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[ Typewriter Clicking ]
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LISA, PARIS IS ON THE PHONE.
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ABOUT THE HEMLINE AGAIN ?
I'LL TAKE IT.
MM-HMM.
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HELLO ? PLEASE, PARIS.
IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
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MM-HMM. MM-HMM.
THAT'S CORRECT.
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LISA, HOW DO YOU LIKE THIS ?
IT'S VERY NICE.
JUST FINE.
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PUT IT THROUGH IMMEDIATELY.
THANK YOU.
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LOVELY.
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[ Roaring Sound ]
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[ Woman ]
THE COLOR, THE DRAMA !
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IT IS FANTASTIC !
IT'S GLORIOUS !
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BLAST OFF.
[ Continues Indistinct ]
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WHY NOT ?
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COME ALONG, LADIES.
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LADIES. LADIES !
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WILL YOU LEAVE US, PLEASE ?
THANK YOU.
INDICATES A PERFECT ORBIT.
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RIGHT NOW
WE'RE WAITING FOR THE COMPUTERS
TO ANSWER THE QUESTION.
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AND THEN, PERHAPS,
WE'LL HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT
FROM ONE OF THE MEN RESPONSIBLE.
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YES, THAT'S IT.
WE HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT.
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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
LLOYD C. CRAMDEN.
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THANK YOU.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
WE'VE DONE IT.
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THE FIRST MANNED SPACE PLATFORM
IN HISTORY IS MOVING
INTO A PERFECT ORBIT !
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[ Applause, Cheering ]
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AND THIS IS ONLY THE BEGINNING.
IN THE WEEKS TO COME,
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OTHER ROCKETS CONTAINING
WEATHER INSTRUMENTS,
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CAMERAS, MAPPING
AND SURVEYING EQUIPMENT...
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WILL JOIN UP
WITH OUR PLATFORM...
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MAKING IT THE FIRST SCIENTIFIC
LABORATORY IN OUTER SPACE.
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THINK OF IT,
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
WE'VE DONE IT. WE'VE DONE IT !
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NOBODY CAN STOP US NOW !
LADIES, PLEASE !
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AND THIS ACCOMPLISHMENT
WILL ADD IMMEASURABLY
TO OUR SCIENTIFIC KNOWLEDGE...
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AND WILL USHER IN A NEW ERA
OF GOODWILL...
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AS THE PLATFORM PASSES ACROSS
ALL NATIONAL BOUNDARIES--
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[ Phone Ringing ]
OH, UH, EXCUSE ME, PLEASE.
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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
THAT'S THE PRESIDENT CALLING
MR. CRAMDEN.
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I WANT TO CONGRATULATE YOU
ON YOUR PART IN THIS MAGNIFICENT
ACHIEVEMENT, LLOYD.
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THANK YOU, SIR.
THANK YOU.
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I MUST SAY,
NOW THAT IT'S OVER,
I CAN USE A LITTLE RELAXATION.
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RIGHT. NOW YOUCANRELAX.
I WAS THINKING ABOUT A LITTLE
ROUND OF G-O-L-F.
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VERY GOOD.
WHEN DO YOU SUGGEST, SIR ?
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TOMORROW.
THANK YOU, SIR.
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UH-HUH. GOOD ENOUGH.
SEE YOU THEN.
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NEXT WEEK, SAME TIME,
SAME STATION.
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AND NOW LET'S RETURN
TO OUR ON-THE-SPOT COVERAGE--
UH, COLONEL.
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UH, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
THIS IS COLONEL--
UH, CARTER, COLONEL CARTER.
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COLONEL CARTER. RIGHT.
YOU MUST BE AN OLD BALL PLAYER,
COLONEL.
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WELL, FOR A MOMENT THERE,
I THOUGHT YOU WERE MAKING
SIGNALS LIKE A THIRD-BASE COACH.
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WHAT ? OH, THIS.
[ Chuckles ]
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HABIT, I GUESS. BUT THIS
SPACE SHOT DOES PUT US BACK
IN THE BALL GAME, DOESN'T IT ?
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THIS IS QUITE A DAY.
"DOES PUT US BACK IN THE
BALL GAME, DOESN'T IT ?"
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[ Laughing ]
MEN.
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BUT HE'S RIGHT
ABOUT ONE THING:
THIS IS QUITE A DAY.
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THAT IS, HELENA, IF--
OH, FORGIVE ME, DEAR.
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I MUST HAVE MY MOMENT OF DRAMA.
I WILL BRING HIM RIGHT IN.
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PLEASE, SIR.
COME WITH ME.
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NOW YOU WILL SEE THE FINAL
RESULTS OF 37 OPERATIONS.
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SIT DOWN HERE.
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NOW.
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VOILA !
MY GOD !
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HE'S, HE'S PERFECT !
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[ Helena ]
YOU SEE ? IT IS POSSIBLE.
YES, IT CAN BE DONE.
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LADIES, I HAVE DONE
WHAT I PROMISED.
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THE NEXT STEP
IS UP TO YOU.
HE'S WONDERFUL.
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REMARKABLE.
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NOW JUST SIT TIGHT UP THERE.
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TOMORROW WE BEGIN.
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OPERATION DUFFER.
[ Women Together ]
OPERATION DUFFER !
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DUFFER ! DUFFER !
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DUFFER !
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[ Chuckling ]
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[ Speaking Russian ]
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[ Speaks Russian ]
OPERATION DUFFER !
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DUFFER !
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WATCH ME VERY CAREFULLY, LLOYD.
YOU'VE BEEN TRYING TO KILL
THE BALL.
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BRUTE POWER
IS NOT THE ANSWER.
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GOLF AND LIFE ITSELF
HAVE ONE THING IN COMMON:
SUCCESS IS BASED ON TIMING.
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I'M ONLY DOWN THREE HOLES, SIR.
WELL, THAT'S ALL
WE'VE PLAYED.
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NOW, LLOYD, I'M GOING
TO GIVE YOU A LITTLE LESSON
ON THAT SWING OF YOURS.
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YOU GOT YOUR STOPWATCH ?
OH, YES, SIR.
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ALL RIGHT NOW.
WATCH ME VERY CAREFULLY,
AND REMEMBER,
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IT'S ALL IN THE TIMING.
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START YOUR WATCH.
HOLD IT, MR. PRESIDENT.
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IT'S ALL RIGHT.
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NOTHING TO BE ALARMED ABOUT.
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WELL, BOYS, IT'S THE PRESIDENT.
MY APOLOGIES, SIR.
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THAT'S ALL RIGHT, SIR.
HELLO, BOYS.
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HI.
HOW DO YOU DO ?
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ASK HIM FOR HIS AUTOGRAPH.
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GOSH, MR. PRESIDENT, IF YOU'D
AUTOGRAPH YOUR GOLF BALL FOR ME,
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I'D PUT IT RIGHT NEXT
TO MY PICTURE OF BATMAN.
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MARTIN, COMPARING
THE PRESIDENT--
PERFECTLY NORMAL, SIR.
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WHEN I WAS HIS AGE,
THE PRESIDENT RAN A POOR
SECOND TO BABE RUTH.
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LLOYD, LET'S HAVE YOURS.
YES, SIR.
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THERE YOU ARE, SONNY.
COME OVER HERE.
THANK YOU, MR. PRESIDENT.
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AND HERE IS ONE FOR YOU.
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THANK YOU, SIR.
THANK YOU VERY-- OH.
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HERE'S ONE FOR YOU,
MR. PRESIDENT.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH AGAIN.
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YOU'RE WELCOME.
THAT WAS VERY KIND OF YOU, SIR.
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MY PLEASURE, SIR.
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TIME ME, LLOYD,
WITH YOUR STOPWATCH.
YES, SIR.
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[ Gas Hissing ]
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[ Helicopter Blades Whirring ]
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LLOYD ?
HUH ?
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DID YOU GET THAT ?
YES, SIR.
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WHAT WAS IT ?
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THREE--
THREE MIN--
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NOW, IF THIS WATCH IS RIGHT,
SOMETHING ELSE
IS TERRIBLY WRONG.
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00:11:58,250 --> 00:12:01,753
BUT YOU COULD BE MISTAKEN, SIR.
I WISH I WERE, AVERY,
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BUT THREE MINUTES WENT BY
THAT I CAN'T ACCOUNT FOR.
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THREE MINUTES
IN THE LIFE OF THE PRESIDENT.
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IT'S NOT JUST IRREGULAR,
IT'S IRRATIONAL.
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[ Avery On Speaker ]
IRRATIONAL. EXACTLY
LIKE THE PROBLEM, SIR.
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YOU'RE RIGHT, DAMN IT.
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GET ME THAT BOOK ON DOGS.
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ON WHAT, SIR ?
DOGS. I'M GONNA SEE FLINT.
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UH-HUH. ALL RIGHT.
ALL RIGHT. THANK YOU.
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YOU'RE RIGHT. OUR MAN'S
IN THE WHITE HOUSE, BUT CRAMDEN
HAS TURNED TO FLINT FOR HELP.
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YOU SEE HOW PREDICTABLE, THIS
CHILDISH MASCULINE LOYALTY ?
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THE FLINT FILE.
IT'S QUITE A DOSSIER.
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IT'S VERY IMPRESSIVE.
YES, YES. I KNOW.
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WEAKNESSES ?
YES. THREE OF THEM.
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I'LL LEAVE FOR NEW YORK.
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"AVOID TENSION.
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"A DOG CAN SENSE FEAR.
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SHOW HIM YOU'RE HIS FRIEND.
OFFER HIM FOOD."
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[ Dog Growling ]
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[ Growls ]
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AND, LADIES, AT FABULOUS FACE,
WE OFFER COMPLETELY INDIVIDUAL
BEAUTY TREATMENTS.
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FOR EXAMPLE, IF YOU HAPPEN
TO ENJOY A FULL BODY MASSAGE,
WE CAN--
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I'M SURE IT'S VERY NICE,
MISS NORTON,
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BUT I DON'T THINK
WE REALLY NEED TO LEAVE TOWN
FOR A MASSAGE.
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[ Laughing ]
AND, BESIDES, I DON'T THINK
WE'VE GOT THE TIME.
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AS SOON AS DEREK GETS BACK,
WE LEAVE FOR RIO.
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[ Miss Norton ]
WELL, THAT'S JUST PERFECT.
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OUR PLACE FABULOUS FACE
IS RIGHT IN THE ISLANDS,
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JUST A SHORT FLIGHT
FROM RIO, RIGHT ON YOUR WAY.
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PLEASE, SAY YOU'LL COME.
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DEREK CAN PICK US UP
ON THE WAY BACK FROM THE DESERT.
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THAT'S JUST MARVELOUS.
GREAT. I'LL TELL HIM.
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- OH, IS HE HERE ?
-WHY, YES.
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[ Dog Growling ]
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PARDON ME.
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YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SMILE, SIR.
THEN HE'LL LET GO.
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OH.
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YOU MUST BE MR. CRAMDEN,
RIGHT ?
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UH, YES,
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BUT I DON'T REMEMBER
OUR MEETING BEFORE.
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NO, WE'RE NEW.
ALL OF US.
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ALL OF YOU ?
EXCUSE US.
WE WON'T BE LONG.
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THIS WAY, MR. CRAMDEN.
YES.
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DEREK IS OUT AT THE POOL.
HE SAID TO BRING YOU ALONG.
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[ Man Imitating
Dolphin Chatter ]
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THANK YOU.
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[ Dolphin Chatter Continues ]
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SIMPLE.
[ Chatters ]
I'M HUNGRY.
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I'M HUNGRY.
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OH, MR. CRAMDEN.
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UH--
MAY I GET YOU A CUP OF COFFEE,
A DRINK ?
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A CIGAR--
ANY ONE OF HIS FAVORITE CIGARS.
THANK YOU.
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HUH ?
NO, NO, NO. I GAVE THEM UP.
I HAD TO, UH--
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THANK YOU, YOUNG LADY.
THANK YOU, DARLING.
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ISN'T SHE LOVELY ?
AND-- YEAH.
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00:16:03,962 --> 00:16:06,464
BY THE WAY, W-WHAT
HAPPENED TO THE OLD GIRLS ?
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I MEAN, THE OTHER ONE.
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OH, THEY'RE MARRIED.
AH, HAPPILY, I EXPECT.
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OH.
OH, NATURALLY.
WHY WOULDN'T THEY BE ?
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00:16:14,973 --> 00:16:18,977
THEY CERTAINLY WERE WELL--
WELL, UM--
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PREPARED ?
OH, NATURALLY.
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BUT, UH, TELL ME.
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00:16:26,484 --> 00:16:29,487
DIDN'T THERE
USED TO BE FOUR ?
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00:16:29,487 --> 00:16:32,991
WELL, THERE WERE FIVE
AT ONE TIME, SIR, BUT THAT GOT
TO BE A LITTLE TOO MUCH.
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SEE, I'M TRYING TO CUT DOWN.
[ Dolphin Chattering ]
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[ Chattering Continues ]
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COME ON, ERIC.
YOU'VE HAD YOUR LUNCH.
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[ Dolphin Chatter ]
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[ Chattering ]
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00:16:48,006 --> 00:16:52,010
NOW, SIR,
WHAT'S ON YOUR MIND ?
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THAT, THAT FISH OUT THERE.
YOU DON'T--
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00:16:58,016 --> 00:17:01,019
NO. SIR, A DOLPHIN
IS A MAMMAL.
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ACTUALLY, A MEMBER
OF THE CETACEAN GROUP.
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WHALES, SIR.
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WHALES.
VERY INTELLIGENT ANIMALS.
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RIGHT. OH, GOOD.
WHAT'S ONE MORE MAMMAL
IN THIS HOUSEHOLD, EH ?
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BUT HE DOESN'T LIVE HERE.
HE'S JUST STAYING A FEW WEEKS...
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WHILE I COMPILE A DICTIONARY
ON DOLPHIN SOUNDS.
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A DICTIONARY
ON DOLPHIN S--
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WELL, NOT WORDS, SIR.
SEE, WE COMMUNICATE
BY SONIC WAVES.
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IT'S PART OF AN EXPERIMENT
IN ISOMERISM.
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TERRY.
ISOMERISM.
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ISOMERISM, SIR.
ISOME-- ISOME--
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ISOMERISM.
[ Whispering ]
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YES, ISOMERISM, SIR--
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THE RELATIONSHIP
BETWEEN TWO OR MORE NUCLEI
TO THE SAME MASS NUMBERS.
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00:17:40,058 --> 00:17:44,062
LET'S GO TO THE LIBRARY.
ACTUALLY, THEY HAVE THE SAME
MASS AND ATOMIC NUMBERS.
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IT'S JUST, THERE ARE
DIFFERENT STATES OF ENERGY
AND RADIOACTIVE DECAY.
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IF IT WERE NOT IMPORTANT, I--
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IT'S SIMPLY RADIANT ENERGY
TRANSMITTED BY PRESSURE WAVES
AT THE SPEED OF SOUND.
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00:17:55,573 --> 00:17:58,576
THAT'S VERY INTERESTING,
BUT MY REASON FOR BEING HERE--
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00:17:59,077 --> 00:18:04,582
NOW, BY CONTROLLING
THE FREQUENCY OF THE SOUND WAVE,
WE CAN PRODUCE A MUSICAL TONE.
