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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,520 --> 00:00:08,546 Who has never dreamed of knowing heaven on earth, of sailing away to a desert island? 2 00:00:09,485 --> 00:00:13,905 Well, here's a story of such a dream come true. 3 00:00:12,994 --> 00:00:16,376 A story that starts in London, at tea time. 4 00:00:16,419 --> 00:00:20,536 Which is not surprising since it's always tea time in London. 5 00:00:20,749 --> 00:00:26,230 On this particular day at the house of The Honourable Mr. Bramwell. 6 00:00:29,259 --> 00:00:32,665 Your tea, Mr. Bramwell. 7 00:00:33,739 --> 00:00:37,923 The guest from America is waiting outside. 8 00:00:38,318 --> 00:00:39,874 The guest from America? 9 00:00:39,875 --> 00:00:42,986 Oh, we can't keep him waiting. Eh, gentlemen? 10 00:00:43,772 --> 00:00:48,293 Well, don't stand there gaping, Pringle. Show him in, immediately. 11 00:00:50,250 --> 00:00:52,729 Will you go in now? 12 00:01:07,150 --> 00:01:08,750 Mr. Laurel, I presume. 13 00:01:08,793 --> 00:01:13,176 No, I'm Mr. Hardy, Mr. Laurel's financial exchequer. 14 00:01:13,321 --> 00:01:17,852 - But where is Mr. Laurel? - Right here. Mr. Laurel is... 15 00:01:18,109 --> 00:01:22,139 Ah, Mr. Laurel, we've had quite a time finding you. 16 00:01:24,110 --> 00:01:27,422 Now gentlemen, let me introduce the two attorneys 17 00:01:27,423 --> 00:01:31,897 that handled your late Uncle's affairs in France and In Italy 18 00:01:31,940 --> 00:01:36,370 Mr. Hardy... Monsieur Bonfois. Mr. Laurel... Signor Paltroni 19 00:01:36,763 --> 00:01:41,722 Signor Paltroni... Mr. Hardy, Mr. Bonfois... Mr. Laurel. 20 00:01:41,925 --> 00:01:47,951 My name is Bramwell. Mr. Hardy! 21 00:01:51,422 --> 00:01:56,284 Well, gentlemen... Could we get down to business? 22 00:01:56,585 --> 00:01:58,677 Oh, thank you, Stanley. 23 00:01:58,996 --> 00:02:01,186 Now, just how much was this legacy? 24 00:02:01,382 --> 00:02:07,246 Oh, you Americans, you never seem to believe in formalities, do you? 25 00:02:07,658 --> 00:02:13,716 There's one thing about us. We always believe in business before pleasure. 26 00:02:14,401 --> 00:02:17,225 You see... 27 00:02:49,843 --> 00:02:52,558 Pardon me... 28 00:02:58,415 --> 00:03:01,532 Thank you very much. 29 00:03:08,010 --> 00:03:11,711 Now, could we proceed? 30 00:03:11,029 --> 00:03:15,642 As a matter of fact we'd better get right to business. 31 00:03:15,948 --> 00:03:19,066 Your Uncle was quite an eccentric. 32 00:03:19,991 --> 00:03:23,343 He didn't believe in banks. 33 00:03:24,861 --> 00:03:27,825 He insisted in keeping his money in cash. 34 00:03:29,975 --> 00:03:32,163 - And here it is. - What is it? 35 00:03:32,654 --> 00:03:35,133 It's money... I think. 36 00:03:36,063 --> 00:03:40,425 Indeed, it is money, and a very large sum. 37 00:03:40,467 --> 00:03:43,735 - Italian lira. - And French francs. 38 00:03:43,778 --> 00:03:45,261 And English pounds. 39 00:03:45,609 --> 00:03:47,797 Stanley... 40 00:03:49,408 --> 00:03:52,481 Mr. Laurel, before we actually turn this money over to you 41 00:03:52,524 --> 00:03:55,823 there are some administrative charges. 42 00:03:55,865 --> 00:04:01,385 These include, overhead legal charges, deflation and motisation, 43 00:04:01,730 --> 00:04:07,756 currency fluctuation, foreign exchange and a few other incidentals. 44 00:04:08,208 --> 00:04:09,953 Gentlemen! 45 00:04:21,699 --> 00:04:23,444 Here's your receipt, Mr. Laurel. 46 00:04:28,895 --> 00:04:30,416 Alright, gentlemen. 47 00:04:30,458 --> 00:04:34,089 My dear Mr. Hardy, there is another small item. 48 00:04:34,132 --> 00:04:36,203 - What now? - The taxes. 49 00:04:37,041 --> 00:04:40,594 To save you time we've had them all figured out. 50 00:04:40,595 --> 00:04:45,041 Including, naturally, a slight fee for our services. 51 00:04:44,785 --> 00:04:52,297 These deductions represent, income taxes, state taxes, inheritance taxes, 52 00:04:52,042 --> 00:04:55,976 death taxes and living taxes. 53 00:04:56,182 --> 00:04:59,783 And a few other plain taxes. Gentlemen... 54 00:05:14,348 --> 00:05:16,966 Wish Uncle had left me the taxes! 55 00:05:18,342 --> 00:05:19,989 Is that all we get? 56 00:05:21,605 --> 00:05:25,926 - Oh... But you also get an island! - An island? 57 00:05:26,476 --> 00:05:28,373 - And a beautiful yacht. - A yacht? 58 00:05:28,716 --> 00:05:35,379 A yacht. Yes. The yacht is tied to a dock in Marseilles, France. 59 00:05:36,265 --> 00:05:39,617 And the island is here, in the south seas. 60 00:05:39,967 --> 00:05:45,866 - Gee, that sounds wonderful, Ollie! - Well, that sounds swell. But... 61 00:05:45,909 --> 00:05:48,283 How much are the taxes on that? 62 00:05:48,325 --> 00:05:52,132 Oh, none. The island is absolutely tax free! 63 00:05:52,174 --> 00:05:54,905 - Here's your money. - The papers for the boat. 64 00:05:55,162 --> 00:05:57,824 And this is the deed to the island. 65 00:05:57,825 --> 00:06:02,463 Well, now, that cleans out. I mean, that cleans up the estate. 66 00:06:02,858 --> 00:06:06,985 - Gentlemen, I bid you good day. - Come, Stanley. 67 00:06:13,426 --> 00:06:16,142 Why don't you be careful? 68 00:06:27,745 --> 00:06:31,152 Take a look. Here's your little boat, gentlemen. 69 00:06:39,824 --> 00:06:43,258 And here's your port clearance. 70 00:06:43,684 --> 00:06:44,547 We're going to need a crew for this one. 71 00:06:44,646 --> 00:06:48,700 A crew? What do we need a crew for? I'm running this boat! 72 00:06:48,786 --> 00:06:50,359 Well, let's get on it. 73 00:06:50,401 --> 00:06:52,765 Oh, I beg your pardon. Dock fees. 74 00:06:52,807 --> 00:06:56,639 - How much? - 19.000. 75 00:06:57,650 --> 00:06:59,978 Thank you, sir and bon voyage. 76 00:07:00,020 --> 00:07:02,306 - Merci beaucoup. - Good day. 77 00:07:02,307 --> 00:07:05,048 - Bon tomorrow! - Thank you. 78 00:07:05,090 --> 00:07:08,895 It's a good thing he didn't take the taxes. We'd have had nothing left. 79 00:07:09,972 --> 00:07:13,767 Oh, pardon me. Thanks a lot for reminding me. I forgot about it. 80 00:07:15,833 --> 00:07:18,332 Monsieur... 81 00:07:21,807 --> 00:07:25,256 Oh, thank you... It's much too much, sir. Much too much. 82 00:07:27,164 --> 00:07:29,480 What did you have to open your big mouth for? 83 00:07:29,481 --> 00:07:31,444 I didn't know he was going to take it. 84 00:07:31,694 --> 00:07:34,118 Come on and let's take a look at the boat. 85 00:08:29,895 --> 00:08:32,270 We've got plenty of gas! 86 00:08:39,880 --> 00:08:41,583 Let that thing alone! 87 00:08:50,984 --> 00:08:52,479 Put that down! 88 00:08:53,468 --> 00:08:54,963 - Look, there’s a tunnel. - Look. 89 00:08:57,803 --> 00:09:01,650 See? Let's go down. 90 00:09:21,570 --> 00:09:24,405 Why don't you watch where you're walking? 91 00:09:24,406 --> 00:09:26,806 I couldn't help it. 92 00:09:25,905 --> 00:09:29,216 Oh, never mind that... Let's see what we've got here. 93 00:10:02,774 --> 00:10:08,192 - I didn't know they were living underneath. - Well, they've moved now! 94 00:10:09,982 --> 00:10:13,293 - What'd he say? - I wouldn't care to repeat it. 95 00:10:13,927 --> 00:10:15,152 Come on! 96 00:10:40,520 --> 00:10:44,708 - What happened? - Mind your own business! 