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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:42.751 --> 00:00:45.546 There isn't always a loud bang 2 00:00:45.712 --> 00:00:48.600 when a dream bursts. 3 00:00:48.924 --> 00:00:51.426 But that's how it was with us. 4 00:00:52.261 --> 00:00:53.845 Paladiki. 5 00:00:54.120 --> 00:00:56.265 Galapagos in Greece. 6 00:00:56.431 --> 00:00:59.601 The path out of the crisis for our little island 7 00:00:59.768 --> 00:01:01.520 ends here. 8 00:01:01.687 --> 00:01:05.857 But at least it's a good story. 9 00:01:06.240 --> 00:01:09.444 And even if I play only a small part in it, 10 00:01:09.861 --> 00:01:13.657 I consider it my duty to tell it. 11 00:01:24.543 --> 00:01:27.129 Let's start from the beginning. 12 00:01:27.963 --> 00:01:31.800 Paladiki is a quiet island. 13 00:01:31.174 --> 00:01:33.218 Heavenly quiet. 14 00:01:33.385 --> 00:01:36.346 "Galapagos in Greece". That's our project. 15 00:01:37.723 --> 00:01:41.602 Instead of big hotels and mass tourism, 16 00:01:41.852 --> 00:01:43.979 we have nature. 17 00:01:44.146 --> 00:01:46.898 We have mountains, we have donkeys, 18 00:01:47.650 --> 00:01:49.151 we have a hospital, 19 00:01:49.401 --> 00:01:52.700 the sea, a beautiful beach, and... 20 00:01:52.863 --> 00:01:54.615 a whole bunch of goats. 21 00:01:56.783 --> 00:02:01.663 But in this story, it's more about what we don't have. 22 00:02:02.456 --> 00:02:04.833 The whole catastrophe 23 00:02:05.830 --> 00:02:07.753 starts with a little piece of paper... 24 00:02:21.224 --> 00:02:23.894 - Hello, Panos. - Good morning, Brigitte, my dear. 25 00:02:24.610 --> 00:02:26.229 - Good morning. - Good morning. 26 00:02:26.396 --> 00:02:28.650 One euro for you, Darling. 27 00:02:29.441 --> 00:02:32.444 - Are you with my girlfriend? - You're a jerk. 28 00:02:32.611 --> 00:02:36.730 - Are you going out tonight? - Let's see what the evening brings. 29 00:02:36.490 --> 00:02:38.367 - But we're leaving tomorrow. - Yeah. 30 00:02:40.327 --> 00:02:42.790 You want to break my heart. 31 00:02:49.586 --> 00:02:52.214 What the hell is this? Those arrogant arseholes! 32 00:02:52.464 --> 00:02:54.341 - Come on. - I hate the Germans! 33 00:02:54.925 --> 00:02:57.386 But Panes, you're German yourself. 34 00:02:58.720 --> 00:03:00.847 Me? I'm a victim of globalisation. 35 00:03:01.556 --> 00:03:04.184 Born and raised in a foreign country. 36 00:03:04.351 --> 00:03:06.311 But in my heart, in my blood, 37 00:03:06.812 --> 00:03:09.220 I was and still am a Greek! 38 00:03:10.732 --> 00:03:12.250 Morning, Yannis. 39 00:03:12.192 --> 00:03:14.270 How's it going? 40 00:03:23.286 --> 00:03:24.579 Hello. 41 00:03:25.664 --> 00:03:29.501 - I want to work for you! - You're too young, come back in ten years. 42 00:03:34.881 --> 00:03:38.135 Eighteen! I'll be eighteen by then! 43 00:03:44.599 --> 00:03:47.602 For our project "Galapagos in Greece", 44 00:03:47.769 --> 00:03:51.440 we took out a small loan from Germany. 45 00:03:51.606 --> 00:03:54.651 We received our money, everything was going well, 46 00:03:54.818 --> 00:03:56.653 and now this! 47 00:03:56.820 --> 00:04:02.701 "A supplemental extraordinary examination of the specified securities." 48 00:04:02.868 --> 00:04:06.455 In other words: The German is coming to snoop around. 49 00:04:06.621 --> 00:04:07.998 Do you see anything? 50 00:04:08.165 --> 00:04:10.542 Wait, the ship hasn't even docked yet. 51 00:04:11.209 --> 00:04:12.711 Give them to me! 52 00:04:16.673 --> 00:04:17.758 Oh, no! 53 00:04:18.800 --> 00:04:20.218 My girls! I completely forgot about them! 54 00:04:20.385 --> 00:04:22.179 My darlings! I'm up here! 55 00:04:22.345 --> 00:04:24.681 Sit down, you idiot. Our island is in jeopardy! 56 00:04:24.848 --> 00:04:26.475 Forgive me! 57 00:04:28.643 --> 00:04:31.772 Odysseus, you have to let them go. 58 00:04:33.148 --> 00:04:35.525 Here we go. 59 00:04:36.318 --> 00:04:37.736 Give them to me. 60 00:05:05.514 --> 00:05:09.267 Only a German would do what those two idiots ask. 61 00:05:16.399 --> 00:05:18.610 Hello! You must be from Germany. 62 00:05:18.860 --> 00:05:20.695 Welcome to Paladiki. My name's Maria. 63 00:05:21.321 --> 00:05:23.615 - We have rooms for rent. - No, thanks. 64 00:05:23.782 --> 00:05:25.992 Our hotel has a beautiful sea view. 65 00:05:26.159 --> 00:05:28.161 -25 euros per night. - No,no. 66 00:05:28.411 --> 00:05:30.413 -20 euros? - No. 67 00:05:34.459 --> 00:05:35.877 Pep Guardiola. 68 00:06:30.432 --> 00:06:33.393 - Hello, Dr Laichinger. - Geissner? What's the situation? 69 00:06:33.560 --> 00:06:36.730 Well, it looks pretty miserable here. 70 00:06:36.980 --> 00:06:40.275 - I'm looking for my hotel. - No false sympathies. 71 00:06:40.442 --> 00:06:43.570 I'll bet there is neither a hospital nor a power plant. 72 00:06:43.737 --> 00:06:46.364 - Stay on it! -Of course, Dr Laichinger. 73 00:06:58.840 --> 00:07:00.295 I don't believe it! 74 00:07:03.673 --> 00:07:05.550 Iast week. 75 00:07:05.717 --> 00:07:08.720 - He drowned! - Yes. 76 00:07:13.642 --> 00:07:15.101 Hello? 77 00:07:15.769 --> 00:07:17.270 Hello! 78 00:07:18.229 --> 00:07:21.660 Excuse me? Excuse me! 79 00:07:21.524 --> 00:07:25.779 I'd like to take up your offer of a room after all. 80 00:07:26.363 --> 00:07:28.490 Oh, yes! With pleasure. 81 00:07:29.240 --> 00:07:32.452 -It's 40 euros per room. -40? 82 00:07:32.702 --> 00:07:35.800 The one for 2O is no longer available, 83 00:07:35.330 --> 00:07:39.167 but you can use all the hotel's facilities 84 00:07:39.417 --> 00:07:41.169 free of charge. 85 00:08:15.161 --> 00:08:18.164 - Hello, Dr Laichinger. - Geissner, what's the progress? 86 00:08:18.331 --> 00:08:21.376 - I'm at the hotel now... - Only now? What took you so long? 87 00:08:21.543 --> 00:08:23.753 - I had to find a different place. - Geissner? 88 00:08:24.400 --> 00:08:27.173 - Our investor needs that beach, and quick. -Just a moment... 89 00:08:27.757 --> 00:08:33.555 Excuse me, but would it be impolite to ask you for the money for the room now? 90 00:08:33.930 --> 00:08:36.391 Excuse me, but I'm on the phone right now. 91 00:08:36.558 --> 00:08:38.685 Pardon me. 92 00:08:38.935 --> 00:08:40.979 Unbelievable, the state of things here. 93 00:08:41.146 --> 00:08:43.440 Give me proof that the securities are false. 94 00:08:43.606 --> 00:08:44.983 Certainly, Dr Laichinger. 95 00:08:45.150 --> 00:08:47.360 - Geissner, stay on it. -Yes. 96 00:08:51.281 --> 00:08:54.909 Listen, I would really appreciate a bit more privacy. 