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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,162 WWW.MY-SUBS.CO 1 00:00:04,562 --> 00:00:06,731 I feel so bad stealing all this from work. 2 00:00:06,815 --> 00:00:08,983 Cary, that's the point of having a shitty job. 3 00:00:09,067 --> 00:00:10,485 It's the tradeoff. 4 00:00:10,568 --> 00:00:12,403 Wait, is that full salt and pepper shakers? 5 00:00:12,487 --> 00:00:14,864 - Yes. - Okay, yas! 6 00:00:14,948 --> 00:00:16,574 I love a park day! 7 00:00:16,658 --> 00:00:19,077 Oh, and there is someone I want you to meet. 8 00:00:19,202 --> 00:00:20,912 - Yo. - This is Lance. 9 00:00:20,995 --> 00:00:22,080 - How you doing? - Hey. Cary. Hey. 10 00:00:22,205 --> 00:00:23,456 - How you doing? - Hi. Curtis. 11 00:00:23,581 --> 00:00:25,750 Isn't he insane? His body is so hot, 12 00:00:25,834 --> 00:00:28,294 I actually insist on having sex every 14 minutes. 13 00:00:28,419 --> 00:00:30,296 Otherwise, I stop being able to concentrate properly. 14 00:00:30,421 --> 00:00:32,506 Yeah. It's dope but exhausting. 15 00:00:32,590 --> 00:00:34,092 Well, sit. Have some wine. 16 00:00:34,175 --> 00:00:36,219 We have plenty of glasses. Almost 30. 17 00:00:36,302 --> 00:00:38,346 Oh, no, I can't. I got work later. 18 00:00:38,429 --> 00:00:40,598 Wait, I thought Brooke said you work at Foot Locker. 19 00:00:40,682 --> 00:00:42,809 I feel like you could show up tipsy for that. 20 00:00:42,934 --> 00:00:45,603 Nah, anything I do, I like to do 100%. 21 00:00:45,687 --> 00:00:47,814 It wouldn't be fair if I didn't bring them my A game. 22 00:00:47,939 --> 00:00:51,192 God, how is he not People's Sexiest Man Alive? 23 00:00:51,276 --> 00:00:53,403 Anyway, what I need is coffee. 24 00:00:53,486 --> 00:00:55,029 Oh. Um, I actually have that too. 25 00:00:56,406 --> 00:00:57,615 You took the espresso machine? 26 00:00:57,699 --> 00:00:59,576 - Yeah. - Oh, hell yeah, Curtis! 27 00:00:59,659 --> 00:01:01,744 Wait, what was that? 28 00:01:01,828 --> 00:01:03,663 What was that that you just did? 29 00:01:03,788 --> 00:01:05,622 What, you guys never dabbed before? 30 00:01:05,707 --> 00:01:07,542 Oh, my God, I love it. 31 00:01:07,625 --> 00:01:09,669 - Like this? - It's, like, for celebrations. 32 00:01:10,920 --> 00:01:12,422 You can even double it up sometimes. 33 00:01:12,505 --> 00:01:14,048 - Let's go! Let's go! - Double dab. Okay. 34 00:01:14,132 --> 00:01:15,592 That looks good. 35 00:01:19,304 --> 00:01:20,763 "Hey, girlie. 36 00:01:20,847 --> 00:01:21,973 "Where are you? 37 00:01:22,056 --> 00:01:24,100 Just trying to close that director loop 38 00:01:24,184 --> 00:01:26,269 and get an Academy Award, LOL." 39 00:01:27,645 --> 00:01:30,815 "Just been quite a while, girlie. 40 00:01:30,899 --> 00:01:32,734 Not sure if these are going through." 41 00:01:34,194 --> 00:01:36,654 "At least let me know if these are going through." 42 00:01:36,738 --> 00:01:37,738 Uh, "At my BF's. 43 00:01:37,822 --> 00:01:39,823 Not sure how good reception is." 44 00:01:43,161 --> 00:01:44,871 Oh, shit. 45 00:01:44,996 --> 00:01:46,289 What happened there? 46 00:01:52,712 --> 00:01:54,339 Hey, Mac. 47 00:01:54,422 --> 00:01:56,090 Sorry, know I'm reaching out a tonsies. 48 00:01:56,174 --> 00:01:59,677 Just eager to close the loop on this director 49 00:01:59,761 --> 00:02:03,139 and get that Oscar before "WindWeaver" season two. 50 00:02:03,223 --> 00:02:05,100 Yas! 51 00:02:05,183 --> 00:02:06,851 So please, just call me back. 52 00:02:06,935 --> 00:02:08,811 Hey, Cary again. 53 00:02:08,894 --> 00:02:11,189 Truly sorry to bug you in the Hampties, my girl, 54 00:02:11,272 --> 00:02:12,941 but it actually has been 55 00:02:13,024 --> 00:02:15,068 such a weird amount of time since I've heard from you. 56 00:02:15,193 --> 00:02:17,904 Like, so long, I don't think I'm the crazy one. 57 00:02:18,029 --> 00:02:20,532 Anyway, please call me back. 58 00:02:20,615 --> 00:02:22,075 My boyfriend works days, so I'm just 59 00:02:22,200 --> 00:02:24,160 hanging at his house, free whenev... 60 00:02:24,244 --> 00:02:26,955 I mean, this is just outrageous now, no? 61 00:02:27,038 --> 00:02:30,083 Like, please, call me back, Mackenzie. 62 00:02:30,208 --> 00:02:32,417 I've lost all track of time, 63 00:02:32,544 --> 00:02:35,130 and I'm worried something might be wrong. 64 00:02:35,213 --> 00:02:37,381 But I called every hospital, 65 00:02:37,506 --> 00:02:39,050 and there's no Mackenzie at any, 66 00:02:39,175 --> 00:02:42,011 so at least just let me know you're still alive. 67 00:02:42,095 --> 00:02:43,429 Please? 68 00:02:43,554 --> 00:02:45,181 Mackenzie! 69 00:02:45,265 --> 00:02:46,933 Mackenzie! 70 00:02:47,058 --> 00:02:48,726 Mackenzie! 71 00:02:48,852 --> 00:02:51,729 Oh, those are pretty. 72 00:02:51,813 --> 00:02:53,523 Yeah. Should brighten up the place. 73 00:02:53,606 --> 00:02:56,651 Oh, hey, have you talked to Cary and Brooke yet? 74 00:02:56,734 --> 00:02:58,611 Give them the bad news? 75 00:02:58,736 --> 00:03:00,780 No, I keep putting it off. 76 00:03:00,905 --> 00:03:02,365 But I do think I'll start with Cary. 77 00:03:02,449 --> 00:03:04,117 That's smart. He's way less scary. 78 00:03:04,242 --> 00:03:06,077 I just hope he takes it okay. 79 00:03:06,202 --> 00:03:08,288 I know how important this movie is to him, 80 00:03:08,413 --> 00:03:09,581 and now I'm pulling the funding? 81 00:03:09,664 --> 00:03:10,874 Patricia, he'll get it. 82 00:03:10,957 --> 00:03:12,584 How much could he care about one movie? 83 00:03:12,709 --> 00:03:15,795 Okay, this is actually hurtful now, Mackenzie. 84 00:03:15,920 --> 00:03:18,381 Like, I am wasting away over here. 85 00:03:18,465 --> 00:03:21,593 And I don't know if this is how you treat other clients, 86 00:03:21,718 --> 00:03:22,802 but this is not okay. 87 00:03:22,886 --> 00:03:23,970 I'm sick of beans! 88 00:03:24,095 --> 00:03:25,095 Like, this is not okay. 89 00:03:25,096 --> 00:03:26,681 Ow! Ow! Fuck! 90 00:03:26,764 --> 00:03:27,682 Ahh! 91 00:03:27,682 --> 00:03:28,975 And why isn't Lucas back yet? 92 00:03:29,100 --> 00:03:30,100 Where is Lucas? 93 00:03:30,101 --> 00:03:31,436 Okay, Mac. 94 00:03:31,519 --> 00:03:32,937 If this is how you want to play things, 95 00:03:33,062 --> 00:03:35,607 if this is how you choose to do business, 96 00:03:35,690 --> 00:03:38,485 you have left me no choice but to come to you. 97 00:03:38,610 --> 00:03:39,944 That's right. 98 00:03:40,028 --> 00:03:42,530 I googled your last name plus Hamptons, 99 00:03:42,614 --> 00:03:44,616 - found your home address... - Turn right. 100 00:03:44,741 --> 00:03:48,745 And guess what... I am now on your street. 101 00:03:48,828 --> 00:03:51,623 I bet you didn't count on this, did you, Mackie? 102 00:03:51,748 --> 00:03:53,416 But this is who you've made me. 103 00:03:53,500 --> 00:03:56,002 This is who I am now 'cause of you. 104 00:03:56,127 --> 00:03:58,129 - You have arrived. - So buckle up, girl. 105 00:03:58,213 --> 00:03:59,547 'Cause I'm here for answers. 106 00:03:59,631 --> 00:04:01,633 But more than that, I'm here to hand you 107 00:04:01,758 --> 00:04:05,345 something very important... your own ass. 108 00:04:08,681 --> 00:04:09,974 Remember me, Mac? 109 00:04:10,058 --> 00:04:11,768 From 1 billion years ago? 110 00:04:11,851 --> 00:04:14,562 Where is she? Come on. 111 00:04:17,107 --> 00:04:20,485 Not now, Mom. I'm trying to get a movie made. 112 00:04:20,568 --> 00:04:23,696 God, she is gonna be so humiliated. 113 00:04:23,822 --> 00:04:24,823 Mac! 114 00:04:24,906 --> 00:04:27,117 Come out, come out, wherever you are! 115 00:04:27,200 --> 00:04:28,660 I can see movement in there. 116 00:04:28,785 --> 00:04:30,537 I know you're in there. Mac! 117 00:04:30,662 --> 00:04:31,913 - Cary? - I saw you... 118 00:04:31,996 --> 00:04:33,665 What's wrong? What are you doing here? 119 00:04:33,790 --> 00:04:36,668 So you are alive! 120 00:04:36,751 --> 00:04:38,503 Do you know how long I've been trying 121 00:04:38,628 --> 00:04:39,671 to get in touch with you? 122 00:04:39,754 --> 00:04:41,756 Jesus fucking Christ! 123 00:04:41,840 --> 00:04:44,050 - What? - We need to attach a director 124 00:04:44,175 --> 00:04:45,884 so I can win an Oscar, but you haven't 125 00:04:46,009 --> 00:04:47,929 gotten back to me in, what, years? 126 00:04:48,012 --> 00:04:50,515 Wait. This is about the director? 