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2 [person] Magazine has taken
the publishing world by storm,
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selling out its second
issue in a matter of days.
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But is it feminist?
Is it pornography?
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Please welcome Joyce Prigger.
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[Joyce] What I'm trying to
do is real, and it's hard,
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and there are no shortcuts.
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[Richie] I've never marched in
someplace and just quit before.
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[Bambi] I have.
There was bloodshed.
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Well, why don't we ask
your new managing editor
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and see what she thinks?
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- Tins?
- Doug.
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Look, I would've consulted
with you, but, uh, you quit.
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[Shelly] Things with Lenny
have been a little off.
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You are on fire, and
you have a secret.
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[Tina] I am applying
to business school.
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[Doug] You want to throw away
years of our relationship
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over a couple of bad days?
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Do you really think Joyce
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has what it takes to
do all this on her own?
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[person] Ban the Minx!
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[all chanting] Take the
Minx! Take the Minx!
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- Whoo-hoo-hoo!
- I'll tell you what.
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Minx is yours.
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Take it. I can't wait
to see what you do.
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[T. Rex's "Children of
the Revolution" playing]
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[crowd chattering indistinctly]
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[singer] ?? Yeah ??
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? ?
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- [wild cheering]
- [Joyce sighs contentedly]
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[singer] ?? Well, you
can bump And grind ??
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[Joyce] Thank you.
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Hello!
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[singer] ?? The children
Of the revolution ??
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Oh, well... Oh, thank...
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[reporter] Joyce, Joyce, Joyce.
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Hey.
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You've had quite the
ride, Miss Prigger.
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How do you make it look so easy?
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Well, the real question is,
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why do men make it look so hard?
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[laughs]
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? ?
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Oh, hello. [chuckles]
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[singer] ?? No, you won't... ??
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[train horn blaring]
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[breathing heavily]
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[Tina] Calling out
her name again.
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[Doug] Oh, it wasn't a
sex dream... don't worry.
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- [Tina] I'd prefer if it was.
- [chuckles]
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[sighs]
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[lighter clicks]
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[Sanford Clark's "Climbin'
the Walls" playing]
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[sighs]
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? ?
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[singer] ?? And I keep
Climbin' the walls ??
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?? That's certain ??
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?? To push out
All the hurtin' ??
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?? I know now That I'm
the one to blame ??
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? ?
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[Hearst exec] Joan of
Arc, Susan B. Anthony,
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Jackie O., Joyce Prigger...
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Icons one and all.
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Now, that's a tea
party I'd attend.
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[laughter]
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Betsy Ross, Amelia Earhart...
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Jackie O., Joyce Prigger...
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Game changers one and all.
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- Sign me up for that tea party.
- [laughter]
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Sojourner Truth,
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Madame Marie Curie,
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- Jackie O.
- Pioneers, one and all.
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We're already on the same page.
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- [laughter]
- Not my first tea party.
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Are you ready to
be the latest jewel
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in the Cond� Nast crown?
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[Meredith exec] No one is
better suited than Meredith
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to make Minx the first name
in smart, sophisticated...
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And sexy female-oriented
lifestyle publications.
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An iconic editor needs
an iconic publisher...
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Hearst.
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- TaB?
- TaB?
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- TaB?
- Thank you.
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How would you like a key
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to the Cond� Nast
fashion closet?
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Company car and driver?
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Box seats to the
Met and the Mets?
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Well, maybe just the first one.
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[laughter]
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And for when you need to take
your meetings on the go...
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portable telephone.
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Shelly, I'm calling
you from a suitcase.
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[laughs]
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Best-selling new
magazine in America.
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Two-year wait just to advertise.
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I mean, if you ask me,
any bank would be crazy
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- not to loan money...
- [Wayne] Not to loan money
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to the man who owns the
rights to that, yeah.
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[Doug] Well, it's not
about the magazine.
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It's about the man who
launched the magazine,
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found the diamond
in the rough, right?
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That's what Doug Renetti does.
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[Wayne] Says here
what Doug Renetti does
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is mount up towering debt
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against the promise
of future receipts.
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That's publishing, my friend.
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You've overextended
yourself like a madman.
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Again, that's publishing.
That's the game.
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So maybe not a good
business for us to get into.
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I'm gonna get back in the
black, I promise you that.
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Have you ever heard of running?
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It's a new fitness trend,
and I got a magazine for it.
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It's about to explode.
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You want to know
what it's called?
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Joggin'.
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[chuckles] No G, just Joggin'.
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Hey, scratch that one.
I got a million ideas.
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[sighs]
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[Cortijo y Kako y sus
Tambores' "Juan Jos�" playing]
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[people singing in Spanish]
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[Richie] Mm. Knead it, papi.
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[Bambi] Maybe we
should ask Arturo
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if he wants to model,
see what happens.
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No. He's super religious.
Our families are close.
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Oh. It's a good
centrefold idea, though...
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Working-class heroes,
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sweaty men doing
honest labor naked.
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Oh, maybe not in
food prep, though.
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You keep pitching ideas
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for a magazine
that doesn't exist.
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[Bambi] Joyce will
find a publisher.
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She's picking a dad for us.
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This is not something
you have to rush.
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[speaking Spanish]
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[speaking Spanish]
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[both laugh]
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[Bambi speaking Spanish]
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Oh, very sweet, but
you I have to pay.
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Oh.
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[door opens]
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Ooh.
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[Richie] Tell me
you made a decision.
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Baker's hours are killing me.
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There should only be
one three o'clock.
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I'm sorry, but
this is very hard.
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Everyone's just so
nice and agreeable.
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[Richie] And?
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And I am not used to the world
saying yes to me, are you?
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I'm guessing you get a
lot more yeses, Joyce.
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[Bambi] Would it
help if I chose?
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It wouldn't be the first time
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I found a stepdad
on short notice.
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Uh, thank you, no.
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Uh, I just need a teeny
little bit more time.
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And how long is that gonna take?
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I'm sorry, Joyce, but I'm broke.
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And I have to take a second job.
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- Isn't this your second job?
- [Richie] No, because...
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Uh, well, what's the job?
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Some crazy rich lady
tracked me down,
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offered me a lot of money to
take boudoir shots for her.
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She wants the Minx touch.
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What... Richie, no.
That's beneath you.
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I'm wearing an apron,
ogling my godson.
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Don't tell me what's beneath me.
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[Bambi] Who's the
crazy rich lady?
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She's the money I need.
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And it'll buy you time to
make a very easy decision.
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You two should come help.
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- Fun!
- Pass.
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- [Richie] Snob.
- [in Spanish dialect] Gracias.
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Gracias. This ain't Spain.
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- [camera shutter snaps]
- [Chuck] Work the lats, hon.
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Hold that flame up like
you burning heaven itself.
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[camera shutter snaps]
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I'm not smiling.
Liberty's a serious bitch.
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[Doug] Chucky, come on,
man, how long you known me?
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[Chuck] Oh, yeah.
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[Doug] So you know
I'm good for the money
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that you front me, plus the vig.
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And I'm gonna give
you a nice chunk
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of profit participation
to boot on this one, okay?
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- "Profit participation"?
- Yeah.
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Well, I didn't know
how deep the hole was.
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Well, I probably shouldn't
have let my insurance lapse.
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That's on me, but we
got to stick together.
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We got to help each other
like we always have.
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Hey, hon, don't mess with that.
