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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 2 00:02:06,234 --> 00:02:07,963 Give me your press badge. 3 00:02:08,169 --> 00:02:10,160 No way, you're not my dad! 4 00:02:10,371 --> 00:02:12,771 Then I shall take it by force. 5 00:02:12,941 --> 00:02:14,738 Ooh! He's my brother! 6 00:02:14,909 --> 00:02:16,706 Then you shouldn't have made out with him. 7 00:03:06,761 --> 00:03:08,194 So, your name's Dan? 8 00:03:08,363 --> 00:03:12,197 Yeah, Dan... Dan Quint. Like on the resume. 9 00:03:12,367 --> 00:03:15,859 Dan Quint. Born 1990. I didn't think that was possible. 10 00:03:16,037 --> 00:03:17,334 Yeah, 1990. 11 00:03:17,505 --> 00:03:19,268 People are born every year so that's- 12 00:03:20,909 --> 00:03:24,003 What do you hope to get out of being in the mailroom, Dan? 13 00:03:24,179 --> 00:03:27,171 I guess I hope to get out of being in the mailroom. 14 00:03:27,782 --> 00:03:30,649 You got sass. I like it. 15 00:03:30,818 --> 00:03:32,843 Guess what? You're hired. 16 00:03:34,055 --> 00:03:36,615 I'm Lemuel Gulliver. Welcome to the team. 17 00:03:36,791 --> 00:03:37,758 I was hired... 18 00:03:38,927 --> 00:03:39,916 yesterday by HR. 19 00:03:40,094 --> 00:03:41,857 - Doggy wants a bone. - What? 20 00:03:42,030 --> 00:03:43,725 Doggy wants a bone. 21 00:03:45,667 --> 00:03:47,259 Floor 30. This is the editors' floor. 22 00:03:47,435 --> 00:03:48,035 Oh, yeah. 23 00:03:48,045 --> 00:03:49,528 - This is the epicenter, my friend. - Okay. 24 00:03:49,704 --> 00:03:51,467 - Feel it. Feel it. - Okay. 25 00:03:51,639 --> 00:03:52,970 Got a little something for you. 26 00:03:53,474 --> 00:03:55,066 Ah... God dang it! Sorry about that. 27 00:03:55,243 --> 00:03:57,473 Listen, I will dry-clean that. Sorry about that. My bad. 28 00:03:59,047 --> 00:04:00,742 - You just wait out here. - What? 29 00:04:00,915 --> 00:04:02,473 One second. 30 00:04:04,986 --> 00:04:05,975 Here's your mail, sir. 31 00:04:06,154 --> 00:04:07,883 Oh... hey, you're Harold Jones, right? 32 00:04:08,056 --> 00:04:09,580 Yeah. 33 00:04:09,757 --> 00:04:12,351 I loved your piece on the failure of the derivative markets. 34 00:04:12,527 --> 00:04:13,494 Thanks very much. 35 00:04:13,661 --> 00:04:15,151 I look forward to seeing you around. 36 00:04:15,330 --> 00:04:16,661 Thank you... 37 00:04:16,831 --> 00:04:19,425 from me and all the readers. 38 00:04:20,768 --> 00:04:23,328 Dan, what are you doing? You can't talk to those guys! 39 00:04:23,504 --> 00:04:24,528 - Why not? - Because... 40 00:04:24,706 --> 00:04:27,038 Okay, this is your first day. We are the mailroom guys. 41 00:04:27,208 --> 00:04:29,768 Mailroom guys are meant to be seen and not heard. 42 00:04:29,944 --> 00:04:31,844 And ideally, not even seen, okay? 43 00:04:32,013 --> 00:04:33,776 We're not on their level. We're the little people. 44 00:04:33,948 --> 00:04:35,848 No, you know what it is? I think you're just scared to talk to them. 45 00:04:36,017 --> 00:04:39,544 I am not! Dude, listen. I'm just respectful of their workspace. 46 00:04:39,721 --> 00:04:42,121 I talk to these people all the ti... 47 00:04:49,163 --> 00:04:50,324 Glad you think so. I'll let you know as soon as 48 00:04:50,334 --> 00:04:51,529 I've made a decision, Nigel. 49 00:04:51,699 --> 00:04:54,031 Okey-dokey, thank you. Good day, fellas. 50 00:04:54,502 --> 00:04:55,764 - Good day. - Good day, mate. 51 00:04:55,937 --> 00:04:57,666 Gulliver, got any mail for me? 52 00:04:57,839 --> 00:04:59,773 Yeah... No... Maybe. 53 00:04:59,941 --> 00:05:00,965 Let me check. 54 00:05:01,142 --> 00:05:03,372 - Hi, I'm Dan, from the mailroom. - Hey. Darcy. 55 00:05:03,544 --> 00:05:06,342 And I'll do whatever it takes to not be from the mailroom. 56 00:05:07,148 --> 00:05:09,582 Dan doesn't need to be bothering her right now. She's busy. 57 00:05:09,751 --> 00:05:10,615 He isn't bothering me. 58 00:05:10,785 --> 00:05:12,480 I love to have a reason to procrastinate. 59 00:05:12,654 --> 00:05:14,053 Yeah, me, too. 60 00:05:14,222 --> 00:05:16,986 You're not bugging me. There you go. 61 00:05:17,158 --> 00:05:18,648 Well, I'll see you guys later. 62 00:05:18,826 --> 00:05:20,259 - Good to see you. - Okay. 63 00:05:20,461 --> 00:05:22,326 Oh, boy. Let's go. 64 00:05:24,065 --> 00:05:25,990 So, how long have you had this 65 00:05:26,000 --> 00:05:27,933 debilitating crush on the travel editor? 66 00:05:28,136 --> 00:05:30,161 Crush? On Darcy? No way, dude. 67 00:05:30,338 --> 00:05:31,805 Okay! First of all, you're a terrible liar. 68 00:05:31,973 --> 00:05:33,873 Second of all, why don't you just ask her out? 69 00:05:34,042 --> 00:05:36,010 - You don't think I could ask her out? - No. 70 00:05:36,177 --> 00:05:38,543 I could ask her out whenever, wherever. It's no problem. 71 00:05:38,713 --> 00:05:41,682 It would take me five seconds. Will you go out with me?"Yes." Done. 72 00:05:41,849 --> 00:05:43,239 I'm not going out with Darcy Silverman. 73 00:05:43,249 --> 00:05:44,647 We are boyfriend and girlfriend. 74 00:05:44,819 --> 00:05:46,582 You know "Gulliver and Darcy?" Yeah, they're like "Cutest couple ever." 75 00:05:46,754 --> 00:05:49,917 Okay. So, then, do it. 76 00:05:50,124 --> 00:05:51,751 Next time I see her, I will. 77 00:05:51,926 --> 00:05:53,655 - Hold on! Hi, again. - Uhm! 78 00:05:53,861 --> 00:05:55,453 Oh... hey, Darcy. 79 00:05:55,630 --> 00:05:59,031 I just remembered, I get claustrophobic in elevators. 80 00:06:06,974 --> 00:06:08,532 - How is your day going? - Really good. 81 00:06:08,710 --> 00:06:09,938 Just really, really, good. 82 00:06:10,111 --> 00:06:12,443 - What are you doing this weekend? - So much stuff. 83 00:06:12,613 --> 00:06:15,343 It's just going to be... you know, a bunch of stuff. 84 00:06:15,516 --> 00:06:17,609 - Cool. - Yeah, it's cool. 85 00:06:23,224 --> 00:06:25,158 - Have a good one. - You, too. 86 00:06:29,364 --> 00:06:31,855 Wait! I forgot something. 87 00:06:32,033 --> 00:06:33,694 Yeah, me, too. 88 00:06:46,581 --> 00:06:47,445 So? 89 00:06:49,016 --> 00:06:50,210 Yeah? 90 00:06:50,385 --> 00:06:51,579 Yeah! 91 00:06:51,953 --> 00:06:53,147 You chickened out, didn't you? 92 00:06:53,955 --> 00:06:57,914 I wasn't... I just... You know... I didn't chicken out. 93 00:06:58,092 --> 00:06:59,625 You're being respectful of her workspace. 94 00:06:59,635 --> 00:07:00,524 Exactly. 95 00:07:00,534 --> 00:07:01,223 Dude. 96 00:07:01,396 --> 00:07:02,954 Speaking of which, after work... 97 00:07:03,131 --> 00:07:06,328 do you want to go for a couple of brews and shoot some poos? 98 00:07:06,501 --> 00:07:07,968 Maybe a little man-date. 99 00:07:08,136 --> 00:07:11,333 I don't think so. Especially because you called it a man-date. 100 00:07:11,506 --> 00:07:13,098 I got you. You want a rain check. 101 00:07:13,274 --> 00:07:16,607 You want to wake up all bright-eyed and bushy-tailed for the boss. 102 00:07:17,111 --> 00:07:19,170 You're not my boss anymore. 103 00:07:19,347 --> 00:07:20,507 What are you talking about? 104 00:07:21,048 --> 00:07:22,743 I just got promoted. 105 00:07:23,751 --> 00:07:26,151 That's impossible. You just got here. 106 00:07:26,320 --> 00:07:29,016 Yeah, they promoted me... 107 00:07:29,190 --> 00:07:31,124 to head of the mailroom. 108 00:07:31,292 --> 00:07:32,782 So, I'm your boss now. 109 00:07:35,563 --> 00:07:40,296 Look, Gulliver, the reason you didn't ask her out and you never will... 110 00:07:40,501 --> 00:07:43,299 is the same reason that you're not going to leave the mailroom. 111 00:07:43,471 --> 00:07:46,099 You've been here like 10 years, man. 112 00:07:49,310 --> 00:07:50,538 You peaked. 113 00:07:51,045 --> 00:07:54,845 You talk a big game and that can be fun, sometimes. 114 00:07:55,483 --> 00:07:58,782 And you're pretty funny around the office, but that's all you are. 115 00:07:58,953 --> 00:08:00,215 It's just talk. 116 00:08:00,388 --> 00:08:02,015 So you might as well face it... 117 00:08:02,190 --> 00:08:04,658 you're never really going to get any bigger than this. 118 00:08:08,396 --> 00:08:12,264 These talks. This is the worst part about being a boss. 119 00:08:12,900 --> 00:08:15,232 Anyway, be in tomorrow at 7:00. 120 00:08:15,403 --> 00:08:17,166 We're going to sort of change things up... 121 00:08:17,338 --> 00:08:20,774 and we're gonna start with getting rid of "Guitar Hero" during work hours. 122 00:08:31,519 --> 00:08:32,713 Night, Darcy. 123 00:08:33,521 --> 00:08:34,988 See you. 124 00:08:50,171 --> 00:08:50,933 Gulliver? 125 00:08:53,207 --> 00:08:54,231 Hi. 126 00:08:55,276 --> 00:08:56,402 Hi. 127 00:08:56,577 --> 00:08:57,601 Can I help you? 128 00:08:58,179 --> 00:08:59,737 Yeah, I... 129 00:09:01,349 --> 00:09:03,874 Well, I wanted to see... 130 00:09:05,152 --> 00:09:06,744 if you wanted to... 131 00:09:10,591 --> 00:09:12,718 You seem a little nervous. Are you all right? 132 00:09:12,894 --> 00:09:14,418 No, I'm fine. I'm just... 133 00:09:15,630 --> 00:09:16,722 I got so much going on. 134 00:09:16,898 --> 00:09:19,403 I wanted to pick this up, and then I was on my way. 135 00:09:19,413 --> 00:09:21,183 You want to apply for a travel writing assignment? 136 00:09:21,324 --> 00:09:21,821 Huh? 137 00:09:24,238 --> 00:09:26,069 Yeah. Exactly. 138 00:09:26,240 --> 00:09:28,731 I had no idea you wrote or traveled. 139 00:09:28,910 --> 00:09:31,845 I do. I travel a lot. I go to New Zealand. 140 00:09:32,013 --> 00:09:35,312 Been to Mexico. Méjico, they call it... 141 00:09:35,483 --> 00:09:36,814 in the locals. 142 00:09:36,984 --> 00:09:38,474 Africa, the Congo. 143 00:09:38,653 --> 00:09:42,145 Which I know is in Africa because I travel and write. 144 00:09:43,157 --> 00:09:45,318 So this is kind of what I want to do. 145 00:09:45,493 --> 00:09:47,100 Well! Why don't you bring in a writing sample 146 00:09:47,110 --> 00:09:48,724 tomorrow morning and I'll see what I can do. 147 00:09:49,730 --> 00:09:50,754 Perfect. 148 00:09:51,832 --> 00:09:53,629 - Okay. - Okay. 149 00:09:54,535 --> 00:09:55,729 Hey, Gulliver. 150 00:09:56,304 --> 00:09:58,465 Nice job putting yourself out there. 151 00:09:58,639 --> 00:10:01,369 Yeah. Cool. Okay, bye-bye. 152 00:10:01,542 --> 00:10:02,804 Bye-bye. 153 00:10:19,794 --> 00:10:21,523 I should've just manned up and asked her out. 154 00:10:21,696 --> 00:10:24,130 Now she's expecting a writing sample? What was I thinking? 155 00:10:24,298 --> 00:10:27,631 ♪ I saw some things In different lands 156 00:10:34,041 --> 00:10:36,874 Karate chop... I gotta write this thing! 157 00:10:37,812 --> 00:10:40,280 No, I got nothing. 158 00:11:11,445 --> 00:11:13,037 I am so impressed, Gulliver. 