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This whole
Gabriela/Gary situation

is ----ing frustrating.

Like, I could have ----ed
Gary already.

I could have done it already.

The whole point
of anchor watch

is precisely to make sure
that doesn'’t happen.

I have to let you go.

I got no choice.

Gary, Daisy.

The guests are about
to go swimming.

*bleep*

Daisy'’s doing wine and
everyone'’s sitting... seated.

To a great trip.

Ready whenever you are.

- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.

When you told me that?

I thought Gabriela
came down and told you.

Are you serious right now?

What the *bleep*, Gabi?

How dare you throw me
under the bus like that.

If you end up that direction,
I'’d take another coffee.

How is this not uncovered,
it'’s 7:00?

Kels, can I meet you
in the cockpit?

There'’s two of us out
on deck, Dais.

There'’s three of you girls
inside for this charter.

That was the problem.
It'’s not rocket science.

We work around the clock.

She'’s up the whole night,
from 10:00 at night,

all the way to the morning.

I think it'’s just a little
bit unfair on her

if she'’s gotta do the
whole night watch...

It'’s still not an excuse
not to get your work done.

We'’ve got two deck crew members
up before any girls.

It'’s weird.

I'’m not gonna get into
an argument with this.

Yeah, because you'’re defending
yourself... I'’m not arguing.

It is so peaceful right now.

I'’ll make sure the girls are
up at whatever time you want.

- Perfect.
- You tell me.

That'’s the problem, because
this is your department.

So, if you... as long as
you can do that, I'’m happy.

We'’re just... I don't
want that to happen again.

- Okay, Gary...
- Again...

Walk off... walk off
on me, yeah.

*bleep* me, if you'’re gonna
have a ----ing go at me,

then I'’m gonna be defensive.

Ugh.

*bleep*

Ah!
Hey, Jim.

Ah!

All I wanna say is she
made two coffees for Jim.

She made two coffees and one...

one guest was up
before you were.

Yeah.

He made it sound like six guests
and 15 of their friends.

Manage your time better,

you have the same amount
of people as we do,

and we have a way bigger
interior than you do a deck.

Good morning, Colin.

Everybody needs to quit
their bitching.

If you need to find someone
to get a coffee, go find them.

It'’s a 56-meter boat, not
the ----ing size of Ireland.

Yuck.

I feel like yesterday was
the day we drank the most.

- Oh, yeah.
- Yeah.

- Good morning.
- How are you?

Can I get you
a coffee or anything?

What do you have for hangovers?

- Bloody Mary?
- Yes, please.

Sure.

- Do you mind giving me a hand?
- Yeah.

Okay, Chef, they want
breakfast around 8:45-ish.

I know you already
made a couple things.

Is that enough time?

- What?
- Is that enough time?

Yeah.

Yeah? Okay.

I know.

Oh, look at that, God love her.

She'’s fuming.

Is she?

Yeah, because
I just walked away,

because I couldn'’t handle it.

I'’m like, "Let's try
and find a solution."

She'’s like, "Here's
your solution."

I'’m like, "Okay,
but this is your staff,

can we try and get them up?"

We'’re two people out on deck.

We work 24 hours,
around the clock.

I don'’t get eight hours' sleep.

She'’s very defensive.

Whew, I don'’t know.

- Oh, water, for sure for me.
- Yep.

- You want me to take these?
- Yep.

Avocado toast,
grapefruit, jalapenos.

Oh, wow.

Yeah, I know.

See ya, wouldn'’t wanna be ya.

So, here we have smashed
avocado toast

with grapefruit and jalapenos.

All right.

Ah, lovely.

Egg muffins with spinach
and goat'’s cheese.

Whew... why are you and
I so shaky today?

- I'’m like, uh...
- It'’s like...

- Colin, Glenn.
- Yeah, go ahead.

Let'’s fire up and start
picking up immediately.

Okay, copy that.

Okay, Glenn, we'’re off the
bottom, we'’re off the bottom.

Copy that.

We'’re just about done eating.

Hi Miss Marni,
look how pretty you are.

You'’re so nice.

Definitely we'’re gonna
keep this rhythm.

Yeah, it just gets
easier and easier.

Anchor'’s home, anchor is home.

Copy, anchor home, thank you.

Gary, Gary, Glenn.

Dude, it looks like we could
get some bad weather

while we'’re docked
so before we arrive

we wanna blow up those
new fenders, yeah?

When it comes to
unpredictable weather

and wind and docks,
I'’ve learned the hard way.

Ahead, ahead, ahead!

Sh--, I'’m going ahead,
and I'’ve lost it.

Ahead, ahead!

Goddamn it!
*bleep*

We have a very delicate,
expensive paint job,

and we'’ve got a storm coming.

So, if it'’s blowing
you onto the dock,

you need extra protection.

So, these new fenders are
bigger than the ----ing dock.

*bleep*
They'’re gonna be massive.

Are you guys all finished?

Can we get you anything else?

You'’re all done?

We are so done,
thank you so much.

