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We have a bunch of errands
to run this weekend,
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so can we try and get
to the abandoned mall
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early to avoid
the radioactive zombies?
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They make parking
a nightmare.
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Mm, I need to finish
reading this old
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box of toothpaste
before book club.
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Had a great beginning
where the toothpaste was minty,
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but now I'm in
this boring part
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where four out of five
dentists recommend it.
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Well, good night.
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Should we have sex?
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W-What?
I don't know.
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It's just been a while
since we last did it.
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Might be nice to give the
Little Warlord some fresh air.
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Yeah, no, I wasn't exactly
in a, like, sex frame of mind,
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but, no, definitely,
let's do it.
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Let's have
sexual intercourse...
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baby.
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All right.
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I'll just mount
the ol' war rig...
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Yeah.
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Sorry.
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That was
the Indian food.
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That's okay.
There we go.
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Hi.
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Uh, does Scraps have
to be here?
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It's fine. He doesn't even
know what he's seeing.
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No, yes, I do.
It's sex, and I like it.
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That's good.
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That's real good.
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Maybe we should just
take a rain check.
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Yeah.
Yeah.
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What?
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At noon, you have
your meeting
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with the Trash Pickers
Union.
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Devon, quit selling doodads
and focus on gizmos!
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At 2:00 p.m.,
you wanted to survey
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the floating garbage island
that just washed ashore.
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Keep sorting, Sikowsky!
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Just because you
don't have arms
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doesn't mean
your teeth don't work.
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Oh, and later on,
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you've got your 40-year
high school reunion.
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That's fun!
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Oof, no, thanks.
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Believe it or not,
I wasn't exactly
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"Mister Popular"
in high school.
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Everyone called me
Moaning Morris --
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because I moaned so much
when they punched me.
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But they only punched me
because I moaned.
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It was a real
chicken-and-egg situation.
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Right. But that was --
that was a long time ago,
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Mr Rubinstein.
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Don't you want to go back
and show your old classmates
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what kind of a man
you've become?
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Hey, you're right.
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I'm probably way more successful
than those schmucks.
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And now I can really rub it
in their stinkin' faces!
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Right.
That seems like an almost
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willful misinterpretation
of what I said, but okay.
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Thanks, Sid!
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That was great advice
you gave me, as I understood it.
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Great.
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Hey!
You get out of here!
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Next time I see you,
I'm gonna kill you!
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You hear me?!
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I'll kill you!
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I'll kill you!
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Phew!
Another close one.
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Good thing I'm here
to protect the place.
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Mm-hmm.
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So, I had the hottest sex
last night with this
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Rube Goldberg machine.
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He did this thing where
he tipped a row of dominos,
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which made a bowling ball
roll down a ramp,
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which lit a candle,
and long story short,
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a mousetrap
fell on my penis.
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That sounds hot.
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It was.
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Just, back in the Wasteland,
Sid and I used to do it
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all the time --
in the car, in the sand,
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once midair,
falling off a cliff.
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Mmm.
But now that we're married,
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it's like
we're business partners
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that just happen
to live together.
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See, this is what happens
when you decide
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to spend your life
with the exact same person.
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Your passion is gonna
continue to dwindle,
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until you'll become like
all these other
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Boomtown couples,
whose only idea of romance
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is a weekly date night
at the Boomtown Bistro.
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That sounds horrible! I don't
want that for me and Sid!
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Don't worry.
You're with a licensed sexpert.
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That's "sex"
plus "expert."
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Right, yeah.
No, I got that.
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So why didn't you laugh?
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Morris Rubinstein, CEO,
Morris's Junk Emporium.
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Welcome, Morris!
You're the last one to arrive.
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Am I late?
Oh, let me check with my Rolex.
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Here's your name tag.
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Thank you.
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Well, guess I'll make
my grand entrance, then.
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They're all skeletons.
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Yes, unfortunately,
they all died in The Boom.
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Well, there's no point
bragging about my success
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if they're all dead.
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I'm gonna go.
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Say, is that Ron Miller?
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I'd recognise that
big oaf anywhere.
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Hey, Miller!
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Yeah, thought you
were so cool?
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Well, now you're dead,
and I've got a Rolex!
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Freya, Sid, thank you
for agreeing to do
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this important work
for your relationship.
