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- Hi, guys.
- Hey, Phoebe.
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- How did it go?
- Not so good.
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He walked me home and said,
"Let's do this again."
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He said, "Let's do this again."
That's good, right?
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Translated, "Let's do this again"
means, "You'll never see me naked."
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Since when?
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Since always.
It's, like, dating language.
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Like, "It's not you"
means, "It is you."
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"You're nice" means, "I'll be
dating alcoholics..
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and complaining
about them to you."
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"We should see
other people" means:
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"Ha-ha, I already am!"
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Everybody knows this?
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Cushions the blow.
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Like your parents
putting the dog to sleep..
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and saying it went to a farm.
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That's funny. Because our
parents actually did..
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send our dog off to live on a farm.
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Ross?
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Hello! The Milner's farm
in Connecticut?
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The Milners had this
unbelievable farm.
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They had horses and
rabbits to chase.
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And it was..
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Oh, my God! Chi-Chi!
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The One With the Thumb
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How does it feel knowing
you're about to die?
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Warden, in five minutes
my pain will be over.
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But you'll live with the knowledge
that you sent an honest man to die.
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That was really good!
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Thanks. Let's keep going.
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So, what do you want
from me, Dimon? Huh?
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I just wanna go back to my cell,
because in my cell I can smoke.
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Smoke away!
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I think this is why Dimon
smokes in his cell alone.
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- What?
- Relax your hand.
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Let your wrist go.
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Not so much!
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All right. Now take a puff.
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Right.
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- Give it to me.
- I'm not giving you a cigarette.
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It's fine. Do you want to
get this part or not? Here.
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Now, don't think
of it as a cigarette.
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Think of it as the thing that
has been missing from your hand.
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When you hold it,
you feel right.
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You feel complete.
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- You miss it?
- No, not so much.
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All right. Now we smoke.
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Oh, my God!
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- Give me that!
- No. You've got options.
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You can smoke like this:
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- Chandler
- Or hold it in your mouth.
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Give me the cigarette!
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- You try.
- Thank you.
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Okay, how's this?
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Okay, that's not bad.
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All right, when you're finished,
it's cool if you flick it.
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All right, you keep practicing..
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and I'll go put out the sofa.
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I thought it was foot size.
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No. It's the distance
from the tip of a guy's thumb..
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to the tip of his index finger.
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That's ridiculous.
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Can I use either thumb?
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I'd rather go with the foot theory.
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All right. Don't tell me.
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Decaf cappuccino for Joey.
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Coffee, black.
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Latte.
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And an iced tea.
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- I'm getting good at this.
- Excellent!
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Good for me!
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- You okay, Phoebe?
- It's not worth
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It's my bank.
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- What did they do?
- It's nothing
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I get my mail and
open their monthly "statement."
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Easy!
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And there's $500 extra in my account.
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Satan's minions at work again!
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Now I have to go deal with them
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- What are you talking about? Keep it!
- It's not mine.
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If I kept it, I'd be stealing.
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But if you spent it,
it would be like shopping.
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Say I bought a great pair of shoes.
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Know what I'd hear with every step?
"Not mine. Not mine. Not mine."
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Even if I was happy
and skipping, I'd hear:
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"Not-not mine. Not-not mine."
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We're with you. We got it.
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I'd never be able to enjoy it.
It'd be this giant karmic debt.
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Chandler, what are you doing?
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What are you doing?
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Oh, gross!
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- What is this?
- I'm smoking!
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You've been so good for three years!
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And this is my reward.
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Think about what you went
through when you quit.
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Forget about you. Think about
what we went through!
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So this time I won't quit.
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- Put it out!
- I'm putting it out!
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Oh, no!
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I can't drink this now.
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I'm gonna go. I've got a date.
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With Alan again?
How's it going?
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It's going pretty good.
It's nice and we're having fun.
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When do we get to meet him?
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Let's see, it's Monday..
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- Never.
- Come on!
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Not after what happened with Steve.
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What do you mean?
We love Steve. Steve was sexy!
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Sorry.
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I don't know how I feel yet.