97 00:08:55.410 --> 00:08:59.247 Of course! Would it be impolite to ask you once more... 98 00:08:59.497 --> 00:09:01.499 Yes! 99 00:09:02.000 --> 00:09:04.200 All right. 100 00:09:04.169 --> 00:09:07.297 I'll need a proper receipt showing the VAT separately. 101 00:09:07.464 --> 00:09:10.925 - If you know what I mean. - Of course. Thank you. 102 00:09:31.112 --> 00:09:32.655 Here comes the gauleiter. 103 00:09:33.490 --> 00:09:36.785 He wants his money back! 104 00:09:44.250 --> 00:09:46.795 Finally! The Germans are here! 105 00:09:48.460 --> 00:09:50.673 Yes. Jérg Geissner, from the AVO Bank. 106 00:09:50.924 --> 00:09:52.759 Our saviour from Germany! 107 00:09:52.926 --> 00:09:55.386 What would we do without you? 108 00:09:56.763 --> 00:09:59.766 Would you be so kind and tell me where the mayor's office is? 109 00:10:00.160 --> 00:10:03.603 But of course, Herr Kommissar. This way. 110 00:10:04.729 --> 00:10:06.523 - Welcome! - Welcome! 111 00:10:06.689 --> 00:10:09.192 - You've been to Greece before, right? - No,no. 112 00:10:09.359 --> 00:10:12.278 - And I'm not a Kommissar, either. - This way. 113 00:10:12.445 --> 00:10:14.656 - Welcome! - Welcome, welcome! 114 00:10:16.449 --> 00:10:19.327 Please excuse the chaos, 115 00:10:19.494 --> 00:10:24.791 to increase efficiency we've merged several administrative departments: 116 00:10:24.958 --> 00:10:27.460 Tax and revenue office, registration office, 117 00:10:27.627 --> 00:10:30.380 property and land, uh... 118 00:10:30.630 --> 00:10:33.341 - What's it called, regis... - Registry. 119 00:10:33.508 --> 00:10:35.927 Yes, land registry, etc. etc. 120 00:10:36.177 --> 00:10:37.929 Bureaucracy reduction, you know. 121 00:10:38.960 --> 00:10:41.432 But excuse me, I've not even introduced myself. 122 00:10:41.683 --> 00:10:44.269 I'm the Mayor of Paladiki. 123 00:10:44.435 --> 00:10:47.210 Kantelirakis, Spyros. 124 00:10:50.650 --> 00:10:53.653 Oh... how convenient. 125 00:10:54.112 --> 00:10:56.197 Geissner, AVO Bank. 126 00:10:57.115 --> 00:10:58.867 Yes, I've been sent... 127 00:10:59.330 --> 00:11:00.910 - Please. - Thank you. 128 00:11:01.770 --> 00:11:06.770 I've been sent to examine the securities you listed for the loan we granted you... 129 00:11:06.820 --> 00:11:07.500 I've been sent to examine the securities you listed for the loan we granted you... 130 00:11:07.667 --> 00:11:11.254 The securities I refer to would be, hold on... 131 00:11:12.880 --> 00:11:17.427 the electric power plant, the hospital and the beach. 132 00:11:17.677 --> 00:11:18.887 Gladly. 133 00:11:19.530 --> 00:11:22.348 Our project, "Paladiki. Galapagos in Greece", 134 00:11:22.599 --> 00:11:26.102 is making great progress. Thanks to you! 135 00:11:26.728 --> 00:11:29.230 So what exactly can I do for you? 136 00:11:29.397 --> 00:11:34.777 I need more detailed information about the power plant and the hospital. 137 00:11:34.944 --> 00:11:38.656 In other words, construction plans, invoices, 138 00:11:39.365 --> 00:11:42.118 land register extracts... 139 00:11:42.577 --> 00:11:44.704 Whatever else you might... 140 00:11:52.795 --> 00:11:57.133 No problem, that was just my cousin's tax return. 141 00:12:00.595 --> 00:12:03.473 In this context, I need to inform you 142 00:12:03.723 --> 00:12:06.517 of the consequences of making false statements. 143 00:12:08.436 --> 00:12:12.941 In such a case, the AVO Bank would have the right by contract 144 00:12:15.276 --> 00:12:18.988 to choose the securities on its own... 145 00:12:22.325 --> 00:12:24.744 which in this case, would... 146 00:12:25.787 --> 00:12:27.330 affect... 147 00:12:27.830 --> 00:12:30.333 the town of Paladiki... 148 00:12:31.000 --> 00:12:32.710 as a whole. 149 00:12:36.256 --> 00:12:38.466 Please, my friend. 150 00:12:39.133 --> 00:12:43.846 I know, you Germans have a very different mentality. 151 00:12:44.130 --> 00:12:45.723 As a Greek, 152 00:12:45.890 --> 00:12:48.101 I would say you are snooping around, 153 00:12:48.351 --> 00:12:51.145 - I'd say you don't trust us. - No,no. 154 00:12:51.729 --> 00:12:53.940 In that regard, you're just... 155 00:12:54.107 --> 00:12:57.318 different. I accept that. 156 00:13:00.154 --> 00:13:03.825 It would be best if you yourself look for what you need. 157 00:13:03.992 --> 00:13:07.829 Unfortunately, due to budget cuts, I had to fire my secretary. 158 00:13:08.997 --> 00:13:11.374 But that would take me months! 159 00:13:11.541 --> 00:13:13.835 Yes, you'll like it here with us. 160 00:13:14.850 --> 00:13:16.671 In that case, I'll inspect the buildings straight away, 161 00:13:16.838 --> 00:13:19.340 to get a personal impression on the ground. 162 00:13:19.966 --> 00:13:22.468 I wanted to look at the beach anyway. 163 00:13:22.719 --> 00:13:25.680 Of course, be my guest. You can walk to the beach, 164 00:13:25.847 --> 00:13:27.849 just walk along the harbour... 165 00:13:30.852 --> 00:13:35.481 And how do I get to the power plant and the hospital? 166 00:13:35.648 --> 00:13:38.776 Car rental and maps can be found at the Mini Market. 167 00:13:39.270 --> 00:13:41.696 But they only rent cars until 4:00 pm. 168 00:13:41.863 --> 00:13:44.198 You won't make it today. 169 00:13:44.449 --> 00:13:46.659 Enjoy Paladiki, Herr Kommissar. 170 00:13:50.580 --> 00:13:53.708 Dr Laichinger. Mailbox. Leave a message. 171 00:13:54.917 --> 00:13:57.587 Dr Laichinger, this is Geissner. 172 00:13:57.754 --> 00:14:01.799 I don't think I'll find a hospital or a power plant here. 173 00:14:01.966 --> 00:14:05.887 Thank God there's a beach, at least. Our investor will like it. 174 00:14:06.137 --> 00:14:09.223 Big enough for the hotel and the water sports facilities. 175 00:14:09.390 --> 00:14:11.934 It needs some cosmetic surgery, 176 00:14:12.101 --> 00:14:15.563 but with a little fresh sand, and a palm or two, it'll be great. 177 00:14:16.189 --> 00:14:21.277 The town's harbour is ideal for restaurants and a shopping strip, 178 00:14:21.444 --> 00:14:23.154 although there might be... 179 00:14:23.905 --> 00:14:27.116 some resistance from the population, 180 00:14:27.575 --> 00:14:30.995 because of the project "Galapagos in Greece"... 181 00:14:32.830 --> 00:14:34.820 Oh God! 182 00:14:34.332 --> 00:14:37.168 What happened? I don't believe it. 183 00:14:38.294 --> 00:14:41.255 There... look! I don't believe it. 184 00:14:41.422 --> 00:14:43.591 Don't you trip me up! Got it? 185 00:14:43.841 --> 00:14:47.428 Got it, you stupid thing? Where does it come from? 186 00:14:47.678 --> 00:14:49.180 Where? Where? 