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Yeah, I'm not sure
I'm comfortable
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talking about
this kind of stuff,
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especially with your famously
bitchy best friend.
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Oh, everything said here
is completely confidential.
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Unless, of course, I think
it's funny or just plain nasty.
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Sid, we have to figure out a way
to save our sex life.
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Okay?
It's important to me.
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Yeah, uh, okay.
Yeah, let's -- let's do it.
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That's the spirit.
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Now, I'm gonna need you to put
on your neural transmitters.
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You'll feel the teensiest
little pinch
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as the brain-stinger
shoots into your spine.
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Sorry, what?
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Uh...
where are we?
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A place to explore the outer
reaches of your sexual reality.
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Welcome...
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to the Matrix-x-x.
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So, w-w-why are you saying
it like that?
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Oh, it's like the Matrix
but with three X's at the end.
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You know, like a sex thing?
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Oh.
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You kind of have to see it
written out for it to work.
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No, no, it works.
It's good.
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Yeah, it's funny.
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Anyway...
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The Matrix-x-x is
a simulated reality.
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Your bodies are back in the real
world, being watched by Scraps.
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Scraps, do you read me?
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Yo, you're coming in loud
and clear, boss!
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Not exactly sure
what I'm looking at here.
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Just a bunch of numbers
falling down a screen,
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but I'm just gonna keep on
looking back and forth
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at these monitors
and randomly pressing stuff.
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The only way to counteract
the boner-killing effects
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of married life
is by introducing
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ever-more elaborate kinks
into the bedroom.
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But first, we're gonna
need dildos.
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Lots of dildos.
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Whoa.
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The simulation can manifest
your wildest fantasies
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simply by thinking of them.
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If things ever get too intense,
the safe word...
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is "boogie board."
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Yeah, I don't know.
I think this --
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this might be
just a little much for me.
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Maybe we start by just
lighting some candles or --
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or put on some
mood music?
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Smooth jazz
can be very kinky.
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Relax. This'll just be
silly and fun.
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Here, I'll go first.
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Help! Help!
He's gonna kill me!
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This is silly and fun?
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So I say to the guy,
"Watch it, pal.
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This suit costs more
than your car."
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Aww.
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Anybody want
another drink?
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I can afford it,
trust me.
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Ohh! Oh.
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Well, if it isn't
my old bully, Sean Bachman.
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Well, news flash, Sean --
I'm not Moaning Morris anymore.
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I'm a big success, and you're
just a big pile of bones.
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Yeah, words were never
your thing, were they?
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Well, let me put it in
language you'll understand.
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Ah!
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Noooo! D'oh!
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Don't look at me!
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No! Don't! Ow!
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Now I'm moaning.
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Moaning Morris!
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Oh, no!
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You monster.
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I'll never give you the
coordinates to the Oasis,
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no matter what you do
to my hot little body.
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God, no, Freya, I would
never dream of hurting you.
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I love you.
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No, Sid,
we're role-playing.
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I'm the helpless peasant,
and you're the evil mechanic.
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Now, I want you
to take control of me!
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Right. Uh...
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Okay.
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Yeah, I --
I'm a mean, scary guy.
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Yeah.
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I guess we're gonna have to do
this the hard way.
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Ay-yay-yay-
yay-yay-yay-yay!
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Oh, God!
Freya, I am so sorry!
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I did not realise
that was gonna do that!
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Oh. That was amazing.
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What?
Do it again.
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You liked that?
That -- That looked so painful.
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Sid, I'm not
some delicate flower, okay?
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I can handle it.
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Now I want you to zap me like
I'm a baked potato!
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Okay.
Um, uh, here I go.
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Ay-yay-yay-yay-yay-yay!
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It's s-o-o g-o-o-o-ood!
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Yeah, it's fun
for me, too.
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Turn it u-u-u-u-up!
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Okay.
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Aaaa-whooooooooooooo!
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Oh, no, no,
I can't do this!
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I'm sorry! Boogie board!
Boogie board! Boogie board!
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Aww.
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Why'd you stop?
I was just about to explode.
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Yeah, Sid, what do you
have against
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giving your wife pleasure?
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No, no, that
wasn't pleasure.
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I can still smell
her hair burning.
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Are you really telling me
you've never had
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a single secret sexual fantasy
in your entire life?
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I mean, of course,
everyone's got something.
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Really?
You never told me.
