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(wind blowing)
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(ominous music)
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- [Child] Yay!
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- His latest movie is called
2020: The Dumpster Fire.
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- But if you don't have
a unifying narrative,
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you will disintegrate and
that's what's happened.
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Our narrative now is white
people are bad and America sucks
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and be babies and be a
victim and whine and scream.
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And you know the
college will give you
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some Play-Doh to play with
and an American flag to burn.
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I mean, that's really
their default position.
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And so when you look at
these crybaby drama queens
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and who they are, this is
where this is all going.
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They'll ruin your business,
they'll ruin your life.
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They'll tell you how
moral they are all day,
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but they're lazy.
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Absolutely evil,
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and we've allowed them to
do it so it's our fault.
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(rock music)
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♪ I wanna kill you but
you're already dead ♪
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♪ I wanna put a hole
right through your head ♪
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♪ I wanna look inside
and see what you said ♪
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♪ I wanna kill you but
you're already dead ♪
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(lyrics muffled)
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- I'm Rod Webber,
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the guy who Alex Jones
is trying to demonize.
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One thing he does get right,
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is that you've got to
understand narrative.
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America is a corporatocracy
run by psychopaths.
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And those with wealth,
fame, and political power
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will do anything and
everything to hold on to it.
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Politicians are full of shit.
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Media personalities
are full of shit.
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And if you don't
have piles of cash,
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you've got to use speculative
humor and trolling
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to call out bullshit.
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Now the 2020 election
was in full swing,
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so I set out to bear
witness to the truth
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and call politicians
out on their bullshit.
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I gave him one
chance to be serious,
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and if they couldn't
handle that,
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I was ready to
make things weird.
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I do.
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Bible verse, Bible verse.
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- What's your favorite?
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- It is noble to seek
the office of overseer.
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However, he who does
should be above reproach,
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sober-minded, not quarrelsome,
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only married once and not
a great lover of money.
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- Oh boy.
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Am I in trouble.
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- And while you take
a flower for peace?
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That was me in 2015,
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and the shtick was to get
them and take a flower
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so that there would be
peace over their presidency.
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I somehow had endeared myself
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to all kinds of
political insiders,
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who I had no
business talking to.
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My hook was flowers and
Bibles and prayers for peace.
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And my friend Vermin Supreme,
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the guy with the
boot on his head,
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was of course the
king of the hook.
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- And rod came up and he started
working it in his own way,
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his own fashion and
interjecting and intercepting
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himself into politicians,
and presenting the flowers,
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and asking the questions and
asking them to pray with him.
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And he was successful
because he had a hook.
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It was different.
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He had a message.
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He was focused and
politicians will play along,
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especially the New
Hampshire primary,
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because pretty much
they have no choice to.
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(light orchestral music)
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- One person, one vote.
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Fuck you, Trump!
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- I'm in between
the duck and Biden.
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I won.
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No brainer.
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- I plan to build these islands
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and section them in such a way
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that we protect the
interior of the seas.
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- If you brush your teeth and
you have P facile chemicals
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in your water supply,
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it's just gonna cause you
to have cancer anyway.
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So what do you do?
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Do you brush your teeth and
hope that you don't have cancer?
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Or do you brush your teeth with
bottled water at this point?
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- Hello, who am I?
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(confused voices)
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- I wish I knew
what my name was.
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I wish I knew where
the nude beach was.
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Hi everybody it's
me, Vermin Supreme.
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The guy running for president
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with the rubber
boot on his head.
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(crowd chanting)
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- That healthcare
is a human right,
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not a privilege.
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(audience applauding
and cheering)
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And we are gonna
end the disgrace.
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And it is a disgrace,
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of being the only major country
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that does not
guarantee healthcare
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to every man, woman, and child.
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- Society is only as healthy
as its sickest member.
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You know, that sort
of philosophy is what
Bernie stands for.
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- I'm mad, I'm sorry.
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I'm mad as hell about that
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we haven't gotten any
further than we've gotten.
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- I mean, Donald Trump obviously
says crazy bullshit stuff.
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He's a fucking rapist.
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We know this, he's a
complete psychopath.
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Joe Biden's like a
lesser extent of that.
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(rock music)
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- [Rod] Lauren was a
thousand percent correct,
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and yet the DNC were
hellbent on promoting
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this corrupt screwball Biden,
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as the guy who would stop Trump.
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- At this very moment.
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You absolutely have zero reason
to have faith in democracy.
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I'm not a nihilist,
I'm just being honest,
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but that's because
it is no longer the,
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they've been called
out as, you know,
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as rigorous an election
year since 2016.
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There were people, Donna
Brazile admitted it.
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Elizabeth Warren admitted it.
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Tom Perez admitted
it on the unity tour.
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- [Man] There's so
much that went wrong
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in the 2016 election here,
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that so many Democrats
are upset about.
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I mean, you can start with
Donna Brazile, you know,
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given the results of the debate
to Clinton ahead of time.
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You can talk about Jared Beck
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and his lawsuit against the DNC,
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and how they could
make decisions
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in smoke-filled backrooms.
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What are you gonna do,
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to convince all the people
that were for Bernie,
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they wanted Bernie,
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but they just weren't
ever going to do Clinton.
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How are you gonna
get past that hurdle,
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and make sure the DNC
doesn't mess it up
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like they did last time?
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- Thank you.
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- [Rod] Tulsi didn't
answer the question.
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So let's just jump right
into Joe Biden's background.
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- [News Reporter]
Why attack Sanders?
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- Why, why, why, why, why, why?
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You're getting nervous man.
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- [News Reporter] Biden
is facing sharp criticism
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for recalling his work with
two staunch segregationists.
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- Somebody running to be
the leader of our party
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should know that using the
word boy in the way he did
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can cause hurt and pain.
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- To coddle the reputation
of segregationists,
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of people who, if
they had their way,
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I would literally
not be standing here
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as a member of the
United States Senate.
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- He did the crime bill.
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He voted to deregulate
Wall Street.
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He voted for the Iraq war.
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He did Libya.
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The bankruptcy bill.
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The surveillance state
is because of him.
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- One of the changes though
sought by the President,
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but not included by my
friend from Utah in his bill,
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is to allow emergency wiretaps.
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- [Rod] And this
is the legislation
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which became the Patriot Act,
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which Joe Biden bragged about
writing on many occasions.
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It has led to the mass
surveillance state.
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And as I know from
personal experience,
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the FBI can simply
label you a terrorist
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and burst into your
home without a warrant.
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Four years later,
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and I was dodging punches from
Proud Boys starting riots,
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and right-wingers using
their pickup trucks
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to run people down.
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Yet we're labeled
the terrorists.
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Thanks, Joe Biden.
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- And we have freely
given away our rights.
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And we're now to a point
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where we need to
speak truth to power.
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We either boldly
highlight things
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like the president's
complicity to Jeffrey Epstein.
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You know, why aren't we
still talking about that?
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Like, why aren't we talking
about World Trade Center 7?
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- We have never had anything
like this in American history.
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It's hard to find
examples in world history,
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if there are any.
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- But I think, if
for some reason
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we overcome all
the gerrymandering
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and the interstate
cross-checking
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and the militia nuts with
gigantic tricked out guns,
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showing up at polling places
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to check for
so-called vote fraud,
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so they can have the real
vote fraud and everything.
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If somehow, you know,
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that (indistinct)
Biden gets in anyway,
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blow torch up the
ass the whole time.
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- [Vermin] When I say
zombie, you say power.
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Zombie.
- [crowd] Power.
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- Zombie.
- Power.
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- Zombie.
- Power.
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- Hey Bernie, how's it going?
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- Great to see you.
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- [Rod] Notice that Bernie
shook people's hands,
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but Biden acted as if
the press were Martians,
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and so pretended
to be on the phone.
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Mister President, do you
have time for a question?
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Our system's hopelessly broken.
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Who broke it more, than
Republicans or the Democrats?
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- [Woman] Why don't
you leave him alone?
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- What, we're not doing the
First Amendment anymore?
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The root was respect
in return for respect.
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And if not, I'd picked
out a space helmet
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to spice things up,
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but Biden's rallies were overrun
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with Trumpers and
pedophile hunters.
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So I decided to stand
back and observe
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before going full tilt weird.
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- I liked Donald Trump because
he's going after Washington.
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- I want Joe to run on
the Democrat ticket,
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because Trump will
beat him so many ways
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you can't even imagine.
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It'll be a landslide.
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Look up, Joe Biden gropes kids.
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- This is not a Trump rally.
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- I hate Trump, but you touch
kids on video and women.
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We don't need another old white
man running for president.
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It's time that a
minority stepped up.
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- You don't touch
kids ever again.
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Don't touch kids you pervert.
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Look it up.
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Joe Biden, creepy Uncle Biden.
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Look it up, it's right there.
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- Get out.
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All right. Well, you know,
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this is a democracy.
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- [Woman] Truth is
gonna come out, buddy.
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- I hope it does.
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I hope it does.
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Let her go.
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Let her go.
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Let her go, let her go, okay?
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- [Man] How much money did
you make from the Ukraine?
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With your sons?
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How much?
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- [Man] Is that
all you got, pal?
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- [Joe] Wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait, wait.
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I've released 21 years
of my tax returns.
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Your guy hasn't released
one, what's he hiding?
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(crowd cheering)
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- So this is my second
time confronting Joe Biden.
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I have a YouTube
channel, YouTube Force,
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last demand the truth.
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I have a show on there as well.
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I do a lot of interviews,
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but I also do a lot
of confrontations.
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I've confronted Hillary
about and Bill multiple times
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about what they've done
in the Epstein express.
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So I just came up here
today and wanted to ask him,
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why he thinks it's okay
to run for president
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while he's talking about
six- and eight-year-olds,
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while he's groping six-
and eight-year-olds.
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- [Rod] We're at
this Trump rally
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in Manchester, New
Hampshire here.
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- If you look around
here and the president
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is getting the following
like a rockstar.
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- Let's go, and pound this.
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- All right, here we go.
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(cheering)
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- Make America great again,
make America great again.
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- Trump rally,
Manchester, New Hampshire.
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Oh, let me a hit, baby.
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Whoo I love Trump!
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Oh let me get another hit baby.
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I love Donald Trump!
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- QAnon, QAnon.
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They call it a
conspiracy theory,
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but you know, they worked
with Trump and stuff.
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And that's why I have my
Q shirt on right here.
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- What's up guys, go to
infowarsstore.com right now,
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buy some really
good supplements,
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buy some T-shirts, buy
some bumper stickers.
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We've got to defeat
the globalists,
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like the person holding
the camera right now.
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- Ultimate male
vitality supplement.
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When it's creamy and thick,
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I think better than Ovaltine.
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You can type in refugees
spreading disease.
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I mean, the CDC is
going crazy right now.
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- [Rod] I like being as
feminine as the next guy,
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and that, you
know, that's why I-
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- Do you like being feminine?
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- [Rod] That's why I take
the, that's why I feed.
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That's why I take
all the fetuses that
Donald Trump gives me
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and I feed on them, and
I sell them to Joe Rogan,
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who uses it for Joe Rogan
Super Male Vitality.
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- What is something good
Trump has done so far?
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- He's given 'em a fair,
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it's a good place to
live on top of his head.
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- Is the rumor true?
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Is the pooped-pants rumor true.
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- Do you want to (indistinct)?
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- Whoa, hey, that's weird.
- Are you into that?
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- That's weird, I'm not-
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- Are you into that?
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Are you into that?
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- Hey, listen.
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- Oh my God, did
you just ask me?
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- I am a thin man
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who only eats vegan foods.
- I've heard rally bad rumors
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about this guy.
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So I get very confused
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when it comes to the things...
- He likes to watch his wife
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have sex with other men.
- ...that come out.
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I know that the only
way to go forward
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is by taking pony poop and
converting it into methane.
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We need to convert
pony poop into methane.
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That's the thing.
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- Do you watch people
fuck your wife?
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- What are you saying?
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Oh my goodness.
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No, no, no, no, no.
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What we want to do is bring-
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- I'm a super chill guy.
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I couldn't imagine.
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(talking over each other)
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- This guy likes to watch
his wife fuck other men.
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Oh my God, this is disgusting.
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(confused yelling)
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- Do you love President Trump?
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- [Vermin] More than
life it fucking self.
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Will you suck Trump's cock?
335
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- [All] Yeah!
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- Suck Trump's cock!
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Suck Trump's cock!
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Suck Trump's cock!
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Suck Trump's cock!
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Suck Trump's cock!
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Suck Trump's cock!
342
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Suck Trump's cock!
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Suck Trump's cock!
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Suck Trump's cock!
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Suck Trump's cock!
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- You know, there's
a fine tradition
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of trolling for a cause
throughout history,
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in terms of, you
know, ancient Greece,
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we had Diogenes, and in France
we had Voltaire with satire.
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It's all within
that realm of, hey,
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we're calling out the bullshit
352
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that is part of the system
that we're living under.
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And I think that when you do
troll, make sure to punch up.
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- To the extent that one can,
355
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can ask an honest question
or even a dishonest question,
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and elicit a response that
enlightens the public further
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by virtue of the response
being crazy or silly
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or underwhelming or whatever.
359
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I think that is a great example
360
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of ethical trolling at its best.
361
00:16:14,606 --> 00:16:16,241
- [Rod] Remember the guy
who confronted the Clintons
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about Jeffrey Epstein
without a whisper
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of Epstein's
connections to Trump?
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Suddenly it wasn't
just YouTubers.
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The mainstream had
taken an interest,
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so I decided to
elicit a response
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to enlighten the public further.
368
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Hello everyone.
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My name is Epstein Didn't
Kill Himself Webber.
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I'm here to declare and register
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my candidacy for President
of the United States.
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I have been running on and
off for a good amount of time.
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I came here in 2015
when Mister Gardner
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turned me away,
illegally I might add.
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You can go by any
nickname you want,
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00:16:57,883 --> 00:16:59,918
just like John Ellis
Bush is Jeb Bush,
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00:16:59,918 --> 00:17:02,087
just like Rocky
Dellafuenta came here,
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his real name is
Rock (indistinct).
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- Everybody else that has come
in has filed with their name.
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You want to be something other
than what everybody else is,
381
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and that's not appropriate.
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So you can come back to do it.
383
00:17:12,965 --> 00:17:14,500
- You're lawfully
telling me to go.
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I will leave, let me
gather my belongings, sir.
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I am, of course
the only candidate,
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who will open the
case about Epstein,
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or reopen it I should say,
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as well as the Kennedy
assassination, and 9/11.
389
00:17:26,979 --> 00:17:30,549
We all know building seven
didn't just fall on its own.
390
00:17:30,549 --> 00:17:33,819
- Also filing today
is a candidate looking
to stay on top,
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former Vice
President, Joe Biden.
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- And so if you give
me the nomination,
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I promise you we're
not gonna beat him.
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I'm gonna beat him like a drum.
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- Mister Biden, will
you look into the murder
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00:17:51,904 --> 00:17:53,639
of Jeffrey Epstein?
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Mister Biden?
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We opened the commission
on 9/11 once again.
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How about the murder
of John F Kennedy?
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I'm campaigning.
401
00:18:00,512 --> 00:18:03,115
Can I get my campaign sign, sir?
402
00:18:03,115 --> 00:18:05,117
Okay, so why can't I campaign,
403
00:18:05,117 --> 00:18:06,351
but Joe Biden can?
404
00:18:06,351 --> 00:18:08,020
- Right out, because
you're disrupting
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00:18:08,020 --> 00:18:09,788
the State House right now.
406
00:18:21,400 --> 00:18:24,670
- [Rod] I love your policy
of investigating Epstein.
407
00:18:24,670 --> 00:18:26,638
I love your Epstein policy.
408
00:18:28,107 --> 00:18:29,608
As we all know,
409
00:18:29,608 --> 00:18:31,310
Joe Biden's only policy is
writing the Patriot Act,
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00:18:31,310 --> 00:18:34,480
the Crime Bill and
plagiarizing speeches.
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But rather than
let it get me down,
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I just kept coming back
with piles of money,
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00:18:38,350 --> 00:18:42,421
because let's face it,
that's how all of this works.
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00:18:42,421 --> 00:18:45,190
- No, I do believe we have
to ban money from politics.
415
00:18:45,190 --> 00:18:46,425
And the Democrats say, oh,
416
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ban big money, no ban
money from politics.
417
00:18:49,995 --> 00:18:51,130
- [Man] You guys giving
away any money here?
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- Come on down.
419
00:18:52,698 --> 00:18:54,099
I'm crazy Vermin.
420
00:18:54,099 --> 00:18:55,901
I'm just giving it away.
421
00:18:55,901 --> 00:18:57,569
Just giving it away.
422
00:19:04,443 --> 00:19:05,711
- [Rod] Hey, what
are you gonna do
423
00:19:05,711 --> 00:19:07,646
when they show you
the Zapruder film?
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00:19:07,646 --> 00:19:09,014
What's gonna happen, you know,
425
00:19:09,014 --> 00:19:11,250
when they ask you
to start a war?
426
00:19:11,250 --> 00:19:12,751
Whose kids have to die?
427
00:19:15,587 --> 00:19:17,689
How many dollars are
they worth, Andy?
428
00:19:20,559 --> 00:19:23,495
The CIA takes them all down
into the basement, man.
429
00:19:23,495 --> 00:19:25,264
You gotta watch
that Zapruder film.
430
00:19:26,532 --> 00:19:27,766
Free money!
431
00:19:31,270 --> 00:19:33,805
- Oh baby, we just made it rain.
432
00:19:33,805 --> 00:19:36,175
I was just showering Andrew Yang
433
00:19:36,175 --> 00:19:40,145
with all that sweet,
sweet freedom dollars.
434
00:19:40,145 --> 00:19:42,047
- [Rod] Don't think we
troll just Democrats.
435
00:19:42,047 --> 00:19:44,349
I spent most of 2020
as a pro se attorney
436
00:19:44,349 --> 00:19:46,785
in my civil suit
against Donald Trump.
437
00:19:46,785 --> 00:19:49,821
Boring AF, so I bought
myself a Trump hat
438
00:19:49,821 --> 00:19:51,390
and went deep undercover.
439
00:19:52,691 --> 00:19:54,927
- Why did they
come up with Biden?
440
00:19:54,927 --> 00:19:59,698
Are you telling me that there's
no Democrat in the universe?
441
00:19:59,698 --> 00:20:00,866
- Well, obviously.
442
00:20:00,866 --> 00:20:02,801
All right, so I'll
tell you the real deal.
443
00:20:02,801 --> 00:20:06,638
There's subservient to a satanic
cabals and pedophile rings.