97 00:10:48,702 --> 00:10:49,962 Oh, look! 98 00:10:53,183 --> 00:10:57,560 What is it? It's an emergency life raft for four people. 99 00:10:57,810 --> 00:11:02,284 - You can't get four people into this thing! - You don't understand... 100 00:11:02,388 --> 00:11:05,102 Inside is a compressed air cylinder. 101 00:11:05,103 --> 00:11:10,755 When you release the valve it blows up large enough to carry four people. 102 00:11:14,369 --> 00:11:19,425 - Well, what about me? - You don't have to be insulting. 103 00:11:21,042 --> 00:11:23,466 Haven't I always taken care of you? 104 00:11:25,961 --> 00:11:28,342 You're the first one I think of. 105 00:11:31,221 --> 00:11:33,839 I didn't mean to hurt your feelings, Ollie. 106 00:11:37,065 --> 00:11:38,289 Ollie. 107 00:11:41,449 --> 00:11:43,637 Ollie. 108 00:12:01,758 --> 00:12:05,360 Take that snake skin off and get that cargo aboard! 109 00:12:07,457 --> 00:12:09,395 What about me... 110 00:12:09,648 --> 00:12:11,934 What about me? 111 00:12:39,748 --> 00:12:44,471 Don't waste time like that. Throw them to me and I'll put them there. 112 00:14:12,529 --> 00:14:14,024 Look at that! 113 00:14:17,058 --> 00:14:20,465 - What goes on here? - There's a man in the cage! 114 00:14:24,608 --> 00:14:27,960 - I bet it's Antoine again. - But the guy must be mad. 115 00:14:28,212 --> 00:14:31,175 - I'm a monkey, I tell you! - He's a stateless man. 116 00:14:31,524 --> 00:14:34,529 - A what? - Somebody who has no nationality. 117 00:14:34,835 --> 00:14:38,769 He's not a bad guy, really. It's just that no country seems to want him. 118 00:14:39,121 --> 00:14:42,862 He'd do anything to get back on land. Let's go, Antoine. 119 00:14:47,839 --> 00:14:50,998 Don't you know it's against the law to land here without a passport? 120 00:14:51,833 --> 00:14:56,214 Punish me, teach me a lesson, put me in prison! 121 00:14:56,257 --> 00:15:00,684 But remember, to put me in prison you've got to let me land. 122 00:15:00,727 --> 00:15:04,644 - How long has he been on your ship, captain? - Oh, months. 123 00:15:04,686 --> 00:15:12,058 He tried to get ashore at Tetrokovac, Nagasaki, Caracas, Sydney, 124 00:15:11,851 --> 00:15:16,269 Brooklyn, Salonika... Everywhere we stop. 125 00:15:16,624 --> 00:15:21,583 - All I ask for is a country. - Well, get a passport! 126 00:15:22,517 --> 00:15:24,315 Oh, that's easy to say... 127 00:15:24,316 --> 00:15:27,767 How can I get a passport if I have no country? 128 00:15:28,313 --> 00:15:31,956 And how can I get in the country if I have no passport? 129 00:15:32,306 --> 00:15:33,827 I didn't make the regulations. 130 00:15:33,828 --> 00:15:37,652 You're not allowed to land in this country and that's the law! 131 00:15:37,372 --> 00:15:39,255 Fine laws! 132 00:15:39,298 --> 00:15:42,774 You land monkeys without a passport but not human beings! 133 00:15:45,943 --> 00:15:47,204 Take him back on board. 134 00:15:51,496 --> 00:15:53,241 Let's go! 135 00:15:53,882 --> 00:15:58,703 Canned food, one crate... Canned food, one crate. 136 00:16:04,207 --> 00:16:06,818 - Six sheets plywood... - Six sheets plywood. 137 00:16:06,819 --> 00:16:09,028 - Sugar, one sack... - Sugar, one sack. 138 00:16:25,442 --> 00:16:26,703 Oh... alright. 139 00:16:39,226 --> 00:16:41,510 Won't you ever stop playing hide and seek with us? 140 00:16:41,511 --> 00:16:43,481 Go on. Beat it and quick! 141 00:16:43,524 --> 00:16:45,451 But you two always stop me. 142 00:16:46,239 --> 00:16:49,600 Now, see here. You're probably a good stonemason. 143 00:16:49,612 --> 00:16:50,851 Why don't you go and work in Italy? 144 00:16:51,524 --> 00:16:54,365 - But I'm an immigrant! - That's just it. Immigrant in Italy. 145 00:16:54,762 --> 00:16:58,558 Are you kidding? How can you immigrate to place you've left already? 146 00:16:59,048 --> 00:17:00,703 Well, maybe, but one sure thing... 147 00:17:00,704 --> 00:17:04,062 You're not going to leave Marseilles without paying your passage. 148 00:17:14,658 --> 00:17:16,045 Good morning, boys. 149 00:17:16,119 --> 00:17:21,876 - What'd you say? - I haven't opened my mouth! 150 00:17:21,919 --> 00:17:23,150 Good morning, boys! 151 00:17:26,858 --> 00:17:30,169 - Going on a vacation? - We're going to the South Seas. 152 00:17:30,998 --> 00:17:33,653 It's a long trip there and a long way back! 153 00:17:33,774 --> 00:17:35,444 But we're not coming back. 154 00:17:35,445 --> 00:17:38,974 You see, we own an island out there. Don't we, Ollie? 155 00:17:40,885 --> 00:17:45,069 - Say, how do you start an engine? - With a mechanic, of course! 156 00:17:45,415 --> 00:17:48,669 We can't afford one. We haven't got any money. 157 00:17:49,652 --> 00:17:52,325 We did have but they took it all for taxes! 158 00:17:52,534 --> 00:17:54,106 Well, don't worry. 159 00:17:54,149 --> 00:17:57,346 I'm going to send you a mechanic and he won't cost you a cent! 160 00:18:03,533 --> 00:18:07,425 - Well, everything's arranged. - What is? My execution? 161 00:18:07,770 --> 00:18:10,619 There are two characters along side. 162 00:18:10,631 --> 00:18:14,530 They own an island in the South Seas. You're invited. 163 00:18:15,173 --> 00:18:17,652 And you won't need a passport to get ashore. 164 00:18:25,352 --> 00:18:27,347 Thank you. Thank you. 165 00:19:15,469 --> 00:19:18,141 - Good morning, Stanley. - Good morning, Ollie. 166 00:19:19,949 --> 00:19:22,719 - Where are we? - Well, we're here. 167 00:19:22,920 --> 00:19:26,327 We shouldn't be. We'll have to change our course. 168 00:19:31,590 --> 00:19:34,110 Keep her on course. You can eat later. 169 00:19:34,415 --> 00:19:37,323 - But I'm hungry. - So am I! Selfish! 170 00:20:25,116 --> 00:20:27,054 - Your hat. - Oh, thank you. 171 00:20:28,281 --> 00:20:31,286 Forgetting your manners when you get... 172 00:20:37,267 --> 00:20:40,640 Stanley, this is wonderful. The sea, the sky, the sun... 173 00:20:40,993 --> 00:20:44,156 And you and I alone on the bounding main. 174 00:20:44,158 --> 00:20:47,019 What do you mean, alone? He's with us. 175 00:20:47,276 --> 00:20:52,151 Oh, of course, Antoine. He's our very, very good friend. 176 00:20:52,152 --> 00:20:53,747 Yes, sir. 177 00:20:53,790 --> 00:20:59,342 - And we'll share and share alike. - Thank you. 178 00:20:59,344 --> 00:21:02,755 Thank you. 179 00:21:09,388 --> 00:21:13,806 Stanley, open the skylight so we can get some of that good sea air. 180 00:21:22,319 --> 00:21:28,772 You know what? You need glasses. It's already open. 181 00:21:31,694 --> 00:21:35,628 When you get to the island you'd better see an optimist. 182 00:21:38,220 --> 00:21:44,496 Hot rolls and butter. And then Antoine will present his specialty. 183 00:21:48,351 --> 00:21:50,193 That sounds good. 184 00:21:52,150 --> 00:21:57,455 I'm going to enjoy that, I know. I love cote du... 185 00:22:48,821 --> 00:22:50,114 Hey, Antoine. 186 00:22:50,351 --> 00:22:55,127 I suppose in the garnis you use a small touch of garlic. 187 00:22:55,128 --> 00:22:57,305 Oh, I hardly use a pinch. 188 00:23:16,554 --> 00:23:21,763 A man that would steal food from a friend is the smallest thing in the world. 