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Is outer space still called
"outer space" if you're in it?
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You little slut!
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I should have had
you fixed the day you were born.
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You're gonna get rid of it
or else.
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Shove it, Pop!
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Don't tell me to shove it,
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or I'll put my size 24 boot
up your ass.
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How could you have
done this to me?
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You... you harlot!
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Okay okay, cool it, you two.
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We've been getting complaints
from all over this zone.
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Relax, Commander.
My husband's just trying to bond
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- with his daughter.
- You can keep your trap shut.
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I blame you for all of this.
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Your daughter can't help
being a tramp.
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It runs in your family.
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All right,
what's this all about?
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It seems our daughter's gone
and got herself pregnant.
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You don't know
the worst of it.
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That dirty purple... Chode
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is responsible.
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When I get my hands
on him...
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When did this alleged act
of penetration take place?
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A couple of months ago
at Chode's birthday party.
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I don't wanna hear any more.
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She got drunk and did it
with him in a washroom stall.
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When I think
of that disgusting pile
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of excrement with my little girl...
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And now she refuses
to terminate the bastard.
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If you don't mind me saying, Bernice,
you're taking this pretty well.
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That's because unlike
my loser husband,
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I've taken steps
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to ensure the vile act
of copulation
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never takes place.
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What? What do you mean?
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Remember that combat android
you constructed last year?
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The Arnie 1000.
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Sure I do.
The first time I program it
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to fight the Gleopadians,
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some grunt lobs
a grenade at it,
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and destroys it.
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News bulletin, bonehead:
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- It wasn't destroyed.
- Where is it?
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Right now it's traveling back
in time two months.
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I hope you didn't use
a Federation time displacer.
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- That's not allowed.
- So's doing my daughter.
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Babette refuses to terminate
Chode's spawn,
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so I've programmed it
to terminate Chode
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before he does her.
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Bernice, that was sneaky,
underhanded,
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coldblooded and vicious.
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I knew there was some reason
I married you.
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Cut the...!
You married me for my kronigs.
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Aw...
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¤ In Dublin's fair city,
there's a girl... ¤
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¤ Molly Malone ¤
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¤ As she wheeled
her wheelbarrow ¤
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¤ Through streets
broad and narrow ¤
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¤ Crying... ¤
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¤ Cockles and mussels,
alive, alive oh. ¤
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So I said to him,
"Dr. Richard Turner is so formal.
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Do you mind
if I call you... "
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D- Dick!
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Give me your clothes!
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You forgot
to say please, sweetie.
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Okay, girls,
time to close up.
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If you think I'm staying open
all night again, you're...
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nuts.
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I said give me your clothes.
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Hey, girlfriend,
we don't want any trouble.
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Get going
while the getting's good.
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How would you
like a wedgie?
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Sounds like
my old gym teacher.
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Whoa!
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Ooh!
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I'm looking for Chode.
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You just missed him.
He was here asking
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about renting the place.
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The homophobic little bastard
took off
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when he realized
it was a gay bar.
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If I ever see you again,
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I'll scratch your eyes out,
you bitch!
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What are you looking at?
You better not be having
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one of your oral fantasies.
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I'm merely trying to understand
how you can eat that garbage.
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I hear it contains rat parts.
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Hey, Chef Gay-ardee,
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on this planet, baseball fans
eat millions of hot dogs every week,
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and that's good enough for me.
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Besides, they say rat parts
make you smart.
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Then please explain why
Pittsburgh Pirates fans keep showing up.
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Yeah, or how come
you couldn't figure out
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La Cage aux Poofter
was a gay bar?
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I told you. I thought "poofter" was
foreign for snatcherooski.
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I don't know why
you didn't rent that place.
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It looked perfectly fine to me.
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Excuse me if I don't go
into why I'm not surprised.
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I'll just repeat:
No birthday bash of mine
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is gonna be held
in a gay bar.