444
00:20:06,638 --> 00:20:09,942
They do all this
stuff in conjunction
with Jeffrey Epstein,
445
00:20:09,942 --> 00:20:13,512
where they get one politician
to sleep with a young woman.
446
00:20:13,512 --> 00:20:16,081
And then that gives
you a power hold
447
00:20:16,081 --> 00:20:17,516
over next set of people.
448
00:20:17,516 --> 00:20:19,851
And you can blackmail them
into doing what you need to do.
449
00:20:19,851 --> 00:20:22,688
There's been 17 credible
rape allegations
450
00:20:22,688 --> 00:20:24,189
against Donald Trump, the man,
451
00:20:24,189 --> 00:20:27,025
and somehow he gets away with
it because he's brilliant.
452
00:20:27,025 --> 00:20:28,427
He is brilliant.
453
00:20:28,427 --> 00:20:29,962
And my question for you is
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00:20:29,962 --> 00:20:31,863
how do you think he
gets away with it?
455
00:20:33,298 --> 00:20:34,132
- Who?
456
00:20:50,449 --> 00:20:53,252
- Unfortunately I am at yet
another Donald Trump rally,
457
00:20:53,252 --> 00:20:57,422
but today I'm running as
Epstein didn't kill himself,
458
00:20:57,422 --> 00:20:59,758
and trying to get to the
supportive MAGA heads.
459
00:21:02,928 --> 00:21:05,831
Jeffrey Epstein, the
convicted pedophile, who,
460
00:21:05,831 --> 00:21:09,101
some rumored that Hillary
Clinton or Donald Trump killed.
461
00:21:10,135 --> 00:21:10,969
You know who killed him?
462
00:21:10,969 --> 00:21:11,803
- Yeah.
- Who?
463
00:21:11,803 --> 00:21:12,971
- Hilary Clinton.
464
00:21:12,971 --> 00:21:14,606
- The Clinton Foundation
took care of that.
465
00:21:14,606 --> 00:21:15,407
- Hillary did.
466
00:21:15,407 --> 00:21:16,408
- Best sign ever.
467
00:21:16,408 --> 00:21:17,676
You have my support, man.
468
00:21:17,676 --> 00:21:18,910
- Let me take a picture of that.
469
00:21:18,910 --> 00:21:20,178
- [Rod] Yeah, you
should do that.
470
00:21:20,178 --> 00:21:21,647
- I support that.
471
00:21:21,647 --> 00:21:24,182
- I'm gonna be the new
VP, will you write me in?
472
00:21:24,182 --> 00:21:25,384
- Oh yeah.
- Hell yeah.
473
00:21:27,219 --> 00:21:28,287
- I don't know it all,
474
00:21:28,287 --> 00:21:30,055
but I do know this much.
475
00:21:31,456 --> 00:21:32,991
- I actually met Epstein once.
476
00:21:32,991 --> 00:21:34,493
- [Rod] Oh did you really?
477
00:21:34,493 --> 00:21:37,029
So I'm running us Epstein
Didn't Kill Himself Webber.
478
00:21:37,029 --> 00:21:40,132
And I figure if I do a good
enough job and enough people
479
00:21:40,132 --> 00:21:44,970
write me in, Donald Trump will
make me his Vice President.
480
00:21:44,970 --> 00:21:47,239
- Okay, well we are
live on Patriot Soapbox.
481
00:21:47,239 --> 00:21:48,807
We also follow Q news,
482
00:21:48,807 --> 00:21:50,409
and all kinds of news.
483
00:21:50,409 --> 00:21:52,778
- [Rod] Q Anon is that
conservative fever dream
484
00:21:52,778 --> 00:21:55,347
that all lefties are
pedophiles and Satanists,
485
00:21:55,347 --> 00:21:56,481
controlled by the Clintons,
486
00:21:56,481 --> 00:21:57,916
conveniently
forgetting that Trump
487
00:21:57,916 --> 00:22:00,085
was besties with Jeffrey Epstein
488
00:22:00,085 --> 00:22:03,322
and the Q website was overrun
with child pornography.
489
00:22:03,322 --> 00:22:05,824
- What are your stances on gun
control and all that stuff?
490
00:22:05,824 --> 00:22:08,493
- You Q Anon people have
got to get your together.
491
00:22:08,493 --> 00:22:10,896
That said, people should
be able to have anything
492
00:22:10,896 --> 00:22:12,364
that the government has.
493
00:22:12,364 --> 00:22:16,601
If the government has
guns or tanks or lasers,
494
00:22:16,601 --> 00:22:18,603
the people should be
able to have it too.
495
00:22:18,603 --> 00:22:20,706
Certainly we don't want
people going around,
496
00:22:20,706 --> 00:22:21,807
lasering you in the face,
497
00:22:21,807 --> 00:22:24,309
but that's why I have a plan
498
00:22:24,309 --> 00:22:28,947
that everyone will get a
government issued force field.
499
00:22:28,947 --> 00:22:32,150
- We are run by a
literal pedophile ring.
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00:22:32,150 --> 00:22:34,186
We need to bring
back the guillotine,
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00:22:34,186 --> 00:22:35,987
make the guillotine great again.
502
00:22:35,987 --> 00:22:37,989
Line up these fucking
pedo motherfuckers
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00:22:37,989 --> 00:22:39,891
that are running our country
504
00:22:39,891 --> 00:22:42,394
and cut their heads
off and start again.
505
00:22:42,394 --> 00:22:44,429
- I'm Epstein Didn't
Kill Himself Webber.
506
00:22:46,098 --> 00:22:49,067
- I was thinking about
voting for you anyway.
507
00:22:49,067 --> 00:22:50,235
- You gonna write me in?
508
00:22:51,937 --> 00:22:53,338
If you vote for me,
509
00:22:53,338 --> 00:22:56,108
I will be the only
candidate who will make sure
510
00:22:56,108 --> 00:22:58,276
that the investigation is open
511
00:22:58,276 --> 00:23:00,979
into the death of
Jeffrey Epstein,
512
00:23:00,979 --> 00:23:03,849
as well as JFK,
9-11 and Bigfoot.
513
00:23:03,849 --> 00:23:06,685
- So why are you here
today? (indistinct)
514
00:23:06,685 --> 00:23:08,086
- I'm running for president.
515
00:23:09,287 --> 00:23:13,125
(classical orchestral music)
516
00:23:16,328 --> 00:23:19,264
Meanwhile, the establishment
was doing important stories
517
00:23:19,264 --> 00:23:21,566
about Warren's selfie line.
518
00:23:22,968 --> 00:23:25,570
- If you want to get your
picture taken with this scarf.
519
00:23:25,570 --> 00:23:28,106
- Specifically, our story's
about the selfie line.
520
00:23:28,106 --> 00:23:28,940
- Really?
521
00:23:28,940 --> 00:23:29,775
- Yeah, really.
522
00:23:29,775 --> 00:23:31,042
- Really?
523
00:23:31,042 --> 00:23:32,277
She does not want her
picture taken with me?
524
00:23:32,277 --> 00:23:33,745
- So rude.
525
00:23:33,745 --> 00:23:36,281
She asked us to
relay that to you.
526
00:23:36,281 --> 00:23:38,183
So you just, you
can wait out here,
527
00:23:38,183 --> 00:23:39,418
you can wait in there.
528
00:23:39,418 --> 00:23:44,256
- But she won't take
a picture. (laughing)
529
00:23:47,526 --> 00:23:49,127
- As long as you understand.
530
00:23:50,962 --> 00:23:52,230
- I guess there's no
first amendment right
531
00:23:52,230 --> 00:23:55,000
to selfies with
other politicians.
532
00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:57,669
- No, I think you understand
533
00:23:57,669 --> 00:23:59,070
the first amendment pretty well.
534
00:23:59,070 --> 00:24:01,039
That's probably not covered.
535
00:24:01,039 --> 00:24:02,474
- [Rod] Who's gonna win?
536
00:24:02,474 --> 00:24:04,810
- It could be Vermin Supreme.
537
00:24:06,077 --> 00:24:07,612
- Excuse me, sir.
538
00:24:07,612 --> 00:24:09,748
- [Rod] Senator Warren, do
you support weather domes
539
00:24:09,748 --> 00:24:12,117
or the interstate rollercoaster?
540
00:24:12,117 --> 00:24:13,685
Senator Warren, Senator Warren.
541
00:24:13,685 --> 00:24:16,154
What about the ponies?
542
00:24:16,154 --> 00:24:17,422
What about the mandatory
tooth brushing laws?
543
00:24:17,422 --> 00:24:19,691
Senator Warren, Senator Warren.
544
00:24:19,691 --> 00:24:21,226
The interstate rollercoaster.
545
00:24:21,226 --> 00:24:22,060
- Senator Warren, the
interstate rollercoaster,
546
00:24:23,428 --> 00:24:25,630
or the weather dome?
547
00:24:25,630 --> 00:24:28,667
- I'm crowding in
on 100,000 selfies.
548
00:24:28,667 --> 00:24:31,236
- I was on Trevor
Noah's show once.
549
00:24:31,236 --> 00:24:32,537
- I live right by the river.
550
00:24:32,537 --> 00:24:35,140
- I meet families every
day in the selfie lines.
551
00:24:35,140 --> 00:24:37,476
- You're not the only one
who does selfies, Senator.
552
00:24:37,476 --> 00:24:39,711
- When you do a hundred
thousand selfies with people.
553
00:24:39,711 --> 00:24:41,179
- I've done thousands of them.
554
00:24:41,179 --> 00:24:45,283
- Those selfies cost
nobody anything.
555
00:24:45,283 --> 00:24:46,852
- Do the math on that?
556
00:24:46,852 --> 00:24:47,686
- I won!
557
00:24:48,920 --> 00:24:50,889
Victory is mine!
558
00:24:50,889 --> 00:24:52,524
Victory is sweet!
559
00:24:52,524 --> 00:24:54,559
Follow me friends to victory.
560
00:24:57,028 --> 00:24:59,331
Obviously becoming president.
561
00:24:59,331 --> 00:25:00,999
I think that would be delusional
562
00:25:00,999 --> 00:25:03,535
to even entertain the idea
that it's a possibility,
563
00:25:03,535 --> 00:25:06,671
however, presenting the message,
564
00:25:06,671 --> 00:25:09,508
continuing to push it forward,
565
00:25:09,508 --> 00:25:12,410
and push this absurdity
566
00:25:12,410 --> 00:25:17,148
in this confrontational
critique of the system.
567
00:25:18,350 --> 00:25:20,185
- [Rod] The problem is
anyone who criticizes
568
00:25:20,185 --> 00:25:21,386
the system too loudly,
569
00:25:21,386 --> 00:25:23,688
can expect to get in
trouble with the system.
570
00:25:23,688 --> 00:25:26,191
And because I do,
Vermin is about to film
571
00:25:26,191 --> 00:25:30,028
one of my many arrests and
encounters with law enforcement.
572
00:25:30,028 --> 00:25:31,229
- He's in custody.
573
00:25:31,229 --> 00:25:32,631
- Yes, he's in
custody right now.
574
00:25:33,698 --> 00:25:34,633
He's in hand cuffs.
575
00:25:34,633 --> 00:25:36,468
He's being tased right now.
576
00:25:36,468 --> 00:25:38,503
Guard dogs are
biting his crotch.
577
00:25:43,375 --> 00:25:46,244
- These are pages from
Epstein's little black book.
578
00:25:46,244 --> 00:25:48,680
They were first obtained
by the website, Gawker.
579
00:25:48,680 --> 00:25:51,550
They show numerous entries
for the rich and famous.
580
00:25:51,550 --> 00:25:55,754
Donald Trump, actor
Alec Baldwin, and
singer Courtney Love.
581
00:25:55,754 --> 00:25:59,591
- Some Italian artist duct
taped a banana to a wall.
582
00:25:59,591 --> 00:26:03,528
And then somebody else
bought it for $120,000.
583
00:26:03,528 --> 00:26:04,896
And that was a big story.
584
00:26:04,896 --> 00:26:06,464
And then some performance
artists ate it.
585
00:26:06,464 --> 00:26:08,333
And that was another big story.
586
00:26:08,333 --> 00:26:10,101
And then our good old
friend of the show,
587
00:26:10,101 --> 00:26:11,369
Rod Webber shows up,
588
00:26:11,369 --> 00:26:13,672
and writes on the
now blank wall,
589
00:26:13,672 --> 00:26:15,073
Epstein didn't kill himself.
590
00:26:18,243 --> 00:26:19,578
- Just doing a little art.
591
00:26:19,578 --> 00:26:20,845
(indistinct)
592
00:26:20,845 --> 00:26:22,614
Uh, why should I?
593
00:26:22,614 --> 00:26:24,282
- I mean, the police are coming.
594
00:26:25,450 --> 00:26:27,185
- Oh, well they've
set precedent here.
595
00:26:27,185 --> 00:26:28,420
- Okay, very well.
596
00:26:28,420 --> 00:26:29,988
- I mean, this is the gallery
597
00:26:29,988 --> 00:26:31,523
where anyone can do art, right?
598
00:26:35,660 --> 00:26:37,128
- Day 24.
599
00:26:37,128 --> 00:26:39,965
(police on radio)
600
00:26:41,433 --> 00:26:45,337
- You have to be
really sensitive to
the banana booth, okay?
601
00:26:45,337 --> 00:26:46,938
- Can I finish my piece?
- No.
602
00:26:48,773 --> 00:26:50,775
- Can I introduce myself?
- No.
603
00:26:50,775 --> 00:26:52,611
- Well, I mean, you've
kind of set precedent here.
604
00:26:52,611 --> 00:26:55,880
- We understand but it's
not an open free-fall.
605
00:26:55,880 --> 00:26:57,148
- Oh, it's not.
606
00:26:57,148 --> 00:26:59,551
- You didn't press
charges on David, right?
607
00:26:59,551 --> 00:27:01,186
- Why would we?
608
00:27:01,186 --> 00:27:02,420
- Okay.
609
00:27:02,420 --> 00:27:03,888
- We're not pressing
charges on you either.
610
00:27:03,888 --> 00:27:04,956
We're just asking you to not
damage the artwork that's here.
611
00:27:04,956 --> 00:27:06,758
- Okay if that's, all right.
612
00:27:08,093 --> 00:27:10,328
My name is a Epstein
Didn't Kill Himself Webber.
613
00:27:13,298 --> 00:27:14,699
- Excuse us.
614
00:27:14,699 --> 00:27:16,301
- Thank you, thank you.
615
00:27:16,301 --> 00:27:18,336
- [Cop] Do you have some
identification on you, sir?
616
00:27:18,336 --> 00:27:19,270
- You bet ya.
617
00:27:19,270 --> 00:27:20,472
- [Cop] Can I see it please?
618
00:27:21,873 --> 00:27:23,041
- I doubt it.
619
00:27:23,041 --> 00:27:24,275
Who are you?
620
00:27:24,275 --> 00:27:26,344
- [Cop] I'm the head
of security here.
621
00:27:26,344 --> 00:27:27,412
- I'm Rod Webber,
nice to meet you.
622
00:27:27,412 --> 00:27:28,580
- I don't want to do that Rod,
623
00:27:28,580 --> 00:27:29,681
with your hands
right where they are.
624
00:27:29,681 --> 00:27:30,915
- Fair enough.
625
00:27:30,915 --> 00:27:33,151
- Then they got
arrested, I guess,
626
00:27:33,151 --> 00:27:36,855
removed and security
guards in what may be
627
00:27:36,855 --> 00:27:39,624
the most epic,
628
00:27:39,624 --> 00:27:42,727
real life performance
art I have ever seen.
629
00:27:42,727 --> 00:27:45,530
I mean this in all sincerity.
630
00:27:45,530 --> 00:27:48,767
The security guards then
came in and covered up
631
00:27:48,767 --> 00:27:50,468
Epstein didn't kill himself.
632
00:27:50,468 --> 00:27:52,070
Truly one of the most epic
633
00:27:52,070 --> 00:27:54,739
and glorious moments
in our generation,
634
00:27:54,739 --> 00:27:55,940
in our lives, in history maybe.
635
00:27:55,940 --> 00:27:58,009
It was just such
a perfect storm.
636
00:27:58,009 --> 00:27:59,811
- Running for president,
637
00:27:59,811 --> 00:28:01,746
Epstein Didn't
Kill Himself 2020.
638
00:28:04,249 --> 00:28:05,250
Am I being arrested?
639
00:28:06,251 --> 00:28:09,654
(acoustic guitar music)
640
00:28:10,588 --> 00:28:11,823
Back in New Hampshire,
641
00:28:11,823 --> 00:28:13,992
the news of the day was
CNN changing the rules
642
00:28:13,992 --> 00:28:16,494
to keep Tulsi off
the debate stage.
643
00:28:16,494 --> 00:28:19,197
In a democracy you'd think
there would be outrage,
644
00:28:19,197 --> 00:28:20,398
but think again,
645
00:28:20,398 --> 00:28:22,600
because not only was
the media full of shit,
646
00:28:22,600 --> 00:28:24,436
so were all the politicians.
647
00:28:29,741 --> 00:28:31,910
- If we win big, if we
take back the Senate,
648
00:28:31,910 --> 00:28:33,244
we get these things done
649
00:28:33,244 --> 00:28:35,947
that are so important to
the progressive cause.
650
00:28:35,947 --> 00:28:38,316
So I just view us
as one big tent.
651
00:28:38,316 --> 00:28:40,518
And that's how you could
see me on the debate stage.
652
00:28:40,518 --> 00:28:43,822
I'm literally friends with
the other people up there.
653
00:28:43,822 --> 00:28:45,090
- [Rod] How do you
feel about them
654
00:28:45,090 --> 00:28:46,491
keeping Tulsi off
the debate stage,
655
00:28:46,491 --> 00:28:49,094
by changing the rules
at the last minute?
656
00:28:49,994 --> 00:28:51,329
- There's a lot of
657
00:28:52,931 --> 00:28:54,799
industry in dialing up
658
00:28:54,799 --> 00:28:58,903
the outrage and fear
about our systems,
659
00:28:58,903 --> 00:29:01,139
and I totally understand it.
660
00:29:03,308 --> 00:29:05,844
- Between the 2016 primary
and the Iowa caucus,
661
00:29:05,844 --> 00:29:08,279
which many people are
seeing both to be botched,
662
00:29:08,279 --> 00:29:09,848
or at least that's
the way they feel.
