:23:17,422 Mmm? Well? 925 01:23:17,664 --> 01:23:18,653 Be careful. 926 01:23:18,904 --> 01:23:21,737 What are you cooking up? Old bastard. 927 01:23:21,984 --> 01:23:23,781 I'll tell you. 928 01:23:24,024 --> 01:23:27,494 So I clean up my pawn. 929 01:23:27,744 --> 01:23:28,699 I'm cleaning my pawn.. 930 01:23:28,944 --> 01:23:31,538 Ok! 931 01:23:31,784 --> 01:23:33,695 Look. 932 01:23:35,184 --> 01:23:36,936 Remember that? 933 01:23:37,184 --> 01:23:40,381 Oh no, no! Yes! Yes! Oh yes! 934 01:23:40,624 --> 01:23:43,661 It hurts. Doesn't it hurt? 935 01:23:43,904 --> 01:23:46,418 I put perfume on my pawn. 936 01:23:46,664 --> 01:23:48,177 There! 937 01:23:48,824 --> 01:23:50,860 I'm pampering my pawn. 938 01:23:53,544 --> 01:23:57,981 I'm making it beautiful. Irresistible. 939 01:24:01,184 --> 01:24:02,333 Not happy? 940 01:24:02,584 --> 01:24:06,213 Ok, finished. There. How beautiful. Madam, look how beautiful he is. 941 01:24:10,664 --> 01:24:11,619 That's 3 times. 942 01:24:11,619 --> 01:24:14,936 In 40 years, never. Today, 3 times. 943 01:24:14,936 --> 01:24:16,219 Me, a Grandee, kicked in the butt... 944 01:24:16,464 --> 01:24:17,897 ...by a lackey. 945 01:24:18,144 --> 01:24:19,708 A commoner's butt is as good as the butt of a Grandee. 946 01:24:19,708 --> 01:24:20,852 But tell me... 947 01:24:21,704 --> 01:24:25,014 But your head... it's enormous. 948 01:24:25,264 --> 01:24:27,380 I'm going to have you arrested. You're no longer minister. 949 01:24:34,224 --> 01:24:35,862 I'm gagging my pawn... 950 01:24:36,104 --> 01:24:39,779 Ho ho! Ho ho! Mmh! Mmh! 951 01:24:40,024 --> 01:24:42,254 And I'm calming my pawn. 952 01:24:43,904 --> 01:24:45,303 Careful... 953 01:24:45,544 --> 01:24:46,579 And finished. 954 01:25:06,224 --> 01:25:07,623 Mute! One-eyed man! 955 01:25:07,864 --> 01:25:09,980 Mute! One-eyed man! 956 01:25:11,184 --> 01:25:13,220 Yes, Monseigneur? - Still nobody? - No. 957 01:25:13,464 --> 01:25:15,534 Open your eyes, you. 958 01:25:15,984 --> 01:25:18,020 And you: hop! 959 01:25:39,684 --> 01:25:41,542 Speak. 960 01:25:41,708 --> 01:25:44,577 A mute! That's just my luck. 961 01:26:06,344 --> 01:26:07,777 Ouch! 962 01:26:22,704 --> 01:26:24,456 Don't look. There's nobody. 963 01:26:24,744 --> 01:26:25,779 Go on, go on. 964 01:26:32,344 --> 01:26:33,299 Malaga. 965 01:26:34,064 --> 01:26:37,862 Don't worry. You're going to sleep well. 966 01:26:39,184 --> 01:26:41,937 And later, in that bed, when you wake up... 967 01:26:41,937 --> 01:26:44,300 ...there will be a surprise. 968 01:26:48,264 --> 01:26:49,936 Don't move. 969 01:26:50,184 --> 01:26:53,972 I have to make myself beautiful too. I'll be back in 5 minutes. 970 01:27:09,744 --> 01:27:11,097 But who are you? 971 01:27:11,584 --> 01:27:13,540 Don C�sar. 972 01:27:14,184 --> 01:27:16,414 The real one. 973 01:27:35,704 --> 01:27:36,693 There's somebody. 974 01:28:08,944 --> 01:28:10,013 Mi amor! 975 01:28:11,944 --> 01:28:13,423 Mi tesoro! 