159 00:11:13,214 --> 00:11:15,580 I had no idea you were such a good writer. 160 00:11:15,750 --> 00:11:17,842 Yeah... well. I kind of keep it secret. 161 00:11:17,852 --> 00:11:20,380 I don't like to brag about my more literarian side. 162 00:11:20,554 --> 00:11:21,646 These samples are terrific. 163 00:11:21,822 --> 00:11:24,256 And you exhibit such variety. 164 00:11:24,425 --> 00:11:27,165 I mean, this one about Oaxaca feels really classic, 165 00:11:27,175 --> 00:11:28,712 like it came straight out of Frommer's... 166 00:11:28,963 --> 00:11:31,591 whereas the description of Barcelona is all... 167 00:11:31,766 --> 00:11:33,063 sassy. 168 00:11:33,234 --> 00:11:34,895 It's like I'm reading Time Out. 169 00:11:36,370 --> 00:11:37,200 Yeah. 170 00:11:37,371 --> 00:11:40,238 I think I have the perfect fluff piece to start you off with. 171 00:11:40,408 --> 00:11:42,032 There's a guy down in Bermuda who claims 172 00:11:42,042 --> 00:11:43,673 he has the secret to the Bermuda Triangle. 173 00:11:43,844 --> 00:11:46,677 He's either crazy or he's trying to bilk tourists. But I figure... 174 00:11:46,847 --> 00:11:48,940 it could be a fun way in... 175 00:11:49,116 --> 00:11:51,914 to explore Bermuda and the smaller islands around it, you know. 176 00:11:52,086 --> 00:11:53,747 You do have boat experience, don't you? 177 00:11:53,921 --> 00:11:57,379 I'm a... boat... man. 178 00:11:57,558 --> 00:11:58,582 I'm a boatman. 179 00:11:58,759 --> 00:11:59,953 Okay, good... 180 00:12:00,728 --> 00:12:03,424 because I have to be honest, it was hard to find someone to do this. 181 00:12:03,597 --> 00:12:06,532 You have to be at sea for three weeks, completely off the grid. 182 00:12:06,701 --> 00:12:07,998 That's okay with you, right? 183 00:12:08,169 --> 00:12:08,993 - Hmm. - Good, because I thought... 184 00:12:09,003 --> 00:12:12,962 I was going to have to do it and I get like, super seasick. It's crazy. 185 00:12:14,241 --> 00:12:15,230 - Yeah. - So, what do you say? 186 00:12:15,576 --> 00:12:18,602 It's not a big story, but it's a start. 187 00:12:22,416 --> 00:12:24,441 Okay! So, the Bermuda Triangle, huh? 188 00:12:24,618 --> 00:12:26,051 And everything I need to know is in here? 189 00:12:26,220 --> 00:12:28,415 It is. Your contact's been arranged... 190 00:12:28,589 --> 00:12:30,614 and there's a boat waiting for you. 191 00:12:31,492 --> 00:12:32,460 Yeah. 192 00:12:51,612 --> 00:12:52,476 That's me! 193 00:12:53,114 --> 00:12:56,948 Okay, precious cargo! No, no, no... okay! 194 00:12:57,118 --> 00:12:58,585 That was close. 195 00:13:00,154 --> 00:13:02,588 All you chickens, get out of the road, man! 196 00:13:04,391 --> 00:13:05,756 I don't know about this, Hank. 197 00:13:05,926 --> 00:13:08,258 I mean, are you sure this is safe? 198 00:13:08,429 --> 00:13:11,398 All this Bermuda Triangle talk is just to sell T-shirts to tourists. 199 00:13:11,565 --> 00:13:13,261 You know, it makes for good stories... 200 00:13:13,271 --> 00:13:16,098 if you want to skeet-skeet with the girls on the mainland. 201 00:13:16,270 --> 00:13:17,760 This is your boat. 202 00:13:18,272 --> 00:13:19,500 Knotfersail. 203 00:13:19,673 --> 00:13:21,436 They really went pun-tastic on that boat. 204 00:13:21,609 --> 00:13:23,270 Yeah! The dock master's really into puns, man. 205 00:13:23,444 --> 00:13:26,038 He believes it keeps the pirates away. 206 00:13:26,213 --> 00:13:28,477 Ship Happens. 207 00:13:28,649 --> 00:13:31,117 This is you, and the dot is your destination. 208 00:13:31,285 --> 00:13:34,049 You just follow that dot, and you'll find yourself in a triangle. 209 00:13:34,221 --> 00:13:35,518 - In the Bermuda Triangle? - Yeah. 210 00:13:35,689 --> 00:13:37,782 And then to come home, you say I turn this knob... 211 00:13:37,958 --> 00:13:39,391 and I follow the dot back home? 212 00:13:39,593 --> 00:13:40,491 Yeah. 213 00:13:40,661 --> 00:13:41,855 - Easy. - Yes! Easy. 214 00:13:42,029 --> 00:13:43,155 - Done. - Done. 215 00:13:43,330 --> 00:13:44,820 - Alright! - I've got it. 216 00:13:47,168 --> 00:13:49,102 I am fine. 217 00:13:49,270 --> 00:13:51,033 Fine. 218 00:13:51,639 --> 00:13:56,008 It's not moving. Okay, where's the clutch? 219 00:14:01,582 --> 00:14:04,449 And as you go out to the ocean water... 220 00:14:04,618 --> 00:14:07,212 towards the Bermuda Triangle... 221 00:14:07,388 --> 00:14:11,154 there's reflections everywhere. I should've brought some sunglasses. 222 00:14:11,325 --> 00:14:13,850 I am as hungry as a horse. 223 00:14:14,028 --> 00:14:15,859 I could eat 1,000 cheeseburgers. 224 00:14:16,030 --> 00:14:17,258 Okay. 225 00:14:17,932 --> 00:14:19,593 Quitting time. 226 00:14:23,737 --> 00:14:24,726 Yeah. 227 00:14:27,174 --> 00:14:29,165 How to build your own robot? 228 00:14:29,343 --> 00:14:30,678 Yeah, that's going to happen. 229 00:14:54,602 --> 00:14:55,762 Darcy. 230 00:14:58,305 --> 00:14:59,772 Cheeseburger. 231 00:15:01,942 --> 00:15:02,704 Darcy. 232 00:15:05,112 --> 00:15:06,875 Cheeseburger. 233 00:15:30,504 --> 00:15:31,436 No! 234 00:15:41,515 --> 00:15:42,641 Safety! Okay. 235 00:15:43,284 --> 00:15:44,308 Rubber ducky. 236 00:15:44,485 --> 00:15:45,349 No! 237 00:15:45,786 --> 00:15:47,117 Floaties! Floatie one. 238 00:15:47,288 --> 00:15:48,949 Floatie leg, floatie left... 239 00:15:49,123 --> 00:15:50,147 floatie right, floatie head. 240 00:15:51,091 --> 00:15:52,251 I am safe! 241 00:15:52,626 --> 00:15:53,752 There is no... 242 00:15:59,400 --> 00:16:00,594 9-1-1. 243 00:16:01,535 --> 00:16:02,627 Oh, no. 244 00:16:15,716 --> 00:16:17,081 Oh, God, help me! 245 00:16:35,903 --> 00:16:37,564 Oh, I'm paralyzed from the neck down. 246 00:16:37,738 --> 00:16:39,831 What's that crawling on me? 247 00:16:40,007 --> 00:16:43,374 Not fire ants. Please don't be fire ants. 248 00:16:45,713 --> 00:16:49,080 I am General Edward Edwardian, Commander of Lilliput. 249 00:16:49,249 --> 00:16:50,580 All hail Lilliput! 250 00:16:50,751 --> 00:16:52,218 All hail Lilliput! 251 00:16:52,386 --> 00:16:56,720 You are herewith charged with aiding our sworn enemy, the Blefuscians. 252 00:16:58,092 --> 00:17:00,080 You are my prisoner, and shall be presented 253 00:17:00,090 --> 00:17:02,085 to our Royal Highness, King Theodore. 254 00:17:02,262 --> 00:17:03,729 What say you... 255 00:17:04,031 --> 00:17:05,157 beast? 256 00:17:27,721 --> 00:17:29,348 You are not real! Where is my...? 257 00:17:29,523 --> 00:17:30,512 Where am I? 258 00:17:30,691 --> 00:17:31,589 This must be a dream. 259 00:17:32,092 --> 00:17:34,483 I'm gonna close my eyes, and then I'm gonna open them, 260 00:17:34,493 --> 00:17:35,584 and I'll be home in bed. 261 00:17:35,763 --> 00:17:38,254 Okay! Okay! 262 00:17:39,733 --> 00:17:40,859 My spear! 263 00:17:44,705 --> 00:17:46,468 Bring the beast down! 264 00:17:46,640 --> 00:17:48,904 All right, boys! Release the hookers. 265 00:17:49,810 --> 00:17:51,209 Pull, pull! 266 00:17:52,146 --> 00:17:53,704 Hey! 267 00:17:53,881 --> 00:17:54,643 Pull! 268 00:17:54,815 --> 00:17:56,282 Hey, not cool. 269 00:17:56,450 --> 00:17:58,577 Hey, that's my pants. That's not funny! 270 00:18:05,225 --> 00:18:06,317 Unlucky. 271 00:18:18,405 --> 00:18:19,804 Heave! 272 00:18:22,876 --> 00:18:24,434 Heave! 273 00:18:24,611 --> 00:18:26,841 It was awful, horrid! Nightmarish! 274 00:18:27,014 --> 00:18:29,676 I was trapped in the valley of violent rumbles. 275 00:18:29,850 --> 00:18:31,511 I was nauseous! 276 00:19:09,890 --> 00:19:10,720 Lift! 277 00:19:13,460 --> 00:19:15,052 Squad, halt! 278 00:19:16,063 --> 00:19:17,496 This giant is hereby declared... 279 00:19:17,664 --> 00:19:20,895 the property of His Majesty King Theodore. 280 00:19:21,068 --> 00:19:23,298 All hail King Theodore! 281 00:19:23,470 --> 00:19:25,529 All hail King Theodore! 282 00:19:32,012 --> 00:19:35,545 I wanted a bracelet, not a great big hairy beast. 283 00:19:39,119 --> 00:19:42,850 Oh, dear! Are those restraints really necessary? 284 00:19:43,023 --> 00:19:46,083 They are, my innocent, naive little bunny tail. 285 00:19:46,260 --> 00:19:49,229 To prevent the giant beast from running rampant and killing us all. 286 00:19:49,396 --> 00:19:50,658 What is this thing? 287 00:19:50,831 --> 00:19:52,196 A Blefuscian spy. 288 00:19:52,366 --> 00:19:55,164 I'm not a blue fish man. I don't even know what that is. 289 00:19:55,335 --> 00:19:57,269 Will someone please just tell me where I am? 290 00:19:57,437 --> 00:19:59,371 You are in Lilliput. 291 00:19:59,907 --> 00:20:00,737 Lilli-puh? 292 00:20:00,908 --> 00:20:05,311 The grandest and greatest land in all the world. All hail Lilliput! 293 00:20:05,479 --> 00:20:06,776 All hail Lilliput! 294 00:20:06,947 --> 00:20:09,108 This is insane. This is insane. 295 00:20:09,283 --> 00:20:12,946 Okay, enough. Come out with the funny cameras. 296 00:20:31,972 --> 00:20:33,462 Mealtime, beast! 297 00:20:38,478 --> 00:20:40,742 Hay? I can't eat hay. 298 00:20:40,914 --> 00:20:43,781 Eat up! You have a busy day ahead of you, beast! 299 00:20:43,951 --> 00:20:45,077 Enough with the beast! 300 00:20:45,252 --> 00:20:48,050 I may be a giant, but I have feelings! 301 00:20:50,557 --> 00:20:52,718 I think you'll find that the hay... 302 00:20:52,893 --> 00:20:55,953 is a bit more digestible if mixed with some... 303 00:20:56,129 --> 00:20:57,153 sewer water. 304 00:20:58,365 --> 00:21:00,489 I'm sorry that my countrymen call you a beast. 305 00:21:00,499 --> 00:21:02,631 I do not think of you as a beast. 306 00:21:03,437 --> 00:21:05,064 As a matter of fact, before you arrived... 307 00:21:06,106 --> 00:21:08,597 I was the tallest man in Lilliput. 308 00:21:09,076 --> 00:21:10,771 So I know how you feel. 309 00:21:10,944 --> 00:21:12,707 Thanks, man. 310 00:21:16,817 --> 00:21:19,513 I can't reach you for a handshake. I'm Gulliver. 311 00:21:20,420 --> 00:21:21,580 Horatio. 312 00:21:22,155 --> 00:21:23,816 Oh, man. 313 00:21:23,991 --> 00:21:25,686 You guys are so tiny. 314 00:21:25,859 --> 00:21:28,020 Are you the only other prisoner in the whole dungeon? 315 00:21:28,195 --> 00:21:29,127 Yes. 316 00:21:29,296 --> 00:21:32,094 I have been placed in this prison by the great and glorious... 317 00:21:32,266 --> 00:21:33,255 General Edward Edwardian... 318 00:21:33,433 --> 00:21:36,561 for sending a lascivious look to his betrothed... 319 00:21:36,737 --> 00:21:37,931 Princess Mary. 320 00:21:38,105 --> 00:21:38,867 That's it? 321 00:21:39,039 --> 00:21:41,166 He put you in prison for hitting on his lady? 322 00:21:42,309 --> 00:21:43,867 Dude, that is harsh. 323 00:21:44,044 --> 00:21:47,241 No, you must understand. I am of a lowly station. 324 00:21:47,414 --> 00:21:49,882 To legally court a woman of her stature... 