663
00:29:09,848 --> 00:29:11,049
Regardless of who wins,
664
00:29:11,049 --> 00:29:13,752
how can we restore
faith to the electorate
665
00:29:13,752 --> 00:29:16,121
that there's actually
a DNC that's gonna do
666
00:29:16,121 --> 00:29:17,522
what's right for the people?
667
00:29:18,723 --> 00:29:21,292
- Look, my job in this
is to be a candidate,
668
00:29:21,292 --> 00:29:22,560
not to be the DNC.
669
00:29:22,560 --> 00:29:23,561
- Why do you look familiar?
670
00:29:23,561 --> 00:29:24,763
- I just wanted to say,
671
00:29:24,763 --> 00:29:27,599
if CNN smoked more
weed with Jimmy Dore,
672
00:29:27,599 --> 00:29:28,533
you know what I'm saying?
673
00:29:28,533 --> 00:29:29,768
- Make a better life choices.
674
00:29:29,768 --> 00:29:31,336
- They'd be making
better life choices,
675
00:29:31,336 --> 00:29:32,670
and they'll let you
on the debate stage.
676
00:29:32,670 --> 00:29:34,906
- So Tulsi being kept on CNN.
677
00:29:34,906 --> 00:29:37,776
It's obvious they're not
colluding with the DNC
678
00:29:37,776 --> 00:29:39,711
or the democratic establishment.
679
00:29:39,711 --> 00:29:41,246
And I think it's another sign
680
00:29:41,246 --> 00:29:43,481
that not only is democracy
alive, but it's thriving.
681
00:29:44,816 --> 00:29:45,650
I mean,
682
00:29:46,818 --> 00:29:48,019
I don't understand
how there aren't
683
00:29:48,019 --> 00:29:49,254
yellow vests in
the street already.
684
00:29:49,254 --> 00:29:52,257
I mean, how much more
do you have to be shown
685
00:29:52,257 --> 00:29:55,226
that the oligarchs
are screwing you,
686
00:29:55,226 --> 00:29:57,028
and they're doing it
right out in the open.
687
00:29:57,028 --> 00:29:58,630
And they're doing it
through their media,
688
00:29:58,630 --> 00:30:00,799
and they're doing it
through social media.
689
00:30:00,799 --> 00:30:02,300
Now they're taking down,
690
00:30:02,300 --> 00:30:04,636
they're going back purging
people on social media.
691
00:30:05,804 --> 00:30:08,740
It's getting, you know,
it's getting not good.
692
00:30:08,740 --> 00:30:10,675
- Mayor Pete Buttigieg
actually popped up
693
00:30:10,675 --> 00:30:12,010
on the screen here.
694
00:30:12,010 --> 00:30:14,445
People in the crowd
started booing him,
695
00:30:14,445 --> 00:30:16,915
and they started chanting
Wall Street Pete.
696
00:30:16,915 --> 00:30:18,550
- [Rod] Why the outroar?
697
00:30:18,550 --> 00:30:20,952
Well, after the 2016
(indistinct) showed the DNC
698
00:30:20,952 --> 00:30:23,254
he had rigged the
primaries against Sanders,
699
00:30:23,254 --> 00:30:27,225
it was revealed that Pete
paid $42,000 to Shadow Inc,
700
00:30:27,225 --> 00:30:30,328
an app used to tabulate
the Iowa caucuses.
701
00:30:30,328 --> 00:30:32,063
Pete declared
victory over Sanders,
702
00:30:32,063 --> 00:30:34,566
despite results
showing a virtual tie.
703
00:30:34,566 --> 00:30:35,834
And while Pete's unethical
704
00:30:35,834 --> 00:30:37,335
and possibly criminal behavior
705
00:30:37,335 --> 00:30:38,937
was boring mainstream
journalists,
706
00:30:38,937 --> 00:30:40,905
like John Heilemann to sleep,
707
00:30:40,905 --> 00:30:42,807
the people wanted answers.
708
00:30:42,807 --> 00:30:44,442
There was only one solution.
709
00:30:45,677 --> 00:30:47,712
Out comes the helmet.
710
00:30:47,712 --> 00:30:50,448
(dramatic music)
711
00:31:03,895 --> 00:31:05,363
- Since the Venusians
rigged the election,
712
00:31:05,363 --> 00:31:06,931
you think it'll sway
to the Martians?
713
00:31:06,931 --> 00:31:08,199
- Yeah, probably.
714
00:31:08,199 --> 00:31:10,235
- Is this a threat
to democracy, sir?
715
00:31:11,870 --> 00:31:13,438
- I'm still learning
a little bit more
716
00:31:13,438 --> 00:31:15,273
of the details of what
happened yesterday.
717
00:31:15,273 --> 00:31:17,141
Someone said that there
are paper records,
718
00:31:17,141 --> 00:31:18,676
but the app was failing.
719
00:31:19,878 --> 00:31:21,346
- [Rod] It wasn't
quite time to vote,
720
00:31:21,346 --> 00:31:23,081
so I conducted an online poll
721
00:31:23,081 --> 00:31:26,017
to see what concerns
people had about the mayor.
722
00:31:26,017 --> 00:31:28,519
Topping the list where
his ties to the CIA,
723
00:31:28,519 --> 00:31:31,155
his poor relationship with
the black community as mayor,
724
00:31:31,155 --> 00:31:32,357
creating homeless people
725
00:31:32,357 --> 00:31:34,492
and kicking them
out of their camps.
726
00:31:34,492 --> 00:31:37,629
And using the Shadow
app to rig Iowa.
727
00:31:37,629 --> 00:31:39,430
Mayor Pete, when are
you going to address
728
00:31:39,430 --> 00:31:42,100
the Venusian housing crisis?
729
00:31:42,100 --> 00:31:43,801
They're using the Shadow app
730
00:31:43,801 --> 00:31:46,204
in order to get the homeless
people off the street.
731
00:31:46,204 --> 00:31:48,606
Is there something you can
do about that, Mayor Pete?
732
00:31:48,606 --> 00:31:50,942
Please address the issue for us.
733
00:31:50,942 --> 00:31:53,211
Will you address the Shadow app?
734
00:31:54,679 --> 00:31:56,047
What, what is it ma'am?
735
00:31:56,047 --> 00:31:57,315
- You're blocking
the (indistinct).
736
00:31:57,315 --> 00:31:58,316
- Oh, I see.
737
00:31:58,316 --> 00:31:59,417
You want me to move?
738
00:31:59,417 --> 00:32:00,351
Are you giving me an order?
739
00:32:00,351 --> 00:32:01,286
- I'm giving you an order.
740
00:32:01,286 --> 00:32:02,520
- [Rod] Okay, I'm happy to move.
741
00:32:02,520 --> 00:32:03,621
Will you got your
hands off of me?
742
00:32:03,621 --> 00:32:04,656
You're assaulting me.
743
00:32:04,656 --> 00:32:05,790
- I am not assaulting you.
744
00:32:05,790 --> 00:32:07,258
- [Rod] You're
assaulting me, ma'am.
745
00:32:07,258 --> 00:32:08,459
- I'm moving you along.
746
00:32:08,459 --> 00:32:09,694
- [Rod] All you have
to do is tell me to go.
747
00:32:09,694 --> 00:32:10,528
You don't have to
touch me, ma'am.
748
00:32:10,528 --> 00:32:11,996
- Stay right here.
749
00:32:11,996 --> 00:32:13,231
- [Rod] there's a good touch
and there's a bad touch.
750
00:32:13,231 --> 00:32:15,633
Ma'am, you gave me
a bad touch, ma'am.
751
00:32:15,633 --> 00:32:17,502
How dare you, sir?
752
00:32:17,502 --> 00:32:18,870
How dare you?
753
00:32:25,977 --> 00:32:27,211
- Excuse me sir.
754
00:32:28,079 --> 00:32:29,747
- Joe Biden.
755
00:32:29,747 --> 00:32:32,750
Joe Biden, the Venusians
have revealed action.
756
00:32:32,750 --> 00:32:34,552
And it's go to the Martians.
757
00:32:34,552 --> 00:32:36,220
What is your authority, sir?
758
00:32:36,220 --> 00:32:39,991
This is gonna create a cold
total corruption of democracy.
759
00:32:39,991 --> 00:32:42,060
How can people have
faith when the Shadow app
760
00:32:42,060 --> 00:32:46,164
is being used by the Venusians
to sway democracy, sir?
761
00:32:47,932 --> 00:32:48,933
Joe Biden.
762
00:32:48,933 --> 00:32:50,168
- Go get 'em.
763
00:32:50,168 --> 00:32:53,771
- Joe Biden, what you
hidin', Joe Biden,
764
00:32:53,771 --> 00:32:56,007
Joe Biden, what you hidin'?
765
00:32:56,007 --> 00:32:56,808
Joe Biden.
766
00:33:02,880 --> 00:33:06,351
- When people start
promoting conspiracy theories
767
00:33:06,351 --> 00:33:07,452
they lose me.
768
00:33:07,452 --> 00:33:09,020
- It's all very suspicious.
769
00:33:09,020 --> 00:33:12,657
- It wasn't one campaign
somehow manipulating numbers.
770
00:33:12,657 --> 00:33:14,959
Now you look at what's
come out afterwards.
771
00:33:14,959 --> 00:33:17,895
They've been pretty
incompetent for a long time.
772
00:33:17,895 --> 00:33:20,365
- I'm here with Bernie Sanders.
773
00:33:20,365 --> 00:33:21,799
Behind me is Lord Buckethead.
774
00:33:22,934 --> 00:33:25,703
Lord Buckethead
and Bernie Sanders.
775
00:33:27,472 --> 00:33:28,306
Hey, Bernie.
776
00:33:29,240 --> 00:33:31,175
Seems like a nice guy.
777
00:33:31,175 --> 00:33:32,176
- Look, it's Bernie.
778
00:33:33,444 --> 00:33:36,247
- Who's gonna help
Lord Buckethead,
779
00:33:36,247 --> 00:33:39,117
ascend to galactic prominence,
780
00:33:39,117 --> 00:33:40,518
and really set
everything straight.
781
00:33:40,518 --> 00:33:42,420
I think it's gonna happen.
782
00:33:42,420 --> 00:33:44,589
(yelling)
783
00:33:55,933 --> 00:33:58,770
- Have you heard
of Amy Klobuchar?
784
00:33:58,770 --> 00:34:01,406
(crowd chanting)
785
00:34:04,942 --> 00:34:07,879
- Vermin, Vermin,
Vermin rules supreme.
786
00:34:07,879 --> 00:34:11,082
Vermin, Vermin,
Vermin rules supreme.
787
00:34:11,082 --> 00:34:13,384
- We are here preaching
the good word,
788
00:34:13,384 --> 00:34:15,086
of Lord Vermin Supreme,
789
00:34:15,086 --> 00:34:18,089
who's soon to be your
American President.
790
00:34:22,126 --> 00:34:24,796
(crowd talking)
791
00:34:26,497 --> 00:34:27,698
- He has been doing it.
792
00:34:27,698 --> 00:34:30,868
- I ain't giving
in to any fuck off.
793
00:34:30,868 --> 00:34:34,739
He's willing to fucking
earn it, for himself.
794
00:34:34,739 --> 00:34:36,340
So back off!
795
00:34:36,340 --> 00:34:38,810
- We love President Trump.
796
00:34:38,810 --> 00:34:41,245
(band music)
797
00:34:47,452 --> 00:34:48,986
- They'll never let him win.
798
00:34:48,986 --> 00:34:51,456
I hope he does, but
they'll never let him.
799
00:34:52,924 --> 00:34:55,827
- [Rod] So would you vote for
Bernie if he was the nominee?
800
00:34:55,827 --> 00:34:59,263
- I would have a harder
time making a decision.
801
00:34:59,263 --> 00:35:04,202
- [Woman] Are you saying
you like Bernie Sanders?
802
00:35:05,336 --> 00:35:07,271
- Oh yeah, I was hoping
he'd win last night.
803
00:35:07,271 --> 00:35:10,374
- [Crowd] Bernie,
Bernie, Bernie, Bernie,
804
00:35:10,374 --> 00:35:12,977
Bernie, Bernie, Bernie, Bernie.
805
00:35:22,253 --> 00:35:23,955
- I know you're not gonna
give me your endorsement,
806
00:35:23,955 --> 00:35:26,791
but would I be second
choice after Bernie Sanders?
807
00:35:28,860 --> 00:35:30,761
There are no second
choices this year.
808
00:35:31,996 --> 00:35:33,798
- The New York Times
will endorse two people.
809
00:35:33,798 --> 00:35:34,866
We only get one vote.
810
00:35:39,704 --> 00:35:41,405
- Peter is your
faction of the CIA
811
00:35:41,405 --> 00:35:44,575
more powerful than Donald
Trump's faction of the CIA?
812
00:35:44,575 --> 00:35:47,712
Will you use the Grindr
app to defeat Shadow, Inc?
813
00:35:47,712 --> 00:35:52,717
Are you going to release the
JFK files, and the 9/11 tapes?
814
00:35:53,751 --> 00:35:54,919
I'm the only
presidential candidate
815
00:35:54,919 --> 00:35:57,388
investigating Jeffrey
Epstein's death.
816
00:35:57,388 --> 00:35:59,190
Why won't you debate me?
817
00:35:59,190 --> 00:36:00,691
Come back, Mayor Pete.
818
00:36:00,691 --> 00:36:02,894
I want to smother you in mayo.
819
00:36:07,031 --> 00:36:10,768
Senator Warren, can
I ask a question?
820
00:36:10,768 --> 00:36:14,005
Why do you refuse to take
pictures with Vermin Supreme?
821
00:36:14,005 --> 00:36:15,873
What happened to decorum Liz?
822
00:36:15,873 --> 00:36:17,141
What happened to decorum?
823
00:36:18,309 --> 00:36:19,544
This wasn't the
first time decorum
824
00:36:19,544 --> 00:36:21,746
had come up on the
campaign trail.
825
00:36:21,746 --> 00:36:23,981
Vermin and I had used
humor as a tactic,
826
00:36:23,981 --> 00:36:26,150
but we were also seriously
fighting the court
827
00:36:26,150 --> 00:36:28,319
against an obscure
New Hampshire law,
828
00:36:28,319 --> 00:36:30,188
which Trump used
against me in court,
829
00:36:30,188 --> 00:36:32,223
claiming unlicensed
security guards
830
00:36:32,223 --> 00:36:36,194
could use deadly force to
maintain so-called decorum.
831
00:36:39,797 --> 00:36:42,033
(yelling)
832
00:36:44,936 --> 00:36:47,205
- In fact, I can name
myself as security guy
833
00:36:47,205 --> 00:36:48,906
and I can kill you
and you and you
834
00:36:48,906 --> 00:36:51,475
and I can kill all of
you to maintain decorum,
835
00:36:51,475 --> 00:36:53,344
according to these
laws together.
836
00:36:58,149 --> 00:37:00,718
You expect this shit from
Trump, but goddamn it,
837
00:37:00,718 --> 00:37:03,821
suddenly Elizabeth Warren was
also using extreme measures
838
00:37:03,821 --> 00:37:07,658
to try to keep us down
in the name of decorum.
839
00:37:07,658 --> 00:37:09,460
- [Cop] Can you just
stand on the sidewalk
840
00:37:09,460 --> 00:37:10,661
and assist from there?
841
00:37:10,661 --> 00:37:11,963
- So, you know, I got
my body camera on,
842
00:37:11,963 --> 00:37:13,130
it's audio and
visually recording.
843
00:37:13,130 --> 00:37:14,565
- Oh well buy him too.
844
00:37:14,565 --> 00:37:16,000
So we're all even.
845
00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:17,668
- You understand, this is
totally under your cooperation,
846
00:37:17,668 --> 00:37:19,170
everyone being cooperative here.
847
00:37:19,170 --> 00:37:20,771
- [Man] Why are you calling
Elizabeth Warren (indistinct)?
848
00:37:20,771 --> 00:37:21,906
- I'm a documentarian.
849
00:37:21,906 --> 00:37:24,642
I'm making a documentary
of the election.
850
00:37:24,642 --> 00:37:26,544
I was trying to get
to the next event.
851
00:37:26,544 --> 00:37:28,045
It's pretty simple.
852
00:37:28,045 --> 00:37:31,882
It's a standard tradition
that's happened for decades.
853
00:37:31,882 --> 00:37:33,684
- [Vermin] Is Mister
Webber been detained, sir?
854
00:37:33,684 --> 00:37:34,485
- Yeah, he is being detained.
855
00:37:34,485 --> 00:37:35,319
Good job, Vermin.
856
00:37:35,319 --> 00:37:36,520
Step back more.
857
00:37:36,520 --> 00:37:37,755
- [Vermin] Thank
you very much, sir.
858
00:37:39,824 --> 00:37:42,260
Police, I'd like to
report a car theft.
859
00:37:42,260 --> 00:37:44,128
(indistinct)
860
00:37:44,128 --> 00:37:45,062
- They're stealing my car.
861
00:37:45,062 --> 00:37:47,265
- The press is no longer free.
862
00:37:47,265 --> 00:37:48,399
- Any questions for me?
863
00:37:49,467 --> 00:37:50,635
- Did we have to do this?
864
00:37:50,635 --> 00:37:51,469
- Do what?
865
00:37:59,343 --> 00:38:02,446
♪ Joe Biden ♪
866
00:38:02,446 --> 00:38:06,417
♪ Wrote the Patriot Act ♪
867
00:38:06,417 --> 00:38:10,288
♪ Now we're all screwed ♪
868
00:38:10,288 --> 00:38:14,959
♪ There's nothing to do ♪
869
00:38:14,959 --> 00:38:18,229
♪ Joe Biden ♪
870
00:38:18,229 --> 00:38:21,899
♪ Works with segregationists ♪
871
00:38:21,899 --> 00:38:25,836
♪ Now we're all screwed ♪
872
00:38:25,836 --> 00:38:28,706
♪ There's nothing to do ♪
873
00:38:28,706 --> 00:38:30,875
♪ We're all screwed ♪
874
00:38:30,875 --> 00:38:35,046
♪ Joe Biden is bringing
us down the big hill ♪
875
00:38:35,046 --> 00:38:38,549
♪ We're all going down ♪
876
00:38:38,549 --> 00:38:41,986
♪ Joe Biden ♪
877
00:38:41,986 --> 00:38:45,723
♪ Who wrote the Patriot Act ♪
878
00:38:45,723 --> 00:38:49,593
♪ Now we're all screwed ♪
879
00:38:49,593 --> 00:38:53,731
♪ The country is screwed ♪
880
00:38:53,731 --> 00:38:58,235
♪ The country is screwed ♪
881
00:38:58,235 --> 00:39:01,305
♪ Joe Biden ♪
882
00:39:01,305 --> 00:39:05,276
♪ Who wrote the Patriot Act ♪
883
00:39:05,276 --> 00:39:08,012
♪ Now we're all screwed ♪
884
00:39:08,012 --> 00:39:09,547
Goodbye, Joe.