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What is it?
No, I can't.
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It's not appropriate.
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You'll --
You'll think I'm weird.
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Sid, I love you, and I want
to make you happy.
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Okay, there's nothing you could
say that would turn me off.
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Please.
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You promise?
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I promise.
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I really want to hear.
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Okay.
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I am sexually attracted
to boulders.
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I'm sorry.
What was that?
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When I was a young
road wanderer,
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experiencing my first
sexual stirrings...
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Right.
...there weren't
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a lot of people around,
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but there were
a lot of boulders.
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And I think that I may have
accidentally projected
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some of my feelings on to...
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them.
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So, yeah.
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I'm horny for boulders.
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What the...
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Oh, that's --
that's great.
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Really?
Yeah.
252
00:10:37,166 --> 00:10:38,685
Yeah, boulders.
253
00:10:38,728 --> 00:10:40,608
I mean, that's --
that's sexy.
254
00:10:40,652 --> 00:10:42,251
Right, Tai?
Oh, no.
255
00:10:42,294 --> 00:10:43,934
I know this is supposed to be
a judgment-free zone,
256
00:10:43,977 --> 00:10:46,499
but your boy's a freak.
257
00:10:47,543 --> 00:10:49,463
Oh.
258
00:10:49,507 --> 00:10:51,827
Thanks for the ice.
259
00:10:51,871 --> 00:10:55,232
Serves me right for taking
a shot at you.
260
00:10:55,277 --> 00:10:58,478
You know, you're a really
good listener, Sean.
261
00:10:58,522 --> 00:11:00,121
I had you all wrong.
262
00:11:00,165 --> 00:11:02,606
Yeah, maybe I should put my old
grievances aside
263
00:11:02,650 --> 00:11:06,331
and move on with my life.
264
00:11:06,376 --> 00:11:08,576
To putting the past behind us.
265
00:11:12,747 --> 00:11:14,106
Say...
266
00:11:14,149 --> 00:11:15,909
is that Misty Sanders?
267
00:11:15,953 --> 00:11:18,313
Boy, I used to have
the biggest crush on her,
268
00:11:18,357 --> 00:11:20,479
but I never had the guts
to ask her out.
269
00:11:21,843 --> 00:11:24,523
What's that smile?
You think I should talk to her?
270
00:11:24,567 --> 00:11:27,288
You dog!
271
00:11:27,332 --> 00:11:29,532
All right.
I'm gonna do it.
272
00:11:29,576 --> 00:11:31,578
You dog.
273
00:11:39,072 --> 00:11:41,312
Hey, Misty?
274
00:11:41,356 --> 00:11:44,037
Uh, Morris Rubinstein.
275
00:11:44,081 --> 00:11:45,961
You probably don't remember me.
276
00:11:46,005 --> 00:11:48,685
I used to sit behind you
in math class.
277
00:11:48,729 --> 00:11:51,211
I almost failed algebra
because of you.
278
00:11:53,858 --> 00:11:55,017
Well, you haven't
slapped me yet.
279
00:11:55,060 --> 00:11:57,580
That's a good sign.
280
00:11:57,624 --> 00:12:02,108
Misty, would I be too bold
to ask you to dance?
281
00:12:05,598 --> 00:12:11,684
? Please just stay near ?
282
00:12:15,295 --> 00:12:17,935
Honey, I'm home!
283
00:12:17,979 --> 00:12:20,059
Oh.
284
00:12:20,103 --> 00:12:21,863
Am I interrupting something?
285
00:12:21,906 --> 00:12:24,466
We've been waiting for you.
286
00:12:24,510 --> 00:12:26,150
Come join us.
287
00:12:26,194 --> 00:12:29,835
A boulder in
our marital bed.
288
00:12:29,880 --> 00:12:32,160
This feels so wrong.
289
00:12:32,204 --> 00:12:34,206
But also so right.
290
00:12:38,975 --> 00:12:41,175
Okay, now you two kiss.
291
00:12:41,219 --> 00:12:43,139
Oh. Um...
292
00:12:43,183 --> 00:12:45,185
okay.
293
00:12:47,430 --> 00:12:48,709
Oh, my God.
294
00:12:49,834 --> 00:12:52,274
Mmm, pebbly.
295
00:12:52,318 --> 00:12:55,039
Right.
Now let's triple kiss.