127 00:04:50,598 --> 00:04:52,809 Yes, dude! Remember? 128 00:04:52,892 --> 00:04:56,271 You said you would hurry to attach one in that meeting, 129 00:04:56,354 --> 00:04:57,730 and then you fully ghosted me! 130 00:04:57,856 --> 00:05:00,150 I've been calling hospitals looking for you. 131 00:05:00,233 --> 00:05:01,693 I legit thought you were dead! 132 00:05:01,776 --> 00:05:03,319 That's how long it's been. 133 00:05:03,403 --> 00:05:06,197 Cary... 134 00:05:06,322 --> 00:05:09,576 that meeting was yesterday. 135 00:05:09,701 --> 00:05:11,077 - What? - Yeah. 136 00:05:11,202 --> 00:05:12,662 It was Friday morning. 137 00:05:12,745 --> 00:05:14,038 It's Saturday night. 138 00:05:14,164 --> 00:05:16,416 It's been 36 hours. 139 00:05:19,043 --> 00:05:22,422 Well, it certainly felt like a lot longer. 140 00:05:22,547 --> 00:05:25,383 - Did it not snow either? - Snow? What? 141 00:05:25,467 --> 00:05:27,177 But regardless, you still could have 142 00:05:27,260 --> 00:05:28,553 called me back a lot sooner. 143 00:05:28,636 --> 00:05:30,722 Did you really not see me call at all? 144 00:05:30,805 --> 00:05:33,224 No, I don't always check my phone on the weekend. 145 00:05:33,349 --> 00:05:34,559 I have a life. 146 00:05:34,642 --> 00:05:35,894 Yeah, that's been made pretty clear. 147 00:05:36,019 --> 00:05:37,645 - Excuse me? - You are, like, 148 00:05:37,729 --> 00:05:40,023 always in the Hamptons... truly always. 149 00:05:40,106 --> 00:05:41,858 Like, how am I supposed to win an Oscar, 150 00:05:41,941 --> 00:05:43,651 or frankly do anything in this business, 151 00:05:43,735 --> 00:05:45,570 if my agent is always in the Hamptons, hanging out? 152 00:05:45,653 --> 00:05:48,782 Are you fucking kidding me? 153 00:05:48,865 --> 00:05:49,949 What? 154 00:05:50,074 --> 00:05:52,702 Are you fucking kidding me right now? 155 00:05:52,786 --> 00:05:55,997 How fucking dare you come here and talk to me like this? 156 00:05:56,080 --> 00:05:58,958 You do not get to come to my fucking home 157 00:05:59,083 --> 00:06:00,710 in the middle of the goddamn night 158 00:06:00,794 --> 00:06:02,086 - and yell at me. - I... 159 00:06:02,170 --> 00:06:04,672 A, I'm a goddamn fucking grown woman, 160 00:06:04,756 --> 00:06:06,424 and you will not speak to me like this. 161 00:06:06,549 --> 00:06:08,551 - Do you understand? - I was... I just... 162 00:06:08,635 --> 00:06:11,554 And B, I'm always in the Hamptons? 163 00:06:11,638 --> 00:06:14,224 I mean, are you not always? 164 00:06:14,307 --> 00:06:16,726 Like, factually speaking... Here's a question. 165 00:06:16,810 --> 00:06:19,687 How do you even know that I've been in the Hamptons? 166 00:06:19,771 --> 00:06:21,731 Like, how do you know? 167 00:06:21,815 --> 00:06:23,942 - Uh... - Because I call you 168 00:06:24,025 --> 00:06:26,152 and I email you and I Zoom you from here, 169 00:06:26,277 --> 00:06:29,531 nonstop, to tell you I got you something 170 00:06:29,614 --> 00:06:31,783 or to give you feedback on something 171 00:06:31,866 --> 00:06:36,579 or to game out how to win you a fucking Oscar now. 172 00:06:36,663 --> 00:06:39,124 Like, do you even know the crazy shit 173 00:06:39,249 --> 00:06:41,167 that you have asked me to make happen this year? 174 00:06:41,292 --> 00:06:45,380 And I haven't blinked a fucking eye! 175 00:06:45,463 --> 00:06:47,674 Look at your career! It's insane! 176 00:06:47,799 --> 00:06:51,052 So no, I have not been bad or slow at all. 177 00:06:51,136 --> 00:06:53,096 At fucking all! 178 00:06:53,179 --> 00:06:55,598 Period! End of story! 179 00:06:55,682 --> 00:06:57,016 Hey, is everything okay? I heard yelling. 180 00:06:57,142 --> 00:06:59,561 Yes. It's just a client. It's fine. 181 00:06:59,644 --> 00:07:01,146 Oh, yeah. The WindWeaver? 182 00:07:01,229 --> 00:07:04,274 Yep. Yep, that's him. Thank you. It's fine. 183 00:07:13,158 --> 00:07:16,327 This is my brother's house, so... 184 00:07:16,411 --> 00:07:17,662 Oh. 185 00:07:17,787 --> 00:07:22,250 I... I didn't... sorry, I didn't, um... 186 00:07:22,333 --> 00:07:25,128 and I... I... I do know you've been working. 187 00:07:25,211 --> 00:07:27,547 I just didn't, uh... 188 00:07:29,632 --> 00:07:31,468 I'm sorry I came here. 189 00:07:31,551 --> 00:07:33,219 Uh, I'm... I'm gonna go. 190 00:07:33,344 --> 00:07:35,722 I'll just... I'm gonna catch the next jitney home. 191 00:07:35,847 --> 00:07:36,847 It's 2:00. 192 00:07:36,890 --> 00:07:38,892 There are no next jitneys. 193 00:07:40,435 --> 00:07:41,644 Right. Uh, that's okay. 194 00:07:41,728 --> 00:07:43,354 I'm just gonna, uh... 195 00:07:43,438 --> 00:07:47,066 Give me a second. 196 00:07:54,199 --> 00:07:56,993 You can stay here tonight. 197 00:07:57,076 --> 00:07:59,162 No, no. That... I... that would be insane. 198 00:07:59,335 --> 00:08:03,214 Cary, I'm not gonna not let you have a place to stay. 199 00:08:03,298 --> 00:08:05,675 I have to drive to the city in the morning. 200 00:08:05,800 --> 00:08:08,303 I will give you a ride. It's fine. 201 00:08:08,386 --> 00:08:11,806 Cary, it's fine. 202 00:08:15,768 --> 00:08:17,645 - Sorry. - Yep. 203 00:08:26,321 --> 00:08:28,198 No, please don't put me on hold. 204 00:08:28,323 --> 00:08:29,991 Yeah, I spoke to somebody earlier, 205 00:08:30,074 --> 00:08:31,659 and they said that wouldn't be a problem. 206 00:08:31,784 --> 00:08:32,826 This is Cary. 207 00:08:32,951 --> 00:08:35,162 - Cary, my friend Jen. - Hi. 208 00:08:37,332 --> 00:08:38,583 Yes, I'll hold. 209 00:08:43,838 --> 00:08:46,341 Uh, you're gonna be in that bedroom. 210 00:08:46,424 --> 00:08:49,052 The, um, bed's a little firm, but it's a trundle, 211 00:08:49,177 --> 00:08:50,595 so you just pull out the one below it, 212 00:08:50,678 --> 00:08:52,222 - it's better. - Oh, firm's fine. 213 00:08:52,347 --> 00:08:55,099 I'm just gonna get you a sheet and a towel and stuff. 214 00:08:55,183 --> 00:08:57,644 Let's see what we have. 215 00:08:57,727 --> 00:09:00,230 Of course, this isn't gonna match. 216 00:09:00,355 --> 00:09:01,648 God. 217 00:09:01,731 --> 00:09:03,525 All right, no fitted sheet. 218 00:09:03,650 --> 00:09:05,276 Probably no pillowcases. 219 00:09:05,360 --> 00:09:06,778 What... 220 00:09:08,404 --> 00:09:11,783 It won't be tonight. 221 00:09:11,866 --> 00:09:14,202 I'm... I really can go. I should... 222 00:09:14,327 --> 00:09:16,120 Also, um, I'm gonna do a load of laundry, 223 00:09:16,204 --> 00:09:18,122 and your clothes are caked in mud. 224 00:09:18,206 --> 00:09:19,999 So why don't you just leave them outside, 225 00:09:20,083 --> 00:09:21,960 and I'll put them in too. 226 00:09:22,043 --> 00:09:24,796 Okay. I'm, uh, sorry about your... 227 00:09:24,879 --> 00:09:26,631 Thank you. Thanks. 228 00:09:26,714 --> 00:09:29,092 Yeah. It has not been fun. 229 00:11:17,158 --> 00:11:18,576 I'm so excited. 230 00:11:18,660 --> 00:11:20,370 I've never been to the Tonys before. 231 00:11:20,495 --> 00:11:21,621 - It's the Peabodys. - Right. 232 00:11:22,747 --> 00:11:24,457 Shh. It's Cary. 233 00:11:24,541 --> 00:11:26,584 God, I'm so nervous. 234 00:11:26,668 --> 00:11:28,419 Hi, honey. How's it going? 235 00:11:28,503 --> 00:11:31,047 Hey. Sorry I missed you, uh, before. 236 00:11:31,172 --> 00:11:32,840 Um, not sure why you were calling. 237 00:11:32,924 --> 00:11:36,177 But, um, I was, uh... 238 00:11:36,302 --> 00:11:40,682 I was thinking, and I actually don't need funding 239 00:11:40,807 --> 00:11:43,351 for the, uh, movie anymore. 240 00:11:43,476 --> 00:11:45,353 Wait, really? 241 00:11:45,436 --> 00:11:46,688 Um, yeah. Yeah. 242 00:11:46,771 --> 00:11:49,691 I just had a tough couple days and a weird night, 243 00:11:49,816 --> 00:11:52,277 and... and I think I... 244 00:11:52,360 --> 00:11:54,821 I think I just need to talk to my agent 245 00:11:54,904 --> 00:11:57,532 and get out of it altogether. 246 00:11:57,615 --> 00:11:58,783 Is everything okay? 247 00:11:58,867 --> 00:12:00,201 Yeah. Yeah, 248 00:12:00,326 --> 00:12:01,786 I just... I'm out in the Hamptons. 249 00:12:01,870 --> 00:12:05,206 I'm actually, uh... 250 00:12:05,290 --> 00:12:08,626 pretty close to where Curtis does his birthday. 251 00:12:08,710 --> 00:12:12,213 So I think I might just try to spend the week with him, 252 00:12:12,297 --> 00:12:14,716 if he'll have me, instead of trying 253 00:12:14,841 --> 00:12:17,552 to cram something else in real quick before "WindWeaver." 