All language subtitles for Lass jucken, kumpel Teil 1 (1972)

Shit life. Never gets better.

And my back hurts again.

I should, I should...

Nonsense. One shift doesn't make you richer.

I've got a burning thirst.

I could...

Well, I could sit on 20 marks. Why not?

Shit.

I might have a stomach ulcer.

I should do a radical cure. Puke it all out.

If I had to celebrate on my stomach, I'd have the same papers.

But maybe alcohol really helps.

I should get a drink.

I never had a stomach ulcer.

But that damn ulcer...

It needs to be flushed out.

I'm always awesome the next day.

And Gisela's got nothing on me.

Sign here.

Sign here.

Goodbye.

Is there someone?

What do you think?

Is he awake already?

Yes!

That the boy always wakes up so early.

No.

But get out now! It's half past nine!

Close the door!

Yes!

Out!

Useless.

What did the mailman want?

The mailman?

Oh, I see.

What could it be?

A letter from my club.

Why?

With your former job failure, we are forced to cancel your employment.

What? Did I hear that right?

Gisela, how many times have I been to the hospital this year?

But you were only celebrating twice this year.

Yes.

And every time a month because of a bandage.

And the doctor himself says it would be better if you didn't work physically at all.

And now you are still at the construction site, in the crossfire.

I owe it all to the high-rider Eichel.

Shit guy.

Don't say such things in front of the little one.

Do you think I'm not saying asshole?

But Thomas!

But a real buddy says so.

Olla-papi?

No, Thomas.

You won't be a buddy anymore.

You will be something else, something better than your Olla-papi.

And forever on the pit, the shit guy.

For 13 years you have been using the bandage and pushing and pushing.

And now at 35 you can ship like a madman to the construction site.

You only have pain in the butt and then you only get 36 pussies for it.

No.

And in bed, it's not working out anymore.

What's not working in bed?

It shouldn't work.

Sleep, of course.

Daddy is now pushing mommy less.

He doesn't take her in his arms so often anymore, Thomas.

Because he is worried.

I didn't go to the climbing school because of the squirrel.

But on January 1st we have the union society.

Then the buddy is asked again.

No, no.

I'm a thorn in the eye for the squirrel.

The party is just a pretext.

I should just be shot because I could break his neck.

You just have to wash down the anger.

Besides, I haven't seen Georg for a long time.

No, I'm going to Maloche properly, as always in the last few years.

Now I have a sore throat again.

Fuck it.

Cheers.

Cheers, Oberschneider.

Cheers, Mr. Heichel.

Cheers, guys.

Good luck.

Good luck.

Good luck.

Good luck.

Hello, Rosie. Aren't you going?

Yes, we're coming in a minute.

Ismael?

A few headaches. It was a bit great yesterday.

Aha.

To Oberschneider.

Do you take courage to wrap it around your hair?

Natura.

Where do you work?

Actually a tape driver.

But now I represent Lucky at the filling station.

Now watch out.

Well, aren't you afraid that you'll get into the reversing roll while cleaning with your long hair?

I'm standing with my eyes to the reversing roll, Ober.

The hair is long in the back, Oberschneider Heichel.

In the back.

The main thing is that your hair won't be so long that you step on it while shipping.

The main thing is that we like it and the girl.

At least better than a fat belly.

We're in private today. You can speak freely.

We're not at our police station.

What do you mean, at our police station?

That's reckless.

Come on, Chief.

Why not?

Someone told me a certain Chief was shouting at the police.

You should be glad you don't have a soup spoon at home.

I'm already feeding your wives.

You're not going to say that I...

I wasn't naming names.

The poor guy is going to be a pauper!

Go to the Strebkumpel if you want to earn more.

Right!

Heiner, thank you!

Thank you, Rosi!

That's a mean thing to do.

There's a high-rider who doesn't respect safety regulations.

He comes for money and forgets to measure the weather.

Five minutes later, someone comes and finds out

that the shop is 5% full of gas.

Heiner, what do you want?

I can do something for you.

I'll visit you and we'll talk about your worries.

You know, the boss has a long arm.

And I can always get a beer?

And the boss wants to have a whisky with Gisela?

Missing report!

My wife is faithful to me!

Come on, Hansch!

Can you still fool around with your windscreen?

Like when I run away to the GDR?

Crisis-resistant work, free movement,

good and cheap housing right away.

And the warning?

Gisela will come with me wherever I go,

as long as I stay the way I am.

Well, I was busy with sex.

I haven't been around for a long time.

Well, tomorrow, though.

Heiner, old buddy!

Long time no see!

How are you?

Everything's shit.

I got fired at the construction site.

They can do it with one.

I should be at lunch.

But I'm not going. I'm not feeling well.

Well, then have a drink. That always helps.

As I say,

the bell is ringing for you, too.

Well, cheers!

Cheers!

Hey,

you should wipe the ass of that Eichel.

Believe me.

I'll get in touch with Adolf.

Letting my buddy down,

that's not possible.

Not at all.

Come on, have another one.

A clean mouth, a stupid skull,

gives the greatest power in the soul.

Cheers!