885
00:39:09,547 --> 00:39:12,249
We love you, we love you all.
886
00:39:12,249 --> 00:39:15,486
And I hope you continue
screwing America
887
00:39:15,486 --> 00:39:19,557
because America loves
being screwed by you.
888
00:39:21,459 --> 00:39:24,061
(horn honking)
889
00:39:31,869 --> 00:39:35,606
(classical orchestral music)
890
00:39:38,709 --> 00:39:40,644
- [Rod Voiceover] It
was inexplicable that
the establishment
891
00:39:40,644 --> 00:39:42,580
was pushing Joe
Biden when crowds
892
00:39:42,580 --> 00:39:44,148
were even more
indifferent to him
893
00:39:44,148 --> 00:39:46,183
than they were to
Hillary Clinton.
894
00:39:46,183 --> 00:39:48,018
But I had to remind myself
they were pushing Joe Biden
895
00:39:48,018 --> 00:39:50,354
because he was a company man.
896
00:39:52,056 --> 00:39:53,991
Hopefully the media
would ignore the fact
897
00:39:53,991 --> 00:39:56,560
that Buttigieg had
lines for literal miles,
898
00:39:57,795 --> 00:39:59,697
and Joe Biden had nothing.
899
00:39:59,697 --> 00:40:01,732
But here we are.
900
00:40:06,937 --> 00:40:08,672
- This is the adult in the room.
901
00:40:08,672 --> 00:40:11,809
This guy is really smart.
902
00:40:11,809 --> 00:40:13,177
He's dynamic, he'll grow,
903
00:40:13,177 --> 00:40:14,979
he's in the prime of his life
904
00:40:14,979 --> 00:40:16,347
as opposed to the end of it.
905
00:40:16,347 --> 00:40:17,648
And I think a lot of
people are gonna think,
906
00:40:17,648 --> 00:40:21,051
Bernie Sanders is 78 years old.
907
00:40:21,051 --> 00:40:24,722
- He's the first gay candidate
to run for president.
908
00:40:24,722 --> 00:40:27,525
So as a gay man
in my mid fifties,
909
00:40:27,525 --> 00:40:29,560
Pete is living my
best life right now.
910
00:40:29,560 --> 00:40:33,364
- Obviously to me, black issues
are really important to me.
911
00:40:33,364 --> 00:40:34,899
And Pete has been
someone who has shown
912
00:40:34,899 --> 00:40:37,101
that he is not capable
of handling these issues
913
00:40:37,101 --> 00:40:38,536
in the way that they
should be handled.
914
00:40:38,536 --> 00:40:40,237
I just feel like
if he cannot handle
915
00:40:40,237 --> 00:40:42,139
race relations in his own city,
916
00:40:42,139 --> 00:40:44,074
the only thing that he's
had any true experience
917
00:40:44,074 --> 00:40:46,110
of responsibility of,
how can he be trusted
918
00:40:46,110 --> 00:40:48,078
to handle race
relations in a country
919
00:40:48,078 --> 00:40:50,414
that has been destroyed almost,
920
00:40:50,414 --> 00:40:51,782
and just constantly
kind of conflicted
921
00:40:51,782 --> 00:40:52,950
with these types of issues.
922
00:40:52,950 --> 00:40:54,452
And that's just
something that I don't,
923
00:40:54,452 --> 00:40:57,388
I just don't, I hope he
does not get the nomination.
924
00:40:57,388 --> 00:40:59,490
- Pete Buttigieg is that you?
925
00:40:59,490 --> 00:41:02,593
Mad Pete, your boyish charm,
926
00:41:02,593 --> 00:41:05,229
and your ambition
like Michelangelo
927
00:41:05,229 --> 00:41:07,598
has set my heart aflutter.
928
00:41:07,598 --> 00:41:10,468
All your shameless suckling
at the teat of big pharma,
929
00:41:10,468 --> 00:41:13,037
and the military
industrial apparatus,
930
00:41:13,037 --> 00:41:15,906
is truly awe-inspiring.
931
00:41:15,906 --> 00:41:18,843
How I will caress
that apparatus, Pete.
932
00:41:18,843 --> 00:41:20,044
Oh, you know, I sure was.
933
00:41:20,044 --> 00:41:22,446
The empty vessel which
stands before me,
934
00:41:22,446 --> 00:41:25,716
I would ravage in
unspeakable ways,
935
00:41:25,716 --> 00:41:28,385
financially and sexually.
936
00:41:28,385 --> 00:41:30,855
Your willingness to
exploit disinformation
937
00:41:30,855 --> 00:41:32,423
and screw the American public
938
00:41:32,423 --> 00:41:35,326
like only a soulless
vampire can,
939
00:41:35,326 --> 00:41:38,329
makes me moist in
the naughty bits.
940
00:41:38,329 --> 00:41:40,231
Oh Mayor Pete,
941
00:41:40,231 --> 00:41:42,132
you're such a sexy.
942
00:41:43,300 --> 00:41:45,970
I can't wait for
you to be president.
943
00:41:47,104 --> 00:41:48,672
We're here at an
Elizabeth Warren event
944
00:41:48,672 --> 00:41:50,441
in Charleston, South Carolina.
945
00:41:50,441 --> 00:41:54,845
I can't hold back my excitement.
946
00:41:54,845 --> 00:41:56,580
My space credentials here.
947
00:41:56,580 --> 00:41:58,048
It makes it all real.
948
00:41:58,048 --> 00:41:59,016
- [Man] All real?
949
00:41:59,016 --> 00:41:59,984
- It's all coming together.
950
00:41:59,984 --> 00:42:00,784
- [Man] That's the way to do it.
951
00:42:00,784 --> 00:42:02,019
- Just like your paper.
952
00:42:02,019 --> 00:42:03,320
You write it down
on a piece of paper,
953
00:42:03,320 --> 00:42:05,122
and you're a documentarian,
you're press.
954
00:42:05,122 --> 00:42:07,491
It feels like it's
a lot of white folks
955
00:42:07,491 --> 00:42:08,626
who are standing next to
956
00:42:08,626 --> 00:42:11,228
a cool black guy for legitimacy.
957
00:42:11,228 --> 00:42:12,796
Do you think that's effective?
958
00:42:12,796 --> 00:42:15,132
- Are you coming for
Elizabeth Warren?
959
00:42:15,132 --> 00:42:16,567
Have you thought about
the imminent threat
960
00:42:16,567 --> 00:42:17,902
of space meteoroid?
961
00:42:17,902 --> 00:42:19,136
- No I have not.
962
00:42:19,136 --> 00:42:20,604
- Have you thought
about meteor attack?
963
00:42:20,604 --> 00:42:21,772
Are you undecided?
964
00:42:21,772 --> 00:42:23,307
- I am press.
965
00:42:23,307 --> 00:42:24,241
- Ah, well,
966
00:42:24,241 --> 00:42:26,076
I'm running for space president,
967
00:42:26,076 --> 00:42:27,344
and I'm the only candidate,
968
00:42:27,344 --> 00:42:29,213
and Elizabeth Warren
is not doing this,
969
00:42:29,213 --> 00:42:31,115
that has a plan
for meteor attack,
970
00:42:31,115 --> 00:42:33,250
and will open an
investigation to the death
971
00:42:33,250 --> 00:42:36,320
of Sandra Bland
and Michael Brown.
972
00:42:36,320 --> 00:42:38,889
She also doesn't care about
Flint's clean drinking water.
973
00:42:38,889 --> 00:42:40,824
- I agree, couldn't agree more.
974
00:42:40,824 --> 00:42:42,927
- What are you gonna
do about space meteors?
975
00:42:42,927 --> 00:42:44,128
- I've got lasers,
976
00:42:44,128 --> 00:42:45,429
Elizabeth Warren hasn't
thought it through.
977
00:42:45,429 --> 00:42:47,731
- [Man] We do not allow
folks with costumes,
978
00:42:47,731 --> 00:42:48,766
noisemakers.
- It's not
979
00:42:48,766 --> 00:42:49,733
a costume, it's a uniform.
980
00:42:49,733 --> 00:42:53,504
Unless the kids understand.
981
00:42:53,504 --> 00:42:56,473
Elizabeth Warren can't take
questions from an adult,
982
00:42:56,473 --> 00:42:58,976
but she'll she let in a kid.
983
00:42:58,976 --> 00:43:00,678
Are you guys space
journalists, too?
984
00:43:02,146 --> 00:43:05,316
(crowd chanting)
985
00:43:05,316 --> 00:43:06,884
Back on the other
side of Charleston,
986
00:43:06,884 --> 00:43:08,619
I went to see Mayor Pete again.
987
00:43:08,619 --> 00:43:10,187
Again, he sent cops,
988
00:43:10,187 --> 00:43:12,423
so he wouldn't have
to answer questions.
989
00:43:12,423 --> 00:43:13,591
And that's when I decided
990
00:43:13,591 --> 00:43:14,725
to turn the tables.
991
00:43:16,026 --> 00:43:17,695
- Sir, what are you doing?
992
00:43:17,695 --> 00:43:18,629
- What are you doing?
993
00:43:18,629 --> 00:43:19,863
Have you been drinking there?
994
00:43:19,863 --> 00:43:20,731
I see you got a
little cup there.
995
00:43:21,832 --> 00:43:24,034
Do you have any drugs on you?
996
00:43:24,034 --> 00:43:25,469
- Why would I have
any drugs on me?
997
00:43:25,469 --> 00:43:27,404
- Well, that's a no nap,
998
00:43:27,404 --> 00:43:30,040
and with you police types.
999
00:43:30,040 --> 00:43:32,009
Do you have any illegal
firearms with you?
1000
00:43:32,009 --> 00:43:33,444
- That's not very polite.
1001
00:43:33,444 --> 00:43:34,612
No, but are you-
1002
00:43:34,612 --> 00:43:36,280
- Do you have any
illegal firearms on you?
1003
00:43:36,280 --> 00:43:37,114
- Of course not.
1004
00:43:37,114 --> 00:43:37,948
Of course not.
1005
00:43:37,948 --> 00:43:38,782
- Are you sure?
1006
00:43:38,782 --> 00:43:39,617
Can I pat you down?
1007
00:43:39,617 --> 00:43:41,285
- If you touch me, then-
1008
00:43:41,285 --> 00:43:42,620
- I'm asking your consent.
1009
00:43:42,620 --> 00:43:44,555
- No, I'm not, I'm not
giving you consent.
1010
00:43:44,555 --> 00:43:45,489
- Okay.
1011
00:43:45,489 --> 00:43:46,991
- I'm not asking your consent.
1012
00:43:46,991 --> 00:43:48,192
I'm asking why are standing in
front of these two vehicles.
1013
00:43:48,192 --> 00:43:49,426
- And I'm asking
you if you have any
1014
00:43:49,426 --> 00:43:50,928
illegal firearms or
illegal drugs on you.
1015
00:43:50,928 --> 00:43:53,097
- Congratulations, you can
ask all day, step over here.
1016
00:43:54,565 --> 00:43:55,833
- Thanks so much for that.
1017
00:43:55,833 --> 00:43:57,568
- [Rod] Hey Mayor
Pete, you're gonna,
1018
00:43:57,568 --> 00:43:59,503
Mayor Pete will you
free Julian Assange?
1019
00:43:59,503 --> 00:44:01,238
- Never got a thumbs
up or a heart, did I?
1020
00:44:01,238 --> 00:44:02,272
- I like his little microphone.
1021
00:44:02,272 --> 00:44:04,208
- You're getting
a lot of laughs.
1022
00:44:04,208 --> 00:44:05,843
- I should do stand up.
1023
00:44:05,843 --> 00:44:07,177
Are you good?
1024
00:44:07,177 --> 00:44:09,313
- I feel like I'm all
right at the moment.
1025
00:44:09,313 --> 00:44:12,316
I'm a little bit intimidated
by all your firearms
1026
00:44:12,316 --> 00:44:13,851
and illegal drug use.
1027
00:44:13,851 --> 00:44:15,753
But again, you didn't
let me pat down.
1028
00:44:16,954 --> 00:44:18,422
You didn't let me pat you down.
1029
00:44:18,422 --> 00:44:20,190
I have to make that assumption.
1030
00:44:20,190 --> 00:44:21,425
- No, you don't have to.
1031
00:44:21,425 --> 00:44:23,394
I haven't made that
assumption about you,
1032
00:44:23,394 --> 00:44:24,962
and you say cops do that.
1033
00:44:24,962 --> 00:44:26,263
- Here we go again.
1034
00:44:26,263 --> 00:44:28,632
I mean, you know that
statistically speaking,
1035
00:44:28,632 --> 00:44:29,833
you go off and you kind of,
1036
00:44:29,833 --> 00:44:32,202
you pop up off
trigger a little much.
1037
00:44:32,202 --> 00:44:33,971
- That's a little harsh.
1038
00:44:33,971 --> 00:44:35,339
- Statistically speaking.
1039
00:44:36,940 --> 00:44:39,243
I mean, fbi.gov, you know,
1040
00:44:39,243 --> 00:44:40,644
says it right there
in black and white.
1041
00:44:40,644 --> 00:44:42,146
You go up on their page.
1042
00:44:43,881 --> 00:44:45,115
- Actually.
1043
00:44:45,115 --> 00:44:46,817
- No, why would I
believe the FBI?
1044
00:44:46,817 --> 00:44:50,020
But I'm just saying according
to, you know, your buddies.
1045
00:44:51,188 --> 00:44:52,790
- [Woman] Trump's winning too.
1046
00:44:52,790 --> 00:44:54,525
- [Man] Sounds
good, that is bogus.
1047
00:44:56,226 --> 00:44:58,696
- [Rod] Who would win, Trump
or Jesus, in an election?
1048
00:44:58,696 --> 00:45:00,164
- Jesus would win the election,
1049
00:45:00,164 --> 00:45:04,268
but then he'll have, Trump
be his Vice President.
1050
00:45:04,268 --> 00:45:05,936
- Who would win, Trump or Jesus?
1051
00:45:05,936 --> 00:45:08,172
- Trump.
- Jesus and Trump.
1052
00:45:08,172 --> 00:45:09,640
- Jesus or Trump?
1053
00:45:09,640 --> 00:45:12,276
If there was an election
tomorrow between
Trump and Jesus,
1054
00:45:12,276 --> 00:45:13,110
who would win?
1055
00:45:15,245 --> 00:45:16,480
- Jesus, Jesus.
1056
00:45:17,414 --> 00:45:18,916
- Jesus inside of Trump.
1057
00:45:18,916 --> 00:45:20,184
- Jesus, man.
1058
00:45:20,184 --> 00:45:22,686
- [Rod] Is that baby
Jesus or Big Jesus.
1059
00:45:22,686 --> 00:45:24,621
I was thinking Big Jesus.
1060
00:45:24,621 --> 00:45:26,223
- I wouldn't be voting
for either of them.
1061
00:45:26,223 --> 00:45:27,458
- [Man] God bless you, sir.
1062
00:45:27,458 --> 00:45:28,525
You mind if I say a
quick prayer for you?
1063
00:45:28,525 --> 00:45:29,760
- Sure.
1064
00:45:29,760 --> 00:45:30,661
- Well, Father God,
what's your name?
1065
00:45:30,661 --> 00:45:31,562
- [Rod] Rod.
1066
00:45:31,562 --> 00:45:32,963
- Rod?
1067
00:45:32,963 --> 00:45:34,898
Just lift up brother
Rod to you right now.
1068
00:45:34,898 --> 00:45:36,567
Lord straighten him
from the top of his head
1069
00:45:36,567 --> 00:45:38,068
to the soles of
his feet, oh God.
1070
00:45:38,068 --> 00:45:40,104
Fill him up with your
Holy Spirit, oh God.
1071
00:45:40,104 --> 00:45:43,107
Allow him to fulfill
the plan and the destiny
1072
00:45:43,107 --> 00:45:44,475
that you have called him to do,
1073
00:45:44,475 --> 00:45:45,943
and his ministry oh God,
1074
00:45:45,943 --> 00:45:48,011
in Jesus Christ's mighty name.
1075
00:45:48,011 --> 00:45:49,246
God bless you there, sir.
1076
00:45:49,246 --> 00:45:50,881
So here's the question.
- Yeah.
1077
00:45:52,082 --> 00:45:53,417
- What do you think
about people saying
1078
00:45:53,417 --> 00:45:57,054
that Trump is like God.
1079
00:45:57,054 --> 00:45:59,823
- [Rod] It's crazy, that's
why I'm asking the question.
1080
00:46:03,160 --> 00:46:04,094
- Oh, sorry.
1081
00:46:04,094 --> 00:46:05,596
This is a back of house arrival,
1082
00:46:05,596 --> 00:46:07,765
and so all press has to
move to credential space.
1083
00:46:08,932 --> 00:46:11,168
- [Rod] Again, this
is a public space.
1084
00:46:11,168 --> 00:46:12,336
So it shouldn't be a problem.
1085
00:46:12,336 --> 00:46:13,837
- All right (indistinct)
1086
00:46:13,837 --> 00:46:16,340
When I say, fire it up,
and you say, ready to go.
1087
00:46:16,340 --> 00:46:17,641
Ready? Fire it up.
1088
00:46:17,641 --> 00:46:18,742
- [All] Ready to go.
1089
00:46:18,742 --> 00:46:19,576
- Fire it up.
1090
00:46:19,576 --> 00:46:20,477
- Ready to go.
1091
00:46:20,477 --> 00:46:21,345
- Fire it up.
1092
00:46:21,345 --> 00:46:22,813
- Ready to go.
1093
00:46:22,813 --> 00:46:24,515
- Okay, what's another good one?
1094
00:46:29,820 --> 00:46:32,156
- [Rod] Press, I'm press.
1095
00:46:32,156 --> 00:46:33,991
- [Cop] Where's
your credentials?
1096
00:46:33,991 --> 00:46:35,159
Where's your credentials?
1097
00:46:35,159 --> 00:46:37,561
- You don't need
credentials for press.
1098
00:46:37,561 --> 00:46:40,764
Is this Nazi Germany or
is this the United States?
1099
00:46:42,132 --> 00:46:44,902
(crowd cheering)
1100
00:46:59,016 --> 00:47:01,485
- Everybody, thank
you, thank you.
1101
00:47:01,485 --> 00:47:03,187
- You wrote the
Patriot Act ushering in
1102
00:47:03,187 --> 00:47:05,155
a thousand years of
George Orwell, huh?