976 01:28:14,944 --> 01:28:16,536 Mi hombre! 977 01:29:37,104 --> 01:29:38,139 Mommy! 978 01:29:38,384 --> 01:29:40,898 The parrot told me everything. 979 01:29:41,144 --> 01:29:44,454 Oh yes? But be still, there's somebody under the bed who can hear you. 980 01:29:46,704 --> 01:29:50,743 Ah, this room, this love nest, the flowers, the dinner. 981 01:29:50,984 --> 01:29:55,375 Oh, bite me again, little animal. 982 01:29:56,024 --> 01:29:57,935 What if we drank... 983 01:29:58,184 --> 01:29:59,697 ...something first? 984 01:29:59,944 --> 01:30:01,172 Big fool! 985 01:30:01,424 --> 01:30:03,813 Are you trying to get me drunk? 986 01:30:04,064 --> 01:30:06,737 You first. - After you, Juanita. Mi corazon! 987 01:30:22,504 --> 01:30:23,539 Monseigneur! 988 01:30:23,784 --> 01:30:24,660 What is it? 989 01:30:24,304 --> 01:30:26,383 What's happening? 990 01:30:26,624 --> 01:30:28,137 The mute has been attacked. 991 01:30:28,384 --> 01:30:30,295 Blaze! It must be him. 992 01:30:39,624 --> 01:30:40,420 The old woman! 993 01:30:42,024 --> 01:30:43,821 What's she doing there? 994 01:30:43,708 --> 01:30:45,861 But who is she? - The due�a. 995 01:30:46,104 --> 01:30:48,664 But where's the Queen? And Blaze, where is he? 996 01:30:50,424 --> 01:30:53,063 He got away. - He can't be far. 997 01:30:53,304 --> 01:30:55,534 Ok, listen. Go find him. 998 01:30:55,784 --> 01:30:58,503 I need him in this bed right away. Go! 999 01:30:59,824 --> 01:31:02,019 You this way, me that way. 1000 01:31:05,824 --> 01:31:09,497 Let go of me. Come here. 1001 01:31:40,184 --> 01:31:41,936 You're strong. 1002 01:31:43,104 --> 01:31:45,015 Love me. 1003 01:31:45,624 --> 01:31:48,092 No, I don't, come on. 1004 01:31:48,224 --> 01:31:49,257 What is that? 1005 01:31:50,904 --> 01:31:53,054 Go to sleep. 1006 01:32:27,424 --> 01:32:30,143 Who is it? 1007 01:32:30,384 --> 01:32:32,579 Ich bin es, Don C�sar. 1008 01:32:36,824 --> 01:32:39,577 Ein Moment, bitte! 1009 01:32:47,504 --> 01:32:51,019 Kommen Sie, mein Liebling. 1010 01:33:01,264 --> 01:33:02,140 It's done, Monseigneur! 1011 01:33:02,384 --> 01:33:03,453 Shht! 1012 01:33:03,704 --> 01:33:05,820 I found him. - Where is he? 1013 01:33:06,064 --> 01:33:08,624 I knocked him out and put him back in the bed, like you said. 1014 01:33:08,864 --> 01:33:10,343 Bravo! Help me. 1015 01:33:30,104 --> 01:33:32,060 Ah! C�sar, my nephew. 1016 01:33:33,424 --> 01:33:35,654 But you made a mistake, idiot. 1017 01:33:35,904 --> 01:33:38,338 But he's your nephew. 1018 01:33:38,584 --> 01:33:41,542 I sent him to the Berbers. I got money from them. I spent it all. All gone. 1019 01:33:41,784 --> 01:33:43,979 Where did you find him? 1020 01:33:44,224 --> 01:33:45,373 There, in the hall. 1021 01:33:45,624 --> 01:33:48,457 He escaped. I'm going crazy. 1022 01:33:48,704 --> 01:33:50,183 Let's put him near the old woman. 