Remember how you took me to the pub

when I arrived here ten years ago?

Stop it!

What is it?

I'm inviting you.

That's the stuff!

But shut up!

No, Georg.

I'm a pet.

I don't do shit anymore.

Don't be a fool.

You have to make the most of the day.

Imagine,

Rosie says

you want to go to town with me

to buy something for Gisela and the little one.

She'll let me go.

I don't know.

We will.

Watch out, if we are lucky, you will pay for it.

I've got him.

Hello.

Hello.

Hello, Georges. I didn't expect you.

I was surprised to see you today.

An old friend of mine.

Silent as a grave.

Mrs Gerlach, Heiner Lenz.

Hello.

Lenz.

Keets.

Yes, they're both here. They're just finishing school.

An hour of paper clothes. 150 for both.

There.

That's okay, thank you.

Children.

You have a lovely visit.

Have fun.

Hello.

Hello.

Oh, how nice.

Well, you.

Pick one.

Finally decide the bag.

Drink, brotherhood.

Cheers.

Cheers.

Cheers.

You tell your girlfriend that my buddy has something decent in his pants.

Come on, let's go!

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

The poor dogs at the construction site.

Maloch like the madmen.

But whether a layer more or less,

that doesn't make a coal fat.

I gave you something.

You want to make a lot of money, but not work.

We are a M&M company.

Let's go, Schaldi.

More!

More!

More!

I'm at the film set.

The films are on my head!

Faster!

Faster!

Faster!

Faster!

Faster!

You can smoke all day.

No mud, no mud!

Really?

Yes.

Drive on, man!

Are you crazy? I'm fed up with the almonds.

There's polenta everywhere.

What are you laughing at?

I was thinking of the nut I ate at the polenta bar in Berlin.

Come on, put me one on.

Tell me. Tell me about the nut, Georgie.

Old buddy.

We were running double-deckers on a nut-hunt in Charlottenburg.

Because of the old man's junk, gangsters, thugs and so on.

We were waiting in the door niches at bars and pubs when a taxi was driving up.

The nuts were running over the sidewalk with their sticks to the car to get around the block

and get out of a guesthouse to get a lift.

But they were barely three steps from the bar, so we grabbed them.

According to the law, the nuts were not allowed to be in the pubs.

Because they were looking for men on the street.

If the bakery wasn't in order, they were kicked out.

They were stupid. Most of them came from the East.

Nobody knew we were crossing our official duties.

Cheers, official insult.

Go on.

I had a B-post in our old room again, with the benches and the postcards on the walls and the cells in the back.

Then she came.

That seductive look, great. Body like made of stone.

Not as brutal as the others, just smelled like bees.

I'm getting goosebumps now. And what was going on then, I can only whisper to you.

Oh, that's a normal.

Come here.

And that's the end of the story, dear police.

And that's how you become a hero.

I have to go home. I forgot, Ute, our new assistant waitress, is coming over today.

I wonder how she's doing with the guests.

Here, a beer!

Here, bring it to me.

I want to punch you.

Let me go!

Come on, don't be so hard on me.

Oh, Rosie, will you have a drink with me?

Hello, Lucky, how are you?

I've been waiting for you all evening.

If you want to spend some money, sure, Lucky.

Sure.

Ute, Lucky wants to spend some cognac for me.

And he'll probably have a red wine, too.

Yes, red wine.

Yes.

Cheers!

One more time!

But Luki, don't you want to drink all the money?

But I can't, because I'm cold and I'm lying cross-legged.

Luki is never bad, but he's better.

A lot of money on the piggy bank.

Italian man, don't drink like Germans.

Always drink beer. Beer! Beer!

Beer is not good for love.

You have to drink wine, that's good for the ice.

But Luki, you don't want to get drunk with so much wine, do you?

Or you don't have a girlfriend?

Luki is free, Rosi.

Don't do anything more from me,

if I give you love.

Better than German men.

Don't cut me off!

Luki, you're making me sick, you Casanova.

So, what's the occasion today?

Hey, good evening.

Be glad you were gone.

There should be a bell in the cash register,

and the gentleman doesn't want to do much.

Good, good.

Bell, give us two beers.

Damn, it's hot in here today.

I want to go.

As you look in there,

here, drink up.

Pay later, I'll drive you home.

Georgie.

What?

You, your girl, she's standing back there,

with the hot Luki at the table.

Oh, don't talk nonsense.

Rosi has to do a little bit for the business.

Just animate how this could work out for a fleet.

Besides, she's drinking apple juice.

And the stupid Itaker is going to have a stomach full.

Tomorrow, at eight o'clock,

I'll be waiting for you at the bridge.

It's nice and lonely, no one's watching.

Make yourself at home.

Ciao.

There.

Finally.

Come in, my dear.

I'll get you something to drink. Georgie's here.

Hello!

Do you have any left?

Do you have one?

No.

Leave it.

Not Georgie. Don't make me angry.

I can't do it anymore. I'm drunk.

I want to go upstairs.

You can't do it anymore?

Have you had one today?

Nonsense. He's had a lot of trouble.

He's not used to it.

You think I'm a whore?