187 00:14:50.181 --> 00:14:52.475 I don't speak Greek. 188 00:14:52.642 --> 00:14:55.436 You're cute... You don't understand a word, 189 00:14:55.686 --> 00:14:57.730 and don't speak a word. 190 00:15:03.903 --> 00:15:05.488 Thank you. 191 00:15:05.655 --> 00:15:08.449 Jérg. Jérg Geissner. 192 00:15:08.616 --> 00:15:09.867 Shit! 193 00:15:12.787 --> 00:15:14.997 Sorry, Mrs Laichinger? 194 00:15:15.164 --> 00:15:18.251 That was an accident, but... 195 00:15:18.418 --> 00:15:21.838 I'm doing fine. I'll call again later. 196 00:15:25.383 --> 00:15:29.345 What Paladiki also has is an undersea power cable. 197 00:15:29.512 --> 00:15:31.180 15 centimetres thick, 198 00:15:31.347 --> 00:15:36.102 it runs 260 kilometres across the seabed to the mainland, 199 00:15:36.269 --> 00:15:39.105 supplying us with electricity. 200 00:15:39.355 --> 00:15:41.399 That's the good news. 201 00:15:41.566 --> 00:15:43.109 The bad news is: 202 00:15:43.276 --> 00:15:46.779 An undersea cable is not an electric power plant. 203 00:15:46.946 --> 00:15:49.449 Which has never been a problem until now. 204 00:15:49.615 --> 00:15:53.411 That's why we need a power plant! 205 00:16:14.974 --> 00:16:18.269 Bye, you nutcase. And keep the whiskers. 206 00:16:18.436 --> 00:16:21.189 - The what? - Your beard. Keep it. 207 00:16:21.689 --> 00:16:23.107 Okay. 208 00:16:28.529 --> 00:16:31.320 - Can you turn the sign around? - This here? 209 00:16:35.828 --> 00:16:37.622 Hi there! 210 00:16:44.545 --> 00:16:46.881 Good morning. 211 00:16:48.382 --> 00:16:50.900 Morning. 212 00:16:52.720 --> 00:16:55.848 - Didn't I see you at Mr Kante... - Kantelirakis. 213 00:16:56.150 --> 00:16:59.101 - Right. Didn't I see you there? -It's possible. 214 00:16:59.268 --> 00:17:01.687 Yes, I'm quite sure of it. 215 00:17:01.854 --> 00:17:04.190 Anyway, I'd like to rent a car. 216 00:17:06.108 --> 00:17:09.278 I don't rent out cars anymore. I'm sorry. 217 00:17:11.322 --> 00:17:12.865 But I have a good alternative. 218 00:17:15.743 --> 00:17:18.913 This is where we are. And that's where you have to go. 219 00:17:19.539 --> 00:17:21.707 You're kidding, right? 220 00:17:22.166 --> 00:17:23.918 You'll love it. 221 00:17:25.753 --> 00:17:28.673 I'm not going to ride around on a donkey! 222 00:17:28.839 --> 00:17:31.342 Why not? Just try it. 223 00:17:36.847 --> 00:17:39.225 This is to go right, that's to go left. 224 00:17:40.142 --> 00:17:42.895 4O for the donkey and 5 for the map. 225 00:17:44.605 --> 00:17:47.660 We'll take care of it later. Good luck. 226 00:18:17.221 --> 00:18:19.849 - You think this will work? - It will. 227 00:18:20.349 --> 00:18:22.393 We'll start work today. 228 00:18:26.981 --> 00:18:28.733 Damned goats! 229 00:18:29.525 --> 00:18:32.945 Which idiot brought those animals to our island? 230 00:18:33.195 --> 00:18:35.364 Those animals are subsidised! 231 00:18:35.531 --> 00:18:37.408 They finance the island! 232 00:18:38.117 --> 00:18:41.746 - You mean like the power plant? - Leave me alone! 233 00:18:43.414 --> 00:18:45.820 Say... 234 00:18:46.000 --> 00:18:49.879 Can you keep the German spy away from here for a few days? 235 00:18:52.465 --> 00:18:54.842 That's the least of our problems. 236 00:18:55.509 --> 00:18:58.804 Right. Right. Right! 237 00:18:59.221 --> 00:19:01.307 Stop! Stop! 238 00:19:03.267 --> 00:19:05.269 Stop! Stop! 239 00:19:07.897 --> 00:19:09.649 Oh, God. Hang on. 240 00:19:21.243 --> 00:19:24.538 - Hello, Dr Laichinger. - Geissner, where are you? 241 00:19:25.581 --> 00:19:28.167 - Hello? - Hello, what's the situation? 242 00:19:28.334 --> 00:19:31.870 - Why are you whispering? - I can't speak openly. 243 00:19:31.253 --> 00:19:32.463 I see. 244 00:19:32.630 --> 00:19:35.700 - But you don't have to whisper. -That's right. 245 00:19:35.257 --> 00:19:38.520 - So, what's the situation? - Yes, uh... 246 00:19:38.219 --> 00:19:43.140 To be honest, right now things are going a bit slowly. 247 00:19:43.307 --> 00:19:46.310 We're having some transportation problems. 248 00:19:46.477 --> 00:19:48.813 I hope they haven't sent you off on a donkey! 249 00:19:50.106 --> 00:19:53.192 It's not that bad. I can't ride anyway. 250 00:19:54.276 --> 00:19:58.322 But today I might not be able to visit both... 251 00:19:58.489 --> 00:20:02.201 - The situation is serious! -I know it's serious. 252 00:20:02.368 --> 00:20:05.705 - Stay on it, Geissner. -Yes, I'll stay on it, Dr... 253 00:20:10.418 --> 00:20:12.294 Damn it! 254 00:20:14.964 --> 00:20:18.500 When I say right, I mean right! 255 00:20:18.718 --> 00:20:21.137 You think I'll let you make a fool of me? 256 00:20:21.303 --> 00:20:22.722 Damn it! 257 00:20:24.890 --> 00:20:26.517 Come back. 258 00:20:27.560 --> 00:20:29.186 Come back! 259 00:20:35.250 --> 00:20:37.445 Vassilis, bring two buckets of water. 260 00:20:45.161 --> 00:20:47.288 Come here. 261 00:20:47.455 --> 00:20:50.291 - He found his own way back. - Good animal, right? 262 00:20:52.710 --> 00:20:55.379 Did you take a walk with the German? 263 00:21:14.440 --> 00:21:16.250 Cheers! 264 00:21:17.818 --> 00:21:19.737 Can I get something to eat here too? 265 00:21:19.904 --> 00:21:22.198 Vassilis, the speciality of the house. 266 00:21:23.199 --> 00:21:24.992 You'll like it. 267 00:21:27.536 --> 00:21:30.831 How was your day, my friend? Did you find everything? 268 00:21:33.501 --> 00:21:36.545 Why not spare ourselves this whole charade, 269 00:21:36.712 --> 00:21:39.965 and you tell me straight out that you have neither a power station 270 00:21:40.216 --> 00:21:42.510 nor a hospital? 271 00:21:42.218 --> 00:21:44.804 - Oh, Herr Kommissar! - I'm not a Kommissar. 272 00:21:44.970 --> 00:21:47.181 How nice to have you here with us. 273 00:21:47.348 --> 00:21:50.935 What would we have done without you Germans? Thank you. 274 00:21:51.101 --> 00:21:53.687 Thank you. Thank you. 275 00:21:53.896 --> 00:21:55.648 He won't hold out much longer! 276 00:21:55.815 --> 00:21:58.442 He can hardly wait to get back on his ferry. 277 00:22:05.282 --> 00:22:07.159 Bon appétit! 278 00:22:07.952 --> 00:22:11.205 - Don't worry, it's all organic. - The eye is particularly tasty. 279 00:22:12.390 --> 00:22:13.666 Go on. 280 00:22:43.404 --> 00:22:45.322 My apologies, please. 281 00:22:45.489 --> 00:22:48.242 We don't like it when the Germans send their watchdogs. 282 00:22:49.201 --> 00:22:51.537 Why are you whispering? 283 00:22:52.913 --> 00:22:55.332 I have a little problem with the owner. 