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Slim, get-get Liberty's
tits properly fortified.
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Chuck, can you please talk
to me for a second on this?
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Okay. Times have
changed, Dougie.
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You traded in your real friends
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for that pish-posh
ladies' magazine,
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bringing all kinds
of heat on us.
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And you know why you're
here with your hand out?
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- [Doug] Why?
- You got fancy.
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- I didn't get fancy.
- You did, Doug. You did.
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- [Doug] I didn't get fancy.
- You got fancy, Doug.
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You was chitchatting
with Dick Cavett,
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and then, oops, there goes the
RSVP to my Christmas party.
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Lydia is bereft.
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You were the best goddamn
Santa we ever had.
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Now we got Mikey
Two-Fingers in the suit.
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Mikey's Santa?
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He pinches asses, not cheeks.
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Yeah. That's on you.
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That's on me? Not Mikey Deuce?
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Hey, we all know who Mikey is.
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You've changed.
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[rock music plays]
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- Great to see you, Chuck.
- Mm-hmm.
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Mitzi.
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Tell Bambi we miss
her at mah-jongg.
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Okay.
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[Melanie's "Brand
New Key" playing]
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[Melanie] ?? I rode my bicycle
Past your window last night ??
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? ?
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?? I roller-skated To
your door at daylight ??
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?? It almost seems Like
you're avoiding... ??
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[Richie] It's not
like Bambi to flake.
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She doesn't have a
permanent address.
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Sure, but once she commits
to something, she shows up,
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especially if there's a shower.
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Anyway, thanks for filling in.
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- [Joyce] Mm-hmm.
- [bird crying]
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[sighs]
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My curiosity is piqued.
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[door opens]
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Welcome to Peregrine's Reach.
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[Richie] Oh.
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[Melanie] ?? Well, I got ??
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?? A brand-new pair
Of roller-skates ??
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?? You got a brand-new key ??
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?? I think That we
should get together ??
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?? And try them out, you see ??
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?? La, la, la, la, la ??
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?? La, la, la ??
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?? La, la, la, la, la, la ??
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?? Oh, I got a brand-new... ??
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[doorbell rings]
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- ?? You got a brand-new key ??
- Hmm.
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Hey. Hi.
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Um, I know I'm not
supposed to be here,
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and I know you
wanted your space,
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and I respect that,
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but your sister is driving
me and Richie crazy.
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- [scoffs]
- [Bambi] So I'm trying
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to put on a brave face,
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but my jaw is
starting to clench,
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and I'm grinding
my teeth at night,
250
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and you're the best
at advice, so...
251
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It's fine. Okay?
252
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- It's-it's-it's-it's fine.
- I don't even know
253
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if you and Joyce are
talking right now.
254
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Oh, she... yeah, we're good.
255
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She called me the other
day from a suitcase.
256
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Um... yeah, come in.
257
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I'll make you a cup of tea.
258
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- Oh.
- [Shelly] Yeah.
259
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- Thanks.
- Yeah.
260
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Oh, by the way, Lenny
and I are great.
261
00:09:32,714 --> 00:09:35,137
Yeah, we're tearing
through the Kama Sutra.
262
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That makes me so happy.
263
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Make sure he stretches really
well before Wheelbarrow.
264
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Gene Hackman's lumbar
has never recovered.
265
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Oh, no.
266
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- [Phil] Thank you, Doug.
- [Doug] Yeah.
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[Phil] I hope this
isn't goodbye forever.
268
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[Doug] Bad Girl High
is on summer break.
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Fall semester's right
around the corner.
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- Guaranteed.
- [both chuckle]
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- Good to see you.
- [Phil] Thank you, Doug.
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Thank you.
273
00:09:55,217 --> 00:09:57,137
You know the checking
account is bone-dry, right?
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I do. He doesn't.
275
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He's gonna come back,
probably with his nunchucks.
276
00:10:01,864 --> 00:10:03,241
I can't worry about
what's gonna happen
277
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in five to seven business days
278
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when that check
doesn't clear, Tins.
279
00:10:07,149 --> 00:10:09,972
I got to worry about today
and possibly tomorrow.
280
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Okay, well, today, we
can't afford to print
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any of the magazines
that are ready to go.
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And tomorrow we can't afford
283
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to distribute any of the
ones already printed.
284
00:10:16,478 --> 00:10:17,579
Great.
285
00:10:17,679 --> 00:10:19,181
How'd it go with Chuck?
286
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Good.
287
00:10:20,762 --> 00:10:22,905
He lost 20 pounds. He's
on a grapefruit diet.
288
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- And?
- And he looked better plump.
289
00:10:25,087 --> 00:10:27,185
- You can say you're scared.
- [Doug] Well, I'm not scared.
290
00:10:27,209 --> 00:10:29,031
You and me, backs
against the wall,
291
00:10:29,131 --> 00:10:32,394
us against the world...
There's no place I'd rather be.
292
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[chuckles]
293
00:10:34,096 --> 00:10:36,799
[Bubbha Thomas & The Lightmen's
"Survival Song" playing]
294
00:10:36,899 --> 00:10:39,822
? ?
295
00:10:48,430 --> 00:10:50,432
Thank you.
296
00:10:51,393 --> 00:10:55,417
Mrs. Papadopoulos will
be with you shortly.
297
00:10:55,517 --> 00:10:57,099
Did he say Papadopoulos?
298
00:10:57,199 --> 00:10:59,201
[Richie] Yeah. Fun name, right?
299
00:11:01,283 --> 00:11:03,185
Wait. Constance Papadopoulos?
300
00:11:03,285 --> 00:11:05,287
Yes.
301
00:11:06,889 --> 00:11:07,790
You okay?
302
00:11:07,890 --> 00:11:09,271
Oh, my God.
303
00:11:09,371 --> 00:11:11,393
She's only the first
woman to ever hold a seat
304
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on the New York Stock Exchange.
305
00:11:13,215 --> 00:11:15,838
And she's the world's
first female CEO
306
00:11:15,938 --> 00:11:18,480
of a company that she took
over from her ailing husband.
307
00:11:18,580 --> 00:11:21,443
And she turned it
into this empire,
308
00:11:21,543 --> 00:11:23,685
only to be forced out
by this ruthless board
309
00:11:23,785 --> 00:11:25,447
upon his untimely death.
310
00:11:25,547 --> 00:11:27,810
- That sounds made up.
- No, no, no. It's all true.
311
00:11:27,910 --> 00:11:29,451
We did this whole
semester on her
312
00:11:29,551 --> 00:11:31,333
in Unsung Heroines
of Capitalism.
313
00:11:31,433 --> 00:11:33,415
[chuckles] College
is such bullshit.
314
00:11:33,515 --> 00:11:36,258
[sighs] I would die
to interview her.
315
00:11:36,358 --> 00:11:39,381
Well, don't plan on
dying anytime soon.
316
00:11:39,481 --> 00:11:42,264
You're here to take
pictures, that's it.
317
00:11:42,364 --> 00:11:44,366
Follow me.
318
00:11:45,047 --> 00:11:48,430
I hope Ferdinand and Isabella
weren't too much of a bother.
319
00:11:48,530 --> 00:11:50,913
[Richie] No, they're
very obedient.
320
00:11:51,013 --> 00:11:52,474
Afghans are the
stubborn breed...
321
00:11:52,574 --> 00:11:55,117
Nearly impossible to
train them, and yet...