254 00:12:17,635 --> 00:12:21,222 Well, we'll always remember this as your decision. 255 00:12:21,306 --> 00:12:22,807 All right. Love you, Mom. I'll talk to you later. 256 00:12:22,891 --> 00:12:24,392 Okay. Bye. 257 00:12:24,475 --> 00:12:26,060 Gay people think they're so smart, 258 00:12:26,185 --> 00:12:27,645 but he had no idea. 259 00:12:27,729 --> 00:12:30,899 Yay! Now all that's left is Brooke. 260 00:12:31,024 --> 00:12:32,901 Oh, shit. 261 00:12:38,072 --> 00:12:39,490 - Hey. - Hey. 262 00:12:39,574 --> 00:12:40,658 How'd you sleep? 263 00:12:40,742 --> 00:12:41,868 Good, thanks. 264 00:12:41,951 --> 00:12:43,870 Um, is Mac awake, or... 265 00:12:43,953 --> 00:12:45,914 Uh, yeah. She's in with our mom. 266 00:12:45,997 --> 00:12:48,374 I'm actually gonna drive you back, if that's okay. 267 00:12:48,458 --> 00:12:50,251 Yeah. Yeah, I'll just, um... 268 00:12:50,335 --> 00:12:51,920 I'll talk to her later, and I actually, uh... 269 00:12:52,003 --> 00:12:54,756 I just need to go somewhere a little closer, if that's... 270 00:12:54,881 --> 00:12:57,175 Whoa, whoa. Holy shit. 271 00:12:57,258 --> 00:12:58,718 Is that that actor? 272 00:12:58,801 --> 00:13:00,428 Oh, my God. 273 00:13:00,511 --> 00:13:02,597 Now getting word famous method actor 274 00:13:02,680 --> 00:13:05,642 Lucas Lambert Moy spotted stumbling naked 275 00:13:05,767 --> 00:13:07,977 - along Route 17 this morning. - What the fuck? 276 00:13:08,102 --> 00:13:09,479 I'm sorry. Do... do you know him? 277 00:13:09,604 --> 00:13:11,773 Yeah. He might be my, uh, boyfriend. 278 00:13:11,856 --> 00:13:13,316 Neighbors say Moy, who wrapped 279 00:13:13,441 --> 00:13:14,943 his most recent film yesterday 280 00:13:15,026 --> 00:13:17,278 and does not yet have another one lined up, 281 00:13:17,362 --> 00:13:19,364 seemed disoriented and afraid. 282 00:13:19,447 --> 00:13:21,533 We were just driving, and we saw him like that. 283 00:13:21,616 --> 00:13:23,284 You know who that is? That's, uh... 284 00:13:23,368 --> 00:13:24,702 It seemed like maybe he had been in character 285 00:13:24,786 --> 00:13:26,621 for so long, he forgot who he was. 286 00:13:26,746 --> 00:13:28,498 - This is pathetic. - So I called the sheriff 287 00:13:28,623 --> 00:13:30,458 to see if he had some family in the area. 288 00:13:30,542 --> 00:13:32,335 I mean, he must have come up here for some reason. 289 00:13:32,460 --> 00:13:33,878 Thanks, mate. 290 00:13:33,962 --> 00:13:36,673 Wait, why the heck am I talking so funny? 291 00:13:36,798 --> 00:13:39,092 Whoa, he's been Australian this whole time? 292 00:13:39,175 --> 00:13:40,385 No wonder he books. 293 00:13:40,468 --> 00:13:42,095 I'm sorry, you didn't know that? 294 00:13:42,178 --> 00:13:43,388 How long have you two been together? 295 00:13:43,471 --> 00:13:44,722 Oh, I don't really want to say. 296 00:13:44,806 --> 00:13:46,307 Um, and I... 297 00:13:46,391 --> 00:13:48,476 I actually think we might break up soon. 298 00:13:49,727 --> 00:13:51,688 Lucas, my baby! 299 00:13:51,813 --> 00:13:53,523 It's your mother! 300 00:13:53,648 --> 00:13:55,984 Lucas, my baby! It's your husband! 301 00:13:56,067 --> 00:13:57,986 Yeah, we're done. 302 00:13:58,111 --> 00:13:59,320 Let's go. 303 00:14:03,992 --> 00:14:05,618 It's right here on the left. 304 00:14:08,329 --> 00:14:10,832 Thank you so much for the ride. 305 00:14:10,957 --> 00:14:12,208 You got it. 306 00:14:26,097 --> 00:14:29,058 Oh, my God. 307 00:14:29,183 --> 00:14:31,853 - Cary... - I... I'm not here to be weird, I swear. 308 00:14:31,936 --> 00:14:35,190 I just, uh... could we, uh... 309 00:14:35,315 --> 00:14:39,485 could we talk somewhere in private? 310 00:14:45,617 --> 00:14:48,912 God, this house is so pretty. 311 00:14:49,037 --> 00:14:50,872 I know. 312 00:14:50,997 --> 00:14:52,373 So sad she's a Republican. 313 00:14:52,498 --> 00:14:53,708 Wait, did she charge you again? 314 00:14:53,833 --> 00:14:56,294 Yup, and added, like, a laundry fee 315 00:14:56,377 --> 00:14:57,962 'cause I think she just assumes 316 00:14:58,046 --> 00:14:59,672 we're doing anal on all of her beds. 317 00:14:59,756 --> 00:15:01,549 - Mm. - Which... 318 00:15:04,677 --> 00:15:09,015 So, uh, congrats on the Oscar buzz. 319 00:15:09,098 --> 00:15:10,683 When do you shoot? 320 00:15:10,767 --> 00:15:12,560 Like, now? 321 00:15:12,685 --> 00:15:14,604 Well, that was the plan, yes. 322 00:15:14,729 --> 00:15:18,316 But I'm... I'm not gonna do that anymore. 323 00:15:19,776 --> 00:15:20,818 Which is why I'm here. 324 00:15:20,902 --> 00:15:24,239 I... I don't... 325 00:15:24,322 --> 00:15:25,573 I don't care about work. 326 00:15:25,698 --> 00:15:27,742 I... I'm trying not to care about work 327 00:15:27,825 --> 00:15:30,119 as much, starting now, 328 00:15:30,245 --> 00:15:34,791 'cause I think it's... fully killing me. 329 00:15:35,833 --> 00:15:40,755 It's just... it's everything I wanted for so long, 330 00:15:40,880 --> 00:15:42,215 or I thought I wanted. 331 00:15:42,298 --> 00:15:43,758 I don't even know what all I wanted, I just... 332 00:15:43,883 --> 00:15:45,552 You wanted to be the most famous actor in the world 333 00:15:45,635 --> 00:15:48,221 so everyone would love you and be impressed by you 334 00:15:48,304 --> 00:15:49,556 but also scared of you, 335 00:15:49,639 --> 00:15:51,182 and they'd never judge you in any way 336 00:15:51,266 --> 00:15:54,185 'cause they were too constantly in awe of you. 337 00:15:54,269 --> 00:15:56,271 It's what we all wanted. 338 00:15:56,396 --> 00:15:59,691 But then I... I don't know, I just... 339 00:15:59,774 --> 00:16:02,318 now I just don't have anything else, 340 00:16:02,443 --> 00:16:05,446 any friends, or I... 341 00:16:05,530 --> 00:16:07,657 I never had any friends, actually, except for you. 342 00:16:07,782 --> 00:16:10,243 So I'm not doing the movie this week. 343 00:16:10,326 --> 00:16:12,120 I just want to be here with you 344 00:16:12,245 --> 00:16:14,581 in this homophobic woman's beautiful house, 345 00:16:14,664 --> 00:16:16,457 like I have been for the past ten years, 346 00:16:16,541 --> 00:16:17,876 and just fix things. 347 00:16:17,959 --> 00:16:20,670 Like, I want to know what you're up to again. 348 00:16:20,795 --> 00:16:22,839 Like, you have a boyfriend now? 349 00:16:24,966 --> 00:16:26,801 Yes, the rumors are true. 350 00:16:31,055 --> 00:16:33,308 I really appreciate this. 351 00:16:33,391 --> 00:16:36,769 And was, like, hoping for it. 352 00:16:36,853 --> 00:16:38,688 'Cause I was starting to worry that you were gonna be 353 00:16:38,813 --> 00:16:42,692 one of those friends that I just had for a time. 354 00:16:42,817 --> 00:16:48,198 And I... I didn't want you to be a friend for a time. 355 00:16:50,783 --> 00:16:52,619 So thank you. 356 00:16:52,702 --> 00:16:55,496 But I just, um... 357 00:16:55,580 --> 00:16:58,082 I don't think I can have you stay, though. 358 00:16:58,166 --> 00:17:00,460 Oh, I... 359 00:17:00,543 --> 00:17:01,961 I won't be shitty, I promise. 360 00:17:02,045 --> 00:17:04,588 I won't talk about me. I won't talk about work. 361 00:17:04,672 --> 00:17:05,882 - I just... - No, I know. 362 00:17:06,007 --> 00:17:10,094 It's just, you were kind of shitty to my friends too. 363 00:17:10,178 --> 00:17:15,391 And I feel like you owe not just me an apology. 364 00:17:15,516 --> 00:17:16,976 And it's really my boyfriend's birthday too, 365 00:17:17,059 --> 00:17:21,022 and so it's like a co-thing, and I'm just... 366 00:17:21,105 --> 00:17:22,981 nervous to change the vibes. 367 00:17:23,066 --> 00:17:24,400 Oof. Yeah. 368 00:17:24,526 --> 00:17:26,528 Tough hearing you being somewhere 369 00:17:26,611 --> 00:17:28,988 will change the vibes. 370 00:17:29,072 --> 00:17:30,406 I'm sorry. Was that too rude? 371 00:17:30,532 --> 00:17:32,492 I'm truly not trying to kick a friend out. 372 00:17:32,575 --> 00:17:36,538 - No, it's fine. I... I would change the vibes. 373 00:17:37,789 --> 00:17:41,459 So we'll just 374 00:17:41,543 --> 00:17:43,711 pick this up later? 375 00:17:43,836 --> 00:17:44,879 Yeah. 376 00:17:44,963 --> 00:17:46,839 I mean, I feel like I should just 377 00:17:46,923 --> 00:17:48,550 kiss you passionately in the rain 378 00:17:48,633 --> 00:17:50,051 and take you right back, but... 379 00:17:51,803 --> 00:17:54,472 It's just not 100% the move for me right now. 380 00:17:54,556 --> 00:17:56,057 Yeah, no. It's your call. 381 00:17:56,140 --> 00:18:00,645 I mean, I'm here in a month or in a year or what... 382 00:18:00,728 --> 00:18:02,564 Thanks. 