1103
00:47:06,056 --> 00:47:07,624
How does that feel?
1104
00:47:07,624 --> 00:47:09,760
How does that feel?
1105
00:47:09,760 --> 00:47:13,363
- [Crowd] Let's go
Joe, let's go Joe.
1106
00:47:13,363 --> 00:47:14,598
- No hard questions.
1107
00:47:14,598 --> 00:47:17,201
You had security come
over and muscle people.
1108
00:47:17,201 --> 00:47:19,269
Forget about the first
amendment, right?
1109
00:47:20,737 --> 00:47:23,106
How about all those people
rotting in Guantanamo Bay?
1110
00:47:23,106 --> 00:47:26,143
Shouldn't there be
a transparent trial,
1111
00:47:26,143 --> 00:47:29,413
for the greatest crime
in modern US history?
1112
00:47:29,413 --> 00:47:30,881
- [Crowd] Let's go
Joe, let's go Joe.
1113
00:47:30,881 --> 00:47:34,852
- [Rod] But I get it,
you don't care, I get it.
1114
00:47:34,852 --> 00:47:38,689
(classical orchestral music)
1115
00:47:40,991 --> 00:47:42,693
- [Rod Voiceover] South
Carolina was delightful,
1116
00:47:42,693 --> 00:47:43,927
but I almost forgot to mention
1117
00:47:43,927 --> 00:47:45,095
that in the middle of all that,
1118
00:47:45,095 --> 00:47:46,597
I put on my lawyer hat,
1119
00:47:46,597 --> 00:47:50,767
and won my Art Basel case in
Florida, representing myself.
1120
00:47:50,767 --> 00:47:52,402
Art has prevailed.
1121
00:47:52,402 --> 00:47:54,504
But, within days,
Palm Beach police
1122
00:47:54,504 --> 00:47:56,907
issued a new warrant
for my arrest.
1123
00:47:56,907 --> 00:47:58,408
Within days of that,
1124
00:47:58,408 --> 00:48:00,711
Donald Trump was on the
news contradicting himself
1125
00:48:00,711 --> 00:48:04,915
about COVID-19, AKA coronavirus.
1126
00:48:04,915 --> 00:48:07,918
(thunder crashing)
1127
00:48:12,155 --> 00:48:13,090
- [News Reporter] Months ahead
1128
00:48:13,090 --> 00:48:14,858
of the 2020 national election,
1129
00:48:14,858 --> 00:48:17,794
President Trump is under
fire for the way he's handled
1130
00:48:17,794 --> 00:48:20,163
the coronavirus
outbreak in the US.
1131
00:48:20,163 --> 00:48:21,565
- [Trump] The coronavirus.
1132
00:48:21,565 --> 00:48:23,300
This is their new hoax.
1133
00:48:23,300 --> 00:48:24,968
We have it totally
under control.
1134
00:48:24,968 --> 00:48:26,370
- [News Reporter]
Priorities USA.
1135
00:48:26,370 --> 00:48:29,473
A Democratic Super PAC
is running an attack ad
1136
00:48:29,473 --> 00:48:32,609
in key battleground states,
such as Florida, Michigan,
1137
00:48:32,609 --> 00:48:34,711
Pennsylvania, and Wisconsin.
1138
00:48:34,711 --> 00:48:36,980
The Trump campaign is so unhappy
1139
00:48:36,980 --> 00:48:39,483
it sent out cease
and desist letters
1140
00:48:39,483 --> 00:48:41,852
to local television
stations in an effort
1141
00:48:41,852 --> 00:48:44,288
to get the ad
knocked off the air.
1142
00:48:44,288 --> 00:48:45,722
- [Trump] We really think
we've done a great job
1143
00:48:45,722 --> 00:48:47,724
in keeping it down to a minimum.
1144
00:48:47,724 --> 00:48:49,826
I like this stuff,
I really get it.
1145
00:48:49,826 --> 00:48:51,728
People are surprised
that I understand it.
1146
00:48:51,728 --> 00:48:53,730
No, I don't take responsibility.
1147
00:48:53,730 --> 00:48:58,068
- We started seeing, we saw
Ahmed Arbery get murdered.
1148
00:48:58,068 --> 00:49:01,371
We saw Casey Cooper get
harassed by a white woman,
1149
00:49:01,371 --> 00:49:05,943
who threatened to call the
police on him in Central Park.
1150
00:49:05,943 --> 00:49:07,544
And then we had George Floyd.
1151
00:49:07,544 --> 00:49:09,012
Now everything blows up,
1152
00:49:09,012 --> 00:49:11,548
because we basically we said
we had enough is enough.
1153
00:49:11,548 --> 00:49:13,583
And then we started
hitting the streets,
1154
00:49:13,583 --> 00:49:16,787
after months of saying
we can't hit the streets.
1155
00:49:16,787 --> 00:49:19,323
And I tell people all the time,
1156
00:49:19,323 --> 00:49:22,693
the reason why we hit the
streets is the same reason
1157
00:49:22,693 --> 00:49:26,129
why we didn't hit the
streets months prior.
1158
00:49:26,129 --> 00:49:27,831
We were afraid for our lives,
1159
00:49:27,831 --> 00:49:29,599
and we were looking
out for each other.
1160
00:49:29,599 --> 00:49:31,802
The same rule applies.
1161
00:49:31,802 --> 00:49:33,537
And look who we
had to deal with.
1162
00:49:33,537 --> 00:49:35,339
The same folks
who came out there
1163
00:49:35,339 --> 00:49:37,307
saying that they were
fighting for our freedom,
1164
00:49:37,307 --> 00:49:39,242
when they was telling
us not to wear a mask,
1165
00:49:39,242 --> 00:49:43,680
and all that, are
now in our face,
1166
00:49:43,680 --> 00:49:46,049
trying to say that they're
fighting for freedom
1167
00:49:47,417 --> 00:49:50,721
by keeping us from not
being killed by the police.
1168
00:49:52,155 --> 00:49:53,623
Defund the police,
1169
00:49:53,623 --> 00:49:57,327
because the current structure
of police does not work.
1170
00:50:04,901 --> 00:50:06,603
- [Rod] Admittedly
COVID and the lockdowns
1171
00:50:06,603 --> 00:50:07,804
threw a wrench in my plans
1172
00:50:07,804 --> 00:50:09,573
to troll the
presidential election.
1173
00:50:09,573 --> 00:50:12,609
But George Floyd was dead
in Minneapolis was burning.
1174
00:50:12,609 --> 00:50:15,445
So it was time to put all
that aside and get serious.
1175
00:50:15,445 --> 00:50:17,814
Aside from humor,
spectacle, and trolling,
1176
00:50:17,814 --> 00:50:20,384
there was one other force
for good in my toolkit.
1177
00:50:20,384 --> 00:50:21,251
Live streaming.
1178
00:50:23,020 --> 00:50:26,223
- Burn this motherfucker down!
1179
00:50:26,223 --> 00:50:28,091
Burn it down.
1180
00:50:28,091 --> 00:50:31,161
- Again, we are in
Minneapolis right now.
1181
00:50:31,161 --> 00:50:32,462
The city is burning.
1182
00:50:37,768 --> 00:50:38,802
- George Floyd.
1183
00:50:38,802 --> 00:50:40,303
He couldn't breathe man.
1184
00:50:40,303 --> 00:50:42,939
- The lesson from George
Floyd and his family though,
1185
00:50:42,939 --> 00:50:45,909
we're not for none
of this bullshit.
1186
00:51:04,061 --> 00:51:05,495
- The man was in handcuffs.
1187
00:51:05,495 --> 00:51:06,496
He could have let him up,
1188
00:51:06,496 --> 00:51:08,432
put them in the police car,
1189
00:51:08,432 --> 00:51:09,499
take him to jail.
1190
00:51:10,834 --> 00:51:13,203
But instead he gave him death.
1191
00:51:13,203 --> 00:51:14,971
And what warrants death?
1192
00:51:16,473 --> 00:51:19,876
For him, being on his
stomach, being in handcuffs,
1193
00:51:19,876 --> 00:51:21,711
why did that warrant death?
1194
00:51:21,711 --> 00:51:24,281
Why does compliance
warrant death?
1195
00:51:24,281 --> 00:51:27,884
Why does out there selling
cigarettes warrant death?
1196
00:51:29,252 --> 00:51:32,722
Why are we wasting tax dollars
to train these suckers,
1197
00:51:32,722 --> 00:51:34,191
for something they
know damn well
1198
00:51:34,191 --> 00:51:35,725
they shouldn't be doing anyway?
1199
00:51:36,960 --> 00:51:39,463
They are the biggest
gang-bangers,
1200
00:51:39,463 --> 00:51:41,031
the biggest cartel,
1201
00:51:41,031 --> 00:51:42,766
the biggest serial killers.
1202
00:51:44,334 --> 00:51:45,869
You know, it's a fine line
1203
00:51:45,869 --> 00:51:47,904
between a cop and
a fucking criminal.
1204
00:51:49,139 --> 00:51:50,907
All them boys have
crossed the line.
1205
00:52:04,054 --> 00:52:06,490
- So it is May 29th
and the National Guard
1206
00:52:06,490 --> 00:52:09,559
and a massive militarized
police force are out.
1207
00:52:09,559 --> 00:52:11,928
They claim to be here to
prevent property damage.
1208
00:52:11,928 --> 00:52:13,630
Yet, in many cases,
1209
00:52:13,630 --> 00:52:16,266
actually stop residents from
saving their belongings.
1210
00:52:17,501 --> 00:52:19,202
If you look down this way,
1211
00:52:19,202 --> 00:52:21,605
you can kind of
see the firetrucks
1212
00:52:21,605 --> 00:52:24,541
spraying down the
buildings in the distance.
1213
00:52:24,541 --> 00:52:27,444
So in actuality, you got all
these storm troopers here,
1214
00:52:27,444 --> 00:52:29,412
standing around to say
that they're here to help,
1215
00:52:29,412 --> 00:52:31,014
but it's actually the community,
1216
00:52:31,014 --> 00:52:32,549
without the aid
of the government,
1217
00:52:32,549 --> 00:52:34,284
who have come together
to begin to clean up
1218
00:52:34,284 --> 00:52:36,653
and assist each other
through mutual aid.
1219
00:52:36,653 --> 00:52:38,622
And even those who
lost their homes
1220
00:52:38,622 --> 00:52:41,258
still support George Floyd.
1221
00:52:41,258 --> 00:52:43,593
- This is 400 years
in the making.
1222
00:52:43,593 --> 00:52:45,428
- Can you tell me
what's going on here?
1223
00:52:45,428 --> 00:52:47,330
- So there were donations
1224
00:52:47,330 --> 00:52:49,132
that were asked for
on Facebook here,
1225
00:52:49,132 --> 00:52:50,400
and they just overflowed.
1226
00:52:50,400 --> 00:52:52,068
The community has overflowed,
1227
00:52:52,068 --> 00:52:54,938
and just been so amazing
and brought so much.
1228
00:52:54,938 --> 00:52:57,741
And right now it's
just kind of like
1229
00:52:57,741 --> 00:52:59,609
a free-for-all,
take what you need.
1230
00:52:59,609 --> 00:53:01,912
- If they catch them stealing
some food for their kids,
1231
00:53:01,912 --> 00:53:03,146
they have to die.
1232
00:53:03,146 --> 00:53:04,748
Now they have to,
now their children.
1233
00:53:04,748 --> 00:53:06,983
Now their child has to
have the fucking story
1234
00:53:06,983 --> 00:53:09,486
of how their mom,
or how their dad,
1235
00:53:09,486 --> 00:53:12,189
had to go out and get some
bread and milk and die,
1236
00:53:12,189 --> 00:53:15,559
because Trump said, if you
loot, they're gonna shoot.
1237
00:53:18,562 --> 00:53:20,530
- Everybody across the world,
1238
00:53:20,530 --> 00:53:23,600
they say something
about Colin Kaepernick,
1239
00:53:23,600 --> 00:53:25,268
disrespecting the flag,
1240
00:53:25,268 --> 00:53:27,704
but he told you, he warned you,
1241
00:53:29,105 --> 00:53:31,875
when are y'all gonna listen
to us African Americans?
1242
00:53:31,875 --> 00:53:34,211
When are you gonna
stay with people?
1243
00:53:34,211 --> 00:53:36,146
And now, think of this.
1244
00:53:37,013 --> 00:53:38,882
We got a white officer,
1245
00:53:41,618 --> 00:53:43,853
with a black man,
1246
00:53:43,853 --> 00:53:45,522
who's taking a knee,
1247
00:53:46,623 --> 00:53:48,692
on the black man's neck.
1248
00:53:48,692 --> 00:53:51,361
(horns honking)
1249
00:53:54,164 --> 00:53:57,367
- What happened to
the land of the free?
1250
00:53:57,367 --> 00:53:59,236
- The most important
thing that we're gonna do,
1251
00:53:59,236 --> 00:54:01,371
is protect the
freedom to assemble.
1252
00:54:01,371 --> 00:54:03,240
- But how can you
protect our freedom
1253
00:54:03,240 --> 00:54:06,042
when our kids are dying
because of their color?
1254
00:54:06,042 --> 00:54:07,877
- Ma'am, I have a job, right?
1255
00:54:08,979 --> 00:54:10,380
- But you're here to protect.
1256
00:54:11,815 --> 00:54:14,884
You're here to
protect and serve.
1257
00:54:14,884 --> 00:54:16,886
They've been serving,
not protecting us.
1258
00:54:17,854 --> 00:54:18,688
- Look,
1259
00:54:19,689 --> 00:54:22,559
all I can do is listen.
1260
00:54:22,559 --> 00:54:25,996
- You don't just have to listen.
1261
00:54:25,996 --> 00:54:29,199
You can do something to help us.
1262
00:54:29,199 --> 00:54:34,204
You guys can put a
stop to all this.
1263
00:54:34,804 --> 00:54:36,640
(yelling)
1264
00:54:40,377 --> 00:54:42,879
(drumming)
1265
00:54:42,879 --> 00:54:44,581
(crowd chanting)
1266
00:54:44,581 --> 00:54:46,283
- Ain't no power like
the power of the people,
1267
00:54:46,283 --> 00:54:49,286
'cause the power of
the people don't stop.
1268
00:54:49,286 --> 00:54:51,554
(chanting)
1269
00:54:52,689 --> 00:54:54,524
- No justice, no peace.
1270
00:54:56,026 --> 00:54:57,427
- For the time being,
1271
00:54:57,427 --> 00:55:00,764
it looks like the police
have completely ceded
1272
00:55:00,764 --> 00:55:02,966
the half of the town,
1273
00:55:02,966 --> 00:55:05,702
all this stuff here that
was burned out yesterday,
1274
00:55:05,702 --> 00:55:07,070
they're moving past that.
1275
00:55:08,371 --> 00:55:11,308
♪ We want justice ♪
1276
00:55:11,308 --> 00:55:13,576
♪ We want justice ♪
1277
00:55:13,576 --> 00:55:15,412
- [Rod Voiceover] By day
four tensions were rising.
1278
00:55:15,412 --> 00:55:17,547
Law enforcement had
gone from rubber bullets
1279
00:55:17,547 --> 00:55:18,915
to loaded weapons.
1280
00:55:18,915 --> 00:55:20,417
By the end of the night,
1281
00:55:20,417 --> 00:55:22,652
we were dodging bullets
and police vans were used
1282
00:55:22,652 --> 00:55:23,987
to deploy flash bangs.
1283
00:55:29,392 --> 00:55:31,294
- [Man] You just pulled
a real gun on him?
1284
00:55:31,294 --> 00:55:32,962
You pulled a real gun?
1285
00:55:32,962 --> 00:55:33,797
- Fuck 12.
1286
00:55:35,398 --> 00:55:36,766
I can't see shit.
1287
00:55:36,766 --> 00:55:37,600
Fuck 12.
1288
00:55:40,804 --> 00:55:41,838
- [Woman] Show me
what you really is.
1289
00:55:41,838 --> 00:55:43,773
Put that shit down.
1290
00:55:43,773 --> 00:55:44,841
- [Rod] Holy shit.
1291
00:55:44,841 --> 00:55:46,643
(indistinct)
1292
00:55:46,643 --> 00:55:48,578
- The police just shot me.
1293
00:55:48,578 --> 00:55:51,014
We have the right to protest.
1294
00:55:59,189 --> 00:56:02,058
- The United States is
capitalism run amok.
1295
00:56:02,058 --> 00:56:04,160
And we need a better system.
1296
00:56:09,766 --> 00:56:11,534
- [Rod] Yeah, it's
gonna catch fire.
1297
00:56:11,534 --> 00:56:12,902
Yeah.
1298
00:56:12,902 --> 00:56:14,270
Whoa.
1299
00:56:14,270 --> 00:56:15,438
Oh shit shit shit shit.
1300
00:56:18,141 --> 00:56:20,610
(guns firing)
1301
00:56:20,610 --> 00:56:21,444
Holy Shit.
1302
00:56:23,079 --> 00:56:26,182
That guy's shooting a real
gun, driving the pickup truck.
1303
00:56:44,467 --> 00:56:47,470
(confused shouting)
1304
00:56:54,844 --> 00:56:58,114
- Get on that thing,
get on that thing!
1305
00:57:08,358 --> 00:57:09,259
Holy shit.
1306
00:57:12,162 --> 00:57:12,996
Holy shit.
1307
00:57:18,868 --> 00:57:21,304
The cops just did a drive by.
1308
00:57:22,272 --> 00:57:24,274
This is America burning down.
1309
00:57:27,410 --> 00:57:30,146
But in a way, don't you
think that we deserved it
1310
00:57:30,146 --> 00:57:32,282
creating the country
on a foundation
1311
00:57:32,282 --> 00:57:36,453
of the genocide of one
race, the Native Americans,
1312
00:57:36,453 --> 00:57:38,555
and the enslavement of another?
1313
00:57:40,256 --> 00:57:45,261
♪ Oh child ♪
1314
00:57:48,164 --> 00:57:51,000
♪ Ode to violence ♪
1315
00:57:54,571 --> 00:57:57,407
(lyrics muffled)
1316
00:58:36,179 --> 00:58:37,580
- And they're jealous,
1317
00:58:37,580 --> 00:58:40,016
because I get more
press than they do.
1318
00:58:40,016 --> 00:58:40,950
- That's right.
1319
00:58:40,950 --> 00:58:42,185
- Even they lose all the time.
1320
00:58:42,185 --> 00:58:43,453
- And who cares
if you win anyhow?