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00:18:04,582 --> 00:18:07,918
FOR INSTANCE--
FLINT, THIS IS IMPORTANT.
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00:18:09,419 --> 00:18:13,373
[ High-Pitched Beeping ]
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00:18:20,880 --> 00:18:25,885
YET, ALL SOLID OBJECTS CAN BE
DESTROYED BY THE PROPER PITCH.
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00:18:27,387 --> 00:18:29,389
[ Higher Pitched Beeping ]
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00:18:34,394 --> 00:18:37,397
THAT'S EXTRAORDINARY.
AH, IT'S A TOY.
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00:18:37,397 --> 00:18:41,901
HOWEVER, WE ARE MAKING
SUCH SCIENTIFIC STRIDES...
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00:18:41,901 --> 00:18:45,405
THAT LAST YEAR'S BOOK
IS ALREADY OUTDATED.
207
00:18:45,405 --> 00:18:47,407
HOWDOYOU FIND TIME
TO READ ?
208
00:18:47,407 --> 00:18:51,411
NO, NO. I WROTE THAT.
ALREADY OBSOLETE.
209
00:18:51,411 --> 00:18:54,414
FLINT, I'VE GOT TO TALK
TO YOU IN PRIVATE.
210
00:18:54,914 --> 00:18:57,417
OH, YES.
EXCUSE ME, SIR. TERRY ?
211
00:18:57,417 --> 00:18:59,419
WOULD YOU MIND--
NOT AT ALL.
212
00:18:59,419 --> 00:19:01,421
THANK YOU, BABY.
213
00:19:01,921 --> 00:19:03,423
MMM.
214
00:19:09,929 --> 00:19:11,431
OH.
215
00:19:11,431 --> 00:19:13,933
NOW, FLINT,
216
00:19:13,933 --> 00:19:17,437
SOMETHING HAPPENED
WHEN I WAS PLAYING GOLF
WITH THE PRESIDENT.
217
00:19:17,437 --> 00:19:19,939
OH, THE PRESIDENT ! WELL--
218
00:19:19,939 --> 00:19:22,442
OH, YES.
219
00:19:22,442 --> 00:19:26,446
I DON'T KNOW WHERE TO BEGIN.
I-IT JUST DOESN'T SEEM
TO MAKE SENSE.
220
00:19:26,446 --> 00:19:28,448
WELL, I'M SURE IT WILL, SIR.
JUST, UM--
221
00:19:28,448 --> 00:19:31,451
WELL, YOU KNOW
I HAVEN'T BEEN PLAYING
UP TO MY GAME.
222
00:19:31,451 --> 00:19:33,953
OH, THAT'S TOO BAD.
WELL--
223
00:19:33,953 --> 00:19:37,457
SO THE PRESIDENT FELT
MY TIMING WAS OFF.
224
00:19:37,457 --> 00:19:40,960
SO HE ASKED ME TO TIME HIS SWING
WITH THIS STOPWATCH. WELL--
225
00:19:40,960 --> 00:19:43,963
OH, I SEE.
SO, UH-- YES, UH-HUH.
YEAH.
226
00:19:43,963 --> 00:19:48,468
FLINT, IT TOOK THREE MINUTES.
NOW THAT'S NOT POSSIBLE, IS IT ?
227
00:19:48,468 --> 00:19:52,472
UH, NO, SIR. IT'S NOT.
NO.
228
00:19:52,972 --> 00:19:56,976
THE, UH, THE WATCH--
NOW YOU'VE HAD IT CHECKED,
OF COURSE.
229
00:19:56,976 --> 00:19:58,978
OH, OF COURSE.
230
00:19:58,978 --> 00:20:02,482
THAT'S VERY INTERESTING.
WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO LOOK
INTO THIS ?
231
00:20:02,482 --> 00:20:05,485
THAT'S WHAT I WAS HOPING.
232
00:20:05,485 --> 00:20:08,488
I CAN TAKE CARE OF IT
IN ABOUT A WEEK, SIR.
233
00:20:08,488 --> 00:20:11,491
A WEEK ?
WELL, WHY ?
IS IT URGENT ?
234
00:20:12,492 --> 00:20:15,495
WELL, NO, I GUESS--
OH, FINE THEN, SIR.
235
00:20:17,380 --> 00:20:21,000
I'LL CONTACT YOU
AS SOON AS I GET BACK
FROM DEATH VALLEY.
236
00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:23,503
DEATH VALLEY ?
YES, A SURVIVAL TEST.
237
00:20:23,503 --> 00:20:25,505
DEREK ?
YEAH, BABY.
238
00:20:25,505 --> 00:20:29,008
MISS NORTON HAS INVITED US TO BE
HER GUESTS AT FABULOUS FACE
WHILE YOU'RE AWAY.
239
00:20:29,509 --> 00:20:31,478
[ Laughing ]
FABULOUS FACE ?
WHAT'S THAT ?
240
00:20:31,478 --> 00:20:34,013
IT'S THAT GREAT NEW HEALTH
RESORT IN THE VIRGIN ISLANDS.
241
00:20:34,013 --> 00:20:37,016
OH, YEAH, YEAH.
IT'S JUST A COUPLE OF HOURS
TO RIO.
242
00:20:37,016 --> 00:20:39,519
I'LL CHECK THE AIRLINES.
YEAH.
243
00:20:41,521 --> 00:20:44,524
FABULOUS FACE ?
BESIDES, YOU'LL BE GONE
THAT WEEK ANYWAY.
244
00:20:45,024 --> 00:20:47,026
HMM.
245
00:20:47,026 --> 00:20:51,030
YOU'RE VERY CONVINCING,
MISS NORTON. THE RESORT
MUST BE QUITE A PLACE.
246
00:20:51,030 --> 00:20:54,534
BELIEVE ME, MR. FLINT,
IT IS.
247
00:20:54,534 --> 00:20:58,037
I, UH, DO HOPE
YOU'LL ALLOW THEM TO COME.
248
00:20:58,037 --> 00:21:01,541
[ Flint ] WHY NOT ?
LADIES, PERHAPS YOU OUGHT
TO START PACKING.
249
00:21:03,543 --> 00:21:07,514
WELL, THANK YOU VERY MUCH,
MISS NORTON.
THANK YOU.
250
00:21:09,549 --> 00:21:12,051
OH, SIR.
WHERE WAS I ?
251
00:21:12,051 --> 00:21:14,053
THE DESERT. THAT'S RIGHT.
252
00:21:14,053 --> 00:21:17,056
WELL, IT'S NOT REALLY
TOO DIFFICULT TO KNOW
WHERE TO FIND FOOD.
253
00:21:17,056 --> 00:21:19,559
FOOD IN THE DE--
THANK YOU.
IN THE DESERT ?
254
00:21:19,559 --> 00:21:22,562
OH, YES, SIR.
IT'S ALL AROUND YOU,
IF YOU KNOW WHERE TO FIND IT.
255
00:21:23,062 --> 00:21:26,065
SNAKES, LIZARDS,
CHIEFLY EDIBLE GRUBS.
OH !
256
00:21:26,065 --> 00:21:29,569
GRUBS ?
YES, THEY'RE FOUND
IN DECAYING WOOD,
257
00:21:30,069 --> 00:21:31,571
UNDER ROCKS, SHRUBS.
258
00:21:33,072 --> 00:21:35,074
GRUBS ?
GRUBS, SIR.
259
00:21:35,074 --> 00:21:37,577
YES. LARVAE, PUPAE.
ANGLICIZED FROM LATIN
VERMICULUS.
260
00:21:37,577 --> 00:21:41,080
ONE OF THE MOST EDIBLE WORMS
THAT WE HAVE
IN THE WESTERN HEMISPHERE.
261
00:21:41,080 --> 00:21:43,082
HAVE THE APPEARANCE
OF MACARONI.
262
00:21:43,082 --> 00:21:47,587
UH, IF YOU'D LIKE SOME
MORE CONVENTIONAL FOOD,
263
00:21:47,587 --> 00:21:50,590
HOW ABOUT DINNER WITH ME
TONIGHT AT LUIGI'S ?
264
00:21:50,590 --> 00:21:53,593
OH, I'M SORRY, SIR.
I HAVE SOME PACKING TO DO.
265
00:21:53,593 --> 00:21:56,596
AH, THAT'S ALL RIGHT.
I'LL LET MYSELF OUT.
266
00:21:56,596 --> 00:22:00,099
OH, WELL, THEN.
ALL RIGHT, SIR.
GIVE MY BEST TO LUIGI.
267
00:22:00,600 --> 00:22:05,572
OH, IF YOU WANT SOMETHING
REALLY SPECIAL, TRY HIS
VERMICELLI A LA DEREK FLINT.
268
00:22:05,572 --> 00:22:09,108
VERMICELLI A LA FLINT.
I'LL SEE YOU AS SOON
AS I GET BACK.
269
00:22:10,610 --> 00:22:12,612
GOOD-BYE, MISS NORTON.
GOOD-BYE, MR. FLINT.
270
00:22:12,612 --> 00:22:15,114
GRUBS. EW !
271
00:22:44,727 --> 00:22:47,146
[ Cramden ]
UH, GRUBS.
272
00:22:51,150 --> 00:22:54,153
TABLE, MISS ?
YES, PLEASE.
THAT TABLE RIGHT THERE.
273
00:22:54,153 --> 00:22:56,155
OH, CERTAINLY.
274
00:23:09,168 --> 00:23:12,171
GOOD EVENING.
WOULD YOU CARE FOR A COCKTAIL ?
275
00:23:12,171 --> 00:23:15,174
YES, PLEASE.
OH, I'LL HAVE A MARTINI.
276
00:23:15,174 --> 00:23:17,176
MM-HMM.
VERY DRY.
277
00:23:17,176 --> 00:23:19,178
YES, MA'AM.
278
00:23:21,681 --> 00:23:23,182
OH !
OH, DEAR.
279
00:23:23,683 --> 00:23:25,685
ALLOW ME.
OH, THANK YOU.
HOW AWFUL OF ME.
280
00:23:25,685 --> 00:23:27,687
OH, NO.
HOW TERRIBLY CLUMSY.
281
00:23:27,687 --> 00:23:29,689
NOT AT ALL.
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
282
00:23:30,189 --> 00:23:34,694
I-- UM, I'M AFRAID
THIS WILL SOUND QUITE FAMILIAR,
283
00:23:34,694 --> 00:23:39,699
SORT OF A LINE, AS IT WERE,
BUT... HAVEN'T WE MET ?
284
00:23:39,699 --> 00:23:42,201
OH, NO.
NO, I DON'T BELIEVE SO.
285
00:23:42,201 --> 00:23:44,704
YOU SEE, THIS IS MY FIRST TRIP
HERE TO NEW YORK.
286
00:23:44,704 --> 00:23:46,706
OH, WELL--
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
287
00:23:46,706 --> 00:23:50,710
YOU'RE WELCOME.
WOULD THE GENTLEMAN
CARE FOR A DRINK ALSO ?
288
00:23:50,710 --> 00:23:53,212
WELL, I'M--
UH--
289
00:23:53,212 --> 00:23:57,216
I'M NOT EXPECTING ANYONE.
THAT ISN'T A LINE EITHER.
290
00:23:57,216 --> 00:23:59,719
WON'T YOU JOIN ME ?
291
00:23:59,719 --> 00:24:03,222
WELL, I-I'D,
I'D LOVE TO, I'D LOVE TO--
292
00:24:03,222 --> 00:24:05,224
I'LL HAVE A COGNAC, PLEASE.
YES, SIR.
293
00:24:05,224 --> 00:24:08,227
UH, MAY I INTRODUCE MYSELF ?
294
00:24:08,645 --> 00:24:10,730
I'M LLOYD CRAMDEN.
295
00:24:10,730 --> 00:24:13,232
AND I'M NORMA BENSON.
296
00:24:13,232 --> 00:24:15,234
OH.
297
00:24:17,236 --> 00:24:21,741
UM... WOULD YOU PLEASE
GIVE ME A LIGHT ?
298
00:24:22,742 --> 00:24:24,744
WELL--
299
00:24:24,744 --> 00:24:26,746
THANK YOU.
300
00:24:29,749 --> 00:24:31,751
HERE.
301
00:25:01,280 --> 00:25:03,282
THANK YOU.
302
00:25:06,786 --> 00:25:10,289
MY TRIP HERE
HAS TO BE A VERY SHORT ONE.
303
00:25:10,289 --> 00:25:12,792
SCHOOLTEACHERS
ARE NOT IN THE HIGHER
INCOME BRACKETS.
304
00:25:12,792 --> 00:25:15,795
OH.
305
00:25:15,795 --> 00:25:18,798
I NEVER HAD A TEACHER
AS BEAUTIFUL AS YOU.
306
00:25:20,800 --> 00:25:24,804
PERHAPS IT WAS JUST AS WELL.
IT WOULD HAVE BEEN
TOO DISTRACTING.
307
00:25:24,804 --> 00:25:26,806
OH, YOU'RE VERY FLATTERING,
MR. CRAMDEN.
308
00:25:26,806 --> 00:25:29,308
TRUTHFUL
WOULD BE MORE ACCURATE.
309
00:25:31,811 --> 00:25:35,815
[ Sighs ]
JUST... WHERE DO YOU TEACH ?
310
00:25:36,816 --> 00:25:40,319
I TEACH AT THE
JOHN C. CALHOUN
HIGH SCHOOL...
311
00:25:40,319 --> 00:25:42,288
IN ROANOKE, VIRGINIA.
312
00:25:42,288 --> 00:25:44,824
ROANOKE, VIRGINIA.
313
00:25:44,824 --> 00:25:47,827
BUT LET'S NOT TALK
ABOUT ME.
314
00:25:47,827 --> 00:25:53,833
IT'S, UH... QUITE EVIDENT
THAT YOU'RE IN A MUCH MORE
IMPORTANT POSITION.
315
00:25:53,833 --> 00:25:56,836
HMM. NO. WELL, I--
316
00:25:56,836 --> 00:26:00,339
I'M JUST ONE
OF THE MANY THOUSANDS
OF GOVERNMENT WORKERS.
317
00:26:00,339 --> 00:26:03,843
OH, HOW NICE.
UH, TO THE SCHOOL SYSTEM.
318
00:26:06,345 --> 00:26:08,848
[ Whispering ]
ESPECIALLY ROANOKE, VIRGINIA.
319
00:26:10,349 --> 00:26:15,354
AND TO A VERY CHARMING
REPRESENTATIVE
OF OUR GOVERNMENT.
320
00:26:34,373 --> 00:26:36,375
[ Laughs ]
321
00:26:50,890 --> 00:26:53,392
UH, WHAT ?
I'M SURE YOU CAN EXPLAIN THIS,
SIR.
322
00:26:53,392 --> 00:26:57,280
WHO IS-- WAIT !
PARDON ME, DEARIE.
323
00:26:57,781 --> 00:27:00,283
- I DON'T KNOW.
- I'LL HAVE TO TAKE YOU
INTO CUSTODY.
324
00:27:00,283 --> 00:27:02,285
WHAT ?