189 00:23:22,301 --> 00:23:24,526 Oh, I don't know... 190 00:23:24,809 --> 00:23:29,255 All I hope, Stanley, is that you enjoyed your roll. 191 00:23:29,656 --> 00:23:32,198 How could I enjoy it, when you stole it? 192 00:23:32,199 --> 00:23:35,058 What do you mean, I stole it? You stole it! 193 00:23:36,612 --> 00:23:41,329 I would like you to know how happy I am to have you both as my friends. 194 00:23:41,371 --> 00:23:45,119 I would like to give you a toast. 195 00:23:44,655 --> 00:23:47,232 - I give you friendship! - Friendship! 196 00:23:47,233 --> 00:23:48,450 Here's how! 197 00:24:24,009 --> 00:24:26,004 Lets have another, eh? 198 00:24:36,965 --> 00:24:39,466 - To Friendship! - To Friendship! 199 00:24:39,467 --> 00:24:42,661 - To Friendship! - Here's to your health! 200 00:24:56,982 --> 00:25:00,486 - Friendship... - That's something really swell, no? 201 00:25:00,586 --> 00:25:02,872 No! Definitely no! 202 00:25:03,703 --> 00:25:07,341 Ah, the chops are done. Sit down, my friends. 203 00:25:07,343 --> 00:25:11,142 Antoine is going to serve you his masterpiece. 204 00:26:01,028 --> 00:26:04,952 - What's the matter now? - You know what's the matter. 205 00:26:05,265 --> 00:26:10,848 I want my chop! Varnished with garlic! 206 00:26:13,009 --> 00:26:15,013 You've got a lot of nerve... 207 00:26:15,015 --> 00:26:18,162 You want my chop after you've eaten yours! 208 00:26:23,286 --> 00:26:26,246 - I'm sorry. - Well you should be! 209 00:26:30,786 --> 00:26:32,240 Just a minute! 210 00:26:33,660 --> 00:26:35,017 Where's my potato? 211 00:26:37,605 --> 00:26:43,298 Now, listen... If you think I've eaten your roll and your potato, weigh me. 212 00:26:44,983 --> 00:26:48,040 Well, if you didn't, who did? 213 00:27:04,476 --> 00:27:06,624 You can't scare us with that. 214 00:27:06,625 --> 00:27:10,702 As admiral of this ship, I'll have Stanley put you in irons! 215 00:27:10,744 --> 00:27:13,838 What's all this about? 216 00:27:13,881 --> 00:27:21,290 - You stole my potato! - Yeah! And my roll... and chop! 217 00:27:22,218 --> 00:27:24,655 Incidentally... 218 00:27:24,698 --> 00:27:26,488 Who's steering the boat? 219 00:27:26,531 --> 00:27:33,277 Oh, I forgot to tell you. I tied the wheel on it's course. 220 00:27:40,823 --> 00:27:44,927 Well, for once you have used your head. 221 00:27:44,928 --> 00:27:50,399 Thank you, Ollie. I'll try to do that more often. 222 00:27:57,869 --> 00:28:01,941 - What was that? - The motor's stopped! 223 00:28:01,960 --> 00:28:06,489 - Fix it. You're the engineer. - To tell you the truth, I'm not a mechanic. 224 00:28:06,490 --> 00:28:10,385 The captain on that boat cooked up that story just to get rid of me. 225 00:28:10,386 --> 00:28:16,376 As usual, I'll have to do everything myself! 226 00:28:16,377 --> 00:28:21,149 - Get up on deck and standby! - Stand by what? 227 00:28:21,150 --> 00:28:25,094 Stand at the deck! 228 00:28:25,095 --> 00:28:30,699 We'll take this little matter up later! 229 00:28:39,414 --> 00:28:43,005 What do you think is wrong with it? 230 00:28:43,822 --> 00:28:48,033 It's no use guessing. We'll just have to take it apart and find out. 231 00:28:48,034 --> 00:28:52,904 - In other words, use your head. - What for? 232 00:28:52,905 --> 00:28:57,969 Well, you could use yours for a bowling ball! 233 00:28:57,970 --> 00:29:04,924 - You mean one of those with a hole in? - Exactly! 234 00:29:04,983 --> 00:29:07,691 Now, give me a hand. 235 00:29:11,266 --> 00:29:16,719 Now let that be a lesson to you. 236 00:29:27,915 --> 00:29:31,979 Here. 237 00:29:46,871 --> 00:29:50,149 Put that down! 238 00:30:06,315 --> 00:30:08,367 Ollie? 239 00:30:08,410 --> 00:30:10,377 What? 240 00:30:10,420 --> 00:30:13,947 The gas tank's empty! 241 00:30:13,949 --> 00:30:17,844 Why didn't you tell me that before? 242 00:30:17,845 --> 00:30:22,615 Give me the parts and I'll put them back together. 243 00:30:35,963 --> 00:30:41,418 Now we've got nothing left but the sail. 244 00:30:50,452 --> 00:30:54,257 Now, when I give the signal you pull. 245 00:31:03,140 --> 00:31:06,269 What are you doing? I could have broken my arm! 246 00:31:06,281 --> 00:31:08,834 Who are you and what are you doing on this boat? 247 00:31:08,836 --> 00:31:10,249 You have no rights here! 248 00:31:10,251 --> 00:31:13,796 I have my rights! I'm coming as a stowaway! 249 00:31:13,839 --> 00:31:16,615 They didn't tell us a stowaway came with the boat. 250 00:31:16,658 --> 00:31:18,488 - No. - Listen fellas... 251 00:31:18,530 --> 00:31:21,591 I could have easily been a stowaway on any other boat. 252 00:31:21,592 --> 00:31:24,289 I happened to pick this one. 253 00:31:23,206 --> 00:31:26,176 Then you have to find me and spoil everything. 254 00:31:26,177 --> 00:31:30,331 We had to use the sail because the engines broke! 255 00:31:30,374 --> 00:31:35,819 - Well, why don't you try fixing the motor? - We tried to, but it fell in the sea. 256 00:31:35,820 --> 00:31:37,203 Fell in the sea... 257 00:31:37,205 --> 00:31:42,276 Just my luck to be a stowaway on a boat run by two land lubbers! 258 00:31:42,319 --> 00:31:47,424 Who manage to drop the engine in the ocean! The ocean! 259 00:31:46,340 --> 00:31:48,190 You know, I think we've offended him. 260 00:31:48,191 --> 00:31:50,089 What's happening? What goes on here? 261 00:31:50,090 --> 00:31:53,791 We've got a stowaway aboard. This is Antoine, the chef. 262 00:31:53,792 --> 00:31:57,810 - Giovanni Copini. - Glad to meet you, sir. 263 00:31:58,236 --> 00:32:00,689 - And this is Stanley. - How do you do. 264 00:32:07,916 --> 00:32:11,468 How do you do. 265 00:32:13,809 --> 00:32:16,862 Why don't you be careful? 266 00:32:16,905 --> 00:32:20,097 Come on... We can't waste all day just talking! 267 00:32:20,140 --> 00:32:23,952 Get that rope! Get the sail up! Go ahead! 268 00:32:22,910 --> 00:32:25,595 You, the fat one, get on the other side! 269 00:32:25,596 --> 00:32:28,357 Pull! It takes muscle to raise a sail! 270 00:32:28,400 --> 00:32:32,300 The fat one, the other side! All together now! 271 00:32:38,725 --> 00:32:40,553 Pull! 272 00:33:25,940 --> 00:33:27,759 Just in time to eat lunch. 273 00:33:27,802 --> 00:33:32,381 Never mind eating. What happened to my pants? 274 00:33:32,394 --> 00:33:36,739 I put them right there to dry. Can you... 275 00:33:37,191 --> 00:33:40,403 Hey, the boat's moving! 276 00:33:42,719 --> 00:33:44,837 You get... 277 00:33:56,916 --> 00:34:00,714 - Kinda nice, eh, Stanley? - Sure is. 278 00:34:00,715 --> 00:34:04,050 Just like playing hooky from school. 279 00:34:04,093 --> 00:34:07,386 We're all playing hooky more or less. 280 00:34:07,387 --> 00:34:11,832 Giovanni, what are you playing hooky from? 281 00:34:11,844 --> 00:34:16,544 From a world where I'm always being told what to do and how to do it. 282 00:34:16,586 --> 00:34:18,983 We don't blame you. 283 00:34:19,025 --> 00:34:20,622 And you, what are you playing hooky from? 284 00:34:20,664 --> 00:34:21,916 Taxes! 285 00:34:21,959 --> 00:34:25,604 Yeah... We don't like taxes! 286 00:34:26,723 --> 00:34:31,091 Hey, Antoine... What about you? Where is your home? 287 00:34:31,133 --> 00:34:38,277 My home? I don't know? The whole world ought to be man's country. 