I'd rather go to the toilet.

Couldn't you just pack him a collar and bring him home?

When I came into the business, he was already fat.

My God, it must be wonderful with her.

Heiner, what did Heiner say back then?

Gisela comes a few times for a number.

With Rosie, you have to make an effort if she's supposed to come once.

Gisela must be glad that he's fat.

She has more of it when he can rattle for a long time.

But Heiner, the pig is already too drunk.

Our one should stay here and sleep on the couch.

The pig is jealous. He's watching like a shooting dog.

Everything's shit.

Heiner can't get up anymore and won't let his best friend come near him either.

Georg, leave him alone.

Georg, you're friends.

That's why...

That's why...

I'm going now.

You've had trouble in the toilet, haven't you?

My poor man.

You're in a lot of pain.

You have to laugh hard and you don't deserve much courage.

Shut up.

You can't sell me for stupidity.

You think I don't know what's paid in the toilet?

You're certainly not the most diligent.

But...

If he was at least folding in bed.

But what's there?

Nothing.

You loser.

Stop it!

Do you know how often you've come to me in the last two months?

Three times in total.

Stop it!

The tape.

Stop it!

The tape.

I'm going to get drunk now.

Just like you with Georg.

You think I didn't see you yukking around when you were brought here?

You're just jealous.

Who gets a hoot at least?

Whores!

Fucking women.

Lovely weather.

Directly warm today, man.

I'm still getting bad air today.

Good morning.

Good night, my boy.

Grandma knows what the boy needs.

Of course. I've had three myself.

Oh, yes, my boys.

All of them.

All of them stayed in our hut back then.

Right?

Last night, there was a lot going on here.

Pauline, did you hear the noise upstairs?

At Lenz?

No, they're usually so comfortable, I think.

He always holds his chickens when they're out for a walk.

But I'm telling you, it's all just a show off.

When she came home, everything was quiet upstairs.

Now, you can't rest at night.

In the day, Thomas is with other birds, making noise.

And at night, the old people are roaming around in their huts.

You know, Pauline, what I really wish for?

Yes?

Fiddy. He should really get a good look at himself.

He should get a good beating.

A real beating.

I'd rather see his own face.

That's right, boy.

Do what you can't do.

You're really like a son.

Like one of my sons.

Carol, was I one?

Oh, stop it, stop it.

You were the best.

What would I do if I could smash Lenz?

But you also have a kick the next day after you drink.

Again, that noise.

Fiddy, pass me the broom.

Yes, all right.

Wait.

No, really.

Next year, there's going to be a beating.

Otherwise, you'll have a heart attack again tomorrow.

Fiddy, now your chances are big with the fleet Lenz.

Now she needs consolation, but not too much, boy.

Where?

Remember, you have to play tomorrow afternoon.

And we want to get at least one point.

Oh, man, oh, man, what a thing.

Don't make me weak.

Not here.

On the attic.

I'll go wherever you want.

See you later.

No. I'm a decent woman.

And a mother.

Nothing to do with the land.

I don't sell myself for cheap.

I can play along a bit.

Now I'll be the pusher.

I should be a bit of a smug.

Let him in? No.

I'll make him... What did he say?

I'll make him a bit of a smug.

When he's seen everything...

I'll run away.

Just back down.

He can get a hold of himself.

I'll stay by the cellar.

What's he gonna do?

What's he gonna do, that scoundrel?

I'd rather play along on the bed.

I'll stop him.

Just you wait.

You love to play and not to ring the bell, you hear?

Mommy is hanging laundry on the floor.

I remember that woman over there.

The pretty woman from the FDJ.

My dear friend.

She was pretty hot, too.

Women are all the same, ugly and sad.

Rainer's already gone.

That's why I've got his pretty girl under me.

Oh, now she's screaming.

She's probably been here twice.

Oh man, she's hot.

No, Fiddy, don't think about it.

You just want to do one thing.

Tomorrow we're playing.

Distraction.

It's supposed to take a long time.

She's supposed to think about the dry floor for a while.

Oh, fuck.

Marlene, I know you don't mind.

I... I want it back.

You're always quacking when you want a sypil.

You take it in, but you can never get enough.

And then you say you're a little nervous and you don't want it.

You're already nervous. Tell me, Ernst, where was it?

I don't want a sypil. I want it back.

It's been a while, but why shouldn't it be today?

But Ernst, that can't be true.

But you can't do that anymore. No.

You'll see.

But Ernst, you're such a wimp.

Tell me, was Fritz really up there with Lenz?

Did you see or hear anything?

No, no. I... I was thinking about our part the whole time.

Shall we?

No, no, Ernst.

It's not good for the heart when we get so excited about this stupid thing.

You're so sweet.

Next time, I'll ask the doctor.

Thomas, come on. Get up.

Thank you.

Hello, Spatz.

Hello, Thomas.

Hello.

I just met Eichel at Georgie's.

He wants to make it clear.

So, starting Monday, I'll start my old job again.

What happened?

We were just talking about a Malocha.

No, he doesn't look like one.

Now he's smiling.

But tired.

He used to grab me by the skirt when he came from the toilet.