I'LL ARRANGE FOR AN AUDIENCE
WITH THE PRESIDENT...
325
00:27:02,285 --> 00:27:04,788
FIRST THING IN THE MORNING,
AND ANY DECISION WILL BE MADE
BY HIM.
326
00:27:04,788 --> 00:27:07,791
[ Grumbling ]
COOPER, YOU AND AUSTIN
TAKE MR. CRAMDEN TO THE CAR.
327
00:27:07,791 --> 00:27:09,793
I'LL QUESTION THE WOMAN.
I NEVER--
328
00:27:09,793 --> 00:27:11,795
THIS WAY.
THERE'S A MISTAKE.
329
00:27:11,795 --> 00:27:14,798
YOU'RE NOT LISTENING.
[ Stammering ]
330
00:27:15,799 --> 00:27:18,301
I DON'T EVEN
REMEMBER REGISTERING.
331
00:27:40,824 --> 00:27:42,826
SO, YOU MET THIS WOMAN
FOR THE FIRST TIME,
332
00:27:43,326 --> 00:27:46,830
HAD A COUPLE OF DRINKS WITH HER,
AND YOU CAN'T RECALL ANYTHING
THAT HAPPENED AFTERWARD ?
333
00:27:48,331 --> 00:27:52,335
I CAN ONLY CONCLUDE, SIR,
THAT THE DRINK MUST HAVE BEEN
DRUGGED.
334
00:27:52,335 --> 00:27:54,337
WHAT DOES YOUR REPORT SHOW,
GENERAL CARTER ?
335
00:27:56,339 --> 00:27:59,342
THE WAITER IN THE RESTAURANT
DIDN'T GET A GOOD LOOK
AT THE WOMAN, SIR.
336
00:27:59,342 --> 00:28:03,346
AS FOR THE GLASSES THEY DRANK
FROM, THE LAB REPORTS SHOW
NO TRACE OF A DRUG, SIR.
337
00:28:04,848 --> 00:28:07,851
AND THE SCHOOLTEACHER ?
NO CRIMINAL RECORD, SIR.
338
00:28:07,851 --> 00:28:11,855
THE JOHN C. CALHOUN HIGH SCHOOL
OF ROANOKE, VIRGINIA.
339
00:28:11,855 --> 00:28:14,357
OH, YES, SIR.
WE CHECKED IT OUT.
340
00:28:14,357 --> 00:28:18,361
THE JOHN C. CALHOUN HIGH SCHOOL
WAS VACATED QUITE
A FEW YEARS AGO,
341
00:28:18,361 --> 00:28:21,364
AT OUR REQUEST.
342
00:28:21,364 --> 00:28:24,868
I'M AFRAID THERE'S A SECURITY
ANGLE INVOLVED, MR. PRESIDENT.
343
00:28:24,868 --> 00:28:27,820
WELL, GO ON, GENERAL CARTER.
LET'S HAVE THE WHOLE STORY.
344
00:28:27,820 --> 00:28:30,823
WELL, THAT SCHOOL BECAME
ONE OF OUR TOP SECRET
INSTALLATIONS--
345
00:28:30,823 --> 00:28:34,827
TRAINING CENTER
FOR SPECIAL FORCES PROJECT K-14.
346
00:28:37,330 --> 00:28:42,335
LLOYD, CAN YOU SHED
ANY LIGHT AT ALL ON THIS ?
347
00:28:43,336 --> 00:28:46,839
NO, SIR.
AND THE WOMAN
IN THE HOTEL ROOM ?
348
00:28:46,839 --> 00:28:50,843
SKID ROW, SIR.
I'M SORRY, MR. CRAMDEN.
349
00:28:56,849 --> 00:28:58,851
LLOYD,
350
00:28:59,352 --> 00:29:02,355
I KNOW WHAT A DEDICATED SERVANT
YOU'VE BEEN TO ME...
351
00:29:02,355 --> 00:29:04,857
AND TO THE COUNTRY
WE BOTH LOVE SO DEARLY.
352
00:29:05,358 --> 00:29:07,860
I'M SURE YOU'LL BE VINDICATED
AT YOUR HEARING.
353
00:29:07,860 --> 00:29:09,862
UNTIL THEN,
YOU'RE UNDER SUSPENSION.
354
00:29:09,862 --> 00:29:13,866
HOWEVER, YOU MAY CONTINUE TO USE
YOUR OFFICE AND THE ASSISTANCE
OF LIEUTENANT AVERY.
355
00:29:13,866 --> 00:29:17,870
WE'LL TRY TO KEEP THIS OUT
OF THE NEWSPAPERS.
OH, THANK YOU, SIR.
356
00:29:17,870 --> 00:29:20,873
YOU CAN BE SURE
OF ONE THING, THOUGH, LLOYD.
357
00:29:20,873 --> 00:29:23,376
I'LL NEVER TURN MY BACK ON YOU.
GENERAL CARTER.
358
00:29:23,376 --> 00:29:26,379
YES, SIR.
THERE'S A COUPLE OF SECURITY
ISSUES WE BETTER DISCUSS NOW.
359
00:29:26,379 --> 00:29:30,883
OH, YES, MR. PRESIDENT.
I'VE OUTLINED SOME OF
THE MAJOR ISSUES IN THIS--
360
00:29:35,888 --> 00:29:39,892
SIR, THIS IS MORE IMPORTANT
THAN THE MISSING THREE MINUTES.
361
00:29:39,892 --> 00:29:42,395
I'M CERTAIN FLINT CAN HELP.
FLINT ?
362
00:29:42,395 --> 00:29:45,898
WHAT A FIELD DAY
HE COULD HAVE AT MY EXPENSE.
363
00:29:45,898 --> 00:29:47,900
OH.
364
00:29:48,901 --> 00:29:50,903
SHE WAS UGLY, SIR.
365
00:29:50,903 --> 00:29:52,905
HMM ?
366
00:29:54,907 --> 00:29:56,409
OH.
367
00:29:59,412 --> 00:30:02,415
WELL, YOU CAN FORGET
ABOUT FLINT. HE'S GOING TO BE
LEAVING VERY SHORTLY.
368
00:30:02,415 --> 00:30:05,418
THEN WE HAVE NO TIME TO LOSE.
MAY I HAVE YOUR PERMISSION ?
369
00:30:05,418 --> 00:30:07,420
WELL, FINE.
370
00:30:07,420 --> 00:30:09,422
THANK YOU, SIR.
371
00:30:20,433 --> 00:30:22,435
[ Tires Screeching ]
372
00:30:29,942 --> 00:30:32,445
- HEY, BILL.
- HI, MR. FLINT.
373
00:30:32,445 --> 00:30:34,947
EMPTY ALL THE ASH TRAYS ?
NO, I GOT YOU A NEW PLANE.
374
00:30:34,947 --> 00:30:37,450
AH, BEAUTIFUL. LET'S GO.
375
00:31:58,030 --> 00:32:00,533
SO, DAMN IT, FLINT,
YOU KNOW I'M NO DON JUAN.
376
00:32:00,533 --> 00:32:03,035
YES, I'M SURE OF THAT, SIR.
THE QUESTION IS,
377
00:32:03,035 --> 00:32:06,038
SINCE RAW
ANIMAL PASSION IS RULED OUT,
WHAT WAS THE WOMAN'S MOTIVE ?
378
00:32:06,539 --> 00:32:08,541
RAW ANIMAL--
SEE HERE, FLINT--
379
00:32:08,541 --> 00:32:13,045
IT IS RULED OUT, I ASSUME.
YEAH, WELL, YEAH, NO.
OF COURSE IT'S RULED OUT.
380
00:32:13,045 --> 00:32:16,549
YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN HER
WITHOUT HER MAKEUP.
I'M SURE IT WAS TRAUMATIC.
381
00:32:17,049 --> 00:32:18,551
YEAH.
382
00:32:22,054 --> 00:32:25,057
[ Flint ]
NOW JUST TAKE YOUR TIME,
SIR.
383
00:32:25,057 --> 00:32:27,059
RELAX.
384
00:32:29,061 --> 00:32:31,063
BREATHE... DEEPLY.
385
00:32:35,568 --> 00:32:38,070
NOW... TRY TO REMEMBER.
386
00:32:45,077 --> 00:32:47,547
YOU'RE IN LUIGI'S.
387
00:32:49,081 --> 00:32:51,083
WHAT ?
388
00:32:52,552 --> 00:32:55,555
YOU'RE IN LUIGI'S.
389
00:32:55,555 --> 00:32:58,057
WHAT HAPPENED ?
390
00:32:58,057 --> 00:33:02,512
SHE, UH, DROPPED HER PURSE.
391
00:33:03,012 --> 00:33:04,514
YES ?
392
00:33:05,014 --> 00:33:08,017
AND I, UH,
TRIED TO HELP HER.
393
00:33:10,520 --> 00:33:14,524
AND THEN WE, UH,
INTRODUCED OURSELVES.
394
00:33:15,525 --> 00:33:18,528
AND SHE WANTED A CIGARETTE,
395
00:33:19,028 --> 00:33:21,497
SO I LIT A COUPLE
OF CIGARETTES, AND--
396
00:33:23,533 --> 00:33:25,535
HMM ?
397
00:33:27,036 --> 00:33:30,039
CIGARETTES. MATCHES.
398
00:33:30,540 --> 00:33:32,542
WHAT ABOUT IT ?
PAPER, PLEASE.
399
00:33:32,542 --> 00:33:36,045
HUH ?
PAPER... PLEASE.
400
00:33:37,547 --> 00:33:39,549
UH--
HOLD STILL ONE MOMENT,
SIR.
401
00:33:51,060 --> 00:33:53,563
YES.
HUH ?
402
00:34:00,069 --> 00:34:02,071
PAPER.
403
00:34:17,587 --> 00:34:19,589
HMM.
404
00:34:21,591 --> 00:34:25,929
[ Flint ]
HMM. INTERESTING.
SINGED, OF COURSE.
405
00:34:25,929 --> 00:34:27,931
SINGED ?
406
00:34:29,432 --> 00:34:34,437
THERE'S SOME STYRAX, YLANG,
MIMOSA, HYACINTH AND...
407
00:34:36,940 --> 00:34:38,942
CANNABIS.
408
00:34:38,942 --> 00:34:42,445
OH.
THERE'S A COMBINATION
OF RARE OILS,
409
00:34:42,445 --> 00:34:46,449
EXOTIC FLOWERS, HERBS
AND MACEDONIAN BRAWLEY...
410
00:34:46,449 --> 00:34:51,955
[ Sniffs ]
COMBINED WITH--
THE ASH, OF COURSE.
411
00:34:52,455 --> 00:34:55,458
AH.
THE RESIDUE.
EUPHORIC ACID.
412
00:34:55,458 --> 00:34:57,460
EUPHORIC ACID.
YES.
413
00:34:57,460 --> 00:34:59,462
YEAH.
CENTURIES OLD,
414
00:34:59,462 --> 00:35:01,965
DISCOVERED BY THE ASSYRIANS
DURING THE REIGN OF HAMMURABI.
415
00:35:01,965 --> 00:35:04,467
WHAT IS IT ?
IT'S A PSYCHIC
DEINHIBITOR--
416
00:35:04,467 --> 00:35:08,972
A TRANQUILIZER WHICH CONVERSELY
STIMULATES THE LIBIDO WHILE
GIVING THE FEELING OF EUPHORIA.
417
00:35:08,972 --> 00:35:11,975
COMBINED WITH ALCOHOL,
IT BECOMES A SOPORIFIC.
418
00:35:11,975 --> 00:35:16,479
IT'S OBVIOUS THAT SOMEONE'S
TRYING TO DISCREDIT YOU--
TO EMBARRASS YOU.
419
00:35:16,980 --> 00:35:19,482
FIRST THE MISSING THREE MINUTES,
AND NOW THIS.
420
00:35:19,482 --> 00:35:21,484
YEAH.
421
00:35:23,486 --> 00:35:26,990
BUT WHO ?
SOMEONE IN YOUR OWN
ORGANIZATION.
422
00:35:26,990 --> 00:35:29,492
YEAH, BUT WHY ?
THAT WE'LL HAVE TO FIND OUT.
423
00:35:29,492 --> 00:35:33,997
HOW CAN I FIND OUT
WHEN MY OWN ORGANIZATION
IS OFF-LIMITS TO ME ?
424
00:35:33,997 --> 00:35:37,000
IT'S NOT OFF-LIMITS
TO ME, SIR.
NOW, WAIT A MINUTE.
425
00:35:37,000 --> 00:35:41,004
WE'RE TALKING ABOUT
A TOP-SECURITY COMPLEX.
IF YOU GET CAUGHT--
426
00:35:41,004 --> 00:35:44,007
[ Laughs ]
I'LL TAKE CARE OF IT
TONIGHT, SIR.
427
00:35:44,474 --> 00:35:47,010
[ Door Opens, Closes ]
428
00:35:49,012 --> 00:35:51,014
COOPER ?
YES, SIR.
429
00:35:51,014 --> 00:35:53,016
GENERAL CARTER.
430
00:35:53,016 --> 00:35:56,019
I BELIEVE WE CAN EXPECT
A VISIT FROM MR. FLINT TONIGHT.
431
00:36:25,548 --> 00:36:27,550
[ Buzzer Buzzes ]
432
00:36:29,052 --> 00:36:31,054
OKAY.
433
00:39:22,191 --> 00:39:24,193
[ Buzzer Buzzes ]
434
00:39:27,697 --> 00:39:31,200
I'LL NEED YOUR
IDENTIFICATION PAPERS, SIR.
435
00:39:32,702 --> 00:39:34,704
MAY I SEE THOSE, PLEASE ?
436
00:39:36,706 --> 00:39:38,708
I'M SORRY, SIR.
THIS DOESN'T PERMIT YOU
IN THIS AREA.
437
00:39:39,208 --> 00:39:40,710
[ Grunting ]
438
00:40:45,274 --> 00:40:47,276
[ Computer Beeping ]
439
00:40:58,788 --> 00:41:02,458
EIGHTY HEARTBEATS PER MINUTE.
440
00:41:02,458 --> 00:41:04,410
MUST BE RUSSIAN COSMONAUTS.
441
00:41:13,970 --> 00:41:15,972
[ Beeping Continues ]
442
00:41:20,977 --> 00:41:22,979
THAT'S 80.
443
00:41:40,997 --> 00:41:43,499
[ Grunts ]
444
00:41:50,006 --> 00:41:52,008
[ Grunts ]
445
00:41:54,210 --> 00:41:55,511
[ Yells ]
446
00:42:23,539 --> 00:42:26,542
[ Grunting Continues ]
447
00:43:04,580 --> 00:43:06,082
[ Yelling ]
448
00:44:02,087 --> 00:44:04,089
LET'S PAY OUR RESPECTS.
449
00:44:23,108 --> 00:44:24,610
MY DEEPEST SYMPATHY, SIR.
450
00:44:32,084 --> 00:44:34,119
YOUR FRIEND FLINT.
451
00:44:36,121 --> 00:44:40,626
I'M SORRY.
THE DOCUMENT DISINTEGRATOR.
452
00:44:42,127 --> 00:44:44,129
YOU KILLED HIM.