288 00:34:38,319 --> 00:34:44,603 But for me... Someone seems to have locked all the doors. 289 00:34:45,182 --> 00:34:49,077 I can just see our island now... 290 00:34:49,078 --> 00:34:53,306 Palm trees... Flowers... 291 00:34:53,348 --> 00:34:59,333 The sun to warm us... And the gentle rain. 292 00:35:11,726 --> 00:35:15,561 A storm! Don't you think we'd better get the boat ready? 293 00:35:14,585 --> 00:35:16,692 Yes, it looks like a bad one. 294 00:35:16,693 --> 00:35:20,978 - I never saw one like this before. - Me either! 295 00:35:20,979 --> 00:35:26,462 - We'd better pull down the sail! - I'll go get the life raft! 296 00:36:02,260 --> 00:36:05,978 Pull down the sail! 297 00:39:22,616 --> 00:39:26,984 Help! Help! 298 00:41:00,545 --> 00:41:04,490 Ah, look at that! 299 00:41:05,951 --> 00:41:07,910 An island! 300 00:41:07,953 --> 00:41:11,843 We're on an island! Stanley, we're on an... 301 00:41:24,215 --> 00:41:28,145 We're on an island! Take a peep! 302 00:41:28,744 --> 00:41:30,302 Take a peep! 303 00:41:30,303 --> 00:41:34,452 I'm too popped to peep. 304 00:41:37,040 --> 00:41:43,636 Oh, look... Oh, boy! 305 00:41:44,305 --> 00:41:48,342 An atoll! That's what it is! An atoll! 306 00:41:48,384 --> 00:41:50,381 Come on! 307 00:41:50,393 --> 00:41:55,969 - Easy, easy! - It's alright! It's alright. 308 00:41:55,970 --> 00:41:59,253 Let's go fishing now, eh? Hand me a basket. 309 00:41:59,295 --> 00:42:00,790 Right away! 310 00:42:00,792 --> 00:42:05,417 Quick! A pot, some wood. Build a fire for the bouillabaisse. 311 00:42:05,419 --> 00:42:07,646 Don't forget to put some garlic in it? 312 00:42:07,688 --> 00:42:12,222 Oh, without it, it wouldn't be a real bouillabaisse. 313 00:42:56,850 --> 00:43:02,199 - Well, it don't look so bad. - Still in good condition. 314 00:43:23,832 --> 00:43:27,343 Antoine, what time are you serving dinner? 315 00:43:27,385 --> 00:43:30,631 If you want to eat, you'd better go build a fire. 316 00:43:30,674 --> 00:43:34,105 And you, my boy... Go clean the fish. 317 00:43:35,269 --> 00:43:39,057 You get the paper and I'll get the wood. 318 00:43:44,239 --> 00:43:46,332 - Ollie? - Yeah? 319 00:43:46,333 --> 00:43:50,313 Hold this a minute, will ya? 320 00:44:03,623 --> 00:44:08,041 You know, boys? There seems to be a lot of room for building houses here. 321 00:44:08,084 --> 00:44:10,986 Yeah... It sure is naked around here. 322 00:44:12,562 --> 00:44:14,094 Admiral, what do we do on a deserted island? 323 00:44:14,095 --> 00:44:20,230 Here's a man that was shipwrecked and he did alright. Listen. 324 00:44:20,232 --> 00:44:23,761 Robinson Crusoe was born in the city of York. 325 00:44:23,804 --> 00:44:27,939 His father wanted him to become a lawyer. 326 00:44:27,951 --> 00:44:32,224 But young Crusoe longed to go to sea. 327 00:44:42,618 --> 00:44:48,078 Our modern Robinson Crusoe's have gotten used to their new life. 328 00:44:48,121 --> 00:44:55,090 By using the latest scientific farming methods they have tamed the wild land. 329 00:45:01,289 --> 00:45:07,677 And Mother Nature has supplied them with plenty of fresh water. 330 00:45:09,752 --> 00:45:14,320 Oscar. Oscar! 331 00:45:39,765 --> 00:45:45,414 For the animals as well as for the men this island has become a real paradise. 332 00:45:45,415 --> 00:45:53,069 Yes, but a Garden of Eden without Eve and Adam is bored. 333 00:45:53,112 --> 00:45:58,467 But... But what's this? Where are these skipping stones leading us to? 334 00:45:58,468 --> 00:46:01,584 To Papeete, the capital of Tahiti. 335 00:46:01,585 --> 00:46:07,233 And who do we find? Eve! I beg your pardon... Chérie Lamour. 336 00:46:07,235 --> 00:46:09,706 Today is her big day. 337 00:46:10,132 --> 00:46:15,914 First of all she is taking an audition at the Cockatoo, the smartest night club in town. 338 00:46:15,956 --> 00:46:21,286 And also she is expected at the courthouse for an important occasion. 339 00:46:21,328 --> 00:46:25,869 She's going to marry Lieutenant Jack Frazer. 340 00:46:28,007 --> 00:46:31,876 Miss Lamour, this way, please. 341 00:46:34,509 --> 00:46:37,492 Oh, sweetheart, I'm so pleased. 342 00:46:37,809 --> 00:46:39,622 It hardly looks like it. You're three quarters of an hour late! 343 00:46:39,623 --> 00:46:43,250 You're not going to grumble about three little quarters of an hour? 344 00:46:43,293 --> 00:46:45,563 Marriage is a most important thing. 345 00:46:45,565 --> 00:46:48,925 And I should like before proceeding any further... 346 00:46:48,937 --> 00:46:51,320 - I got my contract. - What contract? 347 00:46:51,363 --> 00:46:54,277 When we're married we're going to share everything in common. 348 00:46:54,319 --> 00:46:56,302 That's not what I'm talking about. 349 00:46:56,344 --> 00:46:59,590 My contract with the Cockatoo! My debut's tomorrow night. 350 00:46:59,592 --> 00:47:02,220 So you'll be able to come and see me before you sail. 351 00:47:02,222 --> 00:47:04,494 Miss Lamour... If you please... 352 00:47:04,495 --> 00:47:08,114 Oh, but I'm listening to you, Your Honour. 353 00:47:08,115 --> 00:47:13,276 Miss Lamour, Lieutenant... Marriage is a most important thing. 354 00:47:13,277 --> 00:47:17,673 - Just a minute. - It's most unusual but if... 355 00:47:16,589 --> 00:47:21,569 Am I to understand that you intend to continue your career after we are married? 356 00:47:21,581 --> 00:47:26,005 But of course, my sweetheart. You never suggested I should give it up. 357 00:47:26,048 --> 00:47:29,457 I never broached the subject because I took it for granted 358 00:47:29,499 --> 00:47:32,916 that you would devote yourself entirely to me. 359 00:47:32,959 --> 00:47:36,575 Nothing would please me more if you were here all the time. 360 00:47:36,618 --> 00:47:40,498 But when you spend ten months out of the year sailing the seas. 361 00:47:40,541 --> 00:47:44,369 What do you expect me to do? Swim behind your little barge? 362 00:47:44,411 --> 00:47:48,844 - Calm yourself, Miss Lamour. - I'm very calm, Your Honour! 363 00:47:48,856 --> 00:47:50,973 But I'm not going to submit to this kind of blackmail! 364 00:47:50,974 --> 00:47:53,895 In that case I'm not going to hang around here. 365 00:47:53,897 --> 00:47:57,646 You think about it, but think fast. 366 00:47:57,647 --> 00:47:59,261 Please, sir... 367 00:47:59,304 --> 00:48:03,091 Let him go away, Your Honour. I won't run after him! Do you hear me? 368 00:48:03,133 --> 00:48:04,973 Miss Lamour... 369 00:48:05,016 --> 00:48:07,377 He'll never see me again. 370 00:48:07,419 --> 00:48:13,467 I don't know what I'll do yet but I’ll see to it he never finds me. 371 00:48:41,870 --> 00:48:44,791 Come here. I want to talk to you. 372 00:48:44,792 --> 00:48:47,573 Where were, you fellas, a while ago? 373 00:48:47,616 --> 00:48:50,684 I was down at the beach getting these fish for dinner. See? 374 00:48:50,686 --> 00:48:53,558 I was working in the garden. 375 00:48:53,559 --> 00:48:56,480 Did you see or hear anything? 