322
00:11:55,217 --> 00:11:57,679
[Joyce] I-I can tell
they're big sweeties.
323
00:11:57,779 --> 00:12:00,602
Look at you, you big,
bad Spanish monarchs.
324
00:12:00,702 --> 00:12:02,444
Are you gonna pillage
the New World?
325
00:12:02,544 --> 00:12:04,086
Don't use that word.
326
00:12:04,186 --> 00:12:06,168
Triggers the kill instinct.
327
00:12:06,268 --> 00:12:08,450
[opera music plays softly]
328
00:12:08,550 --> 00:12:11,253
Which word?
329
00:12:11,353 --> 00:12:13,535
[Constance] Carole
Doheny and I were taking
330
00:12:13,635 --> 00:12:17,179
a life drawing class, and
Esteban was our model.
331
00:12:17,279 --> 00:12:19,701
I just had to have him.
332
00:12:19,801 --> 00:12:22,304
- Look at that man.
- I'm looking.
333
00:12:22,404 --> 00:12:24,604
I mean, I don't think the
charcoal could do him justice.
334
00:12:24,646 --> 00:12:25,948
- Mm-mm.
- No, no.
335
00:12:26,048 --> 00:12:27,789
We need to get this on film.
336
00:12:27,889 --> 00:12:30,172
We need to do it right, forever.
337
00:12:32,134 --> 00:12:35,077
It's so inspiring to see a
woman owning her sexuality.
338
00:12:35,177 --> 00:12:37,179
You know?
339
00:12:39,942 --> 00:12:42,724
Um, is this
Reflections of Desire?
340
00:12:42,824 --> 00:12:44,006
It's a version.
341
00:12:44,106 --> 00:12:45,607
That's our next
centrefold concept.
342
00:12:45,707 --> 00:12:46,969
You can't use that.
343
00:12:47,069 --> 00:12:49,972
Uh, dicks in
mirrors was my idea.
344
00:12:50,072 --> 00:12:51,453
- I'm using it.
- Richie...
345
00:12:51,553 --> 00:12:53,896
See what happens when you
don't pick a publisher?
346
00:12:53,996 --> 00:12:55,653
[Constance] So how much
of me are you gonna catch
347
00:12:55,677 --> 00:12:56,778
in the mirrors?
348
00:12:56,878 --> 00:12:58,216
[Richie] As much or
as little as you want.
349
00:12:58,240 --> 00:12:59,741
It'll mostly be Esteban,
350
00:12:59,841 --> 00:13:01,899
but, uh, we're gonna pick up
bits and pieces of your robe
351
00:13:01,923 --> 00:13:03,545
to feel your presence.
352
00:13:03,645 --> 00:13:04,947
I love it.
353
00:13:05,047 --> 00:13:07,109
Yeah, I loved it, too.
354
00:13:07,209 --> 00:13:09,431
Oh, I'm sorry, are you
gonna be a problem?
355
00:13:09,531 --> 00:13:12,634
Me? No, no. I'm sorry.
No, I'm just, um...
356
00:13:12,734 --> 00:13:15,517
I'm just... I'm a little
flustered, to be honest,
357
00:13:15,617 --> 00:13:17,759
because I didn't know that
this shoot was for you.
358
00:13:17,859 --> 00:13:19,441
And just, God, meeting you...
359
00:13:19,541 --> 00:13:22,004
You're such a hero
to so many women.
360
00:13:22,104 --> 00:13:24,326
And...
361
00:13:24,426 --> 00:13:27,129
I just... did they really
try to poison you in Cyprus?
362
00:13:27,229 --> 00:13:29,892
That was a long,
long time ago...
363
00:13:29,992 --> 00:13:31,653
in Crete.
364
00:13:31,753 --> 00:13:33,455
- Hey, Joyce?
- Yeah.
365
00:13:33,555 --> 00:13:35,817
Can you get out the 85?
I'm gonna start with that.
366
00:13:35,917 --> 00:13:37,499
- Yeah.
- Thank you.
367
00:13:37,599 --> 00:13:39,741
Esteban, feel free to
get up and disrobe.
368
00:13:39,841 --> 00:13:42,184
Get into position
whenever you're ready.
369
00:13:42,284 --> 00:13:43,785
No, Constance, you
stay right there.
370
00:13:43,885 --> 00:13:46,188
- Perfect.
- [Joyce] Um...
371
00:13:46,288 --> 00:13:48,510
is the 85, uh, one
of these lenses,
372
00:13:48,610 --> 00:13:50,592
or is it one of
these rolls of film?
373
00:13:50,692 --> 00:13:52,790
[Constance] Miss Prigger, if
you're going to be a boss,
374
00:13:52,814 --> 00:13:54,876
you really should
know how to do the job
375
00:13:54,976 --> 00:13:56,978
of all the people
working for you.
376
00:13:59,141 --> 00:14:00,963
- You know who I am?
- Well, of course I do.
377
00:14:01,063 --> 00:14:02,844
I told Ricardo that
I'm a tremendous fan
378
00:14:02,944 --> 00:14:04,406
of your magazine.
379
00:14:04,506 --> 00:14:06,248
But you're here to
help your photographer,
380
00:14:06,348 --> 00:14:07,689
so do that job,
381
00:14:07,789 --> 00:14:11,053
and do it with vigour
and perspicacity.
382
00:14:11,153 --> 00:14:13,455
Yes. [chuckles]
You are so wise.
383
00:14:13,555 --> 00:14:15,497
Thank you. I'm sorry.
384
00:14:15,597 --> 00:14:17,379
[clears throat]
385
00:14:17,479 --> 00:14:19,217
[whispering] I'm so
sorry... I still don't know
386
00:14:19,241 --> 00:14:20,622
whether it's a
lens or it's film.
387
00:14:20,722 --> 00:14:22,824
It's film.
388
00:14:22,924 --> 00:14:24,926
Thank you.
389
00:14:25,287 --> 00:14:26,584
[Shelly] I'm not
surprised Joyce is having
390
00:14:26,608 --> 00:14:28,510
a hard time with this decision.
391
00:14:28,610 --> 00:14:30,388
[Bambi] Yeah, but she said she
wants the opposite of Doug,
392
00:14:30,412 --> 00:14:31,793
and they all are.
393
00:14:31,893 --> 00:14:33,996
[Shelly] Well, she's
probably afraid of making
394
00:14:34,096 --> 00:14:36,238
an impulsive choice...
395
00:14:36,338 --> 00:14:39,321
you know, one that might
feel right in-in the moment
396
00:14:39,421 --> 00:14:41,643
but, ah, uh, have
long-lasting effects
397
00:14:41,743 --> 00:14:46,288
that could, I-I don't know,
throw her life into turmoil.
398
00:14:46,388 --> 00:14:48,570
I guess I can understand that.
399
00:14:48,670 --> 00:14:51,613
Decisions are-are rational
or emotional, right?
400
00:14:51,713 --> 00:14:54,576
Rational decisions, easy.
You weigh pros and cons.
401
00:14:54,676 --> 00:14:56,979
But-but emotions, feelings,
402
00:14:57,079 --> 00:15:00,742
powerful feelings, um...
403
00:15:00,842 --> 00:15:03,465
impulses, uh...
404
00:15:03,565 --> 00:15:05,907
I mean, that-that
can be confusing
405
00:15:06,007 --> 00:15:08,550
and also paralysing.