Let me figure it out.
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Then can we meet him?
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No.
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Sorry.
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Joey. Let it go.
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Why should they meet him?
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I bring a guy home and they're like..
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coyotes picking off the weak
members of the herd.
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Listen, as someone who's seen
more than her share of bad beef..
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I'll tell you,
that is not such a terrible thing.
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Your friends are just
looking after you.
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I wish that once I'd date a guy
they liked.
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You realize the odds of that
happening are slimmer..
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- if they never get to meet the guy.
- I know.
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- Can't I whimper a little bit?
- Whimper.
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Okay, I'm done.
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Let it go, Ross.
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You didn't know Chi-Chi.
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- Do you all promise?
- We promise.
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We'll be good.
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Chandler, do you promise to be good?
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You can come in, but your
filter-tip buddy stays outside!
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"Dear Ms. Buffay.
Thank you for calling.
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We've credited you $500.
We're sorry for the inconvenience..
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and hope you'll accept
this football phone..
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as our gift."
Do you believe it?
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Now I have $ 1000
and a football phone.
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What bank is this?
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Okay, it's him.
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- Who is it?
- Alan.
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Chandler! He's here!
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Do I look okay?
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One more button.
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Closed! How about closed?
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- I didn't know.
- Yeah.
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Please be good.
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Remember how much you all like me?
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Alan, this is everybody.
Everybody, this is Alan.
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I've heard so much about
all you guys.
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I'll call you tomorrow. Thanks.
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Let's let the Alan-bashing begin.
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Who's gonna take the first shot?
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Come on!
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I'll go.
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Let's start with how he
kept picking
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I'm sorry, I can't do this.
We loved him.
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We loved him!
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Wait! We're talking about someone
I'm going out with?
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That pimento trick!
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I'll never look at an olive
the same way again.
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And did you notice?
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Know what was great?
His smile was crooked.
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- Yes! Like the man in the shoe!
- What shoe?
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From the rhyme.
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There was a man
With a crooked smile
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Who lived in a shoe
For a while
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So I think Alan..
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is the yardstick by which
future boyfriends will be measured.
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Future boyfriends?
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- I think this could be "it."
- Really?
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I'd marry him for his
David Hasselhoff impression alone.
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You know I'll be doing that
at parties.
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- Know what I like most?
- What?
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The way he makes me feel about myself.
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How was the game?
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Well..
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We won!
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Fantastic! Question.
How is that possible?
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- Alan.
- He was unbelievable!
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Like the cartoon where
Bugs Bunny plays every position.
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It was first base, Alan.
Second base, Alan..
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It was like he made us into a team.
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We sure showed those Hasidic jewelers
a thing or two about softball.
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Can I ask a question?
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Do you think Alan is sometimes..
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What?
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I don't know. A little too "Alan"?
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Oh, no. Not possible.
You can never be too "Alan."
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It's his innate "Alan-ness"
that we adore.
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I, personally, could have
a gallon of Alan.
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- Hey, Lizzy.
- Hey, weird girl.
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- I brought alphabet soup.
- Pick out the vowels?
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I left in the Y's.
Because, "sometimes Y."
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- And something else.
- Saltines?
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No, $1000 and a football phone.
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What?
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Oh, my God!
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- There's really money in here.
- I know.
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What are you doing?
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I want you to have it.
I don't want it.
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- I have to give you something.
- No, you don't
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- Do you want my tinfoil hat?
- No, you need that.
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- It's okay. Thanks.
- Let me do something.
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I'll tell you what. Buy me
a soda and we're even. Okay?
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- Okay.
- Okay.
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Keep the change.
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Thanks, Lizzy.
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Want a pretzel?
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- No, I'm fine. Thanks.
- See you.
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A thumb?
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I know. There it was,
just floating..
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like this tiny little hitchhiker.
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Maybe it's a contest.
Like "collect all five."
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- Does anyone wanna see?
- No, thanks!
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Don't do that. Come on!
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It's worse than the thumb.
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- This is so unfair.
- Why is it unfair?
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So I have a flaw! Big deal!