1023 01:34:06,544 --> 01:34:08,819 Your Majesty, my Queen, mein Liebling. 1024 01:34:09,064 --> 01:34:11,862 You must wake up. Wake up. Wake up quickly. 1025 01:34:14,784 --> 01:34:16,217 One! 1026 01:34:16,464 --> 01:34:17,340 Two! 1027 01:34:24,264 --> 01:34:27,973 Your Majesty, your Majesty. - Ich liebe dich, C�sar. 1028 01:34:28,224 --> 01:34:30,579 You don't understand He wants us to be caught. 1029 01:34:30,824 --> 01:34:33,292 K�ssen sie mich! - What "K�ssen sie mich"? Ah yes, kiss. 1030 01:34:33,294 --> 01:34:38,378 Yes, your Majesty, I'd like to. but this is not the moment... 1031 01:34:43,504 --> 01:34:46,814 I need Blaze. But where is he? 1032 01:34:55,544 --> 01:34:57,375 There he is. You said he wasn't there. 1033 01:34:57,624 --> 01:34:58,739 I don't understand. 1034 01:35:01,864 --> 01:35:03,582 There. Look. 1035 01:35:04,664 --> 01:35:07,701 She like this and he like that. 1036 01:35:20,224 --> 01:35:22,613 C�sar, I love you. 1037 01:35:44,984 --> 01:35:46,053 On the ground. 1038 01:35:50,864 --> 01:35:53,219 C�sar! C�sar! 1039 01:35:53,264 --> 01:35:54,817 Come! 1040 01:35:55,784 --> 01:35:56,978 Your Majesty! 1041 01:36:02,544 --> 01:36:04,136 Search the house and bring everybody to me. 1042 01:36:04,384 --> 01:36:05,339 Come on, hurry. 1043 01:36:05,584 --> 01:36:06,903 Salluste! 1044 01:36:07,144 --> 01:36:09,180 What are you doing here? 1045 01:36:12,544 --> 01:36:14,535 Where's the Queen? 1046 01:36:15,464 --> 01:36:17,694 Did his Majesty receive my anonymous letter? 1047 01:36:17,824 --> 01:36:19,708 Where's the Queen? 1048 01:36:20,624 --> 01:36:23,377 Upstairs, Sire. Let me show you. 1049 01:36:30,104 --> 01:36:31,173 Hurry. 1050 01:36:33,464 --> 01:36:34,533 Careful. 1051 01:36:47,944 --> 01:36:51,300 So we agree, don't we? I did you a very big favour. 1052 01:36:51,544 --> 01:36:55,617 You repudiate the Queen and give me back my titles, my money, my Fleece. 1053 01:36:57,944 --> 01:36:59,935 Here we are. 1054 01:37:20,024 --> 01:37:22,254 Sire, you here? 1055 01:37:22,504 --> 01:37:26,941 Wake up, Juanita, my little angel. The King is here. 1056 01:37:27,184 --> 01:37:28,139 Oh, Sire! 1057 01:37:28,384 --> 01:37:31,182 Do�a Juana, have you no shame? 1058 01:37:31,424 --> 01:37:33,779 Oh no, Sire! 1059 01:37:34,024 --> 01:37:35,616 And you? 1060 01:37:38,144 --> 01:37:40,658 Where's the Queen? - The Queen, here? 1061 01:37:40,904 --> 01:37:43,577 She left for Bavaria, Sire. because of her father... 1062 01:37:43,824 --> 01:37:44,734 ...who's ill. 1063 01:37:44,984 --> 01:37:48,420 That's why Do�a Juana and I... 1064 01:37:48,664 --> 01:37:50,620 We used the opportunity. 1065 01:38:32,344 --> 01:38:33,094 Tell me, Salluste. 