296
00:12:55,084 --> 00:12:57,086
Yeah.
297
00:13:01,334 --> 00:13:03,694
Oh, wow, this is so hot.
298
00:13:03,738 --> 00:13:05,658
Oh, you must weigh
a thousand tons.
299
00:13:05,702 --> 00:13:06,981
If you rolled down
a hillside,
300
00:13:07,024 --> 00:13:10,906
you would crush everything
in your path.
301
00:13:10,951 --> 00:13:12,991
Cool, cool.
302
00:13:13,035 --> 00:13:14,194
Oh, no.
303
00:13:14,237 --> 00:13:16,239
Horniness levels are plummeting.
304
00:13:20,568 --> 00:13:22,567
Not again.
305
00:13:22,611 --> 00:13:24,331
Hey, get back here!
306
00:13:24,374 --> 00:13:26,174
I'm gonna kill you!
307
00:13:26,218 --> 00:13:28,818
I want to free solo
you so bad.
308
00:13:28,862 --> 00:13:31,462
So I'm fully out of the scenario
at this point, right?
309
00:13:31,506 --> 00:13:33,787
I'm just checking.
I can't stand it any longer.
310
00:13:33,831 --> 00:13:35,832
I need you now.
311
00:13:36,875 --> 00:13:39,596
Oh, it's better than
I could've ever imagined.
312
00:13:39,641 --> 00:13:42,361
The boulder's surface
is so rough.
313
00:13:42,405 --> 00:13:45,206
There's not even a hole.
I am just smashing my dick
314
00:13:45,250 --> 00:13:47,730
against the hard
boulder surface.
315
00:13:47,774 --> 00:13:49,013
That's it.
Boogie board!
316
00:13:49,056 --> 00:13:50,736
A million times
boogie board!
317
00:13:50,780 --> 00:13:52,059
Boulder -- Aah!
318
00:13:52,102 --> 00:13:53,862
Nope. Nope.
That was too messed up.
319
00:13:53,905 --> 00:13:57,146
Hey, don't kink-shame me!
I feel vulnerable right now.
320
00:13:57,191 --> 00:13:58,870
Well, that was the freakiest
shit I've ever seen!
321
00:13:58,914 --> 00:14:00,313
Wait.
My thing was freaky?
322
00:14:00,356 --> 00:14:02,556
At least I didn't want to be
actually tortured!
323
00:14:02,600 --> 00:14:06,522
I am loving this open
and honest communication.
324
00:14:06,567 --> 00:14:09,408
I feel like we're on the verge
of a major breakthrough.
325
00:14:09,452 --> 00:14:12,412
Shut up, Tai! This sucks.
I don't want to do this anymore.
326
00:14:12,457 --> 00:14:13,897
Yeah, this has been
a complete disaster.
327
00:14:13,940 --> 00:14:15,579
Get us out of here.
All right, geez.
328
00:14:15,622 --> 00:14:18,623
If you want to give up
on your relationship forever.
329
00:14:18,668 --> 00:14:20,830
Scraps, give us an exit.
330
00:14:23,436 --> 00:14:24,795
Scraps?
331
00:14:24,838 --> 00:14:26,438
Just get back here!
332
00:14:26,481 --> 00:14:28,761
Get back here!
I'll kill you!
333
00:14:28,805 --> 00:14:31,607
I'll kill you!
I'll kill you!
334
00:14:32,331 --> 00:14:33,770
Huh.
335
00:14:33,813 --> 00:14:36,214
Tai?
Hmm?
336
00:14:36,258 --> 00:14:41,060
Did you trap us in
a computer prison forever?
337
00:14:41,106 --> 00:14:43,026
S-Sorry.
What was that?
338
00:14:43,070 --> 00:14:45,750
I'm -- I'm just gonna
go check on that.
339
00:14:45,794 --> 00:14:47,796
Yeah, I'm here.
340
00:14:51,885 --> 00:14:55,526
Oh, Misty, you make me feel
like I'm 16 again,
341
00:14:55,571 --> 00:14:58,934
dancing with
the prettiest girl in school.
342
00:15:01,181 --> 00:15:04,384
Oh, what are you doing to me?
343
00:15:04,947 --> 00:15:07,430
I'm a married man.
344
00:15:08,955 --> 00:15:11,956
This is crazy.