1321
00:58:43,453 --> 00:58:44,921
It makes no sense.
1322
00:58:44,921 --> 00:58:47,190
You've jailed people for
suspended driver's licenses,
1323
00:58:47,190 --> 00:58:48,758
smoking weed, victimless crimes,
1324
00:58:48,758 --> 00:58:50,426
all that, driving while black.
1325
00:58:50,426 --> 00:58:53,429
I mean, you're doing the Lord's
work there, so who cares?
1326
00:58:53,429 --> 00:58:55,398
You should've just
do like Donald Trump.
1327
00:58:55,398 --> 00:58:57,100
It doesn't matter if
there's an election,
1328
00:58:57,100 --> 00:58:58,701
postpone the election.
1329
00:58:58,701 --> 00:59:00,803
That's what I would
have done if I were you.
1330
00:59:00,803 --> 00:59:03,907
Just say screw you
to the election.
1331
00:59:03,907 --> 00:59:07,277
- Well, you think that
they went into secret room.
1332
00:59:08,344 --> 00:59:09,279
- Well, why not? Why not?
1333
00:59:09,279 --> 00:59:10,513
He's doing that with the mail.
1334
00:59:10,513 --> 00:59:14,183
So reroute the mail and
basically just make it
1335
00:59:14,183 --> 00:59:15,552
so the Democrats can't vote.
1336
00:59:15,552 --> 00:59:17,654
He gave you a pardon,
why can't he do that?
1337
00:59:17,654 --> 00:59:19,856
- I love it when he
goes to meet Putin,
1338
00:59:21,658 --> 00:59:23,059
or the rocket man.
1339
00:59:23,059 --> 00:59:24,561
- It's because he's owning them.
1340
00:59:24,561 --> 00:59:26,696
It's like he's putting a
strap on and owning Putin,
1341
00:59:26,696 --> 00:59:28,298
getting him, getting
him, getting him,
1342
00:59:28,298 --> 00:59:30,266
strap on, boom, boom, boom.
1343
00:59:30,266 --> 00:59:31,734
- No, no.
1344
00:59:31,734 --> 00:59:35,405
The other reason is, is
that he goes in a back room.
1345
00:59:35,405 --> 00:59:37,574
Now he doesn't drink the smoke.
1346
00:59:37,574 --> 00:59:39,008
- Yeah, well you
do his strap on.
1347
00:59:39,008 --> 00:59:39,943
- Yeah, you're right.
1348
00:59:39,943 --> 00:59:41,177
I was the director of Mexico.
1349
00:59:41,177 --> 00:59:43,212
I used to go in a back
room with Noriega.
1350
00:59:44,380 --> 00:59:45,548
But even though you're,
1351
00:59:45,548 --> 00:59:47,450
even though he
could be your enemy.
1352
00:59:47,450 --> 00:59:48,384
- Be black one too.
1353
00:59:48,384 --> 00:59:49,852
- You neutralize him.
1354
00:59:49,852 --> 00:59:52,255
You don't know what's going
on when he goes private.
1355
00:59:52,255 --> 00:59:53,456
How do you know?
1356
00:59:53,456 --> 00:59:54,924
- Neutralize him.
1357
00:59:54,924 --> 00:59:57,093
- I mean we're doing pretty
good in (indistinct).
1358
00:59:57,093 --> 00:59:58,695
How do we know?
1359
00:59:58,695 --> 01:00:01,464
But they call him a traitor
because he talks to Putin?
1360
01:00:01,464 --> 01:00:04,000
- No, he's dominating.
1361
01:00:04,000 --> 01:00:05,301
He's on top.
1362
01:00:05,301 --> 01:00:08,471
Putin's his sub, Trump's a dom.
1363
01:00:08,471 --> 01:00:11,841
What do you think about Antifa?
1364
01:00:11,841 --> 01:00:13,977
- Well, they've been after me.
1365
01:00:13,977 --> 01:00:15,578
I had a, I had a speech at ASU,
1366
01:00:17,080 --> 01:00:20,550
and they, a lot of them came
to scream at me, spit on me,
1367
01:00:20,550 --> 01:00:21,384
but I love it.
1368
01:00:22,785 --> 01:00:24,053
- You love being spit on?
1369
01:00:27,957 --> 01:00:29,425
Okay.
1370
01:00:29,425 --> 01:00:32,629
- I would say almost everything
I see is from the left wing,
1371
01:00:32,629 --> 01:00:33,830
not from the right wing.
1372
01:00:35,331 --> 01:00:36,666
I'm willing to do anything.
1373
01:00:36,666 --> 01:00:38,768
I want to see peace.
- Then do it, sir.
1374
01:00:38,768 --> 01:00:40,169
Do it, say it.
1375
01:00:40,169 --> 01:00:41,671
- Do you want to call them?
1376
01:00:41,671 --> 01:00:42,639
What do you want to call them?
1377
01:00:42,639 --> 01:00:44,040
Give me a name, give me a name.
1378
01:00:44,040 --> 01:00:45,508
Who would you like to condemn?
1379
01:00:45,508 --> 01:00:46,976
(talking over each other)
1380
01:00:46,976 --> 01:00:49,946
Proud Boys, stand
back and stand by.
1381
01:00:49,946 --> 01:00:52,048
But I'll tell you what
I'll tell you what,
1382
01:00:52,048 --> 01:00:54,951
somebody's got to do something
about Antifa and the left
1383
01:00:54,951 --> 01:00:57,220
because this is not
a right-wing problem.
1384
01:00:57,220 --> 01:00:59,522
This is a left-wing-
1385
01:00:59,522 --> 01:01:01,290
this is a left-wing problem.
1386
01:01:04,394 --> 01:01:05,962
- [Rod Voiceover]
Ah, the Proud Boys.
1387
01:01:05,962 --> 01:01:07,764
Let's rewind a couple months.
1388
01:01:07,764 --> 01:01:09,298
Gregg Housh and I had flown up
1389
01:01:09,298 --> 01:01:12,468
to the Capitol Hill occupied
protests in Seattle.
1390
01:01:13,803 --> 01:01:17,006
And in no time we
stumbled on Tiny Toese,
1391
01:01:17,006 --> 01:01:19,075
who had started the
riot in Providence.
1392
01:01:21,577 --> 01:01:25,114
And the dicks on the
bus go limp, limp, limp,
1393
01:01:25,114 --> 01:01:26,716
limp, limp, limp,
1394
01:01:26,716 --> 01:01:28,284
limp, limp, limp.
1395
01:01:28,284 --> 01:01:30,753
No assaults today
Tiny, that's a first.
1396
01:01:30,753 --> 01:01:32,021
- Did you see me?
1397
01:01:32,021 --> 01:01:33,556
I was just walking
through everybody.
1398
01:01:33,556 --> 01:01:34,857
Did you see me beating up
anybody as I was in here?
1399
01:01:34,857 --> 01:01:36,059
- I'm just asking questions.
1400
01:01:36,059 --> 01:01:36,893
- There you go.
1401
01:01:38,027 --> 01:01:39,462
- [Rod] And there's
plenty of videos of you
1402
01:01:39,462 --> 01:01:41,464
beating up everyone
and you know it, Tiny.
1403
01:01:41,464 --> 01:01:43,733
(shouting)
1404
01:01:46,569 --> 01:01:47,837
- And why is that?
1405
01:01:47,837 --> 01:01:49,138
- Because you're
a fucking bastard.
1406
01:01:53,276 --> 01:01:55,578
(car alarm ringing)
1407
01:01:55,578 --> 01:01:56,646
- Help, get the phone!
1408
01:01:57,980 --> 01:01:59,115
Call the cops.
1409
01:02:10,760 --> 01:02:13,563
- And it's the fourth
state that I've been to
1410
01:02:13,563 --> 01:02:15,398
that I actually ran
into these people,
1411
01:02:15,398 --> 01:02:18,401
like these specific
people, these humans,
1412
01:02:18,401 --> 01:02:21,404
and in every one of
them, they got violent.
1413
01:02:21,404 --> 01:02:24,407
They started violence,
they attacked people.
1414
01:02:24,407 --> 01:02:28,544
And it was always when those
people were not being violent.
1415
01:02:28,544 --> 01:02:30,179
You know, this whole argument
1416
01:02:30,179 --> 01:02:31,748
about the violent
left falls apart
1417
01:02:31,748 --> 01:02:33,683
when you stand in
front of a proud boy,
1418
01:02:33,683 --> 01:02:35,384
'cause they throw
the first punch.
1419
01:02:36,586 --> 01:02:38,154
- Antifa is short
for anti-fascism,
1420
01:02:38,154 --> 01:02:39,555
and it basically means,
1421
01:02:39,555 --> 01:02:42,125
if you are against the
hate politics of today,
1422
01:02:42,125 --> 01:02:44,827
if you're against the kinds
of things that we have seen
1423
01:02:44,827 --> 01:02:48,397
that just basically pit one
community against another,
1424
01:02:48,397 --> 01:02:51,534
in the name of the nation,
1425
01:02:51,534 --> 01:02:54,670
in the name of freedom,
that's fascism.
1426
01:02:54,670 --> 01:02:56,005
You don't want to be that,
1427
01:02:56,005 --> 01:02:57,540
you don't want to be about that.
1428
01:02:57,540 --> 01:03:00,543
And those who aren't about
that are anti-fascist.
1429
01:03:02,445 --> 01:03:05,181
(crowd shouting)
1430
01:03:06,949 --> 01:03:11,354
The Proud Boys are
all (indistinct).
1431
01:03:33,075 --> 01:03:35,578
(guns firing)
1432
01:03:57,633 --> 01:03:59,936
(explosion)
1433
01:04:06,943 --> 01:04:08,377
- [Rod] Hit me in
my right butt cheek.
1434
01:04:08,377 --> 01:04:11,514
- [Man] They got
federal riot control CS,
1435
01:04:11,514 --> 01:04:13,716
which was not used properly.
1436
01:04:13,716 --> 01:04:15,218
That is not supposed to happen.
1437
01:04:15,218 --> 01:04:17,520
- [Rod] So what causes that?
1438
01:04:17,520 --> 01:04:18,988
- Normally wet conditions,
1439
01:04:18,988 --> 01:04:21,023
because they block up the
sticker and stuff right here.
1440
01:04:21,023 --> 01:04:22,391
And then they bust out the side,
1441
01:04:22,391 --> 01:04:24,861
which can create
shrapnel, very dangerous.
1442
01:04:24,861 --> 01:04:28,431
This is a han ball, it's
like a stinger grenade.
1443
01:04:28,431 --> 01:04:31,367
So they shoot all of
these rubber bullets,
1444
01:04:31,367 --> 01:04:35,338
and also CS, tear
gas, is inside of it.
1445
01:04:35,338 --> 01:04:37,273
They're purposely
using it wrong.
1446
01:04:37,273 --> 01:04:39,141
They threw a canister that
I saw personally today,
1447
01:04:39,141 --> 01:04:42,078
that was seven years past its
expiration date, which was CS.
1448
01:04:42,078 --> 01:04:43,179
That turns to cyanide.
1449
01:04:50,119 --> 01:04:51,921
- All right, once again,
we're in Portland.
1450
01:04:51,921 --> 01:04:54,523
If you don't understand
how this rolls,
1451
01:04:54,523 --> 01:04:56,826
basically speeches are
given down the other way,
1452
01:04:56,826 --> 01:05:01,197
people go through a
microphone down there.
1453
01:05:01,197 --> 01:05:03,833
Everything is chill
until the feds
1454
01:05:03,833 --> 01:05:05,968
start getting on the megaphone.
1455
01:05:07,103 --> 01:05:08,871
This is a disturbance
with a riot,
1456
01:05:08,871 --> 01:05:13,075
all that kind of crap, and
get the fuck out of here.
1457
01:05:13,075 --> 01:05:15,244
At which point, this
incites the crowd,
1458
01:05:15,244 --> 01:05:17,179
who threw one bottle.
1459
01:05:18,080 --> 01:05:19,715
Well then shit happens.
1460
01:05:19,715 --> 01:05:22,318
And this is the shit happening.
1461
01:06:39,829 --> 01:06:42,231
(indistinct)
1462
01:06:47,169 --> 01:06:48,871
- You're under oath
to protect the people,
1463
01:06:48,871 --> 01:06:51,474
and you're fucking shooting us.
1464
01:06:53,109 --> 01:06:54,510
Are you okay?
1465
01:06:54,510 --> 01:06:56,245
- Fuck you, fucked up.
1466
01:06:56,245 --> 01:06:57,847
Fuck all of you.
1467
01:06:57,847 --> 01:07:02,051
(muffled shouting) bitches.
1468
01:07:02,051 --> 01:07:04,120
- [Rod] Need a hand, man?
1469
01:07:05,121 --> 01:07:06,255
Need a hand?
1470
01:07:06,255 --> 01:07:07,189
I got your back.
1471
01:07:07,189 --> 01:07:09,258
I got your back, let's go.
1472
01:07:15,064 --> 01:07:18,067
(confused shouting)
1473
01:07:53,969 --> 01:07:58,374
Got hit in the fucking dick
with one of those things.
1474
01:07:59,809 --> 01:08:00,576
- Are you hurt?
1475
01:08:01,744 --> 01:08:04,213
- I want to know
how your boner is.
1476
01:08:04,213 --> 01:08:06,515
- Very hard, very hard.
1477
01:08:06,515 --> 01:08:09,885
- Making you as hard as
the sex workers conference?
1478
01:08:09,885 --> 01:08:11,353
Yeah?
1479
01:08:11,353 --> 01:08:14,090
Would you consider making
out with me right now?
1480
01:08:14,090 --> 01:08:16,859
- No, but thank you.
1481
01:08:16,859 --> 01:08:18,160
- Consensually, of course.
1482
01:08:18,160 --> 01:08:19,762
- Of course, but no.
1483
01:08:19,762 --> 01:08:21,130
- No, but it's consensual.
1484
01:08:21,130 --> 01:08:22,264
- I'm just not into it.
1485
01:08:22,264 --> 01:08:24,567
- We're gonna
consensually make out.
1486
01:08:24,567 --> 01:08:25,768
- No, it's all good.
1487
01:08:25,768 --> 01:08:27,369
- Do you want to go
back to the hotel room?
1488
01:08:27,369 --> 01:08:28,838
That's possible,
but not right here.
1489
01:08:28,838 --> 01:08:30,239
- Consensually?
1490
01:08:30,239 --> 01:08:31,474
- You never know, man.
1491
01:08:31,474 --> 01:08:33,109
- We can smear tear
gas on each other.
1492
01:08:33,109 --> 01:08:34,477
- That sounds fantastic.
1493
01:08:34,477 --> 01:08:36,479
- Roll around in
some jello maybe?
1494
01:08:36,479 --> 01:08:37,546
- What else?
1495
01:08:38,714 --> 01:08:41,283
- I'm thinking, do
you like butter?
1496
01:08:41,283 --> 01:08:42,485
- I love butter.
1497
01:08:42,485 --> 01:08:44,920
(rock music)
1498
01:08:46,288 --> 01:08:47,223
- [Rod] If you don't know him,
1499
01:08:47,223 --> 01:08:48,691
Andrew is a journalist comedian,
1500
01:08:48,691 --> 01:08:51,060
so don't feel too bad I
was giving him a hard time.
1501
01:08:51,060 --> 01:08:52,862
The George Floyd protest there
1502
01:08:52,862 --> 01:08:54,997
had been raging in
Portland for weeks,
1503
01:08:54,997 --> 01:08:57,199
and they showed no
sign of easing up.
1504
01:08:57,199 --> 01:08:58,934
Strangely, it was
my attempt to show
1505
01:08:58,934 --> 01:09:00,569
how peaceful it
was in the daytime
1506
01:09:00,569 --> 01:09:02,404
that was causing an uproar.
1507
01:09:02,404 --> 01:09:03,873
- Fuck the police.
1508
01:09:03,873 --> 01:09:06,509
- [Rod] It was simple,
cute and correct.
1509
01:09:06,509 --> 01:09:08,944
The producer from Fox
News and Ingraham Angle
1510
01:09:08,944 --> 01:09:11,680
reached out to ask
permission to use the video.
1511
01:09:11,680 --> 01:09:13,849
I replied, fuck Fox News.
1512
01:09:15,251 --> 01:09:17,753
Back on the east coast,
back the blue slash Trumpers
1513
01:09:17,753 --> 01:09:19,088
were popping up everywhere.
1514
01:09:19,088 --> 01:09:22,124
So I met up with my
friend, Lauren Pespisa,
1515
01:09:22,124 --> 01:09:23,759
and we began confronting
them head on,
1516
01:09:23,759 --> 01:09:25,961
because Jesus fucking Christ.
1517
01:09:25,961 --> 01:09:27,930
You gotta be kidding me
with this cop fucking.
1518
01:09:30,132 --> 01:09:32,368
Lauren also happens to be
a housing rights advocate,
1519
01:09:32,368 --> 01:09:35,671
and knew firsthand how COVID
was having a devastating impact
1520
01:09:35,671 --> 01:09:38,774
on people out of work
and struggling to get by.
1521
01:09:40,976 --> 01:09:42,811
- So since about March,
1522
01:09:42,811 --> 01:09:44,713
Massachusetts has
had the strongest
1523
01:09:44,713 --> 01:09:47,016
eviction moratorium
in the country,
1524
01:09:47,016 --> 01:09:48,217
where the housing courts
1525
01:09:48,217 --> 01:09:50,553
have been completely
closed across the state,
1526
01:09:50,553 --> 01:09:52,021
and you cannot get evicted.
1527
01:09:52,021 --> 01:09:54,690
However, your debt
will be built up
1528
01:09:54,690 --> 01:09:56,559
if you do not pay your rent.
1529
01:09:56,559 --> 01:09:58,394
And Charlie Baker, our governor,
1530
01:09:58,394 --> 01:10:01,263
has allowed the eviction
moratorium to expire.
1531
01:10:01,263 --> 01:10:03,332
There are a few state
reps who have been pushing
1532
01:10:03,332 --> 01:10:05,701
for this bill called the
Housing Stability Act,
1533
01:10:05,701 --> 01:10:07,069
which will extend
it another year,
1534
01:10:07,069 --> 01:10:08,904
as well as forgive the rent,
1535
01:10:08,904 --> 01:10:11,173
and help the landlords
pay their mortgages.
1536
01:10:11,173 --> 01:10:13,676
Right, like I said
about evictions, the
eviction moratorium.