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Joey's knuckle-cracking
isn't annoying?
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Ross, over-pronouncing every word.
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Monica, who snorts when she laughs.
I mean, what the hell is that thing?
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I accept those flaws.
Why can't you accept me for this?
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Does the knuckle-cracking
bother everybody, or just him?
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I could live without it.
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Is it a little annoying? Or is it like
when Phoebe chews her hair?
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Don't listen to him.
I think it's endearing.
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Oh, you do, do you?
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There's nothing wrong with
speaking correctly.
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Indeed there isn't.
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I should get back to work.
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Otherwise someone might
get what they ordered.
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The hair comes out
and the gloves come off.
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Ever go out with a guy
your friends really like?
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No.
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I'm going out with a guy
my friends really like.
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Are we talking about the coyotes here?
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All right! A cow got through.
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Can you believe it?
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It's just, you know what?
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I just don't feel the "thing."
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They feel the thing. I don't feel it.
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Honey, you should always
feel the thing.
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If that's how you feel about the guy,
dump him.
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- It's gonna be really hard.
- He'll get over it.
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No, he'll be fine. It's the other five
I'm worried about.
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- Don't you respect your body?
- Don't you see what you're doing?
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I've had it with your cancer,
emphysema and heart disease.
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The bottom line is, smoking is cool,
and you know it.
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Alan wants to speak to you.
249
00:18:11,156 --> 00:18:13,351
Really? He does?
250
00:18:14,293 --> 00:18:17,023
Hey, buddy! What's up?
251
00:18:18,430 --> 00:18:20,455
She told you about that, huh?
252
00:18:21,366 --> 00:18:25,496
Well, yeah. I have one now and then.
Well, yeah, now.
253
00:18:26,405 --> 00:18:28,305
It's not that
254
00:18:30,242 --> 00:18:32,176
Well, that's true.
255
00:18:34,513 --> 00:18:38,711
Gee, you know, no one's ever put it
like that before.
256
00:18:38,917 --> 00:18:41,511
Well, okay. Thanks.
257
00:18:51,330 --> 00:18:53,491
God, he's good.
258
00:18:54,166 --> 00:18:57,829
- If only he were a woman.
- Yeah.
259
00:19:03,075 --> 00:19:04,269
Lamb Chop!
260
00:19:04,476 --> 00:19:07,673
How old is that sock?
261
00:19:07,980 --> 00:19:12,280
If I had a sock on my hand
for 30 years, it'd be talking too.
262
00:19:14,186 --> 00:19:18,748
I think it's time to change somebody's
nicotine patch.
263
00:19:22,294 --> 00:19:25,092
- Where's Joey?
- Joey ate my last stick of gum..
264
00:19:25,297 --> 00:19:27,390
so I killed him.
265
00:19:27,833 --> 00:19:29,960
Do you think that was wrong?
266
00:19:31,470 --> 00:19:34,268
- I think he's across the hall.
- Thanks.
267
00:19:34,740 --> 00:19:36,867
There you go.
268
00:19:37,209 --> 00:19:40,110
I'm alive with pleasure now.
269
00:19:40,312 --> 00:19:44,078
Phoebe, do you want
the rest of that Pop-Tart?
270
00:19:45,284 --> 00:19:48,151
Does anyone want
the rest of this Pop-Tart?
271
00:19:49,655 --> 00:19:51,452
Hey, I might.
272
00:19:51,823 --> 00:19:53,882
I'm sorry.
273
00:19:54,092 --> 00:19:58,552
The soda people gave me $7000
for the thumb.
274
00:19:59,932 --> 00:20:03,163
And on my way over here
I stepped in gum.
275
00:20:03,835 --> 00:20:06,065
What is up with the universe?
276
00:20:06,271 --> 00:20:10,367
- What's going on?
- It's just nice when we're together.
277
00:20:10,576 --> 00:20:14,068
It's nicer when everyone
gets to wear underwear.
278
00:20:24,356 --> 00:20:26,483
Please, guys, we have to talk.
279
00:20:26,692 --> 00:20:29,422
Wait! I'm getting a deja vu.