383 00:18:02,647 --> 00:18:04,816 It won't be a year. 384 00:18:07,151 --> 00:18:10,780 And since you came all this way, I can, um... 385 00:18:10,905 --> 00:18:12,740 I can at least show you a picture 386 00:18:12,866 --> 00:18:14,492 of my boyfriend's dick before you go. 387 00:18:14,576 --> 00:18:16,953 Okay. Good. Yes. I would take that. 388 00:18:17,078 --> 00:18:18,413 Here. 389 00:18:18,496 --> 00:18:20,248 I know. 390 00:18:20,373 --> 00:18:21,916 It's so thick. 391 00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:23,209 Is it on sideways? 392 00:18:23,293 --> 00:18:24,627 Yes, basically. 393 00:18:24,752 --> 00:18:26,254 Wow. 394 00:18:26,379 --> 00:18:27,714 - I like the pose too. - Thank you. 395 00:18:27,797 --> 00:18:29,549 - Nice pose. - I know. It was... 396 00:18:29,632 --> 00:18:31,676 - He's showing it off. - Yes, exactly. 397 00:18:31,759 --> 00:18:35,763 We took, like, 50 of them. 398 00:18:49,694 --> 00:18:51,446 - Oh. Hey, Mac. - Cary. 399 00:18:51,529 --> 00:18:53,740 - Uh, hey. So I, um... - Hey. 400 00:18:53,823 --> 00:18:56,451 I have some insane news about the movie. 401 00:18:56,576 --> 00:18:58,661 Uh, Kelly Reichardt wants to direct. 402 00:18:58,786 --> 00:19:03,082 Also, Harry Styles is in as the love interest. 403 00:19:03,166 --> 00:19:04,709 Wait, what? 404 00:19:04,792 --> 00:19:07,128 - So... sorry, is this real? - Yeah. 405 00:19:07,212 --> 00:19:09,631 He says he wants another stab at playing gay. 406 00:19:09,714 --> 00:19:11,883 He really thinks he can get it right this time. 407 00:19:11,966 --> 00:19:14,177 Anyway, they all want to get drinks tonight. 408 00:19:14,302 --> 00:19:16,971 Oh, and you can let your mom off the financing hook. 409 00:19:17,096 --> 00:19:18,973 I mean, with you three, the money's rolling in. 410 00:19:19,057 --> 00:19:21,684 Whoa. Uh, this is insane. Um... 411 00:19:21,809 --> 00:19:23,519 And it's tight, but we can 412 00:19:23,645 --> 00:19:25,021 fit this in before "WindWeaver." 413 00:19:25,146 --> 00:19:28,149 So yeah. It's all happening, Cary. 414 00:19:28,274 --> 00:19:33,446 This could be your Academy Award. 415 00:19:36,950 --> 00:19:39,077 And I want to say thank you to our entire crew. 416 00:19:39,160 --> 00:19:41,287 You know who you are, which is the only reason 417 00:19:41,371 --> 00:19:43,665 I'm not saying your names, because I do know them. 418 00:19:43,790 --> 00:19:45,750 God, this is so insane. 419 00:19:45,833 --> 00:19:47,293 Am I really not imagining this? 420 00:19:47,377 --> 00:19:50,004 Like, how is no one stopping this? 421 00:19:50,129 --> 00:19:51,631 Okay. 422 00:19:51,714 --> 00:19:53,007 I also want to say, 423 00:19:53,091 --> 00:19:55,009 to every young girl watching this, 424 00:19:55,093 --> 00:19:57,971 that this award is proof, once and for all, 425 00:19:58,054 --> 00:19:59,514 that I am good! 426 00:19:59,639 --> 00:20:01,349 Whoo, Brookie! 427 00:20:01,474 --> 00:20:02,725 Is everyone really seeing this? 428 00:20:02,850 --> 00:20:05,353 Like, I cannot believe no one's stop... 429 00:20:05,436 --> 00:20:06,896 Okay, I'm gonna stop you. 430 00:20:07,021 --> 00:20:09,774 Um, first off, your speech can only be 30 seconds. 431 00:20:09,858 --> 00:20:12,360 And how long was it so far? Like, 40, 45? 432 00:20:12,443 --> 00:20:14,654 - It's been 25 1/2 minutes. - Oh. 433 00:20:14,737 --> 00:20:16,447 Second, I wouldn't pepper the whole thing with, 434 00:20:16,531 --> 00:20:18,074 "Why is no one stopping this?" 435 00:20:18,199 --> 00:20:20,743 - Feels odd to the listener. - I know. I'm just nervous. 436 00:20:20,869 --> 00:20:22,871 Because once you start getting attention for being good, 437 00:20:22,954 --> 00:20:24,372 that's when people come for you. 438 00:20:24,455 --> 00:20:26,875 - When people come for you? - Yes. 439 00:20:26,958 --> 00:20:28,668 Don't you remember when Jameela Jamil launched 440 00:20:28,751 --> 00:20:30,712 that body positivity app, and then everyone accused her 441 00:20:30,795 --> 00:20:32,422 of lying about being attacked by bees? 442 00:20:32,547 --> 00:20:34,340 I do not remember one part of that. 443 00:20:34,424 --> 00:20:36,009 I just... 444 00:20:36,092 --> 00:20:38,386 I really don't want this award taken away from me. 445 00:20:38,511 --> 00:20:40,221 Brooke, no one is coming for you 446 00:20:40,346 --> 00:20:42,181 in the next 30 minutes, okay? 447 00:20:42,265 --> 00:20:43,433 I promise. 448 00:20:43,558 --> 00:20:45,393 30 minutes till deadline. 449 00:20:45,518 --> 00:20:47,395 This article's gonna take you down. 450 00:20:47,520 --> 00:20:49,480 Yep. I am coming for you, girl. 451 00:20:51,566 --> 00:20:54,652 Reminder to all guests, our ceremony will begin 452 00:20:54,736 --> 00:20:56,571 in 15 minutes... God, this is so legit. 453 00:20:56,654 --> 00:20:58,156 I mean, yeah. It's the Emmys. 454 00:20:58,239 --> 00:20:59,324 No, it's not. 455 00:20:59,407 --> 00:21:00,909 - Okay, Pat. - Yeah. 456 00:21:00,992 --> 00:21:03,286 You're gonna head to that first camera with AP. 457 00:21:03,411 --> 00:21:04,787 Okay. 458 00:21:04,913 --> 00:21:06,831 Chase, you're at the second one with Reuters. 459 00:21:06,915 --> 00:21:08,291 - All right. - And, Brooke, we have you 460 00:21:08,416 --> 00:21:11,127 at the third cam with Judy from peabodys.com. 461 00:21:11,252 --> 00:21:13,421 Sorry, what exactly is Judy gonna ask me? 462 00:21:13,504 --> 00:21:16,257 'Cause I'd sort of rather go straight to getting my award. 463 00:21:16,382 --> 00:21:18,426 You know, have it in my hands. 464 00:21:18,551 --> 00:21:20,470 No! It's your night. 465 00:21:20,595 --> 00:21:22,680 You gotta do the carpet first. 466 00:21:22,764 --> 00:21:24,766 Fuck. This is where it ends for me. 467 00:21:24,849 --> 00:21:26,142 I mean, look at this Judy woman. 468 00:21:26,267 --> 00:21:28,102 She is just waiting to nail me to the cross. 469 00:21:28,186 --> 00:21:29,771 But what cross? And for what sin? 470 00:21:29,854 --> 00:21:31,314 Like, I know I'm bad, but how? 471 00:21:31,439 --> 00:21:32,607 And who told her? Was it you? 472 00:21:32,732 --> 00:21:34,526 Oh, my God, Brooke. Get a grip. 473 00:21:34,609 --> 00:21:36,528 This is all based on literally nothing. 474 00:21:36,611 --> 00:21:38,279 You're good, you made something good, 475 00:21:38,363 --> 00:21:39,781 and you deserve this. 476 00:21:39,906 --> 00:21:43,284 Now go. 477 00:21:43,368 --> 00:21:45,286 God, you are so not good. 478 00:21:45,411 --> 00:21:46,913 And now everyone will know. 479 00:21:46,996 --> 00:21:48,957 You do not deserve a Peabody. 480 00:21:49,040 --> 00:21:50,500 That's for sure. 481 00:21:50,625 --> 00:21:53,962 And posted. 482 00:21:57,757 --> 00:21:59,133 - Brooke! - Mm-hmm. 483 00:21:59,217 --> 00:22:00,593 Thanks for chatting. I'll make this quick. 484 00:22:00,677 --> 00:22:01,970 I only have one question. 485 00:22:02,095 --> 00:22:03,805 And it's about something I just read online, 486 00:22:03,930 --> 00:22:05,473 actually, moments ago. 487 00:22:05,598 --> 00:22:06,975 Online? 488 00:22:07,100 --> 00:22:08,309 About me? 489 00:22:08,393 --> 00:22:09,435 Moments ago? 490 00:22:09,519 --> 00:22:11,312 Uh-huh. 491 00:22:11,396 --> 00:22:12,564 I read... 492 00:22:12,647 --> 00:22:14,190 That you... 493 00:22:14,315 --> 00:22:16,860 You, you, you, you. 494 00:22:16,985 --> 00:22:20,029 Used to date People's Sexiest Man Alive? 495 00:22:20,154 --> 00:22:22,031 Is that true? 496 00:22:22,156 --> 00:22:23,156 Oh. 497 00:22:23,199 --> 00:22:24,199 Oh, my God. 498 00:22:24,242 --> 00:22:25,493 Yes! 499 00:22:25,577 --> 00:22:27,161 Which makes sense, 'cause we are both 500 00:22:27,245 --> 00:22:28,663 unimpeachable sweeties. 501 00:22:28,746 --> 00:22:30,081 Perfect in every way. 502 00:22:30,164 --> 00:22:31,165 So true. 503 00:22:31,249 --> 00:22:33,710 Anyway, enjoy your night. 