345
00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:15,881
Oh, hell, let's be crazy.
346
00:15:15,926 --> 00:15:17,286
? I'm holding out for love ?
347
00:15:17,329 --> 00:15:22,531
? The reason the sun comes up ?
348
00:15:22,578 --> 00:15:25,419
? Your the life ?
349
00:15:25,463 --> 00:15:28,946
Whoa! Oh, Misty!
I love you!
350
00:15:31,473 --> 00:15:36,716
I spy with my little eye
something white.
351
00:15:36,763 --> 00:15:40,124
What's the matter?
You don't want to play anymore?
352
00:15:40,168 --> 00:15:42,370
I'm sad about
our relationship.
353
00:15:44,576 --> 00:15:46,776
So that's it?
354
00:15:46,820 --> 00:15:48,700
We're just gonna become one of
those sexless couples,
355
00:15:48,743 --> 00:15:50,262
like Tai said?
356
00:15:50,306 --> 00:15:53,067
Who go on boring date nights
at the Boomtown Bistro?
357
00:15:53,111 --> 00:15:54,710
Ugh, no.
Can you imagine?
358
00:15:54,753 --> 00:15:57,794
"Uh, hey, let's make time out of
our already very busy lives
359
00:15:57,839 --> 00:15:59,639
to go just hang out
with each other
360
00:15:59,682 --> 00:16:02,162
in a different place
that isn't our house."
361
00:16:02,207 --> 00:16:03,806
"I'll put on
my nice top,
362
00:16:03,849 --> 00:16:05,849
even though you've literally
seen me naked a thousand times."
363
00:16:05,893 --> 00:16:08,894
"Yeah, and I'll put
on my one nice shirt."
364
00:16:08,938 --> 00:16:11,178
Aw, you haven't worn
that shirt in forever.
365
00:16:11,222 --> 00:16:12,821
It looks nice on you.
Thanks.
366
00:16:12,864 --> 00:16:14,866
You look so pretty.
367
00:16:16,230 --> 00:16:18,070
Bet the bar
would be stupid.
368
00:16:18,114 --> 00:16:20,116
Oh, yeah, for sure.
369
00:16:22,561 --> 00:16:24,721
Though is does create
a nice ambiance.
370
00:16:24,765 --> 00:16:26,084
It is really pleasant.
371
00:16:26,127 --> 00:16:27,767
Thank you, thank you.
372
00:16:27,811 --> 00:16:29,891
That one was called,
"I Ate My Baby."
373
00:16:29,935 --> 00:16:31,374
Bet the cocktails
have stupid names,
374
00:16:31,417 --> 00:16:34,738
like "Wasteland Punch"
and "Atomic Apple-Tini."
375
00:16:34,783 --> 00:16:36,783
Although, that one does
look really good.
376
00:16:36,826 --> 00:16:38,145
Should we get one?
Ooh!
377
00:16:38,188 --> 00:16:39,988
It's still happy hour.
Drinks are half off.
378
00:16:40,032 --> 00:16:41,912
Well, then we
should get two.
379
00:16:41,955 --> 00:16:44,435
Sid, you're bad.
380
00:16:44,480 --> 00:16:46,400
I know.
381
00:16:46,443 --> 00:16:48,803
God, stupid mailman.
382
00:16:48,847 --> 00:16:50,927
Almost had him.
383
00:16:50,971 --> 00:16:53,811
What the -- This can't be right.
384
00:16:53,855 --> 00:16:55,857
The horniness levels...
385
00:16:57,542 --> 00:16:58,581
...they're rising.
386
00:16:58,624 --> 00:16:59,983
Okay.
387
00:17:00,026 --> 00:17:02,786
This date night is kind of
doing it for me.
388
00:17:02,831 --> 00:17:04,551
Should we...?
389
00:17:04,594 --> 00:17:05,913
You know.
390
00:17:05,956 --> 00:17:08,436
Freya, we're in the middle
of a wine bar.
391
00:17:08,480 --> 00:17:10,800
Sid, none of this is real.
392
00:17:10,844 --> 00:17:12,764
We're in a simulation.
393
00:17:12,808 --> 00:17:15,008
Oh, yeah.
394
00:17:15,052 --> 00:17:17,054
I forgot.
395
00:17:21,904 --> 00:17:23,344
They're doing it.
396
00:17:32,042 --> 00:17:33,721
It's beautiful.