325 00:21:50,050 --> 00:21:51,915 one must commit a valiant action... 326 00:21:52,119 --> 00:21:55,316 and this is virtually impossible as a commoner. 327 00:21:55,489 --> 00:21:58,185 Come on, don't be so hard on yourself. You seem like a cool guy. 328 00:21:58,358 --> 00:21:59,825 You could do something valiant. 329 00:21:59,993 --> 00:22:02,359 General Edward has led countless crusades... 330 00:22:02,529 --> 00:22:04,895 and is known far and wide for his bravery. 331 00:22:05,065 --> 00:22:07,124 I'm no General Edward. 332 00:22:07,301 --> 00:22:09,166 Well, no offense... 333 00:22:09,336 --> 00:22:12,134 this Edward guy seems like kind of a lame ass. 334 00:22:12,306 --> 00:22:13,568 A lame what? 335 00:22:15,208 --> 00:22:17,369 It is my impression... 336 00:22:17,544 --> 00:22:19,136 that "lame ass"... 337 00:22:19,313 --> 00:22:21,645 is a negative expression from whence you came. 338 00:22:21,815 --> 00:22:22,713 If this is the case... 339 00:22:22,883 --> 00:22:25,408 you shall be thrown in the stocks! 340 00:22:25,585 --> 00:22:28,019 No, no, no! "Lame ass" means... 341 00:22:28,188 --> 00:22:29,450 great... 342 00:22:29,623 --> 00:22:31,921 brave and courageous... 343 00:22:32,092 --> 00:22:33,650 heart-of-a-lion man. 344 00:22:33,860 --> 00:22:35,088 Is this the honorable truth? 345 00:22:35,262 --> 00:22:37,822 Yes, this is the honorable truth. 346 00:22:38,332 --> 00:22:39,731 Then, I am not just... 347 00:22:39,900 --> 00:22:40,889 a lame ass. 348 00:22:41,501 --> 00:22:42,331 Oh, no. 349 00:22:43,070 --> 00:22:44,503 I'm a big lame ass! 350 00:22:44,671 --> 00:22:45,433 The biggest! 351 00:22:45,605 --> 00:22:48,540 I, General Edward Edwardian, am the biggest lame ass in all of the land! 352 00:22:48,709 --> 00:22:49,698 Heart of a lion. 353 00:22:50,744 --> 00:22:51,768 So, listen... 354 00:22:51,945 --> 00:22:54,038 now that you know we're cool... 355 00:22:54,247 --> 00:22:56,738 what do you say you loosen up these shackles a bit? 356 00:22:58,418 --> 00:22:59,442 No. 357 00:22:59,619 --> 00:23:02,679 It is time for your life of hard labor to begin. 358 00:23:03,657 --> 00:23:04,624 Left! 359 00:23:05,525 --> 00:23:06,514 Forward! 360 00:23:07,661 --> 00:23:08,650 Left! 361 00:23:09,363 --> 00:23:10,421 Right! 362 00:23:10,831 --> 00:23:11,855 Left! 363 00:23:21,174 --> 00:23:23,335 Their defense system is operational. 364 00:23:23,510 --> 00:23:25,307 We must move in stealthily. 365 00:23:31,318 --> 00:23:32,376 Left! 366 00:23:34,054 --> 00:23:35,778 Did I tell you to stop fanning, peasant? 367 00:23:35,788 --> 00:23:35,988 Sorry. 368 00:23:37,724 --> 00:23:38,520 Sorry. 369 00:23:43,130 --> 00:23:46,827 They will be too busy with the fire to protect their princess. 370 00:23:54,074 --> 00:23:54,972 A fire! 371 00:23:55,142 --> 00:23:57,633 A fire is two bells, that was three. It's an attack! 372 00:23:57,811 --> 00:23:59,278 No, it actually sounded more like... 373 00:23:59,446 --> 00:24:01,141 two bells, and then, a pause... 374 00:24:01,314 --> 00:24:02,338 and then a third bell. 375 00:24:02,516 --> 00:24:04,177 So, it's an attack and a fire? 376 00:24:04,351 --> 00:24:06,319 - The Blefuscians! - The princess! 377 00:24:06,486 --> 00:24:08,078 To the castle, beast! 378 00:24:08,655 --> 00:24:11,180 Left, right, left, right. 379 00:24:11,358 --> 00:24:12,848 Faster, beast! 380 00:24:20,333 --> 00:24:22,597 Oh, no. The Blefuscians. 381 00:24:22,769 --> 00:24:24,464 Do not kidnap me. 382 00:24:24,638 --> 00:24:25,969 Please do not kidnap me. 383 00:24:26,139 --> 00:24:27,436 Why is she just standing there? 384 00:24:27,607 --> 00:24:29,438 Of course, she's gonna get kidnapped if she... 385 00:24:29,609 --> 00:24:32,077 You speak not of the princess. Down! 386 00:24:34,414 --> 00:24:37,212 I shall save you, my princess. 387 00:24:37,384 --> 00:24:38,976 My princess. 388 00:24:43,023 --> 00:24:44,615 Dude, I can help. 389 00:24:44,791 --> 00:24:47,817 We do not need your help, beast. You just stay here. 390 00:24:49,262 --> 00:24:51,492 Nobody save the princess! 391 00:24:51,665 --> 00:24:55,192 He'll never get to her in time. Please, you must save the princess. 392 00:24:55,368 --> 00:24:57,962 But you heard that angry little dingleberry. He said I shouldn't. 393 00:24:58,138 --> 00:24:58,900 I beg of you! 394 00:25:07,047 --> 00:25:08,776 - It is too late. - You are kidnapped. 395 00:25:08,949 --> 00:25:10,416 I am kidnapped! 396 00:25:10,584 --> 00:25:12,575 Not on my watch. 397 00:25:21,161 --> 00:25:24,062 Hop on, princess. Let's get you out of here. 398 00:25:27,133 --> 00:25:30,193 Fear not, my darling! I am here to save you. 399 00:25:31,171 --> 00:25:33,002 Where has she gone? 400 00:25:33,173 --> 00:25:35,403 Oh, she has been kidnapped. 401 00:25:38,078 --> 00:25:39,204 There you go, Princess. 402 00:25:39,379 --> 00:25:41,609 Thank you so much. 403 00:25:41,781 --> 00:25:43,078 Are you okay? 404 00:25:43,250 --> 00:25:44,581 Yes. 405 00:25:45,585 --> 00:25:47,450 Thank God. 406 00:25:50,457 --> 00:25:51,947 The Blefuscians are retreating. 407 00:25:52,125 --> 00:25:53,888 - We are to have a victory feast. - Hey! 408 00:25:54,060 --> 00:25:55,550 How lovely. 409 00:25:56,096 --> 00:25:57,563 The fire has raged out of control. 410 00:25:57,731 --> 00:25:59,392 My father is trapped! 411 00:25:59,633 --> 00:26:02,101 You guys got to invest in a more efficient warning system. 412 00:26:03,970 --> 00:26:04,800 Your Highness! 413 00:26:08,742 --> 00:26:10,369 Out of the way. I got to put out a fire. 414 00:26:10,577 --> 00:26:11,407 Out of the way. 415 00:26:11,578 --> 00:26:13,045 I'm coming through! 416 00:26:15,081 --> 00:26:15,945 The beast! 417 00:26:19,553 --> 00:26:21,783 Yama-schatzi, that's hot! 418 00:26:21,955 --> 00:26:22,887 Princess, no! 419 00:26:24,057 --> 00:26:25,081 Princess, you mustn't. 420 00:26:25,292 --> 00:26:27,453 Father! He's burning! 421 00:26:27,627 --> 00:26:29,993 You have served me with great honor. 422 00:26:30,163 --> 00:26:32,556 We need access to a great deal of water. 423 00:26:32,566 --> 00:26:33,624 Do something! 424 00:26:33,800 --> 00:26:38,169 ♪ Oh, Lilliput, great kingdom... 425 00:26:38,471 --> 00:26:39,904 I do not wanna do this. 426 00:26:40,073 --> 00:26:41,438 You have a plan? 427 00:26:41,608 --> 00:26:43,337 I have a plan, but you're not gonna like it. 428 00:26:47,113 --> 00:26:47,943 Don't look. 429 00:26:57,691 --> 00:26:59,181 Cease, beast! 430 00:26:59,359 --> 00:27:01,156 - It's working! - Huzzah! 431 00:27:01,328 --> 00:27:02,955 Yeah, it's working! 432 00:27:03,363 --> 00:27:04,591 Out of my way! 433 00:27:04,764 --> 00:27:06,356 How dare you evacuate yourself... 434 00:27:06,533 --> 00:27:08,660 on our great and glorious king! 435 00:27:12,806 --> 00:27:14,239 Oh, no. Oh, no. 436 00:27:14,407 --> 00:27:17,001 Sorry about the smell. I've been drinking sewer water. 437 00:27:17,177 --> 00:27:19,372 This is grounds for execution! 438 00:27:19,546 --> 00:27:21,104 I know, that was pretty gross. 439 00:27:21,281 --> 00:27:22,873 Let me pull up my trousers. 440 00:27:23,049 --> 00:27:24,016 Father! 441 00:27:25,051 --> 00:27:26,678 Father! 442 00:27:27,654 --> 00:27:29,281 You look glorious. 443 00:27:32,726 --> 00:27:34,887 Thank you, my dear. 444 00:27:44,304 --> 00:27:46,363 Our savior! 445 00:27:46,539 --> 00:27:47,506 The beast! 446 00:27:48,008 --> 00:27:50,533 Beast! Beast! Beast! 447 00:27:52,278 --> 00:27:54,337 You guys, it was nothing, really. 448 00:27:54,514 --> 00:27:56,038 I saw a fire... 449 00:27:56,216 --> 00:27:58,446 I had some water, I released! 450 00:27:58,618 --> 00:27:59,846 Flood on aisle two. 451 00:28:00,320 --> 00:28:03,084 Does that translate here? Is that a joke here? 452 00:28:03,256 --> 00:28:04,780 Flood on aisle two? 453 00:28:06,459 --> 00:28:07,721 Thanks, you guys. 454 00:28:14,634 --> 00:28:17,398 The king requests the honor of your company... 455 00:28:17,570 --> 00:28:20,038 at a banquet this evening. Do you accept? 456 00:28:20,206 --> 00:28:21,104 Yeah. 457 00:28:21,274 --> 00:28:22,901 On one condition. 458 00:28:23,076 --> 00:28:26,443 You free my friend, Horatio, and allow me to bring him as my plus one. 459 00:28:26,613 --> 00:28:30,947 He is jailed for... unlawful courting. He must... 460 00:28:31,117 --> 00:28:34,052 - ... return. - That's my condish! 461 00:28:34,220 --> 00:28:36,245 One moment, if you will. 462 00:28:39,926 --> 00:28:41,723 Why are you doing this for me? 463 00:28:41,895 --> 00:28:44,693 Because you're my buddy. I'm not gonna go to this thing without you. 464 00:28:44,898 --> 00:28:46,923 I'm not gonna know anybody there. You have to come. 465 00:28:47,100 --> 00:28:48,192 Play it cool. 466 00:28:50,670 --> 00:28:53,104 The king requests the honor of your... 467 00:28:53,273 --> 00:28:55,449 and Horatio the Glovier's company at 468 00:28:55,459 --> 00:28:57,642 a royal banquet this evening. Do you accept? 469 00:28:58,111 --> 00:28:59,476 Yes, indeed. 470 00:29:00,447 --> 00:29:02,074 - I can make it. - Oh, God. 471 00:29:05,819 --> 00:29:06,877 Oh, my God. 472 00:29:07,053 --> 00:29:08,543 I'm forever indebted to you. 473 00:29:08,722 --> 00:29:11,316 It's not necessary. Instead, let's just do this. 474 00:29:12,025 --> 00:29:12,923 What is that? 475 00:29:13,093 --> 00:29:14,720 You pound it with your fist! 476 00:29:16,396 --> 00:29:17,658 Come on, don't leave me hanging. 477 00:29:19,899 --> 00:29:20,763 Yeah! 478 00:29:20,934 --> 00:29:23,869 Now let's go party! 479 00:29:33,913 --> 00:29:34,902 Is anyone gonna... 480 00:29:36,349 --> 00:29:38,374 I'm just gonna go ahead and get this. 481 00:29:52,332 --> 00:29:53,594 So, since you're not... 482 00:29:53,767 --> 00:29:55,826 from Blefuscia... 483 00:29:56,002 --> 00:29:57,936 where are you from... 484 00:29:58,805 --> 00:30:00,102 beast? 485 00:30:00,273 --> 00:30:03,299 Once again, totally cool to be just called Gulliver. 486 00:30:03,476 --> 00:30:07,469 Some people believe you've come from the Island Where We Dare Not Go. 487 00:30:09,282 --> 00:30:10,715 Is there any truth to this rumor? 488 00:30:10,884 --> 00:30:13,216 No. Where's the Island Where We Dare Not Go? 489 00:30:15,755 --> 00:30:17,017 There... 490 00:30:17,190 --> 00:30:18,020 beyond the fog bank. 491 00:30:18,191 --> 00:30:20,125 I didn't come through a fog bank. 492 00:30:20,293 --> 00:30:22,227 I'm from the Island of Manhattan... 493 00:30:22,395 --> 00:30:23,623 between the islands of... 494 00:30:23,797 --> 00:30:26,391 Staten and Long. 495 00:30:26,566 --> 00:30:29,558 This Island of Manhattan, what sort of kingdom is it? 496 00:30:29,869 --> 00:30:34,135 Well, I'm not from a kingdom. I'm actually from a democracy. 