504 00:22:33,835 --> 00:22:35,336 Really? That's it? 505 00:22:35,461 --> 00:22:38,172 Like, next stop, I go win a "Peadbody" on national TV? 506 00:22:38,256 --> 00:22:40,091 Well, peabodys.com. 507 00:22:40,174 --> 00:22:41,843 But yes. 508 00:22:41,968 --> 00:22:44,470 Okay. Well, hell yeah, Judy! 509 00:22:44,554 --> 00:22:47,056 Whew. Guess everything's fine. 510 00:22:47,181 --> 00:22:49,350 And now I finally get to accept an award 511 00:22:49,475 --> 00:22:51,936 that proves that I am good. 512 00:22:52,020 --> 00:22:54,355 Now, Chase, I do have to ask you 513 00:22:54,439 --> 00:22:56,149 about a pretty scathing article 514 00:22:56,232 --> 00:22:58,526 that actually just came out about you... 515 00:22:58,610 --> 00:22:59,610 What? 516 00:22:59,611 --> 00:23:01,446 And posted. 517 00:23:03,323 --> 00:23:05,158 God, you are so not good. 518 00:23:05,241 --> 00:23:07,368 That accuses you of winning a Peabody 519 00:23:07,452 --> 00:23:10,205 for a mental health special while exploiting people 520 00:23:10,330 --> 00:23:12,290 struggling with mental health to sell albums. 521 00:23:12,373 --> 00:23:14,709 And, Pat, I also have to ask about an article 522 00:23:14,792 --> 00:23:16,377 just posted about you... 523 00:23:16,461 --> 00:23:18,171 - Huh? - both: And posted. 524 00:23:19,756 --> 00:23:22,217 You do not deserve a Peabody. That's for sure. 525 00:23:22,300 --> 00:23:23,885 Regarding since-deleted tweets 526 00:23:23,968 --> 00:23:26,429 which were screenshotted and paint you 527 00:23:26,554 --> 00:23:30,058 as a classist elitist with a disdain for small-town America. 528 00:23:30,183 --> 00:23:31,226 Oh, fuck. 529 00:23:31,309 --> 00:23:33,019 So what do you say to all this? 530 00:23:33,102 --> 00:23:34,520 - Uh... - Oh, well... 531 00:23:34,604 --> 00:23:36,064 No. Okay. No, sorry. We have to go. 532 00:23:36,189 --> 00:23:37,565 Thank you. We're done here. Let's go. 533 00:23:37,690 --> 00:23:38,690 - But I... excuse me... - Walk. 534 00:23:38,733 --> 00:23:39,901 - Sorry. - Walk. Walk. 535 00:23:39,984 --> 00:23:41,236 Here we go. Here we go. 536 00:23:41,361 --> 00:23:43,154 Don't say anything to any-fucking-one. 537 00:23:43,238 --> 00:23:44,989 Ladies and gentlemen, the moment you've been 538 00:23:45,073 --> 00:23:46,783 waiting for is almost here. 539 00:23:46,908 --> 00:23:48,243 Our ceremony will begin... 540 00:23:48,326 --> 00:23:50,370 Shit! Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit. 541 00:23:50,453 --> 00:23:51,704 What now? What happens now? 542 00:23:51,788 --> 00:23:53,581 Hey, can you guys clear? Thank you. 543 00:23:53,706 --> 00:23:54,874 Jesus, Pat. 544 00:23:54,958 --> 00:23:56,918 You tweeted all this about Ohio? 545 00:23:57,043 --> 00:23:58,586 "These people should be in jail 546 00:23:58,711 --> 00:24:00,255 for what their houses look like. 547 00:24:00,380 --> 00:24:02,924 Thank God I don't think this shit looks good still." 548 00:24:03,007 --> 00:24:04,425 "Everything we ate was awful." 549 00:24:04,509 --> 00:24:06,678 Mom, you can't say this shit about your base. 550 00:24:06,761 --> 00:24:08,846 God, you're worse on social media than Cary. 551 00:24:08,930 --> 00:24:10,098 - What? - Whoa. 552 00:24:10,181 --> 00:24:11,474 - Take that back. - Hey, now. 553 00:24:11,599 --> 00:24:13,059 We're all on the same team here. 554 00:24:13,142 --> 00:24:14,936 Okay. You're right. I'm sorry. That was too far. 555 00:24:15,019 --> 00:24:17,063 Just tell me, what the fuck do Chase and I do, Brooke? 556 00:24:17,146 --> 00:24:18,523 Maybe we could each do a Notes app apology. 557 00:24:18,606 --> 00:24:20,191 Like, I could write, uh, "Sorry for using 558 00:24:20,275 --> 00:24:22,151 mental health to sell albums," and then, you know... 559 00:24:22,277 --> 00:24:24,946 Chase, have you ever seen a Notes app apology work? 560 00:24:25,029 --> 00:24:27,782 I swear to God, if I see you so much as open Notes app, 561 00:24:27,866 --> 00:24:29,826 - I will break your fingers. - Jeez. Okay. 562 00:24:29,951 --> 00:24:31,286 Well, I just got a text from marketing. 563 00:24:31,411 --> 00:24:33,037 Some advertisers want to pull their commercials 564 00:24:33,121 --> 00:24:35,039 'cause Pat's no longer in line with their brand. 565 00:24:35,123 --> 00:24:37,000 Oh, no. The ship's going down. 566 00:24:37,125 --> 00:24:38,585 The ship is going down. 567 00:24:38,668 --> 00:24:41,004 So far, she's gotten emails from Kohl's, Target, 568 00:24:41,129 --> 00:24:43,047 and the people at Princess Diana Commemorative Coins. 569 00:24:43,131 --> 00:24:45,008 Shit, if Commemorative Coins pulls out, 570 00:24:45,133 --> 00:24:47,302 we just, what, won't have commercials? 571 00:24:47,385 --> 00:24:48,636 And great, 572 00:24:48,720 --> 00:24:50,096 now Lawrence O'Donnell has the story. 573 00:24:50,179 --> 00:24:52,181 Why does the full news care about this? 574 00:24:52,307 --> 00:24:54,058 And they sent a news van here. 575 00:24:54,142 --> 00:24:55,560 They're asking if I want to go on 576 00:24:55,643 --> 00:24:56,978 and give a statement for Chase. 577 00:24:57,061 --> 00:24:58,688 Pat, I can talk for you too, if you want. 578 00:24:58,813 --> 00:25:00,023 Fuck, all my fans are now posting 579 00:25:00,148 --> 00:25:01,649 angry videos about me on Instagram. 580 00:25:01,733 --> 00:25:04,527 And all my fans are trying to but don't know how. 581 00:25:04,652 --> 00:25:05,653 Oh, wait. Here's one. 582 00:25:05,737 --> 00:25:06,737 I just wanted to say, 583 00:25:06,738 --> 00:25:07,864 I have always been 584 00:25:07,989 --> 00:25:10,033 a huge fan of Pat's, so... 585 00:25:10,158 --> 00:25:11,910 I even met her once in New York. 586 00:25:11,993 --> 00:25:15,121 So reading those tweets was... 587 00:25:15,205 --> 00:25:17,373 very hurtful. 588 00:25:17,498 --> 00:25:20,710 I just... I always thought that she was just like me. 589 00:25:20,835 --> 00:25:24,756 And now... I don't. 590 00:25:24,839 --> 00:25:26,591 Oh. Uh, sorry. 591 00:25:26,674 --> 00:25:27,842 The tree people are here. 592 00:25:29,719 --> 00:25:31,930 Brookie, I feel like I can't breathe. 593 00:25:32,013 --> 00:25:33,389 I never meant to... 594 00:25:33,514 --> 00:25:35,642 and Lisa was so nice. 595 00:25:35,725 --> 00:25:37,435 Oh, Mom. I'm so fucking sorry. I... 596 00:25:37,518 --> 00:25:39,395 God, now everyone hates me again? 597 00:25:39,520 --> 00:25:41,439 Like, everyone in the world is just gonna think I'm bad 598 00:25:41,522 --> 00:25:42,690 - and hate me again? - Okay... 599 00:25:42,815 --> 00:25:44,150 - Like, I can't do this. - Okay, no. 600 00:25:44,234 --> 00:25:45,527 It's not healthy to look at this. 601 00:25:45,610 --> 00:25:46,736 Gimme. Give me your phones. 602 00:25:46,861 --> 00:25:48,446 Shit. We lost another one. 603 00:25:48,530 --> 00:25:50,365 "We at Big Lots were sickened to learn"... 604 00:25:50,448 --> 00:25:52,242 Oh, shut up, Big Lots. You sell piss and shit. 605 00:25:52,367 --> 00:25:54,118 Also, this is a family crisis, Melanie. 606 00:25:54,202 --> 00:25:56,704 Can you go wait outside? And make sure no one comes in. 607 00:25:56,829 --> 00:25:58,081 Fuck! 608 00:25:58,206 --> 00:25:59,582 I also just got an email from iTunes. 609 00:25:59,707 --> 00:26:01,209 - What? - What? 610 00:26:01,334 --> 00:26:03,044 "A new episode of 'Potomac' is ready for download." 611 00:26:03,169 --> 00:26:04,921 Oh. Okay. So that'll be nice after all this. 612 00:26:05,046 --> 00:26:07,715 Focus, people! This is a disaster. 613 00:26:07,799 --> 00:26:10,510 Your whole personas are being good little sweeties, 614 00:26:10,593 --> 00:26:12,095 and you fucked it up. 615 00:26:12,220 --> 00:26:13,888 I mean, this could end your careers. 616 00:26:13,972 --> 00:26:17,642 Sorry, this is rude timing, and I obviously stand with you. 617 00:26:17,725 --> 00:26:20,103 I'm just gonna go check you can still win a "Peadbody" 618 00:26:20,228 --> 00:26:22,855 for being good if your other EPs have been 619 00:26:22,939 --> 00:26:24,274 publicly disgraced. 620 00:26:24,399 --> 00:26:25,400 Oh, God. 621 00:26:25,483 --> 00:26:27,235 There must be something we can do. 622 00:26:27,360 --> 00:26:29,112 Honestly, in a situation like this, 623 00:26:29,237 --> 00:26:31,739 there's only ever one way to get through it. 624 00:26:31,865 --> 00:26:33,241 You need a fall guy. 625 00:26:33,366 --> 00:26:35,076 - Oh, Streetie. - No, Streeter. That'd be sad. 626 00:26:35,159 --> 00:26:36,744 Hey, what? No, hey. What? 627 00:26:36,828 --> 00:26:38,162 She didn't say it needed to be me. 628 00:26:38,246 --> 00:26:40,039 It could just as easily be Brooke. 