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Oh, get off your soapbox.
It's not even your birthday.
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Yeah, but my guests
don't know that.
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They also don't know they'll
have to cough up for parking,
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admission, exorbitant prices
for the booze,
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and, oh, did I mention
my little credit-card scam on the side?
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Ooh, baby,
I'm gonna be rolling in dough.
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What makes you think
they'll even show up?
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Because I come up
with a hook.
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Hey, check that place out.
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I don't know, Uncle Chode.
That looks a little gay too.
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Yeah, then why don't you drop your pants
and stick your ass through the door?
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If you haven't squealed
in 30 seconds, the joint's straight.
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Okay, let's go. The sooner
we get this over with the better.
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Relax.
We got all night.
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Yeah?
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Then why are you calling?
Something wrong on the ship?
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No, I just miss you, that's all,
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you hunka hunka
burning testosterone.
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- Where are you?
- Have you been sniffing
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- the ship's fumes?
- Don't be a silly billy.
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I'm just feeling a little horny.
Thought you might like
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to know what I have in store
for you when you get back.
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Oh, yeah?
Ooh, that thing with your tongue.
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What, you're gonna put
your index finger where?
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How wonderful.
His mother never forgets to call.
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Hey, Six, I'm gonna be back
as soon as I can.
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I just gotta check out
this High Hair Nite Club and...
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Move it, you two.
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We haven't got all night.
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Hey, Pop, did you hear
what that finoik said?
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Yeah, the streets ain't safe
for decent people no more.
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Okay, it's a deal, Gloria.
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I'll pay you 10% of the take
next Saturday night
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in exchange for the room
and your bartending services.
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Yeah.
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No guessing why this place is
called the High Hair Nite Club.
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What's that supposed
to mean?
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Nothing.
What a loser!
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Her head looks like
an explosion in a mattress factory.
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I like it. Her do is reminiscent
of Flock of Seagulls.
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Yeah, and a flock of seagulls
could nest in it.
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Gus, you're in charge
of designing the party invitations.
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Include a drawing
for five-meter-surround-sound-
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3D-flat-screen-TV door prize,
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AKA the hook.
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Whip, you email the invites
to everybody we know,
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except that clown Bobo.
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I've had it with that bastard.
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Jeez, that was painful!
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I warned you about that hot dog,
but would you listen?
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Uh-oh!
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¤ The itsy-bitsy spider ¤
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¤ Climbed up the waterspout... ¤
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¤ And washed the spider out ¤
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¤ Itsy-bitsy ¤
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¤ Spider ¤
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¤ Walked up his crotch again. ¤
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"You went down for me.
I'll go down for you.
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Phone 555... "
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Where's that pencil?
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Damn faulty toilet.
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Jesus Christ, what a dump.
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...then wiggle your bum like you're
pulling up a pair of underpants.
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Like this?
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Hey, the light bulb
in the can just blew,
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and your crapper exploded.
I'll need 'em fixed for the party.
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Cool it, you two.
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The "So You Think You Can Dance"
tryouts aren't till next week.
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Hey, Six, mission accomplished.
Get us out of here.
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I'm sorry, sir, I didn't...
aw, Jeez.
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You'll be beaming
to Fabulous Heaven, no doubt.
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Fabulous Heaven?
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The all-fruit gay planet.
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No, transport me
to Jupiter 42.
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Jupiter 42, that's a private ship.
You got permission?
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- Permission?
- I ain't allowed to transport anybody
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to a private address
unless they've got written permission.
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Sorry, Shirley.
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I'll be back.
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I didn't know docking with a mothership
was considered incest, Your Honor.
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I'm coming.
I'm coming!
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Oh, that was wonderful,
Chode.
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The best ever.
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Yeah, well, I really prepared
myself for tonight's session.
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You must be looking for Gus.
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He's the second door down
on the left. Hey!
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You must be looking
for Gus.