497 00:30:34,307 --> 00:30:36,867 You see, we elect a president every four years. 498 00:30:37,043 --> 00:30:38,376 You are so honorable... 499 00:30:38,386 --> 00:30:40,008 and courageous. 500 00:30:40,380 --> 00:30:42,314 Were you the president? 501 00:30:42,482 --> 00:30:45,076 But of course, he was, Mother. Look at him. 502 00:30:45,251 --> 00:30:47,242 He is the most powerful gentleman in all the land. 503 00:30:47,420 --> 00:30:49,012 I'm so sorry if Mother embarrassed you. 504 00:30:49,355 --> 00:30:53,689 No, no... it's a common mistake to not think I was president. 505 00:30:53,860 --> 00:30:55,191 Were you a victorious president? 506 00:30:55,361 --> 00:30:57,556 Yeah. I was pretty victorious. 507 00:30:57,730 --> 00:30:58,992 Noble, as well? 508 00:30:59,165 --> 00:31:01,827 Yeah, I was super noble. 509 00:31:02,627 --> 00:31:06,826 I was actually known as "President the Awesome." 510 00:31:07,663 --> 00:31:09,352 "President the Awesome." 511 00:31:11,144 --> 00:31:12,372 Pretty unlikely title. 512 00:31:13,580 --> 00:31:17,038 When do you return home, noble and awesome Gulliver? 513 00:31:17,217 --> 00:31:19,947 Pretty soon, I suppose. Yes? 514 00:31:20,119 --> 00:31:22,587 I should imagine they're falling apart without you... 515 00:31:22,755 --> 00:31:24,723 their greatest hero. 516 00:31:25,959 --> 00:31:29,451 Without my boat, looks like I'm stuck here. 517 00:31:29,629 --> 00:31:31,859 Don't worry. My army will find your boat. 518 00:31:32,031 --> 00:31:33,965 In the meantime, I'm sure we could find you suitable accommodations. 519 00:31:34,133 --> 00:31:35,293 What you mean, like some hay to sleep on? 520 00:31:35,468 --> 00:31:37,299 - Anything. - Anything? 521 00:31:37,470 --> 00:31:40,234 We are the finest builders in all the land. We could build you anything. 522 00:31:40,406 --> 00:31:43,933 Seriously, we are ridiculously good builders. 523 00:31:44,110 --> 00:31:46,271 And we are your servants, awesome Gulliver. 524 00:31:46,446 --> 00:31:48,778 I don't wanna take advantage, but... 525 00:32:00,059 --> 00:32:02,926 It's day seven of my stay here in Lilliput. 526 00:32:03,096 --> 00:32:06,497 At first, me and the little guys got off on the wrong foot... 527 00:32:06,666 --> 00:32:09,191 but turns out they're a pretty solid group of dudes. 528 00:32:09,369 --> 00:32:11,997 They're building me a temporary place to live. 529 00:32:12,171 --> 00:32:16,039 They threw me an awesome party just for releasing myself... 530 00:32:16,209 --> 00:32:19,269 and the king sent out a search party to find my boat. 531 00:32:19,445 --> 00:32:21,345 In the meantime... 532 00:32:21,514 --> 00:32:23,482 I'm roughing it. 533 00:32:29,822 --> 00:32:32,882 That is a good cup of joe. 534 00:32:33,059 --> 00:32:34,026 Good morning! 535 00:32:34,193 --> 00:32:35,160 Morning, Gulliver. 536 00:32:35,328 --> 00:32:36,693 - Morning! - Morning! 537 00:32:37,263 --> 00:32:38,753 Top of the morning to you, fellas. 538 00:32:52,545 --> 00:32:53,512 Gulliver... 539 00:32:53,680 --> 00:32:55,841 your media room is ready. 540 00:32:57,350 --> 00:33:00,148 Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father. 541 00:33:00,320 --> 00:33:02,686 He told me enough. He told me... 542 00:33:02,855 --> 00:33:03,844 you killed him! 543 00:33:04,023 --> 00:33:05,490 No, Gulliver. 544 00:33:05,658 --> 00:33:07,125 I am your father. 545 00:33:08,194 --> 00:33:08,990 No way. 546 00:33:09,662 --> 00:33:11,536 This is an impossibility! 547 00:33:11,546 --> 00:33:13,457 Yet somehow, it seems completely inevitable. 548 00:33:13,633 --> 00:33:16,033 Gulliver, you truly have lived a thousand lives. 549 00:33:17,337 --> 00:33:20,670 King Theodore, it is time to perform our bi-weekly military exercises. 550 00:33:20,840 --> 00:33:24,347 Just one moment. We're watching the stories... 551 00:33:24,357 --> 00:33:25,749 of Gulliver's life. 552 00:33:25,788 --> 00:33:28,545 Sir, we have not missed a military exercise in over three hundred years. 553 00:33:28,645 --> 00:33:29,378 Dude! 554 00:33:29,415 --> 00:33:32,248 Oh... get out of the way. We cannot see the screen! 555 00:33:32,418 --> 00:33:34,648 Move! Move! 556 00:33:35,922 --> 00:33:37,719 The Titanic is sinking! 557 00:33:37,890 --> 00:33:39,687 But it was meant to be unsinkable. 558 00:33:42,528 --> 00:33:43,756 I love you, Gulliver. 559 00:33:43,930 --> 00:33:45,522 No, don't do that. 560 00:33:45,698 --> 00:33:48,030 You're gonna make lots of babies and die in a warm bed... 561 00:33:48,201 --> 00:33:49,327 in old age. 562 00:33:53,439 --> 00:33:54,838 I'm cold. 563 00:33:55,375 --> 00:33:57,070 And also... 564 00:33:58,211 --> 00:33:59,769 I'm king of the world! 565 00:34:01,381 --> 00:34:02,439 Oh, Gulliver. 566 00:34:06,753 --> 00:34:07,720 Bravo! 567 00:34:08,287 --> 00:34:09,276 Encore! 568 00:34:09,455 --> 00:34:10,444 Wait! 569 00:34:11,758 --> 00:34:13,282 I'm sorry. 570 00:34:13,459 --> 00:34:16,292 You mean to say that you actually died in this shipwreck? 571 00:34:16,462 --> 00:34:16,980 Yeah, I died. 572 00:34:16,990 --> 00:34:18,616 That's what you're telling us. That you actually died. 573 00:34:18,626 --> 00:34:20,022 But I was resuscitated. 574 00:34:20,199 --> 00:34:21,359 It's preposterous. 575 00:34:21,534 --> 00:34:22,933 No, but then I survived. 576 00:34:23,136 --> 00:34:24,694 That... It's ridiculous. 577 00:34:24,871 --> 00:34:26,736 - Well, you have to see the seq... - But you're okay now! 578 00:34:26,906 --> 00:34:28,100 It's silly. 579 00:34:28,274 --> 00:34:30,868 Just silly, silly stories. 580 00:34:33,479 --> 00:34:35,003 So, let me get this straight. 581 00:34:35,181 --> 00:34:37,581 After you were brought back to life as an avatar... 582 00:34:37,784 --> 00:34:40,689 that's when you met your princess, Darcy Silverman of Manhattan? 583 00:34:40,699 --> 00:34:43,081 Yeah. Can't wait to get back to her. 584 00:34:43,589 --> 00:34:46,422 I noticed you had a little eye contact with the princess. 585 00:34:46,592 --> 00:34:48,355 - How is it going? - Good, yeah! 586 00:34:48,528 --> 00:34:50,723 I think if things go well, within two to four years... 587 00:34:50,897 --> 00:34:52,364 she may deign to speak to me. 588 00:34:53,633 --> 00:34:55,225 Whoa! Hold your horses. 589 00:34:55,435 --> 00:34:56,579 Thank God. Thank you. 590 00:34:56,589 --> 00:34:59,766 Now, you can't woo a lady by hoping she'll deign... 591 00:34:59,939 --> 00:35:00,906 to speak to you. 592 00:35:01,074 --> 00:35:04,339 To land a princess, you got to employ some grade-A court-age. 593 00:35:04,977 --> 00:35:06,001 Could you teach me? 594 00:35:07,980 --> 00:35:09,675 This court-age that you speak. 595 00:35:13,219 --> 00:35:15,380 Yeah, I could teach you some of my moves. 596 00:35:15,555 --> 00:35:17,252 - Yes! - Thank you. 597 00:35:17,423 --> 00:35:19,152 If you beat me back home. 598 00:35:19,325 --> 00:35:21,657 - Okay! I need a head start. - On you mark, get set, go! 599 00:35:21,828 --> 00:35:23,386 I'm not ready to race you! 600 00:35:34,240 --> 00:35:36,902 Princess! Oh, Princess! 601 00:35:37,076 --> 00:35:39,044 Wherefore art thou, Princess? 602 00:35:40,413 --> 00:35:42,347 Hello! Who calls? 603 00:35:42,515 --> 00:35:43,709 It is I, Horatio. 604 00:35:43,883 --> 00:35:45,612 Why are you so far away? 605 00:35:45,785 --> 00:35:48,583 I don't want to invoke the ire of thy father. 606 00:35:48,754 --> 00:35:49,880 But I must be honest... 607 00:35:50,056 --> 00:35:51,080 And tell ye... 608 00:35:51,257 --> 00:35:52,986 And tell ye... 609 00:35:53,659 --> 00:35:55,650 Tell me what, Horatio? 610 00:35:57,663 --> 00:36:00,894 You don't have to be rich to be my girl. 611 00:36:02,401 --> 00:36:03,163 Say it! 612 00:36:04,237 --> 00:36:07,365 You don't have to be rich to be my girl. 613 00:36:07,540 --> 00:36:09,701 You don't have to be cool to rule my world. 614 00:36:09,876 --> 00:36:13,175 You don't have to be cool to rule my world. 615 00:36:13,346 --> 00:36:15,974 Horatio, these passionate words could get us into trouble. 616 00:36:16,149 --> 00:36:18,674 There's no particular sign I'm more compatible with. 617 00:36:18,851 --> 00:36:22,651 There's no particular sign that I'm more compatible with. 618 00:36:22,822 --> 00:36:25,222 I just want your extra time and your... 619 00:36:28,394 --> 00:36:29,190 ...kiss. 620 00:36:32,298 --> 00:36:33,230 Kiss. 621 00:36:33,399 --> 00:36:36,197 What beauty emanates from your lips! 622 00:36:36,369 --> 00:36:37,996 Think I'm gonna dance now. 623 00:36:41,007 --> 00:36:42,770 I think I'd better dance now. 624 00:36:42,942 --> 00:36:45,433 Think I'm gonna dance now! 625 00:36:49,415 --> 00:36:50,939 Put more mustard on it, baby. 626 00:36:51,117 --> 00:36:53,881 Feel it. Move your hips. 627 00:36:57,190 --> 00:36:59,249 I don't think it's working. 628 00:36:59,425 --> 00:37:02,019 You're not dancing good. Shake it! 629 00:37:04,297 --> 00:37:07,733 I've never been wooed with such unique passion. 630 00:37:09,101 --> 00:37:10,295 It's working! 631 00:37:12,271 --> 00:37:13,932 Did I tell you? 632 00:37:14,106 --> 00:37:15,767 Yes! 633 00:37:16,409 --> 00:37:18,934 I hear someone coming! Till the morrow. 634 00:37:21,514 --> 00:37:23,982 It worked! I did it! 635 00:37:25,885 --> 00:37:26,817 Let's go. 636 00:37:27,253 --> 00:37:28,151 Yes! 637 00:37:28,988 --> 00:37:31,718 To whom were you speaking, my darling? 638 00:37:34,126 --> 00:37:34,922 No one. 639 00:37:35,094 --> 00:37:37,824 Me. I was... I was speaking to me. 640 00:37:37,997 --> 00:37:38,827 Myself. 641 00:37:38,998 --> 00:37:40,898 What are you doing in my chambers? 642 00:37:41,067 --> 00:37:42,728 I have come to court you... 643 00:37:42,902 --> 00:37:44,301 as I always do... 644 00:37:44,470 --> 00:37:45,437 at this time of day. 645 00:37:46,272 --> 00:37:50,606 Or have you already forgotten who is your one true eternal love? 646 00:37:50,776 --> 00:37:53,643 No, no. Of course, I remember. 647 00:37:55,147 --> 00:37:56,055 Remember what? 648 00:37:56,065 --> 00:38:00,046 Ooh, that you are my one true... 649 00:38:00,286 --> 00:38:01,651 ...eternal love. 650 00:38:01,821 --> 00:38:03,311 It's just that I was talking... 651 00:38:03,489 --> 00:38:05,150 with the giant and lost track of time. 652 00:38:05,324 --> 00:38:06,791 I trust not this beast. 653 00:38:07,460 --> 00:38:09,360 Seems trustworthy to me. 654 00:38:09,528 --> 00:38:11,723 - He's very nice. - You've done sewing. 655 00:38:11,897 --> 00:38:13,023 Sewing. Yes. 656 00:38:13,199 --> 00:38:14,359 An embroidery. 657 00:38:14,533 --> 00:38:17,193 It's my grandmother's doily and I'm trying to present... 658 00:38:17,203 --> 00:38:19,501 I captured a hawk today. 