284 00:22:55.499 --> 00:22:58.127 It's better she doesn't know I'm here. 285 00:23:03.424 --> 00:23:06.510 It's not your fault. You're just doing your job. 286 00:23:06.510 --> 00:23:08.929 No, I love my job. 287 00:23:10.139 --> 00:23:11.515 Panos! 288 00:23:12.474 --> 00:23:13.851 Panos! 289 00:23:14.180 --> 00:23:16.562 Panos! Open the door! 290 00:23:16.729 --> 00:23:19.481 I know you're in there. Open up or I'll kick the door in! 291 00:23:19.648 --> 00:23:20.774 Is Daddy in there? 292 00:23:20.941 --> 00:23:24.690 Stop calling that idiot "Daddy"! What a great dad! 293 00:23:24.737 --> 00:23:27.310 Leave my customers alone! Do you understand? 294 00:23:27.197 --> 00:23:30.159 You'll sorely regret having set foot in my hotel! 295 00:23:30.367 --> 00:23:31.952 Good evening. 296 00:23:32.119 --> 00:23:33.579 Do you have a visitor? 297 00:23:34.663 --> 00:23:37.291 - No. - I'll give you some advice. 298 00:23:37.458 --> 00:23:40.440 Stay away from that man. 299 00:23:41.170 --> 00:23:42.838 Good night. 300 00:23:44.173 --> 00:23:48.719 Cursed is the day I ever met you! You bloody bastard! 301 00:23:48.886 --> 00:23:52.556 If you think you can do us harm, you can think again! 302 00:23:52.806 --> 00:23:56.180 Understood? Leave us in peace and go back to Germany! 303 00:23:56.185 --> 00:24:00.220 If I catch you, I'll beat you to a pulp! 304 00:24:00.189 --> 00:24:03.484 I'll break all your bones, you randy goat! 305 00:24:03.651 --> 00:24:05.361 You dirty bastard! 306 00:24:05.611 --> 00:24:08.405 - He's gone. - Good. 307 00:25:14.430 --> 00:25:16.223 Oh, it's cold! 308 00:25:22.312 --> 00:25:23.981 Cold. Cold. 309 00:25:42.750 --> 00:25:46.336 What's this? Get off me! 310 00:25:48.922 --> 00:25:52.509 What's going on? Get off me! 311 00:28:29.666 --> 00:28:31.543 What the hell are you doing there? 312 00:28:33.962 --> 00:28:37.549 - You scared me to death! - Sorry, I didn't mean to. 313 00:28:38.675 --> 00:28:40.928 - All right, come in. - Thanks. 314 00:28:42.638 --> 00:28:44.723 What happened to your eye? 315 00:28:51.355 --> 00:28:53.190 Can't you sleep? 316 00:28:54.240 --> 00:28:57.361 Yes, I can. I just went for a little walk. 317 00:28:57.819 --> 00:29:00.697 You mean you were snooping around, Herr Kommissar? 318 00:29:00.864 --> 00:29:02.241 Very funny. 319 00:29:02.491 --> 00:29:06.954 Seriously. Tomorrow I'm going to the hospital. You can come along. 320 00:29:07.579 --> 00:29:09.581 - Really? - Or you could take the donkey. 321 00:29:09.831 --> 00:29:11.166 No! 322 00:29:15.450 --> 00:29:20.800 You wouldn't happen to have sleeping pills, would you? 323 00:29:21.510 --> 00:29:23.110 Sleeping pills? 324 00:29:30.227 --> 00:29:33.480 This, and peace in your heart, is the best sleep tonic. 325 00:29:35.899 --> 00:29:37.859 And by the way, 326 00:29:38.610 --> 00:29:40.280 thanks for hiding me. 327 00:29:41.613 --> 00:29:43.615 Thanks for the salad. 328 00:29:49.621 --> 00:29:52.207 Do you have a wife in Germany? 329 00:29:54.420 --> 00:29:56.461 - I live alone. - Bravo! 330 00:29:56.628 --> 00:29:59.256 It's best for a man to live alone. 331 00:30:00.700 --> 00:30:01.675 Let's drink to that. 332 00:30:07.723 --> 00:30:10.100 Take Odysseus... 333 00:30:10.267 --> 00:30:13.228 He knew exactly what to do when the Sirens tempted him. 334 00:30:13.395 --> 00:30:16.940 He tied himself to the mast of his ship to remain a free man. 335 00:30:20.694 --> 00:30:22.404 Here. 336 00:30:25.657 --> 00:30:29.786 You know, around here they call me "Kamaki". 337 00:30:30.287 --> 00:30:33.206 The Harpoon. Because I've loved them all. 338 00:30:34.166 --> 00:30:35.667 I met women every summer. 339 00:30:36.376 --> 00:30:40.714 Women from England, Australia, Switzerland, Germany. Yeah! 340 00:30:40.964 --> 00:30:43.500 Especially from Germany! 341 00:30:43.216 --> 00:30:45.844 From Denmark, Sweden, England, 342 00:30:46.386 --> 00:30:48.722 from France, from Switzerland! 343 00:30:50.557 --> 00:30:53.185 - Luxembourg. - Yes, exactly, from Luxembourg! 344 00:30:53.435 --> 00:30:55.187 Come on. 345 00:30:58.273 --> 00:31:00.650 From Finland. Did I say Finland already? 346 00:31:00.901 --> 00:31:02.527 Probably. 347 00:31:04.613 --> 00:31:06.615 What kind of women make you happy? 348 00:31:11.661 --> 00:31:13.538 My job makes me happy. 349 00:31:17.125 --> 00:31:19.200 Wait a second. This is beautiful! 350 00:31:20.545 --> 00:31:21.630 Come on! 351 00:31:21.880 --> 00:31:24.257 Drink up! Come on, drink up! 352 00:31:24.424 --> 00:31:27.302 Do you want to insult me? All right, then. 353 00:32:20.230 --> 00:32:23.775 Get off. You're not supposed to lie down on the bed! 354 00:33:29.799 --> 00:33:31.384 - Geissnef! - Good morn... 355 00:33:31.551 --> 00:33:32.969 Hello'? 356 00:33:33.678 --> 00:33:35.472 Geissner, is that you? 357 00:33:40.852 --> 00:33:42.312 Good morning. 358 00:33:42.479 --> 00:33:44.439 - Good morning. - Good morning, Pep! 359 00:34:00.372 --> 00:34:04.292 - Sorry I'm late. - Ah, my friend! Did you sleep well? 360 00:34:05.430 --> 00:34:07.379 It was a fun night, wasn't it? 361 00:34:12.842 --> 00:34:15.178 Don't you have any wall plugs? 362 00:34:15.345 --> 00:34:18.181 Wall plugs are for Germans. Greeks use nails. 363 00:34:22.477 --> 00:34:23.812 The Great Odysseus. 364 00:34:26.648 --> 00:34:30.694 - But you have to use a wall plug. - Oh, come on. I don't use those things. 365 00:34:31.486 --> 00:34:33.321 Let's drive to the hospital. 366 00:34:38.493 --> 00:34:40.662 Fuck it. Come on, let's go. 367 00:34:44.624 --> 00:34:47.586 I don't ride motorcycles out of principle. 368 00:34:47.752 --> 00:34:50.460 Motorcycle or donkey? 369 00:34:53.383 --> 00:34:55.510 What's going on now? 370 00:34:56.720 --> 00:34:58.555 Vassili, yeah! 371 00:34:59.723 --> 00:35:03.226 - That's going to be our artificial reef! - Artificial reef? 372 00:35:05.186 --> 00:35:07.897 But that was a good boat, it could've still been used! 373 00:35:08.640 --> 00:35:10.859 Yeah, but that's exactly what we don't want anymore. 374 00:35:11.260 --> 00:35:14.487 They're trawlers. They scrape everything from the seabed. 375 00:35:14.738 --> 00:35:18.330 Fish, mussels, coral, everything. Then nothing else can grow. 376 00:35:19.367 --> 00:35:21.770 But that's over now. 377 00:35:21.328 --> 00:35:23.705 What we are planning here is called... 378 00:35:23.955 --> 00:35:26.166 "gentle tourism". 379 00:35:26.916 --> 00:35:27.792 Yeah! 380 00:35:33.214 --> 00:35:35.842 Can you hold this for a second, my friend? 381 00:35:50.148 --> 00:35:52.233 Two lovebirds! 382 00:35:52.400 --> 00:35:54.690 What a catch! 