- I'’m gonna go pack.
- Ugh!

Hey, how'’s it going?

- Done.
- Thanks.

Oh, my Lord.

Is it already over?
Is it already over?

- Do you need a tissue?
- I'’m not leaving.

Okay, so that'’s one down.

Yeah, three to go.

Yeah, I know. *bleep* me.

Gabriela or Ashley,
do you mind

giving me a hand
with the fenders?

Copy that, Gary.

Oh, my gosh,
it'’s the size of a house.

Okay, so can you manage
to carry one of these?

Yeah, I got it.

Starboard side, we'’ll have two
on the stern, two on the bow.

Can you manage this, Ash?

Are you sure?
This one'’s quite heavy, eh?

Yeah.

Can you put it through
the fairlead

and get it ready,
do you know how?

Sure!

That was a few days ago,
my troubles seemed so far away.

---ing hell.

So, that'’s the aft-leading
spring line, right?

For... yeah, aft-leading
spring, correct?

Gary said put it
through the something...

The fairlead, the...

- The thing on the back.
- The hole in the boat?

Yeah.

When you tie that,
don'’t tie it over the...

I'’m trying to tie it--

No, no, no, tie it clovered,
but don'’t ever tie it here,

because when this goes on the
bollard it pulls like that...

and then you
can'’t get that off.

So, you can just tie it up here.

You know, we lost someone on the
deck team, God rest his soul.

Just kidding, he didn'’t die,
he'’s okay.

But I'’ve been a deckhand,
I'’ve been a deck stew,

so it'’s like,
help me help you.

Glenn, Glenn, do you want
the stern to end up

where that wall is,
next to the white car?

Yeah.

How'’s it going,
you get any sleep?

Yeah.

As soon as we dock,
you can go back to bed.

All good, all good.

You guys can start setting
up all your fenders.

These are going
on top of our fenders.

- So, those big, grey fenders...
- Got it...

Wanna be in-between,
pretty much.

I think that'’s gonna be
our stern line there,

so I'’m gonna come ahead a bit.

Okay, I'’m ready.

We'’re gonna come straight
alongside from where we are now.

Get the big ones over the side.

Okay, one, two, three, push.

- Pushing...
- Yeah, I thought so.

- Look at this.
- That'’s too short.

- Yeah.
- Well, that'’s not gonna work.

It'’s gonna have to go on
the lower lifeline,

and even that'’s probably
gonna be too high.

Gary, we need longer lines.

Yeah, I don'’t have longer lines.

Sh--'’s heavy as *bleep*.

Join a couple.

Know what we can do,
let'’s just tie this bowline

onto one of these paddars.

Onto what?

Just tie the bowline onto one.

If it rips, it rips.

- Okay.
- Yeah, I got it.

Yeah, this is something

you don'’t wanna screw up,
$40 million boat.

- Okay, I'’m ready.
- Yeah, let'’s go.

These have to be dropped
in the water.

So do the other ones.
Drop this ----ing...

It'’s just gonna make it.

Is it touching the water?

Yep.

Okay, it'’s coming on us.

---ing...

Here, gimme that line,
I'’ll tie it.

Ashley, are you
calling distance?

I can; it'’s not gonna
be in meters.

Just hold the end, right
on the end of the black line,

and drop it in the water.

We should have talked
about this beforehand.

Gimme distance ahead till I'’m
overlapped on the yellow cat.

- Oh, I don'’t think so.
- No, I don'’t think so either.

Can you help me throw this over?

This fender as well?

One more little fender,
I don'’t know where it is.

- You got it?
- Whoa, whoa, whoa...

Marcos, keep your
hand on the line.

I got the line.

Otherwise it'’s gonna
be too heavy.

Hold the end of the black line.

You guys ready or what?

*bleep* me.

Holy cow.

This is making us look
like ----ing idiots.

Drop it in the water.

We'’re pretty much lined up now.

You guys ready or what?

I think we'’re good, Glenn.

Okay, here we go.

Forward running spring on.

Okay, let'’s get a stern line on,

and then we can get
that aft-going spring on.

All this to get
your bag off, babe.

Excellent... all right,
I'’m coming outta gear.

Looks pretty good.

These two are gonna take
all the pressure.

- Nice job.
- Thanks.

All crew, all crew, can we get
everybody on the dock, please?

We really have to get off.

I'’m sad.

Gary, you'’re fabulous.

- Daisy.
- Oh, thank you so much.

Thanks, you guys are amazing.

Glenn, I'’m tellin' ya.

You guys were so much fun.

I don'’t honestly know
what to tell you guys.

The amount of fun, the amount of
effort, the amount of friendship

that you guys delivered
on did not go unnoticed.

Genuinely, from the bottom of
our hearts, thank you so much.

I think we'’re...

Thank you very much.

Thank you so very much,
thank you.

- Thank you so much.
- I love every one of you.

- All right.
- So, thank you so much.

- Love you guys!
- Bye!

Thank you!

[ship horn blows]

Woo!

That was a good one.