If you get into a fight again and you're earning more,

maybe we'll be like we used to be.

You're right about that.

Oh, celery salad.

I see.

Thomas, the weather's nice outside.

And after dinner, go play a little.

And you too.

No, no. You go play by yourself, Thomas.

Mommy and Daddy want to keep their nap.

And so you don't ring the bell,

you'll have to wear curtains.

Yeah, yeah. I'll let you fuck.

You shouldn't say that.

It's called being nice.

You see? Being nice.

Being nice.

I could have saved the attic if I'd known that the merciful Lord would still be in favor of it.

Come on, get in.

Nice that you're here, Rosie.

First attraction, your legs.

Great!

Have you seen my Papagallo?

Great!

There are so many beautiful women in the world,

but you're the most beautiful of them all.

You're more beautiful than Italy, than Germany, than Japan.

But, Lucky, you're a real chameur.

Well, then let's all be five straight.

Lucky wants to forget everything.

Lucky wants to love you more than your George.

Yes, George.

Why hasn't it worked out yet?

Don't take a pill.

A lazy sack doesn't want to pay for a sheet.

Today he can throw the economy away on his own.

Today it's not like that.

Rosela, I'm tired.

I can't stand anything tonight.

I have to lie down a little.

Look, Rosie, Röskin, here, Röskin, there.

No, my dear.

That's why you don't want a child,

because you can't scare me anymore.

That's how George wants it.

The guys should get some appetite from me.

If I'm a little nice, Lucky will kill me.

No one knows. He looks like a murderer.

Comfort? Wait?

No, I don't know.

No.

Come on, we're going to a nice friend of mine.

Rosie, that's a surprise.

A friend of yours?

I was driving around the area, had to relax.

Then I met Lucky.

He's Italian and works for us at Reichskanzler.

And because I wanted to stop by anyway,

I brought him up.

Then I can take Lucky home with me.

Salute.

Cheers.

Salute.

You play the piano?

Please, play.

Hey, Lucky, here's the music.

Oh, yes, I'm always a parrot.

I'm going now. It was a long day for me.

If he goes, he'll knock on the bedroom door.

But you can't leave me alone with the dangerous Italian.

But, sweetie, if he wanted to, a little bit of amore...

He could have done that in the car, if he wasn't as comfortable as on the couch.

Rosi, you're so beautiful. You're so beautiful.

We won't do it.

We won't do it. We'd rather not.

I love you. I love you.

I love you. You're so beautiful.

You're so beautiful.

You're as excited about her as I am.

Rosi, Rosi.

You'd like to seduce her, too, wouldn't you?

Be honest.

It would be interesting if Lucky didn't come with you.

No, no, no, please don't, Lucky.

Oh, Rosi, oh, Rosi.

Oh, Lucky, don't do it with your finger.

Don't go there, either.

I'm not going down there alone.

But get out, Lucky, you hear me?

I'm not going to be a vampire.

No, I'm not going to be a vampire.

No, Lucky.

Oh, it's going to be a great day.

Oh, you're doing great.

Come on, Luki. All for Italy.

Is my trumpet studio not great?

I have to raise the gas soon.

I don't have an extension today, come on, you're already fat enough.

Fat? Better fat than pregnant.

I'm going to get out of here.

Hey, stop it, man, I'll get even worse with the bullies.

I'll pay for everything.

Yes, yes, yes, all right, see you tomorrow, yes, that's fine.

Fuck it.

Oh my god, I'm so hungry.

Oh lord.

Can I still take a bath?

Of course, Uti.

Don't you have a bathroom in your old settlement?

They keep talking about it.

There's nothing there yet.

I think you should tear down this shit-house.

You know, the old man can keep his pigs, pigeons and rabbits.

That's not possible in the new settlement.

The ruler is stuck. Where is the key?

Isn't it in there?

No.

Then Rosy must have put it away.

You're not going to come visit me here, are you?

Maybe I can help you.

No, no.

I was just kidding.

Can I take something from the risk?

Sure.

You were so good today.

I can't see anything.

I just want to bring you a nice cognac.

But you have to close your eyes tight.

Honestly!

What do you think, how it feels good while bathing?

But close your eyes. Honestly!

My eyes are closed. I swear.

Cheers!

Are you really blind?

My eyes are always closed, yes, I swear.

I came in here to just bend your back.

Bend. Just bend.

But, but just bend, I swear.

Yes, yes.

Are you really blind?

I'm always blind. Besides, you can't see anyway.

Or am I mistaken?

No, no!

No, Fitti, you can't do that!

No, no!

Please don't!

No, no!

No, please don't!

No, no!

No, no!

Please don't!

No, let me go!

Let me go! I'm still a virgin!

You're still a virgin?

Yes!

Then you have to do it like this.

Come on, be nice.

You have to do it, or I can't walk in pain.

And Rosi will notice.

Yes, yes.

Yes, yes.

Yes, keep going.

I'll be right there.

Now.

I'm going to the railway company. Are you coming?

No, I'm saving money, buddy.

I have to get a new kitchen.

Today we're going to Villingen.