280
00:20:29,628 --> 00:20:30,754
No, I'm not.
281
00:20:33,532 --> 00:20:36,501
- We have to talk.
- There it is!
282
00:20:39,204 --> 00:20:41,001
Okay, it's about Alan.
283
00:20:41,206 --> 00:20:45,666
Speaking of which, tell him
we're on for the Renaissance Fair.
284
00:20:45,944 --> 00:20:50,210
Before you get into that,
there's something you should know.
285
00:20:50,816 --> 00:20:54,650
There's really no easy way
to say this.
286
00:20:55,954 --> 00:20:59,219
I've decided to break up with Alan.
287
00:21:02,828 --> 00:21:05,490
Is there somebody else?
288
00:21:07,399 --> 00:21:09,299
No, it's just..
289
00:21:09,501 --> 00:21:12,436
you know, things change.
People change.
290
00:21:12,638 --> 00:21:15,004
We didn't change.
291
00:21:17,242 --> 00:21:20,370
So that's it? It's over?
292
00:21:20,812 --> 00:21:22,905
Just like that?
293
00:21:24,049 --> 00:21:29,180
You let your guard down. You start
to care about someone, and..
294
00:21:32,324 --> 00:21:34,485
- I can go on pretending
- Okay!
295
00:21:34,693 --> 00:21:35,751
No.
296
00:21:35,961 --> 00:21:39,089
That wouldn't be fair to me, Alan,
or to you.
297
00:21:39,298 --> 00:21:41,289
Well, who wants fair?
298
00:21:41,500 --> 00:21:45,698
I just want things back, you know,
the way they were.
299
00:21:47,673 --> 00:21:51,871
- I'm sorry.
- Oh, she's sorry. I feel better.
300
00:21:53,145 --> 00:21:54,669
I can't believe this!
301
00:21:54,880 --> 00:21:59,943
With the holidays coming up.
I wanted him to meet my family.
302
00:22:00,786 --> 00:22:03,687
I'll meet someone.
There'll be other Alans.
303
00:22:03,889 --> 00:22:05,049
Yeah, right!
304
00:22:09,895 --> 00:22:13,456
- Are you guys gonna be okay?
- We'll be fine.
305
00:22:13,665 --> 00:22:16,259
We're just gonna need a little time.
306
00:22:17,202 --> 00:22:19,397
I understand.
307
00:22:24,076 --> 00:22:26,544
- Wow.
- I'm really sorry.
308
00:22:26,745 --> 00:22:29,873
Yeah, I mean, I'm sorry too.
309
00:22:30,082 --> 00:22:33,415
- But I'm a little relieved.
- Relieved?
310
00:22:33,618 --> 00:22:37,281
Yeah, well, I mean,
I had a great time with you.
311
00:22:37,823 --> 00:22:40,724
I just can't stand your friends.
312
00:22:46,531 --> 00:22:50,331
Remember when we went to Central Park
and rented boats?
313
00:22:51,970 --> 00:22:54,165
That was fun.
314
00:22:55,207 --> 00:22:58,142
He could row like a Viking.
315
00:23:06,518 --> 00:23:08,884
So how'd it go?
316
00:23:09,388 --> 00:23:11,117
You know.
317
00:23:11,323 --> 00:23:13,723
Did he mention us?
318
00:23:17,729 --> 00:23:20,926
He says he's really gonna
miss you guys.
319
00:23:27,139 --> 00:23:29,664
- Rough day, huh?
- You have no idea.
320
00:23:29,875 --> 00:23:31,775
Come here.
321
00:23:34,780 --> 00:23:37,305
- That's it. I'm getting cigarettes.
- No!
322
00:23:37,516 --> 00:23:39,814
I don't care! I'm weak!
323
00:23:40,018 --> 00:23:41,918
I've gotta have the smoke!
324
00:23:42,120 --> 00:23:45,817
If you never smoke again,
I'll give you $7000.
325
00:23:46,024 --> 00:23:47,855
Yeah, all right.
326
00:23:48,855 --> 00:23:58,855
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