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He's down the hall
on the right.
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Hey!
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Push me around, will you?
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You... clown!
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Chode, that clown looks insane.
Let's get out of...
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Run! Run, there's a psycho
trying to kill us.
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Us or you?
Could you be more specific?
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I need my beauty rest.
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Let me through.
I've got more to live for.
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I haven't even had
oral sex yet!
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T'nuk, as your captain,
I order you to the back.
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There's no way he can shoot me
if your fat ass is in the way.
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Since you asked so nicely,
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get out of my way!
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Hold your fire!
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Does anyone hear anything?
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Chode!
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Chode, let's use the shuttle
to get out of...
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- Beam me back down.
- No parlez Anglais, monsieur.
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- Beamez moi en board.
- Merde!
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I think we've given it
the slip, Uncle Chode.
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I hope so.
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Sitting under a bridge
in a mud puddle
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at the crack of dawn
isn't my idea
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of a good time.
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Speaking of the crack of dawn,
what's with the thong?
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Not that I disapprove.
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What the hell
were you doing on my ship?
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I beamed myself aboard.
The dude at the transporter boutique
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wasn't in much shape
to do it himself.
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I don't get it.
Who's that crazy clown
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and why's he trying
to kill Uncle Chode?
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You're not going to believe me
if I tell you.
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Come on, kid.
Give us some credit.
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- We've all got open minds.
- It's from the future.
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You lying little...
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Two months from now
my folks will be in bed talking
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and I'll be listening by the door.
My dad had just...
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Do you always listen
to your parents
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when they're in bed,
you little pervert?
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Well, I... hey, do you wanna hear
my story or not?
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Yeah, button your piehole, T'nuk.
Let the kid speak.
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Like I said,
my dad had just...
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Were they talking dirty?
You know, using words
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like cornhole, ream, suck?
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Listen up, my dad had just returned
from Bobo's ship.
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There'd been this big bust up
over Babette being pregnant.
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I've always fantasized
about doing Babette.
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Who's the lucky guy?
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- You are.
- Huh?
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Seems you give her one in the washroom
at your upcoming birthday party.
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Bernice has sent that android
back to kill you
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before you get the chance.
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And you've transported back
to warn Chode.
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You gotta help me.
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You have to get Bernice
to call that thing off. I'm begging you.
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If you promise not
to screw Babette,
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00:14:29,501 --> 00:14:31,526
I'll return to the future
and tell Bernice.
246
00:14:31,570 --> 00:14:33,936
I'm sure she'll deprogram it.
247
00:14:33,973 --> 00:14:36,737
- I promise.
- Okay, wish me luck.
248
00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:42,507
Wait, I hadn't finished.
I promise to stick it to Babette
249
00:14:42,548 --> 00:14:44,482
- until her eyeballs pop.
- Huh?
250
00:14:44,516 --> 00:14:46,780
Chode, are you crazy?
That android will kill you.
251
00:14:46,819 --> 00:14:49,310
You heard the kid.
Bernice will call it off.
252
00:14:49,355 --> 00:14:52,415
And if you guys think
I'm gonna pass up this opportunity
253
00:14:52,458 --> 00:14:55,757
to drive Bobo up the wall,
you're the crazy one.
254
00:14:55,794 --> 00:14:59,093
Besides, that Babette's
one sweet piece of ass.
255
00:15:08,807 --> 00:15:11,799
- 70 kronigs.
- 70 kronigs?
256
00:15:11,844 --> 00:15:15,507
I just got charged 200
at the door for admission.
257
00:15:15,547 --> 00:15:18,983
What a rip-off!
This party sucks.
258
00:15:19,018 --> 00:15:22,886
I said charge everybody
80 kronigs, not 70.
259
00:15:22,922 --> 00:15:25,413
Except that sexy
little clown over there.
260
00:15:25,457 --> 00:15:26,924
Her drinks are free.