Okay, I'’m gonna change.

Okay, cool.

My coochie can breathe.

All crew, all crew,
can I get everybody together

in the saloon for a tip meeting?

I'’m ready for
a shower and tequila.

So, it goes without
saying this charter started off

a little bit of a bad foot.

We all had to say
goodbye to Tom.

I have a lot
of lives to consider.

That incident put those
lives at risk, you know?

So, that said, Kelsie, I
especially wanted to thank you.

I really felt confident in
your doing the anchor watch,

and I slept better knowing
that you were there

and you understood what
was needed, okay?

Heck, yeah, I like
the positive reassurance.

Tell me, tell...
give me all the compliments.

So, I am working on getting
another deckhand in.

Obviously, we'’re a man down.

Gary, do you have anything
else to add to that?

Colin, thank you
for helping out.

And girls also, thank
you for helping out today

with fenders, et cetera.

Until we have another deckhand,

if you girls don'’t mind helping
out, because with these fenders,

it'’s a bit of a sh---show.

The tip total in U.S. dollars
is 21,000.

- Yes!
- Per person, it'’s 2,530.

Woohoo!

Excuse me?

Obviously, there are only
eight of us here right now,

and there'’s obviously
a ninth share.

I feel it'’s appropriate
we'’re gonna give Tom

a one-third share,

and then we'’re gonna split
the rest amongst you guys.

That'’s another couple
hundred bucks each.

- Yeah!
- Yes!

Thank you very much, kids.

How did the charter go?

Great.
I felt like it was our best one.

Yeah.

I think that
we did better together.

Together.

Me and Ashley
did well on service.

- Dreamwork, teamwork?
- Yeah.

Yeah?

I don'’t know what happened
with you and Marcos

yesterday with the dinner.

Oh, just verbage.

But just...
it doesn'’t really matter.

- But just for yourself...
- To be clearer.

Clear, yeah.

And if you see him
kinda dawdling, being...

you know, being like,
"Did you hear me?"

Right.

I don'’t... wasn't there,
so I don'’t know who...

it'’s just... it was just a miscommunication.

I think... we discussed it,
and he'’s like,

next time, just say "Fire."

- Yeah.
- How is that my fault?

I was giving him a play-by-play
of what was going on.

Yeah.

That didn'’t tell him to
fire, so...

Like, I come in quite like,
"Right, we'’re ready to go."

- Like, ready. Yeah.
- Yeah... see, yeah.

I didn'’t do that.

It'’s like a mind *bleep*
actually, but whatever.

It'’s fine. It's fine.
Everything'’s fine.

Let'’s call it a day down here.

Just start at 10:00
tomorrow again, that'’s it.

- [farts]
- Oh, my God.

You'’re a ----ing dick.

Oh, my goodness, I feel
like you'’re going to prom

and you'’re my daughter
right now.

Gary'’s got bad gas today.

Eww, was that the smell
in your cabin?

- Oh, yeah.
- It was disgusting.

We'’re gonna take him to the vet
tomorrow, get him sorted out.

Maybe you can
help him with that.

I'’m okay.

You love the massages...
you like the massages.

That'’s your... that's your job!

Oh, my God, are you girls gonna
fight over Gary tonight?

- No.
- No.

One of you take him down
and just be done with it.

Paper, scissors,
rock, right now. Go.

Hi, friends.

You took 45 minutes
and you'’re wearing that?

Hello, gorgeous,
you look so good tonight.

Gary, good to go? Vamanos.

Yes, boys!

- We don'’t need you.
- Back seat bandits.

Here'’s to a ----ing awesome
night, bitches!

Yeah.

Who do you think the girls
are talking about?

Me.

What would they all be like
in bed?

I know Gary would be shy,
because he doesn'’t listen.

Colin probably listens
too much, he'’d be worried...

- I think Gary...
- He'’d be like, "Are you okay?"

Marcos would probably
start crying, so...

Ah!

Guilty, I'’ve done
that a couple times.

Ah!

That'’s exactly how it went.

We are there!
*bleep* yeah.

Oh, this is amazing!

This is so pretty.

How romantic!

This is just too pretty.

So beautiful, bro.

- Hi.
- Como esta, is everything okay?

Si!

Then ready for drinks?

- Yes.
- Okay.

Guys, I'’m gonna take
one video of all of us.

- Okay.
- What'’s up?

Woohoo!

Sometimes I don'’t hear.

I know, I know... oh, I know.

After last night, I know.

It was only one time,
now we know.

You gotta say "fire."

Are you ready
to order something?

Si, por favor.

Can I get the spaghettoni?

Can I please have the ravioli?

Okay, could I get the
black squid taglioni?

Can we have wine,
please, buckets of it?

That'’s our girl!

Okay, okay, I'’m gonna say
one thing for real...

we put the bar very, very high.

Now it'’s gonna be
a difficult job

to maintain it or put it higher.

I feel like we just need to vibe
so hard that the guests

have no option than to
vibe as hard as us, you know?

