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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:15,832 --> 00:00:19,374 Based on a true story. Kinda. 2 00:00:57,029 --> 00:00:59,196 "A spectacular prison break took place this morning," 3 00:00:59,303 --> 00:01:00,845 "at the Jouix-La-Ville penitentiary," 4 00:01:01,281 --> 00:01:03,739 "the fugitive, Cornelius Gutiérrez Ramón," 5 00:01:03,897 --> 00:01:05,500 You heard that? 6 00:01:07,667 --> 00:01:11,125 "a known gangster and rapist, mentally ill and extremely violent..." 7 00:01:11,215 --> 00:01:12,299 Richard! 8 00:01:12,689 --> 00:01:14,640 Fuck, can’t you see you’re pissing me off? 9 00:01:14,839 --> 00:01:16,589 I’m trying to read my paper! 10 00:01:16,908 --> 00:01:18,658 And don't call me that, I told you. 11 00:01:18,873 --> 00:01:20,706 "... please be careful," 12 00:01:20,914 --> 00:01:24,289 "this man is probably armed and extremely dangerous." 13 00:01:25,840 --> 00:01:26,868 Richie? 14 00:01:29,033 --> 00:01:30,000 What? 15 00:01:30,157 --> 00:01:33,407 With this guy in the area, I was wondering if-- 16 00:01:33,481 --> 00:01:34,599 What guy? 17 00:01:34,774 --> 00:01:36,546 Well, the fugitive. 18 00:01:36,781 --> 00:01:39,448 The guy who broke out of jail, Ramón or something... 19 00:01:40,564 --> 00:01:42,147 What, you’re pissing your panties? 20 00:01:42,399 --> 00:01:44,941 Have you seen your face? You don't have much to worry about. 21 00:01:45,118 --> 00:01:46,784 Well, I don’t feel safe, 22 00:01:46,906 --> 00:01:49,114 so I thought maybe you could... 23 00:01:49,674 --> 00:01:51,716 get home earlier tonight? 24 00:01:51,864 --> 00:01:52,948 Anna-Lisa, it’s friday, 25 00:01:53,063 --> 00:01:54,772 you know I have a really important meeting tonight. 26 00:01:55,000 --> 00:01:56,177 Another meeting? 27 00:01:56,612 --> 00:01:58,556 Luckily for us, someone has a job in this house. 28 00:01:58,740 --> 00:02:01,823 Why do you need to work on a friday night to sell shower cabins? 29 00:02:01,998 --> 00:02:03,206 What is wrong with that? 30 00:02:03,390 --> 00:02:04,848 Don't tell me what to do. 31 00:02:05,000 --> 00:02:06,791 You snorted too much dish soap or what? 32 00:02:06,914 --> 00:02:08,414 Got your period? 33 00:02:09,378 --> 00:02:11,462 - What if he comes here? - What? Who? 34 00:02:11,656 --> 00:02:12,989 This guy, Ramón... 35 00:02:13,189 --> 00:02:14,856 Oh for fuck’s sake Anna! 36 00:02:25,865 --> 00:02:26,740 Here. 37 00:02:27,039 --> 00:02:30,434 If you see him, take this and drill him a second butthole. 38 00:02:33,941 --> 00:02:35,000 What? 39 00:02:35,174 --> 00:02:36,566 The door. 40 00:02:44,163 --> 00:02:45,540 Go check it out. 41 00:03:09,799 --> 00:03:10,843 Richie! 42 00:03:35,756 --> 00:03:36,715 Yes? 43 00:03:38,022 --> 00:03:40,167 Are you a Jehovah’s witness? 44 00:03:53,149 --> 00:03:54,093 Richie! 45 00:04:02,615 --> 00:04:04,115 Come here miss universe! 46 00:05:34,590 --> 00:05:36,382 Fuck it, she’s on her own. 47 00:05:37,091 --> 00:05:39,008 Shut up Céline Dion. 48 00:06:59,398 --> 00:07:01,174 Anna, please listen to me! 49 00:07:01,274 --> 00:07:04,941 He is a sick fuck, a beast, a complete psycho! 50 00:07:05,080 --> 00:07:08,455 Please do what he wants or he’s gonna kill us both! 51 00:07:10,000 --> 00:07:11,417 Did you see how he kissed you? 52 00:07:11,563 --> 00:07:14,539 You must be the first girl he sees in years, he just wants to get laid. 53 00:07:14,889 --> 00:07:16,166 I know it ain’t easy, 54 00:07:16,274 --> 00:07:18,441 but let him do it or he’s gonna fucking kill us!!! 55 00:07:18,723 --> 00:07:20,500 I am begging you, do it for me. 56 00:07:21,465 --> 00:07:23,117 Be strong my dear... 57 00:07:23,805 --> 00:07:25,310 I love you. 58 00:07:35,157 --> 00:07:36,157 No. 59 00:07:36,465 --> 00:07:38,299 No, he didn’t kiss me. 60 00:07:38,641 --> 00:07:40,225 He didn’t, Richie. 61 00:07:40,957 --> 00:07:43,918 He told me he's gay and he wants to fuck you hard. 62 00:07:47,723 --> 00:07:50,056 He probably hasn’t fucked anyone in years. 63 00:07:50,323 --> 00:07:51,740 Listen sweetie, 64 00:07:52,116 --> 00:07:54,157 I know it ain’t easy, but let him do it... 65 00:07:54,522 --> 00:07:56,564 or he’s gonna kill us both. 66 00:08:03,364 --> 00:08:05,600 I washed my old condom. 67 00:08:11,446 --> 00:08:14,029 I’m gonna give you a good reason to squeal, 68 00:08:14,348 --> 00:08:15,926 lover boy. 4406

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