376 00:48:56,481 --> 00:48:59,013 - Just the waves. - Why? 377 00:48:59,014 --> 00:49:01,119 I'll tell you why. 378 00:49:01,162 --> 00:49:07,150 Because I was down by the lagoon and I thought I heard the engines of a big boat. 379 00:49:07,193 --> 00:49:11,578 Then it whistled. By the time I climbed up to see... 380 00:49:11,580 --> 00:49:18,106 - There was nothing there. - That's because it had gone. 381 00:49:18,009 --> 00:49:22,376 - What had gone? - The boat. 382 00:49:26,727 --> 00:49:31,809 You mean to tell me that you saw a boat and didn't let us know? 383 00:49:31,852 --> 00:49:37,326 I saw and I waved to it but it didn't wave back, so I... 384 00:49:37,369 --> 00:49:41,969 Get us something to drink before I forget myself. 385 00:49:47,134 --> 00:49:50,584 Pardon me. 386 00:50:03,791 --> 00:50:09,355 - What’s the matter with you? - I think I saw something. 387 00:50:09,672 --> 00:50:15,712 - What are you talking about? - There's a girl in the kitchen. 388 00:50:15,723 --> 00:50:20,231 You are absolutely right. 389 00:50:20,273 --> 00:50:22,151 There she is! 390 00:50:22,152 --> 00:50:25,720 Hello. 391 00:50:36,936 --> 00:50:40,554 - Hello, fellas. - How did you get here? 392 00:50:40,596 --> 00:50:42,473 Well... 393 00:50:42,515 --> 00:50:48,159 - You might say I was dropped by a witch. - Like one that rides on a broom? 394 00:50:48,160 --> 00:50:52,688 I'm sorry for this intrusion, but you'll have to take me as a guest, I'm afraid. 395 00:50:52,689 --> 00:50:55,046 It will be a pleasure. 396 00:50:55,088 --> 00:50:59,020 I knew I should have built a guest house a long time ago. 397 00:50:59,021 --> 00:51:01,899 Oh... There's no place for me to stay? 398 00:51:01,942 --> 00:51:05,238 Don't you worry your pretty little head about that. 399 00:51:05,281 --> 00:51:08,534 Giovanni and Antoine will move in with Stanley and me. 400 00:51:08,535 --> 00:51:11,225 And you can stay right here. 401 00:51:11,268 --> 00:51:12,555 You're very kind. 402 00:51:12,597 --> 00:51:16,171 Come, my little princess, and I shall show you to your boudoir. 403 00:51:16,214 --> 00:51:20,317 You know, I think I'm going to like this place. 404 00:51:20,360 --> 00:51:24,421 It's swell. You don't have to shave or anything. 405 00:51:31,190 --> 00:51:36,019 I left my cases down at the beach with all my things. 406 00:51:36,062 --> 00:51:39,883 Gentlemen, get the lady's luggage and bring it to her chateau. 407 00:51:39,884 --> 00:51:42,610 Thank you. 408 00:51:42,611 --> 00:51:44,522 What's that funny thing up there? 409 00:51:44,523 --> 00:51:48,521 That, my dear, is the wreckage of the good ship Momus. 410 00:51:48,564 --> 00:51:52,521 I shall never forget the day that I found this island. 411 00:51:52,564 --> 00:51:56,150 It was a terrible night, dark as pitch. 412 00:51:56,151 --> 00:51:59,997 It was so pitch, you couldn't see your hand behind your back. 413 00:51:59,999 --> 00:52:02,774 Exactly, Stanley! 414 00:52:02,775 --> 00:52:07,706 Then, all of a sudden I spotted that harbour. 415 00:52:07,718 --> 00:52:11,450 I put her bow into the teeth of the gale, 416 00:52:11,451 --> 00:52:17,190 lashed myself to the wheel and beached her on that pinnacle. 417 00:52:17,191 --> 00:52:20,307 And it's been there ever since. 418 00:52:20,308 --> 00:52:23,943 Well boys, you must have had trouble getting it up so high. 419 00:52:23,944 --> 00:52:25,275 He read it in a book. 420 00:52:25,276 --> 00:52:29,853 Come, my dear. Book... 421 00:52:29,854 --> 00:52:35,124 One, two, three... All there. Thank you. 422 00:53:31,368 --> 00:53:36,612 Stanley, have you forgotten that we have company? 423 00:53:42,423 --> 00:53:47,031 Gentlemen, make yourselves comfortable. 424 00:53:56,207 --> 00:53:59,645 Gentlemen! 425 00:54:31,517 --> 00:54:33,902 Stanley... 426 00:54:33,904 --> 00:54:38,968 - This is my side. - Well, there's no room on my side. 427 00:54:38,969 --> 00:54:43,059 Well, the fair thing to do is to take turns. 428 00:54:43,060 --> 00:54:50,364 While one sits up, the other sleeps and when he wakes up, we change. 429 00:54:50,366 --> 00:54:56,647 Now, that's what I call a sport. Thank you, Ollie. 430 00:54:56,649 --> 00:55:04,976 That's a good idea. I sleep and when you wake up, I sleep again. 431 00:55:04,977 --> 00:55:08,462 Haven't you forgotten something? 432 00:55:10,621 --> 00:55:15,473 Haven't you forgotten something? 433 00:55:15,460 --> 00:55:17,194 Oh... Good night, Ollie. 434 00:55:17,237 --> 00:55:18,880 I'm sorry, Ollie. 435 00:55:18,922 --> 00:55:20,805 Get up and put that candle out. 436 00:55:20,806 --> 00:55:26,367 - But you said I could... - Go ahead, selfish. 437 00:55:42,284 --> 00:55:44,366 Ollie. 438 00:55:45,596 --> 00:55:47,549 Ollie. 439 00:55:49,005 --> 00:55:51,481 Ollie. 440 00:55:51,954 --> 00:55:56,936 - Are you awake yet? - No! 441 00:56:33,034 --> 00:56:36,063 Pardon me. 442 00:58:12,662 --> 00:58:17,023 - What is that thing? - Look out! 443 00:58:33,723 --> 00:58:37,418 Open the window and we'll drive him out. 444 00:59:10,908 --> 00:59:16,849 This morning I'm going to prepare a magnificent seagull egg omelette with fine herbs. 445 00:59:16,850 --> 00:59:18,505 Omelette... Bah! 446 00:59:18,506 --> 00:59:23,278 Today I'm going to draw the plans for a splendid villa with a big roman bath. 447 00:59:23,279 --> 00:59:24,983 What are you going to do, Ollie? 448 00:59:24,984 --> 00:59:30,876 I'm going to give you, fellas, a piece of my mind. Chérie's a nice girl, isn't she? 449 00:59:30,877 --> 00:59:32,559 - Exquisite! - Charming! 450 00:59:32,560 --> 00:59:34,015 Pretty too! 451 00:59:34,058 --> 00:59:35,503 And we're all friends, aren't we? 452 00:59:35,504 --> 00:59:37,451 - Of course. - Naturally. 453 00:59:37,452 --> 00:59:42,029 Well, I make a motion that we never let a woman come between us. Agreed? 454 00:59:42,030 --> 00:59:44,075 - Of course. - I agree. 455 00:59:44,076 --> 00:59:50,639 Now, let's get dressed. 456 00:59:50,651 --> 00:59:55,666 - Say, Ollie, where's the sandpaper? - Sandpaper? 457 00:59:55,668 --> 00:59:59,084 - In that locker. - Thank you. 458 01:00:17,292 --> 01:00:20,554 Pardon me. 459 01:00:20,555 --> 01:00:23,770 Thank you. 460 01:00:23,185 --> 01:00:26,253 Pardon me. 461 01:00:26,254 --> 01:00:29,299 Thank you. 462 01:00:33,803 --> 01:00:36,768 Pardon me. 463 01:00:40,816 --> 01:00:43,202 Thanks a lot. 464 01:00:43,203 --> 01:00:45,347 Pardon me. 465 01:00:49,534 --> 01:00:52,084 Thank you. 466 01:00:53,723 --> 01:00:57,282 Pardon me. 467 01:01:42,671 --> 01:01:44,240 Hey! 468 01:01:47,346 --> 01:01:50,162 Look! 469 01:02:02,103 --> 01:02:04,400 Hello. 470 01:02:07,510 --> 01:02:09,213 What's the matter? 471 01:02:09,214 --> 01:02:13,237 The cat got your tongues? 472 01:02:14,085 --> 01:02:19,061 How nice you look this morning. 473 01:02:19,393 --> 01:02:23,426 Come on, come on... I want you to sit down. 474 01:02:26,991 --> 01:02:30,839 I'll have the food on the table in two seconds. 475 01:02:48,178 --> 01:02:52,062 - Look! She's done clean plates! - Even a table cloth! 476 01:02:52,074 --> 01:02:57,548 - And clean napkins! - She even swept the floor. 477 01:03:15,111 --> 01:03:18,324 Does this belong to anybody? 478 01:03:18,325 --> 01:03:21,260 - Never saw that guy before. - Nobody I know. 479 01:03:21,261 --> 01:03:24,243 No. 480 01:03:27,725 --> 01:03:30,403 It's mine. 481 01:03:30,404 --> 01:03:33,423 It's a friend. 