659 00:38:19,672 --> 00:38:21,003 Did you? 660 00:38:21,207 --> 00:38:25,405 He lay in a field. I came behind him and captured him with my bare hand. 661 00:38:28,180 --> 00:38:30,171 This is impressive, also. 662 00:38:34,820 --> 00:38:36,048 Fun. 663 00:38:36,222 --> 00:38:37,985 Fun courtship... 664 00:38:38,157 --> 00:38:40,057 you and I have. 665 00:38:40,226 --> 00:38:41,818 It is over now. 666 00:38:41,994 --> 00:38:43,791 Must go. 667 00:38:43,996 --> 00:38:47,659 Those villagers shan't pillage themselves. 668 00:39:00,012 --> 00:39:02,708 We must alert General Edward of this at once. 669 00:39:03,516 --> 00:39:05,484 We've found it. 670 00:39:07,053 --> 00:39:09,351 I hear you, ring-a-ling-a-ding-dong. 671 00:39:09,522 --> 00:39:12,150 Okay, I'm coming alr... Hey, how's it going? 672 00:39:12,325 --> 00:39:14,418 Hello, beast! 673 00:39:14,593 --> 00:39:16,652 I come bearing the most terrific news! 674 00:39:16,829 --> 00:39:17,921 Yeah? Really? 675 00:39:18,097 --> 00:39:20,395 We have discovered your ship. 676 00:39:20,566 --> 00:39:22,761 The Knotfersail. 677 00:39:23,502 --> 00:39:25,163 Clever name. 678 00:39:25,371 --> 00:39:26,929 You did it! 679 00:39:27,106 --> 00:39:30,769 You found my boat. I'm actually going home. 680 00:39:30,976 --> 00:39:33,536 Hey, you guys can fix this thing, right? 681 00:39:33,713 --> 00:39:36,375 Of course, you can. You're incredibly awesome builders. 682 00:39:36,582 --> 00:39:38,243 Yes! 683 00:39:40,386 --> 00:39:44,220 Darcy is about to read the best article ever. 684 00:39:44,423 --> 00:39:46,118 I'm talking Pulitzer. 685 00:39:47,126 --> 00:39:50,027 "Slide to unlock." 686 00:39:51,931 --> 00:39:53,193 What are you guys doing? 687 00:39:54,934 --> 00:39:56,868 Is that my phone? Man, it takes a lickin'. 688 00:39:57,303 --> 00:39:59,294 No signal, but I got 12 messages. 689 00:39:59,472 --> 00:40:01,736 Mr. Popularity. 690 00:40:01,907 --> 00:40:04,307 Hey, Gulliver. It's me. It's Darcy. 691 00:40:04,510 --> 00:40:07,726 You know, I just realized why I felt like your writing came straight... 692 00:40:07,736 --> 00:40:09,973 out of Frommer's. Because it does! 693 00:40:10,211 --> 00:40:11,523 - Call me as soon as you get this. - Oh no. 694 00:40:12,618 --> 00:40:14,085 Sergeant Peacock, what's it doing? 695 00:40:14,253 --> 00:40:16,118 He's checking his voicemail, General Edward. 696 00:40:16,288 --> 00:40:17,084 Oh good. 697 00:40:17,256 --> 00:40:18,416 What's voicemail? 698 00:40:18,591 --> 00:40:22,288 Hey, Lemuel! It's Darcy. I've totally forgiven you. 699 00:40:22,461 --> 00:40:23,792 Oh wait! No, I haven't... 700 00:40:23,963 --> 00:40:26,761 because now I have to get seasick on a boat to cover your butt! 701 00:40:26,932 --> 00:40:27,921 Thanks for this. 702 00:40:28,100 --> 00:40:30,398 And if you can't tell, that "thanks" was sarcastic. 703 00:40:31,904 --> 00:40:33,428 Darcy, again. 704 00:40:33,606 --> 00:40:37,064 I can't believe you lied to me. I trusted you. 705 00:40:37,243 --> 00:40:40,076 Wherever you're hiding, stay there. 706 00:40:40,246 --> 00:40:43,272 I never want to hear from you again. 707 00:40:45,818 --> 00:40:46,910 Mr. Beast... 708 00:40:47,086 --> 00:40:49,077 I've instructed our builders... 709 00:40:49,255 --> 00:40:53,817 to work day and night to ensure you are seaworthy by week's end. 710 00:40:53,993 --> 00:40:56,134 Isn't that just the most fantastical 711 00:40:56,144 --> 00:40:58,293 news you've ever received in your life? 712 00:40:58,464 --> 00:40:59,488 Great. 713 00:40:59,665 --> 00:41:02,293 I can't tell you how happy I am... 714 00:41:02,968 --> 00:41:04,435 for you. 715 00:41:13,712 --> 00:41:16,180 Why do you look so forlorn, noble protector? 716 00:41:16,849 --> 00:41:19,044 Me? Forlorn? No way. 717 00:41:19,218 --> 00:41:21,277 You do look quite forlorn. 718 00:41:21,921 --> 00:41:25,015 Just for the record, what's "forlorn" mean, again? Is it like "sad"? 719 00:41:25,191 --> 00:41:27,625 Basically, it's just a bit more dramatic-sounding. 720 00:41:27,793 --> 00:41:30,956 Yeah, well, in that case, I guess I am a little forlorn. 721 00:41:31,130 --> 00:41:32,119 Oh, Gulliver... 722 00:41:32,298 --> 00:41:34,323 you miss your princess. 723 00:41:37,736 --> 00:41:40,136 The truth is, we're not super close. 724 00:41:40,306 --> 00:41:41,705 Oh, Gulliver. 725 00:41:42,308 --> 00:41:44,640 She's kind of mad at me right now. 726 00:41:45,411 --> 00:41:47,072 I am forlorn as well. 727 00:41:48,747 --> 00:41:51,011 I don't know what to do. 728 00:41:51,817 --> 00:41:53,751 I think I'm in love with Horatio. 729 00:41:53,919 --> 00:41:57,184 But that's great! Don't be forlorn about that. 730 00:41:57,356 --> 00:41:58,627 Most people spend their whole lives 731 00:41:58,637 --> 00:41:59,916 looking for that and they don't find it. 732 00:42:00,092 --> 00:42:02,083 Go for it! Follow your heart. 733 00:42:02,261 --> 00:42:04,388 But my heart is promised to General Edward. 734 00:42:04,563 --> 00:42:07,828 And I cannot break that vow. He will lose honor and respect. 735 00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:09,763 And he will die of heartbreak. 736 00:42:09,935 --> 00:42:12,768 Okay. Look, he's just being melodramatic. 737 00:42:13,239 --> 00:42:14,900 - Is he? - Yeah. 738 00:42:15,975 --> 00:42:18,205 Gulliver, I will miss you so much. 739 00:42:18,377 --> 00:42:20,402 I'm gonna miss you, too. 740 00:42:22,047 --> 00:42:23,742 Maybe I should stay. 741 00:42:23,916 --> 00:42:25,508 Don't you miss your subjects? 742 00:42:25,684 --> 00:42:27,015 And the White House? 743 00:42:27,186 --> 00:42:28,448 And the Millennium Falcon? 744 00:42:29,088 --> 00:42:30,749 Yeah. 745 00:42:30,956 --> 00:42:34,050 But Vice President Yoda can run things without me for a while. 746 00:42:35,528 --> 00:42:38,395 Do you think the king would mind if I stuck around for a bit? 747 00:42:38,564 --> 00:42:41,362 Well, of course not, Gulliver. 748 00:42:41,567 --> 00:42:44,092 You've made everyone here so happy. 749 00:42:44,270 --> 00:42:46,586 I can't imagine anyone in Lilliput not wanting you 750 00:42:46,596 --> 00:42:48,407 to stay as long as possible. 751 00:42:48,774 --> 00:42:51,607 Noble and valiant King Theodore. 752 00:42:51,777 --> 00:42:55,372 I trust-eth not this beast, Gulliver who lives-t in our midst-ith-ith. 753 00:42:55,548 --> 00:42:59,040 He can now leave, but he chooses to stay. And furthermore... 754 00:42:59,718 --> 00:43:02,084 I do not believe it who he say-eth he is-eth. 755 00:43:02,254 --> 00:43:04,586 I most-eth humbly disagree-eth. 756 00:43:04,757 --> 00:43:07,920 And why-eth must we always go on with these "eths"? 757 00:43:08,561 --> 00:43:10,552 Because we speak officially-eth. 758 00:43:10,729 --> 00:43:13,823 Forget it. From now on, even when speaking officially... 759 00:43:13,999 --> 00:43:15,261 we must get rid of these "eths." 760 00:43:15,434 --> 00:43:16,423 Official speaking is... 761 00:43:16,602 --> 00:43:18,593 an illustrious Lilliputian tradition! - Whoa! 762 00:43:18,804 --> 00:43:22,570 Inside castle voice. Please. 763 00:43:22,975 --> 00:43:24,567 Forgive me-eth. 764 00:43:27,079 --> 00:43:28,842 Forgive me. 765 00:43:29,415 --> 00:43:31,645 You know, I think this job is beginning to stress you out. 766 00:43:32,751 --> 00:43:34,412 Maybe a little time off would be the thing. 767 00:43:36,689 --> 00:43:38,657 Who else could run your army? 768 00:43:39,024 --> 00:43:41,993 Our new general, Gulliver! 769 00:43:42,161 --> 00:43:43,822 I won't let you down, King. 770 00:43:45,164 --> 00:43:48,531 And I look forward to working with you, Vice General Edward. 771 00:43:52,938 --> 00:43:55,202 "Vice General." Vice! 772 00:43:55,374 --> 00:43:57,535 I've never been a Vice of anything. 773 00:43:57,710 --> 00:44:01,009 I can't be expected to take orders from that gargantuan fool. 774 00:44:01,180 --> 00:44:02,875 I would rather take orders from a woman. 775 00:44:03,082 --> 00:44:06,176 - You are relieved. - Thank you, Vice General Edward. 776 00:44:10,255 --> 00:44:13,190 All right, Gulliver, protect against this. 777 00:44:22,868 --> 00:44:24,529 They have turned off their defense system. 778 00:44:24,703 --> 00:44:27,399 Alert the king, and prepare the armada. 779 00:44:40,886 --> 00:44:44,947 Oh, no. Our defense system has failed. 780 00:44:45,157 --> 00:44:47,682 We shall never reach our ships on time. 781 00:44:47,860 --> 00:44:50,829 Careful now. Mind yourselves. 782 00:44:50,996 --> 00:44:52,759 Oh, what a mess. 783 00:44:53,532 --> 00:44:54,829 They are defenseless. 784 00:44:55,000 --> 00:44:57,093 Cease fire and ready the troops! 785 00:44:57,670 --> 00:44:58,500 Gulliver! 786 00:44:58,904 --> 00:45:00,496 The Blefuscians attack! 787 00:45:02,808 --> 00:45:04,207 - Are you sure? - Yes! 788 00:45:04,376 --> 00:45:06,867 Please, we need you. You're our general. 789 00:45:14,720 --> 00:45:15,914 Good Lord! 790 00:45:16,422 --> 00:45:18,617 It's the entire Blefuscian armada! 791 00:45:18,791 --> 00:45:20,088 I know. 792 00:45:28,033 --> 00:45:31,093 Finally! Our general has arrived. 793 00:45:31,837 --> 00:45:33,464 What's going on? I heard the bells. 794 00:45:33,639 --> 00:45:35,573 As our mighty general... 795 00:45:35,741 --> 00:45:37,971 you must lead the army to save Lilliput... 796 00:45:38,143 --> 00:45:40,941 and vanquish the entire Blefuscian armada. 797 00:45:43,916 --> 00:45:44,780 You want me to... 798 00:45:45,551 --> 00:45:46,643 vanquish all of them? 799 00:45:46,819 --> 00:45:47,649 Yes, please. 800 00:45:47,820 --> 00:45:49,048 Every last one of them. 801 00:45:50,823 --> 00:45:51,755 Yeah, fine. 802 00:45:51,924 --> 00:45:53,391 Thank you, fair Gulliver. 803 00:45:53,992 --> 00:45:56,153 Okay, here we go. 804 00:45:58,063 --> 00:45:59,928 Time to vanquish. 805 00:46:05,771 --> 00:46:07,602 It's cold! 806 00:46:13,746 --> 00:46:15,441 No problem. 807 00:46:15,681 --> 00:46:17,308 You're going down! 808 00:46:31,296 --> 00:46:32,991 Why have we stopped? 809 00:46:33,198 --> 00:46:34,688 It's him. 810 00:46:44,510 --> 00:46:45,499 Hey, dudes. 811 00:46:46,645 --> 00:46:47,771 I'm Gulliver. 812 00:46:47,946 --> 00:46:49,846 I come in peace. Listen... 813 00:46:50,015 --> 00:46:52,609 they want me to vanquish you, but I don't want to vanquish anybody.. 814 00:46:52,785 --> 00:46:54,309 and you don't want to be vanquished. 815 00:46:54,486 --> 00:46:57,512 Let's just pretend, okay? I'll go crazy. 816 00:46:57,689 --> 00:47:00,385 You act all scared and just follow my lead, all right? 817 00:47:00,826 --> 00:47:01,656 Sell it! 818 00:47:03,295 --> 00:47:05,263 Okay. Here we go. 819 00:47:07,633 --> 00:47:09,533 Unfurl the sails! 