We'll have a good meal with Mrs. Weiser-Pfeiler.

You're kidding, buddy.

You're going to Rome to Altenbrücke.

You're not going to get any gas.

You're always acting like you're going to Italy.

You saw me camping with my grandma in the garden.

With the plagues.

I brought my plagues to my grandma with camping stuff.

Then I went to Italy with my wife.

You could only buy the car from the children's money for your seven plagues.

What?

If it was a family car, the plagues would have something of it.

Don't ask. You have a muffled seed.

I'll give you a slap, you stupid man, because of muffled seeds.

What? Stupid man?

I'd rather get you a slap than get a slap from your old man.

I'll show you a few rounds.

Take your feet up.

From whom?

And now a teaspoon of vinegar.

A glass of cognac.

A little celery.

A little garlic.

A chopped parsley stalk.

And mustard.

And now a pinch of cayenne pepper.

Very little salt.

And then cucumber and tomato.

And the salad is ready.

This will be a fine dessert.

But it will taste good with my darling.

And now the spaghetti.

A little more.

So.

And now the sauce over it.

Oh, a little more.

I'll be right back.

And then my little Italian will be able to...

What?

Hey, food!

Come on!

I can't sleep anymore.

That's the way Jean Cremé is.

After all this food, the monks are supposed to have fallen over the nuns

and there should have been a terrible sex orgy.

Love again?

I'm sorry I could only do it five times today.

But now I'm sick.

I'm sick too.

But after you.

Now eat up so you can feel like it again.

One for the daddy.

A spoon for the mommy.

And another spoon for the baby.

So, is it good?

Good.

There's something to the sauce, you see?

You see, darling?

Yes, I do.

Oh, thirsty!

Now I feel something.

Come on!

Be wild, you!

Eat me!

Break me, Tazan!

Oh, my sun!

I'm in your arms!

Oh, my sun!

Damn you!

Stop grumbling!

What's it look like?

Your mother doesn't clean the plates.

Old man, stop it!

You won't clean it either!

You maybe!

If it's up to you, the smear can stay as long as it wants.

Or Ursel!

I'll come down and give it to you.

Ursel!

If you don't keep your boy in order, you're still at home, Ursel!

You're not my boy, you scoundrel!

I know more than you do how much I love you, you scum!

You've got a drill under your pony, you old bastard!

How dare you!

What did you say?

Watch your mouth!

That old fart!

That scum!

What did he say?

I didn't hear him.

Me, though.

Watch out for women and all that.

What's that supposed to mean?

You think the old man didn't hear our fight on Friday?

He's just thinking about himself.

I'm not the ugliest one, and the old man is seeing that.

The old man is missing our bed-cuddler.

Or do you think he's not listening to us?

Well, bed-cuddler?

He's got no one!

He's got a disc!

To hell with the disc!

Your perfume is so good.

You want some?

Oh, dear, it was the nail polish remover!

Oh, my poor darling, come here, come here.

Oh, my poor darling, come here, come here.

Shit!

Hey, stop!

Good!

Fuck!

Oh, my poor darling, you missed this one too!

What?

Is what?

Oh, come on, don't drive me crazy.

You know exactly that we're closing on Sunday afternoon.

Come on, go home.

Only a beer, Georg.

No, nothing more. We've earned enough today.

End, end, bye. Take care.

Bye, Georg.

Georg!

Georg, can you get my marching supply ready for the football field?

Okay, just in case. How many do you want?

Two, three.

And what do you want?

A Coke.

And a Coke.

So, Thomas, look, the Coke is for you.

Thank you.

Come on, let it be. I'll write it down. Okay.

I have to hurry. Rosemarie. It has to be.

That's nice of you. Thank you.

Bye.

Have fun.

Bye.

I hope I score a goal for you today.

My little boy.

No, no.

Come on, let me go.

No, not from behind. You don't even know what I have.

Wait, you're going to get mad at me.

No, definitely not.

Is there anyone there?

I hope I don't hear anything.

No, not the least bit.

Georg, stop it!

Georg!

Come on, come on.

But no, I'm really starting now.

Not bad, right?

Stop it, Georg.

It's all good, right?

You like that, don't you?

Come on, stop it, Georg.

Timber!

Timber!

You're pretty hot, my Rosemarie.

Get dressed, Georg.

Do you think she hasn't seen a naked guy yet?

Isn't that right, Wieselach?

I actually prefer riding.

Stop it! Stop it, you piece of shit!

Georg, let him go!

You can also kick me later!

But he's in the bath, so nothing of this horny bitch will get in your way!

You're so sly!

Get out of here, you horny piece of shit!

Ouch!

That's a smooth 11-meter!

Devil's head!

Shooting referee! Telephone!

How was your Fritz today?

Great!

Well, Fritz is a real one.

He also scored a goal.

That's nice.

You like it too?

I could like it.

How was it with Rosi?

Oh, that stupid whore.

She's just a model. Who is she?

Was Georg there?

Georg?

Of course Georg. Or don't you know who I mean?

Sorry, I was thinking.

Did he ask for me?

Mommy!

I'm going now.

Okay, Thomas. See you.

Did he ask for me?