482 01:03:33,424 --> 01:03:38,120 It's just someone I knew once. 483 01:03:52,224 --> 01:03:55,339 I have a little surprise which I hope you're going to like. 484 01:03:55,341 --> 01:03:58,719 - What? Another one? - What is it? 485 01:03:58,721 --> 01:04:02,982 A bouillabaisse! 486 01:04:02,983 --> 01:04:07,759 Tell me... Was your boyfriend fond of bouillabaisse? 487 01:04:07,760 --> 01:04:11,560 Oh, he loved it. 488 01:05:10,248 --> 01:05:17,363 Is this the warehouse you've been building? As warehouses go, it's a funny warehouse. 489 01:05:22,375 --> 01:05:25,705 This is no warehouse! 490 01:05:48,724 --> 01:05:52,181 It's for you. 491 01:05:52,182 --> 01:05:56,272 - For me? - Yes, for you. It sure is easy to fool you. 492 01:05:56,273 --> 01:05:59,730 Did you really think we were building a refrigerator? 493 01:05:59,731 --> 01:06:07,162 We were afraid you'd find out, so we put on all the decorations last night. 494 01:06:33,532 --> 01:06:36,548 Come on in. 495 01:07:14,346 --> 01:07:16,836 It's just lovely. 496 01:07:21,116 --> 01:07:26,180 You've all been such wonderful friends. This is the first real home I've ever had. 497 01:07:26,181 --> 01:07:30,859 I'm so happy I could... 498 01:07:31,392 --> 01:07:38,586 You're not content just to be a singer. You've also got to be the comedian. 499 01:07:44,445 --> 01:07:50,832 What are you playing now? Snow white and the seven dwarves? 500 01:07:52,822 --> 01:07:58,279 That's the fella in the picture that she carries around with her. 501 01:07:58,326 --> 01:08:02,902 Alright! You've tracked me down! Now what? 502 01:08:02,904 --> 01:08:05,484 You're wrong, baby. I never tried tracking you down. 503 01:08:05,485 --> 01:08:10,354 Our old friend, Dolan, reported seeing an uncharted island. 504 01:08:10,355 --> 01:08:15,030 My business here is to chart it. My men are out there working at it now. 505 01:08:15,031 --> 01:08:21,705 I suppose I should have my head examined but I'm going to give you one more chance. 506 01:08:22,531 --> 01:08:28,465 Go and pack you're things and be down at the beach in 15 minutes. 507 01:08:28,668 --> 01:08:33,683 - What for? - I suppose you want to be rescued, don't you? 508 01:08:33,685 --> 01:08:36,775 Not by you! 509 01:08:39,578 --> 01:08:41,330 Lieutenant! Come right away! We've found something! 510 01:08:41,331 --> 01:08:44,635 OK. I'll be right with you. 511 01:08:45,909 --> 01:08:50,753 This is your last chance. Are you coming? 512 01:08:51,169 --> 01:08:53,830 No! 513 01:09:02,566 --> 01:09:09,368 We'd better keep an eye on that guy. He looks like a man who would steal our island. 514 01:09:26,042 --> 01:09:30,424 It's uranium! The place is loaded with it. 515 01:09:30,425 --> 01:09:32,965 Uranium? 516 01:09:36,951 --> 01:09:40,955 Which one of you, fellas, happened to land first on this island? 517 01:09:40,997 --> 01:09:42,746 Let me handle this, fellas. 518 01:09:42,747 --> 01:09:44,024 Why do you ask that? 519 01:09:44,026 --> 01:09:47,665 Because it will determine which nation owns the island. 520 01:09:47,666 --> 01:09:49,932 We all own it. 521 01:09:49,975 --> 01:09:52,487 Of course, of course... You own the island. 522 01:09:52,488 --> 01:09:58,624 You're the real proprietors but some country has got to claim sovereignty. 523 01:09:58,625 --> 01:10:02,782 International law specifies that an island belongs to the country 524 01:10:02,783 --> 01:10:05,491 whose citizen was first to set foot on it. 525 01:10:05,492 --> 01:10:09,777 - So some country can take our island? - That's right. 526 01:10:09,778 --> 01:10:12,309 And if that country has immigration laws? 527 01:10:12,311 --> 01:10:16,547 - You'll have to abide by those laws. - Even income tax laws? 528 01:10:16,548 --> 01:10:21,534 Income tax laws, inheritance taxes and sales taxes. 529 01:10:21,577 --> 01:10:25,216 You know what they are trying to do? They're trying to take our geraniums. 530 01:10:25,217 --> 01:10:32,170 - That's it, exactly! - Pardon us for just one moment! 531 01:10:43,189 --> 01:10:48,350 Let's tell him that we all landed on the island at the same time. 532 01:10:48,352 --> 01:10:52,977 We can't tell a lie. Antoine was the first to land. 533 01:10:52,979 --> 01:10:57,215 - It was a terrible night and... - Alright, alright. 534 01:11:05,203 --> 01:11:09,585 Here's how it is. I was the first man to set foot on this island. 535 01:11:09,587 --> 01:11:12,264 - OK. What's your name? - Antoine. 536 01:11:12,265 --> 01:11:17,367 - Antoine what? - Antoine Master of Cooking. 537 01:11:17,379 --> 01:11:20,154 - Nationality? - I haven't any! 538 01:11:20,155 --> 01:11:27,314 You see, he is what as known as a stateless man. Or in other words a misplaced person. 539 01:11:27,315 --> 01:11:31,502 You see, he's lost and he can't find himself. 540 01:11:31,504 --> 01:11:33,516 Listen, you've got to have a nationality. 541 01:11:33,559 --> 01:11:37,590 I explained that in every port where I wanted to land. 542 01:11:37,592 --> 01:11:40,269 But no country wanted to have me. 543 01:11:40,270 --> 01:11:44,409 Every country now will want to have you! 544 01:11:44,410 --> 01:11:48,386 I'll go and radio the authorities and dump it in somebody's lap. 545 01:11:48,428 --> 01:11:50,205 So long, gentlemen. 546 01:11:50,206 --> 01:11:54,183 - Bye, bye... - So long, Lieutenant. 547 01:12:05,255 --> 01:12:08,889 Every hour, on the hour this station is giving you up to the minute reports... 548 01:12:08,931 --> 01:12:12,355 - about difficults... - of the great states... 549 01:12:12,357 --> 01:12:14,352 in the metter of... 550 01:12:14,395 --> 01:12:15,969 the recent discovery in the Pacific... 551 01:12:15,970 --> 01:12:22,349 of an island that will be known hence forth as Atoll H. 552 01:12:22,351 --> 01:12:27,171 I beg your pardon. As Atoll K. 553 01:12:27,172 --> 01:12:30,191 After a fortnight of conferences... 554 01:12:30,192 --> 01:12:33,018 The great powers in a joint statement issued today, 555 01:12:33,019 --> 01:12:36,279 announced the appointment of an international commission... 556 01:12:36,280 --> 01:12:40,036 to decide which nation will be awarded sovereignty rights... 557 01:12:40,079 --> 01:12:45,037 over the island that emerged from the ocean only a short time a go 558 01:12:45,080 --> 01:12:47,779 and will be known as Atoll K. 559 01:12:47,822 --> 01:12:51,236 This statement was welcomed with relief in the world capitals. 560 01:12:51,278 --> 01:12:54,089 Now it has become only a question of time 561 01:12:54,090 --> 01:12:57,757 before some government raises it's flag over Atoll K. 562 01:12:57,759 --> 01:13:00,777 Some government's flag, they say. 563 01:13:01,850 --> 01:13:03,560 Do you hear that? 564 01:13:03,603 --> 01:13:07,211 Well... Why don't we make a government of our own? 565 01:13:07,253 --> 01:13:12,443 Chérie's right! 566 01:13:13,295 --> 01:13:18,936 I'll write a constitution like has never been written before. 567 01:13:20,705 --> 01:13:22,744 Sharpen this! 568 01:13:35,845 --> 01:13:41,640 This will have to be a short constitution. 569 01:13:41,641 --> 01:13:43,978 Now... 570 01:13:43,979 --> 01:13:46,315 We... 571 01:13:46,317 --> 01:13:51,916 the people of... 572 01:13:51,918 --> 01:13:54,745 Of? 573 01:13:56,203 --> 01:13:59,161 Crusoeland... 