1537
01:10:13,676 --> 01:10:15,144
Yeah I said, how
can you ask a family
1538
01:10:15,144 --> 01:10:16,645
to be the last
family to be evicted,
1539
01:10:16,645 --> 01:10:18,847
before you decide
there's enough data
1540
01:10:18,847 --> 01:10:21,617
to extend the
eviction moratorium?
1541
01:10:21,617 --> 01:10:23,419
- This is all the more
reason why I keep saying
1542
01:10:23,419 --> 01:10:25,421
we cannot rely on
our politicians.
1543
01:10:25,421 --> 01:10:26,622
- [Lauren] No, we can cannot.
1544
01:10:26,622 --> 01:10:27,890
- No matter how
this election goes,
1545
01:10:27,890 --> 01:10:29,258
there's still
gonna be a problem.
1546
01:10:29,258 --> 01:10:30,426
- [Lauren] Exactly.
1547
01:10:30,426 --> 01:10:31,760
- We're not just dealing
with (indistinct),
1548
01:10:31,760 --> 01:10:33,462
but with just dealing
with everyday life.
1549
01:10:33,462 --> 01:10:35,931
And that's all the more
reason why I keep on saying,
1550
01:10:35,931 --> 01:10:37,633
we have to build our own spaces.
1551
01:10:37,633 --> 01:10:40,369
We have to maintain our
own internet presence,
1552
01:10:40,369 --> 01:10:42,771
without being told,
without Facebook telling us
1553
01:10:42,771 --> 01:10:44,607
that we can have one like that.
1554
01:10:44,607 --> 01:10:49,278
I mean, autonomy is
important as hell.
1555
01:10:52,514 --> 01:10:54,149
- [Rod] What's
happening, Lauren?
1556
01:10:54,149 --> 01:10:55,684
- Fucking cops have
torn down the camp,
1557
01:10:55,684 --> 01:10:57,553
then decided to put a big
old ugly cage around it.
1558
01:10:57,553 --> 01:11:00,022
And now it's like they're
smashing furniture.
1559
01:11:00,022 --> 01:11:01,223
- I'm Calvin Atwood.
1560
01:11:01,223 --> 01:11:03,525
I started a protest for
the homeless people,
1561
01:11:05,594 --> 01:11:08,631
and they said they was
gonna help us find housing,
1562
01:11:08,631 --> 01:11:11,900
and we could stay on their
property until they did.
1563
01:11:11,900 --> 01:11:13,836
And this morning, it showed up
1564
01:11:13,836 --> 01:11:17,473
with Staties and
cutting people's tents,
1565
01:11:17,473 --> 01:11:20,576
cutting people's
tents, and removing us.
1566
01:11:21,543 --> 01:11:22,845
And we have nowhere to go.
1567
01:11:24,480 --> 01:11:26,415
- [Rod] You don't have to
deal with the police tell you.
1568
01:11:27,516 --> 01:11:28,984
- This is sad.
1569
01:11:28,984 --> 01:11:31,287
The city, the state,
1570
01:11:31,287 --> 01:11:33,956
does not care about
their homeless people.
1571
01:11:33,956 --> 01:11:35,724
They don't care
about people, period,
1572
01:11:35,724 --> 01:11:38,861
obviously, if they're doing
this to their homeless people.
1573
01:11:41,430 --> 01:11:43,098
- [Lauren] Protect and serve?
1574
01:11:43,098 --> 01:11:45,768
What happened to
protect and serve?
1575
01:11:45,768 --> 01:11:47,970
(shouting)
1576
01:12:13,762 --> 01:12:15,964
- [Rod] Get off his neck.
1577
01:12:15,964 --> 01:12:17,399
Get off his neck.
1578
01:12:24,406 --> 01:12:25,941
What did he do? What did he do?
1579
01:12:27,443 --> 01:12:29,144
He didn't touch anyone.
1580
01:12:29,144 --> 01:12:32,381
- I was (indistinct).
1581
01:12:32,381 --> 01:12:34,183
I was dancing (indistinct).
1582
01:12:36,652 --> 01:12:38,587
♪ Cancel taxes, cancel taxes ♪
1583
01:12:38,587 --> 01:12:42,291
♪ Cancel taxes, cancel taxes ♪
1584
01:12:42,291 --> 01:12:43,325
- [Rod] You want to
tell me about this?
1585
01:12:43,325 --> 01:12:45,260
- It's pretty much common sense,
1586
01:12:45,260 --> 01:12:48,030
if they cancel rent
for the next two years.
1587
01:12:48,030 --> 01:12:50,466
I mean, how are people
gonna fix anything?
1588
01:12:50,466 --> 01:12:53,035
- What am I hearing about
burning your properties down?
1589
01:12:53,035 --> 01:12:56,038
- Well, we had the
housing crash in 1987.
1590
01:12:56,038 --> 01:12:57,873
Landlords were in dire straits,
1591
01:12:57,873 --> 01:13:01,777
and back then some of them
did burn down their properties
1592
01:13:01,777 --> 01:13:03,011
for mortgage,
1593
01:13:04,246 --> 01:13:05,781
for insurance payments.
1594
01:13:05,781 --> 01:13:08,851
- Conservatives were becoming
increasingly fixated on Q Anon
1595
01:13:08,851 --> 01:13:10,886
and pedophile sex offenders.
1596
01:13:10,886 --> 01:13:14,757
This breathed new life
into groups like NSC-131,
1597
01:13:14,757 --> 01:13:16,258
Super Happy Fun America,
1598
01:13:16,258 --> 01:13:19,461
and a Q Anon church,
who could be seen openly
1599
01:13:19,461 --> 01:13:21,296
coordinating with
law enforcement,
1600
01:13:21,296 --> 01:13:23,766
with the purpose of
terrorizing lefties.
1601
01:13:25,000 --> 01:13:26,502
- Americans don't wear a mask.
1602
01:13:27,870 --> 01:13:29,371
If there's a virus out there,
1603
01:13:29,371 --> 01:13:33,642
You take it, you get it
in, and you get rid of it.
1604
01:13:33,642 --> 01:13:35,477
It's the Democratic Party
1605
01:13:35,477 --> 01:13:38,046
that believes in
the Ku Klux Klan,
1606
01:13:38,046 --> 01:13:39,681
you know that?
1607
01:13:39,681 --> 01:13:42,618
- The Nazi skull on top
of the Confederate flag.
1608
01:13:42,618 --> 01:13:45,854
- We are a pro white
street oriented fraternity.
1609
01:13:45,854 --> 01:13:48,056
- Why don't you go and give
George Soros a blowjob?
1610
01:13:48,056 --> 01:13:49,291
That's what you want
to do, isn't it?
1611
01:13:49,291 --> 01:13:51,927
- How much is George
Soros paying you?
1612
01:13:51,927 --> 01:13:53,429
- How much is
Donald Trump paying
1613
01:13:53,429 --> 01:13:55,631
to stick his dick in your mouth?
1614
01:13:55,631 --> 01:13:58,867
- He doesn't have to, I'll
suck his cock any day for free.
1615
01:13:58,867 --> 01:14:00,269
Because he's such a good guy?
1616
01:14:02,871 --> 01:14:05,040
- [News Reporter] Charges that
Jeffrey Epstein was running
1617
01:14:05,040 --> 01:14:08,110
a sex trafficking ring
in the early 2000s
1618
01:14:08,110 --> 01:14:12,147
that included under age girls,
as young as 14 years old.
1619
01:14:12,147 --> 01:14:14,149
- [News Reporter] Donald
Trump in 2002 said of Epstein,
1620
01:14:14,149 --> 01:14:15,684
He's a lot of fun to be with.
1621
01:14:15,684 --> 01:14:18,086
It's even said that he
likes beautiful women
1622
01:14:18,086 --> 01:14:19,354
as much as I do.
1623
01:14:19,354 --> 01:14:21,490
And many of them are
on the younger side.
1624
01:14:21,490 --> 01:14:24,493
- He routinely spoke
fawningly of Jeffrey.
1625
01:14:24,493 --> 01:14:26,829
He admired Epstein's lifestyle.
1626
01:14:26,829 --> 01:14:27,863
- [Interviewer] Your daughter.
1627
01:14:27,863 --> 01:14:29,631
- [Trump] She's beautiful.
1628
01:14:29,631 --> 01:14:31,099
- [Interviewer] Can I
say this, piece of ass?
1629
01:14:31,099 --> 01:14:33,202
- [Trump] She's actually
always been very voluptuous.
1630
01:14:33,202 --> 01:14:35,204
- What does Tiffany
have of Marla's?
1631
01:14:35,204 --> 01:14:36,672
- [Trump] She's
got Marla's legs.
1632
01:14:36,672 --> 01:14:40,476
We don't know whether or
not she's got this part yet.
1633
01:14:40,476 --> 01:14:42,311
- What do you think about
the Ghislaine Maxwell papers
1634
01:14:42,311 --> 01:14:44,480
that came out the other day?
1635
01:14:44,480 --> 01:14:45,681
- Why?
1636
01:14:45,681 --> 01:14:46,615
- Because you're
wearing a Trump hat
1637
01:14:46,615 --> 01:14:47,950
and he went to pedophile island.
1638
01:14:47,950 --> 01:14:49,485
- Why is that your business?
1639
01:14:49,485 --> 01:14:50,719
- Because you're
wearing a Trump hat.
1640
01:14:50,719 --> 01:14:53,088
- I don't talk to
media, so what?
1641
01:14:53,088 --> 01:14:54,490
- It seemed like you are.
1642
01:14:54,490 --> 01:14:55,724
- We're free in this country.
1643
01:14:55,724 --> 01:14:56,892
I got a right to
my opinion, right?
1644
01:14:56,892 --> 01:14:58,360
- You're free to
associate with pedos.
1645
01:14:58,360 --> 01:15:00,929
How do you feel about Donald
Trump being a pedophile?
1646
01:15:00,929 --> 01:15:03,499
- So if that's proven to be
true, I will not support him,
1647
01:15:03,499 --> 01:15:05,067
but I feel that we don't
have enough evidence.
1648
01:15:05,067 --> 01:15:07,102
Just like we don't have enough
evidence for Bill Clinton.
1649
01:15:07,102 --> 01:15:08,604
I think that would be more.
1650
01:15:08,604 --> 01:15:10,339
So I will never
support a pedophile.
1651
01:15:10,339 --> 01:15:11,473
You can get that on here.
1652
01:15:11,473 --> 01:15:12,541
I will never
support a pedophile.
1653
01:15:12,541 --> 01:15:13,775
- You're wearing a pedo hat.
1654
01:15:13,775 --> 01:15:15,644
If you want to come
right down to it,
1655
01:15:15,644 --> 01:15:18,013
a pedophile hat, you're
wearing a Donald Trump hat.
1656
01:15:18,013 --> 01:15:19,481
So you're wearing
a pedophile hat.
1657
01:15:19,481 --> 01:15:20,716
- Bill Clinton, you
have a good day.
1658
01:15:20,716 --> 01:15:22,084
- You came to a
blue balls rally.
1659
01:15:22,084 --> 01:15:22,918
Isn't that what it is?
1660
01:15:22,918 --> 01:15:24,186
It's a pedophile rally.
1661
01:15:24,186 --> 01:15:25,921
- You have a good day,
because you know what?
1662
01:15:25,921 --> 01:15:27,389
- Because 400 years of slavery,
1663
01:15:27,389 --> 01:15:29,491
and you know, so they
had to riot and loot
1664
01:15:29,491 --> 01:15:31,693
and you know, you got it.
1665
01:15:31,693 --> 01:15:33,729
That's right, so you
came to the pedo rally,
1666
01:15:33,729 --> 01:15:35,397
you know, to talk
about fucking children.
1667
01:15:35,397 --> 01:15:36,598
That's what you do, right?
1668
01:15:36,598 --> 01:15:39,067
You're wearing a pedo hat, dude.
1669
01:15:39,067 --> 01:15:40,335
Pedo.
1670
01:15:40,335 --> 01:15:41,670
- Say hello Stalin for
me, will you buddies?
1671
01:15:41,670 --> 01:15:43,872
- Stalin? How did
we get to Stalin?
1672
01:15:45,574 --> 01:15:48,210
- Donald Trump's a creepy
rapey motherfucker.
1673
01:15:48,210 --> 01:15:51,013
- The media is gonna distort
anything to fit the narrative
1674
01:15:51,013 --> 01:15:52,915
that they want out there.
1675
01:15:55,217 --> 01:15:56,385
What's gonna get views?
1676
01:15:56,385 --> 01:15:57,719
What's gonna get ratings?
1677
01:15:57,719 --> 01:15:59,621
- E Jean Caroll, the
advice columnist,
1678
01:15:59,621 --> 01:16:01,456
who Donald Trump raped
in a dressing room
1679
01:16:01,456 --> 01:16:04,760
in like the 90s, and
who has been working
1680
01:16:04,760 --> 01:16:06,795
through the court
system, which is corrupt,
1681
01:16:06,795 --> 01:16:09,264
to continue to press this issue.
1682
01:16:09,264 --> 01:16:11,400
- Rod and Lauren
thought that the media
1683
01:16:11,400 --> 01:16:13,902
would ignore, was
ignoring this issue.
1684
01:16:13,902 --> 01:16:17,673
So they got a whole
bunch of props,
1685
01:16:17,673 --> 01:16:19,274
dicks and pussies,
1686
01:16:19,274 --> 01:16:21,310
and went to a Trump event.
1687
01:16:22,744 --> 01:16:25,013
- [Rod] Tell me about this
prop that you have here.
1688
01:16:25,013 --> 01:16:25,981
- This is a vagina.
1689
01:16:28,984 --> 01:16:31,720
- [Rod] How do you access
it, how do you make it go?
1690
01:16:31,720 --> 01:16:32,955
- You gotta find the clit,
1691
01:16:32,955 --> 01:16:34,723
but cops don't know
how to do that.
1692
01:16:34,723 --> 01:16:35,657
It's self-cleaning,
1693
01:16:35,657 --> 01:16:37,292
it's a very magical organ.
1694
01:16:38,860 --> 01:16:40,362
- Hello live murder.
1695
01:16:40,362 --> 01:16:42,130
I'm here for Trump, Trump 2020.
1696
01:16:42,130 --> 01:16:43,865
Trump, am I right?
1697
01:16:43,865 --> 01:16:44,700
- Yeah, that's right.
1698
01:16:44,700 --> 01:16:46,468
- Trump!
1699
01:16:46,468 --> 01:16:49,304
(random shouting)
1700
01:16:51,540 --> 01:16:52,741
- [Rod] Cocks for Trump.
1701
01:16:52,741 --> 01:16:53,675
- [Cop] You're not
allowed to be up here.
1702
01:16:53,675 --> 01:16:56,011
You need to go, hey, let's go.
1703
01:16:56,011 --> 01:16:58,914
(muffled shouting)
1704
01:16:59,948 --> 01:17:01,183
- [Rod] Get away from me.
1705
01:17:01,183 --> 01:17:02,117
- [Man] Get the
fuck out of here.
1706
01:17:02,117 --> 01:17:03,051
- [Rod] Get away from me.
1707
01:17:03,051 --> 01:17:03,986
- [Man] You can't be up here.
1708
01:17:03,986 --> 01:17:06,355
- [Rod] It's a public space.
1709
01:17:06,355 --> 01:17:07,255
It's a public space.
1710
01:17:07,255 --> 01:17:08,757
It's a public space.
1711
01:17:08,757 --> 01:17:09,591
- [Man] Not today.
1712
01:17:09,591 --> 01:17:10,826
- [Rod] Why not?
1713
01:17:10,826 --> 01:17:13,261
So I don't get my first
amendment right today?
1714
01:17:13,261 --> 01:17:15,397
If you're taking away my
first amendment rights,
1715
01:17:15,397 --> 01:17:16,932
I will fucking put
you in bankruptcy.
1716
01:17:16,932 --> 01:17:18,800
No first amendment, fuck you.
1717
01:17:20,936 --> 01:17:24,139
(crowd cheering)
1718
01:17:24,139 --> 01:17:26,775
Trump and his supporters
claimed to be pro law and order,
1719
01:17:26,775 --> 01:17:28,076
but one of those Trumpers
1720
01:17:28,076 --> 01:17:30,212
had just stolen my
1,000 dollar iPhone,
1721
01:17:30,212 --> 01:17:31,947
which the police facilitated.
1722
01:17:33,482 --> 01:17:34,950
As the summer progressed,
1723
01:17:34,950 --> 01:17:37,152
the attacks and the thefts
became more and more frequent,
1724
01:17:37,152 --> 01:17:40,422
especially when Trump himself
started doing rallies again,
1725
01:17:40,422 --> 01:17:42,591
and started to encourage it.
1726
01:17:42,591 --> 01:17:44,793
- Because you know
Trump loves Epstein.
1727
01:17:46,428 --> 01:17:49,064
Trump even flew Lolita express,
1728
01:17:49,064 --> 01:17:51,900
and you know, Ghislaine
was caught here.
1729
01:17:51,900 --> 01:17:52,734
- [Rod] Let's do this shit.
1730
01:17:52,734 --> 01:17:53,568
- Let's do this shit.
1731
01:17:53,568 --> 01:17:54,603
- Protestors.
1732
01:17:56,238 --> 01:17:58,674
You know what I say,
protestors, your ass.
1733
01:18:00,308 --> 01:18:02,611
I don't talk about my ass.
1734
01:18:02,611 --> 01:18:05,447
(crowd cheering)
1735
01:18:08,150 --> 01:18:09,785
They're not protestors.
1736
01:18:09,785 --> 01:18:13,355
Those aren't pro- those are
anarchists, they're agitators.
1737
01:18:13,355 --> 01:18:15,624
They're rioters,
they're looters.
1738
01:18:15,624 --> 01:18:17,426
They're not, you
know you say that.
1739
01:18:17,426 --> 01:18:19,394
And some of the people,
not all of them,
1740
01:18:19,394 --> 01:18:22,364
but some of the people back
there, oh how dare you?
1741
01:18:22,364 --> 01:18:25,867
These are friendly
protesters, right?
1742
01:18:25,867 --> 01:18:29,237
- I'm here with a sign,
holding a sign, peacefully,
1743
01:18:29,237 --> 01:18:31,106
a big sign that
states my opinion.
1744
01:18:31,106 --> 01:18:33,108
That's my right as an American.
1745
01:18:33,108 --> 01:18:34,609
For them to come at me,
1746
01:18:34,609 --> 01:18:36,344
grabbed me by the throat,
straight up by the hand,
1747
01:18:36,344 --> 01:18:39,481
by the throat, and pushed me
down on the ground, is violent.
1748
01:18:39,481 --> 01:18:41,383
And you want to
call Antifa violent?