453
00:44:46,632 --> 00:44:50,135
MR. CRAMDEN,
I'M SURPRISED AT YOU.
454
00:44:50,135 --> 00:44:53,138
HE BROKE INTO A TOP-SECRET
SECURITY COMPLEX.
455
00:44:53,138 --> 00:44:55,140
THERE WAS NO CHOICE.
456
00:45:07,152 --> 00:45:11,657
HE DID IT BECAUSE I--
457
00:45:12,157 --> 00:45:15,127
I'M SORRY,
BUT YOU KNOW THE RULES, SIR.
458
00:45:42,154 --> 00:45:44,156
FLINT.
459
00:46:02,124 --> 00:46:04,627
HE WAS OBSTINATE.
[ Sighs ]
460
00:46:04,627 --> 00:46:06,629
A LONER.
461
00:46:08,130 --> 00:46:10,132
BUT THE GREATEST.
462
00:46:13,135 --> 00:46:15,137
WHAT ARE YOU DOING ?
463
00:46:16,639 --> 00:46:18,641
SORRY, SIR.
464
00:46:23,145 --> 00:46:25,648
[ Intermittent Ringing ]
465
00:46:28,150 --> 00:46:30,653
YES, SIR ?
466
00:46:30,653 --> 00:46:33,155
HUH ? WHO'S THIS ? FLINT !
467
00:46:34,657 --> 00:46:38,661
FLINT ! WHERE ARE YOU ?
468
00:46:38,661 --> 00:46:41,664
HUH ? DON'T TRUST ANYONE.
I GOT IT. I GOT IT.
469
00:46:41,664 --> 00:46:44,667
FLINT, I GOTTA SEE YOU.
470
00:46:44,667 --> 00:46:47,169
W-WHERE ? MOSCOW ?
471
00:46:48,170 --> 00:46:51,173
WHY MOSCOW ?
472
00:46:51,173 --> 00:46:53,175
FLINT !
473
00:46:55,177 --> 00:46:57,680
HE HUNG UP.
474
00:46:57,680 --> 00:47:00,182
HE'S ALIVE !
HE'S GOING TO MOSCOW !
475
00:47:00,182 --> 00:47:03,686
WELL, IF HE'S ALIVE, SIR,
WHO'S THIS ?
476
00:47:05,187 --> 00:47:09,158
OH, WHO CARES ?
I'VE GOTTA GET THE PRESIDENT.
477
00:47:10,192 --> 00:47:12,194
WHY DIDN'T
YOU TELL ME THIS BEFORE ?
478
00:47:12,194 --> 00:47:16,699
I WAS AFRAID YOU'D HAVE THOUGHT
I CRACKED UP. WHO COULD EXPLAIN
THOSE MISSING THREE MINUTES ?
479
00:47:16,699 --> 00:47:20,202
AND YOU FELT THAT FLINT
COULD HELP UNRAVEL THE PROBLEM.
480
00:47:20,202 --> 00:47:22,204
HE SEEMED MY LAST HOPE, SIR.
481
00:47:22,204 --> 00:47:26,709
AND AFTER HE BROKE INTO SECURITY
LAST NIGHT, HE TOLD YOU THAT WE
WERE INFILTRATED WITH TRAITORS ?
482
00:47:26,709 --> 00:47:28,711
YES, SIR.
483
00:47:30,212 --> 00:47:32,715
DID HE MENTION ANY NAMES ?
484
00:47:32,715 --> 00:47:34,717
NO, SIR,
BUT I BELIEVE HIM.
485
00:47:34,717 --> 00:47:36,719
THAT'S WHY I THOUGHT
YOU SHOULD KNOW, SIR.
486
00:47:38,220 --> 00:47:40,222
I WANNA THANK YOU, LLOYD.
487
00:47:40,222 --> 00:47:43,225
I WANT TO CONFESS
THAT I MISJUDGED FLINT.
488
00:47:43,225 --> 00:47:46,729
WHERE IS HE NOW ?
UH, MOSCOW.
489
00:47:46,729 --> 00:47:48,731
WHAT'S HE DOING IN MOSCOW ?
490
00:47:58,041 --> 00:48:01,044
DEREK, DARLING,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING INMOSKOVA?
491
00:48:03,046 --> 00:48:05,548
THE USUAL THING, MY LOVE.
492
00:48:22,565 --> 00:48:24,567
WHEN CAN I SEE YOU ?
493
00:48:30,073 --> 00:48:31,574
TONIGHT.
494
00:48:39,082 --> 00:48:41,584
WHERE ?
495
00:48:54,597 --> 00:48:57,100
THE USUAL PLACE.
496
00:48:58,601 --> 00:49:00,603
[ Audience Applauding ]
497
00:49:08,611 --> 00:49:11,614
???? [ Rock 'N' Roll ]
498
00:49:30,133 --> 00:49:32,635
???? [ Music Stops ]
[ Gasps ]
499
00:49:32,635 --> 00:49:34,637
DEREK, DARLING.
YES.
500
00:49:34,637 --> 00:49:37,140
YOUR AMERICAN MUSIC
IS SO DECADENT.
501
00:49:37,140 --> 00:49:39,642
YEAH.
MMM, BUT IT'S SO EXCITING.
502
00:49:39,642 --> 00:49:41,644
WELL, THAT'S
WHERE IT'S AT, HONEY.
503
00:49:43,146 --> 00:49:45,148
[ Sighs ]
CHAMPAGNE.
504
00:49:51,654 --> 00:49:53,656
MMM, CHAMPAGNE.
PAZHALSTA.
505
00:49:53,656 --> 00:49:55,658
A GOOD YEAR, HUH ?
506
00:49:55,658 --> 00:49:58,661
I'VE BEEN SAVING IT
FOR YOUR REGULAR VISIT.
507
00:49:58,661 --> 00:50:00,663
MMM !
508
00:50:02,665 --> 00:50:04,667
TONIGHT.
509
00:50:15,127 --> 00:50:17,129
DEREK, DARLING,
[ Moaning ]
510
00:50:17,630 --> 00:50:19,632
YOU HAVEN'T TOLD ME
WHY YOU ARE HERE.
511
00:50:23,636 --> 00:50:27,139
IT HAS TO DO WITH A COUPLE
OF LADY COSMONAUTS.
512
00:50:29,141 --> 00:50:31,143
LADY COSMONAUTS ?
513
00:50:33,646 --> 00:50:36,649
NOW, HOW WOULD I KNOW
ABOUT LADY COSMONAUTS ?
514
00:50:42,655 --> 00:50:45,157
I READ THE CARDIOGRAPHS
FROM THE SPACE PLATFORM.
515
00:50:46,158 --> 00:50:50,162
AND, UH, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK
THESE ARE WOMEN ?
516
00:50:51,664 --> 00:50:54,667
THE MALE HEART BEATS
72 TIMES PER MINUTE.
517
00:50:55,668 --> 00:50:57,670
THE FEMALE, 80.
518
00:50:59,672 --> 00:51:02,174
AND THESE WERE 80 ?
YES.
519
00:51:04,176 --> 00:51:06,178
DEREK,
520
00:51:08,180 --> 00:51:10,182
YOU ARE RIGHT.
521
00:51:10,182 --> 00:51:12,184
THERE ARE TWO MISSING.
522
00:51:13,686 --> 00:51:16,188
THIS IS IMPORTANT, NATASHA.
CAN YOU TELL ME ABOUT IT ?
523
00:51:16,689 --> 00:51:18,190
I WILL TELL YOU ALL I KNOW.
524
00:51:28,701 --> 00:51:31,203
OH, NATASHA--
525
00:51:40,212 --> 00:51:41,714
DON'T YOU MOVE.
526
00:51:47,720 --> 00:51:49,722
IT'S THE SAME INGREDIENTS.
527
00:51:57,229 --> 00:51:59,231
OF COURSE.
IT WAS IN THE PAPER !
528
00:52:04,737 --> 00:52:08,240
AGAVE AMERICANA.
IT'S INDIGENOUS
TO THE VIRGIN ISLANDS.
529
00:52:09,742 --> 00:52:11,243
VIRGIN ISLANDS ?
530
00:52:14,714 --> 00:52:16,716
VIRGIN ISLANDS.
531
00:52:24,223 --> 00:52:26,225
FABULOUS FACE ?
532
00:52:27,226 --> 00:52:29,729
IT'S IN THE VIRGIN ISLANDS,
RIGHT ?
533
00:52:31,230 --> 00:52:33,232
THE MISSING COSMONAUTS--
534
00:52:35,735 --> 00:52:41,240
WHAT IS IT, NATASHA ?
WHAT ARE YOU INTO ?
WHAT IS IT ?
535
00:52:41,240 --> 00:52:44,744
DEREK, DARLING,
I AM NOT YOUR ENEMY.
536
00:52:44,744 --> 00:52:48,247
I AM YOUR FRIEND.
I CAN'T TELL YOU NOW
BECAUSE IT'S TOO LATE.
537
00:52:48,748 --> 00:52:50,750
WELL, TELL ME ANYWAY.
YOU WILL BE VERY HAPPY,
538
00:52:51,250 --> 00:52:54,253
BUT FIRST, DARLING,
YOU MUST MAKE ME HAPPY.
539
00:52:58,257 --> 00:53:00,259
[ Door Opens ]
540
00:53:02,762 --> 00:53:05,765
WHO ARE YOU ?
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE ?
541
00:53:05,765 --> 00:53:08,768
MY APOLOGIES,
COMRADE NATASHA,
542
00:53:08,768 --> 00:53:12,772
BUT THE ORDER COMES
FROM THE PRIME MINISTER HIMSELF.
543
00:53:12,772 --> 00:53:14,774
HE WISHES TO SEE MR. FLINT.
544
00:53:20,780 --> 00:53:23,282
AT 4:30 IN THE MORNING ?
545
00:53:23,282 --> 00:53:28,788
HE COULDN'T SLEEP.
YOUR PERFORMANCE
WAS SO MAGNIFICENT.
546
00:53:28,788 --> 00:53:32,792
HE WISHES TO CONFER UPON YOU
THE NIJINKSY MEDAL.
547
00:53:34,293 --> 00:53:36,295
OH.
[ Chuckling ]
548
00:53:36,295 --> 00:53:39,298
IS THIS YOUR COAT ?
YES.
549
00:53:39,298 --> 00:53:42,301
IVAN, HELP MR. FLINT
ON WITH HIS COAT.
550
00:53:48,307 --> 00:53:50,309
SOON.
551
00:53:58,317 --> 00:54:00,068
NO, NO !
552
00:54:01,570 --> 00:54:05,073
NOW ! YOU TOO !
553
00:54:34,019 --> 00:54:36,021
HOO-HOO.
554
00:54:42,027 --> 00:54:44,029
HOO-HOO !
555
00:54:47,032 --> 00:54:48,533
HI, THERE !
556
00:54:48,533 --> 00:54:50,535
[ Screams ]
557
00:54:52,537 --> 00:54:54,539
[ Gunshots ]
558
00:55:20,065 --> 00:55:22,067
[ Gunshots Continue ]
559
00:55:42,587 --> 00:55:44,589
[ Gunshots Continue ]
560
00:56:09,731 --> 00:56:15,237
[ Gunshots Continue ]
561
00:56:51,723 --> 00:56:54,726
[ Russian Premier ]
MR. PRESIDENT--
562
00:56:54,726 --> 00:56:58,730
MELVIN, LISTEN !
563
00:56:58,730 --> 00:57:02,233
IF YOU HAVEN'T GOT
OUR TWO LADY COSMONAUTS,
564
00:57:02,734 --> 00:57:04,235
WHO HAS ?
565
00:57:05,737 --> 00:57:10,742
MELVIN, I'VE GOT TO FIND
THOSE GIRLS.
566
00:57:10,742 --> 00:57:13,745
BE REASONABLE.
567
00:57:13,745 --> 00:57:16,748
THEY COULD BE WHERE ?
568
00:57:16,748 --> 00:57:20,251
MELVIN, BITE YOUR TONGUE.
THEY COULDN'T LIVE THERE
THREE DAYS. THEY HATE RICE.
569
00:57:22,754 --> 00:57:25,757
MELVIN.
570
00:57:25,757 --> 00:57:29,761
MELVIN, YOU
GIVE ME THE GIRLS.
571
00:57:32,764 --> 00:57:35,266
MELVIN,
572
00:57:35,767 --> 00:57:37,769
I WILL MAKE
A DEAL WITH YOU.
573
00:57:38,269 --> 00:57:40,772
ALL RIGHT. YOU SAY
YOU HAVEN'T GOT THE GIRLS.
574
00:57:40,772 --> 00:57:45,276
BUT JUST IN CASE,
WE GOT FLINT.
575
00:57:46,745 --> 00:57:49,247
"WHO ?" FLINT !
576
00:57:49,247 --> 00:57:52,751
YES, FLINT !
577
00:57:52,751 --> 00:57:56,755
WHAT ? KILL HIM ?
578
00:57:56,755 --> 00:57:59,257
BUT HE'S YOUR
NUMBER ONE HERO.
579
00:58:01,760 --> 00:58:06,264
WELL, MELVIN,
I WAS EXAGGERATING.
580
00:58:06,264 --> 00:58:09,267
WE DON'T
ACTUALLY HAVE HIM,
581
00:58:09,267 --> 00:58:12,270
BUT WE KNOW
WHERE HE IS GOING.
582
00:58:14,272 --> 00:58:17,275
THE VIRGIN ISLANDS.
583
00:58:18,777 --> 00:58:21,780
MELVIN, YOU KNOW
WE GOT NO FLIGHTS THERE.
ONLY TO CUBA.
584
00:58:23,782 --> 00:58:26,284
MELVIN, WHAT WOULD FLINT
WANT IN CUBA ?
585
00:58:26,284 --> 00:58:28,286
[ Groans ]
586
00:58:30,789 --> 00:58:34,242
[ Beeping ]
587
00:58:39,748 --> 00:58:42,751
[ Beeping Continues ]
588
00:58:42,751 --> 00:58:45,754
[ Chickens Clucking ]
589
00:59:04,773 --> 00:59:08,276
SENORA, PARA USTED.
590
00:59:08,276 --> 00:59:10,278
[ Speaking Russian ]
591
00:59:13,281 --> 00:59:15,283
PARA LOS PILOTOS.
592
00:59:15,784 --> 00:59:18,787
[ Russian ]
GRACIAS. GRACIAS.
593
00:59:19,788 --> 00:59:22,290
�� COMO ESTA, PILOTOS ?
594
00:59:22,791 --> 00:59:24,793
PARA USTED Y USTED.
595
00:59:24,793 --> 00:59:26,795
i QUE BUENO !
596
00:59:26,795 --> 00:59:28,797
ES DE HAVANA.
MMM, MUY BUENO.
597
00:59:30,298 --> 00:59:33,802
WHAT'S GOING ON ?
I MENTION FLINT IS IN MOSCOW,
598
00:59:33,802 --> 00:59:36,304
THE PRESIDENT CAN HARDLY
WAIT TO GET RID OF ME.
599
00:59:36,805 --> 00:59:40,308
PEOPLE I'VE NEVER EVEN HEARD OF
ARE PLACED IN KEY POSITIONS,
NEW FACES EVERYWHERE.