574 01:14:02,243 --> 01:14:08,378 In order to save our island, 575 01:14:08,421 --> 01:14:14,515 do hereby form a government. 576 01:14:15,031 --> 01:14:17,033 Now, what kind of government do we want? 577 01:14:17,034 --> 01:14:19,434 Very little government would be good, I think. 578 01:14:19,435 --> 01:14:22,795 - Without too many laws. - And no passports. 579 01:14:22,796 --> 01:14:25,327 No passports. 580 01:14:25,329 --> 01:14:29,846 - And no prisons. - No prisons. 581 01:14:33,657 --> 01:14:37,649 What? 582 01:14:37,651 --> 01:14:42,569 - No taxes. - No taxes. 583 01:14:42,570 --> 01:14:45,442 This is getting to be a perfect government. 584 01:14:45,443 --> 01:14:50,946 And I will add... No laws and no money. 585 01:14:50,947 --> 01:14:53,527 And that's all we have room for. 586 01:14:53,528 --> 01:14:59,177 Now, the next thing is to hold an election. I vote for myself as President. 587 01:14:59,178 --> 01:15:03,901 - And Stanley seconds the motion. - But I'm the discoverer of our island! 588 01:15:03,902 --> 01:15:07,213 I vote for me! You vote for me too, don't you? 589 01:15:07,214 --> 01:15:11,353 No, no. Giovanni, votes only for Giovanni! 590 01:15:11,354 --> 01:15:15,062 Electioneering is over! 591 01:15:19,341 --> 01:15:21,191 Chérie. 592 01:15:21,192 --> 01:15:24,065 Count the votes. 593 01:15:24,066 --> 01:15:30,104 One vote for Giovanni. One vote for Antoine. 594 01:15:30,105 --> 01:15:35,705 One, two, three... Three votes for Oliver Crusoe. 595 01:15:35,706 --> 01:15:40,942 The President is elected by a comfortable majority. 596 01:15:45,057 --> 01:15:50,365 As President of Crusoeland, I will now choose my cabinet. 597 01:15:50,366 --> 01:15:57,573 - Chérie, you are my Vice President. - Thank you, Mr. President. 598 01:15:57,574 --> 01:16:01,421 Antoine, you are my foreign minister. 599 01:16:01,422 --> 01:16:04,722 I am very proud. 600 01:16:04,734 --> 01:16:08,580 Giovanni, you are the minister of construction. 601 01:16:08,623 --> 01:16:12,087 You couldn't have made a better choice. 602 01:16:12,088 --> 01:16:15,120 Well, that's that! 603 01:16:18,420 --> 01:16:24,360 - What about me? - Stanley, you are the people! 604 01:16:24,361 --> 01:16:27,185 I don't want to be the people. 605 01:16:27,186 --> 01:16:30,062 What do you mean, you don't want to be the people? 606 01:16:30,105 --> 01:16:32,932 There are more of you than there are of us! 607 01:16:32,933 --> 01:16:36,390 - You mean, there's a lot of me? - Certainly! 608 01:16:36,391 --> 01:16:40,725 Oh, well! Why didn't you tell me? I didn't know. 609 01:16:40,726 --> 01:16:45,206 Mr. President, but now we will have to have a flag. 610 01:16:45,207 --> 01:16:49,886 Giovanni's right. We can't have a government without a flag. 611 01:16:51,538 --> 01:16:56,408 - Can't we use this as a flag? - That will be perfect! 612 01:16:56,409 --> 01:17:04,089 - Yes, but we will need an emblem. - Wait a second. I have an idea. 613 01:17:55,049 --> 01:17:59,622 It's impossible to keep this house clean. 614 01:18:00,650 --> 01:18:04,048 Look at that. Terrible. 615 01:18:09,806 --> 01:18:13,076 See? The dust did that. 616 01:18:46,529 --> 01:18:49,206 - Stan, Ollie! - What happened? 617 01:18:49,208 --> 01:18:51,363 Looks like we're being invaded. 618 01:18:51,405 --> 01:18:55,420 What happened? Take a look at the beach. 619 01:19:09,907 --> 01:19:15,589 Under the principle of self determination, the constitution proposed by the government, 620 01:19:15,632 --> 01:19:19,403 has been ratified by unanimous vote. 621 01:19:19,404 --> 01:19:27,102 We have no alternative but to recognise this new sovereign state, the Crusoeland. 622 01:20:27,005 --> 01:20:28,934 Pardon me. 623 01:20:36,357 --> 01:20:41,226 - Waiter, waiter! - Antoine, more bouillabaisse. 624 01:20:41,227 --> 01:20:45,714 - Poor Antoine. - Poor Antoine's right. 625 01:20:50,335 --> 01:20:54,035 - What are you having? - You! 626 01:20:54,036 --> 01:20:57,103 Let me go. You can't do that. 627 01:20:57,105 --> 01:20:59,149 They said it's a free country here. 628 01:20:59,150 --> 01:21:04,637 As President of this island I demand that you desist. 629 01:21:15,271 --> 01:21:18,702 Do that again! 630 01:21:21,846 --> 01:21:24,783 You keep out of this, nitwit! 631 01:21:24,826 --> 01:21:27,300 I'll have you thrown off of this island for that! 632 01:21:27,301 --> 01:21:29,794 Yes. We'll have you imported! 633 01:21:29,795 --> 01:21:34,608 If I were you, my fine friends, I wouldn't be too sure. 634 01:21:35,435 --> 01:21:38,811 See you later. 635 01:21:39,039 --> 01:21:40,645 Gentlemen. 636 01:21:40,646 --> 01:21:45,650 I'll have him thrown off this island if it's the last thing I do. 637 01:21:45,663 --> 01:21:47,512 - That's not possible. - Why not? 638 01:21:47,513 --> 01:21:51,738 - Because we have no such laws. - Yes. That would be pretty difficult. 639 01:21:51,751 --> 01:21:54,110 We'd be forced to change the constitution. 640 01:21:54,153 --> 01:21:58,735 If you want my advice Mr. President, call a meeting of the cabinet. 641 01:21:58,777 --> 01:22:00,760 That's a good idea. Come on. 642 01:22:00,761 --> 01:22:04,887 We'll attend to that right now! 643 01:22:05,631 --> 01:22:10,311 Enjoy yourself, folks. We'll be right back. 644 01:22:36,510 --> 01:22:38,700 It sure is quiet out there. 645 01:22:38,701 --> 01:22:43,578 That's because I showed a firm hand with our proclamation. 646 01:22:59,985 --> 01:23:05,951 Now I'll make a tour round the island and test the public's reaction. 647 01:23:06,560 --> 01:23:10,206 You don't have to. They're coming to visit you. 648 01:23:10,248 --> 01:23:13,186 They're coming to apologise. 649 01:23:13,768 --> 01:23:17,847 I knew that would bring them to their senses. 650 01:23:23,461 --> 01:23:27,943 - Who wrote that? - He did! 651 01:23:31,497 --> 01:23:35,197 - I now put you under arrest! - But he's the President. 652 01:23:35,198 --> 01:23:38,302 He certainly is. 653 01:23:40,799 --> 01:23:47,958 - Why don't you hang him? - You have just given me an excellent idea. 654 01:23:47,959 --> 01:23:54,484 You will confess everything and then you will be hanged like gentlemen, at sunrise. 655 01:23:54,485 --> 01:23:57,147 Thank you very much. 656 01:24:00,719 --> 01:24:06,222 - What'd he say? - Why don't you keep your big mouth shut? 657 01:24:06,223 --> 01:24:10,361 - Are you going to hang her too? - Of course not. 658 01:24:10,363 --> 01:24:16,401 - What can I say, but thank you. - I can't believe my ears. 659 01:24:16,402 --> 01:24:21,174 Well, if you can't believe those ears, you can't believe anything. 660 01:24:21,175 --> 01:24:23,700 Put some guards around the house. 661 01:24:23,701 --> 01:24:28,148 I'll immediately go and start a crew building a gallows. 662 01:24:28,191 --> 01:24:34,080 Oh, by the way... Now that I'm going to be President, I'll need that outfit. 663 01:24:34,082 --> 01:24:39,735 - Will you accompany me, my dear? - But of course. 664 01:24:48,352 --> 01:24:53,096 - I still can't believe my... - Oh, shut up! 665 01:25:08,808 --> 01:25:12,738 See if the guards are still out there. 666 01:25:28,387 --> 01:25:31,533 He missed me! 667 01:25:43,095 --> 01:25:45,481 Attention! Attention! 