629 00:26:40,123 --> 00:26:43,084 Wait, I think Brooke is doing it. 630 00:26:43,209 --> 00:26:44,544 - What? - Oh. 631 00:26:44,627 --> 00:26:46,129 - Oh, my God. - What? 632 00:26:46,254 --> 00:26:47,255 Unmute it. Unmute it. 633 00:26:47,380 --> 00:26:49,090 So what you're saying is, 634 00:26:49,215 --> 00:26:50,967 your clients did not write these tweets? 635 00:26:51,092 --> 00:26:52,635 Of course not. 636 00:26:52,760 --> 00:26:54,929 They didn't even know about them until tonight. 637 00:26:55,054 --> 00:26:57,098 I'm their manager. I run their Twitter. 638 00:26:57,181 --> 00:26:59,684 So it was your idea to offer free therapy 639 00:26:59,767 --> 00:27:01,436 to sell ChaseDreams albums, 640 00:27:01,561 --> 00:27:03,646 a move the Mental Health Institute has called 641 00:27:03,771 --> 00:27:05,398 grossly self-serving? 642 00:27:05,481 --> 00:27:06,441 Yes. 643 00:27:06,441 --> 00:27:07,775 Chase actually told me not to. 644 00:27:07,859 --> 00:27:09,277 He's a good kid. 645 00:27:09,402 --> 00:27:11,196 He would never do something like this. 646 00:27:11,279 --> 00:27:12,947 Same with my mom. I mean, people really think 647 00:27:13,031 --> 00:27:14,490 Pat Dubek talks like that? 648 00:27:14,616 --> 00:27:16,743 "I'm so effing bored. How much longer"... 649 00:27:16,826 --> 00:27:18,620 - Oh, my God, Brookie. - "Do I have to do this for?" 650 00:27:18,703 --> 00:27:19,787 Damn, she didn't even flinch. 651 00:27:19,871 --> 00:27:21,456 Like, that is my voice. 652 00:27:21,539 --> 00:27:23,249 I'm a full bitch, 24/7. 653 00:27:23,333 --> 00:27:24,626 Ask anyone. 654 00:27:24,751 --> 00:27:26,252 Or, uh, please don't. 655 00:27:26,336 --> 00:27:27,795 - But you get the point. - Wow. 656 00:27:27,921 --> 00:27:29,464 This is so... so nice of her. 657 00:27:29,547 --> 00:27:30,924 Well, you know, for the record, 658 00:27:31,007 --> 00:27:32,007 I would have done this too. 659 00:27:32,091 --> 00:27:33,301 - Eventually. - No! 660 00:27:33,426 --> 00:27:36,471 No, this isn't fair that Brookie is taking credit for all of this. 661 00:27:36,554 --> 00:27:39,349 So to reiterate, every screenshotted tweet was you? 662 00:27:39,474 --> 00:27:42,018 So you were the one who tweeted, 663 00:27:42,143 --> 00:27:43,853 "I know we're not together anymore, 664 00:27:43,978 --> 00:27:47,440 but I wanted to say, I miss you and your bleep. 665 00:27:47,524 --> 00:27:50,068 God, I miss your big, fat bleep"? 666 00:27:50,151 --> 00:27:52,278 Oh. Uh... 667 00:27:52,362 --> 00:27:54,614 That's... hadn't seen those. 668 00:27:54,697 --> 00:27:58,034 So new screenshots just keep on rolling in. 669 00:27:58,159 --> 00:27:59,911 But yes, sure. Yes. 670 00:27:59,994 --> 00:28:02,497 Because a lot of people say they time up perfectly 671 00:28:02,622 --> 00:28:05,833 with Pat's very public breakup from Streeter Peters. 672 00:28:05,959 --> 00:28:07,335 No, I was... 673 00:28:08,336 --> 00:28:10,964 Also going through a breakup at that time. 674 00:28:11,047 --> 00:28:14,884 So those were to my ex, Lance Arroyo. 675 00:28:15,009 --> 00:28:17,971 And he does have a big, fat... bleep. 676 00:28:18,054 --> 00:28:19,430 Okay. You know, Pat's right. 677 00:28:19,514 --> 00:28:21,307 It's not fair for Lance to take credit for this. 678 00:28:21,391 --> 00:28:24,561 Well, we reached out to Mr. Arroyo for comment. 679 00:28:24,686 --> 00:28:26,688 - Oh. - And he did fully corroborate 680 00:28:26,813 --> 00:28:29,691 receiving all those texts from you. 681 00:28:29,816 --> 00:28:30,816 Oh. 682 00:28:30,817 --> 00:28:33,027 Well... see? 683 00:28:33,111 --> 00:28:36,197 So bottom line, this is my mom and brother, 684 00:28:36,281 --> 00:28:38,408 and I cannot let this ruin their lives, 685 00:28:38,533 --> 00:28:40,952 especially when I'm to blame. 686 00:28:41,035 --> 00:28:42,996 I'm an embarrassment to my family 687 00:28:43,079 --> 00:28:44,706 and in no way represent them. 688 00:28:44,831 --> 00:28:46,249 And you won't have to. 689 00:28:46,374 --> 00:28:48,418 Because I'm seeing now, your mother and brother 690 00:28:48,543 --> 00:28:51,296 - have both tweeted a statement. - What? 691 00:28:51,379 --> 00:28:52,755 How do they have a statement from me? 692 00:28:52,881 --> 00:28:54,090 I didn't give them a statement. 693 00:28:54,215 --> 00:28:55,758 Yeah, yeah. Brooke has our phones. 694 00:28:55,884 --> 00:28:57,802 Like, everyone in the world is just gonna think I'm bad 695 00:28:57,886 --> 00:28:59,095 and hate me again? 696 00:28:59,220 --> 00:29:00,221 - Like, I can't do this. - Okay, no. 697 00:29:00,346 --> 00:29:01,431 It's not healthy to look at this. 698 00:29:01,556 --> 00:29:02,640 - Give me your phones. - Shit. 699 00:29:02,724 --> 00:29:03,892 We lost another one. 700 00:29:03,975 --> 00:29:05,393 "We at Big Lots were sickened"... 701 00:29:05,476 --> 00:29:08,187 Wow. Smart girl. 702 00:29:08,271 --> 00:29:10,607 No, wait. It's, um, "Clever woman." 703 00:29:10,732 --> 00:29:12,150 - Streeter. - No. 704 00:29:12,233 --> 00:29:14,402 "That someone with such a snatched-ass bod 705 00:29:14,527 --> 00:29:16,321 "could do something like this. 706 00:29:16,404 --> 00:29:18,990 And we have decided to officially fire Brooke"... 707 00:29:19,073 --> 00:29:20,200 - What? - "As our manager." 708 00:29:20,283 --> 00:29:22,160 No! We can't let her do this. 709 00:29:22,243 --> 00:29:24,954 We have to stop her! 710 00:29:25,079 --> 00:29:27,040 - What the f... - Sorry, ma'am. 711 00:29:27,123 --> 00:29:28,583 Melanie, what are you doing? 712 00:29:28,666 --> 00:29:31,252 Just following orders, Mrs. Dubek. 713 00:29:33,796 --> 00:29:36,257 Okay, your real job, for old time's sake, 714 00:29:36,382 --> 00:29:38,468 is actually to make sure that no one comes out. 715 00:29:38,593 --> 00:29:40,470 Got it. 716 00:29:40,595 --> 00:29:42,305 And, Brooke, 717 00:29:42,430 --> 00:29:43,932 it's been a privilege. 718 00:29:45,725 --> 00:29:47,727 Wait, so this means Brooke was never leaving 719 00:29:47,810 --> 00:29:49,229 to see if she could still win a Peabody? 720 00:29:49,312 --> 00:29:51,272 Nope, she was just using the fact 721 00:29:51,356 --> 00:29:53,608 that she's famously selfish to trick you all. 722 00:29:53,733 --> 00:29:55,151 I mean, it's brilliant. 723 00:29:55,276 --> 00:29:57,529 And, Pat, Pat, there is a silver lining here. 724 00:29:57,612 --> 00:29:59,447 Both your kids did your dirty work. 725 00:29:59,531 --> 00:30:01,115 You wanted to pull out of Cary's movie. 726 00:30:01,241 --> 00:30:02,951 He did it for you. You wanted to fire Brooke. 727 00:30:03,034 --> 00:30:04,577 She did it for you too. 728 00:30:04,661 --> 00:30:06,788 I mean, it's actually a pretty fun day for you today, 729 00:30:06,871 --> 00:30:08,039 if you think about it. 730 00:30:08,122 --> 00:30:10,041 No! It can't happen like this. 731 00:30:10,124 --> 00:30:12,335 Shuli, give me your phone. 732 00:30:12,460 --> 00:30:15,171 "But in conclusion, there's Ukraine and stuff. 733 00:30:15,255 --> 00:30:17,799 So let's not just make the headline tonight, 734 00:30:17,924 --> 00:30:19,259 'Brooke Dubek is bad.'" 735 00:30:19,342 --> 00:30:20,802 Okay. You heard it here. 736 00:30:20,885 --> 00:30:22,804 Pat and Chase Dubek effectively saying, 737 00:30:22,929 --> 00:30:24,138 "Brooke Dubek is bad." 738 00:30:24,264 --> 00:30:25,807 No, that's literally the opposite of... 739 00:30:25,932 --> 00:30:27,892 Oh. Uh... 740 00:30:27,976 --> 00:30:30,144 sorry, Lawrence, I have to take this. 741 00:30:30,228 --> 00:30:33,314 - Hello? - Insane energy to answer a call on the news, 742 00:30:33,398 --> 00:30:35,775 but we'll just cut away and keep talking about you. 743 00:30:35,859 --> 00:30:37,193 Brookie! 744 00:30:37,318 --> 00:30:38,987 Listen, I really don't want you to do this. 745 00:30:39,112 --> 00:30:40,405 I mean, what about your job? 746 00:30:40,488 --> 00:30:42,490 And now the literal chyron on the news says, 747 00:30:42,615 --> 00:30:45,243 "Brooke Dubek is bad," when it was me. 748 00:30:45,326 --> 00:30:47,120 I was bad. 749 00:30:47,203 --> 00:30:49,455 It's fine. No big. 750 00:30:49,539 --> 00:30:53,001 I do not care what people think about me, so... 751 00:30:53,084 --> 00:30:54,335 But, honey, they're even taking 752 00:30:54,460 --> 00:30:56,838 - the Peabody away from you now. - What? 753 00:30:56,921 --> 00:31:00,174 "Her conduct simply unbefitting the Peabody Awards. 