600
00:59:40,308 --> 00:59:43,311
EVEN THE DATE OF MY HEARING
POSTPONED.
601
00:59:43,311 --> 00:59:45,814
I TELL YOU,
IF FLINT IS RIGHT...
602
00:59:45,814 --> 00:59:48,817
AND WE'VE BEEN
INFILTRATED,
603
00:59:48,817 --> 00:59:51,820
WE'RE IN REAL DANGER.
604
00:59:53,321 --> 00:59:56,324
I'M BEING ELECTROCUTED.
[ Muttering ]
605
00:59:56,324 --> 00:59:59,327
IF YOU'LL STOP TALKING, SIR,
I BELIEVE I CAN PRY IT OUT.
606
00:59:59,327 --> 01:00:02,831
TAKE IT EASY.
I THINK
I'VE GOT IT, SIR.
607
01:00:06,835 --> 01:00:08,336
A TRANSMITTER.
608
01:00:10,839 --> 01:00:13,842
THEY'VE KNOWN
EVERY MOVE WE'VE MADE.
609
01:00:21,850 --> 01:00:24,352
[ Whispering ]
BUT WHO'S DOING IT, SIR ?
610
01:00:24,352 --> 01:00:27,856
I DON'T KNOW.
BUT I WAS RIGHT,
AND SO WAS FLINT.
611
01:00:29,858 --> 01:00:32,360
HOW DO WE TRACE THEM ?
612
01:00:32,360 --> 01:00:35,363
I THINK I CAN FIND
A WAY, SIR.
613
01:00:37,365 --> 01:00:41,369
THIS DEVICE OPERATES
ON THE SAME PRINCIPLE
AS A WALKIE-TALKIE.
614
01:00:41,369 --> 01:00:44,372
THE SYSTEM
CAN BE REVERSED.
PAPER CLIP, SIR.
615
01:00:56,885 --> 01:01:00,889
THIS TRANSMITTING DEVICE
CAN BECOME A RECEIVER.
616
01:01:05,393 --> 01:01:07,395
JUST A FEW MOMENTS, SIR.
617
01:01:07,395 --> 01:01:09,397
YEAH.
618
01:01:09,397 --> 01:01:11,900
I THINK THIS
SHOULD DO IT.
619
01:01:14,903 --> 01:01:17,405
[ Man On Speaker ]
GENERAL CARTER ?
620
01:01:18,406 --> 01:01:19,908
GENERAL CARTER ?
621
01:01:22,911 --> 01:01:26,414
GENERAL CARTER ?
GENERAL CARTER ?
622
01:01:26,414 --> 01:01:29,417
GENERAL CARTER HERE.
WHAT IS IT, LIEUTENANT ?
623
01:01:29,417 --> 01:01:32,921
SIR, THIS ORDERS ME
TO LOAD THE ROCKET
WITH NUCLEAR BOMBS...
624
01:01:32,921 --> 01:01:35,423
INSTEAD OF A WEATHER
LABORATORY.
625
01:01:35,423 --> 01:01:37,926
NUCLEAR BOMBS, SIR ?
626
01:01:37,926 --> 01:01:41,429
THAT'S RIGHT, LIEUTENANT.
PROJECT DAMOCLES.
PROJECT DAMOCLES ?
627
01:01:41,429 --> 01:01:44,432
ARMING THE SPACE
LABORATORY, SIR ?
THAT'S CORRECT.
628
01:01:44,432 --> 01:01:48,436
THE CODE NAME IS DAMOCLES.
NEW ORDERS DIRECTLY
FROM THE WHITE HOUSE.
629
01:01:48,436 --> 01:01:51,940
THIS IS TOP SECURITY.
YOU UNDERSTAND, LIEUTENANT ?
630
01:01:51,940 --> 01:01:54,442
YES, SIR.
631
01:01:54,442 --> 01:01:57,445
[ General Carter ]
PROCEED WITH ARMING IMMEDIATELY.
632
01:01:57,445 --> 01:02:02,450
ARMING THE SPACE PLATFORM.
YOU REALIZE THE CONSEQUENCES,
AVERY ?
633
01:02:02,450 --> 01:02:05,954
YES, SIR. A NUCLEAR
THREAT TO THE WORLD.
634
01:02:05,954 --> 01:02:09,424
AND HE SAID THE ORDERS
CAME FROM THE WHITE HOUSE.
635
01:02:09,424 --> 01:02:11,926
WE KNOW BETTER THAN THAT.
636
01:02:15,430 --> 01:02:17,432
GENERAL CARTER
IS THE TRAITOR.
637
01:02:17,432 --> 01:02:20,435
WE'VE GOT TO STOP HIM.
638
01:02:20,435 --> 01:02:24,439
[ Avery ]
GENERAL CARTER'S GOT
THE PRESIDENT BRAINWASHED.
639
01:02:24,439 --> 01:02:27,942
IF WE COULD JUST
GET TO FLINT.
640
01:02:27,942 --> 01:02:29,944
YEAH.
641
01:02:32,363 --> 01:02:36,367
WHY, WE CAN !
HE WAS GONNA MEET HIS GIRLS.
642
01:02:36,367 --> 01:02:39,871
THAT'S IT, AVERY !
SOME BEAUTY RESORT...
643
01:02:39,871 --> 01:02:42,373
WITH A SILLY NAME
IN THE VIRGIN ISLANDS.
644
01:02:44,876 --> 01:02:48,830
"FABULOUS FACE."
VIRGIN ISLANDS ?
645
01:02:48,830 --> 01:02:50,832
BUT THAT'S WHERE--
646
01:02:51,332 --> 01:02:53,334
THE MISSILE SITE.
647
01:02:55,336 --> 01:02:57,338
COINCIDENCE ?
648
01:02:59,340 --> 01:03:01,843
AVERY, YOU GET DOWN
TO THE MISSILE SITE.
YES, SIR.
649
01:03:01,843 --> 01:03:03,845
AND YOU, SIR ?
650
01:03:03,845 --> 01:03:06,848
I'M GOING TO FABULOUS FACE.
651
01:03:09,350 --> 01:03:13,354
I HAVEN'T ALWAYS BEEN
A DESK-BOUND COMMANDO.
652
01:03:13,354 --> 01:03:15,356
[ Razor Humming ]
653
01:03:15,356 --> 01:03:20,361
AND FLINT-- HE'S NOT
THE ONLY MASTER OF DISGUISE.
654
01:03:28,369 --> 01:03:32,373
TOVARISCH. TOVARISCH.
655
01:03:38,379 --> 01:03:40,882
DO-SVIDANYA.
656
01:03:40,882 --> 01:03:44,385
???? [ Singing ]
657
01:04:02,403 --> 01:04:04,405
ADIOS.
658
01:04:29,062 --> 01:04:31,565
YOU'RE DOING FINE, DEARIE.
659
01:04:50,083 --> 01:04:53,086
I'D BETTER
TAKE THESE UPSTAIRS.
WHY ?
660
01:04:53,086 --> 01:04:56,089
THERE'S SOMETHING
WRONG WITH THESE GIRLS.
661
01:04:56,089 --> 01:05:00,043
WELL, NOT MUCH
THAT I CAN SEE.
662
01:05:00,043 --> 01:05:05,098
HMM, YES. WELL, MAYBE
THE MACHINES ARE OUT OF WHACK.
663
01:05:07,100 --> 01:05:10,604
JUST THESE THREE ?
UH-UH.
664
01:05:10,604 --> 01:05:15,609
THESE GIRLS HAVE GOT RESISTANCE.
WE'RE JUST NOT REACHING THEM.
665
01:05:17,110 --> 01:05:20,113
YOU KNOW THAT FLINT, HE MUST
MAKE QUITE AN IMPRESSION.
666
01:05:20,113 --> 01:05:22,565
HMM.
667
01:05:22,565 --> 01:05:25,118
WELL, I'D BETTER
TAKE THESE UPSTAIRS.
THEY'LL KNOW WHAT TO DO.
668
01:05:25,118 --> 01:05:27,570
MIND THE STORE ?
OKAY.
669
01:05:35,128 --> 01:05:37,631
WHAT'S THE TROUBLE ?
I CAN'T EXPLAIN IT.
670
01:05:37,631 --> 01:05:40,634
THESE GIRLS HAVE REJECTED
ALL OUR PROGRAMMING.
671
01:05:40,634 --> 01:05:42,636
THIS MR. FLINT OF THEIRS--
672
01:05:42,636 --> 01:05:46,139
YES. YES,
HE'S QUITE AN INFLUENCE.
673
01:05:46,139 --> 01:05:48,642
AS A MATTER OF FACT, HE'S
ON HIS WAY HERE RIGHT NOW,
674
01:05:49,142 --> 01:05:51,144
AND WE MUST GET THEM
OUT OF SIGHT.
675
01:05:58,652 --> 01:06:01,154
[ Women Chattering ]
676
01:06:14,167 --> 01:06:17,671
WELCOME TO FABULOUS FACE,
MRS. HILLER.
677
01:06:19,673 --> 01:06:23,176
OH, I'LL TAKE THE BAGS.
THANK YOU.
678
01:06:23,176 --> 01:06:26,680
YOUR ROOM IS READY.
WILL YOU FOLLOW ME, PLEASE ?
679
01:06:30,183 --> 01:06:33,687
I'M SURE YOU'LL ENJOY YOUR STAY
HERE AT FABULOUS FACE.
680
01:06:35,689 --> 01:06:38,692
COME ALONG NOW, DEAR.
JUST TAKE YOUR TIME.
681
01:06:43,697 --> 01:06:45,699
THAT'S JUST FINE.
682
01:06:54,207 --> 01:06:56,710
UH, THIS WAY, DEAR.
683
01:07:02,215 --> 01:07:04,718
GET A LOAD OF THIS ONE.
684
01:07:04,718 --> 01:07:06,720
OH.
685
01:07:06,720 --> 01:07:08,722
WHAT'S THAT ?
686
01:07:08,722 --> 01:07:11,224
THAT'S WHAT I CALL
AMBITION.
687
01:07:16,229 --> 01:07:18,231
GOOD MORNING.
688
01:07:35,749 --> 01:07:39,252
MR. PRESIDENT.
YES, MADAM ?
689
01:07:40,754 --> 01:07:42,756
M-- OH !
690
01:07:45,258 --> 01:07:47,761
LLOYD !
691
01:07:47,761 --> 01:07:50,764
OF COURSE.
692
01:07:50,764 --> 01:07:54,768
THE GOLF COURSE.
THE MISSING THREE MINUTES.
693
01:07:54,768 --> 01:07:57,771
LLOYD, WHAT'S GOING ON ?
WHY AM I HERE ?
694
01:08:01,191 --> 01:08:03,777
WE'LL TAKE CARE OF THAT.
THERE. ISN'T THAT BETTER ?
695
01:08:03,777 --> 01:08:05,779
JUST ONE MORE SESSION,
AND WE'RE THROUGH FOR THE DAY.
696
01:08:08,698 --> 01:08:12,285
WELL, I HOPE AT LEAST
THIS ONE WILL BE COOL.
697
01:08:12,285 --> 01:08:15,288
OH, YOU'LL JUST LOVE IT.
MM-HMM.
698
01:08:15,288 --> 01:08:17,290
THAT'S A CRYOBIOLOGY LAB !
699
01:08:17,290 --> 01:08:20,293
OH, NO ! YOU'RE NOT
PUTTING ME IN THERE !
[ Women Yelling ]
700
01:08:20,293 --> 01:08:23,296
LET ME GO !
NO ! LET ME GO !
OH, PLEASE, NO !
701
01:08:23,797 --> 01:08:26,800
YOU'RE NOT PUTTING
ME IN THERE !
OH, YES, DEAR.
702
01:08:33,807 --> 01:08:35,809
I HATED TO DO THAT.
THEY'RE NICE.
703
01:08:36,309 --> 01:08:38,311
WHAT A PITY THEY'RE
SO HARD TO CONVINCE.
704
01:08:38,311 --> 01:08:41,815
IT'S THAT FLINT OF THEIRS.
HE MUST BE A HYPNOTIST
OR SOMETHING.
705
01:08:41,815 --> 01:08:46,319
DOES IT EVER MAKE YOU WONDER
WHEN YOU SEE HOW GIRLS
LIKE THAT FEEL ?
706
01:08:48,822 --> 01:08:50,323
FORGET IT.
707
01:09:13,763 --> 01:09:16,266
[ Dolphin Chattering ]
708
01:09:20,770 --> 01:09:23,273
[ Dolphin Chattering ]
709
01:13:07,580 --> 01:13:09,582
PENTHOUSE, PLEASE.
710
01:13:43,649 --> 01:13:46,152
HELLO, MR. FLINT.
711
01:13:46,652 --> 01:13:49,155
MISS NORTON.
712
01:13:49,155 --> 01:13:53,159
I IMAGINE YOU FIND IT ALL
A BIT... GOTHIC ?
713
01:13:53,159 --> 01:13:55,161
IT'S LOVELY.
714
01:13:57,163 --> 01:14:02,668
WHAT YOU MUST THINK OF US...
TO COME IN THIS WAY,
UNANNOUNCED.
715
01:14:02,668 --> 01:14:06,172
BUT NOT UNEXPECTED,
I GATHER.
716
01:14:06,172 --> 01:14:09,675
NO. IS THIS REAL ?
717
01:14:09,675 --> 01:14:12,678
CRYOBIOLOGY ?
YES.
718
01:14:12,678 --> 01:14:15,681
OH, YES.
YES, IT'S QUITE REAL.
719
01:14:15,681 --> 01:14:19,185
WE CALL IT OUR
"SAVE FOR LATER" PROGRAM.
720
01:14:19,185 --> 01:14:21,187
[ Chuckles ]
NO !
YES.
721
01:14:21,187 --> 01:14:26,158
HERE, PEOPLE WORTH KEEPING
CAN BE SAVED FOR A TIME
MORE WORTH LIVING IN.
722
01:14:26,158 --> 01:14:30,162
AS A MATTER OF FACT, IT'S REALLY
QUITE THE ULTIMATE LUXURY.
723
01:14:30,162 --> 01:14:33,165
HMM.
JUST IMAGINE.
724
01:14:34,166 --> 01:14:36,669
JUST IMAGINE.
725
01:14:36,669 --> 01:14:40,172
HERE WE CAN SUSPEND TIME
FOR AS LONG AS WE WISH...
726
01:14:40,673 --> 01:14:44,627
TO RETURN 50
OR A HUNDRED YEARS LATER.
727
01:14:45,127 --> 01:14:47,630
WELL...
728
01:14:47,630 --> 01:14:50,132
TO BE FROZEN
IN NITROGEN GAS...
729
01:14:50,132 --> 01:14:53,135
AND THEN THAWED OUT
AT SOME TIME LATER
LIKE A SUPERMARKET PIZZA...
730
01:14:53,135 --> 01:14:57,640
IS NOT EXACTLY THE CLASSICAL
IDEA OF IMMORTALITY, BUT--
731
01:15:00,643 --> 01:15:03,646
NOW, THOSE-- OCCUPIED ?
732
01:15:03,646 --> 01:15:06,115
OH, YES.