261
00:15:26,959 --> 00:15:29,450
I want her nice
and loosey goosey.
262
00:15:29,495 --> 00:15:31,759
Men!
263
00:15:34,433 --> 00:15:37,459
- Thanks, Babette.
- For what?
264
00:15:37,503 --> 00:15:39,835
For the birthday bang
you're gonna give me tonight.
265
00:15:39,872 --> 00:15:43,103
Dream on,
you bloated sack of...
266
00:15:43,142 --> 00:15:45,235
- That's what you think.
- What?
267
00:15:45,277 --> 00:15:46,744
I said have another drink.
268
00:15:46,779 --> 00:15:50,306
What do you mean you have no intention
of deprogramming that android?
269
00:15:50,349 --> 00:15:51,816
Read my lips.
270
00:15:51,850 --> 00:15:53,909
Chode is toast.
271
00:15:53,953 --> 00:15:55,887
But he promised
not to f... ow!
272
00:15:55,921 --> 00:15:57,616
Have sex with Babette.
273
00:15:57,656 --> 00:15:59,647
Yeah, and he'd better not.
274
00:15:59,692 --> 00:16:02,217
But if you think
I'm gonna call off the Arnie,
275
00:16:02,261 --> 00:16:04,752
you're out of your friggin' minds!
276
00:16:04,797 --> 00:16:07,095
Why should I?
This is my chance
277
00:16:07,132 --> 00:16:10,158
to get rid of Chode
once and for all.
278
00:16:12,538 --> 00:16:14,972
That'll be 400 kronigs, fellas.
279
00:16:15,007 --> 00:16:16,804
Get out of the way,
you green freak.
280
00:16:16,842 --> 00:16:18,742
Sorry, fellas, no can do.
281
00:16:18,777 --> 00:16:20,938
Okay, you asked for it.
282
00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:23,574
My wife needs a new handbag.
283
00:16:26,151 --> 00:16:27,618
I gotta visit
284
00:16:27,653 --> 00:16:30,713
the little girl's room.
285
00:16:30,756 --> 00:16:33,657
I understand completely.
286
00:16:33,692 --> 00:16:35,683
Ooh!
287
00:16:37,730 --> 00:16:40,164
A thousand and one,
a thousand and two,
288
00:16:40,199 --> 00:16:42,326
a thousand and...
hell, that's long enough.
289
00:16:49,174 --> 00:16:51,699
Well, excuse...
290
00:16:51,744 --> 00:16:53,735
Uh-oh!
291
00:16:58,550 --> 00:17:00,745
There you are,
you little vixen.
292
00:17:00,786 --> 00:17:03,755
Come to Papa.
293
00:17:03,789 --> 00:17:07,054
Oh, yeah, keep doing that.
294
00:17:07,092 --> 00:17:10,027
You like that,
you dirty girl, do you?
295
00:17:10,062 --> 00:17:11,825
Yeah, I do.
296
00:17:17,236 --> 00:17:21,002
Why the... did you
tell us Chode was responsible?
297
00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:23,440
I was afraid
if you found out Adam did it,
298
00:17:23,475 --> 00:17:26,273
you'd kill him.
If you killed Chode,
299
00:17:26,311 --> 00:17:27,778
well, who'd care?
300
00:17:27,813 --> 00:17:29,781
But when you sent
that android to kill him,
301
00:17:29,815 --> 00:17:33,148
I felt rotten about it.
That's why I went back to warn him.
302
00:17:33,185 --> 00:17:37,144
Under the circumstances,
isn't it about time you shut it down?
303
00:17:37,189 --> 00:17:39,384
What do you think, darling?
304
00:17:39,425 --> 00:17:41,985
We have to do
the right thing, honey.
305
00:17:42,027 --> 00:17:44,461
- Chode dies!
- Chode dies!
306
00:17:44,496 --> 00:17:46,623
What do you mean?
That thing's still after me?