397
00:17:36,570 --> 00:17:37,969
Sexy.
Who's your daddy?
398
00:17:38,012 --> 00:17:39,531
Oh, you're my daddy!
Who's your daddy?
399
00:17:39,574 --> 00:17:40,813
You're my daddy!
Whoo!
400
00:17:40,856 --> 00:17:42,656
Go, Mom and Dad!
401
00:17:45,224 --> 00:17:47,705
Oh. You know,
I don't understand this --
402
00:17:47,749 --> 00:17:50,069
I don't understand this one.
403
00:17:50,113 --> 00:17:52,393
Woop!
Ho-ho! Sacre bleu!
404
00:17:52,437 --> 00:17:54,397
Hold on to your butts,
Mom and Dad.
405
00:17:54,440 --> 00:17:56,960
You're coming home.
406
00:18:00,811 --> 00:18:03,612
No! Not like this!
407
00:18:03,656 --> 00:18:05,696
Hi.
408
00:18:05,740 --> 00:18:07,259
There, there.
409
00:18:07,302 --> 00:18:10,143
Okay, let me go
grab you a towel.
410
00:18:10,187 --> 00:18:11,866
Thanks.
411
00:18:11,910 --> 00:18:14,230
Ugh!
You had a date night?
412
00:18:14,274 --> 00:18:16,314
It was actually really fun.
There was live music.
413
00:18:16,358 --> 00:18:17,598
Ugh!
Great atmosphere.
414
00:18:17,641 --> 00:18:19,400
Ugh!
And the shishito peppers.
415
00:18:19,443 --> 00:18:21,243
The shishito peppers.
416
00:18:21,287 --> 00:18:23,086
Oh, my God.
Nom nom nom.
417
00:18:23,129 --> 00:18:26,611
I need to wipe my hard drive
to erase this memory.
418
00:18:26,656 --> 00:18:28,657
I feel sick.
419
00:18:29,540 --> 00:18:30,939
You are my little
shishito pepper.
420
00:18:30,983 --> 00:18:32,823
You're my little
shishito pepper.
421
00:18:32,866 --> 00:18:34,626
Nom nom nom
nom nom nom nom!
422
00:18:34,670 --> 00:18:37,310
Hey, lovebirds.
Beautiful day, ain't she?
423
00:18:37,354 --> 00:18:38,834
Hey, Mr Rubinstein!
Oh!
424
00:18:38,877 --> 00:18:40,396
So, did you end up
rubbing your success
425
00:18:40,439 --> 00:18:41,478
in your classmates' faces?
426
00:18:41,521 --> 00:18:43,080
No, I'm beyond all that.
427
00:18:43,124 --> 00:18:45,244
I was able to put the past
in the past.
428
00:18:45,287 --> 00:18:48,088
I caught up with friends,
patched up old grievances,
429
00:18:48,133 --> 00:18:51,014
had sex with a skeleton,
and danced our butts off --
430
00:18:51,058 --> 00:18:52,657
Sorry.
You did what?
431
00:18:52,701 --> 00:18:54,180
Danced our butts off.
432
00:18:54,223 --> 00:18:56,704
Honestly, Sid,
try and keep up sometime.
433
00:18:56,748 --> 00:19:00,349
Well, anyway, I should probably
get home to my loving wife.
434
00:19:00,394 --> 00:19:02,396
I'll see you at work.
435
00:19:04,080 --> 00:19:05,480
Hmm.
436
00:19:05,523 --> 00:19:06,521
That guy is your mentor.
437
00:19:06,564 --> 00:19:08,566
Yes, he is.
438
00:19:12,094 --> 00:19:13,133
Oh, hi, honey.
439
00:19:13,176 --> 00:19:15,456
Hey!
440
00:19:15,499 --> 00:19:17,099
Mwah.
441
00:19:17,143 --> 00:19:19,463
The kids will be here any minute
to celebrate your birthday.
442
00:19:19,507 --> 00:19:21,347
Okay. Just need to get
these shoes off.
443
00:19:21,390 --> 00:19:23,392
My dogs
are killing me.
444
00:19:45,833 --> 00:19:47,512
Told you I'd kill you.
445
00:19:47,555 --> 00:19:49,996
Honey!
The kids are here!
446
00:19:50,046 --> 00:19:54,596
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