WHO ?
733
01:15:06,615 --> 01:15:09,118
BUT-BUT COME ALONG,
MR. FLINT.
734
01:15:09,118 --> 01:15:14,073
THIS, UH, REALLY ISN'T
MUCH OF A WELCOME.
735
01:15:14,073 --> 01:15:17,576
I'D LIKE
TO GIVE YOU A TOUR.
736
01:15:17,576 --> 01:15:20,079
I'M SURE OUR LADIES...
737
01:15:20,579 --> 01:15:24,583
WOULD LIKE TO GET A GOOD LOOK
AT THE FAMOUS DEREK FLINT.
738
01:15:24,583 --> 01:15:28,087
[ Chuckles ]
OH, YOU'RE VERY FLATTERING.
739
01:15:28,087 --> 01:15:32,091
????
740
01:15:32,591 --> 01:15:35,594
???? [ Vocalizing ]
741
01:15:50,109 --> 01:15:52,111
GOOD EVENING, MR. FLINT.
742
01:15:52,111 --> 01:15:54,613
GOOD EVENING,
MR. FLINT.
743
01:15:56,115 --> 01:15:58,117
MAY I ?
THANK YOU.
744
01:16:04,623 --> 01:16:06,625
OH, SORRY.
745
01:16:11,630 --> 01:16:14,633
THANK YOU.
YOU'RE WELCOME.
746
01:16:20,639 --> 01:16:22,641
EXCUSE ME.
747
01:16:22,641 --> 01:16:26,645
YOU'RE QUITE ACCUSTOMED
TO BEING ADMIRED BY WOMEN,
AREN'T YOU ?
748
01:16:26,645 --> 01:16:29,148
HMM.
ALL THOSE, UH,
RIDICULOUS--
749
01:16:29,648 --> 01:16:32,651
SIGHS ?
YES, YOU'RE QUITE RIGHT.
THEY ARE RIDICULOUS.
750
01:16:32,651 --> 01:16:37,656
I MUST SAY IT'S REFRESHING
TO BE WITH A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN
WHO'S ABOVE THAT SORT OF THING.
751
01:16:37,656 --> 01:16:40,659
WHY, I NEVER SAID I WAS ABOVE
THAT SORT OF THING.
752
01:16:40,659 --> 01:16:44,163
WHAT I MEANT WAS, UH--
753
01:16:44,163 --> 01:16:46,665
YES ?
754
01:16:46,665 --> 01:16:49,668
YOU REALLY ARE
GOOD AT IT, MR. FLINT.
755
01:16:49,668 --> 01:16:52,171
[ Chuckling ]
TELL ME SOMETHING.
756
01:16:52,171 --> 01:16:57,176
WHAT IS IT ABOUT YOU THAT
MAKES YOU SO IRRESISTIBLE
TO WOMEN ?
757
01:16:57,176 --> 01:17:00,679
IT'S VERY SIMPLE.
I DON'T COMPETE WITH THEM.
758
01:17:22,701 --> 01:17:25,671
NOW THAT ENDS THE SUSPENSE.
759
01:17:27,206 --> 01:17:31,210
YOU'RE QUITE RIGHT.
I WAS CURIOUS.
760
01:17:31,210 --> 01:17:34,713
WELL, NOW YOU'VE HAD THE TOUR,
AND SO HAVE I.
761
01:17:35,214 --> 01:17:37,716
IT'S GETTING LATE,
MR. FLINT.
762
01:17:37,716 --> 01:17:40,219
SHALL I HAVE THEM TAKE YOU
TO THE AIRPORT NOW ?
763
01:17:40,219 --> 01:17:43,222
NO. I WANT
TO SEE THE GIRLS.
THE GIRLS ?
764
01:17:43,222 --> 01:17:46,725
WHERE ARE THEY ?
THEY LEFT THIS MORNING.
765
01:17:48,227 --> 01:17:50,229
LOOK, I JUST CAME
FROM MOSCOW.
766
01:17:50,229 --> 01:17:53,232
I HAD A TALK WITH A LITTLE
BALLERINA NAMED NATASHA.
767
01:17:53,232 --> 01:17:56,735
THERE ARE
TWO COSMONAUTS UP THERE,
AND MY GIRLS ARE HERE.
768
01:17:56,735 --> 01:17:59,238
THERE'S A CONNECTION.
WHAT IS IT ?
769
01:18:01,240 --> 01:18:03,242
COSMONAUTS ?
MM-HMM.
770
01:18:03,742 --> 01:18:05,744
BALLERINAS ?
[ Laughs ]
771
01:18:14,420 --> 01:18:17,256
I THINK WE SHOULD
TAKE HIM TO THE OFFICE.
772
01:18:19,258 --> 01:18:21,260
LEAD ON, LADIES.
773
01:18:27,266 --> 01:18:30,769
NOW, LET'S NOT HAVE
THAT MEDIA DISCUSSION
ALL OVER AGAIN.
774
01:18:30,769 --> 01:18:34,773
THE ANNOUNCEMENT
HAS TO BE ON TELEVISION
THE SAME TIME EVERYWHERE.
775
01:18:34,773 --> 01:18:37,776
- UNDERSTOOD ?
- [ Chattering ]
776
01:18:43,282 --> 01:18:45,284
DO YOU MIND ?
777
01:18:53,792 --> 01:18:55,794
COME ALONG, MR. FLINT.
778
01:19:02,801 --> 01:19:06,805
LADIES, THIS, OF COURSE,
IS DEREK FLINT.
779
01:19:06,805 --> 01:19:09,308
MISS ELISABETH.
MISS ELISABETH.
780
01:19:09,308 --> 01:19:11,310
MISS SIMONE.
MISS SIMONE.
781
01:19:11,310 --> 01:19:13,779
AND MISS HELENA.
MISS HELENA.
782
01:19:13,779 --> 01:19:15,814
I KNOW ALL OF YOU LADIES.
783
01:19:15,814 --> 01:19:20,319
FASHIONS, COSMETICS,
PUBLICATIONS, COMMUNICATIONS.
784
01:19:20,319 --> 01:19:22,821
YOU'RE ALL
VERY FAMOUS LADIES.
785
01:19:22,821 --> 01:19:24,823
WHAT YOU DON'T MANAGE,
YOU CONTROL.
786
01:19:24,823 --> 01:19:27,826
WHAT YOU DON'T CONTROL,
YOU INFLUENCE.
787
01:19:27,826 --> 01:19:30,829
WHAT YOU DON'T INFLUENCE,
YOU PROBABLY ONE DAY
WILL INHERIT, HMM ?
788
01:19:30,829 --> 01:19:33,332
THAT'S VERY WELL PUT,
MR. FLYNN-- UH, MR. FLINT.
789
01:19:33,832 --> 01:19:35,834
DON'T YOU AGREE, LADIES ?
[ Together ]
INDEED.
790
01:19:36,335 --> 01:19:40,339
[ Man On Speaker ]
ALL SILO PERSONNEL STAND BY.
READY FOR MISSILE LOADING.
791
01:19:40,339 --> 01:19:43,842
EXCELLENT. EXCELLENT.
792
01:19:45,344 --> 01:19:48,347
WELL, I MUST SAY THAT
THIS IS QUITE A SIGHT
FOR A MERE MAN...
793
01:19:48,347 --> 01:19:51,350
TO BE PRESENT HERE
AMONG ALL OF YOU.
794
01:19:51,350 --> 01:19:55,354
THIS, UH, SUMMIT CONFERENCE
OF BRAINS AND BEAUTY,
795
01:19:55,354 --> 01:19:58,357
ALL SITTING HERE WATCHING
A ROCKET BEING PREPARED.
796
01:19:58,857 --> 01:20:01,360
NOW, WHAT COULD THAT MEAN ?
797
01:20:01,360 --> 01:20:03,362
UH...
798
01:20:05,364 --> 01:20:07,866
THOSE RUSSIAN LADIES
FLYING AROU--
799
01:20:09,868 --> 01:20:12,371
YOU'RE IN CONTROL
OF THE SPACE PLATFORM ?
800
01:20:12,371 --> 01:20:15,374
HE'S REALLY VERY CLEVER.
801
01:20:15,374 --> 01:20:20,346
MR. FLINT, YOU'RE REALLY
QUITE INTELLIGENT FOR A MAN.
802
01:20:20,346 --> 01:20:25,351
YES, YES. BUT IT'S GETTING
LATE, AND THERE'S STILL
A GREAT DEAL TO BE DONE.
803
01:20:25,351 --> 01:20:30,356
RUN ALONG, MR. FLINT.
ALL YOUR QUESTIONS
WILL BE ANSWERED TOMORROW.
804
01:20:30,356 --> 01:20:34,810
AS SOON AS PROJECT DAMOCLES
IS COMPLETE, WE SHALL RETURN.
805
01:20:37,312 --> 01:20:40,315
PROJECT DAMOCLES ?
PROJECT DAMOCLES.
806
01:20:40,816 --> 01:20:44,820
THE PROJECT DAMOCLES THAT
CALLS FOR NUCLEAR ENERGY
TO BE USED AS A THREAT ?
807
01:20:44,820 --> 01:20:46,822
CORRECT.
808
01:20:46,822 --> 01:20:50,325
THAT'S A TOTALLY
DISCREDITED IDEA. NO ONE
IN HIS RIGHT MIND COULD--
809
01:20:50,325 --> 01:20:52,327
MISS ELISABETH, WE CAN'T
LET HIM LEAVE HERE NOW.
810
01:20:52,327 --> 01:20:55,831
NO, MY DEAR.
YOU'RE QUITE RIGHT.
811
01:20:55,831 --> 01:20:58,834
DON'T BE SO NERVOUS,
MR. FLINT.
812
01:20:58,834 --> 01:21:01,336
THERE'S NOTHING
TO WORRY ABOUT.
813
01:21:01,336 --> 01:21:05,340
BY THIS TIME TOMORROW,
WOMEN WILL BE RUNNING
THE WORLD.
814
01:21:05,340 --> 01:21:09,845
AND THEN YOU WILL SEE
HOW QUICKLY EVERYTHING
WILL SETTLE DOWN.
815
01:21:09,845 --> 01:21:12,848
WOMEN RUNNING THE WORLD ?
816
01:21:14,850 --> 01:21:17,853
[ Laughing ]
817
01:21:21,356 --> 01:21:24,359
OH, YOU CAN'T--
YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS.
818
01:21:24,359 --> 01:21:26,829
WHY NOT, MR. FLINT ?
YES, WHY NOT ?
819
01:21:26,829 --> 01:21:29,364
OH, COME NOW, MR. FLINT.
HOW MANY BUSINESSES...
820
01:21:29,865 --> 01:21:34,369
ARE ACTUALLY BEING RUN
BY SECRETARIES,
MISTRESSES, WIVES ?
821
01:21:34,870 --> 01:21:37,873
IF THE BOSS GOES AWAY
FOR A FEW DAYS,
DOES THE WORK STOP ?
822
01:21:37,873 --> 01:21:41,877
NO, OF COURSE NOT.
THAT'S PROBABLY TRUE,
BUT I CAN'T IMAGINE--
823
01:21:41,877 --> 01:21:45,881
YOU CAN'T IMAGINE
HOW WE POOR, DEAR LADIES
CAN COPE WITH IT ALL ?
824
01:21:45,881 --> 01:21:48,884
FACE IT, MR. FLINT.
WE WOMEN ARE OUTLIVING YOU.
825
01:21:48,884 --> 01:21:51,386
THE WEALTH OF THIS COUNTRY,
OF THE WORLD,
826
01:21:51,887 --> 01:21:54,890
IS CONCENTRATED
IN OUR DISHPAN HANDS.
827
01:21:54,890 --> 01:21:58,894
IN THE LABORATORIES, OUR
REFLEXES ARE QUICKER THAN YOURS,
828
01:21:58,894 --> 01:22:01,897
OUR MANUAL DEXTERITY
20 PERCENT HIGHER...
829
01:22:01,897 --> 01:22:04,399
AND OUR PATIENCE
A DAMN SIGHT LONGER.
830
01:22:04,399 --> 01:22:07,402
ALL RIGHT.
GRANTED ALL OF THAT.
831
01:22:07,402 --> 01:22:10,405
NOW, WHAT'S YOUR HURRY ?
WHY DON'T YOU JUST WAIT ?
832
01:22:10,405 --> 01:22:12,908
IT'LL ALL FALL
RIGHT INTO YOUR LAPS.
833
01:22:12,908 --> 01:22:17,913
UH, YOU WILL STILL HAVE LAPS
WHEN YOU'RE ALL WEARING
THE PANTS, I ASSUME.
834
01:22:17,913 --> 01:22:21,917
BUT WHAT ABOUT THE MILLIONS
OF WOMEN THROUGHOUT THE WORLD...
835
01:22:21,917 --> 01:22:24,419
WHO MAY NOT SEE YOUR LITTLE
PLAN JUST THE WAY YOU DO ?
836
01:22:24,419 --> 01:22:26,922
DID YOU SAY
MILLIONS ?
MILLIONS, YES.
837
01:22:26,922 --> 01:22:31,927
MY DEAR,
SHOW MR. FLINT HOW
THE HAIR DRYER WORKS.
838
01:22:31,927 --> 01:22:34,930
GO AHEAD, MR. FLINT.
I THINK YOU'LL BE
QUITE INTERESTED.
839
01:22:35,430 --> 01:22:36,932
HAIR DRYER ?
840
01:22:46,441 --> 01:22:50,946
I SUPPOSE WHEN THE HAIR IS WET,
THE CURRENT IS CONDUCTED
AND THE PROGRAMMING RECEIVED.
841
01:22:54,950 --> 01:22:57,953
BRAIN AND HAIR WASHING
AT THE SAME TIME.
842
01:22:58,453 --> 01:22:59,955
EXACTLY.
843
01:23:04,459 --> 01:23:07,462
[ Sighs ]
YOU REALLY THINK YOU CAN
GET AWAY WITH THIS ?
844
01:23:07,462 --> 01:23:10,465
GET AWAY WITH IT ?
845
01:23:10,966 --> 01:23:14,970
OH, MR. FLINT,
THINK A MINUTE. THINK.
846
01:23:14,970 --> 01:23:19,474
NOW THEN, HAIR DRYERS
LIKE THESE HAVE BEEN IN USE
FOR SOME TIME, CORRECT ?
847
01:23:19,474 --> 01:23:21,476
YES, CORRECT.
848
01:23:21,476 --> 01:23:23,979
VERY WELL.
FOR MANY YEARS NOW,
849
01:23:23,979 --> 01:23:26,481
EVERY TIME A WOMAN
WENT INTO A BEAUTY SHOP,
850
01:23:26,982 --> 01:23:31,486
SHE CAME OUT A LITTLE BIT MORE
DISSATISFIED WITH A MAN'S WORLD.
851
01:23:31,486 --> 01:23:34,489
WE'VE BEEN BUSY, MR. FLINT.
852
01:23:34,489 --> 01:23:38,994
I THINK YOU'LL FIND
THE CONTENTED HOUSEWIFE...
853
01:23:38,994 --> 01:23:40,996
IS A THING OF THE PAST.
854
01:23:51,506 --> 01:23:53,508
LADIES.