820 00:47:09,701 --> 00:47:11,566 Hard to starboard! 821 00:47:11,737 --> 00:47:13,204 Battle stations. 822 00:47:13,372 --> 00:47:15,306 Prepare positions. 823 00:47:15,507 --> 00:47:17,407 Move! Move! 824 00:47:17,576 --> 00:47:19,305 This truly is a battle for the ages. 825 00:47:19,478 --> 00:47:20,672 It truly is. 826 00:47:24,817 --> 00:47:28,947 Okay, so now, I'll just tell them you were too swift or whatever and... 827 00:47:29,121 --> 00:47:30,315 How come you all turned around? 828 00:47:30,489 --> 00:47:31,478 Fire! 829 00:47:35,194 --> 00:47:38,493 Oh, no. That looks painful. 830 00:47:52,845 --> 00:47:53,869 Move! 831 00:47:58,717 --> 00:47:59,911 I'm invincible. 832 00:48:01,720 --> 00:48:02,516 Yes! 833 00:48:02,688 --> 00:48:04,246 Go on, Gulliver! 834 00:48:27,145 --> 00:48:29,943 Well done, sir! Well done! Excellent! 835 00:48:30,582 --> 00:48:33,380 Gulliver! Gulliver! 836 00:48:33,552 --> 00:48:36,077 Well done, you big, fat beast. 837 00:48:43,462 --> 00:48:45,157 Pound it. 838 00:48:45,430 --> 00:48:46,897 - Respect. - Well done, Gulliver! 839 00:48:47,065 --> 00:48:48,123 Awesome! 840 00:48:57,309 --> 00:48:59,436 - Pass! - That's a foul! That's disgraceful! 841 00:49:03,615 --> 00:49:04,912 Goal! 842 00:49:05,317 --> 00:49:07,751 The beast is victorious. 843 00:49:07,920 --> 00:49:10,252 Goal! 844 00:49:11,156 --> 00:49:12,748 All right! 845 00:49:12,958 --> 00:49:13,982 Yeah! 846 00:49:14,192 --> 00:49:18,492 Guys, this is what I'm talking about. 847 00:49:18,664 --> 00:49:21,827 Look at that. With the billboards and the lights... 848 00:49:22,000 --> 00:49:24,434 it's home sweet home. What can I say? 849 00:49:24,603 --> 00:49:27,834 Hey, could you guys send over a panzer division to my left shoulder, please? 850 00:49:28,373 --> 00:49:30,773 Yeah, north, two klicks. 851 00:49:30,943 --> 00:49:32,035 One klick. 852 00:49:32,210 --> 00:49:35,373 Oh, yeah, that's the spot. 853 00:49:37,215 --> 00:49:40,548 Okay, just a little off the top. Don't go crazy. 854 00:49:40,719 --> 00:49:44,485 And don't shave off my sideburns. I need those mutton chops. 855 00:49:58,637 --> 00:50:01,697 ♪ I wanna rock and roll 856 00:50:01,873 --> 00:50:03,170 ♪ All night 857 00:50:03,942 --> 00:50:05,569 ♪ And party every day 858 00:50:05,744 --> 00:50:09,373 ♪ I wanna rock and roll all night 859 00:50:10,515 --> 00:50:11,982 ♪ And party every day 860 00:50:12,150 --> 00:50:13,412 ♪ I wanna 861 00:50:13,585 --> 00:50:16,213 ♪ Rock and roll all night 862 00:50:16,388 --> 00:50:19,289 ♪ And you are my bitch 863 00:50:19,458 --> 00:50:20,823 And I double-defeated you 864 00:50:20,993 --> 00:50:23,154 because I was playing and singing. 865 00:50:24,262 --> 00:50:26,389 You did good, though. Let's try it again from the top. 866 00:50:28,233 --> 00:50:30,328 - One sec, please. Pause game. - Pause game. 867 00:50:31,403 --> 00:50:33,598 I was just thinking. You're general of Lilliput now. 868 00:50:33,772 --> 00:50:37,071 Shouldn't you be training the army? What if Blefuscia should attack again? 869 00:50:37,242 --> 00:50:39,335 Come on, man! No one's gonna attack. 870 00:50:39,511 --> 00:50:41,843 Not while I'm around. I'm a one-man wrecking crew. 871 00:50:42,014 --> 00:50:44,414 If you want to worry about something, you should be worrying about how... 872 00:50:44,583 --> 00:50:46,676 you haven't made a move on the princess yet. 873 00:50:46,852 --> 00:50:49,286 You're in danger of falling into friendship lagoon. 874 00:50:49,324 --> 00:50:50,179 What? 875 00:50:50,255 --> 00:50:53,053 Yeah, friendship lagoon. It blows. 876 00:50:53,225 --> 00:50:54,581 You're gonna be like, "Oh yeah! We're friends, 877 00:50:54,591 --> 00:50:55,955 it's great. I'm cool with that." 878 00:50:56,128 --> 00:50:57,390 And you won't be cool with that! 879 00:50:57,562 --> 00:50:59,553 And it kills you inside. 880 00:50:59,731 --> 00:51:02,097 No. No, never! 881 00:51:02,300 --> 00:51:03,597 Yeah, man! 882 00:51:03,769 --> 00:51:05,532 You got to man up and be direct. 883 00:51:05,704 --> 00:51:07,604 Next time you see her, just tell her what's up. 884 00:51:07,773 --> 00:51:09,638 Hey, what's up, sexy? 885 00:51:09,808 --> 00:51:13,539 I hope it's not too forward, but I find you incredibly sexy. 886 00:51:13,712 --> 00:51:15,475 Never told you before but I'm really into you... 887 00:51:15,647 --> 00:51:18,309 but I'm also into a lot of things, so don't get too excited. 888 00:51:18,517 --> 00:51:22,214 Got a lot of things going on. I'd like you to be one of them. 889 00:51:22,387 --> 00:51:24,150 You see the way I mixed it up? 890 00:51:24,322 --> 00:51:26,813 "I want you, but not that much." You try it. 891 00:51:26,992 --> 00:51:28,084 Okay... 892 00:51:28,260 --> 00:51:29,124 should I use the face? 893 00:51:29,294 --> 00:51:31,819 Dude, you know. If the face comes to you, but make it natural. 894 00:51:31,997 --> 00:51:33,270 - Yeah. - Don't make it a forced face. 895 00:51:33,280 --> 00:51:35,091 I just have... you know, one of those faces. 896 00:51:35,267 --> 00:51:36,962 It just sort of happens naturally. 897 00:51:38,170 --> 00:51:40,001 My hands are sweating. 898 00:51:40,172 --> 00:51:41,002 Go. 899 00:51:41,640 --> 00:51:42,629 Okay. 900 00:51:44,109 --> 00:51:45,576 Well, hello... 901 00:51:45,744 --> 00:51:49,407 fine maiden with the wide, childbearing hips. 902 00:51:50,515 --> 00:51:52,847 Yikes... yeah. You don't want to talk about wide childbearing hips just... 903 00:51:53,998 --> 00:51:56,685 You know, it's a good instinct. You're getting there. 904 00:51:56,855 --> 00:51:58,948 But try it again. But this time, more smooth and sexy. 905 00:51:59,124 --> 00:52:01,253 - No big hips? - No big hips. 906 00:52:01,426 --> 00:52:03,223 I think I got it. 907 00:52:06,364 --> 00:52:09,390 Well, hello there, slim. 908 00:52:10,235 --> 00:52:13,136 I ought to call you "potamus"... 909 00:52:14,039 --> 00:52:16,007 because you've got no hip. 910 00:52:22,514 --> 00:52:24,038 Do we have to be here for this? 911 00:52:24,816 --> 00:52:26,716 Take five, save game. 912 00:52:26,885 --> 00:52:29,115 Forget about the hips. Here's what you got to do. 913 00:52:30,355 --> 00:52:31,549 You have to make sure... 914 00:52:36,528 --> 00:52:38,325 What are you doing in my chambers? 915 00:52:38,830 --> 00:52:42,630 I have come to court you, as I always do at this time of the day. 916 00:52:42,801 --> 00:52:44,564 This is not the time of day for courting. 917 00:52:44,736 --> 00:52:46,761 You cannot just barge in. 918 00:52:46,972 --> 00:52:48,837 I can court you when I wish to court you. 919 00:52:49,007 --> 00:52:52,033 I am not in the mood to be courted. I have a headache. 920 00:52:54,346 --> 00:52:55,973 It is your womanly duty. 921 00:52:56,148 --> 00:52:59,049 Section 4.2 of the official courting doctrine... 922 00:52:59,217 --> 00:53:00,184 Edward! 923 00:53:01,386 --> 00:53:04,184 I am unsure about things between us. 924 00:53:05,824 --> 00:53:09,351 It be not you, it be me, but I'm very unsure. 925 00:53:09,528 --> 00:53:11,519 That make-th no sense. 926 00:53:11,696 --> 00:53:14,995 We are to be married. You are to be my bride. 927 00:53:15,167 --> 00:53:17,761 We are not in love. We are not in love. 928 00:53:18,436 --> 00:53:20,768 What do you love about me? Name one thing. 929 00:53:24,042 --> 00:53:25,441 Inappropriate, Edward. 930 00:53:31,216 --> 00:53:32,342 - Reach for it. - One second. 931 00:53:32,517 --> 00:53:33,848 Okay, take your time. 932 00:53:36,721 --> 00:53:37,949 I find you... 933 00:53:39,391 --> 00:53:40,722 absolutely... 934 00:53:41,660 --> 00:53:42,854 satisfactory. 935 00:53:43,028 --> 00:53:43,756 No. 936 00:53:43,929 --> 00:53:44,953 Edawrd, that is not enough... 937 00:53:45,130 --> 00:53:48,293 to say that someone is average or adequate or moderate. 938 00:53:48,466 --> 00:53:50,696 I want to be loved for who I am. 939 00:53:50,869 --> 00:53:52,097 There's an awful lot... 940 00:53:52,270 --> 00:53:53,464 going on up here. 941 00:53:53,638 --> 00:53:55,128 - Is there? - Now you're being cruel... 942 00:53:55,307 --> 00:53:57,298 and, frankly, melodramatic. 943 00:53:57,475 --> 00:53:59,238 And acting like a complete baby! 944 00:53:59,411 --> 00:54:01,038 You are acting like a little princess. 945 00:54:01,213 --> 00:54:02,145 I am a princess! 946 00:54:02,314 --> 00:54:03,747 But maybe you should... 947 00:54:03,915 --> 00:54:05,746 act like a princess. 948 00:54:05,917 --> 00:54:07,612 - Gulliver was so right about you. - Why don't we all 949 00:54:07,786 --> 00:54:09,346 just listen to the beast! 950 00:54:09,356 --> 00:54:10,118 Don't call him that! 951 00:54:10,288 --> 00:54:12,734 He's a big ugly beast and you should know better. 952 00:54:12,815 --> 00:54:13,822 Get out! 953 00:54:14,492 --> 00:54:16,824 You cannot break our engagement! It is a fate worse than death! 954 00:54:16,995 --> 00:54:17,825 Get out! 955 00:54:22,667 --> 00:54:26,262 You will be sorry you ever crossed General Edward. 956 00:54:34,212 --> 00:54:37,739 Get your Gulliver's T-shirts! Dress like Gulliver. 957 00:54:37,916 --> 00:54:40,407 You, sir! Get your Gulliver's T-shirts here. 958 00:54:47,759 --> 00:54:50,159 Get your Gulliver's T-shirts here! 959 00:54:50,395 --> 00:54:52,488 Gulliver's T-shirts! 960 00:54:54,132 --> 00:54:55,963 Look at him. He's handsome! 961 00:55:26,564 --> 00:55:28,293 What do you want? 962 00:55:31,169 --> 00:55:32,534 This beast... 963 00:55:32,837 --> 00:55:34,304 has transformed Lilliput... 964 00:55:34,472 --> 00:55:37,839 into his own sordid and rotten little kingdom. 965 00:55:38,209 --> 00:55:42,202 And he will do the same with your land if we do not stop him. 966 00:55:42,380 --> 00:55:44,371 To save Lilliput... 967 00:55:45,317 --> 00:55:47,046 I must first destroy it. 968 00:55:47,218 --> 00:55:49,392 How do you suggest we accomplish... 969 00:55:49,402 --> 00:55:51,649 such a dangerous task? 970 00:56:00,198 --> 00:56:03,395 I have got stuff! Look. 971 00:56:06,638 --> 00:56:08,697 I'm showing you. 972 00:56:08,873 --> 00:56:11,865 All right! Welcome to the first ever Lillapalooza! 973 00:56:12,043 --> 00:56:14,910 Let's get this party started with a little jam I wrote! 974 00:56:17,148 --> 00:56:18,080 Right? 975 00:56:18,249 --> 00:56:19,614 What are you up to in the morrow? 976 00:56:19,784 --> 00:56:21,046 - In the morrow? - Yes. 977 00:56:21,219 --> 00:56:23,619 I'm just hanging. 978 00:56:23,788 --> 00:56:25,380 So, yeah. 979 00:56:25,857 --> 00:56:29,418 Would you care to attend the Ball of the Moonlit Glen with me? 980 00:56:29,594 --> 00:56:30,788 - The ball? - Yeah. 981 00:56:30,962 --> 00:56:32,486 The ball is tomorrow? 