406
00:15:08,650 --> 00:15:10,032
Right.
407
00:15:10,132 --> 00:15:12,034
And in a sense,
there-there's a safety
408
00:15:12,134 --> 00:15:16,398
in not making a choice,
in-in-in not making a decision,
409
00:15:16,498 --> 00:15:19,921
because once you
do, it can feel...
410
00:15:20,021 --> 00:15:21,603
irreversible.
411
00:15:21,703 --> 00:15:23,965
Like, saying something
that you want
412
00:15:24,065 --> 00:15:27,889
can never happen again.
413
00:15:27,989 --> 00:15:32,254
Well, I think if Joyce is afraid
414
00:15:32,354 --> 00:15:35,257
of hurting one of the
publisher's feelings,
415
00:15:35,357 --> 00:15:36,658
she shouldn't worry about that.
416
00:15:36,758 --> 00:15:39,121
The publisher will understand.
417
00:15:40,802 --> 00:15:42,544
[sighs]
418
00:15:42,644 --> 00:15:44,646
Never?
419
00:15:45,407 --> 00:15:46,908
Never.
420
00:15:47,008 --> 00:15:49,751
[Della Humphrey's "Your
Love is All I Need" playing]
421
00:15:49,851 --> 00:15:52,814
? ?
422
00:15:54,216 --> 00:15:56,278
[sighs]
423
00:15:56,378 --> 00:15:58,160
[Della] ?? You ??
424
00:15:58,260 --> 00:16:01,643
?? Can take away my mind ??
425
00:16:01,743 --> 00:16:03,205
Are you sure?
426
00:16:03,305 --> 00:16:06,007
[Della] ?? So that
I can't think ??
427
00:16:06,107 --> 00:16:08,690
Okay, not here.
428
00:16:08,790 --> 00:16:11,813
[horn honking]
429
00:16:11,913 --> 00:16:14,136
[Della] ?? And replace
it With heat ??
430
00:16:14,236 --> 00:16:16,298
[brakes squeaking]
431
00:16:16,398 --> 00:16:18,400
[truck backfiring]
432
00:16:20,162 --> 00:16:22,023
[Tina coughs]
433
00:16:22,123 --> 00:16:24,426
[Doug] Hey, Tins, check it out!
434
00:16:24,526 --> 00:16:26,228
The guy practically
gave it to me!
435
00:16:26,328 --> 00:16:27,789
Where is your car?
436
00:16:27,889 --> 00:16:29,929
[Doug] Don't worry about
that. I had to trade it in.
437
00:16:29,971 --> 00:16:31,513
But this one's even better.
438
00:16:31,613 --> 00:16:33,275
Now I got six
wheels. [chuckles]
439
00:16:33,375 --> 00:16:34,756
[Tina] Jesus, is that blood?
440
00:16:34,856 --> 00:16:36,896
[Doug] Eh, bucket of soap,
you'll wash it right off.
441
00:16:36,938 --> 00:16:37,959
But now I got a plan.
442
00:16:38,059 --> 00:16:39,801
We can deliver the
magazines ourselves.
443
00:16:39,901 --> 00:16:40,802
I figured out a route.
444
00:16:40,902 --> 00:16:42,364
We go from California
445
00:16:42,464 --> 00:16:44,005
to, uh, Arizona to Utah.
446
00:16:44,105 --> 00:16:46,688
We could do it all in 39 hours
if we take turns sleeping.
447
00:16:46,788 --> 00:16:48,330
I'm hearing a lot of "we" s.
448
00:16:48,430 --> 00:16:49,767
[Doug] Well, that's
'cause we're a team.
449
00:16:49,791 --> 00:16:52,494
You've driven a-a rig
before, haven't you?
450
00:16:52,594 --> 00:16:54,131
Well, don't worry about
it. I'll teach you.
451
00:16:54,155 --> 00:16:56,498
You'll be a pro by the
time we get to Bakersfield.
452
00:16:56,598 --> 00:16:58,540
Doug...
453
00:16:58,640 --> 00:17:01,863
that time has passed
for both of us.
454
00:17:01,963 --> 00:17:03,425
Sorry.
455
00:17:03,525 --> 00:17:05,187
Just call Joyce.
456
00:17:05,287 --> 00:17:07,505
Tell her you made a mistake,
you want to work something out.
457
00:17:07,529 --> 00:17:09,311
That would make me look weak.
458
00:17:09,411 --> 00:17:11,473
As opposed to...
459
00:17:11,573 --> 00:17:13,595
Strong.
460
00:17:13,695 --> 00:17:15,317
[Benny Gordon's "Give
a Damn" playing]
461
00:17:15,417 --> 00:17:17,439
[Benny] ?? Uh ??
462
00:17:17,539 --> 00:17:19,881
?? We need to help somebody ??
463
00:17:19,981 --> 00:17:22,164
I feel like Constance and I
got off on the wrong foot,
464
00:17:22,264 --> 00:17:24,606
but I think she really
warmed to me by the end,
465
00:17:24,706 --> 00:17:27,609
so I'm gonna reapproach
her about that interview.
466
00:17:27,709 --> 00:17:28,970
What are you doing?
467
00:17:29,070 --> 00:17:30,612
Rhapsodising? [chuckles]
468
00:17:30,712 --> 00:17:32,490
- You're distracting yourself.
- By working on the magazine?
469
00:17:32,514 --> 00:17:33,971
[Richie] If we were
working on the magazine,
470
00:17:33,995 --> 00:17:36,378
we'd be on the 25th floor
of a skyscraper downtown,
471
00:17:36,478 --> 00:17:38,580
not coated in masa
in Boyle Heights.
472
00:17:38,680 --> 00:17:41,102
Look, if any of them had
Constance's perspicacity,
473
00:17:41,202 --> 00:17:43,665
a word so erudite I've never
heard it in conversation...
474
00:17:43,765 --> 00:17:45,867
- Like "erudite."
- then this would be easy.
475
00:17:45,967 --> 00:17:47,669
Publishers aren't
supposed to impress you
476
00:17:47,769 --> 00:17:49,151
with their vocabulary, Joyce.
477
00:17:49,251 --> 00:17:50,632
They impress you with money
478
00:17:50,732 --> 00:17:52,394
and access to printing presses.
479
00:17:52,494 --> 00:17:53,795
Yes, they all want us,
480
00:17:53,895 --> 00:17:56,718
but I just... I don't know
if they get us, you know?
481
00:17:56,818 --> 00:17:58,018
Everything we've been through.
482
00:17:58,099 --> 00:18:00,642
I mean, look around.
We're scrappy.
483
00:18:00,742 --> 00:18:03,485
Bambi and I quit our jobs
because we believe in you.
484
00:18:03,585 --> 00:18:05,607
Whatever choice you make
is gonna be a good one
485
00:18:05,707 --> 00:18:09,451
because it means that you'll
be leading us and Minx again.
486
00:18:09,551 --> 00:18:12,854
You have great
options. Choose one.
487
00:18:12,954 --> 00:18:15,697
[doo-wop music playing]
488
00:18:15,797 --> 00:18:21,463
[singer] ?? What makes me cry ??
489
00:18:21,563 --> 00:18:23,865
Come on, why are
all the prizes gone?
490
00:18:23,965 --> 00:18:25,503
Oh, that's the first
thing the kids do...
491
00:18:25,527 --> 00:18:27,709
Rip open the top,
grab the prize...