307
00:17:46,665 --> 00:17:48,428
I didn't do Babette,
I tell you.
308
00:17:48,467 --> 00:17:49,991
Maybe you should have.
309
00:17:50,035 --> 00:17:53,232
Dying for no good reason
sucks big time.
310
00:17:53,272 --> 00:17:56,036
You should get out of here before
it sees you. We'll try and stall it.
311
00:17:56,075 --> 00:17:58,976
I'll never forget you all
for this.
312
00:17:59,011 --> 00:18:02,242
Six, Whip, Gus,
313
00:18:02,281 --> 00:18:04,181
uh...
314
00:18:04,216 --> 00:18:07,310
- T'nuk.
- Yeah, T'nuk. Thanks, guys.
315
00:18:07,352 --> 00:18:09,946
Thanks ever so.
316
00:18:16,128 --> 00:18:18,119
No!
317
00:18:49,261 --> 00:18:50,285
Oh!
318
00:19:21,193 --> 00:19:23,184
Damn it!
319
00:19:40,012 --> 00:19:42,845
So it's agreed.
You and Babette travel back,
320
00:19:42,881 --> 00:19:45,372
decline the invitation
to Chode's party
321
00:19:45,417 --> 00:19:48,784
and Bernice will shut down
the Arnie 1000.
322
00:19:48,820 --> 00:19:51,311
- Yeah, okay.
- I can't hear you!
323
00:19:51,356 --> 00:19:52,380
Sir, yes, sir.
324
00:19:53,625 --> 00:19:57,254
Please let me live
and I'll become a new person.
325
00:19:57,296 --> 00:19:58,854
I won't cuss anymore.
326
00:19:58,897 --> 00:20:00,922
I'll give up the booze.
327
00:20:00,966 --> 00:20:03,196
I won't hang out with hookers.
328
00:20:03,235 --> 00:20:06,398
Yahoo!
329
00:20:06,438 --> 00:20:08,531
Just because we won't be
at the party
330
00:20:08,574 --> 00:20:11,600
doesn't mean we still
can't get it on, right?
331
00:20:11,643 --> 00:20:14,669
I heard that,
you little whore! Bernice!
332
00:20:16,982 --> 00:20:19,212
Hey, big guy,
you gotta give me a break.
333
00:20:19,251 --> 00:20:22,880
It's tough to go cold turkey
on so many things all at once.
334
00:20:22,921 --> 00:20:25,549
What say I cut back
on my language
335
00:20:25,591 --> 00:20:27,786
in exchange
for the occasional prostitute?
336
00:20:27,826 --> 00:20:29,987
No no!
337
00:20:30,028 --> 00:20:32,690
I was joking.
Please, I'll do it
338
00:20:32,731 --> 00:20:34,358
if you let me live.
339
00:20:34,399 --> 00:20:37,129
You will travel back.
You will not go to the party.
340
00:20:37,169 --> 00:20:40,070
You will not have sex,
not then, not now, not ever!
341
00:20:40,105 --> 00:20:43,165
- You got that?
- Yeah.
342
00:20:49,948 --> 00:20:53,884
This only goes to prove
you can't go around
343
00:20:53,919 --> 00:20:55,910
screwing everything
that moves.
344
00:20:55,954 --> 00:20:58,013
That's not doing
Paris Hilton's career any harm.
345
00:20:58,056 --> 00:21:00,991
Besides,
everything turned out fine.
346
00:21:01,026 --> 00:21:03,722
We even salvaged
that crazy android.
347
00:21:03,762 --> 00:21:05,354
Once Gus has reprogrammed it,
348
00:21:05,397 --> 00:21:07,388
we should be able to sell it
for a few kronigs,
349
00:21:07,432 --> 00:21:09,832
right, Gus? Gus?
350
00:21:12,771 --> 00:21:16,298
That's it. Wiggle your bum like you're
pulling up a pair of underpants.
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