754 00:31:00,258 --> 00:31:01,968 "Also, if you listen closely, 755 00:31:02,051 --> 00:31:05,555 we think she's been saying 'Peadbodys' this whole time?" 756 00:31:05,680 --> 00:31:07,181 Is it not? 757 00:31:07,265 --> 00:31:12,437 Well, I don't give a fuck about a friggin' Peabody. 758 00:31:12,520 --> 00:31:14,480 - Whatevs. - And don't worry, Pat. 759 00:31:14,564 --> 00:31:16,691 Brooke is gonna be fine, job-wise. 760 00:31:16,816 --> 00:31:18,526 I mean, I've already gotten tons of emails 761 00:31:18,610 --> 00:31:20,528 from people who want Brooke to represent them. 762 00:31:20,653 --> 00:31:23,239 - Oh, really? You have? - Yes. 763 00:31:23,364 --> 00:31:26,367 And remember, this is what you wanted... 764 00:31:26,451 --> 00:31:28,077 to have your kids back. 765 00:31:28,161 --> 00:31:30,079 "We are disappointed in Brooke. 766 00:31:30,205 --> 00:31:31,915 - We think"... - Brooke. Brooke. 767 00:31:32,040 --> 00:31:34,709 Brookie, I just... well, I just want to say, like, we... 768 00:31:34,834 --> 00:31:36,044 we really appreciate this. 769 00:31:36,169 --> 00:31:37,962 It just means the absolute world. 770 00:31:38,046 --> 00:31:39,339 Yeah, thank... thank you so much, Brooke. 771 00:31:39,422 --> 00:31:40,715 Yeah, thank you, Brooke. 772 00:31:40,798 --> 00:31:42,050 And, you know, maybe we can all go get 773 00:31:42,175 --> 00:31:43,176 dinner next week or something. 774 00:31:43,259 --> 00:31:44,594 Cary too. 775 00:31:44,719 --> 00:31:45,719 Sure. 776 00:31:45,762 --> 00:31:48,932 I'm... totally free. 777 00:31:49,057 --> 00:31:51,351 - Ladies and gentlemen... - Oh. Okay, we gotta go. 778 00:31:51,434 --> 00:31:53,061 Ceremony's starting. Let's go. Let's go. 779 00:31:53,186 --> 00:31:54,562 - Uh, wait, Streeter. - Yep. 780 00:31:54,646 --> 00:31:57,941 Have you really been getting emails about me? 781 00:31:58,066 --> 00:31:59,567 Oh. Uh, no. Of course not. 782 00:31:59,692 --> 00:32:02,195 - Oh. - But I will. Soon. 783 00:32:29,931 --> 00:32:31,933 Ugh. 784 00:32:48,908 --> 00:32:53,454 Thanks for helping me look like full dogshit to the world tonight. 785 00:32:53,538 --> 00:32:55,874 You got it, dude. 786 00:32:57,458 --> 00:33:01,963 I've just been trying so hard to... 787 00:33:02,088 --> 00:33:04,799 look at this shit. 788 00:33:04,883 --> 00:33:07,635 Meanwhile, congrats on being famously good. 789 00:33:07,760 --> 00:33:10,597 I cannot believe that "People" just came 790 00:33:10,680 --> 00:33:14,309 to your hospital and asked you to be on the cover. 791 00:33:14,434 --> 00:33:16,811 But congrats. I'm... 792 00:33:18,855 --> 00:33:22,066 you deserve it. 793 00:33:22,150 --> 00:33:23,985 Are you joking? 794 00:33:24,068 --> 00:33:27,530 I hired a publicist for that. 795 00:33:27,655 --> 00:33:30,491 - Wait, what? - No, I'm a nurse in the Bronx. 796 00:33:30,575 --> 00:33:32,368 You think I just got the cover of "People"? 797 00:33:32,493 --> 00:33:34,704 Come on, B. You know how shit works. 798 00:33:34,829 --> 00:33:35,914 Okay. Wait. 799 00:33:35,997 --> 00:33:38,416 I did think that you hired someone, 800 00:33:38,499 --> 00:33:40,251 but then Natalie and Victor said that... 801 00:33:40,335 --> 00:33:42,879 I sort of lied to Natalie and Victor 802 00:33:43,004 --> 00:33:45,340 'cause I was embarrassed. 803 00:33:45,423 --> 00:33:46,925 Okay. 804 00:33:47,008 --> 00:33:49,636 Don't be mad, but I really did feel crazy, 805 00:33:49,719 --> 00:33:54,265 so I kind of... broke into your email. 806 00:33:54,349 --> 00:33:57,018 I'm still signed in on your laptop? 807 00:33:57,143 --> 00:33:58,561 - Yes. - Huh. 808 00:33:58,686 --> 00:34:00,104 But I didn't find anything. 809 00:34:00,188 --> 00:34:02,565 And I searched everything I would type into an email 810 00:34:02,690 --> 00:34:05,443 to a publicist... "Sorry to bug, girl." 811 00:34:05,527 --> 00:34:07,278 "Not to be annoying, but"... 812 00:34:07,362 --> 00:34:09,489 I don't email like that, B. 813 00:34:09,572 --> 00:34:11,199 I just write, "Hi, Sharon," 814 00:34:11,324 --> 00:34:14,494 then succinctly ask for what I want. 815 00:34:14,577 --> 00:34:15,869 Oh, to be a straight man. 816 00:34:15,954 --> 00:34:17,204 You should look her up, though. 817 00:34:17,329 --> 00:34:21,333 She's dope. Sharon Haircut. 818 00:34:21,416 --> 00:34:23,586 Sorry. Um, her name is Sharon Haircut? 819 00:34:23,711 --> 00:34:26,965 Funny, huh? She should cut hair. 820 00:34:29,467 --> 00:34:34,681 Anyway, being a nurse is great, but... 821 00:34:34,764 --> 00:34:39,060 it's also fucking hard and dark 822 00:34:39,143 --> 00:34:40,728 and sometimes hella boring. 823 00:34:40,811 --> 00:34:44,691 Like, I watch somebody die every day 824 00:34:44,773 --> 00:34:46,400 and have so much paperwork. 825 00:34:46,525 --> 00:34:51,155 So I just wanted something for myself. 826 00:34:51,239 --> 00:34:55,743 I wanted to feel cool or hot, 827 00:34:55,827 --> 00:34:59,414 put on something other than scrubs. 828 00:34:59,539 --> 00:35:01,457 Lance, I... 829 00:35:01,583 --> 00:35:02,584 I'm so sorry. 830 00:35:02,667 --> 00:35:03,877 I mean, don't get me wrong. 831 00:35:03,960 --> 00:35:05,086 I rock scrubs. 832 00:35:05,211 --> 00:35:07,755 No, I... 833 00:35:07,839 --> 00:35:09,507 I'm sorry I didn't ask you about that stuff 834 00:35:09,591 --> 00:35:13,094 when we were together. I... 835 00:35:14,596 --> 00:35:18,433 God, I really fucked everything up. 836 00:35:19,642 --> 00:35:21,269 Yeah, you did, yo. 837 00:35:23,271 --> 00:35:26,649 You were just so in your head. 838 00:35:26,774 --> 00:35:31,404 And who cares if your job is dumb sometimes if you love it? 839 00:35:31,487 --> 00:35:33,615 And you're not saving lives, 840 00:35:33,740 --> 00:35:35,867 but I bet your mom was scared tonight. 841 00:35:35,950 --> 00:35:38,578 And Chase. 842 00:35:38,661 --> 00:35:40,079 And you were there. 843 00:35:44,626 --> 00:35:47,629 I was there. 844 00:35:47,754 --> 00:35:50,673 So what you're saying is, being a manager 845 00:35:50,798 --> 00:35:53,134 is as good as being a nurse. 846 00:35:53,259 --> 00:35:54,260 Hell yeah. 847 00:35:54,344 --> 00:35:57,263 That's how to look at it. 848 00:35:57,347 --> 00:36:01,809 Even though I'm not technically a manager anymore. 849 00:36:01,893 --> 00:36:04,938 Which is maybe a sign I'm not supposed to be? 850 00:36:05,021 --> 00:36:06,648 Hmm. 851 00:36:10,818 --> 00:36:14,822 I really do miss you, you know. 852 00:36:16,241 --> 00:36:17,575 And my big dick? 853 00:36:17,659 --> 00:36:20,078 Actually, I think it's smaller than Cary 854 00:36:20,161 --> 00:36:21,788 and Streeter's now. 855 00:36:26,334 --> 00:36:30,046 I miss you too, B. 856 00:36:30,171 --> 00:36:33,383 Every day. 857 00:36:33,508 --> 00:36:34,759 And I hate to cut this short, 858 00:36:34,842 --> 00:36:36,594 but I do have an overnight right now. 859 00:36:36,678 --> 00:36:38,638 Oh, yeah, no, that's... that's... uh, that's okay. 860 00:36:38,721 --> 00:36:41,641 I... but, um, if I... 861 00:36:41,724 --> 00:36:43,393 if I haven't fucked things up too much, 862 00:36:43,518 --> 00:36:49,518 do you think that we could maybe talk again, or... 863 00:36:52,151 --> 00:36:54,529 Yeah. Yeah, okay. Yeah. 864 00:36:54,612 --> 00:36:56,489 But maybe we take things slow, okay? 865 00:36:56,573 --> 00:36:58,700 - Not rush into anything. - No... yeah, no. 866 00:36:58,783 --> 00:37:02,120 Um, whatever you need. 867 00:37:02,203 --> 00:37:03,997 Okay. 868 00:37:11,212 --> 00:37:13,715 Okay, well, bye, B. 869 00:37:13,840 --> 00:37:16,551 - We'll talk soon. - Okay. 870 00:37:29,022 --> 00:37:30,899 Ah, fuck it. Let's just go fast. 871 00:37:31,024 --> 00:37:32,024 What? 872 00:37:41,659 --> 00:37:44,579 God, I love that it's raining. 873 00:37:44,704 --> 00:37:47,081 Could you maybe pick me up? 874 00:37:47,165 --> 00:37:49,334 Hell yeah, I'm picking you up, girl. 875 00:38:00,837 --> 00:38:02,137 _ 876 00:38:02,138 --> 00:38:03,806 All right, everyone. 877 00:38:03,932 --> 00:38:05,725 They're walking in right now. You know the drill. 878 00:38:05,808 --> 00:38:07,435 This is just a normal family dinner. 879 00:38:07,560 --> 00:38:10,271 Oh, and Pat wanted me to thank you all for doing this again. 880 00:38:10,355 --> 00:38:12,232 Okay. Action, everyone. 881 00:38:13,983 --> 00:38:17,111 Thank you, Lance. Hello. 