668 01:25:45,482 --> 01:25:51,812 Commander in chief, geographic station Tahiti. calling Lieutenant Frazer. 669 01:25:51,813 --> 01:25:57,462 Report your position. 8:30 AM, wavelength 15 metres... Over. 670 01:25:57,463 --> 01:26:01,309 Lucky I was hired to come here as a radio operator. 671 01:26:01,311 --> 01:26:03,780 Without Alecto I'd be sunk. 672 01:26:03,781 --> 01:26:08,794 That reminds me. He was just looking for you, Alecto. 673 01:26:08,811 --> 01:26:13,684 - Where is he? - Oh, over there. 674 01:26:18,747 --> 01:26:25,174 Hello. Lieutenant Frazer. Lieutenant Frazer! 675 01:26:25,176 --> 01:26:28,598 Lieutenant... For you. 676 01:26:31,653 --> 01:26:33,217 Sounds like a dame. 677 01:26:33,218 --> 01:26:36,425 Lieutenant Frazer. Lieutenant Frazer! 678 01:26:36,426 --> 01:26:41,528 Hello, snow white. Don't tell me the dwarves are annoying you. 679 01:26:41,540 --> 01:26:43,990 Hello, Jack. Listen to me. You've got to come straight away. 680 01:26:44,033 --> 01:26:47,720 They've started a revolution... They're building a gallows... 681 01:26:47,762 --> 01:26:51,407 They're going to hang everyone. I need you! Do you hear me? 682 01:26:51,768 --> 01:26:55,550 Change your course, 20 points to starboard. 683 01:27:13,734 --> 01:27:17,885 One, two, three, four... Let's go! 684 01:29:00,493 --> 01:29:04,475 - Get away! Quick! - Is this another one of your tricks? 685 01:29:04,487 --> 01:29:07,640 - What do you mean, tricks? - Sure, she's full of them. 686 01:29:07,653 --> 01:29:11,256 - We go outside and the guards shoot us. - You're wrong! 687 01:29:11,257 --> 01:29:17,272 I just got rid of the guards outside. I put a stone in my purse. 688 01:29:18,319 --> 01:29:23,334 I went with Alecto only because one of us had to remain free to save the others. 689 01:29:23,335 --> 01:29:27,090 - What are we waiting for? - Come on! 690 01:29:27,767 --> 01:29:31,809 - No. I'm staying here. - But we can't leave you here! 691 01:29:31,810 --> 01:29:34,390 I've got to stay here and send them in the other direction. 692 01:29:34,391 --> 01:29:39,715 - Thank you very much, miss. - Now hurry up! Hurry up! 693 01:30:10,043 --> 01:30:12,471 - How did it happen? - I haven't got time to explain! 694 01:30:12,472 --> 01:30:15,837 You've got to run and try and catch those brutes. 695 01:30:15,838 --> 01:30:19,198 Did you notice which way they went? 696 01:30:19,199 --> 01:30:24,073 - That way! - Follow me! 697 01:30:49,298 --> 01:30:52,939 There they are! 698 01:30:52,981 --> 01:30:55,510 Follow me! 699 01:31:13,650 --> 01:31:17,211 Hurry up! They went this way! 700 01:31:29,187 --> 01:31:33,424 Hey, look at that! 701 01:31:52,078 --> 01:31:55,918 I think we're safe here. 702 01:31:55,961 --> 01:31:59,873 Don't you? 703 01:32:11,803 --> 01:32:16,408 He must have fainted. 704 01:32:30,992 --> 01:32:33,917 What happened? 705 01:32:43,704 --> 01:32:47,015 Chérie! 706 01:32:47,016 --> 01:32:50,819 It's Chérie! 707 01:32:55,637 --> 01:32:58,888 Stan, answer me. Forgive me. 708 01:32:58,930 --> 01:33:03,002 I didn't know it was you. Please, look at me. 709 01:33:04,160 --> 01:33:07,963 - How did you catch them? - But I... 710 01:33:09,810 --> 01:33:15,422 The girl is absolutely wonderful. She has a stone in her bag! 711 01:33:16,287 --> 01:33:18,489 Quick! Get them out of here! 712 01:33:18,490 --> 01:33:22,812 We're going to give the signal for the show to begin. 713 01:33:22,814 --> 01:33:28,121 As a token of thanks for your help, without which I would never have succeeded, 714 01:33:28,122 --> 01:33:36,621 I am giving you the honour of pulling the lever that will drop these traitors into eternity. 715 01:33:49,503 --> 01:33:54,324 Alecto! Alecto! This girl is in cahoots with the traitors! 716 01:33:54,325 --> 01:33:58,068 - Look where he's standing. - What are you talking about? 717 01:33:58,069 --> 01:34:02,746 She overpowered us and let them escape! 718 01:35:26,814 --> 01:35:29,621 I don't get it. I've just been checking. 719 01:35:29,622 --> 01:35:33,480 We're exactly on the position where the island stood. 720 01:35:43,617 --> 01:35:46,831 - Oh, no! - What do you mean, no? 721 01:35:46,832 --> 01:35:49,948 - I don't want to be rescued by him! - Why not? 722 01:35:49,949 --> 01:35:52,334 He was too long getting here! 723 01:35:52,335 --> 01:35:55,928 This world of ours is definitely no fair place 724 01:35:55,930 --> 01:35:58,909 but people go on living just the same. 725 01:35:58,910 --> 01:36:02,026 Chérie Lamour is finally marrying her Lieutenant 726 01:36:02,027 --> 01:36:07,384 And they look forward to many years of happily married life. 727 01:36:07,385 --> 01:36:11,455 Do you take for your wedded wife Miss Chérie Lamour? 728 01:36:11,498 --> 01:36:13,569 OK, OK! 729 01:36:13,570 --> 01:36:17,942 - I now pronounce you man and wife. - You jilted me. 730 01:36:17,954 --> 01:36:18,829 I jilted you, you say? 731 01:36:18,830 --> 01:36:22,402 Giovanni has gone back to his native Italy. 732 01:36:22,403 --> 01:36:28,326 Instead of building marble palaces, he'll go on forever building fences. 733 01:36:28,328 --> 01:36:32,271 Antoine has been brought back to the boat from which he ran away. 734 01:36:32,273 --> 01:36:39,090 Still anxious to give up this life of wandering, he tries once more his usual means of escape. 735 01:36:39,091 --> 01:36:45,914 But this time he's gotten into the wrong sort of cage. 736 01:36:53,849 --> 01:36:55,796 As for our two heroes, 737 01:36:55,797 --> 01:37:00,666 after all their mishaps, they've finally gotten their inheritance. 738 01:37:00,667 --> 01:37:07,679 Their own south sea island and there far away from all the cares of the world, 739 01:37:07,681 --> 01:37:12,734 they settle down to a well earned rest. 740 01:37:12,746 --> 01:37:18,102 That was sure was nice of Frazer and Chérie to land us here on our own real island. 741 01:37:18,103 --> 01:37:22,047 Give us all this food and everything... 742 01:37:22,048 --> 01:37:26,187 - Just like a fresh start in life. - It certainly is. 743 01:37:26,188 --> 01:37:31,028 And they're going to send us new supplies every six months. 744 01:37:31,029 --> 01:37:34,174 At last, all of our troubles are over. 745 01:37:34,176 --> 01:37:40,555 Yes, sir. Nothing to do from now on but eat and sleep. 746 01:37:40,556 --> 01:37:46,230 And nobody to tell us what to do. 747 01:37:47,618 --> 01:37:51,416 - What are you doing here? - What are we doing here? 748 01:37:51,417 --> 01:37:54,046 This is our island! 749 01:37:54,047 --> 01:37:55,409 There must be some mistake. 750 01:37:55,411 --> 01:38:01,168 This island has been taken over by the government for insufficient payment of inheritance taxes. 751 01:38:01,210 --> 01:38:04,625 Moreover, you've also been fined for the delay. 752 01:38:04,668 --> 01:38:08,042 It's my duty to seize your supplies and food. 753 01:38:08,085 --> 01:38:10,714 Take it away! 754 01:38:18,983 --> 01:38:23,999 Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into! 755 01:38:24,000 --> 01:38:29,209 Well, I couldn't help it. You're always blaming me for everything... 61932

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