492
00:18:27,809 --> 00:18:29,671
Big source of conflict
in the Lambert house.
493
00:18:29,771 --> 00:18:31,673
Oh, wait, I found one.
494
00:18:31,773 --> 00:18:33,835
- Can I keep it?
- No, you may not, young lady.
495
00:18:33,935 --> 00:18:35,192
But it's comb,
and I need a comb.
496
00:18:35,216 --> 00:18:36,798
Oh, I'll buy you a comb.
497
00:18:36,898 --> 00:18:40,282
- [Lenny] Hey, honey, I'm home!
- [door closes]
498
00:18:40,382 --> 00:18:41,923
You are not gonna
believe what happened
499
00:18:42,023 --> 00:18:44,326
during Brent Johnstone's
molar extraction.
500
00:18:44,426 --> 00:18:46,608
I mean, I-I knew he was
a gusher, but, my God.
501
00:18:46,708 --> 00:18:48,068
Uh, back over
there's where we keep
502
00:18:48,149 --> 00:18:49,447
- our dry goods, so...
- [Bambi] Oh.
503
00:18:49,471 --> 00:18:51,933
Lenny! Hi.
504
00:18:52,033 --> 00:18:53,975
You're home early.
505
00:18:54,075 --> 00:18:57,118
Well, I got gushed on, so
thought I would change.
506
00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:01,202
Oh, um, this is the, um...
507
00:19:03,004 --> 00:19:04,306
Bambi.
508
00:19:04,406 --> 00:19:06,187
Oh, the famous Bambi.
509
00:19:06,287 --> 00:19:08,650
- In the flesh.
- [chuckles]
510
00:19:10,291 --> 00:19:11,913
She came to, um...
511
00:19:12,013 --> 00:19:14,035
over to, uh, borrow this bra.
512
00:19:14,135 --> 00:19:15,637
- Oh, yes.
- Mm-hmm.
513
00:19:15,737 --> 00:19:18,880
I lost mine in a well.
514
00:19:18,980 --> 00:19:22,163
Well, that puts my
molar story to shame.
515
00:19:22,263 --> 00:19:23,961
Um, do you want me to
run upstairs and get you
516
00:19:23,985 --> 00:19:26,167
- a fresh, uh, shirt?
- No. I got it.
517
00:19:26,267 --> 00:19:30,572
I do want to ask your friend
Bambi a question, though.
518
00:19:30,672 --> 00:19:32,894
Yeah.
519
00:19:32,994 --> 00:19:35,577
I'm just wondering...
520
00:19:35,677 --> 00:19:39,981
how did you take such
sexy pictures of my wife?
521
00:19:40,081 --> 00:19:41,823
What, y-you're a model
and a photographer?
522
00:19:41,923 --> 00:19:43,665
[both laugh]
523
00:19:43,765 --> 00:19:46,308
Well, yeah, it was easy.
524
00:19:46,408 --> 00:19:48,229
Look at her. She's gorgeous.
525
00:19:48,329 --> 00:19:50,331
Damn tootin'.
526
00:19:50,852 --> 00:19:52,434
Well, don't let me
interrupt the tour.
527
00:19:52,534 --> 00:19:54,075
If you like that
pantry, by the way,
528
00:19:54,175 --> 00:19:56,438
we got a linen closet that's
gonna knock your socks off.
529
00:19:56,538 --> 00:19:58,520
I think it's the
cedar. [chuckles]
530
00:19:58,620 --> 00:20:00,922
- Nice meeting you.
- [Lenny] Yep.
531
00:20:01,022 --> 00:20:02,724
[Bambi giggles]
532
00:20:02,824 --> 00:20:05,727
[funky music plays]
533
00:20:05,827 --> 00:20:08,710
? ?
534
00:20:10,592 --> 00:20:12,053
[Richie] Are those for me?
535
00:20:12,153 --> 00:20:13,094
You should have.
536
00:20:13,194 --> 00:20:14,616
Not for you, for Joyce.
537
00:20:14,716 --> 00:20:16,177
[Richie] Well, you
just missed her.
538
00:20:16,277 --> 00:20:18,940
But if you want to grovel,
I'll happily take the message.
539
00:20:19,040 --> 00:20:21,783
No grovelling from me, just
checking in on old friends.
540
00:20:21,883 --> 00:20:23,745
[Richie] Mm.
541
00:20:23,845 --> 00:20:26,748
You know, Bambi and
I knew you'd be back.
542
00:20:26,848 --> 00:20:28,550
She thought you'd
bring Chardonnay,
543
00:20:28,650 --> 00:20:31,112
but I know you're a sucker
for supermarket flowers.
544
00:20:31,212 --> 00:20:33,114
Thank you. I just won $50.
545
00:20:33,214 --> 00:20:35,276
Well, from the looks of it,
you could use the money.
546
00:20:35,376 --> 00:20:37,198
[both laugh]
547
00:20:37,298 --> 00:20:39,401
Touch�.
548
00:20:39,501 --> 00:20:42,884
You got a hell of an eye, kid.
549
00:20:42,984 --> 00:20:44,926
But you're making
a mistake here.
550
00:20:45,026 --> 00:20:46,728
- Senior porn?
- [Richie] Oh, come on.
551
00:20:46,828 --> 00:20:48,886
[Doug] You should warn Joyce.
We went down this road.
552
00:20:48,910 --> 00:20:50,091
You remember Silver Sluts?
553
00:20:50,191 --> 00:20:51,693
Mm. And Oldies but
Goodies? [scoffs]
554
00:20:51,793 --> 00:20:53,535
Yeah, people don't
want to see gray bush.
555
00:20:53,635 --> 00:20:55,235
I don't know why.
There's no money in it.
556
00:20:55,276 --> 00:20:57,499
You know what, Doug?
I have fans now.
557
00:20:57,599 --> 00:20:59,421
Yeah, and they're
incredibly wealthy.
558
00:20:59,521 --> 00:21:01,102
And they live in castles,
559
00:21:01,202 --> 00:21:02,984
and they hire me to
shoot their playthings.
560
00:21:03,084 --> 00:21:04,586
Good for you. I'm
so happy for you.
561
00:21:04,686 --> 00:21:06,548
You're such a winner.
562
00:21:06,648 --> 00:21:09,631
? ?
563
00:21:09,731 --> 00:21:11,112
- How wealthy?
- [bell dings]
564
00:21:11,212 --> 00:21:14,095
? ?
565
00:21:15,697 --> 00:21:18,440
I don't want to go to
Dad's stupid thing tonight.
566
00:21:18,540 --> 00:21:20,161
The Kiwanis are hardly stupid.
567
00:21:20,261 --> 00:21:21,523
You're talking about one
568
00:21:21,623 --> 00:21:23,845
of America's foremost
service organisations,
569
00:21:23,945 --> 00:21:26,087
who just so happen to be
honouring your father,
570
00:21:26,187 --> 00:21:27,489
which is a big deal.
571
00:21:27,589 --> 00:21:29,330
- Stupid big deal.
- Oh, my God.
572
00:21:29,430 --> 00:21:30,670
[Lenny] What did
I do to deserve
573
00:21:30,712 --> 00:21:32,053
such a rousing defence?
574
00:21:32,153 --> 00:21:33,695
Your children
don't seem to value
575
00:21:33,795 --> 00:21:35,176
all you do for this family.
576
00:21:35,276 --> 00:21:37,138
[Lenny] You know, I was, uh...