In my case, in my... as Marcos,
I like to put it higher.

I don'’t like to be
on the same level.

That'’s one of the things I'm...

Complacency sucks.

...I'’m gonna do, I'm gonna
try to work

with all you guys as a team,

and it'’s gonna be
the best season ever.

Yeah, I agree.
Cheers to that.

- To Marcos!
- They'’re gonna remember that.

- To the best...
- To Marcos.

They'’re gonna
remember us forever.

- To the best season.
- Okay.

Wow, this looks incredible.

You can'’t have a good
view without good food.

It'’s amazing pasta, bro.

Ooh, wow.

The octopus looks good.

You can have some if
you don'’t piss me off.

Don'’t be so defensive
with your whole life.

Oh, she'’s my biggest fan.

Yeah, that'’s clear.

Oh, you'’re so sweet.

Of course.

I'’m perfect towards her.

That'’s what happens when
you don'’t piss me off.

I wish I was better
at sucking *bleep*.

Well, we can practice.
I mean, by all means.

You'’re both perfect.

Excuse me from the table.

No. Yeah, okay, let'’s go.

Come, Dais.

I'’m not laughing at you
until you apologize.

You don'’t have to laugh at me.
What am I apologizing for?

Okay, well, you don'’t have
to apologize, but we...

- Okay.
- ...need to at least...

- Are you gonna get defensive?
- Can you let me speak?

Mm-hmm.

I shouldn'’t have been so
defensive, but I felt attacked.

So, I apologize
for being defensive.

What I want is for us to
be happy with each other.

So, if you need our help,
all you have to say is

"Can I have your help."

No, for sure, I know.

And that'’s what
the bottom line was,

and that'’s what I was trying
to get to this morning.

With all the issues that
I'’ve had with Daisy,

I can still very easily
snap out of it.

Can I win them?
Yeah, I sure can.

But do I wanna
win them against Daisy?

No, because it'’s just gonna
create more and more problems.

I have to poop.
Can we go home now?

[speaking Italian]

I don'’t speak Italian.

Okay, what do you
want me to speak?

Portuguese, Portuguese.

What we gonna do tonight, damn?

Oh, how come you listen
to him and not to me?

You were looking at me,
asking me what language

I wanted you to speak,
and I said Portuguese.

Gary!

How many times have
you been in love?

Many times.

At that point that
I don'’t trust anybody.

So, for me to be...

Back to him.

For me to be in this circle...

We'’re so lucky.

Yeah, we are.
No, keep going, we are lucky.

You know, you'’re
being sarcastic,

which is a ----ing idiot,
so you'’d better stop it.

No, I'’m not being an idiot.
I'’m just, like, you're...

Yeah, you know what *bleep* off.

I'’m not gonna share what
I'’m gonna share right now.

Look, you'’re a very
insightful person,

but sometimes you make
a lot of things about you,

and it'’s okay for me
to say that.

It'’s not about me.

You know, I'’m free to speech
whatever the *bleep* I want.

I know you are.

Well, you should
let people talk.

I know. So should you.

You don'’t let me, so.

Gabi'’s ----ing pushing
my buttons.

I don'’t know, maybe she's right;
maybe I do talk about myself.

But that doesn'’t mean
that she has to offend me.

Disrespect for me,
it'’s a no-no.

You do the same thing
every time you drink.

I'’m not.

Tomorrow, you'’re gonna think
about it, what you said.

- No, I'’m not.
- Yes, you are, man.

Okay, cool, cool.

So, anyways,
I'’ve never been in love

because I don'’t open
up enough for them to...

to actually love them.

Anyways, now moving on,

Gabriela, burnt orange
is your color.

Look, I don'’t wanna
fight with you.

I just wanted to hear

what she had to say for a
second, that'’s it.

It'’s not personal.

But when you say
"You'’re drinking too much,

and you'’re not... you're gonna
apologize tomorrow,"

that'’s personal.

All right, I'’ll stay away
from you then.

Wow, okay, fine.

You win.

But you didn'’t say sorry.

Do I have to say sorry?

You probably should.
That was really mean.

If we'’re friends,

you probably should say
sorry for saying that.

You told me...

But if you don'’t
think you should...

You told me that
I don'’t know you.

- Well...
- And now you call me friends?

All right.

Don'’t worry,
I'’ll apologize to you tomorrow.

Bro, I don'’t have time
for bullsh-- bro.

I don'’t have time for drama.

- Gabs!
- *bleep* this.

Don'’t worry,
I'’ll apologize to you tomorrow.

I don'’t think
so you'’re gonna do that.

When I was in my early '’20s,

I literally would just tell you
to suck my *bleep*, *bleep* off,

maybe quit a job.

Gabs!

I'’m too old for this thing, bro.

That was me 10 years ago.

Me now, I'’m more mature,

and I know Marcos is not
gonna ever admit fault.

- Gabriela.
- What?

Kelsie was trying
to actually speak,

and Marcos made it about him
and then he turned on me.