No.

Of course he did.

Oh, really?

Are you coming?

No.

But should I help you?

That's nice.

Are you sure? Now go down.

I can do it alone.

You can't do it alone.

You were screaming for Fritz Rogger.

I can do it alone.

You won't be in trouble.

Don't make a mess.

Now get out.

See you.

See you.

Gisela, Fritz is a real one.

You look at me with your cool eyes.

But you can't do that to Fritz.

I have to tell you something.

We were just finished and were still drinking.

Fritz was talking about number one.

What's going on?

You really got me.

You're a real Munchhausen.

You're just talking about it.

About whom?

Look, he's still sleeping.

But listen.

I'm going to close my eyes and imagine I'm at a party.

Then he'll be there.

If you had experienced that as a woman...

Gisela, would that upset you?

Maybe.

I would have grabbed his tail, no matter which one he belonged to.

Can you really do that?

Yes.

No.

Tell me, do you even listen to me?

Yes, what is it?

I could love another man if you don't give me enough.

So? Then it will change immediately.

Oh, you have a stand there.

Oh, sweet.

Don't we rather wait until tomorrow?

Wait, where are you going?

You hot guy, you.

How was it with Fitti? Tell me exactly.

But I don't have it.

But in a nice order. You should just do it, tell me.

On the mattress, he took me.

Like a hot guy.

He hit me.

You could write novels.

Really, really.

Man, the coffee pot.

Good evening, grandpa.

Good evening, boy.

Well, what's up?

Yes.

Bring your little one to your place.

We're old people.

Here, please.

Thank you.

We don't see or hear anything.

Nobody can do anything to us, because of the whining and all.

Not even the people up there.

Do you understand?

I do.

Remember how I addressed you three months ago at church?

You were very quick-witted.

You said, may I draw your attention to something?

I was so surprised that I stammered.

To what? Then you said, to me?

Then we both laughed.

I knew you from the black diamonds.

But we didn't talk much except for please and thank you.

Where are we going? That's not my way.

Come home to me. I have something to drink.

I want to marry you.

But Fritz, I'm only 15.

I want to wait for you. But secretly married is in it, right?

At Christmas, Fitti. Maybe then.

No, Fitti, let's do it like we did before.

Don't be so stubborn. Come to me, sweetie.

I love you.

Yes?

But no, we can't go to you. You really have to understand that.

But I wish it were that way. Don't you understand me?

Yes, but it really doesn't work.

Ouch!

I have such pain in my leg, Uti.

From yesterday.

Come with me and take care of me.

No.

You should be my doctor.

No.

All your life. Come.

Quiet.

Come.

Come, sit down.

I'm afraid I don't have any glasses. Drink from the bottle.

Thank you.

No, we can't do that.

Yes, we can.

No!

The old ladies were wet.

Are you crazy?

Are you crazy?

But I'm sure with many others.

No.

You see, this skirt is too tight.

Don't fight, my darling. It's me.

Your Fritz, your Fitti.

No, no, no, please don't.

No, no, no, no.

Come on, kick me in the butt.

I'm sorry.

Now the last obstacle before our engagement.

No, no, please don't.

Engagement?

I know, I know.

The secret engagement is much more attractive.

And lasts for the whole life.

Don't be rude, Fitti.

You... you... take your hand away.

I just wanted to see if my Uti is a normal woman and not a twitter.

What did you do to me?

I didn't feel any resistance.

Isn't Uti a virgin anymore?

I don't have a virgin yet.

It was easy.

No virgin today.

I have to thank the doctor who examined me for a bladder infection.

I don't know what he did to me.

He drove his rubber finger into my pussy.

That was the bastard that a friend of his surprised with his wife.

The friend threw him down the stairs and the doctor broke his leg.

Thank God the pig is out of our town.

The bar is owned by Grandma Wagner.

You have a bag with you today.

We put the bar in it and bring it to Rosi.

She will give you a new one.

I tell everything to my cousin. Everything.

Fitti, do you really love me?

Of course.

It's so beautiful here.

It hurt so much before.

Fritz, we had a rough time yesterday.

You want to give us a head massage?

No, not on the Caramba Monday. I've got it on my thigh.

Stop complaining. If we don't make it today, we'll make it tomorrow.

You think Lucky can help us?

Lucky? He's got the cross.

Of his many amores.

I want to be broken.

But I'm not a parrot for that.

Oh, his parrot.

I'm not in the mood for this.

I'll get a first-aid kit and we'll clear the pit tomorrow.

Tomorrow, not today.

And since the others have been here, we've had a police raid.

Don't talk nonsense.

When they opened the pit after the explosion,

the raiders drove in with pistols.

I'm glad I met you.

The raiders are on their way.

No lures on Monday.

Maybe he's dead.

Look at him.

You start, too.

Maybe you're sweating.

Don't shout at me.

The raiders from Bochum call the manager

when we don't have any lures.

And you, the stone-piler, start.

My head is spinning.

I'm going to get my dad.

You look funny, Gärtner.

Did you drink a lot yesterday?

Yes, a lot.

Everybody knows I don't smoke.