577
00:21:37,238 --> 00:21:39,781
thinking about you and Bambi,
578
00:21:39,881 --> 00:21:42,023
seeing you two
together like that.
579
00:21:42,123 --> 00:21:44,265
Like what?
580
00:21:44,365 --> 00:21:47,509
I don't know. Smiley? Excited?
581
00:21:47,609 --> 00:21:50,392
I mean, you-you were so happy
when you were working with her.
582
00:21:50,492 --> 00:21:52,113
So maybe you should
go back to Minx.
583
00:21:52,213 --> 00:21:54,636
N-no, it's, um...
I mean, there is...
584
00:21:54,736 --> 00:21:56,157
There is no Minx.
585
00:21:56,257 --> 00:21:57,999
Joyce is, like,
all over the place.
586
00:21:58,099 --> 00:21:59,961
Well, some other job, then.
587
00:22:00,061 --> 00:22:01,643
I mean, look, I
know that you like
588
00:22:01,743 --> 00:22:03,925
getting up to trouble
outside of the house, so...
589
00:22:04,025 --> 00:22:05,927
just an idea.
590
00:22:06,027 --> 00:22:07,248
Love you.
591
00:22:07,348 --> 00:22:09,350
- Love you, too.
- [cereal rattles in bowl]
592
00:22:10,872 --> 00:22:13,134
- [Tommy] That's an odd prize.
- Oh, God.
593
00:22:13,234 --> 00:22:15,256
[rock music plays]
594
00:22:15,356 --> 00:22:17,058
Thank you.
595
00:22:17,158 --> 00:22:19,160
Oh, my God.
596
00:22:20,081 --> 00:22:21,779
[Cond� Nast exec] I assure
you, Miss Prigger...
597
00:22:21,803 --> 00:22:25,066
- [gasps] Ms.
- Right, Ms.
598
00:22:25,166 --> 00:22:27,268
That mean married
or not married?
599
00:22:27,368 --> 00:22:28,710
I means the same thing as "Mr."
600
00:22:28,810 --> 00:22:30,231
Well said.
601
00:22:30,331 --> 00:22:32,714
Pay attention,
boys. Words matter.
602
00:22:32,814 --> 00:22:35,036
You are gonna get on great
with the gals down at Vogue.
603
00:22:35,136 --> 00:22:37,959
- Mm.
- They love correcting us.
604
00:22:38,059 --> 00:22:39,561
Shall we get down
to the business
605
00:22:39,661 --> 00:22:41,983
of making Minx part of
the Cond� Nast family?
606
00:22:48,670 --> 00:22:50,992
[knocking at window]
607
00:22:51,993 --> 00:22:53,995
[muffled] Can I speak
with you for a sec?
608
00:23:00,722 --> 00:23:04,345
I'm so sorry. Just
give me one second.
609
00:23:04,445 --> 00:23:05,747
I'll be right back.
610
00:23:05,847 --> 00:23:07,028
What are you doing here?
611
00:23:07,128 --> 00:23:08,630
[Doug] You don't
want to do this.
612
00:23:08,730 --> 00:23:10,512
If you did, you would
have signed weeks ago.
613
00:23:10,612 --> 00:23:11,953
What? No. I've
been negotiating.
614
00:23:12,053 --> 00:23:13,675
Stop lying to me.
I saw that smile...
615
00:23:13,775 --> 00:23:15,713
The fake one you gave them
and the real one you gave me.
616
00:23:15,737 --> 00:23:17,599
[laughs] I did no such thing.
617
00:23:17,699 --> 00:23:19,641
[Doug] Yes, you did.
618
00:23:19,741 --> 00:23:22,323
Those dinosaurs will
never get you, Joyce.
619
00:23:22,423 --> 00:23:25,086
You're better than them.
Y-you need a publisher...
620
00:23:25,186 --> 00:23:28,369
No, Doug, come on,
look, we... we-we tried,
621
00:23:28,469 --> 00:23:29,771
and-and it didn't work.
622
00:23:29,871 --> 00:23:32,133
Constance Papadopoulos.
623
00:23:32,233 --> 00:23:33,495
Yeah, what about her?
624
00:23:33,595 --> 00:23:35,456
I pitched her on investing
in Bottom Dollar,
625
00:23:35,556 --> 00:23:38,059
uh, and she said no,
she wasn't interested...
626
00:23:38,159 --> 00:23:39,777
[Joyce chuckles] Yeah,
'cause she's smart.
627
00:23:39,801 --> 00:23:41,983
Without Minx.
628
00:23:42,083 --> 00:23:43,505
Come on, think.
629
00:23:43,605 --> 00:23:45,827
She's your perfect,
perfect publisher.
630
00:23:45,927 --> 00:23:49,170
Doug, Constance
publishing Minx is...
631
00:23:51,572 --> 00:23:53,675
- a really good idea.
- Yeah, it's a good idea.
632
00:23:53,775 --> 00:23:56,317
God damn it, I was right
there with her, in her house.
633
00:23:56,417 --> 00:23:57,599
Why didn't I think of that?
634
00:23:57,699 --> 00:23:59,521
You don't have to.
That's why you got me.
635
00:23:59,621 --> 00:24:01,963
No, look, she's-she's
retired from shipping.
636
00:24:02,063 --> 00:24:04,005
She... no, she has zero
publishing experience.
637
00:24:04,105 --> 00:24:05,727
Good, all I hear is deep pockets
638
00:24:05,827 --> 00:24:07,769
with no big ideas on
how to run a magazine.
639
00:24:07,869 --> 00:24:09,406
What she doesn't know,
we could teach her.
640
00:24:09,430 --> 00:24:11,533
- "We"?
- Yeah, we.
641
00:24:11,633 --> 00:24:14,495
The meeting's all
set. She's primed.
642
00:24:14,595 --> 00:24:16,698
I just need one
hour of your time.
643
00:24:16,798 --> 00:24:19,500
[Morrison Kincannon's
"Destination" playing]
644
00:24:19,600 --> 00:24:22,483
? ?
645
00:24:24,525 --> 00:24:26,023
[Morrison] ?? Well, you
work All your life ??
646
00:24:26,047 --> 00:24:27,669
?? To make your bread ??
647
00:24:27,769 --> 00:24:29,609
?? But before you lived
You're gonna be dead ??
648
00:24:29,651 --> 00:24:31,749
?? So listen to the little
man Talkin' in your head... ??
649
00:24:31,773 --> 00:24:34,796
Hey, Mikey Two.
650
00:24:34,896 --> 00:24:36,553
I knew you'd come
through. Thank you, baby.
651
00:24:36,577 --> 00:24:37,715
Nice to hear from you, Dougie.
652
00:24:37,739 --> 00:24:38,996
- [dog whines]
- Hey, you know I got
653
00:24:39,020 --> 00:24:40,357
the what-what whenever
you in need, right?
654
00:24:40,381 --> 00:24:41,723
Yeah, I do, I do.
655
00:24:41,823 --> 00:24:43,160
And don't get comfy
in that Santa suit.
656
00:24:43,184 --> 00:24:44,365
I'm coming for it.
657
00:24:44,465 --> 00:24:46,043
- [Mikey] Hey, dry food only.
- [Doug] Okay.
658
00:24:46,067 --> 00:24:47,609
[Joyce] There's no meeting.