Then we went into this
whole back-and-forth thing,

and I just didn'’t wanna
be around it, that'’s it.

I'’m not gonna apologize
for asking him

to pipe down when
Kelsie'’s talking.

What the *bleep*
have you guys been doing

to make that chick run away?

That was all Marcos.

Hey, they'’re talking about me,
that I'’m being ----ing rude

and ----ing
sarcastic or whatever.

I feel bad, because Gabriela
was sticking up for me.

Okay. Let'’s go.

Come on, husband.

[laughing]

I think that'’s
what they'’re doing.

[beatboxing]

They'’re jiggling
Ashley'’s tits right now.

No, Gary.

[beatboxing]

Stop.

To Marcos'’ beatboxes?

[laughing]

Stop.

We sound good.

[beatboxing]

I'’m not.

Okay, come here.

Okay, guys, I'’m out. Later.

It was nice talking.

Over here by myself.

Nighty-night.

I'’m gonna put my ----ing
bathing suit on now.

Bye!

Are you staying in bed?

Okay, good night.

I'’m never the first person
to leave the party, ever.

But having been a man down,

all I wanna do is
catch up on some sleep.

Oh, that'’s good, thank you.

[laughing]

Oh, my God... oh, my...

I love bedtime!

There'’s nothing in there.

[chattering]

Ah! He'’s in the hot tub!

Hey, hey, hey!

[shouting]

[snoring]

Do we wanna drain it?

[laughing]

These are not allowed.

- I'’m calling it.
- Hey, hey, hey!

It'’s time for bed.

[laughing]

This is Gary'’s shirt.

Does somebody wanna ----ing
bring it to him?

[singing]

Ow, my nipples!

- Mm?
- Mm.

Yeah.

Oh!

Oh *bleep*.

Uh, you'’re in my ----ing room,
so shut up.

Wake me up at 6:00.

- No, don'’t...
- Why is she in my bed?

Hey!

Boom... this is exactly what
I was talking about.

Gabriela'’s a ----ing snake,

and if Gary wants to hook up
with Gabriela, fine,

but I'’m not gonna ----ing hook
up with you in this van

and then have you
go hook up with her

when we get back to the boat.

No, I'’m saying that...

You'’re jealous.

But I ----ing... oh, my God.

That'’s the problem.

*bleep*
Bed.

- Stop.
- Bed. Sh--.

I don'’t ----ing need it.

Hey, you'’re jealous...

I don'’t need it,
I don'’t want it.

I'’m not jealous,
I don'’t ----ing need it.

I didn'’t even know
she got up.

Gary, while you create
a ----ing sh---show

for the rest of us
to deal with...

He did not, he did not.

I just wanna know what time
your deckhand has to be up.

- Ten o'’clock.
- Thank you.

I have to work with her in the
----ing interior,

what do you ----ing
want from me?

I didn'’t ----ing do any of this.

I... like, I don'’t
want any part of this.

Ashley, bed.

- This is me calling bed.
- I'’m going to bed.

- I know, I'’m going to bed.
- Bed!

I'’m going to bed,
I'’m going to bed.

I'’m ----ing over it.

My night is constantly
being surrounded

by idiots that
I have to put in line.

I'’ll own up to my ----ing
bullsh-- but

it'’s not ----ing me.

*bleep*.

*bleep*

Ow!

Are you okay?

I don'’t even know what...

You'’re okay.

I'’m fine, I'm fine.

It'’s fine.

Oh, God.

What happened, did she literally
just fall out of her bunk?

- Yeah.
- Damn.

I do not remember how I fell.

All I remember is Gabriela
sleeping in Gary'’s bed,

and you know what, this is why
I have major trust issues.

I haven'’t spoken to my
sister in, like, a year.

Like, she screwed every guy
I ever liked in high school.

Really?

She knew... yeah,
and she knew I liked them.

It'’s just rude and gross
and, like, disrespectful.

Yeah, I don'’t feel too bad.

*bleep* I woke up and
Gabriela was in my bed.

Bro...

And we were singing and
they were hooking up

in the back of the
car, remember?

- Hey.
- Hey.

How'’s your head?

It ----ing hurts.

- I don'’t even--
- Where'’s Gabriela?

*bleep*'’s sake.

I wasn'’t even
gonna say anything.

- Yeah?
- Up, come on.

Gabriela, you can'’t
be late for work.

Oh.

Ooh, ooh, ooh, toe cramp,
toe cramp, toe cramp.

What, what? Oh.

Jeez, you scared me.

Thanks for waking me
up this morning,

that was really sweet of you.

Sorry, I was cleaning
up the bar and stuff.

No, but no, seriously,
thank you for waking me up.

That was really nice.

I'’m sorry.

Good, I'’m glad you
got up on time.

That'’s all that matters,

is Daisy knows that you were
up early, cleaning the bar.

I hate that I'’m making a
bad impression on people

that I look up to,

that have more experience than
me and are great at their jobs.

I low-key wanna cry on the spot.

I gotta get some air.

Eww! Eww!