982 00:56:32,664 --> 00:56:34,097 Right. Maybe. 983 00:56:34,265 --> 00:56:35,391 It's a pretty tasty jam! 984 00:56:35,567 --> 00:56:37,762 Pretty tasty jam. 985 00:56:37,936 --> 00:56:39,699 Why are you acting like this? 986 00:56:39,871 --> 00:56:42,032 - Acting like what? - Why are you being so strange? 987 00:56:44,008 --> 00:56:46,772 I'm a gentleman merchant about town... 988 00:56:46,945 --> 00:56:49,351 and I have got to keep my options open. 989 00:56:49,375 --> 00:56:50,077 Do you? 990 00:56:50,815 --> 00:56:51,907 That's what I've been told. 991 00:56:52,083 --> 00:56:54,176 Well, I'm not an option. I'm a lady. 992 00:56:55,253 --> 00:56:57,332 I know you are, and I love ladies. 993 00:56:57,342 --> 00:56:58,455 Believe me... Okay! 994 00:56:59,557 --> 00:57:01,252 I'm sorry. I was... 995 00:57:06,898 --> 00:57:08,058 Five bells! 996 00:57:08,633 --> 00:57:10,624 Five bells? What does five bells mean? 997 00:57:10,802 --> 00:57:12,099 There have never been five bells. 998 00:57:12,270 --> 00:57:15,103 Yeah? Don't worry about it... 999 00:57:15,273 --> 00:57:19,369 because this guy throws down no matter how many bells are a-ringin'. 1000 00:57:25,617 --> 00:57:28,814 Don't freak, little peeps. This one is on me. 1001 00:57:37,929 --> 00:57:41,387 Oh, you gotta be kidding me. This is five bells? 1002 00:57:45,670 --> 00:57:46,602 It's cute. 1003 00:57:46,771 --> 00:57:48,204 Edward, you traitor! 1004 00:57:48,373 --> 00:57:50,671 How dare you forsake your Lilliputian brethren! 1005 00:57:50,842 --> 00:57:52,776 I only forsooked after I was forsooken. 1006 00:57:52,944 --> 00:57:54,935 The forsookingness ends now! 1007 00:57:55,613 --> 00:57:58,207 I challenge you to a duel! 1008 00:57:59,818 --> 00:58:01,308 Cool. Whatever. 1009 00:58:01,486 --> 00:58:03,181 So, you accept? 1010 00:58:03,388 --> 00:58:06,585 Oh, yeah! Yeah, I accept your duel. 1011 00:58:07,025 --> 00:58:08,617 Oh, goody! 1012 00:58:08,793 --> 00:58:09,817 Make a move. 1013 00:58:36,754 --> 00:58:39,416 Wow, you are hard. 1014 00:58:43,661 --> 00:58:44,821 Okay! 1015 00:58:45,196 --> 00:58:46,322 Just... 1016 00:58:46,498 --> 00:58:47,863 stretching out the hammies. 1017 00:58:48,032 --> 00:58:49,829 It's a good thing to do before the duel. 1018 00:58:57,976 --> 00:59:01,036 You brought this on yourself, beast. 1019 00:59:01,212 --> 00:59:02,440 Do you surrender, beast? 1020 00:59:03,114 --> 00:59:04,877 Sure, yeah! Whatever! 1021 00:59:05,049 --> 00:59:06,762 No, no, say it properly. Say it! 1022 00:59:06,772 --> 00:59:08,443 - You surrender. - Oh, yeah. 1023 00:59:09,621 --> 00:59:12,283 Say it! Say it! Say, "I surrender!" 1024 00:59:12,457 --> 00:59:15,858 I surrender! I surrender, I surrender! 1025 00:59:16,027 --> 00:59:16,789 You win. 1026 00:59:16,961 --> 00:59:17,791 It hurts my butt. 1027 00:59:17,962 --> 00:59:21,261 You cannot surrender! You are our most glorious protector! 1028 00:59:21,432 --> 00:59:22,763 You're President the Awesome! 1029 00:59:22,934 --> 00:59:25,926 And you and Captain Sparrow defeated the Joker and Magneto! 1030 00:59:26,104 --> 00:59:28,732 And you and Jack Bauer had only 24 hours to do it! 1031 00:59:29,173 --> 00:59:31,437 I didn't do any of that stuff. 1032 00:59:31,609 --> 00:59:33,600 I'm just a guy from the mailroom. 1033 00:59:33,778 --> 00:59:35,143 But you gave us your word! 1034 00:59:35,313 --> 00:59:37,008 I'm sorry. 1035 00:59:38,316 --> 00:59:39,283 I lied. 1036 00:59:40,585 --> 00:59:41,574 I knew it! 1037 00:59:43,054 --> 00:59:44,901 I hereby banish this beast... 1038 00:59:45,575 --> 00:59:46,923 to the Island Where We Dare Not Go... 1039 00:59:47,091 --> 00:59:48,752 never to return to Lilliput again! 1040 00:59:50,628 --> 00:59:52,118 Take your positions! 1041 00:59:58,570 --> 01:00:00,003 Please, Gulliver. 1042 01:00:13,284 --> 01:00:14,512 Hey... 1043 01:00:14,719 --> 01:00:18,018 is this Island Where We Dare Not Go really as bad as they say? 1044 01:00:18,189 --> 01:00:19,713 It's delightful! 1045 01:00:54,959 --> 01:00:56,153 Okay. 1046 01:00:56,861 --> 01:01:00,957 No little people anywhere. That's a good sign. 1047 01:01:01,132 --> 01:01:04,568 Hello! Is anybody here? 1048 01:01:14,512 --> 01:01:15,809 No way. 1049 01:01:24,022 --> 01:01:25,580 Raise the standard! 1050 01:01:33,364 --> 01:01:34,888 Let's lose this rubbish! 1051 01:01:35,066 --> 01:01:36,727 Lower away! 1052 01:01:39,871 --> 01:01:42,999 Can I not walk alone in my own garden? 1053 01:01:43,174 --> 01:01:44,835 Go away! 1054 01:01:57,188 --> 01:01:59,019 Princess! 1055 01:02:01,426 --> 01:02:03,553 I've secured a boat. 1056 01:02:03,728 --> 01:02:05,127 We can leave tonight. 1057 01:02:05,329 --> 01:02:06,694 No, Horatio. 1058 01:02:07,198 --> 01:02:09,393 But Edward is gonna force you to marry him. 1059 01:02:09,567 --> 01:02:11,762 I don't have any choice. 1060 01:02:11,936 --> 01:02:14,200 Please, please. Yes, of course you have a choice. 1061 01:02:14,405 --> 01:02:16,464 No, you made that choice for me. 1062 01:02:16,641 --> 01:02:18,404 You don't understand. 1063 01:02:18,576 --> 01:02:19,600 Gulliver told me... 1064 01:02:19,811 --> 01:02:22,473 Everything Gulliver said was a lie... 1065 01:02:22,647 --> 01:02:24,638 including you. 1066 01:02:40,064 --> 01:02:42,658 Oh, I'm paralyzed from the neck down. 1067 01:02:42,834 --> 01:02:44,062 What's that? What's crawling on me? 1068 01:02:44,335 --> 01:02:46,895 Not fire ants. Oh, please don't be fire an... 1069 01:02:48,272 --> 01:02:50,297 I am General Edward Edwardian... 1070 01:02:50,475 --> 01:02:53,444 commander of New Blefuscia. All hail New Blefuscia. 1071 01:02:53,611 --> 01:02:55,078 All hail New Blefuscia! 1072 01:02:55,313 --> 01:02:56,940 I must warn Gulliver. 1073 01:02:57,115 --> 01:02:58,343 State your name... 1074 01:02:59,050 --> 01:03:00,278 she-beast. 1075 01:03:00,451 --> 01:03:02,009 Darcy Silverman. 1076 01:03:02,620 --> 01:03:03,917 Of Manhattan. 1077 01:04:02,747 --> 01:04:04,078 Oh, no! 1078 01:04:32,543 --> 01:04:34,374 I'm not doing this. 1079 01:04:35,046 --> 01:04:38,777 You got me in the diaper and the dress. I'm not doing teatime with you. 1080 01:04:39,217 --> 01:04:40,809 Go find another doll. 1081 01:04:46,624 --> 01:04:49,058 Tea! Time for tea! 1082 01:04:50,461 --> 01:04:51,985 Okay, we're kissing. 1083 01:04:52,864 --> 01:04:55,765 Gentler. Let's just hold hands or something! 1084 01:05:06,978 --> 01:05:08,072 What's up? 1085 01:05:08,246 --> 01:05:10,441 What kind of toy are you? 1086 01:05:11,249 --> 01:05:12,648 Top Gun G.I. Joe? 1087 01:05:13,317 --> 01:05:14,807 Cool detail. 1088 01:06:08,639 --> 01:06:09,936 Gulliver! 1089 01:06:10,141 --> 01:06:11,836 Gulliver! 1090 01:06:13,511 --> 01:06:14,773 Down here. 1091 01:06:14,946 --> 01:06:16,504 What are you doing here? 1092 01:06:16,681 --> 01:06:19,377 Gulliver, you must return to Lilliput with me at once. 1093 01:06:19,550 --> 01:06:20,915 Forget it, man. It's a no-go. 1094 01:06:21,085 --> 01:06:22,712 No, no... you don't understand. Edward has... 1095 01:06:22,887 --> 01:06:24,013 It doesn't matter. 1096 01:06:24,188 --> 01:06:25,829 I may be a hundred feet tall, 1097 01:06:25,839 --> 01:06:27,487 half the size of one of you little guys. 1098 01:06:27,658 --> 01:06:29,215 Please... you got to listen to me. This is... 1099 01:06:29,225 --> 01:06:31,258 - important. - No, this is where I belong. 1100 01:06:31,662 --> 01:06:33,527 As a giant girl's baby doll. 1101 01:06:33,698 --> 01:06:34,892 Hey! 1102 01:06:35,066 --> 01:06:37,159 Stop feeling sorry for yourself and listen! 1103 01:06:38,736 --> 01:06:40,169 Blefuscia has taken over Lilliput... 1104 01:06:40,338 --> 01:06:42,863 and Edward has captured Darcy Silverman of Manhattan. 1105 01:06:43,040 --> 01:06:44,405 What? 1106 01:06:44,942 --> 01:06:46,034 She's... 1107 01:06:46,210 --> 01:06:47,643 - Darcy's here? - Yeah. 1108 01:06:47,812 --> 01:06:49,109 Oh, no. 1109 01:06:49,280 --> 01:06:52,408 She said she was gonna do the assignment herself. 1110 01:06:52,583 --> 01:06:53,880 She's here because of me. 1111 01:06:54,051 --> 01:06:55,746 It's all because of you. 1112 01:06:56,921 --> 01:06:59,048 How could you lie to us? 1113 01:07:00,624 --> 01:07:02,524 I was afraid to tell you guys the truth... 1114 01:07:03,527 --> 01:07:05,668 because it was just so great being 1115 01:07:05,678 --> 01:07:07,827 a big shot for the first time of my life. 1116 01:07:09,767 --> 01:07:11,234 I didn't want it to end. 1117 01:07:11,402 --> 01:07:12,994 Snap out of it, man. 1118 01:07:13,170 --> 01:07:15,620 You think of yourself as this small little thing, 1119 01:07:15,630 --> 01:07:16,901 but that's not how I see you. 1120 01:07:17,708 --> 01:07:20,268 Think about what you've done already. You saved the princess. 1121 01:07:20,444 --> 01:07:23,242 You single-handedly defeated the entire Blefuscian armada. 1122 01:07:23,414 --> 01:07:25,211 Didn't you? Come on. 1123 01:07:25,383 --> 01:07:27,180 I'm your best friend. 1124 01:07:27,385 --> 01:07:28,545 I wouldn't lie to you. 1125 01:07:29,171 --> 01:07:30,514 You can do this. 1126 01:07:30,525 --> 01:07:33,452 So, take off that dress and let's get out of here! 1127 01:07:34,025 --> 01:07:35,287 Am I really your best friend? 1128 01:07:36,527 --> 01:07:37,960 You're kind of my only friend. 1129 01:07:38,129 --> 01:07:40,290 Sweet, man. You, too, for me. 1130 01:07:40,464 --> 01:07:41,897 Let's go save Lilliput. 1131 01:07:42,066 --> 01:07:43,226 Yeah, let's go do this. 1132 01:07:44,835 --> 01:07:46,427 Take me with you, yeah? 1133 01:07:47,905 --> 01:07:50,169 One sec. Alright... there we go. 1134 01:07:50,674 --> 01:07:52,301 - Oopsie-daisy. - I got you! 1135 01:07:54,045 --> 01:07:55,774 Okay, officer... 1136 01:07:55,980 --> 01:07:59,541 I'm just gonna borrow this parachute if it's okay with you. 1137 01:08:00,184 --> 01:08:02,175 You don't need it anymore. 1138 01:08:12,997 --> 01:08:15,022 This isn't safe! 1139 01:08:36,454 --> 01:08:38,251 I'll let you... 1140 01:08:38,422 --> 01:08:39,616 - Thanks, Horatio. - Good luck. 1141 01:08:39,790 --> 01:08:41,018 I got this. 1142 01:08:42,993 --> 01:08:43,823 Darcy. 1143 01:08:44,862 --> 01:08:45,692 Darce. 1144 01:08:47,698 --> 01:08:49,325 - Gulliver! - Hey. 1145 01:08:49,500 --> 01:08:50,762 I'm coming over there. 1146 01:08:54,472 --> 01:08:56,667 Are you okay? I can't believe you're here. 1147 01:08:56,841 --> 01:08:59,105 I mean, of all the places, right? 1148 01:09:02,046 --> 01:09:03,274 - What's up? - What's up? 1149 01:09:03,447 --> 01:09:05,540 What's up? What isn't up? 1150 01:09:05,716 --> 01:09:07,835 Can we talk about the inverted whirlpool? 1151 01:09:07,845 --> 01:09:08,605 Crazy. 