659
00:24:47,709 --> 00:24:49,887
Well, she said she was excited
to continue our conversation.
660
00:24:49,911 --> 00:24:51,613
She just didn't know
how soon it would be.
661
00:24:51,713 --> 00:24:53,414
Good.
662
00:24:53,514 --> 00:24:55,577
Look at me. I'm a
natural with this dog.
663
00:24:55,677 --> 00:24:58,620
? ?
664
00:24:58,720 --> 00:25:01,382
[indistinct chatter]
665
00:25:01,482 --> 00:25:03,104
How do you even know she's here?
666
00:25:03,204 --> 00:25:04,862
Well, I went to her
castle, I drank her tea,
667
00:25:04,886 --> 00:25:06,748
we talked dogs, which
we have in common.
668
00:25:06,848 --> 00:25:10,271
This is Abracadabra,
by the way, and she...
669
00:25:10,371 --> 00:25:11,953
Oh, he... [chuckles]
670
00:25:12,053 --> 00:25:14,093
- is my longtime companion.
- You are unbelievable.
671
00:25:14,175 --> 00:25:15,753
Aw, thanks. I feel
pretty good about this.
672
00:25:15,777 --> 00:25:17,318
No, it was not a compliment.
673
00:25:17,418 --> 00:25:19,538
Doug, you think you can just
BS your way through life.
674
00:25:19,580 --> 00:25:21,042
Everything's always
gonna work out.
675
00:25:21,142 --> 00:25:23,645
[Doug] Well, not everything,
but hopefully this, right?
676
00:25:23,745 --> 00:25:25,602
[Joyce] It's not how I want
to connect with my heroes.
677
00:25:25,626 --> 00:25:27,088
[dogs barking]
678
00:25:27,188 --> 00:25:29,490
Constance! Hey!
679
00:25:29,590 --> 00:25:32,133
Mr. Renetti. Joyce.
680
00:25:32,233 --> 00:25:33,290
- Hello.
- I should have known
681
00:25:33,314 --> 00:25:34,616
you two would have been here.
682
00:25:34,716 --> 00:25:37,138
[Constance] Ah, the
famous Abracadabra.
683
00:25:37,238 --> 00:25:40,541
She is a beaut... Very
distinctive colouring.
684
00:25:40,641 --> 00:25:43,064
Well, this really is a
happy accident, right?
685
00:25:43,164 --> 00:25:46,868
You, me, and Joyce all
in the same exact spot?
686
00:25:46,968 --> 00:25:49,230
It's like the universe
wants us to continue
687
00:25:49,330 --> 00:25:50,471
our conversation, Connie.
688
00:25:50,571 --> 00:25:52,714
- Very serendipitous.
- Agreed.
689
00:25:52,814 --> 00:25:54,832
Maybe Constance doesn't
want to talk shop right now.
690
00:25:54,856 --> 00:25:56,153
[Constance] Oh, no,
no, no. It's fine.
691
00:25:56,177 --> 00:25:58,960
Entrepreneurs proposition
me everywhere I go.
692
00:25:59,060 --> 00:26:01,082
It's the perils of
being a wealthy widow.
693
00:26:01,182 --> 00:26:03,685
[chuckles] I can only imagine.
694
00:26:03,785 --> 00:26:05,366
Well, like I was
saying over tea,
695
00:26:05,466 --> 00:26:07,769
with your backing
financially and my know-how,
696
00:26:07,869 --> 00:26:09,410
we could turn Minx
into so much more
697
00:26:09,510 --> 00:26:11,012
than just a magazine.
698
00:26:11,112 --> 00:26:12,930
I mean, just picture
this... Uh, merchandising,
699
00:26:12,954 --> 00:26:15,416
uh, uh, uh, events,
international editions,
700
00:26:15,516 --> 00:26:17,258
taking this thing global.
701
00:26:17,358 --> 00:26:19,140
Think about the
money for a second.
702
00:26:19,240 --> 00:26:22,383
And all of this, it's not me.
703
00:26:22,483 --> 00:26:23,785
It's her.
704
00:26:23,885 --> 00:26:25,586
It's all made possible
705
00:26:25,686 --> 00:26:28,429
by our brilliant
editorial leadership
706
00:26:28,529 --> 00:26:30,992
from this lady right
here, Ms. Joyce Prigger.
707
00:26:31,092 --> 00:26:33,094
Joyce?
708
00:26:34,655 --> 00:26:36,277
Constance, could I
talk to you alone?
709
00:26:36,377 --> 00:26:37,674
Well, I don't... I don't
think that's necessary.
710
00:26:37,698 --> 00:26:39,160
- I think we could just...
- No, no.
711
00:26:39,260 --> 00:26:40,637
Why don't you be a lamb and
take our babies for a spin?
712
00:26:40,661 --> 00:26:42,301
- [Doug scoffs]
- They look like they have
713
00:26:42,383 --> 00:26:44,125
some business to
attend to as well.
714
00:26:44,225 --> 00:26:45,763
Well, it looks to me
they're so comfortable...
715
00:26:45,787 --> 00:26:47,368
Thank you.
716
00:26:47,468 --> 00:26:49,170
[Doug whistles]
717
00:26:49,270 --> 00:26:50,848
All right, you have
until they ring the gong
718
00:26:50,872 --> 00:26:52,974
for the grand promenade.
719
00:26:53,074 --> 00:26:55,857
But know this... I don't
invest in businesses.
720
00:26:55,957 --> 00:26:58,299
I invest in people.
721
00:26:58,399 --> 00:27:00,301
So why should I invest in you?
722
00:27:00,401 --> 00:27:01,703
Go.
723
00:27:01,803 --> 00:27:04,065
Well, it isn't just me.
724
00:27:04,165 --> 00:27:06,067
It's my whole team.
725
00:27:06,167 --> 00:27:08,549
And...
726
00:27:08,649 --> 00:27:10,792
we're outsiders like you.
727
00:27:10,892 --> 00:27:12,874
We had to blaze our own trail.
728
00:27:12,974 --> 00:27:14,435
And I don't want
to stop doing that
729
00:27:14,535 --> 00:27:17,118
just because Cond� Nast is
panting at the door, you know?
730
00:27:17,218 --> 00:27:19,120
I want to keep doing it our way.
731
00:27:19,220 --> 00:27:20,521
I want to...
732
00:27:20,621 --> 00:27:23,564
I want to keep fighting
with a woman at the helm,
733
00:27:23,664 --> 00:27:27,128
who not only understands it
but who has actually lived it.
734
00:27:27,228 --> 00:27:29,090
But I lost my fight.
735
00:27:29,190 --> 00:27:32,013
And they took my company, and
then they tried to kill me.
736
00:27:32,113 --> 00:27:34,335
Well, this time you
wouldn't be alone.
737
00:27:34,435 --> 00:27:36,377
And I promise that
I won't kill you.
738
00:27:36,477 --> 00:27:39,180
[chuckles]
739
00:27:39,280 --> 00:27:42,623
Ever since he put
this idea in my head,
740
00:27:42,723 --> 00:27:45,606
I cannot imagine anyone
else publishing Minx.
741
00:27:47,328 --> 00:27:50,351
Well, I have always been tickled
742
00:27:50,451 --> 00:27:52,453
by the taboo.
743
00:27:55,416 --> 00:27:56,677
All right.
744
00:27:56,777 --> 00:27:58,679
Maybe I have one
good chapter left
745
00:27:58,779 --> 00:28:00,081
before I call it a career.