882 00:38:17,195 --> 00:38:19,030 Can't believe you wanted to come back here. 883 00:38:19,113 --> 00:38:20,907 Well, I was gonna take us to the Smith 884 00:38:20,990 --> 00:38:23,785 and wear my prosthetics, but I couldn't find my nose. 885 00:38:23,868 --> 00:38:25,119 - Whoops. - So this was 886 00:38:25,245 --> 00:38:26,829 my only other option if I wanted us all 887 00:38:26,955 --> 00:38:28,873 to go eat together but still be left alone. 888 00:38:28,957 --> 00:38:30,750 But I thought you hated having to do 889 00:38:30,833 --> 00:38:32,293 prosthetics and this stuff. 890 00:38:32,377 --> 00:38:35,463 Well, I am one of the most famous women alive, 891 00:38:35,547 --> 00:38:37,215 so what the fuck else am I gonna do? 892 00:38:37,298 --> 00:38:38,675 It is what it is. 893 00:38:38,800 --> 00:38:40,134 And I do think this will be 894 00:38:40,218 --> 00:38:41,719 a little more normal than last time. 895 00:38:41,803 --> 00:38:44,222 How? This seems just as not normal. 896 00:38:44,305 --> 00:38:46,516 - Peas and carrots. - Oh. Hey, wait. 897 00:38:46,641 --> 00:38:47,725 - What? - I almost forgot. 898 00:38:47,809 --> 00:38:49,769 I did have these. Sorry. 899 00:38:49,852 --> 00:38:52,146 I found them while we were unpacking Lance's stuff. 900 00:38:52,230 --> 00:38:55,483 See? I told you. 901 00:38:55,608 --> 00:38:57,986 - Hey. Sorry I'm late. - Cary! 902 00:38:58,111 --> 00:39:00,572 - Lance? - Hell yeah. What up, Car? 903 00:39:00,655 --> 00:39:02,407 Wait, are you two back together? 904 00:39:02,490 --> 00:39:04,158 Hooray! Okay. How's it going? 905 00:39:04,242 --> 00:39:06,578 Mostly good, but it is early days again, 906 00:39:06,661 --> 00:39:09,998 so your sister has been a little relentless physically. 907 00:39:10,123 --> 00:39:12,125 - Ah. - Anyway, Cary, so how was it? 908 00:39:12,208 --> 00:39:14,335 Are you just getting back from Curtis's birthday week? 909 00:39:14,460 --> 00:39:18,840 Oh. Um, weirdly, no. I am not. 910 00:39:18,965 --> 00:39:23,386 Curtis, uh, said he wasn't quite ready to have me stay yet. 911 00:39:23,469 --> 00:39:25,013 - Oh, Car. - Oh, no. It's okay. 912 00:39:25,138 --> 00:39:28,558 Um, so I kind of wandered the beach 913 00:39:28,683 --> 00:39:30,101 and was like, "Now what?" 914 00:39:30,184 --> 00:39:32,270 And then my agent called me back and said 915 00:39:32,353 --> 00:39:33,688 that Harry Styles wanted to join the movie. 916 00:39:33,813 --> 00:39:34,898 - What? - Yo! 917 00:39:35,023 --> 00:39:36,441 - Oh. - Yeah, and they found 918 00:39:36,524 --> 00:39:37,942 financing another way too. 919 00:39:38,026 --> 00:39:39,277 Oh. 920 00:39:39,360 --> 00:39:40,862 But I just... 921 00:39:40,945 --> 00:39:43,823 I felt like it wasn't the right move for me still. 922 00:39:43,907 --> 00:39:47,911 Like, I still just needed to stop and not 923 00:39:48,036 --> 00:39:49,746 do another thing right away. 924 00:39:49,871 --> 00:39:54,250 So I weirdly just stayed at the beach, alone. 925 00:39:54,375 --> 00:39:55,752 What... what do you mean? 926 00:39:55,877 --> 00:39:58,838 Like, I just weirdly hung up 927 00:39:58,922 --> 00:40:00,757 and stayed by myself 928 00:40:00,882 --> 00:40:04,802 and kept walking 929 00:40:04,886 --> 00:40:07,931 until it was so late, I was like, 930 00:40:08,056 --> 00:40:09,682 "What am I even doing?" 931 00:40:09,766 --> 00:40:12,143 - Hey, how's it going? - Hi. 932 00:40:12,227 --> 00:40:15,146 But then I saw one of those little cute beach houses 933 00:40:15,230 --> 00:40:19,067 with a Vrbo sign, so I randomly called the lady. 934 00:40:19,192 --> 00:40:20,735 Oop, sorry, Car. Continue. 935 00:40:20,818 --> 00:40:22,487 Just gotta use the restroom. 936 00:40:22,570 --> 00:40:23,863 Lance, wanna join? 937 00:40:23,947 --> 00:40:25,907 Oh, again? 938 00:40:25,990 --> 00:40:29,410 Uh, and yeah, I rented it for the week. 939 00:40:29,494 --> 00:40:30,828 Is that so weird? 940 00:40:30,912 --> 00:40:32,413 No, honey. It's nice. 941 00:40:32,497 --> 00:40:36,834 Yeah, and I literally just read... 942 00:40:36,918 --> 00:40:39,921 or pretended to read, at first. 943 00:40:40,046 --> 00:40:43,925 But then I did. I actually read a whole book. 944 00:40:45,802 --> 00:40:48,638 And I swam 945 00:40:48,763 --> 00:40:51,391 in the ocean. 946 00:40:51,474 --> 00:40:54,352 Or stood in the ocean. 947 00:40:56,187 --> 00:40:58,314 And I went to the store... 948 00:41:11,077 --> 00:41:13,162 Hey. 949 00:41:13,288 --> 00:41:15,123 I know you. 950 00:41:15,248 --> 00:41:16,457 Oh, hey. Um... 951 00:41:16,541 --> 00:41:18,334 Uh, Terrence. 952 00:41:18,459 --> 00:41:19,502 Yeah. 953 00:41:19,627 --> 00:41:21,421 - Hey, how are you? - Oh, I'm great. 954 00:41:21,504 --> 00:41:23,298 Oh, this is my partner, Ted. 955 00:41:23,423 --> 00:41:25,800 Ted, this is Cary Dubek, the guest actor 956 00:41:25,884 --> 00:41:27,760 from "Emily Overruled" I was telling you about. 957 00:41:27,844 --> 00:41:31,139 Oh, you're the reason why we missed our reservation at Lilia. 958 00:41:31,264 --> 00:41:33,516 Sorry. Yeah. 959 00:41:33,641 --> 00:41:35,476 I, uh... sorry. That... 960 00:41:35,560 --> 00:41:37,937 - I'm just teasing. - Are you by yourself? 961 00:41:38,021 --> 00:41:39,647 - Yeah. - Hey, you want to join? 962 00:41:39,731 --> 00:41:41,900 We're putting salmon on. 963 00:41:41,983 --> 00:41:44,444 Oh, you sure? I don't want to intrude. 964 00:41:44,527 --> 00:41:46,237 Oh, please. We've been here a week already. 965 00:41:46,321 --> 00:41:47,739 We're sick of each other. Come on. 966 00:41:47,822 --> 00:41:51,117 I'll introduce you. 967 00:41:51,201 --> 00:41:52,911 Hey, everybody. This is Cary Dubek. 968 00:41:52,994 --> 00:41:54,162 - Hi, Cary. - Hi. 969 00:41:54,287 --> 00:41:55,496 We worked together on "Emily." 970 00:41:55,622 --> 00:41:56,789 - Oh, nice. - Yeah, hey. 971 00:41:56,873 --> 00:41:58,249 - Uh, this is Bob. - Hey, Bob. Hey. 972 00:42:09,302 --> 00:42:10,845 Whew. 973 00:42:10,929 --> 00:42:12,388 Forgot those bathrooms aren't finished. 974 00:42:12,513 --> 00:42:14,641 A PA just saw a lot. 975 00:42:14,724 --> 00:42:16,100 Anyway, what did we miss? 976 00:42:16,184 --> 00:42:18,519 Something sweet about the beach? 977 00:42:18,603 --> 00:42:19,771 Yes, Brooke. 978 00:42:19,854 --> 00:42:21,731 Something sweet about the beach. 979 00:42:34,702 --> 00:42:35,870 - Hey. - Hey! 980 00:42:35,954 --> 00:42:37,330 I started getting emails. 981 00:42:37,413 --> 00:42:38,706 What? What emails? 982 00:42:38,831 --> 00:42:40,333 From people who want you to represent them. 983 00:42:40,416 --> 00:42:42,377 - Like I said I would! - That was real? 984 00:42:42,502 --> 00:42:44,879 I thought you were just Streetering. 985 00:42:44,963 --> 00:42:46,839 Nope. I'm forwarding them now. 986 00:42:48,716 --> 00:42:51,553 Wait. Holy shit. 987 00:42:51,678 --> 00:42:54,472 These are the biggest names in literal Hollywood. 988 00:42:54,556 --> 00:42:56,849 - Why would they want me? - Are you kidding? 989 00:42:56,933 --> 00:42:58,434 You took the fall for your clients. 990 00:42:58,560 --> 00:43:00,895 And everyone knows a good manager is someone 991 00:43:00,979 --> 00:43:02,647 willing to be the bad guy. 992 00:43:02,730 --> 00:43:04,357 Oh, my God. 993 00:43:04,440 --> 00:43:06,693 So it's good... 994 00:43:06,776 --> 00:43:08,486 to be bad? 995 00:43:16,244 --> 00:43:20,957 Okay. So I am now your solo manager. 996 00:43:21,082 --> 00:43:23,459 I just... I still feel so bad about Brooke. 997 00:43:23,585 --> 00:43:25,253 Oh, I know, buddy. 998 00:43:25,378 --> 00:43:27,255 But she knows that you're still just a good kid, 999 00:43:27,338 --> 00:43:29,757 and that you hated pretending to be bad before, 1000 00:43:29,841 --> 00:43:31,759 with all those disgusting tattoos. 1001 00:43:31,843 --> 00:43:33,720 Absolutely. Look, so you made 1002 00:43:33,803 --> 00:43:35,722 a one-time mistake with that tweet. 1003 00:43:35,805 --> 00:43:37,640 It shouldn't ruin your life. 1004 00:43:37,765 --> 00:43:39,309 Yeah. Yeah, okay. 1005 00:43:39,434 --> 00:43:41,436 Oh. But I actually did get one of those tattoos, though. 1006 00:43:41,561 --> 00:43:43,104 - You did what, now? - Come again? 1007 00:43:43,229 --> 00:43:45,106 Yeah, I got the Piglet, but with boobs. 1008 00:43:45,231 --> 00:43:47,775 Thought it was funny. And cool. 1009 00:43:47,901 --> 00:43:50,236 Uh-oh. 1010 00:43:51,500 --> 00:43:56,500 - Synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.MY-SUBS.com - 72254

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