1152 01:09:08,615 --> 01:09:10,817 And why is everybody calling me your princess? 1153 01:09:10,988 --> 01:09:13,115 They don't. I think you misheard. 1154 01:09:13,290 --> 01:09:14,086 I see you have... 1155 01:09:14,286 --> 01:09:16,016 returned for your princess. 1156 01:09:16,827 --> 01:09:19,489 He did, right there. He just called me your princess. 1157 01:09:19,663 --> 01:09:21,790 That's because everybody is a princess here. 1158 01:09:21,966 --> 01:09:23,991 I forgot to tell you, it's just sort of a thing. 1159 01:09:24,168 --> 01:09:26,329 If you wish to speak to your one true love more privately... 1160 01:09:26,504 --> 01:09:28,870 we shall cover our ears. 1161 01:09:29,073 --> 01:09:30,005 One true love? 1162 01:09:31,809 --> 01:09:33,743 You told them I'm your one true love? 1163 01:09:37,314 --> 01:09:40,647 Is now a good or bad time to tell you... 1164 01:09:40,818 --> 01:09:43,685 about the crush I've had on you for the last five years? 1165 01:09:45,089 --> 01:09:45,851 Really? 1166 01:09:48,058 --> 01:09:50,083 Yeah, I totally have a crush on you. 1167 01:09:50,261 --> 01:09:51,703 Is that why you always bring the mail cart 1168 01:09:51,713 --> 01:09:53,162 around but none of the mail is for me? 1169 01:09:53,831 --> 01:09:54,798 Yeah... 1170 01:09:55,833 --> 01:09:56,595 Yeah. 1171 01:10:00,237 --> 01:10:02,637 I told everybody that you were my girlfriend. 1172 01:10:02,806 --> 01:10:04,239 It's really embarrassing. 1173 01:10:04,408 --> 01:10:05,875 I think it's kind of sweet. 1174 01:10:08,579 --> 01:10:10,570 We gotta focus because we gotta to book... 1175 01:10:10,748 --> 01:10:12,121 to the boat and we're gotta get the hell out of here. 1176 01:10:12,131 --> 01:10:13,512 We're surrounded by little people. 1177 01:10:13,684 --> 01:10:14,446 Darcy, listen to me. 1178 01:10:14,618 --> 01:10:18,748 I would love to book with you over to the boat right now, but I can't. 1179 01:10:18,923 --> 01:10:22,290 These little people have grown very large in my heart. 1180 01:10:22,459 --> 01:10:23,926 They depended on me... 1181 01:10:24,094 --> 01:10:25,391 and I let them down. 1182 01:10:25,596 --> 01:10:27,530 And I have to do this first. 1183 01:10:34,805 --> 01:10:36,102 King... 1184 01:10:36,273 --> 01:10:39,401 if it's all right with you, I'd like to be your glorious protector again. 1185 01:10:39,843 --> 01:10:41,276 I don't know. 1186 01:10:41,445 --> 01:10:43,743 How are we to believe anything you say, Gulliver? 1187 01:10:43,914 --> 01:10:46,474 Because my word is my bond. 1188 01:10:46,650 --> 01:10:48,242 This time, for real. 1189 01:10:49,019 --> 01:10:50,919 I promise. 1190 01:10:51,088 --> 01:10:52,146 Gulliver. 1191 01:10:55,726 --> 01:10:56,954 You work in the mailroom. 1192 01:10:57,962 --> 01:10:59,830 Not today I don't. 1193 01:11:15,079 --> 01:11:16,876 We're all with you, Gulliver. 1194 01:11:40,437 --> 01:11:41,461 Hey, Edward. 1195 01:11:43,674 --> 01:11:45,437 If I win... 1196 01:11:45,643 --> 01:11:48,111 Lilliput returns to her former glory. 1197 01:11:48,279 --> 01:11:49,871 And if you lose... 1198 01:11:51,048 --> 01:11:53,356 this is what happens to Lilliput. 1199 01:12:10,768 --> 01:12:13,066 Oh! I've made a slight improvement. 1200 01:12:18,509 --> 01:12:19,874 Shocking, isn't it? 1201 01:12:24,982 --> 01:12:26,007 Yeah! 1202 01:12:26,183 --> 01:12:29,175 Hey! That's not fair. He's cheating. 1203 01:12:29,720 --> 01:12:31,654 I've got to do something. 1204 01:12:36,060 --> 01:12:37,254 Now do what you do best... 1205 01:12:37,428 --> 01:12:39,555 beast, and run along! 1206 01:12:40,431 --> 01:12:42,695 No way. Not today. 1207 01:12:45,936 --> 01:12:47,198 I've always liked you, Gulliver. 1208 01:12:47,371 --> 01:12:49,896 I've always thought we had a real spark! 1209 01:12:51,075 --> 01:12:53,236 Fear not, Gulliver! I'm on my way! 1210 01:13:22,473 --> 01:13:23,701 Gulliver! No! 1211 01:13:24,742 --> 01:13:27,404 Now stay down this time, beast! 1212 01:13:50,300 --> 01:13:52,598 It is on! 1213 01:14:03,447 --> 01:14:04,471 Go, Gulliver! 1214 01:14:04,648 --> 01:14:06,013 Yes, Gulliver! Go! 1215 01:14:10,821 --> 01:14:11,583 Yes! 1216 01:14:11,755 --> 01:14:13,916 Go on, Gulliver! You can do it! Get him! 1217 01:14:21,498 --> 01:14:22,294 Help-eth. 1218 01:14:31,275 --> 01:14:32,469 Bouche! 1219 01:14:33,010 --> 01:14:34,136 Now, that's a wedgie! 1220 01:14:34,311 --> 01:14:35,778 Yay, Gulliver! 1221 01:14:35,946 --> 01:14:37,345 - Yes! Well done! - Come on, Gulliver! 1222 01:14:41,452 --> 01:14:43,044 - You did it! - Did you see that? 1223 01:14:43,220 --> 01:14:45,122 I wedgied him back to the second grade! 1224 01:15:00,304 --> 01:15:01,896 I'm so, so sorry. 1225 01:15:03,040 --> 01:15:05,531 I hope that you can forgive me for the way that I behaved. 1226 01:15:07,311 --> 01:15:08,539 You're not an option... 1227 01:15:11,014 --> 01:15:12,982 you're the most beautiful lady in all the land. 1228 01:15:15,118 --> 01:15:16,312 Who's also super cool... 1229 01:15:17,387 --> 01:15:19,082 and a stone-cold fox. 1230 01:15:25,496 --> 01:15:26,724 Horatio! 1231 01:15:26,897 --> 01:15:28,592 Do you realize what you've done? 1232 01:15:31,435 --> 01:15:34,370 You have committed an act of valiance. 1233 01:15:34,905 --> 01:15:37,165 I hereby... give my permission. 1234 01:15:48,185 --> 01:15:49,435 Yeah. 1235 01:15:51,989 --> 01:15:53,375 Nobody move! 1236 01:15:53,390 --> 01:15:54,448 Halt! Stop! 1237 01:15:54,625 --> 01:15:58,391 I have kidnapped the princess. You've been kidnapped. Congratulations. 1238 01:15:58,562 --> 01:16:00,621 Enough with the kidnappings! 1239 01:16:04,535 --> 01:16:05,661 Bouche! 1240 01:16:05,836 --> 01:16:07,269 - Bouche! - Yes! 1241 01:16:09,673 --> 01:16:11,197 Listen, I plagiarized all that stuff... 1242 01:16:11,375 --> 01:16:13,536 because I thought you'd never go out with a dude from the mailroom. 1243 01:16:13,710 --> 01:16:15,769 And I'm sorry, that will never happen again. 1244 01:16:22,553 --> 01:16:24,851 So, yeah, coffee... 1245 01:16:25,022 --> 01:16:27,391 I condemn you and all Blefuscians to the gallows. 1246 01:16:27,524 --> 01:16:29,783 - Prepare for war! - No... 1247 01:16:29,960 --> 01:16:30,984 you prepare for war! 1248 01:16:32,229 --> 01:16:34,663 I got to do one more thing, real quick. 1249 01:16:34,831 --> 01:16:36,423 Kings, kings, come on! 1250 01:16:36,600 --> 01:16:38,069 Guys, what is it with you... 1251 01:16:38,135 --> 01:16:40,020 and the executions... 1252 01:16:40,159 --> 01:16:42,230 and the gallows and the stocks... 1253 01:16:42,376 --> 01:16:43,737 ...and the war? 1254 01:16:43,907 --> 01:16:45,636 Seriously, war? 1255 01:16:45,842 --> 01:16:48,504 Why do war? What is it good for? 1256 01:16:48,879 --> 01:16:50,278 ♪ Absolutely naught! 1257 01:16:52,316 --> 01:16:53,283 ♪ War! 1258 01:16:54,418 --> 01:16:57,512 ♪ Yeah... What is it good for? 1259 01:16:57,688 --> 01:16:58,916 ♪ Absolutely naught! 1260 01:16:59,089 --> 01:17:00,681 ♪ Say it again, y'all 1261 01:17:00,891 --> 01:17:01,858 ♪ War! 1262 01:17:02,626 --> 01:17:03,888 ♪ Good God, y'all 1263 01:17:04,061 --> 01:17:05,688 ♪ What is it good for? 1264 01:17:05,862 --> 01:17:08,456 ♪ I find it good for absolutely nil! 1265 01:17:09,833 --> 01:17:13,030 ♪ It's an enemy to all mankind 1266 01:17:13,670 --> 01:17:17,003 ♪ The point of war blows my mind 1267 01:17:17,174 --> 01:17:19,438 ♪ Life is much too short and precious 1268 01:17:19,610 --> 01:17:21,009 ♪ To spend fighting wars these days 1269 01:17:22,012 --> 01:17:23,604 ♪ War can't give life 1270 01:17:23,780 --> 01:17:25,213 ♪ It can only take it away 1271 01:17:26,216 --> 01:17:27,183 ♪ War! 1272 01:17:27,884 --> 01:17:28,851 ♪ Good God, y'all 1273 01:17:29,353 --> 01:17:32,481 ♪ What is it good for? Absolutely nothing! 1274 01:17:32,956 --> 01:17:34,321 ♪ Say it again, y'all 1275 01:17:34,491 --> 01:17:35,480 ♪ War! 1276 01:17:36,360 --> 01:17:37,554 ♪ Yeah 1277 01:17:37,728 --> 01:17:39,218 ♪ What is it good for? 1278 01:17:39,930 --> 01:17:41,295 ♪ Absolutely nothing 1279 01:17:41,632 --> 01:17:43,361 ♪ Listen to me 1280 01:17:43,533 --> 01:17:45,797 ♪ Peace, love and understanding 1281 01:17:45,969 --> 01:17:47,960 ♪ Tell me, is there no place 1282 01:17:48,138 --> 01:17:50,231 ♪ For them today? 1283 01:17:51,908 --> 01:17:54,809 ♪ They say we must fight To keep our freedom 1284 01:17:54,978 --> 01:17:58,880 ♪ But Lord knows There's got to be a better way 1285 01:17:59,816 --> 01:18:00,908 ♪ War! 1286 01:18:01,685 --> 01:18:02,982 ♪ Good God, y'all 1287 01:18:03,153 --> 01:18:05,018 ♪ What is it good for? 1288 01:18:05,188 --> 01:18:05,984 ♪ Tell me 1289 01:18:06,156 --> 01:18:08,488 ♪ Say it, say it, say oh! 1290 01:18:08,659 --> 01:18:09,853 ♪ War! 1291 01:18:10,027 --> 01:18:11,221 ♪ Good God, y'all 1292 01:18:11,395 --> 01:18:14,364 ♪ What is it good for? Absolutely nothing 1293 01:18:14,765 --> 01:18:16,892 ♪ Just stand up and shout it! 1294 01:18:37,788 --> 01:18:39,813 You're gonna miss your big friend? 1295 01:18:40,891 --> 01:18:41,619 A little. 1296 01:18:41,792 --> 01:18:42,918 - Yeah? - A lot. 1297 01:18:43,093 --> 01:18:44,390 Oh, dear. 1298 01:19:02,913 --> 01:19:04,278 How was Papua, New Guinea? 1299 01:19:04,448 --> 01:19:06,746 It was hot, sticky... 1300 01:19:06,917 --> 01:19:10,080 and the most mind-boggling place I've ever seen. 1301 01:19:11,221 --> 01:19:13,781 The most mind-boggling place you've ever seen? 1302 01:19:14,024 --> 01:19:16,959 Okay, second most mind-boggling place. 1303 01:19:17,861 --> 01:19:18,657 Oh, sorry. 1304 01:19:18,829 --> 01:19:19,727 Danny! 1305 01:19:19,896 --> 01:19:21,158 Got your morning mail, Gulliver. 1306 01:19:22,733 --> 01:19:23,893 - Darcy. - Who's your friend? 1307 01:19:24,601 --> 01:19:27,331 I'm Mark. I'm just the new guy in the mailroom. 1308 01:19:27,904 --> 01:19:29,337 Whoa, just the mailroom? 1309 01:19:29,506 --> 01:19:31,337 Mailrooms are where it's at. Right, Dan? 1310 01:19:31,508 --> 01:19:33,738 Yeah, I don't know why you would say that. 1311 01:19:33,910 --> 01:19:35,400 Because that's where all the greats start, you know. 1312 01:19:36,079 --> 01:19:38,274 Remember, there's no small jobs. 1313 01:19:38,448 --> 01:19:40,575 Just small people. 1314 01:19:40,751 --> 01:19:44,346 Teeny, tiny, teeny little people. 1315 01:19:45,122 --> 01:19:47,215 Remember I told you that? There are no small jobs. 1316 01:19:47,390 --> 01:19:48,482 Just tiny, tiny, people. 1317 01:19:48,658 --> 01:19:49,920 Can I take you to lunch? 1318 01:19:50,093 --> 01:19:51,390 Of course you can... 1319 01:19:53,997 --> 01:19:55,760 my fair princess. 1320 01:19:56,305 --> 01:20:02,185 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org 93069