383 00:35:54.235 --> 00:35:56.738 You really caught something this time! 384 00:36:11.200 --> 00:36:13.400 What are you doing there the whole time? 385 00:36:13.838 --> 00:36:15.465 Just relax, man. 386 00:36:23.890 --> 00:36:27.185 Look at that! Beautiful, isn't it? 387 00:36:28.103 --> 00:36:30.689 - Better than on a donkey, right? - Yes. 388 00:36:55.964 --> 00:36:57.632 What is it? 389 00:37:01.177 --> 00:37:02.971 Can you get off? 390 00:37:03.763 --> 00:37:06.990 - Why? -It's broken. 391 00:37:07.100 --> 00:37:08.184 What? 392 00:37:08.351 --> 00:37:11.620 It'll only take half an hour. It happens all the time. 393 00:37:31.624 --> 00:37:33.251 Okay, half an hour is up! 394 00:38:00.280 --> 00:38:02.300 Oh, come on! 395 00:38:17.860 --> 00:38:19.172 Are you kidding me? 396 00:38:20.298 --> 00:38:22.300 I'm not an idiot! 397 00:38:24.594 --> 00:38:27.347 Next time I'm leaving this behind! 398 00:38:32.310 --> 00:38:34.620 Oh man! 399 00:38:48.201 --> 00:38:50.411 I don't believe it. 400 00:38:56.167 --> 00:38:57.430 Stop! 401 00:38:58.200 --> 00:39:00.129 Amateur actors. 402 00:39:03.550 --> 00:39:07.303 Out of the way! It's a funeral, man! Unbelievable! 403 00:39:14.769 --> 00:39:16.145 Holy shit. 404 00:39:18.231 --> 00:39:19.899 Hello. 405 00:39:21.901 --> 00:39:23.736 Good bye. Uh... 406 00:39:26.281 --> 00:39:28.867 The guy's driving me crazy. 407 00:39:36.457 --> 00:39:38.334 My condolences. 408 00:39:47.969 --> 00:39:50.889 Well, well, it's Herr Kommissar! 409 00:39:55.393 --> 00:39:57.937 - What happened? - A drowning. 410 00:39:58.605 --> 00:40:00.857 Does that happen here often? How awful. 411 00:40:01.240 --> 00:40:03.985 - Have a seat. Want a coffee? - No, nothing. Although... 412 00:40:04.152 --> 00:40:06.571 some water would be nice. 413 00:40:08.281 --> 00:40:10.658 Nikos, bring our friend a glass of water. 414 00:40:11.743 --> 00:40:13.578 Thanks for carrying that. 415 00:40:25.298 --> 00:40:27.300 His brother drowned last year as well. 416 00:40:28.468 --> 00:40:30.940 What? 417 00:40:30.261 --> 00:40:32.960 Maybe... Thanks. 418 00:40:32.263 --> 00:40:35.767 Maybe you should start thinking about a lifeguard or a beach patrol. 419 00:40:35.934 --> 00:40:37.560 What? 420 00:40:37.727 --> 00:40:39.354 What did you say, damn it? 421 00:40:39.604 --> 00:40:42.230 - What is it, Vangelis? - He didn't mean it. 422 00:40:42.273 --> 00:40:44.250 You take our land, our children! 423 00:40:44.275 --> 00:40:46.194 Calm down, Vangelis! 424 00:40:46.361 --> 00:40:48.780 - What was that? - Sit down, Vangelis! 425 00:40:48.947 --> 00:40:50.782 I'm sorry, but what did I say? 426 00:40:50.949 --> 00:40:53.701 - Panos, what's going on? - Everything's fine, Mayor. 427 00:40:54.452 --> 00:40:56.913 You know, the crisis... 428 00:40:58.414 --> 00:41:01.209 It's not like the people here are drowning by accident. 429 00:41:14.347 --> 00:41:16.990 -"Syggnomi". - Pardon me? 430 00:41:18.685 --> 00:41:20.311 Syggfiomi. 431 00:41:31.614 --> 00:41:33.658 Can I get a couple more of those? 432 00:41:34.909 --> 00:41:36.619 Nikos, wine! 433 00:41:39.372 --> 00:41:40.748 It's all right. 434 00:41:40.915 --> 00:41:43.167 He didn't mean it. It's all right. 435 00:41:58.683 --> 00:42:00.309 Get some paint on there! 436 00:42:02.270 --> 00:42:05.148 Can't you see how uneven that coat of paint is? 437 00:42:05.314 --> 00:42:08.484 - You never use enough paint! - Make sure it's an even coat! 438 00:42:08.651 --> 00:42:10.695 Stop talking! Enough already! 439 00:42:10.862 --> 00:42:12.905 No sloppy work! Do good work, please! 440 00:42:13.906 --> 00:42:15.366 -$hut up! -$hut up! 441 00:42:15.616 --> 00:42:18.911 It has to be perfect when the German shows up! 442 00:42:19.780 --> 00:42:22.290 Perfect! Clean! impeccable! 443 00:42:22.540 --> 00:42:25.460 - You just sit around while we work! - Unbelievable... 444 00:42:26.210 --> 00:42:27.754 Watch out! 445 00:42:30.882 --> 00:42:32.467 Dimitri! 446 00:42:39.980 --> 00:42:41.976 - Why aren't you sleeping? - I was sleeping! 447 00:42:43.561 --> 00:42:45.480 What's going on? 448 00:42:45.646 --> 00:42:48.660 Let me in, I have something to tell the German. 449 00:42:48.316 --> 00:42:49.817 - Wait, I'll get Mum. - No! 450 00:42:50.680 --> 00:42:52.280 No, not Mum! 451 00:42:52.278 --> 00:42:55.114 Dimitri, I need your help, my boy. 452 00:42:59.660 --> 00:43:03.372 Even the Germans couldn't be worse. 453 00:43:05.830 --> 00:43:07.460 - It hurts! -It's nothing serious. 454 00:43:08.211 --> 00:43:11.631 It's sprained... if not worse! 455 00:43:13.424 --> 00:43:16.520 If you can move it, then everything's fine. 456 00:43:16.219 --> 00:43:18.679 You two are even worse than the German! 457 00:43:18.846 --> 00:43:20.348 Don't touch it! 458 00:43:42.787 --> 00:43:45.390 Okay, alarm off. 459 00:43:46.457 --> 00:43:49.293 Oh, what have we here? 460 00:43:49.877 --> 00:43:52.171 He can take that one again. 461 00:43:58.136 --> 00:44:00.263 We'll leave him that one. 462 00:44:04.559 --> 00:44:06.310 Doesn't he have any friends? 463 00:44:06.853 --> 00:44:08.938 Germans don't have friends. 464 00:44:09.313 --> 00:44:11.732 Not even German friends? 465 00:44:14.277 --> 00:44:16.571 Time for new contacts. 466 00:44:18.781 --> 00:44:21.330 That's not very many. 467 00:44:21.284 --> 00:44:22.535 Yes. 468 00:44:23.202 --> 00:44:24.912 So it seems. 469 00:44:37.466 --> 00:44:39.385 Herr Kommissar! 470 00:44:42.680 --> 00:44:45.141 We wanted to have a look at something! 471 00:45:19.550 --> 00:45:21.219 Hey, you pretty things. 472 00:45:21.469 --> 00:45:23.540 Move aside. 473 00:45:24.931 --> 00:45:27.558 Look over there. There's your hospital. 474 00:45:32.563 --> 00:45:34.565 Come on. 475 00:45:47.954 --> 00:45:49.455 Get off. 476 00:45:50.873 --> 00:45:53.167 - I don't believe it. - What don't you believe? 477 00:45:53.918 --> 00:45:55.753 Well, I was certain that... 478 00:45:55.920 --> 00:45:58.381 Of course we have a hospital. What did you think? 479 00:46:25.700 --> 00:46:27.368 Stop it, you fool! 480 00:47:11.746 --> 00:47:14.498 You see, everything's as it should be. 481 00:47:14.665 --> 00:47:18.544 Now you can call your boss to tell him the loan wasn't for a phantom. 482 00:47:24.800 --> 00:47:25.468 I... 483 00:47:26.552 --> 00:47:28.262 I think I owe you an apology. 484 00:47:31.515 --> 00:47:33.590 You know, my friend... 485 00:47:33.601 --> 00:47:34.810 I like you. 486 00:47:36.645 --> 00:47:37.688 Thanks. 