855
01:23:59,014 --> 01:24:01,016
FORGET IT !
856
01:24:01,516 --> 01:24:03,518
[ Ladies Together ]
FORGET IT ?
857
01:24:03,518 --> 01:24:07,022
[ Door Opens ]
[ Ladies Murmuring ]
858
01:24:08,523 --> 01:24:11,526
GENERAL CARTER, WHAT
IS THE MEANING OF THIS ?
859
01:24:11,526 --> 01:24:14,529
WHY AREN'T YOU AND SEBASTIAN
GETTING THE FLIGHT READY ?
YOU KNOW YOUR ORDERS.
860
01:24:14,529 --> 01:24:19,034
SHUT UP AND SIT DOWN,
YOUR HIGHNESS.
PLAYTIME IS OVER.
861
01:24:19,034 --> 01:24:21,536
SIT. MAJOR.
862
01:24:21,536 --> 01:24:26,541
WELL, MR. FLINT, I BET
YOU'VE BEEN GETTING AN EARFUL
OF THIS NONSENSE TOO.
863
01:24:26,541 --> 01:24:30,545
WELL--
WELL, FORGET IT.
THE SITUATION IS WELL IN HAND.
864
01:24:30,545 --> 01:24:32,547
MY HAND.
865
01:24:33,048 --> 01:24:36,051
DID YOU REALLY THINK WE WERE
GONNA GO THROUGH ALL THAT
JUST FOR YOU OLD BROADS ?
866
01:24:36,051 --> 01:24:38,553
BROADS ?
COME ON NOW, DID YOU ?
867
01:24:38,553 --> 01:24:43,058
BUT SEBASTIAN BELIEVED IN US.
AND SO DID YOU AND THE GIRLS
ON THE PLATFORM.
868
01:24:43,558 --> 01:24:46,561
SEBASTIAN, THE ACTOR ?
[ Carter ]
THE BEST.
869
01:24:46,561 --> 01:24:50,065
WHAT'S HE PLAYING ?
THE PRESIDENT.
870
01:24:50,065 --> 01:24:54,069
THE PRESIDENT ?
YES. HE TOOK YOU
ALL IN, DIDN'T HE ?
871
01:24:54,569 --> 01:24:57,572
YOU KNOW SOMETHING ?
HE'S REALLY ENJOYING
THE ROLE.
872
01:24:57,572 --> 01:25:00,575
SO MUCH SO, WE'RE GOING
TO MAKE THE WHOLE THING
PERMANENT.
873
01:25:00,575 --> 01:25:04,079
[ Elisabeth ]
ALL THIS TIME, THE YEARS
WE SPENT IN PLANNING--
874
01:25:04,079 --> 01:25:08,583
HE COULDN'T HAVE FOOLED US.
HE WAS SO SINCERE
ABOUT OUR CAUSE.
875
01:25:08,583 --> 01:25:11,086
OH, YES, HE WAS SINCERE.
876
01:25:11,086 --> 01:25:13,588
BUT THAT'S BEFORE WE SAW
THE VIEW FROM THE TOP.
877
01:25:13,588 --> 01:25:16,591
AN ACTOR AS PRESIDENT ?
878
01:25:17,592 --> 01:25:21,596
OH, WE WERE FOOLS
TO TRUST ANY MAN !
879
01:25:21,596 --> 01:25:25,600
I HATE TO BREAK THIS UP,
BUT I'VE GOT TO BE THERE
WHEN THE BALLOON GOES UP.
880
01:25:25,600 --> 01:25:29,604
YES, OF COURSE.
MAJOR, ESCORT MR. FLINT
PERSONALLY TO THE COOLER.
881
01:25:31,606 --> 01:25:36,111
THE COOLER ?
YES. YOU'LL SEE YOUR
FRIENDS THERE IN A MINUTE.
882
01:25:36,111 --> 01:25:38,113
TAKE THE LADIES DOWN.
883
01:25:38,113 --> 01:25:41,116
[ Women Screaming ]
884
01:25:47,622 --> 01:25:50,625
[ Yells ]
885
01:25:50,625 --> 01:25:53,628
[ Screaming,
Shouting Continue ]
886
01:26:17,152 --> 01:26:19,154
[ Shouting ]
887
01:27:04,699 --> 01:27:07,202
[ Women Scream ]
888
01:27:07,202 --> 01:27:10,705
[ Grunting ]
889
01:27:42,737 --> 01:27:45,240
[ Man Yells, Grunts ]
890
01:28:10,265 --> 01:28:12,267
SHALL WE TRY DIPLOMACY ?
891
01:28:14,769 --> 01:28:17,772
YOU'VE KEPT EVERYONE
WAITING, MR. FLINT.
892
01:28:19,774 --> 01:28:23,695
[ Elisabeth ]
TAKE YOUR HANDS OFF ME,
YOU MONSTER ! HOW DARE YOU !
893
01:28:30,202 --> 01:28:33,205
[ Gas Hissing ]
894
01:28:41,213 --> 01:28:45,717
SINCE THERE AREN'T ENOUGH
FREEZERS TO GO AROUND, YOU TWO
WILL JUST HAVE TO DOUBLE UP.
895
01:28:45,717 --> 01:28:48,720
I'VE SEEN TO IT
THAT YOU HAVE A LOVELY
COMPANION, MR. FLINT.
896
01:28:48,720 --> 01:28:50,722
YOU'RE SO KIND.
897
01:28:59,731 --> 01:29:02,234
[ Gas Hissing ]
898
01:29:48,830 --> 01:29:52,784
[ Beeping ]
899
01:29:57,255 --> 01:29:59,758
[ Beeping Intensifies ]
900
01:30:31,539 --> 01:30:34,576
[ Beeping Continues ]
901
01:31:20,088 --> 01:31:22,090
HOW MUCH TIME DO WE HAVE ?
902
01:31:23,591 --> 01:31:25,093
WE HAVE LESS THAN AN HOUR.
903
01:31:25,593 --> 01:31:28,596
[ Whistles ]
SIR, A CALL FROM YOU ?
THERE'S AN AIR BASE CLOSE BY.
904
01:31:29,097 --> 01:31:31,099
WHO'D BELIEVE ME ?
905
01:31:33,601 --> 01:31:38,606
WELL, I SAW A LOT OF FLOATING
STUFF UP THERE, AND YOUR STAFF,
I UNDERSTAND, IS QUITE ATHLETIC.
906
01:31:38,606 --> 01:31:42,610
I DON'T KNOW
WHAT YOU MEAN.
I DO.
907
01:31:42,610 --> 01:31:46,114
LOOK, MISS ELISABETH,
OUR WAY JUST DIDN'T WORK.
908
01:31:46,114 --> 01:31:49,117
I'LL GET THE REST OF THE GIRLS,
AND I'LL MEET YOU AT THE BEACH.
909
01:31:49,117 --> 01:31:52,120
BUT WHAT WILL YOU DO
WHEN YOU GET THERE ?
OPERATION SMOOCH.
910
01:31:52,120 --> 01:31:54,122
OPERATION SMOOCH ?
911
01:31:54,122 --> 01:31:57,125
OPERATION SMOOCH ?
912
01:31:59,127 --> 01:32:01,129
SMOOCH.
913
01:32:07,051 --> 01:32:09,137
[ Women Chattering ]
914
01:35:46,854 --> 01:35:49,357
[ Men Grunting ]
915
01:35:55,863 --> 01:35:58,866
[ Women Yelling ]
916
01:36:17,801 --> 01:36:20,303
I'VE BEEN EXPECTING YOU, SIR.
917
01:36:20,303 --> 01:36:23,807
MR. PRESIDENT, MR. FLINT,
IF YOU'LL FOLLOW ME, PLEASE.
918
01:36:23,807 --> 01:36:25,809
COME THIS WAY, LADIES.
919
01:36:52,335 --> 01:36:55,839
GENTLEMEN. GENTLEMEN,
WE ARE RAPIDLY APPROACHING...
920
01:36:55,839 --> 01:36:59,342
WHAT WE HOPE WILL BE THE MOST
MOMENTOUS LAUNCH OF THE CENTURY.
921
01:36:59,342 --> 01:37:02,345
I'M SURE YOU'LL JOIN WITH ME IN
WISHING BOTH OF OUR ASTRONAUTS--
922
01:37:02,345 --> 01:37:05,298
WHAT THE HELL
IS GOING ON HERE ?
I DON'T KNOW.
923
01:37:05,298 --> 01:37:06,850
GUARDS !
924
01:37:09,352 --> 01:37:12,355
-[ Man ] IT'S THE PRESIDENT !
- NO, THAT'S THE PRESIDENT.
925
01:37:18,862 --> 01:37:22,866
NOW, YOU ALL KNOW ME.
YOU'VE KNOWN ME FOR YEARS !
926
01:37:30,373 --> 01:37:33,376
THAT MAN IS AN IMPOSTOR.
927
01:37:36,379 --> 01:37:40,383
HE'S RIGHT.
I WAS NOT ELECTED
TO THIS OFFICE.
928
01:37:40,884 --> 01:37:45,388
HOWEVER, THERE ARE CERTAIN
COMPELLING REASONS WHY I FEEL
I SHOULD CONTINUE IN IT.
929
01:37:45,889 --> 01:37:49,893
AND I'M SURE THAT
GENERAL CARTER AGREES WITH ME.
OH, YES, SIR.
930
01:37:50,393 --> 01:37:53,897
YOU TAKE CHARGE HERE, SIR.
I'LL SEE THE BIRD FLIES RIGHT.
931
01:37:55,398 --> 01:37:57,901
COUNTDOWN WILL CONTINUE.
932
01:38:00,904 --> 01:38:03,406
PICK UP THE COUNT, SOLDIER.
933
01:38:06,409 --> 01:38:08,912
T: 11 MINUTES.
934
01:38:12,415 --> 01:38:14,918
DON'T BE DISTURBED,
GENTLEMEN.
935
01:38:14,918 --> 01:38:19,422
I ASSURE YOU THAT OUR RELATIONS
WITH YOUR GOVERNMENTS
WILL CONTINUE AS BEFORE.
936
01:38:19,422 --> 01:38:23,927
IN FACT, WITH POSSIBLY
FEWER DISAGREEMENTS.
[ Man On Speaker, Indistinct ]
937
01:38:23,927 --> 01:38:26,429
VERIFY THAT MISSILE CHECKS
ARE COMPLETE...
938
01:38:26,429 --> 01:38:28,932
AND AUXILIARY CHECKOUT KIT
READOUT IS COMPATIBLE.
939
01:38:31,935 --> 01:38:33,937
WELL, DOCTOR,
HOW ARE THEY ?
940
01:38:34,437 --> 01:38:36,940
THEY'RE IN EXCELLENT
CONDITION, GENERAL.
941
01:38:36,940 --> 01:38:39,442
EXCELLENT.
GOOD.
942
01:38:39,442 --> 01:38:41,945
THE PRESIDENT ASKED ME
PERSONALLY TO OFFER HIS BEST.
943
01:38:42,445 --> 01:38:43,947
THANK YOU, SIR.
GOOD LUCK.
944
01:38:44,447 --> 01:38:46,449
THANK YOU, SIR.
HAVE A GOOD TRIP.
945
01:38:47,951 --> 01:38:50,954
[ Man On Speaker ]
T: EIGHT MINUTES. MARK.
946
01:38:52,956 --> 01:38:54,958
[ Men Grunting ]
947
01:38:57,460 --> 01:39:01,464
[ Man On Speaker ]
VERIFY THAT MOD III GUIDANCE
DATA LINK TEST IS COMPLETE.
948
01:39:06,469 --> 01:39:10,974
VERIFY FLIGHT
DYNAMICS AUXILIARY SUSTAINER
CUTOFF TEST IS COMPLETE.
949
01:39:14,927 --> 01:39:16,980
T: SEVEN MINUTES.
950
01:39:16,980 --> 01:39:19,983
LADIES.
MARK.
951
01:39:21,985 --> 01:39:25,488
HELLO, BABY.
YOU DON'T NEED
YOUR GUN, HONEY.
952
01:39:25,488 --> 01:39:28,491
[ Chattering Continues ]
953
01:39:36,499 --> 01:39:39,002
BUT I CAN'T.
I'M MARRIED.
954
01:39:39,002 --> 01:39:42,005
I'M MARRIED.
955
01:39:43,506 --> 01:39:46,509
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS ?
SADIE HAWKINS DAY ?
956
01:39:50,013 --> 01:39:52,515
CUT IT OUT.
CUT IT OUT !
957
01:39:53,016 --> 01:39:54,517
I--
958
01:39:57,020 --> 01:40:00,023
CUT IT OUT.
THAT IS A PRESIDENTIAL ORDER.
959
01:40:00,023 --> 01:40:05,028
I ORDER YOU TO-- YOU !
I ORDER YOU ALL TO CUT IT OUT !
960
01:40:07,030 --> 01:40:10,033
STOP THE COUNTDOWN !
961
01:40:10,033 --> 01:40:14,537
DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU JUST DID ?
YOU CANNOT MANHANDLE ME.
THAT IS A TREASONABLE OFFENSE.
962
01:40:14,537 --> 01:40:17,040
GET CARTER
DOWN HERE, QUICK !
963
01:40:17,040 --> 01:40:20,043
DON'T TOUCH ME !
MR. PRESIDENT--
964
01:40:20,043 --> 01:40:22,045
DON'T TOUCH ME !
965
01:40:31,588 --> 01:40:34,591
CALLING GENERAL CARTER.
966
01:40:34,591 --> 01:40:36,593
CALLING GENERAL CARTER.
967
01:40:38,095 --> 01:40:40,597
CALLING GENERAL CARTER.
968
01:40:40,597 --> 01:40:43,100
CALLING GENERAL CARTER.
969
01:40:54,611 --> 01:40:57,614
CALLING GENERAL CARTER.
970
01:40:57,614 --> 01:41:00,617
CALLING GENERAL CARTER.
971
01:41:02,619 --> 01:41:06,123
[ Alarm Buzzing ]
972
01:41:08,125 --> 01:41:10,627
NUCLEAR ALERT !
973
01:41:10,627 --> 01:41:13,130
THIS IS GENERAL CARTER.
974
01:41:14,631 --> 01:41:17,634
AS YOU KNOW, THIS LEVER CONTROLS
THE ARMING OF TEN MEGATONS.
975
01:41:17,634 --> 01:41:21,138
ENOUGH POWER TO DESTROY
THE ENTIRE CARIBBEAN AREA,
976
01:41:21,138 --> 01:41:24,641
WITH A RADIATION FALLOUT
THAT COULD COVER HALF THE WORLD.
977
01:41:24,641 --> 01:41:29,646
I KNOW YOU DON'T WANT ME
TO DO THAT, SO THINK ABOUT IT.
978
01:41:29,646 --> 01:41:33,650
BUT DON'T TAKE TOO LONG.
SIR, WE'VE GOT TO GET
THE PEOPLE OUT OF HERE.
979
01:41:33,650 --> 01:41:37,154
IF WE DELAY--
STALL HIM !
I'LL GO AFTER HIM.