- What is that?
- Oh, God!

What happened?

It looks like a chopped-up
penis, throw that out!

That is disgusting!

Eww!

- How are you?
- Are you okay?

I'’m fine, yeah, and I didn't
ask Gabriela to come

into my bed, if that'’s
what you'’re worried about.

- No, no...
- As soon as she'’s drunk,

she likes to flirt with me,
and that'’s about it.

Yeah, but that'’s, like,
I don'’t...

I mean, I don'’t even think
I'’m flirting with her too much.

I don'’t think I was flirting
with you too much, either.

Maybe we were touchy-touchy in
the taxi last night.

- Did we hook up in the taxi?
- Yes!

You came on to me last night.

- Sorry about that.
- It'’s okay.

It'’s fine, if you don't
remember you can just

pretend it didn'’t happen.

Oh, yeah, perfect...
nothing happened last night.

- Daisy?
- Mm-hmm.

I'’m sorry I woke up late.

I'’m not mad about that.

I'’m mad about
the straight liquor,

I'’m mad about things
going too far.

Yeah.

You can'’t get into Gary's
bed when he'’s asleep.

I know.

Ashley can'’t be drinking
like that, either.

It'’s not cool
that she fell out of bed.

- I won'’t do that again...
- It'’s okay.

- ...with the Gary thing.
- Just girls, tone it own.

Take it back a notch.

Someone'’s gonna get hurt or
someone'’s gonna get fired.

I'’ve never done
that before in my life.

- Well, the...
- That was the...

- I'’ve done a lot of things...
- ...first and last time.

I don'’t drink like this
when I'’m not here.

- Okay, well, I would advise...
- Okay.

...not drinking like
this here either.

Daisy, Marcos,
and Gary, can you guys...

*bleep*

...meet me in the crew mess
for a preference sheet meeting?

Beds are done. Can I help you
finish detailing up here?

- Can I just...
- I can...

- I'’ll detail it real quick...
- Okay.

...and then I'’ll
do the stainless.

Charter number five.

- Ooh.
- Okay, primary charter guest.

Dawn is a Chicago-based
vegan foodie

who enjoys nothing
more than eating

in the finest restaurants.

She has gathered her husband, Tim,

and her closest travel
buddies, Brian and Marni,

Lauren and Jamie.

This group is expecting
to play with

all the water toys and a
five-star dining experience.

but you know, having
one is gonna be

a little bit of a challenge.

It'’s gonna be a bit
of a challenge,

but I'’m sure you'll be
fine with it, you know?

- Yeah.
- Any news on the deckhand?

He will be here very soon,

but probably not until
we drop this one.

Oh *bleep*.

We need a... yeah,
we'’re gonna have to do

what we did the last one.

We'’ll ask Colin to chip in,
I'’ll help.

Yeah, I'’ll speak
to Colin about it.

You know, we'’re halfway there,
so we might be, like,

slowing down a little bit,
but we need to find

our second wind and push all
the way through to the end, eh?

Were you getting some sleep?

Okay, cool. Thank you very much.

- All right, thank you.
- Thanks, Glenn.

Thank you.

Ashley, real quick.

I feel like I'’m constantly
in trouble for something.

This is what happens

when I drink around people
that don'’t know me.

- I don'’t trust you guys.
- Yeah.

And it'’s an uncomfortable
way to live.

Right now, my self-esteem
is in the gutter.

I do get a lot of my self-worth

from how good I am at my job,

and I want Daisy'’s respect.

I think I'’m just at a loss,

because I know
that I'’m ----ing up.

Putting things away,
tidying the bar,

that was just, like,
not important at all?

- Whoa, whoa, whoa...
- I was doing other stuff.

- Ready.
- Oh, yeah?

I thought Gabriela came
down and told you.

Are you serious right now?

Well, you should
let people talk.

- You should...
- I know, so should you.

To take all these blows,
I'’m, like, imploding,

and I'’m so ----ing embarrassed.

I seriously feel like
I don'’t wanna be here anymore.

I don'’t wanna be here.

I feel like I'’m constantly
in trouble for something.

I think it'’s just
a stress thing.

I seriously feel like
I don'’t wanna be here anymore.

I'’m not good... I'm not good...

I'’m not good at being...
I'’m good...

I'’m not good at this.
I'’m not good at this.

I... I'’m gonna give you a hug,
and I don'’t know what to say.

It'’s fine.

I don'’t know what to say.
I'’m not good at this.

I think...

...I... obviously, I don'’t
know how you'’re feeling.

Are you going to talk
to Daisy about this?

No.

I won'’t say anything.

Please don'’t say
anything to Daisy.

Let'’s go sit in the...
I won'’t say anything.

Thanks for listening to me.

Gar-bear, can you talk now?

Talk, yeah.

I'’m just gonna have a cigarette.

I only wanted to chat with
you to let you know that

I really do like you, Gary,
and I like our friendship,

and I keep crawling
into your bed

because I wanna
snuggle with you.

I'’m not mad,
I'’m not angry at any...