487 00:47:49.116 --> 00:47:50.493 Yannis, calm down! 488 00:47:50.743 --> 00:47:52.828 It's me, Panos! Calm down! 489 00:47:53.537 --> 00:47:56.207 Everything's okay, it's all good! 490 00:47:59.377 --> 00:48:01.128 Why did you scare me like that? 491 00:48:01.295 --> 00:48:04.900 We told you we were going to look at the hospital. 492 00:48:07.218 --> 00:48:10.596 - With Pep Guardiola? - That's the German from the bank. 493 00:48:11.222 --> 00:48:13.557 He has to take some photos. 494 00:48:13.974 --> 00:48:15.935 Come, come on. 495 00:48:18.771 --> 00:48:21.232 - What's your name, Herr Kommissar? - Geissner. 496 00:48:21.399 --> 00:48:23.250 Well, Jdrg. 497 00:48:32.785 --> 00:48:35.121 Ah, Giorgios! That's a name! 498 00:48:53.550 --> 00:48:54.515 Ah, surgeon. 499 00:48:57.977 --> 00:49:00.980 By the way, Dr Yannis makes his own wine. 500 00:49:41.687 --> 00:49:43.314 Hello, Dr Laichinger. 501 00:49:43.481 --> 00:49:45.441 Geissner, why haven't you called? 502 00:49:46.108 --> 00:49:48.277 We're inspecting the hospital. 503 00:49:48.444 --> 00:49:49.487 The what? 504 00:49:49.653 --> 00:49:51.864 I was surprised too, but everything's in order. 505 00:49:52.698 --> 00:49:55.534 And we're about to visit the power plant. 506 00:49:55.701 --> 00:49:58.496 But I want the beach. We need the beach! 507 00:49:58.662 --> 00:50:00.581 Or else our nice bank is done for. 508 00:50:00.748 --> 00:50:02.374 I know that, Dr Laichinger. 509 00:50:02.625 --> 00:50:06.450 You'd better not let them pull the wool over your eyes, Geissner. 510 00:50:06.212 --> 00:50:07.421 Yes, I'm on it. 511 00:50:16.263 --> 00:50:18.307 I think we should move on. 512 00:50:18.974 --> 00:50:21.600 Just one more glass. 513 00:50:23.854 --> 00:50:25.606 But only one. 514 00:50:29.735 --> 00:50:31.779 But I'm not a doctor, 515 00:50:32.863 --> 00:50:35.407 I'm a surgeon. 516 00:51:12.528 --> 00:51:14.572 Giorgios, give me your phone! 517 00:51:16.824 --> 00:51:18.826 Give it to me, I know how it works. 518 00:51:31.255 --> 00:51:33.507 - Feta? - Yes, look. 519 00:51:33.757 --> 00:51:35.759 - I look great. - Nice. 520 00:51:36.302 --> 00:51:38.929 - I have my eyes closed. - But I said "feta"! 521 00:51:39.960 --> 00:51:40.889 You should've waited. 522 00:51:41.560 --> 00:51:43.100 It turned out nicely. 523 00:52:30.814 --> 00:52:32.149 Left! 524 00:52:32.775 --> 00:52:33.776 My God! 525 00:52:37.571 --> 00:52:39.531 Everything okay? 526 00:52:41.575 --> 00:52:43.577 My God, I said "left"! 527 00:52:46.705 --> 00:52:48.499 What the hell do you expect? 528 00:52:48.666 --> 00:52:51.919 It's dark! How should I tell left from right? 529 00:52:52.961 --> 00:52:56.632 My God, I almost dropped the bottle. 530 00:52:59.468 --> 00:53:01.595 Bravo, Giorgios, bravo! 531 00:53:04.807 --> 00:53:07.518 Are you guys CFaZY? 532 00:53:28.288 --> 00:53:30.499 There you have your power plant! 533 00:53:31.250 --> 00:53:33.252 Come on, take a couple of pictures! 534 00:53:35.300 --> 00:53:37.548 You have an electric power plant. 535 00:53:37.715 --> 00:53:40.509 - Yes. - You have an electric power plant! 536 00:53:40.676 --> 00:53:42.720 We have a bloody electric power plant! 537 00:53:50.352 --> 00:53:53.210 What did I tell you? 538 00:53:53.188 --> 00:53:54.648 Perfect. 539 00:53:54.815 --> 00:53:56.275 Unbelievable. 540 00:54:05.330 --> 00:54:07.369 It's just... 541 00:54:13.667 --> 00:54:16.879 What's wrong with him? What were you drinking? 542 00:54:26.430 --> 00:54:27.598 It's locked! 543 00:54:27.848 --> 00:54:29.558 I don't have a key! 544 00:54:31.560 --> 00:54:34.146 But I have to go in there. 545 00:54:34.313 --> 00:54:37.240 I have to take some pictures! 546 00:54:37.191 --> 00:54:40.527 Give me the key, pretty please. 547 00:54:40.778 --> 00:54:42.780 I really don't have a key. 548 00:54:43.300 --> 00:54:45.240 He doesn't have a key. 549 00:54:46.158 --> 00:54:49.578 - Maybe he has a key. Do you? - Me? I don't have any keys. 550 00:54:50.120 --> 00:54:51.497 He doesn't have one either. 551 00:54:51.747 --> 00:54:54.666 - Take a picture of the door! - Yeah, right. 552 00:54:55.420 --> 00:54:58.300 I'll take a picture of the locked door. 553 00:55:01.215 --> 00:55:03.425 There's nothing in there anyway! 554 00:55:03.592 --> 00:55:05.385 - What? - Only a couple of turbines! 555 00:55:05.636 --> 00:55:07.513 A couple of turbines! 556 00:55:11.433 --> 00:55:14.436 - Come with me. - What now? 557 00:55:20.734 --> 00:55:23.737 You can hear the turbines working. 558 00:57:43.335 --> 00:57:47.631 - Doctor... - Geissner? What the hell's going on there? 559 00:57:47.798 --> 00:57:51.426 - The eclectic... The electric... - Are you drunk? 560 00:57:51.593 --> 00:57:56.682 The whatchamacallit plant... is there too. 561 00:57:56.848 --> 00:58:01.520 You can't be serious! I want the beach! The beach! The beach! 562 00:58:01.687 --> 00:58:06.274 Or else our bank is clone for! We can all look for a new job, Geissner! 563 00:58:06.441 --> 00:58:08.652 But that's not so bad. 564 00:58:08.819 --> 00:58:11.113 - Pardon me? -Night-night. 565 00:58:11.279 --> 00:58:14.241 Geissner? Geissner, don't hang up! 566 00:58:40.580 --> 00:58:43.437 Mr Geissner! You forgot your receipt! 567 00:58:45.220 --> 00:58:47.733 - Maria. Thanks. - Have a good trip. 568 00:58:47.983 --> 00:58:49.401 What are they doing? 569 00:58:49.985 --> 00:58:52.237 - They're kissing. - What? Give them to me! 570 00:59:28.982 --> 00:59:31.276 - Panos! - Come on! 571 00:59:37.365 --> 00:59:40.350 Don't make the departure harder than it already is. 572 00:59:56.843 --> 00:59:59.596 THANKS FOR EVERYTHING 573 01:00:27.541 --> 01:00:29.376 Goodbye, my friend. 574 01:00:30.210 --> 01:00:32.129 And give Merkel a kiss for me. 575 01:01:10.876 --> 01:01:12.669 What are those idiots telling him? 576 01:01:14.754 --> 01:01:16.798 Hey... 577 01:01:17.257 --> 01:01:18.967 Something's not right. 578 01:01:19.134 --> 01:01:20.760 Give them here. 579 01:01:26.600 --> 01:01:28.685 What's wrong with him? 580 01:01:29.477 --> 01:01:31.271 Has he lost it? 581 01:01:44.618 --> 01:01:47.162 He's going! 582 01:01:47.329 --> 01:01:49.390 What did I tell you? 583 01:01:50.165 --> 01:01:51.666 There goes the German. 584 01:01:51.917 --> 01:01:53.418 He's going. 585 01:01:54.252 --> 01:01:56.838 Did you mean that in a positive or a negative way? 586 01:01:57.756 --> 01:01:59.174 I don't know... 587 01:01:59.341 --> 01:02:01.176 I kind of liked him. 588 01:02:02.719 --> 01:02:04.971 Did you fall in love, silly? 589 01:02:05.138 --> 01:02:07.474 - Tell me. - No, I didn't fall in love. 590 01:02:14.272 --> 01:02:16.399 It can't be! 591 01:02:16.650 --> 01:02:18.818 What is it? Give them to me. 592 01:02:20.195 --> 01:02:21.821 What's he doing there? 