Cigarette, cigarette, cigarette.

Gärtner, don't get so worked up.

No business atmosphere since the Bochum raiders.

Come on.

The Bochum raiders are a thorn in his side.

As if we didn't have the same performance.

Exactly.

I'll see if I can do something for you.

Thank you, Obersteiger.

Obersteiger, I thought you wanted a new job.

You should start at Brückenfeld.

I won't be able to do that.

I have a middle school diploma.

If I work hard, I'll be a good chemist.

But I have my regular job, my Christmas dividends.

I don't have to do a lot of work.

My wife will be happy when I get home.

Does your son have a cold stomach?

Should I hit him on the face?

Be careful.

Maybe you'll want to go back to the cellar.

Many people come back who have spat out big canisters.

If I say I'm going, I'm going.

Mamma mia.

If it starts again, I have to clean up at the filling station.

Shit, my back hurts.

But in the afternoon I'll go back to the widow.

She's a great woman.

The guys will be rich again.

They make good money.

But the Lenz must be changed.

Solne should make more.

The Kacker is happy about every penny.

And Klaus Gärtner too.

What will the little one do?

The Lohre was on the line.

I have to go.

I need something.

I'm not going to start at my age.

What's the Gärtner's job?

It should work.

Hello, Lohre.

Long time no see.

Can I come in?

Come.

Nice to see you again.

I was worried about my wife.

Total surgery.

Under the skin cancer.

Get me glasses.

Klaus on shift?

He arrived at 12 o'clock.

So four hours left.

No matter what he comes for. He's been knocking on the door for hours.

Klaus knows he can't satisfy me.

The main thing is he brings Moos.

We have our car and I can do some spritz tour if I want.

Spritz tour is good. You have me now.

Stay true to me.

Be my darling, I'll satisfy you.

No one can satisfy me.

I've never had a high point like my neighbor.

I can tell you she screams.

I hear it in my bedroom at night.

For a whole minute. It's great.

I'm really jealous of her.

I could always have one.

You're driving me crazy.

Let's have a drink.

Come on, don't be so stubborn. Sit down.

Come on.

Is that all, darling?

Maybe.

But you're driving me crazy, you idiot.

You're a real pain in the ass.

Listen, that was too much for him.

Make an insult report.

Oh, she's so stupid.

The day before yesterday she was in the consulate, spying on everyone.

If you look at my boy again, I'll break you.

You ass, you bitch, she said.

And what did you do?

Your age doesn't get any higher.

You old witch, you old, I said.

And then she tore me apart.

But I screwed her over.

And another one, and another one, until the salesman intervened.

And this morning the police were there.

Klaus thinks we have to take a lawyer.

No matter what it costs.

Pretty expensive.

But it was an emergency, I mean.

And we have witnesses.

No matter, with a lawyer in court, we'll get there.

Yes, let him pay for it.

If I catch your old man again while he's sleeping on the spot, I'll buy him.

Yes, I'll get him.

Or better yet, I'll shoot him right away.

He's unproductive, this guy.

He's already over 55, but he's not quite old yet.

He won't get a job anywhere else in his time.

And he can't get this apartment from the unemployed.

He comes in from where he is.

Into the wooden barracks of the asocial.

Yes, show them, show them.

Of course.

My Loli has to be calm.

If Rebus saw me.

No, no, no, there has to be a change.

Calm down, Adi.

First, Olla has a bad conscience and always makes a fuss about Klaus.

And second, the boy loves me. More like the platonic one.

He doesn't listen to what people say.

He has his work and sometimes me, if he's lucky.

And I'm looking for what I need.

And now come.

Come, come, you've never been so crazy.

Look what's lying there for you.

Look, it's the evening.

Come on, come, come, but quickly.

Let it go, buddy.

I'm not a dirty buddy, you hear?

Let it go, buddy.

I'm not a buddy, you hear?

I'm the boss, I'm the boss, you hear?

Dirty buddy.

I'm not a buddy.

You hear, you whore?

I'm not a buddy.

I'll show you, you whore.

Good luck, Heiner.

You can't stand here for long. You'll catch a cold.

It's cold here.

I'm building all this shit.

You'll see what it looks like.

And what do we get?

40 marks and a few...

Good luck, Dieter.

40 marks and a few squints.

That's good. We don't get much and we do the same job.

You think we don't do anything?

You're getting a good score on one third.

You're not any faster either.

I'll give you a beating.

You wouldn't have said that the day before.

You think I'm not up for it?

You're already over a mountain with your boozing and your birding.

You're good enough, I can tell you.

Just don't stutter, my little one.

Don't stutter, just calm down. Don't stutter, you light sailor.

I'll give you a light beating, sailor.

I've hit you ten times already.

Come on, don't be a pain.

Tell me, how was it with your little one?

How was it with that guy? He ate something.

Is he a real murderer?

Nonsense. He broke the gas station and...

...and shot the cashier.

When does the idiot run after you?

Doesn't tick very well.

Oh, boy.

Good luck.

The main thing is, the old lady is good at whooping.

Great, then everything is going well.

Good luck.

Fire!

Come on!

Calm down, Heiner. Everything will be fine.