I know, but again,
I'’m sorry about that.

No, don'’t worry,
you don'’t have to be sorry.

I really... I
really wanna ----ing make this

all work with everybody.

It is working, though, no?

You and Kelsie are my people,

so the way I get
on with you guys,

I'’m not getting on
with Daisy and Ashley.

- No?
- Mm-mmm.

I don'’t like this version
of myself on this boat.

Well, you need to be the best
version you can be, you know?

I know, but you know,
I got in trouble, and...

Did you?

...I had a talking-to, and...

No one'’s perfect on board.

You know, everyone has
their flaws and their faults.

People are gonna have
differences, you know?

There'’s gonna be
personality conflicts,

especially when you work
so closely on a boat like this

and you'’re with
each other 24/7.

So, don'’t beat
yourself up about it.

You can kind of see from
day one that Ashley felt

she should be second stew.

I have no problem
respecting you at all.

You lead the way I wanna be led.

So, it'’s the way
she'’s asking you?

It'’s the way, like,
it'’s conveyed.

Maybe that'’s not the way
you would do it,

but when you'’re second and
chief, you get to choose.

It just makes me wonder
if she'’s going out of her way

to make Gabriela
feel uncomfortable,

which is the worst
possible thing to do

to try and move up the ladder.

Thanks for the chat, Gary.

You'’re welcome.

- I'’m gonna go to bed.
- Awesome.

Good night.
Gimme a hug. Thank you.

- Love you, Gary.
- Love you, too.

Mm... oi.

Ashley? Hey, love.

All right, well...

All right, so we have
work at 8:00.

Yeah.

[alarm sounds]

This morning.

Nothing needs to be done
downstairs again, right?

Vacuum.

Cool, thanks, girls.

- Good morning, sunshine!
- Morning.

Are you ready for the day?

No, not really.

We gon'’ be ready.

At least it was
clean rain last night,

so it kind of helped us a bit.

It'’s like the cleanest the
boat'’s been all ----ing week.

All crew, all crew,
provisions are here.

Whoa, mother----er.

Who needs to join a gym
when you work on a yacht?

Okay, that'’s it for
now, I think.

Ooh, clase azul.

So, I mean, we only need
these fenders at the dock.

You know what
I'’m gonna do, actually?

We'’re tying these on,
and then we'’re leaving them.

Now that Tom'’s gone,
Kelsie and I are sleeping

a fraction of the time
than everyone else.

Hey, Kels, come
to the dock please.

Yo, yo.

Ugh.

Securing these fenders
to the dock,

it'’s a lot less work for us.

It'’s gonna be a win-win
situation for everyone.

Tie bowline to bowline
like about that length

on two of the fenders.

But this, I mean,
you can pull up tight.

You can'’t move the fender now.

Yeah, perfect. I like it.

Cool, if we just do
a last-minute kind of wipe.

- Gary?
- Yo?

I went and had a look...

all the storm last night
brought a lot of swell with it.

Yeah.

You can see there'’s
a little bit of chop.

Oh, there'’s waves
in there.

Yeah, there is a bit of swell.

*bleep* so coming out,
it'’s gonna be rough...

We should be able to get some
sail up to stabilize it.

All crew, all crew, the guests
will be here in 10 minutes.

Please suit up, thank you.

Copy, copy, changing now.

Quick little walkaround,
and a shower.

Looks fine, *bleep* it.

Looks great down here.

We have some sunglasses here?

- I'’ll do the champagne today.
- Okay.

- Hey, Dais?
- Yeah?

So, you'’re gonna
remake the master, eh?

What?

Well, because you said
we'’re sleeping together,

so I was in bed waiting
for you last night.

All crew, all crew, let'’s get
everybody in the cockpit.

- Okay.
- You guys almost ready?

Yeah. Yes.

So, it'’s gonna be rolly
for probably up to an hour.

Ooh.

And it'’ll get better
during the day.

Okay, let'’s go, let's go.

Oh, oh... oh, whoa, whoa.

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Opa!

*bleep*

What happened there?

Perfect timing.

This is gonna take a while,
isn'’t it?

*bleep* me.

Okay, let'’s go, let's go.

Oh, oh... oh.

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Opa!

Perfect timing.

This is gonna take
a while, isn'’t it?

Kelsie, get a hose ready.

Make sure we don'’t
track any glass inside.

Jesus Christ.

Nailing it.

There'’s always
one champagne glass

that sends them all flying.

*bleep* me.

It'’s a pretty boat,
though, huh, honey?

- That'’s it. Wow.
- Oh, my God.

How long is it gonna take
you to finish this,

because the guests are walking
towards the boat now.

Oh, my gosh.

Rookie mistake.

All the pieces.

Right behind you,
coming through.

- Hello! How are you? Hi!
- Hi, guys. I'’m Captain Glenn.

This is Dawn.

I'’m Tim Miller,
nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you, Tim.
Welcome to Menorca.

Thank you. Let'’s do this!

Okay.

Oh, Jesus.