593 01:02:28.360 --> 01:02:29.663 Mr Geissner? 594 01:03:17.877 --> 01:03:20.672 Dr Laichinger. Mailbox. Leave a message. 595 01:03:22.700 --> 01:03:24.926 Yes. Hello, Dr Laichinger. 596 01:03:25.930 --> 01:03:28.263 Unfortunately, my departure has been slightly delayed. 597 01:03:30.557 --> 01:03:33.590 There is a problem with the power plant after all. 598 01:03:33.226 --> 01:03:36.146 I cannot verify its authenticity 100%. 599 01:03:39.190 --> 01:03:40.775 Yup. 600 01:03:47.866 --> 01:03:50.327 May I come in? 601 01:04:00.128 --> 01:04:02.130 Try one. 602 01:04:02.672 --> 01:04:04.299 Try one. 603 01:04:10.180 --> 01:04:11.681 Thank you. 604 01:04:14.476 --> 01:04:17.812 I told you to stay away from him. 605 01:04:20.230 --> 01:04:23.151 It's so easy to give your heart to Panos. 606 01:04:23.401 --> 01:04:25.700 But... 607 01:04:25.236 --> 01:04:28.239 with the hearts of others, he just... 608 01:04:36.581 --> 01:04:38.291 Hey, Rolando. 609 01:04:39.840 --> 01:04:40.251 Rename. 610 01:04:40.502 --> 01:04:42.504 That's right, Ronaldo. 611 01:04:46.674 --> 01:04:49.552 I think I have to speak with your dad. 612 01:04:50.428 --> 01:04:52.806 Please don't hurt him. 613 01:04:53.973 --> 01:04:55.600 We'll see. 614 01:04:58.686 --> 01:05:00.313 We'll see. 615 01:05:09.197 --> 01:05:10.573 Oh God. 616 01:05:15.120 --> 01:05:17.247 Giorgios? Giorgios, my friend! 617 01:05:17.414 --> 01:05:19.916 What a surprise! You stayed after all. 618 01:05:25.171 --> 01:05:28.842 I found out that your island is supplied via undersea cable. 619 01:05:30.760 --> 01:05:33.513 Your electric power plant is not real. 620 01:05:33.680 --> 01:05:35.557 Not real? What are you talking about? 621 01:05:35.807 --> 01:05:39.600 - We went there together! - I want to see it from the inside. 622 01:05:39.227 --> 01:05:40.603 Of course. Sure. 623 01:05:40.770 --> 01:05:43.815 But shouldn't a friendship be based on trust? 624 01:05:44.732 --> 01:05:46.943 Trust. Trust you? 625 01:05:47.527 --> 01:05:50.710 The guy who thinks he's Odysseus? 626 01:05:50.238 --> 01:05:52.699 Freedom, freedom, I need freedom! 627 01:05:53.908 --> 01:05:56.870 You don't even care about your son because of your bloody freedom! 628 01:05:59.706 --> 01:06:01.166 I don't trust guys like that. 629 01:06:01.749 --> 01:06:04.294 Okay. That hurt. 630 01:06:04.836 --> 01:06:08.381 You'll get your power plant. Inside and out, upside and down! 631 01:06:08.548 --> 01:06:12.260 Who do you Germans think you are? You still think you're special. 632 01:06:12.427 --> 01:06:14.262 Show me the power plant! 633 01:06:14.512 --> 01:06:16.639 Fine. My cousin can bring the key in five days. 634 01:06:16.890 --> 01:06:19.893 No, no! No more cousins, and no five days. 635 01:06:20.590 --> 01:06:22.395 I want to see the power plant tomorrow. 636 01:06:23.188 --> 01:06:25.356 In two days I lose my job. 637 01:06:26.441 --> 01:06:30.361 - That's not my problem. - Oh yes! That's your biggest problem! 638 01:06:31.700 --> 01:06:34.991 Because tomorrow evening I'll report that your power plant doesn't exist, 639 01:06:35.158 --> 01:06:38.411 and we'll build a giant hotel here like you've never seen before! 640 01:06:38.578 --> 01:06:41.789 We'll turn your Galapagos into the new Majorca! 641 01:06:43.291 --> 01:06:46.211 I want to see the power plant. Tomorrow! 642 01:06:48.546 --> 01:06:50.548 But I don't have a key! 643 01:07:10.860 --> 01:07:12.987 This time I'm going to get you. 644 01:07:38.471 --> 01:07:40.980 Come with me. 645 01:07:42.559 --> 01:07:45.353 Hey, little man, keep an eye on the shop. 646 01:08:04.539 --> 01:08:06.874 Get in, I'll show you something. 647 01:08:07.410 --> 01:08:10.169 You want to take the boat to the power plant? 648 01:08:10.336 --> 01:08:11.421 Please. 649 01:08:32.483 --> 01:08:34.694 Why are we transporting a box of dynamite? 650 01:08:35.278 --> 01:08:37.614 It's for our artificial reef. 651 01:08:42.785 --> 01:08:45.163 You're doing that on purpose, right? 652 01:08:51.200 --> 01:08:53.400 CAUTION HIGH VOLTAGE 653 01:09:02.550 --> 01:09:04.223 - There he is! - I can see that. 654 01:09:04.390 --> 01:09:06.351 - Do the donkey! - No! 655 01:09:06.517 --> 01:09:09.270 First comes the short circuit, then the donkey. 656 01:09:14.484 --> 01:09:16.270 Give it to me. 657 01:09:18.290 --> 01:09:21.115 Sometimes you have to take fate into your own hands. 658 01:09:21.282 --> 01:09:22.909 Watch out. 659 01:09:36.214 --> 01:09:38.383 - Come on, get up. - What's going on? 660 01:09:38.549 --> 01:09:40.885 Get up, I said. Come on, get up! 661 01:09:43.846 --> 01:09:47.600 We're going to drop anchor here, and I'll prove the cable is out of order. 662 01:09:47.850 --> 01:09:52.230 You'd rather kill us than admit you've been deceiving me the whole time? 663 01:10:00.279 --> 01:10:02.156 The donkey! Do the donkey! 664 01:10:07.870 --> 01:10:09.831 - Did you hear a donkey? - I have no idea. 665 01:10:09.997 --> 01:10:11.958 Yes, it was a donkey! 666 01:10:14.252 --> 01:10:16.421 - You can throw the anchor! - No. 667 01:10:16.587 --> 01:10:21.384 - Yes! - Not with a 30,000 volt cable down there! 668 01:10:21.634 --> 01:10:23.219 Damn it! 669 01:10:23.469 --> 01:10:25.805 Why isn't it stopping? 670 01:10:26.550 --> 01:10:28.433 But we've already done the donkey! 671 01:10:28.599 --> 01:10:31.561 - We have to warn Panos! - But the German will hear us! 672 01:10:31.728 --> 01:10:33.271 I'll pull out the cable! 673 01:10:33.438 --> 01:10:35.606 Give me your jacket! And you give me your sweater! 674 01:10:35.773 --> 01:10:37.817 - Are you crazy? - Do it! 675 01:10:38.670 --> 01:10:40.403 Go on! Quick! 676 01:10:44.991 --> 01:10:46.242 Give that to me. 677 01:10:57.670 --> 01:10:59.505 That was someone yelling. 678 01:10:59.672 --> 01:11:01.883 That was a donkey! Here! Throw it in. 679 01:11:02.490 --> 01:11:04.100 - Take it off me! - No, you! 680 01:11:05.470 --> 01:11:06.679 Watch out! 681 01:11:06.929 --> 01:11:09.560 - Why? - High voltage! 682 01:11:16.147 --> 01:11:18.441 Give it here! 683 01:11:31.537 --> 01:11:33.456 Oh, God! 684 01:11:38.586 --> 01:11:39.796 Nothing happened. 685 01:11:40.254 --> 01:11:42.890 - What? - Nothing happened! 686 01:12:10.340 --> 01:12:12.245 - Spyros, are you okay? - Are you still alive? 687 01:12:12.411 --> 01:12:14.330 - Are you still alive? - Are you in pain? 688 01:12:21.754 --> 01:12:24.799 What did I tell you? No electricity. 