If his stomach was broken, I'd have to spit blood.

But the spit is white. Thank God.

I caught a bump on my ass. No shock.

Hopefully the piss man isn't broken.

Let yourself be divorced, Adi.

Your old age after the operation doesn't help you anyway.

And you're the only man who can satisfy me.

Come on, Loli. Our show from time to time is enough.

Can't my little one anymore?

Oh, my God, Klaus! Why is he coming already?

I don't understand. We still had two hours.

What do I do now?

Come on, hurry up!

Hello, Klaus! Look who's visiting.

The boss is here.

Klaus! You're up so early.

Bandaged your hand? Did you get a scratch?

No. I got a bump on the wall.

What?

It's a bit of a workday.

But it seems to me it's just in time.

Do you want a little one? Her too, grandpa?

Now I understand the old chick.

She's shouting that you just whirled around all night, Adi.

But what did you do?

With my wife on my couch, you whirled around like an old carnival.

And last but not least.

Darling, but the old chick is crazy.

She's just jealous.

I've had enough of you and your old chick.

But it'll all be cleared up.

Sure.

And the lawyer, the dishwasher, your great representative,

the psychopath, and who pays for it all?

And now the old chick has a reason for the judge

because of your sexual intercourse with Adi.

No, no.

The boss has to be a witness in court.

Yes, Adolf. Do you hear me?

I'll help you.

Here, 100 marks.

That's enough.

And I don't want anything to do with the court.

But Klaus, you don't want to accept the money.

Please, hit me. It's all my fault.

Please, believe me.

How could this happen? Why wasn't the little cart loaded?

Why aren't the western rails straight?

Why isn't the sink filled and the thresholds blocked?

If the coal is too high, the track is shaking.

Why don't you report this?

We can't have a headlock everywhere.

We have to make a meter. You're responsible for thinking and looking.

You're not supposed to pass by every day.

Quiet!

Quiet, man! Quiet!

The last one needs quiet.

Let's have another drink.

Why don't you like group sex?

Maybe with my own wife, huh?

Oh, what a pain!

Say cheers!

Cheers!

Cheers!

I knew group sex. You were all still behind the moon.

Oh, what you don't say!

I was with the police in Berlin.

And I was the guide with single rooms, you know?

There was something going on.

We fucked like the sea dogs.

And then on top of the mother.

And then the trees mixed. Three women, three men.

Why don't you do that anymore?

I didn't want to.

Santa Lucia!

Santa Lucia!

Yes, yes.

Go on.

Then I was with the E-Commando.

We reinforced the territory at the Stuttgart Zoo.

But Ingrid was a nut, I tell you.

But now it's over.

Good evening.

What's up, Fiddy?

We're already closed.

Not today. I have to save.

What? You and Ute?

No!

What is it, Mr. Beben?

Not Mr. Beben. Fiddy is going to be a father.

Congratulations!

Is that true?

How long have you known that?

Don't be so curious. It has to be poured.

Ute, I'm glad for you.

Fiddy, you're a real lucky charm.

Of course.

Who would have thought?

Does he need that?

They make a nice money as a boy.

They smoke, drink like the old ones,

pamper their girls, get them drunk and then get married.

Then they can make money for the new apartment,

the furniture and the baby.

Until they have a stomach.

At 40, they're usually half-invalid.

Congratulations!

Cheers!

No, Mark, today is the sixth.

What's going on here?

Didn't you hear anything?

What?

Bad thing with Heiner.

What? With Heiner Lenz?

Yes, got in between two cars.

Didn't you tell him anything?

He was just moaning.

Was it that bad?

Yes, I think stomach and piss man broken.

That's shit!

Poor Gisela.

Thank you.

I'm going to bed now.

Good night.

Good night, Thomas.

Sleep well.

You too.

You turn off the light.

Yes, it's good.

Do you want to sleep now, too, my darling?

No.

I'm so happy to be here.

I think it's working now.

What?

Come here.

But that's not possible.

Come on up to me.

Does he really want the little one?

Yes, of course, darling.

Take off your dress and your coat, too.

Yes, but ...

Just come up to me.

Better not.

Yes.

Ouch!

See, I'm just hurting you.

It will be fine.

I can lift the back.

That's no use. Really. Just think about your broken ribs.

I want to, but...

No...

Yes, I feel something.

See?

Oh, it's... it's working.

I knew it.

Come on, harder.

Harder.

Yes.

Harder.

Careful.

Yes, finally.

Deep.

We just want to know if Rosa is even alive.

Yes, alive.

Alive.

Yes.

Alive.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Let's dance, let's dance, old friend

Let's dance, let's dance, you old stupid pig

Let it yuck, let it yuck

Let it yuck, old pig

Let it yuck, let it yuck

You old stupid pig

When I come home

My old shoes are waiting

In the hallway on me

But I look very sweet and cheerful

When I'm drunk, she knocks me

Then I have to be very serious

And I say everything

What she wants to hear

You alone, you are the one

And then comes the old song

Let it yuck, let it yuck

Let it yuck, old pig

Let it yuck, let it yuck

You old stupid pig