1066 01:38:34,624 --> 01:38:38,219 That's enough. You're in the room of a young girl. 1067 01:38:38,464 --> 01:38:39,613 Sire! 1068 01:38:39,864 --> 01:38:42,742 I'm no longer a young girl. 1069 01:38:42,984 --> 01:38:44,815 Marry us. - No. Oh! Oh! 1070 01:38:45,064 --> 01:38:49,182 I mean... I'll explain, Sire. 1071 01:38:49,424 --> 01:38:50,493 Let's wait and see. 1072 01:38:50,744 --> 01:38:54,623 There's nobody else. We searched everything. We only found these two. 1073 01:38:56,064 --> 01:38:57,577 Who are these two men? 1074 01:38:57,824 --> 01:38:58,779 Salluste! 1075 01:38:59,224 --> 01:39:01,419 Where is he? 1076 01:39:04,744 --> 01:39:05,699 Giddyup. 1077 01:39:13,624 --> 01:39:15,137 C�sar. 1078 01:39:15,384 --> 01:39:17,420 K�ssen Sie mich! 1079 01:39:17,664 --> 01:39:19,017 What did she say? 1080 01:39:19,264 --> 01:39:21,141 Kiss her, idiot. 1081 01:39:30,264 --> 01:39:31,663 Salluste! 1082 01:39:31,904 --> 01:39:32,620 Where are you going? 1083 01:39:32,864 --> 01:39:35,617 Nowhere, Sire. 1084 01:39:36,224 --> 01:39:38,579 I was looking for you, your Majesty. 1085 01:39:38,824 --> 01:39:39,859 Well, Salluste? 1086 01:39:42,144 --> 01:39:43,497 Am I a cuckold? 1087 01:40:03,824 --> 01:40:08,373 Wait! 1088 01:40:22,344 --> 01:40:24,016 Look who's coming. 1089 01:40:24,264 --> 01:40:26,095 Look who's there. 1090 01:40:26,464 --> 01:40:27,658 The Grandees. 1091 01:40:42,417 --> 01:40:47,176 I have the trendiest penal colony in the whole Sahara. 1092 01:41:01,504 --> 01:41:03,256 Anyway, we're not going to hang around here long. 1093 01:41:03,504 --> 01:41:06,621 I have a little plan to escape. We're going back to Madrid. 1094 01:41:06,864 --> 01:41:08,297 We'll work together. 1095 01:41:08,544 --> 01:41:12,583 The King repudiates the Queen. The old woman marries the parrot. 1096 01:41:12,824 --> 01:41:15,054 C�sar becomes King. I marry him... 1097 01:41:15,304 --> 01:41:16,703 ...and then I'll be Queen. 1098 01:41:18,184 --> 01:41:21,620 Listen, Salluste, isn't your head becoming... 1099 01:41:21,864 --> 01:41:23,775 ...very big sometimes? Do you know what I mean? 1100 01:41:25,224 --> 01:41:28,216 But what are you doing here then, my dear C�sar? 1101 01:41:28,464 --> 01:41:30,819 His name is not C�sar. It's Blaze. 1102 01:41:31,464 --> 01:41:34,854 The King said to me: "You can choose. Either you marry Do�a Juana... 1103 01:41:35,104 --> 01:41:36,776 ...or you go to the Berbers. 1104 01:41:37,024 --> 01:41:37,854 And? 1105 01:41:38,104 --> 01:41:39,678 And the Berbers it was. 1106 01:41:42,224 --> 01:41:43,737 Yoho! 1107 01:41:43,984 --> 01:41:45,337 C�sar! 1108 01:41:45,584 --> 01:41:46,699 Oh no! 1109 01:41:46,944 --> 01:41:47,660 The old woman! 1110 01:41:47,904 --> 01:41:50,054 C�sar! C�sar! 1111 01:41:50,304 --> 01:41:52,977 I'm here! It's me! 1112 01:41:53,224 --> 01:41:54,498 Oh no! 1113 01:41:54,744 --> 01:41:57,178 Oh no, help! 1114 01:42:05,704 --> 01:42:06,659 Help! 1115 01:42:06,904 --> 01:42:11,022 C�sar, wait for me, my love. 1116 01:42:12,305 --> 01:42:18,368 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from OpenSubtitles.org 75042

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