689 01:12:26.425 --> 01:12:27.552 Move! 690 01:12:33.975 --> 01:12:35.184 Happy new year. 691 01:12:52.118 --> 01:12:53.703 Your hand! 692 01:12:54.328 --> 01:12:55.663 Your hand! 693 01:13:00.376 --> 01:13:02.169 Giorgios! 694 01:13:03.870 --> 01:13:04.797 Your hand! 695 01:13:14.599 --> 01:13:16.100 One, two, three! 696 01:13:26.680 --> 01:13:27.153 Oh, no! 697 01:14:12.865 --> 01:14:14.283 Bloody hell! 698 01:14:14.450 --> 01:14:17.119 - Daddy, it's not my fault. - Bloody hell! 699 01:14:23.000 --> 01:14:24.585 Out of the way! 700 01:14:36.931 --> 01:14:38.808 Listen, little man... 701 01:14:39.308 --> 01:14:40.977 It's not your fault. 702 01:14:41.143 --> 01:14:42.937 It was a power outage! 703 01:14:48.734 --> 01:14:50.361 I'm an idiot. 704 01:14:54.782 --> 01:14:56.993 Listen, little man, listen. 705 01:14:57.243 --> 01:15:01.247 Do you want to work for me? Full-time. For life. Huh? 706 01:15:03.290 --> 01:15:05.584 Do you want to work for me? Forever? 707 01:15:06.585 --> 01:15:08.170 Come here. 708 01:15:28.149 --> 01:15:29.734 I have to go again for a while. 709 01:15:29.900 --> 01:15:32.361 I'll be back. I have to take care of something. 710 01:15:51.756 --> 01:15:53.507 It'll be fine. 711 01:15:53.674 --> 01:15:55.217 Dr Yannis can do it. 712 01:15:55.384 --> 01:15:57.261 His mother was a seamstress. 713 01:15:59.305 --> 01:16:01.265 I'm so sorry. 714 01:16:02.224 --> 01:16:03.726 I'm sorry, mate. 715 01:16:05.436 --> 01:16:06.937 I'm sorry too. 716 01:16:10.566 --> 01:16:12.568 It was nice all the same. 717 01:16:13.110 --> 01:16:15.112 Yes, it was. 718 01:16:18.574 --> 01:16:20.826 Giorgios! Giorgios! 719 01:16:20.993 --> 01:16:23.829 Damn it, don't do this to me! 720 01:16:23.996 --> 01:16:26.874 Herr Kommissar, grit your teeth. 721 01:16:27.708 --> 01:16:30.377 - Don't die. - Herr Kommissar! Herr Kommissar! 722 01:16:30.544 --> 01:16:33.923 Giorgios, my friend, I'm so sorry, I didn't want this! 723 01:17:11.850 --> 01:17:13.671 You have to see the inside of the power plant. 724 01:17:13.838 --> 01:17:17.490 And don't let them fool you! 725 01:17:28.180 --> 01:17:30.646 You poor man, Geissner. 726 01:17:37.403 --> 01:17:39.738 What did they do with you? 727 01:17:40.573 --> 01:17:42.533 It's not all that bad. 728 01:17:43.993 --> 01:17:46.245 You're a brave man. 729 01:17:46.996 --> 01:17:49.498 And your effort was not in vain. 730 01:17:50.374 --> 01:17:52.209 We've got them! 731 01:17:53.836 --> 01:17:57.600 They staged quite a fairy tale for you. 732 01:17:58.507 --> 01:18:00.634 The power plant isn't real. 733 01:18:04.180 --> 01:18:07.766 The beach is ours, Jérg. We're saved. 734 01:18:08.559 --> 01:18:11.896 And you, dear Geissner, will soon be home. 735 01:18:12.620 --> 01:18:14.231 With your AVO Bank family. 736 01:18:14.481 --> 01:18:15.482 GET WELL 737 01:18:15.649 --> 01:18:18.319 With best wishes from your colleagues. 738 01:18:21.530 --> 01:18:23.157 Schewe? 739 01:18:29.121 --> 01:18:30.873 Yes. 740 01:18:31.457 --> 01:18:34.960 Are you serious? A bit faster, Schewe. 741 01:18:39.506 --> 01:18:42.510 And stay on it! 742 01:18:43.844 --> 01:18:47.306 To type the amount, press here. 2.50 euro, for example. Okay? 743 01:18:47.473 --> 01:18:49.767 Tick, tock, bang. See? Easy. 744 01:18:50.170 --> 01:18:52.478 If you want to open the till, what do you do? 745 01:18:52.645 --> 01:18:53.812 Then you press here. 746 01:18:54.630 --> 01:18:55.231 Press it. 747 01:18:55.397 --> 01:18:58.192 No, wrong button. 748 01:18:58.359 --> 01:19:01.237 No matter. There's just one important thing to remember: 749 01:19:01.487 --> 01:19:04.240 Beautiful women and Greeks only pay half. 750 01:19:04.406 --> 01:19:08.160 Germans, Brits and Russians pay double. The rest pays the normal price. 751 01:19:11.800 --> 01:19:13.400 Pep! Do you want a beer? 752 01:19:13.290 --> 01:19:14.833 Four euros. 753 01:19:15.840 --> 01:19:17.544 - Giorgios is a Greek now. - One euro. 754 01:19:17.711 --> 01:19:19.964 Bravo! 755 01:19:20.381 --> 01:19:21.924 Hey- 756 01:19:27.763 --> 01:19:29.181 I'm sorry about the finger. 757 01:19:30.641 --> 01:19:33.102 Oh. I'm the one who's sorry. 758 01:19:33.811 --> 01:19:36.939 - Because of the beach. - Let them come. 759 01:19:37.606 --> 01:19:39.650 That sort of thing can take a while. 760 01:19:43.988 --> 01:19:45.489 Giorgios... 761 01:19:45.906 --> 01:19:48.784 Do you mind if I don't come to the harbour? 762 01:19:49.743 --> 01:19:51.578 I don't like goodbyes. 763 01:19:53.800 --> 01:19:57.209 No, that's fine by me. I don't like goodbyes either. 764 01:20:00.400 --> 01:20:01.922 Sorry. 765 01:20:05.718 --> 01:20:07.886 - Dr Laichinger. - Geissner. Where are you? 766 01:20:08.137 --> 01:20:11.473 - I'll be right there. - Hurry up. Hop to it. 767 01:20:24.236 --> 01:20:26.300 Good bye. 768 01:20:28.449 --> 01:20:29.575 I'll take you. 769 01:20:32.661 --> 01:20:33.996 Thanks. 770 01:20:53.140 --> 01:20:54.850 Well... 771 01:20:55.559 --> 01:20:57.311 Thank you. 772 01:20:57.478 --> 01:20:59.730 Thank you for everything. 773 01:21:00.814 --> 01:21:03.442 It was so unbelievably nice here with you. 774 01:21:13.452 --> 01:21:15.412 I thank you too. 775 01:21:17.331 --> 01:21:19.291 Have a good trip. 776 01:21:22.836 --> 01:21:24.838 Can't you just shut up for once! 777 01:21:25.890 --> 01:21:26.882 It's just unbearable! 778 01:21:51.365 --> 01:21:53.492 Herr Kommissar... 779 01:22:17.349 --> 01:22:19.268 What a fantastic Pep Guardiola! 780 01:22:19.810 --> 01:22:21.770 Yes, indeed. 781 01:22:41.123 --> 01:22:42.916 Odysseus! 782 01:22:47.254 --> 01:22:48.630 Odysseus! 783 01:22:48.797 --> 01:22:51.300 - What's all this nonsense, Geissner? - Odysseus! 784 01:23:05.439 --> 01:23:06.857 Odysseus. 785 01:23:07.107 --> 01:23:10.861 Damn it, Geissner, what the hell are you doing? 786 01:23:12.905 --> 01:23:14.573 Odysseus! 787 01:23:42.184 --> 01:23:44.770 - I'm staying here! - Yeah! 788 01:24:21.682 --> 01:24:25.352 Well. Like I said: 789 01:24:25.519 --> 01:24:28.939 At least it's a good story. 790 01:24:30.399 --> 01:24:32.734 I ask you 791 01:24:32.901 --> 01:24:37.901 What could possibly befall me 792 01:24:37.906 --> 01:24:39.950 What could possibly befall me 793 01:24:41.451 --> 01:24:46.873 Believe me, I love life 794 01:24:47.416 --> 01:24:53.297 The carousel will go on turning 795 01:24:55.173 --> 01:24:59.720 Even if we go our separate ways 796 01:25:01.221 --> 01:25:05.851 Even if we go our separate ways 797 01:25:07.436 --> 01:25:12.691 You know I love life 57045

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