980
01:41:37,154 --> 01:41:39,156
FLINT, WA--
981
01:41:39,156 --> 01:41:41,158
BUT, SIR, YOU
BETTER STOP HIM.
982
01:41:41,158 --> 01:41:44,161
LLOYD, YOU'VE
GOTTA STOP CARTER.
983
01:41:54,171 --> 01:41:58,675
THIS IS LLOYD CRAMDEN.
WHAT IS IT YOU WANT ?
984
01:41:58,675 --> 01:42:01,178
[ Carter On Speaker ]
START THE COUNTDOWN IMMEDIATELY.
985
01:42:01,178 --> 01:42:04,181
YOU'RE NOT
GONNA PULL THAT LEVER.
YOU'D GO UP WITH THE REST OF US.
986
01:42:04,181 --> 01:42:06,183
THAT'S RIGHT.
987
01:42:06,183 --> 01:42:09,686
CARTER, WAIT ! WE CAN MAKE
A DEAL. WE'VE GOT TRENT.
988
01:42:09,686 --> 01:42:12,689
CONGRATULATIONS.
NOW HE'S YOUR PROBLEM.
989
01:42:12,689 --> 01:42:16,193
CARTER !
CARTER, LISTEN TO ME !
990
01:42:16,193 --> 01:42:19,196
[ Carter ]
COME ON, CRAMDEN.
YOU'RE STALLING.
991
01:42:19,196 --> 01:42:22,199
YOU'VE GOT TO STOP HIM.
992
01:42:23,700 --> 01:42:26,703
GENERAL CARTER, THIS IS
YOUR ACTING COMMANDER-IN-CHIEF.
993
01:42:26,703 --> 01:42:29,706
I ORDER YOU TO LEAVE
THAT CAPSULE AT ONCE !
994
01:42:29,706 --> 01:42:33,210
"ACTING" IS RIGHT.
BUT YOU'RE OUT OF THE CAST NOW.
995
01:42:33,210 --> 01:42:38,215
YOUR UNDERSTUDY HAS TAKEN OVER.
STOP STALLING, CRAMDEN.
996
01:42:38,215 --> 01:42:42,219
GET GOING. DON'T WASTE
ANY MORE TIME ON THAT CLOWN.
997
01:42:42,219 --> 01:42:46,223
CLOWN ? DO YOU REALIZE
WHO YOU'RE TALKING TO ?
998
01:42:46,223 --> 01:42:50,227
I AM THE COMMANDER-IN-CHIEF
OF THE ARMY, THE NAVY,
THE AIR FORCE !
999
01:42:50,227 --> 01:42:54,231
I CALL ON ALL LOYAL
AMERICANS TO PICKET
THE WHITE HOUSE !
1000
01:42:54,231 --> 01:42:57,734
WRITE TO YOUR CONGRESSMEN !
DON'T LET THEM FLUORIDATE
YOUR WATER !
1001
01:42:58,235 --> 01:43:00,237
I AM DEPOSED !
1002
01:43:00,237 --> 01:43:03,240
"OH, FOR GOD'S SAKE,
LET US SIT UPON THE GROUND...
1003
01:43:03,240 --> 01:43:06,743
"AND TELL SAD STORIES
OF THE DEATH OF KINGS.
1004
01:43:06,743 --> 01:43:10,247
"ONCE MORE INTO THE BREACH,
DEAR FRIENDS.
1005
01:43:10,247 --> 01:43:12,249
ONCE MORE INTO THE BREACH."
1006
01:43:15,752 --> 01:43:18,221
CARTER, THE COUNTDOWN
WILL BEGIN.
1007
01:43:18,221 --> 01:43:20,257
GOOD.
1008
01:43:20,257 --> 01:43:22,759
JUST REMEMBER.
I DON'T WANT TO SEE...
1009
01:43:23,260 --> 01:43:26,763
ANY DELIBERATE MALFUNCTIONS
APPEAR ON THESE INSTRUMENTS.
1010
01:43:26,763 --> 01:43:29,266
SO BE REASONABLE.
1011
01:43:34,771 --> 01:43:37,274
START THE COUNTDOWN.
1012
01:43:41,778 --> 01:43:44,781
[ Yelling, Grunting ]
1013
01:43:47,784 --> 01:43:51,788
UH, GET ME MISSION CONTROL.
I'M GONNA NEED THAT SUIT.
1014
01:43:52,289 --> 01:43:54,291
MISSION CONTROL,
GIVE ME CRAMDEN.
1015
01:43:55,792 --> 01:43:59,296
MR. CRAMDEN, IT'S
THE READY ROOM, SIR.
MR. FLINT.
1016
01:43:59,296 --> 01:44:01,298
FLINT ? YES ?
1017
01:44:01,298 --> 01:44:05,302
LLOYD, GET ME THREE MINUTES,
ANY WAY YOU CAN. THREE MINUTES.
1018
01:44:05,302 --> 01:44:07,304
RIGHT.
1019
01:44:07,304 --> 01:44:10,307
HE'S IN THE READY ROOM.
GET HIM THREE MINUTES
ANY WAY YOU CAN.
1020
01:44:10,307 --> 01:44:14,311
YES, SIR. YOU, YOU'VE GOT
A MALFUNCTION IN THE TANK
PRESSURE STABILIZATION.
1021
01:44:14,311 --> 01:44:16,780
MOVE !
1022
01:44:16,780 --> 01:44:20,817
[ Man On Speaker ]
REPORTING MALFUNCTION IN
TANK PRESSURIZATION STABILIZER.
1023
01:44:20,817 --> 01:44:23,820
WE'RE CHECKING IT OUT.
1024
01:44:28,325 --> 01:44:31,328
GOOD LUCK, SIR.
THANK YOU, GENTLEMEN.
1025
01:44:49,846 --> 01:44:52,849
[ Man On Speaker ]
PROPULSION OFFICER CHECKING OUT
TANK PRESSURIZATION MALFUNCTION.
1026
01:44:53,350 --> 01:44:55,852
YOU'RE STALLING !
THERE'S NOTHING WRONG.
1027
01:44:55,852 --> 01:44:58,855
I'LL GIVE YOU TEN MORE SECONDS.
1028
01:45:02,359 --> 01:45:04,861
THERE'S NO OTHER CHOICE.
1029
01:45:05,362 --> 01:45:07,364
YES, SIR.
1030
01:45:10,367 --> 01:45:12,369
RESUME THE COUNTDOWN.
1031
01:45:12,369 --> 01:45:14,371
YES, SIR.
1032
01:45:16,373 --> 01:45:19,376
T: MINUS TEN SECONDS.
1033
01:45:19,376 --> 01:45:22,379
NINE, EIGHT--
1034
01:45:38,895 --> 01:45:42,899
[ Man On Speaker ]
HATCH OPEN, AND ALL SYSTEMS
ARE GO. PRE-IGNITION.
1035
01:45:42,899 --> 01:45:44,901
FIVE--
1036
01:45:44,901 --> 01:45:48,405
WHY, IT'S MR. FLINT.
1037
01:45:48,405 --> 01:45:50,907
THAT'S FLINT !
1038
01:45:50,907 --> 01:45:52,409
IGNITION !
ZERO.
1039
01:45:52,409 --> 01:45:55,412
SEE YA !
1040
01:46:33,416 --> 01:46:35,418
WHAT ABOUT
THE INTERCEPTOR MISSILES ?
1041
01:46:35,418 --> 01:46:39,422
IF WE DETONATE IN THE
ATMOSPHERE, WE'VE HAD IT--
THE WHOLE HEMISPHERE.
1042
01:46:39,923 --> 01:46:42,425
WE CAN'T LET THEM ARM
THAT SPACE PLATFORM.
1043
01:46:44,928 --> 01:46:47,430
THE TIMING
WILL BE CRITICAL.
1044
01:46:47,430 --> 01:46:50,433
WE'LL HAVE TO WAIT
TILL THE LAST SECOND.
1045
01:46:51,935 --> 01:46:54,938
ALL RIGHT, HAVE
THE MISSILES READIED.
YES, SIR.
1046
01:46:54,938 --> 01:46:57,440
WHAT ABOUT FLINT ?
1047
01:46:59,442 --> 01:47:01,444
WE'RE COMMITTED.
1048
01:47:02,946 --> 01:47:05,448
SEND THEM UP.
YES, SIR.
1049
01:47:07,951 --> 01:47:09,953
[ Man On Speaker ]
FIRE ONE.
1050
01:47:29,472 --> 01:47:32,475
CONFIRMING VISUAL
OBSERVATION OF LIFTOFF.
1051
01:47:34,477 --> 01:47:36,980
REPORT TIME OF LAUNCH
VEHICLE LIFTOFF.
1052
01:47:43,486 --> 01:47:45,989
SECOND STAGE
SEPARATED AND CLEAR.
1053
01:47:45,989 --> 01:47:48,491
CAPSULE ENTERING
ORBITAL PATH.
1054
01:48:48,918 --> 01:48:53,423
UNABLE TO REGAIN MONITOR
CONTACT. WE CAN'T COMMUNICATE
WITH THE CAPSULE.
1055
01:48:53,423 --> 01:48:56,926
WE CAN'T REACH HIM, SIR.
1056
01:48:56,926 --> 01:48:59,929
SIR, THERE'S SOMETHING
WRONG WITH THE CAPSULE.
1057
01:48:59,929 --> 01:49:03,433
THE GUIDANCE CONTROL SYSTEM
HAS MALFUNCTIONED, AND
THE CAPSULE IS OFF COURSE.
1058
01:49:03,433 --> 01:49:05,435
IT'S HEADING
INTO DEEP SPACE.
1059
01:49:05,435 --> 01:49:07,437
HOLD THOSE INTERCEPTORS.
1060
01:49:07,437 --> 01:49:09,939
IT'S TOO LATE, SIR.
1061
01:50:47,036 --> 01:50:50,039
[ Beeping ]
1062
01:50:57,046 --> 01:51:00,049
[ Beeping Continues ]
1063
01:51:03,553 --> 01:51:05,555
TWO SECONDS.
1064
01:51:34,084 --> 01:51:36,586
HE'LL NOT BE FORGOTTEN,
LLOYD.
1065
01:51:36,586 --> 01:51:41,591
THERE WILL BE A NATIONAL--
NO, AN INTERNATIONAL DAY
OF MOURNING FOR HIM.
1066
01:51:42,092 --> 01:51:44,094
I'LL ISSUE A PROCLAMATION.
1067
01:51:46,096 --> 01:51:48,598
[ Intercom Buzzing ]
1068
01:51:48,598 --> 01:51:51,101
[ Flint On Intercom ]
MISSION CONTROL.
CONTROL CENTER.
1069
01:51:51,101 --> 01:51:55,605
CONTROL CENTER,
AWAITING INSTRUCTIONS.
1070
01:51:55,605 --> 01:51:57,607
IT'S FLINT !
1071
01:51:57,607 --> 01:52:00,577
HE'S ALIVE !
1072
01:52:00,577 --> 01:52:02,612
[ All Cheering ]
1073
01:52:02,612 --> 01:52:07,117
HOORAY ! HOORAY !
1074
01:52:07,117 --> 01:52:10,120
HE MUST BE
ON THE PLATFORM !
THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE !
1075
01:52:10,120 --> 01:52:13,123
OF COURSE IT IS !
THAT'S WHY HE'S FLINT !
1076
01:52:13,123 --> 01:52:16,626
[ Laughing ]
CONGRATULATIONS, FLINT.
1077
01:52:16,626 --> 01:52:19,629
YOU MADE IT ! WE'LL
GET YOU BACK HERE SAFELY.
1078
01:52:19,629 --> 01:52:22,632
WE'VE GOT A RECOVERY TEAM IN
THE AREA OF THE CANARY ISLANDS.
1079
01:52:22,632 --> 01:52:27,137
SORRY, SIR, BUT
THE CANARY ISLANDS SEEMS
A BIT FAR OUT TO ME.
1080
01:52:27,137 --> 01:52:30,640
I... WOULD APPRECIATE
SPLASHDOWN INSTRUCTIONS...
1081
01:52:30,640 --> 01:52:32,642
FOR, SAY, CENTRAL PARK.
1082
01:52:32,642 --> 01:52:35,145
[ Laughs ]
CENTRAL--
1083
01:52:35,145 --> 01:52:38,148
GET THE COORDINATES
OF CENTRAL PARK.
1084
01:52:38,148 --> 01:52:41,151
[ Speaking Russian ]
1085
01:52:44,654 --> 01:52:47,657
FLINT, WHAT'S
GOING ON UP THERE ?
1086
01:52:47,657 --> 01:52:50,660
I'M WITH A COUPLE OF FRIENDS.
1087
01:52:50,660 --> 01:52:55,165
NOW, FLINT, LISTEN TO ME !
YOU'RE NO ASTRONAUT.
YOU'RE IN DANGER !
1088
01:52:55,165 --> 01:52:57,667
[ Women Laughing ]
1089
01:53:01,171 --> 01:53:03,673
[ Laughing Continues ]
1090
01:53:05,675 --> 01:53:08,678
WELL, LADIES,
IT WAS TOUCH AND GO,
1091
01:53:09,179 --> 01:53:11,181
BUT I HOPE
YOU LEARNED YOUR LESSON.
1092
01:53:11,681 --> 01:53:13,683
THE WORLD IS BETTER OFF
IN OUR HANDS.
1093
01:53:13,683 --> 01:53:17,187
YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT, SIR.
1094
01:53:17,187 --> 01:53:19,189
MM-HMM.
1095
01:53:33,703 --> 01:53:38,208
[ Cramden On Speaker ]
FLINT, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT ?
SAY SOMETHING !
1096
01:53:38,208 --> 01:53:41,211
FLINT, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT ?
SAY SOMETHING !
1097
01:53:41,211 --> 01:53:44,214
[ Laughing, Moaning ]
1098
01:53:44,214 --> 01:53:46,716
???? [ Indistinct Singing ]
1099
01:53:46,716 --> 01:53:50,720
?? IF YOU'RE NOT SINGLE
OR COURTING ??
1100
01:53:50,720 --> 01:53:57,227
?? WHEN OUR HEARTS MINGLE
IN SPACE ??
1101
01:53:57,227 --> 01:54:00,230
?? THAT FACE
I DON'T BELIEVE IT IS GRACE ??
1102
01:54:00,730 --> 01:54:05,735
?? COMBINED WITH EVIL
IN SUCH A ZOWIE WAY ??
1103
01:54:05,735 --> 01:54:08,738
?? I'LL MAYBE STEAL
A LITTLE GUILE FROM YOU ??
1104
01:54:08,738 --> 01:54:11,241
?? I SHOULD RUN A MILE FROM YOU
??
1105
01:54:11,241 --> 01:54:14,744
?? BUT I'D SOONER STAY ??
1106
01:54:14,744 --> 01:54:19,749
?? IF WE COULD ONLY
BE LEFT ALONE ??
1107
01:54:19,749 --> 01:54:23,753
?? IN A LONELY PLACE ??
1108
01:54:23,753 --> 01:54:29,259
?? IT WOULD BE DREAMY
AND IF I'M DISGRACED ??
1109
01:54:29,259 --> 01:54:39,269
?? I COULD KNOW
YOUR ZOWIE-ZOWIE FACE ????
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