Amazing.

- Hello.
- Hi!

- Hello, thank you.
- Hi, I'’m Ashley. Hi!

- I'’m Colin.
- Hi, Colin, Marni.

- Marcos, nice to meet you.
- Marcos, nice to meet you.

- Gabriela.
- Hi, I'’m Dawn.

All right, well,
I wanna formally

welcome you onto Parsifal.

We got a great trip
planned for you.

I'’m gonna hand you over
to Daisy right now.

If you want to follow
me up the stairs.

I'’m gonna go on luggage,
you guys good?

Yeah.

Back here, we'’ve got the hot
tub, nice place to hang out.

That steering wheel is huge.

You guys are all boaties.

What goes on down here?

We have the main saloon,
obviously the bar area...

this is also a
favorite hangout spot.

Here'’s your discotheque, Dawn.

Dance party.

[grunts]

In here, we have the master,

which is probably big enough
to fit all six of you.

We share.
This is awesome.

And then in here we have
two twin cabins

that are both
completely identical.

I wanna see this when we move.

Colin, Colin, Glenn.

You can fire up
whenever you like.

Okay, firing up now.

How relaxing.

- They'’re really nice.
- Yeah.

You can drop lines
whenever you like.

Okay, we can take the
stern line off.

- What is this?
- Mini salmon carpaccio.

This is a mini salmon carpaccio.

What time would you like lunch?

Lunch at 4:00,
dinner at 9:00?

- Yeah, sure, absolutely.
- Ooh!

- Thank you.
- You'’re welcome.

Stern line clear.

Put the thrusters,
and let'’s get going.

Oh, we'’re leaving.

I wanna see this boat
take off, baby.

Yeah, I wanna see.

This is beautiful.

Okay, lunch at 4:00,
dinner at 9:00.

Got it.

You'’re doing family-style for
lunch, and are you gonna do...

For lunch and dinner.

Just, like, I do one vegan.

And the rest normal.

And if it'’s fish,
it'’s fish for everyone, so...

Sizeable swell, eh?

These are not small
swells out here, though.

- I love it.
- Whee!

This is horrible,
I just feel sick.

Hey, mate,
let'’s get ready to sail.

It'’s gonna be a
little bit lumpy out here,

but the sailing should help.

Start going on the mizzen.

Oh, they'’re putting
the sails up.

Did you see?

Okay, let'’s go main.

Four wraps.

- Woo! Hang on, girls.
- We'’re moving.

And hold.

Okay, Gary, get the genoa out.

Wow, let'’s go in the back.

- Okay.
- Let'’s move around, guys.

- How'’s that, Gary?
- All right, yeah, hold.

Excellent. Okay, let'’s go.

This lean...
this is pretty cool.

It'’s amazing.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Those lounges on the bow
are about to slide off.

I'’m on it.

I'’m worried this is gonna slide
if I don'’t hold it.

Ah!

Just make sure they don'’t
go anywhere.

Whoa.

Oops!

Woo!

Wow.

Yeah.

- It'’s moving.
- We'’re going.

I love it.

Blowing away with this cushion.

Gary, Gary, Glenn.

I wanna get the main out a bit
more to slow down the roll,

because we'’re gonna
get rolled around.

Copy.

Let'’s just get going like this.

[grinding]

*bleep* that runner
stopped working.

Can you have a look at that
starboard runner in the cockpit?

I think there'’s an issue,

because it stopped coming
out when I was easing it.

- Copy.
- Thanks.

Kels, Kels, can you come
to the mid-cockpit, please?

I guess you guys could tell
it'’s a bit lumpy out here...

Oh, it'’s fine.

...because the wind'’s been
blowing out of this direction.

So, we'’re gonna sail down around
the south part of the island,

so we should be able to
get out of this rolly sea.

I brought some fresh water
for everyone.

Thank you.

*bleep* me... just, this,
like, this never happens.

That'’s bunched there massively,

so we'’re gonna have to take
everything out of the lockers.

It can'’t be that fun downstairs.

Yeah. Just unbelievable.

Ah, wait!

This is a little bit ridiculous.

[slamming]

What is that slamming?

These sliding doors are
slamming

open and closed,
Colin, Colin.

Oh, Jesus Christ.

They'’re gonna break!

Dog those doors, please,
dog those doors.

Hold, they'’re gonna break.

Ah mother----er! Sh--!

That'’s a bust.
Get out of my way. Ah!

- That holding?
- Yeah.

Mother----er, that hurts!

Ah!

Next, on "Below Deck
Sailing Yacht"...

What'’s going on with you
and Gabriela?

This isn'’t fun for me,

and I don'’t wanna drag
anyone else down, either.

I don'’t think I can
last four more charters.

[sobs]

It won'’t take long to
clear that, though, right?

It'’s incredibly frustrating
when the captain and I

are not on the same page.

Here we ----ing go.

Scoot on your bootie.

Sh--.

Well, sh--, everything'’s gonna
----ing break.

It'’s a ----ing joke.