746
00:28:00,181 --> 00:28:01,803
Oh, my God.
747
00:28:01,903 --> 00:28:03,604
- [laughing] Really?
- Yes.
748
00:28:03,704 --> 00:28:05,526
Oh, my God, this is incredible!
749
00:28:05,626 --> 00:28:06,808
Oh, my God.
750
00:28:06,908 --> 00:28:09,250
I cannot believe he was right.
751
00:28:09,350 --> 00:28:10,892
Yes, he was.
752
00:28:10,992 --> 00:28:12,253
Quite the charmer, isn't he?
753
00:28:12,353 --> 00:28:13,254
Well...
754
00:28:13,354 --> 00:28:15,336
Yeah, but do we need him?
755
00:28:15,436 --> 00:28:17,738
Look, the man clearly
stole that dog,
756
00:28:17,838 --> 00:28:20,681
and that kind of
bravado is very risky.
757
00:28:22,243 --> 00:28:24,365
[indistinct chatter,
dogs barking]
758
00:28:26,888 --> 00:28:28,109
All right, yes.
759
00:28:28,209 --> 00:28:31,552
Yes, his methods
are... unconventional.
760
00:28:31,652 --> 00:28:34,675
But he pushes me in a way
that makes me so much better.
761
00:28:34,775 --> 00:28:38,079
I would not be here
if it weren't for him.
762
00:28:38,179 --> 00:28:40,982
Minx is as much his
success as it is mine.
763
00:28:42,823 --> 00:28:45,406
Uh, can you please never,
ever tell him that, though?
764
00:28:45,506 --> 00:28:46,888
Oh, a woman would never.
765
00:28:46,988 --> 00:28:48,930
Great.
766
00:28:49,030 --> 00:28:50,691
Great.
767
00:28:50,791 --> 00:28:53,614
[Rod Stewart's "You
Wear It Well" playing]
768
00:28:53,714 --> 00:28:55,937
Uh...
769
00:28:56,037 --> 00:28:57,418
Um, I'll come with.
770
00:28:57,518 --> 00:29:00,341
[Doug] Well, look at you!
You closed the deal, kid!
771
00:29:00,441 --> 00:29:02,623
We're 50/50 partners,
and I'm telling you,
772
00:29:02,723 --> 00:29:04,043
it's gonna be
different this time.
773
00:29:04,125 --> 00:29:06,988
[Joyce] Actually, 51/49...
Constance insisted.
774
00:29:07,088 --> 00:29:09,070
Well, that's 49 more
than I had this morning.
775
00:29:09,170 --> 00:29:10,631
How's that?
776
00:29:10,731 --> 00:29:12,309
[Joyce] Was it rude not to
stay for the ribbon ceremony?
777
00:29:12,333 --> 00:29:13,693
[Doug] No. We got
what we came for.
778
00:29:13,734 --> 00:29:14,876
Let's go.
779
00:29:14,976 --> 00:29:16,277
[laughter]
780
00:29:16,377 --> 00:29:17,794
So let me get this
straight... I quit my job
781
00:29:17,818 --> 00:29:19,596
to end up at the same
place with the same people
782
00:29:19,620 --> 00:29:20,962
minus three paycheques?
783
00:29:21,062 --> 00:29:23,004
Isn't it great? And now
a countess is in charge.
784
00:29:23,104 --> 00:29:24,365
Uh, former countess.
785
00:29:24,465 --> 00:29:25,927
[Bambi] Hey!
786
00:29:26,027 --> 00:29:28,005
And I just want you to know
that I've actually been
787
00:29:28,029 --> 00:29:29,770
to French Polynesia,
788
00:29:29,870 --> 00:29:31,772
and it's a lot nicer
than this shithole.
789
00:29:31,872 --> 00:29:32,934
[laughter]
790
00:29:33,034 --> 00:29:35,897
But they do not serve kamikazes.
791
00:29:35,997 --> 00:29:37,058
[all cheer]
792
00:29:37,158 --> 00:29:38,398
Well, to being back, everybody.
793
00:29:38,479 --> 00:29:40,141
- On new terms.
- With back pay.
794
00:29:40,241 --> 00:29:41,542
- We'll see.
- [glasses clink]
795
00:29:41,642 --> 00:29:43,464
- [person] Whoo!
- [laughter]
796
00:29:43,564 --> 00:29:44,821
- [Doug] Mmm.
- [Tina] Mmm, mmm, mmm.
797
00:29:44,845 --> 00:29:46,467
[Richie] Oh, God.
798
00:29:46,567 --> 00:29:48,385
You really gonna leave all
this for business school?
799
00:29:48,409 --> 00:29:50,351
- [Joyce] You want more?
- [Richie] Whoo!
800
00:29:50,451 --> 00:29:52,273
- [Doug chuckles]
- I was thinking about it.
801
00:29:52,373 --> 00:29:53,674
Well, don't.
802
00:29:53,774 --> 00:29:55,156
The best is yet to come.
803
00:29:55,256 --> 00:29:56,557
[Constance] All
right, everyone,
804
00:29:56,657 --> 00:29:58,399
the next round is on me!
805
00:29:58,499 --> 00:29:59,760
[all cheering]
806
00:29:59,860 --> 00:30:01,562
We are celebrating!
807
00:30:01,662 --> 00:30:04,565
[Rod] ?? You wear it well ??
808
00:30:04,665 --> 00:30:08,329
?? A little out of time
But I don't mind ??
809
00:30:08,429 --> 00:30:10,571
? ?
810
00:30:10,671 --> 00:30:14,335
?? But I ain't forgetting
That you were once mine ??
811
00:30:14,435 --> 00:30:18,099
?? But I blew it
Without even tryin' ??
812
00:30:18,199 --> 00:30:20,741
?? Now I'm eatin'
My heart out ??
813
00:30:20,841 --> 00:30:24,025
?? Tryin' to get A
letter through ??
814
00:30:24,125 --> 00:30:26,647
? ?
815
00:30:40,221 --> 00:30:43,724
?? Since you've been gone
It's hard to carry on ??
816
00:30:43,824 --> 00:30:45,526
? ?
817
00:30:45,626 --> 00:30:48,489
?? I'm gonna write About
the birthday gown ??
818
00:30:48,589 --> 00:30:50,611
?? That I bought in town ??
819
00:30:50,711 --> 00:30:53,654
?? When you sat down And
cried on the stairs ??
820
00:30:53,754 --> 00:30:55,896
?? You knew It didn't
cost the earth ??
821
00:30:55,996 --> 00:30:58,259
?? But for what it's worth ??
822
00:30:58,359 --> 00:31:00,781
?? You make me feel
A millionaire ??
823
00:31:00,881 --> 00:31:04,145
?? And you wear it well ??
824
00:31:04,245 --> 00:31:07,668
?? Madame Onassis
Got nothin' on you ??
825
00:31:07,768 --> 00:31:09,470
?? No, no ??
826
00:31:09,570 --> 00:31:14,075
?? Anyway, my coffee's cold
And I'm getting told ??
827
00:31:14,175 --> 00:31:17,238
?? That I gotta
get back to wor??
828
00:31:17,338 --> 00:31:21,922
?? So when the sun goes low
And you're home all alone ??
829
00:31:22,022 --> 00:31:24,024
?? Think of me
and try not to l??
830
00:31:24,074 --> 00:31:28,624
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