1749
01:18:41,383 --> 01:18:43,418
Where the fuck is antifa
doing violence right now?
1750
01:18:43,418 --> 01:18:46,521
All I see is the Trumpers
doing violence right now.
1751
01:18:46,521 --> 01:18:47,823
- [Rod] Stop!
1752
01:18:47,823 --> 01:18:48,657
Stop!
1753
01:18:49,825 --> 01:18:51,960
We're not democrats.
1754
01:18:51,960 --> 01:18:54,496
- [Man] Get out, you're
not welcome here.
1755
01:18:54,496 --> 01:18:58,934
♪ Go home, go home,
go home, go home ♪
1756
01:19:02,037 --> 01:19:04,973
- [Man] Whoa whoa
whoa get off her.
1757
01:19:07,442 --> 01:19:09,444
(confused shouting)
1758
01:19:09,444 --> 01:19:14,249
- [Man] First amendment,
they're entitled to their shit.
1759
01:19:14,249 --> 01:19:17,519
- [Man] Get off of
her, get off of her.
1760
01:19:19,221 --> 01:19:21,189
- The devil is here,
the devil is here.
1761
01:19:21,189 --> 01:19:22,624
- [Lauren] What does
the devil look like?
1762
01:19:22,624 --> 01:19:24,326
- The devil looks like you.
1763
01:19:24,326 --> 01:19:25,560
- Really?
1764
01:19:25,560 --> 01:19:26,762
I take that as such
a high compliment.
1765
01:19:26,762 --> 01:19:27,796
Thank you.
1766
01:19:27,796 --> 01:19:28,730
- Fuck you.
1767
01:19:30,499 --> 01:19:32,134
- [Man] Law and
order, law and order.
1768
01:19:32,134 --> 01:19:33,668
- [Rod] You hit
my phone asshole.
1769
01:19:33,668 --> 01:19:35,337
Fuck you, you're
the violent one.
1770
01:19:35,337 --> 01:19:38,140
- You get in my fucking face
with a camera (indistinct).
1771
01:19:40,242 --> 01:19:42,844
(man laughing)
1772
01:19:44,980 --> 01:19:47,382
- [Rod] You're gonna get out-
1773
01:19:50,886 --> 01:19:53,355
It's a good thing
the cops are here.
1774
01:19:53,355 --> 01:19:54,689
Lauren, Lauren.
1775
01:19:54,689 --> 01:19:56,024
- [Lauren] What did he do?
1776
01:19:58,160 --> 01:20:00,862
- You'll rue the day if you
light that flag on fire.
1777
01:20:00,862 --> 01:20:02,430
- [Lauren] Honestly, no brags,
1778
01:20:02,430 --> 01:20:07,202
it finally (indistinct)
worse than this.
1779
01:20:15,510 --> 01:20:19,114
- [Rod] Fuck you, fuck
you, fuck you all.
1780
01:20:22,517 --> 01:20:25,854
You wanna go against
the Joey Johnson case?
1781
01:20:25,854 --> 01:20:27,322
You don't care about
the first amendment.
1782
01:20:27,322 --> 01:20:28,957
You're a boot licker in a moron.
1783
01:20:28,957 --> 01:20:30,992
You don't know the law.
1784
01:20:30,992 --> 01:20:33,395
You don't know the law.
1785
01:20:33,395 --> 01:20:35,297
You don't know the law.
1786
01:20:36,565 --> 01:20:37,766
- [Lauren] It is covered
by the first amendment.
1787
01:20:37,766 --> 01:20:40,635
- [Rod] Hey, my flag
Officer Dipshit.
1788
01:20:40,635 --> 01:20:43,271
Give me my flag Officer Dipshit.
1789
01:20:46,208 --> 01:20:49,444
(indistinct) assholes!
1790
01:20:50,478 --> 01:20:52,848
(rock music)
1791
01:20:54,716 --> 01:20:56,651
- [Rod] And for our final art
(indistinct) of the season,
1792
01:20:56,651 --> 01:20:58,620
the newly dead
sacred church event,
1793
01:20:58,620 --> 01:20:59,921
(indistinct) Soros cast magic
1794
01:20:59,921 --> 01:21:02,958
began preparations to
tear out a fake heart
1795
01:21:02,958 --> 01:21:05,427
from the chest of Donald Trump.
1796
01:21:05,427 --> 01:21:06,795
Played by Embry Galen.
1797
01:21:08,897 --> 01:21:10,999
- Yeah, do you want
like a ketchup bottle?
1798
01:21:10,999 --> 01:21:12,801
- [Lauren] I think
this is a sports one.
1799
01:21:12,801 --> 01:21:13,902
- No, it's not.
1800
01:21:13,902 --> 01:21:15,403
It's absolutely not.
1801
01:21:15,403 --> 01:21:17,439
- [Lauren] There's red spray
blood up there I can't reach.
1802
01:21:17,439 --> 01:21:19,374
- [Embry] That's, what
are you talking about?
1803
01:21:21,009 --> 01:21:22,143
Wow, thanks.
1804
01:21:23,078 --> 01:21:23,979
- Oh my God.
1805
01:21:23,979 --> 01:21:25,347
- [Rod] There you go.
1806
01:21:25,347 --> 01:21:26,748
- Guys, I'm freezing.
1807
01:21:29,117 --> 01:21:30,919
Trump don't care
about shit, just MAGA.
1808
01:21:30,919 --> 01:21:32,153
- And my concern,
1809
01:21:32,153 --> 01:21:33,655
I mean like I'm
all for you doing
1810
01:21:33,655 --> 01:21:35,891
whatever anarchy
shit you want to do,
1811
01:21:35,891 --> 01:21:37,792
'cause obviously
I'm doing it too.
1812
01:21:37,792 --> 01:21:39,060
- Right.
1813
01:21:39,060 --> 01:21:41,496
- But my concern is if
you get arrested too,
1814
01:21:42,898 --> 01:21:45,901
I can represent myself,
but I'm not a proper lawyer
1815
01:21:45,901 --> 01:21:47,869
that's barred by the
American Bar Association,
1816
01:21:47,869 --> 01:21:49,571
so I can't represent you.
1817
01:21:52,173 --> 01:21:55,076
(muffled speaking)
1818
01:21:57,545 --> 01:21:59,114
- Rod, do you wanna throw
an extra one in my bag?
1819
01:22:01,416 --> 01:22:02,550
- Let's figure out
how much it takes
1820
01:22:02,550 --> 01:22:04,319
to dose this first.
1821
01:22:04,319 --> 01:22:05,253
Let's not do it on the car.
1822
01:22:05,253 --> 01:22:06,321
Let's get it down.
1823
01:22:06,321 --> 01:22:08,890
(man laughing)
1824
01:22:12,027 --> 01:22:14,462
(band music)
1825
01:22:16,164 --> 01:22:20,669
- (indistinct) going
on already, huh?
1826
01:22:22,203 --> 01:22:25,206
(everybody talking)
1827
01:22:37,218 --> 01:22:39,487
(shouting)
1828
01:23:03,945 --> 01:23:07,649
- My name is E Jean Caroll, and
I was raped by Donald Trump.
1829
01:23:07,649 --> 01:23:08,783
I'm here on behalf
of all the women
1830
01:23:08,783 --> 01:23:10,885
who his soapy hands have groped.
1831
01:23:11,886 --> 01:23:13,088
In order to do a ritual.
1832
01:23:14,556 --> 01:23:18,059
(indistinct) don't touch our
beautiful country any more.
1833
01:23:20,562 --> 01:23:23,298
(indistinct)
1834
01:23:23,298 --> 01:23:24,799
Kind of like this,
1835
01:23:24,799 --> 01:23:28,336
as a burning city on a
hill, a beacon in Boston.
1836
01:23:28,336 --> 01:23:29,170
But first,
1837
01:23:31,239 --> 01:23:33,742
- I am Donald J Trump.
1838
01:23:33,742 --> 01:23:36,378
While I am evil
I am no more evil
1839
01:23:36,378 --> 01:23:39,814
than all of these crooked
politicians out here today.
1840
01:23:41,249 --> 01:23:44,219
All these cocksuckers over
here worship me like a God.
1841
01:23:45,553 --> 01:23:49,724
So I stand here as a
sacrifice for what is right.
1842
01:23:50,859 --> 01:23:52,794
- As above, so below.
1843
01:23:52,794 --> 01:23:54,229
Kali ma Kali bah.
1844
01:23:56,097 --> 01:23:56,931
Kali ma.
1845
01:23:59,567 --> 01:24:01,569
- [Rod] Die motherfucker!
1846
01:24:04,305 --> 01:24:07,075
- Everybody, let's go
to (indistinct) Park.
1847
01:24:07,075 --> 01:24:09,077
(indistinct)
1848
01:24:09,077 --> 01:24:14,082
As above, so below, as
above, so below. (indistinct)
1849
01:24:17,085 --> 01:24:19,154
Burn Donald Trump.
1850
01:24:19,154 --> 01:24:20,655
Burn Donald Trump.
1851
01:24:22,190 --> 01:24:23,691
Burn Donald Trump.
1852
01:24:26,828 --> 01:24:29,497
In front of all of these
all white white nationalists
1853
01:24:29,497 --> 01:24:32,133
that keep coming here.
1854
01:24:32,133 --> 01:24:33,701
- Kali ma, Kali ma.
1855
01:24:53,922 --> 01:24:55,256
- [Man] I think he
really is on fire.
1856
01:24:55,256 --> 01:24:56,424
- [Lauren] I know,
it's fine, don't worry.
1857
01:24:56,424 --> 01:24:59,594
We used (indistinct).
1858
01:25:03,031 --> 01:25:05,266
(chanting)
1859
01:25:14,142 --> 01:25:15,243
- Fuck Trump.
1860
01:25:17,078 --> 01:25:18,012
Fuck Trump.
1861
01:25:23,318 --> 01:25:24,886
(indistinct)
1862
01:25:24,886 --> 01:25:27,021
- Fuck (indistinct) America.
1863
01:25:27,021 --> 01:25:31,860
I have blood on my hands from
the heart of Donald Trump.
1864
01:25:31,860 --> 01:25:35,130
- And the sad thing is
the media was really
1865
01:25:35,130 --> 01:25:36,764
focused on that second bit.
1866
01:25:36,764 --> 01:25:37,699
Once things were on fire,
1867
01:25:37,699 --> 01:25:38,900
that's what the media wanted.
1868
01:25:38,900 --> 01:25:39,834
That's what the
media was all over.
1869
01:25:39,834 --> 01:25:40,768
They weren't over the speech.
1870
01:25:40,768 --> 01:25:41,703
They weren't over the message,
1871
01:25:41,703 --> 01:25:42,770
they're like, oh Satanic ritual.
1872
01:25:42,770 --> 01:25:44,105
They spun it however they want.
1873
01:25:44,105 --> 01:25:45,340
- Now people think
we're Satanists.
1874
01:25:45,340 --> 01:25:48,109
I'm like, I mean, I'm
not saying I'm not,
1875
01:25:48,109 --> 01:25:50,311
but I mean,
1876
01:25:50,311 --> 01:25:53,715
we also were fighting
to do a ritual,
1877
01:25:53,715 --> 01:25:56,284
to help E Jean
Caroll get justice.
1878
01:25:56,284 --> 01:25:59,287
- Antifa members conduct a
cult ritual in Boston streets,
1879
01:25:59,287 --> 01:26:01,956
eat bloody heart,
symbolic of Trump.
1880
01:26:01,956 --> 01:26:04,893
This is like a weird Navajo
ghost stance or something.
1881
01:26:04,893 --> 01:26:07,295
I'm not comparing the
Navajo to these scumbags,
1882
01:26:07,295 --> 01:26:10,331
but I mean, it's literally,
they're like, we hate Jesus.
1883
01:26:10,331 --> 01:26:11,799
We hate America.
1884
01:26:11,799 --> 01:26:14,869
We love to kill babies, and
they're doing all these rituals.
1885
01:26:14,869 --> 01:26:17,338
And then we see all these
powerful organizations
1886
01:26:17,338 --> 01:26:18,907
admitting they're into rituals.
1887
01:26:18,907 --> 01:26:20,275
And now they're into Satanism,
1888
01:26:20,275 --> 01:26:22,310
and now their operating system
1889
01:26:22,310 --> 01:26:24,412
of good versus evil is really
coming out in the open.
1890
01:26:24,412 --> 01:26:25,613
Here's the video.
1891
01:26:25,613 --> 01:26:27,315
Then we'll get former
Illuminati insider
1892
01:26:27,315 --> 01:26:29,117
Leo Zagami's take
on it, here it is.
1893
01:26:32,086 --> 01:26:35,957
- [Leo] Well the occult has
been taken over by the left
1894
01:26:35,957 --> 01:26:38,426
for a long time in this country.
1895
01:26:38,426 --> 01:26:41,796
And so we have now Satan,
1896
01:26:41,796 --> 01:26:46,034
Satan is openly supporting
the Democratic Party.
1897
01:26:47,869 --> 01:26:50,905
- [GPS] Pennsylvania
Turnpike, I-76, Ohio.
1898
01:26:50,905 --> 01:26:52,874
- [Rod] And then something
very strange happened.
1899
01:26:52,874 --> 01:26:54,142
Because of COVID,
1900
01:26:54,142 --> 01:26:55,977
the Democrats started
shutting down rallies.
1901
01:26:55,977 --> 01:26:57,512
And when I tried to get in,
1902
01:26:57,512 --> 01:26:59,581
the secret service
told me to fuck off.
1903
01:26:59,581 --> 01:27:01,416
Oh, you're violating
the first amendment,
1904
01:27:01,416 --> 01:27:02,917
my first amendment rights.
1905
01:27:02,917 --> 01:27:04,953
The Republicans still
wouldn't let me near Trump,
1906
01:27:04,953 --> 01:27:07,255
but at least they let
me yell at Mike Pence.
1907
01:27:07,255 --> 01:27:11,392
Mike, you're just offending
(indistinct) space maggots.
1908
01:27:11,392 --> 01:27:12,994
You're a corporate shill,
1909
01:27:12,994 --> 01:27:16,197
a fucking rabid
homophobe piece of shit.
1910
01:27:16,197 --> 01:27:17,699
Go fuck yourself.
1911
01:27:17,699 --> 01:27:20,335
Corporate media called the
election in favor of Biden.
1912
01:27:20,335 --> 01:27:22,971
- Joe Biden will win.
1913
01:27:22,971 --> 01:27:24,138
- [Rod] But things
got really weird
1914
01:27:24,138 --> 01:27:25,473
when the Proud Boys decided
1915
01:27:25,473 --> 01:27:27,842
they would quote,
stop the steal.
1916
01:27:30,812 --> 01:27:32,380
- And now they're trying
to steal the election,
1917
01:27:32,380 --> 01:27:34,249
and they're gonna lose
at that too, just wait.
1918
01:27:34,249 --> 01:27:35,250
- Which states are gonna cheat?
1919
01:27:35,250 --> 01:27:38,119
(indistinct)
1920
01:27:38,119 --> 01:27:39,887
- How'd he cheat?
1921
01:27:39,887 --> 01:27:41,522
- Stealin' votes, they
got it right on there.
1922
01:27:41,522 --> 01:27:43,891
People from each state said
there was 6,000 of them.
1923
01:27:43,891 --> 01:27:47,362
6,000 white American people
wanted Trump in there.
1924
01:27:49,497 --> 01:27:52,834
- [Rod] And for 6,000 white
Americans who wanted Trump,
1925
01:27:52,834 --> 01:27:55,036
they brought out
about 6,000 riot cops
1926
01:27:55,036 --> 01:27:57,205
to protect against the left.
1927
01:27:57,205 --> 01:27:59,674
It seemed the Trumpsters
were getting up their courage
1928
01:27:59,674 --> 01:28:03,444
by drinking beer and pounding
steroids for what was next.
1929
01:28:04,579 --> 01:28:06,748
This is the million Trump march.
1930
01:28:36,411 --> 01:28:38,546
- Greatest achievements
of humanity
1931
01:28:38,546 --> 01:28:42,417
are gaining freedom and justice
1932
01:28:42,417 --> 01:28:44,419
over a very broad range,
1933
01:28:44,419 --> 01:28:46,120
through constant struggle.
1934
01:28:46,120 --> 01:28:47,989
- You need to fight
against this effort
1935
01:28:47,989 --> 01:28:49,757
to basically suppress the truth.
1936
01:28:49,757 --> 01:28:52,994
- Whether it be your
neighbor or a business,
1937
01:28:52,994 --> 01:28:56,831
you know, next door, it's
just, be a good person.
1938
01:28:56,831 --> 01:28:59,767
- You vote local and you pay
attention to local politics.
1939
01:29:01,169 --> 01:29:03,738
You will be able to make a
difference in your community.
1940
01:29:03,738 --> 01:29:06,774
- The only way that we are
gonna be able to keep them
1941
01:29:06,774 --> 01:29:09,444
from going as far as they do,
1942
01:29:09,444 --> 01:29:11,846
is being there to stop them,
1943
01:29:11,846 --> 01:29:16,684
to being aware, insisting
that we push back, you know.
1944
01:29:16,684 --> 01:29:19,787
Evil can only do what
we allow it to do.
1945
01:29:19,787 --> 01:29:21,089
- [Rod] In the
end, life is short.
1946
01:29:21,089 --> 01:29:22,357
So I went back to painting
1947
01:29:22,357 --> 01:29:25,059
and settled my
lawsuit with Trump.
1948
01:29:25,059 --> 01:29:28,896
They gave me $20,000, and the
Manchester cops got me 15.
1949
01:29:28,896 --> 01:29:30,531
It's not exactly justice,
1950
01:29:30,531 --> 01:29:32,834
but it was enough
to finish this film.
1951
01:29:32,834 --> 01:29:36,070
Remember, the unifying
narrative is to hang on to hope,
1952
01:29:36,070 --> 01:29:39,273
but don't you dare let them
sell you a hallmark hope.
1953
01:29:39,273 --> 01:29:40,675
And if you're married,
1954
01:29:40,675 --> 01:29:42,977
you can't testify
against your spouse.
1955
01:29:44,979 --> 01:29:47,548
(rock music)
1956
01:29:47,548 --> 01:29:50,385
(lyrics muffled)
1957
01:31:19,207 --> 01:31:20,141
- All right, thank a lot.
1958
01:31:20,141 --> 01:31:21,442
2020, it was a hell of a ride,
1959
01:31:21,442 --> 01:31:23,344
hell of a year, hell of a movie.
1960
01:31:23,344 --> 01:31:25,379
- What a dumpster fire, bye now.
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